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Uvalde report: Sniper had gunman in his sights before he entered the school, but waited for permission to shoot him.



Tony Plohetski
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BREAKING: A rifle-armed Uvalde officer sighted in to shoot the Robb Elementary attacker before he entered the school but instead waited for supervisor permission -- one of many new revelations in a report obtained today by national experts about the May 24 police response.


The report by the Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training cites 3 missed chances to slow the gunman before he entered the building. It says officers who tried to stop him in the classroom "lost momentum" after taking fire as more weapons, including tear gas arrived.

The report says officers could have tried to breach the classroom through sheetrock, windows, and other means. "While we do not have definitive information at this point, it is possible that some of the people who died during this event could have been saved."

The report also is striking in that while much criticism has been leveled at Uvalde schools police chief Pete Arredondo, the experts appear to condemn the work of rank-and-file offers who converged on the campus.

Robert "Awake" Crimo's father helped him buy his gun, despite his history of threats and suicide attempts.

Crimo was a prolific social media user with numerous posts featuring violent content. He was known to law enforcement. His mental health issues date back as far as middle school. Crimo also had a disturbing family incident, which Spencer will dive into later this morning.

So, how did Crimo get his weapons? They were all purchased legally, but in Illinois, you need a Firearm Owners Identification card (FOID) to own guns and ammunition. Crimo's father co-signed for his son's card in 2019, even after his past behavior. I have a feeling that this whole family is going to land in hot legal water. If they knew this kid was a problem, did nothing, and then signed a firearms card for him--they deserve to be charged as well.

See video below the fold for the incident in 2019 for which all of Crimo's knives were taken away. And yet the father still co-signed his FOID card.

And red flag laws did nothing to stop him from buying a gun.

Democrats and the media -- but I repeat myself -- are calling for a Code Red on Biden.


Debra Messing was fed up. The former "Will & Grace" star was among dozens of celebrity Democratic supporters and activists who joined a call with White House aides last Monday to discuss the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.

The mood was fatalistic, according to three people on the call, which was also co-organized by the advocacy group Build Back Better Together.

Messing said she'd gotten Joe Biden elected and wanted to know why she was being asked to do anything at all, yelling that there didn't even seem a point to voting. Others wondered why the call was happening.

That afternoon, participants received a follow-up email with a list of basic talking points and suggestions of Biden speech clips to share on TikTok.

The call, three days after the decision eliminating federal abortion rights, encapsulates the overwhelming sense of frustration among Democrats with Biden. It offers a new window into what many in the President's party describe as a mismanagement permeating the White House.

Top Democrats complain the President isn't acting with -- or perhaps is even capable of -- the urgency the moment demands.

"Rudderless, aimless and hopeless" is how one member of Congress described the White House.

Two dozen leading Democratic politicians and operatives, as well as several within the West Wing, tell CNN they feel this goes deeper than questions of ideology and posture. Instead, they say, it gets to questions of basic management.


White House counsel Dana Remus had assured senior aides the Supreme Court wouldn't rule on abortion that day. A White House press aide assigned to the issue was walking to get coffee when the alert hit. Several Democratic leaders privately mocked how the President stood in the foyer of the White House, squinting through his remarks from a teleprompter as demonstrators poured into the streets, making only vague promises of action because he and aides hadn't decided on more.

Then, Biden's July 1 meeting with governors to talk about their efforts to protect abortion rights was planned so last minute that none of those who attended came in person, and several of those invited declined to rearrange their schedules to appear virtually.

Multiple Democratic politicians who have reached out to work with Biden -- whether it's on specific bills, brainstorming or outreach -- often don't hear anything back at all. Potential appointees have languished for months waiting to hear if they'll get jobs, or when they'll be done with vetting. Invitations to events are scarce, thank you calls barely happen. Even some aides within the White House wonder why Biden didn't fire anyone, from the West Wing or at the Food and Drug Administration, to demonstrate some accountability or at least anger over the baby formula debacle.

Inside the White House, aides are exhausted from feeling forever on red alert, batting at a swarm of crises that keeps growing -- enough for White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to make an offhand joke about the constant "eleventh hour" decision-making in the building when under fire at a recent daily briefing.

Several officials say Biden's tendency to berate advisers when he's displeased with how a situation is being handled or when events go off poorly has trickled down the ranks in the West Wing, leaving several mid-level aides feeling blamed for failings despite lacking any real ability to influence the building's decision-making. That's contributed to some of the recent staff departures, according to people familiar.
Democrats worry the lack of decisions and authority are deepening their own midterm problems and feeding a sense that the President couldn't truly handle the extra complications of a run for reelection in 2024 -- and along the way, reinforcing narratives that he's an old man not fit for the moment.

The President who campaigned on putting America back together again after four years of deep divisions appears to have stopped trying, supporters say.

"There's no fight," another Democratic member told CNN.

The Democrat Mayor of North Las Vegas has changed his affiliation to Republican, calling the Democrat Party "totally anti-American," "elitist," and "socialist."

"The party moved past me. In fact, Democrats are now leaving that party in droves because of the socialist agenda that has taken place in the Democratic Party," Lee began. "They're totally anti-American. There was nowhere for people who thought and felt like I did about the virtues and values and morals of being a good American. It was time to leave. They have destroyed the Democratic Party now."

Lee argued the Democrats' "elitist" and "socialist" agenda is not one he "can stand with anymore."

"They had an election recently for leadership, and four of the five people were card-carrying members of the Socialist Party. It's not the party that I grew up with 25 years ago in this environment, and it's not the party I can stand with anymore," he said.

A 29 year old biological man beat a 13-year-old girl in a "women's" skateboarding tournament.

Relatedly, Bette Midler ranted about the "erasure" of women.

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Bette Midler is now apologizing, explaining that her rant was written in response to a NYT article claiming that both the far left and the far right agreed that "Women Don't Count."

I sort of believe her; this brain-dead NPC would of course only rant about something her leftwing media programmers blamed on "The Far Right."

It is interesting that she's basically saying "It's okay if my far left 'marginalized group' allies erase women. I just don't like it when 'the far right' does it."

Speaking of, NPR reports that Democrats no longer like the "My Body, My Choice" catchphrase, as they feel that conservatives who don't want a mandatory vaccine for themselves or their children have sullied the motto.

Celinda Lake, a Democratic strategist and pollster based in Washington, D.C., said "My Body, My Choice" is no longer polling well with Democrats because they associate it with anti-vaccination sentiment.

"What's really unique about this is that you don't usually see one side's base adopting the message of the other side's base -- and succeeding," she said. "That's what makes this so fascinating."

Jodi Hicks, president of Planned Parenthood Affiliates of California, acknowledged that the appropriation of abortion rights terminology has worked against the reproductive rights movement. "In this moment, to co-opt that messaging and distract from the work that we're doing, and using it to spread misinformation, is frustrating and it's disappointing," Hicks said.

She said the movement was already gravitating away from the phrase. Even where abortion is legal, she said, some women can't "choose" to get one because of financial or other barriers. The movement is now focusing more heavily on access to health care, using catchphrases such as "Bans Off Our Bodies" and "Say Abortion," Hicks said.


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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 06, 2022 06:22 PM (bVYXr)

2 Farzrohr!

Posted by: Germany at July 06, 2022 06:22 PM (sn5EN)

3 Tucker was hysterical last night with the tweeking mess...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2022 06:23 PM (bs+z0)

4 Aw fick

Posted by: Germany at July 06, 2022 06:24 PM (sn5EN)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 06:24 PM (T4tVD)

6 And why did the sniper wait for permission? Pretty sure that was protocol but come on, a monster getting ready to shoot kids and you have a shot and don't take it because you can't get permission? Man up and take the shot.


My drill sergeant in the Army told us all, make a decision, right or wrong make a decision, if you don't make a decision, you are making a decision to do nothing and that almost always ends badly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 06, 2022 06:25 PM (bVYXr)

7 Bette made her bed. Let her choke on it.

At the same time, it is a more just pillorying than say, Roseanne got.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:25 PM (diceA)

8 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 06:26 PM (Do5/p)

9 Only the highly-trained, ninja jedi police officers should be allowed to have guns.

Posted by: leftists at July 06, 2022 06:26 PM (llON8)

10 Darn. A minute too late for first due to my butter chicken frozen dinner I just had to add broccoli to taking an extra two minutes!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:26 PM (yikp0)

11 "the building's decision-making"

REALLY. Brandon has devolved into a building now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (Mzdiz)

12 Uvalde report: Sniper had gunman in his sights before he entered the school, but waited for permission to shoot him.

But he didn't say "Mother may I" !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (T4tVD)

13 I didn't need to see that (twerking hot mess).

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (Msys3)

14
Rosie O'Donnell looks like Elton John's gayer brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (IXpV7)

15 How many people are interested in Debra Messing's opinion[?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 06, 2022 06:28 PM (eGTCV)

16 Well.

I actually agreed with Bette Midler on something.

*prepares for the Apocalypse*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:28 PM (5G/3e)

17 Uvalde: Taking "Known To Law Enforcement" To The Next Level

Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2022 06:28 PM (hOkZ5)

18 But he didn't say "Mother may I" !
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (T4tVD)
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And his supervisor didn't say, "Simon says....SHOOT!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 06:28 PM (K5n5d)

19 Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

BORTAC out in front should have told ya.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2022 06:28 PM (V6f9+)

20 >>>"There's no fight," another Democratic member told CNN.

I read that whole thing slowly to savor it. Suck on it, fuckers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:29 PM (nByzo)

21 Lee changed to R weeks ago. Ran for governor on R ticket. Came in third, or fourth. Sheriff won by a good margin. Sisolak baby killer lover prob wet himself.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2022 06:29 PM (7bRMQ)

22 On that second to last video, I have to say that Truman Capote is looking good. I didn't know he was still alive.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (x0Zbd)

23 I did not know that never funny Fat Rosie was still around? The things you learn here at Mr. Spades hacienda.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (7ZZOf)

24 Very talented, indeed.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (FnO1e)

25 Debra Messing is getting chubby and in dire need of a nose job. Add in a complete face lift too.

Imagine being married to that witch. Ugh.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (MkYsY)

26 >>>they feel that conservatives who don't want a mandatory vaccine for themselves or their children have sullied the motto.

*Pounced* and sullied.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (nByzo)

27 "There's no fight," another Democratic member told CNN.

I read that whole thing slowly to savor it. Suck on it, fuckers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:29 PM (nByzo)
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Indeed...You "elected" the bastard. Now I hope you burn in the wreckage he's created...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

28 So.....they cops felt they have 'cause' enough to steal personal property but didn't feel like arresting anyone?

That's fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2022 06:31 PM (V6f9+)

29 A 29 year old biological man beat a 13-year-old girl in a "women's" skateboarding tournament.
........

Grow up, dude.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

30 Alex B is still walking about freely?

Posted by: Zeera at July 06, 2022 06:32 PM (SwezR)

31 Anyone else having problems with the site loading today? I've been having nothing but trouble all day.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (gLRfa)

32 Is the Twerk Tiara Mack's Position for Success?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (thbCK)

33 Debra Messing is getting chubby and in dire need of a nose job. Add in a complete face lift too.

Imagine being married to that witch. Ugh.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2022 06:30 PM (MkYsY)

When was she ever attractive? Never. So butchering her face may be an upgrade? Nah.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (7ZZOf)

34 You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (89T5c)

35 I go back and forth on what the electoral implications are for Roe vs Wade.

If I was a Democrat, I would have to realize that you can't ever have Roe vs Wade "back again". Sure you can have really, really loose abortion laws. But the blue states already have those.

I think long term, it really hurts Dems with their fundraising base to not have this as a national issue anymore. Roe vs Wade is what got the big checks from wealthy white women. I don't think the pro-life base donated all that much money to the GOP.

Posted by: Blago at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (V1Cfw)

36 Perhaps the DemWits can call on the Easter bunny to Direct Resident Brandon around. Oh wait, they've already done that. Never mind.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (ZEHVO)

37 Idiots probably are trying to get in contact with Sundowner who barely knows what year it is, they need to contact the Puppeteers

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

38 The former "Will & Grace" star was among dozens of celebrity Democratic supporters and activists who joined a call with White House aides last Monday to discuss the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.


ffs society

Imagine... August 1945:

Moe, Larry, and Curly were among dozens of celebrities who joined a call with President Truman's aides last Monday to discuss whether the US should drop a second Atom Bomb on Japan.

Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (786Ro)

39 Darn. A minute too late for first due to my butter chicken frozen dinner I just had to add broccoli to taking an extra two minutes!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:26 PM (yikp0)

Sure, blame us. But please, don't choke us.

Posted by: Butter Chicken at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (7bRMQ)

40 Anyone else having problems with the site loading today? I've been having nothing but trouble all day.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM


Yep, sometimes it takes multiple reloads for me to get the latest comments and that's after the page locks up a couple of times and bounces back and forth with embedded videos.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

41 32 Is the Twerk Tiara Mack's Position for Success?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at July 06, 2022 06:33 PM (thbCK)

Yes. Along with her jumping on a trampoline.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (V6f9+)

42 So, death threats were enough for the police to go to the Twink Shooter's home and seize his personal property, but those same threats weren't enough to be probable cause to seize his person.

[open internet rabbit hole on search and seizure law]

The shooter's father needs to pay for his insanity. Here is one of the eligibility requirements for obtaining a FOID card in Illinois:

Eligibility Rules for a Firearm Owner's Identification card

"I have not been a patient in a mental institution or any part of a medical facility for the treatment of mental illness within the past 5 years."

So, he was admitted to a hospital for being a lunatic in 2019, which is less than 5 years ago. So, his father and he both lied on the application.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (5G/3e)

43 "There's no fight," another Democratic member told CNN.

======

All the moles in the exec branch agencies give no fucks about this. They're on a Mission From Gaia.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 06, 2022 06:34 PM (8AONa)

44 The only actress gig Messing can get is playing a fag hag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (89T5c)

45 14
Rosie O'Donnell looks like Elton John's gayer brother.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:27 PM (IXpV7)

So, Exit to Eden 2 sequel when?

While Rosie and Dan Aykroyd are still alive.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (hR5xa)

46 6 And why did the sniper wait for permission?
Posted by: Mister Scott

Are you kidding? shoot a brown person!
Have you not been paying attention the past few years?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (x0Zbd)

47 (FOID)

Judges would have also accepted Fuck Off Idiots and Die.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (ex2Cx)

48 "Yep, sometimes it takes multiple reloads for me to get the latest comments and that's after the page locks up a couple of times and bounces back and forth with embedded videos."

Good to know I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (gLRfa)

49 Yesterday commenter mentioned AoSHq loading issues but nothing bad on my end home or phone

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:35 PM (2JoB8)

50 WOMEN OF THE WORLD. We are being stripped


I would've had a seizure if Bette had stopped right there.

Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (786Ro)

51 ToBe Fair, Debra Messing was fuckable in the 90's.
The 90's are long, long gone.

Now if you really feel like weeping over lost glory, check out Kylie Minogue's mug nowadays.

Sigh....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (V6f9+)

52 Let's face it--Bette Midler's not the sharpest card in the drawer.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

53 The mood was fatalistic, according to three people on the call, which was also co-organized by the advocacy group Build Back Better Together.

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Stronger Together + Build Back Better = Build Back Better Together

Wow, that's creative. Very creative.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (sVtYq)

54 Indeed...You "elected" the bastard building. Now I hope you burn in the wreckage he's created...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2022 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

FIFY

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (Mzdiz)

55 >>Is the Twerk Tiara Mack's Position for Success?


Rhode Island can't be big enough for her to twerk on it. I've seen pictures. It's unpossible.

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (9GWTF)

56 Messing was so fucking starved she had to lie in bed and be fed by tube to have a baby as she would not eat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (ex2Cx)

57 Yes. Along with her jumping on a trampoline.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 06

Barf

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 06:36 PM (FnO1e)

58 BTW, Bette Midler is also now in hot water with the Moslems because of a tweet showing the Roe-Overturner justices in GOP Taliban 'turbans' and Islamic beards.

Link in sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:37 PM (yikp0)

59 What's really unique about this is that you don't usually see one side's base adopting the message of the other side's base -- and succeeding," she said. "That's what makes this so fascinating."

Don't she know it's not adoption of a message, it's mockery, pure and simple.
So easy to turn their words and ideas against them a caveman can do it.
Or a 18 yr. Old with a little video editing skill.

Fake news, my body, the hypocritical "ideas" of the left are easy pickins

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 06, 2022 06:37 PM (MFphb)

60 "My body, my choice" is actually relevant when Big Guv is trying to force you into a medical decision.
When the left uses it they leave out the one body with no voice. And there is no government coercion to get an abortion or lose your job.
But, these people are braindead so we pounced and seized and thus the language must be changed.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 06:37 PM (DB16e)

61 Yesterday commenter mentioned AoSHq loading issues but nothing bad on my end home or phone
Posted by: Skip

They know you have a hammer......

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (T4tVD)

62 "What's really unique about this is that you don't usually see one side's base adopting the message of the other side's base -- and succeeding," she said


We're not the base, but that's our bread and butter!

Posted by: Never Trumpers at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (786Ro)

63 Dang. I was looking forward to the Ace report on Pelosi's cleavage

Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (gXrCE)

64 I think long term, it really hurts Dems with their fundraising base to not have this as a national issue anymore. Roe vs Wade is what got the big checks from wealthy white women. I don't think the pro-life base donated all that much money to the GOP.
Posted by: Blago

Fundraising and rabble rousing was the main point of the Left's opposition all along.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (x0Zbd)

65 "Top Democrats complain the President isn't acting with -- or perhaps is even capable of -- the urgency the moment demands.

"Rudderless, aimless and hopeless" is how one member of Congress described the White House."


That's an on-target description of Biden's entire adult life. Boy howdy, did the rubes get taken by the fiction of Experienced, World-Wise, Moderate, Foreign Policy Expert Supreme, Totally Successful Political Negotiator Joe Biden, or what?

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (AMIL/)

66 It's odd that the Democrats insist on moving further and further to left, to the plaudits of Mitt and the neverTrumpers.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (eGTCV)

67 Stronger Together + Build Back Better = Build Back Better Together

Wow, that's creative. Very creative.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Well, the Bitem Media Team has spent $100 million so far....

Posted by: Miklos wonders what they would say they do there at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (thbCK)

68 I knew it was Putin all along. He took that man's 30 round magazine and sold it to the cartels. If only Joe Biden had passed that common sense gun legislation, this would have never happened.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (0ocXn)

69 Imagine... August 1945:

Moe, Larry, and Curly were among dozens of celebrities who joined a call with President Truman's aides last Monday to discuss whether the US should drop a second Atom Bomb on Japan.

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LOL, exactly! Althought, I actually don't lol at the celebrity parade that seems to show up and confer on political matters every time a stinking, foul Democrat is in office.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (sVtYq)

70 Stupid, fat, old lesbian is sad.

This makes me very happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

71 >>
Now if you really feel like weeping over lost glory, check out Kylie Minogue's mug nowadays.

It's turned into a raisin covered in makeup. Yack.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (MkYsY)

72 BBB is gonna happen! Will it be $2T. My guess about $1T in spending and $1.5T in taxes.

Maybe Machin will go teets up! And R gov will appoint an R.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (ex2Cx)

73 >>> 64 I think long term, it really hurts Dems with their fundraising base to not have this as a national issue anymore. Roe vs Wade is what got the big checks from wealthy white women. I don't think the pro-life base donated all that much money to the GOP.
Posted by: Blago

Fundraising and rabble rousing was the main point of the Left's opposition all along.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (x0Zbd)

*glares*

I'm hungry.

Posted by: Moloch at July 06, 2022 06:39 PM (llON8)

74 Fundraising and rabble rousing was the main point of the Left's opposition all along.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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I also think if we got rid of affirmative action/quotas this "boogeyman" would be dead and blacks wouldn't feel the urgency to vote Democrat like they do to protect AA.

Posted by: Blago at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (V1Cfw)

75 That's an on-target description of Biden's entire adult life. Boy howdy, did the rubes get taken by the fiction of Experienced, World-Wise, Moderate, Foreign Policy Expert Supreme, Totally Successful Political Negotiator Joe Biden, or what?

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (AMIL/)

Yep. It's hilarious. Can interest you in one or two mean tweets?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (nByzo)

76 Come on. Dad thought it was a FOAD licence!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (yikp0)

77
"My Body, My Choice" is cancelled, eh?

What will they use now? "My Baby, My Garbage?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (IXpV7)

78 Ace, you really should post this campaign ad for Jerone Davison (R-AZ). He's a black pastor whose ad features a bunch of KKK DemonRats creeping up on him and his house, and he chases them off by brandishing an AR-15:

https://youtu.be/4cLb9g_JkWo

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (75jEA)

79 A 29 year old biological man beat a 13-year-old girl in a "women's" skateboarding tournament


man

not "biological man"

just "man"

please don't use the enemy's lingo

Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

80 >>> 77
"My Body, My Choice" is cancelled, eh?

What will they use now? "My Baby, My Garbage?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (IXpV7)

Clump of cells!

IT'S A CLUMP OF CELLS! I DIDN'T KILL ANYTHING!!!

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (llON8)

81 Funny how as we get older, we look-older.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

82 I guess that's progress, but it is some kind of wonderful that so many are just now figuring out leftists are hypocritical socialist nickelfvckers? Who should be shunned?

Where have you been!? It's also gratifying they are in disarray at the highest levels, and still convinced it is a matter of messaging. Management. You know, not that their policies are pure poison. Nah. Couldn't be that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (z/XCs)

83 man

not "biological man"

just "man"

please don't use the enemy's lingo

Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

A 29 year old faggot...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 06, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)

84 not "biological man"

just "man"

please don't use the enemy's lingo
Posted by: Hands

Dude!

Posted by: Miklos Spicoli at July 06, 2022 06:42 PM (thbCK)

85 >>> 78 Ace, you really should post this campaign ad for Jerone Davison (R-AZ). He's a black pastor whose ad features a bunch of KKK DemonRats creeping up on him and his house, and he chases them off by brandishing an AR-15:

https://youtu.be/4cLb9g_JkWo
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (75jEA)

REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: MSDNCBSXiNNABC at July 06, 2022 06:42 PM (llON8)

86 >>Funny how as we get older, we look-older.

I prefer to think of it as developing a rich patina.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2022 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

87 The movement is now focusing more heavily on access to health care, using catchphrases such as "Bans Off Our Bodies" and "Say Abortion," Hicks said.

Why bother pussyfooting around with those? Just go with the pro-abortion posterboy's phrase, "I fucking love killing babies" and be done with it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (DTX3h)

88 Dang. I was looking forward to the Ace report on Pelosi's cleavage

Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (gXrCE)

I sent it to him this morning for Nancy Pelosi's Boob Cafe...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)

89 >>>Funny how as we get older, we look-older.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

My bad. ***fists chest**

Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (QYPq3)

90 At least now the basement dwelling soy boys have Nancy's cleavage photo to jerk to.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (MkYsY)

91 Imagine... August 1945:

An Army with the Upside-down Twerking God before it is...invincible!

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (+Cgut)

92 Funny how as we get older, we look-older.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

I refuse. Oh, you said, "look." Carry on.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (nByzo)

93 *sings*

When you chop up your child
Serve her up goulash-style
Say Abortion!
(Say Abortion!)*



*Never too early to start ruining the Left's new catchphrase.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (5NkmN)

94 I hate to defend the potatus, and I am not, but this is all just bullshit.

The dems have no reason to complain - they installed him. And the Left has no reason to complain since he is doing everything they wanted.

I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him. Throwing him under the bus for being what they knew he was, and doing what they want. And it turns out it is making pols lose their jobs, so they need someone to blame.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (x0Zbd)

95 Well, obviously a young girl had no business competing in a women's sport. Amiright?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (FnO1e)

96 >>> 83 man
not "biological man"
just "man"
please don't use the enemy's lingo
Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

A 29 year old faggot...
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 06, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)

Was he a Kansas City faggot?

Posted by: Taggart at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (llON8)

97 Arguing "my body my choice" and then demanding that other people take a genetic therapy against their will doesn't poll well?

I'm shocked!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2022 06:44 PM (ESjRY)

98 Strong teeth > Stronger Together + Build Back Better = Build Back Better Together

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

99
I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him. Throwing him under the bus for being what they knew he was, and doing what they want. And it turns out it is making pols lose their jobs, so they need someone to blame.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (x0Zbd)

Yeah he's just expendable. Part of being a D though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2022 06:44 PM (b2nrj)

100 I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him. Throwing him under the bus for being what they knew he was, and doing what they want. And it turns out it is making pols lose their jobs, so they need someone to blame.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (x0Zbd)

I can't credit them with that much smarts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (nByzo)

101
Why bother pussyfooting around with those? Just go with the pro-abortion posterboy's phrase, "I fucking love killing babies" and be done with it.


See, I was just engaging in late reproductive healthcare!

Posted by: Awake the Rapper at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (ESjRY)

102 79 A 29 year old biological man beat a 13-year-old girl in a "women's" skateboarding tournament

man
not "biological man"
just "man"
please don't use the enemy's lingo
Posted by: Hands at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

I want to see a small school dress out 12 dudes about 6'4" average and make the Kentucky and Duke gals cry like they got their first periods!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (ex2Cx)

103 I think Tiara Mack is positioned for success.

Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (iINbI)

104
"My Fetus Won't Meet Us!"

"My Womb, My Tomb!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (IXpV7)

105 Their side wants to eliminate Individuals. Individuals are messy.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (Vr12I)

106 My iPad either won't load, loads halfway, loads bits and pieces, freezes or won't load the comments. Very annoying.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (gLRfa)

107 "Bans Off Our Bodies"
or was it
"Hands Off Our Bodies"?

Posted by: We need to hammer home 'My Body, My Choice' re vaxx at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

108 Hits that are quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:46 PM (diceA)

109 Dang. I was looking forward to the Ace report on Pelosi's cleavage

Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (gXrCE)

I sent it to him this morning for Nancy Pelosi's Boob Cafe...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)


Nanzi was not going to let Jenny Pflapjacks out-cleavage her in public! Nanzi must be Queen Bee for everything!

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

110 White House counsel Dana Remus? Well...okay then.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2022 06:46 PM (gktX6)

111 "My Fetus Won't Meet Us!"

"My Womb, My Tomb!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (IXpV7)

Dead Babies 'R' Us.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:46 PM (nByzo)

112 I also think if we got rid of affirmative action/quotas this "boogeyman" would be dead and blacks wouldn't feel the urgency to vote Democrat like they do to protect AA.
Posted by: Blago

Yeah, but you would have to get rid of the entire federal workforce. And education industry. And ADA. They are also being protected.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (x0Zbd)

113 104
"My Fetus Won't Meet Us!"

"My Womb, My Tomb!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (IXpV7)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (diceA)

114 When you've lost Debra Messing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)

115 They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

116 105 Their side wants to eliminate Individuals. Individuals are messy.
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (Vr12I)

Both eliminate individuals and destroy human relationships, like families.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (b2nrj)

117 78 Ace, you really should post this campaign ad for Jerone Davison (R-AZ). He's a black pastor whose ad features a bunch of KKK DemonRats creeping up on him and his house, and he chases them off by brandishing an AR-15:

On his website he has other video requesting volunteers for various positions. One of them is Meme Lord. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (W1E3x)

118 NO MORE PELOSI BOOB TALK!

I just ate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (i5lJm)

119 'Women will be barren and think themselves blessed.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (diceA)

120 106 My iPad either won't load, loads halfway, loads bits and pieces, freezes or won't load the comments. Very annoying.
Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM (gLRfa)

Has been talked about all day. Try Brave browser, turn off Javascript. Worked for me.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (Vr12I)

121 Hands Off Our Bodies"?

Posted by: We need to hammer home 'My Body, My Choice' re vaxx at July 06

Are you sure it wasn't toucha, toucha, touch me?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (FnO1e)

122 115 They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (diceA)

123 You won't need abortions,
Because of your proportions!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (QYPq3)

124 I honestly had no idea that was the Rosie O'Donnell beast.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (Msys3)

125 Miley Cafe in 45 minutes or so, we will see

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (2JoB8)

126 I thought they were supposed to *shout* their abortions.

I'm going to keep throwing 'my body my choice' at them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (llON8)

127 118 NO MORE PELOSI BOOB TALK!

I just ate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (i5lJm)


What did you drink with your meal? Milk?

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (AMIL/)

128 104
"My Fetus Won't Meet Us!"
"My Womb, My Tomb!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I brought it into this world, I can take it out.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (x0Zbd)

129 Miley Cafe in 45 minutes or so, we will see

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (2JoB

I expect cruelty.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (nByzo)

130 >>> 123 You won't need abortions,
Because of your proportions!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (QYPq3)

LOL

"The choice was twinkies"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 06:49 PM (llON8)

131 Miley Cafe? I like the sound of that, Skip!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (Mzdiz)

132 Having ice cream and pretzels, took too much

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (2JoB8)

133 127 118 NO MORE PELOSI BOOB TALK!

I just ate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:47 PM (i5lJm)


What did you drink with your meal? Milk?
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (AMIL/)


Dutch cows have the best milk!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (i5lJm)

134 Hate how the media frames everything that doesn't go the let's way as "deeply divisive". YOU are the reason the left throws ever bigger tantrums you see. All they have to do is keep getting more fringe and boom America is "more divided".
No mention of any deep divisions during the obama reign though, funny you never see those.

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (0YDob)

135 What was that Heinlein quote if made today.

Find the useful idiots candidate and vote against him!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (ex2Cx)

136 >>>At least now the basement dwelling soy boys have Nancy's cleavage photo to jerk to.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

>Hey now! Widows and divorcees have paid their dues and get more than their share, but let's not forget about prison molls. Nancy's going to be on the market soon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (0ocXn)

137 Bette Midler's face has gotten very, uh, otherworldly, lately.

Just an observation. It may mean nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (guGkK)

138 Crimp's family is dis functional.
Papa looks normal but a normal man wouldn't have married kabuki whore.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (jmn+9)

139 I guess Madison Corbread got her 15 minutes. Now - her payday? Job, or cash, you think?

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (Vr12I)

140 ""My body, my choice" is actually relevant when Big Guv is trying to force you into a medical decision.
When the left uses it they leave out the one body with no voice. And there is no government coercion to get an abortion or lose your job."

There is no federal coercion to Get, or NOT get an abortion. The constitution gives them no such authority, that power rests with the states.

afaik it would take an amendment to force any abortion rules on all states, since the constitution has not given them that authority, their powers are limited to what is specifically made clear (without changing the constitution itself).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

141 138 Crimp's family is dis functional.
Papa looks normal but a normal man wouldn't have married kabuki whore.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (jmn+9)

I think you vastly overestimate the mate selecting prowess of normal men.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (b2nrj)

142 Hate how the media frames everything that doesn't go the let's way as "deeply divisive". YOU are the reason the left throws ever bigger tantrums you see. All they have to do is keep getting more fringe and boom America is "more divided".
No mention of any deep divisions during the obama reign though, funny you never see those.

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (0YDob)

They are the abusive spouse, blaming the wife for making him hit her again.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (nByzo)

143 Too Rotund for Fecund!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (guGkK)

144 Miley Cafe in 45 minutes or so, we will see

Posted by: Skip

I expect cruelty.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Remember class, only spank until it is bright red, not until it's painful!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (Msys3)

145 123 You won't need abortions,
Because of your proportions!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 06, 2022 06:48 PM (QYPq3)

Amazing when women get down to 500 or 600 calories a day in the camps their aint no babies.

Coming to a small North American village near you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (ex2Cx)

146 Speaking of Miley, whatever happened to that Cyrus whelp?

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

147 Considering the kid's problems they probably bought the guns hoping he would off his self.

Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (AmoqO)

148 I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him. Throwing him under the bus for being what they knew he was, and doing what they want. And it turns out it is making pols lose their jobs, so they need someone to blame.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (x0Zbd)

This is just a snit. To actually throw him off the bus they'd have to go against the leftists love for deification of the political leader to force uniformity of thought. I imagine this will prevail, as they have no alternate savior to replace Biden with.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

149 Dang. I was looking forward to the Ace report on Pelosi's cleavage
Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (gXrCE)
I sent it to him this morning for Nancy Pelosi's Boob Cafe...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Nanzi was not going to let Jenny Pflapjacks out-cleavage her in public! Nanzi must be Queen Bee for everything!
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)


She hold the Guinness Book Record for World's Longest Cleavage!

34 inches from chest to knees.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (5NkmN)

150 81 Funny how as we get older, we look-older.
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I

Heh. The older the body gets, the more numerous mysterious manifestations are discovered. Be brave, youngin's. The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (Qhnrt)

151 *yawns*
*farts*
*goes to investigate the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve*

yeah, I'll never forget the look on the face of the only commie s#itbird who was so bold as to try to rag me about being unvaxxed when I told it "my body, my choice". LOL. effing priceless. LOL.
*spits*
*takes a long pull at an ice-cold Hamm's in a frozen stein*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (a82Er)

152 Biden hasn't done a single thing that wasn't 100% leftist doctrine. The left wants to personalize their failures into Biden to protect the party/movement and then wash their hands of him. Republicans need to reject that narrative. It's tempting to pile on to Biden, but that would only lead to temporary gains. Biden is meaningless, it's the movement that's damaging the country.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

153 Has anyone assembled a master list yet of people who are allowed to lie to the FBI and congress?

Bill clinton (D)
Hillary Clinton (D)
Hillary Clinton's IT guy (D)
Michael Sussman (D)
James Clapper (Deep state)
John Brennan (C)
Eric Holder (D)
Lois Lerner (D)

Who else can we add

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (0YDob)

154 Javems it's a thought

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (2JoB8)

155 I'm so old that I remember when Rosie O'Donnell was "The Queen of Nice". She looks like dyke nightmare now.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (LGV1j)

156 Myrtle was so fat, she did not have to worry about being fertile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (diceA)

157 Dutch cows have the best milk!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (i5lJm)

Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy suggests that 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

And maybe Maggie Sanger had a clue!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (ex2Cx)

158 Papa verified my position by helping idiot son buy a gun.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (jmn+9)

159 I have a feeling that this whole family is going to land in hot legal water.



Three generations of imbeciles is enough!

-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

160 Hate how the media frames everything that doesn't go the let's way as "deeply divisive". YOU are the reason the left throws ever bigger tantrums you see. All they have to do is keep getting more fringe and boom America is "more divided".
No mention of any deep divisions during the obama reign though, funny you never see those.
Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (0YDob)

We wouldn't be divisive if you'd just do as I do and think as I think. That's just their reasoning thrown back at them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

161
Who else can we add
Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (0YDob)

How much time do you have?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (diceA)

162 BTW, the Irish government also wants to cull millions of cattle to stop CAGW too. I don't know if there are any Gates' ties there as there are in the Netherlands' case.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

163 Saw a dozen pictures of shooter holding weapons at his own head

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (2JoB8)

164 Nancy's going to be on the market soon.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 06:50 PM (0ocXn)

I would not fuck her with a stolen dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (ex2Cx)

165 She hold the Guinness Book Record for World's Longest Cleavage!

34 inches from chest to knees.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (5NkmN)


I've seen school buses with shorter panel gaps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (guGkK)

166 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.


You know who you are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (i5lJm)

167 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (Ne8MG)

168 Bill clinton (D)
Hillary Clinton (D)
Hillary Clinton's IT guy (D)
Michael Sussman (D)
James Clapper (Deep state)
John Brennan (C)
Eric Holder (D)
Lois Lerner (D)
Who else can we add
Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (0YDob)

Liz C (R)
Adam K (R)

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (ex2Cx)

169 163 Saw a dozen pictures of shooter holding weapons at his own head
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (2JoB

And yet that actor from Voyagers! is dead. No justice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (diceA)

170 LTJG Kaffee: "Did you order the Code Red?!?!"

Col. Nathan "Joe Biden" Jessup: "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I . . ." *shits pants*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (8gxrg)

171 Lon Horiuchi would have taken the shot.

Even if the Uvalde prick was holding a baby.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (3DZIZ)

172 Our socialist future will not be boot in your face. It will be Tiara Mack twerking in your face - forever.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (PTDkx)

173 167 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (Ne8MG)

Idiocracy is a How To Movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (ex2Cx)

174 Biden hasn't done a single thing that wasn't 100% leftist doctrine. The left wants to personalize their failures into Biden to protect the party/movement and then wash their hands of him. Republicans need to reject that narrative. It's tempting to pile on to Biden, but that would only lead to temporary gains. Biden is meaningless, it's the movement that's damaging the country.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

Pre Biden, one faction would run things, and others would get certain benefits doled out to them as allies. Now we have about 15 ruling factions, and each needs to pay off their main supporters as much as the one winner had to in the past. Too many people are being left out of the winnings, even as more and more is being stolen.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

175 Jon-Erik Hexum. That has to be a stage name, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (diceA)

176 not me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (a82Er)

177 Barney Fife would have done a better job of protecting those kids than the Uvalde police. Or he would have died trying.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (BJKQV)

178 I was never persuaded Biden wanted to run for potatohead. He didn't have the drive. Usually politicians have this insane energy for the highest office.

I think he was forced to run, in some manner of speaking. Or Else. That's why he has to be handled so carefully. One, he's an idiot, so he may say things in public that are polar opposite to the Current Thing. He was "liberal" in 1975, but that's way too PC today.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (z/XCs)

179 61 Yesterday commenter mentioned AoSHq loading issues but nothing bad on my end home or phone
Posted by: Skip

They know you have a hammer......

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (T4tVD)
----
Beware of programmers carrying soldering irons.

Posted by: Old software maxim at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (qfLjt)

180 I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him.

No, they are really pissed at him, they expected us all to be dead by now, not gutting them like fish with multiple SCOTUS decisions.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (ZEHVO)

181 Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy suggests that 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06

What dummies. Everyone knows that you get chocolate milk by feeding cacao to the cows. Duh.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (FnO1e)

182 She hold the Guinness Book Record for World's Longest Cleavage!

You could play Ocean Liner with those things.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (LGV1j)

183 Three generations of imbeciles is enough!

-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

That why we need to not have more people we dont want more of!

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (ex2Cx)

184 171 Lon Horiuchi would have taken the shot.

Even if the Uvalde prick was holding a baby.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (3DZIZ)


Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (i5lJm)

185 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA




Sure I would, but I'd use the USS Missouri to do it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 06:56 PM (8gxrg)

186 'Bort Black Babies!

Posted by: zombie margaret sanger at July 06, 2022 06:57 PM (yikp0)

187 They beat Literally Hitler and conservatives didn't vanish from the planet.

Do you see why they're confused?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 06, 2022 06:57 PM (kxFWR)

188 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.


Nope. Water skiing maybe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:57 PM (guGkK)

189 167 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (Ne8MG)

They tell us that
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all just wind in sails

Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (BJKQV)

190 " Too many people are being left out of the winnings, even as more and more is being stolen.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY) "

a.k.a. "slowly, then all at once".

spot-on, anyway !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (a82Er)

191 > Lon Horiuchi would have taken the shot.

Sure, but he would have missed the shooter and hit a child.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

192 Often wondered if Pelosi didn't parley the " girls" into all that she has in her life.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (Vr12I)

193 I had to look up Lon Hariuchi. The picture that popped up, I assumed he was some Viet Cong or NVA sniper due to the picture quality- not Ruby Ridge asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (diceA)

194 Rosie looks disturbing in that video. A nice healthy steroid addiction would do her good.

Posted by: Margaret Cho at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (sWM8x)

195 So were the Uvalde cops scared of getting killed or scared of getting sued?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (BJKQV)

196 172 Our socialist future will not be boot in your face. It will be Tiara Mack twerking in your face - forever.
Posted by: Ripley



Heh! True though. Our Dystopian future will be a Huxley's Brave New World with a dash of Orwell's 1984.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (sAmhv)

197 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"The issue here is not whether or not we broke a few rules, or took liberties with our female party guests - we did."

-- Otter lives in all of us

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (Msys3)

198 >>>I would not fuck her with a stolen dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx

>We'll be dancing the Charleston and drinking Courvoisier all classy like, straight from the bottle and shit!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (0ocXn)

199 Sued

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

200 140 ""My body, my choice" is actually relevant when Big Guv is trying to force you into a medical decision.
When the left uses it they leave out the one body with no voice. And there is no government coercion to get an abortion or lose your job."

There is no federal coercion to Get, or NOT get an abortion. The constitution gives them no such authority, that power rests with the states.

afaik it would take an amendment to force any abortion rules on all states, since the constitution has not given them that authority, their powers are limited to what is specifically made clear (without changing the constitution itself).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (Cus5s)


On abortion, the Dems have been screaming, "No one's rights should be determined by their zip code!"

I agree. SCOTUS needs to apply that principle to Federal, state and city restrictions of our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (AMIL/)

201 > Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

Not me. I have taphephobia, probably.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (eyxn4)

202 Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

203 174 Biden hasn't done a single thing that wasn't 100% leftist doctrine. The left wants to personalize their failures into Biden to protect the party/movement and then wash their hands of him. Republicans need to reject that narrative. It's tempting to pile on to Biden, but that would only lead to temporary gains. Biden is meaningless, it's the movement that's damaging the country.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

=========

His administration is in stasis because there's no one in charge. It's just the different factions of the Politburo fighting amongst themselves for turf with no real concern for policy. It's machine politics at its most dysfunctional.

No Democratic president that the Democratic Establishment approves of will be any better. If progressives want action from the Democrat Party, then they need a real outsider that can appeal to a broad coalition outside and inside the party. You know, like Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (kxFWR)

204 Democrat Party - the home of broken people seeking power and fame.

Democratic Party = Dragnet's PAGAN.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (4/SAE)

205 195 So were the Uvalde cops scared of getting killed or scared of getting sued?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (BJKQV)

All of the above. Plus, decisive action itself is very frowned upon these days.

I dunno. There is a lot of different shit in this stew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (diceA)

206 Allow me to translate.

"Controversial" = Approximately 90% of decent, peaceable, sane people are deeply in favor of (or against, as necessary.

The gaslighting is real, and it is spectacular

Posted by: Common Tater at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (z/XCs)

207 Three generations of imbeciles is enough!

-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

Posted by: Archer

======

In hindsight, we should have lobotomized all of them.

Posted by: Zombie Joe and Rose in Hyannis at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (8AONa)

208 Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM

You are correct. But Big Guv was trying to strongarm companies into forcing the shot. Tried using OSHA to force the shot. At least they haven't tried that with abortion. Yet.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (DB16e)

209 201 > Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
===
Even Ron White would say no.

Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (gXrCE)

210 >>> 162 BTW, the Irish government also wants to cull millions of cattle to stop CAGW too. I don't know if there are any Gates' ties there as there are in the Netherlands' case.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

Doesn't need to have Gates involved necessarily; the WEF pods all think alike.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (llON8)

211 204 Democrat Party - the home of broken people seeking power and fame.

Democratic Party = Dragnet's PAGAN.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (4/SAE)

I know I have a place here among the horde because of the love that Dragnet gets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:00 PM (diceA)

212 Often wondered if Pelosi didn't parley the " girls" into all that she has in her life.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (Vr12I)

Combine those and her "oral communication" skills and she's got herself a lucrative career.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 06, 2022 07:01 PM (LGV1j)

213 hey Sharkman, thx for link @ #78 !

this guy gets it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:01 PM (a82Er)

214 202 Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

And then the Dutch farmers started the murdering.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:01 PM (i5lJm)

215 Funny how as we get older, we look-older.

I prefer to think of it as developing a rich patina.
Posted by: JackStraw


It's just a veneer

Posted by: former antique guy Miklos at July 06, 2022 07:01 PM (thbCK)

216 167 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey



https://youtu.be/Zk1DNzg0LWs

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 07:02 PM (sAmhv)

217 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (i5lJm)
........

Well, the metronome on my piano broke.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

218 Pat-e-nah
or
Pa-TEE-na?

I always liked Pa-TEE-na.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:02 PM (diceA)

219 An old quote that seems appropriate for our circumstances:

When the ruler's seat is insecure, the great ministers revolt and the smaller ones pilfer. Punishments are then made severe, laws become irregular, rules of ceremony uncertain. Then the people do not turn to what is right.

https://bit.ly/3Rg9l5v

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 07:02 PM (eyxn4)

220 I'm pretty sure I'm getting younger.

I think I'm immortal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 06, 2022 07:02 PM (kxFWR)

221 77
"My Body, My Choice" is cancelled, eh?

What will they use now? "My Baby, My Garbage?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2022 06:40 PM (IXpV7)
----
They wouldn't use the term 'baby' so it would be

"My fetus, My Garbage?" - note capitalization

Posted by: fetus is equivalent to 2-weekold burger at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (qfLjt)

222 202 Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (gmo/4)


Obligatory (maybe): Why a duck?

Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

223 Everyone is immortal until they aren't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (i5lJm)

224 Remember a couple of years ago a family in Kansas City (I think) got swatted by some internet douche? The dad heard a commotion outside and stepped out on the porch to see what the ruckus was--he went to scratch his nuts and the police sniper across the street shot him. And they called it a good shoot. WTAF?

Dude running into a school with a rifle? "Oh I guess I should call this in."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (3DZIZ)

225 So Bill Gates has been helping Sri Lankans' ag sector for years. Now they're starving. Any connection?

Posted by: CN at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (ONvIw)

226 >>> 200
==
On abortion, the Dems have been screaming, "No one's rights should be determined by their zip code!"

I agree. SCOTUS needs to apply that principle to Federal, state and city restrictions of our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.
Posted by: GLSD at July 06, 2022 06:59 PM (AMIL/)

How about the First Amendment?

Posted by: that guy who burned a rainbow flag, not a US flag at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (llON8)

227 I always liked Pa-TEE-na.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Jocomo Pa-TEE-na nay

Posted by: Iko Iko by the Dixie Cups feat. Miklos at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (thbCK)

228 Rosie's rage tank may be empty, but she topped off her ugly tank. And somebody gave her a full 5 gallon can for the road.

Posted by: Wally at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (DEw/K)

229 195 So were the Uvalde cops scared of getting killed or scared of getting sued?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2022 06:58 PM (BJKQV)

Yes

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (Qhnrt)

230 Messing got Joe Biden elected?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (HMTci)

231 The site is not loading at all on my Macbook air.
I will lurk on my kindle until it comes back.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (jTmQV)

232 Given my life history, I might be immortal...


At least so far...

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (gmo/4)

233 as they have no alternate savior to replace Biden with.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM


Only because I'm not being positioned for success.

Posted by: Kamala! 2022! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

234 I've always thought that Biden was supposed to be disposable after fucking the country up royally with all the Green nonsense and economic destruction, then -

they'd say Senile Joe was senile and install Kamala as the brand new, super-diverse Preezy and away we go to Feudal World.

But, Biden outsmarted them by being senile but not hopelessly senile. He can be trained like a seal to honk the horns of whatever speech they write for him,

And Kamala outsmarted them by being so dumb and so unlikeable that she might actually be worse for them as Preezy.

Thus, they refute Our Betters genius plans.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (5NkmN)

235 Wonder who turned Gates into a demon NWO shill.

Maybe one too many trips to the Bohemian Grove.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (i5lJm)

236 Nine oh four AM. Knock on the door. Scared me half off my secretary.

Posted by: Joe Friday at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

237 Rosie O'Donnell. There's a has been for ya.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (Vr12I)

238 Everyone is immortal, for a limited time

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (sAmhv)

239 It is a sad day for our sacred Democracy when deep-thinking people like Debra Messing cannot add their wisdom and experience to the National Discourse.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (PiwSw)

240 There is no way with the size of a president's staff that he directs all of them. Isn't keeping everyone on the same page the job of the Chief of Staff? I can't even remember who that is for the senile pervert. I suppose its another DEI checkbox and or as weak as Kamala so as not to highlight Joe's ineptitude.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (3cGpq)

241 67 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

They say that we all lost our tails evolving up from little snails.
I say that it's just wind in sails.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (x0Zbd)

242 >>> 223 Everyone is immortal until they aren't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:03 PM (i5lJm)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (llON8)

243 I can't believe I am typing this, but they are scapegoating him. Throwing him under the bus for being what they knew he was, and doing what they want. And it turns out it is making pols lose their jobs, so they need someone to blame.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 06:43 PM (x0Zbd)

This is just a snit. To actually throw him off the bus they'd have to go against the leftists love for deification of the political leader to force uniformity of thought. I imagine this will prevail, as they have no alternate savior to replace Biden with.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)


They have Kamalala waiting in the wings! She checks so many Identity Check Boxes! Female, Minority, Worldly Foreign Experience, Californian, Liberal. She is the ideal Democrat as soon as she chops her breasts of and says she is Karl Harris.

So what if she is less literate the Senile Joe?

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (Z32m1)

244 I have zero problems with AoSHQ on my pc.
Just walked the dogs and checked my phone and it's "unavailable" or "no connection"

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (DB16e)

245 On abortion, the Dems have been screaming, "No one's rights should be determined by their zip code!"

Another leotard motto to steal and make our own.

Gun rights would work perfectly there.

Make it so!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (5NkmN)

246 Rosie and Alec and Woody are looking rough these days.

Hopefully they will expire soon and the world will be rid of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

247 I'm pretty sure I'm getting younger.

I think I'm immortal.


Okay, Mr. Button.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (/NCI4)

248 Republican Congress candidate releases ad depicting himself defending his family with an AR15 against "a dozen angry Democrats" klansmen.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (Y4Lk9)

249 231 The site is not loading at all on my Macbook air.
I will lurk on my kindle until it comes back.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (jTmQV)
Block Javascript.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (Vr12I)

250 jeepers, alla youse with loading trubba need to just get Linux Mint.

just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (a82Er)

251 https://is.gd/1S6Yws

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (Y4Lk9)

252 leotard = leftard

Thanks, AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (5NkmN)

253 "Bans Off Our Bodies" protests, huh.

So for short, they can be reported as B.O.O.B. protests.

I wonder if they first tried to change "My Body, My Choice!" to "Bans Off My Body!"... until they realized that results in an acronym of B.O.M.B.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2022 07:07 PM (Do5/p)

254 I really should apply for a job at the White House.

And be totally upfront, I am a conservative Republican who voted for Trump twice and will do it a third time.

The cool thing is that I will actually enjoy their dysfunction, and sit in meeting chuckling.

I wonder if they are so desperate they would consider it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (5p7BC)

255 Rosie O'Donnell. There's a has been for ya.

Posted by: kraken


Incorrect. She's a never was.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (/NCI4)

256 [Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
You know who you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM


Sez the man who brought down Yoko onto the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

257 No need to focus group pushing the phrase, “Say abortion!” I’m sure it work like a charm.

Posted by: JTinKC at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (FoSz+)

258 Have not had issues on the home PC or work laptop here.

I did notice on the PC that even though all the content was visible, the refresh button was still spinning like it was loading.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (diceA)

259 Is there a link connecting Gate to the kill your cattle decree in Netherlands?

Posted by: CN at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

260 Sez the man who brought down Yoko onto the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t


I didn't think he'd actually do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (i5lJm)

261 Waiting for the new catch phrase to be MAGA-Ultra-Dry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)

262 I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (i5lJm)

Famous last words.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)

263 "Messing said she'd gotten Joe Biden elected and wanted to know why she was being asked to do anything at all, yelling that there didn't even seem a point to voting."

ONE, how does Messing get in on this call? WTH are her qualifications?

TWO, unless she mailed in a bunch of duplicate votes, she didn't get Biden elected; Dominion and mail-in fraud did.

THREE, we can agree that there may not be a point in voting but for different reasons altogether. I submit TWO above.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (aXxgO)

264 I think Tiara Mack is positioned for success.
Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2022 06:45 PM

Too unstable. Needs at least 3 points of contact.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (RkC6l)

265 58 Have not had issues on the home PC or work laptop here.

I did notice on the PC that even though all the content was visible, the refresh button was still spinning like it was loading.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (diceA)

Seems to be a Mac issue.

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (Vr12I)

266 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

They say that we all lost our tails evolving up from little snails.
I say that it's just wind in sails.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (x0Zbd)


God made man.

But, he used the monkey to do it.

Posted by: Zombie Devo at July 06, 2022 07:10 PM (5NkmN)

267 Famous last words.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA


Perfect for a gravestone epitaph in Tombstone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:10 PM (i5lJm)

268 That's contributed to some of the recent staff departures, according to people familiar.

I am sure they are all running to their publishers with tell-alls, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 06, 2022 07:10 PM (RLO1I)

269 Only have 1 charger to split between phone and tablet, so it's plugged in now, tablet gets overnight

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:11 PM (2JoB8)

270 I will admit, I had forgot who Debra Messing was. I was thinking she was an 80's actress. Think I was mixing her up with Debra Winger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM (diceA)

271 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me?
---
Leave me alone! 'Batin!'

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM (sWM8x)

272 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (i5lJm)

Depends on the conditions. Any port in a storm.

Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

273 Depends on the conditions. Any port in a storm.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

I think I could restrain myself, even in the most dire of circumstances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:13 PM (diceA)

274 Twerkingrusa arose from her beach sands of woes,
displaying her Acroceraunian fleshy mountains.
Twerking from cloud and from crag
in front of many a fag, 5
Shepherding her bright bathing suit butt-cheek titans.

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2022 07:13 PM (+Cgut)

275 Rosie's Son joined the Military to get away from her and her adopted Daughter went a little crazy as well.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 06, 2022 07:13 PM (dKiJG)

276 "The call, three days after the decision eliminating federal abortion rights, encapsulates the overwhelming sense of frustration among Democrats with Biden. It offers a new window into what many in the President's party describe as a mismanagement permeating the White House."

I envision the movie Network and bitchfests between UBS heads and the Ecumenical Liberation Army. Kinda like that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:13 PM (aXxgO)

277 Wonder who turned Gates into a demon NWO shill.

Maybe one too many trips to the Bohemian Grove.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (i5lJm)


There are videos of Gates and others from Epstein's Island. Whoever has those DVDs? They have half the Western world by the balls. And that half have the other half owing them too.

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (Z32m1)

278 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)

279 274 Twerkingrusa arose from her beach sands of woes,
displaying her Acroceraunian fleshy mountains.
Twerking from cloud and from crag
in front of many a fag, 5
Shepherding her bright bathing suit butt-cheek titans.
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2022 07:13 PM (+Cgut)


Horrible Haiku

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (i5lJm)

280 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

--

I meant to follow up with...I'd throw her under a motorboat.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)

281 I have unfortunately run out of ass cancer pins to shove into my rubber turtle that sits on my desk, should i just smash it with a paperweight or use fire?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (MkYsY)

282 I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM


The rest of us would have liked to seen Montana.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

283 67 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
They say that we all lost our tails evolving up from little snails.
I say that it's just wind in sails.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 06, 2022 07:06 PM (x0Zbd)

Come in Booji Boy! Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?

Posted by: General Boy at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

284 278 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)

Our standards may be tattered and weathered- but we do have them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (diceA)

285 143 Too Rotund for Fecund!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2022 06:51 PM (guGkK)
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Two fat bellies and a short connection.

Posted by: make that a twinkie connection at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (qfLjt)

286 Depends on the conditions. Any port in a storm.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM

No.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

287 Okay, how many would Canoe her?

Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

288 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 06:54 PM (i5lJm)

Just my height.

Posted by: Mini Me at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

289 282 I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM

The rest of us would have liked to seen Montana.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)


Rabbits are overrated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (i5lJm)

290 >>> 277 Wonder who turned Gates into a demon NWO shill.

Maybe one too many trips to the Bohemian Grove.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:05 PM (i5lJm)

There are videos of Gates and others from Epstein's Island. Whoever has those DVDs? They have half the Western world by the balls. And that half have the other half owing them too.
Posted by: rd at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (Z32m1)

Wasn't he always, just not (quite?) so obvious? and I'm pretty sure his daddy was one of the asshoes of the previous generation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (llON8)

291 ONE, how does Messing get in on this call? WTH are her qualifications?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (aXxgO)
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Celebrities have always been able to get access, at least since Clinton started renting out the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (llXky)

292 278 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)

Sorry, at her age and coefficient of Saggyness... I don't think that is physically possible.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (oHd/0)

293 "271 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me?
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Leave me alone! 'Batin!'

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 06, 2022 07:12 PM (sWM8x) "

nominated for threadwinner

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (a82Er)

294
Heh! True though. Our Dystopian future will be a Huxley's Brave New World with a dash of Orwell's 1984.
Posted by: Puddleglum


https://tinyurl.com/38h3wkth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

295 287 Okay, how many would Canoe her?
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

Considering our canoes have the customer satisfaction of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours, I'd say all of us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (diceA)

296 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

You know who you are.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 06, 2022 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

297 Three generations of imbeciles is enough!

-- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2022 06:53 PM (gmo/4)


You see, here's the problem. You can't allow them to multiply, pay them to have more kids, and pay them to live and not work. This is a fatal flaw in the Left's logic.

Nature provided a very fair, moral, and humane way to deal with those who have unproductive view of reality and work and others. The Gods of Copybook heading says it "If you don't work, you die." How better to align a person's thinking with reality? Of course, the sick and frail could rely on family but when the whole family doesn't work....

But the Left went and made up new unsustainable rules.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 07:17 PM (x0Zbd)

298 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM


I wouldn't motorboat AOC, so Pelousi is mos def a bridgea too far.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

299 "Democrats worry the lack of decisions and authority are deepening their own midterm problems and feeding a sense that the President couldn't truly handle the extra complications of a run for reelection in 2024 -- and along the way, reinforcing narratives that he's an old man not fit for the moment."

Right. Narrative. That's all it is. What everyone is witnessing isn't real.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:18 PM (aXxgO)

300 Okay, how many would Canoe her?
Posted by: kraken at July 06, 2022 07:15 PM

If this involves hitting her in the head repeatedly with the paddles, I volunteer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (RkC6l)

301 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM

There goes dinner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (Irn0L)

302 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM

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Just to be clear, this wasn't my original post. I'm embarrassed it's following me around.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq)

303 My iPhone will keep trying to reload AOSHQ until it gives up. If I can click on a comment link and get to a comment page, it steadies out.

MY PC has no problems since Pixie fixed the http not https issues last winter.

Posted by: rd at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (Z32m1)

304 " ... But the Left went and made up new unsustainable rules.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 07:17 PM (x0Zbd) "

which has been the whole idea from the get-go. Destruction, BAMN.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (a82Er)

305 67 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Sure, it works like this. If you make survival easy, by making society safe... you allow the unfit to breed. Now, as its smart in modern society to limit your number of children, we see the smarter segment of the population breeding less, while the less intelligent segment of the population is breeding more.

More dumb, less smart... as the generations continue.

De-evolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

306 Just to be clear, this wasn't my original post. I'm embarrassed it's following me around.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq)

Like Toilet Paper stuck to your shoe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:20 PM (diceA)

307 Has been talked about all day. Try Brave browser, turn off Javascript. Worked for me.
Posted by: kraken

I did this months ago, but it doesn't help anymore.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

308 Wonder if Biden's ego can overcome his dementia.

In there lays the answer to whether he runs again or not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:20 PM (i5lJm)

309 278 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)
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It would depend on how wrinkled it is from the neck down. If it's saggy and unironed below the waist, forget about it. Too much swaying makes one dizzy.

Posted by: imagine a wrinkled mess on all 4s at July 06, 2022 07:20 PM (qfLjt)

310 Sure, it works like this. If you make survival easy, by making society safe... you allow the unfit to breed. Now, as its smart in modern society to limit your number of children, we see the smarter segment of the population breeding less, while the less intelligent segment of the population is breeding more.

More dumb, less smart... as the generations continue.

De-evolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

At least theoretically though, this would only hold until the whole thing falls apart. Then it is law of the jungle again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (diceA)

311 Just to be clear, this wasn't my original post. I'm embarrassed it's following me around.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq

Like getting blamed for a fart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (i5lJm)

312 67 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me? It appears to be occurring at an exponential rate and we are definitely on the right hand side of the curve and it's a sharp drop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Easy. We're selecting for stupidity. Idiocracy hit the nail on the head.

Evolution doesn't necessarily entail what we might consider improvement; it just entails change in response to circumstances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

313 eeeewww.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (a82Er)

314 Can I U-boat her?

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

315 No need to focus group pushing the phrase, “Say abortion!” I’m sure it work like a charm.

Posted by: JTinKC at July 06, 2022 07:08 PM (FoSz+)
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Interesting situation here in Michigan. Our 1931 ban on abortion should go back into effect (it was an update on the 1846 ban), but for an activist state judge who put an injunction on its enforcement while she sorted out Planned Parenthood's lawsuit alleging it's against the state Constitution.

Yeah. It's basically ALWAYS been illegal in Michigan until Roe, but now it magically found its way into the Constitution.

The judge in question is a PP donor and used to work for them. Imagine if a gun case was being heard by an NRA member and former employee? But Michigan's media is silent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (llXky)

316 But the Left went and made up new unsustainable rules.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2022 07:17 PM

Soon...

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (RkC6l)

317 Hey lefties, take the A out of Abortion, 'bortion sounds way cooler.

No Bans On 'Bortions.

Hands off muh 'bortions.

Time to get a lesson plan on 'bortions together for the K-12 crowd.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (mNhhD)

318 The same brigand that is all up in arms about "losing" abortion rights never said a peep when biological males started entering, and dominating, women's sports. The same drunken wine moms let people get FIRED from their jobs for not getting vaccinated- so much for my body my choice eh?

They are just a bunch of unprincipled narcissistic chickenshits. They only fight on issues when they know no one will say "boo" back at them.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (BLOTa)

319 BTW, Bette Midler is also now in hot water with the Moslems because of a tweet showing the Roe-Overturner justices in GOP Taliban 'turbans' and Islamic beards.

Wasn't somebody telling me that she was oh-so savvy?

HAHAHA

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (VYjdj)

320 De-evolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

Idiocracy !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (M+Lyo)

321 293 "271 Any Darwinists out there want to explain de-evolution to me?
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Leave me alone! 'Batin!'

Whip it good.

Posted by: Devo at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (x0Zbd)

322 Can I U-boat her?

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (llXky)

323 278 Half of you would motorboat Pelosi.

Posted by: Lady in Black



Are you referring of the practice of dragging someone behind a motorboat in a lake full of copperhead snakes? Just askin' questions...

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (sAmhv)

324 Is this something?

https://youtu.be/BVRxzoKQ8Zk

I'd give that a big yes. BALLZZZZ

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (zB/T/)

325 Just to be clear, this wasn't my original post. I'm embarrassed it's following me around.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM


If you can take a cute video of it following you around, Ace might post it in a Cafe!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

326 "The President who campaigned on putting America back together again after four years of deep divisions"

*THIS* is the essence, the core, of media distortion.

A brazenly counter-factual element implicitly supporting a key myth - that Trump was "divisive". A president who rarely said "I", who always talked about America and "we", who fought for/delivered policies and results that benefited all (actually the lower income population, the theoretical darlings of the totalitarian statists, gained proportionally the most). And whose family and staff were demonized and punished/harassed (for no reason) as no presidential family in history. Whose administration was attacked, subverted, slandered, and cheated by all major institutions (several lawlessly), and mostly abandoned by "his" own party.

"deep divisions"

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

327 Saggy Boobs Rule!

Brrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

328
Sniper had gunman in his sights before he entered the school, but waited for permission to shoot him.

___________

They didn't fill out the paperwork in quadruplicate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (/U27+)

329 Abortion Rights activist: "Safe, legal and rare!"

65 million abortions later.

Abortion Rights activist: "Women's reproductive health"

Kermit Gosnell.

Abortion Rights activist: "My body, my choice."

Vaxx Resistant: "Darn right, my body, my choice!"

Abortion Rights activist: "Dammit, what do we pivot to now?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (5pTK/)

330 "Evolution doesn't necessarily entail what we might consider improvement; it just entails change in response to circumstances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (YqDXo) "

so true, worthy of being embroidered on a sampler

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (a82Er)

331 >A rifle-armed Uvalde officer sighted in to shoot the Robb Elementary attacker before he entered the school but instead waited for supervisor permission

No greater indictment of modern society

Posted by: havel at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (PRDNR)

332 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "Celebrities have always been able to get access, at least since Clinton started renting out the Lincoln Bedroom."

Yeah but it's Debra Messing. Might as well say "the stand-in for that C-List actress on some show that lasted one season". She's a nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (aXxgO)

333 Watching a bad* Rutger Hauer movie called "Split Second".

London is flooded because of GoreBull Warmening(tm), and Rutger is a suspended cop on the hunt of a vicious mass murderer who may not be human.

Soggy hilarity ensues.


*I take that back. There's no such thing as a bad Rutger Hauer movie.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (wJccJ)

334 On the road to Norfolk/Portsmouth VA tomorrow
Think i will stop at iHOP, WTF I might as well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (Irn0L)

335 so true, worthy of being embroidered on a sampler
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (a82Er)

Etched onto a shelf. Or a messenger bag. Probably too long for a vanity plate for a vespa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (diceA)

336 "Rosie's Son joined the Military to get away from her..."
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I totally get that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (Tzr2/)

337 320 De-evolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

Idiocracy !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2022 07:22 PM (M+Lyo)

Yeah, that was supposed to be a cautionary tale...

Not a how to manual.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

338 @289 Rabbits are overrated

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Speak for yourself!

Posted by: Hazel-rah at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (FND4A)

339 Disabling javascript fixes the “troubles” for iphone users. Fyi

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (3vQN0)

340 what rhomboid said @326, endorsed wholeheartedly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (a82Er)

341 NGU safe travels

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (2JoB8)

342 The same brigand that is all up in arms about "losing" abortion rights never said a peep when biological males started entering, and dominating, women's sports. The same drunken wine moms let people get FIRED from their jobs for not getting vaccinated- so much for my body my choice eh?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (BLOTa)
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They're hiding behind mountains of lies here. Concern-trolling article on one of the media sites asking "What will the anti-abortion law mean for miscarriages, birth control, or dangerous pregnancies?"

A bunch of sick U of Michigan docs explain how all this is really scary and strange and dangerous and if you can't kill your baby at will, you could die.

As an afterthought, they made a half-hearted attempt at balance and let a pro-life nurse reply and she pointed out that *every single scenario* was irrelevant to the law, since it only applied to elective abortions.

But gotta make the girls think they'll lose access to birth control.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (llXky)

343 Tiara Mack showed off her uvalde while twerking.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (mNhhD)

344 314 Can I U-boat her?

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Are you going to use your torpedo?

Posted by: ping -- ping -- ping -- It's a whale! at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

345 Yeah, that was supposed to be a cautionary tale...

Not a how to manual.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

To late

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (Irn0L)

346 I am so mad at Biden right now. He takes HER call before mine?

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

347 I take that back. There's no such thing as a bad Rutger Hauer movie.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (wJccJ)

Concur.

Hobo With A Shotgun is a training film.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

348 I read through the litany of complaints about Biden, and, maybe it's me, but, there seems to be a concerted effort by the Biden staff to limit access to Biden.

Gosh, I wonder why that would be?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (5pTK/)

349 Homy fuck I am not used to humidity but we got a wave of nasty moist air this morning. Ugh. Unbearable. How peeps in TX and the south deal with this for months on end is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:27 PM (3vQN0)

350 I use to get from here too Langley AFB in 6 hrs, 40 years ago, traffic might be worse. But often drove overnight

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:27 PM (2JoB8)

351 "Think i will stop at iHOP, WTF I might as well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (Irn0L) "

only if you can't route yourself past a Waffle House.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:27 PM (a82Er)

352 Yeah but it's Debra Messing. Might as well say "the stand-in for that C-List actress on some show that lasted one season". She's a nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (aXxgO)
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Remember who we are dealing with - Joey may have had the hots for her back in the day and wants to arrange a hair-sniffing session.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:27 PM (llXky)

353 NGU safe travels
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (2JoB

Always Safe! Well more or less

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:28 PM (Irn0L)

354 343 Tiara Mack showed off her uvalde while twerking.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 06, 2022 07:25 PM (mNhhD)
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You know, I didn't see it and I'm glad.

Posted by: It's a whale's uvalde at July 06, 2022 07:28 PM (qfLjt)

355 I am so mad at Biden right now. He takes HER call before mine?
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (PiwSw)
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She got enough hair for me to sniff, so, of course Messing is ahead of you!

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 06, 2022 07:28 PM (5pTK/)

356 I envision the movie Network and bitchfests between UBS heads and the Ecumenical Liberation Army. Kinda like that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel



YOU HAVE MEDDLED IN THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BEALE, AND I WON'T HAVE IT!! There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (sAmhv)

357 Good quality video of the guidestones getting knocked over.

https://bit.ly/3NNU3lC

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (eyxn4)

358 rifle-armed Uvalde officer sighted in to shoot the Robb Elementary attacker before he entered the school but instead waited for supervisor permission

No greater indictment of modern society
Posted by: havel at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (

What are the odds the cop was former combat vet that always had to wait for a Jag officer to grant him permission to shoot?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (DWXXm)

359 "Think i will stop at iHOP, WTF I might as well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM (Irn0L) "

only if you can't route yourself past a Waffle House.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:27 PM (a82Er)

Yeah I hear ya, but there are more iHOPS along the way.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

360 "Half of you would motorboat Pelosi"

Are you kidding me? More like keel haul.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (sn5EN)

361 Joe XiDen: "How peeps in TX and the south deal with this for months on end is a mystery to me."

Cussing helps.

Briefly.

And lots of A/C.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (aXxgO)

362 I-90 from DC to the Hampton Roads area is white knuckles on the steering wheel all the way.
Sheer terror.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (jTmQV)

363 And the shock and disappointment at the utter feckless nothingness of Biden and Co. Yeah, real stunner. One of the dumbest people in the Beltway, with a career of nasty corrupt stupidity and nothing else, surrounded by the sub-mediocrities and freaks that now constitute the Dems' "elite" personnel, all of them committed to idiotic policy ideas that in most cases have little support anywhere.

But at least we've got a tanking economy, China relieved of any concerns about resistance to its global broad-front activities, Tehran poised to be relieved of crippling sanctions and empowered to resume its hegemonic crusade, crude Nazi-like racism officially endorsed and propagated with taxpayer $, and complete dissolution of the border with massive massive illegal migration that will never be reversed.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

364 I-95, rather.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (jTmQV)

365 > Holy fuck I am not used to humidity but we got a wave of nasty moist air this morning.

Did a RI state senator come by?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (eyxn4)

366 so it goes.

safe trip, NGU !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (a82Er)

367 "Half of you would motorboat Pelosi"

Are you kidding me? More like keel haul.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (sn5EN)

Do we still do that? I will ask this weekend. I wonder what Carrier is port?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (Irn0L)

368 "Half of you would motorboat Pelosi"

Of course we would. Preferably behind a triple outboard that's capable of about 75mph.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (5pTK/)

369 On the road to Norfolk/Portsmouth VA tomorrow
Think i will stop at iHOP, WTF I might as well
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:23 PM


Are there no Waffle Houses on the route?

If not, send your coxswain to CaptainsgigDash you some.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

370 @346 I am so mad at Biden right now. He takes HER call before mine?

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 06, 2022 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

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Maybe you should brandish his decapitated head on television?

Posted by: junior at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (FND4A)

371 I got the Java script off. Back to normal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)

372 Oh, left out epic vandalism against the economy, especially the key energy sector, helping usher in stagflation.

Good job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

373 "Half of you would motorboat Pelosi"

Are you kidding me? More like keel haul.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (sn5EN)
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Yeah, the Horde has some standards. Creepy 80-year-old chicks fall well outside of them.

The fault lines are on the hot/crazy matrix, like Angelina Jolie and such.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (llXky)

374 I-90 from DC to the Hampton Roads area is white knuckles on the steering wheel all the way.
Sheer terror.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2022 07:29 PM (jTmQV)

From NJ, I do the eastern shore drive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (Irn0L)

375 Hobo With A Shotgun is a training film.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy



A very underrated cult classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (wJccJ)

376 I missed the Twerking thread but saw when looking what I missed, first thought it was Tank

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

377 Do we still do that? I will ask this weekend. I wonder what Carrier is port?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (Irn0L)
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I'm guessing the Gerald R. Ford is in port. She seems to be really good at find her way back to Norfolk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:32 PM (5pTK/)

378 I missed the Twerking thread but saw when looking what I missed, first thought it was Tank

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB
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The lack of scaffolding was the giveaway.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:33 PM (llXky)

379 Are there no Waffle Houses on the route?

If not, send your coxswain to CaptainsgigDash you some.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

There is one right over the Tunnel/Bridge in Virg Beach but it will be afternoon by then. I'll hit an iHOP somewhere in Delaware

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:33 PM (Irn0L)

380 I use to go Rt13 across the Bay Bridge, first time at night was awesome, you can see lights on other side, knew it was 20 miles but looks 5

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:33 PM (2JoB8)

381 @363; well, to whoever is backing it all, those are features, not bugs ... said it 1ce already, the whole plan is Destruction, BAMN.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (a82Er)

382 "I missed the Twerking thread but saw when looking what I missed, first thought it was Tank
Posted by: Skip"

Count your blessings. The Daily Mail is pushing Lena stunning with her bikini body today.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

383 I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (i5lJm)

Famous last words.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Now what am I supposed to do with this beer?

Posted by: Miklos, holding at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (thbCK)

384 >>> 383 I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:09 PM (i5lJm)

Famous last words.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Now what am I supposed to do with this beer?
Posted by: Miklos, holding at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (thbCK)

If he didn't spit
you must finish it

Posted by: Johnnie Cochran at July 06, 2022 07:35 PM (llON8)

385 Blog is borked. Sometimes I can get in by disabling JavaScript.

Posted by: Emmie at July 06, 2022 07:36 PM (6RgRK)

386 Ace will probably include Lena's bikini photo shoot with all he other animal videos so you don't have to go looking for it.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:36 PM (sn5EN)

387 Count your blessings. The Daily Mail is pushing Lena stunning with her bikini body today.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)
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Thanks for the warning. Ace will of course punish us with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:36 PM (llXky)

388 One evening one of the carriers was leaving Norfolk and buddy and me decided to go look up close because we could, SP warned not to go past rope but have a look. Walking down to dock looking around ounc for a aircraft carrier, took some time to realize we were standing next to it but didn't look up

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (2JoB8)

389 Thinking about the Abortion rights folks and their messaging. I think they should probably just cut to the chase and tell the truth.

"Without abortion, easy hookups with strangers for casual sex and fulfillment of fetishes will end"

"Without abortion, you have to be responsible, who wants that?"

"Kill the babies, they are just expensive boat anchors that get in the way of partying"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

390 Ace will probably include Lena's bikini photo shoot with all he other animal videos so you don't have to go looking for it.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:36 PM (sn5EN)
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The link will say: "Playful St. Bernard thinks it's an elephant."

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)

391 Thanks for the warning. Ace will of course punish us with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:36 PM (llXky)
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We got that vision of netherworld beauty a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (5pTK/)

392 233 as they have no alternate savior to replace Biden with.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2022 06:52 PM

Only because I'm not being positioned for success.

Posted by: Kamala! 2022! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 06, 2022 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)
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Kneepads are sold at all Walmart stores.

Posted by: so she's got no excuse at July 06, 2022 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

393 Thanks for the warning. Ace will of course punish us with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd

And I thought Mr. Miyagi was a harsh teacher.

Posted by: Karate Miklos Kid at July 06, 2022 07:38 PM (thbCK)

394 A Pelsoi/Lena two'fer?

Ace is cruel but is Ace that cruel?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2022 07:38 PM (i5lJm)

395 63 Dang. I was looking forward to the Ace report on Pelosi's cleavage
Posted by: Dingbat at July 06, 2022 06:38 PM (gXrCE)


Oh, thank God! After all these decades stuck below the Earth's crust, they've finally decided to dispense with the bloody BBC ropes and send down two flat, beige-ish rescue devices! They appear to be descending ever so slowly--granted I've been down here for 52 years, so a little more waiting won't hurt--

Oh. Oh, dear.

Posted by: the Right Honourable Lambert Warbeck of the Wood Party at July 06, 2022 07:38 PM (DTX3h)

396 Yeah, that was supposed to be a cautionary tale...

Not a how to manual.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (oHd/0)
____________

The progression is cautionary tale --> how to manual --> documentary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

397 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

And... weirdly enough... I've only had the two kids we had with a planned pregnancy.

And been sexually active with quite a few women over the years.

There is this secret thing called Birth Control....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

398 The father of the IL shooter has bigger tits than his mother.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:40 PM (Irn0L)

399 took some time to realize we were standing next to it but didn't look up
Posted by: Skip

Yep

Or around

Posted by: that time Miklos went to a Stacey Abrams rally at July 06, 2022 07:40 PM (thbCK)

400 Safe travels, Captain !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

401 Impeach Clarence Thomas ? For fucking what, dumbass ? Ruling contrary to your wishes ?

This is awesome: "The President who campaigned on putting America back together again after four years of deep divisions appears to have stopped trying, supporters say.

"There's no fight," another Democratic member told CNN."


Huh. So puddin head Joe should be "fighting" to unit the country. Sure. That makes total sense

Posted by: deadrody at July 06, 2022 07:40 PM (SnywI)

402 More dumb, less smart... as the generations continue.

De-evolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

The wealthy and educated "smart" people have always been out numbered for centuries by the poor and uneducated who valued the extra labor. The idea that stupid people are just now outbreeding the smart people is retarded. It's straight up eugenicist propaganda.

Improvements in intelligence over the last two hundred years are almost entirely a result of nutrition and education. Any perceived backslide is mostly a result of collapsing morality.

Posted by: Sjg at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (gDSJf)

403 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

404 Bette Midler in a bikini > Lena Dunham in a bikini

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (76TD/)

405 "Without abortion, easy hookups with strangers for casual sex and fulfillment of fetishes will end"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 06, 2022 07:37 PM (5p7BC)
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They'll use the term "sexual freedom." I'm looking forward to the sex strike at the University of Michigan. Of course given the men that have there, it's no wonder that half the women are lesbians.

Posted by: Ace-Endored Author A.H. Lloyd at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (llXky)

406 The progression is cautionary tale --> how to manual --> documentary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:39 PM (YqDXo)
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1984 > Atlas Shrugged > Idiocracy

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (5pTK/)

407 The mood was fatalistic, according to three people on the call, which was also co-organized by the advocacy group Build Back Better Together

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Build Back Better with no Tools, Skillz or Plans

AKA Fuckin Shit Up

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (h1jJh)

408 Count your blessings. The Daily Mail is pushing Lena stunning with her bikini body today.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)
____________

Stunning comes in two flavors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

409 396 Yeah, that was supposed to be a cautionary tale...

Not a how to manual.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:24 PM (oHd/0)
____________

The progression is cautionary tale --> how to manual --> documentary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

Cautionary Tale > Conspiracy Theory > How To Manual > documentary > Rewritten History to make it Conservatives fault

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

410 There is this secret thing called Birth Control....
Posted by: Romeo13

The chicks who pronounce it "birf" have...advantages

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (thbCK)

411 Debra Messing was a thing for a while. But that while was a long while ago.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 06, 2022 07:42 PM (3vQN0)

412 The father of the IL shooter has bigger tits than his mother.

I am not going to go and verify if that is true... we know they lack the Hapsburg jawline.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:42 PM (76TD/)

413 Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

Posted by: sorry about the VD part at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (thbCK)

414 404 Bette Midler in a bikini > Lena Dunham in a bikini
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (76TD/)

Who wants to see the President of Earf in a thong?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (PiwSw)

415 If we get Bette in a bikini, I'm gonna give Anna the stink eye.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (5pTK/)

416 Posted by: Sjg at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (gDSJf)

You left out the most important part. Smarter people were more likely to survive to propagate, dumber people more likely to die early.

We made society safe... thus allowing the less intelligent to survive longer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

417 I cannot imagine anyone could look at young Crimo and not realize he's a bit off dead-center.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (YqDXo)

418 Speaking of barking moon bats . . .

RNC Research@RNCResearch
Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren: "We need to put a stop" to crisis pregnancy centers "right now."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (FVME7)

419 Who wants to see the President of Earf in a thong?

And suddenly a million Morons were heard tossing cookies into the porcelain goddess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:45 PM (76TD/)

420 Bette Midler in a bikini > Lena Dunham in a bikini
Posted by: Anna Puma

Both on Bikini Atoll for the Big Fireworks

Posted by: Miklos so suggests at July 06, 2022 07:45 PM (thbCK)

421 "I am not going to go and verify if that is true... we know they lack the Hapsburg jawline.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:42 PM (76TD/) "

but what about the vestigial tail ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:45 PM (a82Er)

422 Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 07:41 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: sorry about the VD part at July 06, 2022 07:43 PM (thbCK)

That's the first new hash I've had in years ......

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2022 07:46 PM (T4tVD)

423 Rosie Oh! Stupid, ugly, evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 07:46 PM (FVME7)

424 Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren: "We need to put a stop" to crisis pregnancy centers "right now."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

I mean, she must get pregnant once a month or so

Posted by: Miklos so doubts at July 06, 2022 07:47 PM (thbCK)

425 easy to check for hemophilia ... "slipped and fell while trying to escape" ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:47 PM (a82Er)

426 but what about the vestigial tail ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:45 PM (a82Er)
___________

When our younger son was little I told him he'd been born with a tail, and before we had it removed we could always tell when he was happy because he'd be wagging.

His therapy is coming along just fine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

427 If you Photoshop Crimo as a 1920s Okie....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (76TD/)

428 Messing said she'd gotten Joe Biden elected

-
As goes Messing, so goes the country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 06, 2022 07:48 PM (FVME7)

429 Crimo is one scary ugly dude

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (2JoB8)

430 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at July 06, 2022 07:49 PM (a82Er)

431 When our younger son was little I told him he'd been born with a tail, and before we had it removed we could always tell when he was happy because he'd be wagging.

His therapy is coming along just fine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

So.

Barney the Dinosaur song is YOUR FAULT

Posted by: Miklos, hopes you pay for ALL THE THERAPIES at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (thbCK)

432 Nood cafe

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (oGiDo)

433 Crimo is one scary ugly dude

And not much better in pancake makeup and a dress

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (76TD/)

434 You left out the most important part. Smarter people were more likely to survive to propagate, dumber people more likely to die early.

We made society safe... thus allowing the less intelligent to survive longer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

Families and tribes have been around for thousands of years to support their children to the point they could support themself and propagate. There isn't a horde of barely functional 55 IQ people suffering from genectic defects that are reproducing in vast numbers. There has been no "evolutionary pressure" at any time in our recorded history to support your point.

Posted by: Sjg at July 06, 2022 07:50 PM (gDSJf)

435 I cannot imagine anyone could look at young Crimo and not realize he's a bit off dead-center.

--

He's not quite as oddball looking kid whose name escapes me. The one with the big, creepy eyes that looked like an alien. Shot his mom before going to shoot up...what was it, a school? These weirdos are all blending together...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (sVtYq)

436
I cannot imagine anyone could look at young Crimo and not realize he's a bit off dead-center.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2022 07:44 PM


so, you're saying his bob is not plumb?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2022 07:51 PM (ENBF0)

437 From NJ, I do the eastern shore drive
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2022 07:31 PM (Irn0L)

***

Beautiful. Get south of Wilmington and you'd think you were in Wisconsin

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 06, 2022 07:54 PM (flINI)

438 The stupidity of it all. Corporations are paying for travel to abortions for their staff. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not have access to birth control They are going to pay for what? maybe three out of a workforce of hundreds? Kiss my ass because some people are too stupid to breathe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (zVESd)

439 424 Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren: "We need to put a stop" to crisis pregnancy centers "right now."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Why? FFS. This is how you know they are not pro choice, but pro abortion, and only pro abortion.

We can't let young women think maybe they should have the baby!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!11!!!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2022 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

440 AltonJackson, I would say that he couldn't find alignment between his cheese and cracker.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2022 07:58 PM (zVESd)

441 Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2022 07:55 PM (zVESd)

Has nothing to do with birth control and everything to do with companies encouraging abortions to avoid paying maternity leave and training costs from employee turnover.

Posted by: Sjg at July 06, 2022 08:00 PM (gDSJf)

442 Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren: "We need to put a stop" to crisis pregnancy centers "right now."

---

They need to make sure life is really bad for everybody so they can get their way...Just like they did with healthcare

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 06, 2022 08:09 PM (h1jJh)

443 how much money to make the 'teeth' ad go away? I can start a gofundme...

Posted by: Doug at July 06, 2022 08:39 PM (DDMS3)

444 Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy suggests that 7 percent of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

-------------

From 2017:

"We reached out to Lisa McComb, the senior vice president of communications for Dairy Management, Inc., about the survey. She confirmed that it’s not publicly available. “The purpose of the survey was to gauge some interesting and fun facts about consumers’ perceptions of dairy, not a scientific or academic study intended to be published,” she told us."

Posted by: Undocumented at July 06, 2022 08:40 PM (fNk3s)

445 The Biden and Harris administration don't do their Jobs.
They delegate someone else to do it for them, by gender, sexual orientation, color of skin, religion and money.
IF the delegated person succeeds Joe and Kamala take the credit, IF the delegated person fails the delegated person gets the blame publicly and is fired.

Posted by: obsidian at July 07, 2022 12:03 PM (3hV3u)

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