Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List


Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.


Prayer Requests:
2/12 – D asked for prayers for John Rogers and his family. John was diagnosed with liver cancer last week and is at stage 3. He is not doing well and any prayers for him and his family would be appreciated. His daughters are 8, 11, and 14. A “GoFundMe” has been established if anyone wishes to contribute: https://gofund.me/1fe7aabb
6/17 Update – The treatments were not effective, so for now, chemotherapy has been stopped. He has been meeting with the doctors to see where to go from here, if new cancer treatments available would work for him. Please keep up the prayers for John and his family, as they are helping them get through this time.
6/30 Update – John has not been able to eat and is having other issues related to the cancer. Please pray for strength and comfort for him and for his family.

5/2 – creeper sends a request that a fellow blogger needs our prayers. MOTUS is fighting two brain tumors, metastasized from esophageal cancer.
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2022/05/a-motus-health-update.html#.Ym_kIExOn1I
6/17 Update – MOTUS has been on oral chemo for several weeks, and started IV chemo and immunotherapy last Thursday (all day long, 7 am – 3:30 pm). The good news is, one of the biomarkers found indicates that MOTUS’ cancer could respond well to monoclonal antibodies. She is fatigued and has some side effects, but so far it’s tolerable. Thank you for the prayers and good wishes; they are greatly appreciated.

5/31 – Prayers are needed for Fenelon Spoke, who had surgery this week for cancer. She is recovering at home.
6/8 Update – The good news is that they seem to have caught all her cancer. It was stage one, so she is thanking God and is grateful for all the prayers of the horde.

6/1 – Prayers are requested for a 3-year-old named Eli, who just had 2 brain surgeries for a rare vascular condition. Please pray for Eli’s recovery.
6/4 Update – Eli has woken up after surgery and is starting to show hopeful signs. The family is grateful for the prayers and asks them to continue.
6/11 Update – Eli is sitting up and eating real food. They are optimistic for his full recovery.

6/2 – Prayers are needed for Squid, whose life has imploded over the last twelve hours, and any prayers for peace would be greatly appreciated.
6/3 Update – Squid says thanks for the prayers - it will get better.

6/4 – vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion asks for prayers for her hubby, whose recent PSA blood test showed higher PSA levels than before. Please pray that it’s not something bad.
6/11 Update – Hubby is a-ok, per the doctor.

6/4 – Anti doesn’t matter asks for comfort for her mother. Her mother is now hospitalized and is now on a ventilator, positive for Covid, after 2 at-home negative Covid tests. Her mother also has congestive heart failure, and with the Covid protocols, there is concern that her heart condition might not be treated properly.
6/10 Update – Anti doesn’t matter’s mother passed away.

6/6 – Fox2! requests prayers for his niece-in-law, Courtney, who is expecting a son in August, but has been in preterm labor for the last 3 weeks.

6/7 – Fenelon Spoke asks for prayers for her son to (God willing) get a job for the summer, before he transfers (again, God willing) to finish up his four-year degree in agricultural studies.

6/7 – Teresa in Fort Worth asks for prayers for Natasha and her family. Teresa was at the airport, waiting for a flight, when Natasha received a phone call that her son had just died. Natasha was on her way to visit her hospitalized son, and he died of Sickle Cell before she could get there. Natasha was extremely upset, so Teresa in Fort Worth stayed with her until Natasha’s husband could get there. Please pray for the son’s family, too, as he and his wife have a 1 year old daughter, Gigi.

6/9 – Robert requests that everyone pray that he develops common sense – maybe sometime before he hits 50?

6/10 – Notsothoreau asks for prayers for whig, who is getting monoclonal antibody treatment to try to restart whig’s immune system.

6/13 – USNtaim asks for prayers for his brother, who burned his feet (3rd degree burns). He has no feeling in his feet, so didn’t know he was burning them on hot concrete, or how bad the burns were. He was sent to ER, and put on IV antibiotics to treat the infection creeping up his legs. On top of this, he’s in the middle of a divorce.
6/14 Update – He is headed home, since the antibiotics are working and his feet will heal.

6/16 – Dave in Fla asks for prayers for Mark, who just passed away. It appears he died from heart failure. He was a lurker here and a commentor at Stoaty’s site. He was gay, a passionate conservative, and a heck of a nice guy. He was from WI and lived in London.

6/17 – Prayers are needed for Sponge and his family, at the passing of his mother.

6/19 – browndog asks for prayers for his boys, who has not heard from in 2.5 years. He would appreciate some divine intervention to motivate them to open their hears to a reconciliation.

6/20 – Nurse Ratched asks for prayers for her oldest son, who has Covid. He’s not as bad as he was initially, but is still pretty sick.

6/23 – Ann Wilson, aka Empire asked for prayers that all would go smoothly, as one of her sisters (T) has decided it’s time for her to go into assisted living due to her rapidly declining health. Ann and her other sister (R) are considerably relieved, as they have been trying to convince T of this for quite some time.

6/24 – San Franpsycho asks for prayers for poor Mrs. F. who has been coughing and emetic for the last 36 hours, and for Boy F. who, lacking the ability to understand the situation, is distraught with worry.

6/25 – jmel needs prayers for her cousin, whose husband was one of six killed in a helicopter crash in West Virginia this past Wednesday. They could only identify him be his dental records. She is now a widow at 48 with two teenage boys, one severely autistic.

6/26 – BifBewalski could use some prayers as he and his family deal with the passing of his father.

6/29 – Please pray for mpfs and his family, as his uncle is having health issues and complications from blood clots. It is not looking good.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.


Romans 8:26-27
26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. 27 And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.

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Good morning Moron Horde. I hope you are in the midst of a long Independence Day Weekend. Just a couple of housekeeping matters before commenting.

1) Open thread Opine and/or Bloviate to your hearts content.
2) The Limeys are fair game to make fun of.
3) No running with sharp objects.
4) Be nice to one another.
5) Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup.
6) Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM




Comments

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1 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:00 AM (R5lpX)

2 Hot Coffee!!!...LeTour...July...bunkering!!!

Posted by: Qmark at July 02, 2022 09:00 AM (emnp2)

3 I'll fetch the otters.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (R5lpX)

4 Kauphy!
Moar kauphy, stat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (hOUT3)

5 Morning again, all,

My Life Is Insanity, condolences to you. I know you've been struggling with your mother's health all year. I wasn't present when my mother passed either, and while I know it wasn't my fault (the not being there), it still bothered me for a long time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 09:02 AM (c6xtn)

6 More sad news MLii's mom passed away

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 09:02 AM (2JoB8)

7 I needed that little pep talk up top!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:02 AM (hOUT3)

8 Thank you MisHum for permission to drink more.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:03 AM (oK3pW)

9 2 eggs over easy on buttered wonder bread toast and a side of bacon.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (R/m4+)

10 On my second cup and contemplating planting the perennial flowers I purchased yesterday. My first day off in 6 weeks from a volunteer project I'm heading up. Two days off and an Independence Day party with the neighbors this afternoon.
Would rather bash Fidel Trudeau than the entire country of Canada.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (2NHgQ)

11 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Word on the street is, Folgers crystals don't fool anyone. They just think it's shitty regular coffee.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (EcQad)

12 Stirling the little black kitten is here with me, sprawled on the cushion and purring. Today makes 3 weeks since I adopted him. It's aged me at least 6 weeks in that time!

I sent pics to the Pet Thread early this week. I hope KT got 'em and can debut him this afternoon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (c6xtn)

13 Ops, have the incorrect country. Will bash Boris not all of the limeys.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (2NHgQ)

14 Good Saturday morning, horde.

Prayers for all, and for MLiI, in her time of loss.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (OX9vb)

15 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Eventually, you will get those six weeks back with interest

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (hOUT3)

16 I assume the top text was a warning/encouragement to Debby

Posted by: Miklos be so stabbystabbystabby at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (thbCK)

17 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:07 AM (arJlL)

18 15 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Eventually, you will get those six weeks back with interest
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (hOUT3)


Ever the optimistic one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:07 AM (aA3+G)

19 On the mend side of some kind of respiratory bug, it was quite nasty.

-low grade temp the 1st day.
-productive cough, hacking hard enough to have abdominal muscles hurt each time, and even my back hurts.
-lethargy, felt really beat
-not hungry, didn't even want my usual 2 cups of coffee!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:08 AM (oK3pW)

20 5) Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup.

Uh-oh.

(Looks around.....)

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:08 AM (arJlL)

21 'mornin' y'all...

Prayers up for the Horde, even the ones not on the list!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 02, 2022 09:08 AM (BgMrQ)

22 Made 8 cups this morning,thought when making it it would get wasted. All gone by 7am

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 09:09 AM (2JoB8)

23 5) Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup.

Feelin' lucky, MisHum?

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:09 AM (cTCuP)

24 Eventually, you will get those six weeks back with interest
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (hOUT3)


Ever the optimistic one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

My lawsuit for interest on the DST hour borrowed in Spring and returned in Fall is still pending.

Posted by: Miklos wants his FIVE MINUTES back at July 02, 2022 09:09 AM (thbCK)

25 Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup.

Feelin' lucky, MisHum?
Posted by: creeper

Is this when the murders start?

Posted by: Miklos would like to be informed, if so at July 02, 2022 09:10 AM (thbCK)

26 Saturday morning grey boxes always seem to adjust my perspective to the proper wavelength. Thanks Mishum. Thanks morons. Coffee and prayer compliment each other well.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 09:10 AM (e36eL)

27 13 Ops, have the incorrect country. Will bash Boris not all of the limeys.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (2NHgQ)

No, you had it right...

Bash Justin Castreau, and all those who enable him.

He's closer to home.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (BgMrQ)

28 Preview of coming attractions, see it here next: South Africa's electrical grid is in a state of collapse, with power being turned off for as much as 9 hours a day in most of the country. AP story:

http://tinyurl.com/3ryfyy66

analysts believe it will take years to stabilize the power grid, (if ever) due to years of underinvestment. As with all energy issues, this leads to a death spiral for the economy:
"The most direct economic consequence is when businesses have to stop production because they don't have electricity ... whether you have a factory, a travel agency or you have a shop," said Trollip. "Whenever economic activity is disrupted because there is no electricity, that is a direct cost to the economy."

Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (r46W7)

29 JT

careful

Posted by: Big Maple at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (thbCK)

30 On the mend side of some kind of respiratory bug, it was quite nasty.

-low grade temp the 1st day.
-productive cough, hacking hard enough to have abdominal muscles hurt each time, and even my back hurts.
-lethargy, felt really beat
-not hungry, didn't even want my usual 2 cups of coffee!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022


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Same here, though it was 2 days of dopiness from fever, not much coughing, and my coffee still tastes unpleasant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (c6xtn)

31 23 5) Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup.

Feelin' lucky, MisHum?
Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:09 AM (cTCuP)


I am........
Or I just don't care anymore..............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (aA3+G)

32 Your best bet for PS5 at sane pricing is to sign up for one from the Amazon and Sony waitlists and have any of your friends and family who don't want one sign up as well. Then when it pops up transfer them the money and have them buy it for you.

Posted by: ravenshrike at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (Sn8FP)

33 Eventually, you will get those six weeks back with interestbe eaten by Stirling.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (hOUT3)
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The real truth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:12 AM (EZebt)

34 Complement. Not Compliment.

Please Make a Note of It

Posted by: 8th Grade English Teacher at July 02, 2022 09:12 AM (WIqTH)

35 I needed that little pep talk up top!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Like, pep talk uptalk?

Posted by: Class of 2022 at July 02, 2022 09:13 AM (thbCK)

36 6/1 – Prayers are requested for a 3-year-old named Eli, who just had 2 brain surgeries for a rare vascular condition. Please pray for Eli’s recovery.
6/4 Update – Eli has woken up after surgery and is starting to show hopeful signs. The family is grateful for the prayers and asks them to continue.
6/11 Update – Eli is sitting up and eating real food. They are optimistic for his full recovery.


I hope that Eli doesn't have any long-term consequences from his surgeries.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 02, 2022 09:13 AM (6jmQG)

37 Prayers up for everyone on the prayer list and for every member of The Horde.

I could use some prayers for my wife's health and the strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:13 AM (R5lpX)

38 It’s the 3rd of July and things aren’t going well for the junta. Seems the Supremes really rattled their cage. Gavin Gruesome is advertising free all expenses paid abortions in CA to the world. Winner winner chicken dinner.
Posted by: Head puddi at July 02, 2022 09:12 AM (jpEs
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As long as he send my check!
-his voters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:14 AM (EZebt)

39 Complement. Not Compliment.

Please Make a Note of It
Posted by: 8th Grade English Teacher

Complement?

NO MATH

Posted by: 8th Grade math survivor Miklos at July 02, 2022 09:14 AM (thbCK)

40 Same here, though it was 2 days of dopiness from fever, not much coughing, and my coffee still tastes unpleasant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I'm still coughing and if your coffee tastes bad quit buying that cheap stuff! (that's a joke!).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:14 AM (oK3pW)

41 Eventually, you will get those six weeks back with interest be eaten by Stirling.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:06 AM (hOUT3)
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The real truth.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


That is NOT supposed to be common knowledge, we may have to review your commenting license!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:15 AM (hOUT3)

42 A blow to NYC's uber progressives. They lost to slightly more moderate Democrats So I guess the Democrats are having their own internal political struggles too:

http://tinyurl.com/22y57vkb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:15 AM (FZ2cV)

43 Gavin Gruesome is advertising free all expenses paid abortions in CA to the world.

Cool.

I feel real preggers.

Anybody know an Ace-approved AirBnB on the beach?

Posted by: Miguela, NOT Miklos at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (thbCK)

44 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:13 AM (R5lpX)

Will pray for you and you wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (FZ2cV)

45 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:15 AM (FZ2cV)

'morning Fen...

How goes the recovery?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (BgMrQ)

46 The South African situation, similar to what is happening in Sri Lanka, illustrates the most critical failure in the thinking of those who have brought about this energy crisis. They told themselves that if they brought about an energy shortage, some new forms of energy production (which they could control) would emerge. (Seriously, the Davos group said that openly)

But in actual fact, when you destroy the energy sources of a country without having any real plans to replace it, that country simply collapses, economically and socially. That's what is happening to South Africa and Sri Lanka right now.

Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (r46W7)

47 I could use some prayers for my wife's health and the strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM


Prayers up for you from one who understands the situation!
You are riding a hard road right now, but a necessary one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (hOUT3)

48 nick repair

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

49 strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.
Posted by: That Guy

You got them, that's rough job, have you checked into support groups in your area?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:18 AM (oK3pW)

50 I could use some prayers for my wife's health and the strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy

Done

Posted by: Miklos at July 02, 2022 09:18 AM (thbCK)

51 A prayer for peace in your house Yeah Buddy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:18 AM (EZebt)

52 Wolfus has commented more than once in the last three weeks about Stirling munching on him!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:19 AM (EZebt)

53 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 02, 2022 09:17 AM (BgMrQ

O.K. I was able to stand up all morning at church last Sunday without feeling discomfort, but the whole thing i taking longer than anticipated. Thx for asking and for the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:19 AM (FZ2cV)

54 my coffee still tastes unpleasant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Chicory

Posted by: Ancient Vietnamese new Orleans Secret du Monde at July 02, 2022 09:20 AM (thbCK)

55 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:08 AM (oK3pW)

Glad you are starting to feel better. That sounds exactly like what I had last month. The cough had me worried so I went to the doctor. Wasn't covid. She said there is a different virus making the rounds. The hell you say!! I thought we only had to deal with covid from here to infinity!

Posted by: jewells45 at July 02, 2022 09:20 AM (nxdel)

56 They lost to slightly more moderate Democrats So I guess the Democrats are having their own internal political struggles too:

Moderate democrats are slightly more common then leprechauns.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2022 09:21 AM (ESjRY)

57 the prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

More prayers for complete healing (and quickly).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:21 AM (oK3pW)

58 Wolfus has commented more than once in the last three weeks about Stirling munching on him!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

don't knock it 'till you tried it

Posted by: Ancient Miklosian new Orleans Secret du Monde at July 02, 2022 09:21 AM (thbCK)

59 43 A blow to NYC's uber progressives. They lost to slightly more moderate Democrats So I guess the Democrats are having their own internal political struggles too:

http://tinyurl.com/22y57vkb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:15 AM (FZ2cV)

both parties are facing the internal battle between the status quo Uniparty establishment and those who oppose them - although the left's version has become a revival of radical marxism.

The Dem party's biggest problem is that if the prog wing gets mad and drops out of voting, they only have about 20% of the vote left that they can count on getting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:21 AM (r46W7)

60 S Africa... when you didn't have anything to do but bitch about it....it looked easy...reap the Whirlwind and FO!!!

Posted by: Qmark at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (emnp2)

61 "strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.
Posted by: That Guy "


Prayers sent.

And door is open if y'all wanna head down for a short break, and are able to travel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (1n+EO)

62 The hell you say!! I thought we only had to deal with covid from here to infinity!
Posted by: jewells45

Thanks, and I'm really sorry you went through this one!
Not going to be tested; but, I was thinking about going and getting some horse paste just in case.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (oK3pW)

63 I said straight away forget the states who cut down abortion, watch states turn their state to abortion factories

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (2JoB8)

64 I hope the Sri Lankans get that things are getting better until they remove the politicians that caused the problem...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (ESjRY)

65 Don't get me started on the Limeys. Do you know that they call that large plastic trash can with the hinged lid and the two wheels that you trundle out to the curb on Tuesday morning?

A wheely bin.

Here in the States we call it "that large plastic trash can with the hinged lid and the two wheels that you trundle out to the curb on Tuesday morning".

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (kXYt5)

66 Thank you Miss Fenolon. I'm so glad your cancer is hopefully gone and prayers for a full recovery.

In addition to my wife's other health conditions, autoimmune diseases, she was diagnosed with stage one lung cancer last summer. Thankfully the radiation treatments shrunk the tumor and after her CAT scan this coming Tuesday, we hope for continued good news on that front.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (R5lpX)

67 I could use some prayers for my wife's health and the strength and fortitude for me to continue to be able to care for her.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM

okay

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:24 AM (arJlL)

68 And door is open if y'all wanna head down for a short break, and are able to travel.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

You should come up to Harry's one day.

Posted by: Miklos will point out the SS Trump at July 02, 2022 09:24 AM (thbCK)

69 And when some Brit asks me if I have a torch in my boot I check to see if my shoes are on fire!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (kXYt5)

70 But in actual fact, when you destroy the energy sources of a country without having any real plans to replace it, that country simply collapses, economically and socially. That's what is happening to South Africa and Sri Lanka right now.

This is a common feature in the work I do in tech: Lack of clear vision. There are so many companies that start off with a spark of an idea, sufficient to get initial funding, then its off to the races with no plan.

How I personally work is by starting at the end point and working myself back to where I am Right Now. For almost all of the world, there is a Magical Goal Out There and every step is one of discovery, bumping into things, and chasing squirrels.

Complete and total lack of mental discipline.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (AHeqJ)

71 Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (kXYt5)

A possible reason for not breaking from Britain. Fewer words.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (FZ2cV)

72 Had to take the overnight pills and awakened late to a tropical storm warning. Probably nothing but some moderate winds and some much needed rain. Been in a drought for most of the Spring snd early Summer.

Posted by: Agitator at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (8Avx7)

73
Holiday & salad days
And days of moldy mayonnaise

Posted by: Electric Aunt Jemima at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (sn5EN)

74 ZH has a story about a Polish/Uke citizen captured by the Russians (technically the Donbas people).

The amusing part is this the flip side to all those videos of prisoners the Ukes released.

The guy claims he was conscripted against his will, got no training, was promised he wouldn't be sent into combat and then was...sent into combat, that the conscripts are used as cannon fodder, and that they have no idea how to use the weapons the US sent them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (ESjRY)

75 How much C-4 would it take to take out power lines supplying electricity to Northern California? This has been in my thoughts lately. Dittos Manhattan.
Posted by: Head puddi

Not to put to fine a point on it; but, NoCal isn't all bad.
You just need to take out the Hetch Hetchy aqueduct to S.F.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:26 AM (oK3pW)

76 Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:25 AM (kXYt5)

My future BIL had a problem when he came to the US for the first time. We told him he could not refer to going and "knocking up" my sister's friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:27 AM (FZ2cV)

77 And when some Brit asks me if I have a torch in my boot I check to see if my shoes are on fire!
Posted by: Muldoon

That'll put a bee under your bonnet!

Posted by: Miklos will point out at July 02, 2022 09:27 AM (thbCK)

78 66 How much C-4 would it take to take out power lines supplying electricity to Northern California? This has been in my thoughts lately. Dittos Manhattan.
Posted by: Head puddi at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (jpEs

heh, that was a fantasy war game scenario I played in my head a couple years ago. If you had 500 men with proper equipment (C4, etc), you could do a surprise strike on all long distance transmission lines in remote areas and knock out all of California for months. Could be done in an hour or two, and have almost 0 immediate casualties.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (r46W7)

79 O.K. I was able to stand up all morning at church last Sunday without feeling discomfort, but the whole thing i taking longer than anticipated. Thx for asking and for the prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Next week, she's gonna ride a bicycle around town and slap young men on the ass !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (arJlL)

80 Traditionally core infrastructure was built to be hard to damage - look at the Roman aqueducts.

But modern America has done pretty much the opposite of that. Hell, moderate and normal storms often knock out core transportation systems and energy infrastructure in large parts of the country anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

81 So reverting to politics for a moment...

Maryland Governor Larry Hogan (R, sorta) is term limited and not running for re-election. Hogan holds an approval rating in the Democratic State of high-60/low-70, a historical high. Hogan has endorsed one Republican candidate, and Trump has endorsed another.

Oddly enough, the Trump endorsed candidate is beating the Hogan endorsed candidate rather badly amongst Republican voters in the State.

Seems they would prefer the full-throated conservative to the Democrat-lite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (1n+EO)

82 And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (Irn0L)

83 A wheely bin.

Here in the States we call it "that large plastic trash can with the hinged lid and the two wheels that you trundle out to the curb on Tuesday morning".
Posted by: Muldoon

Haha, I just call it the trash can. Brits are so unserious, with what they name stuff.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (OX9vb)

84 My future BIL had a problem when he came to the US for the first time. We told him he could not refer to going and "knocking up" my sister's friends.

What's that supposed to mean?

Posted by: Some baby daddy from 8 different women at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (ESjRY)

85
My future BIL had a problem when he came to the US for the first time. We told him he could not refer to going and "knocking up" my sister's friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hint: Do *NOT* ask for a napkin in Australia.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (oK3pW)

86 How much C-4 would it take to take out power lines supplying electricity to Northern California? This has been in my thoughts lately. Dittos Manhattan.

You don't need C-4. You just need Democrats. Each day they will impress you with ingenuity in how to take a sure thing success and turn it into a fetid depression of stool.

Some domestic terrorist group will organically arise and go directly to burning down the forests near power lines. Others will discourage maintenance and let entropy take its course. Some will overburden the system and cause failure. Others will devise plans to regulate into destruction supply, impoverish users, and make power so unreliable, out of spec (frequency/voltage) no one serious uses it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (AHeqJ)

87
If you invite 20% fewer people to your Fourth of July cookout you'll be able to spend the same amount as last year.

Biden Administration Economic Theory

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (dQvv7)

88 NoCal is the home of the Republic of Jefferson, they have been wanting to split from the rest of the state for a long time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (Rcp6g)

89 Can I get a free trip if I identify as a pregnant woman and do I need to look the part?

Posted by: 4thewin at July 02, 2022 09:30 AM (EkY7l)

90 A possible reason for not breaking from Britain. Fewer words.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke\

Fewer U-s

Posted by: Multi-coloured Miklous at July 02, 2022 09:30 AM (thbCK)

91 "You should come up to Harry's one day."

We may do that this summer.

Nice ride up and back in the Miata...time with good folk.

Yes...if possible.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:31 AM (1n+EO)

92 that large plastic trash can with the hinged lid and the two wheels that you trundle out to the curb on Tuesday morning".
Posted by: Muldoon

Tuesday?

F*ck

Posted by: Inattentive Miklos, at war MITCHELL with the HOA at July 02, 2022 09:31 AM (thbCK)

93 email from the Dems the other day:

"Republicans are making it quite clear that they will do whatever it takes -- even if it means eroding our federalist system as we know it -- to circumvent the will of the people so they can lock in their own power."
-- A.G. Holder

[suddenly the people who want national gun control and national abortion rights law and nationalized election laws are concerned about Federalism. I heard from a friend that even Cassidy Cornbread is concerned about this. Also, Happy WEeekend to anyone not related to the Bidens]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 09:32 AM (Ynyl9)

94 vmom is going to love the meme at the top.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:32 AM (cTCuP)

95 On the second cup. Almost starting to feel I can go out in the world and interact with people without turning in to Michael Douglas in "Falling Down".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 09:32 AM (bW8dp)

96 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (oK3pW)

In Britian they call what we call a napkin a "serviette". Is that the name for it in Australia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:33 AM (FZ2cV)

97 Not to put to fine a point on it; but, NoCal isn't all bad.
You just need to take out the Hetch Hetchy aqueduct to S.F.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:26 AM (oK3pW)
===

But how will I get ice for my bourbon?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:33 AM (EZebt)

98 Nice ride up and back in the Miata...time with good folk.

Yes...if possible.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

heh

Micro convertible rally

Posted by: Miklos refines his own fuel, so at July 02, 2022 09:33 AM (thbCK)

99 Some domestic terrorist group will organically arise and go directly to burning down the forests near power lines. Others will discourage maintenance and let entropy take its course. Some will overburden the system and cause failure. Others will devise plans to regulate into destruction supply, impoverish users, and make power so unreliable, out of spec (frequency/voltage) no one serious uses it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 09:29 AM (AHeqJ)

I've thought on the same thing - when some people want to talk about a "2nd Civil War", I point out that there is no need for anyone to do anything harmful to the big Dem cities; the Dem's are already doing more to destroy them than any military enemy ever could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:33 AM (r46W7)

100 You know what they call cigarettes in England don't you?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 09:34 AM (Rcp6g)

101
In Britian they call what we call a napkin a "serviette". Is that the name for it in Australia?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes, and a napkin is a feminine hygiene product.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:35 AM (oK3pW)

102 97 vmom is going to love the meme at the top.
Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:3


With her dark roast decaf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:35 AM (aA3+G)

103 Prayers sent.

And door is open if y'all wanna head down for a short break, and are able to travel.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (1n+EO)


Much appreciated. But unfortunately my lovely wife is unable to travel. She wasn't able to make the hour long trip with me to NC for my Aunt and Uncle's 65th wedding anniversary this past weekend. It's all she can do to make the trips to her doctors.

Part of it is her physical discomfort in being out of breath after a few steps and her desire to save me from having to push her around in her wheelchair if we were to go out anywhere. I've often told her that I'm glad to do it, but I guess she's thinking about me and my physical health, too, what with my heart procedure last year.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:35 AM (R5lpX)

104 >>> 28 Preview of coming attractions, see it here next: South Africa's electrical grid is in a state of collapse, with power being turned off for as much as 9 hours a day in most of the country. AP story:

http://tinyurl.com/3ryfyy66

analysts believe it will take years to stabilize the power grid, (if ever) due to years of underinvestment. As with all energy issues, this leads to a death spiral for the economy:
"The most direct economic consequence is when businesses have to stop production because they don't have electricity ... whether you have a factory, a travel agency or you have a shop," said Trollip. "Whenever economic activity is disrupted because there is no electricity, that is a direct cost to the economy."
Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (r46W7)

We are SMAHHHHHRRT. No one will notice as we enact our genius plan!

Posted by: Great Resetters at July 02, 2022 09:36 AM (llON8)

105
But how will I get ice for my bourbon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Yeah, there are some morons in the area that will suffer too.
How does that go? For the good of the many...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:36 AM (oK3pW)

106 With her dark roast decaf?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:35 AM (aA3+G)


And her knife.

Oh, lord...please tell me I don't have the 'ettes confused again.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:36 AM (cTCuP)

107 Train Man, written by P.T. Deutermann has a very good story line about the effects of the loss of just a few railroad bridges.
http://tinyurl.com/2cpucdbk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:36 AM (1n+EO)

108 S Africa... when you didn't have anything to do but bitch about it....it looked easy...reap the Whirlwind and FO!!!
Posted by: Qmark at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (emnp2)

I think it was Conrad who wrote in one of his boring and tiresome books that when the last European left Africa the jungle would simply swallow up whatever had been built during his time there.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2022 09:36 AM (R/m4+)

109 Yes, and a napkin is a feminine hygiene product.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Paper towel guy here

Posted by: Miklos drinks his champagne from a Dixie Cup at July 02, 2022 09:37 AM (thbCK)

110 If the food trucks ever stopped rolling into California, they'd have food riots in a week, cannibalism in two.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 09:37 AM (bW8dp)

111 heh, that was a fantasy war game scenario I played in my head a couple years ago. If you had 500 men with proper equipment (C4, etc), you could do a surprise strike on all long distance transmission lines in remote areas and knock out all of California for months. Could be done in an hour or two, and have almost 0 immediate casualties.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:28 AM (r46W7)
===

Those 500 men have already walked across the border x100 and flown to every state.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:37 AM (EZebt)

112 We told him he could not refer to going and "knocking up" my sister's friends.

******

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:37 AM (kXYt5)

113 re 99: don't they call it "a sleeve"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 09:38 AM (Ynyl9)

114 Ice in bourbon? How do you fit that in the shot glass?

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:38 AM (cTCuP)

115 Good morning everyone. Prayers for all requested and unspoken intentions.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2022 09:38 AM (Msys3)

116 You know what they call cigarettes in England don't you?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Homos

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:38 AM (arJlL)

117 re 108: I was supposed to read one of Conrad's novels in high school. Couldn't even get past the first couple of pages. Looked at it years later, same result.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 09:39 AM (Ynyl9)

118 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:23 AM (R5lpX)

Thx for your prayers for me. Glad to hear that the tumor has shrunk and will keep her in prayer for this Tuesday and with auto immune concerns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:39 AM (FZ2cV)

119 Good morning everyone. Prayers for all requested and unspoken intentions.
Posted by: Tonypete

Seconded !

And....Hiya TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 09:39 AM (arJlL)

120 I noticed it's always Great Britain until it's world cup time, then suddenly it's England, Scotland and Wales.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 09:40 AM (Rcp6g)

121 There's a breakfast sausage-ish product in the UK called "Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 09:40 AM (bW8dp)

122
My leftist sister never had any female friends I would want to 'knock up' in any sense of the word.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 09:41 AM (dQvv7)

123 > I noticed it's always Great Britain until it's world cup time, then suddenly it's England, Scotland and Wales.

Well, yeah.

Never mind that we have shopping malls larger than some of those "countries".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 09:41 AM (bW8dp)

124 I was supposed to read one of Conrad's novels in high school. Couldn't even get past the first couple of pages. Looked at it years later, same result.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

What ever happened with that guy and the whale?

Posted by: Miklos attempting not to be noticed yawning at July 02, 2022 09:41 AM (thbCK)

125 Walking down the street soon for the neighborhood kids' 4th of July bike parade. The FD also shows up with a pumper and sprays the kids.

I hope that Mom that dressed up like Lady Liberty and handed out beers makes her appearance again.

America is a great country.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2022 09:41 AM (Msys3)

126 You should come up to Harry's one day."

Where is this "Harry's " you speak of? I'm in the upstate of SC.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:42 AM (R5lpX)

127 "There's a breakfast sausage-ish product in the UK called "Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots".
"

Rather strange name for a food product.

Posted by: Spotted Dick, in a can. at July 02, 2022 09:42 AM (1n+EO)

128 > I hope that Mom that dressed up like Lady Liberty and handed out beers makes her appearance again.

Sedate Lady Liberty or Sexy Lady Liberty?

Because I can imagine possibilities for Sexy Lady Liberty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)

129 @102 Tom Servo/Reuben Hicks-most power plants in Cali that supply the places you’d want to effect are more centrally located around the bay. Forrest fires and knocking out power lines in remote areas would more than likely only screw the red counties/areas.

Posted by: JROD at July 02, 2022 09:42 AM (nsFgR)

130 Couldn't find chicken thighs to save my life two days in a row. Had to buy chicken leg quarters for tomorrows smoked bbg chicken thigh festivius meal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 09:43 AM (bVYXr)

131 There's a breakfast sausage-ish product in the UK called "Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Not..not our greatest success.

Posted by: Miklosian English Imports PLC at July 02, 2022 09:43 AM (thbCK)

132 Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 09:41 AM (dQvv7)

LOL. Mine did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:43 AM (FZ2cV)

133 Spotted Dick, in a can.

*moderate glare, through monocle*

Posted by: Prince Albert at July 02, 2022 09:44 AM (thbCK)

134 130 Couldn't find chicken thighs to save my life two days in a row. Had to buy chicken leg quarters for tomorrows smoked bbg chicken thigh festivius meal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (for


Odd we found drumsticks but not thighs at the grocery store on Wednesday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:44 AM (aA3+G)

135 Heh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:45 AM (1n+EO)

136 Wow; I would feel foolish if back in the days of having a menstrual cycle and I was visiting England I had to ask for a sleeve. At least napkin sounds better. After all, we have-or did have -before the supply chain mess up sanitary napkins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:46 AM (FZ2cV)

137 I just got a 10# bag of chicken leg quarters, there were 8 in the bag. Freakishly large chickens I guess.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 09:46 AM (Rcp6g)

138 oh, and from a couple of weeks ago, from Talcum X:

"Last weekend, 31 members of a white supremacist terrorist cell called the Patriot Front came together from 11 states to terrorize a Pride march in Idaho.

Luckily, a good citizen saw them loading up their U-Haul and reported it. Police stopped their truck before they reached the event and found dozens of members hiding in the back, dressed like a small army, holding weapons and covering their faces."

[anyone have any idea what happened to these guys? Bueller..?]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 09:46 AM (Ynyl9)

139 129 @102 Tom Servo/Reuben Hicks-most power plants in Cali that supply the places you’d want to effect are more centrally located around the bay. Forrest fires and knocking out power lines in remote areas would more than likely only screw the red counties/areas.
Posted by: JROD at July 02, 2022 09:42 AM (nsFgR)

knocking out lines would collapse the grid, and California is far too overdependent on out of state power. It's a rather complicated system to explain, but it's system where if only a few percent of it goes down, the entire system crashes and can take months of repairs before it restarts.

In our brave new world, we've built some of our systems in very foolish ways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:46 AM (r46W7)

140 [anyone have any idea what happened to these guys? Bueller..?]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 09:46 AM (Ynyl9)

They went back to their day jobs at the FBI and all had a good laugh about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 09:47 AM (r46W7)

141 I didn't get where I am today by importing Spotted Dick, right Reggie?

Yes, of course CJ

Posted by: The Fall and Rise of Reginald Miklos-Perrin at July 02, 2022 09:47 AM (thbCK)

142
There's a breakfast sausage-ish product in the UK called "Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Is "pork" an adjective or a verb in that sentence?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

143 I need to go to the grocery store today and see if they still have the Half Boneless Ribeyes on sale, $9.98/#. I should have bought one the other day when I was there. Hopefully they're not out. The sale lasts until Tuesday.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:48 AM (R5lpX)

144 "dressed like a small army, holding weapons and covering their faces."
"
I don't remember any official report of weapons.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:48 AM (1n+EO)

145 JP Morgan predicts oil at 380 bucks a barrel if Russia cuts it's production by 5 million a day

gas would be between 16 - 17 bucks a gallon

there would be a lot of unmowed lawns

Posted by: REDACTED at July 02, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)

146 Link on BadBlue says TikTok has banned the Babylon Bee with no avenue of appeal.

http://tinyurl.com/auffsrk2

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 09:49 AM (cTCuP)

147 It's a rather complicated system to explain, but it's system where if only a few percent of it goes down, the entire system crashes and can take months of repairs before it restarts.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Western grid went down in the '90s, it took 6 hours to bring it back up.
Naturally it was in June and temps were in the 118F range during the outage.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:49 AM (oK3pW)

148 MY BIL-who has a good sense of humor -used to laugh about about some of the differences between British English and American English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 09:50 AM (FZ2cV)

149
You know what they call cigarettes in England don't you?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Tampons?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 09:51 AM (pNxlR)

150 there would be a lot of unmowed lawns
Posted by: REDACTED

The Biden cabbage Crop

Posted by: Miklos has always been at war with Eastasia at July 02, 2022 09:51 AM (thbCK)

151 a second look at manual push mower

Posted by: REDACTED at July 02, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)

152 Link on BadBlue says TikTok has banned the Babylon Bee with no avenue of appeal.
Posted by: creeper

Making sport of the diversity and inclusion classes will not be tolerated by the diversity and inclusion crowd.

They keep using that word, 'inclusion'. I do not think it means what they say it means.



Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2022 09:52 AM (Msys3)

153 2) The Limeys are fair game to make fun of.

What about the people who live in America's hat? It was their birthday yesterday.

Posted by: m at July 02, 2022 09:53 AM (QPyqx)

154 "hey keep using that word, 'inclusion'. I do not think it means what they say it means. "

Another look at 'Tolerance'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:53 AM (1n+EO)

155 I get the guilt trip the Gaia Religion puts on the West to end their dominance on energy, why have the third word has gone along?

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 09:54 AM (2JoB8)

156 OK, time to surrender to my addiction to this blog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 09:55 AM (rzOL9)

157 @139 Tom Servo-My GF lives in a red county in NorCal. I never realized how red them people were up there. Cutting down power lines where right-wing redneck ranchers and pot growers stashed in the woods might not be a good place to do something like that. Just sayin….

Posted by: JROD at July 02, 2022 09:55 AM (nsFgR)

158 a second look at manual push mower
Posted by: REDACTED

Only if pushed by a professor from the local University.

Posted by: Miklos ao supports a Rectification Campaign at July 02, 2022 09:55 AM (thbCK)

159
Has the Brandon junta bragged about how many more yuan this year's July 4th festivities will cost us yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

160 Would, "door dash driver," be a good cover for a drug dealer?
Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2022 08:03 AM (oTZbj)

Not a good cover, but a good indicator.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2022 09:56 AM (ybIRR)

161 Styxhexenhammer is calling July MAGA month. I like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2022 09:57 AM (YynYJ)

162 just had 7 gigantic trees cut down

like trash trees, popples and spruce

the company is local but they musta had a million dollars worth of equipment

Posted by: REDACTED at July 02, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)

163 I should get out my cordless, battery powered weed eater and cut the yard before it gets too hot or rains today, but I tweaked my back at work yesterday and I just ain't feeling it.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:58 AM (R5lpX)

164 Couldn't find chicken thighs to save my life two days in a row. Had to buy chicken leg quarters for tomorrows smoked bbg chicken thigh festivius meal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (for


Odd we found drumsticks but not thighs at the grocery store on Wednesday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Found some whole chickens at $1.69/lb last week. They had over $4/lb previously . I bought 6 of them. I was going to cook 2 of them on Sunday. I forgot to take them out of the freezer yesterday so late last night during my battle with insomnia I put two of them in the utility sink and turned the water on to warm up and walked away. One of the chickens eventually blocked the drain. The pump I put in the crawlspace is still running on the lawn after I watered my entire upper garden. Sometimes my ADHD is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 09:59 AM (e36eL)

165 I will however, make my tee time tomorrow morning.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:00 AM (R5lpX)

166 I tweaked my back at work yesterday and I just ain't feeling it.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy

Try some of Granny's rumatz medicine.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at July 02, 2022 10:00 AM (thbCK)

167 151 a second look at manual push mower
Posted by: REDACTED

I use one of those. It takes a while, but it's good exercise.

Mr. April uses a battery-powered electric. Not out of any delusion that it's "green;" he just doesn't like messing with the gasoline and oil.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2022 10:00 AM (OX9vb)

168 I tweaked my back at work yesterday and I just ain't feeling it.
Posted by: That Guy

Any port in a storm!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:01 AM (fh8Ks)

169 Western grid went down in the '90s, it took 6 hours to bring it back up.
Naturally it was in June and temps were in the 118F range during the outage.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:49 AM (oK3pW)

predictions are already out, sotto voce, for that to begin happening across the farm states later this summer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 10:02 AM (r46W7)

170 Good morning Morons. I've been trying to hit the tip jar, but don't seem able to get to PayPal. The button takes me to an old post. I'm a true computer moron (small m), so I'm wondering if it's working for everyone else?

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 02, 2022 10:02 AM (3ZVqj)

171 Try some of Granny's rumatz medicine.
Posted by: Jed Clampett

Corn whiskey?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:02 AM (fh8Ks)

172 Mr. April uses a battery-powered electric. Not out of any delusion that it's "green;" he just doesn't like messing with the gasoline and oil.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2022 10:00 AM (OX9vb)


Several manufacturers now make battery powered riding lawnmowers. Supposedly they can mow over an acre on a single charge.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:03 AM (R5lpX)

173 I will however, make my tee time tomorrow morning.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah

Tee time, pee time

too late

Posted by: moist Preznit Joey B. at July 02, 2022 10:03 AM (thbCK)

174 >>> 144 "dressed like a small army, holding weapons and covering their faces."
"
I don't remember any official report of weapons.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:48 AM (1n+EO)

My brother's roommate's friend's uncle's coworker's car mechanic was there and he saw the whole thing and those guys totally had weapons.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at July 02, 2022 10:04 AM (llON8)

175 Wasn't JJ supposed to put up a new podcast?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 10:04 AM (Rcp6g)

176 Sugar Maple (Acer saccharum) is indigenpus to N. America. Put maple surple on French toast and it becomes American toast!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 02, 2022 10:04 AM (3Or4S)

177 PayPal link is working here.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 10:04 AM (cTCuP)

178 ...and as long as I'm there...

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 10:04 AM (cTCuP)

179 "My brother's roommate's friend's uncle's coworker's car mechanic was there and he saw the whole thing and those guys totally had weapons."

Were they full semi-automatic, slam fire single action?

With the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 10:05 AM (1n+EO)

180
Prayers appreciated for L., who has had lifetime mental problems. The COVID shutdown dealt him a severe blow and he now almost never emerges from his room. He may now be suicidal. The hope is that medications can stabilize him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (/U27+)

181 nothing is greater than oil and gasoline

I'd bath in it if it was socially acceptable

Posted by: REDACTED at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (us2H3)

182 If making fun of the Limeys is approved can we make fun of the Frogs too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (llON8)

183 Thanks Creeper. I think I got it that time.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 02, 2022 10:07 AM (3ZVqj)

184 Try some of Granny's rumatz medicine.
Posted by: Jed Clampett

Corn whiskey?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:02 AM (fh8Ks)


I've got Tramadol (pain medicine), and Baclofen (muscle relaxer), that seem to work when needed. It pays to "squirrel away" medications like these and save them for hard times.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:07 AM (R5lpX)

185 Couldn't find chicken thighs to save my life two days in a row. Had to buy chicken leg quarters for tomorrows smoked bbg chicken thigh festivius meal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (for


Odd we found drumsticks but not thighs at the grocery store on Wednesday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2022 09:44 AM


Same here for the past few days, plenty of chicken legs and boneless skinless boobs, but no thighs. Odd.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 10:08 AM (bVYXr)

186 Carnitas is just pulled pork with clever marketing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:08 AM (NSWcw)

187 180
Prayers appreciated for L., who has had lifetime mental problems. The COVID shutdown dealt him a severe blow and he now almost never emerges from his room. He may now be suicidal. The hope is that medications can stabilize him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (/U27+)


Stan must be keeping a special place in Hell for Fauci.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 10:08 AM (cTCuP)

188 Good morning, MisHum, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 02, 2022 10:08 AM (Y0/jb)

189 Haha, I just call it the trash can. Brits are so unserious, with what they name stuff.
Posted by: April
---------

*recollects 'Boaty McBoatface'*

http://tinyurl.com/2da6dtts

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 10:09 AM (S4oWs)

190
If making fun of the Limeys is approved can we make fun of the Frogs too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (llON

_________

They helped us out, not because they liked us but to screw with the Brits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:09 AM (/U27+)

191 " Carnitas is just pulled pork with clever marketing."

Clever marketing can save lives.

Posted by: Tree-Rats everywhere at July 02, 2022 10:09 AM (1n+EO)

192 It would appear that the way to hide the shortage of chickens is to "part them out."

Like you'd do with a stolen car. Or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2022 10:10 AM (BFigT)

193 Another look at 'Tolerance'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

*******

Now THAT is something I just won't stand for!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:10 AM (kXYt5)

194 Oh good, another 2 inches of rain due.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 10:10 AM (1n+EO)

195
I want us to resume naming aircraft carriers after battles where we kicked Limey ass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:11 AM (/U27+)

196 if you repeat bullshit enough

it turns into pudding

Posted by: CNN at July 02, 2022 10:11 AM (us2H3)

197 making fun of the Limeys is approved can we make fun of the Frogs too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (llON


Anytime is a good time to make fun of the "Frogs", except in the presence of my wife, who is of French descent. But I do it anyway.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:11 AM (R5lpX)

198 Those chickens are dadgummed heroes. You can't just eat 'em all up at once.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:11 AM (kXYt5)

199 Just remove the vocal cords.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 02, 2022 10:12 AM (J8LnB)

200 Shitcan. Both a noun and verb.
-according to common military style guide.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 10:12 AM (gktX6)

201 Back pain?

Get a brace. Drug store has them. That stops the muscle from spasming so the body can stop with inflammation. I used to really go down with back spasms. Once I started really using the beace (3 days), I could get it under control MUCH faster.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2022 10:13 AM (HMTci)

202 >>> 197
==
Anytime is a good time to make fun of the "Frogs", except in the presence of my wife, who is of French descent. But I do it anyway.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:11 AM (R5lpX)

Heh. I have some French on one side of the family...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:13 AM (llON8)

203 Tis the weekend for making fun of Limeys, but Frogs are our friends

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 10:13 AM (2JoB8)

204 Good morning, weekenders.

May God bless you all.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 02, 2022 10:13 AM (zjVy3)

205 It has heated up out there.

And the breeze died.

It said " Prew..Prew...Fatso did it Prew."

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:14 AM (arJlL)

206 Traditional Mexican carnitas are slowly deep fried in lard

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 10:14 AM (Rcp6g)

207 ...can we make fun of the Frogs too?

*******

That which is not forbidden is mandatory

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:14 AM (kXYt5)

208 What about the people who live in America's hat? It was their birthday yesterday.
Posted by: m at July 02, 2022 09:53 AM (QPyqx)

Canada is so boring and uneventful that there is actually nothing humorous about the place except that the folks there are cheap and can't drive a lick.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 02, 2022 10:15 AM (R/m4+)

209 One thing I never understood.

Canada was founded by the French, and Canada has. maple leaf on its flag and produces lots of maple syrup.

Wouldn't it be only rational to think that French toast would be served with maple syrup?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:16 AM (NSWcw)

210 Don’t forget the ever-mockable Krauts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 10:16 AM (rzOL9)

211 Heh. I have some French on one side of the family...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:13 AM (llON


Ackshully French Canuck, which makes it even better.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:17 AM (R5lpX)

212 Aah, Saturday mornin* where the content is the comments.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 10:18 AM (Y+l9t)

213 Wouldn't it be only rational to think that French toast would be served with maple syrup?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:16 AM (NSWcw)


And Peanut Butter...don't forget the Peanut Butter.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:18 AM (R5lpX)

214 Thunderstorm chances for today have been dropping since pre-dawn. Nice! One less thing to get anxious about while bbqing. Start time for the cook is Noon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2022 10:19 AM (4I/2K)

215 from CNN late yesterday, don't know if this was already mentioned, new NYS gun law(s):

The new law lays out a strict licensing process to obtain a concealed-carry permit and a list of locations deemed "sensitive" -- including Times Square -- where firearm possession will be illegal, according to the legislative text. Other areas defined as sensitive include government-owned buildings, schools, health care facilities, places of worship and public transportation. People who carry a gun in a prohibited location could be charged with a felony under the law.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:19 AM (Ynyl9)

216
The Irish are always an acceptable target for mockery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:19 AM (/U27+)

217 Wouldn't it be only rational to think that French toast would be served with maple syrup?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:16 AM (NSWcw)

And Peanut Butter...don't forget the Peanut Butter.
Posted by: That Guy

As a nurse I didn't think I could be grossed out.
Now I know better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:20 AM (tp5ES)

218 Pretty sure Germany needing more coal causes problems.....

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2022 10:20 AM (HMTci)

219 "When asked what the Biden administration had to say to families who can't afford skyrocketing fuel costs, Biden NEC Director Brian DeeseDeese said 'This is about the future of the Liberal World Order and we have to stand firm.'"

Super Smart Brian Deese is another Yale Law grad who's gained entry into the inner circle of Wannabe Masters of the Universe. He's tied to the Center for American Progress, Hillaryland, and the Obamans. He negotiated the Paris Climate Change Agreement. He made several million rotating into and out of the "private sector."

People like this will be the death of us all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:21 AM (i0slg)

220 re 203:
"Get that thing off the table!"
"But mom, frogs are our friends!"

you can probably guess whihc old comic strip that's from. (No, not "Nancy")

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:21 AM (Ynyl9)

221 Start time for the cook is Noon.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I read that as "Start time for the cook is Nixon"

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:21 AM (arJlL)

222 "Liberal World Order" should scare the living shit out of everyone sane who has ever read a book.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2022 10:22 AM (HMTci)

223 The Irish are always an acceptable target for mockery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:19 AM (/U27+)


Everyone is an acceptable target for mockery...except for the Irish...and of course, Polacks.

/j

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:22 AM (R5lpX)

224 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Having a cup of tea and some cold pizza while the Baroque station plays in the background.

Man, Ace had an epic Never Trumper rant yesterday. I wish I'd been here to participate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2022 10:23 AM (2JVJo)

225 Speaking of gun laws.

Newsome put out some propaganda in which he was handling an AR15.

If that rifle isn't his (which I'll bet on) wasn't he breaking California laws on sharing a rifle?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:23 AM (tp5ES)

226 Biden Announces Presidential Medal of Freedom Recipients

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I'll bet we've got some real winners there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 10:23 AM (FVME7)

227 This morning, I gotta process some post oak cooking logs into smaller splits and chunks, then trim the brisket into a pleasing aerodynamic shape and apply the rub. After that it's snap the tongs twice and light the fire.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

228 "The Irish are always an acceptable target for mockery."

We can take a joke. Other than the Jews, name an ethnic group that's punched better above its weight class.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:24 AM (i0slg)

229 When asked what the Biden administration had to say to families who can't afford skyrocketing fuel costs, Biden NEC Director Brian DeeseDeese said 'This is about the future of the Liberal World Order and we have to stand firm.'"
+++++

People like this will be the death of us all.
++++++
See above reference to Sri Lanka

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 10:24 AM (Y+l9t)

230 from CNN late yesterday, don't know if this was already mentioned, new NYS gun law(s):

The new law lays out a strict licensing process to obtain a concealed-carry permit and a list of locations deemed "sensitive" -- including Times Square -- where firearm possession will be illegal, according to the legislative text. Other areas defined as sensitive include government-owned buildings, schools, health care facilities, places of worship and public transportation. People who carry a gun in a prohibited location could be charged with a felony under the law.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:19 AM


Pretty much the same restrictions as Texas carry laws except for the houses of worship carve out and we don't have times square.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (bVYXr)

231 re 225: on Twitchy yesterday it was noted that Gavin Gruesome pretty much point the gin at the cameraman when putting it down.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (Ynyl9)

232 187 there's a line for the special place in hell

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (ONvIw)

233 Why Not: Biden Blames the Unvaccinated for Inflation

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Is there nothing those crazy bastards won't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (FVME7)

234 On this day 2015, comment from the archives:

Let's sweep away the lies and just say it out loud: 90% of the left's attempts at social control are simply attempt to outlaw behaviors they perceived as favored or engaged in by 'traditional" "conservative" "old-school" "white" etc. people.

Thus, a liberal can simultaneously demand that cigarettes be outlawed but marijuana be legalized.

Why? Because (in their conception of social reality) marijuana is a leftist intoxicant favored by the "counter-culture" while nicotine is a right-wing intoxicant favored by the "dominant culture."

"The Man" smokes cigars. "The Rebels" smoke weed.
That's all there is to it. ...It's absolute juvenile revenge fantasy, leftover from the '60s. That's all it is. The younger generation of activists are automatons acting out the revenge fantasies of their professors. -- Zombie


And all one has to do to find the origin of the current "pride" filth is see zombie's research on the Folsom Street Fairs from the 2000s. Current "pride" marches are simply the Folsom Street Fairs spread nationally. Zombie was LibsofTikTok before Twitter. (2007 FSF: https://bit.ly/3ack3cM)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (Do5/p)

235 > Not out of any delusion that it's "green;" he just doesn't like messing with the gasoline and oil.

Same. I also like that it's quieter.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp)

236 Larges targets for mawkery is wfhypeopa. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 10:26 AM (gktX6)

237 187 there's a line for the special place in hell
Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:25 AM (ONvIw)

Does Stan have a FastPass system?

Posted by: Fauci at July 02, 2022 10:26 AM (4I/2K)

238 "Transman outrage at Disney." They really want to push this transgender stuff, don't they?

http://tinyurl.com/4jzzpxk4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:27 AM (FZ2cV)

239 237 Let's hope so

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:27 AM (ONvIw)

240 As a nurse I didn't think I could be grossed out.
Now I know better.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:20 AM (tp5ES)


When I was a wee lad, I wouldn't eat pancakes or waffles...until my dad spread Peanut Butter on my pancakes instead of Oleo margarine. Evidently I had discerning taste even as a kid and knew that Oleo was fake butter that tasted gross and was a poor substitute for the real thing.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:27 AM (R5lpX)

241 Mr Liberal World Order is a hold over from Barky and a true Marxist.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 10:28 AM (2JoB8)

242 Everyone is an acceptable target for mockery...except for the Irish...and of course, Polacks.
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From my rather dim understanding, Dirty Irish, Filthy Scandis, and Beastly Polacks are always honored members of the Moron Horde.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:28 AM (MIKMs)

243 I read that as "Start time for the cook is Nixon"
Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:21 AM (arJlL)

When he shows up in shorts, knee-high black dress socks and garters, sandals, and his metal detector, the party is on!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 02, 2022 10:28 AM (4I/2K)

244 If there's a place in NYC you need to conceal carry for personal protection it's the subways, FFS

Yes we'd get a few Bernie Goetz's knocking off a few Orcs, but that's what's needed, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:28 AM (i0slg)

245 I found out Thursday that one of the smaller towns skirting Austinistan has a shooting club for 7th-12th graders. I'm going to try and get my daughter in when they start in the fall.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (UUBmN)

246 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:06 AM (/U27+)

Sorry to hear about this man's mental health issues. Will pray for his recovery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (FZ2cV)

247
Does Stan have a FastPass system?
Posted by: Fauci

I'm not sure if there is a fastpass system Teddy K got to use it first. Fauci and a bunch of the current ruling junta have purchased afterlife tickets as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (tp5ES)

248 Disney just re-uppeed the CEO for 3 more yrs, I guess losing 50% of the stock value wasn't quite enough.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (Rcp6g)

249 "The Welsh are always an acceptable target for mockery."

Posted by: The Irish at July 02, 2022 10:30 AM (kXYt5)

250 237. I always point out that when dogs amd cats undergo bottom surgery. We don't change Princess' name to Prince. There is no such thing as gender change

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:30 AM (ONvIw)

251 Shitcan. Both a noun and verb.
-according to common military style guide.
Posted by: Eromero

Like "bullshit". I'm sensing a pattern.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)

252 247 lots of the European leaders are in line too

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (ONvIw)

253 >>> 242 Everyone is an acceptable target for mockery...except for the Irish...and of course, Polacks.
=====
From my rather dim understanding, Dirty Irish, Filthy Scandis, and Beastly Polacks are always honored members of the Moron Horde.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:28 AM (MIKMs)

I thought the proper term was Icebacks?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (llON8)

254 I read that as "Start time for the cook is Nixon"
Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:21 AM (arJlL)

When he shows up in shorts, knee-high black dress socks and garters, sandals, and his metal detector, the party is on!
Posted by: Count de Monet

And says "Sock it to me"

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (arJlL)

255 Posted by: Hadrian

Prayers for L.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (tp5ES)

256 How 'bout them Icelanders, eh whut!?

Posted by: The Welsh at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (kXYt5)

257 Disney just re-uppeed the CEO for 3 more yrs, I guess losing 50% of the stock value wasn't quite enough.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (Rcp6g)

This kid can go All. The. Way! Whoa Nelly!!

Posted by: Zombie Keith Jackson at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K)

258 French toast and maple syrup tastes like FREEDOM

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2022 10:32 AM (2jRyv)

259 "Transman outrage at Disney." They really want to push this transgender stuff, don't they?

I think they're following the ESPN playbook - too many ordinary Americans still think of Disney as wholesome family entertainment and love going to the parks and the cruises to give it up.

Major league sports have been spitting in Americans' faces for years and people still watch sportsball. Disney is betting that the current outrage is transient and they will still be able to fool the families.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2022 10:33 AM (2JVJo)

260 Man still volunteering in charity shop despite being 100 years old:

http://tinyurl.com/yccw77sr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:33 AM (FZ2cV)

261 Report: Ravens' Jaylon Ferguson Died from Combined Effects of Fentanyl and Cocaine

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At least he died doing what he loved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 10:34 AM (FVME7)

262 French toast and maple syrup tastes like FREEDOM
Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2022 10:32 AM (2jRyv)

I love the July smell of grills and fireworks. Smells like . . . freedom.

Posted by: Lt Col Bill Kilgore at July 02, 2022 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

263 245 I found out Thursday that one of the smaller towns skirting Austinistan has a shooting club for 7th-12th graders. I'm going to try and get my daughter in when they start in the fall.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (UUBmN)
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Excellent!

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2022 10:35 AM (0IeYL)

264 Disney just re-uppeed the CEO for 3 more yrs, I guess losing 50% of the stock value wasn't quite enough.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM

The Left controls every institution in the country not to make money, but to control the message and completely influence and transform society. It is the same mentality the Left uses with regards to energy destroying policies... people have to suffer in order to transition from the current system to the "clean energy" system.

Same mentality for places like the media, ESPN, Disney, etc. They don't care about going broke by going woke. The wokeness is the purpose. They will keep pushing it until it is the new normal, even if they take financial hits in the short term.

When every institution in the country is woke, there is no alternative place for anyone to go. That is what they are counting on to happen.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 10:35 AM (Do5/p)

265 261 sounds familiar

Posted by: St Floyd at July 02, 2022 10:36 AM (ONvIw)

266 Man still volunteering in charity shop despite being 100 years old:

http://tinyurl.com/yccw77sr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:33 AM (FZ2cV)


It's always nice to read a story about the good things people do instead of the daily craptrap we're subjected to on a daily basis.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:36 AM (R5lpX)

267 lol. The poster up top seems a little over the top but I'll take it!

Prayers for those mentioned and also those in need.

I see we have fully sided with the French.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 10:36 AM (K0jo2)

268 How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (kXYt5)

269 How 'bout them Icelanders, eh whut!?
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Make Greenland green again!

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (MIKMs)

270 Lin-duh, I think your daughter could run a shooting club.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (Y+l9t)

271 My essential French Toast breakfast is Bastille Day

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 10:38 AM (2JoB8)

272 Baby deer just wants to be friends.( Video) I hope its mother found it again:

tinyurl.com/33x6mk7v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:38 AM (FZ2cV)

273 How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?
Posted by: Muldoon

Hum a few bars and we'll join in when we can...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:38 AM (tp5ES)

274 264 Entertainment is not a place where there is no where else to go. That's reserved for things like Medicare, the DMV, or the power company.

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:38 AM (ONvIw)

275 And says "Sock it to me"
Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 10:31 AM (arJlL)

*big smile, then assumes double overhead peace sign pose*

Posted by: RM Nixon at July 02, 2022 10:38 AM (4I/2K)

276 Don’t forget the Portugees!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (rzOL9)

277 The Disney board is the problem. For a company of its size and prominence, the directors are nearly all relative non-entities. Which means they were chosen for other reasons. They're now self-perpetuating.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (i0slg)

278 How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?
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Honorary Polacks.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (MIKMs)

279 >>> 263 245 I found out Thursday that one of the smaller towns skirting Austinistan has a shooting club for 7th-12th graders. I'm going to try and get my daughter in when they start in the fall.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:29 AM (UUBmN)
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Excellent!
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2022 10:35 AM (0IeYL)

This is awesome.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (llON8)

280 From Nexta TV (largest eastern European media) on Twitter:

"Ukrainian media report that the wife of former MP Kotvytskyy tried to take $28 million and 1.3 million euros out of #Ukraine via #Zakarpattya. The money was found by the #Hungarian border guards and forced to declare it."

Ukraine >> Most corrupt country in the world and its largest money laundromat.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (VhE0u)

281 > making fun of the Limeys is approved can we make fun of the Frogs too?

Je me rends!

Posted by: Monsieur Grenouille at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (bW8dp)

282 some more from Hochul (from politico):

"If the federal government will not have sweeping laws to protect us, then our states and our governors have a moral responsibility to do what we can and have laws that protect our citizens," Hochul said, condemning the "insanity of the gun culture that has now possessed everyone, all the way up even to the Supreme Court."

[I am guessing this means that the states must do whatever they can to protect us from guns.]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (Ynyl9)

283 One can opt for a screen free life or turn to the vintage stuff. My grandsons do not watch Disney. There is no plan to go

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (ONvIw)

284 Q: How many Estonians does it take to make a potato latke?
A: One to three depending on the size of the kitchen.

Okay, I guess Estonians jus aren't very funny.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (kXYt5)

285 How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (kXYt5)


That's because they are just better dressed Polacks. Now the Litchensteinians, can be unmercifully mocked as well as the Luxembourgers.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (R5lpX)

286 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:36 AM (R5lpX)

Well, that story is from a liberal site which usually contains stories about saving the planet via some left wing schemes, but sunny skyz-which I frequently post from-regularly has stories about kind people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM (FZ2cV)

287 Major league sports have been spitting in Americans' faces for years and people still watch sportsball. Disney is betting that the current outrage is transient and they will still be able to fool the families.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2022 10:33 AM

Exactly. They will take a short term hit, weather the current storm of outrage, and depend on people's short term memories. Which is exactly what has happened with the NFL and MLB, which have gone full BLM, yet are still going strong.

Not to mention, they have completely transformed those institutions to not only support BLM with messaging propaganda, but have also setup massive funding of BLM organizations.

Every dollar fans spend on MLB or the NFL is going to support BLM, CRT, etc. Yet people like Clay Travis and every other conservatives who blasted those leagues in the past for that are now fully supporting them again. Because they push the betting on these leagues as part of their careers.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 10:41 AM (Do5/p)

288 That Disney trans man buying tampons is weird.

The entire plot apparently is baymax helping a 12 year old girl through her first period.

What the.



Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2022 10:41 AM (2jRyv)

289 Delta Air Pilots Strike for Better Contracts as Flight Disruptions Pile Up

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Exquisite timing. Skyrocketing fuel costs and a recession. Let's strike! Maybe put Delta out of business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

290 Disney is betting that the current outrage is transient and they will still be able to fool the families.
Posted by: MPPPP
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Or in my case, the HS band decides to travel to Orlando for a competition and... hey, Disney is right there! Of course the kids must be allowed to go to the parks.... I'm basically forced to pay for my kids to go. The alternative is to say no, gets them kicked out of band, and have them hate me.
Choices...choices...
I did seriously consider the proper choice but when the band experience is your kids favorite part of school, it's hard to say no. And there are several other families that attend my church having the same dilemma. Several moms are going as chaperones so I know they will keep an eye out on my kids.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:42 AM (UUBmN)

291 Great to hear positive news from you, FenelonSpoke

Posted by: KT at July 02, 2022 10:42 AM (rrtZS)

292
Exquisite timing. Skyrocketing fuel costs and a recession. Let's strike! Maybe put Delta out of business.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Longshoreman in Western USA: Hey, hold my beer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (tp5ES)

293 Honorary Polacks.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:39 AM (MIKMs)


Horde mind.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (R5lpX)

294 Sounds like Hochul doesn't understand the notion of our Constitutional enumerated rights and how federalism works.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (kXYt5)

295 re 256: them's the NY ice hockey team, right? Or am I confusing them with someone else?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (Ynyl9)

296 290. By high school they can more easily see through the indoctrination and enjoy the rides. The Cinderella with a beard can be laughed at

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (ONvIw)

297 This is the sunny skyz site. and in the section called "inspiring stories" linked at top people send in stories about kindnesses they've done-or better yet-kindnesses they've witnessed from others:

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM (FZ2cV)

298 Finally, a Saturday morning coffee thread post that speaks directly to ME!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 10:44 AM (NWBBy)

299 Sounds like Hochul doesn't understand the notion of our Constitutional enumerated rights and how federalism works.
Posted by: Muldoon

Oh, she does. She knows the court cases will take years to get through so she can screw NYers for a long time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:44 AM (tp5ES)

300
How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (kXYt5)

__________

Lithuania: the dagger pointed at the heart of Russia

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 10:45 AM (/U27+)

301 > How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?

There are a lot of stereotypes about "Litvaks" in the Jewish community, but maybe those are specifically about Lithuanian Jews.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (bW8dp)

302 This is the sunny skyz site. and in the section called "inspiring stories" linked at top people send in stories about kindnesses they've done-or better yet-kindnesses they've witnessed from others:

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I prefer the aura of viciousness at this site.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (XG2Fi)

303 Greetings from Canada linked in my sock.

"Bacon Stuffed Brioche French Toast Sticks" -- perfect for dipping in MAPLE SYRUP!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (yikp0)

304 Sounds like Hochul doesn't understand the notion of our Constitutional enumerated rights and how federalism works

I'm sure more than half of our population needs a civics class!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (K0jo2)

305 Disney can weather the storm all they want but cartoons about girls periods ain't gonna cut it no matter how many fights and explosions there are.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (2jRyv)

306 There was chatter yesterday about how the Media declared Ketanji Brown Jackson the first Black on SCOTUS, forgetting Clarence on purpose but omitting Thurgood out od ignorance.

Has anyone heard of Charles Hamilton Houston?

Pioneering civil rights lawyer, his decades long strategy ended "separate but equal." Valedictorian at Amherst; first Black on the Harvard Law Review.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (i0slg)

307 301. Indeed they are

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

308 By high school they can more easily see through the indoctrination and enjoy the rides. The Cinderella with a beard can be laughed at
Posted by: CN

Teach them to quietly giggle and/or laugh.
Ridicule is best.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (tp5ES)

309 Major league sports have been spitting in Americans' faces for years and people still watch sportsball. Disney is betting that the current outrage is transient and they will still be able to fool the families.

.....


Attendance is down in every one of the big four, save for the NFL, which ended a 3 year attendance drop with a slight uptick last year. College football attendance continues to drop.

Last year's Super Bowl had 34.3 million viewers as compared to 52.2 million in 2011. That is a 35% drop in ten years. NBA Finals viewership was down around 40% from 2015. NHL Finals down 20% from 2019. World Series the 2nd lowest ratings since Nielsen started tracking.

Not all of that is attributable to politics, obviously pandemic restrictions and rising costs of attendance are significant factors. But alienating a portion of society doesn't help.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (NSWcw)

310 His strategy was to first attack segregated state-run institutions, especially professional schools. With a long string of wins he then went after ordinary schools. He would have argued Brown but he died the year before at age 54. Thurgood was his protege and he picked up the baton.

It wasn't just nine white guys in robes waking up one day and deciding to do the right thing.

We don't even know our own heroes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (i0slg)

311 "If the federal government will not have sweeping laws to protect us, then our states and our governors have a moral responsibility to do what we can and have laws that protect our citizens," Hochul said, condemning the "insanity of the gun culture that has now possessed everyone, all the way up even to the Supreme Court."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 02, 2022 10:40 AM

Democrats like Hochul are the ones responsible for the nation's gun violence. The areas of the nation with the most gun violence are the Democrat-controlled cities with the strictest "gun-control" laws in the nation. In addition, Democrats like Hochul in every Democrat-controlled city refuse to enforce current "gun-control" laws or enforce most crime laws in general. Which serves to incentivize crime.

Thus, logic would dictate that the simple way to stop gun violence is to (1) strip every "gun-control" law in every city and (2) enforce every crime law on the books.

But Democrats refuse to do that. Which proves they don't give a damn about gun violence.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (Do5/p)

312 I did seriously consider the proper choice but when the band experience is your kids favorite part of school, it's hard to say no. And there are several other families that attend my church having the same dilemma. Several moms are going as chaperones so I know they will keep an eye out on my kids.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:42 AM (UUBmN)

For what it's worth, I have a particularly strong hatred for high school band/choir entities. I think those people are sometimes more insidious than soccer and softball coaches at indoctrinating young girls into their particular cult.

Or to put it another way, the soccer and softball coaches are recruiters for the gays, the band/choir leaders are recruiters for the hetero skanks.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (NWBBy)

313 By high school they can more easily see through the indoctrination and enjoy the rides. The Cinderella with a beard can be laughed at
Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:43 AM

Ewwww. How big is its glass slipper?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (ftFVW)

314 Go ahead and mock me. Make my day.

Posted by: Duchy of Grand Fenwick at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K)

315 308 exactly. Tranny is transvestite tyranny, and needs our ridicule

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

316 It's sorta' weird how all of a sudden this "Liberal World Order" shit just popped up. Almost as if a signal was given. I guess it's a rebranded "Great Reset" or "Green New Deal" sort of thing. Still, someone with a bit of gumption ought to ask just what exactly the term Liberal World Order means. And why they presume it will have to be "liberal."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM (BFigT)

317 Here's another nice story from "Sunny Skyz"New Friends at the ice cream truck":

http://tinyurl.com/2p89r58f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM (FZ2cV)

318 313 about a 12

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM (ONvIw)

319 Valedictorian at Amherst; first Black on the Harvard Law Review.
Posted by: Ignoramus

I thought they ruled Obama was first in all things Harvard Law?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM (tp5ES)

320 There's a whole branch of humor devoted to Latvian jokes.

What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Man sits in broken cottage with daughter. Man is cold and hungry. Man not have potato for days.
"Knock, knock" is heard at door.
"Who there is" man say.
"Politburo"
"Politburo who" say man.
Politburo burst in cottage rape daughter. Man now cold, hungry and sad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 02, 2022 10:49 AM (bW8dp)

321 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:46 AM (NSWcw)

I'm currently having withdrawals because I'm boycotting Wimbledon this year for banning Russian and Belarusian players. Fortunately no other tournament thought to do something so stupid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 10:49 AM (wX56x)

322 I'm sure more than half of our population needs a civics class!
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We have Social Studies now, Comrade. Check your privilege.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:49 AM (MIKMs)

323 Also they hey girls it's normal to talk to a non-family member adult male (yeah it's a robot but he's a grown up guy) is totally normal and not groomery.

No adult males are interested in knowing when girls hit puberty. All perfectly safe.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 02, 2022 10:50 AM (2jRyv)

324 I thought they ruled Obama was first in all things Harvard Law?

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Yeah. "Lecturer" is the apex of the academic hierarchy there. Just above Cafeteria Lady.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 10:50 AM (XG2Fi)

325 5) Enjoy French toast with 100% pure maple syrup

Done. About 90 minutes ago.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 02, 2022 10:50 AM (WcGJT)

326 By high school they can more easily see through the indoctrination and enjoy the rides. The Cinderella with a beard can be laughed at
Posted by: CN at July
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This is true! One son calls "pride week" clown week. The other is less outspoken but has his head on straight as far as leftist go.
It just kills me that I'm directly giving money to Disney, on a moral level. I know it happens unknowingly when I buy something but when I know directly that I am giving them money...🤨🤬🤯🤯🤯

Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:50 AM (UUBmN)

327 Libertarians hardest hit:

The largest cryptocurrency exchange in the U.S., Coinbase, has been reportedly selling Immigrations and Customs Enforcement tools to track and identify cryptocurrency users, a stunning new report from The Intercept revealed this week.

Just like Canada's banks working with the Feds against Freedom Convoy members and donors.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (yikp0)

328 Had a conversation with a friend about the insanity of the USA politics. We never really talk politics. He thinks that there are crazies on both sides, yeah maybe but it is 20-1 differential. He thinks that grooming kids is a republican fantasy and hate the pronoun thing the leftists are forcing on us. He wants the government to fix the crises that government has made, specifically democrat run government but again thinks it is both sides fault.

All OK, not my views but at least withing the zone of reality. BUT the kicker is he thinks it is all religion's fault for our mess and that if they paid taxes the $35 trillion in debt would be eliminated. We moved to another subject when I did some maths for him on the absurdity of how much religion was making even fi taxed at 25%. And this guy is a reasonable democrat in is mind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (WKPeU)

329 Ewwww. How big is its glass slipper?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 02, 2022 10:47 AM (ftFVW)


Big enough that if you have a foot fetish, you'll be in High Heaven.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (R5lpX)

330 Good morning.
Yes. I am a magnificent little sunbeam. Now where is my damned coffee???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (anj39)

331 Ace said yesterday "If they can just rid themselves of this turbulent anti-priest, then the Rubes will calm down and accept reason and accept their place as The Ruled, not the Rulers, and finally start obeying the neocon branch of the neoliberal establishment Uniparty again.

I don't think they're right. I sure hope they're not right."

I thought this way until 2020. I was wrong, the Uniparty was right. After the Five Years of Complete Betrayal, I figured there's no way the Right would come back to the fold. But, they *immediately* did. They'll celebrate their "big win" in a few months, complain about more cuck betrayals for a couple years, then line up for more abuse in '24.

Plantation mentality. The GOP understands it's base much better than I do (or Ace).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (IXpV7)

332 The glass slipper lets you see all the hair on the toes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (XG2Fi)

333 So some covfefe, some strawberry rhubarb jam on english muffin, eggs, bacon, then a 45 minute mountain bike ride through oil country.

And its not even 10... going to do some things.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (AHeqJ)

334 A friend was bringing her brother’s brand new SeaDoo over this morning and stopped to top off the gas. Guess which tank she added gas to? Thankfully another boater at the marina saw it what happened she tried to crank it up! Oy.

Posted by: Squid at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (O25kb)

335 I’ll admit it, I’ve never liked French toast. Soggy bread, yech.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (rzOL9)

336 PI'm currently having withdrawals because I'm boycotting Wimbledon this year for banning Russian and Belarusian players. Fortunately no other tournament thought to do something so stupid.


This should be the most exciting time in tennis history. Serena chasing Margaret Court's record. Nadal and Djokovic battling out history.

And yet with the nonsense the Australian Open pulled in addition to Wimbledon's bs, I haven't watched a match this year.

It's a crying shame.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (NSWcw)

337 I'm currently having withdrawals because I'm boycotting Wimbledon this year for banning Russian and Belarusian players. Fortunately no other tournament thought to do something so stupid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 10:49 AM (wX56x)

Essentially, every Western country has been doing stupid shite these past few years (I know, I know), and this is England's version. It's silly and pointless, but that's England. Whereas Australia is turning into fascist jackboots, and America is.... well, everyone here knows what we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (NWBBy)

338 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (1n+EO)

Hadn't seen you for a few days...worried that gator in MB may have gotten you.

Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2022 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

339 Yes. I am a magnificent little sunbeam. Now where is my damned coffee???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM

But do you have a pocket full of sunshine?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 02, 2022 10:53 AM (ftFVW)

340 French toast with 100% pure maple syrup for breakfast and carrot chili for lunch!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 02, 2022 10:53 AM (WKPeU)

341 326 older kids will enjoy the rides. The mischief is in the costume characters and their performances. It's aimed at the little ones who believe in the " magic". Older teens will not be taken in by sinister fantasy

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

342 I prefer the aura of viciousness at this site.
Posted by: Cicero
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Cruelty. I come here for the cruelty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 10:54 AM (Bhmmq)

343 Attendance is down in every one of the big four, save for the NFL, which ended a 3 year attendance drop with a slight uptick last year. College football attendance continues to drop.

Polis was booed at the Avalanche parade this week.

Posted by: Infidel at July 02, 2022 10:54 AM (r2IDy)

344 337 circling the drain to save Ukraine

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

345 Obama got on the Harvard Law Review through a competition on editing articles to fit "Bluebook" style, which had a minority set-aside. It's as nerdish as it sounds.

He got to be President thereof, because Derrick Bell, creator of Critical Race Theory, was a Professor run amok at the time, and there was pressure for an historic first.

The woman who got passed over wound up doing all the work.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 10:55 AM (i0slg)

346 By high school they can more easily see through the indoctrination and enjoy the rides. The Cinderella with a beard can be laughed at
Posted by: CN at July
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This is true! One son calls "pride week" clown week. The other is less outspoken but has his head on straight as far as leftist go.
It just kills me that I'm directly giving money to Disney, on a moral level. I know it happens unknowingly when I buy something but when I know directly that I am giving them money...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:50 AM (UUBmN)

Here's the thing though, the indoctrinators aren't going after YOUR kids. They're going after the ones who are vulnerable, and it's terribly effective, what they do.

If your children are immune to it, that's wonderful, but my daughter was ripe for the picking, and was.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 10:55 AM (NWBBy)

347 Oh, she does. She knows the court cases will take years to get through so she can screw NYers for a long time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 10:44 AM

Yep, basically the "ask for forgiveness, rather than ask for permission". And then 2-3-4-5 years later when the court decision finally rejects the law, there will be no asking for forgiveness. And all the people who ended up losing their rights and liberty and guns under the law while waiting for the court case decision will not get any of that back.

Just go read that red flag law case that alexthechick shared two weeks ago.* Where some bitter scrunt got her ex's guns taken away from him by throwing false allegations about him in court. He had his guns taken away and then after months of court nonsense and thousands of dollars in cost to prove beyond a doubt that the allegations were false, he still didn't get all his guns back.

*https://bit.ly/3yefUgs

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 10:56 AM (Do5/p)

348 But do you have a pocket full of sunshine?
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He's walkin' on it. And don't it feel good.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 10:57 AM (MIKMs)

349 I’ll admit it, I’ve never liked French toast. Soggy bread, yech.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM (rzOL9)


Then someone isn't doing it right.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 10:58 AM (R5lpX)

350 I was wrong, the Uniparty was right. After the Five Years of Complete Betrayal, I figured there's no way the Right would come back to the fold. But, they *immediately* did. They'll celebrate their "big win" in a few months, complain about more cuck betrayals for a couple years, then line up for more abuse in '24.

Plantation mentality. The GOP understands it's base much better than I do (or Ace).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2022 10:51 AM (IXpV7)


I have been saying this for a long time, YD. This whole 'red wave' bullshit is music to the Uniparty's ears. They realize that the Dems have given them a unique gift - possible control of congress without ever having to offer a program of their own! Anybody expecting the GOP to do anything other than offer token resistance to Stinkfinger is living in a fool's paradise.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2022 10:59 AM (2JVJo)

351 340
Tuck and hide! Incoming CBD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 02, 2022 10:59 AM (bTpeC)

352 I'm currently having withdrawals because I'm boycotting Wimbledon this year for banning Russian and Belarusian players. Fortunately no other tournament thought to do something so stupid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Are Belarusians Russians with bells, or big bellies ?

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 11:00 AM (arJlL)

353 And why they presume it will have to be "liberal."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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There are no Liberals anymore. Moynihan was the last of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2022 11:00 AM (FyHyH)

354 346. My grandsons are young. The seven year old is susceptible to make believe. Screen free summer, here. They watch sports on TV occasionally, but little else. We had to dump Octonauts when it went all global warming all the time, which was a slick trick for a human free show

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 11:01 AM (ONvIw)

355 Hochul was a non-entity from Buffalo who Andy picked as sop to the upper state, which is practically West Virginia.

Hochul started in a weak position and has to cover her Left flank in NYC, so she'll say and do anything.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 02, 2022 11:01 AM (i0slg)

356 do anything.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Anything? Looks at her again. I'll pass.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:02 AM (tp5ES)

357 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2022 10:59 AM (2JVJo)

Predicting the worse I guess has its purposes. Not my preferred mode of living .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 02, 2022 11:02 AM (wX56x)

358 The glass slipper lets you see all the hair on the toes.[/ii]

*******

For Cinderfella it would be more like glass clodhoppers, no?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (kXYt5)

359 Blessings: 10 months to the day after Ida, fam and I moved back into our repaired home. Too many thanks for family, friends, strangers who helped, and new friends I paid a shit ton of money to for the repairs.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (BsoVM)

360 Tuck and hide! Incoming CBD!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 02, 2022 10:59 AM (bTpeC)


No worries. CBD is on vacation and probably won't see the desecration of his beloved Maple Syrup by us uncouth Hordians.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (R5lpX)

361 Are Belarusians Russians with bells, or big bellies ?

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 11:00 AM (arJlL)

More or less...Ukrainians are Russian, too...they just don't like to admit it.

Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (AwYPR)

362 Here's what's worse for professional sports, inflation and the recession are likely to gut them even further, as families begin to scale back entertainment budgets.

They could perhaps hope to recoup some of their viewership on television, but the pandemic showed that even people being relegated to their couches won't necessarily make them turn on their televisions.

While this isn't likely to effect the leagues themselves, as they have guaranteed television contracts, sports networks that have invested heavily in broadcast rights are going to be seriously hurting.

ESPN lost 10% of its subscription base last year, while simultaneously bidding $3 billion contract for the rights to broadcast SEC football over 10 years. They paid 5 times what CBS did during the last 10 year cycle.

If you want Disney/MSM to go broke, keep cutting those cords, it's happening. Death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 11:04 AM (NSWcw)

363 uncouth Hordians.
Posted by: That Guy

Looks around, quietly shuffles back a bit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:04 AM (tp5ES)

364 Oops, forgot the link to silly 80s --

Walking on Sunshine, Katrina and the Waves (for some value of Brit 'sunshine')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 11:04 AM (MIKMs)

365 But do you have a pocket full of sunshine?
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He's walkin' on it. And don't it feel good.


*******

On my shoulders, makes me happy.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 11:05 AM (kXYt5)

366 Break time over, back to truck

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 11:05 AM (2JoB8)

367 @350

>> Anybody expecting the GOP to do anything other than offer token resistance to Stinkfinger is living in a fool's paradise.

The GOP is the John Durham of Paul Ryan's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2022 11:06 AM (X42kT)

368 Would rather bash Fidel Trudeau than the entire country of Canada.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (2NHgQ)

A country that elects that POS is not a serious country anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 11:06 AM (u4Cyc)

369 "Here's what's worse for professional sports, inflation and the recession are likely to gut them even further, as families begin to scale back entertainment budgets."

It's why the pro leagues are going woke: Chasing that sweet, sweet AWFL $$$ (the A anyway). Between the salaries, the stadium deals, and such, even billionaires can't really afford that side show.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at July 02, 2022 11:07 AM (BsoVM)

370 >>> 368 Would rather bash Fidel Trudeau than the entire country of Canada.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (2NHgQ)

A country that elects that POS is not a serious country anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 11:06 AM (u4Cyc)

We "elected" Joe Biden.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 02, 2022 11:07 AM (llON8)

371 It's sorta' weird how all of a sudden this "Liberal World Order" shit just popped up. Almost as if a signal was given. I guess it's a rebranded "Great Reset" or "Green New Deal" sort of thing. Still, someone with a bit of gumption ought to ask just what exactly the term Liberal World Order means. And why they presume it will have to be "liberal."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2022 10:48 AM

No different than the transition from "global cooling" to "global warming" to "climate change". The end goal stays the same, they just change the name.

The Left does this with everything, every issue. They never change their actions, they simply change the narrative about what they are doing.

Think back to when Project Veritas exposed ACORN and their voter fraud. People thought that was some big win, when it did nothing more than have all those people change the name of their voter fraud operation and keep on going.

Remember the 2008 economy crash, in part due to CDOs. Banking system simply changed the name of CDOs and kept on with business as usual.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 11:07 AM (Do5/p)

372 365 Gack. That’s one John Denver song I didn’t need to be reminded of, Muldoon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 11:08 AM (rzOL9)

373 More or less...Ukrainians are Russian, too...they just don't like to admit it.
Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (AwYPR)

It's almost like the left sees all white people as white people, until it's convenient for them to artificially separate one group of white people from another.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 11:08 AM (NWBBy)

374 Ah, Muldoon! Cinderfella is a great moniker. Made my morning.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 02, 2022 11:08 AM (ftFVW)

375 While this isn't likely to effect the leagues themselves, as they have guaranteed television contracts, sports networks that have invested heavily in broadcast rights are going to be seriously hurting.
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I think the money is in the betting and the leagues and teams get their cut. Not illegal any more.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 02, 2022 11:08 AM (MIKMs)

376 Your best bet for PS5 at sane pricing is to sign up for one from the Amazon and Sony waitlists and have any of your friends and family who don't want one sign up as well. Then when it pops up transfer them the money and have them buy it for you.
Posted by: ravenshrike at July 02, 2022 09:11 AM (Sn8FP)

Or buy a nice handgun instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 11:09 AM (u4Cyc)

377 "Here's what's worse for professional sports, inflation and the recession are likely to gut them even further, as families begin to scale back entertainment budgets."

Posted by: Legion of Boom

Bread and circuses... the cost of the bread is increasing and the circuses are not drawing the crowds.
Yea...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:09 AM (tp5ES)

378 One more final harbinger, then I will leave the topic alone.

Youth sports participation among 6-12 year olds from 2008 to 2018 was down 16%.

I don't cheer this on, because I love sports. But the long term prognosis is not good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 02, 2022 11:09 AM (NSWcw)

379 Not going to be tested; but, I was thinking about going and getting some horse paste just in case.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:22 AM (oK3pW)

You can buy "human" IVM in pill form from the pharmacies in Los Algodones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 11:12 AM (u4Cyc)

380
Youth sports participation among 6-12 year olds from 2008 to 2018 was down 16%.

I don't cheer this on, because I love sports. But the long term prognosis is not good.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Why encourage your daughter to play sports when she'll be competing with the boys when she gets to the top of her game?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:13 AM (tp5ES)

381 It's why the pro leagues are going woke: Chasing that sweet, sweet AWFL $$$ (the A anyway). Between the salaries, the stadium deals, and such, even billionaires can't really afford that side show.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at July 02, 2022 11:07 AM (BsoVM)

Walmart just paid... what, four billion for the Broncos?

They'll just pass the costs onto everyone. That bag of China made socks used to cost you the LOW LOW price of $2. Now it's the LOW LOW LOW price of $4, on sale.

People will hardly notice.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 11:13 AM (NWBBy)

382 But do you have a pocket full of sunshine?
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He's walkin' on it. And don't it feel good.

*******

On my shoulders, makes me happy.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 11:05 AM (kXYt5)
***

This is the Northwest. Summer was last week.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2022 11:13 AM (anj39)

383 pharmacies in Los Algodones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thanks, the trip there is out of the question until I feel better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:13 AM (tp5ES)

384 More or less...Ukrainians are Russian, too...they just don't like to admit it.
Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2022 11:03 AM (AwYPR)


Perhaps it's the "Russians" that are actually Ukrainians. Way back in ancient history, Kiev was a major city and trading hub between Western Europe and the Eurasian continent. Meanwhile, Moscow and the surrounding areas were heavily forested land full of Brigands and Kulacks.

Or so I read one time.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 11:14 AM (R5lpX)

385 374 wasn't that a Jerry Lewis movie?

Posted by: CN at July 02, 2022 11:14 AM (ONvIw)

386 But do you have a pocket full of sunshine?
=====
He's walkin' on it. And don't it feel good.

*******

On my shoulders, makes me happy.
------------------------------------------
Let the sun shine in.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 02, 2022 11:14 AM (ftFVW)

387 Gack. That’s one John Denver song I didn’t need to be reminded of, Muldoon.
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It's better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 02, 2022 11:15 AM (yikp0)

388 NOOD KT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:15 AM (tp5ES)

389 Plenty of sunshine goin my way,
Zippidee doo dah, zippidee-ay!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2022 11:17 AM (rzOL9)

390 Why encourage your daughter to play sports when she'll be competing with the boys when she gets to the top of her game?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 11:13 AM (tp5ES)

Girl sports: Come for the lesbian sexual harassment and grooming, stay for the rapes in the locker room by girls with penises.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 11:17 AM (NWBBy)

391 “Liberal World Order"

The ultimate oxymoron…..with all due respect to morons.

Posted by: 7man at July 02, 2022 11:18 AM (qwO6y)

392 Speaking of governors and head-scratching moments:

In response to SCOTUS ruling on Dobbs:

Governor Jared Polis stated that politicians should not be involved in healthcare decisions. “We will continue to choose freedom, stand against government control over our bodies, and will not retreat to an archaic era where the powerful few controlled the freedoms over our bodies and health decisions.

This is the same Gov. Polis who issued roughly 400 executive orders during the first 18 months of COVID, demonstrating his commitment to stand against government control over our bodies. /s

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 11:19 AM (kXYt5)

393 Essentially, every Western country has been doing stupid shite these past few years (I know, I know), and this is England's version. It's silly and pointless, but that's England. Whereas Australia is turning into fascist jackboots, and America is.... well, everyone here knows what we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2022 10:52 AM

MLB players are not allowed to play in Toronto against the Blue Jays if they are not "vaccinated". So there is a special "COVID Injury List" or some such on which MLB teams put any players who are not "vaccinated" during their team's series in Toronto.

There was a segment on MLB Network the other night where the panelists of two former MLB players -- one was Billy Ripken, not sure of the other -- insinuated that any non-"vaccinated" players were not good teammates.

Oh of course they prefaced their comments with "I believe everyone can make their own choices, but..." And this is the narrative everywhere. There is no one in any sport who would challenge those statements on air and say "the government of Canada is the institution in the wrong, mandating a shot which does not even prevent infection or spread of a virus."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 02, 2022 11:20 AM (Do5/p)

394 "Peruvian firefighters put out forest fire that came within 10 kilometres [6 miles IIRC] of ancient Inca city of Machu Picchu."

No smartass quipu from you guys about this. This is serious stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 02, 2022 11:22 AM (yikp0)

395 How come I never hear of anybody mocking the Lithuanians?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 10:37 AM (kXYt5)

Have you read about what the Lit's are doing to Kalliningrad? Vlad the invader just might be ready to up the game.

I don't think anyone will like the results.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 02, 2022 11:23 AM (1DgE4)

396 Yes, Clyde, and women coming to Justin's Canada to have their "life-saving" abortions will also have to be vaxxed.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 02, 2022 11:24 AM (yikp0)

397 Choices...choices...
I did seriously consider the proper choice but when the band experience is your kids favorite part of school, it's hard to say no. And there are several other families that attend my church having the same dilemma. Several moms are going as chaperones so I know they will keep an eye out on my kids.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 10:42 AM (UUBmN)

Could you arrange for one of the Florida Morons to take them to the range for a day instead?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2022 11:32 AM (N91v1)

398 AOP,
I wish, but it is a big group and they don't allow the kids to go do separate things like that. They assign them to a smaller group that is allowed to wander the park and go on rides but they have to stay together and meet up to check in at certain times.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 02, 2022 11:57 AM (UUBmN)

399

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY
...._ _ _ WEEKEND

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2022 12:06 PM (8E/wP)

400 Biden Advisor: Americans Just Need To Be "Reminded", Of "Progress" As 85% Say Country On Wrong Track

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Well, there was, uh . . . And then, uh . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 02, 2022 12:07 PM (FVME7)

401 All you fellow-morons looking specifically for chicken thighs and finding only chicken legs: there's nothing "Odd" about that. Apparently there are lots of people, not just you, who specifically want thighs, not legs, or wings, or quarters. The problem is that the other thigh-hunters got there first.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 02, 2022 12:17 PM (p6eON)

402 75 How much C-4 would it take to take out power lines supplying electricity to Northern California? This has been in my thoughts lately. Dittos Manhattan.
Posted by: Head puddin

Point of Order:
Northern California supplies a lot of power to Southern California through hydroelectric generation: see Shasta Dam. Whiskey Town Dam. The electric grid includes dams on the Columbia River in Oregon.
I have contended for many years that six people, acting in concert, could paralyze the entire West Coast in a week through sabotage of the water system, communications, and electrical grid. C4 would not be required.
Re. NY: The First Nations Peoples of Canada own hydroelectric facilities that probably supply some power to the North Eastern US. NY shut down the nuclearvreactorvthat supplied, IIRC, 20% of their electricity. The grid fragile.
The veil of civilization is gauzimer thin and fragile as Nancy's smile.

Posted by: waepnedmann at July 03, 2022 12:35 AM (ZicuV)

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