Ravensong Cafe

Master-Blaster runs Barkertown.

Cat brings candy to a baby. At least it's not a dead cricket or something.

Happy doggo.

Kitten massage parlor. No not the dirty kind.

The Long Con.

If you can't beat 'em, just sit around like a slug and let the mice walk all over you.

Cat's pimp hand is solid.

It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.

It's a gender reveal party that subverts your expectations.

Is that a beaver in your mouth or are you just glad to see me?

Singing raven🎶🎶pic.twitter.com/9ZEK7m9Xjm
— nftbadger (@nftbadger) July 7, 2022

Very funny game! 👍😂😂

pic.twitter.com/jBqbOMm6Nx
— Figen (@TheFigen) July 7, 2022

This explains why men have shorter lifespans than women.

It also explains numerous UFO sightings. 🔊🔊🔊 pic.twitter.com/L697uAcFq6
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) July 5, 2022

If this guy annoys you because he's interfering with other people's commute, don't even worry about it -- it ends well.

Cool video to start the day pic.twitter.com/kDYRHtdbGI
— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) July 7, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 08:01 PM

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1 Flaming skull below. Refractory period?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:03 PM (diceA)

2 Quokkas!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 08:06 PM (c8pZY)

3 Got to hit hay soon

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 08:06 PM (2JoB8)

4 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 07, 2022 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

5 Flaming skull below. Refractory period?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:03 PM (diceA)

I just need 15 minutes of peace and quiet to nap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2022 08:07 PM (4I/2K)

6 Please train the raven to say, “Nebermore”!

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2022 08:07 PM (REJkJ)

7 Always love the doggos

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 08:07 PM (ONvIw)

8 I notified them what's still downstairs.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 07, 2022 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

9 Cat brings candy to a baby.

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That cat is an agent of Big Dentistry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (FVME7)

10 I was expecting more of a flaming body lawn dart.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (DWXXm)

11 Finally got away from that old perv.

Posted by: Flaming Skull at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (mNhhD)

12 So are gender reveal parties instead of or in addition to a baby shower?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (DgWEj)

13 That's not candy the cat brought.
It's a cough drop.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (JdSZq)

14 Wassup?

Posted by: Squid at July 07, 2022 08:10 PM (qdTex)

15 just sit around like a slug and let the mice walk all over you.

-
GOPe cat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 08:11 PM (FVME7)

16 That last video is something. Was waiting for him to burst into flames. I bet the impact crater was lit.

I think quokkas are goofy looking but cute. I'd hug one and risk death doing so. Probably.

Posted by: turambar at July 07, 2022 08:11 PM (Gylu/)

17 Woke gender reveal parties are pink and blue and purple and orange, and end with a shrug.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 08:11 PM (2hil/)

18 Did Dave in Fla ever answer the question about how many types of fraud he thought there were during the 2020 election? I didn't see it if he did.

Posted by: jmel at July 07, 2022 08:11 PM (bVhJi)

19 Happy doggie indeed. I think it's a Shiba Inu but his ears are not perky.
Now get a video of a Shiba screaming.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 07, 2022 08:12 PM (eGTCV)

20 That baby must be cat-kin for the cat to willingly knock noggins with the little tyke.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 07, 2022 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

21 Often told my cats thought mice were electronic toys that the batteries would run out

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2022 08:12 PM (2JoB8)

22 Skater Boi is good and crazy.

YOLO.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 07, 2022 08:13 PM (R/m4+)

23 I have a happy smile on my face a reasonable amount of the time. But is it quokka-happy? I fear not.

I guess the good news is that their are further heights of happiness to scale.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 08:13 PM (2hil/)

24 That last video had a dope song and funny ending.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:14 PM (YglAn)

25 Café!!! and somebody emptied the ashtrays too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:14 PM (QUaXA)

26 Funny car-driver vs biker brief video:

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/
1543967681715392513

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 07, 2022 08:15 PM (yikp0)

27 Dana is pretty, she has to ditch the gigantic earrings though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:15 PM (sNA9o)

28 Café!!! and somebody emptied the ashtrays too.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:14 PM (QUaXA)

Probably CBD. I get the feeling he doesn't like mess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:16 PM (DgWEj)

29 What's filming the skate dude? Another skater?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:16 PM (0fVbu)

30 D'oh! I didn't see the skateboard video. That was trippy.

Posted by: turambar at July 07, 2022 08:17 PM (Gylu/)

31 29 What's filming the skate dude? Another skater?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:16 PM (0fVbu)

Someone who knows what I like.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 08:17 PM (2hil/)

32 Café!!! and somebody emptied the ashtrays too.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:14 PM (QUaXA)

Yeah, emptied them right into the vats of some winery we visited in Temecula. The wine was described as "Rich with leather and tobacco tones." but mostly tobacco as in old ciggy butts.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:17 PM (AiZBA)

33 Had a cat once. She would lie at the top of my pillow and massage my hair at night. If a claw dug in a bit too deep would thump her on the nose. No telling what she did while I was asleep. Never woke up with a bloody scalp as I recall.

Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 08:17 PM (AmoqO)

34 I'm back!

Pixyware wasn't playing well with my device for a while.

Posted by: fluffy at July 07, 2022 08:18 PM (UnQlg)

35 I thought maybe a drone he started with his phone but it pans over to the annoyed chick too well at the end.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:18 PM (0fVbu)

36 Singing Ravens??

Got out just in time.

Posted by: bEN rOETHLISBERGER at July 07, 2022 08:20 PM (FhXTo)

37 Napoleon, I was given a bottle of wine from Italy with Terra in the name and I swear they bottled the dirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:21 PM (QUaXA)

38 Flaming skull below. Refractory period?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:03 PM (diceA)

2 Quokkas!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 08:06 PM (c8pZY)
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One of these days we'll get a flaming quokka skull, which will tear a hole in the universe with its horrifying cuteness....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 08:21 PM (K5n5d)

39 Singing Ravens??

So 'quoth the Raven nevermore' is no more?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:21 PM (slnmt)

40 Whey-faced younger daughter of Bill Gates doing the bikini pics and kissing a black man pics on Instagram. Can the upside down twerking be far behind in the Watch Me Make A Spectacle of Myself Daddy I Hate You.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 08:22 PM (mNhhD)

41 40 Whey-faced younger daughter of Bill Gates doing the bikini pics and kissing a black man pics on Instagram. Can the upside down twerking be far behind in the Watch Me Make A Spectacle of Myself Daddy I Hate You.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 08:22 PM (mNhhD)

I think the nurse posing for the 'grief' video over the death of a patient is worse, but we are not spoiled for choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:23 PM (diceA)

42 Jordan61, He would do it once and then tell me to take my ass outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:23 PM (QUaXA)

43 I think the Dutch government is about to relearn an important lesson.

Starving the lower classes leads to riots. Starving the middle class leads to revolution. They'll be hunting members of parliament in the streets soon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2022 08:24 PM (u73oe)

44 Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 08:22 PM (mNhhD)

???

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:24 PM (YglAn)

45 I guess he is controlling the drone with a gadget in his hand. There are ones that will maintain proximity and focus on a subject.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (0fVbu)

46 ???
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:24 PM (YglAn)

????

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA)

47 How about some video of roller skaters?

https://youtu.be/GNW8ZPh4Sp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (slnmt)

48 Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2022 08:24 PM (u73oe)

Well let the Dutch be a lesson for the rest of the world.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:26 PM (YglAn)

49 Jordan61, He would do it once and then tell me to take my ass outside.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:23 PM (QUaXA)

LOL. I can perfectly picture him doing that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:26 PM (DgWEj)

50 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA)

?????

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:26 PM (YglAn)

51 As for the flaming crackhead post...

There are many many people who really need Winnie Mandela necklaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (slnmt)

52 Well let the Dutch be a lesson for the rest of the world.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:26

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Your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)

53 Holy smokes, Eva Vlaardinerbroek is hotter than Texas asphalt in the middle of summer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (sNA9o)

54 skater guy might have to pay to fix that guy's door? other than, kinda cool except, yeah, he risks hurting other people.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (Cus5s)

55 ?????
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:26 PM (YglAn)

??????

I can do this all day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA)

56 Or at least until the end of lunch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA)

57 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA)

?????
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:26 PM (YglAn)

Oooo, oooo, oooo, I know. Mysterian and the Question Marks.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:28 PM (AiZBA)

58 ???? is that a will ya/won't ya kind of moment???

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:29 PM (QUaXA)

59 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA)

???????

Let’s goooooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:30 PM (YglAn)

60 There are very few Dutch left alive who remember the hungerwinter of '44-'45

https://tinyurl.com/4twj8xw2

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:30 PM (slnmt)

61 Gender reveals are stupid. It's bad enough that the Patriarchy assigns gender at birth... but to assign gender to a clump of cells before it's even becomes a human life at birth or some undetermined time thereafter is mind-boggling. Gender shouldn't be "revealed" or even assigned! The... life form should decide its gender for itself after thoughtful guidance by its teachers, Tik Tok, and local gay bar drag queens. The birthing person or his/her/their doctor have no right to foist their hetero cis-normative poison on the poor life form! Follow the Science!

Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 08:31 PM (f7Cdr)

62 ???????

Let’s goooooooo
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:30 PM (YglAn)

????????

And look at the time. I surrender the field, before one of us blows the margins and because work beckons like Nazi Pelosi in a microkini.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:31 PM (diceA)

63 Or a long selfistick and cam that real-time obscures the stick. It reacts very quick to him stopping so I think a selfistick now.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:32 PM (0fVbu)

64 How about some video of roller skaters?

Yes, please. Very nice video. Hypnotizing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (/NCI4)

65 Ha Ha skater dude! Asshole.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (sn5EN)

66 Eva Vlaardinerbroek looks more than passing like my primary care nurse practitioner.

Seriously.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (BFigT)

67 Pelosi in a microkini.

Okay that is nuclear war

Stacey Abrams twerking while wearing only a thong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (slnmt)

68 Has anyone seen gref in the comments?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:34 PM (QUaXA)

69 We had an office barbecue this afternoon. Let me just tell you how awkward it is to be sitting with a nun and two priests who are discussing how much celibacy sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM (DgWEj)

70 Holy smokes, Eva Vlaardinerbroek is hotter than Texas asphalt in the middle of summer.

Hotter than a June Bride on a feather bed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM (8GBH4)

71 Stacey Abrams twerking while wearing only a thong.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (slnmt)

If the wind blows hard enough, would she whistle while she twerks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM (vI6Q8)

72 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM (T4tVD)

73 Did Ace mention Pelosi's um, you know, the thing?

Posted by: turambar at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (Gylu/)

74 Let me just tell you how awkward it is to be sitting with a nun and two priests who are discussing how much celibacy sucks.

I really wish the RCC would listen to them. It isn't healthy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (/NCI4)

75 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (Msys3)

76 Has anyone seen gref in the comments?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:34 PM (QUaXA)

Not today, I don't think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (DgWEj)

77 Alberta Oil Peon

Angling for a NEA grant?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (slnmt)

78 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (sNA9o)

She’s an absolute smoke show

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (YglAn)

79 There is nothing I would put past these people. They are emboldened and all filters are off. The more outrageous the better. Abrams twerking upside down is not beyond the range of possibilities.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (sn5EN)

80
73 Did Ace mention Pelosi's um, you know, the thing?
Posted by: turambar at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (Gylu

Shockingly, no.

I guess Cruel Ace is on vacation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (1I6o+)

81 >>Stacey Abrams twerking while wearing only a thong.

That would look like a Blue Whale's Eye, when it is trying to thread a sewing needle.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (uj06W)

82 Stacey Abrams twerking while wearing only a thong.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:33 PM (slnmt)

If the wind blows hard enough, would she whistle while she twerks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM (vI6Q

You don't want to be downwind of that thing. It would make the Yellowstone Caldera eruption look like a firecracker.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (AiZBA)

83 Oh Jordan61, no good response in that deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (QUaXA)

84 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 07, 2022 08:31 PM (diceA)

Can’t lie. I’m a little disappointed, I was hoping for an annoying epic thread people would remember for time immemorial.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:38 PM (YglAn)

85 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:27 PM (sNA9o)

She’s an absolute smoke show
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:36 PM (YglAn)

I agree. As another Moron said yesterday, one of the most beautiful women on Earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)

86 Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:37 PM (AiZBA)

When those cheeks clap it’s coliseum levels of noise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:39 PM (YglAn)

87 Jordan61, haven't seen him in weeks and I haven't gotten a reply to an email yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:39 PM (QUaXA)

88 "That would look like a Blue Whale's Eye, when it is trying to thread a sewing needle.
Posted by: garrett "

It would sound something like two sides of beef slapping together.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (sn5EN)

89 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)

First saw her on Bannon a year or so ago and I was stunned at how beautiful she was. And I don’t say that lightly.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (YglAn)

90 Jordan61, haven't seen him in weeks and I haven't gotten a reply to an email yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2022 08:39 PM (QUaXA)

I'm going to email you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (DgWEj)

91 If the wind blows hard enough, would she whistle while she twerks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:35 PM

Would more likely sound like a bassoon, or a tuba. or a vuvuzela.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (x8Wzq)

92 66 Eva Vlaardinerbroek looks more than passing like my primary care nurse practitioner.

does she treat erections that last for more than 4 hours ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (us2H3)

93 47 How about some video of roller skaters?

https://youtu.be/GNW8ZPh4Sp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (slnmt)

New Orleans style Running of the bulls:

https://tinyurl.com/2nc6nxmt

Posted by: Javems at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (AmoqO)

94
Eva V. (not even going to try to type the name) is a good 'un. She has a Substack, which she started during the mRNA mandates.

She has fire in her loins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

95 >>You don't want to be downwind of that thing. It would make the Yellowstone Caldera eruption look like a firecracker.

She wants a Rimjob she gotta go to Pep Boys.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 08:41 PM (uj06W)

96 Or an alpenhorn.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

97 May'n, Sheryl Nome, sings "Don't Be Late" from Macross Frontier

https://youtu.be/_9AfF_0Pidg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:41 PM (slnmt)

98 Would more likely sound like a bassoon, or a tuba. or a vuvuzela.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07

Foghorn?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 07, 2022 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

99 Her butt's so big they spell it "butte".

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:42 PM (sn5EN)

100 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

Funny. So do I.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:42 PM (YglAn)

101 Or an alpenhorn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

Tweeeeeeeerkola!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (vI6Q8)

102 Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (us2H3)

I mean, if it’s going on that long? Remain blessed.

Namaste.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (YglAn)

103 Her butt's so big they spell it "butte".
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:42 PM (sn5EN)

Heh, good one.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (AiZBA)

104 The Men Live video....

Some men live.... and some MEN LIVE.

May have to rewatch Second Hand Lions tonight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

105 >>Foghorn?

Posted by: She Hobbit

Leghorn

Posted by: DB at July 07, 2022 08:44 PM (geLO8)

106 Sarah. Show us your tits.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (uj06W)

107 Oh shit! Lol

Posted by: Heavy Squats at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (8P2Ro)

108 Sorry boys. Looks like Will Witt from PragerU cuffed her.

Good for him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (YglAn)

109 She has fire in her loins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07

That sounds painful.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (ftFVW)

110 So the Grand Canyon of rim jobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (slnmt)

111 Leghorn
Posted by: DB at July 07

I say, uh, uh, I say, cover it up boy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 07, 2022 08:46 PM (ftFVW)

112 Eva V. (not even going to try to type the name) is a good 'un. She has a Substack, which she started during the mRNA mandates.

She has fire in her loins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

Reminds me of Tiger Woods hot wife.

Be Tiger Woods.
Be richest athlete ever.
Have hottest wife on planet.
Cheat on hottest wife on planet with skanky stripper.

Don't be Tiger Woods.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 08:46 PM (1I6o+)

113 Sarah I've got $92 if you will come over here and work from my home. Heck I'll even make it $ninety five.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:46 PM (sn5EN)

114 She has fire in her loins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07

That sounds painful.

Alas Halon has been banned.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:46 PM (slnmt)

115 Sarah, i told you last night to take your shtick to Democratic Underground. The mob there is dumb enough to be sucked in to your bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (vI6Q8)

116 @109

>>Good for him.

Their babies will either be the most beautiful children ever conceived or hideous trolls.

This is the way of the universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (sNA9o)

117 So the Grand Canyon of rim jobs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (slnmt)

*types*
*deletes*
Oumuamua

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (AiZBA)

118 Posted by: Sarah at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (8U2ND)

Hey Sarah! Did your knees heal up okay?

Rug burns are a bitch!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (1I6o+)

119 what hte f is that top animul?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (ex2Cx)

120 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (sNA9o)

Man. I wanna argue but I can’t.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:47 PM (YglAn)

121 Mass freedom and lace wigs, nothing better on this earth.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 07, 2022 08:48 PM (mCh4j)

122 47 How about some video of roller skaters?

https://youtu.be/GNW8ZPh4Sp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:25 PM (slnmt)

Damn... brings me back to good times... San Diego early 80's, skatin on the sidewalks near the beach...

Going to be down there for a week at the end of the month... may have to find some skates...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2022 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

123 that whole "largest food exporters" thang. I kept hearing Netherlands was #2, close to the US. But they are sixth overall, USA is more than triple what the Netherlands exports (based in USD). But for tiny Netherlands, still impressive.

1 United States 72,682,349.79
2 Germany 34,628,800.73
3 United Kingdom 29,540,218.71
4 China 25,152,286.27
5 France 24,114,557.76
6 Netherlands 23,271,570.93

Netherlands is #2 though when including flowers and live plants. There are YouTube videos on that huge flower market ... pretty amazing.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 08:49 PM (Cus5s)

124 anybody have Robert Reich's e-mail address? We could fix him up with Sarah. With his vast knowledge of economics, they could soon own the Moon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:50 PM (vI6Q8)

125 Thousand Millimeter Reich would not satisfy Sarah ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:51 PM (slnmt)

126 never get in dutch with a dyke

Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

127 Damn... brings me back to good times... San Diego early 80's, skatin on the sidewalks near the beach...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07

Oh, like in the famous 1980 art documentary Xanadu?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 07, 2022 08:52 PM (ftFVW)

128 "anybody have Robert Reich's e-mail address? "

I searched the Internet and came up short. I'm afraid Sarah would find the same thing.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 08:52 PM (sn5EN)

129 You may think that raven is cute now, but he's stealing your shit when you're not looking.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 08:52 PM (0ocXn)

130 anybody have Robert Reich's e-mail address? We could fix him up with Sarah. With his vast knowledge of economics, they could soon own the Moon.

Isn't it Robert.3rd.Reich@badthinking.com?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 07, 2022 08:52 PM (Bd6X8)

131 Skater boys playing roller derby (and texting) crash into me, there will be injuries. Yours.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 07, 2022 08:53 PM (jRQbu)

132 Tim Pool's had a guest lately, a bottle-blonde with a moonface and big eyes. She's easy to look at.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 08:53 PM (qpX6U)

133 Posted by: Sarah at July 07, 2022 08:43 PM (8U2ND)

wut u waring ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2022 08:54 PM (us2H3)

134 Are we sure that's a raven and not a crow?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 08:54 PM (kf6Ak)

135 Skater boys playing roller derby (and texting) crash into me, there will be injuries. Yours.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 07, 2022 08:53 PM (jRQbu)

Note to self: Steer clear of the Commissar.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 08:54 PM (AiZBA)

136 I just read the following statement on the back of a bottle of peanut oil:

Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil

Gee, ya think??

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 07, 2022 08:55 PM (wYs5L)

137 May'n at Anime Central 2017 in Chicago performing "Diamond Crevasse" from Macross Frontier

https://youtu.be/SJgh9FMnWlc

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:56 PM (slnmt)

138 Are we sure that's a raven and not a crow?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 08:54 PM (kf6Ak)

Calls for a "show caws" hearing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 08:56 PM (vI6Q8)

139 I recall when Rush had his TV show, and every time talked about Reich it featured a still photo of him at a podium where all you could see was the top of his head. I laughed hard every time.

Lord I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:56 PM (x8Wzq)

140 I don't believe there is such an animal as the quokka. It's as made up as the jackalope.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 08:57 PM (5HLLH)

141 Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 08:53 PM (qpX6U)

Have a hard time listening to Pool even though he has on people I like. He’s definitely an ally but he’s mushy

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (YglAn)

142 what hte f is that top animul?
Posted by: rhennigantx

A quokka.

And, apparently, just out of the frame, an otter.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (P1f+c)

143 141 I don't believe there is such an animal as the quokka. It's as made up as the jackalope.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Australia is an imaginary continent

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (kf6Ak)

144 I saw a bicycle courier run into an opening car door years ago in DC. Do they even have bicycle couriers anymore?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (lz5hY)

145 "anybody have Robert Reich's e-mail address?"

He's a 'professor' at Berkeley. You can try his secretary:
'By appointment via Aarin Walker: gspp-execasst@berkeley.edu.'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (qpX6U)

146 I wonder if the rocketeer burned up before landing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (VwHCD)

147 140 I recall when Rush had his TV show, and every time talked about Reich it featured a still photo of him at a podium where all you could see was the top of his head. I laughed hard every time.

Lord I miss Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 08:56 PM (x8Wzq

Rush could cut with a razor. His bit on DeNang Dick Blumenthal was always a good laugh too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (mE7cY)

148 Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil

Gee, ya think??
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 07, 2022 08:55 PM (wYs5L)

Oil? Gack!!!! (readies bottle of Krazy Glue, while searching Bicentennialguy's address)

Posted by: stunned euro protester at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (vI6Q8)

149 >>> Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil

Gee, ya think??
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 07, 2022 08:55 PM (wYs5L)

A package of peanuts generally has a warning that it may contain peanuts.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (0fVbu)

150 I just read the following statement on the back of a bottle of peanut oil:
Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil
Gee, ya think??
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

It could have been bottled in a facility that trucks in peanut oil, but that seems like a lot of work to get around stupid government warning label rules.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (P1f+c)

151 Australia is a myth. Much like the moon landing or Rhode Island.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (u73oe)

152 Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil

Gee, ya think??
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 07, 2022 08:55 PM (wYs5L)

A package of peanuts generally has a warning that it may contain peanuts.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (0fVbu)

Lawyers, ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live without 'em.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (AiZBA)

153 >>> Have a hard time listening to Pool even though he has on people I like. He’s definitely an ally but he’s mushy
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (YglAn)

Pool has found a hook to make money. The end.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (0fVbu)

154 I don't believe there is such an animal as the quokka. It's as made up as the jackalope.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Australia is an imaginary continent
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 07, 2022 08:58 PM (kf6Ak)

Well I can positively disagree because we just happen to have 2 authentic, stuffed Jackalopes. And a Chupacabra, too. /so there.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

155 A package of peanuts generally has a warning that it may contain peanuts.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 08:59 PM (0fVbu)

I wonder if elephants are required to wear such a label? Some of them contain peanuts, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (vI6Q8)

156 Apparently now Putin is saying he wants Alaska back. Putin is a master troll if nothing else

Posted by: azjaeger at July 07, 2022 09:02 PM (3/XaG)

157 "Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil"

Your guarantee that it's 100% pure delicious wholesome peanut oil.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:02 PM (qpX6U)

158 I've got a big foot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:02 PM (mE7cY)

159 >>> 107 Sarah. Show us your tits.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (uj06W)

The web page is a scam. The tits are *not* online.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

160 I've seen some jackalopes in the wild, but it's always does. or bucks just after shedding their antlers. Crafty bastards.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

161 Pencil-dick shooter said...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NEW - Highland Park gunman while building a tiny home in the backyard of his parents' house: "What's up communists?" and "Death to America."

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1544941208136458240

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 07, 2022 09:04 PM (yikp0)

162 Don't fall for it; Sarah is really getting $20- same as in town.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

163 Well I can positively disagree because we just happen to have 2 authentic, stuffed Jackalopes. And a Chupacabra, too. /so there.
Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

No love for ssasmars?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:04 PM (vI6Q8)

164 Don't fall for it; Sarah is really getting $20- same as in town.
Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

well done.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (AiZBA)

165 Highland Park shooter also had a sex doll that he liked to hang in his closet.

Literally. Noose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (mE7cY)

166 Sometimes I contain peanuts but ain't nobody gonna put no label on me.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (sn5EN)

167 >>> 124 that whole "largest food exporters" thang. I kept hearing Netherlands was #2, close to the US. But they are sixth overall, USA is more than triple what the Netherlands exports (based in USD). But for tiny Netherlands, still impressive.

1 United States 72,682,349.79
2 Germany 34,628,800.73
3 United Kingdom 29,540,218.71
4 China 25,152,286.27
5 France 24,114,557.76
6 Netherlands 23,271,570.93

Netherlands is #2 though when including flowers and live plants. There are YouTube videos on that huge flower market ... pretty amazing.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 08:49 PM (Cus5s)

I thought it was some sort of rate comparison; exports per capita or maybe acreage. Somehow I doubt the Netherlands has almost 1/3 the arable land of the US (and look at CHYna, especially in terms of *rate*...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (llON8)

168 Quokka!

Posted by: DaisyB at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (Hswbs)

169 That roller girls vid is lifted from a Chet Faker video: tinyurl.com/3994hz72. Thought I admit its a good fit for the Dire Straits song.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (f7Cdr)

170 Lord I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Ditto.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

171 "Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil"

Your guarantee that it's 100% pure delicious wholesome peanut oil.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted

Burl Ives, 'Goober Peas'

https://youtu.be/fhDxFfJY00Y

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2022 09:06 PM (Msys3)

172 >>>I don't believe there is such an animal as the quokka. It's as made up as the jackalope.
Posted by: JuJuBee

>Let's discuss Dr. Jill Biden. When Joe crashed on his granddaughter's bicycle, Dr. Jill veered off on a trajectory 180 degrees out and away. The fucking aliens are using him like pimp.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (0ocXn)

173 105 I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised

I remember that episode of Beavis and Butthead. The one where they call the naughty line and they show the woman on the other end is old, chubby, and in a bathrobe smoking a cigarette

Posted by: azjaeger at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (3/XaG)

174 Well I can positively disagree because we just happen to have 2 authentic, stuffed Jackalopes. And a Chupacabra, too. /so there.
Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

No love for ssasmars?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:04 PM (vI6Q

That's nothing. At a scout campout I actually caught a snipe.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (AiZBA)

175 Netherlands is #2 though when including flowers and live plants.

Ya can eat some of those but not a lot.

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

176 I should know, but forget - are wine and beer and booze and chocolate counted under food exports? Gotta think a fair amount of Germany's total is those, along with meat (processed, sausage).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (OTzUX)

177 So the Grand Canyon of rim jobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 08:45 PM (slnmt)

Changing her oil ain't no easy feat either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 09:07 PM (JOtiF)

178 A love doll in the closet?

Crimo was doing a Carradine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:09 PM (slnmt)

179 A love doll in the closet?

Crimo was doing a Carradine?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:09 PM (slnmt)

That whole family is fucked up.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (AiZBA)

180 The news stories I've read claimed that the Netherlands are the second largest "agricultural" exporter in the world. As illiniwek noted that would include flower and live plants, and would exclude (I believe) meat, dairy, processed foods, etc.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (f7Cdr)

181 That's nothing. At a scout campout I actually caught a snipe.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Easy enough with the right kind of snipe-hunting bag.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (P1f+c)

182 Pool's got Kari Lake tonite. There's something about her mien that I don't trust. Too polished, too slick. Too many eagles in her campaign lit imagery.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (qpX6U)

183 Like many other Leftists families, the Crimo family puts the "Dis" in disfunctional.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:12 PM (slnmt)

184 171 Lord I miss Rush Limbaugh

Sometimes I think Rush's head would have exploded. He always seemed to have underlying respect for the establishment and it's figures, and it might have been devastating for him to see what we have seen of the near total rot and worthlessness of the functionaries. I still think Trump's biggest issue was that he believed there were only a few bad apples and the good people would rally to him if he made it safe for them to do so. No idea of how corrupt nearly everyone was.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 07, 2022 09:12 PM (3/XaG)

185 141 I don't believe there is such an animal as the quokka. It's as made up as the jackalope.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2022 08:57 PM (5HLLH)

I thought a quokka is a type of rough side-out leather high-top shoe with a rubber sole, mostly worn by Brits in deserts.

;-)

Posted by: GLSD at July 07, 2022 09:12 PM (AMIL/)

186 Pool's got Kari Lake tonite. There's something about her mien that I don't trust. Too polished, too slick. Too many eagles in her campaign lit imagery.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (qpX6U)

Well, she was a TV newsface for many years, so she probably knows how to manipulate media.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:12 PM (vI6Q8)

187 >>> Highland Park shooter also had a sex doll that he liked to hang in his closet.
Literally. Noose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:05 PM (mE7cY)

Yeah, we all got bonuses for this latest one.

Posted by: Your Alphabet Agencies at July 07, 2022 09:13 PM (0fVbu)

188 Rush Limbaugh's favorite brand of Peanut Oil was "Chok Fulla Dolphin" brand Peanut Oil.

Even if it wasn't've, it oughta've.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2022 09:13 PM (tkOps)

189 "Lord I miss Rush Limbaugh. "

Brought a bit of sanity and lots of wisdom to this nutty world. I always felt better after listening to him no matter how crazy the new was that day.

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2022 09:13 PM (gLRfa)

190 A love doll in the closet?

Crimo was doing a Carradine?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:09 PM (slnmt)

That whole family is fucked up.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (AiZBA)

I guessed that from the face and neck tatoos.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2022 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

191 "That's nothing. At a scout campout I actually caught a snipe."

They excluded me from the snipe hunt because I failed at the smoke-bender hunt. The kind of humiliation that builds character.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:14 PM (qpX6U)

192 Too many eagles in her campaign lit imagery.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted

I saw Too Many Eagles open for the Eagles Of Death Metal at The Grey Eagle Music Hall in '09.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 09:15 PM (P1f+c)

193 *scrolls through upcoming anime related conventions*

Anime Weekend Atlanta can burn to the ground.

They are requiring attendees to prove they either had the Wuhan Flu shot and boosters or a Covid 19 negative test that is no more than three days old when picking up a con badge.

Plus requiring the wearing of a mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:15 PM (slnmt)

194 This site explains it: https://tinyurl.com/2p85eckt

NL's ag exports may be far lower in tonnage, but they're of relatively high value, hence their #2 rank.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 09:16 PM (f7Cdr)

195 Wonder what Limbaugh's private thoughts were about McCarthy, who apparently was some kind of friend. He's really gone off the shallow end, badly, in recent times, but of course had a jaw-dropping naivete about DOJ/etc even when Rush was still alive. Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 07, 2022 09:17 PM (OTzUX)

196 Instead of being the "Food On The Kitchen Table" Administration, I was hoping Joe Biden would focus to become the George Clooney "Rubber Nipples" Administration.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 07, 2022 09:18 PM (0ocXn)

197 They are requiring attendees to prove they either had the Wuhan Flu shot and boosters or a Covid 19 negative test that is no more than three days old when picking up a con badge.

Plus requiring the wearing of a mask.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:15 PM (slnmt)

Funny, you don't need any of that bullshit to go to Sturgis. Or a gun show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:18 PM (vI6Q8)

198 "I thought it was some sort of rate comparison; exports per capita or maybe acreage."

yeah, I thought that at first. But those are raw numbers, total exports in USD. China is #1 in many individual things like many fruits, and I think maybe fish (where they steal from other nations) ... but they have a lot of mouths to feed.

The "bottom grounds" along the Mississippi are very productive here, perhaps the Netherlands "bottom lands" are the same, idk. And they probably produce a lot of "value added" vegetables, not so much corn, wheat, soybeans ... but I am guessing.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 09:20 PM (Cus5s)

199 NL's ag exports may be far lower in tonnage, but they're of relatively high value, hence their #2 rank.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 09:16 PM (f7Cdr)

Might be interesting to see food-exporting countries ranked by the dietary calorie value of their exports. Which country actually fills the most bellies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:20 PM (vI6Q8)

200 *scrolls through upcoming anime related conventions*

Anime Weekend Atlanta can burn to the ground.

They are requiring attendees to prove they either had the Wuhan Flu shot and boosters or a Covid 19 negative test that is no more than three days old when picking up a con badge.

Plus requiring the wearing of a mask.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:15 PM (slnmt)

Son went to an anime convention in LA last weekend. Masks were required but not vaccines or tests.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 09:21 PM (DgWEj)

201 What's the dirty kind of kitten massage parlor? It can't be worse than kitten juggling!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:21 PM (0fVbu)

202 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:18 PM (vI6Q

I like guns, anime and am agnostic about Sturgis but would go at some point.

That said it’s completely unsurprising that an anime convention would require that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (YglAn)

203
Just read this on the Guidestones. "Robert Christian", the pseudonymous mysterious fellow who contracted for their creation, wrote a book, explaining the meaning (sort of vaguely), entitled "Common Sense Renewed".

There were only 200 copies printed. 100 were paperback, and another 100 were leather bound. Each of the latter were numbered and signed by hand.

Christian's identity is claimed to be a Dr. Herbert Hinzie Kersten, died in 2005.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

204 AoP

What is worse, AWA is at the end of October. This is the start of July. And they only have one guest listed.

There is no way I would buy early tickets to attend a convention where the only guest is someone I have never heard of.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (slnmt)

205 188 Rush Limbaugh's favorite brand of Peanut Oil was "Chok Fulla Dolphin" brand Peanut Oil.

Even if it wasn't've, it oughta've.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2022 09:13 PM (tkOps)
Tomorrow, I am going to have a couple of warm beers and smoke a cigar on the deck, hell it'll probably only be 98 degrees or so at 2000 hours. I'll think of Rush and our moron friends who are gone now. GOD love 'em all.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

206 Anyone see the BLM group storming a retirement home in NC in search of an 80 year old white woman who was supposedly responsible for the lynch mob sent after Emmitt Till?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

207 Son went to an anime convention in LA last weekend. Masks were required but not vaccines or tests.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2022 09:21 PM (DgWEj)

Heh. I saw a guy out on his lawn tractor, mowing grass, yesterday, wearing a blue paper mask. But he might have had it on for reason of dust and mosquitos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (vI6Q8)

208 That's why the Ukie/Russian war is a big deal - between the two, represent about 13% of the total world calorie exports.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2022 09:24 PM (ByFnw)

209 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

I heard it was Ted Turner

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 09:24 PM (YglAn)

210 Anyone see the BLM group storming a retirement home in NC in search of an 80 year old white woman who was supposedly responsible for the lynch mob sent after Emmitt Till?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

That's what 30 round magazines are for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:25 PM (XIJ/X)

211 Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

Amen to that

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 09:26 PM (YglAn)

212 "McCarthy, who apparently was some kind of friend. He's really gone off the shallow end, badly, in recent times, but of course had a jaw-dropping naivete about DOJ/etc even when Rush was still alive. Sad!"

imo many people that have deep ties and alliances "Inside the Machine" become blind to the corruption, can't accept their friends could be so evil. It is a sort of Stockholm syndrome, or battered wife syndrome ... or just the nature of man (the beast).

So any with a career inside, just hate to break all those bonds, and it is probably an internal thang they don't recognize. ... Retiring probably clears their mind a little, but still, that is their world, and if they reject it, they have to reject a lot of what made them "important".

It would take a very compelling reason to do that ... easier to bask in the glory days, keep the pension intact, reject that it might be "blood money" to some extent.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 09:26 PM (Cus5s)

213 The news stories I've read claimed that the Netherlands are the second largest "agricultural" exporter in the world. As illiniwek noted that would include flower and live plants, and would exclude (I believe) meat, dairy, processed foods, etc.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 07, 2022 09:10 PM (f7Cdr)

The wife used to go their on business trips. She used to bring back tulip bulbs since they seem to be known for that stuff. She would give some of them to family and friends. Have to admit, they looked pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (VwHCD)

214 Well time to do other stuff, like dishes. Yay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (slnmt)

215 it'll probably only be 98 degrees or so at 2000 hours.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

Don't forget your sweater!

Posted by: Eromero's mom at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (XIJ/X)

216 207 Heh. I saw a guy out on his lawn tractor, mowing grass, yesterday, wearing a blue paper mask. But he might have had it on for reason of dust and mosquitos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (vI6Q

Gotta admit, having these masks around is really handy for sanding, using a Dremel on razors, and other random garage tasks.

Posted by: Splunge at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (2hil/)

217 agnostic about Sturgis but would go at some point.

That said it’s completely unsurprising that an anime convention would require that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (YglAn)

Never go to the Sturgis rally. Like a plague they descend. And the radius of infiltration is vast. Tried visiting Devil's Tower, Wyoming in August one year, and I got the hell out, because there was no way in hell I was gonna get into the park before dark. hell, I couldn't even find a place to park at the store to get a pop. Visit that part of the country in any month that ain't August.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

218 Anime Weekend Atlanta can burn to the ground.

They are requiring attendees to prove they either had the Wuhan Flu shot and boosters or a Covid 19 negative test that is no more than three days old when picking up a con badge.

Plus requiring the wearing of a mask.
Posted by: Anna Puma

It's funny how anime is the least-woke sort of entertainment you can get--one of this season's series is titled "slave harem in the labyrinth of the other world"--but "professional" anime people, like the ones at anime news network, are the wokest weirdos out there.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

219 >> I heard it was Ted Turner

He well could've been behind it. "Robert Christian" was the front man for the group behind it. They had a lot of money behind the project.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

220 About Elberton granite industry, I think I read somewhere that an Indiana delegation contracted a monument to one of their Generals killed during the War Between The States. They visited Elberton in the late 1800s and remarked how much the carved statue looked like the General. The owner told them he was not surprised the likeness was so accurate since the stonecarver was the Georgia rifleman who shot that General.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

221 Have to admit, they looked pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:28 PM (VwHCD)

Last time I was in Holland I went to a grocery store to pick up stuff for dinner at a friend's house. The florist section of the store was better than anything I have ever seen in America.

They do not fvck around when it comes to flowers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:30 PM (XIJ/X)

222 >>> 203
Just read this on the Guidestones. "Robert Christian", the pseudonymous mysterious fellow who contracted for their creation, wrote a book, explaining the meaning (sort of vaguely), entitled "Common Sense Renewed".

There were only 200 copies printed. 100 were paperback, and another 100 were leather bound. Each of the latter were numbered and signed by hand.

Christian's identity is claimed to be a Dr. Herbert Hinzie Kersten, died in 2005.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

Uh huh. That name returns several results claiming he was a white supremacist and was connected to David Duke. For some reason I doubt this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 09:30 PM (llON8)

223 I'm pretty sure the whole deal for Musk buying Twitter was an elaborate troll to get them to release their numbers on spam accounts.

Rumors are the deal is about to fall through because Twitter can't verify the actual account numbers.

Which I think was always the point.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

224 >>> Christian's identity is claimed to be a Dr. Herbert Hinzie Kersten, died in 2005.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

And leftists are saying that because herb liked david duke he was therefore "rightwing". Leftist's inability to accept their role as the baddies is making modern society fatiguing. I wish they would just can the crap, admit what they are, and let's have at it. The whole business of modern day nazis calling their opponents nazis and retconning their nazi past is stupid and I have no patience for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:32 PM (0fVbu)

225 Anyone see the BLM group storming a retirement home in NC in search of an 80 year old white woman who was supposedly responsible for the lynch mob sent after Emmitt Till?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

That's what 30 round magazines are for.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:25 PM (XIJ/X)

And belt feds, and claymores, and bazookas, spike pits, moats, hot oil pots, etc. Oh yeah, trebuchets to be used as corpse chuckers so you can return to sender.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:32 PM (VwHCD)

226 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

Speaking of disturbing things I learned about The Finders today listening to a three part podcast about Jeffrey Epstein.

And hooooooly fuck some serious brain bleach.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 07, 2022 09:32 PM (YglAn)

227 I brung my work computer home because a cow-orker had a family member "test positive," and stopped by to gather his stuff to work at home. So I am poised to work at home depending on what the office announcements say.

I am not Wuhan-bug paranoid. I fucking hate the mask, and the baffling paranoia that abounds. This ain't rabies, you guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

228 Last time I was in Holland I went to a grocery store to pick up stuff for dinner at a friend's house. The florist section of the store was better than anything I have ever seen in America.

They do not fvck around when it comes to flowers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:30 PM (XIJ/X)

Exactly what Mrs B said.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:33 PM (VwHCD)

229

Here is the obit for Kersten:

https://tinyurl.com/2qk947az

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:33 PM (Mzdiz)

230 Rumors are the deal is about to fall through because Twitter can't verify the actual account numbers.

Which I think was always the point.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

It's a done deal. If Musk didn't do his due diligence, he shouldn't have made the flat offer.
Now, the PRICE may change...

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (cPGH3)

231 I visited Devil's Tower in 1975. It really is amazing. It's probably even more awesome now with the elevators and ziplines and casino.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (qpX6U)

232
It's a done deal. If Musk didn't do his due diligence, he shouldn't have made the flat offer.
Now, the PRICE may change...
Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (cPGH3

I don't think so. Musk had a contingency in the offer based on verification of users.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (mE7cY)

233 Zac Brown Band has a song called Junkyard. Man, this is a fooking good song. You'll never hear this one on the radio.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)

234 Rumors are the deal is about to fall through because Twitter can't verify the actual account numbers.

Which I think was always the point.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

If this is true, then Elon Musk will retire the "Master Troll" trophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:35 PM (XIJ/X)

235 I don't think so. Musk had a contingency in the offer based on verification of users.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I've never read that. I'd like to think that. Source?

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

236 From Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day, the whole Black Hills area is nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 09:36 PM (89T5c)

237 You know, I was just thinking as long as Biden is beating up on gas station owners to bring down the price of gas, maybe he could force them to lower the price of their beef jerky too. It is way out of line and should be sold at cost. The American public needs this Joe.

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)

238 >>> I visited Devil's Tower in 1975. It really is amazing. It's probably even more awesome now with the elevators and ziplines and casino.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Dismounted at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (qpX6U)

I made a living room sized model out of mashed potatoes. It was as good as being there.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:38 PM (0fVbu)

239
I was not aware of the David Duke thing. This is the first I've heard of Kersten, and that some claim he was "Robert Christian".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 07, 2022 09:39 PM (Mzdiz)

240 From Memorial Day weekend to Labor Day, the whole Black Hills area is nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 09:36 PM (89T5c)

Especially during the Sturgis rally.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:39 PM (VwHCD)

241 "The news stories I've read claimed that the Netherlands are the second largest "agricultural" exporter in the world. As illiniwek noted that would include flower and live plants, and would exclude (I believe) meat, dairy, processed foods, etc." Posted by: Average Guy

idk, the article I saw mention chicken and milk as ag exports. I was a horticulture major so should know these distinctions, but I kinda coasted through college. heh Of course flowers are ornamental horticulture, not fruits and vegies, but still in the college of agriculture.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

242 237 You know, I was just thinking as long as Biden is beating up on gas station owners to bring down the price of gas, maybe he could force them to lower the price of their beef jerky too. It is way out of line and should be sold at cost. The American public needs this Joe.
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)
And quit chaining the shitter key to a cement block too.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 09:40 PM (0OP+5)

243 210 Anyone see the BLM group storming a retirement home in NC in search of an 80 year old white woman who was supposedly responsible for the lynch mob sent after Emmitt Till?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

That's what 30 round magazines are for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:25 PM (XIJ/X)
***
Yup.
And a KBar for close work.
Don't fu*k with granny when she's pissed off.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

244 You know, I was just thinking as long as Biden is beating up on gas station owners to bring down the price of gas, maybe he could force them to lower the price of their beef jerky too. It is way out of line and should be sold at cost. The American public needs this Joe.
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 09:37 PM (PTDkx)

My son said something funny along these lines: I hope to reach a financial status where the price of beef jerky doesn't make me angry.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 07, 2022 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

245 230 Rumors are the deal is about to fall through because Twitter can't verify the actual account numbers.

Which I think was always the point.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

It's a done deal. If Musk didn't do his due diligence, he shouldn't have made the flat offer.
Now, the PRICE may change...
Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 09:34 PM (cPGH3)

Even assuming things were generally unfavorable for Musk and some contracts were already sign, it should just be some payment to cancel the deal.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 09:41 PM (b2nrj)

246 I was a horticulture major so should know these distinctions, but I kinda coasted through college.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

so... you were using you're schooling to grow some good weed in the dorm closet I take it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

247 The log roll thing is kinda cool as long as I was next to Mary Sue Landers while rolling around on the floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

248
Uh huh. That name returns several results claiming he was a white supremacist and was connected to David Duke. For some reason I doubt this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2022 09:30 PM (llON

Why? That would explain the 500,000,000 people number if all they wanted was white people, no? Not sure but that's probably how many white people were in the world in 1980 - or how many they wanted.

White Supremacy has long been a hallmark of the Democommie Left, I don't see the issue.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

249 If this is true, then Elon Musk will retire the "Master Troll" trophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:35 PM (XIJ/X)

He will still be on the hook for One Beeelion Dollars though if the sale doesn't complete. If he can't lawyer himself out of that fee, it'll be the most expensive trolling in history.

And they will still be blacklisting conservatives forever.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (JOtiF)

250 >>> The log roll thing is kinda cool as long as I was next to Mary Sue Landers while rolling around on the floor.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

I was just gratified it wasn't trannies twerking.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (0fVbu)

251 you were using you're schooling to grow some good weed in the dorm closet I take it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

I had a friend in college who was an accomplished amateur mycologist. He grew Psilocybin mushrooms, and made a ton of money!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)

252 Even assuming things were generally unfavorable for Musk and some contracts were already sign, it should just be some payment to cancel the deal.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

Well, thinking about it some... if the company was not what it was purported to be, and Musk can prove that, not only might the deal be off, but the company itself (directors, etc) could be sued to hell and back.
More importantly, the advertisers, who were promised certain numbers, have huge suits.
Discovery is a bitch, eh?

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2022 09:46 PM (cPGH3)

253
I was just gratified it wasn't trannies twerking.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (0fVbu)

Watch that table hop!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:46 PM (anj39)

254 249 If this is true, then Elon Musk will retire the "Master Troll" trophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:35 PM (XIJ/X)

He will still be on the hook for One Beeelion Dollars though if the sale doesn't complete. If he can't lawyer himself out of that fee, it'll be the most expensive trolling in history.

And they will still be blacklisting conservatives forever.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (JOtiF)

If it collapses them then the blacklisting becomes rather unimportant.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 09:46 PM (b2nrj)

255 Just saw the Daily Mail with Hunter's selfies nekkid in the tank smoking crack. I hope this shows up in a thousand memes, hopefully at least one with bongo guy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 07, 2022 09:46 PM (fs1hN)

256 >>> White Supremacy has long been a hallmark of the Democommie Left, I don't see the issue.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

The obit publius posted said one of his hobbies was The Republican Party. I'm no part of any party with him though.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:47 PM (0fVbu)

257 I think Musk is arguing Twitter has failed to turn over the data required as part of the deal. Twitter claims they have, Musk claims they haven't.

It'll be up to a judge then to decide who's in breach.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)

258 I had a friend in college who was an accomplished amateur mycologist. He grew Psilocybin mushrooms, and made a ton of money!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)

Likewise only this guy was into home brewing before it was popular and fairly well restricted.
He was everybody's buddy on Friday nights.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:49 PM (anj39)

259 256 >>> White Supremacy has long been a hallmark of the Democommie Left, I don't see the issue.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

The obit publius posted said one of his hobbies was The Republican Party. I'm no part of any party with him though.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:47 PM (0fVbu)

There used to be progressive Republicans. 1980s is a bit late for them to still be in the party though, let alone the time he died.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 09:49 PM (b2nrj)

260 Is there anyone who doesnt believe biden got a shitload of money from the lil deal.
What a friggin asshole.
Fu*k him and the democrats.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:50 PM (anj39)

261 Damn, I see James Caan went carbon neutral.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:51 PM (VwHCD)

262 Is there anyone who doesnt believe biden got a shitload of money from the lil deal.
What a friggin asshole.
Fu*k him and the democrats.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 09:50 PM (anj39)

He gotta be the most crooked motherfucker in politics.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:51 PM (VwHCD)

263 There used to be progressive Republicans. 1980s is a bit late for them to still be in the party though, let alone the time he died.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2022 09:49 PM (b2nrj)

Used to be? It's the whole flipping party.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2022 09:52 PM (dscaa)

264 Do you think anyone will ever ask Ehud Barak about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein?

When was the first time he met Ghislaine Maxwell?
Was her dad present?

Posted by: Syrian mountain god at July 07, 2022 09:53 PM (fwWGd)

265 Win, lose or draw I think Musk punked Twitter bigly. Never fuck with an autistic billionaire who doesn't give a shit about your pronouns.

Period.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2022 09:55 PM (BFigT)

266 Half my wealth is gone, real inflation is 30-50%, but I'm supposed to give a sh*t about Emmit Till.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - How Joe Biden is just like the Founding Fathers, no seriously at July 07, 2022 09:56 PM (QsOFZ)

267 John Anderson used to be the Anderson Cooper of the Republican Party.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 07, 2022 09:56 PM (tkOps)

268 Last WWII ‘Band of Brothers’ member dies at 97

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127547

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 07, 2022 09:57 PM (OuDzF)

269 "so... you were using you're schooling to grow some good weed in the dorm closet I take it? lol" Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

no, the dorm dealer was effinA ** Abrams, the guy that got me started for a year plus. Hispanic guy ... grew it in his room. ... I was a chem major at that time ... maybe the weed took me to horticulture (after killing my calculus brain cells?), ... then the Bible ... it's been an interesting life ... now I have soybeans and grapes and flowers ... but there have been some hiccups. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2022 09:57 PM (Cus5s)

270 Damn, I see James Caan went carbon neutral.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Firing up Thief tonight in memoriam

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 07, 2022 09:57 PM (MGB5H)

271 I can see the main page javascript go crazy on my android phone for just a second but then it's fine. I guess apple's appkit throws a fit. I wonder which add it is. There's a new one to the left

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:57 PM (0fVbu)

272
I just read the following statement on the back of a bottle of peanut oil:

Bottled in a facility that produces peanut oil

Give their hotline a call to let them know there's an inbound gaggle of lackwits fully prepared to glue their hands to that facility's evil, Gaia-killing oil works.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 07, 2022 09:58 PM (pNxlR)

273 Oh no!

ONT is an under- nood

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:59 PM (0fVbu)

274 Death was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Wait...

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