Manhattan's Soros DA Alvin Bragg Won't Prosecute Actual Killers -- But Charges a Bodega Owner With Murder For Daring to Defend Himself Against a Criminal Attacker

This is intentional. This is not accidental. This is what they intend.

The bodega owner is an older man, and defended himself with a knife against a much younger attacker, killing his assailant.

And Soros DA Alvin Bragg finally had a murder case he was interested in prosecuting to the full.


Fury at woke Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg for prosecuting hardworking bodega employee, 62, who stabbed career criminal to death in self defense: GoFundMe REMOVES the man's $20k legal fund as he languishes in Riker's on $250,000 bond

Jose Alba is sitting in Rikers Island awaiting his next court date on murder charges

Last Friday, he killed Austin Simon, a 37-year-old ex-con who attacked him

Simon's girlfriend couldn't afford a bag of potato chips in Alba's Harlem bodega

When he tried to reclaim the chips, she pulled a knife out of her purse then called for her boyfriend's back-up

Simon then confronted Alba in the store and Alba stabbed him in self-defense

Simon died in the hospital and Alba was arrested on murder charges

His family started a GoFundMe for his defense but it was removed last night after raising $20,000

Now, there is a growing campaign to #FreeJoseAlba amid fury at Alvin Bragg

Bragg's office routinely awards no or low cash bail to violent offenders in NYC

The case is due to be presented to a grand jury on Thursday

By JENNIFER SMITH, CHIEF REPORTER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM


There is mounting anger over woke Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's decision to charge a 62-year-old bodega employee with murder for killing a career criminal in self-defense after the thug attacked him in his store.

Jose Alba is in Rikers Island this morning awaiting his first court appearance on charges of murder.

His bail has been set at $250,000 - an exorbitant amount compared with the low-or-no cash bail that is routinely given to repeat offenders by Bragg's soft-touch office.

On Friday night, Alba stabbed Austin Simon to death after Simon attacked him in the Bluemoon Convenient Store in Harlem.

Alba, who is beloved in the local community, has worked there for decades and has no criminal record.

His family launched a GoFundMe page to help pay his legal expenses - but the page was removed on Wednesday night after raising $20,000. GoFundMe is yet to explain the decision.

Over the weekend, Alba was arraigned on a second degree murder charge and Bragg's office asked the judge to set Alba's bail at $500,000 - which the judge deemed too high.

Alba has not yet been indicted; his case is going before a grand jury on Saturday.

Alba was first wounded with the girlfriend's knife. Then she called her boyfriend over to finish Alba off.

So Alba was not the first to introduce knives into the fray.

The girlfriend who stabbed Alba, because Alba correctly told her that if she couldn't afford potato chips she couldn't just take the potato chips, has not been charged. Of course she hasn't!

This is New York City, where murderers are set free and innocent men are jailed for defending themselves against the murderers the DA sets free!

And the supposed tough-on-crime mayor Eric Adams refused to criticize his leftwing Partner-in-Crime Bragg over this. Adams offered a vague statement in support of "hard-working" bodega owners-- but refused to "second-guess" the Soros DA Bragg.

Mayor Eric Adams on Thursday stood up for the "hard-working" Manhattan bodega clerk languishing on Rikers Island on $250,000 bail after he fatally stabbed a violent ex-con while trying to fend off an attack.

"My heart goes out for this hard-working, honest New Yorker that was doing his job in his place of business, where a person came in and went behind the counter and attacked him," Adams said about 51-year-old Jose Alba at a press conference.

The mayor -- who later paid a visit to the Hamilton Heights bodega -- stopped short of criticizing Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's office for charging Alba with second-degree murder and requesting a whopping $500,000 bail at the worker's arraignment Saturday.

"The DA has a non-mandate, where we cannot dictate or mandate how he determines how he's going to prosecute crimes," Adams told reporters. "That is up to the district attorney, and I'm not going to second-guess the district attorney for his actions."

Everyone who voted for Adams, believing his "I Back the Blue" bullsh!t: You got got. You been bamboozled. You been run amok.


The Bodega Defense League, which is supposed to stick up for bodega owners in cases like this, is also silent. Alba's family has had to reach out to... the National Rifle Association for help, even though this case has nothing to do with guns.

Screenshot (2490).png

Note that Batya Unger-Sargon was until recently a card-carrying red-diaper baby, as leftwing as you could want.

She may still identify that way, but she increasingly sounds like an Extremist Far-Right Conspiracy Theorist.

Because the left is driving a lot of people running and screaming away from the left.

They are depraved. They have removed the masks and have shown that their true object is the total literal destruction of society, and as big a pile of bodies as that will take.

And this is not mere rhetoric; they intend to kill people to achieve their dream of a Year Zero reset. In fact, killing people isn't even a necessary evil; it's kind of the whole point. The Year Zero reset is kind of just a justification for the murders these psychopaths are drooling to commit.

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Up is down, you know.

Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2022 06:03 PM (dTFZY)

2 Bodega Defense League?

On reflection, I guess it makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:04 PM (diceA)

3 "Everyone who voted for Adams, believing his "I Back the Blue" bullsh!t: You got got. You been bamboozled. You been run amok."

You been GramRomCained.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:04 PM (diceA)

4 1 Up is down, you know.
Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2022 06:03 PM (dTFZY)

'And everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:05 PM (diceA)

5 I can't believe cops haven't started fragging these communist prosecutors.

Posted by: Whitey at July 07, 2022 06:06 PM (wmXwQ)

6 Everything is a fucking lie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 06:06 PM (89T5c)

7 I demand that victims return to this city!! Learn your place peasants!

Posted by: Hon Mayor Eric Asshole at July 07, 2022 06:06 PM (VYjdj)

8 Have not watched the video so I have no opinion yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 07, 2022 06:07 PM (bVYXr)

9 So New Yorkers will continue to flee their state infecting others turning them from red to b!ue. Yay!
Its almost as if this is intentional.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:07 PM (8P2Ro)

10 They need us to start shooting to justify what they have coming down the pike.

This is intentionally provocative.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 07, 2022 06:07 PM (fI5MT)

11 Jose Alba didn't nothing wrong.

Show me the NYC police brass who thinks Adams is in the wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 07, 2022 06:07 PM (oImlS)

12 First time I heard bodega, I thought it was a race track for hillbilly moonshiners.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:08 PM (0ocXn)

13 So, let me make sure I have this right:

-she tried to steal the chips
-she stabbed the owner
-she called her boyfriend to get physical AFTER she had stabbed the guy (owner)
-owner stabs boyfriend
-she probably got the chips

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)

14 After watching the video why isn't the dead guy's girlfriend being charged with a hate crime for handing her boyfriend a knife to stab the old guy?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (bVYXr)

15 Stabbing is part of their culture... so I've bean lectured to death.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (8P2Ro)

16 Why isn't AOC supporting this abuelo?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (xPl2J)

17 Honestly... this is a naked attempt to FORCE vigilante justice. Why would any prosecutor do this? Is it possible for a NY grand jury to decline to prosecute? (no, change that question to probable).

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (cPGH3)

18 Look how the thug towers over the victim trying to intimidate him. Like an animal. He has been put down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (8GBH4)

19 Old man strength.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (0Qrr3)

20 Killing a thief should be, at most, a littering offense

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (oImlS)

21 And this is not mere rhetoric; they intend to kill people to achieve their dream of a Year Zero reset. In fact, killing people isn't even a necessary evil; it's kind of the whole point. The Year Zero reset is kind of just a justification for the murders these psychopaths are drooling to commit.

They have been telling us what they want to do since well before I was 29. Sometimes in other languages, because they think they are SMAHHHHHRRT and don't grasp that many muricans speak foreign languages, and sometimes in English because they *want* to tell you.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (llON8)

22 Bodega Owner will win eventually ... but this is a process is the punishment scenario.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 07, 2022 06:10 PM (IK4m/)

23 Escape from New York was prophetic. #BuildTheWall

Posted by: Bete at July 07, 2022 06:10 PM (EDtFE)

24 I'm going to need to know who the bodega guy voted for before I have an opinion on this case.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2022 06:10 PM (KFhLj)

25 If on the jury, I would vote to dismiss and to give the guy a medal and this DAs head on the end of a tether-ball rope.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (nByzo)

26 >>> 23 Escape from New York was prophetic. #BuildTheWall
Posted by: Bete at July 07, 2022 06:10 PM (EDtFE)

Around the DA's house?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (llON8)

27 Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk!!

da da da da, da da, da da da!

You gotta get out, Ace. Its toast

Posted by: Common Sense at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Tc2CN)

28 Without looking at the link, was the ex-con a-hole whose girlfriend couldn't finance a bag of potato chips a person of melanin, by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

29 Do they want vigilantism? Because this is how you get vigilantism

Posted by: Blutarski at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (CWRPI)

30 I'm so sick of this shit I could cry. We need to rout this miserable Communist bastard DA out of office.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (H8QX8)

31 Vigilantism and star chambers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (89T5c)

32 Can the grand jury file an indictment against the DA? That would be the best, the best Jerry!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (8GBH4)

33 27 Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk!!

da da da da, da da, da da da!

You gotta get out, Ace. Its toast
Posted by: Common Sense at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Tc2CN)

Wasn't JJ moving to Portland for a change of pace?

On his birthday?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (diceA)

34 Can someone point me to the post , I think it was a gun thread, where Weasel listed the legal insurance companies for self-defense/ccw?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (Gr4Do)

35 And the DA is another lying leftist (but I repeat myself) that pretended that he grew up on the mean streets.

He lived well, and went to good schools. Same BS as AOC and Tubby Riefenstahl.

Posted by: Hon Mayor Eric Asshole at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (VYjdj)

36 The bodega worker defied the statistics. Can't have that in NYNY.

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (cPGH3)

37 My office planned and prepped for a twice-yearly conference up in NYC last year. The local NYC office pulled the plug, after all the planning was done. When was the last time you heard of that, a local office warning the corporate HQS to STAY AWAY! NYC is that bad.

Posted by: goatexchange at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (APPN8)

38 Old man strength.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (0Qrr3)
........

Old man balls.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

39 Even in New York a jury wouldn't convict, would they?

Although even if not, dude still has to go through trying to raise bail, lawyer fees, imprisoning, court, stress, etc....

These fuckers, the process is the punishment. I can't wait for the reckoning.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (EHcEg)

40 26 Why should the DA get Paul Ryan protection? Instead make sure his house is inside the wall with all his "constituents".

Posted by: Bete at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (EDtFE)

41 Taking a Civil Right under Cover of Law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

42 Without looking at the link, was the ex-con a-hole whose girlfriend couldn't finance a bag of potato chips a person of melanin, by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

If he had attacked a brown person of higher stack value, he would be a black white supremacist.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (nByzo)

43 29 Do they want vigilantism? Because this is how you get vigilantism
Posted by: Blutarski at July 07, 2022 06:12 PM (CWRPI)

I'm OrangeMan!

Alfred: Why Trump, Master Bruce?

Bruce: Trump frightens me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (diceA)

44 Anyone still living in any of the five boroughs of NYC that has the means to leave is a fool and deserves whatever happens to them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (bVYXr)

45 Someday...a real rain will come.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (T6Rpm)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 06:14 PM (T4tVD)

47 It is a race to the bottom between formerly great cities.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2022 06:14 PM (rJ48h)

48 You can get rid of me, but what are you going to do with all of the people who elected me?

I'm just giving the people what they voted for

Posted by: Alvin the Chipmunk Bragg at July 07, 2022 06:15 PM (Tc2CN)

49 >>>Without looking at the link, was the ex-con a-hole whose girlfriend couldn't finance a bag of potato chips a person of melanin, by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>I believe her arm is the arm in the window.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:15 PM (0ocXn)

50 They have been telling us what they want to do since well before I was 29. Sometimes in other languages, because they think they are SMAHHHHHRRT and don't grasp that many muricans speak foreign languages, and sometimes in English because they *want* to tell you.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Talk is cheap. They need to shit or get off of the pot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:15 PM (RNuBu)

51 Charges a Bodega Owner With Murder

That's the way you do it.
Make an example of a sympathetic innocent person and scare the multitude into submission.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:15 PM (dkP80)

52 Things You Aren't Supposed to Notice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (F1i8l)

53 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
........

I knew I shouldn't comment until the expert weighed in.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

54 It is not just menacing, he laid hands on the owner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (diceA)

55 I read that story in the "NY Post" today. I've gotten increasingly more selective about what I read in that paper because the news is so awful. Sometimes I don't even buy it. I will read tomorrow's papes because the "Letters to the Editor" on this will be lit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (FZ2cV)

56 I'd close the bodega and skip town. You dumb shits want a food desert? You can have one.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (U1eOr)

57 17 Honestly... this is a naked attempt to FORCE vigilante justice. Why would any prosecutor do this? Is it possible for a NY grand jury to decline to prosecute? (no, change that question to probable).
Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 06:09 PM (cPGH3)

NO, the guy on trial is a normal citizen taking the law into his own hands... ergo... he IS the vigilante, and no one can threaten the States Monopoly on Law enforcement.... thus...

This is flexing the power of the State... nothing more.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (oHd/0)

58 @29, @31: It they were trying to cause the "right" to violently oppose their policies via vigilantism so they can impose martial law, what would they do differently?

Posted by: yara at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (hBsVD)

59
I'm going to need to know who the bodega guy voted for before I have an opinion on this case.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2022 06:10 PM (KFhLj)

Well, of course this is insane, and shouldn't be happening, and I feel bad for the old duffer.

That said, it's NYC. He almost definitely *did* vote for the gang of lunatics persecuting now. And if so, he'll do it again.

And this behavior - voting for the people who victimize you over and over again - is by no means restricted to Dem voters. It's a thing. Almost everyone does it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (IXpV7)

60 Criminals are the Leftists best friends

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (2JoB8)

61 Someday...a real rain will come.
Posted by: Travis Bickle

Chubby Rain!

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:17 PM (8P2Ro)

62 After watching the video why isn't the dead guy's girlfriend being charged with a hate crime for handing her boyfriend a knife to stab the old guy?
Posted by: Mister Scott


Why isn't she being charged with murder herself? If your accomplice is killed in the commission of a crime, aren't you on the hook? I thought that was the reason Michael Brown's accomplice was all-in on the "hands up don't shoot" lie.

I know, the answer to all our questions is "Soros DA".

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 06:17 PM (P1f+c)

63 Sorry, I can't get worked up over this.

New York, you wanted this. You wanted it so badly. You've had how many years to figure it out?

But really, you must like it, because you keep doing it to yourself. Flat learning curve. Nostalgie la bouie, amirite?

In Detroit, no charges pressed, guy gets to keep his knife.

Seriously, In. Detroit. Because even they have a learning curve.

New York: Dumber than Detroit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

64 Who doesn't realize that Thanos is really considered to be a misunderstood good guy by the Left? They have the same goals.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (QY+6a)

65 And this behavior - voting for the people who victimize you over and over again - is by no means restricted to Dem voters. It's a thing. Almost everyone does it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Stockholm ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (P1f+c)

66 Another junk food death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (FVME7)

67 NY Post is now reporting that his bail got lowered to $5000.

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (ufJfM)

68 A plant based centered life people! It'll solve everything!!

Posted by: Eric "I Used To Be A Cop" Adams at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (T6Rpm)

69 31: It they were trying to cause the "right" to violently oppose their policies via vigilantism so they can impose martial law, what would they do differently?
Posted by: yara at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (hBsVD)

Exactly right. They're aching to unleash the full fury of the State on Americans. And all the "peacenik" Leftists will love it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (H8QX8)

70 That guy had to be in fear of being killed. Why didn't the assholes just take the chips and split. This is insane. I hope the GJ refuses to indite.

Posted by: pawn at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (kYVzH)

71 I wonder if gofundme shut down the campaign for the dead guy's funeral expenses.

You know there's gotta be a gofundme for that.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (U1eOr)

72 Seriously, In. Detroit. Because even they have a learning curve.

New York: Dumber than Detroit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

To be fair, they had this same stupid shit in the 70s and managed to turn things around, but like always, once the problem was resolved and things were good they reverted to the same shit that gave them the 70s in the first place.

So it's not just stupidity, but willful, learned stupidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (diceA)

73
In fact, killing people isn't even a necessary evil; it's kind of the whole point.


Ah, young padawan. Let me remind you of my annoying and oft-repeated rant about shooting kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM (n+4am)

74 The Plymouth Rock scene in Malcom X, irrespective of other factors, is pretty great.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 06:20 PM (sNA9o)

75 But no one in NYC votes right? The participation levels are ridiculously low I thought. Couldn't things dramatically change if non voters decided to vote? Or is it the case that people there don't vote because they're actually good for all this?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:20 PM (0fVbu)

76 This is how real race wars begin. This is how corrupt politicians get emotions boiling and bad things happening. Very sad, the whole thing. And damned dangerous.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at July 07, 2022 06:21 PM (z0DEK)

77 Menacing is squirting pee out of your nipples towards your target.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:21 PM (8P2Ro)

78 You know the whole "We can't change Afghan culture" thing?

Well, New York. I get that there are a lot of decent folks, and - this is for you, Ace - we can relocate you free of cost to the Texas of the North if you so choose.

Heck, you can even live in Ann Arbor if you have a compulsive need to surround yourself with affluent leftists who hate cars and love scooters and messenger bags.

But guess what? Concealed carry is legal in Ann Arbor and the Stand Your Ground law also reigns there.

New York wanted this. "I say, let 'em crash."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:21 PM (llXky)

79 That guy had to be in fear of being killed. Why didn't the assholes just take the chips and split. This is insane. I hope the GJ refuses to indite.

Posted by: pawn at July 07, 2022 06:19 PM


They didn't just leave after they stole the chips because they wanted the money in the cash register. It appears to me that is why the boyfriend is tossing the owner around, trying to get him to open the register to take the money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 07, 2022 06:21 PM (bVYXr)

80 NO, the guy on trial is a normal citizen taking the law into his own hands... ergo... he IS the vigilante, and no one can threaten the States Monopoly on Law enforcement.... thus...

This is flexing the power of the State... nothing more.
Posted by: Romeo13


It is not vigilante if it is self-defense. It is only vigilante, if he goes looking for the guy after the fact.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:21 PM (RNuBu)

81 I read Adams' platform papers.
It was all "defund the police" just not using that phrase, combined with racial hiring plans and "restorative" justice for criminals.
He will not criticize Bragg because he already has problems with BLM over his desire to disarm them along with everyone else.

Posted by: Sam at July 07, 2022 06:22 PM (ohyxL)

82 New York: Dumber than Detroit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
-----------------------

Right. New York, (hey, J.J.'s got eight days) Detroit, Seattle, Portland, anywhere California. Let them have a go at it. I don't care.

`

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:22 PM (dkP80)

83 Taking a Civil Right under Cover of Law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

Give him the Chauvin sentence, which is 20 years and 5 months.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 07, 2022 06:23 PM (nByzo)

84 So in breaking Baltimore news, a squeegee kid was harassing a driver at a red light right at one of the busiest Inner Harbor intersections about an hour ago.Driver got out of the car with a baseball bat...and the squeegee kid shot and killed him. Rush hour, downtown, broad daylight.
You don't think that is gonna change the dynamics at Baltimore red light intersections with squeegee kids present?

And...a neighbor was carjacked directly in front of my MiL's house up here while we were down home in S.C.

Shit is about to blow up in all these leftist shit-hole cities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2022 06:23 PM (uLr+K)

85 Meh. New York. Don’t care.

King Kong had the right attitude toward that place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:23 PM (rzOL9)

86 Right. New York, (hey, J.J.'s got eight days) Detroit, Seattle, Portland, anywhere California. Let them have a go at it. I don't care.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:22 PM (dkP80)
---
When they tried to start riots in Detroit, the DPD came down on them like a ton of bricks. They learned their lesson and when the rioters kicked cars *the cops ran them over*.

Detroit. Where the weak are killed and eaten.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:24 PM (llXky)

87 >>> 64 Who doesn't realize that Thanos is really considered to be a misunderstood good guy by the Left? They have the same goals.
Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (QY+6a)

That loser only went for 50%. We're going for 98%!

...and we're still pissed at whoever knocked our rocks over.

Posted by: Great Resetters at July 07, 2022 06:24 PM (llON8)

88 Is anybody calling for common sense kitchen knife controls?

Can we get some more bodega restrictions in the legislature?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:25 PM (0ocXn)

89 in for a penny, in for a pound. alba should have done the girlfriend too.

Posted by: x at July 07, 2022 06:25 PM (uQFwj)

90 Meh. New York. Don’t care.


True.

95% possibility it was left on left assault, followed by leftist government prosecuting left voter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 06:25 PM (F1i8l)

91 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
........

I knew I shouldn't comment until the expert weighed in.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 07, 2022 06:25 PM (nByzo)

92 Government of the People, For the People and By the People will not return until politicians and government officials at all levels are terrified for the lives of themselves and their families.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (dYZo0)

93 I'm afraid the bodega owner won't survive in Riker's. 🤬🙏💔

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

94 95% possibility it was left on left assault, followed by leftist government prosecuting left voter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 06:25 PM (F1i8l)
---
Yep.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (llXky)

95 God help you if you get in these cocksuckers' sights for political gain. You are mere cannon fodder. Or a mouse to bat around until they get bored or a find a new shiny object.

I've been there. It's not a pleasant place and I was lucky that the *BIPOC* person in authority had actual integrity and wasn't in place to play leftist activist ball.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (dscaa)

96 If he was in Florida, he would be free and the cops would be buying from his store.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (5p7BC)

97 51 Charges a Bodega Owner With Murder

That's the way you do it.
Make an example of a sympathetic innocent person and scare the multitude into submission.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:15 PM (dkP80)

Yes, exactly. The Summer of George was state-sponsored terrorism and the message delivered was you accept your rape, torture or murder and if you try to defend yourself you will go to jail. Venues were carefully selected, of course, because Merrick's Merry Band was not in place to swoop in and do the job the local cops would not do.

Prediction: next wave of riots outside of the Hives results in a high body count of the rioters and the DOJ moves aggressively against those defending themselves and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (nMx88)

98 That loser only went for 50%. We're going for 98%!

...and we're still pissed at whoever knocked our rocks over.
Posted by: Great Resetters at July 07, 2022 06:24 PM (llON

Well, per the georgia guidestones, they are going for 93%, but your point is taken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (diceA)

99 Government of the People, For the People and By the People will not return until politicians and government officials at all levels are terrified for the lives of themselves and their families.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (dYZo0)
---
There was an alternative in the election. They didn't want that. They voted against that. This is what they want.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:27 PM (llXky)

100 I'm afraid the bodega owner won't survive in Riker's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Not so sure about that; there are plenty of hispanic gangs that might just put him in the back. Further, I have to think a lot of the working class felons are tired of this shit too.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2022 06:27 PM (IEa8U)

101 Where is JJ going??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 07, 2022 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

102 I knew I shouldn't comment until the expert weighed in.
Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

It's a good stab. Case dismissed. The deceased GF should pay for the bodega owner's legal fees.
*bangs gavel*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:27 PM (kf6Ak)

103 Can we sell New York back to the Dutch farmers?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:27 PM (rzOL9)

104 I'm sorry; I don't want to read anymore "I don't care about anyone in NYC" or Blue State" posts. There are large Blue cities in every Red state and there are people who vote Republican in every Blue State. Have a good evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 06:28 PM (FZ2cV)

105 If he was in Florida, he would be free and the cops would be buying from his store.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (5p7BC)
---
Indeed. New York gonna New York.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:28 PM (llXky)

106 Where is JJ going??
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Moving to Wisconsin. Texas lost out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:28 PM (RNuBu)

107 Wisconsin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:29 PM (diceA)

108 This is how real race wars begin.

-
Meanwhile, in Texas . . .

Awesome: Gov. Abbott Orders Texas Authorities To Arrest Illegal Migrants, Return Them To Border

-
We're sitting on a powder keg and they're playing with matches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:29 PM (FVME7)

109 We are living in a bad sci-fi movie.

Posted by: RI Red at July 07, 2022 06:29 PM (xtg8y)

110 103 Can we sell New York back to the Dutch farmers?

ought to be able to get at least as much as they got for the cw

Posted by: anachronda at July 07, 2022 06:29 PM (I38CQ)

111 I mean throat stab is bonus 50 points right there.
*scribbles in score card*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:30 PM (kf6Ak)

112 Trump will send a carrier out from Norfolk in a few years, but Steinbrenner's going to pay full fare.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2022 06:30 PM (61uie)

113 CBS is leading with Boris Johnson saying he will step down. 'What it means for international relations and the war in ukraine!'

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:30 PM (diceA)

114 FNC said bail was reduced to $50,000

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2022 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

115
Gov. Abbott Orders Texas Authorities To Arrest Illegal Migrants, Return Them To Border

------

Mind you - Abbott did that *after* border county sheriffs started doing it on their own. I expect he just wants to be seen as being in control of a situation that is getting beyond his reach & grasp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (IXpV7)

116 I'm sorry; I don't want to read anymore "I don't care about anyone in NYC" or Blue State" posts. There are large Blue cities in every Red state and there are people who vote Republican in every Blue State. Have a good evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 06:28 PM (FZ2cV)
---
So what is the solution? Invade New York? This what they want. They voted for this.

I think it's stupid - worse than stupid, evil. And you know what? No one there cares. In fact, they look at Michigan's gun laws, abortion laws - and they sneer.

So this is what they want. They have it the way they want it. I'm happy for them. This is what they want, and they have it the way they want. I hope they change their minds, and pray for the wrongfully imprisoned, but this is a feature of their system, not a bug.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (llXky)

117 That's the way you do it.
Make an example of a sympathetic innocent person and scare the multitude into submission.


Worked out really well for them in the Kyle Rittenhouse case didn't it? Notice how the Antifa/BLM riots suddenly ended after Kyle planted two and disarmed a third?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (ZEHVO)

118 Where is JJ going??
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Moving to Wisconsin. Texas lost out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:28 PM (RNuBu)
--------

Wait, wut? Do we really want J.J. and Mis. Hum in the same state? Think of the adultchildren!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (5pTK/)

119 Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (pCXlW)

120 Jose Alba is not a victim. He's a White Hispanic. You know, one of THOSE people.

I hope Hispanics all over the country are paying attention to this.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (mNhhD)

121 Bragg's office routinely awards no or low cash bail to violent offenders in NYC

The case is due to be presented to a grand jury on Thursday

Coming to a village near you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (ex2Cx)

122 Worked out really well for them in the Kyle Rittenhouse case didn't it? Notice how the Antifa/BLM riots suddenly ended after Kyle planted two and disarmed a third?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (ZEHVO)

*golfclap*/This.

Good turn of phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (diceA)

123 >>>Can we sell New York back to the Dutch farmers?

>Glass beads and pemmican? Jerked venison?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (0ocXn)

124 The stabbed guy was 37. I know the stock market has been down lately, but that still seems a bit old not to be able to afford a bag of chips.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (IK4m/)

125 "The Year Zero reset is kind of just a justification for the murders these psychopaths are drooling to commit."

Bring it. I'm not 29 yet, I don't think, and I don't want to wait a few more years for things to get sporty.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 07, 2022 06:32 PM (DB16e)

126 I guess we can't ask him, but at what point did the perp say to himself "oops, I have miscalculated". Was it the first stab to the waist or the over the top to the throat?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (8GBH4)

127 119 Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (pCXlW)

It was the big bag of sour cream and onion!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (ex2Cx)

128 Just another story reinforcing my gratitude to God that I live in Oklahoma. And no, at this point I don't think NYC is worth fighting for. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (Qhnrt)

129
Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (pCXlW)

It's not the chips... this is dying over a habitual pattern of bullying small businessmen, and finally pulling the wrong motherfucker's card.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (IXpV7)

130 Meh. New York. Don’t care.

King Kong had the right attitude toward that place.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:23 PM (rzOL9)
.........

News We All Care About:
Next week is - NUDE RECREATION WEEK, July 11-17

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

131 The only thing the two sides agree on is that the "other" side is voting against their own interest. It's also the only thing the Left is correct about.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (dscaa)

132 Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.

It wasn't about the chips.

It was about being a badass.

Except when the chips were down, he wasn't quite badass enough.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (F1i8l)

133 Have not watched the video so I have no opinion yet.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 07, 2022 06:07 PM (bVYXr)


Starts out with bodega owner sitting without out offering any resistance while the soon-to-be deceased is standing over him in a threatening manner. When the bodega owner tries to walk away, the thug grabs him by the collar of his shirt and tries to push him down to the floor. That's when the bodega owner grabs a knife from a shelf and stabs the thug in the clavicle area.

Seems self-defense to me. The bodega owner is obviously smaller in stature and older than the young, fit dude grabbing him by the neck. Case law is pretty clear that disparate force can be used by weaker potential victims to defend themselves. ... But, New York City.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 07, 2022 06:33 PM (pJWtt)

134 Sorry, Fen, no sympathy here for James II’s city.

It should’ve remained in the hands of my people, under pegleg Stuyvesant. At least, then, they would be protesting alongside their brethren in the Old Country.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:34 PM (rzOL9)

135 I asked this in the last thread but how many of these bodegas are open like this anymore? Most I've seen are empty rooms separating the public from the owner and goods. They even have those in certain neighborhoods here. I'm surprised they have installed an OCP "YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY" turret or two.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:34 PM (E9ZCZ)

136 >>> Prediction: next wave of riots outside of the Hives results in a high body count of the rioters and the DOJ moves aggressively against those defending themselves and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (nMx8
-----------------

Joey B. sending Feds down to Texas arresting TNG.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:34 PM (dkP80)

137 We are living in a bad sci-fi movie.
Posted by: RI Red

2022: A Space Iliad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:34 PM (FVME7)

138 It's a good stab. Case dismissed.
........

Easter European judges give it an 8.5

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

139 So this is what they want. They have it the way they want it. I'm happy for them. This is what they want, and they have it the way they want. I hope they change their minds, and pray for the wrongfully imprisoned, but this is a feature of their system, not a bug.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (llXky)
------------

The beauty of Federalism: If a state wants to drive out the best and brightest to states which are less stupid, so be it. The idea by the left was to create uniformity across states via an all powerful federal government, making escape impossible. The latest rulings by SCOTUS are turning the tide away from that goal. A true red wave election may also help. Remains to be seen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:35 PM (5pTK/)

140 The thing is, New Yorkers know what order and peace require. It wasn't that long ago. It's still on the menu.

This is their choice.

I respect their choice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:36 PM (llXky)

141 And when the grand jury no bills it? Brag gonna charge him with littering?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2022 06:36 PM (u73oe)

142 What was Heinlein voting theory:

Ask the good intentioned idiot about who he is voting for then vote against!

PS Fuck NYC

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:36 PM (ex2Cx)

143 66 Another junk food death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:18 PM (FVME7)
----
It will eventually go in the books as a Covid-19 death. It's NYC don't forget. the masters at this.

Posted by: Ciampino - virally infected junk food at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (qfLjt)

144 We are living in a bad sci-fi movie.
Posted by: RI Red

Idiocracy

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (ex2Cx)

145 When exactly did Dems stop caring what voters think?

My guess: when they decided they had perfected their cheat system.

Imagine a politician, accountable to voters, who would charge a man with murder in the clearest possible case of self defense.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (2hil/)

146 All y'all saying the bodega employee probably voted for the Soros DA. I'd bet you are wrong. Jose Alba is probably in the 80% or so who don't vote in NYC elections, which gives the commies free rein to get their people installed to positions of power with only moderate cheating.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

147 off sock

Posted by: Chuck C at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (hOAT3)

148 So old guy is getting charged with 2nd degree murder?

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

149 People vote with their feet.
_Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (dkP80)

150 Easter European judges give it an 8.5
Posted by: wth

What does OJ say?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (FVME7)

151 More related to the "Biden is demented" thread but...

He's fucking putting medals on people BACKWARDS and not noticing an error!!!!!

https://twitter.com/andre_mihaescu/status/
1544782995189600260

18-second video.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (yikp0)

152 Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.
Posted by: goodluckduck at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM (pCXlW)
........

Doritos Flamin' Hot Limon... no way.
Lay's BBQ Flavored Chips... maybe.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

153 7.7.2022

Dere Werl':

Yo, sup? I dies for a baga chips.

Jus' wan'a put dat out dere.

I'm out!

Austin Simon

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (dYZo0)

154 by the way, it will not matter if the Bodega owner is not indicted by the grand jury.

Those who would dare defend themselves will be thrown in jail. This is a message persecution. An actual trial would only be a bonus.

Again, the process is the punishment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:39 PM (5pTK/)

155 I'd take an arrow to the knee for the last bag of kettle chips. But that's probably where I draw the line.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:39 PM (E9ZCZ)

156 The left is doing everything it can to turn the working classes - ALL races - against them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2022 06:39 PM (trdmm)

157 You can literally SEE the moment MC Perpetrator becomes MC Perforated!

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:39 PM (uj06W)

158 Eric Adams: I am a cop. I will fix this crap that is being done to our city.

Voters: Oh great! Here are the keys.

Eric Adams: I'm more of a talking mayor than a doing mayor. Joke's on you! Live with it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:39 PM (2hil/)

159 Yep. If you stick a 4 inch blade into a dude's neck, he's gonna die. I don't care how tough he was and how many gang signs he was throwing in yo face. He ded.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (dYZo0)

160 28 Without looking at the link, was the ex-con a-hole whose girlfriend couldn't finance a bag of potato chips a person of melanin, by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 07, 2022 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

Melanin and cornrows.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (4enNW)

161 >> Imagine dying over a bag of chips. Damn.


Do they have Ridges?

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (uj06W)

162 Pro Tip: When you're sitting around the kitchen table discussing Joe Biden's economy, don't mess with a man's potato chips.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (0ocXn)

163 159 Yep. If you stick a 4 inch blade into a dude's neck, he's gonna die. I don't care how tough he was and how many gang signs he was throwing in yo face. He ded.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (dYZo0)


Imagine the loss to the community.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (2hil/)

164
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

At this point, non-voters are about the only people I really sympathize with. There's no good choice, and they'll always do as they please, and that's never what they say.

I still feel bad for voters getting shafted, but not as bad - they did ask for it, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (IXpV7)

165 Easter European judges give it an 8.5
Posted by: wth

What does OJ say?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:38 PM (FVME7)
........

Not messy enough.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

166 As said up a bit, criminals are Leftist best friends, don't you dare get in the way of a criminals doing their crime.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (2JoB8)

167 this reminds me of the other current self defense case, the guy who killed the black guy who was harassing him and his girlfriend. because he has an affirmative self defense defense claim, the judge says he acted to kill and therefore he's a danger and can't be out on bail.

complete bullshit, but even now with a justified kill, you get a year in jail pre trial. thanks soros

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (OuH7W)

168 Does anyone know-know what the voter participation rate is for NYC?????

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)

169 Do they have Ridges?
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (uj06W)
-----------

The would be thug got his feathers permanently ruffled.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (5pTK/)

170 F*ck GoFundMe. They make me deeply sick.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (sVtYq)

171 168 Does anyone know-know what the voter participation rate is for NYC?????
Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)


Live voters, or dead voters?

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (2hil/)

172 "You been run amok."




*Ears perk up*

-- Zombie Leonard Nimoy

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (dYZo0)

173 Fenelon I understand what you're saying. Most of the blue cities deserve what they get but most outlying areas of a big city don't want this. My state, Missouri has two large cities Kansas City and St. Louis. Opposite ends of the state. In between are hard working God loving people. And even that being said I can bet there are many people in the large cities that are sick of this shit.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (nxdel)

174 Justice would be:

Girlfriend sitting in Rikers.
Boyfriend in the cemetery
Mayor handing keys to the city to Jose Alba.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (+DS2f)

175 Doritos Flamin' Hot Limon... no way.
Lay's BBQ Flavored Chips... maybe.
Posted by: wth

I bought a bag of White Cheddar Cheetos so your fingers don't go orange. I'm not saying they're to die for.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (FVME7)

176 Anyone worth stabbing is worth stabbing again.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (kf6Ak)

177 The cost of chips is too damn high!

Posted by: Rent is too Damn High Guy at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

178 I have been unable to download your pages for 3-5 days. Get to the middle of the first entry and everything freezes. Happens on iPad and Iphone on all 3 browsers-Safari, Brave and Chrome. Noticed that 1 or 2 other sites having same problem.

Thanks.

Posted by: Retired at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (fG+Yw)

179 Does anyone know-know what the voter participation rate is for NYC?????
Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)


About 15,000 Votes elected Werner Wilhelm DeBlasio the first time.

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (Z32m1)

180 If all the people who didn't vote there walked in one year and voted it would change everything. But I guess there is generally a good reason why obvious things that should happen don't. Was voter participation higher at the beginning and during Rudy's time?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (E9ZCZ)

181 >>thanks soros


Of all the people our Government could Drone-Strike...

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (uj06W)

182 They need to be as afraid as they want us to be.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (zB/T/)

183 Shoot, shovel, shut up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (oEMAv)

184 Look at it this way, one old guy goes to prison is better than a billion dollars in damages because a white guy kills a black guy and walks away and riots start.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (2JoB8)

185 RIP Sonny

James Caan is dead

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (ex2Cx)

186 Bodega Defense League? Huh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (DgWEj)

187 New Yorkers just can't understand why this happens. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (jvt6t)

188 Imagine the loss to the community.
Posted by: Splunge

Cancer will remain uncured.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (FVME7)

189 >> Anyone worth stabbing is worth stabbing again.


You really don't want to stab, per se.

You want to dig and rip with the blade. Poking will just get your hands all cut up at best.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (uj06W)

190 What goes on in New York?

— John Hancock, 1776

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (rzOL9)

191 Solzhenitsyn:

"In the Criminal Code of 1926 there was a most stupid Article 139 – “on the limits of necessary self-defense” —according to which you had the right to unsheath your knife only after the criminal’s knife was hovering over you. And you could stab him only after he had stabbed you. And otherwise you would be the one put on trial. ...
This fear of exceeding the measure of necessary self-defense lead to total spinelessness as a national characteristic.

A hoodlum once began to beat up the Red Army man Aleksandr Zakharov outside a club. Zakharov took out a folding penknife and killed the hoodlum. And for this he got….ten years for plain murder! “And what was I supposed to do?” he asked, astonished. Prosecutor Artsishevsky replied: “You should have fled!"


-----

Sound familiar to y'all?

Posted by: Trollbot, The Bot Made Of Trolls at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (1dzqn)

192 Thanks.
Posted by: Retired at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (fG+Yw)

Gotta try and right click the "comments" link to "open in new tab" before the front page freezes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (kf6Ak)

193 Anyone worth stabbing is worth stabbing again.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (kf6Ak)


From your lips to God's Bowie.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (zB/T/)

194 Have not watched the video so I have no opinion yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)



I've watched it and commented several times, despite not being a biologist, medical examiner, police investigator, currently practicing attorney or anthropologist.

I'm really commenting way out of my expertise on this case.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (dYZo0)

195 I use Chrome on my phone and not a issue this week.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

196 Sad fact is Jose and his whole family voted for this. They probably will vote for Hochul and the rest of their NY representatives. Because Democrats.

This is what NYC votes for. Its what they get in return. Until they vote differently they will Continue to get it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (BxH25)

197 185 RIP Sonny

James Caan is dead
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (ex2Cx)


Everyone talks about the Sonny role. And they should. But he was perfect as Jonathan in Rollerball, a great movie that doesn't get a lot of attention any more.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (2hil/)

198 Next week is - NUDE RECREATION WEEK, July 11-17
Posted by: wth

Gonna need the locations of all the festivities.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (8P2Ro)

199 I was asking about the voter participation there because if people can't be bothered to vote, well, my sympathies for them are diminished, a lot.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (Vr12I)

200 Eh, one less piece of human garbage to deal with.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (Xrfse)

201 Gonna need the locations of all the festivities.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (8P2Ro)


The people who participate in nude activities are usually people you don't want to see nude.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (DgWEj)

202 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:23 PM (rzOL9)

Where do you live?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (XIJ/X)

203 >> Next week is - NUDE RECREATION WEEK, July 11-17


My Ladybugs and I are really looking forward to this!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (uj06W)

204 New York values.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (FKqoZ)

205 Was the guy who needed the chips turning his life around?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (llXky)

206 Stop talking about snackz!

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (8P2Ro)

207 Bodega owner seemed to know what to do with a knife.

The now room temperature thug chose poorly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (5pTK/)

208 Looks like Cornrow got his skinny arse kicked.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (MkuC5)

209 Sound familiar to y'all?
Posted by: Trollbot, The Bot Made Of Trolls at July 07, 2022 06:44 PM (1dzqn)
-----
Solzhenitsyn plainly lays out the entire mechanism of Socialist authoritarianism in fewer than a thousand pages of the Archipelago. Maybe 350 in the abridged version.

Funny that it's no longer taught in schools or found in their libraries. Dangedest thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (IXpV7)

210 Old man strength.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



"Age and 4-inch bladed weapons trump youth and gangstah intimidation". I think that's the saying.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (dYZo0)

211 I'll give you my Doritos when you pry them from my cold, orange hands!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (yikp0)

212 >>> I have been unable to download your pages for 3-5 days. Get to the middle of the first entry and everything freezes. Happens on iPad and Iphone on all 3 browsers-Safari, Brave and Chrome. Noticed that 1 or 2 other sites having same problem.

Thanks.
Posted by: Retired at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (fG+Yw)

1st thing, people have suggested turning off javascript in safari to avoid the main page problem. Not great because lots of things use javascript but that's what they say works for now.

2nd thing, the only browser on all apple mobile products is safari, the others are still safari apple web-kit but with a different skin to make you believe you aren't running safari when you are in fact running safari. Apple allows nothing but safari and post-op tranny-safari.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (E9ZCZ)

213 And even that being said I can bet there are many people in the large cities that are sick of this shit.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 07, 2022 06:41 PM (nxdel)

It's becoming pretty obvious that they're not near sick enough.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (Qhnrt)

214 Remember, arteries are deep so go as deep as you can, and move it around, like garret says..

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (kf6Ak)

215 2021 NYC Mayors Race:
Popular vote Democrat Asshole 753,801 Curtis Silwa 312,385

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (Z32m1)

216 There is a GiveSendGo up for him now @ /HelpJoseAlba.

Posted by: redchief at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (qfTYD)

217 207 +11

Cooper would be proud.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (MkuC5)

218 209
Solzhenitsyn plainly lays out the entire mechanism of Socialist authoritarianism in fewer than a thousand pages of the Archipelago. Maybe 350 in the abridged version.

Funny that it's no longer taught in schools or found in their libraries. Dangedest thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:46 PM (IXpV7)

Good book. So was The Cancer Ward.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)

219 214 Remember, arteries are deep so go as deep as you can, and move it around, like garret says..
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:47 PM (kf6Ak)


Always glad to learn from an expert.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (b2nrj)

220 Imagine the loss to the community.
Posted by: Splunge

Cancer will remain uncured.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent
.........

The Rap world suffers another potential loss.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

221 Popular vote Democrat Asshole 753,801 Curtis Silwa 312,385

Posted by: rd at July 07, 2022 06:48 PM (Z32m1)
---
LOL. Enjoy your win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (llXky)

222 Don't lose your grip

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (kf6Ak)

223 9)So New Yorkers will continue to flee their state infecting others turning them from red to b!ue. Yay!
Its almost as if this is intentional.

with republican governors cheering on their own demise.......

Posted by: uncouth jay marks at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (GT8Ln)

224 >>Remember, arteries are deep


Throat.

Armpits.

Inner Thighs.


Those are the ones you are looking to get to.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (uj06W)

225 All y'all saying the bodega employee probably voted for the Soros DA. I'd bet you are wrong. Jose Alba is probably in the 80% or so who don't vote in NYC elections, which gives the commies free rein to get their people installed to positions of power with only moderate cheating.
Posted by: PaleRider


Not voting is a vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (c8pZY)

226 I rarely use a mobile device to surf the interwebz. Too much of a pain in the ass, IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (Xrfse)

227 >>> Shoot, shovel, shut up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (oEMAv)


Are there places to dig a hole in NYC?

Shoot, cement, shut up

Not as catchy but probably more applicable.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (E9ZCZ)

228 Gonna need the locations of all the festivities.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (8P2Ro)

The people who participate in nude activities are usually people you don't want to see nude.
Posted by: Jordan61

- implying I would attend with good intentions and not to sabotage their water with Giardia.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (8P2Ro)

229 Not voting is a vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (c8pZY)
---
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (llXky)

230 202 Someplace where I could enjoy watching King Kong tear up Skull Island and New York City.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (rzOL9)

231 >>>Was the guy who needed the chips turning his life around?

>What's the likelihood this guy and his bitch had a Joe Biden Administration drug paraphernalia kit in their possession?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (0ocXn)

232 When it's stabbin' time, go with the best, a bluebell shiv.

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

233 I have been unable to download your pages for 3-5 days. Get to the middle of the first entry and everything freezes. Happens on iPad and Iphone on all 3 browsers-Safari, Brave and Chrome. Noticed that 1 or 2 other sites having same problem.

Thanks.
Posted by: Retired at July 07, 2022 06:42 PM (fG+Yw)


Turn-off Java scripts. My iPhone doesn't always handle the HQ until I disable Java.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (pJWtt)

234 224 Throat.
Armpits.
Inner Thighs.
Those are the ones you are looking to get to.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (uj06W)


Um, we're still talking about self-defense with a knife, right?

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (2hil/)

235 227 >>> Shoot, shovel, shut up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 06:43 PM (oEMAv)


Are there places to dig a hole in NYC?

Shoot, cement, shut up

Not as catchy but probably more applicable.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (E9ZCZ)

Don't the mafia types put the body in a barrel and fill it with concrete and then send them to sleep with the fishes?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (b2nrj)

236 go as deep as you can, and move it around, like garret says..
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July

Vmom, this is Garret, remember?
Ace may concur, but he rides a Vespa.

Posted by: RI Red at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (xtg8y)

237 Taking a Civil Right under Cover of Law.

Posted by: Romeo13




18 USC 241, et seq.

Learn it, know it, live it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (dYZo0)

238 @215

>>2021 NYC Mayors Race:
Popular vote Democrat Asshole 753,801 Curtis Silwa 312,385

And about 23 pct of eligible voters voted.

By contrast Diblasio was elected by something like 9pct of eligible voters.

Still the highest vote getter ever in NYC was Giuliani who got nearly a million votes in his first win.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (sNA9o)

239 Are there places to dig a hole in NYC?

--------------

NYC **is** a hole.

Posted by: Trollbot, The Bot Made Of Trolls at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (1dzqn)

240 Odd I just saw a video yesterday about this kid who moved to NYC (in tech) and did a video that went viral about not being able to find a proper grocery store, it was all shit from Bodegas. He was joking about having to live on Ramen and Cereal.

The lefties flipped out, and got him fired from his brand new job. Because of course, all Bodega owners are BIPOCs. It turned out the kid was even handing food out to homeless people, but that didn't matter. He had to go. And just like that, we find out where Bodega owners fit on the lefty social scale. Gang members much higher in that regard. The "Bodega defense league" is probably scared stiff that their wonderful government will suddenly decide to impose special Bodega taxes, because it's a nice place you got here, be a shame if anything was to happen to it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (zB/T/)

241 234 224 Throat.
Armpits.
Inner Thighs.
Those are the ones you are looking to get to.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (uj06W)

Um, we're still talking about self-defense with a knife, right?
Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (2hil/)

Not sex techniques?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (b2nrj)

242 Yo I hear on the radio you can get your money for nothing and your chips for free. Wanna go to da bodega?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (8GBH4)

243
Are there places to dig a hole in NYC?

Shoot, cement, shut up

Not as catchy but probably more applicable.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (E9ZCZ)
---
Leave the knife. Take the cannolis.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (llXky)

244 "Are there places to dig a hole in NYC? "

There are a few gas stations in Brooklyn that allegedly double as graveyards. Allegedly.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (BxH25)

245 Gateway Pundit- Derek Chauvin got 20 years and 5 months for violating George Floyd Civil Rights.

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

246 > Imagine a politician, accountable to voters, who would charge a man with murder in the clearest possible case of self defense.

I honestly think this one's a bit borderline. The thug was manhandling the clerk, physically dominating him, menacing him, etc, but I don't see lethal violence coming from the thug.

I'm not sure exactly when the clerk got stabbed, but to me it looks like it was after the clerk was already stabbing the thug.

I agree the DA is overcharging. The thug fucked around and found out. But that's not the way the law works. Lethal violence is supposed to be a response to lethal violence, not being shoved around and cornered. Yes, he got stabbed, but I think that happened after he had the knife and was stabbing the thug.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

247 We need to get rid of the Electoral College and the Senate ASAP so the whole country can be just like wonderful NYC or even more amazing LA.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

248
Eric Adams: I'm more of a talking mayor than a doing mayor. Joke's on you! Live with it.
Posted by: Splunge


And he will be reelected.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

249 Solzhenitsyn plainly lays out the entire mechanism of Socialist authoritarianism in fewer than a thousand pages of the Archipelago. Maybe 350 in the abridged version.

==

I just bought the abridged version. It's next in my line up. I'm looking really forward to reading it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (sVtYq)

250 I tend to think the clerk was in the right, but like I said, I think it's borderline.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (eyxn4)

251 Save some of your anger for the shitheads at gofundme, too.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (TU8Tj)

252 Joey B. sending Feds down to Texas arresting TNG.



I can hear those TX feral hogs licking their chops already.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (ZEHVO)

253 >>Are there places to dig a hole in NYC?


East River is right there for all your body disposal needs.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (uj06W)

254 225 All y'all saying the bodega employee probably voted for the Soros DA. I'd bet you are wrong. Jose Alba is probably in the 80% or so who don't vote in NYC elections, which gives the commies free rein to get their people installed to positions of power with only moderate cheating.
Posted by: PaleRider


Not voting is a vote.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:49 PM (c8pZY)

Despair, apathy, laziness, cynicism. Take your pick.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

255 Alba was guilty of being the wrong color

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (bs+z0)

256 146 All y'all saying the bodega employee probably voted for the Soros DA. I'd bet you are wrong. Jose Alba is probably in the 80% or so who don't vote in NYC elections, which gives the commies free rein to get their people installed to positions of power with only moderate cheating.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 07, 2022 06:37 PM (3cGpq)
---------------

Right.
That's what happens when good people don't vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:53 PM (dkP80)

257 Nice thing about a throat
Can't tourniquet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:53 PM (kf6Ak)

258 246 But that's not the way the law works. Lethal violence is supposed to be a response to lethal violence, not being shoved around and cornered. Yes, he got stabbed, but I think that happened after he had the knife and was stabbing the thug.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)


Disagree. Lethal force is supposed to be a response to a legitimate fear for your life. I watched that video, and saw what looked to me like a very clear qualifying example.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:53 PM (2hil/)

259 Don't the mafia types put the body in a barrel and fill it with concrete and then send them to sleep with the fishes?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 06:50 PM (b2nrj)
---
Only if you are Sicilian. Everyone else gets a dumpster.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 07, 2022 06:53 PM (llXky)

260 This is nutty and NYC sadly goes along with this bullshit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (YglAn)

261 Menacing is squirting pee out of your nipples towards your target.

Posted by: Heavy Squats



Would have been a funnier comment with a "Mayor Pete" nick.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (dYZo0)

262 Lady in Black - Good chance you start and will go for the long version

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (2JoB8)

263 Everyone talks about the Sonny role. And they should. But he was perfect as Jonathan in Rollerball, a great movie that doesn't get a lot of attention any more.
Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:45 PM (2hil/)

After the Great City Wars ended most viewer preferred Bodega Death Stabbings. It is like Hollywood Squares but having to match which star predict owner or criminals deaths!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (ex2Cx)

264 I'd take a 10th grade, "I bet I can hit harder than you" punch in the stomach for a can of pringles. But it would have to be the regular size can not those mini ones.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (E9ZCZ)

265 What's the difference between Barney Fife and a Uvalde PD officer? Barney would have fired his one bullet.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (ZEHVO)

266 but I don't see lethal violence coming from the thug

Because he was stopped before he could get his real rage game on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (Xrfse)

267 When that perp put a hand on the bodega owner he just gave up all his civil rights.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (dkP80)

268 255 Alba was guilty of being the wrong color
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2022 06:52 PM (bs+z0)

That old White Hispanic thing.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (Vr12I)

269 re: page loading issues
Download a second browser on to the phone, disable javascript on that and just use that browser for this site.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (hOAT3)

270 >> Don't the mafia types put the body in a barrel and fill it with concrete and then send them to sleep with the fishes?


Depends.
If you are sending a message, that's not how you do it.

If you want someone to disappear. Then they get the cement treatment.

Otherwise. It's the Trunk of a full sized sedan and a ride to the NJ Swamps.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (uj06W)

271 If he was in Florida, he would be free and the cops would be buying from his store.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (5p7BC)

-----------

Same here in AZ.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

272 I'd take a 10th grade, "I bet I can hit harder than you" punch in the stomach for a can of pringles. But it would have to be the regular size can not those mini ones.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (E9ZCZ)


What flavor?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (DgWEj)

273 Lady in Black - Good chance you start and will go for the long version

--

I almost did, Skip. It was, what, 3 volumes? That's a lot of reading, so I thought I'd do okay with the abridged. But you're probably right. I'll eventually want the whole kitten caboodle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:56 PM (sVtYq)

274 Barney would have killed or been killed trying to rescue those kids.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 06:56 PM (dkP80)

275 Quick, we need some new TV sit com based in NYC that shows how glorious it is to live in the new Soviet.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 07, 2022 06:56 PM (DWXXm)

276 Kitten caboodle? Kit and caboodle? Not sure which is correct. LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:56 PM (sVtYq)

277 OT/ but Joe keeps having Hunter at the WH.. What a FU' that is to us law abiding citizens

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2022 06:57 PM (bs+z0)

278 Is Alba a Sikh? If so that might be part of the equation.

Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 06:57 PM (AmoqO)

279 I can barely express how excited I am to sign up for a very temporary Paramount Plus subscription and watch the new Beavis and Butthead movie. Mike Judge is just the man to satirize the current craziness.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:57 PM (2hil/)

280 271 If he was in Florida, he would be free and the cops would be buying from his store.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (5p7BC)

-----------

Same here in AZ.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

In Texas he would be running for council!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:57 PM (ex2Cx)

281 Caboodle would be a good name for a kitten, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:57 PM (uj06W)

282 > Disagree. Lethal force is supposed to be a response to a legitimate fear for your life. I watched that video, and saw what looked to me like a very clear qualifying example.

So a street thug pushes you against a wall and stands in front of you doing the thug bravado dance and that's a clear fear for your life situation?

I dunno man, that seems like it's a good time to go to pepper spray, shove back, and move away. That doesn't scream "I must use lethal force to preserve my life," to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

283 Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

Well. Until punishing criminals is taken serious I’m not sure what the populace is supposed to do.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (YglAn)

284 276 Kitten caboodle? Kit and caboodle? Not sure which is correct. LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:56 PM (sVtYq)

I liked Plenty O Toole and Pussy Galore better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (ex2Cx)

285 >>> I'd take a 10th grade, "I bet I can hit harder than you" punch in the stomach for a can of pringles. But it would have to be the regular size can not those mini ones.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:54 PM (E9ZCZ)

What flavor?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (DgWEj)

Regular or cheddar. I don't like their bbq.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (E9ZCZ)

286 I agree the DA is overcharging. The thug fucked around and found out. But that's not the way the law works. Lethal violence is supposed to be a response to lethal violence, not being shoved around and cornered. Yes, he got stabbed, but I think that happened after he had the knife and was stabbing the thug.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)
--------

disparity of force, I think is the term. Young fit man attacks older, less fit smaller man, less fit man is allowed to even the playing field.

Definitely self-defense. The older guy tried to walk away, and was pulled back toward the younger man. No way the bodega owner should be charged.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (5pTK/)

287 Shoot, cement, shut up
----------------------------------
I takes da Fifth.

Posted by: Vinny Boombats at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (yikp0)

288 Joey B. sending Feds down to Texas arresting TNG.

I can hear those TX feral hogs licking their chops already.
Posted by: An Observation

Won't make the same mistake Koresh did. Won't be a cease fire to collect your dead and wounded.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (c8pZY)

289 Lethal violence is supposed to be a response to lethal violence, not being shoved around and cornered. Yes, he got stabbed, but I think that happened after he had the knife and was stabbing the thug.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

If the old bodega owner knows he has medical condition that makes him fragile (bad heart, kidney disease,etc) his lawyer could argue that he reasonably feared that just getting beat up would kill him,

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (kf6Ak)

290 >>I dunno man, that seems like it's a good time to go to pepper spray, shove back, and move away.


Good luck to you.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (uj06W)

291 I agree the DA is overcharging. The thug fucked around and found out. But that's not the way the law works. Lethal violence is supposed to be a response to lethal violence, not being shoved around and cornered. Yes, he got stabbed, but I think that happened after he had the knife and was stabbing the thug.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)


Not quite correct. You can use deadly force if you fear serious physical injury (i.e., being put in the hospital). The key factors to me are the very obvious differences in age and physical size. I don't think a grand jury in my old jurisdiction would indict. ... But, New York City.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (pJWtt)

292 224 Throat.
Armpits.
Inner Thighs.
Those are the ones you are looking to get to.

----------

That scene in Gangs of New York where Bill the Butcher is demonstrating knife wounds by stabbing a pig carcass:

"This is a wound, this is a wound, this is a kill."

The kill shot was in the soft tissue on the side, just below the ribs, I guess into the kidney or liver or intestine. Can anyone out there who's actually stabbed a man to death confirm that?

Posted by: Trollbot, The Bot Made Of Trolls at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (1dzqn)

293 > Is Alba a Sikh? If so that might be part of the equation.

Maybe. Looked to me as if the clerk had to move past the thug to get his knife. Sikh are supposed to have the knife on them.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

294 Quick, we need some new TV sit com based in NYC that shows how glorious it is to live in the new Soviet.

--

The New Out-of-Towners. Garbage piled up sky high along the streets, getting mugged, defending yourself and winding up losing a tooth on stale Cracker Jack and getting thrown in jail by a commie DA! Coming this fall on ABC.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (sVtYq)

295 Lady in Black Gulag Archipelago is free on like, all 3 books

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

296 271 If he was in Florida, he would be free and the cops would be buying from his store.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 06:26 PM (5p7BC)
-----------
Same here in AZ.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)


Yup. Can't imagine anyone here even thinking of charging the guy. And don't forget the people in the local area. They might not buy a soda anywhere else for quite a while.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:59 PM (2hil/)

297 Ace - do a post on Schiffs amendment to the Posse Comitatus Act which keeps Congress from going after evidence that they violated it.

Posted by: redchief at July 07, 2022 06:59 PM (qfTYD)

298 Just sayin....concealedkerryorsubmitt

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at July 07, 2022 07:00 PM (oGKMS)

299 When he tried to reclaim the chips, she pulled a knife out of her purse then called for her boyfriend's back-up

Simon then confronted Alba in the store and Alba stabbed him in self-defense



Don't want none? Don't start none.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 07:00 PM (c8pZY)

300 I don't think some here understand how fast things can escalate in a situation like this.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

301 246 Case law is clear. Where desperate factors are involved (age, strength, sex), the intended victim is well within their rights to resort to lethal force including if it involves being "shoved around and cornered."

You may get charged, and you may face trial, but you are entitled to an affirmative defense claiming self defense.

That's exactly how the law works.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (MkuC5)

302 Lady in Black Gulag Archipelago is free on like, all 3 books

--

This I did not know. I'll check into that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (sVtYq)

303 Yup. Can't imagine anyone here even thinking of charging the guy. And don't forget the people in the local area. They might not buy a soda anywhere else for quite a while.
Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 06:59 PM (2hil/)
-------

Enough people open carry around here, there's a good chance the would be robber would have gotten shot along with being stabbed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (5pTK/)

304 I do hope those people that donated on the "Go Fuck Yourself" site sue to get their money back.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (QUaXA)

305 I dunno man, that seems like it's a good time to go to pepper spray, shove back, and move away. That doesn't scream "I must use lethal force to preserve my life," to me.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

Pepper spray is just gonna piss him off, escalating the violence level.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 07:01 PM (kf6Ak)

306 282 So a street thug pushes you against a wall and stands in front of you doing the thug bravado dance and that's a clear fear for your life situation?

I dunno man, that seems like it's a good time to go to pepper spray, shove back, and move away. That doesn't scream "I must use lethal force to preserve my life," to me.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)


We differ, strongly. The good news for you is that you can live in more jurisdictions. The bad news is that if you wait for your attacker to break out the lethal force, to break out yours, you might not find that to be a winning strategy.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 07:02 PM (2hil/)

307 The old man had no idea if the guy was carrying.. Of course not legally, so what is he supposed to do ? Wait and see.. ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2022 07:02 PM (bs+z0)

308 1st thing, people have suggested turning off javascript in safari to avoid the main page problem. Not great because lots of things use javascript but that's what they say works for now.

2nd thing, the only browser on all apple mobile products is safari, the others are still safari apple web-kit but with a different skin to make you believe you aren't running safari when you are in fact running safari. Apple allows nothing but safari and post-op tranny-safari.
Posted by: banana Dream


So, you install one safari-in-drag to go along with your regular safari. Set one of them scripty and the other unscripty, and use the unscripty one for AoS, and the scripty one for other stuff.

That is what I'm doing. Regular safari has scripts enabled, "Brave" safari-in-drag has them disabled.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 07:03 PM (P1f+c)

309 The old man had no idea if the guy was carrying.. Of course not legally, so what is he supposed to do ? Wait and see.. ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2022 07:02 PM (bs+z0)
----------

According to the Manhattan DA, call 911, and ask the would be thug to wait for the cops to arrive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 07:03 PM (5pTK/)

310 @224, when I taught the missus how to use the stiletto I gave her years ago, it was all about the armpits. Bleed out like a sumbitch.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 07, 2022 07:03 PM (QZ/dC)

311 >>The old man had no idea if the guy was carrying.. Of course not legally, so what is he supposed to do ? Wait and see.. ?


It would only be polite.

At least according to some.

And yes, Kidney / Liver stab will kill you. But not as fast as an arterial one.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 07:03 PM (uj06W)

312
I have a toddler who just likes to be read to. I was re-reading some of Solzhenitsyn's stuff recently, so I would read it to her, to keep her quiescent for a little bit while I had some book-time. She doesn't understand much of anything yet, so it's all the same to her.

One night Lady YD came in while I'm reading about some gruesome torture in Lefortovo or somewhere, and was horrified.

Whatever. I'll keep doing it. Maybe when she gets a little order we can do "A Day In The Life."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 07:04 PM (IXpV7)

313 Access to the kidney is thru the back.
But if you have access to the back, you usually also have access to the neck.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 07:04 PM (kf6Ak)

314 Case worse than this IMHO is solid red Oklahoma where the pharmacist was convicted of capital murder for shooting an armed robber. Two armed robbers enter his pharmacy and he pulled his legally owned weapon and shot one robber and chased the other. He came back and saw the robber he shot was still moving and shot him again. The robbers weapon was nearby on the floor. Yeah maybe he shouldn't have shot him again but a life sentence is the biggest miscarriage of justice I've ever seen.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 07:05 PM (Mv1CU)

315 CBD, my forgiveness of you re the morning art thread still stands.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 07:05 PM (rzOL9)

316 >>> Ace - do a post on Schiffs amendment to the Posse Comitatus Act which keeps Congress from going after evidence that they violated it.
Posted by: redchief at July 07, 2022 06:59 PM (qfTYD)


H.R. 7900 - National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2023

540 Version 1 Schiff (CA) Democrat

Prohibits the use of evidence obtained by or with the assistance of a member of the Armed Forces in violation of the Posse Comitatus Act in a court or other legal proceeding.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 07:05 PM (E9ZCZ)

317 @282, you are so wrong and I can't type the epithets I want to use. Be a coward and die if you like.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 07, 2022 07:06 PM (QZ/dC)

318 277 OT/ but Joe keeps having Hunter at the WH.. What a FU' that is to us law abiding citizens

Posted by: It's me donna
-----------------------

Are you implying that because the Sun ran an article with a video of Hunter smoking crack day before yesterday.

Or the Daily Mail ran the equivalent of 42 pages on Hunter with extended video and pics of him naked smoking crack.

And a separate video with a prostitute confessing the laptop yesterday that Joey B. holds us in high disregard?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 07:06 PM (dkP80)

319 Betcha can't eat just one.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

320 But it would have to be the regular size can not those mini ones.
--------------------------
I'd stab for a can of the giant-size!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 07:06 PM (yikp0)

321 nood



FLAMING SKULL

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 07:07 PM (E9ZCZ)

322 Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

Is this a sock? What is wrong with you?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 07:07 PM (Mv1CU)

323 Joe's October Surprise will be finally acknowledging his seventh grandchild.

Cue photo-up of the President embracing Hunter's stripper baby momma, while Kamala cackles in the background.

It's a sure vote-getter. Obviously.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 07:08 PM (2hil/)

324 What did the thug say to his gf?
"I'm so hungry, I'd die for a bag of chips right now."

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

325 I expect he just wants to be seen as being in control of a situation that is getting beyond his reach & grasp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 06:31 PM


Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Boon at July 07, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

326 Crap I finally was able to sign on to aos and I get willowed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 07, 2022 07:09 PM (Mv1CU)

327 282 > Disagree. Lethal force is supposed to be a response to a legitimate fear for your life.
=========

No. It's bodily harm.
Fucker touches you, you do what ever is necessary to stop his aggression.



Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 07:09 PM (dkP80)

328 Hope he didn't get blood all over the cigarettes.

Posted by: wth at July 07, 2022 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

329 Girlfriend should be made to clean up the blood...at gunpoint

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at July 07, 2022 07:10 PM (oGKMS)

330 That doesn't scream "I must use lethal force to preserve my life," to me.

Very virtuous of you.

Posted by: Squid at July 07, 2022 07:10 PM (qdTex)

331 Real estate prices are still sky high. It's easy to sell in the Big Blue Cities and just leave to live anywhere far more sane, unless it's all that person knows and is scared shitless of the Big Ol World. In which case, stay there.
I moved from a major Blue City and it was a serious adjustment; the only thing I regret is not doing it 20 years sooner.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 07, 2022 07:12 PM (U11/V)

332 I don't know the law in NY, but in Florida it would be a clear case of self defense. Stand your ground very much applies here, since the owner is in a corner and can't retreat. If he has reasonable fear for his life, then it is justified. The girlfriend bring a knife into the situation and drawing blood to begin with makes it open and shut. I can't think of any leftist jurisdiction in Florida that would even bother to charge the guy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 07:13 PM (5p7BC)

333 Is there a go fund mr page for Bodega guy

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at July 07, 2022 07:15 PM (oGKMS)

334 Fenelon, maybe it's you that doesn't belong here.

I know I'm tired of your shit.

Que the white knights.

Posted by: Ghost of Tom Lantos at July 07, 2022 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

335 Big Brain foreign policy geo-strategic chess move. Jake Sullivan's got it. Don't worry.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 07, 2022 07:29 PM (61uie)

336 "He came back and saw the robber he shot was still moving and shot him again. The robbers weapon was nearby on the floor. "

Yeah, that's the part that turned his self-defense into murder.

Like, textbook, that's the example used in the concealed weapon permit class, of How Not To Defend Yourself With a Firearm.

If the guy isn't armed, and is still flopping around on the ground, he doesn't present an immediate threat of death or great bodily harm.

That's when you break out the zip ties and call the police for clean-up.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2022 07:38 PM (Uv7e7)

337 As a defense attorney, my entire defense would be jury nullification. Followed by a major lawsuit on a couple of fronts against the DA and the mayor (and possibly the judge, depending on how he handles this).

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2022 07:38 PM (JdSZq)

338 GOFUNDME stole the Canadian Truckers legal fund.

I smell conspiracy.

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2022 07:40 PM (gmuW6)

339 That's when you break out the zip ties and call the police for clean-up.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2022 07:38 PM (Uv7e7)

But in the movies they all come back to attack one more time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 07, 2022 07:45 PM (M+Lyo)

340 This is an attempt to scare people in to not defending themselves. They want you to get beaten and robbed, because they people doing the robbing are thre foot soldiers if the Democrats.

Hopefully the uproar gets loud enough that this guy is released, and Brag takes a hit. Zeldin needs to use this against Hochel too, as she has the power to remove him for all the criminals he lets off with a slap on the wrist. If anything point out how most of those, if not all, that Brag sets free share his skin color, while he's jailing a Hispanic for defending himself, sounds like racism to me.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 07, 2022 07:54 PM (mMltP)

341 I presume the dead guy was well connected.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at July 07, 2022 08:17 PM (f/f5B)

342 I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
That is what I do... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at July 07, 2022 08:44 PM (8U2ND)

343 It would truly be a terrible thing if Alvin Bragg happened to be stabbed to death by some criminal of color, and his successor put the stabber out on no bail...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

344 342

Virtural whoring, it's called.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2022 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

345 Children's literature needs. more spies.

Wonder which books would a spy get for the kiddies?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 10, 2022 10:58 AM (JOZQP)

346 Firѕt off I would like to say superb blog! I had a quick
question in which I'd like to ask if you do not
mind. I was curious tо know how you ϲenter yourself and clear yoսr mind prior
to writіng. I've had trouble clearing my mind in ցеttіng my idеas out there.
I truly do еnjoy writing however it just seems like the fiгst 10 to 15 minutes are lost just trying to figure out how to begin. Any recommendаtions or tips?

Cheers!

Posted by: scares at July 14, 2022 12:47 AM (vmICd)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0427 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.017 seconds, 355 records returned.
Page size 174 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat