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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | We Stand On Guard For ONTJuly 1! Man, it's crazy how time flies. I'm sure everyone knows what July 1 is, right? Chinese man uses fireworks to prevent his house from being torn down — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 2, 2022 Superman says “Hi!” Fido Friday: Well trained dog — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 2, 2022 Current events update Technology is getting scary We know that leftists don't live in the real world, but does anyone else think that some of these more rabid protesters seem a little too....creepily worked up by the imaginary things they are protesting? Not the sharpest bulb in the drawer — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 2, 2022 Life on the border of red states right now Most people don't know that George Washington became a small business owner after he left the presidency These guys are no fun at all I like magic tricks, but good patter really makes them fun — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 2, 2022 Is this real, or is it one of those Obvious Plant type photoshops? Mike won't know what hit him How leftist economics works The story behind Accuracy International landing the British military contract — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 2, 2022 Sweden's answer to King Arthur Qatar is quite clear where they stand Jan 6 hearing update Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (ulric) 2
first
Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (GJnvT) 3
Canada Day? Who throws a birthday party for their hat?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW) 4
Hi
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm crying at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt) 5
I have called the others. Now the content
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 09:58 PM (MGB5H) 6
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 09:58 PM (arJlL) 7
Fourth of July. Today it's almost like having a birthday party for your dead relatives.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (7bRMQ) 8
Good evening everyone! Happy Independence Day weekend.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (Msys3) 9
Happy Friday Horde!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (a4EWo) 10
No penguins!!?
Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (nxdel) 11
{{DDS}}!!
Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel) 12
How many redheads are in Canada?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (rzOL9) Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:01 PM (KTPXo) 14
Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.
The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (5p7BC) 17
WeirdDave has to have a certain percentage of Canadian content in his ONTs or he can't get the government grants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ) 18
Tomorrow morning, as is our annual habit, the neighborhood cul-de-sac will be the site of a kid's bike parade and neighbors offering pancakes, donuts and coffee.
The local Fire Department will also be there to create an arc of water from a hose to ride underneath. Fortunately, there is no upper limit to the age of 'kid' allowed in the parade. America remains a great place to live. Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (Msys3) 19
Let me know when lust month comes around.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (d4Wno) Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (WcGJT) 21
So. Much. Content!
Love it Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 01, 2022 10:03 PM (PHxng) 22
Imma holdin' out for Simony Month then I can ignore the rest of the year.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2022 10:04 PM (IEa8U) 23
units of Canada.*
And here I thought metric was a pain in the ass. Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker What's the conversion rate to merican? Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (MGB5H) 24
In another decade or two, I used to race dirt track stock cars in North Dakota. The Canucks would come down frequently and they were invariably drunk. I didn't car much about contact on the track, but they really didn't care! BUT - - they didn't bring any damned penguins.
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (KTPXo) 25
Genius TX AG Ken Paxton, who I normally don't hate, has said he's looking into fining TX state companies 100K if they pay for an employee to travel to another state to have an abortion.
I'm as prolife as the next person, rabidly so, some might say. But how the fuck can such a policy possibly be even a tiny bit legal? Talk about a retarded own-goal. Take the fucking win on Roe and Casey being overturned and implement a heart-beat bill based on science. Don't do stupid shit like this that makes people think we're insane. Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (8gxrg) 26
That is, I didn't CARE much . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (KTPXo) 27
GREAT ONT WD !
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (arJlL) 28
good evening y'all
Posted by: wing at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (PlW9M) 29
Un-firstungskeitungslich
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (thbCK) 30
Canada! Canada-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Canada!
Posted by: Van Halen at July 01, 2022 10:07 PM (oTZbj) 31
Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi) 32
Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.
The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later. Posted by: The ARC of History! I would volunteer to organize Sloth Month, but... Posted by: Miklos is kinda lazy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (t3/qz) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (rzOL9) 35
Miklos !
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (arJlL) 36
RE: Loretta's...
They may not let you have any fun, but at least their pralines are "authentic"...That's gotta be worth something, right? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:09 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: Miklos thought you had potential at July 01, 2022 10:09 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (xhaym) 39
You folks up in the hat are alright, y'know?
Well, most of them. There are the random hosers, eh? Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (KTPXo) 40
Question. Does Canada produce any sprits of note that are *not* in the "Crown Royal" profile of a blended whisky?
I'm thinking Canada ought to be able to produce both a good Scotch and a passable Bourbon. They've got the grains for both, to be sure. And they might well end up distilling the politest, non-controversial Vodka known to mankind. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (tkOps) 41
JT
Posted by: The other Hiya Guy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (thbCK) 42
Evening, 'ettes and 'rons. For reasons of marital harmony and domestic tranquility, Weirddave kinda has to acknowledge Canada Day.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (v23vE) 43
{{jewells}}, good to see you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (a4EWo) 44
Your Srpski is getting worse.
Posted by: Miklos thought you had potential Never knew I had one.... Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (arJlL) 45
Kathy Hochul tells Biden New York is an 'enlightened state' as he opens the door for abortions on Native American land: President says women will get arrested for traveling for terminations and admits he doesn't have votes to change the filibuster
https://mol.im/a/10974157 Posted by: Ciampino - all those 'poor' women at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (qfLjt) 46
They do ice wine up there. Not sure if that qualifies as "spirits".
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (lkr42) 47
Bronco! NIXON!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (HnE9b) 48
Can we have a Lust Month for Redheads?
Cause I would be all over that: Posted by: Bulgaroctonus I have to cut back to just one month? Wow guys. Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (Msys3) 49
Damn you zettai! There's always something that slows me down.
Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GJnvT) 50
It's not that all these protestors are creepy, we know most liberals are creepy. The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.
If a bunch of klansmen were out protesting to allow crack dealerships in black neighborhoods everyone would be very suspicious, rightfully assuming they are doing this to harm people they hate. But when these people are fighting to murder babies we're told they're doing it for health or freedom, no they're doing it to harm people they hate. Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ) Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (arJlL) 52
That magician was pretty good.
Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GJnvT) 53
I shouldn't be surprised if I lose electricity here at the palatial Zettaibunker any moment -- a storm rageth in my AO right now... Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (73P6F) 54
Got one for you. WhoGrass doing Baba O'Reilly. There is a stand up bass.
https://youtu.be/KTf5zGeanRY Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (YynYJ) 55
Canada Red! Canada Red! He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head!
Posted by: New Riders of the Purple Sage at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj) 56
Happy Canada Day, Eh!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (eyOr9) Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (LOVUx) 58
32 Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.
The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later. Posted by: The ARC of History! I would volunteer to organize Sloth Month, but... Posted by: Miklos is kinda lazy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (thbCK) Gluttony month is clearly November... thanksgiving... And Greed Month? December. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (oHd/0) 59
Top 50? Fire works guy was more successful than I would have thought. I drink at a bar with regulars I've dubbed Drunk Knights of the round table. No assembly required.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (duT0u) 60
The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM I like all the blue hairs posting about a sex strike. "Um, ma'am is it? You can't strike since you were already fired." Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:16 PM (ftFVW) 61
The real question for those idiots in the red robes is, why do you want me to get raped? Why would you take away my firearm which protects me from such?
Idiots. Those white bonnets are completely empty, from one side to the other. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:16 PM (LOVUx) 62
That pride month bullshit made me nervous for 30 days. Can I get a gov't check for that?
Posted by: dartist at July 01, 2022 10:17 PM (+ya+t) 63
Drats. Not top 50. Curses. Foiled again. Thanks for the laugh out loud content WD.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 01, 2022 10:17 PM (duT0u) Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (73P6F) 65
John Gage
@johnrobertgage .@AOC says she is getting her nails done as an act of "resistance" post-Dobbs. https://bit.ly/3OTwKI4 - That'll teach 'em! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (FVME7) 66
Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!
Posted by: Cicero The test results haven't come back yet! Posted by: Unashamed Poofters at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Art Fleming at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ) 68
But when these people are fighting to murder babies we're told they're doing it for health or freedom, no they're doing it to harm people they hate.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ) They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (LOVUx) 69
The test results haven't come back yet!
Posted by: Unashamed Poofters at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (thbCK) Monkey pox for everyone! Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:19 PM (LOVUx) 70
Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (lkr42) 71
Well, that was a great ONT, WeirdDave, and thank you.
I watched 'Witchfinder General" which is one of the most unpleasant masterpieces ever made. Seriously, it's depressing, but Vincent Price proves he can out-act Freddy Krueger with no effort. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (m0zqP) 72
No sex for you!
Posted by: Abortion Nazi at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj) 73
Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (lkr42) --- Don't get too cocky. They are still hellbent on converting America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (K5n5d) 74
Now that it's July, will all the corporate whores fuck off with the rainbow shit and will the fags shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (+MQM5) 75
No penguins!!?
Posted by: jewells45 You know how it is. It starts with penguins but next thing you know it's polar bears. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7) 76
48 Tonypete, as long as you agree to share..:.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:23 PM (rzOL9) Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:23 PM (4I/2K) 78
Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO) 79
Well, all the idiots are out shooting off fireworks already. I'm dead tired. Probably won't get to sleep til after midnight. Night all.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel) 80
I'll just celebrate my country for a month.
It will be here long after the leftwit pudsnackers are bad memories. Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (KATBx) 81
in honor of AOC's decision, I am going to get a haircut as a way to strike back at the patriarchy.
And to make it a double blow, I am only going to pay old Rick the Barber two bucks as a tip! Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (thbCK) 83
They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Abstinence makes the fond grow harder. Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL) 84
Now that it's July, will all the corporate whores fuck off with the rainbow shit and will the fags shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (+MQM5) --- Ya know, considering how much "PRIDE" shit is now going to a landfill, that can't be good for the environment...Ah, Lefties...Is there nothing they can't fuck up? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d) 85
Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!
Posted by: Cicero The test results haven't come back yet! Posted by: Unashamed Poofters i thought July was Monkey Pox Butt Sex testing month. do they have to crap on a test strip, or what? Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (UgAdJ) 86
Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave "Push the little Daisies and make 'em come up" Posted by: Miklos, a bit of a Weenie at July 01, 2022 10:26 PM (thbCK) 87
*hands out 8 lb. sledgehammers to all the Morons*
Boys, you find any of those soy addled libs who want a vasectomy, tell them you can help, and at no charge. Tell 'em their pancaked nutsacks will qualify them for lifetime membership in the Rachel Corrie Fan Club. "One Swing and You're In!" Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (tkOps) 88
Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (UgAdJ) 89
My meat world name is Mike. I love the rat trap meme.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq) 90
If all the liberal woman abort all their babies and all the liberal men get vasectomies to protest the Dobbs verdict pretty soon two problems are solved. No more abortions and no more liberals.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (TGBcr) 91
They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Abstinence makes the fond grow harder. Posted by: JT Tole you Peoples Posted by: Nancy Reagan, you can ask Tipper Gore at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK) 92
They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (LOVUx) Good catch. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:29 PM (AmoqO) 93
61 The real question for those idiots in the red robes is, why do you want me to get raped? Why would you take away my firearm which protects me from such?
Idiots. Those white bonnets are completely empty, from one side to the other. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief They want to go easy on criminals. They want to take away our guns. They hate normal people. They hate us. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 01, 2022 10:29 PM (+lVUW) 94
two problems are solved.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM Yeah, but they have set up the apparatus to multiply via indoctrination. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW) 95
Poor Mike! I just don't think it is right to target him like that!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (K0jo2) 96
Who would a friend, mentor, pioneer?
Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (thbCK) The answer is ^ | Posted by: Art Fleming at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ) 97
If all the liberal woman abort all their babies and all the liberal men get vasectomies to protest the Dobbs verdict pretty soon two problems are solved. No more abortions and no more liberals.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (TGBcr) --- As I pointed out above, they'll only try HARDER to convert America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment. Lefties are perfectly happy to extinguish the human race from this planet as long as they are the last to go. On that cheery note, hope everyone has a great Independence Day! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (K5n5d) 98
found a new ewetube channel to watch. Diesel Creek. dude rescues, rebuilds, and uses old construction equipment.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (UgAdJ) 99
*hands out 8 lb. sledgehammers to all the Morons*
Will also go well with my new kindling splitter. More uses than any Ronco product. Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK) 100
40:
Kingsley Amis once said something like this: "Canadians are fine people, but probably the only ones in the world who could created a boring whisky". Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (p6eON) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (yikp0) 102
Those handmaid types should wear the black sack as women do in actual real-world brutal theocracies right now... Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (jG2W7) Posted by: Mikeaholics Anonymouse at July 01, 2022 10:33 PM (thbCK) 104
Tomorrow is BBQ day. Got 2 briskets at Kroger, one for tomorrow and one to freeze for later in the year.
Prep and smoke it tomorrow, rest it overnight in the oven, and dig in on Sunday. Yum. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K) 105
They may not let you have any fun, but at least their pralines are "authentic"...That's gotta be worth something, right?
Their pralines are great. They also have great beignets; last time I was in New Orleans, I tried both Lorettas and Cafe du Monde; I by far preferred Lorettas. Very friendly, too. And she heavily decorated her main location with bible verses. I think she passed recently, dont know if her heirs will be as awesome. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (U+Oxn) 106
Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9) 107
Now I'm told that that woman unable to control their pregnancy are just livestock. Uh, aren't there two stages before you have to choose an abortion? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (/U27+) 108
The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ) They have young nieces they want to drive to a clinic. Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:35 PM (6RgRK) 109
Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL) Absinthe. Absinthe makes the thujone harder . . . OK, needs work. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym) 110
More uses than any Ronco product.
Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK) But wait. There's so much more! Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ) 111
Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus It is impolite to speak with your mouth full. Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (thbCK) 112
he answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ) --- I wonder if it's driven by envy. None of these people will ever experience the joy of being a parent...And that's why they hate normies. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:37 PM (K5n5d) 113
Screech. The Canadians, actually the Newfound landers, import a Barbados rum that has an exciting name and is pretty boring.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym) 114
{Debby}! (It took me this long to get through the content and make it this far in the comments.)
Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (GJnvT) Posted by: Miklos heir to the fabled Ginsu fortune at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (thbCK) 116
Eugenics never went away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz) 117
Don't get too cocky. They are still hellbent on converting America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel We can recapture America's youth with lower corporate tax rates and enterprise zones. Posted by: GOPe at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (0snk2) 119
People who demand we have a robust safety net have a different idea for keeping people out of the net.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz) 120
116 Eugenics never went away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz) Eugenics are racism by another name. Always. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (0snk2) 121
Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21 Indeed, let them go extinct. Thanks for the ONT WD, mucho content. Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (55Qr6) 122
We can recapture America's youth with lower corporate tax rates and enterprise zones.
Posted by: GOPe And amnesty. Don't forget amnesty. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (t3/qz) 123
My company is one that just announced paying for employees to travel for abortions. But they worded it in a very deferential way, talking about strong opinions and both sides and everyone needs to respect those that don't agree with them.
Interestingly, the stated policy is paying for travel expenses for any health procedure covered by company health insurance, they do not say abortions. Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions? Seems to not be the kind of thing they would pay for, given they try to deny everything. Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC) 124
The Mrs would watch Handmaids Tale in
Marathon sessions. Mesmerized. And she’s been pro Roe for a long time. One of our disputes. When Dobbs decision was leaked a while back, and the news organs (npr) began to manipulate their audience, I would anticipate the severity of some of her responses. One morning after I dropped her at her work I’m in the walk-in closet and there on the floor is what I thought was one of those Handmaid’s hats. Looking closer, I see it was the dog collar our black lab wore after one of his surgeries! Posted by: Rex B at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (24hgG) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (MGB5H) 126
If anyone's seen Rekieta's stream when he does 'Unbreaded' it occurred to me that his racial superiority rants remind me of a book I read for a history class in college. 'Racial Hygiene.' If ever there was a more evil and dystopian phrase, it is that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (0snk2) 127
For those interested, I put some photos of the Lorettas main location and their beignets, pralines, and sweet potato cookies up on the MeWe Deplorable Gourmet group.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (U+Oxn) 128
Hey, whatever happened to those Ginny Thomas J6 texts? I thought Clarence was going to be impeached and convicted over them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+) 129
They believe the stories they see on television are real.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (0snk2) Partially that, and I think they are actually protecting the girls, since "protecting" confers extra status and position in society Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym) 130
Eugenics never went away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz) I hate their stupid songs. Two lines repeated over and over and over. Annie's haircut stinks too. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:43 PM (/U27+) 132
By the way, somehow, I wound up on the CA AG email list. CA has now moved to restrict CA government travel to AZ. Something about CA funds, etc., and that we're an abortion backwater as far as the enlightened denizens of CA government.
Good. (I now take extra delight collecting my CA pension while living in AZ) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/) 133
40 Question. Does Canada produce any sprits of note that are *not* in the "Crown Royal" profile of a blended whisky?
Newfoundland Screech Ryan Clowe approved, eh. Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g) 134
"they actually think they are protecting the girls . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (xhaym) 135
*GLARE*
Posted by: Miklos heir to the fabled Ginsu fortune at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (thbCK) We carry our own paper! Posted by: Lee's Barstools and Dinettes at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ) 136
Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies. Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (rzOL9) 138
Canadians seem to do sweet well.Ciders and ice wine, for example. I'd like to try some of their fruit liqueurs I've heard of. But they seem hopeless on the whiskey front. Or maybe we only get their shit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj) 139
This is what a horde fridge should look like
http://tinyurl.com/f3rdecru Posted by: Ciampino - golden at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (qfLjt) 140
(I now take extra delight collecting my CA pension while living in AZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!! Posted by: Another unhinged commie at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (thbCK) 141
probably the only ones in the world who could created a boring whisky
--------- *looks at bottle of Canadian Club* Well, he had a point. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (5p7BC) 142
Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC) It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations. Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (6RgRK) 143
Another wave of rain, wind, and lightning is on the way here... The National Weather Service is serious this time! Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (jG2W7) 144
This is what a horde fridge should look like
http://tinyurl.com/f3rdecru Posted by: Ciampino - golden The other garage/basement fridge. Not the beer fridge. Posted by: Miklos the Part-Time Prepper at July 01, 2022 10:47 PM (thbCK) 145
I hate their stupid songs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM I see what you did there and hey now! Sweet Dreams was a cool song. Though I'll admit I marginally prefer the Marilyn Manson version. (walks away in shame) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:47 PM (ftFVW) 146
Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies. Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6) ------------- congrats to both of you. My wife and I could pass for having been married 40+ years. Alas, we'll be doing well to make 20. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:48 PM (5pTK/) 147
Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies.
Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6) Back at you, and yes it does. No time to look back, except with fondness. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM (AmoqO) 148
Hey, whatever happened to those Ginny Thomas J6 texts? I thought Clarence was going to be impeached and convicted over them.
Posted by: Hadrian The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM (t3/qz) 149
The dog training video seemed strange somehow. Someone can probably explain it. The dog attacks for aggressive behavior but is then called off. If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2) 150
I forgot to mention, “snizz.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (rzOL9) 151
The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM The text said something to the effect of... Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (ftFVW) 152
Mom's birthday is today. I sure miss her.
Posted by: Infidel at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (r2IDy) 153
The dog training video seemed strange somehow. Someone can probably explain it. The dog attacks for aggressive behavior but is then called off. If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2) ---------- It looked like the dog was bring trained to differentiate between friendly and aggressive behavior. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (5pTK/) 154
*looks at bottle of Canadian Club*
Well, he had a point. Posted by: Dave in Fla When I was 18 (rather recently) a bottle of Chivas was a Big Deal Posted by: Miklos has an eidetic memory of hangovers at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (thbCK) 155
Dents, Dings, Creases and Bumpers
We Do It All, Call Today Posted by: New England Dent Removal at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (llON8) 156
Eugene: from Greek Eugenios meaning ‘well-born’, ‘noble’.
Eugenetics: Eugenics is a set of beliefs and practices that aim to improve the genetic quality of a human population, historically by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior. I have questions. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (5pTK/) 158
I received a MacBook pro for my birthday. I am a diehard pc owner but my daughter thought I would change overnight to a mac fanatic. Well, I somehow mixed up my password with my Apple ID and was locked out of my computer for 24 hours. After the 24 hours, I received an email that I was locked out for TWO WEEKS while they made sure I was who I said I was. I called Apple support and they said so sorry, that's security, we can't help you. I called my daughter and told her she could have this pos back. I have bought firearms faster that did the background checks faster than this.
Posted by: Megthered at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (AdxHD) 159
Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx) 160
>>> If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2) After the aggression starts and the dog attacks the guy tries calling the dog off. I'm sure this is part of the test and the dog does not respond. Then the woman says heel and the dog immediately responds. This all seems to be perfect to me. Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (0fVbu) 161
Screech. The Canadians, actually the Newfound landers, import a Barbados rum that has an exciting name and is pretty boring.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym) Screech used to be a liquor made leaching the dregs of rum out of casks with water. Po' folks rum. Of course, in the modern regulated world, it's just another blended rum. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (wut0L) 162
12 How many redheads are in Canada?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (rzOL9) ---- One less, since Weirddave imported me from there. Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (GpUUo) 163
Newfoundland Screech Ryan Clowe approved, eh. Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g) Sortilage which is a maple syrup and Canadian Whiskey liqueur Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym) 164
I forgot to mention, “snizz.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus backatcha "bares teeth in that sexy, sexy way" Posted by: AOC at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (thbCK) 165
23 units of Canada.*
And here I thought metric was a pain in the ass. Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker -- What's the conversion rate to merican? Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (MGB5H) ---- You mean like 1 Canada = 1 Texas + 1/2 Alaska Eh! Can = TX + AK/2 = (2TX + Ak)/2 (for discussion purposes only so don't go all Texan on me, and you too Alaska) I just wanted to get all the "No Math on ONT" mad at me. Posted by: Ciampino - just simple equations you say at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt) 166
by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.
Precisely why PP sets up shop in poor black neighborhoods, and not, say, Nantucket. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:56 PM (t3/qz) 167
Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies. Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6) Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh* Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl) 168
I hate their stupid songs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM This one is just a bit different for Annie: http://tinyurl.com/56j8tpr6 Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (AmoqO) 169
*looks at bottle of Canadian Club*
Well, he had a point. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (5p7BC) Crown Royal is a better rye. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (wut0L) 170
excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.
Precisely why PP sets up shop in poor black neighborhoods, and not, say, Nantucket. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy *Ana Navarro nods enthusiastically* Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (MGB5H) 171
42 Evening, 'ettes and 'rons. For reasons of marital harmony and domestic tranquility, Weirddave kinda has to acknowledge Canada Day.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (v23vE) --- I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American. Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo) 172
I had a Jeep named Eugene.
Posted by: Popeye at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Holden Caulfield at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK) 174
Dents, Dings, Creases and Bumpers
We Do It All, Call Today Posted by: New England Dent Removal at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (llON Vogons? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (wut0L) 175
Hey, I'm here.
This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t) 176
Eugene: from Greek Eugenios meaning ‘well-born’, ‘noble’.
[ . . . ] I have questions. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K) I know, right? For example, why is Eugene, in spite of its name, so similar to Springfield? Be Better, Meth capital of the Southern Willamette Valley! Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym) 177
This one is just a bit different for Annie:
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM She sang a song at the end of one of the Lord of the Rings movies. That was far from her normal scene. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (ftFVW) Posted by: Marlon Miklos-Perkins at July 01, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK) 179
if somebody loved canada they would go out behind the barn with it and shoot it in the head
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:01 PM (VmXm1) 180
If somebody loved canada they would go out behind the barn with it and shoot it in the head
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:01 PM (VmXm1) Well that took a turn Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (MGB5H) 181
162 Hi, Gingy. I myself am married to a redhead. I am a great fan of y’all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (rzOL9) 182
Crown Royal mixed with Royal Crown cola, good?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (0fVbu) 183
The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn. I've heard that she's been "hanging around" with a black man. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (/NCI4) 184
excluding people and groups judged to be inferior
in fairness, this is why there are members committees Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (VmXm1) 185
159 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx) Congrats irongramdpa. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (AmoqO) 186
When Ana Navarro goes to weigh herself, she has to step onto a Richter Scale.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (tkOps) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (K0jo2) 188
>>> 175 Hey, I'm here.
This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t) Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (llON8) 189
Well, I've just been commenting around the margins, and it's getting late. It is time to slink off to bed and drift to sleep to Hearts of Space on the radio.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW) 190
It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations.
It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me. Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42) Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (dQAOd) 192
Crown Royal mixed with Royal Crown cola, good?
Posted by: banana Dream Crown and Crown Classy Darleen gets a few when she's good Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (thbCK) 193
nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (UgAdJ) Good job. Hope to see you guys there this year. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (AmoqO) 194
I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo) One of my Grandfathers was born in Salmo BC to Naturalized American citizens who had been born in Scotland. I have all the paperwork he had to go through to get his passport in the 50's, including the notarized statement of the midwife. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym) 195
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Newfoundland Screech Ryan Clowe approved, eh. Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g) Sortilage which is a maple syrup and Canadian Whiskey liqueur Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym) ---- I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe. Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo) 196
This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t) Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract? Posted by: Helena Handbasket I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t) 197
Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 Congrats on the longevity irong... I too md a ginger, she's mostly Scottish. Doing genealogy I found out our families lived about 15 miles apart in the Scottish borderlands in the 1600s. Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (55Qr6) 198
I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo) Well, spend enough time here in Texas, now that you're here, and all those lesser citizenships will pale and fade away. You'll be wearin' Texas Flag garb and saying, "I'm fixin' to . . . ", and the like. This is my 41st year being a resident of The Lone Star State. I got here as soon as I could. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Miklos understood about the no math thing at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (thbCK) 200
Puffins are more tasty than penguins anyway.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (4NlP1) 201
One of my Grandfathers was born in Salmo BC to Naturalized American citizens who had been born in Scotland.
I have all the paperwork he had to go through to get his passport in the 50's, including the notarized statement of the midwife. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym) My sister's hubby was born in Salmo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (wut0L) 202
I wonder if technology can read data to predict death, the way it can predict pregnancy or other life situations.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (K0jo2) 203
Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (t3/qz) 204
Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl) Wow. Way to hang in. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (Msys3) Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (qpX6U) 207
nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe.
Posted by: BifBewalski That may be assuming a great deal.... Posted by: Miklos don't want no trouble, hear? at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (thbCK) Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (Xrfse) 209
Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx) Oooh, what a lucky man, he is! Congrats! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (4I/2K) 210
Goodnight she hobbit
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (K0jo2) Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (/NCI4) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (u2OBY) 213
Count de Monet, I tell people that as well. I love it here.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (GpUUo) 214
So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Y+l9t) 215
>>> I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo) They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail. How does one go about getting out of state liquor? Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu) 216
It will be here long after the leftwit pudsnackers are bad memories.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (KATBx) I come here for that kind of pure poetry. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (LOVUx) Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (kOpft) 218
Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.
Are you denying the SCIENCE??? Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Xrfse) 219
Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (t3/qz) Heh. That's a head scratcher. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K) 220
Better than the numbers Posted by: Miklos understood about the no math thing at Unlike some that won't be named. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:11 PM (K0jo2) 221
So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) Daily beast described that as a "far right-wing revenge wet dream" I was like sign me up Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (MGB5H) 222
Puffins are fine, bit gannets wet their nests.
Posted by: Humpy Carlos at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (PIlQh) 223
Canadian whiskey is a poor substitute for real hootch.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (0OmEj) 224
That billboard from Qatar.
I'm not saying I agree. I'm just saying I understand. Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (kOpft) Scratch out the squiggles, and draw a cross there, and it would work, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (wut0L) 225
So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
I just finished the first two episodes. It's good, but a bit slow at times. I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (/NCI4) 226
I loled at the ikea table one. It was at least 2.5 Canadas of funny.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest I have these four leftover Ikea comments, and no idea which thread they go on Posted by: Miklos may hurt himself with this hex wrench at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (thbCK) 227
I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
Posted by: Archimedes Also that sweet sweet cash money Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (MGB5H) 228
Hey, if anyone knows how to get hold of Berserker, would you let him know I have a question for him?
In the meantime, does anyone know a company that makes odds sized luggage/trunks on wheels? I need something to carry a foldable mobility scooter on an airplane - the model I have used to make one, but they no longer make them. Need it in the next 6 weeks, as we are going on a cruise in mid-August and I would like to keep my new scooter from getting beat up by the gorillas in baggage handling! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (SRRAx) 229
They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail. How does one go about getting out of state liquor?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu) Hire a guy named Bandit and his buddy Snowman to go pick you up some and bring it back. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K) 230
This is my 41st year being a resident of The Lone Star State. I got here as soon as I could.
Posted by: Count de Monet Well before your birth then. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2) 231
Personally. I think that all comely ginger women should be given automatic US citizenship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (rzOL9) 232
Annie Lennox put out one or two Christmas albums that are worth a listen
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (RMN7W) 233
It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42) This man knows his stuff. Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (6RgRK) 234
Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t) The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (paGh3) 235
I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo) I have an empty bottle that my dad finished off. It has the cork stopper, so I use it to macerate anise and star anise with cheap white rum to make home-brew aguardiente. I use it mostly to add to my pie crusts and flavor some baked deserts. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (xhaym) 236
..How does one go about getting out of state liquor?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu) Some enterprising Moron or 'Ette might manage to snag you some to bring to the TxMoMeet. As if you needed further incentive to attend? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (tkOps) 237
Also that sweet sweet cash money
Posted by: BruceWayne Yeah, but those guys are at the peak of their earning potential. If it was money that they wanted, they'd probably be better off just making more movies instead of taking time to EP. At least I think that's how it would work, and I DID just watch a TV show, so, you know, expert. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (/NCI4) 238
Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl) Wow. Way to hang in. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (AmoqO) She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!! Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl) 239
Well before your birth then.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2) Well, naturally! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K) 240
>>> 123 My company is one that just announced paying for employees to travel for abortions. But they worded it in a very deferential way, talking about strong opinions and both sides and everyone needs to respect those that don't agree with them.
Interestingly, the stated policy is paying for travel expenses for any health procedure covered by company health insurance, they do not say abortions. Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions? Seems to not be the kind of thing they would pay for, given they try to deny everything. Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC) Wait, I'm cow-orkers with Dave in Fla?! I guess there could be some law firm which drafted a letter and multiple companies used a variant. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (llON8) 241
She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl) That's some stew! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K) 242
So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) Daily beast described that as a "far right-wing revenge wet dream" I was like sign me up Where does one watch it? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (K0jo2) 243
My sister's hubby was born in Salmo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (wut0L) Then you will understand when I say that Great Grandad was working in the Silver mines in Ymer Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:17 PM (/NCI4) 245
Yeah, but those guys are at the peak of their earning potential. If it was money that they wanted, they'd probably be better off just making more movies instead of taking time to EP. At least I think that's how it would work, and I DID just watch a TV show, so, you know, expert.
Posted by: Archimedes You're acting in the project might as well get yourself an EP credit so you get some say in the project plus double dip in the cash. It's not. Like they gotta hang around and oversee post production Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:17 PM (MGB5H) 246
know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
Posted by: Archimedes I could tell... *sobs into cheap Canadian whiskey* Posted by: Miklos, it's the pictures that got small at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (thbCK) 247
It gets better and speeds up. I read the book so I had an idea of where it was going but about the middle of the third epoisode it starts to come together and gets pretty exciting. There is so much garbage on TV that I am really impressed that they actually follow the book and aren't glamorizing how down and dirty war is.
I am impressed with the little things that they did to make Pratt look more common man than movie star. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t) 248
The proper name is Dominion Day. Can, Aus and NZ are Dominions of the Empire. The fuckwad Liberals changed it to Canada Day in the 80s when no one was paying attention. They also replaced our beautiful flag, red with the union jack in the corner and the coat of arms in the field, with the current red and white corporate logo flag when I was a young 'un in 1965. The old flag flies in my yard.
Posted by: John K at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (12h5R) 249
in fairness, there is a big difference in the value of freedom given because they are tired of you.
it is sort of the same as busting out of jail or having a dog abandoned roadside Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (0SUY6) 250
>>> Hire a guy named Bandit and his buddy Snowman to go pick you up some and bring it back.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K) There was a guy at a Sam's Club liquor store that would order me things. That was some time ago and far away. I've tried asking other places now around me now and they seem confused. They have like this catalog of alcohol from their distributor and if it isn't in there well it might as well not exist. Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (0fVbu) 251
The Chris Hemsworth thing was diappointing. Too weird.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t) 252
Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t) The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (paGh3) I'll gladly handle all the financial details, including graft oversight. Weasel Firearms, VLLC... Very Limited Liability Corporation! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3) 253
She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy Gulyas soup for you! Posted by: Miklos the Magyar Soup Anti-Nazi at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (thbCK) 254
I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.
Dishwasher and faucet installed today. Hot and cold running water and no more dishes to do. So glad plumber did it. The dishwasher was missing a coupling and all the valves and lines under the sink had to be replace nipples and unions too. Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (Xoxgm) 255
108 The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ) They have young nieces they want to drive to a clinic. Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:35 PM (6RgRK) ---- So who had their way with those nieces? ..... Paolo, come here. Posted by: Ciampino - wasn't me at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (qfLjt) 256
229 We gonna do what they say can't be done..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (RMN7W) 257
159 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx) Congrats irongramdpa. Posted by: Javems Seconded ! Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (arJlL) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (K0jo2) 259
Banana Dream, we bought four pints in the neighboring county last week. The fifth bottle was brought by a northern US friend when he came through town.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (GpUUo) 260
She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl) That's some stew! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K) She was an introvert, and I was very outgoing. Knew her all through HS. Total opposites. But, somehow it worked out. She's also been a volunteer EMT for the local first aid squad since 1994. Still going strong after all these years. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (Zvtjl) 261
I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy ------ If you haven't tried it, you might enjoy Yukon Jack. http://tinyurl.com/2dhzste5 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (ug8TC) 262
So who had their way with those nieces? ..... Paolo, come here.
Posted by: Ciampino You may to call, how you say, Eugene Posted by: AKA the Paolo at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (Xoxgm) 264
Then you will understand when I say that Great Grandad was working in the Silver mines in Ymer
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym) I have been to Ymer (Ymir?) years ago. The Slocan area is a famous mining district. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (wut0L) 265
..Need it in the next 6 weeks, as we are going on a cruise in mid-August and I would like to keep my new scooter from getting beat up by the gorillas in baggage handling! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (SRRAx)
Take your scooter to a local upholstery shop, and ask 'em to make you up a "soft-sided" case. Heavy ballistic nylon, strong zippers, foam-core between the inner & outer nylon parts. A really good shop will also manage to disassemble some cheap WallyWorld luggage, and use it's collapsing handle and wheel assemblies to integrate into yours. It'll weigh far less than a rigid case, and at a fraction of the cost of a "roadie" type trunk or Pelican case. Good luck! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (tkOps) 266
She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy Gulyas soup for you! Posted by: Miklos the Magyar Soup Anti-Nazi at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (thbCK) Guess who's done most of the cooking all these years? My Hungarian mom taught me well. LOL!! Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (Zvtjl) 267
That may be assuming a great deal.... Posted by: Miklos poor thing. she is stuck with me. married down and cannot escape. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (UgAdJ) 268
Good evening morons and thanks wd
Cheers to the wife on Canada Day. When I was a kid it was called Dominion Day. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (/NCI4) 270
They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail.Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu)
In Oregon you had to contact the Oregon Liquor Control Commission to ask if it is on their schedule to buy. If it is not, and is not of a class that is prohibited for some lame-ass reason, you have to request that it be purchased, and the flunky you talk to may actually know what it is needed to be done. If not you may have to either talk to a supervisor, or find out what statutes and rules cover this eventuality. My dad did this to buy a case of screech, and later a case of Ginger wine - as the OLCC will only order full cases. In at least one case, he had to read and interpret the rules to fill out the form to request that the OLCC allow purchase and import of non schedule liqour by one of the state liquor stores. (in both cases he had to take the whole case as the liquor store did not want to take a chance on the extra inventory) Or you can ask a bud going to Canada to bring you a bottle back Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym) 271
>>> 190 It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations.
It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me. Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42) Not all heroes wear capes. Posted by: Announcer Voice at July 01, 2022 11:24 PM (llON8) 272
Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt) 273
The Chris Hemsworth thing was diappointing. Too weird.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t) Well, in honor of Dominion Day, then, here is Wade Hemsworth, with a genuine Canadian classic: https://youtu.be/w8HrGhn9nLI Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (wut0L) 274
I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.
Dishwasher and faucet installed today. Hot and cold running water and no more dishes to do. So glad plumber did it. The dishwasher was missing a coupling and all the valves and lines under the sink had to be replace nipples and unions too. ... valves, I forgot valves, all the valves too Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (Xoxgm) Well, while you're in there, might as well remodel the rest of the kitchen too! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K) 275
72 No sex for you!
Posted by: Abortion Nazi at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj) ---- Are trans-women also getting the cold shoulder? What about trans-men with the teensie-weensie peeper-squeeker steam blower? Posted by: Ciampino - it was just a hiss of steam at July 01, 2022 11:26 PM (qfLjt) 276
the wife = your lovely bride
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt) 277
Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in. Posted by: blaster I'll gladly handle all the financial details, including graft oversight. Weasel Firearms, VLLC... Very Limited Liability Corporation! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar I'm pretty good at recruitment so could help get peons, I mean, people to work the line. (typo) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:27 PM (Y+l9t) 278
Yeah, Paxton. He sure is charging hard. Not a lot of thought into the wisdom of doing so, however.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n) 279
Someone like me.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42) Not all heroes wear capes. Posted by: Announcer Voice Weirddave may have several capes. And look rather fetching in them too. Posted by: Miklos could imagine how that could happen at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (thbCK) 280
I'm staying up so I can drive to the airport to pick my wife and kid up from the airport. The flight was supposed to arrive at midnight but it keeps getting delayed. Last update was almost 2am for arrival.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (0fVbu) 281
For Canada Day / Dominion Day viewing there is one option: Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (TGBcr) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (BgMrQ) 283
For Canada Day / Dominion Day viewing there is one option: Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by: Lost In Space Letterkenney is also acceptable Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (qAR6u) 285
75 No penguins!!?
Posted by: jewells45 You know how it is. It starts with penguins but next thing you know it's polar bears. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7) ---- Careful now. Polar bears is a step up. It could degenerate to otters. I think I could manage beavers though, with nice fur. Posted by: Ciampino - do beavers come with dams? at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Yep, Dominion at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (thbCK) 287
I have an empty bottle that my dad finished off. It has the cork stopper, so I use it to macerate anise Could I get your address? Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (63Dwl) 288
>>> 272 Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt) This will have no effect on inflation. Also, diesel prices have nothing to do with the price of anything else. Posted by: leftists at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (llON8) Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (thbCK) 290
Take your scooter to a local upholstery shop, and ask 'em to make you up a "soft-sided" case. Heavy ballistic nylon, strong zippers, foam-core between the inner & outer nylon parts. A really good shop will also manage to disassemble some cheap WallyWorld luggage, and use it's collapsing handle and wheel assemblies to integrate into yours.
It'll weigh far less than a rigid case, and at a fraction of the cost of a "roadie" type trunk or Pelican case. Good luck! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Ji and it in a nice seventies floral so it is not tacticool Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (0SUY6) 291
Dominion day sounds a little Supremacist to me.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (Y+l9t) 292
Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC) Most of these directives say they will pay for medical procedures not offered near you. I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (NSWcw) 293
>>> Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt) The minimum wage is zero. When an employer can no longer afford to pay a person the gov's "minimum wage" he will inform the person they are now making the actual minimum wage, zero. Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (0fVbu) 294
Mazel tov to ig and Mrs. ig
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (EZebt) 295
..and it in a nice seventies floral so it is not tacticool
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (0SUY6) Orange shag will render it theft-proof. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:34 PM (tkOps) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:34 PM (0SUY6) 297
Dominion day sounds a little Supremacist to me. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) Those darn shape shifting founders! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl) 298
Any procedure covered by insurance?
So if your primary care doctor is in Hawaii, you go there for a checkup, the company pays travel? I don't think they thought this through. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (paGh3) 299
288 >>> 272 Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt) This will have no effect on inflation. Also, diesel prices have nothing to do with the price of anything else. Posted by: leftists at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (llON If only Trump hadn't colluded with Putin, everything would be perfect under FJB! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3) 300
78 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO) ---- Enjoy and make the most of it. This year would have been our 47th as well but I lost my wife last year before our 46th. June 9 1975. Great joy then. Posted by: Ciampino - we need to enjoy our spouses while we are still together at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt) 301
If Willy Wonka ran a gay bar, this guy would be slinging drinks and getting stinkfingered by Don Lemon at that bar.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (IXpV7) Posted by: Harvest Gold at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (4I/2K) 303
http://tinyurl.com/54ctxf62
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (IXpV7) 304
Dammit
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (IXpV7) 305
..I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (NSWcw)
Welfare Offices are full of leeches! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (tkOps) 306
Hello, Hordesters! What's up?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (rF64X) 307
Dominion day
..... In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020. It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (NSWcw) 308
I don't think they thought this through.
Posted by: blaster I think we're gonna need you to help in the accounting department of Weasel Firearms, VLLC. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3) 309
How did they come up with $16.99? They couldn;t round it to $17.00?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Y+l9t) 310
http://tinyurl.com/54ctxf62
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM Should we know this...individual? Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (PzYGK) 311
WTF was that? Kill it with fire.
Posted by: Infidel at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (r2IDy) 312
I was driving through lower Ontario maybe 1991 and everyone has their headlights on during the day. I'm freaked out like why would people do that? They weren't doing it in Detroit 20 miles back.
So at the next pit stop I ask the cashier wth with the headlights? "Safety regulations" he says. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (EZebt) 313
I wonder if it's driven by envy. None of these people will ever experience the joy of being a parent...And that's why they hate normies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:37 PM (K5n5d) That's pretty much my thought. All the elderly ones either don't have kids or have kids and grandkids that hate them. All there groups just wasn't to destroy the traditional family so everyone else can be as miserable as them, it's pretty much the liberal idea for everything in thier race to the bottom. As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions. Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ) 314
In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020.
It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years. Posted by: Bitter Clinger Think you are wrong on that, we are not going to see it, but it will be observed every other year from now on! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3) 315
309 How did they come up with $16.99? They couldn;t round it to $17.00?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Y+l9t) === They started at $15 and it goes up every July 1 by some algorithm like CPI or something. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (EZebt) 316
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i thought July was Monkey Pox Butt Sex testing month. do they have to crap on a test strip, or what? Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (UgAdJ) ---- The buttsecks crowd doesn't crap on a test strip, they insert a test strip in their butts with appropriate applicator. Sheesh, I figured you'd know that. Posted by: Ciampino - flesh-colored, vibrating applicator available at your pharmacy at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (qfLjt) 317
Should we know this...individual?
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (PzYGK) Nope. I just saw the guy on one of my wife's terrible TV shows, and thought "oh man. Get a load of this freaking weirdo." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (IXpV7) 318
As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.
Can't we just abort liberals? Then we don't have to worry about whether or not they have guns. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (tkOps) 320
Enjoy and make the most of it. This year would have been our 47th as well but I lost my wife last year before our 46th. June 9 1975. Great joy then.
Posted by: Ciampino - we need to enjoy our spouses while we are still together at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt) Thank you and condolences. We have our struggles, physically, but are making it. Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO) 321
In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020.
It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (NSWcw) Actually, our last Dominion Day was on October 19, 1781 The Battle of Yorktown Beat them limey bastards but good... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (BgMrQ) 322
Hey chique!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (zYA/b) 323
...I just saw the guy on one of my wife's terrible TV shows, and thought "oh man. Get a load of this freaking weirdo."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM A wife with poor taste in televised entertainment, you say? *fistbump Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:44 PM (PzYGK) 324
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As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions. Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ) ---- I endorse this plan. Posted by: Ciampino - pick up your gun from the health clinic at July 01, 2022 11:44 PM (qfLjt) 325
Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.
I responded "Finally you get it." Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh3) 326
Hi Jim SND and SMH! And how are you wonderful folks doing?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (rF64X) 327
Say Lancelot, can you hand me an Allen-a-dale wrench.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (kXYt5) 328
As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ) Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter? Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (paGh3) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:48 PM (Y+l9t) 330
@swa you are right I should have posted the meme!
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:48 PM (paGh3) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3) 332
Chique, doing well. And better now, that you're here. *pours Canadian Club for Chique*
Enjoy! I hear it has the Seal of Approval ! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (tkOps) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (zYA/b) 334
106 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9) ---- Any boobs will do. It's like pizza, even a meh one is still a pizza. Posted by: Ciampino - boobies are birds too at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt) 335
Envy Month should be in March. People be wearin' green already.
'Sup horde? India a celebrates Constitutional Carry today. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (3Or4S) 336
We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV) 337
Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:
"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw) Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (tkOps) 339
106 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9) ---- Any boobs will do. It's like pizza, even a meh one is still a pizza. Posted by: Ciampino - boobies are birds too at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt) All boobs, great and small. A classic tale. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K) 340
Probably Ymir yes. This was in 1900 of course
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (xhaym) 341
I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger I know a guy in Budapest Posted by: Miklos notes the very favorable USD/HUF exchange rate at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (zYA/b) 343
We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV) The Mason-Dixon line border? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (4I/2K) 344
India has constitutional carry?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (63Dwl) 345
I know a guy in Budapest
I've been watching Lake Balaton travel videos. *starts researching 12th century diseases* Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:54 PM (NSWcw) 346
India a celebrates Constitutional Carry today.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great... Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) 347
all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ) Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter? Yes Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (c3kdV) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (Y+l9t) 349
The second a penguin walks in the bar he demands we crank up the air condioner.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (3Or4S) 350
..Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (tkOps) 351
We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV) It begins in the harbor on Canada Day. You can literally walk across the harbor on boats drinking all the way. Hell of a good time. Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39) 352
Chique, did you hit the moon with your rocket? NASA is up in arms about the littering
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym) 353
I posted the meme.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (paGh3) 354
India. Uggh. Autocumber with curry.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (3Or4S) 355
Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.
Wonder how that would poll. Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV) 356
*starts researching 12th century diseases*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger Bulgarian chicks. Maybe Ukrainian this season. Posted by: Miklos notes their desire for the passport with the eagle on it at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Prakeesh, your customer service rep at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (Xrfse) 358
It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (tkOps) ---- Most are naan- violent. Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (OaZlZ) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (Y+l9t) 360
Trudeau doesn't want Canadian flags on parliament hill.
So patriotic! http://tinyurl.com/y9trsdd3 Posted by: KT at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (rrtZS) 361
350 ..Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX I think they're naan-violent. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (KFhLj) 362
Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.
I responded "Finally you get it." Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh I'm hoping they demand a divorce. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (wX56x) 363
Must be the season of the witch.
Posted by: Donovan Leech at July 02, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl) 364
Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'. Jim Hide and Sikh Posted by: Hindu canoe Accidents at July 02, 2022 12:00 AM (thbCK) 365
We have turned a corner with SCOTUS
Now we have to drive these gains even farther. The Left will WAIL and Commiefornia will double down... But at the end of the day...we must solider on...and keep the pressure on. GO USA...GO!!! Give them no quarter! Drive them into the sea... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (J00IM) 366
109 Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL) Absinthe. Absinthe makes the thujone harder . . . OK, needs work. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym) ---- Hmm thujone, very interesting 'simple' molecule. Monoterpene. I'm partial to diterpenes. Posted by: Ciampino - oregano has thujone at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (qfLjt) 367
337 Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:
"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw) Nobody ever says what it is. "I'm pro-life but I'm fine with other people killing babies." WTF? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx) Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (tkOps) 369
I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger I know a guy in Budapest Posted by: Miklos notes the very favorable USD/HUF exchange rate at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK) Bob Sacamano? Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 02, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K) 370
Evening.
So, pardon my dork-ness here, but I'm watching a show called Elfen Lied. It's a classic, I hear. It's really dark and violent, I hear. Well I'm all for dark and violent shows! Got it a few months back and finally getting around to watching it. Dark? For sure. Violent? Oh, definitely! Stupid as all get out? You bet! Really wasn't expecting that. It's like...a lot of really bad tropes plus added incest. It's just...not what I was expecting. I'm not sure where this show is going. It seems to be thin plot plus ultraviolence plus...slice of life? And nudity. Lots of nudity. I'm guessing the reason American fans latched on to this show was because, way back when, some of the themes were really unusual for Americans to see in animation. I dunno. Just a guess. I'll finish it when I get back. Maybe it improves. I also want to see Top Gun again. That was fantastic. Oh, shit...the time! Stay free. Keep the faith. Night! Posted by: Robert, the Devil on your shoulder at July 02, 2022 12:02 AM (1Yy3c) 371
I think Nightwatch is an optimist.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 12:03 AM (Y+l9t) 372
Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX I think they're naan-violent. No need for red dot sights over there either. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (NSWcw) 373
Canada was helped built by a bunch of colonial Tories and they harbor our military deserters. And they gave us Justin Bieber. Remind me why we're friends?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (wX56x) 374
I'm partial to diterpenes.
Posted by: Ciampino Had a bad case of diterpenes once. Got me out of the Army. Posted by: Medically had a medical Discharge at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (thbCK) 375
110 More uses than any Ronco product.
Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK) But wait. There's so much more! Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ) ---- Were you going to make espresso? Posted by: Ciampino - who'd guess an adlib would become a punchline at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt) 376
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<3 Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (J00IM) 377
Chique, doing well. And better now, that you're here. *pours Canadian Club for Chique*
Enjoy! I hear it has the Seal of Approval ! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (tkOps) Merci. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (rF64X) 378
Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.
Wonder how that would poll. Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV) I'm ok with that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD) 379
Same.
Posted by: Gingy at July 02, 2022 12:07 AM (GpUUo) 380
Were you going to make espresso?
Posted by: Ciampino - who'd guess an adlib would become a punchline at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt) That thought did percolate through my mind. Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 02, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ) 381
My ex-girlfriend was Canadian.
Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (GJnvT) 382
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx)
They were exchanging texts. I told gf to text back "Then you're literally pro-choice, not pro-life." Which she did. At which point her sister went ballistic. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (NSWcw) 383
378 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.
Wonder how that would poll. Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV) I'm ok with that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD) I've actually argued that a number of times. If you can restrict guns, then why can't you restrict Abortions, OR THE VOTE. To Vote? yeah, 2 week waiting period so we can do a background check.... because IMO a Vote if more dangerous, then a gun. Guns can kill people... votes can kill a country.... its like comparing Nucs to guns IMO. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 12:09 AM (oHd/0) 384
367 337 Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:
"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw) Nobody ever says what it is. "I'm pro-life but I'm fine with other people killing babies." WTF? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx) A lot of people don't think. They emote. Logic? What's that? Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:10 AM (rF64X) 385
They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu) 386
..Merci. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (rF64X)
Last word the Seal ever said. *cues sad Harp music* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (tkOps) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (Y+l9t) 388
Ok now they got the tow bar off. I'm sure everything 100 percent now.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu) 389
Canada was helped built by a bunch of colonial Tories and they harbor our military deserters. And they gave us Justin Bieber. Remind me why we're friends?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Shania Twain could acquire my "friendship" quite easily. Posted by: Miklos, speaking diplomatically (isn't that right, Lil' Miklos?) at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (thbCK) 390
But for the whole "kill the infidel" and murdering innocents thing, that's a very effective ad.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (hOAT3) 391
They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu) What did I say? Posted by: Murphy at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (4I/2K) 392
It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross counyry, I suppose
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym) 393
A lot of people don't think. They emote. Logic? What's that?
Posted by: chique Thinking, truly analyzing data and/or concepts, is hard work. Just saying words, is a lot easier! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: Miklos, now the Slovaks..... at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (thbCK) Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (wX56x) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (rzOL9) 397
It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross country, I suppose
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (xhaym) 398
397 It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross country, I suppose
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (xhaym) Yeah, because the bill on the Meter would be EPIC.... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 12:15 AM (oHd/0) Posted by: hard working Canucks who probably vote commie anyway at July 02, 2022 12:15 AM (thbCK) 400
Shania Twain married a Mutt. I might still have a chance?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (3Or4S) 401
372 Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK) It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX I think they're naan-violent. No need for red dot sights over there either. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (NSWcw) ---- All those arms! We better chilli-out. Joss now you'll have to ask the pun-dits for a solution. They are all in the bungalow. You can't untouch that. Posted by: Ciampino - does one caste brah-men? at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt) 402
Just saying words, is a lot easier!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar The ease of words...is easy. Speaking of words, which are spoken. Posted by: Kamala Biden at July 02, 2022 12:17 AM (thbCK) 403
All those arms! We better chilli-out. Joss now you'll have to ask the pun-dits for a solution. They are all in the bungalow. You can't untouch that.
Posted by: Ciampino - does one caste brah-men? at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt) Wow! Nice solid pun jabs! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 02, 2022 12:18 AM (7bRMQ) 404
Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.
Wonder how that would poll. Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV) I'm ok with that. Not me. Why would I give up half of my rights? Right to life is a right. Right to guns is a right. Never give up a right. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:18 AM (K0jo2) 405
Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9) 406
Seal shimmies into the bar, and asks for the usual.
Bartender asks "Canadian Club on the rocks?" Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NSWcw) 407
Which she did. At which point her sister went ballistic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (NSWcw) Sounds like the sister is few fries short of a Happy Meal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (wut0L) 408
Good night sharon
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:20 AM (K0jo2) 409
Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9) Sun's out, puns out! Posted by: The Boy Ain't Right at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: Miklos, well I never in best Margaret Dumont voice at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (thbCK) 411
Sounds like the sister is few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon With Bidenflation, a Happy Meal is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Posted by: Miklos notes at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (thbCK) Posted by: Captain Haiku at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (0pOPf) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (K0jo2) 414
They finally popped up on flightaware. That website is handy. I've used it for years.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (0fVbu) 415
Your words indicate play
Posted by: Miklos, well I never in best Margaret Dumont voice at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (thbCK) I used to do it for free! Then I found out others got money for play. D'oh! Posted by: Homer J at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (7bRMQ) 416
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) 417
This July 4th
I will fly the colors and the "Blood Chit" of the USMC in honor of my son who did 5 tours...the last being in the Afgan hell hole of Sangin. If I so much as catch a wif of pink/blue haired agitation on my street, well now... 911 will be very busy. Oh full disclosure...I will be only observing the unfortunate results of "Pink/Blue Haired" Liberals getting their collective clocks cleaned and their tazing, pepper sprayed, and cuffs being applied and being thrown into the back of squad cars..such will be so appropriate...just watching yo... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (J00IM) 418
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I see it was the dog collar our black lab wore after one of his surgeries! Posted by: Rex B at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (24hgG) ---- Usually referred to as the collar of shame. Posted by: Ciampino - not an ascot at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (qfLjt) 419
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) Unless you bake of it first. Posted by: Some Old Literary Guy at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (7bRMQ) 420
Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.
You're almost there. Counterproposal: You can have an abortion at any point in your pregnancy, but it has to be administered with an AR-15. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 02, 2022 12:27 AM (KFhLj) 421
Re: sign in Qatar- do the highly educated and worldly culturally aware leftists who love them some Islam actually have any idea what Islam calls for? Apparently not a clue
Posted by: azjaeger at July 02, 2022 12:27 AM (3/XaG) Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:30 AM (Dwbhe) 423
Pasty, cottage cheese buns? Got 'em right here!
Posted by: MegGIE mac at July 02, 2022 12:30 AM (3Or4S) 424
>>> Usually referred to as the collar of shame.
Posted by: Ciampino - not an ascot at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (qfLjt) One fall our dog had one on and making the best of things would run around the yard still sniffing and stuff. But the thing was when he put his head down running and sniffing he'd scoop up a big pile of leaves then when the cone was full he'd toss his head up to get the leaves out of the way. It was humorous to watch. Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:31 AM (0fVbu) 425
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) ---------- Buns > Biscotti FIGHT ME Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi) 426
Usually referred to as the collar of shame.
Posted by: Ciampino I learn thees words from Hoonter Posted by: actual Russian prostitute at July 02, 2022 12:33 AM (thbCK) 427
Not me. Why would I give up half of my rights? Right to life is a right. Right to guns is a right. Never give up a right.
This. There's neither reason to make deals with progressives or expect them to keep them once made. Posted by: Methos at July 02, 2022 12:33 AM (kOpft) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:34 AM (J00IM) 429
Well, I have had a long day. Time to hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (wut0L) 430
Finally, I've achieved enlightenment!
https://is.gd/enlightened_newyorkistan Posted by: Zettai Uh, I gave Kathy the Hooch some of my Sinsemilla/Kentucky Bluegrass hybrid Posted by: Dalai Llama endorsed Carl Spackler at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (thbCK) 431
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I know, right? For example, why is Eugene, in spite of its name, so similar to Springfield? Be Better, Meth capital of the Southern Willamette Valley! Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym) ---- Well is that analogous to Florida being the snow capital of the USA? Posted by: Ciampino - Saskatchewan is like N Dakota, only flatter at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (qfLjt) 432
They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.
Posted by: banana Dream --------- Dammit! [picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane] Posted by: Aircraft mechanic at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (TIW4Q) 433
"Usually referred to as the collar of shame."
I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone. Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT) 434
>>> Buns > Biscotti
FIGHT ME Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi) I have a love hate relationship with biscotti. Now the caveat here is I'm sure I've never had highfalutin "authentic" biscotti. Just cafe and store bought stuff. I like it with some coffee for dipping. But a part of me thinks, well it's just a stale cookie why do I have to rehydrate it with coffee? Because it generally isn't great undipped. Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:41 AM (0fVbu) 435
Uh, I gave Kathy the Hooch some of my Sinsemilla/Kentucky Bluegrass hybrid
Posted by: Dalai Llama endorsed Carl Spackler at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (Dwbhe) Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (NLIak) 437
Bob's Burgers is the show with the most puns. It's their signature. They open the show with a new store next to their Burger Place.
My favorite is A Fridge Too Far used appliance store Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (wX56x) 438
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Similar to "blue tent" being code for "I am dealing METH for all of your needs here in the San Fernando Valley in the city of "Lost Angels" Fuckin Chi-Coms...Fuckin Mexican Cartels Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (J00IM) 439
I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone.
Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT) You can hear in the Cone of Shame? Posted by: 86 at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (7bRMQ) 440
[picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane]
Posted by: Aircraft mechanic ___ Hey, if it works for tanks... Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (XG2Fi) 442
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Buns > Biscotti Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi) ---- Begin mandatory Italian lesson: Biscotto (singular), biscotti (plural) This the equivalent of Cookie in the USA or biscuit in the rest of the English speaking world (I don't know about Canada eh). Always sweet in my experience. Posted by: Ciampino - what's the difference at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (qfLjt) 443
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) Good one. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (wX56x) 444
Buns > Biscotti FIGHT ME Posted by: Cicero *throws a package of buns at Cicero* And there's more where that came from! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (K0jo2) 445
I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'...
Posted by: Zettai --------- Wrong 'hooch', I think. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (TIW4Q) 446
Re: Pizza Burger from BK above.
My hometown was a test market for McDonald's back in the day. One of the best test sandwiches they made was called the McFeast which looked very similar to pizza burger. It was really a giant big mac but tasted good. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because at the time McDonald's didn't want to have a burger that cost more than a dollar even though they flew out of the restaurant. Sad. Posted by: Beartooth at July 02, 2022 12:46 AM (DWXXm) 447
Vito Biscotti was a ubiquitous Italian character actor and a smart cookie.
Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at July 02, 2022 12:46 AM (XG2Fi) Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at July 02, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK) 449
They make an inflatable donut thing that you put around your dog's neck instead of the cone and its supposed to be better for them. I found it only works on smaller pets and in the end they're still pissed they can't lick their selves.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (0fVbu) 450
I wish Taco Bell would bring back their Bell Burgers but since their taco meat has changed they probably wouldn't be the same.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (wX56x) 451
*throws a package of buns at Cicero*
And there's more where that came from! Posted by: AmericanKestrel Got more if you need, Sister Posted by: Ellie Mae and Lisa Douglas at July 02, 2022 12:49 AM (thbCK) 452
[picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane]
Posted by: Aircraft mechanic ___ Hey, if it works for tanks... Posted by: SMH ====== I was aboard a plane that was momentarily held up, while they were attaching the tow mechanism. Watched through the window as two guys walked out with a short piece of 2x4 and a 4 lb. hammer. I actually felt/heard a couple of whangs. The guys walked away, and that was that. We were off. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:50 AM (FocqQ) 453
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:50 AM (FocqQ)
--------- It's when they smack the hammer against the engine nacelle that you have to worry. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (XG2Fi) Posted by: Charo at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (thbCK) 455
Wrong 'hooch', I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM In that sense, it is derived from a Tlingit village in the Pacific Northwest, called "Xucnu·wú" or "Brown Bear's Fort" known as a source of illegal likker... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (mPpOD) 456
Then there was this baker, who lined up his loaves, with each of his four buxom daughters behind them, eight abreast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (rzOL9) 457
How much landfill-bound waste was tossed out during Chuck That Pride Month Shit Day (July 1)? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (pNxlR) 458
Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire
We love that place! Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar We would visit but we have too much fun at home. ~ Florida man Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (K0jo2) 459
456 Then there was this baker, who lined up his loaves, with each of his four buxom daughters behind them, eight abreast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (rzOL9) ---------- I'll bet all hell broke lose when the traveling salesman showed up. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:53 AM (XG2Fi) 460
It's when they smack the hammer against the engine nacelle that you have to worry.
Posted by: Cicero ----- *WHAM*. C'mon, you sumbitch...start! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (FocqQ) 461
Good night AOP
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (K0jo2) 462
Since this is a Canadian-centric ONT, I thought I might share this tweet from the Toronto Police seeking help in locating a missing woman....
http://tinyurl.com/8ky5h3ef Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (NSWcw) 463
Watched through the window as two guys walked out with a short piece of 2x4 and a 4 lb. hammer. I actually felt/heard a couple of whangs. The guys walked away, and that was that. We were off.
___ Heh, that's awesome. I wish I could have seen the pax's faces. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (zYA/b) 464
>>> I wish Taco Bell would bring back their Bell Burgers but since their taco meat has changed they probably wouldn't be the same.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (wX56x) There was a local place where I grew up called Taco Tico that always had taco burgers. Same meat just between hamburger buns. The two best kind of tacos I've ever had were 1) where they take a taco and fry the whole thing and 2) Indian, er native american fry bread tacos Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (0fVbu) 465
We would visit but we have too much fun at home.
~ Florida man Posted by: AmericanKestrel *Waves American flag while playing Freebird solo in a Hurricane* Posted by: Honorary Florida Man Miklos at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (thbCK) 466
Lest anyone forget, or just to let you know since you probably don't give a shit, 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November. Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.
Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g) 467
http://tinyurl.com/8ky5h3ef
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM Impressive neck beard... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:56 AM (mPpOD) 468
Hey, if it works for tanks...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (zYA/b) It works on combines, too. One of the old mechanics on one of the grass seed farms was famous for freeing frozen bearings with a heavy hammer. He'd cuss and wale on in until it either broke free or broke off, and then he was all smiles because he could replace it. Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:56 AM (xhaym) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:57 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM (K0jo2) 471
he was all smiles because he could replace it.
___ Little bit harder to break things off a tank, but it can be done. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM (zYA/b) 472
I think Biscotti means baked twice, but that is because I know biscotti has to be baked twice.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:59 AM (xhaym) 473
I may have to try to make biscotti again.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (xhaym) 474
I had a flight delayed because of a flat tire. I was curious as to what kind of high tech gizmo they would use to change the tire on an airliner, and went to watch through a window. They were just using a car jack and a lug wrench.
Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (GJnvT) Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (thbCK) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2) 477
Street tacos in Mexico.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:01 AM (mPpOD) Posted by: The letter "u" at July 02, 2022 01:02 AM (thbCK) 479
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) IMHO, that is actually the Mexican sweet bread. Not a fan of Mexican sweet bread. Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:03 AM (xhaym) 480
Oh, are you referring to the pic above? That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:04 AM (K0jo2) 481
Hey Bers, if you are still around, Teresa in Ft Worth was asking how to get in touch with you upthread.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo) 482
Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM (rzOL9) 483
As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'...
I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM (K0jo2) 484
Tonight-
"Founder and director of the Palmistry Institute in Los Angeles Vernon Mahabal combines astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends for the United States based on repeated patterns he sees in the thousands of palms he reads." Posted by: Miklos misses Art Bell, because this is LAME at July 02, 2022 01:09 AM (thbCK) 485
Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM (rzOL9) A. It's impossible 2. Even if it was possible, you're asking the wrong people. Thirdly.... I forget, I got distracted by a corgi. Posted by: pookysgirl's commentary is under cat supervision at July 02, 2022 01:10 AM (XKZwp) 486
Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus After four (4) hours, it is advisable to consult a skilled Professional. For All Modalities. Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 02, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK) 487
"The Purge" is a lefties' dream of when they get to rampage uninhibited and slaughter the likes of "us", without compunction nor consequence. They've wanted this since Stalin was a gleam in his daddy's eye.
What they're not ready for, is when the normies revolt, sick of the rainbow, the groomers, the perverts, the cancellers and the Karens. I don't think the convulsion would last for much longer than a week, but it'd be a rich and full week, all the same. Smart Sheriffs and DAs will not have seen a thing. But local and regional heavy equipment rental companies are gonna clean up. Often, literally. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:12 AM (tkOps) 488
Hey Bers, if you are still around, Teresa in Ft Worth was asking how to get in touch with you upthread.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo) yup, I'm here. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 01:12 AM (VwHCD) 489
If i can figure out how to watch, i probably will watch the World Cup. I like seeing the various countries. What the flags look like, what the anthems sound like, if the players sing, how they interact with each other, how they interact with the other teams.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (K0jo2) 490
362 Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.
I responded "Finally you get it." Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh I'm hoping they demand a divorce. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (wX56x) ---- That response is too GOPe. Why don't we demand a divorce, why wait for them. Posted by: Ciampino - take the initiative at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (qfLjt) 491
Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM It's not an "addiction", it's a... it's a lifestyle! Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (ulric) 492
So "Bread" you be then...I'm not going to play to "Taco Shells"
No offence to Taco Shells...however they be made.. they are however. Just "Shells"...not bread. Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (J00IM) 493
Lest anyone forget, or just to let you know since you probably don't give a shit, 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November. Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.
Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g) I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event. Posted by: pookysgirl used to play soccer in the snow at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (XKZwp) 494
yup, I'm here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I would think they could hear you from there. Posted by: Friday Nite Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (thbCK) 495
I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:15 AM (ulric) 496
I think Biscotti means baked twice, but that is because I know biscotti has to be baked twice.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:59 AM (xhaym) Worked at a 'high end' restaurant in college that twice cooked the shrimp in an appetizer. The shrimp was boiled, peeled, then kept in a tub of water in the fridge. When an order came it, the shrimp and cubed bread were put into a ramekin with some butter and baked until the cubed bread was browned. It was not pretty . . . or tasty. It was a hate crime against shellfish. Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g) 497
..Thirdly.... I forget, I got distracted by a corgi.
Posted by: pookysgirl's commentary is under cat supervision at July 02, 2022 01:10 AM (XKZwp) CORGI! *frantically searches every corner of circular room for the precious pup!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps) 498
Why don't we demand a divorce, why wait for them.
Posted by: Ciampino - take the initiative May I be Free America's divorce lawyer? With Insom as co-counsel, probably. Posted by: Miklos would do it for cheap and give neither fucks nor mercy at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (thbCK) 499
Banana dream - I remember Taco Tico's taco burgers. I loved those as a kid. I should make my own version some time.
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (ySCnP) 500
As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'...
I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM (K0jo2) I hope you are talking about tacos "al pastór" Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:18 AM (xhaym) 501
Emma Stone, mmmm.::
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:19 AM (rzOL9) 502
I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.
Posted by: pookysgirl ___ My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq. That didn't turn out too well. Didn't last a day. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:20 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:22 AM (xhaym) 504
It's not an "addiction", it's a... it's a lifestyle!
Posted by: Zettai If you collect enough AcePoints, you're supposed to get a free hula-hoop for gainzzz Posted by: Ace Loyalty Five Year Plan Associate Miklos from Belgrade at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (thbCK) 505
I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.
Posted by: pookysgirl used to play soccer in the snow at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (XKZwp) Well, they figured it would be too hot to play the games in the summer, so they're playing the games in November when it will be cooler by two degrees Fahrenheit. It really is amazing what bribery can achieve. Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (ldL4g) Posted by: Ciampino - puns r us at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (qfLjt) 507
Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.
Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g) I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event. I think the word "bribes" reveals the why. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (K0jo2) 508
https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:22 AM Who's pickin' the sitar here? Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (Dwbhe) 509
Good Night, Horde.
Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (GJnvT) 510
Mrs B makes a wicked biscotti. She hasn't made them in a while. They might be a pain in the ass to make, and she hasn't had much time since the move.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (rzOL9) 512
I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.
Posted by: pookysgirl No, the entire stadium(s) will be enclosed and AC-d. Part of the original deal years ago. For the planet and whatnot. Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls the discussions many years ago at July 02, 2022 01:25 AM (thbCK) 513
406 Seal shimmies into the bar, and asks for the usual.
Bartender asks "Canadian Club on the rocks?" Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NSWcw) ---- I liked that. Subtle. Posted by: Ciampino - puns 'R us at July 02, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt) 514
I have great respect for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ----- Prudent, when said person has an affinity for Abrams tanks, and SAW's. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (sm7HI) 515
@493: "... QATAR in the SUMMER ..."
They moved the games from June and July to November and December, but they're still pumping a ridiculous amount of air conditioning into those open roof stadiums to keep everyone comfortable. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (4NlP1) Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (Dwbhe) 517
Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9) ---- See 401 Posted by: Ciampino - puns r us Bad puns could get you caste out Posted by: Sri Miklosawannashawarma at July 02, 2022 01:28 AM (thbCK) 518
cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat
I really don't know what this means...and I don't trust much that is cinematic. Sorry if I inferred something that wasn't implied. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:28 AM (K0jo2) 519
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I don't recall Our Dear Insomniac being around on the ONT lately... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (Dwbhe) ----------- True, but he gave his voting proxy to me while he's gone. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (XG2Fi) 520
@512: "No, the entire stadium(s) will be enclosed and AC-d."
Eight stadiums and only one is enclosed. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (4NlP1) Posted by: the cast of Hee-haw at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (thbCK) 522
I didn't mean to make zettai blush and frown.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (K0jo2) 523
CORGI!
*frantically searches every corner of circular room for the precious pup!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps) Pretty sure the pic posted on the thread just below this one is of a Corgi or a Corgi mix. (Pooky reaaaaaally wanted a Borgi for a service dog, but the place he's going through doesn't have it in its accepted breed list.) Posted by: pookysgirl, not a dog expert... yet at July 02, 2022 01:30 AM (XKZwp) 524
Good night Theodore
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:30 AM (K0jo2) 525
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I have tried most mighty, to be pure of heart, even to the point of just not being here daily. These people in the current Administration are hell bent on DESTROYING the Republic AND THIS WILL NOT STAND!! I feel my responsibility will guide me going forward. And the Horde..will decide accordingly Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (J00IM) Posted by: Ravi Shankar at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (HDkjT) 527
Eight stadiums and only one is enclosed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman swamp coolers Big swamp coolers Posted by: Emir Bubba al-Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (thbCK) 528
Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9) My Dad said puns are the lowest form of bread. Dad was working at a much different level in dad-joke/ punster world. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (x8Wzq) 529
And this popped up. pretty and disturbing. It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (xhaym) 530
My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq.
Oof! I can't imagine! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (J00IM) Posted by: geez, Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK) 533
433 "Usually referred to as the collar of shame."
I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone. Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT) ---- I may have got it wrong. We have several around the house as the cats are really good at getting them off, usually at night so we don't see them for the several hours they've spent scratching the sutures. Posted by: Ciampino - Coneheads at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt) 534
Good night night watch
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (K0jo2) 535
If I were a tanker I'd refuse to do battle in a T72 or one of the variants since they all use an autoloader.
What in hell were they thinking with that mess? Been watching the vids and pics of the armor destruction in Ukraine, Ivan has lost an enormous number of tank crews to date during the process of showing the world they are a 3rd rate military. Posted by: irongrampa at July 02, 2022 01:35 AM (KATBx) 536
Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.
He would sometimes ask us kids, "where's your metheren?" when looking for Mom. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:36 AM (x8Wzq) 537
True, but he gave his voting proxy to me while he's gone.
Posted by: Cicero And I have the Seal of the One True Palp.... Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich, with most Slavic of Customer Service at July 02, 2022 01:37 AM (thbCK) 538
http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM Zir's sporting antlers... I think it's a trap! Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:38 AM (M/ELH) 539
They moved the games from June and July to November and December, but they're still pumping a ridiculous amount of air conditioning into those open roof stadiums to keep everyone comfortable.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (4NlP1) If they manage to pull it off, it'd be an engineering marvel, especially if they can pull it off for more than one day. If the temps in Qatar drop significantly overnight in November and December, that would help dissipate the accumulated thermal mass. Posted by: pookysgirl, soul of an engineer at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (XKZwp) 540
I think it's a trap!
Posted by: Zettai That will be when you spot rhinestones on Kat's newest glasses Posted by: Miklos knows what "Cat Glasses" with rhinestones look like at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK) 541
Zir's sporting antlers...
I think it's a trap! Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:38 AM (M/E Was I right? Enya does Swedish Death Metal? Maybe with a side of Bene Gesserit? Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (xhaym) 542
..I may have got it wrong. We have several around the house as the cats are really good at getting them off, usually at night so we don't see them for the several hours they've spent scratching the sutures. Posted by: Ciampino - Coneheads at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Cones are useless on cats. Instead, cut the lid off a box from a 12" delivery pizza. Cut from it the largest diameter circle available to yield. From the exact center, mark the approximate diameter of your cat's neck. Most likely, 2.5" to 3", at the most. (don't measure fur, but down to the skin.) Outward from this circle, mark a "star pattern" at regular intervals, till the circle is surrounded. Single-edge razor or new Utility Knife blade, cut out that Star pattern. Slide circular cardboard over cat's head, and onto the neck. Cat cannot get the cardboard off, cannot reach ANY areas to lick, but can still reach food and water. Cat will hate the cardboard, but it'll work. Scamp lived +7 months of his life such, until the skin burned off by a rampant infection, grew back and re-furred. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (tkOps) 543
I think it is hilarious that the liberal men are rushing to get vasectomies in the aftermath of Roe v. Wade. Don't they believe the shrieking harridans and trans harridans? The sex strike is real and it is permanent.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo) 544
445 I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'...
Posted by: Zettai --------- Wrong 'hooch', I think. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (TIW4Q) ---- Comes from Hoochinoo, an Alaska-Indian people that made booze, according to COD. Posted by: Ciampino - Concise Oxford Dictionary at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (qfLjt) 545
And this popped up. pretty and disturbing. It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01 I liked it. I would like to know the back story if there is one. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:43 AM (K0jo2) 546
until the skin burned off by a rampant infection, grew back and re-furred.
Jim Gonna try that thx Posted by: Hunter B. at July 02, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK) 547
The sex strike is real and it is permanent.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo) ---------- What happens when Eastern European mail-order brides arrive in force to act as strikebreakers? The modern Lysistratas will be communing with their cats, that's what. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 01:44 AM (XG2Fi) 548
Tis time. Lazy day for once tomorrow is supposed to be another scorcher.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well. Posted by: irongrampa at July 02, 2022 01:45 AM (KATBx) 549
Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.
He would sometimes ask us kids, "where's your metheren?" when looking for Mom. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Made me smile Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:46 AM (K0jo2) 550
It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal
http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e Posted by: Kindltot I will pay for Greta Scoldberg to spend a month of Summer Camp in an isolated place with this chick. Posted by: Generous Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:47 AM (thbCK) 551
Good night ig
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:48 AM (K0jo2) 552
476 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November
Why is Qatar inclusive? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2) ---- All the Arabs are represented. Not sure about Jews. Posted by: Ciampino - Qatar sounds like phlegm in Italian at July 02, 2022 01:50 AM (qfLjt) 553
My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq.
Oof! I can't imagine! Posted by: AmericanKestrel __ He was an idiot. He once stopped the convoy I was in to investigate a box on Hwy 1 on the way to Baghdad from Tikrit. I told my driver to keep our distance from the CO's vic. Seriously, he was very, very dumb. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:52 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM (K0jo2) 555
Niters, IG. : )
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM (zYA/b) 556
..He once stopped the convoy I was in to investigate a box on Hwy 1 on the way to Baghdad from Tikrit.
SMH, etc I don't mind him "investigating" the box. Best done at about 200 yards, with a .50 BMG, minimum. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:55 AM (tkOps) 557
I have great respect for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ----- Prudent, when said person has an affinity for Abrams tanks, and SAW's. Posted by: Mike Hammer ___ And those are very kind words, Bulgaroctonus. Mike... Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:56 AM (zYA/b) 558
I suggest you avoid glue traps.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:56 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 01:57 AM (3kpeI) 560
It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal
http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01 Not gonna lie. that was cool. Kind of helps as I fight insomnia. Not Insomniac. I just need to go to sleep. I hope Insom is doing all right. Haven't seen him here for a while. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (x8Wzq) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (zYA/b) 562
This is fun!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM Well the Desi tart on the left looks like she could be fun, the chonker on the right, however... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (iidIE) 563
by: SMH at what's coming at
I'm glad you are getting to interact with your girls and grandbabies. You are a blessing in their lives. And ours Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:59 AM (K0jo2) 564
Habits' ,are hard to break.
AOS ONT WD Thank You! Right back at you, for Monday. It's a good long weekend Posted by: it's a habbit at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (HoHMx) 565
..He kicked the box. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (zYA/b)
Wasn't he so very lucky that it wasn't The Bucket? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (tkOps) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (zYA/b) 567
536 Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:36 AM (x8Wzq) ---- In Chicago those are marble voting booths for the dead. Posted by: Ciampino - Corpses & skeletons always vote Democrat at July 02, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:01 AM (zYA/b) 569
Well the Desi tart on the left looks like she could be fun, the chonker on the right, however... Posted by: Zettai at The one in the right seemed quite serious. Then every once in awhile the one in the left could get her to lighten up and enjoy the music. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (K0jo2) 570
That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel As the poster states the word on the umbrella is Shariah which is Islamic law. It is not the parents protecting the children it is Allah through his mediators the Muslim clerics. Their version of just treatment of the alphabet folk has on certain occasions involved flying lessons off tall buildings. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (e36eL) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (zYA/b) 572
That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel ___ Shariah. That's their umbrella. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:04 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: Col. Allen West at July 02, 2022 02:06 AM (thbCK) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (K0jo2) 575
Not gonna lie. that was cool. Kind of helps as I fight insomnia. Not Insomniac. I just need to go to sleep. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (x8Wzq) Pug, this is what I use for my insomnia, it is a podcast about tetrapod zoology with an English zoology PhD and an Aussie illustrator, and they go on and on. They talk about movies and rarely piss me off. interesting enough to listen to, and bland enough to fall asleep to. I put the MP3 player on 20 minutes sleep delay, and conk out. Better than Benedryl https://tetzoo.com/podcast Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (xhaym) Posted by: the other three wives at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (thbCK) 577
Heh.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:09 AM (zYA/b) 578
I had a frustrating IT fixin' to do tonight. I discovered that my private VPN tunnel between the houses wasn't working. Well, hell, what's wrong. Turned out the Dynamic DNS was failing, host names wouldn't resolve. So I go to FreeDNS, and discover that two of their domains, one of which I was using, was FUBAR'd. They were trying to fix it (it wasn't then, but some registrar at some higher level DNS thingy). He didn't know when it would get fixed. So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz) 579
570 That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel As the poster states the word on the umbrella is Shariah which is Islamic law. It is not the parents protecting the children it is Allah through his mediators the Muslim clerics. Their version of just treatment of the alphabet folk has on certain occasions involved flying lessons off tall buildings. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (e36eL) ---- ".... flying lessons off tall buildings." One of Saddam Hussein's favorite forms of entertainment. Posted by: Ciampino - unconventional solo flying at July 02, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt) 580
I have 4 days off. I am not sure what I am going to do. Prolly gonna fret about the work I have to do when I get back to the office next Wednesday.
Sure as hell not gonna go to any fireworks shows. I am not feeling very patriotic, and I am shit-tired of Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith songs. I am more in a Zac Brown Band "Dress Blues" mood. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (x8Wzq) 581
I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
**** I think if they are an EP, they get a better cut of the profits. So they get that put in their contract. They get more money on the back end. Posted by: sassy at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (xSICi) Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (HoHMx) 583
Now, in the process of doing that new DDNS configuration, I discover that SSH is fucked up. The latest versions of SSH clients have disabled an old key-exchange algorithm, ssh-rsa, cause it's been broken. It can now be compromised. Expensive, CPU wise, but anyone can do it now. But the old SSH server on the router(s), a lightweight thing for small devices, Dropbear, doesn't do the better crypto. So, I have to fix that, and remember a bunch more shit on how to do that. When I was a young man, I'd learn how to do something and never forget it. Now, when I was learn how to do something new and arcane, I'll forget it. Pisses me off. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:13 AM (Mzdiz) 584
Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2) 585
So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit.
Posted by: publius I had to upgrade from Collard to Limabean to Okra OS Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (thbCK) 586
Happens
Posted by: Col. Allen West ___ Seems my division was quite controversial when we were in Iraq. Tikrit, West, etc. Media really hated us then, lol. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (zYA/b) 587
SMH. Never had that temptation with an officer.
But sometime ask me about "Howard the Duck", the Senior E-4 in the entire USAF, based on Time in Grade. His knife was not even in the drawer of sharp knives. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (tkOps) 588
Also, Pug, if your insomnia shows up by you waking up earlier and earlier in the morning -- say, about 3 or 4, and start going earlier, I am told this might be a very early indicator of depression.
So . . . Take more Omega-3s, B Complexes, and get early morning sun and exercise, and take care of your health Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (xhaym) Posted by: Miklos, attending the barefoot Backyard Boogie out at the lake at July 02, 2022 02:16 AM (thbCK) 590
I hope to work in the yard this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:16 AM (K0jo2) 591
It's weird seeing all these slick-sleeved soldiers, after two decades of OEF/OIF.
Seeing combat patches (right sleeve) is a rarity now. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:18 AM (zYA/b) 592
I wonder if 101st is getting combat pay for deploying to EUR.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:19 AM (zYA/b) 593
585 So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit.
Posted by: publius I had to upgrade from Collard to Limabean to Okra OS Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (thbCK) ---- So did you get used to the SlimeShell? Too GUI for me. Posted by: Ciampino - using a GOOEY shell at July 02, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt) 594
Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2) This is your chance, there are lots of T-shirt and bumper sticker printers out there, just waiting for your design I will think on it too. "Family" is a good logo on the umbrella I think. Not controversial. Jesus is another one, I would do both, but I live in a blue state and some folk shy away from profession of faith. Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:21 AM (xhaym) 595
I'm re doing a flower bed border. *sigh* my whole yard needs w*rk. I ordered a battery operated weedeater. Maybe I'll have better luck with it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:22 AM (K0jo2) 596
So did you get used to the SlimeShell? Too GUI for me.
Posted by: Ciampino - using a GOOEY shell Not too bad if you use Hogjowl 2.lbs Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:23 AM (thbCK) 597
SMH. Never had that temptation with an officer.
___ Must be an Army thing, especially among NCOs and Warrants. I worked for a CW4 and a MSG who were not shy in expressing their loathing for officers. It was amazing to behold. I learned from masters. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:23 AM (zYA/b) 598
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (xhaym)
thanks for the advice, sincerely. But I am okay. Just now and again I find myself just lying in bed thinking about weird shit. So I come here and say dumb things. And it seems to help. Certainly did last year when I was in Montana with my Mom, helping take care of my Dad. Good night, Horde. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (x8Wzq) 599
I'm gonna upgrade to Crookneck squash OS v 3.14.omega. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz) 600
Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2) What the heck are you talking about? Posted by: Gay and Lesbian Methodist Ministers at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (ldL4g) 601
I ordered a battery operated weedeater. Maybe I'll have better luck with it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel Hope you got the one with the Margarita maker attachment Posted by: Improvisation gardening bartender Miklos at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (thbCK) 602
Crookneck is better than Straightneck OS. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz) 603
"Family" is a good logo on the umbrella I think. Not controversial. Jesus is another one, I would do both Both good ideas. Perhaps a cross instead of an umbrella. It would be nice to reclaim the rainbow, but I'm not sure how. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (zYA/b) 605
I'm trying to remember -- one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:26 AM (Mzdiz) 606
Hope you got the one with the Margarita maker attachment
Posted by: Improvisation gardening bartender Miklos I like how you think! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:27 AM (K0jo2) 607
I would chide AK as to her electric weed whacker but I own an electric chainsaw and I'd thus be a hypocrite... Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 02:28 AM (aPf3X) 608
Crookneck is better than Straightneck OS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion I will get that Banjo.exe fixed one day. Posted by: Miklos from BugTussleTech at July 02, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK) 609
one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion Yeah Let's forget that one Posted by: Billy Jeff C. at July 02, 2022 02:30 AM (thbCK) 610
From the WaPo:
"It looked weird and felt wrong." "From its first days in Iraq in April 2003, the Army's 4th Infantry Division made an impression on soldiers from other units -- the wrong one." http://tinyurl.com/2yh7pbbd Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (K0jo2) 612
SMH. It's a testament to your Army's culture of NCOs.
USAF, the Officers were competent Pilots and Squadron Leaders. Seldom to never, were they involved in the ground or on the field. NCOs, were, and their failures were on par with the worst of your 01s, 02s and even 03s. I knew ONE A1C who advanced to TechSgt on the brainpower of his test scores, and not Political Advancement. Don't know how he retired, but if anything less than CMSGT, I'd be amazed. Cheers to (then) Tsgt Rodriguez. Looked like Larry Hagler. Pure Spaniard family, fluent Spanish beyond compare. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:32 AM (tkOps) 613
I've got a little 10" electric chain saw. Came with a pole saw, but you can remove it from the pole, and use it. It's got a manual oiler, which is the only drawback. But it does pretty good for small stuff. I've got a little 1kW 12V battery inverter than will run that thing. I've used that off in the field with a tractor a few times. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:34 AM (Mzdiz) 614
I wouldn't worry about the media hate. They are not worth thinking about, much less thinking that their opinion matters.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:36 AM (K0jo2) 615
We were in Tikrit, Saddam's hometown.
Most of the units criticizing us were stationed in Baghdad, which was very safe in 2003. The jarheads all "concerned" was the chef's kiss. Plus, WaPo was still butthurt over my brigade capturing Saddam in 2003; when this article was written in 2006, we were in Taji on our 2nd deployment. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:36 AM (zYA/b) 616
I said Larry Hagler.
I meant the Larry whatshisname that was the idiot officer in I Dream of Genie, and the conniving schmuck in Dallas. THAT Larry whatshisname. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps) 617
Im not mechanically inclined, so simpler is better!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:38 AM (K0jo2) 618
one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion For some reason, there is a "4th Infantry Division" Interstate Exchange just down the road. Signs up saying that. Intersection of US 1 and I-20. Posted by: Miklos can not explain why at July 02, 2022 02:38 AM (thbCK) Posted by: Miklos thinks maybe at July 02, 2022 02:40 AM (thbCK) 620
Probably the best "chainsaw" for me is the machete.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:41 AM (K0jo2) 621
For some reason, there is a "4th Infantry Division" Interstate Exchange just down the road. Signs up saying that. Intersection of US 1 and I-20.
Posted by: Miklos can not explain why ___ Look up Utah Beach. And we captured Saddam. And it's still the most technologically advanced division in the Army. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:41 AM (zYA/b) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:42 AM (K0jo2) 623
Larry Hagman?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:43 AM (zYA/b) 624
4th Infantry Division secretly runs all of the Petro Truck Stops in the U.S.
But they have designs on the Buc-ee's chain, and that's a Texas National Security Crisis. Governor Abbot is declaring a condition of Wheelcon Two! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:46 AM (tkOps) 625
WaPo was still butthurt
My guess is that people who work for the WaPo hurt each others' butts a lot Posted by: Miklosian Assessment at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (thbCK) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (zYA/b) 627
I'm hoping I'll have some squash soon. I've got both crook and straight neck out there. You know, the difference between garden grown squash and store-bought stuff is just amazing. One of my mother's friends, young girlfriend, only 80 years old, was always early with her garden. She's had good rain and got some squash already. She gave us a few, not enough for a mess, 'cause she didn't have that much, but we mixed in with some storebought, and just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz) 628
Since 4th ID is in Colorado now, you're safe, Jim.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (zYA/b) 629
My mother turns up her nose in disgust at the in-store squash. My grandmothers were like that too. Not even worth trying. They were right, really. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz) 630
And it's still the most technologically advanced division in the Army.
Posted by: SMH Yes, but why specifically there? All the way across another county from Training Facility Happnin' Jackson. Posted by: Miklosian puzzlements at July 02, 2022 02:49 AM (thbCK) 631
She gave us a few, not enough for a mess, 'cause she didn't have that much, but we mixed in with some storebought, and just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly.
Im a little bit jealous. I have rhubarb. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:50 AM (K0jo2) 632
My mother turns up her nose in disgust at the in-store squash. My grandmothers were like that too. Not even worth trying.
They were right, really. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion Every garden is a Victory garden Posted by: Miklos plans to do a LOT of canning starting about next week at July 02, 2022 02:51 AM (thbCK) 633
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I will get that Banjo.exe fixed one day. Posted by: Miklos from BugTussleTech at July 02, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK) ---- Is that the one that comes with a canoe? Posted by: Ciampino - also longbow at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (qfLjt) 634
just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz) C'mon you store-bought squash slackers, Shape The Hell Up! Posted by: D.I. Garden Squash at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (ldL4g) 635
"We slowly drove past 4th Infantry guys looking mean and ugly," recalled Sgt. Kayla Williams, then a military intelligence specialist in the 101st Airborne. "They stood on top of their trucks, their weapons pointed directly at civilians. . . . What could these locals possibly have done? Why was this intimidation necessary? No one explained anything, but it looked weird and felt wrong."
lol Sgt. Kayla would be looking just as mean if she had been subjected to mortar fire and IEDs on a regular basis, especially right outside the COB. And yeah, ladeedahdee everybody, ages 16-60 were rounded up. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (zYA/b) 636
SMH.
Yeah, that's it. Larry Hagman. Picture an age 25 Hagman, already made Tech (E-5) during Carter's anti-promotion misadministration. Worse, I remember him as being an effective cop in his job, and not the typical "never an arrest" bootlicking climber that populated the Dispatch Desk and other key positions. Hell, the last time I saw him, he was working the remote Gate from Hell out on the Kelly/Lackland borderline, and as always, he was all smiles and good cheer. 1979, that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (tkOps) 637
Ft. Jackson supplies the soldiers.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (zYA/b) 638
Every garden is a Victory garden Posted by: Miklos plans to do a LOT of canning starting about next week at July 02, 2022 02:51 AM (thbCK) What do you have in your garden, Miklos? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: Miklos wonders if you really come for the canoeing at July 02, 2022 02:54 AM (thbCK) 640
Picture an age 25 Hagman
___ I had a little childhood crush on MAJ Tony Nelson, so not hard to picture. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:55 AM (zYA/b) 641
4th Infantry Division secretly runs all of the Petro Truck Stops in the U.S.
But they have designs on the Buc-ee's chain, and that's a Texas National Security Crisis. Governor Abbot is declaring a condition of Wheelcon Two! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:46 AM (tkOps) Those buc-ees places were pretty cool on the drive to texas. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 02:55 AM (VwHCD) 642
Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 02:56 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:57 AM (zYA/b) 644
Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB.
Posted by: Berserker ___ I know. We'll be driving almost 700 miles, so not too bad, but still... Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (zYA/b) 645
What do you have in your garden, Miklos?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel So far, mint is mojito-prolific. Basil OK. Some green 'maters. Sweet peppers appear to be bug food, need to dust with hardwood ash. Posted by: Miklos, whose Grandaddy new this stuff 'cause farmer in the Carolina Sun at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (thbCK) 646
I found out today that a co-worker got chickens when the ChiVi got started. Smart girl! She will have eggs for her family.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (K0jo2) 647
Berserker.
Buc-ee's will gladly welcome you into their defensive perimeter. You'll not want for a ration of Texas Peppered Beef, from the Jerky Counter. But, avoid the temptation. We'll need you n' your bride and brother and his family a bit further down in Texas, more. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:59 AM (tkOps) 648
lol, Jim.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (zYA/b) 649
I miss Buc-ees.
Can't wait for October, God willing. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:57 AM (zYA/b) We really don't have anything like that that I know of out here. Probably don't need it really, there are no real long stretches of no man's land here. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: Miklos, think of Archie Campbell again at July 02, 2022 03:01 AM (thbCK) 651
Berserker.
Buc-ee's will gladly welcome you into their defensive perimeter. You'll not want for a ration of Texas Peppered Beef, from the Jerky Counter. But, avoid the temptation. We'll need you n' your bride and brother and his family a bit further down in Texas, more. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX So what you're saying is if you eat it you gotta wipe your ass with a snow cone? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD) 652
Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB
Gas LGB! groceries LGB! E!ectricity LGB! Stubbed toe LGB! LGB! is the best ending when recounting today's troubles Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (K0jo2) 653
The difference in stuff fresh out of the garden vs storebought is just amazing. It holds for everything in general, but for some things, it's quite a difference. Squash is one. Tomatoes are sort of in between. Back in the old days, Rutgers used to be king. That was the most popular variety of tomato in the US way back in the day. But, mechanical picking, handling, and shelf life for modern times became the priority. Tomatoes were bred to be able to be better withstand mechanical handling, and to have a longer shelf life after picking. Taste suffered. A lot of commercial tomatoes are just crap. No taste. No, some of the grocery store varieties are somewhat better, but you can't beat garden varieties. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz) 654
611 an electric chainsaw
Oh yes, this would also be an excellent tool. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (K0jo2) ---- After what we deemed was the periphery of a tornado, and the weather guys kept saying no, just in-line winds, we had a lot of tree debris and a couple of trees down from our neighbor's yard into ours. I went out to buy a chainsaw. The gas ones were all gone but electric ones, with cord were available. Knowing absolutely nothing, nada, about chainsaws I purchased the largest one. I realized much later that I should have got a small one. I have never used it, in fact it's still in the original box. I doubt if I would have been able to handle it and I would most likely removed a limb of mine rather than a tree limb. Or even killed myself. Posted by: Ciampino - powertools can be a handful at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (qfLjt) 655
My basil is done, it looks just like it would in October. I am wondering if the plant was started last year, it was grown full when I got it.
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (2JoB8) Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (tkOps) 657
there are no real long stretches of no man's land here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD) The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human. Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (ldL4g) 658
A lot of the tomatoes are from Mexico, and they're shipped here when they're green, thus the poor quality.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (zYA/b) 659
The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.
__ No, they're not. Had drive a rig through there. The pucker factor was high. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:05 AM (zYA/b) 660
Miklos, whose Grandaddy new this stuff 'cause farmer in the Carolina Sun
Nice. I guess i do have 3 tomato plants in pots but i don't think they've grown since i put them there. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (K0jo2) 661
We still have "Rutgers" around here. It's a descendant of the original, but it's been bred and changed. They are pretty good, and more acidic, and that's my favorite kind. Miley and me have got a few growing. It needs to rain dammit! We got a little the other day, but I think I need to pay the preacher more or something. Rutgers University, as part of some anniversary thing, tried to recreate the original Rutgers variety. They called upon the Campbells Soup Co. to help, which had some original stuff still somewhere. They say they succeeded, and you can buy some seeds. I want to try that. If it it true, you'll be tasting tomatoes like were common in the '30s and '40s. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz) 662
LGB! is the best
I am being deliberately dyslexic and reading that as Lollobrigida. Coping mechanism, or something. http://tinyurl.com/4savad6z Posted by: Miklos, ciao bella at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (thbCK) 663
Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB
Gas LGB! groceries LGB! E!ectricity LGB! Stubbed toe LGB! LGB! is the best ending when recounting today's troubles Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (K0jo2) To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (VwHCD) 664
Hubby grew up on a farm, so that knowledge is coming in handy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (zYA/b) 665
Good night Jim
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:07 AM (K0jo2) 666
Why was this intimidation necessary? No one explained anything, but it looked weird and felt wrong."
lol Sgt. Kayla would be looking just as mean if she had been subjected to mortar fire and IEDs on a regular basis, especially right outside the COB. And yeah, ladeedahdee everybody, ages 16-60 were rounded up. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (zYA/b) Simple fact is intimidation, works. It stops stupid people from doing stupid stuff... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 03:07 AM (oHd/0) 667
A lot of the tomatoes are from Mexico, and they're shipped here when they're green, thus the poor quality.
Posted by: SMH Loss leader Posted by: human smugglers at July 02, 2022 03:08 AM (thbCK) 668
The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.
__ No, they're not. Had drive a rig through there. The pucker factor was high. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:05 AM (zYA/b) I'm curious what the issues were. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:09 AM (VwHCD) 669
To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol I think they complement each other. Both have their part to play. Together they make sweet sweet harmony. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:10 AM (K0jo2) 670
I just asked Miley to be sure. We've got about 50 total tomato plants out here. We've got some in the big garden, some Miley put out around my mother's place, and then some Miley has around here at the house. So, we ought to have some tomatoes this time. I think a few near our house are puttin' on some that are about ripe now. The Rutgers are all out in the big garden, and it will be a while for them. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:11 AM (Mzdiz) 671
Hubby grew up on a farm, so that knowledge is coming in handy.
Posted by: SMH A lot of such knowledge. Grandaddy also fought in France in WWI (not WWII, WWI). Posted by: Miklos is considered a Young 'Un at July 02, 2022 03:13 AM (thbCK) 672
i.m.g.u.r. is a kind of ruined community, put to death by tumblr politics.
If you showed these spiteful mutants the big company clown meme above, they wouldn't understand it. Anything that shows them getting what they asked for, but not what they want, briefly confuses them before they get belligerent. Mr Wu will tell you what kind of people they are. Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (ybIRR) 673
My dad did two tours in 'Nam, me, three tours in Iraq.
Legacy soldiers are becoming a thing of the past, which is a huge reason why recruitment is sucking bigly. Because, woke. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (zYA/b) 674
Because, woke.
Posted by: SMH Didn't Colon Powell say "If you woke it, you broke it"? Or something to that effect. Posted by: Miklos recalls something like that at July 02, 2022 03:18 AM (thbCK) 675
I am being deliberately dyslexic and reading that as Lollobrigida. Coping mechanism, or something. http://tinyurl.com/4savad6z Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:19 AM (K0jo2) 676
Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (paGh3) It's a pamphlet, I print it in my 2nd bathroom. Posted by: Rbastid at July 02, 2022 03:21 AM (XwTyM) 677
Heh, Miklos.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:21 AM (zYA/b) 678
Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel Please, I have a headache.... Posted by: the Ficus at July 02, 2022 03:22 AM (thbCK) 679
Ol' Red, that WWII Okinawa vet I've told about here, would only grow and eat willingly, Rutgers tomatoes. But he called them "Rutledge". He was bad about malapropism, you might say. Half was just him being funny, and the other half was not known' any better. Hard to tell the difference sometimes. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz) 680
My dad did two tours in 'Nam, me, three tours in Iraq.
Legacy soldiers are becoming a thing of the past, which is a huge reason why recruitment is sucking bigly. Because, woke. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (zYA/b) Whats weird is all my uncles on both sides of the family were in the military, some fought in wwII. My father was in the army. 2 of my oldest cousins were in vietnam, but the rest of the cousins, my basic generation, weren't in the military at all. None of the military vets even suggested or pushed anybody in the family towards the military. Most were combat vets and just really never talked about things. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (VwHCD) 681
657 there are no real long stretches of no man's land here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD) -- The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human. Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (ldL4g) ---- I don't know if ever drove the Turnpike and I'm too lazy to look at a map. I used to drive a lot from Boston to Montclair NJ via the Garden State Parkway. I had a brand new Mustang II then. Posted by: Ciampino - all those Howard Johnsons gone now at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt) 682
Mornin'
(sips coffee) Posted by: Puddleglum at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv) 683
Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel Please, I have a headache.... Posted by: the Ficus at July 02, 2022 0 Oh, please, ficus, you're not needed. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:24 AM (K0jo2) 684
I bet Lisa Douglas never had a "headache"
Posted by: Miklos really should go back to Hungary, which is very cheap right now at July 02, 2022 03:28 AM (thbCK) 685
If you're interested, the Rutgers recreation is known as Rutgers 250, a celebration of their 250th anniversary back in 2016. You can get the seeds. It was a collaboration between Rutgers Ag dept and Campbell's Soup co, and tried as best as they could to recreate the original Rutgers tomato variety. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:31 AM (Mzdiz) 686
I don't know if ever drove the Turnpike and I'm too lazy to look at a map. I used to drive a lot from Boston to Montclair NJ via the Garden State Parkway. I had a brand new Mustang II then.
Posted by: Ciampino - all those Howard Johnsons gone now at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt) At least you drove on one of the nicer sections of the parkway then. I mean just a wee bit more south and you would have got to the arm pit, then after that for the next 130 miles south it gets nice again. Most of the southern section runs along the shore. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:33 AM (VwHCD) 687
Ol' Red, that WWII Okinawa vet I've told about here, would only grow and eat willingly, Rutgers tomatoes. But he called them "Rutledge".
Edward Rutledge of South Carolina did sign the Declaration of Independence. 4th of July 'maters Posted by: Miklos, historically and horticulturally minded at July 02, 2022 03:34 AM (thbCK) 688
unstoppable force.
vs immovable objects'. Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 03:35 AM (HoHMx) Posted by: Miklos, if you could have your first girl or first car back... at July 02, 2022 03:36 AM (thbCK) 690
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88
You never know where the internet will take you Fun and beautiful "americana" Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:41 AM (K0jo2) 691
Edward's brother John, was governor of SC, and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, for a little while. He was controversial. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz) 692
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88
You never know where the internet will take you Fun and beautiful "americana" Posted by: AmericanKestrel Sophia Loren had tiny toes Who woulda guessed Posted by: Miklos, noting the details at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (thbCK) 693
689 I had a brand new Mustang II then.
Posted by: Ciampino Ghia even But not new Great car Posted by: Miklos, if you could have your first girl or first car back... at July 02, 2022 03:36 AM (thbCK) ---- Karmann Ghia? Posted by: Ciampino - a different VW at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Miklos, noting the Tourist Attraction of Easley or thereabouts at July 02, 2022 03:47 AM (thbCK) 695
I thought a Rutledge was one of Andrew Jackson's two regrets, not hanging one fellow and shooting the other. Nope, it wasn't a Rutledge brother, but John C. Calhoun. He said he should've hanged Calhoun and shot Henry Clay. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz) 696
Karmann Ghia?
Posted by: Ciampino Second-hand Mustang II Ghia Girl Cousin had the Karmann Ghia (which was a VW really) Posted by: Miklos, currnet possessor of VW convertibles at July 02, 2022 03:50 AM (thbCK) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:51 AM (K0jo2) 698
696 Karmann Ghia?
Posted by: Ciampino Second-hand Mustang II Ghia Girl Cousin had the Karmann Ghia (which was a VW really) Posted by: Miklos, currnet possessor of VW convertibles at July 02, 2022 03:50 AM (thbCK) ---- What engine did that Mustang have? Posted by: Ciampino - a basic 2.3L at July 02, 2022 03:52 AM (qfLjt) 699
He said he should've hanged Calhoun and shot Henry Clay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion John C. Calhoun's chair from his time as Vice-President was at one time in the possession of the Clariosophic Society at the U. of SC. The bottom got busted out because of kids doing girl/boy stuff in it. Never got repaired, to my knowledge. Posted by: Miklos, no further comment at July 02, 2022 03:53 AM (thbCK) 700
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88
You never know where the internet will take you Fun and beautiful "americana" Posted by: AmericanKestrel Sophia Loren had tiny toes Who woulda guessed Hmmm. I better watch again. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:53 AM (K0jo2) Posted by: Miklos, remembers quite well at July 02, 2022 03:54 AM (thbCK) Posted by: Ciampino - Sophia went to jail for tax evasion at July 02, 2022 03:58 AM (qfLjt) 703
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at July 02, 2022 04:00 AM (rnYgr) 704
I imagine she still has as she's still alive. Born 1934.
Posted by: Ciampino So, you're saying I have a chance? Posted by: Miklos, at The Villages but thinking Luciana Paluzzi at July 02, 2022 04:01 AM (thbCK) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:04 AM (K0jo2) 706
Enjoy the long weekend.
Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 04:05 AM (HoHMx) 707
701 What engine did that Mustang have?
Posted by: Ciampino Small block 302 v-8 Posted by: Miklos, remembers quite well at July 02, 2022 03:54 AM (thbCK) ---- I bought mine in 1974 and there was no V8 option then. There was a V6 2.8L and a V4 2.3L. I took mine back to South Africa and passed it on to my BiL in 1994, still going at the time. Pretty dependable. I replaced the clutch plate once or maybe twice. Water pump (I had bought a spare in 1974). Welsh plugs rusted out after 17 years. That's about it. Posted by: Ciampino - that was a good car at July 02, 2022 04:06 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2022 04:06 AM (IEa8U) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:08 AM (K0jo2) 710
To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol
Brandon is a shibboleth, if talking to strangers and somehow the economy comes up, you can name drop "Brandon" and see if your company grocks what you are saying. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 04:09 AM (AHeqJ) 711
705 I went back to lollobrigida.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:04 AM (K0jo2) ---- Very good choice. Hot Lady. Posted by: Ciampino - La Lollo e bella at July 02, 2022 04:17 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 04:25 AM (HoHMx) 713
I know the trick with the 7 of hearts. I had that deck as a kid using the 8 of clubs. The 7 of hearts cards are not the same size as the regular deck. They are slightly smaller. It's a 104 card deck with every other card being a smaller 7 of hearts. With practice in the feel of the cards and turning the deck around you can have a 7 of hearts anytime you want.
Posted by: hadsil at July 02, 2022 11:04 AM (55qP6) 714
I just saw that Chinese man who shot fireworks at the bulldozer.
He was sliced into hundreds of thin cross sections and on display the Bodies exhibition. Posted by: Kustie The Klown at July 02, 2022 11:41 AM (04j/N) 715
For the record, in the Loretta's pic; "Penguins" means saggy pants.
Posted by: Andy at July 02, 2022 04:52 PM (Oi/Ly) 716
I feel about gays and the rainbow like I feel about McDonald's and letter M. Screw you aholes, you don't get to own something that belongs to everyone.
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