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Australian Horse-Breeding Heiress Arrested For Having Sex with 14-Year-Old Boy, Four Times In One Day
Oh, how I remember the days of Four Times in One Day.
Made possible by the correlated ability of One Time In Thirty Seconds. Of course, there was no Horse Breeding Heiress involved at that time. Supply greatly exceeded demand, let's say. It was a real buyers' market, except that there were no buyers.An Australian horse heiress is saddled with charges after being accused of having sex with a 14-year-old boy four times in a single day. Savannah Daisley, 45, faced Waverley Local Court in Sydney on Tuesday on child sex abuse allegations, with Judge Jaqueline Milledge denying her bail over the "quite disturbing" allegations. The glamorous mother of two, who is the daughter of famed Aussie horse breeder Ross Daisley, strongly denies the accusations and intends to plead not guilty. Cops claim an unbridled Daisley molested the minor four times before 5 p.m. on May 20 last year. It's unclear whether the pair were known to each other prior to the alleged acts.Wait -- all before 5pm? Now I'm impressed. Kid's got the refractory period of a black-tailed jackrabbit.
Quick question: Why would a 14-year-old boy you have no family relation to have feelings of "spite" towards you? Why would he have any emotions towards you at all? This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place. "He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger? A recording of a phone call indicates that there is more to this charge than "spite." She admits to kissing him in the call.
Daisley's defense lawyer cried neigh -- arguing that the accusations against his socialite client were made "in spite," and that it was an "oath vs. oath" case.
"But she says, 'I thought you were going to call the police on me, I thought we had placed this in a little box and thrown it deep into the sea,'" the prosecutor told the court. "[The officer's] instruction to me was the phone call was quite damning to her. The facts are that admissions were made that were captured on telephone intercept and it is a quite serious matter." ... Daisley's Instagram account has been deleted, but a screenshot of a recent post, obtained by news.com.au, features a caption penned by the heiress revealing she was 223 days sober. The post also reveals that she had "walked away from her partner of 8 years."Probably couldn't "go" four times a day by 5pm.
Daisley is a trained naturopath who founded the business Smart Cleanse, which offers various 14-day detox plans. The company website reads: "Over a number of years, Savannah has helped tens of thousands of people detoxify their bodies, lose weight, heal their digestion, improve strength and fitness, eliminate stress, reverse the aging process, overcome various adverse health conditions through the benefits of detoxification, and is passionate about doing so."I wonder if that cleanse helped increase this kid's performance. I'm ordering, I'll have a review in a future GAINZZZ post. Okay I've kept you p3rverts in suspense long enough. These are glammed-up professional shots but... sure, why not.
More pictures here, including a bikini picture.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 04:16 PM (Do5/p)
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I hate the press.
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Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (0V/8D)
She looks a bit too "dusky" for my tastes, but, sure, why not.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (K9bbp)
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Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (jhAhX)
Posted by: The Paolo at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (3Cm3c)
I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (3Cm3c)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (ewtk7)
Posted by: Boy's obnoxious cousin at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (5HS1y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (K9bbp)
7x in one night, between 9pm and 2.30 am
Never to be repeated, though often attempted.
The moral of that story is don't try. They just end up disappointed after what would have been a good showing.
Man, to be that vigorous again.
BTW, she's a one
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (B4RJp)
Posted by: Jordan61
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I don't get it either.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (FBkLm)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (YIVH2)
I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)
How can you be sure that you are a woman?
Posted by: Justice Kentanji Brown jackson at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (mZOHK)
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We should all bridle at this type of behavior. Being rich shouldn't give someone free rein to do anything one wants.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (jhAhX)
She's not bad for 48 yo.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL)
That's not impressive.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0Xe/H)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)
...and her Colon must be pristine.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)
What could be more frightening than meeting such a lady when I was 14. Maybe meeting more than one such lady?
Posted by: havel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (PRDNR)
what a blinkered view.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL
Because you're normal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (mE7cY)
This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place.
"He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?
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Yup, that's been my assessment for a while now, too. I guess there are scenarios where it could happen - he's the groundskeeper's kid and they know each other because they're in the same spaces a lot or something like that - but it doesn't seem hugely likely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)
Wouldn't say no decades later, either. These days I'd have a bit of trouble going four times before dinner, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson
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Unlike you, we're not retards.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (FBkLm)
I LOLed because I was already wondering where the pics and links were before I even got to them, patient bastard that I am.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (GwxCX)
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"Eat fruits and veggies for 30 days. Thank you for the $500 fee for this advice."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (kxFWR)
Posted by: Jordan61
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I don't get it either.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05
I mean, have you smelled one? Yuck.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (5HS1y)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL)
Does that include foreplay?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (EKGgi)
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (haWye)
(Blech)
Yeah, adults preying on 14 year olds is always wrong, regardless on the relative hotness of the predator.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (BZcp2)
Posted by: What?ever at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mi6L2)
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A post where the puns start in the content. Too late to close the barn door now.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (fs1hN)
...and her Colon must be pristine.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)
Well, yeah, it was.
Posted by: 14 year old boy, name redacted because he is a minor at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (OgrpQ)
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Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL
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8 minutes? Ok, Superman.
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Posted by: Toad-O at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (cct0t)
Would I be upset if that was my son? Hell yes.
Would I have hit that when I was a 14 year old boy?
Yes. Like an anvil from orbit.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Beavis at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)
"We are in a war, facing an enemy that wants to destroy us. This is the right starting point: You cannot win a war if you don't know or admit you are in one."
https://bit.ly/3R98js6
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (Do5/p)
From previous thread but its useful to bring up, because...
Some stews -- "flight attendants" -- can be pretty bad about just blowing off work on a day when they partied too hard or just aren't "feeling it" that day. They aren't great about calling it in until the next morning either.
Planes cannot take off without their proper compliment of stews on board, so a lot of the delays are them scrambling to find someone to fill in.
And the unions are powerful, make it very hard to fire someone for blowing off work like that. So next time you're sitting on a delayed plane, thank the union.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (llsW/)
She took this simple man's downfall in hand,
I raised the flag that she unfurled...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (yikp0)
And, They're off!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: lancewing plover at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (89T5c)
Yeah, I *maybe* could do *it* four times when I was 14. Don't ask me how many times I could do her at 18 because I'm too humble to brag.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
We had one of those horse ladies who stole over $30 million from the city of Dixon IL. Crundwell? She's out of prison already, eight years early, due to "COVID compassionate release." She lives on a nice horsie farm now,
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (qpX6U)
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That's creepy and weird right there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (WWh8n)
good times
Posted by: lancewing plover at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (l8gTz)
She was forcing horses to do ballet or what?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Disney casting director at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (WSrpw)
and
34 Someone on Breitbart reported that the victim has passed away after being high-fived to death by his buddies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (guGkK)
... are the two best comments so far.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (0V/8D)
Chick has fake tits.
'Quick question: Why would a 14-year-old boy you have no family relation to have feelings of "spite" towards you? Why would he have any emotions towards you at all?
This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place.
"He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?"'
To be fair, 14 year olds get angry for really stupid reasons. And at the risk of sounding like I'm defending an alleged pedo, albeit one with very nice fake tits, it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)
A lot of addicts are that way because they are naturally inclined to be addictive. Like the AA meeting where they all talk about staying off booze while wolfing down donuts by the fist full and drinking oceans of coffee. Its just a matter of WHAT they are addicted to, not if.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (GSEqA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (OgrpQ)
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That's creepy and weird right there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (WWh8n)
Certainly indicates a guilty mind.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)
I heard that she is tack-y.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Or her husband looks like a horse?
Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (Wf6ai)
If they don't have enough stewardesses, who would snarl at the passengers?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (/NCI4)
Pristine Colon opened for Horse Heiress at the Worcester Centrum in 1987.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: What?ever at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mi6L2)
Did you see him before he shaved his peach fuzz?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (vN+oL)
That's "one" day. Not five times "A" day.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (JkmXv)
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)
Posted by: try the Savannah Daisley Cocaine Cleanse! at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB8)
btw, biden is now at bush-iraq-lows for approval ratings.
Mission accomplished, indeed.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (K9bbp)
When are we going to send troops into Ukraine then to help Biden's approval rating and "bring down gas prices"?
Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Rl7KJ)
eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL
TBH, I can't imagine 14yo me going for the mom thing.
I mean, any port in a storm and that period between puberty and "manhood" can be pretty stormy, but she's a mom.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (ewtk7)
14 seems so wrong . 15 is not so much.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (0SIeT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (llsW/)
There are worse things to be addicted to than doughnuts and coffee.
Mmmmmmm, doughnuuuuuuts!
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Wjg4t)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)
Some stews -- "flight attendants" -- can be pretty bad about just blowing off work on a day when they partied too hard or just aren't "feeling it" that day. They aren't great about calling it in until the next morning either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (llsW/)
You misspelled "sky waitress".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (n+4am)
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Should I trust her Smart Cleanse because she was able to sober up, or should I not trust her Smart Cleanse because it was created by a drunk molesteress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (WWh8n)
14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!
Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)
So, no fear of this particular scenario playing out.
Plus he’d lose interest if she didn’t skateboard or play the vid games.
So far, we’re undefeated on pederasts!! Whoo hooo!
Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (3Cm3c)
Pristine Colon opened for Horse Heiress at the Worcester Centrum in 1987.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (K9bbp)
4 times, in one day.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)
From what I can see teenage girls tend to have elaborate fantasies about highly emotional relationships between themselves and established men. Some offhand comment he makes to her feels like betrayal, even if no such relationship exists in reality.
Teenagers are an emotionally unstable bunch. You have to be careful taking what they say on face value.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (wGeit)
I hate the press.
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Don't be a neighsayer. The NY Post is doing its best.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Wf6ai)
Because it actually *is* damaging to boys too, even if a lot of Boomers don't want to hear it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)
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Sure reads that way to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (WWh8n)
Incidentally, I heard Fasting makes the worms living inside you even bigger and angrier. True?
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (K9bbp)
That grifting, ought-to-hang POS must be looking for a sixth house.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (RuRuy)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (MrZQl)
Consider that this hottie--as a breeder-- has seen, ahem, horses in an aroused state
This 14 year old kid must have impressed her.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (B3oWe)
Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)
Oh, but she was.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (vN+oL)
I used to reach that point at 16: Okay young but not as icky.
But I have been around a few 16 year olds these days and they're still little kids. Wrong, too young. Hell 25 year olds act too young these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (n+4am)
*fistbump*
Posted by: The Replacements at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)
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14-year olds (of either gender) are raging piles of hormones at that age...So yeah, they can be emotionally challenging to deal with from the perspective of an allegedly mature adult...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (YIVH2)
put down one vice and pick up another
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)
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Vice making could be a vice, I suppose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (kxFWR)
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: No Name Today at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (vlXMQ)
Welcome to the many double standards between men and women when it comes to sex.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)
I agree with Robert (looks for lightning.)
Kids are delusional.
Kids are romantic.
Kids are romantically delusional.
Even more so in this day and age where the mere emotion is enough to take the place of an act.
I am not saying she is NOT a pedo, but this could be a fantasy constructed by a disturbed kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (diceA)
She's no different than a male pedophile and should be treated the same.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)
TBF she has nicer tits.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: South Park Cops at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (GSEqA)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (qpX6U)
When are we going to send troops into Ukraine then to help Biden's approval rating and "bring down gas prices"?
Posted by: Thrawn
I think you're on to something.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (K9bbp)
eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oW
That's why I have no interaction with kids unless their parents are around and even then I'm hesitant.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (0SIeT)
damaging to acne maybe
just kidding, i think that's an old thing they used to claim, that sex cures acne.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (dXz8o)
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (zkQYL)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (mE7cY)
Hotter than a trunk full of Georgia Mail in Ballots.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (bCkFQ)
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!
Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)
It's wrong.....but it's not the same.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (xu2px)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (TvL7T)
That's "one" day. Not five times "A" day.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)
I had a girlfriend a while back and . . . . let's just say that you can be too sore to keep up the festivities.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (lf83v)
She was highly intoxicated at the time of the alleged offending, according to police allegations tendered to the court
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gVtuu)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (FZ2cV)
That's oddly specific. Plus too many words.
Where were the sexy babes sans morals when I were a lad?
Posted by: Robert laments his lamentable existence at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gja7R)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
I was getting bored and she wouldn't do butt stuff.
Posted by: the kid at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)
put down one vice and pick up another
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)
Worst problem at AA meetings was people breaking the 13th step, no banging other alcoholics.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OgrpQ)
Where were the sexy babes sans morals when I were a lad?
Posted by: Robert laments his lamentable existence at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gja7R)
++++
With your neighbor's son.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (mE7cY)
Some kids have all the luck...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Isn't that a Rod Stewart song??
***
So is "Maggie May".
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (wb1YC)
Yeah, and some make sense and are okay but sexing up kids is wrong no matter what the gender mix.
I mean you cannot get angry at teachers teaching nasty corrupt perverted crap to kids because its sex and they are too young, then high five each other over this. Sexual molestation of a minor is simply wrong, no matter who is involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (PiwSw)
14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!
Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)
Exactly. How is this any different from Ezra Miller and his 12 year olds?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (lf83v)
================
the self-discipline on the left is incredible. There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.
And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)
Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)
Now THAT might mess a kid up.
"Now I got brains all over my.....thing....Thanks Mom!"
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)
I will be her jailer, her imprisonater, her 14 y.o. boy.
I would even sneak my finger in her butt.
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (zkQYL)
eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oW
That's why I have no interaction with kids unless their parents are around and even then I'm hesitant.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (0SIeT)
That's just healthy and prudent distance. My rule is to not be alone with anyone else's kids, if at all possible to avoid. At a minimum, my kids are there, or there is another adult present.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (nByzo)
It's not, but even conservatives have gone round the bend on this one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (KFhLj)
And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)
It's not discipline. They are covering their own asses.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (Y5qcH)
And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)
Which means, lots of MSM names on the list...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (dQvv7)
Not me 😄
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (B4RJp)
i was listening to old british comedy a few weeks ago, like Moore and Cooke and old Python. One thing the Pythons (I think) had in a sketch was a drug store clerk saying, "Something for the weekend, governor?" which was apparently a coy way of suggesting that someone buy condoms.
Oh, and there were several mentions of, like, "a night with 'er would clear 'is face right up."
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: spindrift at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (h5TKJ)
No
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (Wf6ai)
It is damaging to the self-esteem.
That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)
Charging her with rape would be doing Putin's bidding
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Joey Buttafuoco at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (lf83v)
I don't know whether to be glad or sad that I'm not in the horse industry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (2JVJo)
And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)
++++
"mutual blackmail" != "self-discipline"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (TvL7T)
====================
Abbott will roll right over those county judges...
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (gVtuu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (2wimy)
Unfortunately, the counting sign outside her horse stable now reads, "0 days since last 14 year old boy molesting."
Posted by: Match Checksout at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (IK4m/)
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)
I heard she had relationships with horses...and sex with boys.
Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (K9bbp)
-----------------
If I remember correctly, Martha Davis of The Motels was a grandmother at 29........wouldn't-a-stopped me!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (a8vi6)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (SYd+p)
Posted by: convicted horse-fucker in TX at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (DTX3h)
well, sexual innocence isn't super-high on the list of male virtues. No one's ever disappointed that a guy isn't a virgin.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Wilbur at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (zkQYL)
15
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)
As soon as they will let them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Cicero
Yes
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Wf6ai)
I'd only hit that once in a day, but it's be all day. I'd hit that so hard, that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King of England.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (aOCho)
That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)
It would be damaging to the kid's self-esteem if she pointed at his little pee-shooter and laughed.
This apparently did not happen. He made love--successfully--to a WORLDLY woman.
His self-esteem is OFF THE CHARTS
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (PiwSw)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (nnp+f)
But hey, at 14 I would not have hesitated even a bit.
Tho' I would have made sure my parents never heard about it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (dXz8o)
So he's upset by 5:00?
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (wGeit)
* you know, when you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."
/
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (BFigT)
i'm willing to trade attractiveness for a certain moral flexibility
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Ellsworth "Sonny" Wisecarver at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (jRQbu)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos
"Nice"
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (sAmhv)
If you were attracted to adult women when you were 14 you must be a pedo now and should never have children
Posted by: Sara Gonzales' twitter feed at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
I'd only hit that once in a day, but it's be all day. I'd hit that so hard, that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King of England.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (aOCho)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (diceA)
15
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)
As soon as they will let them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH)
Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (mR6Gs)
There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.
And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM
I believe the list exists and is the hands of a third party who will release it the second she gets so much as a hangnail in prison.
She's dumb and wicked smart.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (dQvv7)
But hey, at 14 I would not have hesitated even a bit.
Tho' I would have made sure my parents never heard about it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mZOHK)
Eh... that's why we have laws. Because at 14 you don't know any better, and you may end up with herpes and a kid before you sex life even gets going.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (wGeit)
...no matter how they would jockey for the position.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (44ww/)
If you were attracted to adult women when you were 14 you must be a pedo now and should never have children
Posted by: Sara Gonzales' twitter feed at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (kOpft)
You have never been a 14 year old dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (mE7cY)
That's cultural, not moral. I mean, if you want to base your morals on what the society at large agrees to, then pedos teaching elementary school kids about transgenderism and homosexual activity is perfectly fine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (nnp+f)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
*Head explodes*
Posted by: AoS Morality and Vice Squad at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (gja7R)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (PiwSw)
----------------------------
There must be at least one who is tempted, and not on the list....
Obviously, the DOJ has overtly threatened and intimidated everyone into silence when it comes to embarrassing Democrat politicos. All we need is one brave soul, which means someone other than Piers Morgan.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (gVtuu)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (yikp0)
I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:
>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)
Eh... that's why we have laws. Because at 14 you don't know any better, and you may end up with herpes and a kid before you sex life even gets going.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (wGeit)
Hey, there are worse things.
Posted by: Herpes at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (mZOHK)
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!
Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)
Yes there is a double standard, and it has been that way forever. Girls can get pregnant; boys cannot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (dXz8o)
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!
14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old man: NEVER TRUMP!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (LVPjk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (lf83v)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Thatch at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (qWceQ)
That Cavuto treated him like he is a serious expert about global oil markets and the transportations needs of the country is a complete farce. Once upon a time people that were hired to fill a cabinet seat actually had years, if not decades, of direct or related experience to the cabinet position. The entire FJB cabinet is filled with complete incompetents and ideologues. FJB in a matter of months has transformed a once serious nation into a complete clown show. Mexico has more competent people running their government. But, hey, Puffer Pete sucks dick so everything is cool.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (mOs5Q)
As Ace's liver notes above, restrictions on what kids can and cannot do are because someone that age is not wise or mature enough to make a proper decision in some areas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (LVPjk)
++++
Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (OalnH)
>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)
Question for the Horde: Does ace get a *golfclap* since usually he is the motive force for the witty repartee anyway?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
I would eat her butthole.
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (zkQYL)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
=============
poor lady needs the heat turned on
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (gVtuu)
Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.
Posted by: J
Somebody might have lied to you
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (KFhLj)
THIS I would agree with as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (diceA)
OOOOOhhhhhh!!!! This close to pride week ?????
Posted by: South Park Cops at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (2cfUo)
OMG, I went down under
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Lady Macumbeth at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (Ai+ea)
That's pretty much the point guys were trying to make to her. We're not going to join the outrage party once we go 'Yeah, I'd have hit that.'
Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (0SIeT)
Morris Minor?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)
Equus Majora.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (diceA)
I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:
>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe
I whinnied
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (dXz8o)
Also, guys respond to the attention by getting erections and thus implicitly "consent."
Girls don't
HUGE difference right there
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
All freedom requires virtue and responsibility to use properly. Cast aside the latter and you lose the former.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (llsW/)
>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)
Welp, my parents would have killed the woman, and I don't like that kind of hassle. Plus if she died then I couldn't do it with her again. I was a cautious kid.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
********
I have a friend who's a grandmother at 42.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: J
I was fully developed 24/7 when I was 14.
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (zkQYL)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (Qy7kP)
Girls don't
HUGE difference right there
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
The physiological reactions for both sexes tend to occur regardless of many circumstances independent of consent. This is a rather poor argument.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (diceA)
Morris Minor?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)
Equus Majora.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (diceA)
Labia or Equus? Minora or Majora? Life is complicated.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (KAi1n)
You see the tik tok goblin "nurse" who posts her acting audition video?
She "loses a patient" and is so upset...she sets up her camera and, well, emotes for the lens. Then edits her video with captions to explain the scene. Drama! Acting!
https://youtu.be/eeeuJHH4Xqk?t=5
Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (K9bbp)
And this, Morons and 'ettes, is how true professionals pen a story.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (Qhnrt)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
But I'll bet she's been up and down the shaft a few times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (/U27+)
From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.
I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.
You know, the Kaboom kids.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (diceA)
Yeah, that's not how it works. Morality is not based on "gosh I would have been stupid too". Wisdom and experience teach us that things are a bad idea or not even if we'd have been stupid at the time.
In any case, the condemnation is on the WOMAN, not the boy. He's too young and dumb to properly handle a seduction. He gets kind of a pass even though he should have known better.
She does not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (ohkhF)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (KHRKg)
----------------------------
He went down under.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (yikp0)
From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.
I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.
You know, the Kaboom kids.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC
Ah, the mammories
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)
Yes. Cop buddy of mine said women can have those sorts of reactions while being raped, and it's the source of much unwarranted shame and humiliation.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (wGeit)
Her
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (Ai+ea)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Y5qcH)
When you're a big enough star you can get away with that kind of thing.
Posted by: Amber Heard at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (guGkK)
>>This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
I bet she smells like vanilla.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (bCkFQ)
After a few general gopher items, she announced that she needed to get something from a high shelf and asked us to hold her legs while she stood on a chair. There were three of us. We tentatively put our hands just above her knees. Mind you, we now had an unrestricted view of the promised land.
(cont)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (dscaa)
From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.
Debbie Harry was like 35 when she was in Blondie doing "Heart of Glass" and was at peak hotness.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (Wy1BU)
I counseled a woman who was raped as a teenager and she spent her whole life traumatized that she had an orgasm while being raped. She hated the man. She hated what happened. She fought him.
Your body does what it does no matter how you feel or think about it. Your revulsion and horror and pain can affect it, but not completely.
Arguing by physiological reaction is very wrong indeed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (Qy7kP)
i'm willing to trade attractiveness for a certain moral flexibility
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (B3oWe)
Being a certain amount of 29, I am too. However "she bangs 14 year olds" isn't the type of moral flexibility I would be looking for.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: From about that time at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)
Yeah, that's not how it works. Morality is not based on "gosh I would have been stupid too". Wisdom and experience teach us that things are a bad idea or not even if we'd have been stupid at the time.
I'm not talking about morality, I'm talking about enthusiasm. It's hard to be bothered after you've had the 'Yeah I'd have taken that offer'.
It's particularly hard when the next thought you have is 'He's lucky she was 45 or else *he'd* be going to prison.'
Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (mE7cY)
"Nice Beaver"
Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Not the first to think it or ask - where were these reasonably hawt molesting older wimmens when I was bursting with ... civic passion and sense of mission in life, and other things .... when I was a teenager?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: David Bowie at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (uWF4x)
New Horde - get that kid some counseling to identify his gender
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: J
I was fully developed 24/7 when I was 14.
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (zkQYL
Heh. My sex accelerator got pushed to the floor by the age of 14
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (Qhnrt)
i don't mean that, I mean that if an anna chapman wanted to sleep with me without commitment, I wouldn't go scanning her for physical flaws. A three in the bed is worth an 8 in the bar.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
This is kind of a pet peeve of mine. She's not a pedophile.
Pedophiles are attracted to people who aren't sexually mature. What she did was illegal and immoral, but on the spectrum of bad things a person can do, pedophilia is much worse.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
Wasn't one of them an ambassador when he was like 12?
Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (kOpft)
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It's obvious.
The kid wanted another spin and she didn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)
======
Teenage girls never have to worry about being called up to the chalkboard at an inopportune time.
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (SvwNZ)
Today, I could easily go 2 times without much issue.
Some 10 years ago when Mrs. Kraut and I were working hard to make our little Kraut she would track ovulation and when that week hit it was every day for that week...
After many months without success, frustration set in and we moved to two-a-days for the last 2 months which was a lot of fun but very...challenging...
Days 4 and 5 took time and a lot of extra effort to get it done...But it was successful!
I remember telling her that 20 years earlier it would have been easy...
Posted by: Mick Kraut at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (USYXv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (mE7cY)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
Too ethnic for my tastes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (2wimy)
If found guilty, I will also impose the additional punishment of a bare-bottomed spanking, across my lap, live on pay-per-view. In honor of Pride month.
Posted by: Judge Jaqueline Milledge at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (2JVJo)
***
Can you recommend a good brand of eight-track tape player for my new quadraphonic setup?
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (wb1YC)
The kid wanted another spin and she didn't.
This is where those who say the kid was traumatized have a point.
When she discarded him
Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Yes, I do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
I hope you clear your browser cache.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ron at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (AtKtr)
From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.
I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.
You know, the Kaboom kids.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC)
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All I could afford was a poster of Phyllis Diller.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (ohkhF)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (NpAcC)
Not saying all, or most, or even a large number of teachers are, but if you were a pedo, what type of job would you be drawn to? Probably one where you could spend a lot of time with kids without drawing a lot of attention to yourself.
Posted by: Wally at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (ts6Zs)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
Are they really the best for connecting a car battery to somebody's nipples?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (Lpr9I)
No its... hebephilia? I can't remember the categories well any longer from that old college psych class. But he's right they often will skate because all the guys winking at each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (wb1YC)
Oh and by the way, I have a 7 inch penis. Is this enough to satisfy a woman?
Posted by: Ask Playboy circa 1975 at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)
— Catherine the Great
(I haven’t read the comments, but I doubt that I’m the first in the thread to reference this.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (rzOL9)
Pedophiles are attracted to people who aren't sexually mature. What she did was illegal and immoral, but on the spectrum of bad things a person can do, pedophilia is much worse.
14 is on the border - there are documented bad outcomes for both boys and girls when adults (especially ones 2-3 times their age) have sex with them that early.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (llsW/)
Pederasty I think for post-puberty. Might also be that other word though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)
Yeah, that's the other aspect. Would his buddies be so eager to high five him if she looked like Helen Thomas? Wrong is wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (llsW/)
that's not a pommel on her saddle.
Posted by: portlandon at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (+oR7L)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Head Justice Cicero at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)
Vegemite=Forget me Now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Yeah I give it like an 80% chance he goes through life with screwed up behavior.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)
Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years
https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (7+4Wi)
Posted by: Ron
Show off!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (CzRZX)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (qH6FZ)
Yeah, that's the other aspect. Would his buddies be so eager to high five him if she looked like Helen Thomas? Wrong is wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (llsW/)
I mostly agree with you, but what's really wrong is putting the name "Helen Thomas" in the same room as the idea 'sex". Dude, it's abusive.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (mZOHK)
Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years
https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)
He got off easy.
- Enumclaw guy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
-----------------
"Dear Penthouse Forum...."
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (a8vi6)
At this point, she reports that she's really scared of heights and we need to put our hands higher. I exchanged a look with my friend John, who slid his hand up maybe a couple of inches. I helped myself to..ah..half the distance of the goal line.
After retrieving whatever it was she needed, she slowly descended, taking one of our hands in hers as she stepped to the floor. She thanked us for being such strong gentlemen, and my mind raced for any excuse to get her back up on that chair. Nothing more came of it, but yeah, I tended to believe most those Penthouse letters after that.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (R5lpX)
Discuss
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Deposition of 14 Year-Old, 13:18-22 at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (guGkK)
Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years
https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)
The mane thing is this guy is a 24 Carrot douchebag
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
=====
Do I go with Bose 901's for my entertainment room or Some Klipsch RP-8060F II's?
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Qy7kP)
His bunk.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)
Well, as much as it would have been a penthouse fantasy at that age for me, you are probably right.
-sets the wrong sense of power dynamics
-fuck up your view on relationships and sex in general.
-merely reporting it might well cement the problems for a boy though. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Azathoth at
Better of you just buy a used 60s van with the desert wolf painti ngs outside
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (Wf6ai)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)
================
Describe a 14 year old boy in one word....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (Lpr9I)
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It shouldn't but if someone wanted to make me eat shit and someone else wanted to make me eat tiramisu I would probably judge the two of them differently.
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (7+4Wi)
Rachel Ray of 20 years ago
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (ynlMv)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (ts6Zs)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)
Well, as much as it would have been a penthouse fantasy at that age for me, you are probably right.
-sets the wrong sense of power dynamics
-fuck up your view on relationships and sex in general.
-merely reporting it might well cement the problems for a boy though. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (diceA)
Freezes sexual age a lot of times, which is how you get cycles of predation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
********
I have a friend who's a grandmother at 42.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM
Uh my sister was a grandmother before she was 40. Hillbilly's.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (hj5lg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (/U27+)
Except degeneracy.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (rF64X)
I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly. I take it back, I offer a complete and utter retraction, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such rhetoric at any time in the future.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (llsW/)
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n
A hot Filipino. Love 'em.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)
++++
I have a full set of Klipsch RP series in my home theater system (6000F up front, 600 in the rear, a smaller center channel) and they are incredibly good. They have no business sounding as good as they do for the price. I have no experience with the 800/8000 series, but if the 600/6000 series is any indication, they're going to be winners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)
I don't think that is the organ that would keep 'going".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (dXz8o)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)
Hmmm, this is a sobering thought as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (diceA)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM
Common.
That's 21 and 21
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)
The "against" side is ahead by a nose.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)
I noticed it certainly has a *lot* of people saying "why didn't anyone *do* anything about this beforehand"?
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (dscaa)
Who was wont to give boys a good nailin'
People shouted and cursed
But it could have been worse
At least she stayed fully mammalian.
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (7+4Wi)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)
Known wolf, and IL HAS Red Flag Law already. Fail.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)
I think about the implications.
Of diving in too deep.
And possibly the complications.
Posted by: The Kid at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (I2/tG)
Can the 'Sex ONT II' be far behind?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (KHRKg)
Posted by: Azathoth
Funny you mention that. I sold all my couple hundred LPs today. There were worth a ton more than I thought.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)
KLH all the way. Back in the day, they were top of the line. I still have a pair that sound great.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (R5lpX)
She probably won't suffer much for it. Women don't pay nearly as much as men for similar crimes in Western justice systems, even in previous centuries when women were oppressed.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Lolita at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (lf83v)
BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.
https://bit.ly/3P9l4kO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)
The bona fide white supremacist larping in the forest. At least in WA.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:05 PM (nByzo)
Some kids have all the luck...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Isn't that a Rod Stewart song??
So is "Maggie May".
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (wb1YC)
And if you do it too much, you become a Three Time Loser (which is rumored to be about getting the clap).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (n+4am)
I would have thought that this situation being mentioned in manly court (eg behind the gym or hanging with the guys) is what got her in trouble in the first place. Surely this 14 yo didn't go home crying to mommy about how he was forced ... time after time after time???
Posted by: Drew458 at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (Olcxz)
I cannot remember the name of the serial killer, but he used to prey on young boys, and was building stuff out of their frozen parts.
Police spotted a young teen boy with no pants on bleeding rectally walking down the street crying. The serial killer came up and said that was his son and he was sick, and the cops sent the boy home with the killer who then offed him.
I mean... why do we even have cops?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)
Wonder if that would explain a lot of Hunter Biden's messed up life.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (nC+QA)
My front speakers are B&W 602s I picked up brand new in the early 2000s (along with a smaller B&W center channel and a B&W 15 inch powered subwoofer). They still sound fantastic 3 moves and 20 years later.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Next scene: "Why are airline tickets so expensive? And why are there so few flights to choose from?"
Posted by: Chuck C at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (hOAT3)
Parents at a school board opposing CRT.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)
================
Describe a 14 year old boy in one word....
Posted by: Huck Follywood,
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boy; horny
woman: vacuous
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (giAl5)
**stomps foot twice**
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)
Meh. It just makes me think about the history of my own 'sex life' and reinforces my depression.
But then again, my earliest erotic reading at puberty's door were Venus in Furs and A Man With a Maid, so I was screwed up from the get-go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)
One thing you cannot successfully miniaturize is a speaker. It has to be able to move a mass of air to get good sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (dXz8o)
It depends on how well they were recorded to begin with and what you're squashing them through. Usually headphones make them sound amazing. But like I said, even if its not quite as good its like fifteen bucks vs four thousand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (lKAqb)
Dahmer?
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)
++++
The modern "audiophile" market is a joke in my opinion. If you want a damn good stereo, you can do it for around $3k. If you want a damn good surround system, you can do it for around $5k. That's real money, but if that's what you're in to then you can do it.
But middle class HiFi is almost dead as a market segment and the prices leap tremendously from there. There is lots of crap, lots of mediocre, a bit of pretty good and a small amount of excellent at affordable prices. But after about $2k per speaker or thereabouts, the prices start surging up to truly laughable levels, and then the components are even worse. It seems to me that the "audiophile" market nowadays is more about spending money than anything else. Veblen goods.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (WWh8n)
Police spotted a young teen boy with no pants on bleeding rectally walking down the street crying. The serial killer came up and said that was his son and he was sick, and the cops sent the boy home with the killer who then offed him.
I mean... why do we even have cops?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM
I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Australian Detective at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (9GWTF)
He was into Five Guys before it was a franchise
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)
Pointing out existing gun laws does precisely zero to convince Dems that we don't need more gun laws.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (BJKQV)
Damn!
I was kind of creeped out when it came out in trial that he was at 2 Skinny Puppy Shows that I attended.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (9GWTF)
It depends. The lossless albums on Apple Music are as good as actually having the CD there, plus or minus how good the DAC you're running it through is. Compressed stuff varies. I generally consider 192kbps the lower limit for listenable MP3s.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZGrMX)
>>Dahmer?
Excitable boy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (GwxCX)
Sigh...if only...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)
Pointing out existing gun laws does precisely zero to convince Dems that we don't need more gun laws.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (BJKQV)
The recency with Uvalde and the RFL push does have a bit of extra relevance.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (nByzo)
I mean... this is a Stacey's Mom Young Man sex fantasy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (44ww/)
BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (GwxCX)
BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.
https://bit.ly/3P9l4kO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)
So this becomes the 2nd example of a state that had a red flag law, and failed to do anything with it. The Buffalo NY shooter being the other.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)
So there is a disclaimer that these scenarios do not reflect the character’s race or nationality or whatever.
__________
Unless you're a white guy, in which case you're guilty of every crime in existence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (/U27+)
That correlation is strong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (UuD2k)
Studying the WEF timeline...
Just before we honor Zelensky's request for a mere $750B to rebuild Ukraine.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (AHeqJ)
Swap the sexes, and it would be nothing but outrage, and rightfully fucking so.
This isn't ok, folks. It's just not.
Posted by: Goober at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Hgvgt)
Your HS French Teacher was a hard 1.
Not that I am telling you anything.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
Yup. I rip my CDs to FLAC for storage (lossless, no difference) and the DAC is worth spending some money on, especially if you have an SACDs or high-bandwidth formats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (WWh8n)
I get the joke, but that would be incredible whiplash between the two acts.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (giAl5)
Not sure I'd call Taylor Lorenz a reporter, but otherwise spot-on.
https://bit.ly/3uqFTjo
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Do5/p)
And reduce the amount of awful rap songs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)
"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV)
Wouldn't say no decades later, either. These days I'd have a bit of trouble going four times before dinner, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (wGeit)
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So you are saying that you'd welcome "the runs" before dinner? What, to make room?
Posted by: Ciampino - is it The Yellow Trail again? at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (dXz8o)
/looks at his 3 ft tall Klipsch speakers...
Word.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (oHd/0)
BREAKING: Mississippi judge allows state's abortion ban to take effect on Thursday - Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)
>> Where women glow and men chunder.
I misheard the lyrics to "Land Down Under" as:
where women blow and men thunder.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (uWF4x)
DOOCY: "Why is there a voicemail of the President talking to his son about his overseas business dealings if the president had said he's never spoken to his son about his overseas business dealings?"
JEAN-PIERRE: "I am not going to talk about alleged materials from the laptop."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM
Thanks for the E'tte perspective. I figured it was the same for young girls too as far as attraction to older men. But yea, she and all the other creeps should be strung up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (GwxCX)
Your HS French Teacher was a hard 1.
Not that I am telling you anything.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (9GWTF)
***
Well, pictures are one hing, but my French teacher was a solid 8.9.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (anj39)
You obviously don't understand the dual purpose of the Red Flag laws:
* Identify and target MAGA/Trump/Christians for gun confiscation, property seizures, reputation destruction and possible lock-up.
* Identity for future recruitment psychopaths and serial killers to further the violent aims of the Liberal World Order
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (AHeqJ)
Making fun of awful rap songs is everyone's inalienable right. There's a reason people use "Soundcloud rapper" as an insult.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (ZGrMX)
"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV)
__________
"Which proves that we need gun confiscation. It worked in Australia!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (giAl5)
Get up early.
Don't go too hard right off the line. Pace yourself.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (9GWTF)
Sigh...if only...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)
Glad she doesn't look like my high school French teacher. Think Amy Schumer but with a persona of a pissed off pit bull.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)
"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM
It's like not drilling to get oil prices down! Genius!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM
It's almost like stopping crime or criminals is not their real agenda behind new laws.
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)
++++
So, Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)
Sometimes Evil is staring you right in the face, but you don't see it. Columbine Perps? Used to deliver pizza to my house. Some of my tips went to buy those guns.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
I don't get it. Most girls see anyone 5 years older than them as being oollld eeeewww!!! but sometimes :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
-----------------
Read that as DRINKING PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)
Sometimes Evil is staring you right in the face, but you don't see it. Columbine Perps? Used to deliver pizza to my house. Some of my tips went to buy those guns.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
It's always weird when we get to talking about serial killers and half the blog talks about how they've met one before.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: john at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (NeuXk)
But I'd tell her my name is "Ace" because she is batfuckingshit crazy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (HJcWr)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (0fVbu)
She's a Horse HEIRESS.
You tell her your full name, soc. security # and next of kin.
Then you cut the Brake Lines on her Mustang.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (OalnH)
You all do realize that federal judges will be issuing "stays" on states' abortion bans, yes?
And those judges will be citing Roe, Joe, Shmoe, Hoe, and whatever else they pull outta their asses.
Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (UuD2k)
But I'd tell her my name is "Ace" because she is batfuckingshit crazy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (HJcWr)
Poor insane people are crazy.
Rich Insane people are Eccentric!
I've always strived for Eccentricity!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (oHd/0)
Can she just say that she has been friends with Bill W for nearly a year?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (K9bbp)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (9GWTF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (llsW/)
I swear that the quality of streaming and MP3's are not as good. Even in the same car, same song it doesn't sound as good as the radio.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (UuD2k)
One of the big problems with early CDs is that they were just digitized and burned on a disc before being sold. But they had originally been mixed for analog, LPs, cassettes etc. Also, some music is mixed primarily to be used with a good audiophile stereo, other music is mixed for a stock car stereo.
MP3s are much the same, plus you have the problems of the bitrate for different files. 192 kbps generally sounds like shit on anything but earbuds out of your phone, while 320 kbps is much more suited to a wider range of equipment, but with a larger file size.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (n+4am)
"Horse heiress saddled with charges . . ."
"The unbridled Daisley . . ."
"The defense attorney cried neigh!"
Makes an otherwise disgusting situation at least a little humerus.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
Ted Bundy used to follow my neighbor's daughter home from school. That was before he worked on the suicide hotline.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (AHeqJ)
No she cashed in all here coins.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (OgrpQ)
Most of these attractive MILFS with money have some freaky deke shit in their backgrounds.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (ADw0E)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM
This, oh and as a bonus, someone you just don't like because of their politics or religion. Hello FIB....
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)
++++
So, Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (WWh8n)
The ironic thing was her sister taught remedial reading two classrooms over. And she was smoking hawt.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: GLSD at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)
Exactly. How is this any different from Ezra Miller and his 12 year olds?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (DRSnL
Yes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (FZ2cV)
DOOCY: "Why is there a voicemail of the President talking to his son about his overseas business dealings if the president had said he's never spoken to his son about his overseas business dealings?"
JEAN-PIERRE: "I am not going to talk about alleged materials from the laptop."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)
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Did she say that off the cuff or was that straight from her prep book.
Keep up the good fight Doocy.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
what a blinkered view.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (B3oWe)
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Being rich shouldn't give someone unbridled license to do anything one wants.
Posted by: Ciampino - hoofed it out of here at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (qfLjt)
You tell her your full name, soc. security # and next of kin.
Then you cut the Brake Lines on her Mustang.
But shouldn't one get some nookie first?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 05:23 PM (qH6FZ)
Most of these attractive MILFS with money have some freaky deke shit in their backgrounds.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (ADw0E)
And if I was on those sites, I would be their Huckleberry.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (HJcWr)
I've got a pair of La Scalas. The sound is worth the space they take up and is not reproduceable on a smaller scale. Still awesome after 35 years.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)
"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM
The similar situation to this is on the right with voting integrity laws and immigration laws. Democrats cheat, rig and steal elections with numerous voting integrity laws in place. Solution to that? Pass more laws that won't be enforced!
Same with immigration law. We have had laws on the books to prevent illegal aliens for how many decades. Never enforced. Establishment solution? Pass more laws which will not be enforced!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:26 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM
I don't really remember him. I was stationed with the Navy at RTC Great lakes about 45 minutes south of there. There were about 20-30 guys in that wargames club. We played on the weekends at a store close by the University. Once everyone found out he was in the club and going around killing and eating people the club pretty much disbanded from what I remember.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:26 PM (bVYXr)
This reminds me that most of the 'molesting' female teachers are nice looking and some are even hawt. We never were so afflicted!!
Posted by: Ciampino - once but lasting over 180 minutes is best at July 05, 2022 05:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (HJcWr)
Why? Are you a fourteen year old boy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:30 PM (FZ2cV)
Yeah those early AAD recordings, particularly classical, were not of the finest quality. But for most people, good enough to enjoy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:32 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:29
Crundwell is right, Rita. But it was 54 million. I live in Dixon, are you from the area?
Posted by: Farmer at July 05, 2022 05:33 PM (55Qr6)
Lots are desperate
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 05:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Crowbar at July 05, 2022 05:40 PM (+ykyD)
ISWYDT
Posted by: GWB at July 05, 2022 05:42 PM (JdSZq)
Posted by: Kustie The Klown at July 05, 2022 05:47 PM (04j/N)
I once met Lorne Green at a hotel my dad managed. The year was 1967. I now use that for when job apps ask me for "something interesting" to add to my application. Unfortunately, I have to keep it under 300 words and that not possible with Greene the magnifico.
Posted by: thatdirtylittleratnunnheim at July 05, 2022 05:56 PM (JWLf2)
If I was 14, I think she'd have me wrapped around her finger more than four times per day.
Heck, she wouldn't be able to get rid of me.
She's a rapist and it is EASY to manipulate a 14 year old boy based on her looks.
Question: Lesbians salivating at the jail?
Posted by: Sapwolf at July 05, 2022 05:58 PM (etPhZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
==
Sorry - back in the day 48 would be old.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 05, 2022 06:12 PM (xWZcb)
Where women glow and men chunder.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (2JVJo)
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That was good.
Chundering is common with those Australian wines reviewed by Monty Python.
Also remember it is where the sheep are scared.
Posted by: Ciampino - I kid you not said the billiegoat at July 05, 2022 06:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: MikeY at July 05, 2022 06:34 PM (MOTel)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 05, 2022 07:53 PM (BLOTa)
That is what I do... www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 05, 2022 09:05 PM (+YG/l)
It's a story about a 45-year-old adult raping a young teenager and HA HA horse puns.
>But we are either gonna take statutory rape seriously, or we are not.
Not, apparently.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 06, 2022 03:59 AM (TMX68)
He always kept taⅼking about this. I will forward
this post to him. Fairly certain he will have a good
read. Many thanks for sharing!
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