In Explosive Testimony at the January Sixth Committee, a Twenty-Five Year Old Chippie Says She Heard From Her Friends That "The Walls Are Closing In"

The leftwingers and NeverTrump -- but once again, I do repeat myself -- are in full "the walls are closing in/the train has run out of track" orgasm mode.

BTW, are we still standing with Ukraine? Is Ukraine Not a Thing anymore?

This chippie is twenty-five years old today which means she was 23 at the time of "The Insurrection."

But apparently she was just the central switchboard for all national intelligence:

How would Trump have known in advance the "insurrectionists" would be armed? By the way, like five of them were "armed," with guns that were stored in their cars, not carried during "the insurrection."

Trump knew that?

And this debutante knew he knew it?

Apparently the charge is that Trump demanded the Secret Service drive him to the Capitol -- and they refused, and instead drove the President against his will to the White House.

And... see, Trump's in the wrong here.

Axios
@axios
BREAKING: Cassidy Hutchinson testified that Trump lunged at his top security detail and tried to grab the steering wheel from him upon being refused to be driven to the Capitol.
"I'm the f-ing president, take me up to the Capitol now."

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Trump grab the steering wheel. I guess it’s pretty serious.” @StarChamberMaid https://t.co/zkhFpvtt5P
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) June 28, 2022

The current "Walls are closing in" narrative is about Trump trying to get to the Capitol, and being thwarted in this effort by Heroic Deep Staters.

And that he "assaulted a Secret Service agent" in attempting to wrest the steering wheel of "The Beast" (the presidential limo) away from the driver. From the back seat, one supposes.

She "heard of" this.

PoliJunkie20
@PoliJunkie20
He physically assaulted a secret service agent. That seems pretty straightforward.

A.J. Delgado
@AJDelgado13
And yet no Secret Service agent has come forward to say so nor was any report filed.
You're saying the fact that a junior staffer claims this happened is now enough to be certain a crime was committed?

If the president told the Secret Service to a place and they refused and instead took him to a place he did not want to be, that's kidnapping.

Just saying.

And if it is true that Trump directed the car to the Capitol but the president's orders were countermanded by a National Security State Deep State Operative who instructed the Secret Service to instead abduct the president and bring him to the White House where he could be held against his will, we have a whole different investigation to mount.

Robert Barnes
@barnes_law
If Trump marched to capital, nobody goes inside the capital. Testimony today suggests someone preventing Trump from doing so is who enabled the riot, not Trump.

Update: I guess the Actionable Intel that Cassidy got from Madison who heard it from Britney wasn't gold standard:

The Beast driver is separated from the passengers for security pic.twitter.com/bwlIs1UjRC
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 28, 2022

"The Beast", (and in this case, I refer to the Presidential Limo, and not Hitlery), isn't even a "car" in any normal sense of the word.
It's based on a GMC Bison 2-1/2 ton payload rated Medium Duty Truck Chassis, but altered so as to sit low to the ground, allowing a resemblence of a "car-like" profile. But it has a huge engine, likely forced air induction (either turbocharged or supercharged), a transmission a semi-truck would love, suspension that a Baja racer would recognize and many other "refinements" to make it the Presidential Limo.
Park any normal Cadillac or Lincoln limousine next to it, and they'll look like toy cars when compared to "The Beast"
Yeah, and he's supposed to have lunged from THAT back seat up the driver's compartment? Nope. Never happened.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM

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1 Quel surprise!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 03:30 PM (jTmQV)

2 Same people that thought he watched the "gorilla channel" all day

Posted by: brak at June 28, 2022 03:30 PM (j5Tg0)

3 Closing in again? Daily?

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 03:30 PM (2oJif)

4 None of it matters till I've seen her rack

Posted by: mr--bitterness at June 28, 2022 03:31 PM (kTsZH)

5 They are going to bring charges. I didn't think they would but there's no way they don't try now

Posted by: BillBixby at June 28, 2022 03:31 PM (AdSYY)

6 Wow that Cassidy chick has some Munchuasen fantasy life going on.

And the Leftist fascists gobble it all up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:32 PM (1qHWn)

7 "I totally believe this because I'm a serious conservative voice and PowerLine should totally take me back because no one is signing up for my Substack."
-Paul Meringoff

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

8 Then Trump ordered a Taco Bowl!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:33 PM (C35Jn)

9 Trump kicked my dog and stole my Bible

Posted by: DB has gone mobile at June 28, 2022 03:33 PM (geLO8)

10 There isn't a barrier between the passengers and driver in the presidential limo that would prevent someone in back from grabbing the wheel?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (xPl2J)

11 did you hear Trump slammed a door ?

Ohhh ! Dear !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (S+j2h)

12 I lummed. AND read the content!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (906pl)

13 Poso:

"He's taken control of the presidential limo and he's doing donuts on the White House lawn!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

14 So from the back seat of The Beast President Trump used the Force or the super secret martial arts taught to him by Jet Li to get his hand through a bullet proof glass divider and tried to grab the steering wheel.

Do those secret powers of his also give stretchy arms like Reed Richards from the fantastic 4?

Posted by: warren at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (SZpgg)

15 Robert Barnes
@barnes_law
If Trump marched to capital, nobody goes inside the capital. Testimony today suggests someone preventing Trump from doing so is who enabled the riot, not Trump.

This news is truly......boffo.

Posted by: Pedo the Clown/leftist at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (VYjdj)

16
So, the heariest of hearsay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (/U27+)

17 Gas is 5 fucking dollars a gallon and I can't find baby formula and tampons who gives a fuck you dumb motherfuckers??

Posted by: fuck at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (LD39e)

18 Big news is big baby Trump basically ate an 8-year old's lunch choice, complete with plate throwing tantrum, after trying to choke out his driver (feebly most likely)

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (qdRGj)

19 There isn't a barrier between the passengers and driver in the presidential limo that would prevent someone in back from grabbing the wheel?

They ain't gonna let facts interfere with their power fantasy. There is more truth in a Stacey Abrams bodice ripper than in the Jan 6 hearings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (1qHWn)

20 This Confederate jackass:

@TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

21 Is it considered beclowning when you actually ARE a bunch of clowns?

Seriously if this is their "bombshell", it's on the level of we heard Trump said a bad word in a meeting.

They must be letting the fourth tier script writers have a go.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (M7y1b)

22 5 They are going to bring charges. I didn't think they would but there's no way they don't try now

Uh, for allegedly throwing a plate and grabbing the wheel of the limo from the back seat because he wanted to go to the capital ?Good luck

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (bs+z0)

23 >>> 9 Trump kicked my dog and stole my Bible
Posted by: DB has gone mobile at June 28, 2022 03:33 PM (geLO

"Killed my father, burned my ranch, raped and murdered my sister, SHOT my dog, and stole my bible."

How many best-sellers do *you* have, bub?

Posted by: THE Joan Wilder at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (llON8)

24 The hill is alive with the sounds of lying.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (0OP+5)

25 The things he did to me....I will be the next witness to testify.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (VYjdj)

26 I just want to apologize to America for my disgraceful conduct and abject failures as a human being and a now-backbench member of Congress, at least for four more months.

Recognizing my many shortfalls and errors of judgement won't be sufficient for many people , I know, so I will confine my future activities to quiet lobbying on behalf of defense companies and refrain from ever again being quoted in any national propaganda outlet.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (gKoO+)

27 "They are going to bring charges."
Maybe I'm delusional, but doesn't there have to be some sort of process that remotely resembles an adversarial court for this to happen?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (jTmQV)

28 Cassidy has a fat ass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (S+j2h)

29 Cassidy Hutchinson testified that Trump lunged at his top security detail and tried to grab the steering wheel

So he grabbed the wheel from the back seat?
I understand Cassidy that you are used to looking at the steering wheel with a dick in your mouth, but Presidents don't ride in the front seat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (05ST2)

30 I recall when insurrection would be defined as a General making back room deals with the Chinese in clear defiance of the CiC.

*cough*
*Milley*
*cough*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (C35Jn)

31 Since when is hearsay testimony legitimate evidence?

I guess when an illegitimately empaneled commission decides that since they already broke the rules, all rules must go.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (lTGtQ)

32 I heard Trump peed in Cassidy's bed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (EZebt)

33 tell me The Beast has fewer dash cams than an UBER

Posted by: tmitsss at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (f/L+y)

34 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

-------
Now do Clarence Thomas et. al.

Posted by: Han Solo at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (VJsqe)

35 I saw Trump hold an envelope to his head!

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (krQz2)

36 This is all very interesting but #would

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (W7Wi6)

37 She is very specific in some details, too specific for not actually being there. Meaning, IMHO, she's making it up.

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (7BGok)

38 Trump was riding shotgun? I thought the Pres sat in the back?

Posted by: Dingbat at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (gXrCE)

39 Trump stole one scoop of my ice cream cone. At least, that's what the dog told me.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (VF4WI)

40 The hill is alive with the sounds of lying.
Posted by: Eromero

Well, since this is Capitol Hill, we already knew that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (VYjdj)

41 17 Gas is 5 fucking dollars a gallon and I can't find baby formula and tampons who gives a fuck you dumb motherfuckers??
Posted by: fuck at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (LD39e)

========

But the DNC is messaging.

That messaging will make everyone forget that gas is expensive because the messaging is all powerful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

42 Cripes, fat diaper baby throwing his chicken tenders and ketchup on the walls because mommy wouldn't let him go to the capitol

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (qdRGj)

43 Cassidy Hutchinson, poor girl, will be cast aside like a used hooker after dems are done with her. Hope she made enough to afford that nose job.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (nByzo)

44 It's a shallow response, but Cassidy as a woman's first name is not a name that fills me with a great deal of confidence in her testimony. It sounds like one of the names of the kids from "Glee". Forgive me if anyone here has a loved one with that name. It's the combination of the name, her age and the stupid testimony.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (FZ2cV)

45 Trump had TWO SCOOPS!

TWO FUCKING SCOOPS!!!

Posted by: Boffo the Minor-Attracted Clown at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (llON8)

46 So, she does realize that she is under oath? and this stuff is EASILY disproven?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

47
There isn't a barrier between the passengers and driver in the presidential limo that would prevent someone in back from grabbing the wheel?
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 28, 2022 03:34 PM (xPl2J)

_________

It was put in so JFK could screw Fiddle and Faddle in the back seat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (/U27+)

48 This is all so tedious! This chick was in no position to know anything! I hope the Republican version of this committee also puts her under oath.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (rbKZ6)

49 26 I just want to apologize to America for my disgraceful conduct and abject failures as a human being and a now-backbench member of Congress, at least for four more months.

Recognizing my many shortfalls and errors of judgement won't be sufficient for many people , I know, so I will confine my future activities to quiet lobbying on behalf of defense companies and refrain from ever again being quoted in any national propaganda outlet.
Posted by: Liz Cheney at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (gKoO+)

=========

I don't believe that this is the real Liz Cheney...

There are a shocking lack of misspellings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

50 But hey, Hunter's laptop is really Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (F9322)

51 If saying "I'm the fucking President" isn't impeachable then I don't know what is.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (M7y1b)

52 Poso:

"He's taken control of the presidential limo and he's doing donuts on the White House lawn!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Just a good ol boys
Never meaning no harm

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (05ST2)

53 Cassidy Hutchinson, who "testified" today at Pelosi's show trial today, pretty much lifted the veil at what passes for serious work in the White House: bullshiting and gossiping all day long in hushed tones and with serious faces.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (mOs5Q)

54 So the Secret Service kidnapped the President? True if big.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (cfxeF)

55 When concocting a scenario a serious liar must first think through the details otherwise it's just all ridiculously funny.

Much like a kid trying to pull off some caper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (DcKNO)

56 Willowed: There's only one up-side to it. They think they're on the road to a generic therapy for cancer. And possibly anti-aging. All via mRNA. We just participated in the biggest, most reckless drug trial in history.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022
*
I remember a zombie movie that started like this. Not that zombies could be real on account of thermodynamics(the not dying like a normal living being sans resources part).
Posted by: Someguy's at June 28, 2022

***
I keep remembering the anti-aging program in the Trek episode "Miri." It killed off the adults, let the kids live several hundred years, but then die horribly when they entered adolescence. Anti-aging . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)

57 She is very specific in some details, too specific for not actually being there. Meaning, IMHO, she's making it up.
Posted by: stuckInCalifornia

Do not question the integrity of my one True Luv...

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (VYjdj)

58 As I said to my wife (who is not as familiar as the great play/movie A Man For All Seasons), we have entered the Richard Rich stage of the "hearing".

So who testifies that he saw Trump in the woods speaking with the Devil?

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)

59 31 Since when is hearsay testimony legitimate evidence?

I guess when an illegitimately empaneled commission decides that since they already broke the rules, all rules must go.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (lTGtQ)

========

I mean...it's not exactly a jury trial we're witnessing here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

60 Wait, this is the big reveal lefties are creaming their pants over? This staffer heard some stuff? Are you shitting me? I don't want Trump to run again, but this is what they think is going to do him in once and for all? They've got nothing.

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (MpOGS)

61 Can't we get rid of Boffo the asshole ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (bs+z0)

62 And THEN, HOOKERS PEED ON THE LIMO!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

63 >>>36 This is all very interesting but #would

no question, she's a natural 1

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (B3oWe)

64 Her crazy story about PDJT grabbing the steering wheel of his limo is already completely debunked, as it is physically not possible.

Passengers are in a secure compartment in the limo and the driver cannot be touched (and vice versa).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (gKoO+)

65 It is a clusterfuck of a failed distraction. The CIA, FBI, Democrats and Establishment Republicans engaged in a failed coup d'etat from 2016 through 2021, the American people know it, the world knows it, and the United States has no moral or ethical authority to lecture anyone about anything and needs to be dissolved.

Even our Stalinist show trials are fucking retarded and third rate.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (nMx88)

66 Trump tried to take the steering wheel...from the back seat?
Seems legit.

Posted by: NeverBiden at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (eIGHH)

67 clown

f–king

WORLD

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (w0NJk)

68 Wait...wasn't this supposed to play in primetime?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

69
So, she does realize that she is under oath? and this stuff is EASILY disproven?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

_________

Who's doing the disproving? And who's going to listen to the disproof?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (/U27+)

70 Darn! Away Ghostbusters sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (906pl)

71 Hutchinson; Needle on my gaydar bobbled a little
Needle on my liedar pegged so hard it broke.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (d/n5K)

72 And this little nobody claims Trump had such a raging temper, he'd throw dishes and pull tablecloths off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

73 It's like they don't even remember the embarrassment of Russiagate.

This crap makes the Steele Dossier look like solid multi source intel.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (MeUWh)

74 My 23 year old advisor told me to post dick-pics on my OnlyFans account. Best move I ever made.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (0ocXn)

75 Impeach!

Posted by: Squid at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (MDQt4)

76 The Secret Service's job is to keep the President from potential harm, and yes, if he said "drive me into the midst of a (mild) riot scene" they would refuse. Riots are chaotic places, and even if they're by 'your' peeps things can get out of control.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (tYDHt)

77 The circus just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Too many clowns, not enough peanuts.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (Xrfse)

78 The President's Mane Is Missing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (guGkK)

79 Yes, the Russia Hoax people are so reliable and truthful, said nobody ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (VF4WI)

80 When concocting a scenario a serious liar must first think through the details otherwise it's just all ridiculously funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (DcKNO)
---
The entire Democratic caucus of the House can't be serious liars then.

They must be just resting on authority.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (krQz2)

81 I remember a zombie movie that started like this. Not that zombies could be real on account of thermodynamics(the not dying like a normal living being sans resources part).
Posted by: Someguy's at June 28, 2022

***
I keep remembering the anti-aging program in the Trek episode "Miri." It killed off the adults, let the kids live several hundred years, but then die horribly when they entered adolescence. Anti-aging . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)

Omega Man.... nuff said...

Posted by: Charlton Heston at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (oHd/0)

82 Donald trump jumped on me drunk after doing a keg stand at a frat party in 1973. It shocked me to my core and I still have nightmares of his giant erection radiating its MAGA energy on my stomach thru his dockers

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (Vht8r)

83 Well I guess this is enough for the fbi to arrest Trump......

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (bVYXr)

84 This describes something that clearly, Trump would not do.

What they're describing, is their cartoon character projection of what and who they think Trump is.

It is what THEY would do though, and so, they project.

They're DEMS, it is what they do.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (tkOps)

85 The next surprise witness will be a japanese guy who saw Trump overfeed the koi.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (xPl2J)

86 Cassidy Hutchinson, poor girl, will be cast aside like a used hooker after dems are done with her. Hope she made enough to afford that nose job.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,

Demand payment in CASH!!!!

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (VYjdj)

87 I heard Trump was a poopie-head!!! Impeach!!!

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (S7une)

88 77 The circus just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Too many clowns, not enough peanuts.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (Xrfse)

-------
Too bad. I kinda like circus peanuts.

Posted by: Han Solo at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (VJsqe)

89 It was put in so JFK could screw Fiddle and Faddle in the back seat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I thought you ate faddle & screwed fiddle?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (05ST2)

90 Her crazy story about PDJT grabbing the steering wheel of his limo is already completely debunked, as it is physically not possible.

When you're using 23-year-old scriptwriters for your J6 production, these things happen.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (D6lWx)

91 Biden got bitch slapped by a girl bike

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (2oJif)

92 this is all just a work to drive traffic to Cassidy's OnlyFans account

Posted by: brak at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (j5Tg0)

93 Trump has already issued a comment about how she was a loser or something, and wanted to go to work for him at Mar-a-Lago right after he left the WH. He wanted nothing to do with her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

94 And then...sniffle...he tried to open the sunroof in the Limo and stand up!

Like a Panama City Spring Breaker!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (C35Jn)

95 So, she does realize that she is under oath? and this stuff is EASILY disproven?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

_________

Who's doing the disproving? And who's going to listen to the disproof?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (/U27+)

/looks at date of next election...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (oHd/0)

96 I am eagerly awaiting my call from the J6 committee

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (Vht8r)

97 I heard a rumor that the SS bundled Trump into the trunk of the car and drove around looking for a White Castle until Biden had been sword in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (guGkK)

98 Another federal layabout blathering on about things she knows nothing about.

She will most likely be promoted and have her own show on Fox News by the end of the day for the oldsters to watch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (xu2px)

99 Heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (vcv8B)

100 So Trump is really Reed Richards and his arms can stretch all the way from the back seat of the Beast to the front?

That's fucking awesome!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (zB/T/)

101 > There isn't a barrier between the passengers and driver in the presidential limo that would prevent someone in back from grabbing the wheel?

There is, but apparently POTUS has a button that can lower the glass. That said, look at the distances involved in this diagram.

https://bit.ly/3a0000U

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (eyxn4)

102 Are we sure Cassidy isn't Vindaloomon in drag?

This is the same kind of BS that ration thief came up with

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (1qHWn)

103
Wait...wasn't this supposed to play in primetime?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

__________

They're lucky they're not on facing Sunrise Service at 6:00 AM on Sunday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (/U27+)

104 Oh yeah, sure, like this totally happened!

*makes wanting off hand gesture*

#Clownshow

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (l0W6G)

105 Next testimony will be from the valet on how many diapers the big baby filled that day

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (qdRGj)

106 The circus just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Too many clowns, not enough peanuts.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Boffo seems to have returned to his day job....at the daycare.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (VYjdj)

107 WTF?

I mean this is ageism right HERE. That little bitch can't hold a candle to my breathless little girl voice. Worthless whore.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (SCt2+)

108 Interesting. She has Trump behaving like Hillary

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (5HBd1)

109 I heard Trump peed on Boffo the Troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (EZebt)

110 Hmmmm... what 25 year old uses the term 'lunge'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

111 Oh, Cassidy Hutchinson. You ignorant slut.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (sI15f)

112 So who testifies that he saw Trump in the woods speaking with the Devil?
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)

We crossed the streams between "AMFAS" and "The Crucible"?

Actually, I love the play and movie, "AMFAS" Such great casting in the movie and story.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (FZ2cV)

113 The crime might be that Donnie was putting ketchup on his food.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (gXrCE)

114 It's the same playbook over and over again.

A stupid chick and emotional testimony. They even look the same ffs, except for the old one they used at the kavanaugh thing. But she had to be old to make the story work. Otherwise you would have been listening to this same exact npc.

Posted by: MJ at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (zwDuR)

115 So, she does realize that she is under oath? and this stuff is EASILY disproven?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:37 PM (oHd/0)
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It's not an oath-oath.

Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)

116 Also someone here always says Trump poisoned their cat.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

117 That said, look at the distances involved in this diagram.

https://bit.ly/3a0000U
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (eyxn4)

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Those are facts. They have no power here.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (VJsqe)

118 "He's taken control of the presidential limo and he's doing donuts on the White House lawn!"

dream scenario for the next inaugural parade right there...

Posted by: brak at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (j5Tg0)

119 7 "I totally believe this because I'm a serious conservative voice and PowerLine should totally take me back because no one is signing up for my Substack."
-Paul Meringoff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:33 PM

I figured he had gotten the boot, but I never saw it addressed directly by Mirengoff or the other PowerLine guys after the blowup with Hayward. I know I haven't seen anything under his byline in ages.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (rbKZ6)

120 I remember the evening of Jan 6, ace described the videoed statement Trump made as a hostage video . . .

Posted by: Catherine at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (ZSsrh)

121 The "I'm the fucking President" thing specifically sounds like this whole enchilada is targeted to their rabid base of low IQ nimrods. I can't even say they're trying to win anyone over at this point. I thought they were, but now I don't.

This is 100% about keeping their rabble on fire and giving the fake news something to talk about besides all the bad news.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (M7y1b)

122 it's like they are trying to damage Trump's future political prospects

almost for sure

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (us2H3)

123 20 This Confederate jackass:

@TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

-----------------------------

Why? Does she have dirt on Hillary?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (CAJOC)

124 Japanese witness?

Thought the skipper of the I-53 was dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (1qHWn)

125 Donald trump jumped on me drunk after doing a keg stand at a frat party in 1973. It shocked me to my core and I still have nightmares of his giant erection radiating its MAGA energy on my stomach thru his dockers
Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (Vht8r)
================
Build a third front door!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (gKoO+)

126 >How many best-sellers do *you* have, bub?

Posted by: THE Joan Wilder

I steal a lot of jokes

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (geLO8)

127 Cassidy Hutchinson,

so that is how you say jizz bin in french?

Mccarthy and luntz must have bee spit Roasting this whore

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (qExcO)

128 There is, but apparently POTUS has a button that can lower the glass. That said, look at the distances involved in this diagram.

Trump would LITERALLY have to have tentacles!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (guGkK)

129 For my next witness to the J6 committee I’d like to call Jussie Smollett

Posted by: Michael Avante at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (Vht8r)

130 But she's a Trump AIDE!
An AIDE!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (yikp0)

131
What they're describing, is their cartoon character projection of what and who they think Trump is.

It is what THEY would do though, and so, they project.

They're DEMS, it is what they do.

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (tkOps)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DcKNO)

132 Despite a one sided 'investigation', thousands of hours of video and hundreds of hours of testimony we're not allowed to see, just selective editing, no cross-examination of witnesses, they have nothing.

But they do have a cheerleading media and a lot of people in this country that can't think for themselves, maybe they can get enough people to believe a fairy tale.

The worst part of this are those being held as political prisoners in order to prop up this sham.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (fs1hN)

133 o, she does realize that she is under oath?
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Holy Snit!! That's a good one. So was I.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (SCt2+)

134 URL for The Gorilla Channel podcast? Anyone?

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (glGDV)

135 I had been deadset against ever voting again, but if Trump runs again he gets mine after this shitshow. If he promises to line these fascist pigs against a wall and pump bullets into their heads after raping their spouses and children and then burning them alive in front of them, I will send him a few bucks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (nMx88)

136 Weren't we told Trump has all these short...appendages? And now he can reach from the back seat of a car the size of Cleveland and grab the steering wheel?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (tYDHt)

137 One simple question. Why did Pelosi, who is responsible for security at the Capital, refuse the request to have the National Guard deployed? Is that a super secret question Liz Cheney is hiding between her bulbous, cellulite filled, mendacious, butter soaked, odiferous thighs?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (VF4WI)

138 What's the time line on the Trump redirect -- sounds like it was before it became a riot.
So, SS knew the feds were turning it into a faux insurrection and pretended to protect?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (l0W6G)

139 interesting that mccarthy was texting her and getting her commitment not to go to the capitol she is a player!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (qExcO)

140 And this Cassidy chick was so horrified at Drumpf's actions that she wanted to go work for him at Mar Del Lago just 8 days after.

https://tinyurl.com/3xydnxuk

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

141 I'm just a stupid redneck but even I know that the President doesn't sit in the front of any car that he's being transported in. I guess he somehow lunged over the seat to grab said wheel, in an event that totally happened.

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (FPuSC)

142 "Let me make this clear. These are my opinions, and not necessarily facts."

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (guGkK)

143 This is some riveting testimony.

Posted by: Doctor Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (W7Wi6)

144 Despite a one sided 'investigation', thousands of hours of video and hundreds of hours of testimony we're not allowed to see, just selective editing, no cross-examination of witnesses, they have nothing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (fs1hN)
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And people who saw Goodie Trump cavorting with the Devil.

Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)

145 At least Christine Blasey Ford 2.0 is better looking than the first version.

I'd do her.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (QY+6a)

146 So Trump is really Reed Richards and his arms can stretch all the way from the back seat of the Beast to the front?

That's fucking awesome!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (zB/T/)

"No one said I reached with my *hand*." -GEOTUS

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (M7y1b)

147 But she's a Trump AIDE!
An AIDE!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (yikp0)

She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

148 Donald trump jumped on me drunk after doing a keg stand at a frat party in 1973. It shocked me to my core and I still have nightmares of his giant erection radiating its MAGA energy on my stomach thru his dockers
Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (Vht8r)
........

Just be thankful he didn't embed that thing in your hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

149 Heard it from a friend who, heard it from friend who, heard if from another you were grabbin' the wheel

Posted by: Kevin Cronin at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (xPl2J)

150 This is some riveting testimony.

So you saying Cassidy has bolt-ons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (1qHWn)

151 Her testimony is third-hand, at best.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (0ixKl)

152 this is the sort of girl that gets the hots for gary condit

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (qExcO)

153 Anita Hill redux

Posted by: 7man at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (qwO6y)

154 She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

Also known as the coffee girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

155 And this Cassidy chick was so horrified at Drumpf's actions that she wanted to go work for him at Mar Del Lago just 8 days after.

https://tinyurl.com/3xydnxuk
Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Leon Czolgosz, writ small.

Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

156 It's the same playbook over and over again.

A stupid chick and emotional testimony. They even look the same ffs, except for the old one they used at the kavanaugh thing. But she had to be old to make the story work. Otherwise you would have been listening to this same exact npc.
Posted by: MJ

We need the Senate women's think tank to round this out:

Hirohito, the idiot from Washington State, Gilligan from New York and Princess Running Joke.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (VYjdj)

157 I can't believe this testimony is happening during Pride Month!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (sJHOI)

158 Wait...wasn't this supposed to play in primetime?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

__________

They're lucky they're not on facing Sunrise Service at 6:00 AM on Sunday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 03:40 PM (/U27+)

It may be shrewder to show it in the middle of the day. All around the country, people are sitting in waiting rooms, waiting for a doctor or to get their oil changed, etc. Lots of those places have a TV in the waiting room, with ABC NBC CBS CNN et al on the channel by default. This way, the Dems get a captive audience. If the show it in prime time, the audience is at home and can do pretty much anything else but watch it.

Posted by: Hands at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)

159 I'm in favor of anything that makes Liz Cheney look bad, and this seems promising.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (0ixKl)

160 Speaking of 'assaulting a secret service agent', have you seen my towel?

Posted by: Naked Biden at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (C35Jn)

161 This was their big bombshell testimony?

lol

If you can stomach it, here is some "thinking" behind the pivotal testimony of thrown dishes and grabbed steering wheels.

https://twitter.com/the_peetape/

status/1541797009417392128

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (nByzo)

162 She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

"Junior Aide." Is that what they're calling it now?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (guGkK)

163 I'd do her.
Posted by: W

so did everybody else, now it is cheney time

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (qExcO)

164 Didn't Anita what's her name follow Clarence Thomas to his next job before she went all Judas on him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (1qHWn)

165 "The country has a fevah, and the only cure is a third impeachment of Trump!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (PPHr4)

166 I can neither confirm or deny my presence in the local monkey pox glory hole dispensary.

Posted by: Boffo the Minor-Attracted Clown at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (W7Wi6)

167 And people who saw Goodie Trump cavorting with the Devil.
Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)

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I lol'd.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO)

168 She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

Also known as the coffee girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

This. And she somehow was around Trump at dinners and saw him raging and breaking dinner plates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

169 So Trump, in a Chuck Norris move, propelled himself from the back of a limo over the front seat to try and grab the wheel where he would have no control of brake or gas pedals. Totally believable.

When my daughter was 23, she cared about her social life, make-up, new clothes, and was known for over-exaggeration and speaking in exclamation points and was way more intelligent and believable than this scrunt with her 15 minutes.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (oiNtH)

170 The fat lady is circling the drain for Trump!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (guGkK)

171 I smell bullshit.
I smell bullshit coming from the area widely known as the "J6 Committtee"

Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (jV+aN)

172 Cassidy needs protection?

Why, did she puss off Hillary?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (l0W6G)

173 I steal a lot of jokes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (llON8)

174 Successfully preventing Trump from running for office in 2024 is a guarantee of President DeSantis.

So go for it, dumbasses.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (eqvwq)

175 But she's a Trump AIDE!
An AIDE!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM (yikp0)

Breaking: Trump has AIDES

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (M7y1b)

176 Need to put "Grabbin' the wheel" to the tune of "Draggin' the Line."

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (0ixKl)

177 Despite a one sided 'investigation', thousands of hours of video and hundreds of hours of testimony we're not allowed to see, just selective editing, no cross-examination of witnesses, they have nothing.

Amateurs.

Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (VYjdj)

178 86 Cassidy Hutchinson, poor girl, will be cast aside like a used hooker after dems are done with her. Hope she made enough to afford that nose job.

Posted by: Comrade flounder,
--------------

Cindy Sheehan

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (d/n5K)

179 What they're describing, is their cartoon character projection of what and who they think Trump is.

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 03:39 PM (tkOps)
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They got a good portion of the country believing in that cartoon character.

That they elected our first cartoon president. Joey Bottoms.

Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (krQz2)

180 Have we gotten to the cliffhanger yet? The best segments on Rocky and Bullwinkle ended with a cliffhanger, and I expect nothing less.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (D6lWx)

181 145 At least Christine Blasey Ford 2.0 is better looking than the first version.

I'd do her.
Posted by: West at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (QY+6a)

You can't be that desperate!! She clearly has snakes in her head.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (sI15f)

182 This is why I know nothing is going to come of these stupid hearings. Because they're down to this, just nonsense someone said like the Kavanaugh hearings etc. They're pulling every crank and weirdo with a "trump bad" story no matter how ludicrous or trivial as if this is some evidence of evil.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that every one of these hilarious lies are true: Trump threw a dish, Trump knew they'd have weapons, Trump got angry at his drive and reached through the sealed partition like a ghost because his detail was refusing a direct order from the president of the united states.

...and?

This is literally the best they have. This is it. They can impeach him for anything no matter how stupid, because they have a radical majority of idiots in the house, but they cannot throw him jail for anything on this list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (llsW/)

183 This story brings to mind the pee-pee tapes.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (exm8+)

184 At least Christine Blasey Ford 2.0 is better looking than the first version.

I'd do her.
==
F*ck YOU. I work harder in bed than that silly little bitch ever will. You will NEVER know the kind of satisfaction I can give to a man, should I choose.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (tFdeI)

185 "The fat lady is circling the drain for Trump!"

The fat lady is Liz Cheney, except she's a man.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (VF4WI)

186 Trump's Lyme Aide is made form ticks

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (us2H3)

187 She makes Amber Heard look credible.

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (VcQG6)

188 Cindy Sheehan

LIVs, "Cindy who?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (1qHWn)

189 There is, but apparently POTUS has a button that can lower the glass. That said, look at the distances involved in this diagram.

https://bit.ly/3a0000U
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022

***
The limo has tear gas grenade launchers under the front bumper? Awesome!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)

190 Everyone put your pants on.

Sean Davis and David Reaboi tweeting this thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

191 She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

Also known as the coffee girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

Young Female Junior Aide... wonder who she was sleeping with.

Yes, I went there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

192 Despite a one sided 'investigation', thousands of hours of video and hundreds of hours of testimony we're not allowed to see, just selective editing, no cross-examination of witnesses, they have nothing.
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Amateurs.
Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (VYjdj)
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Students, more like.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (krQz2)

193 "Let me make this clear. These are my opinions, and not necessarily facts."

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (guGkK)

Is that real? AYFKMWTBS?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (nByzo)

194 I'm good. Seriously, feel strong.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

195 Her crazy story about PDJT grabbing the steering wheel of his limo is already completely debunked, as it is physically not possible.

Passengers are in a secure compartment in the limo and the driver cannot be touched (and vice versa).

Even in a normal limo it'd be impossible to grab the steering wheel, and the Beast is completely sealed from what I've seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

196 Wait...wasn't this supposed to play in primetime?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

__________

They're lucky they're not on facing Sunrise Service at 6:00 AM on Sunday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They're lucky that they are not facing a sunrise service right before the trap door is sprung open and the rope is stretched.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (05ST2)

197 Trump, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go

Posted by: Carrie Underboob at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (2cfUo)

198 Pres. DJT drove from the back seat with his unit only, while his balls were resting on the floor of THE BEAST, reclined like a BOSS.

He's that much of a man you haters.

Don't hate him for what God granted him.

Posted by: Scott_T at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (2waQ7)

199 And yeah "I heard someone say that x happened" is not testimony, its mean girl gossip. That this is being trotted out shows how absurd and pathetic their entire charade is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (llsW/)

200 171 I smell bullshit.
I smell bullshit coming from the area widely known as the "J6 Committtee"
Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 28, 2022 03:46 PM (jV+aN)

It has adam schitt and the other flatulent critter written and all over it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (sI15f)

201 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

202 her secret service nic was sugar tits

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (qExcO)

203 43 Cassidy Hutchinson, poor girl, will be cast aside like a used hooker after dems are done with her. Hope she made enough to afford that nose job.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (nByzo)

LOL that is nicely tacky.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ixKl)

204 It's clear that they're terrifying these people and giving them a choice to either give favorable testimony and be rehabilitated or to be harassed with unfounded criminal process and be rendered forever unemployable.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (hard at work) at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (ssz2a)

205 UHF > Jan 6 hearings

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (1qHWn)

206 And then Trump head-butted the driver and his hair went all catawampus like a savage just released from solitary confinement.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ocXn)

207 They can lie.
They can cheat.
They can steal.

And nothing will be done about it.

But TRUMP is a threat to 'our democracy.'

This country is on it's last breath.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

208 From the previous thread:

I thought the driver of The Beast was essentially separated from the passengers for security reasons?
Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2022 02:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

He is. They lie. They make shit up and get away with it because NO ONE CALLS THEM ON IT.

Not the media. Not the Republicans. No one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (PPHr4)

209 I'm in favor of anything that makes Liz Cheney look bad, and this seems promising.
Posted by: m

Yeah, cause I got more outta my deal.

Posted by: zombie Judas Iscariot at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (VYjdj)

210 *sucks dentures and rubs leathery webbed hands together*

That'll teach him for canceling my taxpayer funded vacation flight!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (C35Jn)

211 ' Cassidy Hutchinson testified that Trump lunged at his top security detail and tried to grab the steering wheel from him upon being refused to be driven to the Capitol.'

IDGAF if he did. I'm more angry that the security detail didn't comply.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (vNbzm)

212 Wick Rilson is funny,

like funny haha

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (sJHOI)

213 And people who saw Goodie Trump cavorting with the Devil.
Posted by: Liz Cheney (D-Hell) at June 28, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)

He's a miscegenator!

Posted by: Homer Stokes at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (guGkK)

214 Weren't we told Trump has all these short...appendages? And now he can reach from the back seat of a car the size of Cleveland and grab the steering wheel?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2022 03:42 PM

Cleveland's not what it once was.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (vcv8B)

215 She was a junior aide to Mark Meadows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

Also known as the coffee girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

Young Female Junior Aide... wonder who she was sleeping with.

Yes, I went there.
Posted by: Romeo13

The Community Coffee delivery guy.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (05ST2)

216 194 I'm good. Seriously, feel strong.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

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You guys never disappoint.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (DcKNO)

217 If trump had assaulted a SS agent we would have heard about it long ago

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (bs+z0)

218 This is the crap that Schiff giggled and said he had proof of Trump's evil that was going to send him to jail. This is the best they have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (llsW/)

219 Her crazy story about PDJT grabbing the steering wheel of his limo is already completely debunked, as it is physically not possible.
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This story is rated: Debunked and Actually Kinda Cool

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (M7y1b)

220 So, The President of the United States of America sits in his armored limo in the front passenger seat where he is within reach of the steering wheel?

This little girl has quite the imagination. Did she do a tikky tok video too?

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

221 Biden is a good man trying to what he thinks is best for this nation, and the J6 committee is doing gods work exposing Trump as a fascist authoritarian poopy head.

I’m still a conservative, if only Clinton had won in 2016 we’d have the democrats right where we want them with a 6-3 advantage on the SC.

Posted by: Pattericco at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (Vht8r)

222 That'll teach him for canceling my taxpayer funded vacation flight!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (C35Jn)

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I'd forgotten about that. That was a good one.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (VJsqe)

223 206 And then Trump head-butted the driver and his hair went all catawampus like a savage just released from solitary confinement.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ocXn)

hahaha

Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (sI15f)

224 The msm is of course going ape shit with this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (lOrBg)

225 David Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (xu2px)

226 There's no way anyone believes any of this bullshit.

NARRATOR: Everyone at Ars Technica believes all this bullshit.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (M9XmQ)

227 The fat lady is Liz Cheney, except she's a man.
Posted by: Marcus T at
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She's less feminie than those whales ace posted yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (d/n5K)

228 He did it with his mind like greg kinnear in anchorman 2

Posted by: No 6 at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (i0Lci)

229 I never saw Trump do anything... because I'm dead.
David Cassidy

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (t3/qz)

230 >>> 199 And yeah "I heard someone say that x happened" is not testimony, its mean girl gossip. That this is being trotted out shows how absurd and pathetic their entire charade is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (llsW/)

This is NOT a chawade.

Now. Twy again, this time wif FEEWING.

Posted by: Loo at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (llON8)

231 Congress is nearing a singularity of the absurd

other countries have to be laughing at us

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (geLO8)

232 At least Christine Blasey Ford 2.0 is better looking than the first version.

I'd do her.
Posted by: West at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (QY+6a)

I'd have to see dat azz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

233 They can lie.
They can cheat.
They can steal.

And nothing will be done about it.

But TRUMP is a threat to 'our democracy.'

This country is on it's last breath.
Posted by: Sponge

Put a pillow over it.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (05ST2)

234 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Goes to show you; the government as an entity does not have the citizens, except those who are willing stooges, the uber wealthy and those they can blackmail, best interests as their mission.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (iT06B)

235 Seriously I hate Ofuckstick times eleventy but if I heard a story that that beta fairy tried to grab a steering wheel off the SS I would think it was kind of an alpha move.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (M7y1b)

236 @Jdkoa

The Venn Diagram of people who believe Cassidy Hutchinson (AR-15s in the crowd & Trump grabbing the limo steering wheel from the back seat), and the people who believed the Ghost of Kiev stories is a perfect circle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

237 UHF > Jan 6 hearings

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (1qHWn)
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Maybe they'll let Trump drink from the fire hose?

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (krQz2)

238 LOL that is nicely tacky.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ixKl)

Crap. I was going for cruel, yet kind.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (nByzo)

239 Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 03:49 PM (PPHr4)

Your timing is good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

240 "You're saying the fact that a junior staffer claims this happened is now enough to be certain a crime was committed?"

Well, a guy carrying a gun and some tape in a briefcase shows up outside a house and then... walks away... is enough to get that guy charged with attempted murder.

Posted by: Tar Bae at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (hbrUW)

241 Is Cassidy short for Cassandra?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (1qHWn)

242 Incidentally has anyone ever seen War Princess Liz and Blasey Ford in the same room?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (W7Wi6)

243 This is the most credible testimony we've heard from J6 to date!

Now to go rub one out over Liz's profile pic

Posted by: AllaaahPundit at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (FPuSC)

244 other countries have to be laughing at us
___

Oh, they are.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (84qeE)

245 Breaking: Trump passed out at 31 Flavors

Posted by: Random Slob at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (wKtwp)

246 Sweet, Ace, you little ninja, you.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (14URa)

247 The J-6 committee did produce something, laughter, plenty of laughter.

Liz, you're ridiculous.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (DcKNO)

248 UHF > Jan 6 hearings

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (1qHWn)

Thanks!

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

249 She's only 25?Eek.

No, I'm not commenting on the rest of this farce.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (KVIfJ)

250 "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Trump grab the steering wheel. I guess it's pretty serious."

Miss Cassidy isn't old enough to understand this reference.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (DRSnL)

251 Is Cassidy short for Cassandra?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (1qHWn)

Nahh, Cassie maybe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (S+j2h)

252 I saw Trump leave the bathroom holding a gun. He aimed very deliberately and shot at Pence and a Secret Service agent. Then he dropped the gun. I was frozen in fear, sitting at my close by "Presidential Aides" table and I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. Then, the President walked by us, being careful not to make eye contact, but he paused as he walked toward the door, just for a moment, and grabbed a bag of Cannolis. A friend later explained to me, "Trump always leaves the gun and take the cannolis", because he loves desserts.

That's my testimony and I swear to it.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (kvelb)

253 CNN . com breaks out the huge red font

Ex-aide paints damning portrait of Trump raging on Jan. 6

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (geLO8)

254 Goody Trump suckled a cat that was actually a daemon from a third nipple cultivated just for such sorcery. Heard all about it at the watercooler. From a janitor who is a part-time demonologist and necromancer.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (ppBhU)

255 If Trump had lunged at his SS Agent, he'd have already been arrested by the FBI and impeached again by Congress.

I got $550 that says Joe Biden lunged at his SS Agent and grabbed at the wheel when they told him they weren't stopping for ice cream.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (+S1Fy)

256 Man I really could have done a much better job selling my science fiction story as real. These guys are giving a lesson.

Posted by: Orwell at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (Vht8r)

257 Lord, I know that we will be beset by enemies, those that will sorely test us, but can you at least make them stupid?
Amen

I think that prayer has been answered, at least in this case.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (fs1hN)

258 There is a partition between the front and back seats in the limo no? So inless Trump has super human strength and removed it, how did he grab the steering wheel? Oh right it didn’t happen

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (lOrBg)

259 194 I'm good. Seriously, feel strong.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

golf clap
I mean, macabre, but
golf clap

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (0ixKl)

260 He's a miscegenator!
Posted by: Homer Stokes

"Like that uppity n***** Clarence Thomas!!!"
--Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (llsW/)

261 Posted by: Pattericco at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (Vht8r)

So what’s your favorite area of the cuck shed?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (iT06B)

262 Also known as the coffee girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bs+z0)
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Replaced Obama.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (krQz2)

263 220 So, The President of the United States of America sits in his armored limo in the front passenger seat where he is within reach of the steering wheel?

This little girl has quite the imagination. Did she do a tikky tok video too?

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

Note the Perjury cut outs.... I 'heard that'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

264 238 LOL that is nicely tacky.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ixKl)

Crap. I was going for cruel, yet kind.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (nByzo)

You have to be one to be the other.

Posted by: Nick Lowe at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

265 Trump has responded and says it's all BS

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (bs+z0)

266 CNN-

Trump lunged at Secret Service, said Pence 'deserved' hanging, and didn't care that supporters were armed, Meadows aide testifies

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (geLO8)

267 Trump tried to grab the steering wheel? I didn't now the President rode shotgun in the presidential limo. Or was he diving over the seat from the back?

Posted by: steven at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (TTy55)

268
Jussie Smollett's Bleach Friends told me about when Trump burned a swastika-stylized 'T' into my hippocampus, and then said 'welcome to ultra-MAGA country, patriot! My white nationalist troops are about to storm the Capitol! Also, they're gonna steal Pelosi's Macbook of Secrets, and kill AOC.'

Now, I can never forget the repressed trauma, guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (IXpV7)

269 246 Sweet, Ace, you little ninja, you.
Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (14URa

Ahem...

'Cruel' little ninja

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (C35Jn)

270 He's a miscegenator!
Posted by: Homer Stokes

Hell, he ain't even old-timey!

Posted by: Random Slob at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (wKtwp)

271 221 Biden is a good man trying to what he thinks is best for this nation, and the J6 committee is doing gods work exposing Trump as a fascist authoritarian poopy head.

I’m still a conservative, if only Clinton had won in 2016 we’d have the democrats right where we want them with a 6-3 advantage on the SC.
Posted by: Pattericco at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (Vht8r)

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I'd believe this is the real Patterico, except that there is not nearly enough vile invective against the conservative rank and file.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

272 other countries have to be laughing at us
___

Oh, they are.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Holy cow; we're a more serious legislative body!?!

Posted by: Albany NY at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (VYjdj)

273 Everyone put your pants on.

Sean Davis and David Reaboi tweeting this thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
........

Do I have to button them? I just ate a chicken sandwich on a French roll with Donettes for dessert.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

274 206 And then Trump head-butted the driver and his hair went all catawampus
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ocXn)

hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (0ixKl)

275 I think she's using Cdr. Bearclaw's notes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (BFigT)

276 "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Trump grab the steering wheel. I guess it's pretty serious."

"Nah, he just called Pence a dick"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (llsW/)

277 I'm good. Seriously, feel strong.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

Maxwell's lawyer put out a statement that they didn't request suicide watch and she'd had no contact with any experts that could declare her suicidal.

Cue the meme of Hillary calling the suicide hotline "I'd like to place an order! *cackle*"

Posted by: Ian S. at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

278 Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (kvelb)

Standing ovation!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (14URa)

279 Trump Was watching the Gorilla Channel on Jan 6th. True story.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (lOrBg)

280 The quoted text from Julie Kelly's tweet read like a plot point from Melrose Place.

Hey, that's it! I have an idea to pitch to Hollywood: Pennsylvania Avenue. Except the cast are less likeable and less attractive.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (TNyrE)

281 There is a partition between the front and back seats in the limo no? So inless Trump has super human strength and removed it, how did he grab the steering wheel?

Actually, he grabbed the makeout knob on the steering wheel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (guGkK)

282 231 Congress is nearing a singularity of the absurd

other countries have to be laughing at us
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:51 PM (geLO

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Well, except that our problems are becoming theirs, in particular around energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

283 The I heard about the time Trump charged the cabin of Air Force One and tried to take over the cockpit? He was demanding they turn around and strafe Stormy Daniels' apartment with those 50mm cannons mounted in the wings!

They pilots wouldn't do it so Trump starting pelting them with little bottles of vodka from refreshments tray.

Posted by: Cassidy the AIDE at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (786Ro)

284 266 CNN-

Trump lunged at Secret Service, said Pence 'deserved' hanging, and didn't care that supporters were armed, Meadows aide testifies
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (geLO8

He kicked a puppy in there somewhere, I'll bet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (C35Jn)

285 The story is obviously BS but the Secret Service does have the authority to "kidnap" the President if they believe his life to be in imminent danger. They'll physically pick him and carry him away if necessary.

Posted by: Stan at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (CQ3Qb)

286 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (lOrBg)

Trump is a supervillain so maybe he has super strength.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (iT06B)

287 Triple hearsay? Quadruple hearsay? How high can we go?

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (VcQG6)

288 Breaking: Trump passed out at 31 Flavors
Posted by: Random Slob at June 28, 2022 03:52 PM (wKtwp)
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Pip saw a Trumpybear over by Pulaski's candy store!

Posted by: Ralphie at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (krQz2)

289 Martini Farmer

#102

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (1qHWn)

290 >> Gas is 5 fucking dollars a gallon and I can't find baby formula and tampons who gives a fuck you dumb motherfuckers??
Posted by: fuck at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (LD39e)

real inflation is in the 30s
the "minor incursion" biden approved had turned into another $100B a year money sink
China is winning on every front
There are no borders
The economy is in a death spiral
The "president" is a corrupt, inept, senile, pedophile bully owned by our worst enemies.

But, no, DJT threw a plate, so let's worry about that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (aojbU)

291 Trump tried to grab the steering wheel?

Darlinks, der vas nutink he vouldn't grap.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (VYjdj)

292 Peaches!

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (qExcO)

293 This bimbo claims she had to clean up after trump's throwing his plate ? Trump says BS

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (bs+z0)

294 Grabbing pussy>>>Grabbing the wheel

Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (2cfUo)

295 It gets worse. He tried to grab the secret agent by the pussy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (lOrBg)

296 You can never go wrong with a Ferris Bueller paraphrase in the face of such nonsense.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (slRS9)

297 Between me, and this insipid broad, the 19th amendment is taking a beating. Ha ha fcuk you all. You have to put up with our hysterical bullshit forever!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (zPYfQ)

298 is enough to get that guy charged with attempted murder.

Well when he admits to trying to murder someone with that gear... I mean, yeah

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (llsW/)

299 Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (UuD2k)

300 Triple hearsay? Quadruple hearsay? How high can we go?

Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (VcQG6)
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Never underestimate a Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (krQz2)

301 This Confederate jackass:

@TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

Its not those Republicans find inconvenient that turn up dead, Rick.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

302 The next surprise witness will be a japanese guy who saw Trump overfeed the koi.
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They exprode! They exprode!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (yikp0)

303 286 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (lOrBg)

Trump is a supervillain so maybe he has super strength.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (iT06B)

========

The way they build him up, you'd think they were genuinely terrified of him and in awe of his powers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

304 177 Despite a one sided 'investigation', thousands of hours of video and hundreds of hours of testimony we're not allowed to see, just selective editing, no cross-examination of witnesses, they have nothing.

Amateurs.

.. the ham sandwich goes free

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

305 Trump is a supervillain so maybe he has super strength

He has stretching, like Ms Marvel. I bet he can make cartoonish huge fists too!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (llsW/)

306 I'm sure there are some highly reputable Cassidys around. There might even be an 'Ette Cassidy but I'm not inclined to highly respect them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (VdGjU)

307 But, no, DJT threw a plate, so let's worry about that.

Anyone else remember how when the Hildabeast threw shit at Bubba, in the White House, the lie du jour was that it was 'empowering'?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (VYjdj)

308 I thought blasey ford was the low water mark of baseless hearsay being taken seriously. Assume everything she said is true- so what? Throw lunch- not a crime. Take me to capitol. Not a crime. Attempt to grab steering wheel- not a crime. Stupid, meaningless, likely false, ridiculous hearsay. And this comes from someone Trump turned into a newt. (I got better)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (fj2YZ)

309 299 Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (UuD2k)

Well the "media" is running with it so I guess they think that's all they need

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

310 These Limo drivers these days!

You know what I'm saying, Billy?

You can just grab the wheel all you want!

Posted by: The Donald at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (C35Jn)

311 The dems are a fuucckkinngg clown show!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (0OmEj)

312 And then Trump head-butted the driver and his hair went all catawampus

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0ocXn)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (nByzo)

313 Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
-----------------------------

Why? Does she have dirt on Hillary?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 28, 2022 03:41 PM (CAJOC)

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She used too much mayo on a Subway sandwich

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (VJsqe)

314 I heard from Danny Bonaduce who told Susan Dey that Dave Madden heard Shirley Jones call Cassidy a whore.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (t3/qz)

315 better frame job

They had to use the Capitol Hill Frame Shop due to Union rules

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (1qHWn)

316 They exprode! They exprode!

"Bad for glass"
--Gardener

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (llsW/)

317 "Nah, he just called Pence a dick"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (llsW/)

She's also not old enough to understand that reference.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (DRSnL)

318 What more proof do you need? They threatened to bring the calvary for crying out loud!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (TimYP)

319 And the Trumpists won’t believe any of this even tho it comes from a credible source. This is just another farce that will slowly let people know what kind of a monster Trump is but won’t move any polls or change any votes. I’m so above this, let me go smell my own farts. Where is the next news article about I can make about Trump? Ok guys we must conserve conservatism, but yeah that Trump guy whose been out of office for 2 years really sucked.

Posted by: AllahPundit at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (Vht8r)

320 Meanwhile, despicable unlikable Liz Cheney, the spawn of one man weapon of mass destruction and hunter of men (not quail) Darth Cheney was mindlessly and excitedly stroking herself behind her desk thinking “We got Drumpf exactly where we want him.”

Liz and her dad, Darth, make Pelosi and her sad corrupt sack of a husband appear classy and lovable (even after Nancy recently shoved a young “Latinx” girl to try to get the girl to move away from Nancy during a photo opp).

Posted by: Just a big dummy at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (U2W4Y)

321 Yeah, well, just wait until the defense team takes a crack at this witness. Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (14URa)

322 Do I have to button them? I just ate a chicken sandwich on a French roll with Donettes for dessert.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

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niiiiiiiice

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (DcKNO)

323 This bimbo claims she had to clean up after trump's throwing his plate ?
==
If we are going to start telling tales about what candidates throw when the lose elections ... lets hear about Hillary's night . . .

Posted by: I'm all fcukin ears at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (tFdeI)

324 I am sure ALL of this is seared into her hypothalmus.

Probably wore a One-Piece Bathing Suit to work each day, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (Qk3Uj)

325
@TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

Is she under oath? Because the only reason she'd need protection is because she lied under oath.

And the Clintons are the one stacking the bodies, asshole, not Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

326 Trump couldn't grab the wheel because the wheels had already come off. And he couldn't throw a dish at the wall because the wall had closed in.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (M7y1b)

327 Yeah, you know how SS agents open the car door for Presidents of the United States. They'd open the rear door.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (0ixKl)

328 My favorite Posobiec:

"And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

329 285 The story is obviously BS but the Secret Service does have the authority to "kidnap" the President if they believe his life to be in imminent danger. They'll physically pick him and carry him away if necessary.
Posted by: Stan at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (CQ3Qb)

In Vice, they showed Cheney forcefully being moved by SS agents in 9/11 even though he didnt want to go with them. Who knows how true that is, but I don’t recall anyone disputing that scene.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (lOrBg)

330 Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.

With all those intelligence operatives working on this, all the time and all the money, yeah. This is the best they can come up with??

Even the Sanhedrin was able to come up with better crap against Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (llsW/)

331 Hopalong Cassidy > David Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchison

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (sJHOI)

332 the 19th amendment is taking a beating.

All the leftist men aren't doing such a swell job either

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (FZ2cV)

333 When I read about Trump take control of the Beast I assumed Hillary.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (VdGjU)

334 I'm confused about the seizure of the phone of Trump's former lawyer Eastman by the DOJ OIG.

The OIG can only compel testimony, etc form current employees, otherwise it must be voluntary. Just how did they get a warrant to seize the phone of a non-DOJ employee ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

335 I stand by what I said earlier

There is more truth in a Stacey Abrams bodice ripper than in these Jan 6 hearings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (1qHWn)

336 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

You have your choice:

24/7 security like Epstein had
the same protection the troops butchered in Afghanistan had the rear seat on Biden's bike
gun safety course from Hunter Biden and Beau's widow

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (VYjdj)

337 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (sJHOI)

Hopalong Cassidy. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (FZ2cV)

338 Everyone inside the beltway wants you to understand how credible this testimony was, because she was under oath.
As if there's actually consequences for lying under oath or as if people don't lie under oath in every courtroom in the nation every single day.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (qH6FZ)

339 328 My favorite Posobiec:

"And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

And bleach... Don't forget the bleach

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (bs+z0)

340 I think we can fairly say now that Mark Meadows is either the dumbest fuck in DC or he's another deep state plant.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (MkYsY)

341 The Left thinks Trump supporters are gonna be upset about this testimony meanwhile the wheel grabbing memes are probably already flying.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (M7y1b)

342 But, no, DJT threw a plate, so let's worry about that.

Anyone else remember how when the Hildabeast threw shit at Bubba, in the White House, the lie du jour was that it was 'empowering'?
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (VYjdj)
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Yes. In this story the POTUS throws things, in the older story, Hillary throws things at the POTUS.

Which one is bigger?

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (krQz2)

343
"And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

While spraying everyone with Clorox Bleach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

344 We all know why allah likes to smell his own farts

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (2oJif)

345 >>"And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"

Needs More Bleach

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Qk3Uj)

346 The way they build him up, you'd think they were genuinely terrified of him and in awe of his powers.

that's why he had to go - the deep state

Posted by: brak at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (j5Tg0)

347 Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.

Can't when they are reacting. They need to be leading. They have no clue how to do that.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (05ST2)

348 the 19th amendment is taking a beating.

All the leftist men aren't doing such a swell job either
Posted by: F

In fairness, the women of the left and right are the issue here

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (qExcO)

349 He kicked a puppy in there somewhere, I'll bet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 03:54 PM (C35Jn)

Also, there was that time that Trump wore a My-Little-Pony get up with assless chaps at a Comicon in NYC and then tried to mug tourists when they came up to take pictures with him...you might think that could never happen, but it might have.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (5iUNf)

350 There is more truth in a Stacey Abrams bodice ripper than in these Jan 6 hearings.
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's just disgusting.

Posted by: couch fucker at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (VYjdj)

351 >>> 344 We all know why allah likes to smell his own farts
Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (2oJif)

Nobody else does.

Posted by: Shep! at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (llON8)

352 >>Everyone inside the beltway wants you to understand how credible this testimony was, because she was under oath.

The most credible Hearsay you will hear this week!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Qk3Uj)

353 "The Beast", (and in this case, I refer to the Presidential Limo, and not Hitlery), isn't even a "car" in any normal sense of the word.

It's based on a GMC Bison 2-1/2 ton payload rated Medium Duty Truck Chassis, but altered so as to sit low to the ground, allowing a resemblence of a "car-like" profile. But it has a huge engine, likely forced air induction (either turbocharged or supercharged), a transmission a semi-truck would love, suspension that a Baja racer would recognize and many other "refinements" to make it the Presidential Limo.

Park any normal Cadillac or Lincoln limousine next to it, and they'll look like toy cars when compared to "The Beast"

Yeah, and he's supposed to have lunged from THAT back seat up the driver's compartment? Nope. Never happened.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (tkOps)

354 I stood between the President and the Secret Service agent he tried to attack, and sacrificed my sole remaining arm to save that poor man from the wrath of President Trump. A baleful "Khannnnnnn" escaped my lips as my shoulder gushed blood.

Posted by: Michelle Field at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (kvelb)

355 HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST JOKING BUT ALLAH PUNDIT ALREADY HAS THIS AS THE TOP STORY ON HOT AIR NOW!

God what a fucking joke of a human being

Posted by: AllahPundit at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Vht8r)

356 No only was there catsup on the walls, it was smeared to spell out REDRUM. And Barron's finger friend was telling everyone, "Donnie's not here anymore." Terrifying stuff.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (ppBhU)

357 The SB2C Helldiver was also called the Beast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (1qHWn)

358 >>"And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"

Needs More Bleach

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Qk3Uj)

And a Subway sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

359 Any comments from Meadows yet of how the administration made another stellar hire on display at the hearing?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (HyvI9)

360 This whole testimony sounds like a scripted lifetime channel made for TV movie.

J6 has fallen.

Posted by: Portlandon at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (+oR7L)

361 pure, straight-up Soviet-style lying in a show trial.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (dRk7U)

362 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

Is she under oath? Because the only reason she'd need protection is because she lied under oath.

And the Clintons are the one stacking the bodies, asshole, not Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

I laugh at these pathetic excuses for guys. Seriously, they just got their asses handed to them 3x by Trump SCOTUS picks, and this is all they have. Fucking drama queens.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (nByzo)

363 Breaking: Mr Kincaide corroborates everything. All of it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (sJHOI)

364 Goody Trump suckled a cat that was actually a daemon from a third nipple cultivated just for such sorcery. Heard all about it at the watercooler. From a janitor who is a part-time demonologist and necromancer.
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022

***
If only my human would do that!

Posted by: Stirling, Wolfus's cat at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)

365 Hey remember when Roe was the thing to be livid about? That is sooooooo 3 days ago man.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (lOrBg)

366 199 And yeah "I heard someone say that x happened" is not testimony, its mean girl gossip. That this is being trotted out shows how absurd and pathetic their entire charade is.
_________

Yep, in a real hearing this kind of testimony is known as inadmissible hearsay.

It's inadmissible because it's unreliable. "Somebody told me X happened." Why isn't the person who actually saw X happen the one testifying? The person who was told about X by somebody else didn't see X happen, and can't be cross-examined about what they saw or about possible inconsistencies (or impossibilities) in their story, or about the first-hand observer's possible biases or impediments that may have affected their ability to accurately observe X. That's why this kind of testimony is excluded. It's basically crap.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (MvHI3)

367 " is enough to get that guy charged with attempted murder.

Well when he admits to trying to murder someone with that gear... I mean, yeah
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (llsW/)"

*******************
Which part was the trying?

The part when he was riding in the taxi/uber? Or the part where he walked away without doing anything?

Posted by: Tar Bae at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (hbrUW)

368 The Lindbergh baby was in the trunk!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (guGkK)

369 "And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'
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There was a strange Nigerian cast to his skin....

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (krQz2)

370 Middle name probably Pandora.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (0OP+5)

371 355 HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST JOKING BUT ALLAH PUNDIT ALREADY HAS THIS AS THE TOP STORY ON HOT AIR NOW!

God what a fucking joke of a human being
Posted by: AllahPundit at June 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Vht8r)

=========

He does it so that parody of him is impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

372 I am sure ALL of this is seared into her hypothalmus.

Probably wore a One-Piece Bathing Suit to work each day, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 03:57 PM (Qk3Uj)

Just in case someone rushes in and yells "Surf's Up!!!"

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (AiZBA)

373 I can't make heads or tails out of this

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (2JoB8)

374 I am thinking they might have hired on Amber Heard as a Consultant.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (Qk3Uj)

375 The story is obviously BS but the Secret Service does have the authority to "kidnap" the President if they believe his life to be in imminent danger. They'll physically pick him and carry him away if necessary.

Then that shit needs to stop, right now. No President should accept that.

This slays me - how people "marvel" at obvious excesses of authority.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (Jtj4f)

376 336 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

You have your choice:

24/7 security like Epstein had
the same protection the troops butchered in Afghanistan had the rear seat on Biden's bike
gun safety course from Hunter Biden and Beau's widow
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 03:59 PM (VYjdj)
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. Hunting with Dick & Liz.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (2dci9)

377 "And then President Trump jumped the Secret Service agent from behind with a noose while yelling 'This is MAGA Country!'"
-----------

I heard from a friend it was actually "Wolverines!"

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (G0vdT)

378
It is really funny, if you put yourselves in their shoes. The Capitol is their plaything, so they can trot out someone like this dull-eyed strumpet or Christine Blasey Ford to tell a litany of obvious lies. And everyone in DC will pretend to take it seriously, and then the droolers on Twitter will freak out about it, and every media organ down to the Death Valley Picayune will declare it the Most Serious Current Thing.

I would be having more fun with it than them. I would make the little bimbo testify that Trump liked ordering the Secret Service to pull over so he could shoot stray dogs with their service weapons, and then he'd say "Let the Mexicans eat' em, hahahaha!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (IXpV7)

379 You can never go wrong with a Ferris Bueller paraphrase in the face of such nonsense.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 03:55 PM (slRS9)

The Sausage King of Chicago?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

380 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and few on the left will be lucky enough to live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (KATBx)

381
Just in case someone rushes in and yells "Surf's Up!!!"
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (AiZBA)

Skeet Surfin' USA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

382 268 Jussie Smollett's Bleach Friends
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (IXpV7)

LOL!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (0ixKl)

383 37 She is very specific in some details, too specific for not actually being there. Meaning, IMHO, she's making it up.

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at June 28, 2022 03:36 PM (7BGok)

Secret Service agents trying to hit on her would have had a line of sh-t a mile long about imaginary Trump escapades, trying to impress her.

Posted by: Here we go! at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (AMIL/)

384 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

If she was an 11 year old boy, I am sure Rick would volunteer his services...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (5iUNf)

385 The Secret Service told me that that's TRUMP in that hoodie planting the bombs for the insurrection!!

(That never went off).

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (krQz2)

386 He snuck out the back window, crawled up the roof, and then surprised the driver by swinging in the off-side door like that German soldier in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (906pl)

387 This chick is an aid to Medows? If so he has some explaining to do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (BFigT)

388 In fairness, there are not many good lines from ferris buellrs day off

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (qExcO)

389 >>The Sausage King of Chicago?

You called?

Posted by: Abe Froman at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (Qk3Uj)

390 I would be having more fun with it than them. I would make the little bimbo testify that Trump liked ordering the Secret Service to pull over so he could shoot stray dogs with their service weapons, and then he'd say "Let the Mexicans eat' em, hahahaha!"

Nice.

They lack the brains for good slander.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

391 I zero no problem believing that, with his UltraMAGA power set at maximum, Trump is capable of breaking through an eight-inch armor plated divider.

And since President Trump had just left a rally, his MAGACells would have been fully charged.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (81vU3)

392 @TheRickWilson - 52m

Cassidy Hutchinson needs Federal protection. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
=====================
Is Rick Wilson threatening poor Cassidy? Sounds like a threat to me, and everyone knows he is a Confederate sympathizer. We have the photos.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (kvelb)

393 This was Flaming Skull-worthy.

This is big

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (sJHOI)

394 That's all this shit is. Giving the media something to talk about.

I don't think people understand how valuable such things are to the Mental Mindfuck Brigade.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (b6U3/)

395 CHDKH

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (qExcO)

396 This slays me - how people "marvel" at obvious excesses of authority.Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (Jtj4f)

Yep; Here We go again

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (FZ2cV)

397 a 25 year old who looks 35. The Wall is closing in on someone and it ain't Trump.

Posted by: x at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (uQFwj)

398 273 Everyone put your pants on.

Sean Davis and David Reaboi tweeting this thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
........

Do I have to button them? I just ate a chicken sandwich on a French roll with Donettes for dessert.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

Oh, now I want some Donettes.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (0ixKl)

399 Daily Mail also breathlessly reporting on this fucking lie.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (nxdel)

400 Once the noble Secret Service Agent returned Trump to the White House, Trump immediately tried to escape again, hopping on a nearby Motorcycle and speeding towards the gate. Brave Secret Service Agents closed the gate and prevented him from escaping, at which point he pulled out his phone, called "Buffalo Shaman" on his contact list, and said, "It's me. Begin the insurrection."

Then he picked up a glass of water with both hands, took a sip, and said, "Soon".

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (51lwu)

401 In fairness, there are not many good lines from ferris buellrs day off
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (qExcO)

"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"

"Huh....so THAT'S how it is in their family."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

402 Posted by: Pattericco at June 28, 2022 03:50 PM (Vht8r)
=========

I'd believe this is the real Patterico, except that there is not nearly enough vile invective against the conservative rank and file.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
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He's delusional.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (d/n5K)

403 F*ck YOU. I work harder in bed than that silly little bitch ever will. You will NEVER know the kind of satisfaction I can give to a man, should I choose.
--------------------
I may have suggested banging old dames but still do not puttest thy dick in crazy.

Posted by: zombie ben franklin at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (yikp0)

404 Julie Kelly Retweeted

House Judiciary GOP

"He told me, that she heard from him, that she heard, from another guy, that she said he told her that she heard, that Trump may have said something, which was overheard, by her, about something, to the best of my knowledge." -Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

405 the 19th amendment is taking a beating.

All the leftist men aren't doing such a swell job either
Posted by: F

In fairness, the women of the left and right are the issue here
==
The Handmaid's Tale isn't going to watch itself now is it?

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (yBWDB)

406 Cassidy is 'aspiring' to be a news anchor.

This is all a job interview for CNN+.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (C35Jn)

407 This slays me - how people "marvel" at obvious excesses of authority.Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:02 PM (Jtj4f)

Yep; Here We go again
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (FZ2cV)
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That's my line.

Posted by: David Coverdale at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (krQz2)

408 The J6 Committee needs an offramp. If they 'succeed' in this quixotic venture of theirs, then Trump is sidelined for the 2024 election, and Heavy D then gets the GOP nomination by acclimation, and then heads to the White House via a 49 state sweep on Election Day (Delaware goes to POOTUS, because Delaware). Obviously, this cannot be allowed to happen. The Dem brain trust just gamed this out to reach this conclusion.

They can't pull the plug themselves - too embarrassing. Get some flunky to give some fantastical testimony and force the MSM to look away from the car crash, and quietly sideline coverage.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (ZHiO7)

409 In fairness, there are not many good lines from ferris buellrs day off
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (qExcO)

"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"

"Huh....so THAT'S how it is in their family."
Posted by: S

in fairness, that is two and not that funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (qExcO)

410 Why was there a 23 year old “senior aide” in the first place? Yeah OK he was fucking her. But shit man give her a no work, no show job not an actual job with power. Republicans really suck at this stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (lOrBg)

411 In Vice, they showed Cheney forcefully being moved by SS agents in 9/11 even though he didnt want to go with them. Who knows how true that is, but I don’t recall anyone disputing that scene.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 03:58 PM (lOrBg)

It's true. They *almost* had to drag Trump away from the podium in the middle of a question once at the White House.

Posted by: Stan at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

412 The Secret Service told me that that's TRUMP in that hoodie planting the bombs for the insurrection!!

(That never went off).
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022

***
Trump was the real Unabomber!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)

413 A DC judge? Please note he was approached at an airport, meaning his travel itinerary was known to the FBI. How did they know that without a warrant to survey?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (HyvI9)

414 This line of shit was presented by:

A pack of entitled thieves that get away with fondling and shoving women and children on camera.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (VYjdj)

415 Kavanaugh and Trump tried to remove a female Secret Service agent's uniform after a pool party.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (+MrFO)

416 368 The Lindbergh baby was in the trunk!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 04:01 PM (guGkK)

--------

Being pissed on by Russian hookers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (2dci9)

417 Jussie Smollett's Bleach Friends
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 03:53 PM (IXpV7)

LOL!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (0ixKl)

Yep. Nicely done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (nByzo)

418 Once the noble Secret Service Agent returned Trump to the White House, Trump immediately tried to escape again, hopping on a nearby Motorcycle and speeding towards the gate. Brave Secret Service Agents closed the gate and prevented him from escaping, at which point he pulled out his phone, called "Buffalo Shaman" on his contact list, and said, "It's me. Begin the insurrection."

Then he picked up a glass of water with both hands, took a sip, and said, "Soon".

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (51lwu)

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

419 362 @TheRickWilson - 52m

So the last gasp is commenting on a mentally retarded shitshow presided over by corrupt, venal sociopaths with low IQ's. In the old days, long forgotten has-beens traveled as carnies to tell their tales. Has Steve "My Personal Truth" Schmitt weighed in between acts of pedophilia?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (nMx88)

420 The wheels on the bus are rolling over the fat lady while she's trying to sing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (guGkK)

421 Why does ace only slum with us in the comments lately when we're talking about faggy Top Gun?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (qEenM)

422 The Beast driver is separated from the passengers for security

That's how hard he lunged. He burst right through the barrier separating the compartments, like a enraged orange Gojira.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (ppBhU)

423 Are we going to get Mark Meadows trestimony on the status of this girls Head Game?

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (Qk3Uj)

424 Ace you have to go read cuck pundits take on this on Hot air. It reads like his personal BDSM fantasy of what trump acts like behind closed doors

Posted by: AllahPundit at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (Vht8r)

425 So have we established who Cassidy was banging in the government then and who she's banging now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (XvPQV)

426 Cassidy also heard Trump ordered the Capitol be nuked but brave Deep Staters refused to give him the nuclear football. It was a close call that terrible day.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

427 Yep, in a real hearing this kind of testimony is known as inadmissible hearsay.

yes but it's a hearsay exception if it concerns the Bad Orange Man. It's right there in the FRCP

Posted by: brak at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (j5Tg0)

428 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (lOrBg)

Who was F'ing her? Trump or Meadows?. Because I thought that the general consensus here was that Meadows is gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (FZ2cV)

429 I'd hit it like a piece of warmed up liver.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (MkYsY)

430 That's how hard he lunged. He burst right through the barrier separating the compartments, like a enraged orange Gojira.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (ppBhU)
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He got that from watching the Gojira channel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (krQz2)

431 421 Why does ace only slum with us in the comments lately when we're talking about faggy Top Gun?
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:06 PM (qEenM)

The heart wants what it wants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (XvPQV)

432
I think Allahpundit is dating Matt Drudge, so his info is SOLID.

Posted by: Portlandon at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (+oR7L)

433 I always thought Trump Derangement Syndrome was a half-serious jibe at Never-Trumpers and their ilk. Limited as my formal instruction in Psychology has been, I am now certain it is really a psychological malady. Folks with TDS will believe anything negative about Trump, regardless of how far-fetched, from any source, no matter how patently unqualified.

Posted by: introverted ELephocentric Hypochondriac at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (rw/ga)

434 You know how people always say we live in clown world?
Well, we live in clown world.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (DcKNO)

435 The fat lasy is closing in on singing walls.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (lOrBg)

436
Oh my God, Trump actually had THREE SCOOPS!!!

Three! Not two!!!

Can't they arrest him for perjury?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (5NkmN)

437 @419: "So the last gasp is commenting on ..."

It took me a second, but I first thought your comment was Rick's tweet, and it felt like a mirror house inversion; head explosiony.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (4NlP1)

438 It's the top story on the local rag with the emphasis that Trump knew people were armed in the crowd.. Hint, hint.. An overthrow of the Gov. Wait.. trump was the head of the Gov. on Jan. 6th

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (bs+z0)

439 435 The fat lasy is closing in on singing walls.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (lOrBg)

=======

She's Scottish?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

440 Trump put one of his pubic hairs on Nancy Pelosi's can of Fresca when she wasn't looking,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (+MrFO)

441 Who was F'ing her? Trump or Meadows?. Because I thought that the general consensus here was that Meadows is gay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (FZ2cV)

I meant Meadows. Is he teh ghey? I had no idea. She was fucking someone to get a job like that at 23.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (lOrBg)

442 Trump was the real Unabomber!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)

Trump once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (nByzo)

443 I've seen flashes of Trump's volatile temper on the WWF network. Fortunately, there were no folding chairs within his grasp.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (0ocXn)

444 I don't have TV
serious Q:

is this witness really testifying about something she was told by a 3rd party?

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (geLO8)

445
Trump left food dripping on the White House walls?

You should of seen what Bill Clinton left dripping on those walls.

Posted by: Portlandon at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (+oR7L)

446 Surveille

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (HyvI9)

447 Hearsay is solid evidence, people!!

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (QrC69)

448 Cassidy also heard Trump ordered the Capitol be nuked but brave Deep Staters refused to give him the nuclear football. It was a close call that terrible day.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2022 04:07 PM (MxEKc)
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The secret service wrestled Trump away when he wanted to ride the nuke down!

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (krQz2)

449 @432: "I think Allahpundit is dating Matt Drudge, so his info is SOLID."

Drudge has been four red main headlines for the last few hours.

Trump's gravitational pull remains phenomenal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (4NlP1)

450 444 I don't have TV
serious Q:

is this witness really testifying about something she was told by a 3rd party?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (geLO

If by third party, you mean Adam Schiff, then yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (C35Jn)

451 I meant Meadows. Is he teh ghey? I had no idea. She was fucking someone to get a job like that at 23.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM

I know I did.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (+oR7L)

452 The folding chairs were thankful for not having to support Trump's 250 pounds of lard.

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (qdRGj)

453 is this witness really testifying about something she was told by a 3rd party?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (geLO

My friend heard that she was.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (lOrBg)

454 "In fairness, there are not many good lines from ferris buellrs day off
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 28, 2022 04:03 PM (qExcO)"

Drugs.

Posted by: Tar Bae at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (hbrUW)

455 Hearsay is solid evidence, people!!

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (QrC69)
---
It's got a time-honored tradition in various courts!

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (krQz2)

456 Trump should have blanket pardoned all non-violent protesters on Jan. 19.

Impeachment would have left less a scar on him than the rotting J6 prisoners in the gulag.

Posted by: Valiant at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (cy2xC)

457 The garage pull hanging from Trump's personal p@ssy grab and Diet Coke rest lounge door nob still gives me nightmares.

Posted by: This is Ketchup Kountry at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (W7Wi6)

458 can of Fresca when she wasn't looking,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Don't you mean bottle of vodka?

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (t3/qz)

459 In Vice, they showed Cheney forcefully being moved by SS agents in 9/11 even though he didnt want to go with them. Who knows how true that is, but I don’t recall anyone disputing that scene.

Then you replace every one of them. Tell them to stay home. That damn day.

Or - you do what apparently Trump and everyone else did - and just accept that you work for the bureaucracy. Because at the point where you accept the Secret Service moving you against your will ? Guess what ? You are no longer in charge. Of anything.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (Jtj4f)

460 Breaking: Trump ordered a code red!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (lOrBg)

461 Trump was the real Unabomber!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)

Trump once bit my sister.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 04:09 PM (nByzo)
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ONCE!

Posted by: Danny Vermin at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (krQz2)

462 Everyone put your pants on.

Sean Davis and David Reaboi tweeting this thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Do I have to button them? I just ate a chicken sandwich on a French roll with Donettes for dessert.
Posted by: wth

Oh, now I want some Donettes.
Posted by: m

OK! Who brought the Donettes and didn't bring enough for everyone???
Dammit. Now I want some too!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (05ST2)

463
Who ordered the code red on Santiago, Ms. Cassidy?

Posted by: portlandon at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (+oR7L)

464 >>Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.

you forget that they are drunken idiots.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (aojbU)

465 Breaking: Trump ordered a code red!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (lOrBg)
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NOT HIS USUAL DIET COKE!!!!

HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU MAGATS GOING TO TAKE OF THIS!!

Posted by: NPC 303926 at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (krQz2)

466 Breaking: Trump ordered a code red!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen

It was a Code Red Mountain Dew.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (t3/qz)

467 Breaking: Trump ordered a code red!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen

It was a Code Red Mountain Dew.
Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (t3/qz)

He then let go a brown note.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (AiZBA)

468 likely forced air induction (either turbocharged or supercharged),

Golden Scalp turbo Weasel.
The best boost pressure.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (FhXTo)

469 can of Fresca when she wasn't looking,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Don't you mean bottle of vodka?
Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (t3/qz

Her version of The Greyhound.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (+MrFO)

470 Breaking: Trump ordered a code red!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (lOrBg)

Worse!

He ordered a Big Red to go with his Taco Bowl!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (5NkmN)

471 This Kangaroo Court is worse than Stalin's courts

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (2JoB8)

472 The Donald speaks:

@realDonaldTrump - 56m

I hardly know who this person, Cassidy Hutchinson, is, other than I heard very negative things about her (a total phony and "leaker"), and when she requested to go with certain others of the team to Florida after my having served a full term in office, I personally turned her request down. Why did she want to go with us if she felt we were so terrible? I understand that she was very upset and angry that I didn't want her to go, or be a member of the team. She is bad news!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

473 Gawd I hope somebody hacks this bitch's phone and releases her nude selfies on the internet.

You know she's a freak right?

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (zPYfQ)

474 Amber Heard called and said this Miss Cassidy chick is a fine actress.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (XnFn5)

475 Time to eat a bologna sandwich.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (d/n5K)

476 That's when President Trump kicked Adam Kinzinger between the legs, and yelled, "You're less of a man than she is, you worthless cuck!" He then turned to his Staff and yelled, "Where's Lewandowski? I need him to do a job on Adam Schiff!"

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (uWF4x)

477 5 They are going to bring charges. I didn't think they would but there's no way they don't try now

Posted by: BillBixby at June 28, 2022 03:31 PM (AdSYY)

Slow Joe and his son and wife combined should have enough functioning brain cells to realize that if Trump is arrested and perp-walked on a BS incitement to riot charge, in 2025 either Trump or DeSantis will make it a top priority to get Joe and Hunter arrested and perp-walked, and imprisoned on real charges, of bribery and a whole lot more.

In 30 months expect Joe to be the first President to pardon himself and his entire family as a preventive measure. That won't stop the humiliation of a damning report by a Special Counsel, though.

Posted by: Here we go! at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (AMIL/)

478 Trump goes to the supermarket just to squeeze the chicken breasts!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (guGkK)

479 I once wanted to buy tan in a can but that bastard Trump had bought it all.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (VdGjU)

480 Or - you do what apparently Trump and everyone else did - and just accept that you work for the bureaucracy. Because at the point where you accept the Secret Service moving you against your will ? Guess what ? You are no longer in charge. Of anything.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:11 PM (Jtj4f)

That was JFK's attitude when he refused the bulletproof bubble on his convertible in Dallas. That day is why this "never again" policy exists in the Secret Service.

Posted by: Stan at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (CQ3Qb)

481 I heard from a friend’s cousin’s best friend’s sister in law that Cassidy loves surprise anal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (lOrBg)

482 I'm guessing a lot of this has to do with Trump's SC picks crushing Roe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (C35Jn)

483 It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. The maid screamed.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (uWF4x)

484
J6 = Hindenberg of committees. Hot gas, just ready to ignite.

Posted by: portlandon at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (+oR7L)

485 Trump should have blanket pardoned all non-violent protesters on Jan. 19.

Impeachment would have left less a scar on him than the rotting J6 prisoners in the gulag.
Posted by: Valiant at June 28, 2022 04:10 PM (cy2xC)
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I'm not saying I believe it, I'm not saying I know whether to believe it, but there was some speculation that the swamp had threatened his family.

Personally, Lenvetriy Garland is out there ceasing property before showing warrants, so I don't put anything past the DC-ists.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (krQz2)

486 Boffo is back from his shift at the truck stop!

Posted by: Pedo the Clown/leftist at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (VYjdj)

487 WaPo Reliable Source, E. Heil, 4/9/15, A new book about the White House residential staff includes long-circulating tales of flying objects.

"That 'Hillary Clinton threw a lamp/book/Bible' story has been circulating for ages."
-----------------
the dailybeast - WHOOPS - Updated 4/11/17, 4:00 pm ET Report: Secret Service Agents Probed Over Photos of Trump's Sleeping Grandson

Posted by: Lola at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (NIYa7)

488 The world is clearly run by middle school mean girls with borderline personality disorder. I only comment to note the ridiculous stupidity of it all.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (fj2YZ)

489 I swear if Ace ran a thread about things Trump allegedly did I'm sure the J6 would quite us then call us as a witness.

It would be hilarious to hear them swear in Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (t3/qz)

490 This is fan fiction.

This is the stuff 13yo girls do to impress other 13yo girls. They make up shit and Mary Jane themselves into the picture.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (aojbU)

491 Well she named two secret service agents. So will they corroborate the stories? Also, has Meadows released anything?

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (GcxM3)

492
Actually, Trump is Yuri and Kayser Soze.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

493 Cheney knows her re-election in Wyoming is toast and she has to be participating in this ridiculous charade as the price paid for her next consultant job in DC.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (HyvI9)

494 483 It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. The maid screamed.
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (uWF4x

The scary orange man sprang from the back seat and grabbed the wheel!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (C35Jn)

495 'Lawsamercy, Miz Cheny.! I wuz so skeert of Mars Trump I near peed in my draws!'
-'I know. He has the same effect on all of us.'
L Chenay

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (0OP+5)

496 Pencil Neck should be held accountable for his lying.
I know, I know.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (VdGjU)

497 I don’t even wait. When you’re a President, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the steering wheel. You can do anything.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (tYDHt)

498 >>>hy does ace only slum with us in the comments lately when we're talking about faggy Top Gun?

i've been tired and behind on work every day, so most of the time i'm looking for posts or writing them, and can't be in the comments.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

499 Trump goes to the supermarket just to squeeze the chicken breasts!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (guGkK)
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He goes to the pet store just to grab the pussies!

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (krQz2)

500 She "heard" all of this from Mr. Schiff, while he was paying her to do unspeakable things to Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (LOVUx)

501 PoliJunkie20: "He physically assaulted a secret service agent. That seems pretty straightforward."

And then he called his Soviet prostitutes and told them to "prepare their bladders. The SS was getting uppity and needed cooling."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (aXxgO)

502 So what NGO will Cassidy show up up in a few weeks with a high paying do-nothing job?

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (MxEKc)

503 Charges are coming. It's all BS of course, hence the reason why the White House Limo driver and other folks that were actually in the car AREN'T being called to "testify".

Posted by: Esperman at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (AqwWg)

504 It is almost comical how lefties always get the details wrong.

Remember the census worker that killed himself years ago and carved FED into himself to make it look like he was murdered (he was a part time census worker)?

And he carved it in mirror image because...libtard.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

505 That was JFK's attitude when he refused the bulletproof bubble on his convertible in Dallas. That day is why this "never again" policy exists in the Secret Service.

Then - if true - defund the Secret Service. They have a boss. If they don't believe they have a boss ? Eliminate their agency.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (Jtj4f)

506 498 i've been tired and behind on work every day, so most of the time i'm looking for posts or writing them, and can't be in the comments.
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

========

I wrote some things a few weeks ago, but they got ignored. I'll write more if you need content.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

507
you forget that they are drunken idiots.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 28, 2022 04:12 PM (aojbU)

Who push small Hispanic children around.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (XnFn5)

508 This Kangaroo Court is worse than Stalin's courts
Posted by: Skip

Da. We had a higher success rate.

Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (VYjdj)

509
You know how you know this is bullshit?

Because if Trump was anything like these people say, this little dimbulb and her scriptwriters would know this stunt was liable to end with a Mozambique drill on a lonely stretch of desert highway.

Notice how you don't see this sort of thing happening to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (IXpV7)

510 This is the stuff 13yo girls do to impress other 13yo girls. They make up shit and Mary Jane themselves into the picture.

You don't say?

Posted by: Giles Corey at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

511 @485: "I'm not saying I believe it, I'm not saying I know whether to believe it, but there was some speculation that the swamp had threatened his family."

Or, slightly less conspiratorially, Trump was assured that he would be impeached -- and convicted -- during Biden's administration for abuse of pardon powers and barred from future office.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (4NlP1)

512 And then he called his Soviet prostitutes and told them to "prepare their bladders. The SS was getting uppity and needed cooling."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Dot costs extra.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (VYjdj)

513 've been tired and behind on work every day, so most of the time i'm looking for posts or writing them, and can't be in the comments.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

Well now you made me feel bad. I was having fun there and then you just grabbed my steering wheel and ruined everything.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (NIJCu)

514 @realDonaldTrump - 56m

I hardly know who this person, Cassidy Hutchinson, is, other than I heard very negative things about her (a total phony and "leaker"), and when she requested to go with certain others of the team to Florida after my having served a full term in office, I personally turned her request down. Why did she want to go with us if she felt we were so terrible? I understand that she was very upset and angry that I didn't want her to go, or be a member of the team. She is bad news!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Actually, that's a pretty weak response.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

515 The left has a love-affair with the idea of level-headed government employees ignoring the directions of President Trump and, instead, doing the "responsible" thing.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (81vU3)

516 'So compelling': Fox News host Brett Baier reacts to 'stunning' Jan. 6 hearing

https://tinyurl.com/bdc6kp4w

WARNING: link to msn dot com

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

517 Yes, it is my duly sworn testimony that Mr. Trump did, in fact, squeeze the Charmin.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (nByzo)

518 I rate this witness's evidence as TRUE

Posted by: Igor "Iggy" Danchenko at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (thbCK)

519 483 It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. The maid screamed.
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:15 PM (uWF4x)

And then the murders began.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (LOVUx)

520 The Rick is a dick.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (VdGjU)

521 It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. The maid screamed.
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson

A junior aide cockgobbled.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 04:19 PM (05ST2)

522 This is the stuff 13yo girls do to impress other 13yo girls. They make up shit and Mary Jane themselves into the picture.

You don't say?
Posted by: Giles Corey at June 28, 2022 04:17 PM

Made quite the impression on you, did they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (RkC6l)

523 299 Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2022 03:56 PM (UuD2k)

1) they truly think we're that stupid
or
2) They know it's BS and the thrill is in getting away with it

Can't embrace the power of 'and' because where's the fun in fooling stupid people?

Posted by: sal at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (y40tE)

524 Don't forget that Two Scoops Donnie wanted also...Two Scoops of ice cream with all his stuff.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

525 So compelling': Fox News host Brett Baier reacts to 'stunning'
==

BITCH PLEEZ that is what you said about ME!!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (UGsV2)

526 The Rick is a dick.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Yes. Yes. I. Am.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (05ST2)

527 Meadows was a very poor choice for COS IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (MkYsY)

528 what are the chances that any of this is even remotely true?

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (geLO8)

529 Stunning. Just stunning testimony today.

Our democracy was never closer to being destroyed than when Donald Trump tried to drive the limo.

Scary stuff.

Posted by: Brett Bair at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (C35Jn)

530 "This Cassidy gal is a twat but she's OUR twat" overhead Schiff talking to Pelosi.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (t3/qz)

531 Oh... "compelling" is the Word of the Day, then?

With blasey Ford it was "credible". I guess they needed a different word.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (NIJCu)

532 Yes, it is my duly sworn testimony that Mr. Trump did, in fact, squeeze the Charmin.
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson

Was this before, after or during the time when he put de lime in de coconut?

Posted by: dim star chamber at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (VYjdj)

533 Or, slightly less conspiratorially, Trump was assured that he would be impeached -- and convicted -- during Biden's administration for abuse of pardon powers and barred from future office.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (4NlP1)
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I've given up trying to suppress my belief in conspiracies.

Alpha bank and Kevin Clinesmith's bullshit, brought full into the light has destroyed my skepticism about conspiracies.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (krQz2)

534 what are the chances that any of this is even remotely true?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM

On a scale of zero to zero?

Zero.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (RkC6l)

535 behind on work every day

I know, right?

Posted by: Dr. Colonoscopy at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (7E6k1)

536 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Actually, that's a pretty weak response.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:18 PM (G0vdT)
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Is that his twitter account? I thought he was off twitter or does Truth Social do it the same way?

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

537 Actually, that's a pretty weak response.

Yeah. I hardly know her - except for all this shit I know about her - and I personally made sure she didn't get the job.

He never misses a chance to talk when he should just shut up.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (Jtj4f)

538 >> Stunning. Just stunning testimony today.

And brave. So brave.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (Qk3Uj)

539 've been tired and behind on work every day, so most of the time i'm looking for posts or writing them, and can't be in the comments.

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2022 04:16 PM (B3oWe)

Well now you made me feel bad. I was having fun there and then you just grabbed my steering wheel and ruined everything.
Posted by: ...

OMG! Ace is really Trump!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (05ST2)

540 This is it? This is the damning testimony that warranted a special session of the kangaroo hearings?

Ok, commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 04:22 PM (bW8dp)

541
what are the chances that any of this is even remotely true?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (geLO

What are the chances that Publishers Clearinghouse will send a nude Karen Gillan to present me with a giant coupon for a free dragon?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:22 PM (IXpV7)

542 Oh boy.

@January6thCommittee - 43m

Today's testimony makes clear that Trump wanted to go to the Capitol with the armed mob, despite warnings not to do so from his advisors.

When the Secret Service ruled out the possibility, the former President erupted in anger in the Suburban he was riding in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

543 Gentlemen, this is junta manifest: "This is the stuff 13yo girls do to impress other 13yo girls. They make up shit and Mary Jane themselves into the picture."

Twenty-Five Year Old Chippie: "This is Salem, right? Did I get the address right? This is the court you told me to go to, right? 'Cause this trial is lit!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 28, 2022 04:22 PM (aXxgO)

544 I also heard that Trump was playing with the nuclear football and said, "What's this button do?"

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (fNk/Q)

545 He never misses a chance to talk when he should just shut up.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (Jtj4f)

Irony, like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

546
Is that his twitter account? I thought he was off twitter or does Truth Social do it the same way?

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

From Truth Social.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

547 I was listening to this on FOX on the way home, Brett Baier sounded like he was pulling a Toobin under his desk as he was breathlessly reporting on this bullsh*t.

It's also becoming apparent that the DOJ/Junta is going to indict Trump after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (tUr2j)

548 We can confirm, we're just getting this in...

Donald Trump did not have a valid drivers license in the District of Columbia when this event occurred.

Would that be a felony? It certainly sounds impeachable to me.

Posted by: Brett Bair at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (C35Jn)

549 Our democracy was never closer to being destroyed than when Donald Trump tried to drive the limo.

Scary stuff.
Posted by: Brett Bair at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (C35Jn)
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Worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Carl Bernstein and his Traveling Worse Than Watergate Show at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (krQz2)

550 Why does Trump surround himself with so many terrible people?

Do I think her stories are credible? No, especially the limo one. But why is this a pattern of Trump where everyone he ever comes into contact with is willing to stab him at every opportunity? Even his own fucking kids seem to want to sell him down the river.

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (PwNLq)

551 BTW I was kidding, ace.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (NIJCu)

552 Trump's penchant for staffing his administration like he's a producer on mid-budget movie set strikes once again.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (dYe5S)

553 DONALD TRUMP IS HOARDING ALL THE TAMPAX!

WHY AM I SCREAMING? I DON'T EVEN GET A PERIOD ANYMORE!!

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (t3/qz)

554 Today's testimony makes clear that Trump wanted to go to the Capitol with the armed mob, despite warnings not to do so from his advisors.

When the Secret Service ruled out the possibility, the former President erupted in anger in the Suburban he was riding in.
==
And your point would be....?

KAVANAUGH RUBBED HIS ERECTION ON ME!!!!! IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE>>>> FOR LIFE!!!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (2je/G)

555 Trump should organize his own January 6 "Hearings" to take place in Mar-a-Lago and invite us all down to testify to some the crazy stories we've heard about that day.

Personally, someone told me Lindsay Graham was encouraging the cops to shoot at people because he resented being caught with his pants down while tutoring a young intern on his duties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (y/YiV)

556 And then I looked, from the doorway into the White House bedroom and saw, *starts to cry* the Mattress Tags in piece on the floor! It was horrible!

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

557 Then President Trump lunged into the break room and yelled, "Where's Melania? I've got a stiffy!"

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (uWF4x)

558 I called BS before I saw the beast graphic. Plus Trump doesn't lunge, he strides.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (8GBH4)

559 What's a chippie, precisely.?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (VdGjU)

560 I can envision Turtle watching this show trial and nodding his wrinkled turtle head up and down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (MkYsY)

561 It's also becoming apparent that the DOJ/Junta is going to indict Trump after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (tUr2j)

I'm afraid you're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

562 Is Cassidy Hutchinson related to Asa Hutchinson?

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (6znwQ)

563 After what Trump did to CNN I'm sure this intrepid corespondent could find a position within their ranks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (0ocXn)

564 Lies, done over a long period of time, are like that old chess board problem where one grain of rice is placed on the first square and then the number doubles, 2,4,8,16, etc. on each square. The left is now at around square 32 and the number of lies soon will exceed even their tremendous abilities.

Posted by: geoffb at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (r//c2)

565
What's a chippie, precisely.

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A young, pretty hooker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (IXpV7)

566 "Honestly, with all the money and power these people have, you'd think they could come up with a better frame job.
Posted by: sniffybigto"

The propaganda outlet are dutifully reporting it as 100% truth to millions of lemming who are dutifully absorbing the lie and it will now become part of the official narrative and be pulled out for future reference whenever necessary by the MSM . Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (MxEKc)

567 551 BTW I was kidding, ace.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (NIJCu)

Suck up.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (LOVUx)

568 Oh, now I want some Donettes.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2022 04:04 PM (0ixKl)

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The Donettes sounds like Trump's female backup singers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (2dci9)

569 You know they've got a Maggie Simpson like toy wheel in the back for Brandon. Complete with horn. The phone has Brmm, brmm noise dampers.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

570 I think she's hot!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (BhcuG)

571 I saw Trump throw down a gum wrapper on the pavement. He doesn't chew gum. He just snatched it from an aid, and said "I'll show you want you do with these" and threw it right down on the ground.

Litterer.

Posted by: Carl Bernstein and his Traveling Worse Than Watergate Show at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (krQz2)

572 Trump's penchant for staffing his administration like he's a producer on mid-budget movie set strikes once again.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (dYe5S)
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Are you saying he's the Tommy Wiseau of Presidential staffing.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

573 Do I think her stories are credible? No, especially the limo one. But why is this a pattern of Trump where everyone he ever comes into contact with is willing to stab him at every opportunity? Even his own fucking kids seem to want to sell him down the river.
Posted by: Blago

For the same reason people remained quiet when the NKVD knocked next door. Or when people are marched off. Or put into a room with people allowed to lie to you, but lying to them is a federal crime.

Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (VYjdj)

574 Does anyone actually believe that Trump would waste a plate of good food (probably a deluxe cheeseburger) by throwing it against the wall?

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (oiNtH)

575 Heh heh heh I see mulvaney realizing ground changing. Knives gonna come out for the fatboy

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (qdRGj)

576 I’m an unrepentant optimist but Trump will be charged and tried. If he can’t get a change of venue he’ll likely be imprisoned.

Posted by: Squid at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (MDQt4)

577 It's also becoming apparent that the DOJ/Junta is going to indict Trump after the mid-terms.

What else was the end-game going to be, once they stole an election and Trump sat for two weeks watching them do it ?

He'll settle for a public pledge that he won't run in 2024. And the GOP will add legitimacy by posing for the picture. Even when it costs them the White House in '24. Watch.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (Jtj4f)

578 I also saw Mr. Trump running through the West Wing with a pair of scissors!

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (fNk/Q)

579 Did you come up with this description, Ace , of "explosive testimony " or that was Prada media using it,? because in regards to Trump they use it so often it sounds like the testimony is having some intestinal disorder. Explosive testimony. Explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (9IAN0)

580 What's a chippie, precisely.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:24 PM (VdGjU)
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a cheap chickie

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (y/YiV)

581 Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (PwNLq)

I dunno man. Kinda hard to oversee the assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the janitor and who they hire.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (iT06B)

582 Hmm, there's video of Trump leaving the 1/6 rally in a Suburban, not The Beast.

https://bit.ly/3nou09T

Maybe Trump did lunge for the steering wheel?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (eyxn4)

583 As President Trump walked out of the Oval Office, he turned to Mike Pence and said, "Hope Hicks has a tremendous rack!"

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (uWF4x)

584 Trump's penchant for staffing his administration like he's a producer on mid-budget movie set strikes once again.
Posted by: Match Checksout

As opposed to the Biden White House, also known as "Mensa on the Potomac"

Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (VYjdj)

585 Anyone should know even a normal limo any passage can't reach the fkin steering wheel

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (2JoB8)

586 Is this job-digger chick the new sandra flock?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (8GBH4)

587 It seem MiniTrue works fast, Miss Cassidy already has a Wikipedia page...

Posted by: i am the Shadout Mapes, who is traumatized and triggered by all the lunging at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

588 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (LOVUx)

Sometimes you get ace on the wrong day.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (vv4zI)

589 Have I told you about the french toast and maple syrup?

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:27 PM (y/YiV)

590 Is there another side to the "hearing?" When do the Cuomos reappear?? You know they will, regardless of what evil they've said and done.

Fox News (and others) 6/3/20:
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo raised eyebrows on Tuesday night when he suggested that the George Floyd protestors don't have to be "polite and peaceful."
Cuomo blasted those who believe the national "problem" is the riots that have been taken place following the death of George Floyd and not the police brutality that prompted the nationwide protests.
"Now too many see the protests as the problem. No, the problem is what forced your fellow citizens to take to the streets: persistent, poisonous inequities and injustice," Cuomo told his viewers. "And please, show me where it says protesters are supposed to be polite and peaceful. Because I can show you that outraged citizens are what made the country what she is and lead to any major milestone. To be honest, this is not a tranquil time."

Posted by: Lola at June 28, 2022 04:28 PM (NIYa7)

591 I think she's hot!
Posted by: David Hogg

Dude, you're gay. You can stop pretending. It's not 1950 anymore.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 04:28 PM (eyxn4)

592 This was always about bribing charges against Trump to avoid him running in 2024.

What should be investigated is the use of the federal government to try and circumvent the election process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 04:28 PM (C35Jn)

593 So I was working the window at Jack In the Box, doing research for my book, when a rather large man pulled up in a pink Cadillac convertible and asked if we had barbecue. I told him no and he drove away.

It was only then that I realized that man was none other than Elvis Aaron Presley.

Yeah, I've seen shit, man.

Posted by: Cassidy "Chippie" Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:28 PM (sWM8x)

594 They are spinning so many yarns
with so many loose threads

Posted by: kactus at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (GQHcT)

595 It's also becoming apparent that the DOJ/Junta is going to indict Trump after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2022 04:23 PM (tUr2j)
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That's long been my #1 intuition on this. Trump's going to do time. For whatever they can find and "trump" up.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (krQz2)

596
For the same reason people remained quiet when the NKVD knocked next door. Or when people are marched off. Or put into a room with people allowed to lie to you, but lying to them is a federal crime.
Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria at June 28, 2022 04:26 PM (VYjdj)

Yeah, I'm sure some of it is intimidation. G-d knows they weren't shy about that with many people in Trump's administration.

But with this girl, or Blasey Ford, or that whacko from the department store, or John Bolton? I doubt it. You just trawl around the admin for some scumbag with an 80 IQ and a shopping habit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (IXpV7)

597 565
What's a chippie, precisely.

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A young, pretty hooker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM (IXpV7)

Huh? (SFW and on topic)

https://tinyurl.com/ybjas2e6

Posted by: Here we go! at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (AMIL/)

598 You lifted the lid Ace, and these lazy deformed journalist liken to albino cockroaches scurrying from the sewer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (9vAWw)

599 I also saw Trump drink a bottle of Nyquil and then try to operate heavy machinery!

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:30 PM (fNk/Q)

600 Yeah. I hardly know her - except for all this shit I know about her - and I personally made sure she didn't get the job.

He never misses a chance to talk when he should just shut up.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:21 PM (Jtj4f)

How's this for conspiracy: They know this is bullship, but they brought her in because she was a Trump Admin f**khole. Perhaps even Trump's f**khole, and this was just their way of letting him/them know they found her.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2022 04:30 PM (XnFn5)

601 Congressional testimony worthy of mean girls on Princess phones.

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 28, 2022 04:30 PM (glGDV)

602 I once wanted to buy tan in a can but that bastard Trump had bought it all.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:14 PM (VdGjU)
........

Not true. Brett Baier apparently got a good portion of it.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

603 This Urban Dictionary definition of chippie is in line with my mental model of the word:

Cheap, common, sexually promiscuous girl, wearing way too much makeup and shiny cheap jewelry, usually underage or close to it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (eyxn4)

604 in the meantime ..

https://tinyurl.com/3dzsxfvc

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (8GBH4)

605 Someone needs to cue the Pitch Guy for his take on the latest J6 episode of "All My Interns."

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (5iUNf)

606 Then President Trump lunged into the break room and yelled, "Where's Melania? I've got a stiffy!"
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022

***
Now that one I might . . .

Nah. As rough-hewn as he sometimes is, Trump has more class than that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (txdEq)

607 I'm sure someone like Cassidy Hutchinson would never abuse Red Flag laws...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is traumatized and triggered by all the lunging at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

608 Trump Admin f**khole. Perhaps even Trump's f**khole,
==
No way.

Don jr. Maybe.

Posted by: if they had Trump's squeeze the video would already be on pay per view at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (2je/G)

609 Well, this seems sane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (08ncd)

610 Charges are coming. It's all BS of course, hence the reason why the White House Limo driver and other folks that were actually in the car AREN'T being called to "testify".
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They've all died in unfortunate accidents.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (yikp0)

611 Donald Trump: The Harold Hecuba of Presidents

He selfishly abandoned those castaways to their fate.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (0ocXn)

612 Huh? (SFW and on topic)

Posted by: Here we go! at June 28, 2022 04:29 PM (AMIL/)

You must be new here.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (nByzo)

613 So, in other news, the California Attorney General published the names and addresses of every concealed carry license holder in the state today.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (y/YiV)

614 Not true. Brett Baier apparently got a good portion of it.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

So's THAT'S why we can't get any!

Posted by: Jeff Flake and Charlie Crist at June 28, 2022 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

615 Trump's response seems weak because he's trying not to be totally "mean" while being dismissive.
He should have taken a page out of Hillary's book and just laughed.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:33 PM (mR6Gs)

616 Cassidy seems like the type who wants to be in the cool crowd. Pretends she likes to swallow, but panics and gets her eyes glued shut

Posted by: Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse at June 28, 2022 04:33 PM (uN6X9)

617 Local news has been wall to wall abortion for the past few days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 04:33 PM (08ncd)

618 For the same reason people remained quiet when the NKVD knocked next door. Or when people are marched off. Or put into a room with people allowed to lie to you, but lying to them is a federal crime.
Posted by: zombie Lavrenty Beria
____

C'mon, if she kept her mouth shut, nothing would have ever happened to her.

Why is it Nixon could inspire someone like G Gordan Liddy to do hard time to protect him but EVERY SINGLE PERSON that's ever been around Trump does their damndest to take him out.

He can't even inspire fear, much less loyalty

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (PwNLq)

619 BBC soap operas often feature chipping.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (VdGjU)

620 After the Hutchinson testimony the Jan 6 committee went live to Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (y/YiV)

621 Ya know, when you're the President, they let you grab 'em by the wheel..

Posted by: DJT at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (D6lWx)

622 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (MkYsY)

623 Well Cassidy DID get a truck full of dead Mexican migrants off the front page.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)

624 Caught a quick look at Brett Bair interviewing some candidate from AZ last night. She absolutely dominated him and refuted everything he said. Practically and effectively demonstrated he and Fox were just hacks. It was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2022 04:35 PM (CzRZX)

625 He can't even inspire fear, much less loyalty

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (PwNLq)

Yeah, Trump's fault.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:35 PM (nByzo)

626 How's this for conspiracy: They know this is bullship, but they brought her in because she was a Trump Admin f**khole. Perhaps even Trump's f**khole, and this was just their way of letting him/them know they found her.

Possible. But really, if so, its too smart by half. All you have to do is play on Trumps vanity - either to bait him or stay close to him.

And you can do it, without fear, because Trump can't focus for more than about thirty minutes. He couldn't get his personal shit together for two weeks, while an election was taken from him in broad daylight.

I can only imagine how much every single person in DC hated him, and hated us for picking him. And THAT - if you'll just think about it - is why we are at this point.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:35 PM (Jtj4f)

627 Which part was the trying?

The part where he traveled to someone's house with the intent and equipment to kill him? How is this puzzling to you??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 04:35 PM (llsW/)

628 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.
==
You. Have. No. Idea.

Posted by: Mrs. Baier at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (2je/G)

629 C'mon, if she kept her mouth shut, nothing would have ever happened to her.

Why is it Nixon could inspire someone like G Gordan Liddy to do hard time to protect him but EVERY SINGLE PERSON that's ever been around Trump does their damndest to take him out.

He can't even inspire fear, much less loyalty
Posted by: Blago

Cause the deep state got deeper? It's Hollywood for ugly people. And Trump doesn't have a body count, Hillary does.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (VYjdj)

630 Bitch should go to jail for this testimony. Period.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (FdFim)

631 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (MkYsY)

A combination of hair spray, Twinkies, and sadness.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (DRSnL)

632 The fuck is wrong with you guys?!?... I believe her

Posted by: Lt Col Bearclaw Vindman at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (flINI)

633 Cmon, be loyal to the big orange babyman throwing ketchup on the walls! Yeah tough one

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (qdRGj)

634
Why is it Nixon could inspire someone like G Gordan Liddy to do hard time to protect him but EVERY SINGLE PERSON that's ever been around Trump does their damndest to take him out.

He can't even inspire fear, much less loyalty
Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (PwNLq)

They were all plants.

Besides Nixon was a politician for decades--including VP--and he had a hard core group of dedicated aides he could count on and trust.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

635 We are not a serious country. Better brush up on you Chinese.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (UuD2k)

636 "And then Trump pulled back a curtain in the WH Blue Room, and there was the complete moon set that Apollo 11 used...at least that's what the assistant maid told the gardener who told me later after a few jello shots" - Cassidy Hutchinson, Intern to the Stars

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2022 04:37 PM (5iUNf)

637 Last minute witness will be Biden himself claiming that Trump somehow caused Biden to crap his drawers during his meeting with the Pope, because MAGA insurrection powers, man, and because... because... Trunalimunumaprzure!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 28, 2022 04:37 PM (nRMeC)

638 LOL - I hope you all invested the $.16 that you saved last 4th of July wisely.

https://tinyurl.com/29vxsut2

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 04:37 PM (VJsqe)

639 Walls and wheels. It's always walls and wheels.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (vv4zI)

640 He can't even inspire fear, much less loyalty

Times were very different back then. No matter who was elected or what they thought of that person, people obeyed their boss. Even Reagan could get the bureaucracy to do what he told them to do. Its not like that any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (llsW/)

641 What's a chippie, precisely.

----
A young, pretty hooker.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:25 PM

VFA-195, had the radio call sing "Chippy" because of all of the time we spent in the Philippines. Hot and cold running hookers there back in the day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (bVYXr)

642 All this from the regime that has a fake WH office set.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (VYjdj)

643 Hearsay!

It's what's for dinner!

Posted by: The Democrats! at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (I2/tG)

644 Walls and wheels. It's always walls and wheels.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (vv4zI)

when it's not nooses.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

645 622 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM

Funny that you mention that; I've often thought that he might smell a little like sour milk or jock sweat, but I have no idea why.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (rbKZ6)

646 I don't know if these lame liberals can even pull off a kangaroo court. Kangaroos are strong. Heck, red kangaroos are brawlers.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (UHxR/)

647 638 LOL - I hope you all invested the $.16 that you saved last 4th of July wisely.

https://tinyurl.com/29vxsut2

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 04:37 PM (VJsqe)

I did. Now it's worth 10 cents.

Posted by: Here we go! at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (AMIL/)

648 Even if the ones being attacked by the Kangaroo Court are not jailed it will break them financially and a warning to others not to go against the government Marxists.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (2JoB8)

649 Michael Hutchence > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (uWF4x)

650 I hope all this shit makes Trump more ruthless in his second term.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

651 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM

Funny that you mention that; I've often thought that he might smell a little like sour milk or jock sweat, but I have no idea why.
===
*rocking back and forth sobbing*

Posted by: Mrs. Baier at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (2je/G)

652 And then a giant fire breathing dragon attacked the Capitol, as Trump screamed: "Go, dragon, go!"

Posted by: The Democrats! at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (I2/tG)

653 Save a bottle for your last day on Earth.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (9vAWw)

654 Hutchinson is another Blassie Ford crazy.... never saw this coming.. hmmm...

Posted by: Silent at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (CrU4U)

655 628 Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.
==
You. Have. No. Idea.

Does a Baier shit in the woods?

Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (2cfUo)

656 So.

#1 They whine about how slow President Trump was to respond to the riots.
#2 Trump wanted to hijack the limo and take it over to the riots. But the Secret Service "wouldn't let him".

Schiff, because he's a mind reader knows he wanted to captain the riots, not say anything to calm the crowd.

Typical Dems can't compose a coherent story and just want the media to carry their water.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

657 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:36 PM (qdRGj)

Time to get ready for your Drag Queen performance as Bo-Fab at the local public library.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (9IAN0)

658 624 Caught a quick look at Brett Bair interviewing some candidate from AZ last night. She absolutely dominated him and refuted everything he said. Practically and effectively demonstrated he and Fox were just hacks. It was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

It was Kari Lake, my future Guv.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (MkYsY)

659 Not til number 429? I'd hit it, yessiree.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (fMhOl)

660 And then a giant fire breathing dragon attacked the Capitol, as Trump screamed: "Go, dragon, go!"

"this is all so totally true! How could you support such a man????"
--Leftists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (llsW/)

661 Can't wait for the pics of Trumpadook at the Mar Loggo waffle bar bitching about crowd size and committees. Just the worst kind of twat

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (qdRGj)

662 Maybe the point of all this is---"Look, Trump is just not worth it, losers. If we can't stop you bigots from electing him, we will ensure that he'll get nothing done by making every day a clown show like today."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)

663 A combination of hair spray, Twinkies, and sadness.

Posted by: Jordan61

Failure and Mothballs, but mostly Failure.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (V5qxr)

664 The real trouble began when the steering wheel came off in his hands, the limo veered onto the sidewalk, killing two drag queens and a midget.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

665 *steps back outside to check the name on the door*

Opps! I did not realize this was the 'Trash Trump' thread. There seems to be a lot of those these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (08ncd)

666 Is it actually legal to flat out lie to this committee?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (TgBWG)

667 The number of The Beast!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (ppBhU)

668 Times were very different back then. No matter who was elected or what they thought of that person, people obeyed their boss. Even Reagan could get the bureaucracy to do what he told them to do. Its not like that any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

____

It's more of a Trump problem than anything. The same people that gave Trump all of the issues were people he hand picked.

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (PwNLq)

669 Schiff, because he's a mind reader knows he wanted to captain the riots, not say anything to calm the crowd.

Typical Dems can't compose a coherent story and just want the media to carry their water.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

Which they dutifully do, while NeverTrumps predictably blather about Trump's fault.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (nByzo)

670 So.

#1 They whine about how slow President Trump was to respond to the riots.
#2 Trump wanted to hijack the limo and take it over to the riots. But the Secret Service "wouldn't let him".

Schiff, because he's a mind reader knows he wanted to captain the riots, not say anything to calm the crowd.

Typical Dems can't compose a coherent story and just want the media to carry their water.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM

One big thing they are lying about is Trump did not know about the riots until after he got back to the White House. Everything is a lie or an op with these people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (bVYXr)

671 I admit though, that I fell for the eBay scam where you can buy a pair of Biden's soiled underwear. Guess I'll just have to keep sniffing my own.

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (fNk/Q)

672 damn- Nixon didn't have it this bad after he left office

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (geLO8)

673 624 Caught a quick look at Brett Bair interviewing some candidate from AZ last night. She absolutely dominated him and refuted everything he said. Practically and effectively demonstrated he and Fox were just hacks. It was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2022 04:35 PM

Must've been Kari Lake. Republican candidate for AZ gov. She's fearless!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (rbKZ6)

674 >>>Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.

>Cottage cheese, Old Spice and milky sweat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (0ocXn)

675 That's when President Trump turned to Lt. Colonel Alexander Vindman and asked, "How did you managed to squeeze yourself into that uniform, Colonel?"

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (uWF4x)

676 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

677 Maybe the point of all this is---"Look, Trump is just not worth it, losers. If we can't stop you bigots from electing him, we will ensure that he'll get nothing done by making every day a clown show like today."
==
This what they have been doing since the 1960's. don't expect them to stop on their own. why would they.

Posted by: serious you guys, this is embarrassing. at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (2je/G)

678 >>> 623 Well Cassidy DID get a truck full of dead Mexican migrants off the front page.....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)

Us, too! That bitch!!

Posted by: Jane's Revenge at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (llON8)

679 Caught a quick look at Brett Bair interviewing some candidate from AZ last night. She absolutely dominated him and refuted everything he said. Practically and effectively demonstrated he and Fox were just hacks. It was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

I like how Bret put on his "smart" glassed before asking her the question HE believed was going to torpedo her candidacy right then and there.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (mR6Gs)

680 Times were very different back then. No matter who was elected or what they thought of that person, people obeyed their boss. Even Reagan could get the bureaucracy to do what he told them to do. Its not like that any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 04:38 PM (llsW/)
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Reagan had resistance in the rank-and-file. But even Johnson had resistance from the people promoted under Kennedy.

"Civil servants" have been doing this shit for a long time--never like #Resistence, AFAICS.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (krQz2)

681 Guess I'll just have to keep sniffing my own.
Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:41 PM (fNk/Q)
-------
Spend the money you save on a better writer.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (VJsqe)

682 Can't wait for the pictures of boffo sharing children with Joe Biden... Wait, yes I can wait.

Posted by: Pedo the Clown/leftist at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (VYjdj)

683 Nood - "The Ultimate Pitchman"

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

684 They whine about how slow President Trump was to respond to the riots.

meanwhile Biden takes two days to make a statement actually condemning violence and rioting over Dobbs after previously encouraging and cheering it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (llsW/)

685 I should have worn Vaseline schmeared glasses and deployed the baby talk...

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (flINI)

686 Does a Baier shit in the woods?
Posted by: Doyle Hargrove at June 28, 2022 04:39 PM (2cfUo)

Does a frog have a watertight asshole?

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

687 Classic punchline construction:

664 The real trouble began when the steering wheel came off in his hands, the limo veered onto the sidewalk, killing two drag queens and a midget.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

I give it two Carsons and a Rickles.

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (glGDV)

688 There's like two or possibly three people here who trash Trump and they only rarely say anything *else*. Someone left the needle on the record. Play a different fucking song just once.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (swC0J)

689 oh geez, OAN just showed man of the year Rachel Levine talking and there's no way anyone could think that's a woman. Oliver Hardy in drag looked more like a woman.

also, did anyone ask this lady the name of the person she heard this stuff from, or did Adam Schifft tell her not to answer?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (Ynyl9)

690 Is it actually legal to flat out lie to this committee?

Nobody is testifying under oath.

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: The Democrats! at June 28, 2022 04:43 PM (I2/tG)

691 This chick was in no position to know anything!

The only position she should be in is in a position for my success, IYKWIM.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (ufFY8)

692 Is it actually legal to flat out lie to this committee?
____________

Sure, why not? It's all a f*cking clown show.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (MvHI3)

693 Who knew this would happen in conjunction with red flag laws?

Oh, that's right, I did.

California gun owners' information was leaked due to a new dashboard that is a security-free piece of shit.

https://bit.ly/39Yk2sT

Now activists have a nice list to work from when making up their red flag petitions.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (eyxn4)

694 437 @419: "So the last gasp is commenting on ..."

It took me a second, but I first thought your comment was Rick's tweet, and it felt like a mirror house inversion; head explosiony.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2022 04:08 PM (4NlP1)

Gotcha, and that IS funny as hell.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (nMx88)

695 615 Trump's response seems weak because he's trying not to be totally "mean" while being dismissive.
He should have taken a page out of Hillary's book and just laughed.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2022 04:33 PM (mR6Gs)
---------

It is weak because 1. He doesn't deny her claims and 2. he's more petty then normal which is a lot.

Seriously, that's a 9th grader mean girls response.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

696 Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (MkYsY)

Lucky, lucky bastard. I wish we had someone with that kind of moxie here. Maybe Bobert will challenge Guvner Polesmoker next cycle.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2022 04:45 PM (CzRZX)

697 Reagan had resistance in the rank-and-file. But even Johnson had resistance from the people promoted under Kennedy.

Reagan could somehow fire PATCO. Trump couldn't stop picking his own enemies.

Look - I voted Trump twice. But the more we learn, the more we know. He's not "the guy" to do anything about any of this.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:46 PM (Jtj4f)

698 Who could ignore TheJamesMadison?

Pester, but not ignore.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:46 PM (d/n5K)

699 Is it actually legal to flat out lie to this committee?
____________

Sure, why not? It's all a f*cking clown show.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 28, 2022 04:44 PM (MvHI3)
---
I have to charge you first.

Posted by: Levrentiy Garland. at June 28, 2022 04:46 PM (krQz2)

700 674 >>>Does anyone else think that Bret Baier has an unpleasant odor about him. He looks like he smells badly.

>Cottage cheese, Old Spice and milky sweat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 04:42 PM (0ocXn)

smegma . . . as gross as it sounds

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2022 04:47 PM (14URa)

701 Have you seen Bret Baier's wife?
That's a whole lot of plastic surgery.

He always looks likes they stuff him into his suit.

They are the perfect Starfuckers couple.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at June 28, 2022 04:47 PM (t3/qz)

702 If you're only figuring out in 2022 that Trump was a dipshit, you're late to the party. But better to be off the short bus than still riding it

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 28, 2022 04:48 PM (qdRGj)

703 It is weak because 1. He doesn't deny her claims and 2. he's more petty then normal which is a lot.

Seriously, that's a 9th grader mean girls response.
Posted by: WisRich
___

Pure cringe.

Trump just totally breathed life into a completely ridiculous account.

It reminds me of when he sued Stormy Daniels for not abiding by her NDA.

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2022 04:48 PM (PwNLq)

704 696 Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 28, 2022 04:40 PM (MkYsY)

Lucky, lucky bastard. I wish we had someone with that kind of moxie here. Maybe Bobert will challenge Guvner Polesmoker next cycle.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

She's got to win her primary first.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:48 PM (d/n5K)

705 There's like two or possibly three people here who trash Trump and they only rarely say anything *else*. Someone left the needle on the record. Play a different fucking song just once.
==================
No true. Plenty of them suck Vlad's dick too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 28, 2022 04:49 PM (yikp0)

706 It's also becoming apparent that the DOJ/Junta is going to indict Trump after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

They have nothing to indict him with, absolutely nothing. What they will do is send an FBI squad who will have a shootout with his SS detail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2022 04:49 PM (lTGtQ)

707 "what are the chances that any of this is even remotely true?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 04:20 PM (geLO

What are the chances that Publishers Clearinghouse will send a nude Karen Gillan to present me with a giant coupon for a free dragon?
osted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 04:22 PM (IXpV7)"

A fellow can dream. Or ATC, if she finds that type attractive.

Posted by: introverted ELephocentric Hypochondriac at June 28, 2022 04:50 PM (rw/ga)

708 First, that's a really rough 25.

Secondly the responses to the AP tweet, about Trump lunging towards the SS officer, from lefties is hilarious. I hope it's all bots, because if lefties actually believe this and believe it's proof than they addres more mentally deranged than i thought.

Finally, i wish the story of Trump as the SS officer were true. The idea that Trump is some spry man, jumping over seats, grabbing at a wheel and trying to take down his own Security, is something that Putin or Kim Jung Un would say about themselves as a way to boost their ego, but Trump's enemies are coming and saying he's a badass single handedly taking on trained killers, as a way to discredit him seems ridiculous. But then again these are people who think the model of fitness is a man who has repeatedly been blown over by a calm breeze over 1 MPH. This story will only get Trump more votes.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 04:52 PM (sRo/T)

709 Trump's response was fine. You have to remember he deals in the realm of persuasion. It was a persuasive rebuttal to undermine her nonexistent credibility.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:52 PM (oIPis)

710 What they will do is send an FBI squad who will have a shootout with his SS detail.

Nope. SS will step aside. Watch.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022 04:52 PM (Jtj4f)

711 He also deals in

Stormy and Avenati are now completely ruined.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:54 PM (d/n5K)

712 Trump's response was fine. You have to remember he deals in the realm of persuasion. It was a persuasive rebuttal to undermine her nonexistent credibility.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:52 PM (oIPis)
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Besides he clearly left the "disgruntled employee" implication hanging out there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2022 04:57 PM (krQz2)

713 Shortly after that took place, Corey Lewandowski came to my cubicle and told me that he would be performing my complementary pelvic exam.

Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at June 28, 2022 04:57 PM (uWF4x)

714 I love responses about her having to tell thr truth because she was under oath. Liberals really are so detatched from reality that they think the Democrats will prosecute thier own witness if they're lying. The people in charge make up what's true or false. If she testified Mark Meadows in 11 feet tall, and Meadows came to testify that he's not 11 Feet tall, the Dems would decide she's telling the truth and they prosecute him for perjury.

It's how all DAs work, they know the truth ther want, they get a witness to lie and say the truth they want, then they go after ther person using that lie as proof.

Dems better story what a Republican Congress does come January.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 05:01 PM (sRo/T)

715 *worry not story

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2022 05:02 PM (sRo/T)

716 You know why Glowies like me can post whatever they want?

Because I'm an upstanding, lower-upper-class schlubb with no record, great credit, and full-paid taxes. And federal shit-eaters have better things to do than bleed out on my front lawn.

I feel horrible for the J6 prisoners, but that's a suicide mission, and my wife would not be on board. But the feds coming to me...well, any time they want to escalate things, I bet they can find my IP.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 28, 2022 05:11 PM (pqOgN)

717 They are at war with us.

We just don't/can't believe it's happening.

Besides, Oprah is on...today we girlfriends are incensed over our queen bee refused a closer look at a $38,000 handbag in some high buck boutique in some high buck vacation paradise that you and I can never afford to visit.

It's a rerun, you say? Who cares...just like slavery, it's too good a cultural sledgehammer to ever "MoveOn" from.

But we can look at the pictures in O magazine.

Posted by: Ju at June 28, 2022 05:22 PM (aTmM/)

718 I have it on good authority from a well-placed source that, when Rahm Emanuel was mayor of Chicago, his driver kept one of those Playskool kiddie steering wheel toys in the passenger seat because Rahm was an inveterate back-seat driver would would constantly scream for the driver to run red lights, veer into oncoming lanes, etc. When Rahm acted up, the driver would hand him the kiddie wheel to take the piss.

I swear I'm not making this up. And I absolutely believe it, because there is documentation of Rahm's official SUV getting pinched by traffic cameras for dangerous speeding violations a ridiculous number of times -- but of course not getting ticketed -- even as ordinary Chicagoans were being bled dry for going 4 MPH over the limit in school zones. Yeah, that story got buried in a hurry.

The commonplace tyranny and entitled hypocrisy of blue city Democrat politicians knows no bounds, and their actions have a direct and detrimental impact on the lives of everyday Americans. Far more infuriating and insidious than the dust-up on J6 because it goes on **all the time.**

But, you know, orange man bad, or whatever. Carry on.

Posted by: Greasy Thug at June 28, 2022 05:33 PM (1dzqn)

719 56 Willowed: There's only one up-side to it. They think they're on the road to a generic therapy for cancer. And possibly anti-aging. All via mRNA. We just participated in the biggest, most reckless drug trial in history.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at June 28, 2022

The only problem is it seems like people are GETTING cancer from it.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at June 28, 2022 05:35 PM (gao0c)

720 Cassidy Hutchinson has more in common with Sandra Fluke than any other witness mentioned here. Fluke didn't testify before a real hearing, either.

Posted by: Hurricane567 at June 28, 2022 05:42 PM (yQY8F)

721 Of course the people at the Capitol on 6 January had weapons. FBI agents are always armed.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser inside the Beltway at June 28, 2022 06:16 PM (01oQW)

722 I like this Cassidy Hutchinson. She is someone we could all get behind, iykwimaittyd.

www.yogatrail.com/teacher/cassidy-hutchinson-6307329

Posted by: Justin Castreau at June 28, 2022 06:32 PM (ZW1rs)

723 Anyone who ever been in a limo, let alone one that hauls the POTUS around, knows what a croc this story about Trump trying to grab the steering wheel is. That they put this story out just goes to show how little they really have. Pelosi should be forced to pay the treasury back for what this clown show is costing us.

Posted by: Scotty at June 28, 2022 06:35 PM (oIbjH)

724 How is it half the time I hear this crap and I know it is fake. 100%. Trump didn't try and wrest away the wheel of the limo. Only an idiot would say that ore repeat that...oh wait...

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 28, 2022 06:41 PM (+DS2f)

725 "The only problem is it seems like people are GETTING cancer from it."

Yep.

Heard Dr Ryan Cole talk about the jab reactivating cancers in patients who had been in remission.

Lately I've noticed quite a few "died unexpectedly" obits in my area. However, I'm sure there's no connection to the jab, since that's what the FDA and CDC and Dr. Science-Fauci (WorthTens of Millions) and Mr. (20 to 1 Profit in His Vaccine Investment) Bill Gates O' Hell have asserted to us knuckle draggers.

Posted by: Ju at June 28, 2022 07:19 PM (aTmM/)

726 I think it's hilarious anyone would watch this shit with the sound up. Chippie is hot.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 28, 2022 08:16 PM (Spr0s)

727 Yep; yep.

709 Trump's response was fine. You have to remember he deals in the realm of persuasion. It was a persuasive rebuttal to undermine her nonexistent credibility.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2022 04:52 PM (oIPis)

711 He also deals in

Stormy and Avenati are now completely ruined.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2022 04:54 PM (d/n5K)

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