Mid-Morning Art Thread

Madonna
Edvard Munch

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Boobs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

2 Wowsa

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 07, 2022 09:30 AM (fMKtt)

3 Like a virgin!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

4 Munch has a powerful style.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 07, 2022 09:31 AM (fMKtt)

5 Don't see any children at her feet

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 07, 2022 09:31 AM (0l9eG)

6 Like a Virgin... I remember that video

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2022 09:31 AM (Rcp6g)

7 Topless pose. Yep, it's Madonna.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

8
Pit hair?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2022 09:31 AM (/U27+)

9 At least she's not screaming.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:32 AM (E9ZCZ)

10 Scandi full-frontal boobies!!! All right!!!

CBD, I forgive you for all the French stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:32 AM (rr41A)

11 Here for the blasphemous comments.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 09:33 AM (LVPjk)

12 The subject is more recognizable than Munch's often are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2022 09:33 AM (WWh8n)

13 This one is kind of weird.

Posted by: Someguy's at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (zXYId)

14 The 'ettes get no love.
What happened to equality?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

15 Preggers?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (VhE0u)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Doesn't do it for me.
Why a nude torso?
Arms disappearing.

Oh well, CBD *art*.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (qPabf)

18 That looks like Madge.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (ZaOYB)

19 Um...can I get back to you on this?

Posted by: creeper at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (cTCuP)

20 Wait......that doesn't look ANYTHING like Madonna.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Finally. Nipple city.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (xp3PI)

22 And I'm lookin'

At yo tittays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

23 NSFW

Posted by: Squid at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (VyJYv)

24 Munch Munch Munch a bunch of Fritos!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (FVME7)

25 Trying to decide what I dislike most about this one. Going with the red halo.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (Spr0s)

26 CBD, I forgive you for all the French stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:32 AM (rr41A)

I didn't do any French stuff!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (XIJ/X)

27 Hey, the ‘ettes get Ottoman Guy every so often.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (rr41A)

28
Preggers?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (VhE0u)

________

No flat-belly, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (/U27+)

29 She's old yeller. Time to put her down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (g/54t)

30 Behind her back in one hand she has a piece of delicious-looking grown-up food on a spoon. Once little J's mouth is sufficiently open out comes the other hand to stuff in creamed spinach.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (E9ZCZ)

31 Nipples the size of dimes. Would not hang.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (g/54t)

32
She's old yeller. Time to put her down.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (g/54t)

_________

High Yella. Strange for a Scandi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2022 09:37 AM (/U27+)

33 CBD, I was referring to the string of French paintings lately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (rr41A)

34 I take a jaundiced view of this one.

Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (dTFZY)

35 Maybe she's a carpet Muncher.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (89T5c)

36 Not as good as the cover art for the Mother's Milk album.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (Y5qcH)

37 That looks like Madge.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (ZaOYB)

Blake?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

38 Yikes! From moms.org:

Madonna--an erotic nude floating inside a blood-red border full of wiggling spermatozoa and, at the lower left, a ghoulish fetus--is one of the most provocative images in Munch's intensely psychological oeuvre. While Munch's title makes blasphemous reference to the Virgin Mary, his dreamlike figure, at once powerful and submissive, conflates that traditional Christian subject with other, more threatening female

Would link, but can't because JavaScript turned off won't let me.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

39 tits!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (sJHOI)

40 That's a real scream!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)

41 Crap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (QSjkU)

42 32
She's old yeller. Time to put her down.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:36 AM (g/54t)

_________

High Yella. Strange for a Scandi.
----------------
She's suffering from gangrene.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (g/54t)

43 The lack of areola is a bit disturbing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

44 She's got a little of that Charisma Carpenter look to her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (txdEq)

45 Father O'Banion had his doubts, but the collection basket went up 43%.

Posted by: little boomer at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (jK7ER)

46
That looks like Madge.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 09:35 AM (ZaOYB)

________

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (/U27+)

47 morning peeps.

wierd, ut nice art

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (MrZQl)

48 Should moma.org.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

49 DURING PRIDE MONTH???

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (PiwSw)

50 No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

51 She sure ain't that twerking woman - the Horde favorite.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 09:39 AM (Vr12I)

52 dime-sized areolas > garbage can lid-sized areolas

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 09:40 AM (89T5c)

53 Huck Follywood...YT vid 1970 Paris "War Pig" Live, an absolutey amazing....BS in jeans and button up shirts you will never find another better set by them...

Posted by: qmark at July 07, 2022 09:40 AM (nGOuT)

54
Elliott Page: the 'Before' Sketch'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

55 The speculations/interpretations over at the Wiki entry make this painting even weirder.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 09:41 AM (906pl)

56 I don't see no "ghoulish fetus".

Not that I want to, mind you

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 09:41 AM (sJHOI)

57 52 dime-sized areolas > garbage can lid-sized areolas
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Squirter versus milker. Every Dutchman goes for the milker. Land of milk and honey. Its Biblical.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (g/54t)

58 I'm mostly familiar with the famous Scream painting, not much else of this artist's. This one, her face and hair are compelling, but the rest of her, not so Munch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq)

59 This is an interesting painting. Madonna means "My Lady" is is a title most commonly used for the Virgin Mary. The red shape behind the figure resembles a halo, but it is a vivid red, rather than the sacred gold band of religious art. Red is a very carnal color. That combined with the seductive pose turns the title upside-down. Madonna is not the demur, pure, obedient, virginal Mother of God. She is the exact opposite. I also like how the face is rendered. It's angle and lighting put the eyes into deep shadow and tilt the nose up. To me, this looks like a skull. This woman is beautiful poison.

Posted by: Kris at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

60 wait, I see it.

thought it was Baby Groot

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (sJHOI)

61 I was referring to the string of French paintings lately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:38 AM (rr41A)

And I was trying to be funny....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)

62 57 52 dime-sized areolas > garbage can lid-sized areolas
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Squirter versus milker. Every Dutchman goes for the milker. Land of milk and honey. Its Biblical.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (g/54t)

Some like 'em Jersey Cow big.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (Vr12I)

63 So it's a play on the Madona/Whore dynamic thing?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (Rcp6g)

64 Looks more like Madonna the skank singer than the real thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (mV9zN)

65 This makes me want to Sceam!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

66
And I was trying to be funny....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)

Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. I'm just saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Woah, this is a strange one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (VwHCD)

68 I don’t see the ghoulish fetus. Which is just as well.

After redridinghood’s description, I can’t like this painting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:44 AM (rr41A)

69 I prefer the landscapes of Munch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 09:44 AM (FZ2cV)

70 Edvard Dick Munch

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:44 AM (VwHCD)

71 Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. I'm just saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

The French joke didn't tickle you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 09:44 AM (7bRMQ)

72
Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. I'm just saying.

Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. I'm just saying.

-- Amy Schumer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

73 Posted by: Kris at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

Thx for the informative commentary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 09:45 AM (FZ2cV)

74 I'm guessing Munch wasn't totally convinced about the whole virgin-birth thing.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (vcv8B)

75 Obligatory: That's a man, baby! Look at that jaw!

Posted by: GLSD at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (AMIL/)

76
Nice behind-the-head catch of that frisbee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

77 Christian level porn

Posted by: Paul at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (p5VMZ)

78 I don't see no "ghoulish fetus".

Not that I want to, mind you
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 09:41 AM (sJHOI)
*******
Yeah, and where are the wiggling spermatozoa?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

79 I also like how the face is rendered. It's angle and lighting put the eyes into deep shadow and tilt the nose up. To me, this looks like a skull. This woman is beautiful poison.

Posted by: Kris at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

Interesting. I saw it as makeup...painting her to look like something she isn't, but I think you are correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

80 I'm not going to read the comments yet. Just going to count how many references to an old has been pop star were made.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (5p7BC)

81 Has anybody made a carpet-Muncher joke yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (rr41A)

82 It's clear why he named the picture "Madonna". "Emerson" just doesn't work, here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (mV9zN)

83 And this is why I can't open the art thread on the ER computer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (9h1S7)

84 The aptly named, Munch, paints a naked womenz but not her nether region.

It's a mystery.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

85 78 I don't see no "ghoulish fetus".

Not that I want to, mind you
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 09:41 AM (sJHOI)
*******
Yeah, and where are the wiggling spermatozoa?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

It seems he did a couple different versions, some with the border, some without.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (906pl)

86 The Venereal Girl years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (ex2Cx)

87 Preggers?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM (VhE0u)
~~~~~

Ugh.
Gravida 1, Para 0

Had no idea of the story behind this picture. Hate it.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (VhE0u)

88 Has anybody made a carpet-Muncher joke yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (rr41A)

But she doesn't seem to have any carpet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Release My Chakra!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (DDw5Y)

90
I'm not going to read the comments yet. Just going to count how many references to an old has been pop star were made.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

David Crosby? He was in the commenters' snake pit last night.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (pNxlR)

91 Yikes! From moms.org:
Madonna--an erotic nude floating inside a blood-red border full of wiggling spermatozoa and, at the lower left, a ghoulish fetus--is one of the most provocative images in Munch's intensely psychological oeuvre. While Munch's title makes blasphemous reference to the Virgin Mary, his dreamlike figure, at once powerful and submissive, conflates that traditional Christian subject with other, more threatening female

Sure, crazy lady.

I see none of that anywhere in this painting.
Pro Tip: Don't take the brown acid.

Threatening Mom? Yeesh. Maybe it's the red beret.

Goo.

Fy.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (5NkmN)

92 I like bewbs as much as the next guy - well, unless the next guy is Russ Meyer - but connecting a sexual theme with Our Lady?

Nah Bro.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (Msys3)

93 Explain the joke BEFORE you actually tell said joke.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (xp3PI)

94 77 Christian level porn
Posted by: Paul at July 07, 2022 09:46 AM (p5VMZ)

Isnt that just missionary only!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (ex2Cx)

95 It's no Hunter Biden's niece.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (QbCrG)

96 Interesting. I saw it as makeup...painting her to look like something she isn't, but I think you are correct.
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So Bob 'Judas' Dylan?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:48 AM (g/54t)

97 >>> I don't see no "ghoulish fetus".
~~~~~

Right click and open the picture in a new tab and it's visible in the lower right corner.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:49 AM (VhE0u)

98 She looks better than Crimo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:49 AM (g/54t)

99 Only 5 to this point. Oh well.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 09:49 AM (5p7BC)

100 Alternate title:

"Pink Navel or Third Nipple?: The Eternal Mystery"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:49 AM (5NkmN)

101 And now we can talk about something other than tits...

So guns?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (5p7BC)

102 And this is why I can't open the art thread on the ER computer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (9h1S7)

It's just a tele-medicine exam!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)

103 62 57 52 dime-sized areolas > garbage can lid-sized areolas
--------------------
Squirter versus milker. Every Dutchman goes for the milker. Land of milk and honey. Its Biblical.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (g/54t)

Some like 'em Jersey Cow big.
Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 09:43 AM (Vr12I)

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This too is the story of Tom Nichols.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (QbCrG)

104 I don't get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (U2p+3)

105 She looks better than Crimo.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:49 AM (g/54t)

So do Trigglypuff, and Lena Dunham. Pretty low bar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (mV9zN)

106
"Was this painted with oil-based paints, by any chance?"

-- a wandering gaggle of goofballs eager to glue their hands to something else

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

107 Another version:
https://tinyurl.com/andanthrmdna

This is his other:
https://tinyurl.com/othrmdna

It is stranger with a small baby/spirit? in the bottom left corner. Munch wasn't religious people say but along with a friend considered Mary the ideal of womanhood. He changed the name of of the painting from time to time sometimes calling it "Loving Woman".

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (E9ZCZ)

108 88 Has anybody made a carpet-Muncher joke yet?

upthread

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (89T5c)

109 Interesting possible interpretation of the Madonna. Instead of the usual meek, loving, fully clothed figure he shows a very human, sensuous woman. Is this the vessel of God, very human? Or does it have nothing to do with Christ and God but shows a siren-like allure (temptation?) and danger of womankind? The red halo instead of gold, seems to point to sexual matters, not religious. Or maybe it's intended to be ambiguous. Is Munch teasing the viewer the way the figure teases men? Hmmm.

Well, like I said, it is interesting.

Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (7EjX1)

110 But she doesn't seem to have any carpet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Someone munched it.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (vcv8B)

111 From MOMA (Museum of Modern Art,) not moms:

https://www.moma.org/collection/
works/62017

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (VhE0u)

112 I don't see a ghoulish fetus or any sperms.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)

113 So, BoJo is out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (mV9zN)

114 east-west orientation of nipples made me rememember a pcxr i shot on a madonna brought to e.r. because she ingested whatever controlled substances she had on her while being arrested for shoplifting. Tripping balls. Worst boob job ever.

Posted by: x-ray jeff at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (iQfO7)

115 Madonna--an erotic nude floating inside a blood-red border full of wiggling spermatozoa and, at the lower left, a ghoulish fetus
.
.
.
.
Uh... what?

Posted by: Kris at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

116 I feel like screaming.

Posted by: Munch at July 07, 2022 09:52 AM (kKXQR)

117
"I'm ready for my body piercings, Mr. DeMille!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

118 "Was this painted with oil-based paints, by any chance?"

-- a wandering gaggle of goofballs eager to glue their hands to something else

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

epoxy on linoleum

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2022 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

119 At first I thought it was supposed to be Mary Magdalene, I got “Magdalene” mixed up with “Madonna.”

So, yeah, blasphemous to boot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 09:52 AM (rr41A)

120 That Munch...what a scream.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2022 09:52 AM (RkC6l)

121 The painting has been stolen at least twice, the last time in an armed robbery where they also nabbed the scream one.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (E9ZCZ)

122 I bet the kids called him Dick Munch in school.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (UuD2k)

123 I keep thinking Munch had some personal problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (kKXQR)

124 That Munch...what a scream.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Thanks!
-- Richard Belzer

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (Msys3)

125
I don't see a ghoulish fetus or any sperms.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

A true pity that you missed them.

Ghoulish Fetus and Wriggling Spermatozoa rocked the house at Altamont Pass back in the day!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

126 I keep thinking Munch had some personal problems.
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His wife was a screamer.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0)

127 The painting has been stolen at least twice, the last time in an armed robbery where they also nabbed the scream one.
Posted by: banana Dream
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I would have let them keep them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 09:54 AM (kKXQR)

128 >>> I don't see a ghoulish fetus or any sperms.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (UuD2k)

It's in the 2nd link at 107 also at 111.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:54 AM (E9ZCZ)

129
I bet the kids called him Dick Munch in school.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Close ... Butt Munch

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

130 Interesting. I saw it as makeup...painting her to look like something she isn't, but I think you are correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Of COURSE she's correct ! She's Kris !

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (T4tVD)

131 127 The painting has been stolen at least twice, the last time in an armed robbery where they also nabbed the scream one.
Posted by: banana Dream
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I would have let them keep them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 09:54 AM (kKXQR)

=========

*shocked face*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (kxFWR)

132 Madonna--an erotic nude floating inside a blood-red border full of wiggling spermatozoa and, at the lower left, a ghoulish fetus
.
.
.
.
Uh... what?
Posted by: Kris

We get the expurgated version.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (vcv8B)

133 So I looked up BoJo's wife after people were talking about her in the last thread and...

Wow did he get an upgrade in looks dropping the previous wife for her

And wow is the new wife a leftard.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (ESjRY)

134 113 So, BoJo is out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (mV9zN)

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Out of the closet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (QbCrG)

135 She wore a raspberry beret

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)

136 >111 From MOMA (Museum of Modern Art,) not moms:

https://www.moma.org/collection/
works/62017

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (VhE0u)

The work referenced at MOMA is a woodcut/lithograph. Same subject as the painting above - with more sperm and fetus'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (NgqoH)

137 Clearly it's Madonna before she became live-action Skeletor.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)

138 The painting has been stolen at least twice, the last time in an armed robbery where they also nabbed the scream one.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (E9ZCZ)

I have an alibi!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (7bRMQ)

139 This joke humorously comments on the unattractiveness of this painting by referencing the artist's nationality vis-a-vis a more enticing scenario described in a famous rock group's song concerning that nationality with just a hint of a risque dick joke.

Well, one thing for sure, this doesn't give me Norwegian wood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 09:56 AM (FVME7)

140 Wow did he get an upgrade in looks dropping the previous wife for her

And wow is the new wife a leftard.

And that is why the left wins.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 09:57 AM (ZGrMX)

141 123 I keep thinking Munch had some personal problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 09:53 AM (kKXQR)

Mmmmmmm....COULD be!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 09:57 AM (906pl)

142 139 This joke humorously comments on the unattractiveness of this painting by referencing the artist's nationality vis-a-vis a more enticing scenario described in a famous rock group's song concerning that nationality with just a hint of a risque dick joke.

Well, one thing for sure, this doesn't give me Norwegian wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 09:56 AM (FVME7)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 09:57 AM (kxFWR)

143 She has huge . . .

eye sockets

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at July 07, 2022 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

144 It's clear why he named the picture "Madonna". "Emerson" just doesn't work, here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:47 AM (mV9zN)

yeah I don't think anybody would say emerson nice titties.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 09:57 AM (VwHCD)

145
Bo Jo No Blo Yo Ko O No!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)

146 In the end, Johnson was elected to deliver on BrexIt. To that end, he was a success. Expecting anything more from him was probably folly. Perhaps, that is all the Brits wanted. Perhaps they are content with being a dying nation, just a dying nation untethered from Europe.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (sX1BW)

147 On this day in 1928 (after the birth of my parents), the Chillicothe Baking Company of Chillicothe, Missouri began marketing pre-sliced loaves of bread.

For a very brief period in 1943, sliced bread was banned by Secretary of Agriculture Claude Wickard.

Seems like growing food and feeding people is not their purpose.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (ex2Cx)

148 Not Nancy Pelosi walking on the beach.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (MkYsY)

149
This joke humorously comments on the unattractiveness of this painting by referencing the artist's nationality vis-a-vis a more enticing scenario described in a famous rock group's song concerning that nationality with just a hint of a risque dick joke.

Well, one thing for sure, this doesn't give me Norwegian wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S EXPLAINING THE JOKE BEFORE IT MAKES THE JOKE, WHICH IS NOT FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

-- Ben Roethlesberger, now commenting only when I see a pressing need for my services, 'cause I'm retired, y'know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (pNxlR)

150 Bo Jo No Blo Yo Ko O No!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
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Can you translate that for we who don't speak Judoon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (YIVH2)

151 This joke humorously comments on the unattractiveness of this painting by referencing the artist's nationality vis-a-vis a more enticing scenario described in a famous rock group's song concerning that nationality with just a hint of a risque dick joke.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE" FIRST!

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (yikp0)

152 would have been willowed, so i waited till past 100...

MPLS mayor Jacob Frey says “it’s up to us to make sure we curb some of the recklessness and violence that we’ve seen” in regard to violence in Minneapolis last night. Says to address this it has to be a holistic approach
Posted by: SMOD

i vote for crew served automatic weapons and plunging indirect fires. that'll curb recklessness and violence most rikytic.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (MrZQl)

153 Bette Davis eyes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (5pTK/)

154 yeah I don't think anybody would say emerson nice titties.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Somebody said the shootie kid's dad had bigger tits than his mom....

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

155 Maybe dick munch was an alien astronaut theorist, and this is madonna on the lab table on the alien ship during the whole artificial insemination thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (VwHCD)

156 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S HORDE MIND!!!

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)

157 Before scrolling to the name, thought, that's some whacked out artist.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (dkP80)

158 So, BoJo is out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 09:51 AM (mV9zN)

He was horrible but it's no celebration. It would be if the RINO's in the Senate forced out McConnell and replaced him with Murkowski.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (qH6FZ)

159 For a very brief period in 1943, sliced bread was banned by Secretary of Agriculture Claude Wickard.

Seems like growing food and feeding people is not their purpose.

He probably thought they had crews of people with knives hand-slicing every loaf, not knowing sliced bread literally exists because a machine was invented that does it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (ZGrMX)

160 Did Wickard feel burned by the bread industry?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (rr41A)

161 An article on why the government banned sliced bread https://uselessinformation.org/1943-sliced-bread-banned/

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

162 >>> Somebody said the shootie kid's dad had bigger tits than his mom....
Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

I guess his mayoral campaign is on hold for now.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (E9ZCZ)

163 Hooray for titties!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (2wimy)

164 Bo Jo No Blo Yo Ko O No!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
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Can you translate that for we who don't speak Judoon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (YIVH2)

lol that was a great episode.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (VwHCD)

165 The work referenced at MOMA is a woodcut/lithograph. Same subject as the painting above - with more sperm and fetus'.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 07, 2022 09:55 AM (NgqoH)
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Yes, I linked the wrong one. In this painting above, the fetus is in the lower right corner, with its face just under her elbow.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 10:02 AM (VhE0u)

166 Not Nancy Pelosi walking on the beach.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (MkYsY)

For some odd reason, her bare knees and tops of her feet never need sunscreen. They never tan or burn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2022 10:02 AM (4I/2K)

167 Did Wickard feel burned by the bread industry?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (rr41A)

Maybe, but he sure brought them to heel.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:02 AM (7bRMQ)

168 148 Not Nancy Pelosi walking on the beach.
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NANZI is a full on Gurnsey. Jeebus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (g/54t)

169 155 Maybe dick munch was an alien astronaut theorist, and this is madonna on the lab table on the alien ship during the whole artificial insemination thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 10:00 AM (VwHCD)

*scribbling notes*

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (PiwSw)

170 158 He was horrible but it's no celebration. It would be if the RINO's in the Senate forced out McConnell and replaced him with Murkowski.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (qH6FZ)

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Who's the supposed replacement?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (kxFWR)

171 Kris, interesting take.

I've seen some stuff by Munch which lead me to believe Munch wasn't all that attracted to the opposite sex.

Or, he had mommy issues.

Hence, the above.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (5pTK/)

172 No one gored in the first bull run of the first Pamplona Running of the Bulls held since 2019.

Confederates least hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)

173 I saw Piers Morgan on Fox earlier say that while Labour leader Kier Starmer (sp?) could be the next PM, he'd likely have to resign almost immediately because he too had a big lockdown-breaking party (and also is a raging antisemite).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

174 Maybe dick munch was an alien astronaut theorist, and this is madonna on the lab table on the alien ship during the whole artificial insemination thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I thought Dick was Edvard's older brother??

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (ZaOYB)

175 Bo Jo No Blo Yo Ko O No!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
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Can you translate that for we who don't speak Judoon?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (YIVH2)

This joke is funny because it uses the Variety magazine headline format to suggest that Boris Johnson would not perform oral sex on Yoko Ono.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (5NkmN)

176 So, Jesus was the first person born by artificial insemination, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (7bRMQ)

177 168 148 Not Nancy Pelosi walking on the beach.
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NANZI is a full on Gurnsey. Jeebus.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (g/54t)

The girls served her wll over the years, no doubt.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (Vr12I)

178 Bo Jo No Blo Yo Ko O No!
Posted by: naturalfake

Yo Ko: Blo Bo Jo, Blo
Bo Jo: No Yo Ko, No
Yo Ko: Blo Bo Jo, Blo!
Bo Jo: at least take a shower first.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (vcv8B)

179 Not Nancy Pelosi walking on the beach.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2022 09:59 AM (MkYsY)

For some odd reason, her bare knees and tops of her feet never need sunscreen. They never tan or burn.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Mebbe part of the deal she made with Ol' Ned......

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 10:05 AM (T4tVD)

180 I have no confidence in a MOMA interpretation unless they are quoting the artist. Self-styled New York art expert's opinions are, for my taste, more likely to go to the profane, no matter what.

Yes, I don't like NYC (or any city) and its smug artsy-fartsy cliques. Why do you ask?

Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:05 AM (7EjX1)

181 BJ out.
There's a war on with Russia. This can't be a row over some staffer's behavior.

Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2022 10:05 AM (vFsV8)

182 Kris, interesting take.

I've seen some stuff by Munch which lead me to believe Munch wasn't all that attracted to the opposite sex.

Or, he had mommy issues.

Hence, the above.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

So, he didn't own a weedwhacker ?

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 10:06 AM (T4tVD)

183 This joke is funny because it uses the Variety magazine headline format to suggest that Boris Johnson would not perform oral sex on Yoko Ono.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 10:04 AM (5NkmN)

Nobody....nobody would perform oral sex on yoko ono. Well, maybe one dude, and things didn't turn out to well for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 10:06 AM (VwHCD)

184 Looks like the IEEE, the professional organization for engineers, has gone woke. They have an article up how the pulse taximeter a clamp-on medical device used to estimate blood oxygen is , get this, racist! It';s design has failed to take into account darker skin colors and may give slightly less accurate readings

This is an outrage, a perfect example of institutional racism! The solution proposed, laughably , is to stop using them, so no group can get the privilege of using them because of the color of their skin

I am not making this up and it is not from the Babylon Bee. We really are moving into new levels of insanity when the IEEE has gone woke. (My professional organization ASHRAE did years ago and I ended my membership)

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 10:06 AM (MxEKc)

185 There's a war on with Russia. This can't be a row over some staffer's behavior.

Boris was one of the leading mouthpieces for "Defend Ukraine to save Our Democracy". You could see his wife's hand going through his pee hole all the way up to his mouth.

So either it's not related or the WEF's decided to cut their losses and stop supporting Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:07 AM (ZGrMX)

186 Who's the supposed replacement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (kxFWR)

Doesn't really matter, the entire Tory leadership is even further to the left of Boris.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (qH6FZ)

187 keep thinking Munch had some personal problems.

Well, he did have a nervous breakdown but still managed to continue to paint afterwards and I think he lived until 1940 or something like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (mGRvI)

188 I think BoJo’s new wife is a ginger?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (rr41A)

189 The ostensible reasons for banning sliced bread (raw materials and manpower) could be applied to any product or service. FDR applied Rahm's adage so well that an entire generation idolized the man who stole their freedom (if you can ban sliced bread, you can ban literally anything) and prolonged their suffering. Wicked v Filburn and commerce clause jurisprudence needs to be next on the chopping block.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (2wimy)

190 An article on why the government banned sliced bread https://uselessinformation.org/1943-sliced-bread-banned/
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

Hmmm... only took them 47 days to realize that it was a dumb move, and they rescinded the ban. And they admitted that it was a dumb move.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (mV9zN)

191 Boris was one of the leading mouthpieces for "Defend Ukraine to save Our Democracy". You could see his wife's hand going through his pee hole all the way up to his mouth.

So either it's not related or the WEF's decided to cut their losses and stop supporting Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:07 AM (ZGrMX)

or they're just tired of a PM who combs his hair with a firecracker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2022 10:08 AM (VwHCD)

192
With a FUPA like that, it could very well be Madonna.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (s2VJv)

193 I am not making this up and it is not from the Babylon Bee. We really are moving into new levels of insanity when the IEEE has gone woke. (My professional organization ASHRAE did years ago and I ended my membership)
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 10:06 AM (MxEKc)

That seems like something that could be fixed with calibrations for different skin tones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (Y5qcH)

194 British oddsmakers taking bets already...

And they're off... Leadership contenders jostle for position as Ben Wallace tops Tory poll and Liz Truss flies back early from Indonesia with Rishi Sunak emerging as bookies' favourite to succeed Boris as PM
The resignation of Boris Johnson as Tory leader after ministers and MPs made clear his position was untenable has led to much discussion over who could replace him.

Bookmakers are currently making Rishi Sunak - who quit as Chancellor only two days ago - and Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab joint favourites at 4/1.

But there are a series of other potential frontrunners to replace Mr Johnson as Prime Minister, such as Penny Mordaunt and Ben Wallace who are both at 5/1.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (yikp0)

195 Boris Johnson utterly squandered an eighty-seat majority

... sounds a lot like Paul Ryan

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

196 Just read that the remaining Georgia guidestones have been demolished. Good.

Someone here last week commented, aptly it seems, that Aslan is on the move.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (VJsqe)

197 Im thinking that Ron White would pass on seeing more of Pelosi

Posted by: Dingbat at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (gXrCE)

198 For a very brief period in 1943, sliced bread was banned by Secretary of Agriculture Claude Wickard.

Seems like growing food and feeding people is not their purpose.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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A dedicated New Dealer, through and through. He replaced Wallace.

If you'd like to read something scary, here's Wickard v. Filburn:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (kKXQR)

199 180 I have no confidence in a MOMA interpretation unless they are quoting the artist. Self-styled New York art expert's opinions are, for my taste, more likely to go to the profane, no matter what.

Yes, I don't like NYC (or any city) and its smug artsy-fartsy cliques. Why do you ask?
Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:05 AM (7EjX1)

I don't know, I like this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjS6bQ5OQ-o

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic at July 07, 2022 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

200 >>> I have no confidence in a MOMA interpretation unless they are quoting the artist. Self-styled New York art expert's opinions are, for my taste, more likely to go to the profane, no matter what.

Yes, I don't like NYC (or any city) and its smug artsy-fartsy cliques. Why do you ask?
Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:05 AM (7EjX1)

Have you seen the painting they're describing? It's not the one at the top of this post.

It's this one:
https://tinyurl.com/othrmdna

Their visual description is pretty factually accurate. It's not pleasant.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 10:10 AM (E9ZCZ)

201

Pannus over her C-section scar needs revised...

Posted by: Dr. Nick Rivera at July 07, 2022 10:10 AM (cIJ3G)

202 An article on why the government banned sliced bread https://uselessinformation.org/1943-sliced-bread-banned/
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

Hmmm... only took them 47 days to realize that it was a dumb move, and they rescinded the ban. And they admitted that it was a dumb move.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And that was the last time government admitted to being dumb.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 10:10 AM (ZaOYB)

203 That seems like something that could be fixed with calibrations for different skin tones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:09 AM (Y5qcH)

Wait, I thought the palms and fingers and sole of feet had no pigment in them. So how does this not work?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:10 AM (7bRMQ)

204 14 The 'ettes get no love.
What happened to equality?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM

'Ettes can like naked women, too, homophobe! Wait, the painting doesn't include pronouns, so it may not be a woman! I'm the transphobe! Reeeeee! (Self immolates)

Posted by: SJW Karen Commissar at July 07, 2022 10:11 AM (uBtUO)

205 According to a report from TechCrunch, one new startup is inventing a new, more invasive form of crapware: lock screen ads. The company, “Glance,” is a subsidiary of Indian ad tech company InMobi, and TechCrunch reports the lock screen “content” company is “planning to launch its lock screen platform on Android smartphones in the US within two months.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

206 Ban All The Things is really a Thing then?

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:12 AM (Vr12I)

207 The democrat myopic view of Trump giving Rush the medal of freedom is that he has done it out of spite and nothing else. They asked a number of their friends, who are all on the same political archipelago, and that is what they came up with.

Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.

1 We have one party who favors people who are liked by one side and demonized (but not known in any recognizable way) by the other.

2 We have one party that favors universally awful people.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 10:12 AM (44ww/)

208 Who's the supposed replacement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:03 AM (kxFWR)

They don't have one. I expect there will be a leadership convention. BoJo stays on in a caretaker capacity until a successor is chosen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:13 AM (mV9zN)

209 204 14 The 'ettes get no love.
What happened to equality?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2022 09:34 AM
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Comments like that could result in an appearance of the nekid guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Dingbat at July 07, 2022 10:13 AM (gXrCE)

210 We really are moving into new levels of insanity when the IEEE has gone woke.

Helpful Hint - every "professional organization" is a money making scam, led by those who recognized it as such and want their cut.

I've seen this too many times. ANSI, the group as responsible as any for the massive explosion in machine safety regulations, is particularly egregious.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at July 07, 2022 10:13 AM (dI4uN)

211 >>> According to a report from TechCrunch, one new startup is inventing a new, more invasive form of crapware: lock screen ads. The company, “Glance,” is a subsidiary of Indian ad tech company InMobi, and TechCrunch reports the lock screen “content” company is “planning to launch its lock screen platform on Android smartphones in the US within two months.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

They can go ahead right now and suck all the D

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 10:13 AM (E9ZCZ)

212
That seems like something that could be fixed with calibrations for different skin tones.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

And just where was the panel of BIPOC persyns whom you consulted before advancing your idea, h8r?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

213 205 According to a report from TechCrunch, one new startup is inventing a new, more invasive form of crapware: lock screen ads. The company, “Glance,” is a subsidiary of Indian ad tech company InMobi, and TechCrunch reports the lock screen “content” company is “planning to launch its lock screen platform on Android smartphones in the US within two months.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

The Ministries of Truth Rejoice !

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)

214 Boris Johnson utterly squandered an eighty-seat majority

... sounds a lot like Paul Ryan

And, for that matter, Obama/Pelosi/Schumer in 2009/2010.

All of the global elites are garbage at their jobs.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (ZGrMX)

215 Wickard's banning of sliced bread was a trial run as things turned out.

Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (vFsV8)

216 I think it'd be funny if some museum had this painting displayed opposite The Scream.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (CAJOC)

217 181 BJ out.
There's a war on with Russia. This can't be a row over some staffer's behavior.
Posted by: torabora a
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Read that the anti-BoJo faction was racist Muslims.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (dkP80)

218 Bottom line on Boris is, his Party thought he wasn't piling enough money in their already bloated social programs and the economy is in shambles and there's no way out. And he was no longer seen as lovably eccentric but as a buffoon. He embarrassed them.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:15 AM (qH6FZ)

219 First sliced bread, now the Georgia Guidestones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

220 To further quote the TechCrunch article:

The company’s website promises "unparalleled reach" and "authentic engagement" from its captive audience. Naveen Tewari, founder and CEO of InMobi, gave a rather dystopian description of his company's strategy to Forbes India, saying, "Consumers will move from seeking content to consuming what is shown to them."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (PiwSw)

221 We need a lock screen ad which overrides silent mode to set off an alarm every time a new ad displays. That will really get people to buy products.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (9h1S7)

222 Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 10:06 AM (MxEKc)

My professional organization; the NSFTAAWB is still going strong.

We are not woke!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (XIJ/X)

223
Their visual description is pretty factually accurate. It's not pleasant.
Posted by: banana Dream

It's crap and, frankly, so is the one with which we have been presented.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

224 According to a report from TechCrunch, one new startup is inventing a new, more invasive form of crapware: lock screen ads. The company, “Glance,” is a subsidiary of Indian ad tech company InMobi, and TechCrunch reports the lock screen “content” company is “planning to launch its lock screen platform on Android smartphones in the US within two months.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

Does this mean the ad displays by default, when the screen is locked, before the user taps in his password? Who would permit that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:17 AM (mV9zN)

225 Think of the hubris. Market says, we want sliced bread. Bureaucrat says, it'll save money if you don't get it. Turns out it costs ore money in consumer time and expenditures for bread knives, and waste. Seemed so simple. No one on the left seems to ever pays attention to the fact that they aren't God and cannot foresee/forecast outcomes due to system complexity. They just blithely burn their omelets, never learning from the past.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 07, 2022 10:17 AM (2wimy)

226 213 205 According to a report from TechCrunch, one new startup is inventing a new, more invasive form of crapware: lock screen ads. ...

Posted by: SMOD a
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Making flip phones popular again.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 10:17 AM (dkP80)

227 Looks like the IEEE, the professional organization for engineers, has gone woke. They have an article up how the pulse taximeter a clamp-on medical device used to estimate blood oxygen is , get this, racist! It';s design has failed to take into account darker skin colors and may give slightly less accurate readings
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I skimmed the 'study'. It's bullshit histrionics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (ac89p)

228 I think it'd be funny if some museum had this painting displayed opposite The Scream.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (CAJOC)

Where is Munch's "The Smile"?

I think we got cheated on in this timeline.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (5NkmN)

229 > Just read that the remaining Georgia guidestones have been demolished. Good.
__________

Saw an interview with some local dude and for whatever reason his relationship with the Guidestones, either as someone who had a hand in it's construction or was/is a supporter isn't made clear. But he condemns whoever set off the blast and disagrees with the interpretation that the stones suggest killing off some segment of the earth's population. So, IMO there are some weirdo's there in Georgia with some sort of mass human extinction fantasy in their heads. And attempting to paint the destruction of the stones as some major hit to tourism is absurd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (BFigT)

230 "That seems like something that could be fixed with calibrations for different skin tones.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe"

An acknowledgment that there are differences between people of different races? That is as dangerous as the notion there are differences between people with different sexual organs.

Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (MxEKc)

231 Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (E9ZCZ)

232 A good PDA and a flip phone would put them on their heels.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (dkP80)

233 Yeah, lock my screen and I'm sure as shit not buying your product.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (Y5qcH)

234 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 10:12 AM (44ww/)
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This is the first I've heard of this. Unbelievable.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 10:19 AM (VhE0u)

235 So IEEE has morphed into AIEEE!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:19 AM (Vr12I)

236
Bullshit histrionics
Children at your feet
Wondering how you
Manage to make ends meet

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

237 So, IMO there are some weirdo's there in Georgia with some sort of mass human extinction fantasy in their heads. And attempting to paint the destruction of the stones as some major hit to tourism is absurd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (BFigT)

I need more food than you, that's why you must die!

Posted by: Gov Abrams at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (7bRMQ)

238 Think of the hubris. Market says, we want sliced bread. Bureaucrat says, it'll save money if you don't get it.

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It always galls me when a government order forbids you from doing something and the bureaucrat then says it will be better for you financially.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (sX1BW)

239 220 To further quote the TechCrunch article:

The company’s website promises "unparalleled reach" and "authentic engagement" from its captive audience. Naveen Tewari, founder and CEO of InMobi, gave a rather dystopian description of his company's strategy to Forbes India, saying, "Consumers will move from seeking content to consuming what is shown to them."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (PiwSw)

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I think they mean "authentic captivity" -- which will generate massive ill will against the advertisers.

They're literally going to drive people away.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (QbCrG)

240 Does this mean the ad displays by default, when the screen is locked, before the user taps in his password? Who would permit that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:17 AM (mV9zN)
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What makes you think you'll have an option? They could just push this out with the next OS update and consumers will be screwed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (YIVH2)

241 234 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 10:12 AM (44ww/)
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This is the first I've heard of this. Unbelievable.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 10:19 AM (VhE0u)

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I just hope he puts it on the right way...

https://tinyurl.com/3aj6j6kc

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (VJsqe)

242
Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?
Posted by: banana Dream

He left and formed NKIP some years ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (pNxlR)

243 I bet the kids called him Dick Munch in school.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

He ate Munchables at lunch.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (gmo/4)

244 Boris bought the green weenie hook, line, and sinker. Not mourning a conservative who never was

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 07, 2022 10:21 AM (2wimy)

245 Looks like the IEEE, the professional organization for engineers, has gone woke. They have an article up how the pulse taximeter a clamp-on medical device used to estimate blood oxygen is , get this, racist! It';s design has failed to take into account darker skin colors and may give slightly less accurate readings
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I skimmed the 'study'. It's bullshit histrionics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:18 AM (ac89p)

Isn't the term "pulse oximeter"? I thought a pulse taximeter was a device to determine if you can driver is in fact alive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:21 AM (mV9zN)

246 235 So IEEE has morphed into AIEEE!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:19 AM (Vr12I)

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... or REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:21 AM (QbCrG)

247 The company’s website promises "unparalleled reach" and "authentic engagement" from its captive audience. Naveen Tewari, founder and CEO of InMobi, gave a rather dystopian description of his company's strategy to Forbes India, saying, "Consumers will move from seeking content to consuming what is shown to them."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic

Reminds me of Montgomery Burns blocking the sun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:21 AM (FVME7)

248
Naveen Tewari, founder and CEO of InMobi, gave a rather dystopian description of his company's strategy to Forbes India, saying, "Consumers will move from seeking content to consuming what is shown to them."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic

Looks like it's shit sandwiches all the way down, boys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (pNxlR)

249 200 ... "Have you seen the painting they're describing? It's not the one at the top of this post."

Okay, checked the link. What a difference from CBD's selection. I prefer CBD's. The one for the MOMA description is, indeed, ugly, unpleasant, perhaps nihilistic. I bet the MOMA crowd loved it.

Thanks. You saved me from looking for the ghoulish fetus.

Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (7EjX1)

250 Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?

Farage was sort of the UK's Andrew Breitbart. He spun up the public pressure to get Brexit passed without having any power himself. And he's still a popular commentator.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

251 First sliced bread, now the Georgia Guidestones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

I need some fresh gravel for my driveway...Elbert Co. isn't too far away.

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (AwYPR)

252 250 Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?

Farage was sort of the UK's Andrew Breitbart. He spun up the public pressure to get Brexit passed without having any power himself. And he's still a popular commentator.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

And, get this, still alive.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (Vr12I)

253 And attempting to paint the destruction of the stones as some major hit to tourism is absurd.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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As I have pointed out, Elberton, GA (location of the stones) calls itself 'The Granite Capitol of the World'.

Forget the stones, far more interesting is the Granite Museum there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (Kawbo)

254 Naveen Tewari, founder and CEO of InMobi, gave a rather dystopian description of his company's strategy to Forbes India, saying, "Consumers will move from seeking content to consuming what is shown to them."

That sounds like it'd fit right in with the WEF manifesto. "You will own nothing, live in a pod, eat bugs, and your life will never be better".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

255 "Pioneer" gay cop arrested for soliciting underage sex. Weird. Unexpected.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (9h1S7)

256 I just hope he puts it on the right way...

https://tinyurl.com/3aj6j6kc

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (VJsqe)

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You just can't make this shit up ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (QbCrG)

257 What makes you think you'll have an option? They could just push this out with the next OS update and consumers will be screwed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (YIVH2)

Not to those of us who still use flip phones. Should be a real shot in the arm for the linux smartphone folks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (mV9zN)

258 I'd be surprised if GB doesn't install a foreigner to replace BoJo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (LVPjk)

259 242
Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?
Posted by: banana Dream

He left and formed NKIP some years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:20 AM (pNxlR)

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He never seemed to have much of a constituency in Parliament anyway which is why he never become PM when he was at the height of his power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:24 AM (IWtW+)

260 Okay, checked the link. What a difference from CBD's selection. I prefer CBD's. The one for the MOMA description is, indeed, ugly, unpleasant, perhaps nihilistic. I bet the MOMA crowd loved it.

Thanks. You saved me from looking for the ghoulish fetus.
Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (7EjX1)

I for one believe that there is not enough depictions of sperm in art due to rampant antispoogeism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:24 AM (UuD2k)

261 I would tell her of the waters of Isla Bonita.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:24 AM (uj06W)

262 Wickard's banning of sliced bread was a trial run as things turned out.
Posted by: torabora at July 07, 2022 10:14 AM (vFsV

Wasn't everything it was cut out to be, apparently.

Posted by: Boswell at July 07, 2022 10:24 AM (+Cgut)

263 You saved me from looking for the ghoulish fetus.
Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (7EjX1)
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There's a fetus in your preferred painting too.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 07, 2022 10:24 AM (VhE0u)

264 Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, but the creepy stones got knocked down, didn't they?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 10:25 AM (44ww/)

265 258 I'd be surprised if GB doesn't install a foreigner to replace BoJo.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (LVPjk)

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"It's the only way to win the former Labour voters who voted Conservative for the first time in their lives under the leadership of Boris Johnson."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:25 AM (IWtW+)

266 >>"Pioneer" gay cop arrested for soliciting underage sex. Weird.

It's almost as if gay men are a hbunch of Pedos.

...almost/

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:25 AM (uj06W)

267 Why did that british guy with weird teeth leave before BJ took over? Ok, specifically Nigel Farage is who I mean. Did he change parties?

Farage was sort of the UK's Andrew Breitbart. He spun up the public pressure to get Brexit passed without having any power himself. And he's still a popular commentator.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

And former member of the EU Parliament while trying to destroy it. A good populist for his time but is more a Koch Brothers Libertarian.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:25 AM (qH6FZ)

268 Isn't the term "pulse oximeter"? I thought a pulse taximeter was a device to determine if you can driver is in fact alive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes, a fare appraisal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:26 AM (Kawbo)

269 >>Wickard's banning of sliced bread was a trial run as things turned out.

Once that decision came down, we were all toast.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:26 AM (uj06W)

270 Once that decision came down, we were all toast.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:26 AM (uj06W)

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I can't believe I laughed at that.

You got me.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (VJsqe)

271 Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo, Gummo, and Crimo

Posted by: azjaeger at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (3/XaG)

272 Once that decision came down, we were all toast.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:26 AM (uj06W)

I Wonder how long until the next pun.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)

273 I am hoping that Farage takes a shot at the PM race in England. He has a great deal of personal popularity, which is something most of the current contenders lack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (mV9zN)

274 Once that decision came down, we were all toast.

You were put in a jam.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (89T5c)

275 In happier news, I have an appointment at the courthouse this morning to get printed for my CCL.

YIPPEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (VQQA3)

276 >>I Wonder how long until the next pun.

With this crusty bunch?

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (uj06W)

277 Does this mean the ad displays by default, when the screen is locked, before the user taps in his password? Who would permit that?
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From Insty's Stephen Green quoting a commenter...

Plus this from the comments: "I can't wait for the first full screen lock screen ad that looks like a lock screen and manages to capture my PIN."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

278 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.

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[With Debra Messing in the news:] Joe Biden on Meet the Press in 2012 --

"I think Will & Grace probably did more to educate the American public than almost anything anybody had done so far."

Dude had a sub-80 IQ even back then ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (QbCrG)

279 I Wonder how long until the next pun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)

It took a second.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (qH6FZ)

280
that british guy with weird teeth

you're going to have to be a bit more specific...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (ENBF0)

281 With this crusty bunch?

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (uj06W)

I just hope they're Holsum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (7bRMQ)

282 279 I Wonder how long until the next pun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)

It took a second.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (qH6FZ)

Now we need that Limerick Apertif.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (Vr12I)

283 Those pulse/ox clips... Oy vey. They work for shit on babies. Like, 99% false alarms, at least in my experience. The consumer ones for babies (they sit inside a little ankle-brace thing) work a lot better than the hospital clip ones. Not sure why they don't just use those. The ones they have are so bad on babies, I just grew to ignore them over time. Counterproductive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (IXpV7)

284 Plus this from the comments: "I can't wait for the first full screen lock screen ad that looks like a lock screen and manages to capture my PIN."

That's the real end game, isn't it?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (ZGrMX)

285 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.

It's the Medal of Freedom, not the Medal of Honor.

That's okay. No one give the Medal of Freedom any consideration when it is given to the likes of Ellen Degeneres, Oprah Winfrey and Joe Biden himself (2017). People know it is just flagrant politics at play.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (lf83v)

286 The next UK PM will be named Muhammad or Jugdish.

I'd put money on it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (UuD2k)

287 I am hoping that Farage takes a shot at the PM race in England. He has a great deal of personal popularity, which is something most of the current contenders lack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (mV9zN)

Doesn't work that way, he's not a Party member or in Parliament. You should know this, Canada's basically the same.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (qH6FZ)

288 You just can't make this shit up ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM (QbCrG)
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You can. It was debunked pretty quick:

https://twitter.com/Herrminator/status/1544814335125512194

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (3mBSa)

289 Once that decision came down, we were all toast.

You were put in a jam.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

We need to preserve these puns.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (ZaOYB)

290 No twerking ?!?

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2022 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

291 The next UK PM will be named Muhammad or Jugdish.

I'd put money on it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (UuD2k)

Clayton hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at July 07, 2022 10:31 AM (+Cgut)

292 284 Plus this from the comments: "I can't wait for the first full screen lock screen ad that looks like a lock screen and manages to capture my PIN."

That's the real end game, isn't it?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (ZGrMX)

Sounds like some people think they have a right to privacy.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Vr12I)

293 Isn't the term "pulse oximeter"? I thought a pulse taximeter was a device to determine if you can driver is in fact alive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We need look no further than the resume of the authoress:

Rebecca Sohn is a freelance science writer. She writes about a variety of science, health and environmental topics, and is particularly interested in how science impacts people's lives. She has been an intern at CalMatters and STAT, as well as a science fellow at Mashable. Rebecca, a native of the Boston area, studied English literature and minored in music at Skidmore College in Upstate New York and later studied science journalism at New York University.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:31 AM (ug8TC)

294 It's not butter, it's marginal spread.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (xp3PI)

295
It strange in some ways.

Great Britain has been castigated for its history of colonizing foreign countries, but I'm the end it will be foreign invaders that colonize it and finally set the sun on the British empire.

It's the end of all of those that choose the path of self-loathing.

If I have respect for any world leaders, it's the ones that say "This is ours, this is our history, this is who we are. We will not surrender it."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (LVPjk)

296 I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for PM of Great Britain.

If no one else wants it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (9qSw/)

297 It took a second.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (qH6FZ)

At yeast you got it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (7bRMQ)

298 Great Britain is dead...It's Dead Jim!!! Sure, it will flop around for a few year like a goldfish on the floor after the cat knocked over the bowl. But it will awaken to reality eventually. Not to worry though, the oldschool limey's will go down with a stiff upper lip.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (Rcp6g)

299 Plus this from the comments: "I can't wait for the first full screen lock screen ad that looks like a lock screen and manages to capture my PIN."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

Earlier this year, my old flip phone croaked, and I bought a cheap Android phone at Best Buy. I fucking hated it. And one of the worst things was having to unlock the damned thing every time I wanted to make a call, or even just add a contact to my list. I took it back for a refund the very next day.

Bought a Plum Ram flip phone from amazon, got it the next day, and it has been mostly satisfactory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (mV9zN)

300 A " Science Fellow at Mashable". These words do not make any sense.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (Vr12I)

301 "I think Will & Grace probably did more to educate the American public than almost anything anybody had done so far."

The other day, a gay employee pulled some of his gay fabulous flaming crap, and someone else said "Knock that shit off. Will and Grace went off the air 20 years ago and no one gives a shit about your gayness."

He did. Because the other person who told him that was also gay.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (lf83v)

302 "I think Will & Grace probably did more to educate the American public than almost anything anybody had done so far."

Its really, really weird that the overriding obsession of Our Betters is glorifying doing the sexual instinct wrong, isn't it? It often seems like misassembling genitals is the highest purpose of humanity in their minds.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (3/XaG)

303 Sounds like some people think they have a right to privacy.

I'm just surprised the company doesn't have a more obvious CIA front group name. "Cellphone Intelligence Acquisition" or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (ZGrMX)

304 282 279 I Wonder how long until the next pun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)

It took a second.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:29 AM (qH6FZ)

Now we need that Limerick Apertif.
Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (Vr12I)

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Yes - we definitely knead it.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (VJsqe)

305 Let me emphasize something from 293:

Rebecca, a native of the Boston area, studied English literature and minored in music at Skidmore College in Upstate New York and later studied science journalism at New York University.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (ug8TC)

306 I have yet to see a "science journalist" that is worth a shit.

They get simple concepts wrong all the time and only seem interested in linking everything to climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (UuD2k)

307 298 Great Britain is dead...It's Dead Jim!!! Sure, it will flop around for a few year like a goldfish on the floor after the cat knocked over the bowl. But it will awaken to reality eventually. Not to worry though, the oldschool limey's will go down with a stiff upper lip.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (Rcp6g)

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All because of Brexit...Sad...

I have a FB friend, a guy I knew in Italy, who's English by birth and has lived so long in Italy that he's lost his right to vote in England. Anyway, when Brexit happened he predicted 10 years of depression for England.

His wrongness has changed nothing in his mind, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:34 AM (IWtW+)

308 In happier news, I have an appointment at the courthouse this morning to get printed for my CCL.

YIPPEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (VQQA3)

Nurse, happy for you. You should move to South Dakota, we do not require permits. Constitutional State.

Free America. (Little rough in the winter though)

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

309 Yeah, the problem with gay people isn't that they're gay, it's that they won't shut up about it.

Kinda like Vegans. And crossfitters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (G0bXQ)

310 That's okay. No one give the Medal of Freedom any consideration when it is given to the likes of Ellen Degeneres, Oprah Winfrey and Joe Biden himself (2017). People know it is just flagrant politics at play.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Fragrant Politics, too !

Posted by: JT at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (T4tVD)

311 And Sous Viders.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (G0bXQ)

312 The lock screen stuff that the company is doing isn't going to be ads at first. It might not ever have ads. There's not really that much money in it for them to do ads.

What they will have is mandatory ruling class propaganda. The first versions are just putting approved "news" narratives on everyone's phone to better synchronize and update their NPC's software. When anything happens all the NPCs will have the correct words to vomit out to each other.

Look at how it is starting out and who is backing it. It is an NPC programming tool and it has big deepstate money entities backing it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (E9ZCZ)

313 Its really, really weird that the overriding obsession of Our Betters is glorifying doing the sexual instinct wrong, isn't it? It often seems like misassembling genitals is the highest purpose of humanity in their minds.

Destroying the family *and* depopulating the middle class, all in one. It's a win-win for Our Betters.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)

314 https://tinyurl.com/2p9hd9cm

Our betters tell the plan...UN must go

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:36 AM (ONvIw)

315 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The horde seems restless this morning.
I like the art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 10:36 AM (anj39)

316 306 I have yet to see a "science journalist" that is worth a shit.

They get simple concepts wrong all the time and only seem interested in linking everything to climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (UuD2k)

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Science journalism died with Omni magazine.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:36 AM (QbCrG)

317 Great Britain is dead...It's Dead Jim!!! Sure, it will flop around for a few year like a goldfish on the floor after the cat knocked over the bowl. But it will awaken to reality eventually. Not to worry though, the oldschool limey's will go down with a stiff upper lip.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2022 10:32 AM (Rcp6g)

In a hundred years they went from the most powerful country on the globe to some minor player in Europe. Only thing that will save us is our landmass and natural resources. Unless we split up, which is highly possible.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (qH6FZ)

318 Yes - we definitely knead it.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (VJsqe)

That might get a rise out of Muldoon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (7bRMQ)

319 Oh I think THE PLAN is not to destroy the Middle Economic class. Shrink it down, and make it exist on the sufferance of the State.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Vr12I)

320 Yes - we definitely knead it.

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:33 AM (VJsqe)

That might get a rise out of Muldoon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (7bRMQ)

That just might be the proof we kneed.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:38 AM (gmo/4)

321 Oh I think THE PLAN is not to destroy the Middle Economic class. Shrink it down, and make it exist on the sufferance of the State.

It's absolutely to destroy it. They want to rule, and the poor will be their micromanagement toys, and they don't even think about where the food and electricity and Internet will come from then, because they're all that stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)

322 Yeah, the problem with gay people isn't that they're gay, it's that they won't shut up about it.

Kinda like Vegans. And crossfitters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM (G0bXQ)

With all the "tolerance" and "celebrating" we've created an army of severely dysfunctional malignant narcissists.

Trannies are the newest (and most mentally ill) manifestation.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (sJHOI)

323 319 Oh I think THE PLAN is not to destroy the Middle Economic class. Shrink it down, and make it exist on the sufferance of the State.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Vr12I)

State wants to control production, control who gets what job (assigned work), control the flow of goods, etc.

It's the Soviet way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (PY/t0)

324 Doesn't work that way, he's not a Party member or in Parliament. You should know this, Canada's basically the same.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:30 AM (qH6FZ)

That's why it can work that way. Winston Churchill changed party affiliation several times in his career.

And in a parliamentary system, a person can become Party leader without having a seat. Should such a person win the leadership, some back-bencher in a safe seat resigns, and the new leader runs in a by-election to replace him. Same thing happens if a party leader loses his personal seat in a regular election.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (mV9zN)

325 What they will have is mandatory ruling class propaganda. The first versions are just putting approved "news" narratives on everyone's phone to better synchronize and update their NPC's software. When anything happens all the NPCs will have the correct words to vomit out to each other.

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Joseph Goebbels' brown shirt just turned green with envy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (FVME7)

326 319 Oh I think THE PLAN is not to destroy the Middle Economic class. Shrink it down, and make it exist on the sufferance of the State.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Vr12I)

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"The Road To Serfdom" was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:40 AM (QbCrG)

327 Oh I think THE PLAN is not to destroy the Middle Economic class. Shrink it down, and make it exist on the sufferance of the State.

They'll give you just enough to where submitting seems marginally better than revolt when you weigh the options.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:40 AM (LVPjk)

328 How much longer are these bread puns gonna pop up?

Posted by: Rex B at July 07, 2022 10:40 AM (RgNUc)

329 That just might be the proof we kneed.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:38 AM (gmo/4)

Just waiting to see if he's gonna do it, or loaf around.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:40 AM (7bRMQ)

330 319 the plan is poverty and low wages, and a cull.
Bill Gates got involved in Sri Lanka. They did the fertilizer ban so admired by Gates and Globalist. Now they are hungry, while they use to be pretty self sufficient.

Crimes against humanity=Gates and frenz

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

331 Joseph Goebbels' brown shirt just turned green with envy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (FVME7)

The Nazis gave every German household a radio. It only worked on Nazi party channels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2022 10:41 AM (Y5qcH)

332 If the UN published the benefits of global hunger, we best consider that the plan

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:42 AM (ONvIw)

333 In order to see what the left wants, look no further than China. The appearance of free will under strict state control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:42 AM (9h1S7)

334 Winston Churchill changed party affiliation several times in his career.
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"Anyone can rat. It takes a certain amount of ingenuity to re-rat."
--WLSC

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (aaGzp)

335 We need look no further than the resume of the authoress:

Rebecca Sohn is a freelance science writer. She writes about a variety of science, health and environmental topics, and is particularly interested in how science impacts people's lives. She has been an intern at CalMatters and STAT, as well as a science fellow at Mashable. Rebecca, a native of the Boston area, studied English literature and minored in music at Skidmore College in Upstate New York and later studied science journalism at New York University.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 10:31 AM (ug8TC)

In this particular instance, i would be willing to accept the notion that autocucumber changed "oximeter" to "taximeter", and she just didn't catch it.

Sloppy editing, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (mV9zN)

336 How much longer are these bread puns gonna pop up?

Posted by: Rex B at July 07, 2022 10:40 AM (RgNUc)

Who knows? They're baked in to Hordian DNA.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (7bRMQ)

337 333 In order to see what the left wants, look no further than China. The appearance of free will under strict state control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:42 AM (9h1S7)

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North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (QbCrG)

338 Right on target Boris cartoon:

https://nitter.it/bobscartoons/status/1544990271351525376

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (3mBSa)

339 He did. Because the other person who told him that was also gay.
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What a BITCH!!! [storms off]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (yikp0)

340 333 In order to see what the left wants, look no further than China. The appearance of free will under strict state control.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:42 AM (9h1S7)

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Is the insane pollution part of it, too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (IWtW+)

341 >>That don't impress me munch.

Resist we Munch. And we will Munch!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (uj06W)

342 62 57 52 dime-sized areolas > garbage can lid-sized areolas
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Squirter versus milker. Every Dutchman goes for the milker. Land of milk and honey. Its Biblical.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 07, 2022 09:42 AM (g/54t)

Some like 'em Jersey Cow big.

Big like chicken pot pies . . .

Posted by: Ned at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (spa8z)

343 I am starting to sour on these doughy puns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (9h1S7)

344 Some smart ass on Twatter . . .

Denlesks@Denlesks
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
Mayra Flores is AOC with class, brains and orthodontic care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)

345 The Nazis gave every German household a radio. It only worked on Nazi party channels.

One underreported aspect of Germany 100 years ago is that Hitler rose to power in part because the elites of the time were pushing the hot new "science" of transgenderism.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

346 Is the insane pollution part of it, too?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yes. But the state won't let you talk about it. We have the cleanest air ever thanks to dear leader.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (9h1S7)

347 And in a parliamentary system, a person can become Party leader without having a seat. Should such a person win the leadership, some back-bencher in a safe seat resigns, and the new leader runs in a by-election to replace him. Same thing happens if a party leader loses his personal seat in a regular election.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:39 AM (mV9zN)

Interesting. But there isn't a chance in hell the Tories would allow someone like Farage to be Party Leader. It would be like our House temporarily losing their minds and electing Trump the next Speaker. It's a fantasy.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (qH6FZ)

348 332 If the UN published the benefits of global hunger, we best consider that the plan

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:42 AM (ONvIw)

Yup. Always shocking that people think they don't mean what they say.

Yes, they want to make you eat bugs. Yes, they want you to own nothing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (PY/t0)

349 Denlesks@Denlesks
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
Mayra Flores is AOC with class, brains and orthodontic care.

Dayam. That insult has layers to it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (4olE8)

350 Denlesks@Denlesks
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
Mayra Flores is AOC with class, brains and orthodontic care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)

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Who is Denlesks - AOC's farrier?

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)

351 I am starting to sour on these doughy puns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (9h1S7)

Guess we butter stop then.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:47 AM (7bRMQ)

352 I fully endorse this painting, beings that I am full-blooded Norwegian on both sides. Both of my parents were born in Norway and I can trace my lineage back 500 years. Yes, there was one scoundrel who married a French woman back around 1840, but we don't talk about him and especially her!

Posted by: Blondie at July 07, 2022 10:47 AM (PIlQh)

353 Boobs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2022 09:30 AM

What'd you call us?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 07, 2022 10:47 AM (6jmQG)

354 Uh oh, Diogenes is back to scratchin’ again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (rr41A)

355 Scabies??

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (Vr12I)

356 Fitty Cent shops a photo.

https://bit.ly/3yn5efA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (FVME7)

357 Whatever the left wants, the oligarchs want Sri Lanka. Holland was the next no fertilizer country. Are they as likely to go hungry as Sri Lanka. No, at least not right away. Gates also underwrite their replacing independent grocery stores with warehouses. Who controls what you can order and how much. The oligarchs choose food as a weapon.

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

358 Is the insane pollution part of it, too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:43 AM (IWtW+)

Pollution is only a problem when you do it, not government or the ruling class.

Just like gun violence. If a wack-a-doo shoots 30 people, it's an issue and must be addressed.

If the government sends mobile missile systems, drones, ammo, mortars, mines, soldiers etc, to destroy large masses of people, it's justified.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (LVPjk)

359 351 I am starting to sour on these doughy puns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:44 AM (9h1S7)

Guess we butter stop then.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:47 AM (7bRMQ)

No! We should dial it all the way up to e-leaven!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (906pl)

360 The oligarchs choose food as a weapon.

They hate that we can feed ourselves as well as we want as much as we want. They believe that ability should be reserved only for them.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)

361 "Pioneer" gay cop arrested for soliciting underage sex. Weird. Unexpected.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 10:23 AM
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A Young Pioneer then?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 07, 2022 10:50 AM (zL564)

362 Interesting. But there isn't a chance in hell the Tories would allow someone like Farage to be Party Leader. It would be like our House temporarily losing their minds and electing Trump the next Speaker. It's a fantasy.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:45 AM (qH6FZ)

Probably won't happen. But maybe, if none of the notably lackluster mob of current and ex ministers captures any public support, the party might start looking for a savior outside their ranks. They have to think ahead to the next election.

Daniel Hannan is another dark horse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:50 AM (mV9zN)

363
Guess we butter stop then.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

They'll just rise up again and need to be punched down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2022 10:51 AM (qPabf)

364 348. I wonder if Kidman and Gates eat bugs, and why Canada has a huge indoor cricket raising facility? No. I don't wonder anymore than I wonder how fertilizer shortages were a huge part of the Zelensky game.

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:51 AM (ONvIw)

365 And Sous Viders.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM

Hey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2022 10:51 AM (RkC6l)

366
Whatever the left wants, the oligarchs want Sri Lanka. Holland was the next no fertilizer country. Are they as likely to go hungry as Sri Lanka. No, at least not right away.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

https://tinyurl.com/y8akpz9e

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 07, 2022 10:51 AM (LVPjk)

367 Hard to believe the MSM is held in such low regard.

TIME@TIME
Abortion restrictions may be making it harder for patients to get a cancer and arthritis drug

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)

368 360. Cull private jets and oligarch chow

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (ONvIw)

369 No! We should dial it all the way up to e-leaven!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (906pl)

No time! We gotta get out of here, quick.

Posted by: Moses at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (7bRMQ)

370 They hate that we can feed ourselves as well as we want as much as we want. They believe that ability should be reserved only for them.

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They can always create a new product that only they can have. But steak ... there really isn't anything better than steak. They hate that everyone can have it.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (sX1BW)

371 No! We should dial it all the way up to e-leaven!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM

Eleven, matza menos.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (RkC6l)

372 367 Hard to believe the MSM is held in such low regard.

TIME@TIME
Abortion restrictions may be making it harder for patients to get a cancer and arthritis drug
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)

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Final sentence:

"Nah, it's not. But it coulda."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (IWtW+)

373
I am starting to sour on these doughy puns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

You could at yeast try to ignore them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (pNxlR)

374 I see AOC is in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

375 'Edvard, don't ever show this painting to anyone!'

-Unserage 'model'

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gktX6)

376 Well it looks like the wheels are in motion for the release of Brittney Griner. Now that she's plead guilty and the trial is about to wrap up, Putin is going to put the screws to Biden for concessions and/or a lopsided prisoner swap.

Gird your loins. This could be even worse then Obama's Bergdahl deal.

Posted by: WisRich at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (G0vdT)

377 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2022 10:12 AM (44ww/)

This is outright disgusting and Biden should be impeached JUST for THAT. Rapinoe is an anti-American cuntbag that has NO business anywhere NEAR an honor so distinguished as that.

Neither does Tiger Woods and I thought it was a disgrace that Trump gave one to him. It incredibly diminishes the worth of the medal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

378 They hate that we can feed ourselves as well as we want as much as we want. They believe that ability should be reserved only for them.

Part of the plot in Soylent Green.

Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (gmo/4)

379 I see AOC is in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

From 5 years ago......hmmmmmmmmm.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

380 -Unserage 'model'
Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gktX6)

Unserage used to be a thing, in Nascar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (mV9zN)

381 278 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.

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[With Debra Messing in the news:] Joe Biden on Meet the Press in 2012 --

"I think Will & Grace probably did more to educate the American public than almost anything anybody had done so far."

Dude had a sub-80 IQ even back then ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 07, 2022 10:28 AM (QbCrG)

IT WAS FUNNY CAUSE IT FEATURED A RAGING STEREOTYPICAL SHOW TUNE SINGING GAY DUDE VAMPING AROUND WITH A FABULOUSLY NOTORIUS DRUG ADDLED AND DRUNK WINE MOM.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (57PHQ)

382 Now that she's plead guilty and the trial is about to wrap up, Putin is going to put the screws to Biden for concessions and/or a lopsided prisoner swap.

If Biden trades the Ukraine for a lesbian, I may laugh for weeks.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)

383 368 360. Cull private jets and oligarch chow

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (ONvIw)

No arugula!?!

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (AwYPR)

384 They'll just rise up again and need to be punched down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2022 10:51 AM (qPabf)

Then we'll stick them in a corner and cover them with a cloth.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (7bRMQ)

385 367. I have arthritis. As I am following a family path, it will worsen. I'd prefer the pain than to have babies die to ease it. Kids lives>geriatric lives, let alone geriatric discomfort

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (ONvIw)

386 We’re having lots of bun with these bread puns! We’re on a roll!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (rr41A)

387 Every tyranny needs its' apparatchiks. They will have privileges for their subservience. And the State, it always grows. A very Soviet model is what I believe is coming globally.

Posted by: kraken at July 07, 2022 10:56 AM (Vr12I)

388 We’re having lots of bun with these bread puns! We’re on a roll!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (rr41A)

At yeast there aren't any fish puns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:56 AM (mV9zN)

389 If Biden trades the Ukraine for a lesbian, I may laugh for weeks.

LOL

Posted by: Squid at July 07, 2022 10:56 AM (VyJYv)

390 383 368 360. Cull private jets and oligarch chow

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:52 AM (ONvIw)

No arugula!?!
Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (AwYPR)

You will pry my Wagyu beef from my girlishly soft dead hands!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 07, 2022 10:57 AM (PiwSw)

391 383. Bugs only.
Arugula and kale are simple to grow. Grandsons brought me kale seeds from Monticello. I will very soon be sneaking kale onto neighbors' front porches.

Posted by: CN at July 07, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

392 Fitty Cent shops a photo.

https://bit.ly/3yn5efA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 07, 2022 10:48 AM (FVME7)

Be proud, black community. This is how the Democrats think they can garnish your votes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

393 379 I see AOC is in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

From 5 years ago......hmmmmmmmmm.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

Don't worry we'll get rogjt on it after we get to the bottom of everyone who was associated with Trumpybear.

Posted by: DA OF NEW YORK at July 07, 2022 10:57 AM (57PHQ)

394 At yeast there aren't any fish puns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:56 AM (mV9zN)

Awww.

Posted by: Loaves and Fishes at July 07, 2022 10:58 AM (7bRMQ)

395 We’re having lots of bun with these bread puns! We’re on a roll!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 07, 2022 10:55 AM (rr41A)

At yeast there aren't any fish puns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2022 10:56 AM (mV9zN)

Do we really knead them?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2022 10:58 AM (anj39)

396 I see AOC is in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

Meh, State of NY, and she only owes three grand.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:59 AM (qH6FZ)

397
Meh, State of NY, and she only owes three grand.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 07, 2022 10:59 AM (qH6FZ)

But she can't afford to pay her school loans!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

398 see AOC is in trouble with the IRS for not paying taxes.
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

Eh.
- Tim Geithner

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 07, 2022 11:00 AM (eHziZ)

399 Brittney Griner pleads guilty to drug and smuggling charges in Russia.

LOL. Spend years pissing on the US, they whine, pleas & beg for them to come rescue your ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2022 11:00 AM (ZaOYB)

400 Punk Chimp up.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2022 11:00 AM (906pl)

401 I hate to brioche the subject, but asiago to the monkey thread now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 11:01 AM (9h1S7)

402
Meh, State of NY, and she only owes three grand.
Posted by: lowandslow

And we're paying her ~170000/year so she can't really afford to pay all 3 grand of it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2022 11:01 AM (qPabf)

403 And Sous Viders.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 07, 2022 10:35 AM

and Insta-Potters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2022 11:02 AM (4I/2K)

404 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2022 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

405 Giving the medal of honor to Rapinoe is just tit-for-tat.
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It's the Medal of Freedom, not the MoH.

Don't get it twisted.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 07, 2022 11:02 AM (EuFDw)

406 I hate to brioche the subject, but asiago to the monkey thread now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2022 11:01 AM (9h1S7)

Oh well, time to bread box the puns.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2022 11:03 AM (7bRMQ)

407 #362 It looks like candidates have to be a sitting MP to be nominated [with at least eight MPs backing the nomination]:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-62068930

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 07, 2022 11:07 AM (yikp0)

408 They hate that we can feed ourselves as well as we want as much as we want. They believe that ability should be reserved only for them.
Posted by: Ian S.
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See: 2nd paragraph of linked item at 198

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2022 11:14 AM (Fk2FG)

409 Strike a pose.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 07, 2022 12:00 PM (hVqGz)

410 "I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby..." Whoa, was Papa don't Preach a pro-life song? Madge should be canceled....

Posted by: Mordru at July 07, 2022 01:08 PM (utRu+)

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