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July 1! Man, it's crazy how time flies. I'm sure everyone knows what July 1 is, right?

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Just kidding. It's Canada Day! So to all the canoehead Morons out there, happy Canada Day! You folks up in the hat are alright, y'know?

And just in case you're wondering how the population of Canada would fit down here in the states, here's a handy map:

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Chinese man uses fireworks to prevent his house from being torn down

Of course he's probably dead now. Bet he really, really would have liked to have had a 2nd Amendment

Also July 1

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Dodged a bullet

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Superman says “Hi!”

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Fido Friday: Well trained dog


Current events update

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Technology is getting scary

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We know that leftists don't live in the real world, but does anyone else think that some of these more rabid protesters seem a little too....creepily worked up by the imaginary things they are protesting?

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Not the sharpest bulb in the drawer


Life on the border of red states right now

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Most people don't know that George Washington became a small business owner after he left the presidency

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These guys are no fun at all

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I like magic tricks, but good patter really makes them fun


Is this real, or is it one of those Obvious Plant type photoshops?

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Mike won't know what hit him

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How leftist economics works

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The story behind Accuracy International landing the British military contract


Sweden's answer to King Arthur

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Qatar is quite clear where they stand

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Jan 6 hearing update

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by truth:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:55 PM




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1

Yn cyntaf!

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (ulric)

2 first

Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (GJnvT)

3 Canada Day? Who throws a birthday party for their hat?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)

4 Hi

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm crying at July 01, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

5 I have called the others. Now the content

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 09:58 PM (MGB5H)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 09:58 PM (arJlL)

7 Fourth of July. Today it's almost like having a birthday party for your dead relatives.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (7bRMQ)

8 Good evening everyone! Happy Independence Day weekend.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (Msys3)

9 Happy Friday Horde!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (a4EWo)

10 No penguins!!?

Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (nxdel)

11 {{DDS}}!!

Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel)

12 How many redheads are in Canada?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (rzOL9)

13 NO f'n penguins!!!

You heard me.

Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:01 PM (KTPXo)

14 Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.

The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (I2/tG)

15 Knights Of The Ikea Table

Camlock?
Camlock.
Camlock!
CAMLOCK!!

(It's only a model.)

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K)

16 I really wanted to hate that Veronicas video.

Sadly, I don't.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (5p7BC)

17 WeirdDave has to have a certain percentage of Canadian content in his ONTs or he can't get the government grants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 Tomorrow morning, as is our annual habit, the neighborhood cul-de-sac will be the site of a kid's bike parade and neighbors offering pancakes, donuts and coffee.

The local Fire Department will also be there to create an arc of water from a hose to ride underneath.

Fortunately, there is no upper limit to the age of 'kid' allowed in the parade.

America remains a great place to live.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (Msys3)

19 Let me know when lust month comes around.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (d4Wno)

20 *....units of Canada.*

And here I thought metric was a pain in the ass.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 01, 2022 10:02 PM (WcGJT)

21 So. Much. Content!
Love it

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 01, 2022 10:03 PM (PHxng)

22 Imma holdin' out for Simony Month then I can ignore the rest of the year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2022 10:04 PM (IEa8U)

23 units of Canada.*

And here I thought metric was a pain in the ass.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker

What's the conversion rate to merican?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (MGB5H)

24 In another decade or two, I used to race dirt track stock cars in North Dakota. The Canucks would come down frequently and they were invariably drunk. I didn't car much about contact on the track, but they really didn't care! BUT - - they didn't bring any damned penguins.

Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (KTPXo)

25 Genius TX AG Ken Paxton, who I normally don't hate, has said he's looking into fining TX state companies 100K if they pay for an employee to travel to another state to have an abortion.

I'm as prolife as the next person, rabidly so, some might say. But how the fuck can such a policy possibly be even a tiny bit legal? Talk about a retarded own-goal. Take the fucking win on Roe and Casey being overturned and implement a heart-beat bill based on science. Don't do stupid shit like this that makes people think we're insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (8gxrg)

26 That is, I didn't CARE much . . .

Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (KTPXo)

27 GREAT ONT WD !

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (arJlL)

28 good evening y'all

Posted by: wing at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (PlW9M)

29 Un-firstungskeitungslich

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 01, 2022 10:06 PM (thbCK)

30 Canada! Canada-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Canada!

Posted by: Van Halen at July 01, 2022 10:07 PM (oTZbj)

31 Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi)

32 Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.

The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I would volunteer to organize Sloth Month, but...

Posted by: Miklos is kinda lazy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (thbCK)

33 You folks up in the hat are alright, y'know?


Well, most of them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (t3/qz)

34 Can we have a Lust Month for Redheads?

Cause I would be all over that:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (rzOL9)

35 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (arJlL)

36 RE: Loretta's...

They may not let you have any fun, but at least their pralines are "authentic"...That's gotta be worth something, right?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:09 PM (K5n5d)

37 Yn cyntaf!
Posted by: Zettai

Your Srpski is getting worse.

Posted by: Miklos thought you had potential at July 01, 2022 10:09 PM (thbCK)

38 No penguins!!?

Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 09:59 PM (nxdel)


They are at the rave.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (xhaym)

39 You folks up in the hat are alright, y'know?


Well, most of them.

There are the random hosers, eh?

Posted by: LRob in TX at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (KTPXo)

40 Question. Does Canada produce any sprits of note that are *not* in the "Crown Royal" profile of a blended whisky?

I'm thinking Canada ought to be able to produce both a good Scotch and a passable Bourbon. They've got the grains for both, to be sure.

And they might well end up distilling the politest, non-controversial Vodka known to mankind.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 10:10 PM (tkOps)

41 JT

Posted by: The other Hiya Guy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (thbCK)

42 Evening, 'ettes and 'rons. For reasons of marital harmony and domestic tranquility, Weirddave kinda has to acknowledge Canada Day.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (v23vE)

43 {{jewells}}, good to see you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (a4EWo)

44 Your Srpski is getting worse.
Posted by: Miklos thought you had potential

Never knew I had one....

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (arJlL)

45 Kathy Hochul tells Biden New York is an 'enlightened state' as he opens the door for abortions on Native American land: President says women will get arrested for traveling for terminations and admits he doesn't have votes to change the filibuster
https://mol.im/a/10974157

Posted by: Ciampino - all those 'poor' women at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

46 They do ice wine up there. Not sure if that qualifies as "spirits".

Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (lkr42)

47 Bronco! NIXON!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 01, 2022 10:12 PM (HnE9b)

48 Can we have a Lust Month for Redheads?

Cause I would be all over that:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I have to cut back to just one month?

Wow guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (Msys3)

49 Damn you zettai! There's always something that slows me down.

Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GJnvT)

50 It's not that all these protestors are creepy, we know most liberals are creepy. The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.

If a bunch of klansmen were out protesting to allow crack dealerships in black neighborhoods everyone would be very suspicious, rightfully assuming they are doing this to harm people they hate. But when these people are fighting to murder babies we're told they're doing it for health or freedom, no they're doing it to harm people they hate.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ)

51 Un-firstungskeitungslich
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (arJlL)

52 That magician was pretty good.

Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GJnvT)

53

I shouldn't be surprised if I lose electricity here at the palatial Zettaibunker any moment -- a storm rageth in my AO right now...

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (73P6F)

54 Got one for you. WhoGrass doing Baba O'Reilly. There is a stand up bass.

https://youtu.be/KTf5zGeanRY

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (YynYJ)

55 Canada Red! Canada Red! He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head!

Posted by: New Riders of the Purple Sage at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)

56 Happy Canada Day, Eh!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 01, 2022 10:14 PM (eyOr9)

57 No Canucks in Alaska or Hawaii, I guess.

Hmph.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (LOVUx)

58 32 Now that Pride Month is over, July will be Envy Month, and August will be Gluttony Month.

The other four Deadly Sins will be celebrated later.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I would volunteer to organize Sloth Month, but...
Posted by: Miklos is kinda lazy at July 01, 2022 10:08 PM (thbCK)

Gluttony month is clearly November... thanksgiving...

And Greed Month? December.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (oHd/0)

59 Top 50? Fire works guy was more successful than I would have thought. I drink at a bar with regulars I've dubbed Drunk Knights of the round table. No assembly required.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (duT0u)

60 The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM

I like all the blue hairs posting about a sex strike. "Um, ma'am is it? You can't strike since you were already fired."

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:16 PM (ftFVW)

61 The real question for those idiots in the red robes is, why do you want me to get raped? Why would you take away my firearm which protects me from such?

Idiots. Those white bonnets are completely empty, from one side to the other.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:16 PM (LOVUx)

62 That pride month bullshit made me nervous for 30 days. Can I get a gov't check for that?

Posted by: dartist at July 01, 2022 10:17 PM (+ya+t)

63 Drats. Not top 50. Curses. Foiled again. Thanks for the laugh out loud content WD.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 01, 2022 10:17 PM (duT0u)

64

The British North America Act is an abomination unto the the Lord!

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (73P6F)

65 John Gage
@johnrobertgage
.@AOC says she is getting her nails done as an act of "resistance" post-Dobbs.

https://bit.ly/3OTwKI4
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That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (FVME7)

66 Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!
Posted by: Cicero

The test results haven't come back yet!

Posted by: Unashamed Poofters at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (thbCK)

67 Top 50?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 01, 2022 10:15 PM (duT0u)

No, sorry.

Posted by: Art Fleming at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)

68 But when these people are fighting to murder babies we're told they're doing it for health or freedom, no they're doing it to harm people they hate.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ)

They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (LOVUx)

69 The test results haven't come back yet!
Posted by: Unashamed Poofters at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (thbCK)

Monkey pox for everyone!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:19 PM (LOVUx)

70 Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (lkr42)

71 Well, that was a great ONT, WeirdDave, and thank you.

I watched 'Witchfinder General" which is one of the most unpleasant masterpieces ever made.

Seriously, it's depressing, but Vincent Price proves he can out-act Freddy Krueger with no effort.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (m0zqP)

72 No sex for you!

Posted by: Abortion Nazi at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj)

73 Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21 PM (lkr42)
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Don't get too cocky. They are still hellbent on converting America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (K5n5d)

74 Now that it's July, will all the corporate whores fuck off with the rainbow shit and will the fags shut the fuck up?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (+MQM5)

75 No penguins!!?

Posted by: jewells45

You know how it is. It starts with penguins but next thing you know it's polar bears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)

76 48 Tonypete, as long as you agree to share..:.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:23 PM (rzOL9)

77 No sex for you!
Posted by: Abortion Nazi at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:23 PM (4I/2K)

78 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO)

79 Well, all the idiots are out shooting off fireworks already. I'm dead tired. Probably won't get to sleep til after midnight. Night all.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

80 I'll just celebrate my country for a month.

It will be here long after the leftwit pudsnackers are bad memories.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (KATBx)

81 in honor of AOC's decision, I am going to get a haircut as a way to strike back at the patriarchy.

And to make it a double blow, I am only going to pay old Rick the Barber two bucks as a tip!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym)

82 No, sorry.
Posted by: Art Fleming

Who would a friend, mentor, pioneer?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (thbCK)

83 They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL)

84 Now that it's July, will all the corporate whores fuck off with the rainbow shit and will the fags shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (+MQM5)
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Ya know, considering how much "PRIDE" shit is now going to a landfill, that can't be good for the environment...Ah, Lefties...Is there nothing they can't fuck up?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

85 Happy First Day of Poofter Shame Month!
Posted by: Cicero

The test results haven't come back yet!
Posted by: Unashamed Poofters

i thought July was Monkey Pox Butt Sex testing month. do they have to crap on a test strip, or what?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (UgAdJ)

86 Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave

"Push the little Daisies and make 'em come up"

Posted by: Miklos, a bit of a Weenie at July 01, 2022 10:26 PM (thbCK)

87 *hands out 8 lb. sledgehammers to all the Morons*

Boys, you find any of those soy addled libs who want a vasectomy, tell them you can help, and at no charge.

Tell 'em their pancaked nutsacks will qualify them for lifetime membership in the Rachel Corrie Fan Club.

"One Swing and You're In!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (tkOps)

88 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems

nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (UgAdJ)

89 My meat world name is Mike. I love the rat trap meme.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)

90 If all the liberal woman abort all their babies and all the liberal men get vasectomies to protest the Dobbs verdict pretty soon two problems are solved. No more abortions and no more liberals.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (TGBcr)

91 They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT

Tole you Peoples

Posted by: Nancy Reagan, you can ask Tipper Gore at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (thbCK)

92 They said we couldn't teach abstinence, and now abstinence is their stated policy. Asshats.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 10:18 PM (LOVUx)

Good catch.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:29 PM (AmoqO)

93 61 The real question for those idiots in the red robes is, why do you want me to get raped? Why would you take away my firearm which protects me from such?

Idiots. Those white bonnets are completely empty, from one side to the other.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


They want to go easy on criminals. They want to take away our guns. They hate normal people. They hate us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 01, 2022 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

94 two problems are solved.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM

Yeah, but they have set up the apparatus to multiply via indoctrination.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW)

95 Poor Mike! I just don't think it is right to target him like that!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (K0jo2)

96 Who would a friend, mentor, pioneer?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (thbCK)

The answer is ^
|

Posted by: Art Fleming at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

97 If all the liberal woman abort all their babies and all the liberal men get vasectomies to protest the Dobbs verdict pretty soon two problems are solved. No more abortions and no more liberals.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 10:28 PM (TGBcr)
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As I pointed out above, they'll only try HARDER to convert America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment.

Lefties are perfectly happy to extinguish the human race from this planet as long as they are the last to go.

On that cheery note, hope everyone has a great Independence Day!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (K5n5d)

98 found a new ewetube channel to watch. Diesel Creek. dude rescues, rebuilds, and uses old construction equipment.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:30 PM (UgAdJ)

99 *hands out 8 lb. sledgehammers to all the Morons*



Will also go well with my new kindling splitter.

More uses than any Ronco product.

Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK)

100 40:
Kingsley Amis once said something like this: "Canadians are fine people, but probably the only ones in the world who could created a boring whisky".

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (p6eON)

101 What's the conversion rate to merican?
--------------------------------
x10

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (yikp0)

102

Those handmaid types should wear the black sack as women do in actual real-world brutal theocracies right now...

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:32 PM (jG2W7)

103 My meat world name is Mike.

"Hi Mike"

Posted by: Mikeaholics Anonymouse at July 01, 2022 10:33 PM (thbCK)

104 Tomorrow is BBQ day. Got 2 briskets at Kroger, one for tomorrow and one to freeze for later in the year.

Prep and smoke it tomorrow, rest it overnight in the oven, and dig in on Sunday. Yum.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K)

105 They may not let you have any fun, but at least their pralines are "authentic"...That's gotta be worth something, right?

Their pralines are great. They also have great beignets; last time I was in New Orleans, I tried both Loretta’s and Cafe du Monde; I by far preferred Loretta’s.

Very friendly, too. And she heavily decorated her main location with bible verses. I think she passed recently, don’t know if her heirs will be as awesome.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (U+Oxn)

106 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9)

107
Now I'm told that that woman unable to control their pregnancy are just livestock. Uh, aren't there two stages before you have to choose an abortion?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (/U27+)

108 The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ)


They have young nieces they want to drive to a clinic.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:35 PM (6RgRK)

109 Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL)


Absinthe. Absinthe makes the thujone harder . . .

OK, needs work.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)

110 More uses than any Ronco product.

Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK)

But wait. There's so much more!

Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)

111 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It is impolite to speak with your mouth full.

Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (thbCK)

112 he answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ)
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I wonder if it's driven by envy. None of these people will ever experience the joy of being a parent...And that's why they hate normies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:37 PM (K5n5d)

113 Screech. The Canadians, actually the Newfound landers, import a Barbados rum that has an exciting name and is pretty boring.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)

114 {Debby}! (It took me this long to get through the content and make it this far in the comments.)

Posted by: Theodore at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (GJnvT)

115 But wait. There's so much more!
Posted by: Late Night UHF

*GLARE*

Posted by: Miklos heir to the fabled Ginsu fortune at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (thbCK)

116 Eugenics never went away.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz)

117
Don't get too cocky. They are still hellbent on converting America's children to their lifestyle through education and entertainment...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


We can recapture America's youth with lower corporate tax rates and enterprise zones.

Posted by: GOPe at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (63Dwl)

118 Thanks for the ONT.

They believe the stories they see on television are real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (0snk2)

119 People who demand we have a robust safety net have a different idea for keeping people out of the net.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz)

120 116 Eugenics never went away.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz)

Eugenics are racism by another name. Always.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (0snk2)

121 Supposedly liberal men are now getting vasectomies in droves and liberal women are on a sex strike. I see this as all kinds of winning. Demographics are destiny.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 10:21

Indeed, let them go extinct.

Thanks for the ONT WD, mucho content.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (55Qr6)

122 We can recapture America's youth with lower corporate tax rates and enterprise zones.
Posted by: GOPe

And amnesty. Don't forget amnesty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:40 PM (t3/qz)

123 My company is one that just announced paying for employees to travel for abortions. But they worded it in a very deferential way, talking about strong opinions and both sides and everyone needs to respect those that don't agree with them.

Interestingly, the stated policy is paying for travel expenses for any health procedure covered by company health insurance, they do not say abortions.

Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions? Seems to not be the kind of thing they would pay for, given they try to deny everything. Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

124 The Mrs would watch Handmaids Tale in
Marathon sessions. Mesmerized. And she’s been pro Roe for a long time. One of our disputes.

When Dobbs decision was leaked a while back, and the news organs (npr) began to manipulate their audience, I would anticipate the severity of some of her responses. One morning after I dropped her at her work I’m in the walk-in closet and there on the floor is what I thought was one of those Handmaid’s hats. Looking closer, I see it was the dog collar our black lab wore after one of his surgeries!

Posted by: Rex B at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (24hgG)

125 And amnesty. Don't forget amnesty.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Where do I sign???
-gang of 8

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (MGB5H)

126 If anyone's seen Rekieta's stream when he does 'Unbreaded' it occurred to me that his racial superiority rants remind me of a book I read for a history class in college. 'Racial Hygiene.' If ever there was a more evil and dystopian phrase, it is that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (0snk2)

127 For those interested, I put some photos of the Loretta’s main location and their beignets, pralines, and sweet potato cookies up on the MeWe Deplorable Gourmet group.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (U+Oxn)

128
Hey, whatever happened to those Ginny Thomas J6 texts? I thought Clarence was going to be impeached and convicted over them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)

129 They believe the stories they see on television are real.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (0snk2)


Partially that, and I think they are actually protecting the girls, since "protecting" confers extra status and position in society

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (xhaym)

130 Eugenics never went away.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:39 PM (t3/qz)

I hate their stupid songs. Two lines repeated over and over and over. Annie's haircut stinks too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)

131
Aren't gay couples the market for Handsmaid's Tale wimmin?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2022 10:43 PM (/U27+)

132 By the way, somehow, I wound up on the CA AG email list. CA has now moved to restrict CA government travel to AZ. Something about CA funds, etc., and that we're an abortion backwater as far as the enlightened denizens of CA government.

Good.

(I now take extra delight collecting my CA pension while living in AZ)


Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/)

133 40 Question. Does Canada produce any sprits of note that are *not* in the "Crown Royal" profile of a blended whisky?

Newfoundland Screech
Ryan Clowe approved, eh.

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g)

134 "they actually think they are protecting the girls . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (xhaym)

135 *GLARE*

Posted by: Miklos heir to the fabled Ginsu fortune at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (thbCK)

We carry our own paper!

Posted by: Lee's Barstools and Dinettes at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)

136 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24

Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6)

137 Boobs, boobs, boobs…

Tell me how this line of thinking is wrong:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (rzOL9)

138 Canadians seem to do sweet well.Ciders and ice wine, for example. I'd like to try some of their fruit liqueurs I've heard of. But they seem hopeless on the whiskey front. Or maybe we only get their shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)

139 This is what a horde fridge should look like
http://tinyurl.com/f3rdecru

Posted by: Ciampino - golden at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (qfLjt)

140 (I now take extra delight collecting my CA pension while living in AZ)


Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!!

Posted by: Another unhinged commie at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (thbCK)

141 probably the only ones in the world who could created a boring whisky
---------
*looks at bottle of Canadian Club*

Well, he had a point.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (5p7BC)

142 Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)


It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (6RgRK)

143

Another wave of rain, wind, and lightning is on the way here...

The National Weather Service is serious this time!

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (jG2W7)

144 This is what a horde fridge should look like
http://tinyurl.com/f3rdecru
Posted by: Ciampino - golden

The other garage/basement fridge.

Not the beer fridge.

Posted by: Miklos the Part-Time Prepper at July 01, 2022 10:47 PM (thbCK)

145 I hate their stupid songs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM

I see what you did there and hey now! Sweet Dreams was a cool song. Though I'll admit I marginally prefer the Marilyn Manson version. (walks away in shame)

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:47 PM (ftFVW)

146 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24

Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies.
Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6)
-------------

congrats to both of you. My wife and I could pass for having been married 40+ years. Alas, we'll be doing well to make 20.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:48 PM (5pTK/)

147 Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6)

Back at you, and yes it does. No time to look back, except with fondness.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM (AmoqO)

148 Hey, whatever happened to those Ginny Thomas J6 texts? I thought Clarence was going to be impeached and convicted over them.
Posted by: Hadrian

The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM (t3/qz)

149 The dog training video seemed strange somehow. Someone can probably explain it. The dog attacks for aggressive behavior but is then called off. If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2)

150 I forgot to mention, “snizz.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (rzOL9)

151 The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:49 PM

The text said something to the effect of...

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (ftFVW)

152 Mom's birthday is today. I sure miss her.

Posted by: Infidel at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (r2IDy)

153 The dog training video seemed strange somehow. Someone can probably explain it. The dog attacks for aggressive behavior but is then called off. If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2)
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It looked like the dog was bring trained to differentiate between friendly and aggressive behavior.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:51 PM (5pTK/)

154 *looks at bottle of Canadian Club*

Well, he had a point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

When I was 18 (rather recently) a bottle of Chivas was a Big Deal

Posted by: Miklos has an eidetic memory of hangovers at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (thbCK)

155 Dents, Dings, Creases and Bumpers
We Do It All, Call Today

Posted by: New England Dent Removal at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (llON8)

156 Eugene: from Greek Eugenios meaning ‘well-born’, ‘noble’.

Eugenetics: Eugenics is a set of beliefs and practices that aim to improve the genetic quality of a human population, historically by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.

I have questions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

157 Great job, WD.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (5pTK/)

158 I received a MacBook pro for my birthday. I am a diehard pc owner but my daughter thought I would change overnight to a mac fanatic. Well, I somehow mixed up my password with my Apple ID and was locked out of my computer for 24 hours. After the 24 hours, I received an email that I was locked out for TWO WEEKS while they made sure I was who I said I was. I called Apple support and they said so sorry, that's security, we can't help you. I called my daughter and told her she could have this pos back. I have bought firearms faster that did the background checks faster than this.

Posted by: Megthered at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (AdxHD)

159 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx)

160 >>> If the dog is called off after going after aggressive behavior, isn't it being taught*not to go after aggressive behavior?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 10:50 PM (K0jo2)


After the aggression starts and the dog attacks the guy tries calling the dog off. I'm sure this is part of the test and the dog does not respond. Then the woman says heel and the dog immediately responds. This all seems to be perfect to me.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (0fVbu)

161 Screech. The Canadians, actually the Newfound landers, import a Barbados rum that has an exciting name and is pretty boring.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)

Screech used to be a liquor made leaching the dregs of rum out of casks with water. Po' folks rum. Of course, in the modern regulated world, it's just another blended rum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (wut0L)

162 12 How many redheads are in Canada?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:00 PM (rzOL9)
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One less, since Weirddave imported me from there.

Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (GpUUo)

163
Newfoundland Screech
Ryan Clowe approved, eh.
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g)


Sortilage which is a maple syrup and Canadian Whiskey liqueur

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym)

164 I forgot to mention, “snizz.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

backatcha

"bares teeth in that sexy, sexy way"

Posted by: AOC at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (thbCK)

165 23 units of Canada.*
And here I thought metric was a pain in the ass.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker
--
What's the conversion rate to merican?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:05 PM (MGB5H)
----
You mean like
1 Canada = 1 Texas + 1/2 Alaska Eh!
Can = TX + AK/2 = (2TX + Ak)/2
(for discussion purposes only so don't go all Texan on me, and you too Alaska)
I just wanted to get all the "No Math on ONT" mad at me.

Posted by: Ciampino - just simple equations you say at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

166 by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.


Precisely why PP sets up shop in poor black neighborhoods, and not, say, Nantucket.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 10:56 PM (t3/qz)

167 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.
Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24

Congrats Javems. Ours was the 27th, 41. Time flies.
Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 10:45 PM (55Qr6)

Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl)

168 I hate their stupid songs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2022 10:42 PM

This one is just a bit different for Annie:

http://tinyurl.com/56j8tpr6

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (AmoqO)

169 *looks at bottle of Canadian Club*

Well, he had a point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:46 PM (5p7BC)

Crown Royal is a better rye.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (wut0L)

170 excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.


Precisely why PP sets up shop in poor black neighborhoods, and not, say, Nantucket.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

*Ana Navarro nods enthusiastically*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (MGB5H)

171 42 Evening, 'ettes and 'rons. For reasons of marital harmony and domestic tranquility, Weirddave kinda has to acknowledge Canada Day.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 01, 2022 10:11 PM (v23vE)
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I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American.

Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo)

172 I had a Jeep named Eugene.

Posted by: Popeye at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

173 Crown Royal is a better rye.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Huh. You caught that.

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK)

174 Dents, Dings, Creases and Bumpers
We Do It All, Call Today
Posted by: New England Dent Removal at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (llON

Vogons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (wut0L)

175 Hey, I'm here.

This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t)

176 Eugene: from Greek Eugenios meaning ‘well-born’, ‘noble’.
[ . . . ] I have questions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

I know, right? For example, why is Eugene, in spite of its name, so similar to Springfield? Be Better, Meth capital of the Southern Willamette Valley!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym)

177 This one is just a bit different for Annie:

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM

She sang a song at the end of one of the Lord of the Rings movies. That was far from her normal scene.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (ftFVW)

178 *Ana Navarro nods enthusiastically*
Posted by: BruceWayne

Actually, she vibrates the neck fat.

Posted by: Marlon Miklos-Perkins at July 01, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK)

179 if somebody loved canada they would go out behind the barn with it and shoot it in the head

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:01 PM (VmXm1)

180 If somebody loved canada they would go out behind the barn with it and shoot it in the head
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:01 PM (VmXm1)

Well that took a turn

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (MGB5H)

181 162 Hi, Gingy. I myself am married to a redhead. I am a great fan of y’all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (rzOL9)

182 Crown Royal mixed with Royal Crown cola, good?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:02 PM (0fVbu)

183
The committee is writing up some new testimony for cornbread to give concerning Ginny. She has got some wild tales to learn.


I've heard that she's been "hanging around" with a black man.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (/NCI4)

184 excluding people and groups judged to be inferior


in fairness, this is why there are members committees

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (VmXm1)

185 159 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx)

Congrats irongramdpa.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (AmoqO)

186 When Ana Navarro goes to weigh herself, she has to step onto a Richter Scale.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:03 PM (tkOps)

187 Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:01 PM (

And that's when the murders started.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (K0jo2)

188 >>> 175 Hey, I'm here.

This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t)

Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (llON8)

189 Well, I've just been commenting around the margins, and it's getting late. It is time to slink off to bed and drift to sleep to Hearts of Space on the radio.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (ftFVW)

190 It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations.

It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42)

191

If Lincoln had lived, Canadia would be American now...

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (dQAOd)

192 Crown Royal mixed with Royal Crown cola, good?
Posted by: banana Dream

Crown and Crown

Classy

Darleen gets a few when she's good

Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (thbCK)

193 nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:27 PM (UgAdJ)

Good job. Hope to see you guys there this year.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:05 PM (AmoqO)

194 I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo)


One of my Grandfathers was born in Salmo BC to Naturalized American citizens who had been born in Scotland.
I have all the paperwork he had to go through to get his passport in the 50's, including the notarized statement of the midwife.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)

195 163
Newfoundland Screech
Ryan Clowe approved, eh.
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at July 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Nig2g)

Sortilage which is a maple syrup and Canadian Whiskey liqueur
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym)
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I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.

Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo)

196
This is an amazing, stupendous ONT Weird Dave. So many great ones but the rifle story takes the prize.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t)

Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t)

197 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54

Congrats on the longevity irong... I too md a ginger, she's mostly Scottish. Doing genealogy I found out our families lived about 15 miles apart in the Scottish borderlands in the 1600s.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (55Qr6)

198 I have been an American citizen since 2018, I'm dual but consider myself American.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 10:58 PM (GpUUo)

Well, spend enough time here in Texas, now that you're here, and all those lesser citizenships will pale and fade away. You'll be wearin' Texas Flag garb and saying, "I'm fixin' to . . . ", and the like.

This is my 41st year being a resident of The Lone Star State. I got here as soon as I could.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (4I/2K)

199 And that's when the murders started.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Better than the numbers

Posted by: Miklos understood about the no math thing at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (thbCK)

200 Puffins are more tasty than penguins anyway.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (4NlP1)

201 One of my Grandfathers was born in Salmo BC to Naturalized American citizens who had been born in Scotland.
I have all the paperwork he had to go through to get his passport in the 50's, including the notarized statement of the midwife.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)

My sister's hubby was born in Salmo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (wut0L)

202 I wonder if technology can read data to predict death, the way it can predict pregnancy or other life situations.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (K0jo2)

203 Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (t3/qz)

204 Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl)

Wow. Way to hang in.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (AmoqO)

205 Our 13th ann was last Saturday.

She rescued me from the throwaway pile.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (Msys3)

206 Meanwhile, at ABC, news you can lose:

"US newspapers dying at rate of 2 each week"

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (qpX6U)

207 nicely done! Smash & I reach 39 the weekend after the MoMe.

Posted by: BifBewalski

That may be assuming a great deal....

Posted by: Miklos don't want no trouble, hear? at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (thbCK)

208 Actually, she vibrates the neck fat.

That's hot.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (Xrfse)

209 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx)

Oooh, what a lucky man, he is! Congrats!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (4I/2K)

210 Goodnight she hobbit

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (K0jo2)

211 My sister's hubby was born in Salmo.

A moose once bit my sister...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:09 PM (/NCI4)

212 Thanks WD.

I loled at the ikea table one. It was at least 2.5 Canadas of funny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (u2OBY)

213 Count de Monet, I tell people that as well. I love it here.

Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (GpUUo)

214 So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Y+l9t)

215 >>> I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo)


They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail. How does one go about getting out of state liquor?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu)

216 It will be here long after the leftwit pudsnackers are bad memories.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (KATBx)

I come here for that kind of pure poetry.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (LOVUx)

217 That billboard from Qatar.

I'm not saying I agree.

I'm just saying I understand.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (kOpft)

218 Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.

Are you denying the SCIENCE???

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Xrfse)

219 Three of us unvaccinated ER staff are sitting around talking about the multiple triple vaxxed and boosted masked colleagues who are currently out with COVID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (t3/qz)

Heh. That's a head scratcher.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K)

220
Better than the numbers
Posted by: Miklos understood about the no math thing at

Unlike some that won't be named.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:11 PM (K0jo2)

221 So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Daily beast described that as a "far right-wing revenge wet dream" I was like sign me up

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (MGB5H)

222 Puffins are fine, bit gannets wet their nests.

Posted by: Humpy Carlos at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (PIlQh)

223 Canadian whiskey is a poor substitute for real hootch.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (0OmEj)

224 That billboard from Qatar.

I'm not saying I agree.

I'm just saying I understand.
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (kOpft)

Scratch out the squiggles, and draw a cross there, and it would work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (wut0L)

225 So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.

I just finished the first two episodes. It's good, but a bit slow at times.

I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:12 PM (/NCI4)

226 I loled at the ikea table one. It was at least 2.5 Canadas of funny.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

I have these four leftover Ikea comments, and no idea which thread they go on

Posted by: Miklos may hurt himself with this hex wrench at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (thbCK)

227 I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
Posted by: Archimedes

Also that sweet sweet cash money

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (MGB5H)

228 Hey, if anyone knows how to get hold of Berserker, would you let him know I have a question for him?

In the meantime, does anyone know a company that makes odds sized luggage/trunks on wheels? I need something to carry a foldable mobility scooter on an airplane - the model I have used to make one, but they no longer make them.

Need it in the next 6 weeks, as we are going on a cruise in mid-August and I would like to keep my new scooter from getting beat up by the gorillas in baggage handling!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (SRRAx)

229 They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail. How does one go about getting out of state liquor?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu)

Hire a guy named Bandit and his buddy Snowman to go pick you up some and bring it back.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K)

230 This is my 41st year being a resident of The Lone Star State. I got here as soon as I could.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Well before your birth then.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2)

231 Personally. I think that all comely ginger women should be given automatic US citizenship.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (rzOL9)

232 Annie Lennox put out one or two Christmas albums that are worth a listen

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (RMN7W)

233 It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42)


This man knows his stuff.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (6RgRK)

234 Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t)


The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (paGh3)

235 I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (GpUUo)


I have an empty bottle that my dad finished off. It has the cork stopper, so I use it to macerate anise and star anise with cheap white rum to make home-brew aguardiente.
I use it mostly to add to my pie crusts and flavor some baked deserts.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (xhaym)

236 ..How does one go about getting out of state liquor?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu)


Some enterprising Moron or 'Ette might manage to snag you some to bring to the TxMoMeet. As if you needed further incentive to attend?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (tkOps)

237 Also that sweet sweet cash money

Posted by: BruceWayne


Yeah, but those guys are at the peak of their earning potential. If it was money that they wanted, they'd probably be better off just making more movies instead of taking time to EP. At least I think that's how it would work, and I DID just watch a TV show, so, you know, expert.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (/NCI4)

238 Congrats to you both! Wife and I celebrated our 50th (!!) on May 27th. 1972 just doesn't seem that long ago. *sigh*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 10:57 PM (Zvtjl)

Wow. Way to hang in.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:08 PM (AmoqO)

She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl)

239 Well before your birth then.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2)

Well, naturally!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K)

240 >>> 123 My company is one that just announced paying for employees to travel for abortions. But they worded it in a very deferential way, talking about strong opinions and both sides and everyone needs to respect those that don't agree with them.

Interestingly, the stated policy is paying for travel expenses for any health procedure covered by company health insurance, they do not say abortions.

Making me wonder two things, does our health insurance pay for abortions? Seems to not be the kind of thing they would pay for, given they try to deny everything. Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

Wait, I'm cow-orkers with Dave in Fla?!

I guess there could be some law firm which drafted a letter and multiple companies used a variant.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (llON8)

241 She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl)

That's some stew!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K)

242 So, I'm 4 episodes into The Terminal List and it is very very good but Chris Pratt has only taken his shirt off once.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Daily beast described that as a "far right-wing revenge wet dream" I was like sign me up

Where does one watch it?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (K0jo2)

243
My sister's hubby was born in Salmo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:07 PM (wut0L)


Then you will understand when I say that Great Grandad was working in the Silver mines in Ymer

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym)

244 Where does one watch it?

Amazon Prime

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:17 PM (/NCI4)

245 Yeah, but those guys are at the peak of their earning potential. If it was money that they wanted, they'd probably be better off just making more movies instead of taking time to EP. At least I think that's how it would work, and I DID just watch a TV show, so, you know, expert.
Posted by: Archimedes

You're acting in the project might as well get yourself an EP credit so you get some say in the project plus double dip in the cash. It's not. Like they gotta hang around and oversee post production

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:17 PM (MGB5H)

246 know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
Posted by: Archimedes

I could tell...

*sobs into cheap Canadian whiskey*

Posted by: Miklos, it's the pictures that got small at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (thbCK)

247 It gets better and speeds up. I read the book so I had an idea of where it was going but about the middle of the third epoisode it starts to come together and gets pretty exciting. There is so much garbage on TV that I am really impressed that they actually follow the book and aren't glamorizing how down and dirty war is.
I am impressed with the little things that they did to make Pratt look more common man than movie star.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t)

248 The proper name is Dominion Day. Can, Aus and NZ are Dominions of the Empire. The fuckwad Liberals changed it to Canada Day in the 80s when no one was paying attention. They also replaced our beautiful flag, red with the union jack in the corner and the coat of arms in the field, with the current red and white corporate logo flag when I was a young 'un in 1965. The old flag flies in my yard.

Posted by: John K at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (12h5R)

249 in fairness, there is a big difference in the value of freedom given because they are tired of you.

it is sort of the same as busting out of jail or having a dog abandoned roadside


Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (0SUY6)

250 >>> Hire a guy named Bandit and his buddy Snowman to go pick you up some and bring it back.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K)


There was a guy at a Sam's Club liquor store that would order me things. That was some time ago and far away. I've tried asking other places now around me now and they seem confused. They have like this catalog of alcohol from their distributor and if it isn't in there well it might as well not exist.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (0fVbu)

251 The Chris Hemsworth thing was diappointing. Too weird.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t)

252 Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:06 PM (Y+l9t)
The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:15 PM (paGh3)


I'll gladly handle all the financial details, including graft oversight.

Weasel Firearms, VLLC...
Very Limited Liability Corporation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)

253 She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Gulyas soup for you!

Posted by: Miklos the Magyar Soup Anti-Nazi at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (thbCK)

254 I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.

Dishwasher and faucet installed today.
Hot and cold running water and no more dishes to do.
So glad plumber did it.

The dishwasher was missing a coupling and all the valves and lines under the sink had to be replace nipples and unions too.


Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (Xoxgm)

255 108 The answer I wasn't is why are al the pro-abortion protestors fat blue haired lesbians, gay men, and 85 year old hippies? Everyone protesting, and protesting rabidly, has no need for an abortion.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 10:13 PM (GLJgZ)

They have young nieces they want to drive to a clinic.

Posted by: Emmie at July 01, 2022 10:35 PM (6RgRK)
----
So who had their way with those nieces? ..... Paolo, come here.

Posted by: Ciampino - wasn't me at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (qfLjt)

256 229 We gonna do what they say can't be done..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 01, 2022 11:20 PM (RMN7W)

257 159 Been 54 years since I sold my soul to my beloved ginger. I maintain that I very much got the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 01, 2022 10:54 PM (KATBx)

Congrats irongramdpa.
Posted by: Javems

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (arJlL)

258 Where does one watch it?

Amazon Prime
Posted by: Archimedes

Thanks Archimedes

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (K0jo2)

259 Banana Dream, we bought four pints in the neighboring county last week. The fifth bottle was brought by a northern US friend when he came through town.

Posted by: Gingy at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (GpUUo)

260 She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (Zvtjl)

That's some stew!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K)

She was an introvert, and I was very outgoing. Knew her all through HS. Total opposites. But, somehow it worked out. She's also been a volunteer EMT for the local first aid squad since 1994. Still going strong after all these years.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (Zvtjl)

261 I have five bottles of it. It is smmooooothe.
Posted by: Gingy
------

If you haven't tried it, you might enjoy Yukon Jack.
http://tinyurl.com/2dhzste5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (ug8TC)

262 So who had their way with those nieces? ..... Paolo, come here.
Posted by: Ciampino

You may to call, how you say, Eugene

Posted by: AKA the Paolo at July 01, 2022 11:21 PM (thbCK)

263 valves, I forgot valves, all the valves too

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (Xoxgm)

264 Then you will understand when I say that Great Grandad was working in the Silver mines in Ymer
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym)

I have been to Ymer (Ymir?) years ago. The Slocan area is a famous mining district.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (wut0L)

265 ..Need it in the next 6 weeks, as we are going on a cruise in mid-August and I would like to keep my new scooter from getting beat up by the gorillas in baggage handling! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 01, 2022 11:13 PM (SRRAx)

Take your scooter to a local upholstery shop, and ask 'em to make you up a "soft-sided" case. Heavy ballistic nylon, strong zippers, foam-core between the inner & outer nylon parts. A really good shop will also manage to disassemble some cheap WallyWorld luggage, and use it's collapsing handle and wheel assemblies to integrate into yours.

It'll weigh far less than a rigid case, and at a fraction of the cost of a "roadie" type trunk or Pelican case. Good luck!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (tkOps)

266 She, Irish, me, Hungarian/Slovak. Now THERE'S a combination!! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Gulyas soup for you!
Posted by: Miklos the Magyar Soup Anti-Nazi at July 01, 2022 11:19 PM (thbCK)

Guess who's done most of the cooking all these years? My Hungarian mom taught me well. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (Zvtjl)

267
That may be assuming a great deal....
Posted by: Miklos

poor thing. she is stuck with me. married down and cannot escape.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (UgAdJ)

268 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Cheers to the wife on Canada Day. When I was a kid it was called Dominion Day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (EZebt)

269 The Chris Hemsworth thing was diappointing. Too weird.

Agree. Not worth the time.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2022 11:23 PM (/NCI4)

270 They have a cream liquor too I see. That looks good. How does one go about obtaining liquor that's not local? It's illegal, at least in my state GA to buy it by mail.Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:10 PM (0fVbu)

In Oregon you had to contact the Oregon Liquor Control Commission to ask if it is on their schedule to buy. If it is not, and is not of a class that is prohibited for some lame-ass reason, you have to request that it be purchased, and the flunky you talk to may actually know what it is needed to be done. If not you may have to either talk to a supervisor, or find out what statutes and rules cover this eventuality.
My dad did this to buy a case of screech, and later a case of Ginger wine - as the OLCC will only order full cases.
In at least one case, he had to read and interpret the rules to fill out the form to request that the OLCC allow purchase and import of non schedule liqour by one of the state liquor stores.
(in both cases he had to take the whole case as the liquor store did not want to take a chance on the extra inventory)
Or you can ask a bud going to Canada to bring you a bottle back

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

271 >>> 190 It is very difficult to find health insurance without abortion coverage. In fact, the coverage may be required under ObamaCare regulations.

It is. You can find plans off exchange that don't cover it, but most of them are rubbish. You need someone who knows what they are doing to aren't rubbish and don't cover abortion. Someone like me.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42)

Not all heroes wear capes.

Posted by: Announcer Voice at July 01, 2022 11:24 PM (llON8)

272 Minimum wage went up today to $16.99

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt)

273 The Chris Hemsworth thing was diappointing. Too weird.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Y+l9t)

Well, in honor of Dominion Day, then, here is Wade Hemsworth, with a genuine Canadian classic:

https://youtu.be/w8HrGhn9nLI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (wut0L)

274 I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.

Dishwasher and faucet installed today.
Hot and cold running water and no more dishes to do.
So glad plumber did it.

The dishwasher was missing a coupling and all the valves and lines under the sink had to be replace nipples and unions too.
...
valves, I forgot valves, all the valves too

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2022 11:22 PM (Xoxgm)

Well, while you're in there, might as well remodel the rest of the kitchen too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)

275 72 No sex for you!

Posted by: Abortion Nazi at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj)
----
Are trans-women also getting the cold shoulder?
What about trans-men with the teensie-weensie peeper-squeeker steam blower?

Posted by: Ciampino - it was just a hiss of steam at July 01, 2022 11:26 PM (qfLjt)

276 the wife = your lovely bride

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:27 PM (EZebt)

277 Which two Morons will step up to help Weasel win a US TX military contract?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I just got a text from Hrothgar and he nominated Blaster and Ed L.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
The New United States will need suppliers. I'm in.
Posted by: blaster
I'll gladly handle all the financial details, including graft oversight.
Weasel Firearms, VLLC...
Very Limited Liability Corporation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I'm pretty good at recruitment so could help get peons, I mean, people to work the line. (typo)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:27 PM (Y+l9t)

278 Yeah, Paxton. He sure is charging hard. Not a lot of thought into the wisdom of doing so, however.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)

279 Someone like me.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2022 11:04 PM (lkr42)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted by: Announcer Voice

Weirddave may have several capes.

And look rather fetching in them too.

Posted by: Miklos could imagine how that could happen at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (thbCK)

280 I'm staying up so I can drive to the airport to pick my wife and kid up from the airport. The flight was supposed to arrive at midnight but it keeps getting delayed. Last update was almost 2am for arrival.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:28 PM (0fVbu)

281 For Canada Day / Dominion Day viewing there is one option: Trailer Park Boys.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (TGBcr)

282 I'm late to the thread...

It's not Canada Day, it's Dominion Day...

I'm old school!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (BgMrQ)

283 For Canada Day / Dominion Day viewing there is one option: Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Letterkenney is also acceptable

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2022 11:29 PM (MGB5H)

284 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (qAR6u)

285 75 No penguins!!?

Posted by: jewells45

You know how it is. It starts with penguins but next thing you know it's polar bears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 01, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)
----
Careful now. Polar bears is a step up. It could degenerate to otters.
I think I could manage beavers though, with nice fur.

Posted by: Ciampino - do beavers come with dams? at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

286 It's not Canada Day, it's Dominion Day...

I'm old school!
Posted by: browndog

Vote says....

Posted by: Yep, Dominion at July 01, 2022 11:30 PM (thbCK)

287
I have an empty bottle that my dad finished off. It has the cork stopper, so I use it to macerate anise

Could I get your address?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

288 >>> 272 Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt)

This will have no effect on inflation.

Also, diesel prices have nothing to do with the price of anything else.

Posted by: leftists at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (llON8)

289 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

WE ARE SAVED

Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (thbCK)

290 Take your scooter to a local upholstery shop, and ask 'em to make you up a "soft-sided" case. Heavy ballistic nylon, strong zippers, foam-core between the inner & outer nylon parts. A really good shop will also manage to disassemble some cheap WallyWorld luggage, and use it's collapsing handle and wheel assemblies to integrate into yours.

It'll weigh far less than a rigid case, and at a fraction of the cost of a "roadie" type trunk or Pelican case. Good luck!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Ji


and it in a nice seventies floral so it is not tacticool

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (0SUY6)

291 Dominion day sounds a little Supremacist to me.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (Y+l9t)

292 Second, technically if I need cancer treatment at Johns Hopkins, they are now going to pay travel expenses.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)



Most of these directives say they will pay for medical procedures not offered near you.

I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (NSWcw)

293 >>> Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt)


The minimum wage is zero. When an employer can no longer afford to pay a person the gov's "minimum wage" he will inform the person they are now making the actual minimum wage, zero.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (0fVbu)

294 Mazel tov to ig and Mrs. ig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (EZebt)

295 ..and it in a nice seventies floral so it is not tacticool
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:32 PM (0SUY6)


Orange shag will render it theft-proof.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:34 PM (tkOps)

296 Orange shag will render it theft-proof.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J



Posted by: confederatefifth at July 01, 2022 11:34 PM (0SUY6)

297
Dominion day sounds a little Supremacist to me.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Those darn shape shifting founders!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)

298 Any procedure covered by insurance?

So if your primary care doctor is in Hawaii, you go there for a checkup, the company pays travel?

I don't think they thought this through.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (paGh3)

299 288 >>> 272 Minimum wage went up today to $16.99
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt)
This will have no effect on inflation.
Also, diesel prices have nothing to do with the price of anything else.
Posted by: leftists at July 01, 2022 11:31 PM (llON


If only Trump hadn't colluded with Putin, everything would be perfect under FJB!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

300 78 Our anniversary is the 3rd of July. Thought it would be and apt day to marry. Forty seven this year. We married late.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO)
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Enjoy and make the most of it. This year would have been our 47th as well but I lost my wife last year before our 46th. June 9 1975. Great joy then.

Posted by: Ciampino - we need to enjoy our spouses while we are still together at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

301 If Willy Wonka ran a gay bar, this guy would be slinging drinks and getting stinkfingered by Don Lemon at that bar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (IXpV7)

302 Orange shag will render it theft-proof.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

🙁

Posted by: Harvest Gold at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (4I/2K)

303 http://tinyurl.com/54ctxf62

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (IXpV7)

304 Dammit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (IXpV7)

305 ..I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:33 PM (NSWcw)


Welfare Offices are full of leeches!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (tkOps)

306 Hello, Hordesters! What's up?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM (rF64X)

307 Dominion day

.....

In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020.

It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (NSWcw)

308 I don't think they thought this through.

Posted by: blaster


I think we're gonna need you to help in the accounting department of Weasel Firearms, VLLC.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3)

309 How did they come up with $16.99? They couldn;t round it to $17.00?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Y+l9t)

310 http://tinyurl.com/54ctxf62

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:37 PM



Should we know this...individual?

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (PzYGK)

311 WTF was that? Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Infidel at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (r2IDy)

312 I was driving through lower Ontario maybe 1991 and everyone has their headlights on during the day. I'm freaked out like why would people do that? They weren't doing it in Detroit 20 miles back.

So at the next pit stop I ask the cashier wth with the headlights? "Safety regulations" he says.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (EZebt)

313 I wonder if it's driven by envy. None of these people will ever experience the joy of being a parent...And that's why they hate normies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2022 10:37 PM (K5n5d)

That's pretty much my thought. All the elderly ones either don't have kids or have kids and grandkids that hate them.

All there groups just wasn't to destroy the traditional family so everyone else can be as miserable as them, it's pretty much the liberal idea for everything in thier race to the bottom.

As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ)

314 In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020.
It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Think you are wrong on that, we are not going to see it, but it will be observed every other year from now on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3)

315 309 How did they come up with $16.99? They couldn;t round it to $17.00?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Y+l9t)
===
They started at $15 and it goes up every July 1 by some algorithm like CPI or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (EZebt)

316 85
i thought July was Monkey Pox Butt Sex testing month. do they have to crap on a test strip, or what?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 01, 2022 10:25 PM (UgAdJ)
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The buttsecks crowd doesn't crap on a test strip, they insert a test strip in their butts with appropriate applicator. Sheesh, I figured you'd know that.

Posted by: Ciampino - flesh-colored, vibrating applicator available at your pharmacy at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

317 Should we know this...individual?
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:39 PM (PzYGK)

Nope. I just saw the guy on one of my wife's terrible TV shows, and thought "oh man. Get a load of this freaking weirdo."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (IXpV7)

318 As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.

Can't we just abort liberals? Then we don't have to worry about whether or not they have guns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM (Bd6X8)

319 Chique!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (tkOps)

320 Enjoy and make the most of it. This year would have been our 47th as well but I lost my wife last year before our 46th. June 9 1975. Great joy then.

Posted by: Ciampino - we need to enjoy our spouses while we are still together at July 01, 2022 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

Thank you and condolences. We have our struggles, physically, but are making it.

Posted by: Javems at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO)

321 In America, we last observed Dominion Day in November 3, 2020.

It's like Leap Year though, we only observe it every 4 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:38 PM (NSWcw)

Actually, our last Dominion Day was on October 19, 1781 The Battle of Yorktown

Beat them limey bastards but good...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (BgMrQ)

322 Hey chique!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:42 PM (zYA/b)

323 ...I just saw the guy on one of my wife's terrible TV shows, and thought "oh man. Get a load of this freaking weirdo."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2022 11:41 PM



A wife with poor taste in televised entertainment, you say?

*fistbump

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:44 PM (PzYGK)

324 313
As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ)
----
I endorse this plan.

Posted by: Ciampino - pick up your gun from the health clinic at July 01, 2022 11:44 PM (qfLjt)

325 Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.

I responded "Finally you get it."

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh3)

326 Hi Jim SND and SMH! And how are you wonderful folks doing?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (rF64X)

327 Say Lancelot, can you hand me an Allen-a-dale wrench.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (kXYt5)

328 As much as I'm anti-abortion i think we need a compromise, all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ)


Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (paGh3)

329 Blaster, the new style book says you should use the phrase:

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:48 PM (Y+l9t)

330 @swa you are right I should have posted the meme!

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:48 PM (paGh3)

331 Interesting thought exercise re Trump

http://tinyurl.com/3eer68ut

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)

332 Chique, doing well. And better now, that you're here. *pours Canadian Club for Chique*

Enjoy! I hear it has the Seal of Approval !


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (tkOps)

333 Doing okay, chique, how about yourself?

Hey Jim!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (zYA/b)

334 106 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9)
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Any boobs will do. It's like pizza, even a meh one is still a pizza.

Posted by: Ciampino - boobies are birds too at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

335 Envy Month should be in March. People be wearin' green already.

'Sup horde? India a celebrates Constitutional Carry today.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (3Or4S)

336 We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV)

337 Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:

"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw)

338 SMH! Give my howdys to ExEx, willya?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (tkOps)

339 106 Boobs. Big ones. Need I say more?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 01, 2022 10:34 PM (rzOL9)
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Any boobs will do. It's like pizza, even a meh one is still a pizza.
Posted by: Ciampino - boobies are birds too at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

All boobs, great and small. A classic tale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)

340 Probably Ymir yes. This was in 1900 of course

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (xhaym)

341 I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I know a guy in Budapest

Posted by: Miklos notes the very favorable USD/HUF exchange rate at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK)

342 I will, Jim.
He just went to bed.

He's off tomorrow, so there's that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (zYA/b)

343 We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV)

The Mason-Dixon line border?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (4I/2K)

344 India has constitutional carry?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2022 11:53 PM (63Dwl)

345 I know a guy in Budapest

I've been watching Lake Balaton travel videos.

*starts researching 12th century diseases*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:54 PM (NSWcw)

346 India a celebrates Constitutional Carry today.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 01, 2022 11:50 PM



Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...

Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)

347 all liberals MUST get abortions and addres banned from having guns, and all conservatives MUST get free guns and are banned from having abortions.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2022 11:40 PM (GLJgZ)

Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter?

Yes

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (c3kdV)

348 India has constitutional carry?

I think there was an invisible N

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (Y+l9t)

349 The second a penguin walks in the bar he demands we crank up the air condioner.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (3Or4S)

350 ..Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)



It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (tkOps)

351 We need a joint North American holiday. July1-4 a 4 day fiesta with everyone on both sides of the border getting a4 days off from work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (c3kdV)


It begins in the harbor on Canada Day. You can literally walk across the harbor on boats drinking all the way. Hell of a good time.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39)

352 Chique, did you hit the moon with your rocket? NASA is up in arms about the littering

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym)

353 I posted the meme.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (paGh3)

354 India. Uggh. Autocumber with curry.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (3Or4S)

355 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.

Wonder how that would poll.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV)

356 *starts researching 12th century diseases*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Bulgarian chicks.

Maybe Ukrainian this season.

Posted by: Miklos notes their desire for the passport with the eagle on it at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (thbCK)

357 India has constitutional carry?

A leetle known fact. How may I help you?

Posted by: Prakeesh, your customer service rep at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (Xrfse)

358 It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:56 PM (tkOps)
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Most are naan- violent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (OaZlZ)

359 I posted the meme.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022

Good work!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (Y+l9t)

360 Trudeau doesn't want Canadian flags on parliament hill.

So patriotic!

http://tinyurl.com/y9trsdd3

Posted by: KT at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (rrtZS)

361 350 ..Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)


It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I think they're naan-violent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (KFhLj)

362 Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.

I responded "Finally you get it."
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh

I'm hoping they demand a divorce.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (wX56x)

363 Must be the season of the witch.

Posted by: Donovan Leech at July 02, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

364 Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)


It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.


Jim

Hide and Sikh

Posted by: Hindu canoe Accidents at July 02, 2022 12:00 AM (thbCK)

365 We have turned a corner with SCOTUS

Now we have to drive these gains even farther.

The Left will WAIL and Commiefornia will double down...
But at the end of the day...we must solider on...and keep the pressure on.

GO USA...GO!!! Give them no quarter! Drive them into the sea...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (J00IM)

366 109 Abstinence makes the fond grow harder.
Posted by: JT at July 01, 2022 10:24 PM (arJlL)

Absinthe. Absinthe makes the thujone harder . . .

OK, needs work.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)
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Hmm thujone, very interesting 'simple' molecule. Monoterpene. I'm partial to diterpenes.

Posted by: Ciampino - oregano has thujone at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

367 337 Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:

"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw)

Nobody ever says what it is. "I'm pro-life but I'm fine with other people killing babies."

WTF?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx)

368 358/361

Horde, freakin' MIND!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (tkOps)

369 I'm thinking about opening a leech clinic, as I imagine they are fairly rare.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I know a guy in Budapest
Posted by: Miklos notes the very favorable USD/HUF exchange rate at July 01, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK)

Bob Sacamano?

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 02, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

370 Evening.

So, pardon my dork-ness here, but I'm watching a show called Elfen Lied. It's a classic, I hear. It's really dark and violent, I hear. Well I'm all for dark and violent shows!
Got it a few months back and finally getting around to watching it.
Dark? For sure. Violent? Oh, definitely! Stupid as all get out? You bet! Really wasn't expecting that. It's like...a lot of really bad tropes plus added incest. It's just...not what I was expecting. I'm not sure where this show is going. It seems to be thin plot plus ultraviolence plus...slice of life? And nudity. Lots of nudity.
I'm guessing the reason American fans latched on to this show was because, way back when, some of the themes were really unusual for Americans to see in animation. I dunno. Just a guess.

I'll finish it when I get back. Maybe it improves.
I also want to see Top Gun again. That was fantastic.

Oh, shit...the time!

Stay free. Keep the faith. Night!

Posted by: Robert, the Devil on your shoulder at July 02, 2022 12:02 AM (1Yy3c)

371 I think Nightwatch is an optimist.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 12:03 AM (Y+l9t)

372 Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)

It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I think they're naan-violent.


No need for red dot sights over there either.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (NSWcw)

373 Canada was helped built by a bunch of colonial Tories and they harbor our military deserters. And they gave us Justin Bieber. Remind me why we're friends?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (wX56x)

374 I'm partial to diterpenes.
Posted by: Ciampino

Had a bad case of diterpenes once.

Got me out of the Army.

Posted by: Medically had a medical Discharge at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (thbCK)

375 110 More uses than any Ronco product.

Posted by: Moklos likes things that are practical at July 01, 2022 10:31 PM (thbCK)

But wait. There's so much more!

Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 01, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)
----
Were you going to make espresso?

Posted by: Ciampino - who'd guess an adlib would become a punchline at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

376 371
<3

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (J00IM)

377 Chique, doing well. And better now, that you're here. *pours Canadian Club for Chique*

Enjoy! I hear it has the Seal of Approval !


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2022 11:49 PM (tkOps)

Merci.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (rF64X)

378 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.

Wonder how that would poll.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV)

I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD)

379 Same.

Posted by: Gingy at July 02, 2022 12:07 AM (GpUUo)

380 Were you going to make espresso?

Posted by: Ciampino - who'd guess an adlib would become a punchline at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

That thought did percolate through my mind.

Posted by: Late Night UHF at July 02, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

381 My ex-girlfriend was Canadian.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (GJnvT)

382 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx)

They were exchanging texts.

I told gf to text back "Then you're literally pro-choice, not pro-life."

Which she did. At which point her sister went ballistic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (NSWcw)

383 378 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.

Wonder how that would poll.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV)

I'm ok with that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD)

I've actually argued that a number of times. If you can restrict guns, then why can't you restrict Abortions, OR THE VOTE.

To Vote? yeah, 2 week waiting period so we can do a background check.... because IMO a Vote if more dangerous, then a gun. Guns can kill people... votes can kill a country.... its like comparing Nucs to guns IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 12:09 AM (oHd/0)

384 367 337 Gf's sister made this prize-winning statement:

"I'm pro-life, but I don't think my views should be forced on others. They should be able to have an abortion if they want."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 01, 2022 11:51 PM (NSWcw)

Nobody ever says what it is. "I'm pro-life but I'm fine with other people killing babies."

WTF?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2022 12:01 AM (LOVUx)

A lot of people don't think. They emote. Logic? What's that?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:10 AM (rF64X)

385 They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu)

386 ..Merci. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 02, 2022 12:05 AM (rF64X)

Last word the Seal ever said. *cues sad Harp music*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (tkOps)

387 Past my bedtime.
Good Night all
Sweet Dreams

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (Y+l9t)

388 Ok now they got the tow bar off. I'm sure everything 100 percent now.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu)

389 Canada was helped built by a bunch of colonial Tories and they harbor our military deserters. And they gave us Justin Bieber. Remind me why we're friends?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Shania Twain could acquire my "friendship" quite easily.

Posted by: Miklos, speaking diplomatically (isn't that right, Lil' Miklos?) at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (thbCK)

390 But for the whole "kill the infidel" and murdering innocents thing, that's a very effective ad.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (hOAT3)

391 They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:11 AM (0fVbu)

What did I say?

Posted by: Murphy at July 02, 2022 12:12 AM (4I/2K)

392 It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross counyry, I suppose

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

393 A lot of people don't think. They emote. Logic? What's that?
Posted by: chique


Thinking, truly analyzing data and/or concepts, is hard work.

Just saying words, is a lot easier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)

394 My ex-girlfriend was Canadian.
Posted by: Theodore

Totally hot?

I wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Miklos, now the Slovaks..... at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (thbCK)

395 Risky Business is on. The movie is 39 years old.

What the Fuck!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (wX56x)

396 Boobs.

Always a relevant topic:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (rzOL9)

397 It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross country, I suppose

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (xhaym)

398 397 It is a better solution than taxiing all the way cross country, I suppose
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:14 AM (xhaym)

Yeah, because the bill on the Meter would be EPIC....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 12:15 AM (oHd/0)

399 Last word the Seal ever said. *cues sad Harp music*


Jim

Join the club.

Posted by: hard working Canucks who probably vote commie anyway at July 02, 2022 12:15 AM (thbCK)

400 Shania Twain married a Mutt. I might still have a chance?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bar tender. at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (3Or4S)

401 372 Hindoos with guns... That's just flippin' great...
Posted by: Zettai at July 01, 2022 11:55 PM (PzYGK)
It might be wise for you to curry favor with them? Just sayin'.

Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

I think they're naan-violent.
No need for red dot sights over there either.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:04 AM (NSWcw)
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All those arms! We better chilli-out. Joss now you'll have to ask the pun-dits for a solution. They are all in the bungalow. You can't untouch that.

Posted by: Ciampino - does one caste brah-men? at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

402 Just saying words, is a lot easier!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

The ease of words...is easy. Speaking of words, which are spoken.

Posted by: Kamala Biden at July 02, 2022 12:17 AM (thbCK)

403 All those arms! We better chilli-out. Joss now you'll have to ask the pun-dits for a solution. They are all in the bungalow. You can't untouch that.

Posted by: Ciampino - does one caste brah-men? at July 02, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

Wow! Nice solid pun jabs!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 02, 2022 12:18 AM (7bRMQ)

404 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.

Wonder how that would poll.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 01, 2022 11:58 PM (c3kdV)

I'm ok with that.


Not me. Why would I give up half of my rights? Right to life is a right. Right to guns is a right. Never give up a right.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:18 AM (K0jo2)

405 Who’s up for puns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9)

406 Seal shimmies into the bar, and asks for the usual.

Bartender asks "Canadian Club on the rocks?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NSWcw)

407 Which she did. At which point her sister went ballistic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:08 AM (NSWcw)

Sounds like the sister is few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (wut0L)

408 Good night sharon

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:20 AM (K0jo2)

409 Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9)

Sun's out, puns out!

Posted by: The Boy Ain't Right at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (4I/2K)

410 Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Your words indicate play

Posted by: Miklos, well I never in best Margaret Dumont voice at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (thbCK)

411 Sounds like the sister is few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

With Bidenflation, a Happy Meal is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Posted by: Miklos notes at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (thbCK)

412 Titties like pizza
Even when they're marginal
So what? It's worthwhile

Posted by: Captain Haiku at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (0pOPf)

413 Who’s up for puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No, who's on first.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (K0jo2)

414 They finally popped up on flightaware. That website is handy. I've used it for years.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:23 AM (0fVbu)

415 Your words indicate play

Posted by: Miklos, well I never in best Margaret Dumont voice at July 02, 2022 12:21 AM (thbCK)

I used to do it for free! Then I found out others got money for play. D'oh!

Posted by: Homer J at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (7bRMQ)

416 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)

417 This July 4th

I will fly the colors and the "Blood Chit" of the USMC in honor of my son who did 5 tours...the last being in the Afgan hell hole of Sangin. If I so much as catch a wif of pink/blue haired agitation on my street, well now... 911 will be very busy.

Oh full disclosure...I will be only observing the unfortunate results of "Pink/Blue Haired" Liberals getting their collective clocks cleaned and their tazing, pepper sprayed, and cuffs being applied and being thrown into the back of squad cars..such will be so appropriate...just watching yo...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (J00IM)

418 124
I see it was the dog collar our black lab wore after one of his surgeries!

Posted by: Rex B at July 01, 2022 10:41 PM (24hgG)
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Usually referred to as the collar of shame.

Posted by: Ciampino - not an ascot at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (qfLjt)

419 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)

Unless you bake of it first.

Posted by: Some Old Literary Guy at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (7bRMQ)

420 Guns for abortion would ukd be an interesting grand bargain. You can have abortions with no restrictions. We can have guns with no restrictions.

You're almost there. Counterproposal: You can have an abortion at any point in your pregnancy, but it has to be administered with an AR-15.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 02, 2022 12:27 AM (KFhLj)

421 Re: sign in Qatar- do the highly educated and worldly culturally aware leftists who love them some Islam actually have any idea what Islam calls for? Apparently not a clue

Posted by: azjaeger at July 02, 2022 12:27 AM (3/XaG)

422

Finally, I've achieved enlightenment!


https://is.gd/enlightened_newyorkistan

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:30 AM (Dwbhe)

423 Pasty, cottage cheese buns? Got 'em right here!

Posted by: MegGIE mac at July 02, 2022 12:30 AM (3Or4S)

424 >>> Usually referred to as the collar of shame.
Posted by: Ciampino - not an ascot at July 02, 2022 12:26 AM (qfLjt)


One fall our dog had one on and making the best of things would run around the yard still sniffing and stuff. But the thing was when he put his head down running and sniffing he'd scoop up a big pile of leaves then when the cone was full he'd toss his head up to get the leaves out of the way. It was humorous to watch.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:31 AM (0fVbu)

425 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)

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Buns > Biscotti

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi)

426 Usually referred to as the collar of shame.
Posted by: Ciampino

I learn thees words from Hoonter

Posted by: actual Russian prostitute at July 02, 2022 12:33 AM (thbCK)

427 Not me. Why would I give up half of my rights? Right to life is a right. Right to guns is a right. Never give up a right.

This.

There's neither reason to make deals with progressives or expect them to keep them once made.

Posted by: Methos at July 02, 2022 12:33 AM (kOpft)

428 French Baguettes are the Highest form of bread making.

Just ask any French...person...yes them.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:34 AM (J00IM)

429 Well, I have had a long day. Time to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (wut0L)

430 Finally, I've achieved enlightenment!


https://is.gd/enlightened_newyorkistan

Posted by: Zettai

Uh, I gave Kathy the Hooch some of my Sinsemilla/Kentucky Bluegrass hybrid

Posted by: Dalai Llama endorsed Carl Spackler at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (thbCK)

431 176
I know, right? For example, why is Eugene, in spite of its name, so similar to Springfield? Be Better, Meth capital of the Southern Willamette Valley!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2022 10:59 PM (xhaym)
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Well is that analogous to Florida being the snow capital of the USA?

Posted by: Ciampino - Saskatchewan is like N Dakota, only flatter at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM (qfLjt)

432 They can't get the tow bar to detach from my wife's plane so they're heading back to the gate again.
Posted by: banana Dream
---------

Dammit!

[picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane]

Posted by: Aircraft mechanic at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (TIW4Q)

433 "Usually referred to as the collar of shame."

I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT)

434 >>> Buns > Biscotti

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi)


I have a love hate relationship with biscotti. Now the caveat here is I'm sure I've never had highfalutin "authentic" biscotti. Just cafe and store bought stuff. I like it with some coffee for dipping. But a part of me thinks, well it's just a stale cookie why do I have to rehydrate it with coffee? Because it generally isn't great undipped.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:41 AM (0fVbu)

435 Uh, I gave Kathy the Hooch some of my Sinsemilla/Kentucky Bluegrass hybrid

Posted by: Dalai Llama endorsed Carl Spackler at July 02, 2022 12:37 AM



I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (Dwbhe)

436 337 Bitter

There's a thought in there somewhere, struggling to be born.

Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (NLIak)

437 Bob's Burgers is the show with the most puns. It's their signature. They open the show with a new store next to their Burger Place.

My favorite is

A Fridge Too Far
used appliance store


Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (wX56x)

438 431

Similar to "blue tent" being code for "I am dealing METH for all of your needs here in the San Fernando Valley in the city of "Lost Angels"

Fuckin Chi-Coms...Fuckin Mexican Cartels

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 12:43 AM (J00IM)

439 I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT)

You can hear in the Cone of Shame?

Posted by: 86 at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (7bRMQ)

440 [picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane]
Posted by: Aircraft mechanic
___

Hey, if it works for tanks...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (zYA/b)

441 My favorite is

A Fridge Too Far
used appliance store

---------

Pffft.

Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (XG2Fi)

442 425
Buns > Biscotti
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:32 AM (XG2Fi)
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Begin mandatory Italian lesson:
Biscotto (singular), biscotti (plural)
This the equivalent of Cookie in the USA or biscuit in the rest of the English speaking world (I don't know about Canada eh). Always sweet in my experience.

Posted by: Ciampino - what's the difference at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (qfLjt)

443 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)

Good one.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (wX56x)

444
Buns > Biscotti

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero

*throws a package of buns at Cicero*

And there's more where that came from!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (K0jo2)

445 I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'...
Posted by: Zettai
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Wrong 'hooch', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (TIW4Q)

446 Re: Pizza Burger from BK above.

My hometown was a test market for McDonald's back in the day. One of the best test sandwiches they made was called the McFeast which looked very similar to pizza burger. It was really a giant big mac but tasted good. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because at the time McDonald's didn't want to have a burger that cost more than a dollar even though they flew out of the restaurant.

Sad.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 02, 2022 12:46 AM (DWXXm)

447 Vito Biscotti was a ubiquitous Italian character actor and a smart cookie.

Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at July 02, 2022 12:46 AM (XG2Fi)

448 Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire



We love that place!

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at July 02, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)

449 They make an inflatable donut thing that you put around your dog's neck instead of the cone and its supposed to be better for them. I found it only works on smaller pets and in the end they're still pissed they can't lick their selves.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (0fVbu)

450 I wish Taco Bell would bring back their Bell Burgers but since their taco meat has changed they probably wouldn't be the same.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (wX56x)

451 *throws a package of buns at Cicero*

And there's more where that came from!


Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Got more if you need, Sister

Posted by: Ellie Mae and Lisa Douglas at July 02, 2022 12:49 AM (thbCK)

452 [picks up hammer, walks out to meet the plane]
Posted by: Aircraft mechanic
___

Hey, if it works for tanks...
Posted by: SMH
======

I was aboard a plane that was momentarily held up, while they were attaching the tow mechanism. Watched through the window as two guys walked out with a short piece of 2x4 and a 4 lb. hammer. I actually felt/heard a couple of whangs. The guys walked away, and that was that. We were off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:50 AM (FocqQ)

453 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:50 AM (FocqQ)

---------

It's when they smack the hammer against the engine nacelle that you have to worry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (XG2Fi)

454 Wrong 'hooch', I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Thees one, he unnastan

Posted by: Charo at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (thbCK)

455 Wrong 'hooch', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM



In that sense, it is derived from a Tlingit village in the Pacific Northwest, called "Xucnu·wú" or "Brown Bear's Fort" known as a source of illegal likker...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:51 AM (mPpOD)

456 Then there was this baker, who lined up his loaves, with each of his four buxom daughters behind them, eight abreast.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (rzOL9)

457
How much landfill-bound waste was tossed out during Chuck That Pride Month Shit Day (July 1)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (pNxlR)

458 Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire

We love that place!
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar

We would visit but we have too much fun at home.
~ Florida man

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (K0jo2)

459 456 Then there was this baker, who lined up his loaves, with each of his four buxom daughters behind them, eight abreast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:52 AM (rzOL9)

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I'll bet all hell broke lose when the traveling salesman showed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 12:53 AM (XG2Fi)

460 It's when they smack the hammer against the engine nacelle that you have to worry.
Posted by: Cicero
-----

*WHAM*. C'mon, you sumbitch...start!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (FocqQ)

461 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (K0jo2)

462 Since this is a Canadian-centric ONT, I thought I might share this tweet from the Toronto Police seeking help in locating a missing woman....

http://tinyurl.com/8ky5h3ef

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (NSWcw)

463 Watched through the window as two guys walked out with a short piece of 2x4 and a 4 lb. hammer. I actually felt/heard a couple of whangs. The guys walked away, and that was that. We were off.
___

Heh, that's awesome.

I wish I could have seen the pax's faces.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (zYA/b)

464 >>> I wish Taco Bell would bring back their Bell Burgers but since their taco meat has changed they probably wouldn't be the same.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 12:48 AM (wX56x)


There was a local place where I grew up called Taco Tico that always had taco burgers. Same meat just between hamburger buns. The two best kind of tacos I've ever had were 1) where they take a taco and fry the whole thing and 2) Indian, er native american fry bread tacos

Posted by: banana Dream at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM (0fVbu)

465 We would visit but we have too much fun at home.
~ Florida man
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

*Waves American flag while playing Freebird solo in a Hurricane*

Posted by: Honorary Florida Man Miklos at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (thbCK)

466 Lest anyone forget, or just to let you know since you probably don't give a shit, 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November. Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g)

467 http://tinyurl.com/8ky5h3ef

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:54 AM



Impressive neck beard...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 12:56 AM (mPpOD)

468 Hey, if it works for tanks...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:44 AM (zYA/b)


It works on combines, too. One of the old mechanics on one of the grass seed farms was famous for freeing frozen bearings with a heavy hammer. He'd cuss and wale on in until it either broke free or broke off, and then he was all smiles because he could replace it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:56 AM (xhaym)

469 "...since you probably don't give a shit..."

___

Dingdingding.
We have a winner.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:57 AM (zYA/b)

470 best kind of tacos I've ever had were

Street tacos in Mexico.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM (K0jo2)

471 he was all smiles because he could replace it.
___

Little bit harder to break things off a tank, but it can be done.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM (zYA/b)

472 I think Biscotti means baked twice, but that is because I know biscotti has to be baked twice.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:59 AM (xhaym)

473 I may have to try to make biscotti again.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (xhaym)

474 I had a flight delayed because of a flat tire. I was curious as to what kind of high tech gizmo they would use to change the tire on an airliner, and went to watch through a window. They were just using a car jack and a lug wrench.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (GJnvT)

475 Street tacos in Mexico.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Yep

Little stand called "El Asfalto"

Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (thbCK)

476 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November

Why is Qatar inclusive?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2)

477 Street tacos in Mexico.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 12:58 AM



As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:01 AM (mPpOD)

478 Why is Qatar inclusive?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Damn good question

Posted by: The letter "u" at July 02, 2022 01:02 AM (thbCK)

479 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)


IMHO, that is actually the Mexican sweet bread.
Not a fan of Mexican sweet bread.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:03 AM (xhaym)

480 Oh, are you referring to the pic above? That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:04 AM (K0jo2)

481 Hey Bers, if you are still around, Teresa in Ft Worth was asking how to get in touch with you upthread.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

482 Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM (rzOL9)

483 As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'...

I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM (K0jo2)

484 Tonight-

"Founder and director of the Palmistry Institute in Los Angeles Vernon Mahabal combines astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends for the United States based on repeated patterns he sees in the thousands of palms he reads."

Posted by: Miklos misses Art Bell, because this is LAME at July 02, 2022 01:09 AM (thbCK)

485 Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM (rzOL9)

A. It's impossible

2. Even if it was possible, you're asking the wrong people.

Thirdly.... I forget, I got distracted by a corgi.

Posted by: pookysgirl's commentary is under cat supervision at July 02, 2022 01:10 AM (XKZwp)

486 Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

After four (4) hours, it is advisable to consult a skilled Professional.

For All Modalities.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 02, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK)

487 "The Purge" is a lefties' dream of when they get to rampage uninhibited and slaughter the likes of "us", without compunction nor consequence. They've wanted this since Stalin was a gleam in his daddy's eye.

What they're not ready for, is when the normies revolt, sick of the rainbow, the groomers, the perverts, the cancellers and the Karens.

I don't think the convulsion would last for much longer than a week, but it'd be a rich and full week, all the same.

Smart Sheriffs and DAs will not have seen a thing. But local and regional heavy equipment rental companies are gonna clean up. Often, literally.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:12 AM (tkOps)

488 Hey Bers, if you are still around, Teresa in Ft Worth was asking how to get in touch with you upthread.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

yup, I'm here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 01:12 AM (VwHCD)

489 If i can figure out how to watch, i probably will watch the World Cup. I like seeing the various countries. What the flags look like, what the anthems sound like, if the players sing, how they interact with each other, how they interact with the other teams.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (K0jo2)

490 362 Lefty FB friend has been up in arms about Dobbs. She was posting something ridiculous about Independence Day and the views of one side being forced on the whole country (which isn't what happened but you know) and how maybe we can't live together as one country.

I responded "Finally you get it."
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:45 PM (paGh

I'm hoping they demand a divorce.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 01, 2022 11:59 PM (wX56x)
----
That response is too GOPe. Why don't we demand a divorce, why wait for them.

Posted by: Ciampino - take the initiative at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (qfLjt)

491 Damn, how does one overcome an Ace addiction? I was commenting on JJ Sefton’s Morning Report, and I’m still here’

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:07 AM



It's not an "addiction", it's a... it's a lifestyle!

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:13 AM (ulric)

492 So "Bread" you be then...I'm not going to play to "Taco Shells"

No offence to Taco Shells...however they be made..
they are however. Just "Shells"...not bread.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (J00IM)

493 Lest anyone forget, or just to let you know since you probably don't give a shit, 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November. Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g)

I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.

Posted by: pookysgirl used to play soccer in the snow at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (XKZwp)

494 yup, I'm here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I would think they could hear you from there.

Posted by: Friday Nite Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (thbCK)

495 I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM



Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:15 AM (ulric)

496 I think Biscotti means baked twice, but that is because I know biscotti has to be baked twice.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 12:59 AM (xhaym)


Worked at a 'high end' restaurant in college that twice cooked the shrimp in an appetizer. The shrimp was boiled, peeled, then kept in a tub of water in the fridge. When an order came it, the shrimp and cubed bread were put into a ramekin with some butter and baked until the cubed bread was browned. It was not pretty . . . or tasty. It was a hate crime against shellfish.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g)

497 ..Thirdly.... I forget, I got distracted by a corgi.
Posted by: pookysgirl's commentary is under cat supervision at July 02, 2022 01:10 AM (XKZwp)


CORGI!

*frantically searches every corner of circular room for the precious pup!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps)

498 Why don't we demand a divorce, why wait for them.
Posted by: Ciampino - take the initiative

May I be Free America's divorce lawyer?

With Insom as co-counsel, probably.

Posted by: Miklos would do it for cheap and give neither fucks nor mercy at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (thbCK)

499 Banana dream - I remember Taco Tico's taco burgers. I loved those as a kid. I should make my own version some time.

Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (ySCnP)

500 As featured in the cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat'...
I don't know to what you are referring but somehow i think it is not what i was referring to.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:08 AM (K0jo2)


I hope you are talking about tacos "al pastór"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:18 AM (xhaym)

501 Emma Stone, mmmm.::

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:19 AM (rzOL9)

502 I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.
Posted by: pookysgirl
___

My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq.

That didn't turn out too well.

Didn't last a day.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:20 AM (zYA/b)

503 If the Red Hot Chili Peppers were from India

https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:22 AM (xhaym)

504 It's not an "addiction", it's a... it's a lifestyle!
Posted by: Zettai

If you collect enough AcePoints, you're supposed to get a free hula-hoop for gainzzz

Posted by: Ace Loyalty Five Year Plan Associate Miklos from Belgrade at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (thbCK)

505 I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.

Posted by: pookysgirl used to play soccer in the snow at July 02, 2022 01:14 AM (XKZwp)


Well, they figured it would be too hot to play the games in the summer, so they're playing the games in November when it will be cooler by two degrees Fahrenheit.

It really is amazing what bribery can achieve.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (ldL4g)

506 405 Who’s up for puns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9)
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See 401

Posted by: Ciampino - puns r us at July 02, 2022 01:23 AM (qfLjt)

507 Wonder how much in bribes FIFA officials made for that choice.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 12:55 AM (ldL4g)

I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.


I think the word "bribes" reveals the why.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (K0jo2)

508 https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:22 AM



Who's pickin' the sitar here?

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (Dwbhe)

509 Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (GJnvT)

510 Mrs B makes a wicked biscotti. She hasn't made them in a while. They might be a pain in the ass to make, and she hasn't had much time since the move.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

511 Hi, SMH.

We have never met, but you seem awesome, and I have great respect for you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 01:24 AM (rzOL9)

512 I'm still laughing because they chose QATAR in the SUMMER for an outdoor event.
Posted by: pookysgirl

No, the entire stadium(s) will be enclosed and AC-d.

Part of the original deal years ago.

For the planet and whatnot.

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls the discussions many years ago at July 02, 2022 01:25 AM (thbCK)

513 406 Seal shimmies into the bar, and asks for the usual.

Bartender asks "Canadian Club on the rocks?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NSWcw)
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I liked that. Subtle.

Posted by: Ciampino - puns 'R us at July 02, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

514 I have great respect for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Prudent, when said person has an affinity for Abrams tanks, and SAW's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (sm7HI)

515 @493: "... QATAR in the SUMMER ..."

They moved the games from June and July to November and December, but they're still pumping a ridiculous amount of air conditioning into those open roof stadiums to keep everyone comfortable.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (4NlP1)

516

I don't recall Our Dear Insomniac being around on the ONT lately...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (Dwbhe)

517 Who’s up for puns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:19 AM (rzOL9)
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See 401
Posted by: Ciampino - puns r us

Bad puns could get you caste out

Posted by: Sri Miklosawannashawarma at July 02, 2022 01:28 AM (thbCK)

518 cinematic classic 'Mexican Street Meat

I really don't know what this means...and I don't trust much that is cinematic.

Sorry if I inferred something that wasn't implied.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:28 AM (K0jo2)

519 516

I don't recall Our Dear Insomniac being around on the ONT lately...
Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (Dwbhe)

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True, but he gave his voting proxy to me while he's gone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (XG2Fi)

520 @512: "No, the entire stadium(s) will be enclosed and AC-d."

Eight stadiums and only one is enclosed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (4NlP1)

521 Who's pickin' the sitar here?
Posted by: Zettai

*shrugs, quizzical looks*

Posted by: the cast of Hee-haw at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (thbCK)

522 I didn't mean to make zettai blush and frown.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:29 AM (K0jo2)

523 CORGI!

*frantically searches every corner of circular room for the precious pup!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:17 AM (tkOps)

Pretty sure the pic posted on the thread just below this one is of a Corgi or a Corgi mix. (Pooky reaaaaaally wanted a Borgi for a service dog, but the place he's going through doesn't have it in its accepted breed list.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a dog expert... yet at July 02, 2022 01:30 AM (XKZwp)

524 Good night Theodore

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:30 AM (K0jo2)

525 487

I have tried most mighty, to be pure of heart, even to the point of just not being here daily.

These people in the current Administration are hell bent on DESTROYING the Republic AND THIS WILL NOT STAND!!

I feel my responsibility will guide me going forward.

And the Horde..will decide accordingly

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (J00IM)

526 Who's pickin' the sitar here?
Posted by: Zettai
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I'm not available.

Posted by: Ravi Shankar at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (HDkjT)

527 Eight stadiums and only one is enclosed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

swamp coolers

Big swamp coolers

Posted by: Emir Bubba al-Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:31 AM (thbCK)

528 Buns are the lowest form of pastry,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 12:24 AM (rzOL9)

My Dad said puns are the lowest form of bread.

Dad was working at a much different level in dad-joke/ punster world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (x8Wzq)

529

And this popped up. pretty and disturbing.

It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal

http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (xhaym)

530 My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq.

Oof! I can't imagine!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (K0jo2)

531 Long Live The Horde!

Good Night.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM (J00IM)

532 Good night Theodore
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I read that in a June Cleaver voice

Posted by: geez, Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK)

533 433 "Usually referred to as the collar of shame."

I've always heard it referred to as the "cone of shame," since it looks like a cone.

Posted by: Theodore at July 02, 2022 12:40 AM (GJnvT)
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I may have got it wrong. We have several around the house as the cats are really good at getting them off, usually at night so we don't see them for the several hours they've spent scratching the sutures.

Posted by: Ciampino - Coneheads at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

534 Good night night watch

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (K0jo2)

535 If I were a tanker I'd refuse to do battle in a T72 or one of the variants since they all use an autoloader.

What in hell were they thinking with that mess? Been watching the vids and pics of the armor destruction in Ukraine, Ivan has lost an enormous number of tank crews to date during the process of showing the world they are a 3rd rate military.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 02, 2022 01:35 AM (KATBx)

536 Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.

He would sometimes ask us kids, "where's your metheren?" when looking for Mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:36 AM (x8Wzq)

537 True, but he gave his voting proxy to me while he's gone.
Posted by: Cicero

And I have the Seal of the One True Palp....

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich, with most Slavic of Customer Service at July 02, 2022 01:37 AM (thbCK)

538 http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:32 AM



Zir's sporting antlers...

I think it's a trap!

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:38 AM (M/ELH)

539 They moved the games from June and July to November and December, but they're still pumping a ridiculous amount of air conditioning into those open roof stadiums to keep everyone comfortable.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 02, 2022 01:27 AM (4NlP1)

If they manage to pull it off, it'd be an engineering marvel, especially if they can pull it off for more than one day. If the temps in Qatar drop significantly overnight in November and December, that would help dissipate the accumulated thermal mass.

Posted by: pookysgirl, soul of an engineer at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (XKZwp)

540 I think it's a trap!
Posted by: Zettai

That will be when you spot rhinestones on Kat's newest glasses

Posted by: Miklos knows what "Cat Glasses" with rhinestones look like at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK)

541 Zir's sporting antlers...
I think it's a trap!
Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:38 AM (M/E


Was I right? Enya does Swedish Death Metal?

Maybe with a side of Bene Gesserit?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (xhaym)

542 ..I may have got it wrong. We have several around the house as the cats are really good at getting them off, usually at night so we don't see them for the several hours they've spent scratching the sutures. Posted by: Ciampino - Coneheads at July 02, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

Cones are useless on cats. Instead, cut the lid off a box from a 12" delivery pizza. Cut from it the largest diameter circle available to yield. From the exact center, mark the approximate diameter of your cat's neck. Most likely, 2.5" to 3", at the most. (don't measure fur, but down to the skin.)

Outward from this circle, mark a "star pattern" at regular intervals, till the circle is surrounded. Single-edge razor or new Utility Knife blade, cut out that Star pattern. Slide circular cardboard over cat's head, and onto the neck.

Cat cannot get the cardboard off, cannot reach ANY areas to lick, but can still reach food and water. Cat will hate the cardboard, but it'll work. Scamp lived +7 months of his life such, until the skin burned off by a rampant infection, grew back and re-furred.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:41 AM (tkOps)

543 I think it is hilarious that the liberal men are rushing to get vasectomies in the aftermath of Roe v. Wade. Don't they believe the shrieking harridans and trans harridans? The sex strike is real and it is permanent.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

544 445 I've just looked up the word 'hooch' and learnt that the word derives from the Nipponese uchi which means 'home'...
Posted by: Zettai
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Wrong 'hooch', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 12:45 AM (TIW4Q)
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Comes from Hoochinoo, an Alaska-Indian people that made booze, according to COD.

Posted by: Ciampino - Concise Oxford Dictionary at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (qfLjt)

545
And this popped up. pretty and disturbing.

It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal

http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01

I liked it. I would like to know the back story if there is one.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:43 AM (K0jo2)

546 until the skin burned off by a rampant infection, grew back and re-furred.

Jim

Gonna try that

thx

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 02, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)

547 The sex strike is real and it is permanent.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 02, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

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What happens when Eastern European mail-order brides arrive in force to act as strikebreakers?

The modern Lysistratas will be communing with their cats, that's what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 01:44 AM (XG2Fi)

548 Tis time. Lazy day for once tomorrow is supposed to be another scorcher.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 02, 2022 01:45 AM (KATBx)

549 Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.

He would sometimes ask us kids, "where's your metheren?" when looking for Mom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash

Made me smile

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:46 AM (K0jo2)

550 It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal

http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e
Posted by: Kindltot

I will pay for Greta Scoldberg to spend a month of Summer Camp in an isolated place with this chick.

Posted by: Generous Miklos at July 02, 2022 01:47 AM (thbCK)

551 Good night ig

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:48 AM (K0jo2)

552 476 'inclusive' Qatar is hosting the World Cup this November

Why is Qatar inclusive?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2)
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All the Arabs are represented. Not sure about Jews.

Posted by: Ciampino - Qatar sounds like phlegm in Italian at July 02, 2022 01:50 AM (qfLjt)

553 My company commander tried to institute PT in the afternoon after work while we were in Iraq.

Oof! I can't imagine!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
__

He was an idiot.

He once stopped the convoy I was in to investigate a box on Hwy 1 on the way to Baghdad from Tikrit.

I told my driver to keep our distance from the CO's vic.

Seriously, he was very, very dumb.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:52 AM (zYA/b)

554 https://youtu.be/F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01:22 AM

This is fun!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM (K0jo2)

555 Niters, IG. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM (zYA/b)

556 ..He once stopped the convoy I was in to investigate a box on Hwy 1 on the way to Baghdad from Tikrit.

SMH, etc


I don't mind him "investigating" the box. Best done at about 200 yards, with a .50 BMG, minimum.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 01:55 AM (tkOps)

557 I have great respect for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Prudent, when said person has an affinity for Abrams tanks, and SAW's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___


And those are very kind words, Bulgaroctonus.

Mike...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:56 AM (zYA/b)

558 I suggest you avoid glue traps.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:56 AM (zYA/b)

559
Mike...
Posted by: SMH

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;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 01:57 AM (3kpeI)

560 It is like the Enya of Swedish death metal

http://tinyurl.com/5dennd3e
Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 01

Not gonna lie. that was cool. Kind of helps as I fight insomnia. Not Insomniac. I just need to go to sleep.

I hope Insom is doing all right. Haven't seen him here for a while.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (x8Wzq)

561 Jim...

He kicked the box.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (zYA/b)

562 This is fun!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:54 AM



Well the Desi tart on the left looks like she could be fun, the chonker on the right, however...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (iidIE)

563 by: SMH at what's coming at

I'm glad you are getting to interact with your girls and grandbabies. You are a blessing in their lives.
And ours

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 01:59 AM (K0jo2)

564 Habits' ,are hard to break.

AOS ONT WD

Thank You!

Right back at you, for Monday.

It's a good long weekend

Posted by: it's a habbit at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (HoHMx)

565 ..He kicked the box. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (zYA/b)

Wasn't he so very lucky that it wasn't The Bucket?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (tkOps)

566 Thanks, AK.

They keep me tethered.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:00 AM (zYA/b)

567 536 Dad called cemeteries marble orchards. Not original, of course, but it illustrates his sense of humor. He loved word play.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 02, 2022 01:36 AM (x8Wzq)
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In Chicago those are marble voting booths for the dead.

Posted by: Ciampino - Corpses & skeletons always vote Democrat at July 02, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

568 Wasn't he so very lucky that it wasn't The Bucket?
___

I wanted to shoot him so bad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:01 AM (zYA/b)

569
Well the Desi tart on the left looks like she could be fun, the chonker on the right, however...
Posted by: Zettai at

The one in the right seemed quite serious. Then every once in awhile the one in the left could get her to lighten up and enjoy the music.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (K0jo2)

570 That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

As the poster states the word on the umbrella is Shariah which is Islamic law. It is not the parents protecting the children it is Allah through his mediators the Muslim clerics. Their version of just treatment of the alphabet folk has on certain occasions involved flying lessons off tall buildings.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (e36eL)

571 Habits' ,are hard to break.
___

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCAZNcTVeo

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (zYA/b)

572 That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Shariah.

That's their umbrella.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:04 AM (zYA/b)

573 I wanted to shoot him so bad.
Posted by: SMH

Happens

Posted by: Col. Allen West at July 02, 2022 02:06 AM (thbCK)

574 Habits' ,are hard to break.
___

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Melancholy

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (K0jo2)

575 Not gonna lie. that was cool. Kind of helps as I fight insomnia. Not Insomniac. I just need to go to sleep. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 01:58 AM (x8Wzq)


Pug, this is what I use for my insomnia, it is a podcast about tetrapod zoology with an English zoology PhD and an Aussie illustrator, and they go on and on. They talk about movies and rarely piss me off. interesting enough to listen to, and bland enough to fall asleep to.
I put the MP3 player on 20 minutes sleep delay, and conk out. Better than Benedryl

https://tetzoo.com/podcast

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (xhaym)

576 Shariah.

That's their umbrella.
Posted by: SMH

Need bigger umbrella

Posted by: the other three wives at July 02, 2022 02:07 AM (thbCK)

577 Heh.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:09 AM (zYA/b)

578
I had a frustrating IT fixin' to do tonight. I discovered that my private VPN tunnel between the houses wasn't working. Well, hell, what's wrong. Turned out the Dynamic DNS was failing, host names wouldn't resolve.

So I go to FreeDNS, and discover that two of their domains, one of which I was using, was FUBAR'd. They were trying to fix it (it wasn't then, but some registrar at some higher level DNS thingy). He didn't know when it would get fixed.

So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)

579 570 That seems to depict a man and a woman protecting their children from the pride nonsense using the umbrella.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

As the poster states the word on the umbrella is Shariah which is Islamic law. It is not the parents protecting the children it is Allah through his mediators the Muslim clerics. Their version of just treatment of the alphabet folk has on certain occasions involved flying lessons off tall buildings.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 02:02 AM (e36eL)
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".... flying lessons off tall buildings."
One of Saddam Hussein's favorite forms of entertainment.

Posted by: Ciampino - unconventional solo flying at July 02, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

580 I have 4 days off. I am not sure what I am going to do. Prolly gonna fret about the work I have to do when I get back to the office next Wednesday.

Sure as hell not gonna go to any fireworks shows. I am not feeling very patriotic, and I am shit-tired of Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith songs.

I am more in a Zac Brown Band "Dress Blues" mood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (x8Wzq)

581 I'm interested in the fact that all the HWood leads now want to be executive producers. I just watched Spiderhead, which starred and was EP'd by Chris Hemsworth. I wonder if it's ego, or these guys are getting smarter and know they won't be the hot young guy forever.
****

I think if they are an EP, they get a better cut of the profits. So they get that put in their contract. They get more money on the back end.

Posted by: sassy at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (xSICi)

582 Unstoppable Force.

vs

Immovable object.

Here we go!

It's the first law.

Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 02:12 AM (HoHMx)

583
Now, in the process of doing that new DDNS configuration, I discover that SSH is fucked up. The latest versions of SSH clients have disabled an old key-exchange algorithm, ssh-rsa, cause it's been broken.

It can now be compromised. Expensive, CPU wise, but anyone can do it now. But the old SSH server on the router(s), a lightweight thing for small devices, Dropbear, doesn't do the better crypto.

So, I have to fix that, and remember a bunch more shit on how to do that.

When I was a young man, I'd learn how to do something and never forget it. Now, when I was learn how to do something new and arcane, I'll forget it. Pisses me off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

584 Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2)

585 So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit.
Posted by: publius

I had to upgrade from Collard to Limabean to Okra OS

Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (thbCK)

586 Happens
Posted by: Col. Allen West
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Seems my division was quite controversial when we were in Iraq.

Tikrit, West, etc.

Media really hated us then, lol.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (zYA/b)

587 SMH. Never had that temptation with an officer.

But sometime ask me about "Howard the Duck", the Senior E-4 in the entire USAF, based on Time in Grade.

His knife was not even in the drawer of sharp knives.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (tkOps)

588 Also, Pug, if your insomnia shows up by you waking up earlier and earlier in the morning -- say, about 3 or 4, and start going earlier, I am told this might be a very early indicator of depression.

So . . . Take more Omega-3s, B Complexes, and get early morning sun and exercise, and take care of your health

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (xhaym)

589 I am more in a Zac Brown Band "Dress Blues" mood.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Zac Brown is Quality.

Posted by: Miklos, attending the barefoot Backyard Boogie out at the lake at July 02, 2022 02:16 AM (thbCK)

590 I hope to work in the yard this weekend.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:16 AM (K0jo2)

591 It's weird seeing all these slick-sleeved soldiers, after two decades of OEF/OIF.

Seeing combat patches (right sleeve) is a rarity now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:18 AM (zYA/b)

592 I wonder if 101st is getting combat pay for deploying to EUR.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:19 AM (zYA/b)

593 585 So, I decide to say fuck it, and create some new DDNS host names using another one of the working FreeDNS domains. That takes some remembering on how to do that shit.
Posted by: publius

I had to upgrade from Collard to Limabean to Okra OS

Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (thbCK)
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So did you get used to the SlimeShell? Too GUI for me.

Posted by: Ciampino - using a GOOEY shell at July 02, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt)

594 Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2)


This is your chance, there are lots of T-shirt and bumper sticker printers out there, just waiting for your design
I will think on it too.

"Family" is a good logo on the umbrella I think.
Not controversial. Jesus is another one, I would do both, but I live in a blue state and some folk shy away from profession of faith.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:21 AM (xhaym)

595 I'm re doing a flower bed border. *sigh* my whole yard needs w*rk. I ordered a battery operated weedeater. Maybe I'll have better luck with it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:22 AM (K0jo2)

596 So did you get used to the SlimeShell? Too GUI for me.
Posted by: Ciampino - using a GOOEY shell

Not too bad if you use Hogjowl 2.lbs

Posted by: Red Neckerson, yer local IT guy at July 02, 2022 02:23 AM (thbCK)

597 SMH. Never had that temptation with an officer.
___

Must be an Army thing, especially among NCOs and Warrants.

I worked for a CW4 and a MSG who were not shy in expressing their loathing for officers.
It was amazing to behold.
I learned from masters.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:23 AM (zYA/b)

598 Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2022 02:15 AM (xhaym)

thanks for the advice, sincerely. But I am okay. Just now and again I find myself just lying in bed thinking about weird shit. So I come here and say dumb things. And it seems to help. Certainly did last year when I was in Montana with my Mom, helping take care of my Dad.

Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (x8Wzq)

599
I'm gonna upgrade to Crookneck squash OS v 3.14.omega.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)

600 Well, the poster shows parents and children protected from the homosexual agenda. Where is the equivalent Christian poster?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2)


What the heck are you talking about?

Posted by: Gay and Lesbian Methodist Ministers at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (ldL4g)

601 I ordered a battery operated weedeater. Maybe I'll have better luck with it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Hope you got the one with the Margarita maker attachment

Posted by: Improvisation gardening bartender Miklos at July 02, 2022 02:24 AM (thbCK)

602
Crookneck is better than Straightneck OS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)

603
"Family" is a good logo on the umbrella I think.
Not controversial. Jesus is another one, I would do both

Both good ideas. Perhaps a cross instead of an umbrella.

It would be nice to reclaim the rainbow, but I'm not sure how.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (K0jo2)

604 Niters, Pug.

I'm currently listening to 80s music.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:25 AM (zYA/b)

605
I'm trying to remember -- one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:26 AM (Mzdiz)

606 Hope you got the one with the Margarita maker attachment
Posted by: Improvisation gardening bartender Miklos

I like how you think!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:27 AM (K0jo2)

607

I would chide AK as to her electric weed whacker but I own an electric chainsaw and I'd thus be a hypocrite...

Posted by: Zettai at July 02, 2022 02:28 AM (aPf3X)

608 Crookneck is better than Straightneck OS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I will get that Banjo.exe fixed one day.

Posted by: Miklos from BugTussleTech at July 02, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK)

609 one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Yeah

Let's forget that one

Posted by: Billy Jeff C. at July 02, 2022 02:30 AM (thbCK)

610 From the WaPo:

"It looked weird and felt wrong."

"From its first days in Iraq in April 2003, the Army's 4th Infantry Division made an impression on soldiers from other units -- the wrong one."

http://tinyurl.com/2yh7pbbd

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (zYA/b)

611 an electric chainsaw

Oh yes, this would also be an excellent tool.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (K0jo2)

612 SMH. It's a testament to your Army's culture of NCOs.

USAF, the Officers were competent Pilots and Squadron Leaders. Seldom to never, were they involved in the ground or on the field.

NCOs, were, and their failures were on par with the worst of your 01s, 02s and even 03s. I knew ONE A1C who advanced to TechSgt on the brainpower of his test scores, and not Political Advancement. Don't know how he retired, but if anything less than CMSGT, I'd be amazed.

Cheers to (then) Tsgt Rodriguez. Looked like Larry Hagler. Pure Spaniard family, fluent Spanish beyond compare.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:32 AM (tkOps)

613
I've got a little 10" electric chain saw. Came with a pole saw, but you can remove it from the pole, and use it. It's got a manual oiler, which is the only drawback. But it does pretty good for small stuff.

I've got a little 1kW 12V battery inverter than will run that thing. I've used that off in the field with a tractor a few times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)

614 I wouldn't worry about the media hate. They are not worth thinking about, much less thinking that their opinion matters.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:36 AM (K0jo2)

615 We were in Tikrit, Saddam's hometown.
Most of the units criticizing us were stationed in Baghdad, which was very safe in 2003.

The jarheads all "concerned" was the chef's kiss.

Plus, WaPo was still butthurt over my brigade capturing Saddam in 2003; when this article was written in 2006, we were in Taji on our 2nd deployment.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:36 AM (zYA/b)

616 I said Larry Hagler.

I meant the Larry whatshisname that was the idiot officer in I Dream of Genie, and the conniving schmuck in Dallas.

THAT Larry whatshisname.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)

617 Im not mechanically inclined, so simpler is better!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:38 AM (K0jo2)

618 one of the old timers around here made a Viagra joke about crookneck vs straightneck squash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

For some reason, there is a "4th Infantry Division" Interstate Exchange just down the road. Signs up saying that. Intersection of US 1 and I-20.

Posted by: Miklos can not explain why at July 02, 2022 02:38 AM (thbCK)

619 THAT Larry whatshisname.


Jim

J.R. Ewing Hagler?

Posted by: Miklos thinks maybe at July 02, 2022 02:40 AM (thbCK)

620 Probably the best "chainsaw" for me is the machete.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:41 AM (K0jo2)

621 For some reason, there is a "4th Infantry Division" Interstate Exchange just down the road. Signs up saying that. Intersection of US 1 and I-20.
Posted by: Miklos can not explain why
___

Look up Utah Beach.

And we captured Saddam.

And it's still the most technologically advanced division in the Army.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:41 AM (zYA/b)

622 THAT Larry whatshisname

Larry the Cucumber.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:42 AM (K0jo2)

623 Larry Hagman?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:43 AM (zYA/b)

624 4th Infantry Division secretly runs all of the Petro Truck Stops in the U.S.

But they have designs on the Buc-ee's chain, and that's a Texas National Security Crisis.

Governor Abbot is declaring a condition of Wheelcon Two!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:46 AM (tkOps)

625 WaPo was still butthurt


My guess is that people who work for the WaPo hurt each others' butts

a lot

Posted by: Miklosian Assessment at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (thbCK)

626 LOL Jim!

Shhhh!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (zYA/b)

627
I'm hoping I'll have some squash soon. I've got both crook and straight neck out there.

You know, the difference between garden grown squash and store-bought stuff is just amazing. One of my mother's friends, young girlfriend, only 80 years old, was always early with her garden. She's had good rain and got some squash already.

She gave us a few, not enough for a mess, 'cause she didn't have that much, but we mixed in with some storebought, and just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)

628 Since 4th ID is in Colorado now, you're safe, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (zYA/b)

629
My mother turns up her nose in disgust at the in-store squash. My grandmothers were like that too. Not even worth trying.

They were right, really.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)

630 And it's still the most technologically advanced division in the Army.
Posted by: SMH

Yes, but why specifically there?

All the way across another county from Training Facility Happnin' Jackson.

Posted by: Miklosian puzzlements at July 02, 2022 02:49 AM (thbCK)

631 She gave us a few, not enough for a mess, 'cause she didn't have that much, but we mixed in with some storebought, and just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly.

Im a little bit jealous. I have rhubarb.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:50 AM (K0jo2)

632 My mother turns up her nose in disgust at the in-store squash. My grandmothers were like that too. Not even worth trying.

They were right, really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Every garden is a Victory garden

Posted by: Miklos plans to do a LOT of canning starting about next week at July 02, 2022 02:51 AM (thbCK)

633 608
I will get that Banjo.exe fixed one day.

Posted by: Miklos from BugTussleTech at July 02, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK)
----
Is that the one that comes with a canoe?

Posted by: Ciampino - also longbow at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (qfLjt)

634 just that little addition of real homegrown squash in the mix improved the taste greatly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)


C'mon you store-bought squash slackers, Shape The Hell Up!

Posted by: D.I. Garden Squash at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (ldL4g)

635 "We slowly drove past 4th Infantry guys looking mean and ugly," recalled Sgt. Kayla Williams, then a military intelligence specialist in the 101st Airborne. "They stood on top of their trucks, their weapons pointed directly at civilians. . . . What could these locals possibly have done? Why was this intimidation necessary? No one explained anything, but it looked weird and felt wrong."

lol

Sgt. Kayla would be looking just as mean if she had been subjected to mortar fire and IEDs on a regular basis, especially right outside the COB.

And yeah, ladeedahdee everybody, ages 16-60 were rounded up.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (zYA/b)

636 SMH.

Yeah, that's it. Larry Hagman.

Picture an age 25 Hagman, already made Tech (E-5) during Carter's anti-promotion misadministration.

Worse, I remember him as being an effective cop in his job, and not the typical "never an arrest" bootlicking climber that populated the Dispatch Desk and other key positions. Hell, the last time I saw him, he was working the remote Gate from Hell out on the Kelly/Lackland borderline, and as always, he was all smiles and good cheer. 1979, that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (tkOps)

637 Ft. Jackson supplies the soldiers.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (zYA/b)

638
Every garden is a Victory garden
Posted by: Miklos plans to do a LOT of canning starting about next week at July 02, 2022 02:51 AM (thbCK)

What do you have in your garden, Miklos?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:53 AM (K0jo2)

639 Is that the one that comes with a canoe?
Posted by: Ciampino

*narrows eyes*

mebbe

Posted by: Miklos wonders if you really come for the canoeing at July 02, 2022 02:54 AM (thbCK)

640 Picture an age 25 Hagman
___

I had a little childhood crush on MAJ Tony Nelson, so not hard to picture.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:55 AM (zYA/b)

641 4th Infantry Division secretly runs all of the Petro Truck Stops in the U.S.

But they have designs on the Buc-ee's chain, and that's a Texas National Security Crisis.

Governor Abbot is declaring a condition of Wheelcon Two!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:46 AM (tkOps)

Those buc-ees places were pretty cool on the drive to texas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 02:55 AM (VwHCD)

642 Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 02:56 AM (VwHCD)

643 I miss Buc-ees.

Can't wait for October, God willing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:57 AM (zYA/b)

644 Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB.
Posted by: Berserker
___

I know.

We'll be driving almost 700 miles, so not too bad, but still...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (zYA/b)

645 What do you have in your garden, Miklos?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

So far, mint is mojito-prolific. Basil OK. Some green 'maters. Sweet peppers appear to be bug food, need to dust with hardwood ash.

Posted by: Miklos, whose Grandaddy new this stuff 'cause farmer in the Carolina Sun at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (thbCK)

646 I found out today that a co-worker got chickens when the ChiVi got started. Smart girl! She will have eggs for her family.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:58 AM (K0jo2)

647 Berserker.

Buc-ee's will gladly welcome you into their defensive perimeter.

You'll not want for a ration of Texas Peppered Beef, from the Jerky Counter.

But, avoid the temptation. We'll need you n' your bride and brother and his family a bit further down in Texas, more.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 02:59 AM (tkOps)

648 lol, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (zYA/b)

649 I miss Buc-ees.

Can't wait for October, God willing.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:57 AM (zYA/b)


We really don't have anything like that that I know of out here. Probably don't need it really, there are no real long stretches of no man's land here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD)

650 Buc-ee's will gladly welcome you into their defensive perimeter.

Buc-eerimeter

Posted by: Miklos, think of Archie Campbell again at July 02, 2022 03:01 AM (thbCK)

651 Berserker.

Buc-ee's will gladly welcome you into their defensive perimeter.

You'll not want for a ration of Texas Peppered Beef, from the Jerky Counter.

But, avoid the temptation. We'll need you n' your bride and brother and his family a bit further down in Texas, more.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

So what you're saying is if you eat it you gotta wipe your ass with a snow cone?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD)

652 Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB

Gas LGB!
groceries LGB!
E!ectricity LGB!
Stubbed toe LGB!

LGB! is the best ending when recounting today's troubles

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (K0jo2)

653
The difference in stuff fresh out of the garden vs storebought is just amazing. It holds for everything in general, but for some things, it's quite a difference. Squash is one.

Tomatoes are sort of in between. Back in the old days, Rutgers used to be king. That was the most popular variety of tomato in the US way back in the day. But, mechanical picking, handling, and shelf life for modern times became the priority. Tomatoes were bred to be able to be better withstand mechanical handling, and to have a longer shelf life after picking.

Taste suffered. A lot of commercial tomatoes are just crap. No taste. No, some of the grocery store varieties are somewhat better, but you can't beat garden varieties.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

654 611 an electric chainsaw

Oh yes, this would also be an excellent tool.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 02:31 AM (K0jo2)
----
After what we deemed was the periphery of a tornado, and the weather guys kept saying no, just in-line winds, we had a lot of tree debris and a couple of trees down from our neighbor's yard into ours. I went out to buy a chainsaw. The gas ones were all gone but electric ones, with cord were available. Knowing absolutely nothing, nada, about chainsaws I purchased the largest one. I realized much later that I should have got a small one. I have never used it, in fact it's still in the original box. I doubt if I would have been able to handle it and I would most likely removed a limb of mine rather than a tree limb. Or even killed myself.

Posted by: Ciampino - powertools can be a handful at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (qfLjt)

655 My basil is done, it looks just like it would in October. I am wondering if the plant was started last year, it was grown full when I got it.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (2JoB8)

656 zzzzz, horde. alarm tomorrow, work tomorrow.

Much Love.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TXzzz

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (tkOps)

657 there are no real long stretches of no man's land here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD)


The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.

Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (ldL4g)

658 A lot of the tomatoes are from Mexico, and they're shipped here when they're green, thus the poor quality.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (zYA/b)

659 The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.
__

No, they're not.

Had drive a rig through there. The pucker factor was high.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:05 AM (zYA/b)

660 Miklos, whose Grandaddy new this stuff 'cause farmer in the Carolina Sun

Nice. I guess i do have 3 tomato plants in pots but i don't think they've grown since i put them there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (K0jo2)

661
We still have "Rutgers" around here. It's a descendant of the original, but it's been bred and changed. They are pretty good, and more acidic, and that's my favorite kind. Miley and me have got a few growing.

It needs to rain dammit! We got a little the other day, but I think I need to pay the preacher more or something.

Rutgers University, as part of some anniversary thing, tried to recreate the original Rutgers variety. They called upon the Campbells Soup Co. to help, which had some original stuff still somewhere.

They say they succeeded, and you can buy some seeds. I want to try that. If it it true, you'll be tasting tomatoes like were common in the '30s and '40s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)

662 LGB! is the best



I am being deliberately dyslexic and reading that as Lollobrigida. Coping mechanism, or something.

http://tinyurl.com/4savad6z

Posted by: Miklos, ciao bella at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (thbCK)

663 Speaking of texas, I can't imagine what the road trip there will cost with the gas prices. FJB

Gas LGB!
groceries LGB!
E!ectricity LGB!
Stubbed toe LGB!

LGB! is the best ending when recounting today's troubles

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:02 AM (K0jo2)

To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (VwHCD)

664 Hubby grew up on a farm, so that knowledge is coming in handy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:06 AM (zYA/b)

665 Good night Jim

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:07 AM (K0jo2)

666 Why was this intimidation necessary? No one explained anything, but it looked weird and felt wrong."

lol

Sgt. Kayla would be looking just as mean if she had been subjected to mortar fire and IEDs on a regular basis, especially right outside the COB.

And yeah, ladeedahdee everybody, ages 16-60 were rounded up.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 02:52 AM (zYA/b)

Simple fact is intimidation, works. It stops stupid people from doing stupid stuff...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2022 03:07 AM (oHd/0)

667 A lot of the tomatoes are from Mexico, and they're shipped here when they're green, thus the poor quality.
Posted by: SMH

Loss leader

Posted by: human smugglers at July 02, 2022 03:08 AM (thbCK)

668 The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.
__

No, they're not.

Had drive a rig through there. The pucker factor was high.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:05 AM (zYA/b)

I'm curious what the issues were.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:09 AM (VwHCD)

669
To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol

I think they complement each other. Both have their part to play. Together they make sweet sweet harmony.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:10 AM (K0jo2)

670
I just asked Miley to be sure. We've got about 50 total tomato plants out here. We've got some in the big garden, some Miley put out around my mother's place, and then some Miley has around here at the house.

So, we ought to have some tomatoes this time. I think a few near our house are puttin' on some that are about ripe now.

The Rutgers are all out in the big garden, and it will be a while for them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:11 AM (Mzdiz)

671 Hubby grew up on a farm, so that knowledge is coming in handy.
Posted by: SMH

A lot of such knowledge.

Grandaddy also fought in France in WWI (not WWII, WWI).

Posted by: Miklos is considered a Young 'Un at July 02, 2022 03:13 AM (thbCK)

672 i.m.g.u.r. is a kind of ruined community, put to death by tumblr politics.

If you showed these spiteful mutants the big company clown meme above, they wouldn't understand it. Anything that shows them getting what they asked for, but not what they want, briefly confuses them before they get belligerent. Mr Wu will tell you what kind of people they are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (ybIRR)

673 My dad did two tours in 'Nam, me, three tours in Iraq.

Legacy soldiers are becoming a thing of the past, which is a huge reason why recruitment is sucking bigly.

Because, woke.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (zYA/b)

674 Because, woke.
Posted by: SMH

Didn't Colon Powell say "If you woke it, you broke it"? Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Miklos recalls something like that at July 02, 2022 03:18 AM (thbCK)

675
I am being deliberately dyslexic and reading that as Lollobrigida. Coping mechanism, or something.

http://tinyurl.com/4savad6z

Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:19 AM (K0jo2)

676 Excuse me, sir, but do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2022 11:47 PM (paGh3)

It's a pamphlet, I print it in my 2nd bathroom.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 02, 2022 03:21 AM (XwTyM)

677 Heh, Miklos.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:21 AM (zYA/b)

678 Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Please, I have a headache....

Posted by: the Ficus at July 02, 2022 03:22 AM (thbCK)

679
Ol' Red, that WWII Okinawa vet I've told about here, would only grow and eat willingly, Rutgers tomatoes. But he called them "Rutledge". He was bad about malapropism, you might say. Half was just him being funny, and the other half was not known' any better. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)

680 My dad did two tours in 'Nam, me, three tours in Iraq.

Legacy soldiers are becoming a thing of the past, which is a huge reason why recruitment is sucking bigly.

Because, woke.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 02, 2022 03:15 AM (zYA/b)

Whats weird is all my uncles on both sides of the family were in the military, some fought in wwII. My father was in the army. 2 of my oldest cousins were in vietnam, but the rest of the cousins, my basic generation, weren't in the military at all. None of the military vets even suggested or pushed anybody in the family towards the military. Most were combat vets and just really never talked about things.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (VwHCD)

681 657 there are no real long stretches of no man's land here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD)
--
The Jersey Turnpike. Those drivers ain't human.
Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2022 03:04 AM (ldL4g)
----
I don't know if ever drove the Turnpike and I'm too lazy to look at a map. I used to drive a lot from Boston to Montclair NJ via the Garden State Parkway. I had a brand new Mustang II then.

Posted by: Ciampino - all those Howard Johnsons gone now at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)

682 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

683 Oh. This is for some leisurely adult time, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Please, I have a headache....
Posted by: the Ficus at July 02, 2022 0

Oh, please, ficus, you're not needed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:24 AM (K0jo2)

684 I bet Lisa Douglas never had a "headache"

Posted by: Miklos really should go back to Hungary, which is very cheap right now at July 02, 2022 03:28 AM (thbCK)

685
If you're interested, the Rutgers recreation is known as Rutgers 250, a celebration of their 250th anniversary back in 2016.

You can get the seeds. It was a collaboration between Rutgers Ag dept and Campbell's Soup co, and tried as best as they could to recreate the original Rutgers tomato variety.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:31 AM (Mzdiz)

686 I don't know if ever drove the Turnpike and I'm too lazy to look at a map. I used to drive a lot from Boston to Montclair NJ via the Garden State Parkway. I had a brand new Mustang II then.

Posted by: Ciampino - all those Howard Johnsons gone now at July 02, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)

At least you drove on one of the nicer sections of the parkway then. I mean just a wee bit more south and you would have got to the arm pit, then after that for the next 130 miles south it gets nice again. Most of the southern section runs along the shore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 02, 2022 03:33 AM (VwHCD)

687 Ol' Red, that WWII Okinawa vet I've told about here, would only grow and eat willingly, Rutgers tomatoes. But he called them "Rutledge".



Edward Rutledge of South Carolina did sign the Declaration of Independence.

4th of July 'maters

Posted by: Miklos, historically and horticulturally minded at July 02, 2022 03:34 AM (thbCK)

688 unstoppable force.
vs immovable objects'.

Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 03:35 AM (HoHMx)

689 I had a brand new Mustang II then.

Posted by: Ciampino

Ghia even

But not new

Great car

Posted by: Miklos, if you could have your first girl or first car back... at July 02, 2022 03:36 AM (thbCK)

690 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88

You never know where the internet will take you

Fun and beautiful "americana"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:41 AM (K0jo2)

691
Edward's brother John, was governor of SC, and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, for a little while. He was controversial.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)

692 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88

You never know where the internet will take you

Fun and beautiful "americana"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Sophia Loren had tiny toes

Who woulda guessed

Posted by: Miklos, noting the details at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (thbCK)

693 689 I had a brand new Mustang II then.

Posted by: Ciampino

Ghia even

But not new

Great car

Posted by: Miklos, if you could have your first girl or first car back... at July 02, 2022 03:36 AM (thbCK)
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Karmann Ghia?

Posted by: Ciampino - a different VW at July 02, 2022 03:46 AM (qfLjt)

694 He was controversial.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

A Real Peach.

Posted by: Miklos, noting the Tourist Attraction of Easley or thereabouts at July 02, 2022 03:47 AM (thbCK)

695
I thought a Rutledge was one of Andrew Jackson's two regrets, not hanging one fellow and shooting the other.

Nope, it wasn't a Rutledge brother, but John C. Calhoun.

He said he should've hanged Calhoun and shot Henry Clay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 02, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

696 Karmann Ghia?
Posted by: Ciampino

Second-hand Mustang II Ghia

Girl Cousin had the Karmann Ghia (which was a VW really)

Posted by: Miklos, currnet possessor of VW convertibles at July 02, 2022 03:50 AM (thbCK)

697 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28PPqlc39Qw

Just because

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:51 AM (K0jo2)

698 696 Karmann Ghia?
Posted by: Ciampino

Second-hand Mustang II Ghia

Girl Cousin had the Karmann Ghia (which was a VW really)

Posted by: Miklos, currnet possessor of VW convertibles at July 02, 2022 03:50 AM (thbCK)
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What engine did that Mustang have?

Posted by: Ciampino - a basic 2.3L at July 02, 2022 03:52 AM (qfLjt)

699 He said he should've hanged Calhoun and shot Henry Clay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

John C. Calhoun's chair from his time as Vice-President was at one time in the possession of the Clariosophic Society at the U. of SC.

The bottom got busted out because of kids doing girl/boy stuff in it. Never got repaired, to my knowledge.

Posted by: Miklos, no further comment at July 02, 2022 03:53 AM (thbCK)

700 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQqIkx3V88

You never know where the internet will take you

Fun and beautiful "americana"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Sophia Loren had tiny toes

Who woulda guessed


Hmmm. I better watch again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 03:53 AM (K0jo2)

701 What engine did that Mustang have?
Posted by: Ciampino

Small block 302 v-8

Posted by: Miklos, remembers quite well at July 02, 2022 03:54 AM (thbCK)

702 700
Sophia Loren had tiny toes

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I imagine she still has as she's still alive. Born 1934.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sophia went to jail for tax evasion at July 02, 2022 03:58 AM (qfLjt)

703 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 02, 2022 04:00 AM (rnYgr)

704 I imagine she still has as she's still alive. Born 1934.
Posted by: Ciampino

So, you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Miklos, at The Villages but thinking Luciana Paluzzi at July 02, 2022 04:01 AM (thbCK)

705 I went back to lollobrigida.

Ok. Goodnight all

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:04 AM (K0jo2)

706 Enjoy the long weekend.

Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 04:05 AM (HoHMx)

707 701 What engine did that Mustang have?
Posted by: Ciampino

Small block 302 v-8

Posted by: Miklos, remembers quite well at July 02, 2022 03:54 AM (thbCK)
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I bought mine in 1974 and there was no V8 option then. There was a V6 2.8L and a V4 2.3L.
I took mine back to South Africa and passed it on to my BiL in 1994, still going at the time. Pretty dependable. I replaced the clutch plate once or maybe twice. Water pump (I had bought a spare in 1974). Welsh plugs rusted out after 17 years. That's about it.

Posted by: Ciampino - that was a good car at July 02, 2022 04:06 AM (qfLjt)

708 Whoopsie~!

Teen busted for 2 attacks on Sikh men is fatally stabbed in NYC: cops

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2022 04:06 AM (IEa8U)

709 F=ma

I meant to ask: what force? What object?

Good night.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:08 AM (K0jo2)

710 To be honest, lets go brandon sounds like shit a cheerleader squad would yell at a football game. I kind of like the jersey version better- DMFD. Die motherfucker die. lol

Brandon is a shibboleth, if talking to strangers and somehow the economy comes up, you can name drop "Brandon" and see if your company grocks what you are saying.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 04:09 AM (AHeqJ)

711 705 I went back to lollobrigida.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 04:04 AM (K0jo2)
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Very good choice. Hot Lady.

Posted by: Ciampino - La Lollo e bella at July 02, 2022 04:17 AM (qfLjt)

712 My Favorite World Champions.

God Bless and God Speed.

I don't ev'n know what your talk'n a'boot

Posted by: F=ma at July 02, 2022 04:25 AM (HoHMx)

713 I know the trick with the 7 of hearts. I had that deck as a kid using the 8 of clubs. The 7 of hearts cards are not the same size as the regular deck. They are slightly smaller. It's a 104 card deck with every other card being a smaller 7 of hearts. With practice in the feel of the cards and turning the deck around you can have a 7 of hearts anytime you want.

Posted by: hadsil at July 02, 2022 11:04 AM (55qP6)

714 I just saw that Chinese man who shot fireworks at the bulldozer.

He was sliced into hundreds of thin cross sections and on display the Bodies exhibition.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at July 02, 2022 11:41 AM (04j/N)

715 For the record, in the Loretta's pic; "Penguins" means saggy pants.

Posted by: Andy at July 02, 2022 04:52 PM (Oi/Ly)

716 I feel about gays and the rainbow like I feel about McDonald's and letter M. Screw you aholes, you don't get to own something that belongs to everyone.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 02, 2022 07:41 PM (0SrVS)

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