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Bull Elephants Cafe

venicemaybe.jfif"
Venice, looking towards the
Dogana and Basilica of Santa Maria della Salute

Buddies.

Unplanned destruction.

Move it, Tiny.

Knock knock knockknockknock.

Just a cute puppy.

Monkey baby kissing mommy monkey.

ICYMI: Elephant cuddling.

Diving buddy.

The Vandals.

Watch until the end.


Posted by: Ace at 07:52 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 07:52 PM (b2nrj)

2 3rd podium

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

3
Mystery 80's rock lyrics:

Out of me, into you, yeah/You could hide, it's just a one way street

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 07:54 PM (hWIGf)

4 In case anybody is interested, Truth Social finally has an app for android to download from their site.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 07:54 PM (krQz2)

5 Gondolas. $100 a ride back in 2003.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (guGkK)

6 FJBs dad used to wash him in the shower every night.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (t3/qz)

7 Are there boobs involved in any of these links?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (rzOL9)

8 Puppy is cute as a button

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

9 Just love the purring of big cats or what have you.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (J8LnB)

10 I kept watching that cat knocking, waiting for someone to open the door.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (t3/qz)

11 Not including the tip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (guGkK)

12 >>> 7 Are there boobs involved in any of these links?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (rzOL9)

No.

Posted by: busty lesbians in the pr0n at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (llON8)

13 Hot Tub Dog is adorable.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (1Rhhi)

14 Are there boobs involved in any of these links?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (rzOL9)
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It's a Biden-free thread.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)

15 >>> 11 Not including the tip.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 07:56 PM (guGkK)

Um, you said like, "just the tip"???

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (llON8)

16 Puppy!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (kf6Ak)

17 Is that last dog some kind of lab? Some labs love the water like that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)

18 When the masses wake up and find out how bad it is...Prepping and stockpiling will be impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3ogVyoh5c

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (+my1P)

19 Little elephant's ears bring Obama to mind.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 30, 2022 07:58 PM (eGTCV)

20 >>Is that last dog some kind of lab? Some labs love the water like that.


Looks like a Pit cross.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 07:58 PM (1Rhhi)

21 Um, you said like, "just the tip"???
Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (llON

All's fair when you want to get up the Grand Canal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2022 07:59 PM (guGkK)

22 What, Bidean has boobs? Ewwww.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 07:59 PM (rzOL9)

23 >>Some labs love the water like that.


I had a yellow bitch that would put a solid 6-8 hours in on the lake I lived on. She'd just swim for hours and hours and if you went out in the boat and got her, she'd run right off the dock and dive in for more.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 07:59 PM (1Rhhi)

24 It is a wonder some dogs haven't evolved back to water animals

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

25 Well they certainly have cleaned the water in Venice.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

26 I had a black lab bitch that liked to dive. No duck was safe from that one. She was like an otter.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:01 PM (1Rhhi)

27 The steering wheels are coming off.

Posted by: Bete at June 30, 2022 08:01 PM (a0KPx)

28 >>Well they certainly have cleaned the water in Venice.


They just mandated Tidy-Bowl use.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:01 PM (1Rhhi)

29 I had a yellow bitch that would put a solid 6-8 hours in on the lake I lived on.
---------------------------------
That's why I do Russians. Easier to control.

Posted by: Hunter at June 30, 2022 08:03 PM (yikp0)

30 Some labs love the water like that.


I had a yellow bitch that would put a solid 6-8 hours in on the lake I lived on. She'd just swim for hours and hours and if you went out in the boat and got her, she'd run right off the dock and dive in for more.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 07:59 PM


There was a guy who would kayak the Elkhorn creek in Georgetown Kentucky when we lived there. He had a yellow lab that would jump in and swim behind him for 5 miles up and down the creek between the dams. He had to drag her out of the water when he got tired and wanted to leave.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 30, 2022 08:03 PM (bVYXr)

31 18 When the masses wake up and find out how bad it is...Prepping and stockpiling will be impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3ogVyoh5c
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (+my1P)

The grasshoppers will demand that the govt take from the ants.

And given the crew in charge there is a greater than 0 chance of that happening.

Posted by: Bete at June 30, 2022 08:04 PM (a0KPx)

32 Café!!, some one emptied the ashtrays.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:04 PM (QBjAc)

33 'night

https://youtu.be/DH0BQtwEAsM

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 30, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

34 The grasshoppers will demand that the govt take from the ants.

And given the crew in charge there is a greater than 0 chance of that happening

Honestly, I feel like that's what the gun control push is really about.

Disarming the ants.

Posted by: GMan at June 30, 2022 08:05 PM (GfWuY)

35 Well bed time, 4am comes up awful early.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

36 The grasshoppers will demand that the govt take from the ants.

And given the crew in charge there is a greater than 0 chance of that happening.
___

Gonna be a lot of dead grasshoppers.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:05 PM (+my1P)

37 >>I had a black lab bitch that liked to dive. No duck was safe from that one. She was like an otter.

Our first Golden when I was a kid was a retired field trial champion. He would sit like a statue waiting to be released and when he was given the signal he would charge down the dock and just launch.

He had so much fun it was a joy just to watch him.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

38 Night Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:06 PM (0snk2)

39 I know which video is nurse's favorite...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 08:08 PM (PiwSw)

40 That elephant in Sri Lanka doesn't make any noise? Dammit! Stealthy Ninja Elephants! Why didn't I have those?

Posted by: Hannibal European Tour '18 at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (cupoy)

41 Hiya

Posted by: Ciampino - that was no bullshit ....wait .. at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (qfLjt)

42 When the masses wake up and find out how bad it is...Prepping and stockpiling will be impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3ogVyoh5c
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (+my1P)

That keeps running through my mind when I'm at the grocery store. Sure, it's on the shelf now. But look at all the gaps and lack of product behind the front row. It very well can get much worse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (4I/2K)

43 I know which video is nurse's favorite...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2022 08:08 PM (PiwSw)

No contest.
She's going apeshit over that.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (anj39)

44 Gas prices started riding in Trumps term because he asked OPEC+ To cut production
They did

Posted by: Paul at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (MfAC2)

45 40 That elephant in Sri Lanka doesn't make any noise? Dammit! Stealthy Ninja Elephants! Why didn't I have those?
Posted by: Hannibal European Tour '18 at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (cupoy)

You marched them through the Alps, you moron. Being quiet would not have helped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:10 PM (0snk2)

46 Are there boobs involved in any of these links?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 07:55 PM (rzOL9)
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It's a Biden-free thread.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 07:57 PM (krQz2)
***

Bewbs damn it.
Not assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:11 PM (anj39)

47 g'night, Skip !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 30, 2022 08:11 PM (a82Er)

48 Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:11 PM (0snk2)

49 They still have elephants in Sri Lanka? Thought they would’ve eaten them all by now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:11 PM (rzOL9)

50 45 40 That elephant in Sri Lanka doesn't make any noise? Dammit! Stealthy Ninja Elephants! Why didn't I have those?
Posted by: Hannibal European Tour '18 at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (cupoy)

You marched them through the Alps, you moron. Being quiet would not have helped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:10 PM (0snk2)

He lost a lot of forces in an avalanche. Ninja elephants might have helped.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (b2nrj)

51 >>Paul at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (MfAC2)

Who bitch this is?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Please, ignore it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (yikp0)

53 Baby elephants are such adorable creatures.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (NpAcC)

54 Ninja elephants are invisible against concrete gray.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)

55 And in Houston, the grocery stores and fuel pumps get emptied very quickly whenever a tropical depression / storm forms in the Gulf. Panic buying in a chronic supply outage? Forgetaboutit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

56 Watching the elephants and otters, and I have seen the whales in the PNW.
Begs the question. When does sentience begin?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (anj39)

57 51 >>Paul at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (MfAC2)

Who bitch this is?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

If retardo's mom had a son, it'd look like Paul.

Posted by: Bete at June 30, 2022 08:14 PM (a0KPx)

58 Oh look, it's Paul from DU. Everybody say hi to Paul!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:14 PM (u73oe)

59 That elephant in Sri Lanka doesn't make any noise? Dammit! Stealthy Ninja Elephants! Why didn't I have those?
Posted by: Hannibal European Tour '18 at June 30, 2022 08:09 PM (cupoy)
---
Nobody needs assault elephants with silencers.

We need Common Sense Elephant Control.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:14 PM (krQz2)

60 My old half irish setter/half golden would launch herself off a concrete pier, catching a tennis ball I had thrown with my lacrosse stick before hitting the water at a full run. We would sit and drink daiquiris and eat Popeye's, watching the thunderstorms over Lake Pontchartrain. She would have made a fine duck-hunting dog.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 30, 2022 08:14 PM (WFMLs)

61 Russia experiencing record wheat crops.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:14 PM (b2nrj)

62 Hi Paul!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (QBjAc)

63 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (hwaFC)

64 He lost a lot of forces in an avalanche. Ninja elephants might have helped.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (b2nrj)

I figure he lost more to 'Fuck this shit!' than the weather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (0snk2)

65 Paul, two years ago the US was energy independent and gas was less than $2 a gallon. Fuck you, Paul.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (u73oe)

66 It very well can get much worse.
___

Not can.

Will.

Like someone stated earlier, just wait until the fall, when the farm reports start rolling in.

That is when the panic begins.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (+my1P)

67 Begs the question. When does sentience begin?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (anj39)

At the capital letter, duh. That's why I was first in my class and West Point wanted me and not you.

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (a0KPx)

68 And now OPEC's producing at maximum capacity.

Your point?

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (krQz2)

69 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
___

Evil son of a bitch.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (+my1P)

70 ahhh, that home sweet home nic.

off to browse the day's content and unwind from the drive. 29.7 mpg over 798 miles average speed was 78mph. i lurve that big shiny ass Hemi in my charger.

laterz.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (UgAdJ)

71 Good luck evacuating a hurricane in your tesla.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (t3/qz)

72 Do you think they are half hoping people will buy the BS about this being the war's fault so people will start saying we should get involved?

It would be crafty, but also stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (0snk2)

73 52 Please, ignore it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (yikp0)

Gas prices hit an all time low of NEGATIVE $37 a barrel under Trump. Not only wrong, but easily demonstrably, 180 degrees wrong. And his momma dresses him funny.

Posted by: Hannibal European Tour '18 at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (cupoy)

74 I can't wait until Biden gets to walk into the big room with all the Arab Sheik's are sitting around the table and he has to sit on the floor. They smile at him and offer him some tea. Biden gets his que cards ready and his contacts fall out.

Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (YVx1O)

75 64 He lost a lot of forces in an avalanche. Ninja elephants might have helped.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:12 PM (b2nrj)

I figure he lost more to 'Fuck this shit!' than the weather.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (0snk2)

Harder to desert far from home in harsh conditions.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (b2nrj)

76 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)

77 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (hwaFC)
***

And that , ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of what Leadership isn't.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (anj39)

78 63 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (hwaFC)

Beatings will continue until morale improves!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (b2nrj)

79 >>Baby elephants are such adorable creatures.

I went to a game preserve in South Africa a couple times and the elephants were among my favorites to watch. The whole herd would watch out for the babies like concerned uncles and aunts.

They are clearly intelligent animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

80 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
---
He'll get you through the field of razor blades, even if he has to drag you.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (krQz2)

81 Harder to desert far from home in harsh conditions.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (b2nrj)

That's a valid point, but I figure that trying to cross the alps in the dead of winter to invade Rome is a powerful motivator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (0snk2)

82 Court orders around Bruen absolutely brutalize 3rd,4th, and 9th circuit gun rulings. Thomas is a god.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (WT4dp)

83 S-M-O-S @ 60-
We camped on Fontainebleu(sp) around 20 years ago before Katrina.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:19 PM (0OP+5)

84 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)

--------------

You like big butts and you cannot lie?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:19 PM (u73oe)

85
At the capital letter, duh. That's why I was first in my class and West Point wanted me and not you.
Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (a0KPx)

Bullshit.
You can't fool me. You're a naval academy personex!.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:20 PM (anj39)

86 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)
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Elliot Fant!

Posted by: Elliot Fant THEY/THEM! at June 30, 2022 08:21 PM (krQz2)

87 Good luck evacuating a hurricane in your tesla.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:16 PM (t3/qz)

To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.

Now, finding a recharging point; that might a tad difficult in a state like MS. Almost all our coast casinos have rechargers, and I pretty much never see one in use.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (F0YaR)

88 Bulgaroctonus, I met an L.A. Fant in a bar once. Suppose they are related?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (QBjAc)

89 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)

Was she a great big fat person?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (DgWEj)

90 My pronouns are all caps and shouting.

Posted by: Elliot Fant THEY/THEM! at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (krQz2)

91 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)


I dated a...I can't say. She might be reading this and then sue my ass. She was a very nice girl.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (anj39)

92 SPR under 500 million barrels - the US now has a month's reserves. The 31% supporting this joke best wake up.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (pIXZ9)

93 Bif @ 80- big hemi
I bet the hemi powered Jeep doesn't get mileage like that.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

94 Baby elephants are such adorable creatures.

I went to a game preserve in South Africa a couple times and the elephants were among my favorites to watch. The whole herd would watch out for the babies like concerned uncles and aunts.

They are clearly intelligent animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM


We went on an MWR tour of a game preserve in Kenya once when we had a three day liberty stop there. New Years eve 1987, Bob Hope did a USO show for us a few days before our liberty. All I remember is Booger Burris getting chased by baboons back to the bus.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (bVYXr)

95 Of course that's Bif @ 60.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

96 Good news, bad news, and kind of ameliorating the bad news.

The good news: Only Murders In the Building Season 2 is streaming.

The bad news: Amy Schumer is in it.

Kind of ameliorating the bad news: she plays herself as a crazy/evil bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (FVME7)

97 63 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (hwaFC)

As long as it takes to WHAT?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (kf6Ak)

98 Bif @ 80- big hemi

Bif...I wonder if this erection will last for over four hours?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:24 PM (anj39)

99 3rd podium
Posted by: Skip

How come you get a podium ?

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2022 08:24 PM (arJlL)

100 Re Ellie Fant:

We referred to them as the Alps.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:24 PM (rzOL9)

101 I went to a game preserve in South Africa a couple times and the elephants were among my favorites to watch. The whole herd would watch out for the babies like concerned uncles and aunts.

They are clearly intelligent animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

They mourn their dead.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:24 PM (F0YaR)

102 As long as it takes to WHAT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (kf6Ak)


He couldn't say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:25 PM (hwaFC)

103 The good news: Only Murders In the Building Season 2 is streaming.

The bad news: Amy Schumer is in it.

Kind of ameliorating the bad news: she plays herself as a crazy/evil bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (FVME7)
---
Another bit of good news: Lesbians

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:25 PM (krQz2)

104 YOU don't read the QUIET part OUT LOUD.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)

105 As long as it takes to WHAT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (kf6Ak)

The blurb I said referenced the war in Ukraine as the thing that had to be seen out no matter how much the American people suffered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2022 08:26 PM (0snk2)

106 >> As long as it takes to WHAT?


That the fact, Fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 30, 2022 08:26 PM (1Rhhi)

107
Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

As long as it takes to WHAT?
Posted by: vmom

You know...The Thing!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2022 08:26 PM (63Dwl)

108 RIP: Hells Angels founder Sonny Barger dead: Motorcycle club leader ‘passed peacefully’ from cancer at 83.

https://tinyurl.com/2p85snbt

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:27 PM (+my1P)

109 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)

My senior year in college I took a totally BS PE class for bowling. The teacher was Molly Doll.
And she was hawt.
The jokes wrote themselves as my buddy and I brought a flask into every class and we had a hell of a time.
Got an A too!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:27 PM (anj39)

110 I figure that trying to cross the alps in the dead of winter to invade Rome is a powerful motivator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Well, they called him Hannibal, not Brainsabul.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:27 PM (FVME7)

111 Don't give a fuck about Ukraine. Most of Europe can suck my dick as well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

112 Bolsonaro seems to be a wise and perceptive man.

G-d protect him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (urpcS)

113 SCOTUS decision leaves 3 people left in Whata mala, Honduras and Nicaragua .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (QBjAc)

114
>>>
Mystery 80's rock lyrics:

Out of me, into you, yeah/You could hide, it's just a one way street
<<<

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (wypxw)

115 Just saw our new JustUs referred to as Ketanji Jackson Five.

*snort*

Posted by: Squid at June 30, 2022 08:29 PM (Um7Qe)

116 SCOTUS decision leaves 3 people left in Whata mala, Honduras and Nicaragua .
Posted by: Ben Had
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:29 PM (+my1P)

117 When asked how long the American people were going to have to suffer this bad economy and inflation, Biden says 'As long as it takes.'.

That makes me wonder why any Democratic candidate anywhere would want that nasty retardate campaigning for him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:29 PM (eGTCV)

118 Don't give a fuck about Ukraine. Most of Europe can suck my dick as well.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)


Damn it Duke. Don't mince words. What are you trying to say???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:29 PM (anj39)

119 Not can.

Will.

Like someone stated earlier, just wait until the fall, when the farm reports start rolling in.

That is when the panic begins.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:15 PM (+my1P)


When I consult my prognosticator, it just keeps showing Reply hazy try again. I fear you are correct though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

120 >>We went on an MWR tour of a game preserve in Kenya once when we had a three day liberty stop there. New Years eve 1987, Bob Hope did a USO show for us a few days before our liberty. All I remember is Booger Burris getting chased by baboons back to the bus.

My customer took me on a drive through the wine area in the Cape region and those buggers are a real problem there. No fear of humans and they break into houses all the time looking for food. Worse than bears and unreasonably strong.

Saw them sitting by the side of the road just eyeballing us with bad intent.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

121 Sometimes I struggle with subtlety.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)

122 RIP: Hells Angels founder Sonny Barger dead: Motorcycle club leader ‘passed peacefully’ from cancer at 83.

https://tinyurl.com/2p85snbt
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

RIP

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (arJlL)

123 The bad news: Amy Schumer is in it.

Kind of ameliorating the bad news: she plays herself as a crazy/evil bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (FVME7)
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Another bit of good news: Lesbians
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:25 PM (krQz2)

Pass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (DgWEj)

124 Mystery 80's rock lyrics:

Out of me, into you, yeah/You could hide, it's just a one way street

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (wypxw)
***

Fuck 80's music. The best music had a Huey in the background plus artillery and CCR on the stereo.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (anj39)

125 EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination

https://tinyurl.com/mr44vxzr

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (+my1P)

126 Don't give a fuck about Ukraine. Most of Europe can suck my dick as well.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

I'd happily settle for just one good ol' girl.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

127 @125

>>EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination


Red Wave Yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2022 08:32 PM (urpcS)

128 I can cross the Alps with elephants, Ham and Eggers!

— Hannitybul

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:33 PM (rzOL9)

129 Fuck 80's music. The best music had a Huey in the background plus artillery and CCR on the stereo.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Ok, Boomer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:33 PM (+my1P)

130 Don't give a fuck about Ukraine. Most of Europe can suck my dick as well.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

That could come dangerously close to leaving you chafed and drained of essence. Would the Swedish bikini team be involved?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:34 PM (eGTCV)

131 Best eras for music was the 40's and 80's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2022 08:34 PM (urpcS)

132 116 SCOTUS decision leaves 3 people left in Whata mala, Honduras and Nicaragua .
Posted by: Ben Had
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:29 PM (+my1P)

SCOTUS shouldn't have to do squat. International law (treaties we've signed) states that a refugee must ask for asylum in the first safe country they enter. If they are in Mexico, Mexico is safe for refugee purposes and not one should enter the US without the formal application process for legal immigrants.

Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:34 PM (cupoy)

133 I really enjoyed the first season of Only Murders in the Building, but with both Michael Rappaport and Amy Schumer in the first episode of the second season, not sure if I'll continue watching.

Posted by: Toni at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (PgM6e)

134 Yes, I shall leave Sweden alone if they'll send me the bikini team.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

135 Dirty monkeys. When they're not acting all cute, they're tearing shit up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (0ocXn)

136 Don't give a fuck about Ukraine. Most of Europe can suck my dick as well.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

Hungary will do it. They'll suck anyone's dick.

Posted by: Slovakia at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (guGkK)

137 Supreme Court vacates lower court rulings on large capacity magazine bans.

I think "vacates" is a fancy lawyer word for "bitchslaps".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (bW8dp)

138 54 Ninja elephants are invisible against concrete gray.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)
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The ones that paint their toenails red are able to hide in cherry trees.

Posted by: The Giant Elephant Joke Book at June 30, 2022 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

139 Hiya (AGAIN !)

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2022 08:36 PM (arJlL)

140 Yikes

https://twitter.com/SilvinaFlorida/status/
1542653985542266881

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 08:36 PM (kf6Ak)

141 The enduring love story of Biden and his chicken: (From Gateway pundit):
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Biden Takes Aim at America’s Largest Oil Field, Threatens to Stop Production, Sending Gas Prices Soaring
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Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (krQz2)

142 Guys, wanna know how bad global warming is getting? There is a ski resort in Alberta that will be open this weekend. There is still enough snow, in July, lol. This happened once before in 1991.

But muh polar ice caps!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (OalnH)

143 Ninja elephants are invisible against concrete gray.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:13 PM (FVME7)
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The ones that paint their toenails red are able to hide in cherry trees.
Posted by: The Giant Elephant Joke Book at June 30, 2022 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

Kick them all in the ash hole.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (AiZBA)

144 Speaking of hurricanes, they always made a big deal here about how the main highway out of the city could have the median opened up and the inbound on ramps closed allowing the whole city to flush out westbound using every lane. I've seen them do that a few times already in past seasons. But I've never evacuated and used it.

Now that same stretch of highway is under construction and the median is just a deep ditch so there's no way for out bound to cross over and use every lane.

Its amazing how important something is until a government decides to do something different then, yeah I guess it wasn't that important.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (0fVbu)

145 To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.

300 miles equals how long sitting in traffic with the ac on waiting to get off of galveston.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (t3/qz)

146 This is before my time, but I just learned that a major Andrews Sisters hit was written by a Calypso singer as a protest about all the hos and such around the US Army bases. Americans took it for a party song. The song: Rum and Coca-Cola.

It's one of the things I like about us. Born in the USA was supposed to be a protest song, but we ignored the whining and took it for a patriotic anthem. Aliens was supposed to be an allegory about the futility of military action, but we said the hell with that and enjoyed it as a great story.

Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (2hil/)

147 142 Guys, wanna know how bad global warming is getting? There is a ski resort in Alberta that will be open this weekend. There is still enough snow, in July, lol. This happened once before in 1991.

But muh polar ice caps!!!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (OalnH)

peachy

Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (us2H3)

148 past 100 gunbrag

The final form of my AR57

https://flic.kr/p/2nvtp6Q

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (G0bXQ)

149 135 Dirty monkeys. When they're not acting all cute, they're tearing shit up.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 08:35 PM (0ocXn)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 30, 2022 08:39 PM (2hil/)

150 Bilwis, agreed but it got to SCOTUS and they ignored all that existing law. Shame on them

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:39 PM (QBjAc)

151 4 TX Dems send letter to Brandon warning that shutting down TX production is rather retarded. And even a Cali Dem signed the letter.

It’s so weird how this ultra centrist pragmatic moderate president is to the fucking ledt of CA Dems, huh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 30, 2022 08:40 PM (OalnH)

152 142 Guys, wanna know how bad global warming is getting? There is a ski resort in Alberta that will be open this weekend. There is still enough snow, in July, lol. This happened once before in 1991.

But muh polar ice caps!!!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (OalnH)

peachy
Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (us2H3)
***
Crystal Mountain on Mount Rainier will be open until the 3rd of July.
Awesome skiing!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:40 PM (anj39)

153

It's one of the things I like about us. Born in the USA was supposed to be a protest song, but we ignored the whining and took it for a patriotic anthem. Aliens was supposed to be an allegory about the futility of military action, but we said the hell with that and enjoyed it as a great story.
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (2hil/)

Wasn't Okie From Muskokee also supposed to be making fun of conservatives but it became an anthem.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

154 > Yikes

> https://twitter.com/SilvinaFlorida/status/
1542653985542266881

A guy with psychotic delusions in charge of nuclear waste?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2022 08:41 PM (bW8dp)

155 Yikes

https://twitter.com/SilvinaFlorida/status/
1542653985542266881
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Stay away from spent nuclear fuel and waste!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:41 PM (FVME7)

156 A-Basin in Colorado was open till July 4th more than once in the years I lived there. Of course, that was a result of global warming as well - all weather, from dead calm to heat to cold to floods to drought to hurricanes and tornadoes - never ever ever happened in the history of the earth until about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 08:42 PM (u+Y3T)

157 >>>This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Amber Heard

>No, this is about the POS, Sonny Barger. 83 years old = no honor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 08:42 PM (0ocXn)

158 My senior year in college I took a totally BS PE class for bowling. The teacher was Molly Doll.
And she was hawt.
The jokes wrote themselves as my buddy and I brought a flask into every class and we had a hell of a time.
Got an A too!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:27 PM (anj39)

Sophomore year at JC, one of the Women's track coaches approached me, because she had heard MY Track Coach bitching me out about Snow Skiing (Pole Vaulter, thought I'd get hurt). Long story short, she had a Class in Snow Skiing, that would go up on Tuesdays, but she had a problem where everyone who had signed up for class??? Female who could not ski. So, me and a buddy got a free ride on the bus, for 7 Tuesdays, to the Local Ski area, for FREE, so we could help with equipment, and give the Coach a hand. On a 80 person bus, where we were the ONLY two guys... besides the driver.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

159 74 I can't wait until Biden gets to walk into the big room with all the Arab Sheik's are sitting around the table and he has to sit on the floor. They smile at him and offer him some tea. Biden gets his que cards ready and his contacts fall out.

Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (YVx1O)
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Sitting on a full diaper can't be pleasant.

Posted by: Squish goes the .... ooh the smell! at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

160 Wasn't Okie From Muskokee also supposed to be making fun of conservatives but it became an anthem.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)
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"Fighting Whities" was meant to be some "How would you like a sports team named after you" move, and became a popular internet merch site...among whities.

Like the African cannibal said: Be sure to eat your whities!

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (krQz2)

161 The bad news: Amy Schumer is in it.

Kind of ameliorating the bad news: she plays herself as a crazy/evil bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 30, 2022 08:23 PM (FVME7)

I very much enjoyed S1. I can not and will not watch S2 due to that fat no account joke stealing snizz

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (MGB5H)

162 Ratsheeta Taliban is whining about the EPA ruling.

Apparently the idea of actually having to work for a living does not appeal to her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (bW8dp)

163 But muh polar ice caps!!!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 30, 2022 08:37 PM (OalnH)

peachy
Posted by: REDACTED at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (us2H3)
***
Crystal Mountain on Mount Rainier will be open until the 3rd of July.
Awesome skiing!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:40 PM (anj39)

Yeah, I've skiied on the 4th of July at A Basin in Colorado. Its where the US Olympic ski team trains off season.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

164 . So, me and a buddy got a free ride on the bus, for 7 Tuesdays, to the Local Ski area, for FREE, so we could help with equipment, and give the Coach a hand. On a 80 person bus, where we were the ONLY two guys... besides the driver.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)


I bow down to your excellence!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:44 PM (anj39)

165 >>> Yikes

https://twitter.com/SilvinaFlorida/status/
1542653985542266881
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 08:36 PM (kf6Ak)

Ah yes, gayassed-grasshopper. But you will never be able to take the pebble from my hand looking that stupid.

Posted by: Master Kan at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (0fVbu)

166 150 Bilwis, agreed but it got to SCOTUS and they ignored all that existing law. Shame on them
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:39 PM (QBjAc)

We have no legal obligation to let refugees who are already in a safe country into the US. Now, we can choose to be generous, and I have no idea if that falls under a Presidential power or Legislative one.

The weird thing is, Democrats behave and talk like these people must be saved from the awful fate of living in Mexico, but Mexico is totally not a shit hole, you racists!

Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (cupoy)

167 Every night I watch the cute animal videos - thanks, Ace, I do enjoy them - but after a few I always stop and think, "If I was the last person on Earth, I'd be lunch for most of them cute critters as soon as I ran out of ammo."

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

168 >>Ratsheeta Taliban is whining about the EPA ruling.


If she was a True Believer, she would Self Immolate

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (1Rhhi)

169 "Immigrant" get into the system as soon as possible so that you can support Fauci and Roberts and the other 500+ grifters that comprise the gov't that got you here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (QBjAc)

170 76 I dated an Ellie Fant in college.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2022 08:17 PM (rzOL9)
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Was she pachydermous?

Posted by: Squish goes the .... Hannibal was the guy who looked after the elephants at the Coloseum - The Goons at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

171 160 Wasn't Okie From Muskokee also supposed to be making fun of conservatives but it became an anthem.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)
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"Fighting Whities" was meant to be some "How would you like a sports team named after you" move, and became a popular internet merch site...among whities.

Like the African cannibal said: Be sure to eat your whities!
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:43 PM (krQz2)

Isn't "Fighting Irish" already basically Fighting Whities?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (b2nrj)

172 Heya Duke!
How's the Marine? He still in Germany?

Prayers for y'all.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

173 Damn, this headline from the Babylon Bee is savage:
No one else at Vatican able to receive communion after Pelosi drinks all the wine

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (NCgXW)

174 Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 08:42 PM (u+Y3T)

Been there... did that... skiied with sparklers.... just because!

Murica!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

175 To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.
>>
300 miles equals how long sitting in traffic with the ac on waiting to get off of galveston.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (t3/qz)

Maybe as far as Dickinson, if you're fortunate. If not, then Bayou Vista.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (4I/2K)

176 The weird thing is, Democrats behave and talk like these people must be saved from the awful fate of living in Mexico, but Mexico is totally not a shit hole, you racists!
Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (cupoy)
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I know. I chuckled to hear that remaining in Mexico was cruelty.

Tell the Mexicans who live in Mexico that.

Seemed like some breach in diversity etiquette.

...

If the left thought about anything...

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (krQz2)

177 167 Every night I watch the cute animal videos - thanks, Ace, I do enjoy them - but after a few I always stop and think, "If I was the last person on Earth, I'd be lunch for most of them cute critters as soon as I ran out of ammo."
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

Backup weapons and trapping? Slings never run out of ammo in most places.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (b2nrj)

178 Isn't "Fighting Irish" already basically Fighting Whities?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (b2nrj)

Black Irish Mother F'er....

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson.... at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

179 The weird thing is, Democrats behave and talk like these people must be saved from the awful fate of living in Mexico, but Mexico is totally not a shit hole, you racists!
Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (cupoy)

Oh yeah? Then why is it that every lefty that threatens to leave the country always wants to go to Canada and not Mexico?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (AiZBA)

180 > Isn't "Fighting Irish" already basically Fighting Whities?

Old, old, old joke:

What do you call the meanest, toughest Polish boys in America?

The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (bW8dp)

181 I suppose this is appropriate to Sonny Barger.

https://youtu.be/xHQMvhcj0EI

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

182 >> Long story short, she had a Class in Snow Skiing, that would go up on Tuesdays, but she had a problem where everyone who had signed up for class??? Female who could not ski. So, me and a buddy got a free ride on the bus, for 7 Tuesdays, to the Local Ski area, for FREE, so we could help with equipment, and give the Coach a hand. On a 80 person bus, where we were the ONLY two guys... besides the driver.


Let me plug in my Wah Pedal and you can finish up the rest of that story.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (1Rhhi)

183 It's always fun to hear how calling Obama a Kenyan is "racist", too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (krQz2)

184 Wasn't Okie From Muskokee also supposed to be making fun of conservatives but it became an anthem.


I always thought it was more of a tribute to the older generation

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (u+Y3T)

185 Scotus- ok we took out roe, but to make up for it, let in all of the illegals and let the state decide if your religious objection is valid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (t3/qz)

186 While the sheep are distracted...

https://tinyurl.com/3ut9csfd

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (+my1P)

187 The Chinese economy is under water, again. This is why you can't buy pork and chicken at a reasonable price right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0xtR7Py1Y

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)

188 She is not comedian. She is a product with a short shelf life.

Something Ace might know about. You know shelving. A nightmare morphs into gerunding.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (J8LnB)

189 >> To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.

300 miles equals how long sitting in traffic with the ac on waiting to get off of galveston.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (t3/qz)

No idea. But you don't wait until the last minute, that's for sure. Not with an EV your only option out of town. For the Katrina evac, there were people trapped in traffic for 5+ hours on Hwy 49. I know the back ways out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (F0YaR)

190 And now you know how Squirrel Pox started.... with a drink... and a chick...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

191 The Chinese economy is under water, again. This is why you can't buy pork and chicken at a reasonable price right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0xtR7Py1Y
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)
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That's both sweet and sour.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:51 PM (krQz2)

192 Cat Ass, cliff noted it in one. I applaud you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 08:51 PM (QBjAc)

193 I buy my chickens from the Hutterites up the road.

Pork comes from the Menonites.

Don't know why they don't mix, really. Probably get better bulk deals on those denim skirts.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:52 PM (1Rhhi)

194 >>While the sheep are distracted...


I've been watching Russia systematically kick Biden's ass for months now.

They are pumping and selling more oil now than before the war at inflated prices and the ruble is surging to records highs all thanks to Biden's inane sanctions. Entirely predictable.

The only people who seem distracted are leftists who had to put down their Ukraine flags to wave their pride flags and then their abortion flags.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

195 Boots on the Ground...Bonus report...Economic conditions are worsening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMuNw88674

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:53 PM (+my1P)

196 Hey, nurse! He's still at LeJuene. Yours is recovering I hope?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2022 08:53 PM (u73oe)

197 >>They are pumping and selling more oil now than before the war at inflated prices and the ruble is surging to records highs all thanks to Biden's inane sanctions. Entirely predictable.


So much so that they locked us out of any markets where we could take advantage of his retarded policies.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (1Rhhi)

198 For Duncanathrax again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNaTcwqBH3k

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (W+kMI)

199 177 167 Every night I watch the cute animal videos - thanks, Ace, I do enjoy them - but after a few I always stop and think, "If I was the last person on Earth, I'd be lunch for most of them cute critters as soon as I ran out of ammo."
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

Backup weapons and trapping? Slings never run out of ammo in most places.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:47 PM (b2nrj)


I'd give it my best, but surrounded and hard-pressed forces do not often last very long, and as the last person on Earth I would be more than a bit surrounded

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (AMIL/)

200 194 >>While the sheep are distracted...


I've been watching Russia systematically kick Biden's ass for months now.

They are pumping and selling more oil now than before the war at inflated prices and the ruble is surging to records highs all thanks to Biden's inane sanctions. Entirely predictable.

The only people who seem distracted are leftists who had to put down their Ukraine flags to wave their pride flags and then their abortion flags.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

And WSJ reporting that Russia is expecting a record wheat crop and doing massive grain exports.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (b2nrj)

201 101 I went to a game preserve in South Africa a couple times and the elephants were among my favorites to watch. The whole herd would watch out for the babies like concerned uncles and aunts.

They are clearly intelligent animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

They mourn their dead.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:24 PM (F0YaR)
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Remember Hollywood's fixation with an Elephant Graveyard? All that ivory for the taking.

Posted by: Elephant hair make nice bracelets at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

202 Boots on the Ground.


Is that the sequel to Pants on the Ground??

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)

203 The Chinese economy is under water, again. This is why you can't buy pork and chicken at a reasonable price right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0xtR7Py1Y
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)


New Disney movie with Ping will be released soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 08:55 PM (anj39)

204 I've been watching Russia systematically kick Biden's ass for months now.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (b2nrj)
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He really needs to do something about that Kick Me sign.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:56 PM (krQz2)

205 186 While the sheep are distracted...

https://tinyurl.com/3ut9csfd
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (+my1P)

The Russians have already won. The Germans don't have enough fuel to get through the winter. They are currently reopening coal power plants and importing all the natural gas (at several times the US price) they can and storing it for the winter. The Germans better get used to idea of chopping wood real soon.

All Putin has to do is wait until the Euros put enough pressure, or enough bribes on the table to make Ukraine give up the concessions Putin wants. Putin will get his land bridge to his warm water port, and the Germans are going to pay for it.

Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:56 PM (cupoy)

206 While the sheep are distracted...

https://tinyurl.com/3ut9csfd
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (+my1P)

I will point out that Russia did pay that interest payment and did not default. They paid it in Rubles and anyone that wants their money can get it Rubles and then convert to the currency of choice.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (1DgE4)

207 Event (Length of Celebration)
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Birth of Christ (1 day)
Resurrection of Christ (1 day)
Birth of the nation (1 day)
Ending slavery (1 day)
Mano a Mano butt sex (1 month)

Only 3 hours to go.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (vcv8B)

208 125 EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination

https://tinyurl.com/mr44vxzr
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (+my1P)
Why shouldn't they just buy an election? Less risky than stealing one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)

209 Cinco de quatro (1 day) per Obama

Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2022 08:59 PM (2oJif)

210 206 While the sheep are distracted...

https://tinyurl.com/3ut9csfd
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (+my1P)

I will point out that Russia did pay that interest payment and did not default. They paid it in Rubles and anyone that wants their money can get it Rubles and then convert to the currency of choice.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (1DgE4)

As "defaults" go it is rather underwhelming for a number of reasons. Does Russia appear to be a bad credit risk? Not at present. All of this is likely to lead to less centralized financial systems though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:59 PM (b2nrj)

211 "The Germans better get used to idea of chopping wood real soon."

I read somewhere that german firewood vendors have a 15 week backlog of orders.

I'm expecting nato to crack apart, soonish.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 30, 2022 09:00 PM (1DgE4)

212 The "new chicken economy."

My neighbors have chickens. I grow an abundance of squash. Chickens love squash. I have squash, my neighbor has chickens.

I now have 18 eggs for 5 squash and an ongoing agreement for more eggs and I get to dump my excess squash.

Later, I will have tasty hens on the BBQ, with squash, with my neighbor. And beer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 09:00 PM (BFigT)

213 The economy is racist!

Inflation is racist!

Steering wheels are racist!

Eeeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrryyyy thing is racist!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:01 PM (mE7cY)

214 Bif @ 80- big hemi

Bif...I wonder if this erection will last for over four hours?
Posted by: Diogenes

nephew was having cramps and heavy bleeding about his f-250 getting 13.5mpg. so yes. i'm giving the corn rattler some side eye here.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:02 PM (UgAdJ)

215 [Epoch Times: "DOJ Has VA Suspend All Benefits of Jan. 6 Prisoner":]

https://tinyurl.com/4c7fd77t

They should have written "Jan. 6 Banana-in-the-Tailpipe Republic Political Prisoner."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 30, 2022 09:03 PM (U+s6u)

216 3 more hours of "pride" month. Our long national nightmare is almost over. Until next year....

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:04 PM (u+Y3T)

217 Somewhere South, Thank you setting me straight. I did not due my due diligence before saying they defaulted. I was wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 09:04 PM (QBjAc)

218 148 past 100 gunbrag

The final form of my AR57

https://flic.kr/p/2nvtp6Q

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 30, 2022 08:38 PM (G0bXQ)
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Looks ...... nice .....

Posted by: Ciampino is envious at June 30, 2022 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

219 That elephant was cute.

I like elephants.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (R/m4+)

220 Will the Saudis make FJB bow to the king like Obama?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (t3/qz)

221 213 The economy is racist!

Inflation is racist!

Steering wheels are racist!

Eeeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrryyyy thing is racist!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:01 PM (mE7cY)
Well, turned out the guy that said 'This is cursed, that is cursed and theses are cursed!' was ....right.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

222 Later, I will have tasty hens on the BBQ, with squash, with my neighbor. And beer.



I hope the hens have been duly killed and plucked first?

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (u+Y3T)

223 Mano a Mano butt sex (1 month)

Only 3 hours to go.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (vcv8B)

I can't wait until Monday, when that drag clown will be off the home page of my employer.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2022 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

224 220 Will the Saudis make FJB bow to the king like Obama?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (t3/qz)
Probably take a few minutes longer to get a beejer out of him though.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

225 What next in the socialist wheel of oppression?

National lactating males month?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:06 PM (mE7cY)

226
Final: Astros, 2 - Yankees, 1

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (/U27+)

227 Somewhere South, Thank you setting me straight. I did not due my due diligence before saying they defaulted. I was wrong.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2022 09:04 PM (QBjAc)

It's all good.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (1DgE4)

228 Courtesy Gateway Pundit:

Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (krQz2)

229 younger brother is now on site with Mom. he's hauling her down to the county DA to file a 1,000 foot restraning order on our sister and her convicct probie tenant/boyfriend first thing tomorrow. he's documenting all of the harassment mom provided her lawyer with (whom diidn't do shit with it) and will use that and mom's 1st hand testimony tomorrow to get it. next steps are a conflict of interest internal affairs complaint to tje county probation office, because, get this...boyfriwnd/convict's fucking daughter is his probation officer. also eye witness testimony if seeing probie with weapons.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (UgAdJ)

230 >>> They should have written "Jan. 6 Banana-in-the-Tailpipe Republic Political Prisoner."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 30, 2022 09:03 PM (U+s6u)


Epoch times is one of the websites that block all access behind a nosey spy wall unless you give them something like your email address.

Posted by: Master Kan at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (0fVbu)

231 222 Later, I will have tasty hens on the BBQ, with squash, with my neighbor. And beer.



I hope the hens have been duly killed and plucked first?
Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:05 PM (u+Y3T


Heck with the hens, is no one gonna mention cooking the neighbor as a side?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)

232 >No, this is about the POS, Sonny Barger. 83 years old = no honor.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 08:42 PM (0ocXn)

He had to stay in, his bones were too brittle to survive being beaten out of the club

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)

233 I can't wait until Monday, when that drag clown will be off the home page of my employer.
Posted by: April

It will be there until the 15th at least. Can't stop the celebration too quickly. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like applause at the end of a concert.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (t3/qz)

234 It will be there until the 15th at least. Can't stop the celebration too quickly. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like applause at the end of a concert.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (t3/qz)

Pro tip: Never be the first to stop applauding pride month.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2022 09:10 PM (AiZBA)

235 At least we can get back to McCain's funeral now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:10 PM (mE7cY)

236 > I hope the hens have been duly killed and plucked first?
___________

We're rapidly reaching a point where I don't think that will matter.

But, yes. Plucked and processed. Finding like minded people at this time is a pleasure. Having something to trade, provide, give, whatever is a blessing and not forgotten with the locals.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 09:10 PM (BFigT)

237 >>>The "new chicken economy."

My neighbors have chickens. I grow an abundance of squash. Chickens love squash. I have squash, my neighbor has chickens

>My nephew's chickens go crazy for squash. They love it. They cackle and dance around and lay delicious eggs. They also shit everywhere if you need fertilizer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 09:10 PM (0ocXn)

238 I can't wait until Monday, when that drag clown will be off the home page of my employer.
Posted by: April

It will be there until the 15th at least. Can't stop the celebration too quickly. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like applause at the end of a concert.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (t3/qz)

and John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2022 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

239 28 Courtesy Gateway Pundit:

Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (krQz2)
WHAT??!!

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:11 PM (0OP+5)

240 Holy Crap, Bif.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:11 PM (t3/qz)

241 I've been watching Russia systematically kick Biden's ass for months now.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:54 PM (b2nrj)
He really needs to do something about that Kick Me sign.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 08:56 PM (krQz2)

Professionals v. Amateurs.

Once the gunfire starts, one advances and one retreats/freezes.

Rootin For Putin!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2022 09:11 PM (R/m4+)

242 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (UgAdJ)

Prayers and good luck, Bif

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 09:11 PM (kf6Ak)

243 That's a MAN, Baby!

Posted by: Spotted Dick at June 30, 2022 09:12 PM (krQz2)

244 232 >No, this is about the POS, Sonny Barger. 83 years old = no honor.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 08:42 PM (0ocXn)

He had to stay in, his bones were too brittle to survive being beaten out of the club

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)


Hunter Thompson made him a nation-wide counter-culture hero for a time in the mid-late '60s, until the Altamont concert

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 09:12 PM (AMIL/)

245 It is almost as if it was the democrats who were secretly working with the Russians. But that is crazy talk, I know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:13 PM (t3/qz)

246 Damn Bif.
Got yur back bro.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2022 09:13 PM (anj39)

247 The Venice, Italy photo is actually of the island of San Giorgio across the lagoon from St. Mark's Square. I know because we held a Steadicam Operator's Convention there back in 1997. I mean, seriously, if you're going to gather the top Steadicam Operators in the world, why go to Vegas when a stunning location is calling you across the lagoon!

Posted by: Brant Fagan at June 30, 2022 09:14 PM (XEVwW)

248 245 It is almost as if it was the democrats who were secretly working with the Russians. But that is crazy talk, I know.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:13 PM (t3/qz)
They have, ever since the revolution of 1917.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

249 Sesame Street propaganda.

“I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine. Was it safe? Was it the right decision?” Louie spoke to parents watching the ad. “I learned that Elmo getting vaccinated is the best way to keep himself, our friends, neighbors and everyone else healthy and enjoying the things they love.”

The ad, which is co-produced with the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and New York-based media company Ad Council, ends by directing parents to go to GetVaccineAnswers.org if they have questions related to having their young children vaccinated. The website is created by Ad Council in partnership with the CDC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:15 PM (t3/qz)

250 Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (krQz2)

Is that legal?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 09:15 PM (kf6Ak)

251 Prayers and good luck, Bif
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2022 09:16 PM (arJlL)

252 In related news, Elmo has suddenly died. No cause of death has been given, and no cause of death is expected to be given.

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)

253 205 186 The Germans better get used to idea of chopping wood real soon.
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Bye bye Black Forest.

Posted by: Ciampino is envious at June 30, 2022 09:17 PM (qfLjt)

254 Sesame Street propaganda.

“I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine.
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Can *monsters* contract Covid?

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:17 PM (krQz2)

255 >>>
It will be there until the 15th at least. Can't stop the celebration too quickly. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like applause at the end of a concert.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (t3/qz)


It would be like being the first person to stop clapping for a violent megalomaniac dictatorship.

Because it is.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:18 PM (0fVbu)

256 Can *monsters* contract Covid?
Posted by: Axeman

We don't know, but we better jab them all with this untested medication just to be sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (t3/qz)

257 Sesame Street propaganda.

“I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine.

They aren't showing the second commercials were Elmo develops a heart condition and dies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (MGB5H)

258 254 Sesame Street propaganda.

“I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine.
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Can *monsters* contract Covid?
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:17 PM (krQz2)

Latest gain of function research allows it to.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (b2nrj)

259 Is that legal?

You think it matters?

Posted by: GMan at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (GfWuY)

260 Wasn't the elmo puppeteer caught dorking children?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (0fVbu)

261 You know what happened last time Germany ran out of fuel ..?? They invaded Poland and then Ukraine...hmmm...

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2022 09:20 PM (V13WU)

262 You think it matters?
Posted by: GMan at June 30, 2022 09:19 PM (GfWuY)

SCOTUS has unexpectedly raised my hopes that it might

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 09:20 PM (kf6Ak)

263 nah, this is totally different.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2022 09:20 PM (V13WU)

264 200 194 >>While the sheep are distracted...
I've been watching Russia systematically kick Biden's ass for months now.
They are pumping and selling more oil now than before the war at inflated prices and the ruble is surging to records highs all thanks to Biden's inane sanctions. Entirely predictable.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)
And WSJ reporting that Russia is expecting a record wheat crop and doing massive grain exports.
======
People should note that the Brave Ukrainians (TM) have neither an air force nor a navy, so Russian cargos can sail through the Black Sea to the rest of the world unmolested. The oil and national gas exports are why the EU will never agree to direct NATO action to support Ukraine. Grind, grind, grind, Ukraine finally gives in when further resistance is useless, Putin does a victory lap, and we get to look even greater fools under the Potato Junta than we do already.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

265 ..To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.
Now, finding a recharging point; that might a tad difficult in a state like MS. Almost all our coast casinos have rechargers, and I pretty much never see one in use. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (F0YaR)

Yeah, no. The City of Houston & Harris & Galveston County no longer *do* evacuations, after the disaster of Hurricane Rita in 2005. Tens and hundreds of thousands of vehicles, stuck in unmoving traffic for 24/36/48 hours. Over 50 people died from heat stroke when their rides ran out of fuel on the +100 degree roads.

Tesla drivers would be early casualties such an event.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 09:21 PM (tkOps)

266 >>>Wasn't the elmo puppeteer caught dorking children?

Posted by: banana Dream

>Yes, but he held no interest in Katy Perry's tits.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 09:21 PM (0ocXn)

267 Wasn't the elmo puppeteer caught dorking children?
Posted by: banana Dream

Yeah, but he is black and gay, so it is ok.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2022 09:22 PM (t3/qz)

268 thank you, all. been a very tough week with dad's death and the way he died. dealing with mom's grief over that and my sister and her boyfried/convict history of harrassment and terrorising bith mom& dad, i'm very happy to not be in need of bail $. prolly why Smash went with me, huh?

dad is in a better place, and mom can start healing. my brother is going to to go gen x hyper nuts legally at my sister and her convict over this. i pointed out that if he wanted to eff her over even more, he could delay probating that land he just inherited for up to 4 years since the sister needs the cash sale to finance her drugs.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:22 PM (UgAdJ)

269 Two idiots came into a local watering hole this evening wearing masks.

I had to restrain an individual who was adamant they should remove them as the "mask theater" was nonsense and he was going to remove the masks for them.

Violence was averted, but people are sick and tired of the nonsense.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2022 09:23 PM (R/m4+)

270 I am feeling bitter today

"This is Karen. We have brainwashed Karen . . "

https://twitter.com/sophiadahl1/
status/1500399860335493124

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2022 09:23 PM (xhaym)

271 100% weaponized government. Absolutely ridiculous they are suspending VA benefits.

I can't even type what I'm thinking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:24 PM (mE7cY)

272 God bless ya Bif !

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2022 09:24 PM (arJlL)

273 It's probably a test run to see if they can get away with denying benefits to anyone that doesn't support the regime

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)

274 The Madagascar Rainbow Moth, aka the Pride Moth has only one natural enemy- the Pussycat Swallowtail! Nothing I enjoyed more seeing their destruction, save for maybe the dead ones impacted on the grill of my ‘63 Land Rover.

Posted by: Lord Beasley Waterford at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (C2QwQ)

275 > Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.
______________

It either is, or isn't an "insurrection." One side says "yea", the other, nominally "don't know." Maybe. Probably. If it's Trump.

We are well past the "shit or get off the pot" stage.

The correct response at this point is that the so called "insurrection" is just about to get started. You mutherfuckers ain't seen nuffin' neyt.

"Bluff calling is an art. But one needs to have plenty of paint."

Sun Tzu or some such shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (BFigT)

276 Biden is talking about suspending the filibuster in order to codify abortion into law.

And they won't stop there.

Leftists never stop trying to destroy people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (mE7cY)

277 261 You know what happened last time Germany ran out of fuel ..?? They invaded Poland and then Ukraine...hmmm...
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That was then. This is now, under the former Commie Merkel. Putin says "ribbet, ribbet" and Merkel hops up and down. Marcon publicly ditched Germany and warned the Potato that begging OPEC for relief is unreal, and that the USA should produce more oil and natural gas to mutually benefit American and European economies. The Potato fled in denial of reality as told him by the junta puppeteers.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

278 Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)

279 >>Biden is talking about suspending the filibuster in order to codify abortion into law.

>>And they won't stop there.

>>Leftists never stop trying to destroy people.

A lot to be angry about but I wouldn't worry too much about this one. Sinema and Manchin have already said no.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

280 It will be there until the 15th at least. Can't stop the celebration too quickly. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like applause at the end of a concert.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Haha, please, Lord, no. I think it will be gone, because the CEO does a video interview with a different person every two weeks, and that thing's two weeks are finished this weekend.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (OX9vb)

281 273 It's probably a test run to see if they can get away with denying benefits to anyone that doesn't support the regime
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)
Always said welfare cheats and illegal aliens mean more to the left than veterans.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)

282 271 100% weaponized government. Absolutely ridiculous they are suspending VA benefits.

I can't even type what I'm thinking.
=====
"When in course of human events..."

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (W+kMI)

283 If they thought recruiting for the armed services was hard now, wait till this makes it around the country.

Join up! We can't promise any benefits though if we see you made an unapproved Facebook post!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (mE7cY)

284 Biden is talking about suspending the filibuster in order to codify abortion into law.

Man chin and kinky boots already said no

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:28 PM (MGB5H)

285 Bif, geez...you are in my prayers. What a trying situation. I am so sorry you've lost your father, and the rest of this on top of it...

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2022 09:28 PM (OX9vb)

286 A lot to be angry about but I wouldn't worry too much about this one. Sinema and Manchin have already said no.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S

They are both democrats and therefore I assume their prices haven't yet been met. I don't trust any of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:29 PM (mE7cY)

287 ..Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (UgAdJ)

First, please accept my sincere condolences. Didn't get the chance to say that to you in the moment.

Second.. you need help, just holler. And that's all I can put here, on screen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 09:29 PM (tkOps)

288 The fact that none of the people complaining about sports team names and mascots can't or refuse to get is that sports teams want fans to like them. Its what they have to sell. So no team is going to use an identifier unless they feel people like or respect that identifier. So no team name or mascot is intended as an insult towards that group. And what has always puzzled me is no-one complains about the Milwaukee Bucks.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 30, 2022 09:30 PM (3/XaG)

289 Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.


Biden does not, but his handlers do and they don't care. With a compliant media pushing their narrative, the actual structure of the Constitution is completely irrelevant.

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:30 PM (u+Y3T)

290 269 Two idiots came into a local watering hole this evening wearing masks.
I had to restrain an individual who was adamant they should remove them as the "mask theater" was nonsense and he was going to remove the masks for them.
Violence was averted, but people are sick and tired of the nonsense.
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Personally I don't mind the leftard sheeple that still wear the masks. It makes them easy to recognize in the future.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

291 Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)
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Does anybody in DC know what the Constitution says?

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:31 PM (krQz2)

292 Milwaukee Bucks.
Posted by: azjaeger

Fear the deer!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:31 PM (MGB5H)

293 >>They are both democrats and therefore I assume their prices haven't yet been met. I don't trust any of them.

They both held fast the last time they were being hammered to change the filibuster. I don't think they will give in now.

The last time the left fucked around with the filibuster they lost the Supreme Court for at least a decade and look what that got them. Some of them aren't complete idiots.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

294 >>> Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (krQz2)

Is that legal?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 30, 2022 09:15 PM (kf6Ak)


Remember when TFG had the national parks closed down during a hissy fit about budgets?. He specifically had veterans strong armed out of the parks by guards in order to humiliate them.

People responded, shocked, mouth open, "how dare they!"

We should not be shocked by their evil anymore. Based on their nature we should count on it. The regime cares less for law than they do decorum.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:31 PM (0fVbu)

295 Seems no matter how hard I try I can't escape bad news. My husbands former boss passed away a few days ago from cancer. Just found out. Hubby is devastated. Before he was his boss they were good friends and made the rounds at the bars back in the day. RIP Mike.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 30, 2022 09:31 PM (nxdel)

296 >>>Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.

>No. Legislators are hacks. They have always been do-nothing hacks. That's the problem with electing legislators to executive positions. Joe and his clan steal, do drugs and fuck prostitutes.

Executives get shit done.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (0ocXn)

297 Gulag Garland's DOJ has ordered the VA to terminate all veterans' benefits for gulag denizens.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:07 PM (krQz2)
WHAT??!!
Posted by: Eromero
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Makes one proud to have served this country.

*SPIT*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (+my1P)

298 278 Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.
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The Potato forgot he's POTUS and no longer the Senator (D-DE) again. Don't expect the Lamestream Media or the junta to issue a correction.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (W+kMI)

299 I am starting to suspect that the reason the Left is so PO'd about Thomas has nothing to do with the abortion ruling. I think they are angry about the 2A ruling.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (5HBd1)

300 3 more hours of "pride" month. Our long national nightmare is almost over. Until next year....
Posted by: Mookie

I haven't seen any news on which deadly sin is next. Is July gluttony month? Seems like one of the 31-day months would have to be for gluttony.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 30, 2022 09:33 PM (P1f+c)

301 Condolences BIf and Jewells

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:33 PM (MGB5H)

302 Biden walks into a bar.
Bartender says fuck off.
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I'm still honing the joke

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 30, 2022 09:35 PM (PQkta)

303 Posted by: Jim

appreciate it. most likely won't need any. already confronted the convict. he is 100% aware that he is now dealing with very oissed off me. i made certwin je k ew the lock i oit on dad's machine shop, (tjat he has cut twice) was my own personal property, and that should anything, anything at all, my fault, his fault, dog pissing onit happened to that lock, he was going to meet a pair size 9e boots as they went through his ass to his molars. told the sheriff deputy i said that, and that it wasn't a threat. it was a fuck around and find out statement. sheriff deputy laughed his ass off.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 30, 2022 09:35 PM (UgAdJ)

304 291 Does Biden understand that the Executive branch is different from the Legislative branch? He can't demand the Senate change their rules.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)
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Does anybody in DC care what the Constitution says?

FIFY

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:36 PM (W+kMI)

305 Sorry for your loss, Jewells

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:36 PM (5HBd1)

306 I am starting to suspect that the reason the Left is so PO'd about Thomas has nothing to do with the abortion ruling. I think they are angry about the 2A ruling.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

The left loathes CT because he's the living nullification of every one of their moronic policies.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 30, 2022 09:37 PM (vcv8B)

307 299 I am starting to suspect that the reason the Left is so PO'd about Thomas has nothing to do with the abortion ruling. I think they are angry about the 2A ruling.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (5HBd1)
Of course it's the 2nd Amendment, how can they do what they want to you if you have a gun?

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)

308 I haven't seen any news on which deadly sin is next.

My money is on "Poly" month....

Posted by: Mookie at June 30, 2022 09:37 PM (u+Y3T)

309 I don't think Biden even wants the filibuster killed. He needs something to distract from his abysmal record and winding up his low IQ base over abortion is a pretty handy tool. Most of these idiots don't even know that abortion remains unchanged in many states. They don't do facts, they do theater.

Failure theater isn't owned by Republicans. Both teams use it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

310 Personally I don't mind the leftard sheeple that still wear the masks. It makes them easy to recognize in the future.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

Concur. I felt like Humungus restraining his dog.

Be still my dog of war, I understand your pain...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2022 09:37 PM (R/m4+)

311 Okay, I'm seeing much about DOJ cancelling VA bennies for "Gulag" denizens?

What is "Gulag", in this particular context? (yes, clearly I missed reading the article?)

2nd. WTF is DOJ doing, presuming it has authority of the VA, anyway?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 09:38 PM (tkOps)

312 Biden comes to the gates of heaven. Guy says, remember re mber what the bartender said? That.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 30, 2022 09:38 PM (PQkta)

313 The only thing removing a filibuster would make sense for is making final and permanent the destruction of the election process. I know that's one of their gets. But it has to be successful. Otherwise they would think the GOPe would come in, break the filibuster when they win and just undo it all.

Now GOPe wouldn't do that because they're worthless shits but one of the characteristics of evil people is they assume everyone else is conniving as they are.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:39 PM (0fVbu)

314 It's the J6 prisoners

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:39 PM (5HBd1)

315 207 Event (Length of Celebration)
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Birth of Christ (1 day)
Resurrection of Christ (1 day)
Birth of the nation (1 day)
Ending slavery (1 day)
Mano a Mano butt sex (1 month)

Only 3 hours to go.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (vcv8B)
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I'm sure we could cover Black History in one day too.

Posted by: Hutu and Tsutsi killing each other again at June 30, 2022 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

316 Hope you're right JackStraw. We've got two more years of this ridiculous nonsense.

My loins are as girded as they can get but I still don't know what to expect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:39 PM (mE7cY)

317 My loins are as girded as they can get but I still don't know what to expect.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Well fingers crossed things are somewhat on the up and up (i know big ol if) just have to play keep away til EOY

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:41 PM (MGB5H)

318 208 125 EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination

https://tinyurl.com/mr44vxzr
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (+my1P)
Why shouldn't they just buy an election? Less risky than stealing one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
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Okay but who's selling?

Posted by: Ciampino is not buying it at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

319 265 ..To be fair, if your tesla has a full charge, that's 300 miles of range. That's plenty to dodge any hurricane.
Now, finding a recharging point; that might a tad difficult in a state like MS. Almost all our coast casinos have rechargers, and I pretty much never see one in use. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 08:22 PM (F0YaR)

Yeah, no. The City of Houston & Harris & Galveston County no longer *do* evacuations, after the disaster of Hurricane Rita in 2005. Tens and hundreds of thousands of vehicles, stuck in unmoving traffic for 24/36/48 hours. Over 50 people died from heat stroke when their rides ran out of fuel on the +100 degree roads.

Tesla drivers would be early casualties such an event.

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 09:21 PM (tkOps)


Based on my experiences in evacuating from Rita (hellish experience) and Ike (no traffic), the best time to evac from home south of Houston is 16 hours before predicted landfall.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

320 Epoch times is one of the websites that block all access behind a nosey spy wall unless you give them something like your email address.

Posted by: Master Kan at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (0fVbu)

If you open the article link to a new private window, that will usually beat their paywall. ymmv

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

321 Heh. Insty has a link to Rolling Stone, which is still inexplicably around. They set their hair on fire, then ran into a napalm factory with the following tweet.

"The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the planet should burn."

https://tinyurl.com/y3h3w8kf

Posted by: Archimedes at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (/NCI4)

322 314 It's the J6 prisoners
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:39 PM (5HBd1)
Remember they took Ashli Babbitt's VA benefits too, because a yankee policeman murdered her in cold blood.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)

323 310 Personally I don't mind the leftard sheeple that still wear the masks. It makes them easy to recognize in the future.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

Concur. I felt like Humungus restraining his dog.

Be still my dog of war, I understand your pain...
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In his stellar review of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, Razorfist glibly describes the bus of fools inside the refinery as Clinton Campaign Donors. It makes so much sense.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:44 PM (W+kMI)

324 Jim,

The gulag is where the political prisoners in DC are held.

A vet that has been held there for well over a year has just notified his wife that his VA disability compensation is being threatened.

If not convicted, he keeps his bennies.

If convicted, he loses his bennies, plus has to pay for the 'overpayments' backdated to...Jan 6.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (+my1P)

325 318 208 125 EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination

https://tinyurl.com/mr44vxzr
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:31 PM (+my1P)
Why shouldn't they just buy an election? Less risky than stealing one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
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Okay but who's selling?
Posted by: Ciampino is not buying it at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)
Deepstate selling America to BigMoney.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

326 213 The economy is racist!

Inflation is racist!

Steering wheels are racist!

Eeeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrryyyy thing is racist!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:01 PM (mE7cY)
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racyss

Posted by: Ciampino thinks it's RESIST at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

327 320 Epoch times is one of the websites that block all access behind a nosey spy wall unless you give them something like your email address.

Posted by: Master Kan at June 30, 2022 09:08 PM (0fVbu)

If you open the article link to a new private window, that will usually beat their paywall. ymmv
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

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Speaking of such things, when did pjmedia go to requiring VIP access to read comments?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (CAJOC)

328 No one would evacuate in a Tesla, silly. That's what the two and three other REAL cars are for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (xMqdx)

329 Epoch times is one of the websites that block all access behind a nosey spy wall unless you give them something like your email address.

*

Some other moron introduced it, but search for

12 foot paywall

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 30, 2022 09:46 PM (Xp8eC)

330 Speaking of such things, when did pjmedia go to requiring VIP access to read comments?
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earlier this month

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:47 PM (+my1P)

331 USC and UCLA to big ten in 2024 is now official

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:47 PM (MGB5H)

332 324 Jim,

The gulag is where the political prisoners in DC are held.

A vet that has been held there for well over a year has just notified his wife that his VA disability compensation is being threatened.

If not convicted, he keeps his bennies.

If convicted, he loses his bennies, plus has to pay for the 'overpayments' backdated to...Jan 6.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (+my1P)
Slimy bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

333 Biden really is aiming for the absolute basement on his polling if he thinks fucking with vets benefits is going to play well in Peoria.

He's bankrupting veterans families, including their kids.

I'd make sure this runs nonstop on every news channel if I were the RNC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)

334 Speaking of such things, when did pjmedia go to requiring VIP access to read comments?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 30, 2022 09:45 PM (CAJOC)

About a month ago.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2022 09:48 PM (F0YaR)

335 Ah. THAT "Gulag". Understood, thanks!

President Trump 47 needs to walk off the Inauguration Stage, take the Beast directly to the D.C. Jail, relieve the jailer of the keys, and FREE those PEOPLE.

Necessary paperwork to pardon, restore rights, refund losses and file charges against the evildoers, to follow. Brings to mind, I don't know who'd be out there as a fire-breathing Wartime Attorney General, but one such will be exactly who we need there, backing up the Boss.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 09:48 PM (tkOps)

336 The VA notified the poor guy's wife, not the guy himself.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:48 PM (+my1P)

337 That baby elephant showing his mom how tough he could act had the right moves, and the right look, just in miniature. Wait until he's full grown.

Reminded me of that kid who idolized Andre Vasilevsky (TB goalie) and for every televised game would dress up in full goalie gear and mimic every move Vasileevsky would make during the game, including rocking back and forth during the anthem and banging his stick on the living room floor when t ended.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2022 09:49 PM (kXYt5)

338 EXCLUSIVE: FOIAs Reveal Progressive Money Fueling FBI, DOJ, Leftist Activist and Election Official Coordination

https://tinyurl.com/mr44vxzr

*

That's an incredible link. Not surprising, but incredible to realize they aren't trying to hide it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (Xp8eC)

339 I love ya, Jim, but Trump will never see the inside of the Oval Office again.

And 2024 is an eternity away.

Sorry, I no longer believe that this nation is gonna be saved...or is even worth saving.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (+my1P)

340 Doesn’t Stihl make a riding chainsaw for hurricane/tornado evac/relief with an optional AR attachment that goes up?

Posted by: Rex B at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (giTxN)

341 >>"The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the planet should burn."

This is what I mean. The left has had an enormous advantage for decades. They got stuff shoved down our throats by an activist SC and a complicit administrative state despite the fact they couldn't get it done in Congress. And they now know the game is up.

All the SC did was Roe was say it was a horrible legal decision and the issue belongs to the states. They didn't say abortion was illegal. Similarly, they didn't say global warming was a hoax, they just said that unelected bureaucrats have no power to make laws. That should be done by Congress.

The ignorant drama queens on the left have no fucking idea what the court said nor do they understand how government is supposed to work. And they don't care. Stupid children But they sure do have their panties in a bunch and that's about the only good thing to come out of this for the left.

They need to distract from the reality of their governing more than they need Roe or the EPA.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

342 315 207 Event (Length of Celebration)
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Only 3 hours to go.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 30, 2022 08:57 PM (vcv8B)
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I'm sure we could cover Black History in one day too.
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We might as well, with "an all-star spectacular" show like they used to run in the Seventies and early Eighties. I've noticed in the past few years that for Black History Month (the shortest one, the deviants get 2 more days lol) only entertainers and athletes get mentioned. The likes of George Washington Carver, Crispus Attucks, Sojourner Truth, Harriet Tubman, and Frederick Douglass are conspicuously absent.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (W+kMI)

343 205 186 While the sheep are distracted...

https://tinyurl.com/3ut9csfd
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 08:48 PM (+my1P)

The Russians have already won. The Germans don't have enough fuel to get through the winter. They are currently reopening coal power plants and importing all the natural gas (at several times the US price) they can and storing it for the winter. The Germans better get used to idea of chopping wood real soon.

All Putin has to do is wait until the Euros put enough pressure, or enough bribes on the table to make Ukraine give up the concessions Putin wants. Putin will get his land bridge to his warm water port, and the Germans are going to pay for it.

Posted by: Bilwis out in the corn field at June 30, 2022 08:56 PM (cupoy)


Biden has no winning end game options. Not that he and Jake Sullivan even thought 6 hours ahead since late December. Biden's dug himself in too deep to be able to figure his way out, unless Putin retreats to February 23 borders and says, "Oops, I screwed up. I'll be a good boy and resign if you remove those terrible sanctions." Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 09:51 PM (AMIL/)

344 My grand niece, brother and dad used to go every Saturday to an Italian restaurant for lunch. All she would ever order was angel hair pasta with butter and Parmesan. Dad is long gone and she's starting to drive so I Amazoned the makings before I'm in the ground and her mom sent me a pic of the smiliest kid you ever saw. Made my week at least!

Posted by: dartist at June 30, 2022 09:51 PM (+ya+t)

345 Could the federal government pass a law that people who put pineapple on their pizza were allowed to be exterminated and no state could protect the lives of those people?

Now there could be debate about this. Some could believe that people who put pineapple on pizzas aren't really alive and further their presence puts an undo burden on others. Others could believe that pineapple pizza people are alive and destroying them would be murder.

Nothing against pineapple pizza people, a rhetorical example. How could the fed come in and legislate them being made outlaws? I mean, that's what abortion law is, designating a subset of the population, the unborn, as outlaw.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:52 PM (0fVbu)

346 I am starting to suspect that the reason the Left is so PO'd about Thomas has nothing to do with the abortion ruling. I think they are angry about the 2A ruling.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 30, 2022 09:32 PM (5HBd1)
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He has angered them by not agreeing with them while having some amount of power. Their fury will eventually sleep and it will slumber until he opposes them again.

It's really kind of telling that they have enjoyed the authoritarianism of the Court going their way, that they read that authoritarianism into every decision this court dares to write, whether it's there or not.

They take that the EPA overstepped its bounds when it did this and such to a condemnation that the world should burn (not the finality).

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:52 PM (krQz2)

347 I love ya, Jim, but Trump will never see the inside of the Oval Office again.

I agree SMH. They will make sure of it.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 30, 2022 09:52 PM (nxdel)

348 331 USC and UCLA to big ten in 2024 is now official

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:47 PM (MGB5H)


No school in the rump PAC will ever make it to the BCS playoff.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 09:53 PM (AMIL/)

349 Now there could be debate about this. Some could believe that people who put pineapple on pizzas aren't really alive and further their presence puts an undo burden on others.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2022 09:52 PM (0fVbu)
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Useless eaters...of pineapple.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:54 PM (krQz2)

350 Hey jewells.

I'm so pissed right now...and so disgusted.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:54 PM (+my1P)

351 including rocking back and forth during the anthem and banging his stick on the living room floor when it ended.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2022 09:49 PM (kXYt5)

That's adorable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2022 09:54 PM (XIJ/X)

352

NOOD, the ONT is...

Posted by: Zettai at June 30, 2022 09:54 PM (KuEk4)

353 Sorry, I no longer believe that this nation is gonna be saved...or is even worth saving.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 30, 2022 09:50 PM (+my1P)

But definitely worth being rebuilt on the bones of those who fucked it up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 30, 2022 09:55 PM (VwHCD)

354 31 USC and UCLA to big ten in 2024 is now official
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 30, 2022 09:47 PM (MGB5H)
No school in the rump PAC will ever make it to the BCS playoff.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 30, 2022 09:53 PM (AMIL/)

The Big Ten cannot count...should be ashamed of themselves.

Kollege.

What is it good for.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2022 09:56 PM (R/m4+)

355 Biden walks into a bar.
Bartender says fuck off.

bartender reads card

WHAT will YOU have?

Posted by: Miklos , honing in at June 30, 2022 09:56 PM (thbCK)

356 I love ya, Jim, but Trump will never see the inside of the Oval Office again.

I agree SMH. They will make sure of it.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 30, 2022 09:52 PM (nxdel)
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Right now, he's lucky if he misses the inside of a jail cell, where he will be put on glitchy-camera suicide watch.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:56 PM (krQz2)

357 253 205 186 The Germans better get used to idea of chopping wood real soon.
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Bye bye Black Forest.

Posted by: Ciampino is envious at June 30, 2022 09:17 PM (qfLjt)
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Had another thought. The Ardenne is a huge forest, lots of firewood and if it is thinned out then it's easier for tanks to get through ........ April in Paree!

Posted by: Goon Moriarty's favorite song refrain at June 30, 2022 09:56 PM (qfLjt)

358 Whom DC would destroy they first put on "suicide watch".

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2022 09:56 PM (krQz2)

359 {{{jewells45}}}

Please give your husband my condolences. Losing a friend always hurts.

The hugs have to be from you. Too far for a bro-hug, and he would like your gym-enhanced hug better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 30, 2022 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

360 331 USC and UCLA to big ten in 2024 is now official
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What the furiously flaming [REDACTED OBSCENE PHRASE] are those California schools to be doing in the Big Ten? They are supposed to be the teams that our champs (or runner-up champs maybe these days) get to beat in the Rose Bowl! Tell them to join the Pac Ten with the other Left Coast Loser teams and not drag down the Home of Football with their lameness and inevitable stupid woke California-origin requests. Besides, the season is barely long enough for all the twelve Big Ten teams to play each other in a season as it is. (Plus fit in the usual "third rate team plays OSU to get crushed like the Iraqi National Guard for NCAA $$$" game.)

Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2022 10:00 PM (W+kMI)

361 2015/16, I was solidly in the Cruz camp. Then, Trump wiped the floors in the primaries, and even with skepticism as to the outcomes, I voted Trump.

Never regretted it, don't regret it still. If Trump is in the Texas Primary, I'm likely to vote for him. Unless there's a true, UBER MAGA on the podium, Godzilla vs. Godzilla.

Then, my decision matrix may change, and my popcorn intake shall.. increase.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2022 10:01 PM (tkOps)

362 My cat also does the thumping thing with his hind legs,
Usually on my torso.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2022 10:01 PM (jTmQV)

363 Isn't "Fighting Irish" already basically Fighting Whities?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2022 08:46 PM (b2nrj)

Presumably the Whities would be assumed Protestant and the Irish Catholic.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2022 10:17 PM (eoQWY)

364 I saw a YouTube video where somebody had made that coke/jello salad. The verdict was that it was pretty nasty.

Posted by: Dagny Taggart at June 30, 2022 10:19 PM (4OXRw)

365 271
Well if it was that I'd like to see God give Garland his "retirement benefits", consider it said.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 30, 2022 11:30 PM (roH4R)

366 279
'>>Leftists never stop trying to destroy people.'

Yes. They do. They're only one helicopter ride away from stopping.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 30, 2022 11:33 PM (roH4R)

367 Wrіte more, thats all Ι hаve to say. Lіterally, it seems as thougһ you relied on the ｖideo to make your ρoint.

You definitely knoԝ ѡhat youre talking about, why throw
away your intellіgence on just postіng videos to your site when you could be giving us
something informative to read?

Posted by: sensation at July 01, 2022 12:00 PM (kuMD1)

368 The numbers earned Halterman a $1 million jackpot, matching all gkve white balls in Saturday's drawing.

Posted by: Article source at July 03, 2022 04:39 AM (bgUlJ)

369 The New Yorrk Lottery introduced a Powerball scratchcard in 2010.

Posted by: Article source at July 05, 2022 07:21 AM (wQ/Ld)

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