Noted "Conservative" Legal Analyst Andy McCarthy of NRO and the Rest of the NeverTrump True Conservative All-Stars Go Balls-Deep on Madison Cornbread's "He Lunged For the Wheel" Hoax

Another absurd hoax pushed on us by the left, which NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. humiliatingly fell for.

You know, the Smart Ones who are Nobel and Always Tell the Truth.

After all of Madison Cornbread's third-hand hearsay "I heard it from Casey who heard it from Jace who heard it from Brandon" stories, and all the media's armageddon-level promotion of the story, it turns out it was all just the latest RussiaGate-style hoax.

Secret Service lead and presidential driver are prepared to testify under oath that Trump did NOT grab steering wheel or lunge at agents to drive himself to Capitol on January 6
Bobby Engel, the lead agent on Trump's detail, and the presidential driver at the time are prepared to testify under oath to the committee that Hutchinson's testimony is incorrect, according to multiple news outlets
'I'm the effing president, take me to the Capitol now,' Cassidy Hutchinson, Mark Meadows' top aide, said Trump ordered

Peter Alexander
@PeterAlexander
NEW: @SecretService spox Anthony Gugliemi tells me the agents in Trump's presidential SUV are "available to testify under oath, responding to [Hutchinson's] new allegations." (1/2)
A source close to the Secret Service says both men dispute Trump grabbed the steering wheel or assaulted an agent. They do not deny that Trump was irate and demanded they drive to the Capitol. (2/2)

Irate that his driver and bodyguards were refusing a direct order and were essentially kidnapping him? Yeah, I can see that.

The important thing is that these men could have been asked about this before Madison Cornbread was put on stage to relay her false story.

In fact, they almost certainly were asked about this. From AllahPundit's own humiliating climbdown:

I'll leave you with Jake Tapper grilling committee member Jamie Raskin this afternoon about Hutchinson's SUV story. Did you corroborate it with other witnesses, Tapper asks? Raskin is evasive. The best he can do is say that nothing he's aware of contradicts what Hutchinson said, which is ... not corroboration.

It's almost as if he knows Madison Cornbread is offering a hearsay tale that none of the first-hand witnesses attest to, but they're calling Madison Cornbread to the stand instead of them because they like her lies better than their truth.

I noted in this afternoon's post that the January 6 committee has already interviewed Engel. Maggie Haberman reports that they interviewed Ornato too, many months ago. I assumed they had already corroborated the details of the SUV incident with the two of them and were having Hutchinson tell her story today in anticipation of Engel and Ornato telling it themselves in future testimony. Otherwise, why the hell would they have Hutchinson pass on a story second-hand on national television which might not bear out under scrutiny, causing it to blow up in their faces?

Um, they put Madison Cornbread on for the same reason crooked prosecutors put on a lot of hearsay witnesses -- because the actual witness, the ones that the hearsay witness is supposedly repeating the words of, actually disputes and denies the words the hearsay witness attributes to him, and the crooked prosecutors prefer the story the hearsay witness tells. So they call the hearsay witness rather than the actual first-hand witness and just pretend the first-hand witness doesn't exist and hope no one thinks to ask the first-hand witness.

You can get away with this in situations where the game is rigged and there is no opposing side to ask questions or call adverse witnesses. Like on the January 6 committee.

I assumed too much, it seems. And as others have noted, it *is* strange that this explosive account of what happened in the vehicle never once leaked in 17 months before today.

They put on the lie because they need to stoke public interest in this rehash of the second impeachment hearing and, like the media they're playing to, they are perfectly fine running lies for clicks and ratings. If necessary, they will append a teeny-tiny "Clarification" to the story a year from now on page 548 of their report.

The Committee deliberately did not ask additional questions of additional witnesses about Madison Cornbread's surprise revelations. They didn't want to fact-check the story and find out it was false, so they chose to do no fact-checking at all.

(Except for the previous fact-checking they'd already done, in which not a single witness ever claimed anything like this every happened.)

And oh, Madison Cornbread also is accused of lying about making a contemporaneous note which she claims proves her current recollection:

Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Former White House lawyer Eric Herschmann says that it is not true that Cassidy Hutchinson wrote the handwritten note that she testified on Tuesday that she wrote. He says it's not true because he was the one who wrote the note.

But let's believe the other things she says.

But AllahPundit still believes all their lies. Because he's Smart!

And they're members of his Class! Well, actually, they're not members of his class; they're members of a class several rungs higher than his. But he wants to join their class. He aspires to their class. He identifies with their class, so all their lies are truths!

All of the NeverTrumpers believe the lies of their Very Good Leftwing Media Friends and Twitter Cybersex Partners. They're all in the same class together, or, like AllahPundit, aspire to be part of the same class.

Oh, and meanwhile, all the NeverTrumpers say:

wE'rE tOtAlLy AgAiNsT tHe TrIbAlIsM oF tHe UnDeRcLaSsEs!!!

And we should definitely believe the Crooked Prosecutors of the J6 committee, even though they're resorting to such egregiously-underhanded tactics like this, putting on a hearsay witness you know is testifying to falsehoods while refusing to call the actual witnesses who would contradict her.

Let's believe all the things!

Andy McCarthy, for example, can't wait to Vouch For the latest hoax his leftwing government functionary palz have cooked up:

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As a commenter here is fond of saying: Andy McCarthy's made his reputation by successfully prosecuting a blind sheikh who admitted that he was guilty.

Juneteenth Is Gay
@NolteNC
Like Politico, NRO still has Andy McCarthy's hoax at the top of its page....
love watching these outlets discredit themselves.
LOVE IT!

National Review is a disaster. It has been for years. It's a joke.

Of course, The Automatic Establishment Vouching Robot wasn't the only NeverTrump retard who smeared himself with animal feces yesterday. This obese circus clown:

George Conway🌻
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

Where were you when they cancelled the Gorilla Channel?

Now I'm going to lay a little Con Law on you. The Constitution does not say that Congress has the right to investigate. And in fact, investigating is a function that is executive in nature.

Congress only has this power by implication -- it is implied, it is claimed, that Congress must have this power, because this power is necessary to carry out its other powers, specifically, the power to pass legislation or to conduct oversight of the executive agencies it is given oversight responsibilities over.

Those are the only situations in which Congress may wield this executive prosecution-like power.

Here, Liz Cheney comes right out and admits the J6 committee has no proper legislative goal here to justify Congress' use of an executive power of investigation. There is no legislative end sought. There is no agency being overseen.

She admits here that the legislature is illegally using its power to simply to gather evidence for the executive branch for a prosecution -- but without the usual safeguards that attend the accused in an actual prosecution.

Note that she links The French Mistake there, because of course Noted Russiagate Conspiracy Theorist David French is all-in on this newest hoax. (But in three months he'll be claiming he never bought into any of this, he just "wanted Mueller to be allowed to do his job.")

More reactions:

Jeffrey Toobin, who knows a thing or two about public strangulation, at least of chickens, offered his expert opinion.

Jeffrey Toobin
@JeffreyToobin
First apparent report of an attempted strangling by a President of the United States.

Sit down, Coomer.

True Conservative Adam Kinzinger:

Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

No Ukranian flag in his Twitter profile.

Am I the only True Ukrainian Patriot who Still Stands With Ukraine? Were the rest of these "I Stand With Ukraine" people just Sunshine Ukrainian Patriots?

CNN "media analyst:"

David Zurawik
@davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth. Talk about speaking truth to power. Shame on all those who were also there on Jan. 6 and have refused to share what they saw and heard with the committee and American people.

Former National Review "journalist" Robert Costa gravely intoned "this wasn't a bombshell, this was history."

Robert Costa on today's Jan. 6 hearing: "what we have just heard...wasn't a bombshell, this was history. We are watching history unfold. Not since...Butterfield revealed tapes have we seen this kind of new detail about presidential conduct."

UMM, what about Clinton's blowjobs? pic.twitter.com/dvpv31RQ0M
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) June 28, 2022

Weird how National Review keeps hiring lefties, huh?!?!

Glenn Greenwald had a bit of a rant:

JOURNALISTS, all day yesterday: Trump assaulted his Secret Service agents and grabbed the wheel of the presidential limo!!! Headline news. Smoking gun!!!!

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS: That never happened.

JOURNALISTS: That was never an important part of the testimony. pic.twitter.com/g0CHYfpidf
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 29, 2022

Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald
As any lawyer will tell you (if being honest), few things are less reliable than a proceeding with no adversarial component. These hearings have zero.
One can assign whatever blame one wants for that, but perhaps it means journalists should be...skeptical...of assertions there.
If, yesterday, you followed conservative journalists or analysts -- and really, why would anyone do such a thing: just block and ignore them -- you'd have heard instant skepticism even over the physics of Hutchinson's claim that Trump was able to grab the wheel of the "Beast."
Maybe parts of Hutchinson's story is true (although the part that got the instant attention and calls for prosecution -- Trump assaulted his agents and grabbed the wheel of the Beast! -- was highly dubious on its face), but *journalistic* skepticism, not cheerleading, is needed.
This (👇 ) is exactly what happened: largely due to Twitter dynamics.

If, as a journalist, you don't *instantly* join the liberal mob -- if you wait to see how facts emerge -- you stand accused of sin.
But if you jump on board, applause, virality and cable bookings are yours.

It's literally impossible to count how many times during the Trump years some *blockbuster!* Russiagate event materialized - the thing that was going to be the fatal blow - and journalists spent all day on Twitter reflexively peddling it, only to watch it fall apart over and over
For many (I'd say: most) corporate journalists, "Twitter" = "liberal Twitter" = "the only constituency that matters."

Heard it from a friend who

🤪 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1gcJfxdbg9
— Golden Advice 🇺🇲 (@RichardStiller4) June 28, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 Undernood?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:19 PM (nByzo)

2 Ewok posted back asswards.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 29, 2022 01:20 PM (5Qjf9)

3 Damn.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 29, 2022 01:20 PM (5Qjf9)

4 Missed it my *that* much

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:20 PM (WWh8n)

5 Holy Mackerel Ace, that's a girthy post!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 01:20 PM (wc2ZX)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 29, 2022 01:21 PM (muw8a)

7 Fffffff....

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 29, 2022 01:21 PM (zB/T/)

8 Woot!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 29, 2022 01:21 PM (0/z0P)

9 Ah, ace took so long because of the meme.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 01:21 PM (cfxeF)

10 Holy Mackerel Ace, that's a girthy post!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 01:20 PM (wc2ZX)

Yep. Now to the content.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:21 PM (nByzo)

11 Trump at the wheel, funniest pic ever!

Posted by: Liz at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (iFHRv)

12 These people are truly mental.

They need red flags to warn innocents of their insanity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (rG3UC)

13 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (1Yy3c)

14 Worth the wait.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

15 Ya know what else Trump Grabbed?
Pussy!

Posted by: vizzy at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (R/9t3)

16 After all of Madison Cornbread's third-hand hearsay "I heard it from Casey who heard it from Jace who heard it from Brandon" stories, and all the media's armageddon-level promotion of the story, it turns out it was all just the latest RussiaGate-style hoax.

Remember back when it took longer than four hours to definitively prove they were full of shit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (z99Zw)

17 Fist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (sJHOI)

18 So stupid, only an elite could believe it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (7bRMQ)

19 >>>Another absurd hoax pushed on us by the left,

Yep. In a twist, President Trump grabbed the wheel of their narrative (again) and wrekt their pathetic clown car of a show trial.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:23 PM (nByzo)

20 That chicken had it coming, believe me!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 29, 2022 01:23 PM (VJsqe)

21 So if we can have congressional hearings on sh*t the president may have done...can we bring Biden in to ask him about the wife of an SS agent he groped? Or the time he dropped trou in front of a female SS agent and then went for a naked swim while she had to keep her eye on him?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (ESjRY)

22 It's not about whether Trump actually tried to grab the wheel or cause an insurrection. It's that he would have if he could have and that's the real story here.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (BQkg5)

23 Trump will either end up in jail or dead.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (wbUmG)

24 Does the "Beast" have one of those dividers between the front seat and the passenger compartment?

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

25 Drudge is running that shit like it was another Clinton blowjob.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (0ocXn)

26 You'll never believe this, but from Cassidy Smollet's WiKi page, she wants to be a journalist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

27 George Conway thinks he's William Shatner now?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (llON8)

28 LMIAO at Fool Nelson tw@tt!

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (DJFLF)

29 Why the eff does George Conway have a sunflower next to his name?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

30 TRUMP PISSED IN THE LIMO TOO!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (PCB9H)

31 Neocon fool Podhoretz wrote a breathless column about Trump's doom based on the most outrageous nonsense brought up in the committee hearings. Its almost pathetic watching how desperately he's clinging to this ridiculous show like he did the Russian Collusion myth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (llsW/)

32 Vindaloomon Bearclaw > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (rG3UC)

33 Lock the Doors and flood the Chamber with Argon Gas.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (Rw2iA)

34 15 Ya know what else Trump Grabbed?
Pussy!
Posted by: vizzy at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (R/9t3)

Are those easy to catch? I wouldn't know. *srednop*

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 Trump shoulda' taken an Uber.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (BFigT)

36 It doesn't matter what is true or factual or real.

The only thing that matters is that a *select* group of people in power believe what they are told to believe. Then act on that belief, in the absolute certainty they can never be wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (YIVH2)

37 All done with McCarthy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (krQz2)

38 So stupid, only an elite could believe it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (7bRMQ)

What's even worse is most of these clowns are driven around in their limos and can't figure out that their arms aren't 12 feet long? Totally discounting the window divider between them and Jeeves.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (zB/T/)

39 Since when can someone testify to what amounts to double or even triple hearsay? I get it that this isn't a criminal trial -- or is it? -- but there should be some semblance of procedure that ensures some semblance of credibility. Her testimony amounted to little more than "oh yea, I overheard some dude talking outside my window about how he heard from his prostitute that her pimp saw an email on someone's computer that said . . . ." Get the fuck out of here.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

40 30 TRUMP PISSED IN THE LIMO TOO!!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (PCB9H)

-------
If he didn't shit, you must acquit.

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:25 PM (VJsqe)

41 Someone was fucking this broad and I want to know who.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Rw2iA)

42 NEW SHOCKING DEVASTATING BOMBSHELL RAAWWK!!!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (vrz2I)

43

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been drivin' around

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

44 Ya know what else Trump Grabbed?
Pussy!
Posted by: vizzy at June 29, 2022 01:22 PM (R/9t3)

A noose, a bottle of bleach, and a Subway sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

45 23 Trump will either end up in jail or dead.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (wbUmG)

My guess is that they're hoping to get him Jeffrey Dahmer'd.

Anally violated and then beaten to death by other inmates.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

46 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Yp3LT)

47 220 Good early afternoon dear Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 29, 2022 01:04 PM (qJxS1)

Willowed - hi {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (v23vE)

48 George Conway thinks he's William Shatner now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (llON8 )

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (DRSnL)

49 Even farking Canadians know that Trump would have needed 15 ft. long arms to lunge for the wheel.

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (DJFLF)

50 But AllahPundit still believes all their lies. Because he's Smart!

========

"Sure, this story is a lie and completely incorrect. I'm sure the next story over is perfectly truthful, though."
-Reading the New York Times

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

51 Funny Ace is the BEST Ace !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (arJlL)

52 Sebastian Gorka nailed it and did so very directly and skillfully. That tweet is excellent.

This entire assertion has been an obvious lie since the start. Anyone who's ever been in a big car, let alone a limo (let alone the hardened and privacy-secured *presidential* limo) understands how hard it would be for a large man in his 70s to lunge forward and grab the wheel or attack a passenger in the front seat from the rear.

It was an obvious lie that was preposterous on its face and anyone who's ever been in a car a time or time two would know it immediately. Only politicians and press whores would even think to try it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (WWh8n)

53 This woman is 24? I think that's what Ace said earlier in a post. No fucking way. Maybe 34.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

54 I'll leave you with Jake Tapper grilling committee member Jamie Raskin this afternoon about Hutchinson's SUV story. Did you corroborate it with other witnesses, Tapper asks? Raskin is evasive. The best he can do is say that nothing he's aware of contradicts what Hutchinson said, which is ... not corroboration.

Did you fill your pants? Both Biden and Nadler were evasive.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (/NCI4)

55 Nancy's Speedwagon

https://youtu.be/LGKQ3pt-RjA

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (nByzo)

56 I pray the age of lies ends soon.

Disappointing that Goldman is defending this trash. I used to read him when he went by Spengler.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (44ww/)

57 Dems continue to throw shit up against the wall to see what sticks. Media licks up every morsel. Coprophiliacs all.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (WFMLs)

58 Again the thing is, even if this crap was true, its still not illegal or actionable. It makes Trump look petulant but not excessively so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (llsW/)

59 Ya know what else Trump Grabbed?
Pussy!

I was watching a dumb movie called Finding Bliss which is about a woman that filmed a regular movie at a pron studio. Its based on a real story...

Anyway. Stormy Daniels had a bit part in it. And I thought to myself...wow has she gotten old.

Then I noticed the movie came out in 2009.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (ESjRY)

60 Gee, if that dang Trump HAD managed to overturn the election results, we never would have had the wonders of the Joe Biden presidency! Think of all of the GREAT THINGS we would have missed!

I'ma gonna try that out on the next lefty crybaby that wanders into my line of sight.

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (oedLL)

61 WHO WANTS MEXICAN?

Too soon?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (flINI)

62 George Conway🌻 @gtconway3d Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

***

Lol. Saw that post of his yesterday. I swear Conway's entire p*** feed on his computer must consist of guys getting kicked in the nuts by women.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (wb1YC)

63 The Committee deliberately did not ask additional questions of additional witnesses about Madison Cornbread's surprise revelations. They didn't want to fact-check the story and find out it was false, so they chose to do no fact-checking at all.
++++
If you were orchestrating a perjury operation with national coverage, would you ask questions that expose your crime?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (WWh8n)

64 Jesus take the wheel > Trump take the wheel

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)

65 The local McDonald's is out of Big Macs. Trump to blame.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

66 Someone was fucking this broad and I want to know who.
Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Rw2iA)

Swalwell? Paul Pelosi? Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

67 "Another absurd hoax pushed on us by the left, which NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. humiliatingly fell for."

It's not a lie/hoax if *you* believe it.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

68 The Cassidy Hutchinson book advance is hanging by a thread! But David Frum is trying hard to save it for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (JIbhz)

69 The thing I don't get is that their audience is all TV-watchers. The second she says "So-and-so said...", they should all have "Objection: Hearsay!" popping into their little brains.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (hOkZ5)

70 Neocon fool Podhoretz wrote a breathless column about Trump's doom based on the most outrageous nonsense brought up in the committee hearings. Its almost pathetic watching how desperately he's clinging to this ridiculous show like he did the Russian Collusion myth.

The walls are indeed closing in, but not on Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (/NCI4)

71 I will say this. Facebook isn't even touching this. Too many gear heads that KNOW how The Beast is set up.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (022x+)

72 BTW, you know this means Biden has tried to take the wheel before, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (Yp3LT)

73 From last night's ONT, video of Trump grabbing the wheel of the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (Bd6X8)

74 46 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Yp3LT)

Ultra MAGA energy.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

75 My guess is that they're hoping to get him Jeffrey Dahmer'd.

Anally violated and then beaten to death by other inmates.
Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (UnA8+)
---
What would be hilarious is if Trump is imprisoned, then a year later we find out he's the CEO of his own prison gang, and the prisoners are all happy and well-adjusted (for being prisoners).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (YIVH2)

76 I think Whatshername needs a pearl necklace.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

77 Did you corroborate it with other witnesses, Tapper asks?

I mean, its obvious to the dimmest person at this point that the Democrats are just trotting out every crank and goofball that claimed something as if its evidence. Its like a cop bringing every crazy anonymous tip at a court trial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (llsW/)

78 5 Drudge is running that shit like it was another Clinton blowjob.

Matt Drudge no longer has anything to do with the Drudge site.

A google exec basically bought it from him years ago now.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

79 Who's in charge of the list of hoaxes and lies the left has tried to get us to swallow over the past 5 years?

We need to amend, stat.

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

80 I honestly cannot for the life of me figure out what they're trying to prove with this witness. Trump threw a burger? Trump wanted to go to the Capitol?

OK, and?

As far as I can tell, they're trying to say Trump knew the crowd was armed and wanted to go to the Capitol to lead the armed mob in insurrection.

But this witness doesn't get us there. All we got from her is Trump threw a tantrum, knew some people were armed, and wanted to go to the Capitol. That's assuming her other claims don't fall apart as easily as the steering wheel and the note claim did.

Trump could just as easily claim he wanted to go to calm people down and tell them to go home. He was passionate because he wanted to stop things from getting out of hand.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (eyxn4)

81 IT'S NOT A LIE IF YOU BELIEVE IT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (vrz2I)

82 Well, normally I defend McCarthy ... but I think he'll be walking that one back pretty soon.

Posted by: Lucas at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (5DTn7)

83 Per George Conway, I've already forgotten where I was when whats her name testified.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (eGTCV)

84 And another day passes where we're not talking about inflation, grooming, the border, exposed coof lies, the frailness, stupidity, unpopularity and dementia of the fake P and VP, the weakness of the entire Democrat agenda, the suspiciously quiet Republicans, etc

This isn't a complaint, btw - it's the purpose of the story.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (v3oVY)

85 >>> 65 The local McDonald's is out of Big Macs. Trump to blame.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

He probably forced the workers to cook them well-done and then put lots of ketchup on them!!!

Posted by: This...is XiNN at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (llON8)

86 @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth. Talk about speaking truth to power. Shame on all those who were also there on Jan. 6 and have refused to share what they saw and heard with the committee and American people.
++++
He clearly needed a kleenex when he finished writing that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (WWh8n)

87 Itsa fkin cartoon they are running

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (2JBAr)

88 Also, yeah, this crapola is courtesy of the 'Trump is totally a Russian agent you guys!!111!!" bunch.

Thanks, no thanks.

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (oedLL)

89 Well, normally I defend McCarthy ... but I think he'll be walking that one back pretty soon.

Kevin, just like our favorite singer...I'll never give you up. I'll never let you down

Posted by: Frank Luntz at June 29, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

90 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?

From what I've read, there is a heavy barrier between the driver and the President, but it is under the control of the President. I would be very surprised, however, if there were no electronics installed to keep track of when the barrier is lowered by the President.

The whole thing is preposterous on its face.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (/NCI4)

91 I will say this. Facebook isn't even touching this. Too many gear heads that KNOW how The Beast is set up.
Posted by: rickb223
___

Don't even need to be a gearhead to realize they lied.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (wbUmG)

92 This is also taking the focus off of Pride Month.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (UuD2k)

93 The only people who believed the wheel grabbing testimony are the same people who believe President Trump all but personally lead people into the Capitol building.

Gasoline and groceries are first and foremost in the minds of America, not commie show trials.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (5pTK/)

94 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
.......

This made me cry. I don't know why.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

95 This woman is 24? I think that's what Ace said earlier in a post. No fucking way. Maybe 34.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (iFTx/)
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I had the same thought. Living in D.C., working for the feds really ages one up, apparently...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

96 And he would have made it too if the damn knob hadn't come off in his hand , the same way it always does.

Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (0OP+5)

97 Gunman on grassy knoll > Cassidy Hutchinson,

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (rG3UC)

98 Shame on all those who were also there on Jan. 6 and have refused to share what they saw and heard with the committee and American people.

I saw a government thug shoot an unarmed woman in the neck. Because he got off on it.

Can I go testify about that?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

99 Wait...

LilMissLiar is only 25?

She looks a lot older.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (wbUmG)

100 63 If you were orchestrating a perjury operation with national coverage, would you ask questions that expose your crime?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (WWh8n)

=========

Is anyone actually under oath?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

101 Fabulist fame whore.

Posted by: Greyman27 at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (RKLPC)

102 Another absurd hoax pushed on us by the left, which NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. humiliatingly fell for.

And this one was even dumber and more transparent than the last one. And with far less significance than most.

Let's say its true, somehow Trump lunged through the compartment divider and grabbed the steering wheel because he was pissed that the driver was ignoring a direct command from the President of the United States.

...and?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (llsW/)

103 From last night's ONT, video of Trump grabbing the wheel of the Beast:

Does this have something to do with Hillary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

104 Lol. Saw that post of his yesterday. I swear Conway's entire p*** feed on his computer must consist of guys getting kicked in the nuts by women.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (wb1YC)

There will be no kink shaming here.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (v3oVY)

105 Just mock them. Berate them. Call these mental defectives whatever you want. They deserve every ounce of it and then some.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (89T5c)

106 Where is Richard Gere when we need him most?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9dFKRZ8EbU

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (OgVnp)

107 Any reasonable prosecutor would prosecute this case!

Posted by: James Comey at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (JIbhz)

108 Does the "Beast" have one of those dividers between the front seat and the passenger compartment?
Posted by: BignJames

Yes, and it has no window in it.
It is solid as part of the chemical weapon protection of the president.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (wc2ZX)

109 @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

That speaks very ill of the company you keep. Cry moar, zoomie.

Posted by: Greyman27 at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (RKLPC)

110 Has anyone involved in this fucking farce ever actually been in a car before? The idea that a 70-year-old man in the back seat of even a small sedan can somehow lunge over the front seats to grab the wheel is preposterous on its face. Never mind that this wasn't even a big sedan, not even a regular limo, but a much larger and more heavily fortified vehicle.

Anyone who put this bimbo on the stand should be punished for suborning obvious false testimony. What's next, she testified that she heard from her pimp that Trump turned red and grew horns and a forked tail?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

111 My dog's best friend's owner's cousin says Orangemanbad.

Now I may not actually own a dog but that's not the important part of the story here.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (cfxeF)

112 You cannot commit perjury by telling rumors. Its just laughable and inadmissible

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (llsW/)

113 > Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?

There's video of Trump leaving his rally in an SUV, not The Beast. But there's still issues with the claim. The SS say it didn't happen and the broad claims it happened in The Beast.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (eyxn4)

114 I mean, its obvious to the dimmest person at this point that the Democrats are just trotting out every crank and goofball that claimed something as if its evidence. Its like a cop bringing every crazy anonymous tip at a court trial.

I actually believe her story. It makes perfect sense when you remember that zombie Elvis materialized in the front seat.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (/NCI4)

115 The thing I don't get is that their audience is all TV-watchers. The second she says "So-and-so said...", they should all have "Objection: Hearsay!" popping into their little brains.
Posted by: t-bird

That, or hear Judge Judy tell her to shut up and sit down.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (022x+)

116 Honest question: since she couched her "testimony" as "she heard" these things, does this make her immune to the charge of perjury?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (PiwSw)

117 This story has definitely moved my balls.

Posted by: Brett Baier at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (sWM8x)

118 Wait...

LilMissLiar is only 25?

She looks a lot older.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Life in the fast lane.

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (arJlL)

119 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Yp3LT)
++++
He has access to advanced defense research projects. He sent a henchman to break into a defense research lab and abscond with experimental new technology that will allow covert operatives to walk through walls. He used this early-development equipment in his attempt to hijack his own vehicle.

This is an important piece of background, because it indicates both premeditation and the former president's willingness to compromise national security for the pursuit of personal power.

Posted by: Next Week's J6 Committee Testimony at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (WWh8n)

120 @CassidyHutchinson
Adam Kinzinger is one of the most trustworthy and amazing people I know.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (v3oVY)

121 I used to make fun of other countries' politics and culture. I don't anymore. I realize we- the USA- have no standing.

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (geLO8)

122 Does this have something to do with Hillary?

There's no bollards if that's what you're asking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (Bd6X8)

123 It is solid as part of the chemical weapon protection of the president.

Allegedly the president can lower the partition if he chooses but its still ludicrous, give the distance and physical layout.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (llsW/)

124 Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

Did she make your kids sad too?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (GwxCX)

125 CRT got it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (PiwSw)

126 I pray the age of lies ends soon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (44ww/)

I, too, pray for SMOD.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (1Yy3c)

127
LilMissLiar is only 25?

She looks a lot older.

I'm not saying we passed her around for a while after she started working at this office but...I'm not not saying that either.

Posted by: LilMissLiar's Bosses at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (ESjRY)

128 I wonder if Allahpundit ever comes here to read Ace's hero worship?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (QSjkU)

129 Do NOT call the agents to testify.

It will only give the Dems an excuse to "reopen the investigation" and hold more hearings.

Repubs, or whoever needs to hear this: Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (786Ro)

130 >>> 92 This is also taking the focus off of Pride Month.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (UuD2k)

Not to mention Dobbs etc. I hope this means they're losing control over their paid rioters and had to use a distraction to get them not to set things on fire.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (llON8)

131 Damn. Scrolled through the content.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (QYPq3)

132 At this point, I put more faith and trust in a rando who goes by Truth Minister Lizzy than Andy McCarthy. What a dope.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (nByzo)

133 What's next, she testified that she heard from her pimp that Trump turned red and grew horns and a forked tail?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Are you trying to spread misinformation that he didn't turn red, grow horns, and a forked tongue?

The next unimpeachable witness will testify that he did do those things.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (YIVH2)

134 He literally grabbed multiple women by the pussy
------------------------------

Oh that is terrible! Impeach!

Posted by: Col. Bearclaw Vindman, Ukraine Defense Minister at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (JIbhz)

135 My only question is, what excuse is the GOP majority leader going to use to avoid pulling a ramped up version of this circus on the fucking Obama/Clinton complex????

Oh, what's that? None? No excuses will be proffered?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (IEa8U)

136 Honest question: since she couched her "testimony" as "she heard" these things, does this make her immune to the charge of perjury?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (PiwSw)

No. It's her Democrat bona fides make her immune to perjury.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (v3oVY)

137 >>>David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Somebody said that horsehockey codswallop?

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (0ixKl)

138 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?

FWIW, Trump wasn't in the Beast that day, according to video. He was in the black Suburban that ran over Jim Treacher.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)

139 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

And then he came in his pants.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (eiN05)

140 > Yes, and it has no window in it.
It is solid as part of the chemical weapon protection of the president.

The diagram of The Beast that was being passed around says the dividing window can be lowered with a button controlled by POTUS. That said, the video of POTUS leaving his rally shows he was in a SUV, not The Beast.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (eyxn4)

141 Man, I'm so glad The Gorilla Channel is back!

It's been my favorite t-shirt for like 5 years now, in heavy rotation still, and I was beginning to think it was slipping into irrelevance.

Posted by: Oedipus at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (BAB+z)

142 There's video of Trump leaving his rally in an SUV

Even in an SUV its ludicrous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (llsW/)

143 Sean Cassidy>Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

144 I have always wondered what a Star Chamber would look like if it had full network coverage and twitter feed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (xhaym)

145 He literally grabbed multiple women by the pussy

Sometimes 3 or 4 AT A TIME!

Posted by: The reality based community at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

146
Out: Grabbing a woman by the pussy!
In: Grabbing the Beast by the wheel!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (2PaTu)

147 @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
++++
Joe said similar things about Hunter.

These people need to know better people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (WWh8n)

148 Since this is a "bipartisan" panel, and the witnesses are under oath, can the next Congress seek perjury charges against witnesses or is the current Congress only allowed to?

I know the DoJ wouldn't prosecute any of these people, since they're all in cahoots, but it would still be funny to see these liars squirm.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (forVd)

149 I pray the age of lies ends soon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
___

When Jesus returns, it will.

In the meantime, suck it up, buttercup, 'cause the lies aren't going away until then.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (wbUmG)

150 If she's 25, she does an 8 ball a night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (89T5c)

151 WHO WANTS MEXICAN?

Too soon?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (flINI)
.........

I like mine baked.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

152 Cassidy had Blasey-Ford's makeup team?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (rG3UC)

153 Magus Take The Wheel..

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

154 Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

LOL he barely knows she exists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (llsW/)

155 I was kind of hoping for a Transgender Bill of Rights joke thread.

Posted by: Orson at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (gepi/)

156 The more I look at this Hutchison chick the weirder looking she gets.

That's a nose job, right?

The bridge of her nose looks like someone worked on it.

And her nostrils are different sizes.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (1Yy3c)

157 Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Somebody said that horsehockey codswallop?
Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (0ixKl)
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Worse. They wrote it, for all the internet to see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (5pTK/)

158 It will only give the Dems an excuse to "reopen the investigation" and hold more hearings.

Great. The longer this goes on, the more ridiculous and unconcerned with reality they look. A blind man could see it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (/NCI4)

159 For the record I never grabbed a woman by the pussy. GROSS

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)

160
The thing I don't get is that their audience is all TV-watchers. The second she says "So-and-so said...", they should all have "Objection: Hearsay!" popping into their little brains.
Posted by: t-bird

Hearsay and NOT Best Evidence!

Posted by: Perry Mason at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

161 They are always what they accuse. So I'll go ahead and assume Biden did this recently.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (buTO7)

162 Despite the literal recording Hunter provided to the world of Joe Biden participating in covering up Chinese corruption, I can assure you Joe is pure as the driven snow and my 2020 Biden endorsement still stands.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (JIbhz)

163 The SS say it didn't happen and the broad claims it happened in The Beast.
*

Lots of people don't know it, but Biden owns that presidential limo (the beast) now.

I wonder when he bought it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (Yp3LT)

164 137 >>>David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Somebody said that horsehockey codswallop?
Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (0ixKl)

========

Using flowery rhetoric to move people because the actual testimony is laughable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

165 Cassidy just needs some lovin', that's all

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (sJHOI)

166
I actually believe her story. It makes perfect sense when you remember that zombie Elvis materialized in the front seat.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 01:32 PM (/NCI4)

Quantum physics says that this is all possible, if unlikely!

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (cfxeF)

167 >>>She admits here that the legislature is illegally using its power to simply to gather evidence for the executive branch for a prosecution -- but without the usual safeguards that attend the accused in an actual prosecution.

Cromulent observation.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (nByzo)

168 Repubs, or whoever needs to hear this: Don't fall for it.
Posted by: Hands
__

They will.
They always do.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (wbUmG)

169 I guess the Supreme Court trifecta last week wasn't the big motivators for their base that the Dumocraps thought they'd be

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

170 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Is this a statement or bad fan fiction?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

171 And her nostrils are different sizes.
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (1Yy3c)

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Like a King Crimson album cover.

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (VJsqe)

172 She's playing a 25-year-old, but they must not have told makeup about the script change.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (hOkZ5)

173 Washington DC is a colossus of lies and corruption, just as some of the founders had predicted.
I'm glad George isn't around to see it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (jTmQV)

174 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

If actual soi could type, it would write like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (eiN05)

175 So I'll go ahead and assume Biden did this recently.

If anyone managed to do it, Biden is the most likely person to attempt it. Have an elderly moment, confused and scared not knowing where he is, demanding to go get ice cream and watch Wapner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (llsW/)

176 yeah, the Wall Street Journal Editorial ate it up, too. Can't say I'm surprised or disappointed anymore. The Editorial Page is going as lefty as the news pages.

You know why I still get that paper? My wife needs bird cage liner and she prefers newspaper; with the deal I got on the subscription it's the cheapest thing I've found

It's bird cage liner that I read some of.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (nI8St)

177 FWIW, Trump wasn't in the Beast that day, according to video. He was in the black Suburban that ran over Jim Treacher.

*

TRUMP 2024

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (Yp3LT)

178 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

179
"Trump lunged for the steering wheel and assaulted a Secret Service Agent who refused to take him to the destination he ordered"

Alternate Headline: Trump unsuccessfully defended himself against attempted kidnapping by armed men

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (n+4am)

180 George Conway🌻
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

People don't remember her 5 minutes from now. Unless of course what I think will happen. She'll get a gig at CNNminus or some other gig that whores are given for being the right kind of whore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (GwxCX)

181 Sounds like she has an ass to grind.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (S+j2h)

182 When Jesus returns, it will.

In the meantime, suck it up, buttercup, 'cause the lies aren't going away until then.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (wbUmG)

These are easy low-rent trailer trash lies. I'd settle for being ruled by Heath Ledger Joker ("a better class of criminal") because his lies actually take me a minute.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (44ww/)

183 Again the thing is, even if this crap was true, its still not illegal or actionable. It makes Trump look petulant but not excessively so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (llsW/)

I dunno. Fine I'll do it myself is a pretty boss move. I'm pretty sure Thanos says it at some point.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (myK0K)

184 This would at most be misdemeanor assault.

Really? Clinton's proven perjury was nothing, but misdemeanor assault would be?

GMAFB.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (krQz2)

185 She's a 21st Century Schizoid Woman*

* I am not a biologist so that is not a professional opinion

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (eiN05)

186 Also, good to remember the administrative state is laughing its collective ass off now while lighting Cubans and shoving gold-flecked caviar in its gob.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (IEa8U)

187 169 I guess the Supreme Court trifecta last week wasn't the big motivators for their base that the Dumocraps thought they'd be
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

========

Or, maybe, the 1/6 committee thing is a separate action that's been flailing for weeks and this is just, coincidentally, the latest, desperate act. There will be more.

There's "question the timing" and then there's "Pepe Silvia doesn't even exist!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

188 Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.
*

Shame she got the cars wrong.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (Yp3LT)

189 Trump grabbed the steering wheel? Are they sure it wasn't a seize?

Perhaps a pounce?

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (VJsqe)

190 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?

That lying bitch would be my first guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (Bd6X8)

191 Donald Trump stars in Cannonball Run

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (S+j2h)

192 My whole reaction to this is that it's made up.

Even if true, so the fuck what?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (VNGpB)

193 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
........

Is she not stunning also?

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

194 173 Washington DC is a colossus of lies and corruption, just as some of the founders had predicted.
I'm glad George isn't around to see it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (jTmQV)

That's why DC doesn't get to be a state.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (cfxeF)

195 Sounds like she has an ass to grind.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (S+j2h)
++++
*sob*

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (WWh8n)

196 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM

Sssuussdio.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (GwxCX)

197 He was in the black Suburban that ran over Jim Treacher.

One of the many many WTF moments of the last few decades...an Obama goon drives down an opponent of the regime and...crickets. And then later Treacher gets mad...AT TRUMP.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (ESjRY)

198 138 FWIW, Trump wasn't in the Beast that day, according to video. He was in the black Suburban that ran over Jim Treacher.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)

What video?

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (0ixKl)

199 An important takeaway here is how fast the media picked up the J6 narrative. In lockstep they all have the same series of hot takes. Cassidy Hutchinson is a tool. She knows it. We know it and they know it. This will unravel before the weekend. But the media will continue to push it for months as an attempt to steer the elections to the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (BFigT)

200 "We were watching history unfold".

Yes we were. Chapter 13,465 of The Media are a Bunch of Lying C*cksuckers.

Posted by: Mookie at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (u+Y3T)

201 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

***

"Dear Penthouse..."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (wb1YC)

202 Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Is this a statement or bad fan fiction?

It's too late now. *checks for cameras*

Posted by: Jeffrey's Toobin' at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (hOkZ5)

203 George Conway🌻
@gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"
---
And my answer would be "Elsewhere, doing something useful."

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (krQz2)

204 I like mine baked.

And well seasoned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (89T5c)

205 @gtconway3d
Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?"

*

Sometimes I feel like shouting glow-ree

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (e0y0z)

206 178 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?

Hobag

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (eiN05)

207 I've used "pulsed with power" to describe certain things before -- you know, like my dick -- but never to describe lame, boring lies from a dipshit bimbo

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

208 Why doesn't Kinzinger get kneed in the nuts on a daily basis

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (eGTCV)

209 This would at most be misdemeanor assault.

Not even in Washington DC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (llsW/)

210 Complete lies, stupidity and obvious partisanship and not one high level so-called conservative senator or rep has called out this bs.

I wonder why?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (7bRMQ)

211 An important takeaway here is how fast the media picked up the J6 narrative. In lockstep they all have the same series of hot takes. Cassidy Hutchinson is a tool. She knows it. We know it and they know it. This will unravel before the weekend. But the media will continue to push it for months as an attempt to steer the elections to the left.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (BFigT)
++++
Total control and high-speed orchestration are pretty valueable.

Posted by: State/Media Complex at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)

212 Random Guy
@NotNJ_Taxman

The longer this goes, the more I think the blind sheikh was not guilty.

-------

LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (iB5Wb)

213 >>>Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

She's not going to let you in her pants, crying douche.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (nByzo)

214 Jan told Cindy who told me that Donald Trump turned me into a newt!

I got better.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (ESjRY)

215 Can we have cornbread now? Melting butter and a tall glass of cool milk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (0ocXn)

216 Liz Warmonger's tweet is telegraphing where they want to go with this

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (786Ro)

217 Out: Grabbing a woman by the pussy!
In: Grabbing the Beast by the wheel!
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims

Hilary has wheels ?

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (arJlL)

218 I'm still not really understanding this J6 deal and what they are trying to force.
Are they trying to get people to really start shooting, or do they think this joke will be believed enough to rid themselves of Trump?
I'm really on the fence here, because they can't possibly believe enough people will buy this mess.

Posted by: Inogame at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (53oGX)

219 Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been drivin round....I don't believe it, cuz talk is cheap in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (GwxCX)

220 I come back to the So What defense.

So frickin what if the President wanted to speak at the Capitol? He had a right and one could say a duty to do so. There was an outright theft of the Presidential election at least PLAUSIBLY going on. To argue that the Electors should pause under the Electoral Count Act, and not hastily "certify" before unravelling the trail of fraud (or potential fraud).

But even most of the Conservosphere is wrapped up in proving that the "grabbed the wheel" is a lie. Totally misses the point.

Posted by: Zek at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (OzNIz)

221 Someone was fucking this broad and I want to know who.
Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Rw2iA)

@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
@CassidyHutchinson

Adam Kinzinger is one of the most trustworthy and amazing people I know.

Have we found our answer?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

222 There is no telling the plethora of pussies Trump has held in his hands. Thousands of pussies? Millions of pussies. Is there a pussy out there that has escaped the groping, probing, stroking fingers of Trump? Truckloads of pussies? Boxcars of pussies? C5 Galaxies of pussies? Super tankers of pussies?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (QSjkU)

223 If Casey Hutch is 25 then Ace ain't a day over 29.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (u6xw0)

224 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?

That lying bitch would be my first guess.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (Bd6X

===============

that's "Special Agent Lying Bitch" to you

Posted by: Andy McCabe at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (evOaE)

225 The hilariously over-the-top rhetoric supporting this ludicrous nonsense is evidence of how desperate and unserious the left is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (llsW/)

226 There's a lot of truth in that "you suck just one dick" meme.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (sWM8x)

227 This very busty bikini blonde resents that the ruling class thinks that she's stupid enough to believe this:
https://is.gd/IgmbUe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (WWh8n)

228 > Even if true, so the fuck what?

This is my question. Even if all of the claims I've heard so far are true, so what? What does it prove?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (eyxn4)

229 Worth noting: whatever vehicle the President is in goes where ever the President says. Bill Clinton used to make them take him to McDonalds.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (ZGrMX)

230 And her nostrils are different sizes.
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:35 PM (1Yy3c)
........

Hunter should have taught her to alternate the snorts.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

231 218 I'm still not really understanding this J6 deal and what they are trying to force.
Are they trying to get people to really start shooting, or do they think this joke will be believed enough to rid themselves of Trump?
I'm really on the fence here, because they can't possibly believe enough people will buy this mess.
Posted by: Inogame at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (53oGX)

=========

It's theater with the outside hope that it will be effective enough politically to make Trump unelectable. The DOJ is on their side and could attack Trump through criminal charges if there was something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

232 I've used "pulsed with power" to describe certain things before -- you know, like my dick -- but never to describe lame, boring lies from a dipshit bimbo
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

and truth !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (S+j2h)

233
David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Her engorged words throbbed and thrusted into the body politic, spurting historical significance into the written record of these proceedings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (n+4am)

234 What's really funny is that people on the right are having a lot of fun with this:

Trump rappelled down the front of Mount Rushmore...

Trump grabbed the wheel and did donuts on the WH front lawn...

Posted by: abbynormal at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (Ly/95)

235 >David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

Is this a statement or bad fan fiction?

Posted by: Ian S.

it's like he's talking about really good porn

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (geLO8)

236 Cassidy Hutchinson, like Schiff and so many other Ds, is a product of anal sex.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (JNTt1)

237
You know why I still get that paper? My wife needs bird cage liner and she prefers newspaper; with the deal I got on the subscription it's the cheapest thing I've found
It's bird cage liner that I read some of.
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (nI8St)

U-Haul stores sell reams of newsprint quality paper for wrapping dishes. It is cheap at the price, doesn't smear ink on everything, and there is less chance of your birds getting horribly disfigured from being near the Opinion page

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (xhaym)

238 I read McCarthy's piece this morning. It was breathtakingly awful, even by McCarthy's gutter-low standards. Multiple times through his article I stopped to consider whether it was being written as satire. But it clearly wasn't, it was just embarrassingly bad.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (uaJ1k)

239 @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
@CassidyHutchinson

Adam Kinzinger is one of the most trustworthy and amazing people I know.

Have we found our answer?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
-----------

And we now have the aged beyond her years answer....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (5pTK/)

240 >>> 221 Someone was fucking this broad and I want to know who.
Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2022 01:26 PM (Rw2iA)

@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
@CassidyHutchinson

Adam Kinzinger is one of the most trustworthy and amazing people I know.

Have we found our answer?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

SON OF A BITCH!

Posted by: Mrs. Adam Kinzinger at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (llON8)

241 I don't think I've paid more than ten minutes of attention to the J6 Show. Why? Because if you really believe that insurrection is a crime, you don't put on a Hollywood-produced show in 2022. You charge Trump with insurrection on 20 Jan 2020 at 12:02 PM, put him in jail to cool his heels, and try him in front of a real court of law, with real evidence, in front of a real jury.

This was always a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty. I still think that the J6 Committee needed an off-ramp, because this wasn't going anywhere, and nobody was watching it either. The last thing they want now is to clear an open path for President Heavy D in 2024, and they need this thing to be over right now.

They should get their wish after this cluster of a testimony.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (uRvuO)

242 They think people are fixated on this because it doesn't hurt them to buy gas or groceries. Wait until people have to heat their houses this winter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (5HBd1)

243 I'm still not really understanding this J6 deal and what they are trying to force.
Are they trying to get people to really start shooting, or do they think this joke will be believed enough to rid themselves of Trump?
I'm really on the fence here, because they can't possibly believe enough people will buy this mess.

They're looking for an excuse to declare Trump an insurrectionist under the 14th Amendment in an attempt to bar him from running again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (Bd6X8)

244
David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

How to succeed in politics without really trying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

245 An important takeaway here is how fast the media picked up the J6 narrative.

*

The absolute most important part of ALL of it is to remember that the feds waited until the Democrat/embedded bureaucracy TV show started to begin arresting people.

It's terrifying to ponder where we are as a country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (e0y0z)

246 Soviet era press>US press

Posted by: mr tmz at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

247 I cannot help but flash back to the cavalcade of weirdos and sad sacks accusing Trump and the over-the-top hilarious rhetoric used by the left to praise them. AVENETTI IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT! This lying bitch who started hitting on me in the middle of the interview is not a psycho hose beast! The woman her with her yearbook is a saint, a hero!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (llsW/)

248 172 She's playing a 25-year-old, but they must not have told makeup about the script change.
Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (hOkZ5)

Meow!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (0ixKl)

249 So frickin what if the President wanted to speak at the Capitol? He had a right and one could say a duty to do so.

The conspiracy theory on the Twats is that they specifically forbade USSS from taking Trump to the Capitol, because they were afraid everyone would listen to him and stay outside.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (ZGrMX)

250 These people *really* want to get rid of Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (mLFWt)

251 My whole reaction to this is that it's made up.

Even if true, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (VNGpB)
---
Exactly.

1. I don't think it could be true.
2. So what?
3. Why the fuck wasn't the SS driving the chief executive of the United States where the fuck he wanted?

And no, I don't GAF about the daily "safety" concern that is the SS. There's no way I think that the SS should *always* overrule the chief executive of the US. Advising against it is one thing--even strongly advising against it. But determining the outcome?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (krQz2)

252
But even most of the Conservosphere is wrapped up in proving that the "grabbed the wheel" is a lie. Totally misses the point.
Posted by: Zek at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (OzNIz)

When there are multiple levels of stupid going on, it's hard to determine which to tackle first.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (cfxeF)

253 Meanwhile, the Left becomes more blatant in their insurrectionary desire to simply dump the Constitution:

The Constitution is the problem, not the solution

The political system has evolved into an Oligarchy and a New Confederacy wants control; nothing in the founding document will stop them.

Expect to see a lot more of this.

https://tinyurl.com/3pzu27y7

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (I2/tG)

254 206 178 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?

Cum dumpster
Goop-swallower
Village bicycle

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (89T5c)

255 >>David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

her back arched ehhhhh-ver so slightly, her naughty bulbous parts engorged and tingling...

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO8)

256 How long before Cassidy is appointed as director of the Disinformation Governance Board?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (5Y3Mx)

257 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

-------
This sentence needs the words turgid, girth, and throbbing added to it

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (VJsqe)

258

This lying little tootsie was probably coached by an expert: Lt. Colonel Vindbag Bearclaw.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

259 This very busty bikini blonde resents that the ruling class thinks that she's stupid enough to believe this:
https://is.gd/IgmbUe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (WWh8n)

You're posting much more modest wiminz lately. Have you gone Amish on us?

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (1Yy3c)

260 174 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

If actual soi could type, it would write like that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (eiN05)

You brought the funny!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (0ixKl)

261 This very busty bikini blonde resents that the ruling class thinks that she's stupid enough to believe this:
https://is.gd/IgmbUe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (WWh8n)
==================
Good golly Miss Molly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (evOaE)

262 "We were watching history unfold".

Yes we were. Chapter 13,465 of The Media are a Bunch of Lying C*cksuckers.
Posted by: Mookie at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM

LOL. The index page is going to be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (GwxCX)

263 But even most of the Conservosphere is wrapped up in proving that the "grabbed the wheel" is a lie. Totally misses the point.

Posted by: Zek at June 29, 2022 01:40 PM (OzNIz)
---
Which is what?

Trump did or did not care what was going on at the Capitol?

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (krQz2)

264 SON OF A BITCH!

Posted by: Mrs. Adam Kinzinger at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (llON

It is ok the Sofia. The Paolo is here now. And no, I told the Adam that now he is not allowed to watch.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

265 The Constitution is the problem, not the solution

*

You conservatives better stay off the grass or else you'll be deemed insurrectionists, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (e0y0z)

266
I don't know. Trump may have been irate and demanded to drive to the Capitol. But the Secret Service actually does care for the safety of the principal, whoever it is, who likely hasn't thought through the security implications of their whim.

On 11/22/63, JFK said no to the bubble top and no to agents on the back bumper. Either one would have saved him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (/U27+)

267 Trump colluded with Russia was Pissed on by taxpayer funded hookers grabbed all of em by the pussy murdered Congress and then smashed the poor old joe biden in the dick. Right?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (0OmEj)

268 >>> 242 They think people are fixated on this because it doesn't hurt them to buy gas or groceries. Wait until people have to heat their houses this winter.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (5HBd1)

...or cool them this summer.

Posted by: Bed Bath and Beyond at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (llON8)

269 I have known 25 year old women like Cassidy. They were...excitable...and....gullible.

Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (0OP+5)

270 253 The Constitution is the problem, not the solution

The political system has evolved into an Oligarchy and a New Confederacy wants control; nothing in the founding document will stop them.

Expect to see a lot more of this.

https://tinyurl.com/3pzu27y7
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (I2/tG)

========

"Taking an important issue from untouchable through democracy to the political realm is oligarchy."
-Smart people that want to rule you

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

271 Ace's words about Andy McCarthy and AllahPutz pulsed with the power and eccentricity of history and cruelty. Mostly cruelty.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (786Ro)

272 Grand Theft Auto. Capitol City Edition

LOL.

The talk guy-Mark Simone- on the conservative station who's lived in NYC for decades says even if Trump threw his bruger at the wall, what's the big deal. He didn't hrow it at somebody and the wall is not a person. He said he's been at numerous events where people don't like the service or thw food and they throw something. He said Leona Helmsley threw an ice bucket at Trump's head once

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (FZ2cV)

273 Stolen from Twitter:

Cassidy Hutchinson is the Blaisie Ford of Omarosa Manigaults.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

274 Soviet era press>US press

True. At least the Soviets were up front about the propaganda.

Posted by: Mookie at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (u+Y3T)

275 One of the many many WTF moments of the last few decades...an Obama goon drives down an opponent of the regime and...crickets. And then later Treacher gets mad...AT TRUMP.

Well, first he got mad at the Horde right here on the HQ (and specifically former superstar commenter Empire of Jeff), but yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

276 It's almost as if he knows Madison Cornbread is offering a hearsay tale that none of the first-hand witnesses attest to, but they're calling Madison Cornbread to the stand instead of them because they like her lies better than their truth.

Didn't some guy say something about preferring lies to the truth? Can't recall the name though....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (7bRMQ)

277 Jussy Smollett and Amber Heard are embarrassed for Cassidy.

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

278 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

---------

"GFY, asshoe!" -- Christine Ballsy Ford, manufactured pathologically-lying mentally-ill permanent-victim extraordinaire

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (iB5Wb)

279 Her engorged words throbbed and thrusted into the body politic, spurting historical significance into the written record of these proceedings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (n+4am)

I'm laughing like a lunatic here. Good thing I'm alone in my office. Sidebar worthy.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (mLFWt)

280 It’s not a real court, so it’s not a real oath. Therefore, her lies aren’t real perjury.

Now follow Liz Cheney (D-Wyoming) advice and prosecute. Things would be different, starting with the recovered memories. Of course, the challenge to prosecute is part of the theater also. How else would we know “we are really serious about this”?

Posted by: Advo at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (LcnVR)

281 This looks like her before the nose job. It's ten years ago

https://twitter.com/casshutchinson6

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (S+j2h)

282 It doesn't surprise me that the people who bought the pee-pee diaries buy this slam poetry.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (krQz2)

283 I saw Lunging Presidents open for REO Speedwagon at the Gorge in George in '82.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (anj39)

284 She's playing a 25-year-old, but they must not have told makeup about the script change.
---
Cassidy is 25 in Taylor Lorenz years.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (5Y3Mx)

285 This very busty bikini blonde resents that the ruling class thinks that she's stupid enough to believe this:
https://is.gd/IgmbUe

She's a cutie. But let's face it, in this country cute bleach blondes are a dime a gallon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (Bd6X8)

286 246 Soviet era press>US press
Posted by: mr tmz at June 29, 2022 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

When golden age Vladimir Posner sounds like the voice of reason and truth compared to today's crowd, you know we're through the looking glass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (s2VJv)

287 Elbows Pelosi elbows little Mexican girl out of her way.
We all witness this. Elbows Pelosi's spokesperson states that Elbows Pelosi was only trying to get the little girl in the picture. Case closed.

However, third-person accounts of some outlandish high-jinks that Trump supposedly did a year and a half ago are gospel and must be dealt with the iron fist of the law.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (7G3Ae)

288 Lionel Hutz - We've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

Posted by: eeyore mood at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (NfR/0)

289 What video?

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (0ixKl)

There was a video on the twats of Trump leaving his J6 rally. He left in the SUV.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (nByzo)

290 U-Haul stores sell reams of newsprint quality paper for wrapping dishes. It is cheap at the price, doesn't smear ink on everything, and there is less chance of your birds getting horribly disfigured from being near the Opinion page
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 01:41 PM (xhaym)

Yep, that's what I use.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

291 >>> She'll get a gig at CNNminus or some other gig that whores are given for being the right kind of whore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (GwxCX)
---------------

Does she have the necessary gravitas for CNN?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (jmn+9)

292 Isn’t Trump supposed to be so decrepit he needs help down the stairs? And yet he had the strength and dexterity to choke a secret service agent and lunge at the steering wheel?

Which is it?

Posted by: Jeff in NC at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (AjVsY)

293 Layers upon layers of insane corporate clapping seals bellowing their lies du jour. It's boring.

Posted by: mrp at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (6eRlp)

294 Expect to see a lot more of this.
https://tinyurl.com/3pzu27y7
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (I2/tG)
++++
Yeah. The hardest edge of the Left is going to start pushing for this view.

But honestly, I suspect nothing less from "Independent San Francisco News + Culture" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (WWh8n)

295 "Which is what?

Trump did or did not care what was going on at the Capitol?"

Which is that he cared very much about a premature, illegal "certification" that would enshrine at least a potentially stolen election as the official outcome without any vetting, thereby disenfranchising hundreds of millions, and entirely subverting the basic consent of the governed.

Posted by: Zek at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (OzNIz)

296
This sentence needs the words turgid, girth, and throbbing added to it
Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM (VJsqe)

One out of three ain't bad. But I did work in the word "engorged", and the phrase "thrusted into the body politic".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (n+4am)

297
Vindman = Bearclaw
Cassidy = Tart? Crumpet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (s2VJv)

298 LMAO from the greenwald twitter thread

@ThatmattersNews
· 5h
BREAKING

Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (kf6Ak)

299 Even Nolte from Brietbart - he of the "everyone needs to get the death dart or else you will die and play into the left's hands" - is condemning Fox on this one. He's right, but it's still hard to get past his advocating the darts.

Posted by: Mookie at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (u+Y3T)

300 Out: Grabbing a woman by the pussy!
In: Grabbing the Beast by the wheel!
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 01:34 PM

Y'all need to back away slowly.

Posted by: The Bull at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (4p7Em)

301 The next GAINZZZZ thread needs to provide information on the presidential lunge.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (eGTCV)

302 281 This looks like her before the nose job. It's ten years ago

https://twitter.com/casshutchinson6
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (S+j2h)

This Hutchinson lady sounds like some true-blue conservative, looking at her Twitter feed:

Cassidy Hutchinson
@CassHutchinson6
·
Jul 19, 2012
Praying for @RobinRoberts and a fast recovery! I love watching you on @GMA every morning and your truly my idol!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (uRvuO)

303 Donald Trump stars in Cannonball Run
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (S+j2h)

I saw him in The French Connection.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

304 You want the lies and hoaxes to stop?

You'll need a new country.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (9NrOj)

305 Does she have the necessary gravitas for CNN?

Gravitatas?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of tatas at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (PCB9H)

306 >>> 284 She's playing a 25-year-old, but they must not have told makeup about the script change.
---
Cassidy is 25 in Taylor Lorenz years.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (5Y3Mx)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (llON8)

307 29 Why the eff does George Conway have a sunflower next to his name?
______________

IIRC, it's a symbol of Ukraine. So Georgie-Porky is signalling his fake virtue in standing with Ukraine to all his twatter followers, because that's what all the cool kids do!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (MvHI3)

308 Hillary's steering wheel hasn't been washed in decades.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

309 Cassidy is 25 in Taylor Lorenz years.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (5Y3Mx)
++++
:: slow clap ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (WWh8n)

310 C'mon Cassidy's cute, way better than we usually get at these dog & pony dealios

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (sJHOI)

311 Vindman = Bearclaw
Cassidy = Tart? Crumpet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM

Clown amann.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (4p7Em)

312 Actually, it might be cool to imagine Trump sneaking his way through the HVAC ducts of the capital like John McClane in Nakatomi Tower.

"Now I have a gavel. Ho, ho, ho."

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (786Ro)

313 Isn’t Trump supposed to be so decrepit he needs help down the stairs? And yet he had the strength and dexterity to choke a secret service agent and lunge at the steering wheel?

Which is it?

Posted by: Jeff in NC at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (AjVsY)

Yes

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (mLFWt)

314 Everyone who heard her nonsense went "wait, what? We're supposed to buy that?" but there are some who are so desperate for there to be something that gets rid of Trump for good that they want to believe and support anything that they feel will make this happen.

It is just pathetic seeing people who can otherwise be solid thinkers on other topics be so very stupid about this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (llsW/)

315 One out of three ain't bad. But I did work in the word "engorged", and the phrase "thrusted into the body politic".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (n+4am)

-------
I missed that. The 'engorged' was a nice touch.

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (VJsqe)

316 305 Does she have the necessary gravitas for CNN?

Gravitatas?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of tatas at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (PCB9H)

Ha!

Sounds like Pelosi or Titty Caca Cortez. Gravity + Tatas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (s2VJv)

317 Presidential lunges work the bootie.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

318 I note that George Conway has a sunflower icon on his twitter profile. Does that mean he aspires to have the intellect of a plant?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (z99Zw)

319 BB - With Progressive Women Out Protesting For Abortion, Men In Office Final Get Some Work Done

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (nByzo)

320 On 11/22/63, JFK said no to the bubble top and no to agents on the back bumper. Either one would have saved him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:44 PM (/U27+)
---
It was still his decision to make. And besides that, it's not the same thing.

What you describe would be more like the SS saying if he doesn't take the bubble top and the agents on the bumper, he can't be in the parade.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (krQz2)

321 Which is it?

Remember when Shrub was both an evil mastermind and an idiot at the same time?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

322 Cornbread looks pretty rough for a lady who's only what, in her late 20s, and probably spent more time on her appearance than usual for this nationally televised gong show skit. I predict white wine and cats in her future.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (ppBhU)

323 Ha!

Sounds like Pelosi or Titty Caca Cortez. Gravity + Tatas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (s2VJv)
++++
We have a category for this

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Adult Entertainment Site at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (WWh8n)

324 I saw Manigaults open for Saboton at the Marcussen in '08.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (44ww/)

325 >>> 307 29 Why the eff does George Conway have a sunflower next to his name?
______________

IIRC, it's a symbol of Ukraine. So Georgie-Porky is signalling his fake virtue in standing with Ukraine to all his twatter followers, because that's what all the cool kids do!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (MvHI3)

WTF?!

Posted by: Kansas at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (llON8)

326 the comments on HotAir for Allahpundit's savaged him so hard that they now only allow paid subscribers to view/post them

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (V6W16)

327 Secret Service lead and presidential driver are prepared to testify under oath that Trump did NOT grab steering wheel or lunge at agents to drive himself to Capitol on January 6

Oh.

Well then, never mind. How about those Mets?

Posted by: Andy McCarthy at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (evOaE)

328 For all the great things that Trump accomplished, removing these masks (there are still many out there, though!) is one of his greatest.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (JMAcK)

329 Andy McCarthy should learn to brush his teeth and improve his personal hygiene before he ever opens that plaque infested, decaying hole in his face.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

330 Cassidy is 25 in Taylor Lorenz years.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (5Y3Mx)
++++
:: slow clap ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (WWh8n)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (nByzo)

331 C'mon Cassidy's cute, way better than we usually get at these dog & pony dealios

Yeah at least she's not bad to look at and doesn't talk in a squeaky little girl voice about the two doors in her house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (llsW/)

332 By the way , Kinzinger also attacked Lauren Boebert yesterday calling her the Christian Taliban. Are not representatives supposed to refrain from attacking other representatives? Boebert was speaking in a church referring to the tired canard of separation of church and state not in the constitution but in a letter and the founders never wanted Christianity divorced entirely from public life. So she is the Taliban for pointing out church goers obligation to hold government to moral stands of the Judeo Christian faith.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (HyvI9)

333 Vindman = Bearclaw
Cassidy = Tart? Crumpet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM

Nostrildamus

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (eiN05)

334 Cassidy is 25 in Taylor Lorenz years.
==
That's a MAN baby!!!!

(Man Jaw, Man hands, and I think adam's apple shaved down)

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (JQTeB)

335 317 Presidential lunges work the bootie.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

Tightens the mish musculature better than a vinegar bath a a mikvah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (s2VJv)

336 322 Cornbread looks pretty rough for a lady who's only what, in her late 20s, and probably spent more time on her appearance than usual for this nationally televised gong show skit. I predict white wine and cats in her future.

she's a Jersey Girl what do you expect?

she's probably YOUNGER than she claims. and yet this hard looking. it happens.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 01:50 PM (w0NJk)

337 Who knew Liz Cheney was a "Ron DeSantis in 2024" kind of gal?

Posted by: ID Gent at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (6cU3l)

338 >>> Cassidy = Tart? Crumpet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---------

She's not that feminine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (jmn+9)

339 Cassidy is 25? She looks older than Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (AutJR)

340 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:41

Is the busty bikini somehow related to "Stuff a Wiid Bikini"? which was a movie from the 60's I think How do bikinis in and of themselves get busty anyway-workouts? supplements? Surgery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (FZ2cV)

341 Doesn't Conway know last month was Ukraine War Rememberance Month?

Hell we are almost done with Monkey Pox Pride month.

Oh damn I have to get out my Blackout Appreciation Month decorations.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

342 If Trump can't wrangle in his bitches after two years, he needs to take a chapter out of the Clinton hagiography and give them a proper beat down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (0ocXn)

343
I would have liked it if Trump stalked into the House chamber and said, "It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money. Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth? Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (/U27+)

344 1. Secret Service agents kidnap POTUS.
2. POTUS resists.
3. Impeach POTUS and indict him for assault on one of his kidnappers.

I see. Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (OgVnp)

345 Trump tried to matriculate the ball down the field!!!

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (VJsqe)

346 Secret Service lead and presidential driver are prepared to testify under oath that Trump did NOT grab steering wheel or lunge at agents to drive himself to Capitol on January 6

"Pshhh, like we'll even let them in the building"
--Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (llsW/)

347 251
'Why the fuck wasn't the SS driving the chief executive of the United States where the fuck he wanted?'

Glad you said this because it is the only part of this that bothers me.
Who the hell is this SS agent to decide where America's only nationally elected leader gets to go?
I wonder if Trump was packing a gun that day. If it was President Claw, I would have told that bastard to get out of the car.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (VNGpB)

348 George Conway does NOT support the Current Thing!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (sJHOI)

349 Everything is fake and stupid.

Posted by: TheMitch at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (M6Mi9)

350 Donald Trump stars in

One Flew Over the Steering Wheel

Steering of the Lambs

How Grabbed Was My SUV

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (mLFWt)

351 A lie could travel the globe before the truth got out of bed during the Telegraph era. Propaganda today is much more powerful. And people sure are willing to spread it.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (5IYK7)

352 So my cousin goes to school with a secret service agent who is friends with Tucker Carlson’s son said that his friend in the Army Corps in DC sent this email:
Hi Comrades: my mother who is a limo driver in DC just had lunch with a J6 lawyer who told him that his youngest son is a top colonel in the Army just met with a mathematician from Yale who just texted him and said that Liz Cheny is about to announce that Trump has ordered your mom to suck on deez nuts. Forward to your network.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (W1E3x)

353 Any person who has worked the dementia wing at a retirement home can attest that this is more likely something Biden would do and probably does a few times a week.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (buTO7)

354 LMAO from the greenwald twitter thread

@ThatmattersNews

BREAKING

Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (kf6Ak)

lol, poor Avenatti

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (nByzo)

355
C'mon Cassidy's cute, way better than we usually get at these dog & pony dealios
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (sJHOI)

To my eyes, she looks like a quite attractive 42-44. But if she's actually 25, she REALLY needs to lay off the tanning booth, cocaine and box wine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (n+4am)

356 289 What video?

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:38 PM (0ixKl)

There was a video on the twats of Trump leaving his J6 rally. He left in the SUV.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:46 PM (nByzo)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (0ixKl)

357 Cassidy Hutchinson is enjoying her moment of fame because she is stupid. What she has really accomplished is destroying any chance at employment she might have in the future, as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (QSjkU)

358 339 Cassidy is 25? She looks older than Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (AutJR)

Older than the 66 year-old Taylor Lorenz?

I refuse to believe she's older than the 78 year-old Taylor Lorenz.

She may not be 25, but she can't be older than the 99 year-old Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

359 Looks-wise she's attractive, and I imagine she's simply establishing her bonafides for a $14M/year job with one of the news networks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (hRyEc)

360 Who the hell is this SS agent to decide where America's only nationally elected leader gets to go?

they are part of the federal bureaucracy. the FedGov is their boss; they are only loyal to it.

that simple.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (w0NJk)

361 I want to know when "Cornbread" became someone's surname?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (lKAqb)

362 Lying liars find a liar to tell lies.

Find me a Democrat or a Democrat tool who does not lie every time they speak and I'll buy you a billion rounds of ammo, of your choice.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

363 CNN contributor Carl Bernstein said Tuesday on his network’s coverage of today’s hearing by the House Select Committee investigating January 6, 2021, that the testimony from Mark Meadow’s former aide Cassidy Hutchinson proved Donald Trump was a criminal, seditious present.”

Bernstein said, “She gave the picture of a mad king. That’s what picture she drew was. Also, the whole idea is now absolutely confirmed, proven. He is a criminal and a seditious president of the United States, how the legal system, the Department of Justice deals with that, and we’re now talking about future obstruction evidence as Liz Cheney indicated, obstruction by the president of the United States presumably.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

364 I can't believe they took this explosive testimony during pride month.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (AutJR)

365 > Liz Warmonger's tweet is telegraphing where they want to go with this
_______________

Months ago she came right out and said one of the goals of the J6 committee was to pin insurrection and/or rioting on Trump. That the circus has no power to actually convict Trump of anything doesn't seem to be important.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (BFigT)

366 The Pedophiles That Be (TPTB) sure do lie one helluva fucking lot.

Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (jV+aN)

367 348 George Conway does NOT support the Current Thing!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (sJHOI)

George Conway is the Michael Moore of Johnny Roastbeefs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

368
Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels

I think most people think of steering wheel grabbing as being sexy. Think of the fantasies

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

369 >>> 357 Cassidy Hutchinson is enjoying her moment of fame because she is stupid. What she has really accomplished is destroying any chance at employment she might have in the future, as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (QSjkU)

We're hiring!

Posted by: Googlag HR at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (llON8)

370 Corn Pop >>>> Cornbread

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

371 C'mon Cassidy's cute, way better than we usually get at these dog & pony dealios
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (sJHOI)

She's not ugly. She is just really rough looking for 25.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (DRSnL)

372 as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?

*

Do you have her contact info?
- NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (hRyEc)

373 How would agents on the back bumper have saved Kennedy?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (5HBd1)

374 Is the busty bikini somehow related to "Stuff a Wiid Bikini"? which was a movie from the 60's I think How do bikinis in and of themselves get busty anyway-workouts? supplements? Surgery?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:51 PM (FZ2cV)
++++
It's a case of syntactic ambiguity that I choose to improve alliteration. Poetic license, if you will. There are two ways read it:
"Busty bikini" blonde (the bikini is busty)
Busty "bikini blonde" (the bikini blonde is busty)

I guess I could add a dash (busty bikini-blonde), but that looks awkward and introduces different ambiguities.

In the name of my artistic expression, I shall change nothing

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (WWh8n)

375 A steering wheel needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle, or something.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (nByzo)

376 And people sure are willing to spread it.

Yeah but propaganda has to be not only plausible but gripping to take effect.

Trump tried to grab the steering wheel from the back seat not only sounds fake, but its also of little significance. This is like trying to spread the word that Tucker Carlson tried to jump over the Great Wall of China. Um, no he didn't and even if he did, so?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (llsW/)

377 Greenwald's starting to sound like he reads here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (eiN05)

378 Perhaps the SS in the Praetorian Guard and they (and the Legions) choose the next Caesar?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (lKAqb)

379 Who the fuck would hire that problem?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (QSjkU)

Lots of people in the swamp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (FZ2cV)

380
I dunno, Carl. What's the penalty for suborning perjury?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (/U27+)

381 172 She's playing a 25-year-old, but they must not have told makeup about the script change.
Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 01:36 PM (hOkZ5)

Meow!
Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:43 PM

Know why she's sweaty? Not because of the bad makeup. It's because she's a lying whore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (GwxCX)

382 So when they're all done convicting Trump they're all going to lead a caravan of patriots to Mar-a-Lago to hang Trump.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (Y274z)

383 When Trump was assigned his SS detail he was disappointed to learn that SS meant secret service.

Posted by: Cornbread Stuffing at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (ppBhU)

384 This is all pretty funny because its so ludicrous but even if it were true, so what? Trump wanted to be driven to the capitol and correctly stated that he was, in fact, the president? And who cares if he threw a plate at a wall?

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

385 Well, the perjurer, whatever her name is, really is kinda cute. I'd never seen her before, because why bother with a show trial?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (2RBkF)

386 If you have to lie to make your point, you point is moot by definition. This moistened bint needs to go home and stay there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (okGHj)

387 Looks like the remnants of a tsunami behind Busty Bikini.

(I only read the articles, I swear).

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (vcv8B)

388 Carl Bernstein is all in on "confirmation bias"

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (RHGPo)

389 OT: Putin still wants most of Ukraine, war outlook grim - U.S. Intelligence Chief

Uh-oh, better send Zelenskyy another $50 billion.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

390 To my eyes, she looks like a quite attractive 42-44. But if she's actually 25, she REALLY needs to lay off the tanning booth, cocaine and box wine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (n+4am)
++++
What, and eliminate *everything* that makes life worth living?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (WWh8n)

391 >>> 372 as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?

*

Do you have her contact info?
- NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (hRyEc)

Fck you, we have dibs!

Posted by: Googlag HR at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (llON8)

392 She's not ugly. She is just really rough looking for 25.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (DRSnL)

They call her Ol' Rough 'n Ready

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (mLFWt)

393 This very busty bikini blonde resents that the ruling class thinks that she's stupid enough to believe this:
https://is.gd/IgmbUe

She's a cutie. But let's face it, in this country cute bleach blondes are a dime a gallon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (Bd6X

Yeah, nice assets, but go natural, ladies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (nByzo)

394 Months ago she came right out and said one of the goals of the J6 committee was to pin insurrection and/or rioting on Trump.

how does "Dang it I want to go talk to the people at the capitol" mesh with this theory?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (llsW/)

395 "They have been seared into my memory and have haunted me episodically as an adult."

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (lf83v)

396 Cassidy is a real-world 6 (mostly owing to what's left of her youth). Which makes her a Beltway 9.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (786Ro)

397 Like a boxed wine, Taylor Lorenz is ageless

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (sJHOI)

398 Who coached Cassidy?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

399 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM (ppBhU)

Looks pretty rough? Wow you have some high standards.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (vN+oL)

400 O.k., found it (still from the video): It's not just any SUV, it's the "SUV version of the Beast":

Josh Wingrove
@josh_wingrove
22h
Trump left the Jan. 6 rally in the SUV version of the Beast, fwiw, as opposed to the limo.
He appears to be sitting in the rear passenger seat.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (0ixKl)

401 380
I dunno, Carl. What's the penalty for suborning perjury?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (/U27+)

They usually make you head of the DNC.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Y5qcH)

402 wtf she went to CNU?!?!

well first off, easy to get into

but second off, I thought it was one of the rare "good ones."

now just ... ew

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (w0NJk)

403 355
C'mon Cassidy's cute, way better than we usually get at these dog & pony dealios
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 01:48 PM (sJHOI)

To my eyes, she looks like a quite attractive 42-44. But if she's actually 25, she REALLY needs to lay off the tanning booth, cocaine and box wine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (n+4am)
____________________________

This. I would add that she was a female junior aide for a powerful male. I'm thus not surprised that she's attractive at least by DC standards.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

404 376 And people sure are willing to spread it.

Yeah but propaganda has to be not only plausible but gripping to take effect.

Trump tried to grab the steering wheel from the back seat not only sounds fake, but its also of little significance. This is like trying to spread the word that Tucker Carlson tried to jump over the Great Wall of China. Um, no he didn't and even if he did, so?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (llsW/)

It's confirmation bias. This isn't aimed at undecided people. This is aimed at people who will believe ANYTHING negative said about him and go telling everybody they know.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

405 I dunno, Carl. What's the penalty for suborning perjury?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 01:55 PM (/U27+)

What about Obstrucing justice? (Not that any of this is justice, but they think it is.)

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

406 Isn't there something in the Bible about bearing false witness?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Qhnrt)

407 395 "They have been seared into my memory and have haunted me episodically as an adult."
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (lf83v)

Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (lf83v)

408 This is yet another Op.

The Media is NOT a bunch of credulous fools.

The Media is bought and paid for.

They have stolen multiple elections, and the one they couldn't steal, they hamstrung the elected president.

D-Lamp was right.

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (5O4//)

409 This looks like her before the nose job. It's ten years ago

https://twitter.com/casshutchinson6
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I think she (Cassidy) looks like that occasional FNC guest Jessica Torval.

Posted by: Oedipus at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (a+N9A)

410 Find me a Democrat or a Democrat tool who does not lie every time they speak and I'll buy you a billion rounds of ammo, of your choice.
Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

Zell Miller. You didn't say a live one. I could use a million rounds of .556, I prefer brass cases.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (QSjkU)

411 the comments on HotAir for Allahpundit's savaged him so hard that they now only allow paid subscribers to view/post them
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 29, 2022 01:49 PM

All 12 of them, and he has a big family so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (GwxCX)

412
The next GAINZZZZ thread needs to provide information on the presidential lunge.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

413 The real question is what did Joe Biden not know and when did he not know it?

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (VJsqe)

414 So when they're all done convicting Trump they're all going to lead a caravan of patriots to Mar-a-Lago to hang Trump.

Another pulsating revelation from Cornbread's testimony: Mar-a-Lago isn't even Trump's favorite Mar. He prefers Myanmar. "Cause it's full of myans," Trump would bellow while throwing catsup at confused onlookers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (ppBhU)

415 I mean disregarding everything else, the fact that their two principal lies from yesterday involve a wall and a wheel are a bit over the top, nein?

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (mLFWt)

416 as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?
---
Scandalous!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (krQz2)

417 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (WWh8n)

Thanks for your thoughtful alliterative style. How about "Busty Blonde Babe bounces bikini. Boo-yah!"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (FZ2cV)

418 >>> 406 Isn't there something in the Bible about bearing false witness?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Qhnrt)

That's like more than 100 years old and stuff!

Posted by: leftists at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (llON8)

419 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

-
No! No! No! It's "~~Raymond Shaw~~ Cassidy Hutchinson is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (FVME7)

420 Isn't there something in the Bible about bearing false witness?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Qhnrt)
++++
I'm pretty sure that one's in the top 10.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (WWh8n)

421 He appears to be sitting in the rear passenger seat.

Dude climbed into the front seat like Sally Field in Smokey and the Bandit!

Yeah, that's the ticket...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (llsW/)

422 Does the "Beast" have one of those dividers between the front seat and the passenger compartment?
Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

Going off of hearsay, as I have never been in the presidential limo, the divider can be lower by the President...and only the President...because he's the fucking President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (z99Zw)

423 359 Looks-wise she's attractive, and I imagine she's simply establishing her bonafides for a $14M/year job with one of the news networks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (hRyEc)

She's lost weight since she worked in the White House. (do a search for pix of her in 2020) Odds of her regaining the weight, and more, when she does not get rich from telling lies on TV yesterday: Extremely high. In other words, guys, keep the same distance from her as you would from Amber Heard.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (AMIL/)

424 Donald Trump stars in

One Flew Over the Steering Wheel

Steering of the Lambs

How Grabbed Was My SUV
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 01:52 PM (mLFWt)
........

Sidewalk Massacre

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

425
How would agents on the back bumper have saved Kennedy?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (5HBd1)

President Cur walks into Oval Office past SS guards.

"Good morning, Agent Meat Shield."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (n+4am)

426 And then, in back of the limo, President Trump screamed "put the Gorilla Channel on the TV!!1!" I said there is no Gorilla Channel you insurrectionist son of a bitch! He then grabbed my cooter and screamed " This is MAGA Country!" and threw a hamburger out the window. I'm still traumatized.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (g+JZp)

427 >>>Who the fuck would hire that problem?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Well, other than most major corporations, all the cable news channels, most universities, and all big city school districts, you're right no one will hire her ever again. She'll just have to live on the book deal advance(s) until she can catch on with the Bulwark like a common wh*re.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (dYe5S)

428 Donald Trump stars in

Dude, Where's My Cruise Control?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (0ocXn)

429 Breaking: Trump sought as driver of semi full of dead illegals. Casido Hoochemama has identified him as the driver.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (GwxCX)

430 Is Kinzinger competing for the title of Most Pathetic?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

431 When Joe Biden was assigned his SS detail, he disappointed to find out that SS does not stand for "Soft Serve"

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (786Ro)

432 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (WWh8n)

Thanks for your thoughtful alliterative style. How about "Busty Blonde Babe bounces bikini. Boo-yah!"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (FZ2cV)
......

Please to not be discouraging the Mannix.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

433 Cassidy Whatsherface > Christine Mayella Ford

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (2RBkF)

434 It would be cool if someone did a JibJab style of Don Reached For The Wheel, set to the Chicago Musical Song, "We Both Reached For the Gun."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (PuU/d)

435 You would think they would have learned from Sandmann but these people are psychopaths so maybe not.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (zAq90)

436
The David French Connection

Donmetheus

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (/U27+)

437 Bitch was sweating like a worker at the Pheonix Bed Bath and Beyond.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (GwxCX)

438 Nina Jankowicz and Cassidy Hutchinson will have a show together on CNN.

Jank and Hutch

It'll attract hundreds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (BFigT)

439 At this point, I put more faith and trust in a rando who goes by Truth Minister Lizzy than Andy McCarthy. What a dope.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:33 PM (nByzo)

Star Chamber Maid has actually been around for quite a while.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (nC+QA)

440 Hey grabbed the steering like it was my pussy.

Posted by: That chick wat testified at the j6 circus at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (0Qrr3)

441 Is Kinzinger competing for the title of Most Pathetic?

The Adam does cry more then the Jonah when he washes my boxer shorts. But, I must confess, he is a master at the laundry!

Posted by: The Paolo at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (ESjRY)

442 I'm so glad they over played their hand here, the whole Committee has now been throughly discredited and will be remembered for this moment. Liz Cheney becomes even more clowinsh (if thats possible)

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was bullshit. Just from a logistics standpoint, it was absurd.

Posted by: Blago at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (7+kAr)

443 422 Does the "Beast" have one of those dividers between the front seat and the passenger compartment?
Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

Going off of hearsay, as I have never been in the presidential limo, the divider can be lower by the President...and only the President...because he's the fucking President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (z99Zw)

PDT was being driven in the SUV version of the Beast, not the limo Beast. Unknown if there is a divider between rear and front seats; my guess is yes.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (AMIL/)

444 David Zurawik
@davidzurawik

"Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth."

David wrote this while experiencing a raging "Get Trump!" boner.

Posted by: Biergood at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (FQWHA)

445 Between the crowds and barricades, and known antifa miscreants, it was probably not possible to drive him to the capitol.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (AutJR)

446 when you think about it, shouldn't the presidential limo should have 2 steering wheels like the old driver's education cars back in the day?

Posted by: x at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)

447 Odds of her regaining the weight, and more, when she does not get rich from telling lies on TV yesterday: Extremely high.

I think her getting chubby is the least of the drawbacks of this bint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (llsW/)

448 Comedian Wanda Sykes trashed middle America during her appearance Monday on CBS’ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, arguing red states in the “middle” of the country are to blame for the Supreme Court’s historic overturning of Roe v. Wade.

“It’s no longer majority rule,” she said, apparently forgetting that the Supreme Court doesn’t decide cases based on popular opinion. She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

449 Isn't there something in the Bible about bearing false witness?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Qhnrt)
++++
He's going for the illustrious title of Hypersimp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (WWh8n)

450 Sassy Cassy is way hotter than that Legendary Deep-State cum dumpster Lisa Page

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (sJHOI)

451 The best he can do is say that nothing he's aware of contradicts what Hutchinson said, which is ... not corroboration.

I was once working with a company in China where they were doing regulatory testing on a product.
jim: "Did we pass the test?"
China guy:"We didn't fail."

That was becuase the never tested it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

452 Cassidy is a dolt. If the red wave happens, lots of new Congress critters will need staff. She moved from the Hire list to the Avoid at All Cost list.

Posted by: EveR at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (MUpk6)

453 Clearly, if this is true, Trump is guilty of Insurrection.

History is replete with governments overthrown by some power hungry dictator grabbing the wheel of a limousine.

I'm sure the Congress was praying "Please don't let President Trump take the wheel of The Beast. Save us Secret Service driver. You're our only hope."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (lf83v)

454 >>> 432
......

Please to not be discouraging the Mannix.
Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

Mannix is Stunning and Brave and will not be discouraged!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (llON8)

455 It was like Thelma and Louise in the beast that day.

Posted by: That chick wat testified at the j6 circus at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (0Qrr3)

456 Sorry, I'm working on a post which I thought would be done a half hour ago but it's taking time. Hopefully I'll have actual content up in twenty minutes.

Posted by Ace
--------
Never apologize Ace. We're good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (c8iAR)

457 Where did the name "Cornbread" for Cassidy come from> I'm kind of partial to "Cassidy Sundance." She could be photoshopped with a Western hat and other attire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (FZ2cV)

458 Mannix is Stunning and Brave and will not be discouraged!
___

*snort*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (wbUmG)

459 449 Isn't there something in the Bible about bearing false witness?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Qhnrt)
++++
He's going for the illustrious title of Hypersimp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (WWh8n)

It's as allowable as abortion and sodomy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

460 417 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (WWh8n)

Thanks for your thoughtful alliterative style. How about "Busty Blonde Babe bounces bikini. Boo-yah!"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 01:58 PM (FZ2cV)

The last part sounds a little bit like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but the rons will take it under consideration.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (cfxeF)

461 Consider who Adam Kinzinger is surrounded by and the quote makes complete sense

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (sJHOI)

462 She moved from the Hire list to the Avoid at All Cost list.
Posted by: EveR at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (MUpk6)
----------

Anyone with money who bedded her is probably nervous right about now.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (5pTK/)

463 OT, but tellingly funny

Today, Stacy Abrams endorsed "fetal viability limit" on abortion. Last week she endorsed higher funding for the cops. Her views have evolved apparently.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (1Bh3r)

464 Trump grabbed the Beast's wheel.

Clinton grabbed the back of the Lewinsky's head.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (zAq90)

465 President Trump is the *most* told-on President that I have ever seen in my lifetime. Everybody is trying to tell behind-the-scenes stories on him.

So, in order to judge Trump in relation to the rest of DC, we need to hear a little more behind-the-scenes info on Pelosi and Schumer.

And people are really going to have to champion the Dodd-Waitress-Kennedy sandwich or shut up.

Look at the way that Biden didn't want any truth to get out about how messed up his kid is. The laptop was "Russian disinformation!".

They're hiding things from you, and they're telling-all about Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (krQz2)

466 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 01:54 PM (WWh8n)

How about more posts from you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (GwxCX)

467 That was worth the wait.

I used to enjoy reading NROnline, particularly Andy McCarthy.

Haven't checked the site in years.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (oMf5L)

468 Sassy Cassy is way hotter than that Legendary Deep-State cum dumpster Lisa Page
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (sJHOI)
++++
I read that as the Latin usage of that word (as in "magna cum laude") and it still works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (WWh8n)

469 456 Sorry, I'm working on a post which I thought would be done a half hour ago but it's taking time. Hopefully I'll have actual content up in twenty minutes.

Posted by Ace
--------
Never apologize Ace. We're good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (c8iAR)

He was afraid of the trouble we'd get in with an open thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

470 gonna be purty disappointed in Tucker if he doesn't point out that jagoffs on his network fell for this shit

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (us2H3)

471 Trump grabbed the steering wheel? Are they sure it wasn't a seize?

Perhaps a pounce?
Posted by: 496
----

This. He pounced on the wheel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (c8iAR)

472 the whole Committee has now been throughly discredited and will be remembered for this moment.

Oh they've had worse, more stupid testimony, like the woman who claimed yesterday that the protesters were carrying AR-15s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (llsW/)

473 I still cant believe that Cassidy chick is 25, she looks late 30's easy.

I guess she'll blame this rumor that Trump grabbed the steering wheel for why she's aged so much.

Posted by: Blago at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (7+kAr)

474 Bitch was sweating like a worker at the Pheonix Bed Bath and Beyond.

Like an NFL first-round draft pick at a spelling bee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (lf83v)

475 Lol.

@SethAMandel - 1:15 pm

Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

476 Breaking news: TRUMP WAS NOT WEARING SEATBELT

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

477 In a normal world this would end the J6 committee. But we live in bizarro world.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (8GBH4)

478 >>> 452 Cassidy is a dolt. If the red wave happens, lots of new Congress critters will need staff. She moved from the Hire list to the Avoid at All Cost list.
Posted by: EveR at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (MUpk6)

That's not who we are!

We need sidepieces too, you know.

Posted by: GOPe at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (llON8)

479 Bitch was sweating like a worker at the Pheonix Bed Bath and Beyond.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:00 PM (GwxCX)

Killing me here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

480 The dumbest thing about this is even if we grant that everything she said was true: so what? It proves nothing.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (vcv8B)

481 Maybe she can share a cell with Michael Avenatti?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (lf83v)

482 “It’s no longer majority rule,” she said, apparently forgetting that the Supreme Court doesn’t decide cases based on popular opinion. She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.

Import 100M people in violation of the law.

Let them vote.

Demand that "majority vote" rules over even basic human rights protected in the Constitution.

Profit?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (ESjRY)

483 301 The next GAINZZZZ thread needs to provide information on the presidential lunge.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:47 PM (eGTCV)

----------

It only counts as a presidential lunge if you cover the distance of a retarded kangaroo (court) bounce.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (SDZJm)

484 Since the Democrats knew most of this was fake, and still went with it, makes me think they're really struggling, and that they also know their base and the majority of Twitter/media addre complete f'n imbeciles. I mean you've got to really suspend disbelief,or be lying to yourself, to think the Trump limo story was true (or you think Trump is some great superhero single handedly fight SS Agents)

Hopefully they really believe this nonsense and when nothing comes from it they'll finally off themselves (who am I kidding, when nothing comes from it they'll claim they were ready to charge Trump but were thwarted by evil Republicans)

Also there needs to be repercussions against those who put witnesses on the stand knowing they were lying, if a lawyer did such a thing they'd be charged. The Secret Service should be allowed to investigate the witness and congressasses, since this directly impacts them.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (forVd)

485 Trump will either end up in jail or dead.

Posted by: SMH

My prediction is that an FBI SWAT team is sent to Mar A Lago and has a shootout with his security detail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (lTGtQ)

486 Has she had her abortion yet?
Without an abortion she isn't credible.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (Y274z)

487 462 She moved from the Hire list to the Avoid at All Cost list.
Posted by: EveR at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (MUpk6)
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Anyone with money who bedded her is probably nervous right about now.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (5pTK/)

Don't look at me...I only do brothers' widows, chinese child hookers, and russian escorts...okay, and meth and coke.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

488 Madison Cornbread walks into a bar and the bartender looks up and says, “Hey, th’ fuck is wrong with your face?”

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schenellenberger at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (DMw0n)

489 I looked at a three second clip (no sound) just go see what this dummy looks like, and oh my was that girl ever coached. I wonder if they use the same coach for all their liars. I guess why waste money.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (Xd1wG)

490 Ace, Can cucks really go Balls-Deep?
I think a different term is needed. Maybe "Pegged 'balls' deep."

Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (hOAT3)

491 She's a cutie. But let's face it, in this country cute bleach blondes are a dime a gallon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 01:45 PM (Bd6X

Yeah, nice assets, but go natural, ladies.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:56 PM (nByzo)

They're natural. You can tell the fake ones.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (1Yy3c)

492 Comedian Wanda Sykes

I mean... that's like saying "painter Hunter Biden". Yes, she gets paid to do comedy shows but she's not a comedian. Comedians are funny.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (llsW/)

493 464 Trump grabbed the Beast's wheel.

Clinton grabbed the back of the Lewinsky's head.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (zAq90)

You wouldv'e though Trump would have grabbed it by it's vajajay...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

494 Sassy Cassy is way hotter than that Legendary Deep-State cum dumpster Lisa Page

That's just because you never saw Lisa in mid gallop.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

495 “It’s no longer majority rule,” she said, apparently forgetting that the Supreme Court doesn’t decide cases based on popular opinion. She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
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Roe v. Wade wouldn't have had a chance in 73.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (krQz2)

496
She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.

_________

*ahem*

Posted by: Texas and Florida at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (/U27+)

497 I like her lawyer's statement: yeah, she may have lied to a congressional committee, but they should do their job and question other people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (8GBH4)

498 My prediction is that an FBI SWAT team is sent to Mar A Lago and has a shootout with his security detail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
__

Rumor has it that his security detail includes former Delta Force peeps.

If so, it will be a very interesting shootout.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (wbUmG)

499 >>> 472 the whole Committee has now been throughly discredited and will be remembered for this moment.

Oh they've had worse, more stupid testimony, like the woman who claimed yesterday that the protesters were carrying AR-15s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (llsW/)

Of course they were, you can see dozens of them in virtually every single one of the cell phone videos from that day. Right.....?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (llON8)

500 Trump was yelling at the agent to take him to the Capitol. The agent said " Jesus take the wheel". Trump, with his God complex, thought the agent was talking about him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (AutJR)

501 178 What do Cassidy's friends call her--Cass, Sid, Ssidy?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

CVNT

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (JNTt1)

502 osted by: Someguy's at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (cfxeF

LOL. Sure' Take out "Boo-yah" and add an exclamatory "B" word of your own to cheer for the busty blonde.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (FZ2cV)

503 Trump seized the wheel, and that's when the murders began...

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (0ocXn)

504 Trump was yelling at the agent to take him to the Capitol. The agent said " Jesus take the wheel". Trump, with his God complex, thought the agent was talking about him.

Meanwhile, in the other seat...

Posted by: Jesus Montoya SS agent at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

505 @346 --Nancy Pelosi

----

Pelosi's not paying attention to the J6 Committee. She's too busy meeting with the Pope and taking Communion at a mass in the Vatican.

Posted by: junior at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (/YFMa)

506 Ace, Can cucks really go Balls-Deep?
I think a different term is needed. Maybe "Pegged 'balls' deep."
Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM

Well they are endowed like a baby chipmunk so it shouldn't be much of a feat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

507 476 Breaking news: TRUMP WAS NOT WEARING SEATBELT

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

Safer not to if Ted Kennedy was driving over a bridge...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

508 I don't think the Secret Service is supposed to let the president ad lib his movements on the fly-

every time they move him, it is tightly scripted

and I don't know this, but the head USSS agent on the team probably has final say

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (geLO8)

509 >>> 469
==
He was afraid of the trouble we'd get in with an open thread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

What's the big deal? It's not like today is Memorial Day.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (llON8)

510 Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

LOL or... Trump's political career declared dead for sixty billionth time.

You'd think these quasimodos would get tired of ringing the same bell over and over. But they never do.

I guess it's kind of like the Durham Is Coming thing.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:06 PM (Xd1wG)

511 481 Maybe she can share a cell with Michael Avenatti?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (lf83v)

Ghislane Maxwell

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

512 Cassidy Whatsherface > Christine Mayella Ford

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 29, 2022 01:59 PM (2RBkF)

As far as lying hoors go, yeah.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (nByzo)

513 Trump wanted to use the sewers to sneak into the senate chamber!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (AutJR)

514 Since every smear from the left is a projection, I wonder what Joey Stinkfinger has done or does to the Secret Service and staff members? Bet a dollar he gets mean and ugly then shits his pants on a predictable daily cycle.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (5IYK7)

515 heh

News That Matters @ThatmattersNews

BREAKING

Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

516 What we saw from this bint is repeated in front of every grand jury ever empaneled. You can just go say anything you want. No clarification, no second opinion. Nothing. Just a lie, a half truth, or maybe even the truth through one persons eyes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (5T0ht)

517
If so, it will be a very interesting shootout.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:05 PM (wbUmG)

___________

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (/U27+)

518 All kidding aside, she has a strong resemblance to Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge (Prince William's wife).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (lf83v)

519 The thing I don't get is that their audience is all ~~TV-watchers~~ NPCs.
Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 01:27 PM (hOkZ5)

They are devoid of independent thought.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (z99Zw)

520 Rumor has it that his security detail includes former Delta Force peeps.

What is Delta Force?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FZ2cV)

521 Rumor has it that his security detail includes former Delta Force peeps.

If so, it will be a very interesting shootout.

not just that but one would HOPE that Governor DeSantis is well prepared for such an eventuality, and has state resources surrounding our government-in-exile.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (w0NJk)

522 482 “It’s no longer majority rule,” she said, apparently forgetting that the Supreme Court doesn’t decide cases based on popular opinion. She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.

Import 100M people in violation of the law.

Let them vote.

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THOSE TWO BIG STATES GET TO DECIDE THE ABORTION RULES FOR THEMSELVES WHILE LITTLE RED MIDDLE STATES GET TO DO THE SAME

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (0Qrr3)

523 She's 25?

She looks 45.

It's like a female Tater.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (5p7BC)

524 Holy crap! I just realized who she looks like! Woody from Toy Story! Or in her case, Cassidy from Made Up Story.
Look at her pic and then one of Woody. She's a Pixar liar.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

525 Comedian Wanda Sykes trashed middle America during her appearance Monday on CBS’ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, arguing red states in the “middle” of the country are to blame for the Supreme Court’s historic overturning of Roe v. Wade.

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That's not true! She's a comedian like I'm a Radio City Music Hall Rockette!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

526 Lol.

@SethAMandel - 1:15 pm

Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

lol, they were SO close, they could taste it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (nByzo)

527
In a shocking new development, Christine Blassy Ford and
Stormy Daniels claim the steering wheel incident could not have happened as Trump was at the time making them defecate in the back seat of the limo.

Posted by: Auspex at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Xo3T0)

528 Off disgusting spawn of stupid!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

529 The dumbest thing about this is even if we grant that everything she said was true: so what? It proves nothing.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (vcv8B)
---
Because Trump was "not allowed" to go to the Capitol to "lead the troops of the insurrection".

I can almost hear Schitf saying "there is only one reason Trump would want to go to the Capitol so badly" because Schitf is a "Only one reason" type of guy. He doesn't really like evidence and proof and suspension of belief. He wants to tell you what you need to think in order to be for virtue and justice.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (krQz2)

530 Glenn Greenwald is still a hack leftist piece of dogshit, despite seemingly become a tiny bit sane in recent years.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (lR6tR)

531 514 Since every smear from the left is a projection, I wonder what Joey Stinkfinger has done or does to the Secret Service and staff members? Bet a dollar he gets mean and ugly then shits his pants on a predictable daily cycle.

maybe it wasn't the poor dog that was biting them

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (w0NJk)

532 I HATE the term "pre-drilling." Makes no sense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"Pre-boarding" passengers on aircraft, is worse.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

533 515 heh

News That Matters @ThatmattersNews

BREAKING

Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

534
not just that but one would HOPE that Governor DeSantis is well prepared for such an eventuality, and has state resources surrounding our government-in-exile.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (w0NJk)

_________

Isn't this a strictly Federal shootout?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (/U27+)

535 We really don't need to do much more than Nelson Muntz point and laugh.

MAGA 2024.
Appointment Trump as Speaker. Remove the junta and Trump regains the prize.

Let them go nuts.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (Y274z)

536 It's amazing how fast these hack frauds jump onto stuff that is so clearly fake.

Their head canon must be a mess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)

537 George Washington was on, at or near the battlefields in the Revolutionary War. Trump has the same right to go to the battlefield. If he had been injured or died, that would have shown he was a brave leader, and not an armchair coward.

The Secret Service kidnapped him and HAVE NO RIGHT to do so. I don't give a damn Kennedy died from ignoring them. Trump had a right, as ANY kidnap victim, to fight his kidnappers.

Awful decent of him not to reveal to the world they were insurrectionists. Saved their careers. I wouldn't have done that.

I disapproved highly of Trump not going to the Capitol that day. He has risen at least two rungs now in my estimation.

I still give him demerits for not having a real plan to win, but okay.

Posted by: CloseTheFed at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (LeNk3)

538 What is Delta Force?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FZ2cV)
___

via wiki:

The 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment–Delta (1st SFOD-D), referred to variously as Delta Force, Combat Applications Group (CAG), "The Unit", or within JSOC, Task Force Green,[2] is a special operations force of the United States Army, under operational control of the Joint Special Operations Command.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (wbUmG)

539 Is there anyone more scandal-proof at this point than The Don? They have covered him in a protective titanium shield.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (Xd1wG)

540 Rumor has it that his security detail includes former Delta Force peeps.

What is Delta Force?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FZ2cV)

Minus two smartmilblog cred points.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

541 In a shocking new development, Christine Blassy Ford and
Stormy Daniels claim the steering wheel incident could not have happened as Trump was at the time making them defecate in the back seat of the limo.

Hmmm. . . .

Posted by: Amber Herd at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (lf83v)

542 They're natural. You can tell the fake ones.
Posted by: Robert

Indeed. They're not defying all known laws of physics.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (vcv8B)

543 I HATE the term "pre-drilling." Makes no sense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"Pre-boarding" passengers on aircraft, is worse.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

It's like "pre-shredded" cheese. Then it's a block of cheese.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

544 I mean, its obvious to the dimmest person at this point that the Democrats are just trotting out every crank and goofball that claimed something as if its evidence. Its like a cop bringing every crazy anonymous tip at a court trial.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 01:28 PM (llsW/)

An anonymous witness has alleged that Trump ding-dong-ditched Pelosi during the first impeachment hearings. It's pretty serious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (z99Zw)

545 >>> 513 Trump wanted to use the sewers to sneak into the senate chamber!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM (AutJR)

No dummy, you go through the HVAC system.

Posted by: every spy movie ever made at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (llON8)

546 To my eyes, she looks like a quite attractive 42-44.

I'll go with late 30's, but yes, quite attractive. Maybe she's younger in person.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (hOkZ5)

547 It's like a female Tater.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (5p7BC)
++++
She's better looking and more articulate than Tater, though. So she has that going for her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (WWh8n)

548 475 Lol.

@SethAMandel - 1:15 pm

Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

We'll know PDT is really in trouble when the Media tells us the Walls Are Closing In On Trump! Until then, meh.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

549
I can almost hear Schitf saying "there is only one reason Trump would want to go to the Capitol so badly" because Schitf is a "Only one reason" type of guy.

__________

The mind of man shall not be tried, because the Devil himself knoweth not the mind of man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (/U27+)

550 527
In a shocking new development, Christine Blassy Ford and
Stormy Daniels claim the steering wheel incident could not have happened as Trump was at the time making them defecate in the back seat of the limo.

Posted by: Auspex at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Xo3T0)

Hey, that's my gig!

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

551 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall?

SIGH

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 29, 2022 02:10 PM (2RBkF)

552 All kidding aside, she has a strong resemblance to Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge (Prince William's wife).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:07 PM

nope, Woody from Toy Story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

553 Can we officially denounce Mark Meadows now, considering he hired this twat?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (p8ude)

554 I HATE the term "pre-drilling." Makes no sense.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"Pre-boarding" passengers on aircraft, is worse.
Posted by: Archer

I had a pre-meeting a few weeks ago. It was a meeting about a meeting we were going to be having. Sometimes I hate my company.

Posted by: Biergood at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (FQWHA)

555 Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."
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It's so inclusive of them to let short-bus riders write editorials these days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (krQz2)

556 We really don't need to do much more than Nelson Muntz point and laugh.

MAGA 2024.
Appointment Trump as Speaker. Remove the junta and Trump regains the prize.

Let them go nuts.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (Y274z)

That's a pipe dream, but man would that be a doozie.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (nByzo)

557
Another absurd hoax pushed on us by the left, which NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. humiliatingly fell for.

You know, the Smart Ones who are Nobel and Always Tell the Truth.

Dynamite reasoning, Wicket!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (n+4am)

558 "Pre-boarding" passengers on aircraft, is worse.
Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)
++++
Sounds better than calling it what it is: "elite boarding" followed by "general boarding."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (WWh8n)

559 What is Delta Force?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

a Chuck Norris movie but that's not important right now.

Posted by: x at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (uQFwj)

560 532 I HATE the term "pre-drilling." Makes no sense.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"Pre-boarding" passengers on aircraft, is worse.
Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

Being pre-mortem is better than being post-mortem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

561 Why was Cassidy sweating so much?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

562 What is Delta Force?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FZ2cV)

the group Terry Reid formed

after he turn down the singing gig with some unknown rock band

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

563 Navy has SEALs, Army has Delta

Unless I'm Wrong™

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (geLO8)

564 Pre drilling is what ...say ..Lena Dunham does before she gets preggers.

If the ins were reversed she would look like a porcupine.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (Y274z)

565 Minus two smartmilblog cred points.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
___

Not eveyone here is military or former military.

Not surprising that some have never heard of Delta Force (beyond the movie, that is).

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (wbUmG)

566 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:09 PM (wbUmG)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (FZ2cV)

567
Sounds better than calling it what it is: "elite boarding" followed by "general boarding."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (WWh8n)

__________

Which sounds better than "Party Class" and "Steerage"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (/U27+)

568 Ace, Can cucks really go Balls-Deep?
I think a different term is needed. Maybe "Pegged 'balls' deep."

Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM (hOAT3)

This is the sort of smart in-depth analysis and attention to detail that brings me back to the HQ again and again.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)

569 Tick tick tick!!!!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (DHFmf)

570 Any criticism of stunning and brave Cassidy Hutchinson is just plain old misogyny!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Catholic at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (1Bh3r)

571 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

572 Fawn Hall. Haven't heard that name in ages.

Posted by: Infidel at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (r2IDy)

573 Isn't this a strictly Federal shootout?

meaning what? Florida cannot protect their own citizens from a criminal FedGov?

we are getting to this, maybe we've been there.

at some point the stand must be made. the FedGov will make sure he "dies suddenly" on the way to wherever they'd be taking him at 3 in the morning.

and then what? that would be worse than a state doing whatever they can to protect one of their residents.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (w0NJk)

574 nope, Woody from Toy Story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

She does have manface. Tread lightly with your hetero card, except Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (nByzo)

575 And then I heard Trump say, "Turn off those air handlers on the reefer and fuck those migrants! San Antonio is only a few minutes away."

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (0ocXn)

576 I'd give her a 7 on a 10 scale. But as most men will tell you once you find out she is a liar, manipulator and gold digger, she becomes a pop and drop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (8GBH4)

577 I agree that it's the Secret Service's call on whether a location is too dangerous to take the President whether he wants to go or not. It comes down to them protecting the office of the President rather than the right of a President as an individual. Just IMHO.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (zAq90)

578 Stupid people make stupid stories.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (krQz2)

579 I had a pre-meeting a few weeks ago. It was a meeting about a meeting we were going to be having. Sometimes I hate my company.
Posted by: Biergood at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (FQWHA)
++++
In my experience, the only time a "pre-meeting" makes sense is when we're going in to meet a particularly pissed off customer and multiple vendors are involved. Getting our stories straight, making sure we all agree on what we're going to propose, burying any hatchets, etc. is useful to prevent you from stepping on your dicks in front of the customer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (WWh8n)

580 The Democrats really are like Wiley Coyote. Trump is the Roadrunner. Every stupid thing they try blows in their faces and when it does, Trump gets bigger and stronger. They started digging and wound up in China with shit on their faces. It is to laugh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (QSjkU)

581 “It’s no longer majority rule,” she said, apparently forgetting that the Supreme Court doesn’t decide cases based on popular opinion. She also said states like California and New York should decide matters of national importance because they have the most people.
Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

*Cough*

Posted by: Texas and Florida at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (1Yy3c)

582 What do Cassidy's friends call her

"Slowly But Shirley" - she'll do butt stuff fer sure but moans "slowly... Slowly"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (PCB9H)

583 []Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.
.......

This made me cry. I don't know why.
Posted by: wth at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

Say what you will about Adam Kinzinger but, when he decided to take it up the rear for the left, he stuck to biting his pillow.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (z99Zw)

584 I thought I couldn't be any more astonished at Disney's determination to off itself, but, well, look at the first picture, and then view the video at the end. Words fail.

https://tinyurl.com/ystd2yez

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (/NCI4)

585 Not eveyone here is military or former military.

Not surprising that some have never heard of Delta Force (beyond the movie, that is).

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:12 PM (wbUmG)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (nByzo)

586 I'd give her a 7 on a 10 scale. But as most men will tell you once you find out she is a liar, manipulator and gold digger, she becomes a pop and drop.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM

RUle #1, gentlemorons...Rule #1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (4p7Em)

587 Which sounds better than "Party Class" and "Steerage"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (/U27+)
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"Party Class" followed by "Near-Party Class" followed by "Scum Class"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (WWh8n)

588 I've heard 5 year old's lie better and 6 year old's smart enough to call them out on it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

589 This testimony led my local rag, the San Diego Union Tribune, to write the print edition headline "Trump Tried to Join Armed Mob".

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (P8ANW)

590 During the first OTCs and creation of Delta, the U.S. State Department's Diplomatic Security Service and the United States Secret Service advised Delta.
Students take an advanced driving course to use a vehicle or many vehicles as defensive and offensive weapons.
They then learn techniques for VIP and diplomatic protection developed by the Secret Service and DSS.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (wbUmG)

591 571 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

I'd say it's a step up from "I don't like her, so she must be a man", but someone already went there, so I can't even say that.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

592 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Y274z)

593 Is this ever going to end? They do this again and again, one false story after another, to no consequence, and start up the next day doing the same thing. They should have been routed out of their professions by now. Any claim to being "journalists" is shot to pieces beyond recovery, yet they keep at it, and for the most part we play along (we as in Republican politicians who continue to defer to the farce of their questions and the whole premise of a media that deserves nothing but the back of our contemptuous hand.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (H8QX8)

594
You can always depend on the Paolo for your pre-drilling needs.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (n+4am)

595 nope, Woody from Toy Story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

She does have manface. Tread lightly with your hetero card, except Garrett.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM

Fine I will never go into Bed Bath and Beyond. Not that I ever have. But still I shall resist.

She is Woody from Toy Story, or Woody from Made Up Story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (GwxCX)

596 In other news yesterday: During the on going crisis on the border, human traffickers crammed dozens of human cargo into the back of a tractor trailer. Standing cheek to cheek and hip to hip they started the dangerous journey to Biden’s America. Somewhere along the line, the refrigeration unit failed. It was 102 degrees outside when the smugglers abandoned their cargo locked in the tractor trailer turned sweatbox. I am sure the last moments were inhumane as panic set in, then collapse and asphyxiation. 51 souls were lost yesterday in one of the most horrible ways imaginable.

But tell me more about conversations that Madison Cornbread misremembered.

Posted by: tommylotto at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (CRqTc)

597 578 Stupid people make stupid stories.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (krQz2)

We're CNN...

Posted by: CNN at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

598 and yes Mark Meadows is clearly corrupt and a RINO (whatever that means, anymore). he's DS and doesn't mind her testimony at all.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (w0NJk)

599 look at the first picture,

Second picture.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (/NCI4)

600 I agree that it's the Secret Service's call on whether a location is too dangerous to take the President whether he wants to go or not. It comes down to them protecting the office of the President rather than the right of a President as an individual. Just IMHO.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (zAq90)

Probably true but the President asking to be taken somewhere else is a nothinburger to me.
I bet Biden demands to go to Baskin and Robbins 5x a day.

Posted by: LASue at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

601 >>> 572 Fawn Hall. Haven't heard that name in ages.
Posted by: Infidel at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (r2IDy)

The name sounds vaguely familiar but I can't place it. Gary Condit's squeeze maybe?

*goes to check*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (llON8)

602 Why was Cassidy sweating so much?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Vibrating panties? Sorta positive reinforcement for lying?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (r1z5A)

603 The dumbest thing about this is even if we grant that everything she said was true: so what? It proves nothing.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:03 PM (vcv8B)

---------

"Trump was originally going to don (SWIDT?) the Q Anon shaman outfit & horns, and lead the charge into the Capitol Building pulling behind him incontinent Russian hookers, a giant guillotine, a rope with which to hang Mike Pence, and waving around his AR-15 with the chainsaw attachment! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (4meUL)

604 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall

She was pretty, so was Gennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (llsW/)

605 Yeah on a physical level I think Cassidy is a definite 1. Multiple 1's if given the chance.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (zAq90)

606 Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
___

So, making a comment is flying off the handle, somehow?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (wbUmG)

607 ]Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

If think about it

this statement is probably true

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (us2H3)

608 Washington Examiner editorial: "Cassidy Hutchinson's Tuesday testimony ought to ring the death knell for former President Donald Trump's political career. Trump is unfit to be anywhere near power every again."
==
For Whut?

letting an intern suck his dick in the oval office?

For apologizing to almost every country in the world for saving them from fascism/communisms?

For selling his office to china for 10% of his children's kickbacks?

Every single journalist who publicly writes something like this, about this bint, should have their name on a list. And then their emails and bank accounts should be gone over with a fine toothed comb. This is an op, it is being financed, and its got to end.

Posted by: But don't listen to me, I'm an ahole at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (eElB5)

609 I agree that it's the Secret Service's call on whether a location is too dangerous to take the President whether he wants to go or not. It comes down to them protecting the office of the President rather than the right of a President as an individual. Just IMHO.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (zAq90)
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Then you don't understand full executive power, which is what the Constitution gives the President.

If they had any executive authority to make that call, then they borrow it from the president to assist the president in executive duties.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (krQz2)

610 Remember, if Seth Mandel, Andy McCarthy, David French, Ben Shapiro and yes, friend of the blog, Matt Walsh and the rest of the NeverTrump had their way in 2016, we would have a 6-3 liberal court right now with Hillary's appointments (which Ben Shapiro assured us during the general election after Trump had the nomination would be "no worse than Trump's) and Heller would have been overruled killing the 2nd Amendment and Roe would be intact.

That's why when that gang is all in on DeSantis for 2024, I am with Trump.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (YVBLw)

611 593 Is this ever going to end? They do this again and again, one false story after another, to no consequence, and start up the next day doing the same thing

ask Bibi Netanyahu

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (w0NJk)

612 584 I thought I couldn't be any more astonished at Disney's determination to off itself, but, well, look at the first picture, and then view the video at the end. Words fail.

https://tinyurl.com/ystd2yez

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (/NCI4)

I guess Robots have periods too...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

613 Best explanation I can come up with, for why they put on this idiotic hoax is because they're all about to lose their job. Cheney's going to be tossed out, and the Dems will no longer have committee chairmanships.

So it's one last tantrum before the end.

That's all it is. But sure, the adults are in charge.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (YV6PJ)

614 I don't know about the morons who think she's attractive. In that one pic it looks like she was hit in the face with a shovel

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (DJFLF)

615 I thought I couldn't be any more astonished at Disney's determination to off itself, but, well, look at the first picture, and then view the video at the end. Words fail.

https://tinyurl.com/ystd2yez
Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (/NCI4)
++++
She needs to add something besides "like" to her list of verbal crutches.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (WWh8n)

616 Wow, I'm really mixing things up. Who was it that had the "Monkey Business" boat?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:16 PM (llON8)

617 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.

Here's a picture.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9tvfex

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (/NCI4)

618 Clown says wut?

@GeraldoRivera

True it's hearsay, which does not mean it's false.

------

Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth

This take is worse than that time you opened Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

619 Jane Seymour Fonda
@Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'.

-
I like how she puts scare quote around sanctity of life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)

620 592 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Y274z)

Installed for Biden to make him feel in control

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

621 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall

wasn't she the mayor of Deer Park ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (us2H3)

622 620 592 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Y274z)

Installed for Biden to make him feel in control

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

:::toy horn honking::::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

623 I bet they would have driven General Washington wherever the fuck he wanted to go.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (vrz2I)

624 She's a comedian like I'm a Radio City Music Hall Rockette!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

Are you going to start doing high kicks?

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (1Yy3c)

625 Fawn Hall. Haven't heard that name in ages.

How about Fawn Liebowitz?

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton, Delta House, Faber College at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (lf83v)

626 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.
Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM

Joey had one of those installed in the back seat by the SS. It's one of those kids ones so Joey thinks he's driving. It keeps him from mumbling about Ellenor Roosevelt but it's annoying because he keeps honking the squeaky horn at other drivers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

627 @553

>> Can we officially denounce Mark Meadows now, considering he hired this twat?

That's not really how it works, most White House staff are assigned assistants and other "help."

Essentially the White House staffing shop was simply a spyring for the Deep State, incepting Red Sparrows throughout the White House.

They're all f**king spies and saboteurs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (PuU/d)

628 Wow, I'm really mixing things up. Who was it that had the "Monkey Business" boat?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

******

Gary Hart (D)

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (YVBLw)

629
At the last, they're not going after Trump, they're going after you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (/U27+)

630 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

You guys would all be talking about how hot she is. I would still be saying she looks older than 25.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

631 Is anyone actually under oath?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

Probably depends on whether they expect you to say anything helpful to Trump or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (z99Zw)

632 @520 What is Delta Force?

----

The Army, Navy, and Air Force each have their own special forces group (I think the Marines are with the Navy). Delta Force is a different special operations group that draws its members from all branches of the service. It's generally seen as the elite of the US special forces.

Posted by: junior at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (/YFMa)

633 when there's a cock and bull story

all the cunts come fore

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (us2H3)

634 Doesn't the Investigation Scam have Hollywood Producers aiding the schedule? They needed New Drama to get the folks to come back for another episode of their Psycho Soap Opera.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (Cus5s)

635
Chicks like her... shit. Every dude knows these chicks. And has since high school. They're good for one thing, and it ain't what comes *out* of their mouths.

Andy McCarthy and everyone else in DC knows them too. He's not behind the times. He's just a lying cuck, like everyone else in that town. No number of jailed sheiks or soaring eagle chyron overlays change the fact that the conservative movement is staffed solely with disingenuous self-promoters and throne sniffers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)

636 Cassidy Hutchinson has a bright future in Republican politics.

Posted by: Valiant at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (cy2xC)

637 Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger

Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

Considering the people who would willingly associate themselves to Kinzinger, I actually find this quite credible.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (SOV+T)

638 They should have been routed out of their professions by now. Any claim to being "journalists" is shot to pieces beyond recovery, yet they keep at it

They control the means of propaganda, even with low ratings not much the public can do, you'd have to boycott every company in the US that gives them ad money on a mass scale and people like to eat and wear clothes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (8GBH4)

639 Is this ever going to end? They do this again and again, one false story after another, to no consequence, and start up the next day doing the same thing

ask Bibi Netanyahu
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp

I sooooo want to see some f'ing payback IF the red wave happens....Yeah, I know.....

Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (r1z5A)

640 >Fawn Hall. Haven't heard that name in ages.
Posted by: Infidel at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (r2IDy)

The name sounds vaguely familiar but I can't place it. Gary Condit's squeeze maybe?

No.
After Fawn Liebowitz lost her life in a kiln explosion, her alma mater named a student dormitory after her, in loving memory.

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (geLO8)

641 620 592 News flash: secret steering wheel located in back seat area.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Y274z)

Installed for Biden to make him feel in control

They also gave him a big set of plastic keys to chew on

Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (2cfUo)

642 602 Why was Cassidy sweating so much?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Vibrating panties? Sorta positive reinforcement for lying?
Posted by: Some Rat at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (r1z5A)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwUYqPDbwgk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

643 I bet they would have driven General Washington wherever the fuck he wanted to go.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (vrz2I)
---
Because George probably could have beat some ass.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (krQz2)

644 Why was Cassidy sweating so much?

COVID-19. From Fauci.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (lf83v)

645 604 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall

She was pretty, so was Gennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (llsW/)

Fanny Foxe. This one will clearly separate the under-29 year olds from the 29 year olds.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

646 @Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)
++++
So Fonda recommends a federal background check prior to abortion as a minimum and depending on state also wants to ensure that all abortions are registered and that waiting periods are imposed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (WWh8n)

647
The name sounds vaguely familiar but I can't place it. Gary Condit's squeeze maybe?

*goes to check*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM (llON

Ollie North's secretary. Expert with a paper shredder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (n+4am)

648 Is anyone actually under oath?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

Probably depends on whether they expect you to say anything helpful to Trump or not.

Chance that the SS agent and driver will be called to testify under oath: 0.0.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (/NCI4)

649 Fawn Hall was hot AF

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (XvPQV)

650 Jane Seymour Fonda
@Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'.

-
I like how she puts scare quote around sanctity of life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)

AK47s are free of governmental restrictions? Cool, I'll stop and buy one on my way home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (DRSnL)

651 @Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s.

FACT: you get betting aim and longer range by attaching it to your stump leg, like Robert Rodriguez did with Rose McGowan in Planet Terror

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)

652 So probably the State Department was right to get the president impeached for trying to work around their expertise, after all, it was their job to ensure the proper diplomacy through their years of expertise.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (krQz2)

653 Delta Burke Force

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

654 "Decades from now people will be asking each other, "Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?""

George Conway cannot be serious? Can he?

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (vrz2I)

655 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Whether you're a lying, manipulative, grifting bitch colors any natural attractiveness you may have.

No double-standard.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (vcv8B)

656 And then, and then, after like he lunged for the like you know wheel thingee, he like took IT out.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson, Fox News Reporterette at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (xu2px)

657 Jay Nordlinger of NRO blocked me on Twitter when I was mocking him for believing this story.

He had posted some bizarre sort of victory lap about how the pious Nevertrumpers had been vindicated by this story of Trump as action hero who fought his own detainment by the Deep State.

I think it rubbed him the wrong way when I pointed out that the Nevertrumpers had fallen for the same serial hoax, promoted by the same liars for 6 yrs straight now and that they were unsophisticated rubes who had never lead the right to anything but defeat.

Either that, or it was the "Oh, you almost had it" gif that pissed him off.

Posted by: Thatch at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (qWceQ)

658 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
With Roe gone, it’s more important than ever to crack down on so-called "crisis pregnancy centers" that mislead and deceive patients seeking abortion care. My bill with @SenatorMenendez would stop these harmful practices.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (FVME7)

659 633 when there's a cock and bull story

all the cunts come fore

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (us2H3)

I'm only familiar with cock and balls stories...

Posted by: Kumala at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

660 @553

>> Can we officially denounce Mark Meadows now, considering he hired this twat?

***

lol NO. She was a 22 year old recently college grad who was hired as coffee fetcher. How much vetting was she supposed to get? The media is the one lying now that she was some "TOP" aide at the "center of every decision."

There is actually a story (in WaPo maybe?) dated January 14, 2021 (after J6) where she was saying she was going to work for Trump in Mar-a-Lago. He says the reason she didn't is because he said no and she is now disgruntled. He also said she's a 3rd rate social climber -- and I do think that is true. I'm sure she has been promised something by the DC establishment.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (YVBLw)

661 Cassidy is like the girl in "Jack Reacher" that he tells "you don't have to do that for these guys."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (lKAqb)

662 >>Fanny Foxe. This one will clearly separate the under-29 year olds from the 29 year olds.

Posted by: confused

Wilbur Mills' side piece
what do I win?

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (geLO8)

663 My prediction is that an FBI SWAT team is sent to Mar A Lago and has a shootout with his security detail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM

Being FBI fuckups they'll get the wrong address and assault the home of a drug cartel and get their asses shot off

Posted by: Beartooth at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (DWXXm)

664 Fanny Foxe. This one will clearly separate the under-29 year olds from the 29 year olds.
Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (AMIL/

Wilbur

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (zAq90)

665 Don't forget, they breathlessly convened yesterday for this emergency testimony.

Never let them live it down. George Conway tweets, "Decades from now, people whill be asking each other, 'Where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?'"

Posted by: Valiant at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (cy2xC)

666
Fanny Foxe. This one will clearly separate the under-29 year olds from the 29 year olds.
Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

___________

Wilbur Mills's squeeze.

Elizabeth Ray was Wayne Hays's mistress. Ostensibly a secretary, Ray admitted: "I can't type. I can't file. I can't even answer the phone."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (/U27+)

667 "Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger
Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know."
This is likely entirely true, given the low level dishonest people which he spends his time with.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (oMkPq)

668 Is anyone actually under oath?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

---
The most important thing is whether they will be charged by Levrentiy Garland. And no, they will not.

That is the beauty of the "Independent (unreachable) Department of Justice" (in the President's cabinet).

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (krQz2)

669 Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)
++++
So Fonda recommends a federal background check prior to abortion as a minimum and depending on state also wants to ensure that all abortions are registered and that waiting periods are imposed?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The puthy can't be around felons. Nothing but male teachers in schools. Can't fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (022x+)

670 662 >>Fanny Foxe. This one will clearly separate the under-29 year olds from the 29 year olds.

Posted by: confused

Wilbur Mills' side piece
what do I win?

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (geLO

Ding! Ding! Ding! You win a date with Cassidy Hutchinson!!!!

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (AMIL/)

671 650 Jane Seymour Fonda
@Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'.

Some of both are played out, sloppy, and not accurate

Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (2cfUo)

672 And then the President said "There's a secret map on the back of the Constitution! To the National Archives!" He then choked a puppy, threw a burrito out the window and grabbed my cooter. I'm still shaking.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (g+JZp)

673 SOF-D, all members of The Unit are all Army.

Special Operations Command is cross-service, however.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (XvPQV)

674 I would still be saying she looks older than 25.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

Definitely. She's pretty... and she also looks ten years older than she is. DC cocktail hour gangbangs are rough on a girl.

But her looks, while decent, shouldn't excuse anything. She has a face for an iron mask peering up through the unreachable hole in an oubliette. No more or less.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (IXpV7)

675 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists.

No, she's a terminal butterface regardless of which side she's on.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:22 PM (1TuZk)

676 "why not redefine vaginas as AK47s."

Too small a caliber for you honey. How about a 105?

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (vrz2I)

677 You watch. Tomorrow Biden will walk to the podium buck ufcking naked and Maddow, McCarthy and French will marvel at his stunning sense of fashion.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (RaWcF)

678 >>@SenWarren
With Roe gone, it’s more important than ever to crack down on so-called "crisis pregnancy centers" that mislead and deceive patients seeking ~~abortion care.~~ to have babies

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (geLO8)

679 When Trump realized the HVAC on the reefer failed, he abandoned those migrants like a Russian prostitute and fled for the safety of his bunker.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (0ocXn)

680 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall
-------
Yeah, that asshat Don Henley -- who got off on constantly putting down Ronaldus Maximus in his song lyrics at the time -- penned these lines about her:

"Lookin' like a beauty queen /.Loyal as a wife
She raised her little voice and testified,
I am a good girl / I've been one all my life
But her virtue was as swollen as her pride
She should've had the Oscar / She must have been miscast
Her fifteen minutes went by so fast
I said, now, baby, have you got no shame?
She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly
Like cows at a passing train"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (pud73)

681 653 Delta Burke Force

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

Gravity

Posted by: Kumala at June 29, 2022 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

682 I really pray to God that Merrick Garland will have one of the most scorned names in the history of the United States.

If he should choose that the country continues.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (krQz2)

683 Rod Dreher bit on the wheel hoax too. He conceded it might be a hoax in an update, but then said that even a hoax confirms everything about TrumpBad anyway.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (qpX6U)

684 So Cassidy was Meadow's "top aid" at 23 years of age?

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (6RgRK)

685 Wilbur T. Mills

I am thinking that a life of dissipation IS starting to look good.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (lKAqb)

686 He lunged at the steering wheel like Tank Abrams at a doughnut!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (FVME7)

687 >Ding! Ding! Ding! You win a date with Cassidy Hutchinson!!!!

Posted by: confused

you know what? I'll take it. She looks fine to me.

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (geLO8)

688 It's funny because the word "corporation" actually means assumption of a body. The left never gets this. In the eyes of the law, a corporation is a functional person. That's why they can be taxed, own property, have bank accounts, oh, and be sued in court.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (UuD2k)

689 663 My prediction is that an FBI SWAT team is sent to Mar A Lago and has a shootout with his security detail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:04 PM

Being FBI fuckups they'll get the wrong address and assault the home of a drug cartel and get their asses shot off
Posted by: Beartooth at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (DWXXm)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (XvPQV)

690 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

****

She's not hot. She's not a troll either, but she is definitely a "hard" 25.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (YVBLw)

691 OK Fanny Foxe I did not know, that one is way before my time at least of political awareness.

And yeah Disney seems determined to end its self as a respected and beloved provider of childrens' entertainment.

I get that stuff like this is in the works for months, and even years, but... dudes. Editing table. Save your company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (llsW/)

692 >>> 618 Clown says wut?

@GeraldoRivera
True it's hearsay, which does not mean it's false.

------
Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth

This take is worse than that time you opened Al Capone's vault.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

It's fake but accurate!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (llON8)

693
You guys know that big, fat fussy homo catamite who walks two steps behind Dr. Cocteau in Demolition Man?

That guy *is* ConInc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (IXpV7)

694 Kash Patel: And the Capital police timeline backs it up that Mayor Bowser and the Sergeant in Arms declined the Department of Defense’s request and authorization of National Guard not only on January 4, but on January 5 and in the morning of January 6. So they did not want us there for political optics.

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

695 Checking in.

Posted by: Donna Rice at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (rJ48h)

696 I don't know who is running against Liz in Wyoming, but she has handed them her seat on a silver platter. She will have to leave the state and move to the West coast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)

697 Keep beclowning yourself, Jerry Rivers.

@GeraldoRivera

Fox News anchor Bret Baier is one of my heroes. His assessment of today's bombshell, damning testimony of Trump-aide Cassidy Hutchinson was Right-On; fair, accurate, complete and balanced. He's right down the middle. She deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

698 524 Holy crap! I just realized who she looks like! Woody from Toy Story! Or in her case, Cassidy from Made Up Story.
Look at her pic and then one of Woody. She's a Pixar liar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

This is so true!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (0ixKl)

699 I see that John Dean (spit) has chimed in on the farce.

Why that effer never paid for treason, I will never know.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (lKAqb)

700 Lynn Cheney wanted to bring the flagging J6 Committee back to the top of the news cycle--and she succeeded!

Posted by: Caliban at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (HgGBT)

701 Thank you for all the birthday wishes earlier, Most Excellent Horde.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (lR6tR)

702 I wonder if the propaganda that the guy was pushing in this morning’s Art Thread was any of this J6 nonsense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (sR3gr)

703 Ollie North's secretary. Expert with a paper shredder.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (n+4am)

Even today North's response to a congressional inquiry much like J6 is the best thing I've ever heard. Along the lines of "We tried to shred all those, did we miss one?"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (TzPDb)

704 Really? Clinton's proven perjury was nothing, but misdemeanor assault would be?

GMAFB.
Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 01:37 PM (krQz2)

People have spent month in jail over what is, at worst, misdemeanor trespass. Some have even been shot to death. Depends on who you are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (z99Zw)

705 I knew a guy who volunteered for Gary Hart's campaign, he was the next great hope for the Democrats and they were plenty pissed at him for being caught with his pants down.

Of course, the next election it was proved that you can have your pants around your ankles raping some woman and still get elected, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (llsW/)

706 697 Keep beclowning yourself, Jerry Rivers.

@GeraldoRivera

Fox News anchor Bret Baier is one of my heroes. His assessment of today's bombshell, damning testimony of Trump-aide Cassidy Hutchinson was Right-On; fair, accurate, complete and balanced. He's right down the middle. She deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

Right to the head, that is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

707 >>>@Janefonda
>>>If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'.

Shut your cakehole and close your legs. You're making everyone dumber and sick to their stomach.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (nByzo)

708 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall

Damn shame she died in that kiln accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (022x+)

709 NR's hedging headline is kind of funny.

"If the ludicrous and slanderous lies about so-and-so actually WERE true, though, then it would would be pretty damning. (Seriously!)"

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (SOV+T)

710 This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.

Or maybe some of us just don't find her attractive. I'm perfectly willing to admit that I want to see Sinema model a wide array of fetishwear, even though I find her politically repellant. TL;DR: Dick gets hard or it doesn't. It ain't anymore complicated than that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (ppBhU)

711 I don't know who is running against Liz in Wyoming, but she has handed them her seat on a silver platter. She will have to ~~leave the state and move to the West coast~~ stay in DC and get a seven figure lobbyist gig.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM

FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (4p7Em)

712 Glenn Greenwald is the Matt Taibbi of Joy Behars.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (lR6tR)

713 So Cassidy was Meadow's "top aid" at 23 years of age?

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (6RgRK)

Getting a coffee order just right is a skill. It will come in handy when she's working at Starbucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

714 I think it makes a lot of sense for the next Republican President, hopefully in 2024, stays in their home state (Florida) and surround their selves with proven loyal associates. It makes no sense the president can't work from home like all the rest given technology and such. It would, at least, be a hostile environment for the press and grifters.

Posted by: mogsmash at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (PDjcO)

715 Hiya.

Posted by: Chandra Levy at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (lf83v)

716 @673 SOF-D, all members of The Unit are all Army.

----

I stand corrected.

Posted by: junior at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (/YFMa)

717 Monkey Business?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (lKAqb)

718 Happy Birthday, Sharkman!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

719
dammit. Now I want cornbread.

Posted by: portlandon at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (+oR7L)

720
In the eyes of the law, a corporation is a functional person. That's why they can be taxed, own property, have bank accounts, oh, and be sued in court.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (UuD2k)

__________

I thought the idea was not so much that a corporation is a person than it is that corporation as a group of people has the same Constitutional rights as the individual people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (/U27+)

721 It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so. ----Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (zAq90)

722 If this woman were conservative and testifying about Biden groping her, everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

23 year old whores generally aren't bad looking. But they're whores, so that kinda knocks them down a bit. In some people's eyes, at least.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (YV6PJ)

723 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

Cassidy Hutchinson is one of the most brave and honorable people I know.

This, I can believe. And it says tons about the circle of people he knows. None of them are as honorable as Cassidy the lying cvnt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 02:28 PM (F0YaR)

724 708 Anyone here old enough to remember Fawn Hall

Damn shame she died in that kiln accident.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:26 PM (022x+)

Isn't it weird that everyone remember that 1 line in a movie.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM (UuD2k)

725 You guys know that big, fat fussy homo catamite who walks two steps behind Dr. Cocteau in Demolition Man?

That guy *is* ConInc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (IXpV7)

He was also Otho in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM (XvPQV)

726 Jane Fonda is senile. She thinks that no one remembers her as Hanoi Jane, traitor.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM (lKAqb)

727 why not redefine vaginas as AK47s

I'm looking forward to USA Today publishing a diagram of the chainsaw attachment for vaginas.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM (1TuZk)

728 @705 I knew a guy who volunteered for Gary Hart's campaign, he was the next great hope for the Democrats and they were plenty pissed at him for being caught with his pants down.

----

People were pretty upset with next great hope John Edwards, too, when National Enquirer caught him with his baby momma (that he was funneling campaign cash to).

Posted by: junior at June 29, 2022 02:30 PM (/YFMa)

729 And so did Bret Fucking Baier.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 29, 2022 02:30 PM (4ZE6o)

730 I think she is attractive. But she is also toxic to the DNA level. She will end up a dope addict giving blowjobs to the homeless for a dollar. She is incapable of functioning in the real world.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:30 PM (QSjkU)

731 @Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'.

-
I like how she puts scare quote around sanctity of life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)

AK47s are free of governmental restrictions? Cool, I'll stop and buy one on my way home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:20 PM (DRSnL)

Her hoohoo couldn't pass a background check.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (nByzo)

732 Kash Patel: And the Capital police timeline backs it up that Mayor Bowser and the Sergeant in Arms declined the Department of Defense’s request and authorization of National Guard not only on January 4, but on January 5 and in the morning of January 6. So they did not want us there for political optics.

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (RHGPo)
---
They don't make good decisions.

This is why they're becoming increasingly inept at governing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (krQz2)

733 He lunged, pounced, seized, boinked...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (lz5hY)

734
What is Delta Force?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-------

Plumbing parts...after a fashion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (gMoVp)

735 Here's an angry duck drinking ice water.

https://youtube.com/shorts/a8huLUKkZ08

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (1Yy3c)

736 >Isn't it weird that everyone remember that 1 line in a movie.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

dammit sniff, she was gonna make me a pot

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (geLO8)

737 I'm remembering the movie with Shirley McClain and Nick Cage titled "Guarding Tess" where the passenger (presidential protectee) tries to overcome the (secret service approved) driver ...

Posted by: Pouncer at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (y+nJ/)

738 Her hoohoo couldn't pass a background check.

It's an EPA Superfund cleanup site.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (1TuZk)

739 Tesla is shutting down its entire San Mateo office and laying off 200 workers

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (jmn+9)

740 Isn't it weird that everyone remember that 1 line in a movie.

Nice beaver!

Posted by: Lieutenant Frank Drebbin, Police Squad! at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (I2/tG)

741 Isn't it weird that everyone remember that 1 line in a movie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Everyone of a certain age.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (022x+)

742 Tesla is shutting down its entire San Mateo office and laying off 200 workers
__

Too bad.
So sad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (wbUmG)

743 This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)
---

She's 25 and legit looks like she's in her mid 30's.

Rode hard and put up wet.

Posted by: ballistic at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (oXNqT)

744 You know what's scary?

If she said that Trump grabbed the steering wheel with his yuge, luxurious, ultra-MAGA COCK, they would have believed her

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (mR6Gs)

745
Or the little black dude who Mugatu burns with coffee in Zoolander. That guy is a Republican super-patriot archetype, as well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (IXpV7)

746 The current price of crude oil is around $120 / barrel

And here is the punchline: at the current record pace of SPR drainage, one way or another the Biden admin will have to end its artificial attempts to keep the price of oil lower some time in October (or risk entering a war with China over Taiwan with virtually no oil reserve). This means that unless Putin ends his war some time in the next 5 months, there is a non-trivial chance that oil will hit a record price around $200 – precisely the price the White House is bracing for – a few days before the midterms. While translates into $10+ gasoline.

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

747 The only answer is they WANT to believe.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (+DS2f)

748 Liz Cheney is going to accuse someone in the Trump orbit of witness tampering.

Byron York listened to Cheney's closing remarks and said she made reference to this claim-to-come.

This is their next Big Reveal? What a waste of fucking time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (jGxgu)

749 You guys know that big, fat fussy homo catamite who walks two steps behind Dr. Cocteau in Demolition Man?

That guy *is* ConInc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:25 PM (IXpV7)

He was also Otho in Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM

Also the dream sequence priest in Heathers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (4p7Em)

750 Either that, or it was the "Oh, you almost had it" gif that pissed him off.

Posted by: Thatch at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (qWceQ)

They are easy marks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (nByzo)

751 Tesla is shutting down its entire San Mateo office and laying off 200 workers
Posted by: Braenyard

The workers were outed in the concealed carry dox?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (qFMhH)

752 Damn shame she died in that kiln accident.

its a dry heat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 02:33 PM (89T5c)

753 730 I think she is attractive. But she is also toxic to the DNA level. She will end up a dope addict giving blowjobs to the homeless for a dollar. She is incapable of functioning in the real world.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:30 PM (QSjkU)

She's a flathead, which I really don't find attractive at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (YV6PJ)

754 735 Here's an angry duck drinking ice water.

https://youtube.com/shorts/a8huLUKkZ08
Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:31 PM (1Yy3c)

The world wants to know, why would somebody take a thirsty duck to Lowes, and then film it?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (TzPDb)

755 So it's one last tantrum before the end.

That's all it is. But sure, the adults are in charge.
Posted by: BurtTC
***
This is for the headlines to damage Trump with the public (as well as to feed red meat the crazies) re 2022 midterms and 2024. Most people are not going to see that her testimony fell apart because the media is only focused on "Trump tried to strangle his secret service agent! UNFIT!!!"

That's why, also, this isn't going to end up at an actual trial because the double hearsay testimony would not be allowed in and all these c*nts testifying would all be cross-examined.

People forget -- there was already a whole impeachment about J6 and Trump's attorneys were able to visibly demonstrate all the lies from the Dems side, including manipulated video and time frames (riot at Capitol started right before Trump started speaking at Elipse and he didn't know about it until after he got back to White House. No one is talking about that fact). The J6 hearings are just all the same Dem lies without Trump's ability to contradict them.

Also there as an FBI investigation that cleared Trump of any wrongdoing or incitement. No one talking about that either.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (YVBLw)

756 Tesla is shutting down its entire San Mateo office and laying off 200 workers
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (jmn+9)

And liberals are at a loss at exactly how they should feel about this

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

757 @Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM (FVME7)
---
The cluelessness. It's just *right there*.

The theory behind incorporation has *always* been it's legal fictional *person*. It's why we use the root "corp" to indicate that it's like something that has a body.

Somebody just doesn't know language or law, or likely anything except emoting on screen.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (krQz2)

758 He also said she's a 3rd rate social climber -- and I do think that is true. I'm sure she has been promised something by the DC establishment.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:21 PM (YVBLw)

Truth hurts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (nByzo)

759 They are douchebags. Every last one of them.

Also a fact, the Dutch farmers are rioting right now because govt wants to shut down 30 percent of farms claiming nitrogen pollution.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (MkYsY)

760 Gerald Rivera is a disgustingly dishonest fucking parasite. At least Alan Colmes was entertaining.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (0ocXn)

761 712 Glenn Greenwald is the Matt Taibbi of Joy Behars.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 02:27 PM (lR6tR)
===
I'm hoping he shows up with Tucker while he is in Rio.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (EZebt)

762 Clarence Thomas lied to Congress.

Chippy McChipperface didn't.

.... and these are the people who want to command the world's largest economy like its a game of Dwarf Fortress.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:35 PM (6FeV1)

763 Today I wished that Hot Air still had comments. Not to make one, but to read them.

Alas, it was not to be.

But we do need to come up with a good, fast line to remind people of this, and use it every time.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 02:35 PM (TgBWG)

764 Oye

Posted by: Braenyard, looking forward to the new Tesla Phone at June 29, 2022 02:35 PM (jmn+9)

765 Why isn't she...ashamed of passing on unverified salacious rumors?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (+DS2f)

766 Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (jGxgu)

767 It's not so much that they're wrong, it's that they're gleefully, destructively wrong in the face of all decency and reason.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (6FeV1)

768 So Cassidy was Meadow's "top aid" at 23 years of age?

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 02:24 PM (6RgRK)

I am beginning to think this is true.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:37 PM (nByzo)

769 This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)
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I'll say she's a handsome woman.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:37 PM (krQz2)

770 Also a fact, the Dutch farmers are rioting right now because govt wants to shut down 30 percent of farms claiming nitrogen pollution.

It gets better - the EU is trying to block African countries from building fertilizer plants to partially replace the lost Russian and Ukrainian fertilizer imports, since the EU disapproves of chemical fertilizers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 02:37 PM (I2/tG)

771 The workers were outed in the concealed carry dox?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
---------------

He's shutting down the whole office.
He's in the process of leaving California.

Posted by: Braenyard, looking forward to the new Tesla Phone at June 29, 2022 02:37 PM (jmn+9)

772
Why isn't she...ashamed of passing on unverified salacious rumors?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (+DS2f)

It's DC. Every person who works there gets the operation that excises your soul, and it also takes the sense of shame. No extra charge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:37 PM (IXpV7)

773 Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (jGxgu)
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His baby smiled at him?

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:38 PM (krQz2)

774 It wasn't just a lie, though. It was a journalie. Which makes it unassailable, deniers.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 02:38 PM (TgBWG)

775 >>> 759 They are douchebags. Every last one of them.

Also a fact, the Dutch farmers are rioting right now because govt wants to shut down 30 percent of farms claiming nitrogen pollution.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (MkYsY)

It worked great for us!

Posted by: Sri Lankan feralgov at June 29, 2022 02:38 PM (llON8)

776 People were pretty upset with next great hope John Edwards, too, when National Enquirer caught him with his baby momma (that he was funneling campaign cash to).
Posted by: junior at June 29, 2022 02:30 PM (/YFMa)

Actually, I think they breathed a huge sigh of relief. When the Enquirer story broke, Edwards was under serious consideration to be Obama's running mate; Hillary was a non-starter, and Edwards had the most primary votes after Clinton. On paper, it would have been an even more electrifying ticket, rivaling McCain/Palin. If the bombshell came out in October 2020, it would have sunk Obama's campaign right then and there. It came out too soon.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2022 02:38 PM (uRvuO)

777 766 Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (jGxgu)

Just to watch a man die?

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

778 Women who want the puthy to have the same rights as a gun:
Wants to be locked up when not in use, Banned from airplanes, Banned from schools, Banned from polling places, Banned from government buildings
Kept away from felons, Businesses can post “No Women” signs, Banned completely from NYC, DC & Chicago; Severely restricted in CA and Hawaii
Not allowed anywhere alcohol is consumed, Carrying a puthy will require a permit
Can’t be carried openly
Will be prohibited from having certain popular cosmetic accessories

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (022x+)

779 everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

This may shock you but lying skanks who sell themselves to the lowest bidder and have no inner moral compass or spine are less attractive than honest people who tell the truth in the face of eternal suffering and madness.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (9AGUW)

780 *Oct 2008. I have no idea why 2020 is still on my brain.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (uRvuO)

781 Tesla is shutting down its entire San Mateo office and laying off 200 workers
Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (jmn+9)
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But they're still going to CRANK the A/C!

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (krQz2)

782 The comparisons to Amber Heard are appropriate. They are the same twisted narcissistic lost souls. Neither has a bright future.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (QSjkU)

783 >> Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

to assign blame

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (geLO8)

784
The theory behind incorporation has *always* been it's legal fictional *person*. It's why we use the root "corp" to indicate that it's like something that has a body.

_________

Judges have been RUFKM when this comes up. As in, it's so blindingly obvious that you should turn in your law license for questioning it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (/U27+)

785 768 So Cassidy was Meadow's "top aid" at 23 years of age?

Posted by: Emmie
----------------

She's a topper?

Posted by: Braenyard, looking forward to the new Tesla Phone at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (jmn+9)

786 We are truly through the looking hole of the rabbit glass.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (2ynCF)

787 Happy 29th Birthday, Sharkman!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (nByzo)

788 Just when you thought NR was wanting to claw back some credibility.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 29, 2022 02:40 PM (wNDOJ)

789 >>770 Also a fact, the Dutch farmers are rioting right now because govt wants to shut down 30 percent of farms claiming nitrogen pollution.

It gets better - the EU is trying to block African countries from building fertilizer plants to partially replace the lost Russian and Ukrainian fertilizer imports, since the EU disapproves of chemical fertilizers.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I read the Dutch cops are helpless. There are too many protestors and they have physically moved the cop cars out of the way. Then the tractors came through causing havoc and mayhem. It's a barn burning in front of some officials home.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 02:40 PM (MkYsY)

790 At least Alan Colmes was entertaining.

And he seemed sincere, and likable at least. Rivera is everything people despise about reporters bundled up in a package of sleaze and STDs.

Why isn't she...ashamed of passing on unverified salacious rumors?

There is a certain class of girls who grow up gleefully wallowing in this. Most grow out of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:40 PM (llsW/)

791 ===
I'm hoping he shows up with Tucker while he is in Rio.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (EZebt)

I'm sure Gleen has spent much time with plenty of tuckers in Rio already.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2022 02:40 PM (YV6PJ)

792 If you knew the inside of a plump, luscious red tomato had a big fat nasty hornworm in it, you wouldn't think it's all that appetizing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

793 The neverTrumpers never, ever, advise caution when it comes to bad accusations against Trump.
If someone said Trump built an insurrection base on the dark side of the moon they would fall for it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (eGTCV)

794
Not allowed anywhere alcohol is consumed,

_______

That would take care of about 93% of unwanted pregnancies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (/U27+)

795
The name sounds vaguely familiar but I can't place it. Gary Condit's squeeze maybe?

*goes to check*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:15 PM

Chanda Levy was Condit's squeeze. Her disappearance was THE BIGGEST SCANDAL in DC...on September 10, 2001

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (ENBF0)

796 Instead should have gone with Trump jumped into the cockpit of AF-1 and took over the controls, more believable

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (2JoB8)

797 Sal the Agorist
@SallyMayweather
4h
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/06/29/
boris-johnson-putin-toxic-masculinity-ukraine-war/

Putin's 'toxic masculinity; to blame for Ukraine war, Boris Johnson says
"If Putin was a woman ... I really don't think he would've embarked on a crazy, macho war of invasion," the U.K. prime minister told German broadcaster ZDF.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (786Ro)

798 @766

>>Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?

Because Brazil is the last US friendly Democracy in SA.

The Chinese are using their Belt and Road initiative to colonize SA.

Our Deep State is openly hostile to Bolsanaro and are backing his Communist opponent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (PuU/d)

799 She's cute. But she's ugly.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (9AGUW)

800 AOC does not rule out running for president in 2024

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AOC / SEWER WATER 2024! Smell the Smart!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (FVME7)

801 It gets better - the EU is trying to block African countries from building fertilizer plants to partially replace the lost Russian and Ukrainian fertilizer imports, since the EU disapproves of chemical fertilizers.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Does the EU disapprove of eating?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (022x+)

802 >>> 789 >>770 Also a fact, the Dutch farmers are rioting right now because govt wants to shut down 30 percent of farms claiming nitrogen pollution.

It gets better - the EU is trying to block African countries from building fertilizer plants to partially replace the lost Russian and Ukrainian fertilizer imports, since the EU disapproves of chemical fertilizers.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I read the Dutch cops are helpless. There are too many protestors and they have physically moved the cop cars out of the way. Then the tractors came through causing havoc and mayhem. It's a barn burning in front of some officials home.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 02:40 PM (MkYsY)

See how SMAHHHHHRT we are!

Posted by: Great Resetters at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (llON8)

803 This may shock you but lying skanks who sell themselves to the lowest bidder and have no inner moral compass or spine are less attractive than honest people who tell the truth in the face of eternal suffering and madness.

Yes, obviously, but nobody is arguing that she's ugly because she's a lying scumbag, they are trying to pretend she's objectively unattractive simply because its fun to throw mud at people you don't like and pretend they're ugly somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (llsW/)

804 766 Tucker is in Rio? Why Rio?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (jGxgu)

The Chinese are trying to buy up Brazil. Brazil is a South American ally.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (Qhnrt)

805 why not redefine vaginas as AK47s

I'm looking forward to USA Today publishing a diagram of the chainsaw attachment for vaginas.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:29 PM (1TuZk)

You know, I am OK with these screeching harpies getting fitted for such a device. It would solve the abortion problem by warding off potential visitors. And a chainsaw drowns out just about anything,

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (nByzo)

806 I read the Dutch cops are helpless. There are too many protestors and they have physically moved the cop cars out of the way. Then the tractors came through causing havoc and mayhem. It's a barn burning in front of some officials home.

Given current conditions, it is an act of genius for a government to take steps to reduce food production.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (I2/tG)

807
Our Deep State is openly hostile to Bolsanaro and are backing his Communist opponent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (PuU/d)

________

Sure, blame it on Rio.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (/U27+)

808
I've been pretty straightforward about this - everyone, skinny or fat, pretty or ugly, gay or straight, who hails from our ruling class is ugly as hammered sin. Put 'em on the chopper, one and all.

Unless someone is being condemned by these people, called names, and called out for prosecution and public destruction, the only way they can improve their looks is with a generous dose of a tire iron.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (IXpV7)

809 @Janefonda
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about 'the sanctity of life'. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:17 PM

Well she's good holding commie guns and fucking them for publicity so, yea. Sounds about right in Jane's elderly brain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (GwxCX)

810 At least Alan Colmes was entertaining.
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Sure, in the same way Buffalo Bill was entertaining.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (9AGUW)

811 Chanda Levy was Condit's squeeze. Her disappearance was THE BIGGEST SCANDAL in DC...on September 10, 2001

They managed to frame some guy for killing her. The first try didn't stick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (llsW/)

812 Her hoohoo couldn't pass a background check.

It's an EPA Superfund cleanup site.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM (1TuZk)

And hasn't it renounced citizenship. At least the traitorous actions in Hanoi should be disqualifying under that 4473 line item.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (nByzo)

813 "I'm looking forward to USA Today publishing a diagram of the chainsaw attachment for vaginas."

Well, will the motors be that different than a vibrator? Just a bar & chain attachment...

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Scott_T at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (2waQ7)

814 When you play GTA Capitol City you can chase congresscritters down the halls with the Beast.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (Y274z)

815 The Nevertrumpers don't actually hate Trump. They hate the common man(the rubes) who is conservative. Trump represents and cares about the common man, so by default, they hate him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (QSjkU)

816 778

Some are too big! Some are too small! Some have a thing that goes up!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (p+nWY)

817 Does the EU disapprove of eating?

Our principles are more important than millions of dead Africans.

Besides, we don't care, because they're not white like the Ukrainians are.

Posted by: The EU! at June 29, 2022 02:44 PM (I2/tG)

818 Facts are facts
Facts are true
Facts won't do what you want them to

Posted by: Haven-Miklos Monahan at June 29, 2022 02:44 PM (thbCK)

819 Why isn't she...ashamed of passing on unverified salacious rumors?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 29, 2022 02:36 PM (+DS2f)

I'm sure she's had plenty of worse things than those words come out of her mouth since she got to Washington.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 29, 2022 02:44 PM (YV6PJ)

820 @Janefonda

She's still alive ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

821 If there was any doubt the whole thing was a setup well I think the fact they wouldn't bring him there proves it.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (g2WCg)

822 Instead should have gone with Trump jumped into the cockpit of AF-1 and took over the controls, more believable
Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM

Trump grabbing Cassy's pussy, yelling. Get off my plane!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

823 Yes, obviously, but nobody is arguing that she's ugly because she's a lying scumbag, they are trying to pretend she's objectively unattractive simply because its fun to throw mud at people you don't like and pretend they're ugly somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (llsW/)

Well yeah but that's the thing. It's FUN to denigrate these people. And you can't put a price on that. Trying to make it into some kind of hypocrisy is silly. These people would see us dead in ditches. I'm gonna laugh at every blemish.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (9AGUW)

824 Sure, blame it on Rio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2022 02:42 PM (/U27+)
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Yes. Please.

Posted by: The Bossa Nova at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (krQz2)

825 I didn't kill anybody.

Posted by: The Guy They Framed at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (Y274z)

826 If vaginas were redefined as AK-47s, women couldn't go into a Starbucks.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (eGTCV)

827 So just got here. EPA ruling?? Yea, Nay, or mumble mumble??

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:45 PM (Vr12I)

828 815 The Nevertrumpers don't actually hate Trump. They hate the common man(the rubes) who is conservative. Trump represents and cares about the common man, so by default, they hate him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (QSjkU)

They see the common person as a "useless eater" that is taking up resources that only the "Elite" should be entitled to.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (UnA8+)

829 I read the Dutch cops are helpless. There are too many protestors and they have physically moved the cop cars out of the way. Then the tractors came through causing havoc and mayhem. It's a barn burning in front of some officials home.
---------------------------
The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

https://twitter.com/TheRealDoctorC2/status/
1542161590560198666

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (yikp0)

830 She's still alive ?

It's a problem - there are still thousands of Vietnam vets waiting for the opportunity to piss on her grave.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)

831 >>> 828 815 The Nevertrumpers don't actually hate Trump. They hate the common man(the rubes) who is conservative. Trump represents and cares about the common man, so by default, they hate him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 02:43 PM (QSjkU)

They see the common person as a "useless eater" that is taking up resources that only the "Elite" should be entitled to.
Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (UnA8+)

SOMEbody around here gets it!

Posted by: Great Resetters at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (llON8)

832 There's only one place in the United States where a fully automatic AK47 is free of restrictions that i know of: Vermont.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (6FeV1)

833 Does the EU disapprove of eating?
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It's mainly the useless eaters they don't like.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (krQz2)

834 Cassidy Hutchinson is enjoying her moment of fame because she is stupid. What she has really accomplished is destroying any chance at employment she might have in the future, as she is now an established liar who cannot be trusted with any responsibility. Who the fuck would hire that problem?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 01:53 PM (QSjkU)

Henry Mountbatten-Windsor

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (z99Zw)

835 "If Putin was a woman ... I really don't think he would've embarked on a crazy, macho war of invasion," the U.K. prime minister told German broadcaster ZDF.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (786Ro)

What an absolute fairy.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (9AGUW)

836 (I could very well be wrong)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (6FeV1)

837 Trump grabbing Cassy's pussy, yelling. Get off my plane!
Posted by: Minnfidel

When she's druy, you can pick her up and carry her home like a bowling ball 🎳.
--Just the Punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (022x+)

838 I'm going to happily vote for the first American candidate who promises gulags for socialists and Progressives and Beltway Libertarians.

Who promises drone strikes on cartel members homes.

Freezes all financial aid to nations enabling illegal immigration.

Repealing the NFA.

No more compromise. I want my enemies destroyed. But I'll take forced Balkanization.

Cauterize the Leftist gangrenous wound.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (N/oGZ)

839 Sure, blame it on Rio.
Posted by: Hadrian

She dances in the sand....

Posted by: Miklos, with all the top hits of the 80s at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (thbCK)

840 "Party Class" followed by "Near-Party Class" followed by "Scum Class"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:14 PM (WWh8n)

Followed by "people with various farm animals class".

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

841
Vagina, AK-47, whatever. No difference to me. Run it til it smokes and crack a beer while it cools down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (IXpV7)

842 A bust of President Abraham Lincoln and a plaque of the Gettysburg address have been removed from a Cornell University library.

"Someone complained, and it was gone," Cornell biology professor Randy Wayne told the College Fix of the matter.

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (geLO8)

843 What is Delta Force?

They hand out peanuts on flights, tell you how use your seatbelt and personal flotation device in the event of a landing over water, and say "buh-bye now" to everyone as they leave the plane.

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (lf83v)

844 everyone here would be talking about how hot she is and how conservative women are so much better looking than leftists. This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:13 PM (llsW/)

Is she a great big fat person ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (S+j2h)

845 If Rush was alive today, I wonder if he could still be friends with Andy and esp. Chris Wallace....
Andy is such a sleaze.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (kobgL)

846 The bizarre attempts to tie guns to other calls for license by the left are truly difficult to match to reality. I mean, I get that these celebrities are fundamentally stupid and stoned but even with that none of them make a shred of sense.

Its like the outraged person who posted this on Social Media:

Looking at the changes in abortion and gun laws, it looks like states like Texas would rather you just shoot your rapist, the consequences are less severe.

I mean... yes? Did you think you were owning people by saying they're better off shooting their rapist???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (llsW/)

847 Sure, blame it on Rio.
Posted by: Hadrian

She dances in the sand....

Posted by: Miklos, with all the top hits of the 80s at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (thbCK)

Don't come back here, Yankee

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

848 Yes, obviously, but nobody is arguing that she's ugly because she's a lying scumbag, they are trying to pretend she's objectively unattractive simply because its fun to throw mud at people you don't like and pretend they're ugly somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM

I don't think she's ugly. She's not. But she also is a liar and that makes her ugly. Kind of like many hollywood bints. Hawt but vapid. Someone's personality can make them ugly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (GwxCX)

849 The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

https://twitter.com/TheRealDoctorC2/status/
1542161590560198666
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (yikp0)
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White supremacist insurrection!

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (krQz2)

850 >>The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

https://twitter.com/TheRealDoctorC2/status/
1542161590560198666

Nice touch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (MkYsY)

851 What’s a “flathead?”

(And don’t tell me “$20, same as in town.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (sR3gr)

852 What this thread needs is some nice soothing Enya music.

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (Vr12I)

853 The cluelessness. It's just *right there*.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (krQz2)

These are not Mollie Hemingways or Jullie Kellys we're talking about here. All they are is mock fodder.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (nByzo)

854 >>> 829 I read the Dutch cops are helpless. There are too many protestors and they have physically moved the cop cars out of the way. Then the tractors came through causing havoc and mayhem. It's a barn burning in front of some officials home.
---------------------------
The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

https://twitter.com/TheRealDoctorC2/status/
1542161590560198666
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (yikp0)

HA HA!

I wonder if our own commies have noticed this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (llON8)

855 This is definitely a bi-busty-bikini-blonde thread.

I mean that in the numerical sense. Although I'll accept either definition.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (vcv8B)

856 There's only one place in the United States where a fully automatic AK47 is free of restrictions that i know of: Vermont.
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If VT is the 'show me your pussy' state, then maybe Jane's analogy is accurate!?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (yikp0)

857 there is a non-trivial chance that oil will hit a record price around $200 – precisely the price the White House is bracing for – a few days before the midterms. Which translates into $10+ gasoline.

we should start a pool as to when Biden dumps Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

858 The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

We need more of that kind of thing here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (llsW/)

859 It's a problem - there are still thousands of Vietnam vets waiting for the opportunity to piss on her grave.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)

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And likely millions more like me who aren't Vietnam vets (too young by about 5 years).

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (cByUk)

860 Has anyone called her "sugar tits" yet?

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (dXeCl)

861 She's a bit thick but she's better looking than Cheney.

Posted by: Braenyard, looking forward to the new Tesla Phone at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (jmn+9)

862 What’s a “flathead?”

An old Ford V8?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (llsW/)

863 Will be prohibited from having certain popular cosmetic accessories

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (022x+)

Kept away from children. Sorry groomers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (nByzo)

864 I mean... yes? Did you think you were owning people by saying they're better off shooting their rapist???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (llsW/)

Ha! "Keep the baby, Kill the rapist".

That's a great damn slogan right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (6FeV1)

865 I've been gone for a long while.
When did this become the "We don't like Instapundit" blog? It's kind of everywhere. What's that all about - what did I miss?

Posted by: Bobby K. at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (zOwS2)

866 The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

We need more of that kind of thing here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM

Tar. Feathers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (4p7Em)

867 This whole "I don't like her so she must be physically deformed" thing baffles me.

Or maybe some of us just don't find her attractive. I'm perfectly willing to admit that I want to see Sinema model a wide array of fetishwear, even though I find her politically repellant. TL;DR: Dick gets hard or it doesn't. It ain't anymore complicated than that.
--
WRONG!

Everyone must have the exact same sexual appetites as me!

Posted by: The journalist with an Tentacle porn fetish whose name I can't recall now . . . at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (+Iwpx)

868 What’s a “flathead?”

(And don’t tell me “$20, same as in town.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Requirement. Same as being 4'9" and owning a liquor store.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (022x+)

869 What this thread needs is some nice soothing Enya music.
Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:48 PM (Vr12I)

Nobody ever needs Enya music. Ever. Unless they're being punished for something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

870 The profits from Wal Mart sales alone pays for the salaries for the CCP's PLA.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (Y274z)

871 Has anyone called her "sugar tits" yet?
Posted by: Weasel

Congratulations Weasel you got a FIRST!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (qFMhH)

872 Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 02:34 PM (YVBLw)

I used to like Rod Dreher at TAC, but he's disappointed me with his NeverTrump tendencies. He did this same sort of thing with his recent blog. Reported Cornbread's account as though it were true with a little update conceding that it's possible her story isn't completely accurate.

The next day, he added another update acknowledging that her story is now receiving some push-back, but he still has the gall to blame Trump for all the drama.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (SOV+T)

873 Do these AK-47s Jane is talking about come with the choice of hardwood or carpet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

874 If VT is the 'show me your pussy' state, then maybe Jane's analogy is accurate!?
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (yikp0)

Sounds like you're familiar with the Bad Liver Valley...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (6FeV1)

875 She's a topper?

Posted by: Braenyard, looking forward to the new Tesla Phone at June 29, 2022 02:39 PM (jmn+9)

A dick Koozie. It's why she was hired. It's what dumb men in power do.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (nByzo)

876 The farmers sprayed a cabinet minister and his bodyguards with liquid manure too.

We need more of that kind of thing here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Our precious Dutch-Irish Democracy

Posted by: Mikloos at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (thbCK)

877 Agree with Axe (?) about the president. He is the Commander-in-Chief and the Chief Executive.

The SS has no legal authority - and can have no legal authority - to kidnap him and direct where he will go.

The Constitution makes the president the Head of the Executive and not the SS.

You want that? Start working on your constitutional amendment to make the SS the head of government.

I'd fire every S.O.B. in the SS and start fresh with men that know their places.

Posted by: CloseTheFed at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (LeNk3)

878 we should start a pool as to when Biden dumps Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm

I'm resigning to spend more time with my solar panels.

Posted by: Jennifer Granholm! at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (I2/tG)

879 the flop sweat on the last pic is pretty obvious

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

880 Speaking of rocket surgeons . . .

David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

881 Congratulations Weasel you got a FIRST!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (qFMhH)
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Sweet!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (dXeCl)

882 Liz Cheney is going to accuse someone in the Trump orbit of witness tampering.
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Didn't they already do that in Impeachment II, The Ukraine Tapes?

Saying that Trump's _public_ statements on the matter were witness tampering?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (zakeJ)

883 Ha! "Keep the baby, Kill the rapist".

That's a great damn slogan right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:50 PM (6FeV1)
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What's the alternative?

"Yeah, he raped me and was a horrible person, and it's going to mess me up for a long time--but he didn't need to DIE!"

Rape is so horrible women can scream about it at men and try to make every man guilty of it in some sense, BUT it's not like he didn't have a spark of divinity in him.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:53 PM (krQz2)

884 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM

Thank God!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:53 PM (GwxCX)

885 I don't hate Instapundit. Reynolds is - Reynolds. Driscoll bumps Ace quite a bit. They bump the Bee a LOT. They have some contributors I don't care much for, but whatevs.

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:53 PM (Vr12I)

886 Yes, obviously, but nobody is arguing that she's ugly because she's a lying scumbag, they are trying to pretend she's objectively unattractive simply because its fun to throw mud at people you don't like and pretend they're ugly somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:41 PM (llsW/)

Uh oh. He's cracked the code.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:53 PM (nByzo)

887 Has anyone called her "sugar tits" yet?
Posted by: Weasel

I would not call Weasel "Sugar Tits"

I would not do that

Posted by: Miklos would also be very respectful to Bluebell at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (thbCK)

888 Instapundit is alright. I mean even Ed Driscoll is not buying into this bullshit which is more than we can say for many others

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (g2WCg)

889 No EPA ruling

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (5HBd1)

890 Saying that Trump's _public_ statements on the matter were witness tampering?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (zakeJ)
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To jail Trump, some lines will have to be bent.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (krQz2)

891 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME

Uh, besides the fact that having kids requires you not have an abortion... The odds of Hogg having kids is about a million to one.. I see him with a husband not a wife and getting those surrogates is pricey

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (bs+z0)

892 A flathead is only useful if it is large enough for a beer stein and an ash tray.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (Y274z)

893 >>> 880 Speaking of rocket surgeons . . .

David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

Oh no!

Will he move his pillow plant to Canadia and deprive the US of those jobs???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (llON8)

894 What’s a “flathead?”

A '41 Harley Davidson? Or is it an Indian?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM (022x+)

895 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

Avoiding a joke about his likely paucity of swimmers, let me get this straight:

You're not having a baby in a country that won't let you kill your baby?

Good luck finding a country where abortion has no restrictions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (llsW/)

896 832 There's only one place in the United States where a fully automatic AK47 is free of restrictions that i know of: Vermont.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:46 PM (6FeV1)

I have no idea if that is correct or not but I do know there is a 10 round magazine limit on long guns here.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (TzPDb)

897 Hogg looks like he would fit right in in the UK

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (g2WCg)

898 Glenn Reynolds is my homeboy.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (1Yy3c)

899 894 What’s a “flathead?”

A '41 Harley Davidson? Or is it an Indian?

It's a catfish round here.

Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (2cfUo)

900 very high comment count
are we going for the K

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (geLO8)

901 And here is the punchline: at the current record pace of SPR drainage, one way or another the Biden admin will have to end its artificial attempts to keep the price of oil lower some time in October (or risk entering a war with China over Taiwan with virtually no oil reserve).

Posted by: SMOD

I assume they will drain it completely, to make surrendering easier.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (lTGtQ)

902 Not literally, but, ya know....

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (1Yy3c)

903 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

Doesn't sound like he'd have kids where it wasn't.

If we're being honest.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (022x+)

904 These people STILL think Trump is TeH cRayZy! Evidenced by their theory that he was actually planning to lead an armed insurrection to take over the United States. They're just pathetic at this point. And I very much look forward to the complete collapse of their industry and their allies in the Government being driven out of power.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (kfRGj)

905 He can go join Billy Joe tiny dick

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (g2WCg)

906 Isn't it weird that everyone remember that 1 line in a movie.
--
Everyone of a certain age.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:32 PM

Thank You, God!

Posted by: That kid in Animal House at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (hOAT3)

907 895 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

Avoiding a joke about his likely paucity of swimmers, let me get this straight:

You're not having a baby in a country that won't let you kill your baby?

Good luck finding a country where abortion has no restrictions
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (llsW/)

His statement is blindingly Woke - which means stupid.

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (Vr12I)

908 @Janefonda

She's still alive ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

In the Taylor Lorenz sense.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (nByzo)

909 we should start a pool as to when Biden dumps Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm

Posted by: SMOD at June 29, 2022 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

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And replaces her with Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (pud73)

910 Flathead, North American Indian tribe of what is now western Montana

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (geLO8)

911 Did Hogg just call himself smart? Lord...

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (9AGUW)

912 very high comment count
are we going for the K
Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:55 PM (geLO

Ace finally blacked out.

Queue up the first sous vide thread!

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (1Yy3c)

913 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead

Imagining a US without the likes of David Hogg's brainpower.

We'll have interstellar travel nailed within about 5 years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (Bd6X8)

914 I feel silly asking, but what's the story behind the "Madison Cornbread" nickname? It's funny, but I don't get it. (but, then, I'm kinda' simple)

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (SOV+T)

915 Speaking of rocket surgeons . . .

David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM

His proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (4p7Em)

916 When describing women, I mean.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (sR3gr)

917 It was a good day
I didn't even have to use my AK

Posted by: Cornfed at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (vrz2I)

918 I occasionally follow a few Christian apologists. The reputable ones serious try to respond to things that are actually being said
The left has no such concern,

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (eGTCV)

919 In the Taylor Lorenz sense.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (nByzo)

Dreaming in the halls of R'Lyeh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (6FeV1)

920 Hogg looks like he would fit right in in the UK

Wrong European country.

Posted by: Obergruppenfuhrer Hogg! at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (I2/tG)

921 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted
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That kid needs to grow a chin.

Posted by: Vincent Gigante at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (sWM8x)

922 Dang. We're over 900 comments! Ace's next post will be a girthy one, I know!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

923 Doesn't sound like he'd have kids where it wasn't.

If we're being honest.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (022x+)

He and his future boyfriend would have to adopt some. How ironic.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (DRSnL)

924 I'd say the number of actually gifted and intelligent people not murdered in wholesale slaughter by abortion that are added to the population should easily offset any potential loss of American genius leaving the country.

And no, mantis head, you're not among them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (llsW/)

925 When a defendant pleads not guilty that is witness tampering.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (Y274z)

926 very high comment count
are we going for the K
Posted by: DB

Last time it was brought up (nearing 1grand) Ace stomped it quickly with a new thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (qFMhH)

927 Queue up the first sous vide thread!
Posted by: Robert

When people are under water on their houses again, does that count?

Posted by: Miklos and the World Wonders at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (thbCK)

928 >>> 923 Doesn't sound like he'd have kids where it wasn't.

If we're being honest.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (022x+)

He and his future boyfriend would have to adopt some. How ironic.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (DRSnL)

Which one will do the lactating?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (llON8)

929 Approaching 1k. Long thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

930 Hogg doesn't want to have kids unless he can kill them?

Also, several gheys have said he rings all of the gaydars.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

931 So Hogg is saying that his sleeping with men instead of women is a matter of high principle. Noted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (ppBhU)

932 * rakes jail bars with tin cup *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (IEa8U)

933
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That kid needs to grow a chin.
Posted by: Vincent Gigante at June 29, 2022 02:57 PM (sWM8x)
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And a brain.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (dXeCl)

934 So Nancy is at the Vatican and received communion .. The Pope was there but didn't administer it.. What a FU to real Catholics

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

935 911 i just got kicked off twitter over Hoggster. He said he would not have children in such a land where the piglets would have fewer rights. I said I was glad he was going to neuter himself. Isn't that what trans do? Why I only suggested bottom surgery

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

936 "That kid needs to grow a chin.
Posted by: Vincent Gigante "

He had one once
But his dad pushed it in

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (vrz2I)

937 Mission accomplished. The MFM got people to pay attention to the Joke 6 monkey show. For about 5 min. Now that they've beclowned themselves they will move on after getting people who are idiots to believe this shit. So yea, mission accomplished for them. The smart people will move on with their lives except the poor bastards rotting in prison with no recourse from an illegal detention with no trial in sight. They will do ANYTHING to distract from the myriad of real problems we face. But we live in a world where people give a shit about the Kardashians, so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (GwxCX)

938 Comment !!! Comment like the wind!! Or something.

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

939 FITST!!!!!!!

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (QrC69)

940 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

Is he taking testosterone supplements? Because I can think of another reason he isn't having kids.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (lTGtQ)

941 Wtf is wrong with David Goldman? He always struck me as a solid guy. Simping for McCarthy, based off a straight lie, is really really discrediting for him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (93nYA)

942 After soiling himself, big baby Trump took his pants to the cleaners.

Drycleaner said, sorry, we don't do curtains!

Heyo!
Honk honk

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (G/qa2)

943 Wow, almost 1k.

Guess corrupt #NeverTrumpers and the sham Jan 6 commission gets peoples blood pressure up

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (WsJuq)

944 Hogg doesn't want to have kids unless he can kill them?

Also, several gheys have said he rings all of the gaydars.

That's just because he sucks in every way possible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (Bd6X8)

945 We're gonna find Ace covered in steak seasoning aren't we.

Alive, but covered in steak seasoning.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (9AGUW)

946 It's fine, the Pope is not even Catholic...

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (g2WCg)

947 * rakes jail bars with tin cup *
Posted by: weft cut-loop

"jail"?

Posted by: Soros prosecutor at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (thbCK)

948 >>> 930 Hogg doesn't want to have kids unless he can kill them?

Also, several gheys have said he rings all of the gaydars.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

Duh, even fiercely heterosexual men like myself know that boy's a poofter.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (llON8)

949 Cmon people! We can do this! Drag this thing over 1k!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (dXeCl)

950 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

Hey David,
She is still not going to fuck you, no matter how hard you simp.
You're not man enough, and nobody wants your baby.

Posted by: Jacks Tire Iron and Rebar Supply Shack at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (MFphb)

951 922 Dang. We're over 900 comments! Ace's next post will be a girthy one, I know!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

========

It will be a content-free open thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

952 When Hogg transitions he says he will refuse to get pregnant in solidarity with his fellow lefty women.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (9AGUW)

953 910 Flathead, North American Indian tribe of what is now western Montana

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (geLO

Pinheads, a tribe of North American Dweebs. Tribal homelands are in and around Washington DC, Boston, NYC, and many other locations along the East and West Coast.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

954 We're gonna find Ace covered in steak seasoning aren't we.

Alive, but covered in steak seasoning.
==
Barely alive, covered in steak seasoning, wearing crocs and nothing else.

Posted by: A walk on the wild side at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (JQTeB)

955 950 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 29, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

========

Like, restricted at all? Like, mothers can't kill their crowning babies and he'll never have kids?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

956 >>> 940 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

Is he taking testosterone supplements? Because I can think of another reason he isn't having kids.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 02:59 PM (lTGtQ)

That little jerk tried to tell me guns were a bigger issue than Climate Change.

Posted by: Greta Thurnberg at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (llON8)

957 Hey David,
She is still not going to fuck you, no matter how hard you simp.
You're not man enough, and nobody wants your baby.
Posted by: Jacks Tire Iron and Rebar Supply Shack at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM

Damned straight. Little pussy.

Posted by: Shaved Guevara at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (4p7Em)

958 Goldman took a break from sucking China's tiny dick to vouch for McCarthy?

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (g2WCg)

959 We're over 900 comments! Ace's next post will be a girthy one, I know!

Either that or the shelves fell on him again.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

960 It will be a content-free open thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And gluten

NO GLUTEN

Posted by: probably named Karen at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (thbCK)

961 Shitting on libs was fun while it lasted

Posted by: CN at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (ONvIw)

962 Wow, almost 1k.

Guess corrupt #NeverTrumpers and the sham Jan 6 commission gets peoples blood pressure up
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (WsJuq)

That, plus we've been here nearly two hours.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

963 Well David Hogg is in luck. In the U.S.A. he can just live in one of the dozen or so states that allows abortion on demand. Not sure if any other countries let states or provinces have their own abortion policies.

It should be a tell to regular folks that the commiecrats don't give a tinkers dam about women's right to choose if they live in a country where the government or government NHS can force her to have an abortion because she's already had a kid, the pregnancy is considered high risk, or some screening shows the baby is likely to cost $$$ in 'free' health services.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (3cGpq)

964 *wanders back in*

Y’all still here, huh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (tFkr4)

965 We're gonna find Ace covered in steak seasoning aren't we.

Alive, but covered in steak seasoning.
==
Barely alive, covered in steak seasoning, wearing crocs and nothing else.
Posted by: A walk on the wild side at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM (JQTeB)

That's hot.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (1Yy3c)

966 Dang. We're over 900 comments! Ace's next post will be a girthy one, I know!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

Or it will cruelly subvert our expectations.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (nByzo)

967 Dang. We're over 900 comments! Ace's next post will be a girthy one, I know!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

========

It will be a content-free open thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:01 PM

Ace is waiting for 999 to post an open thread. Because he's cruel like that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (4p7Em)

968 Oh no!

Will he move his pillow plant to Canadia and deprive the US of those jobs???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 02:54 PM

LOL. The Crying Pillow! With a hole, covered in maple syrup.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (GwxCX)

969 960 It will be a content-free open thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And gluten

NO GLUTEN
Posted by: probably named Karen at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (thbCK)

==========

100% MSG, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

970 Why did we have to fuck with cornbread??

Posted by: NCKate at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (2oJif)

971 Shaved Guevara was running her ignorant mouth the other day about something. Yeah - still a loud ignorant little bitch.

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (Vr12I)

972 Hey David,
She is still not going to fuck you, no matter how hard you simp.
You're not man enough, and nobody wants your baby.
Posted by: Jacks Tire Iron

Large doses of female hormones will do that to you...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (qFMhH)

973 908 In the Taylor Lorenz sense.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 02:56 PM (nByzo)

The 136 year-old Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

974 Hogg boy is attending Harvard, right? Doe he realize he can have as many abortions as he wants?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)

975 962 That, plus we've been here nearly two hours.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM

The comments are content unto themselves. Sometimes the best part of the post.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (WsJuq)

976 Hey David,
She is still not going to fuck you, no matter how hard you simp.
You're not man enough, and nobody wants your baby.
Posted by: Jacks Tire Iron

I'm a girl, and I have more testosterone.

And a girlfriend.

Posted by: Lia "Bill" Thomas at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (thbCK)

977 Video footage shared on social media reportedly shows a man armed with a tire iron smashing the windows of a car stopped in the middle of rue Sebastien-Gryphe in the 7th arrondissement of the city.

So this is where Insomniac has gone to. France.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

978 Of all threads to go to a thousand...

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (OUMaO)

979

1,000 posts on a day thread... That hasn't happened since that time CBD fell on the strap on, and he couldn't figure out how to finish reverse searing stakes and change the batteries at the same time...

Posted by: Apu He/Him/Fuck/You at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (kf7Bp)

980 His pillow company collapsed before it even started iirc

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (g2WCg)

981 Hogg Boy sticks his pencil neck in on every single political event. Will noone rid us of this little pipsqueak?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)

982 921 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

I mean, what's the point in even making a baby if you can't freely murder it, right?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (SOV+T)

983 I'm not going to have kids in a country where they don't kill enough of their peers is not a sound thought.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)

984 I really don't get how old conservatives for most part became Never Trump and went over to the dark side

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (2JoB8)

985 Hogg won't be having any kids unless he poops them out his butt.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (vrz2I)

986 962 Wow, almost 1k.

Guess corrupt #NeverTrumpers and the sham Jan 6 commission gets peoples blood pressure up
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:00 PM (WsJuq)

That, plus we've been here nearly two hours.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

You Go Home Now!!

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (Vr12I)

987 Hmm....

Doesn't look good for Trump.

Some sites are reporting that Madison has beach friends that recall her mentioning something about the stories she had heard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (L87Bl)

988 963 Well David Hogg is in luck. In the U.S.A. he can just live in one of the dozen or so states that allows abortion on demand. Not sure if any other countries let states or provinces have their own abortion policies.

It should be a tell to regular folks that the commiecrats don't give a tinkers dam about women's right to choose if they live in a country where the government or government NHS can force her to have an abortion because she's already had a kid, the pregnancy is considered high risk, or some screening shows the baby is likely to cost $$$ in 'free' health services.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (3cGpq)

Isn't California proposing a law allowing you to kill it up to 28 days post-birth?

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

989 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

Thread winner?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (93nYA)

990 1000!

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (vrz2I)

991 1,000th

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (GwxCX)

992 1000!

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (vrz2I)

993 There?

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (OUMaO)

994 Another post.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)

995 954 We're gonna find Ace covered in steak seasoning aren't we.

First he has to be cooked in a big sous vide gizmo disguised as a semi-trailer.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

996 988 963 Well David Hogg is in luck. In the U.S.A. he can just live in one of the dozen or so states that allows abortion on demand. Not sure if any other countries let states or provinces have their own abortion policies.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 29, 2022 03:02 PM (3cGpq)

==========

It doesn't count in California if people in Mississippi can live the way they wish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

997 Almost

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

998 It's good to have goals. I'm gonna help get to the 1K comment level.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (6RgRK)

999 1000!

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (vrz2I)

1000 Next

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

1001 Nearly there

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

1002 The comments are content unto themselves. Sometimes the best part of the post.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

The comments are here are the marshmallow bits in Ace's bowl of Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Miklos was fortunately not a Kaboom Kid at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (thbCK)

1003 1,000th!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (GwxCX)

1004 980 His pillow company collapsed before it even started iirc

True. Whenever Hogg starts jonesing for an abortion fix, he could always just start another pillow company.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (SOV+T)

1005 Brain drain?

More like a stain drain

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (DJFLF)

1006 Made it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (qFMhH)

1007 2k

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (kf6Ak)

1008 Damn

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (vrz2I)

1009 984 I really don't get how old conservatives for most part became Never Trump and went over to the dark side
Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (2JoB

Because they're part of the cocktail party, baby's-blood, Epstein Island class.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (UnA8+)

1010 BOOM

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

1011 right

about

now!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (cupoy)

1012 IS this it?

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)

1013 Incensed by SCOTUS, Meghan Markle says she'll be going to DC soon.

Don't laugh. She might just be vapid enough to win the nomination.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

1014 Hogg needs to quit hogging the lime light on every subject

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (bs+z0)

1015 >>> 980 His pillow company collapsed before it even started iirc
Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (g2WCg)

It could never get erect.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (llON8)

1016 First, thousandth, po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

1017 thathalfrican - The One

I'm not worthy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

1018 Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 03:04 PM (2JoB

They never were to begin with?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (93nYA)

1019 842 A bust of President Abraham Lincoln and a plaque of the Gettysburg address have been removed from a Cornell University library.

"Someone complained, and it was gone," Cornell biology professor Randy Wayne told the College Fix of the matter.
Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 02:47 PM (geLO

/me checks map

Yup. More than 20 miles away from me.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (DTX3h)

1020 Overshot.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (krQz2)

1021 Why is this thread at over 1000?

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (QrC69)

1022 Sonufah! Missed, I'll wait til 2,000th then. I am a patient man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (GwxCX)

1023 His pillow company collapsed before it even started iirc

Correct. He discovered after pledging to only make pillows in the USA with union labor that that was extremely expensive.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)

1024 1031st!

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

1025 >>> 940 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted

****

That rules out moving to Western Europe as abortions in all countries is limited to 1st trimester (12 to 15 weeks).

Roe's 20 week rule (1/2 way through the pregnancy FFS) was always barbaric.

The ignorance of these clowns.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (YVBLw)

1026 *lying in bed smoking a 1000-plus post cigarette*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (lf83v)

1027 This Cassidy Chick should do an OnlyFans where she just makes up stories about Trump. Andrew McCarthy would buy a subscription.

Posted by: Wally at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (Pleq+)

1028 If only Skip were here to see this

Posted by: Miklos hopes somebody will tell him at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (thbCK)

1029 After a thousand comments the site becomes part of the Moron's Revolutionary Blog.

*Holds up AK*

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (1Yy3c)

1030 Over 1k comments. Are we in uncharted waters?

Is CBD cracking maple syrup over french toast?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (WsJuq)

1031 999 1000!
Posted by: fd

So close. So very close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (u82oZ)

1032 Hogg Boy sticks his pencil neck in on every single political event. Will noone rid us of this little pipsqueak?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)

Someday he'll find the right guy and then just post pictures of them holding hands and attending gay pride parades and shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

1033 1013 Incensed by SCOTUS, Meghan Markle says she'll be going to DC soon.

I read that .. How becoming of her and her ginger slave to get involved.. His Grandma must be so proud

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (bs+z0)

1034 >>> 1021 Why is this thread at over 1000?
Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (QrC69)

It shouldn't be. We're going to move some of these comments to Hot Air.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (llON8)

1035 Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (UnA8+)

This also tracks.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (93nYA)

1036 This habit of believing what you want instead of what is real is prevalent these days. I've seen it in real life from a lefty relative. She only believes what supports the narrative and completely disregards everything else.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (6RgRK)

1037 So because Bret Baier who commands a big influential position of Fox News, since NeverTrumper Baier went all in with the J6 "testimony" yesterday, the channel is committed, and cannot discuss opposing statements from actual eyewitnesses.

They are worse than MSNBC.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (4ZE6o)

1038 I really don't get how old conservatives for most part became Never Trump and went over to the dark side

In a certain sense I can kind of see how they would be never Trump but nothing about opposing Trump as president requires them to be this stupid, this credulous, and this willing to join the Democrats.

I get a strong sense that most of them were not so much conservative as pro-war and pro-tax cuts. That's it, that's the extent of their conservatism. Like all the single-issue libertarians "dude, weed!" who care nothing about the rest of the philosophy like small government and individual liberty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (llsW/)

1039 David Hogg's 'not going to have kids in a country' where abortion's restricted, warns of US 'having a brain drain problem' if others follow his lead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Where I come from we call that making a virtue out of necessity.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (vcv8B)

1040 And we did not need Sven or Anna Puma!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (u82oZ)

1041 Someone check to make sure the ewok didn't stick a nood at the bottom of the freakin' blog...

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (OUMaO)

1042 All of us were part of this!! Participation Trophies for EVERYONE!!!

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Vr12I)

1043 are we going for the K
Posted by: DB
_________________
Current line on making 1200

Yes +135
No -110

Send bets to Ace Station Zebra Associates

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (es0Dj)

1044 We're gonna find Ace covered in steak seasoning aren't we.

First he has to be cooked in a big sous vide gizmo disguised as a semi-trailer.

Posted by: confused at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

At least he'll get his electrolytes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (nByzo)

1045 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

Disagree. That was unexpected and well done.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (93nYA)

1046 Well, like I said, the dumb fuck media got other dumb fucks to buy this lie and run with it, so mission accomplished in their dumb fuck minds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (GwxCX)

1047 Hogg is so stupid he will probably end up in Congress.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (vrz2I)

1048 Incensed by SCOTUS, Meghan Markle says she'll be going to DC soon.

Don't laugh. She might just be vapid enough to win the nomination.
==========
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: End of the first Stanza - so it begins at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (CdbYq)

1049 I had 1000 comments once

2002, I think

For the whole year

Posted by: Allahpundit at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (thbCK)

1050 His pillow company collapsed before it even started iirc

What bothers me more than him trying to start a pillow company (good for him, learn something about economics and business) is that so many fools threw money at him to start it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (llsW/)

1051 You want a Cassidy Hutchinson sex tape
You'd settle for a Kristen Sinema sex tape
You'll get another Hunter Biden sex tape

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (g2WCg)

1052 Solid effort. You should all be proud of yourselves!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM (dXeCl)

1053 Well I'm gonna go heat up my lunch. I'm sure I'll miss the chance to grab first on a new thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

1054 1021 Why is this thread at over 1000?
Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 03:06 PM (QrC69)

Elon Musk threatened to buy The Horde and Ace had to stop throttling our comments.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (cupoy)

1055 Does Hogg have the little soy voice like Ben Shapiro has?

Posted by: NCKate at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (2oJif)

1056 Incensed by SCOTUS, Meghan Markle says she'll be going to DC soon.

Don't laugh. She might just be vapid enough to win the nomination.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

Would someone please cvnt pvnt that bitch back across the Atlantic?

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (1Yy3c)

1057 Now the quest to be first begins

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (93nYA)

1058 What if David Hogg was a conservative plant into the progressive cause, designed to convince progressives of the most dead-ender stuff, up to and including ending their own procreation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

1059 1001 Nearly there

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

Nearly where? 2000?

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vxvj6)

1060 1060

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (mR6Gs)

1061 Hey now that we cracked 1k, does the 100 comment remark reset?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (WsJuq)

1062 Come on ace. We're still short staffed.

Posted by: the hamsters at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vrz2I)

1063 Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 02:51 PM (SOV+T)

Another thing with NeverTrump is that they really do not want Trump to run again -- that is why Liz called the emergency hearing after Roe got overturned. It was hard to push DeSantis over Trump after that.

The hearing yesterday was to help push DeSantis again -- which is why we are hearing about how Trump is "unfit" to hold office today.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (YVBLw)

1064 Yikes. Over 1000 comments. Was gonna make one myself but I'm sure it would be redundant. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (Xrfse)

1065 David Zurawik @davidzurawik
Cassidy Hutchinson's words pulsed with the power and electricity of history and truth.

What in the world!! This is about the most stupid statement I have ever read. These people are mad.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (sI15f)

1066 You want a Cassidy Hutchinson sex tape
You'd settle for a Kristen Sinema sex tape
You'll get another Hunter Biden sex tape

Sinema is actually hot, so flip that order.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (ZGrMX)

1067 1058 What if David Hogg was a conservative plant into the progressive cause, designed to convince progressives of the most dead-ender stuff, up to and including ending their own procreation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Considering his dad is a Fed, that'd be a hell of a trick.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (UnA8+)

1068 All of us were part of this!! Participation Trophies for EVERYONE!!!
Posted by: kraken

I will have to remove some Mardi Gras beads to make room to hang from my rear view mirror.

Posted by: Honorary Miklos at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (thbCK)

1069 Let's dox CCW holders for shits and grins bcuz we can! Oopsie!

Posted by: CA ghey AG Zamboango Bonta at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (p+nWY)

1070 Over 1000 comments. Was gonna make one myself but I'm sure it would be redundant.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (vrz2I)

1071 What bothers me more than him trying to start a pillow company (good for him, learn something about economics and business) is that so many fools threw money at him to start it up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 03:08 PM

Doesn't bug me in the least that dumb fucks followed another dumb fuck with their money into the shredder. Oh well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (GwxCX)

1072 Don Surber today: “This type of reporting is why I cheer every time a newspaper folds.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (U+Oxn)

1073 This habit of believing what you want instead of what is real is prevalent these days. I've seen it in real life from a lefty relative. She only believes what supports the narrative and completely disregards everything else.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (6RgRK)

It's pervasive in the millennial and down "my truth" circles. Can't question their perception of "their reality."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (nByzo)

1074 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Only an evil super genius could do this.

Dark MAGA Sith Lord Trump?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (93nYA)

1075 >>> 1062 Come on ace. We're still short staffed.
Posted by: the hamsters at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vrz2I)

If you annoy the Cruel one, he may turn off your air conditioning.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (llON8)

1076 I haven’t been here in a long long time.

But have this to say.

Ginni Thomas too was all guns ho on testifying and clearing things up.

Right up until she got her invitation.

And then she suddenly lost interest. After lawyering up.

If you have any knowledge of what happened testify. By all means. Please do.

But until you do your word means as much as Ginni Thomas’s.

Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (SpPNO)

1077 Somebody should let Ace know we need changing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (krQz2)

1078 The hearing yesterday was to help push DeSantis again -- which is why we are hearing about how Trump is "unfit" to hold office today.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (YVBLw)

"Unfit to hold office?"

Is it 2015??

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (mR6Gs)

1079 Hogg has a high opinion of his brain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (63Dwl)

1080 Trump, take the wheel!

Posted by: Carrie Underwood at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (3Or4S)

1081 Now the quest to be first begins
Posted by: thathalfrican

Yu speled frist" rong

Posted by: Spongified Miklos at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (thbCK)

1082 Try again- was there an EPA ruling in SC today?

Posted by: kraken at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (Vr12I)

1083 What if David Hogg was a conservative plant into the progressive cause, designed to convince progressives of the most dead-ender stuff, up to and including ending their own procreation.

His dad's a Fed, so he's more likely to be responsible for the gay frogs Alex Jones talked about.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (ZGrMX)

1084 46 Did anyone ever explain how Trump phased through the protective barriers between the front section and rear section?
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Easy, Russians !

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (dbdgv)

1085 1072 Don Surber today: “This type of reporting is why I cheer every time a newspaper folds.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (U+Oxn)

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This is a crime against the 1st Amendment. Surber should be thrown in solitary confinement for 18 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

1086 Why is no one posting on the new thread?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (L87Bl)

1087 Nearly where? 2000?
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vxvj6)

We were at 996 when I typed that. Smartass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (DRSnL)

1088 Trump, take the wheel!
Posted by: Carrie Underwood

Lunch Time!

Posted by: Deviled Ham Miklos at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (thbCK)

1089
I will have to remove some Mardi Gras beads to make room to hang from my rear view mirror.
Posted by: Honorary Miklos at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (thbCK)

I had to do the same thing with Robert Reich.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (cupoy)

1090 Meghan Markle says she'll be going to DC soon.

Great. The Leftist Insurrection will be complete when a deposed foreign royal comes to Washington and beclowns herself as someone who is actually relevant.

Be a good lass and bring oodles of money to pay for the reparations of burning down the White House.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)

1091 It's pervasive in the millennial and down "my truth" circles. Can't question their perception of "their reality."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (nByzo)
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They live happier lives never having to be told unpleasant things.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

1092 Come on ace. We're still short staffed.

Posted by: the hamsters at June 29, 2022 03:09 PM (vrz2I)

Kudos to Pixy. These long threads seem to update a lot smoother than old times.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (nByzo)

1093 Posted by: Carrie Underwood at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (3Or4S)

Ha! I want a "Trump take the wheel" bumper sticker now.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (SOV+T)

1094 1037 So because Bret Baier who commands a big influential position of Fox News, since NeverTrumper Baier went all in with the J6 "testimony" yesterday, the channel is committed, and cannot discuss opposing statements from actual eyewitnesses.

They are worse than MSNBC.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 29, 2022 03:07 PM (4ZE6o)

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Doc Tucker Carlson at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)

1095 Somebody should let Ace know we need changing.
Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM

Yes please, I have a rash and I need some ice cream.

Posted by: J Biden at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (GwxCX)

1096 1100

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (vrz2I)

1097 Rumors that the Ghost of Endor was shot down and captured by the enemy are totally unfounded.

Posted by: Hands at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (786Ro)

1098 This is a crime against the 1st Amendment. Surber should be thrown in solitary confinement for 18 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

We're full... Warden out front should have told you

Posted by: Jan. 6th prisoners overloaded jail at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (bs+z0)

1099 Nood. WaPo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (4p7Em)

1100 NOOD MORE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (qFMhH)

1101 If you annoy the Cruel one, he may turn off your air conditioning.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (llON

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (nByzo)

1102 It is in absolutely no one's interest to testify in front of this show trial committee

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (g2WCg)

1103 Ace must have a movie review in the pipe.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

1104 1091 They live happier lives never having to be told unpleasant things.
Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

No fathers present to beat reality into them.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

1105 Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (SpPNO)

wellbye.gif

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (93nYA)

1106 I was wrong again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Xrfse)

1107 First to say first over 1k!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (dXeCl)

1108 Ginni Thomas too was all guns ho on testifying and clearing things up.
Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (SpPNO)

She has nothing to "clear up." Read her lawyer's letter. She's absolutely right to refuse.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (H8QX8)

1109 All the Twitteratti did yesterday was try to outdo each other in making that chick's bullshit story sound like the Moment The Earth Stood Still.

Now, did they REALLY believe it themselves??
Or did they just think the RUBES would believe it?

( I do think Andy McCarthy believed it though)

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)

1110 Doesn't bug me in the least that dumb fucks followed another dumb fuck with their money into the shredder.

Just bothers my sense of justice. If you came up with a sexbot that transformed into a flying car and cured cancer with bacon, you'd be lucky to get 50 bucks in investors. Hogg tweets about making a pillow company and millions pour in like they got a tip on the horse race.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (llsW/)

1111 But until you do your word means as much as Ginni Thomas’s.
Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (SpPNO)
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Maybe she saw how the kangaroos are preferring hearsay to direct testimony.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (krQz2)

1112 Ace must have a movie review in the pipe.
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O GAWD I HOPE SO!!!!

Posted by: Wall of text - BRING IT at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (CdbYq)

1113 Somebody should let Ace know we need changing.
Posted by: Axeman

Congress and 1000+ comment threads are like dirty diapers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (022x+)

1114 "Trump, take the wheel" and "Trump is my Copilot."

Memes to annoy the Left. I like it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (u82oZ)

1115 He's 'high on the Hogg'!.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (3Or4S)

1116 1117

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

1117 1072 Don Surber today: “This type of reporting is why I cheer every time a newspaper folds.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 29, 2022 03:10 PM (U+Oxn)

Christ, if Liz Cheney and Adam Schiff can fool every Big Media Person in the country with yesterday's liar-for-pay, the Media will never catch-on to any of the ten thousand lies my Boss and I tell every day!

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (AMIL/)

1118 R Kelley sentenced to 30 years for sex trafficking

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 03:15 PM (NpAcC)

1119 When does the bog become self aware?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (3Or4S)

1120 Ha! I want a "Trump take the wheel" bumper sticker now.
Posted by: Simple Stevo

"Trump is my Co-Pilot"

Posted by: Bobble-head Miklos at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (thbCK)

1121 Ace must have a movie review in the pipe.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

Another Hollywoke Transgender story

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (mR6Gs)

1122 All the Twitteratti did yesterday was try to outdo each other in making that chick's bullshit story sound like the Moment The Earth Stood Still.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 29, 2022 03:14 PM (mR6Gs)
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Pee-pee Tapes II. Worse than Pearl Harbor.

In retrospect, Pearl Harbor keeps looking better and better.

Posted by: Axeman at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (krQz2)

1123 Christopher R Taylor

The stupid will always be with us.

We just have to be not stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (u82oZ)

1124 BOTS!!

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (QrC69)

1125 I'm onboard with the libtards not reproducing.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 29, 2022 03:16 PM (sI15f)

1126 Nood.

The Beast & Trump take the wheel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 03:18 PM (u82oZ)

1127 cassidy hutchinson is probably thinking this is not how she expected her life to go.

I feel sorry for her. She's got it coming.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 29, 2022 03:19 PM (sI15f)

1128 1118 R Kelley sentenced to 30 years for sex trafficking
Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 03:1

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While F. Joe Biden and the rest of his Junta are walking around free.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 03:19 PM (FGoi8)

1129 Do they curb stomp or clog stomp in Holland?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 03:20 PM (MkYsY)

1130
Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at June 29, 2022 03:35 PM (+oR7L)

1131
Cassidy Cornbread is going the way of "anonymous", that dirtbag liar Trump administration official who wrote the book.

$he'll ca$h in.

Posted by: portlandon at June 29, 2022 03:36 PM (+oR7L)

1132 Ginni Thomas too was all guns ho on testifying and clearing things up.
Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:11 PM (SpPNO)

She has nothing to "clear up”

So why did Ginni open her mouth and volunteer to testify and “clear things up”?

Posted by: Honest Cloud at June 29, 2022 03:40 PM (SpPNO)

1133 Jamie Raskin also thinks he has a great haircut

Posted by: Hurricane567 at June 29, 2022 03:46 PM (X59pf)

1134 Raskin looks like he got his haircut on Kensington Ave in Philly.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 29, 2022 03:56 PM (N/oGZ)

1135 Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 297 times, I'm a professional journalist.

Posted by: Socratease at June 29, 2022 05:08 PM (oqnjT)

1136 On the upside, at least Hutchinson is mildly attractive. So instead of being driven into a rage by watching dumb-as-rocks, evil-as-satan, AND ugly as hammered shit politicians hector and lecture me on TV; I'm being driven into a rage while also masturbating.

Posted by: Mozam at June 29, 2022 05:24 PM (ea+OK)

1137 Andy McCarthy’s entire career is spit-shining Deep State turds.

Posted by: Just a big dummy at June 29, 2022 10:26 PM (U2W4Y)

1138 Monica Lewinski, when she was on all fours slurping up Clinton’s cum juice had more class than Cassidy Wankerson.

Posted by: Just a big dummy at June 29, 2022 11:21 PM (U2W4Y)

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