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Sleeping with your pet leopard.

Cute curly-haired puppy.

Penguins.

Lionness and cub.

Lion cub meowing.

Puppies welcoming a cat into the club.

Cat grooms puppy.

Dog burglars.

I don't think he's going to make it as a watchdog.

Competition for limited petting resources.

Tigers on the beach.


Dees tongues:

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at June 27, 2022 07:25 PM (VrVjC)

2 Is that George Will's puppy?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 27, 2022 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

3 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (BFigT)

4 Big Penguin sashays in to the Cafe again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (arJlL)

6 Evening.

Giraffes are weird.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (RTNcm)

7
Puppy with bowtie >>> Puppy with bandana

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (/U27+)

8 * sticks tongue in Robert's ear *

Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)

9 Here's something up Ace's alley.

Horse kicks tree, farts on dog, then runs away.

https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (XSHW+)

10 Giraffes are weird.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (RTNcm)
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I'll say.

Posted by: Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (aaGzp)

11 Willowed:

One more point about that Marist poll...

If RvW was a political loser you wouldn't see states moving to ban abortion.

And the legislatures in MI and WI would not be sitting on their butts refusing to pass a new law.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (5p7BC)

12 He's a cutie with his bow tie

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

13 🐐 goat
🐶 puppy
🍺 beer

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)

14 * sticks tongue in Robert's ear *
Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)

Stop that.

Save it for later.

*Wink*

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (XSHW+)

15 Suppers ready!

Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Krnar)

16 Baby elephant cuddle warning! You don't know where that trunk's been, buddy!

Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (AMIL/)

17 Puppeh!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kf6Ak)

18 There's an old exhibition shooter who did a similar stunt to the last guy, but with a pump shotty. I don't remember how many clays that guy would do. Nine maybe?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)

19 It's occurred to me that none of those animals wants an abortion.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (mSy8I)

20 I think that leopard is a cheetah but still same difference. Bet they are really warm though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (llsW/)

21 Stereo purring at my laptop.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (aaGzp)

22 That guy is sleeping with 3 or 4 leopards, plural!
Adorable.
Also, the color markings on those lambs mean that they will soon be served with some mint

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)

23 House cats look like they would eat you if not fed

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

24 That's Tucker's puppy before he got a show on Fox.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (u73oe)

25 Kari Lake on Bret Baier's show:
https://bit.ly/3NkuwjO

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:32 PM (kDGvA)

26 think that leopard is a cheetah but still same difference. Bet they are really warm though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (llsW/)

I think you're right.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 07:32 PM (b9Rih)

27 That baby goat was using maths.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (AMIL/)

28 Baby arctic fox steals man's fish.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3iggFDtlGf4

The 'Ettes will love this one.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (RptO7)

29 Is there anything
More precious than a puppy?
Maybe a kitten?

Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)

30 Golden puppies always look so serious.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (5p7BC)

31 That nood took me by surprise.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (qfLjt)

32 Pup with a bowtie = Pupper Carlson


**I'll see myself out**

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (yk557)

33 Have any of you seen Sherman?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (0ocXn)

34 That guy's shotgun skills just might exceed mine by a little bit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (sWM8x)

35 "There's an old exhibition shooter who did a similar stunt to the last guy, but with a pump shotty. I don't remember how many clays that guy would do. Nine maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)"

Best I've seen is Norwegian Kenneth Aspestrand. 9 clays in 1.8 seconds.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (mSy8I)

36 I saw Nerdy Puppy open for Skinny Puppy.

It was a howling good time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (eiN05)

37 Cats are all the same. They snuggle with you and you think they love you, but they are just stealing some warmth.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

38 HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEW MEGADETH!!!!!!!!

We'll Be Back

https://youtu.be/gUeU333Ohg0

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (+CtOc)

39 Suppers ready!
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Krnar)
_______

Not what I ordered. Take it back.


*sniffs

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (BFigT)

40 Tonight's menu is Take it or Leave it!

Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:37 PM (Krnar)

41 Not what I ordered. Take it back.
*sniffs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM


Dude. A guest eats what's set before him.

If you were purely a Daywalker, it might be understandable, but you've been on the ONT more than once.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

42 Thank you, Ace, that puppy is exactly what I needed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:38 PM (dRk7U)

43 That puppy is a cutie. Almost makes me want to own a dog.

Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:39 PM (Krnar)

44 Tigers On The Beach.

A D-Day alternative history...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

45 Watched twice but on tablet can't tell what the guy is shooting with

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

46 in my family the saying was "shut up and eat".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (dRk7U)

47 Is the "Are we no longer standing with Ukraine?" in the sidebar supposed to be a link?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

48 Not much sympathy for the lady with two dogs. With 3 dogs, 1 cat that thinks she's a dog, and a cat, there are times I could use 6 hands.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

49 I would miss every one of those targets.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:41 PM (5p7BC)

50 "Tough shit. That's what's for dinner."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (89T5c)

51 Authorities arrested Lt. Cmdr. Charles Cranston Jr. last November at a Norfolk base and charged him with commercial sex trafficking. At the time of his arrest, Navy officials told News 3 that Cranston, 47, was assigned to U.S. Fleet Forces Command.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)

52 The ads in the threads are hilarious.

The first one that shows up for me says, "Everyone who believes in God should watch this. It will blow your mind." The associated picture is of Kamala. Pointing.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (onatN)

53 "If RvW was a political loser you wouldn't see states moving to ban abortion.

And the legislatures in MI and WI would not be sitting on their butts refusing to pass a new law.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (5p7BC) "

exactly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (dRk7U)

54 Some puppies can pull off a bowtie and still be cute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (EZebt)

55 Dude. A guest eats what's set before him.
---------
*sudden flashback to lunch on an Army base outside of Abu Dhabi*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (5p7BC)

56 The right cat does love you. When it happens, it's unmistakeable.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (KAi1n)

57 Watched twice but on tablet can't tell what the guy is shooting with
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB

His mind.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (onatN)

58 You didn't know you needed this, but you do: Paul Rudd on Reno 911! teaching Kegel exercises to the beat of Axel F:

https://tinyurl.com/6z6hkujh

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

59 Looks like a .410.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

60 29 Is there anything
More precious than a puppy?
Maybe a kitten?
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)


Cheetah cub.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (DTX3h)

61 Nothing cuter than a Golden puppy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)

62 My mother would bellow "Mangia la pasta!" as her mother had yelled at her and her mother's mother had yelled at her mother. It's an Italish thang.

"Pasta" in this sense just means "dinner" as in "repast." And if you were late to the table, you might get the wooden spoon on your culu.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (eiN05)

63 HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEW MEGADETH!!!!!!!!

We'll Be Back

https://youtu.be/gUeU333Ohg0

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (+CtOc)

Not even interested after what Mustaine did to Ellefson.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

64 I could make money every election on PredictIt.

Those idiots are sheep.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC)

65 A guest eats what's set before him. Un Unh I ain't eating that tripe unless you want puke on your table.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM (OqjtX)

66 Is there anything
More precious than a puppy?
Maybe a kitten?
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)

Cheetah cub.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (DTX3h)

Baby shark?

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM (onatN)

67 Authorities arrested Lt. Cmdr. Charles Cranston Jr. last November at a Norfolk base and charged him with commercial sex trafficking. At the time of his arrest, Navy officials told News 3 that Cranston, 47, was assigned to U.S. Fleet Forces Command.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (burST)

68 thx, Eris, that was weird and funny

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (dRk7U)

69 "Dude. A guest eats what's set before him."

Even when it's boiled catfish and green beans....

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (KAi1n)

70 *sudden flashback to lunch on an Army base outside of Abu Dhabi*
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM


Ham and Lima Beans, well-aged?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

71 Don't need the money and I don't gamble.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)

72 *Elvis gives JackStraw the side eye*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (OqjtX)

73 So why don’t you?
Posted by: Joe XiDen
___

You really are a child, aren't you?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (RAXdc)

74 NEW MEGADETH!!!!!!!!
We'll Be Back
https://youtu.be/gUeU333Ohg0
Posted by: Robert


New King's X, too. dUg, their singing bassist, is 71 years old now. Eventually he'll be old enough that he thinks "dUg" is kind of silly and he'll go back to being "Doug," but today is not that day.

https://youtu.be/BWUrrCB_Ulo

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

75 Heya Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (RAXdc)

76 Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM

Nice! Thanks for sharing.
I haven't been to one of their shows since "Rust in Peace"

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (DB16e)

77 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (burST)

---------------

Your hash would be perfect if you were a dermatologist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (u73oe)

78 Not even interested after what Mustaine did to Ellefson.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

It was an overreaction, for sure, but I suspect there was something else going on behind the scenes. Having some weird long distance internet affair is hardly a reason to sack the guy.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (onatN)

79 Ellefson had something to do with that.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (KAi1n)

80 Not sure what the meat was, but the flies were unmistakable.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

81 Don't need the money and I don't gamble.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)
----
But do you gambol?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (aaGzp)

82 A guest eats what's set before him. Un Unh I ain't eating that tripe unless you want puke on your table.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM


I gotta call bogus. You are far too polite for that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

83 Ham and Lima Beans, well-aged?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'll eat anything that doesn't get out of the way except for just a few things. Including lima beans.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (p3lya)

84 Don't gambol either, bad knee

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

85 Ellefson's an ordained minister and married. He was recorded beating off to some underage girl he was having an affair with online. Not going to fly with dave mustaine.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (KAi1n)

86 SMH, Send me some reading choices the grandbabies would like to have.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (OqjtX)

87 69 Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (burST)


Oh goody; now the annual TiP CBT will be even longer. Meanwhile, the administration continues its human trafficking by the millions.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (DTX3h)

88
in my family the saying was "shut up and eat".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw !


Please clean your plate dear
The Lord above can see ya
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (63Dwl)

89 Ellefson's an ordained minister and married. He was recorded beating off to some underage girl he was having an affair with online. Not going to fly with dave mustaine.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (KAi1n)

The girl was NOT underage.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (xPl2J)

90 I'll TRY to eat the free food I'm served when I am a guest but... not a fan of some stuff so its going to be a struggle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (llsW/)

91
The doggies are cuter but E. warren and AOC's unhinged "abortion everywhere for everyone" appeals to the masses should be viewed for what they are: demons acting thru them for the destruction of us and our country.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ay5na

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

92 I missed Elvis' baby days, Ben Had. He spent those in a series of shelters.

But he grew into a handsome, sweet guy and I spoil him ridiculously so it's all good. He's currently splayed out on his couch dreaming and running in his sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

93 The ass tray in this café is full.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (OqjtX)

94 If you are going to cancel rockers for sex acts with younger women there would be no rock n roll left.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

95 Asked and answered, Joe.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (5p7BC)

96 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

97 A lot of people thought she was; ergo, from a PR perspective she was. Even worse, the disclaimer essentially admits all the other taudry parts.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (KAi1n)

98 If Dave in FL thinks he is smarter than everyone else there he should clean up. Why doesn't he?

More trolling from Xiden?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 07:56 PM (FZ2cV)

99 Mark, c'mon. You get ordained, i'm sorry, zero tolerance policy. He wasn't 11 when he went holy.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:57 PM (KAi1n)

100 New King's X, too. dUg, their singing bassist, is 71 years old now. Eventually he'll be old enough that he thinks "dUg" is kind of silly and he'll go back to being "Doug," but today is not that day.

https://youtu.be/BWUrrCB_Ulo
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

Oooohhhhh, awesome! Thanks, man, I had no idea they were making a new album.

And what the hell is this? Ozzy and Jeff Beck?

https://youtu.be/h_6DfxA6LiI

Post-pandemic hard rock and metal is coming up with some surprises.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:57 PM (kWDXz)

101 Authorities arrested Lt. Cmdr. Charles Cranston Jr. last November at a Norfolk base and charged him with commercial sex trafficking. At the time of his arrest, Navy officials told News 3 that Cranston, 47, was assigned to U.S. Fleet Forces Command.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)

I wish they wouldn't use the phrase "sex trafficking." He wanted to be a pimp.

I guess the Navy wasn't interesting enough for him. All I know is, when I was in the Army, we didn't have enough time for such nonsense. And none of my pals were O4s and 05s.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 07:58 PM (47mFt)

102 That baby elephant probably weighs several hundred pounds

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 07:59 PM (kf6Ak)

103 Why do they have to specify "commercial sex trafficking"? Is it okay if it's just a hobby?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 KingsX was super creative and interesting, I liked a lot of their stuff but some was tough to listen to. I preferred The Call.

As for Megadeth, I like their music, I dont care about their inter band drama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (llsW/)

105 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 07:58 PM (XK2P

Shut up and eat!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (AiZBA)

106 Serious answer, Joe.

My kid was after me to play in stock shorting when the market was taking a dump in 2020. He was bugging the crap out of me about it. I finally asked him how much he had made with the shorting. He'd cleared a few thousand.

I showed him my portfolio, and he quit bugging me.

I couldn't make enough at PredictIt to make it worth my while. I keep a decent amount of liquidity on hand, but not enough to make to my bottom line. And I'd rather keep the cash around for if I happen to find a deal on a Porche Cayman or decide to buy new kitchen counters.

PredictIt would not be fun for me, because I would treat it like work. And I already have a stressful enough job.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:01 PM (5p7BC)

107 An ice cream truck just drove past the house and the silly dog barked her silly head off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, deeply lurking at June 27, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

108 JackStraw, the hardest part of getting older is knowing that here are no more kittens, puppies or foals in your future.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (OqjtX)

109 Why do they have to specify "commercial sex trafficking"? Is it okay if it's just a hobby?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

Non-profit pimpin'. No ladies, I don't want yo money, I just enjoy the game.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (47mFt)

110 That's not a leopard, it's a cheetah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

111 t’s not gambling. It’s like poker, if you’re good you make money.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM


If you're better than most of the players you're playing against, in the *long* run, yes, but statistical variations can be a stone b*tch. And how you react to those really determines if you make money in the long run.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

112 "Rock n roll died in 1987 in a massive tangle of hair, wrist bracelets and black mesh-shirts.

Bobby le'Hairdo

Posted by: Steel Panther at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (rMN2c)

113 "Authorities arrested Lt. Cmdr. Charles Cranston Jr. last November at a Norfolk base and charged him with commercial sex trafficking. At the time of his arrest, Navy officials told News 3 that Cranston, 47, was assigned to U.S. Fleet Forces Command."

Back in the day, there was no need for on duty, uniformed pimps. 40 mark park was only a 10 minute walk. Not that I ever partook of any of the services, mind you.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)

114 There was a disturbance in the Force.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

115 That looks like my little Whiskey!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (VhE0u)

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)

117 Hey, being able to grow a beard at that age is not the sign of a nerd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (08ncd)

118 107 An ice cream truck just drove past the house and the silly dog barked her silly head off.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Paisley wants ice cream!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (kf6Ak)

119 Busting a Lt Cmdr for sex trafficking in Pride month?
Isn't this a mixed message? Thought we were all in on kinky sex month and anything goes?

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

120 Imma kill my husband.

Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.

Waiting to hear back from a plumber.

Seething.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

121 because it got Willowed in the last thread...

Uh, is this guy an undercover Horde member?

Send us Your Asteroid, O Lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oHd/0)

122 You didn't offend me, Xiden. You said "If Dave thinks he's smarter than anyone else here.. e there he should clean up. Why doesn't he?
Dave doesn't give the impression that he thinks he's smarter than anybody else. You on the other hand...,



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (FZ2cV)

123 The NPR poll has Biden at 40 and D+9 generic. Interesting.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (XK2P

Only 40? On NPR? Did he dismember a fetus on live TV?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oUTXZ)

124 Megadeth's ex-members..... I find it funny that their one-time guitarist Marty Friedman is now doing stuff like collaborating with Momoiro Clover Z, on the theme song for the reboot of Sailor Moon:

https://youtu.be/c0Va228UhRs

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (P1f+c)

125 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

Oi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (kf6Ak)

126 Sex trafficking seems to be what they are getting all the Disney employees on right now. Polk County sheriff is running a bunch of sting operations.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (5p7BC)

127 Yea, Ben Had, Elvis is likely my last puppy. I'll have to live vicariously through others.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

128 Remember when we used to say 'I'm retiring before they make it mandatory.'?

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (0OP+5)

129 Only 40? On NPR? Did he dismember a fetus on live TV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oUTXZ)


I'd watch that.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Indian at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (AiZBA)

130 That sink SHOULD have held my weight. Must have been something seriously wrong with it. Glad I found it before Jane hurt herself!

Posted by: Mr Doh at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)

131 Why do they have to specify "commercial sex trafficking"? Is it okay if it's just a hobby?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

Non-profit pimpin'. No ladies, I don't want yo money, I just enjoy the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (47mFt)

It checks out.

*Bangs gavel*

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (aQkzv)

132 Commander of Space Force says earth girls are easy.

Posted by: 13times at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (rMN2c)

133 I think most of west Houston got some much needed rain today. Of course I had something planned that had to be canceled because of it. Got to take the good with the bad.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (b9Rih)

134 128 Remember when we used to say 'I'm retiring before they make it mandatory.'?
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (0OP+5)

Well, Bob Hope said that... 40 years ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)

135 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)


Ay Carrumba !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (dRk7U)

136 That's not a leopard, it's a cheetah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Nuh uh. I got the good spot fair and square.

Posted by: a big cat at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (P1f+c)

137 Jane do you have 12foot ceilings?

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB8)

138 Marty Friedman is an incredible talent.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (DB16e)

139 If it wasn't for Mustaine's Vocals, Megadeth would have been great.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (lJiaS)

140 Back in the day, there was no need for on duty, uniformed pimps. 40 mark park was only a 10 minute walk. Not that I ever partook of any of the services, mind you.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)

Nuremburg had/has a wall. Called The Wall. The old city wall, apparently, and the gals were set up inside the wall, like window displays at Christmas.

I was just interested and naive enough to gawk, but not desperate enough to partake. I know several guys who were. They said it wasn't really worth the cost, as the gals were very business-like and boring.

Well yeah. That's why they call it prostitution, because the gals don't actually like you or want your nasty stank all over them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (47mFt)

141 {{{ Jane D'oh}}}

There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.

New sink! is the bright side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

142 120 Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)


Uh, was there alcohol involved?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (DTX3h)

143 Jane do you have 12foot ceilings?
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB

Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

144 NPR poll. Lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (FZ2cV)

145 Imma kill my husband.

Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.

Waiting to hear back from a plumber.

Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

Like my former boss used to say, seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (aQkzv)

146 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)

147 *peeks in*
*sees all the "Tucker puppy" jokes have been taken*

I got nothin else

*back to lurking*

Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (786Ro)

148 138 Marty Friedman is an incredible talent.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (DB16e)

Marty Feldman had better eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (08ncd)

149
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

__________

He was trying to be helpful. Calm down.

*flees*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)

150 139 If it wasn't for Mustaine's Vocals, Megadeth would have been great.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (lJiaS)


What are you talking about? That guy's voice RULES! heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (DTX3h)

151 An NPR, D+9 Poll?

And that only got him to 40...




Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (lJiaS)

152 141 {{{ Jane D'oh}}}

There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.

New sink! is the bright side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

It's a very nice, newish stainless steel sink. It looks okay, but everything under it is destroyed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

153 The NPR is a heavy urban sample then, which means Democrats and GOPe.

This is the problem you are going to see with a lot of the bad polls in the next few weeks. Urban sampling is going to heavily bias the response on the abortion question. This causes distortions where Biden will do poorly, but Democrats well on the generic ballot.

Sign of bad polling, and unfortunately very common.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (5p7BC)

154 Mustaine is a much better vocalist than Hetfield.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

155 146 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

156 Megadeth's ex-members..... I find it funny that their one-time guitarist Marty Friedman is now doing stuff like collaborating with Momoiro Clover Z, on the theme song for the reboot of Sailor Moon:

https://youtu.be/c0Va228UhRs
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (P1f+c)

Well, it's no Hangar 18...

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (aQkzv)

157 Jane D'oh

It is for times like this that we insist on a comfortable man cave.

In 15 years, you will look back on this and laugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

158 Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM (OqjtX)

My dad loved tripe, but when mom cooked it, I'd have to leave the house. The smell! Ugh!

Posted by: Toni at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (PgM6e)

159 146 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)

Grrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

160 Mr D'oh should have put a hole in the ceiling and a cinder block in the sink and said he heard a loud noise and this is what he discovered.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)

161 Ladders are dangerous, the leaf filter guy said so.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (oWBc3)

162 >>Mustaine is a much better vocalist than Hetfield.


Now? Sure...yeah, Hetfield's voice is long gone.

But, not back when it mattered. And neither was Tom Araya.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (lJiaS)

163 If your getting a new sink and don't have one suggest a deep bowl one

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (2JoB8)

164 Jane D'oh

And your husband is a lot smarter, now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

165 160 Mr D'oh should have put a hole in the ceiling and a cinder block in the sink and said he heard a loud noise and this is what he discovered.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)

This is next level thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)

166 And to be clear. None are vocalists.

But Mustaines voice just grates.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (lJiaS)

167 Since SI has done a tranny in their swimsuit issue, as well as the, um, "ladies" of the WNBA, maybe they will do the Girls of Roe edition. You know, the fat, ugly hoes that are on "sex strike", as if anyone would even come close to their, um, goods....

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

168 Polls say whatever (approximately) the pollsters want them to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (08ncd)

169 In 15 years, you will look back on this and laugh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

So what you're saying is for the next 14 years, 364 days Mr. Doh is sleeping on the couch?

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (aQkzv)

170 I bought collars with bow ties for our two boy kitties. Husband freaked out and said don't you put those on our boys. They'll look ridiculous.

They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

171 Used to really enjoy KingsX

Doug getting weird certainly took away from that.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (x+Bsn)

172 That sink SHOULD have held my weight. Must have been something seriously wrong with it. Glad I found it before Jane hurt herself!
Posted by: Mr Doh at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)

Your thoughtfulness and concern for your lovely wife's safety should earn you serious attaboys!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (4I/2K)

173 84 Don't gambol either, bad knee
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

Says the guy who runs marathons...

***gives Dave the side eye***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (BgMrQ)

174 That's one smart puppy. Tucker wore a bow tie for years. It was his camouflage. They could not see him coming, and now he is here.

That puppy is a shoe in for whatever he decides to run for.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (2hil/)

175 152 141 {{{ Jane D'oh}}}

There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.
New sink! is the bright side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
It's a very nice, newish stainless steel sink. It looks okay, but everything under it is destroyed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
'a nice newish sink'? Is that Yiddish?

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

176 I'm trying to figure out the logistics, what could Mr. Doh stood on instead? A ladder wouldn't be under the bulb.

I fell off a ladder once and tore my labrum, never fully recovered. My wife won't allow me on a ladder unless she is holding it steady.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (5p7BC)

177 84 Don't gambol either, bad knee
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)


Do you gyre and gimble?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)

178 Robert

Jane D'oh is a refined, spiritual lady, so no.

But in my own experience, this will be referenced in every disagreement for the next 15 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

179 165 160 Mr D'oh should have put a hole in the ceiling and a cinder block in the sink and said he heard a loud noise and this is what he discovered.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)

This is next level thinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)

Not that any of us would ever do this. Any mysterious bricks are entirely authentic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (b2nrj)

180 167 Since SI has done a tranny in their swimsuit issue, as well as the, um, "ladies" of the WNBA, maybe they will do the Girls of Roe edition. You know, the fat, ugly hoes that are on "sex strike", as if anyone would even come close to their, um, goods....
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)


Even worse, there might be a flour shortage soon.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (2hil/)

181 >>>*peeks in*
*sees all the "Tucker puppy" jokes have been taken*

I got nothin else

*back to lurking*
Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (786Ro)



Nobody even cares enough about me anymore, to make bow tie jokes.

- sobbing George Will

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (yk557)

182 167 Since SI has done a tranny in their swimsuit issue, as well as the, um, "ladies" of the WNBA, maybe they will do the Girls of Roe edition. You know, the fat, ugly hoes that are on "sex strike", as if anyone would even come close to their, um, goods....
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

When I was in food QA, we set up a new lab out in California for a new plant. The tomatoes are brought in from the fields in trucks and then essentially sent through a log flume ride in order to wash and transport them for processing. Included in this was tumbling them through a fast moving waterfall type thing. So, lots of spray and dispersion of odor.

It was very distinctive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (08ncd)

183 Toni, how are ya? My free speech shirt gets all kinds of good compliments.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (OqjtX)

184 Says the guy who runs marathons
----
Well, if it is any comfort, I usually don't enjoy it

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)

185 Do you gyre and gimble?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)


I do, in the slivy toves.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (AiZBA)

186 neurosis of the liver

George Will still alive? Who knew?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

187 166 And to be clear. None are vocalists.

But Mustaines voice just grates.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM

There are few Geoff Tates, but it's still a talent not everyone can do.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (DB16e)

188 120 Imma kill my husband.

Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.

Waiting to hear back from a plumber.

Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)


Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)

189 So tonight, all over America, husbands get ready for bed and his wife puts up a sign on the door.....Sex strike, go away!

Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (YVx1O)

190 Dat Ass

Posted by: Baby Goat at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (FhXTo)

191 Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)

*fistbump*

One of Us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

192 Kaye could not list an initiative to help employees find baby formula.

Instacart found me about 7 or 8 weeks for my great niece.

I threw a 20 in the window as she drove of fast and she came around saying no one had ever done that?

I spent around 225 bucks and tipped her 10% and did not know what the company gave her.

Does instacart give them all the tip?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (ex2Cx)

193 146 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)


OK, that was amazing.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (2hil/)

194 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

195 They say cheetahs never win, but apparently they do spoon.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)

196 Splunge, no flour shortage for you. Mesquite bean flour is a real thing and it is great.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (OqjtX)

197 Stick yer head in the sand and think Roe will be non significant in Nov if it makes you sleep better.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (rfQHv)

198 Splunge

If you do not use a ladder, stand on the counter, not the sink. Counters are strong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

199 " ... this will be referenced in every disagreement for the next 15 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ) "

15 ?
optimist !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (dRk7U)

200 I bought collars with bow ties for our two boy kitties. Husband freaked out and said don't you put those on our boys. They'll look ridiculous.

They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

The collar with a tie (I got one with a short regular tie once) is one of the few cat garbs that most of my cats put up with without a lot of complaint.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)

201 I watched the new Beavis and Butt-head movie over the weekend. Liked it. if you don't have Paramount+ you can find it on Bitchute.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

202 185 Do you gyre and gimble?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)

I do, in the slivy toves.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (AiZBA)


Director: Cut! Look, Napoleon, you're supposed to do that in the wabe. The wabe! What does it take to get through to you?

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (2hil/)

203 Jane glad your husband is okay.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)

204 https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)

I hope he gets what he deserves.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

205 Kamala Harris, Biden HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra Admit Regime “Looking Into” Using Taxpayer Dollars to Fund Abortion-Related Travel Expenses (VIDEO)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)

206 NaCly, Dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (OqjtX)

207 Director: Cut! Look, Napoleon, you're supposed to do that in the wabe. The wabe! What does it take to get through to you?
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (2hil/)


*oscillates hand*

I'm wabing, can't you see?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (AiZBA)

208 196 Splunge, no flour shortage for you. Mesquite bean flour is a real thing and it is great.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (OqjtX)


I am somehow pleased that you did not get my joke, because you're too classy. But I'm wondering now about that mesquite bean flour.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2hil/)

209 If my wife came in and I was changing a light bulb in a 12 foot high ceiling I would have mason scaffolding set up and got screamed at for that.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2JoB8)

210 184 Says the guy who runs marathons
----
Well, if it is any comfort, I usually don't enjoy it
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)

Does anyone???

Posted by: zombie Phidippides at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

211 Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)

That's why mine are full of dishes. To avoid that.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (eoQWY)

212 If you do not use a ladder, stand on the counter, not the sink. Counters are strong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June

Not that strong. Stand on them over a narrow cabinet not some big wide one.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (v+CM4)

213 198 Splunge

If you do not use a ladder, stand on the counter, not the sink. Counters are strong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)


This is of course sensible. But I'd still like to think that a proper sink mount would hold even Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (2hil/)

214 Jane glad your husband is okay.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)

Yeah, he probably needs some wifely comforting after that close brush with certain death.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

215 Joe Biden unwittingly financed his son’s participation in an escort ring tied to Russia, records from a copy of Hunter’s abandoned laptop show. Hunter spent over $30,000 on escorts, many of whom were linked to “.ru” Russian email addresses and worked with an “exclusive agency” called Uber GFE during a 3-month period between November 2018 and March 2019.

Thats lets than $10k a month. Good deal. I know a dude that spent 3 times that on a second wife over 20 months! CVNT

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (ex2Cx)

216 Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)

I would have probably cracked the granite counter top standing on it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (b9Rih)

217 Kamala Harris, Biden HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra Admit Regime “Looking Into” Using Taxpayer Dollars to Fund Abortion-Related Travel Expenses (VIDEO)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)

Free air travel for men, since they can always claim to be pregnant and making them prove it is a hate crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

218 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (rfQHv

And you think Dave in Fl thinks he's smarter than anybody else? The comic relief is great,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (FZ2cV)

219 210 184 Says the guy who runs marathons
----
Well, if it is any comfort, I usually don't enjoy it
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)

Does anyone???
Posted by: zombie Phidippides at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

Dear Lord, I love this place. I could not remember the guy's name, but I guessed right before I looked it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (08ncd)

220 In my younger days, I would hop on a 30 ft. extension ladder.

Don't do that shit any more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (89T5c)

221 >>>I bought collars with bow ties for our two boy kitties. Husband freaked out and said don't you put those on our boys. They'll look ridiculous.

They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

Snap some pictures for the pet thread.

Be sure to do it in a room with good lighting.

Like the kitchen, now.

**runs**

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (yk557)

222 Unbelievable. Forced to resign:

"Paul Clement and Erin Murphy, the lawyers who successfully argued against New York’s law restricting conceal-carry gun permits, were told by Kirkland & Ellis they had to stop representing Second Amendment plaintiffs or find another firm."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)

223 218 Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (rfQHv

And you think Dave in Fl thinks he's smarter than anybody else? The comic relief is great,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (FZ2cV)

Isn't being smarter than us kind of like being Valedictorian of Summer school?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (08ncd)

224 Jane glad your husband is okay.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)

Yeah, he probably needs some wifely comforting after that close brush with certain death.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

Likely being in a room full of knives with his wife would be an even closer brush with death.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

225 Good luck with that Becerra...

(a) In General.—No funds authorized or appropriated by Federal law, and none of the funds in any trust fund to which funds are authorized or appropriated by Federal law, shall be expended for any abortion.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (5p7BC)

226 189 So tonight, all over America, husbands get ready for bed and his wife puts up a sign on the door.....Sex strike, go away!
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (YVx1O)

Yeah, in MY house that would have meant SHE was sleeping on the couch....

Could be why I'm single, and will remain so... but at least I can sleep in my own damn bed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

227 I put on the video of the lion cub, and my cat was rapt.

Allegedly Clarence Thomas: The liberals made my life miserable for 43 years, and I'm going to make their lives miserable for 43 years.

I would say that the chances are low that this is a real quote. I only wish it =WAS= true.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (ybIRR)

228 April--dash my lace wigs!

Admirals Mast.

Uncover, Two.

A absolute career ender. I hope the Military Disciplinary Barracks at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas needs a new volleyball player to spike the Supply Officers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

229 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (08ncd)

Maybe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (FZ2cV)

230 Splunge, I got the wet spot joke, just wanted to pass on the new flour source.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (OqjtX)

231 217 Kamala Harris, Biden HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra Admit Regime “Looking Into” Using Taxpayer Dollars to Fund Abortion-Related Travel Expenses (VIDEO)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)

Free air travel for men, since they can always claim to be pregnant and making them prove it is a hate crime.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

And under HIIPA its illegal to ask your medical condition or history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (oHd/0)

232 Setting up the steal: Biden is a loser but voters prefer D's to Ultra Maga when given real candidates.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (b+v9B)

233 209 If my wife came in and I was changing a light bulb in a 12 foot high ceiling I would have mason scaffolding set up and got screamed at for that.
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2JoB


12 foot ceiling fist bump. My furnace filters are up there too. I got one of those Little Giant ladders that can reach, just. I only change light bulbs and filters when I'm feeling especially balanced.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (2hil/)

234 In my younger days, I would hop on a 30 ft. extension ladder.


In my younger days, I installed current transducers on live 480V busbars without any PPE. My boss got mad at me when I spent $60 for some electricians gloves. I had never heard of arc flash back then and I'm glad it never killed me.

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u+Y3T)

235 183 Toni, how are ya? My free speech shirt gets all kinds of good compliments.

I'm doing great, thanks! I wore my free speech shirt last weekend to take my ham radio test, and got so many thumbs up! And, I passed, so just waiting for the FCC to email so I can pay and get my call sign!

Posted by: Toni at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (PgM6e)

236
"Paul Clement and Erin Murphy, the lawyers who successfully argued against New York’s law restricting conceal-carry gun permits, were told by Kirkland & Ellis they had to stop representing Second Amendment plaintiffs or find another firm."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)

_________

I thought everyone was entitled to representation. But those days are long gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (/U27+)

237 Lol. This place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

238 *Thinks about all the stupid shit I've done that my wife never found out about*

Hmm, hope it all works out, Jane.

*Walks away whistling *

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)

239 Good luck with that Becerra...

(a) In General.—No funds authorized or appropriated by Federal law, and none of the funds in any trust fund to which funds are authorized or appropriated by Federal law, shall be expended for any abortion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (5p7BC)

The law? Like that's going to stop us.

Posted by: Democrats at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (aQkzv)

240 230 Splunge, I got the wet spot joke, just wanted to pass on the new flour source.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (OqjtX)


Oh. What does it taste like? It isn't low carb, by any chance, is it?

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (2hil/)

241 Maybe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (FZ2cV)

Thanks, it's a reused Dennis Miller joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (08ncd)

242 A second chance at First! ...

The Cat's in the Cradle ..

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (8GBH4)

243 I don't think FenSpouse had ever broken anything while trying to fix it or else I've happily forgotten it. Sorry about your sink, Jane but I'm glad your husband is ok,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (FZ2cV)

244 *Thinks about all the stupid shit I've done that my wife never found out about*

Hmm, hope it all works out, Jane.

*Walks away whistling *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)


*whispers to son*
Don't tell your mom.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (AiZBA)

245 215 Joe Biden unwittingly financed his son’s participation in an escort ring tied to Russia, records from a copy of Hunter’s abandoned laptop show.

***

In fairness, everything Joe Biden does is unwitting

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (kf6Ak)

246 The new leftist pressure is to try and fire lawyers who take on causes that the left doesn't like. So those two lawyers that just won at the Supreme Court are fired.

I predict the next trend will be law firms made up of based lawyers kicking the crap out of their old firms in court.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)

247 I've been looking at some of the photos of these women who claim to be going on a sex strike, and many of them, to put it charitably, are not exactly exemplars of feminine pulchritude. This got me to wondering: do these women know the difference between a strike and a lockout?

Posted by: Paco at June 27, 2022 08:32 PM (njExo)

248
The law? Like that's going to stop us.
Posted by: Democrats at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (aQkzv)

__________

It's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

249 King's X is still around. Cool. Heard they had taken a break. There early albums were excellent. The later ones were hit and miss.

https://youtu.be/rzEPkbPgdn0

I was stationed with a guy who was friends with Ty Tabor.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (sAmhv)

250 Authorities Warn Tonight’s Protests May Escalate From ‘Mostly Peaceful’ To ‘Somewhat Peaceful.’

‘Mostly Peaceful
Somewhat Peaceful
Kinda Peaceful
A lil Peaceful
Lets call this Peaceful

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ex2Cx)

251 Icing on the cake:

My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."

Grrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

252 246 The new leftist pressure is to try and fire lawyers who take on causes that the left doesn't like. So those two lawyers that just won at the Supreme Court are fired.

**

I remember the lawyers Trump hired to contest the PA elections were forced to drop the case

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (kf6Ak)

253 "Paul Clement and Erin Murphy, the lawyers who successfully argued against New York’s law restricting conceal-carry gun permits, were told by Kirkland & Ellis they had to stop representing Second Amendment plaintiffs or find another firm."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)

_________

I thought everyone was entitled to representation. But those days are long gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (/U27+)

They should start their own firm - as someone who beat the supreme court they would be able to get plenty of clients and lawyers. If their firm is that woke then its reputation will soon be in the toilet.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (eoQWY)

254 Jane D'oh

OK, 20 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

255 Icing on the cake:

My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."

Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC)


There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (AiZBA)

256 >>Lol. This place.

Personally, I don't know why you are so upset with him. All he was doing was testing the load bearing strength of the sink to insure it would be safe for you.

In fact, you should be grateful to him. He basically saved your life, sorta.

Maybe make him a sammich and bring him a drink and he will forgive you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

257 In my younger days, I installed current transducers on live 480V busbars without any PPE. My boss got mad at me when I spent $60 for some electricians gloves. I had never heard of arc flash back then and I'm glad it never killed me.

Watched a dumbass arc weld a socket wrench to a rectifier chassis. Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (89T5c)

258 Jane D'oh

OK, 20 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM

You guys are making me laugh. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

259 There's an old exhibition shooter who did a similar stunt to the last guy, but with a pump shotty. I don't remember how many clays that guy would do. Nine maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)

Herb Parsons. One look and I knew I had to have a Model 12.

Posted by: Agitator at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (8Avx7)

260 Splunge, naturally gluten free and has a mild nutty flavor. Makes killer tortillas.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (OqjtX)

261 >>Lol. This place.

Personally, I don't know why you are so upset with him. All he was doing was testing the load bearing strength of the sink to insure it would be safe for you.

In fact, you should be grateful to him. He basically saved your life, sorta.

Maybe make him a sammich and bring him a drink and he will forgive you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

*adds Jackstraw to List*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

262 My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."

Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC

---------------

Well yeah, the game's on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

263
I once put Her Majesty's woolen cape from New Zealand through the wash by accident. I think the military term is "interview without coffee".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (/U27+)

264 You guys are making me laugh. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

We can laugh because we have functional kitchen sinks. *runs serpentine using natural cover & concealment*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

265 Jane this is the perfect opportunity to upgrade. Farmhouse sink, upgrade the faucets to something elegant, and new counters to match. It will be wonderful when all done

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)

266 It's funny, this round of Roe v Wade protests. They usually focus their destructive energy and pressure and setting fires and pepper spray and random murder on the people who can change the Current Thing they are focusing their inexhaustible well of rage on. But there is no one who can change this. Their confusion is a nutrient to my soul.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (2hil/)

267
My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."

Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC

__________

Factually, he's correct, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (/U27+)

268 You ain't seen nothing yet. The Media is now saying or hinting that if the Republicans take the house, they will ban same sex marriage, and just about every other law that has been passed by the Democrats. They are on the roll to pull out all the stops. My local Dem congress person in saying that at his town meeting tomorrow.

Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (YVx1O)

269 vmom - One of the serious problems Trump had challenging the steal was he couldn't get good legal council.

Unfortunately, one of his inner circle chased away the one good lawyer with election law experience that could have made a difference. Wood and Powell were jokes, and Giuliani was over his head.

But at the end of the day it was Trump making bad personnel decisions, and that is on him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (5p7BC)

270 Hadrian the Seventh

That is how you get out of doing her laundry. Very smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

271 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)

272 "ban same sex marriage"

Well that will sure be more important to voters than the cost of milk and gasoline.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (5p7BC)

273
Experience is a hard school but a fool will learn in no other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (/U27+)

274 >>Factually, he's correct, you know.

That plumbing isn't going to fix itself.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

275 I suppose me taking a bath in the sink is out of the question? That seems racist.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

276 257 In my younger days, I installed current transducers on live 480V busbars without any PPE. My boss got mad at me when I spent $60 for some electricians gloves. I had never heard of arc flash back then and I'm glad it never killed me.

Watched a dumbass arc weld a socket wrench to a rectifier chassis. Heh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (89T5c)


I read some random Internet story about a dump apprentice who thought he could touch one side of a high voltage line with impunity, because he wasn't touching the other one. What stuck with me was the electrician's order:

Get him out of my sight before he turns himself into carbon and paperwork.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (2hil/)

277 "Pimp" is such a funny word. "Pimp", rofl.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (KAi1n)

278 It's funny, this round of Roe v Wade protests. They usually focus their destructive energy and pressure and setting fires and pepper spray and random murder on the people who can change the Current Thing they are focusing their inexhaustible well of rage on. But there is no one who can change this. Their confusion is a nutrient to my soul.
Posted by: Splunge


You might call it "impotent rage," which is funny given the subject.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (P1f+c)

279 Maybe Clarence Thomas meant that he wanted to annoy leftists for a tot of forty years. Since he went on the Supreme Court in 1991, I think 40 years will be 2031. Pray for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (FZ2cV)

280 Isn't being smarter than us kind of like being Valedictorian of Summer school?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022

Being smarter than me is a pretty low bar.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)

281
I rewatched the original Top Gun recently, because I remembered enjoying it as a kid.

That movie was a piece of shit. I couldn't even finish it, it was so bad, and that almost never happens. I think I maybe made it 45min-1hr. So lame. So boring.

I have no idea how it was ever a hit, and if the new one is anything like it, I have no idea how the new one is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)

282
And Kelly McGillis wasn't even hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)

283 In addition to functional sinks we have working light bulbs.

Well Jane does have that, so she should be thankful.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (5p7BC)

284 Mr.D'oh is a classy guy. At no time did he say "Hold my beer".

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (OqjtX)

285
That plumbing isn't going to fix itself.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

__________

And the sooner Jane calls, the sooner it gets fixed. Do I have to do all the damn thinking around here?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (/U27+)

286 Robert, thanks for the Ozzy Beck. Jeff is what 78 now?

BTW, are you old school 13 or 18 spd guy? Tell me you have a preDEF pete or ken and lie if you must.

Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)

287 And Kelly McGillis wasn't even hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Agreed

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (kf6Ak)

288 Ben Had

Saying that would be wrong. Contrition for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

289 Do those Leopards look like Cheetahs to anyone else but me?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (eyOr9)

290 The Media is now saying or hinting that if the Republicans take the house, they will ban same sex marriage, and just about every other law that has been passed by the Democrats.


That's the same lie. The SC banned nothing. They just kicked it to the states. The poor snowflakes in some states will actually have to work hard to get their way instead of depending on the 1973 decision of, AHEM, 7 MEN to do their dirty work for them.

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u+Y3T)

291 Laughing like a retarded hyena over here, boss!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u73oe)

292 Oh. One other thing. If you ever get a husband, and when it's the 2020's, he accidentally stands in your sink and collapses the plumbing... go easy on him.

Posted by: Past Mr. D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:43 PM (dscaa)

293 Hiya, Ben Had and JackStraw (and Elvis).
At 7 decades, we have a year and a half old cat and a 10 month old kitten. I fully intend to have new kitties around until I check out the rainbow bridge myself!

Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 08:43 PM (3lufg)

294 Horse kicks tree, farts on dog, then runs away.

https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (XSHW+)

That's along the same vein as the drunk pig getting into the fight

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 27, 2022 08:45 PM (/6GbT)

295 Jane, you can see the damage so much better now that the bulb is replaced.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)

LMAO
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)

Next time Mr. D'oh stumbles, he'll bumble even less.
For up from the ashes (of disaster) grow the roses of success!
https://youtu.be/WOyIJVUaoeg

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

296 275 I suppose me taking a bath in the sink is out of the question? That seems racist.
Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)


Nothing personal honey, simply a matter of balancing volume of the sink against the volume of what you intend to put in it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (lWwfn)

297 If you ever get a husband, and when it's the 2020's, he accidentally stands in your sink and collapses the plumbing... go easy on him.
___

Hubby's an electrician.

He knows better.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (RAXdc)

298 Invent a drone that can change a light bulb. My nephews ex house had at least a 3 story open living room with a fan and lights way up on the peak. Probably looked great at first, then the bulbs burned out and the area needed cleaning and painting. Young nephew never thought of that, plus hard to heat room.

Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (YVx1O)

299 Lol. Son just texted me and told on his dad. "He called me and was freaking out."

Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.

This is going to be a pricey light bulb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

300 Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.
Posted by: Splunge

It really is the kind of move I would make, and in turn, my husband would be the seething one.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

301 Looks like lower judges are getting back into the game of trying to block things by using the same substantive due process arguments that were just torpedoed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (b2nrj)

302 Do you gyre and gimble?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)


Do you have a wabe?!?

Posted by: uffing boy standing in thought at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)

303 299 Lol. Son just texted me and told on his dad. "He called me and was freaking out."

Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.

This is going to be a pricey light bulb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

Jeez, Jane must run her house with an iron fist.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (b2nrj)

304 and prop everything up with a 2x4.


No duct tape?

Amateurs!

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (u+Y3T)

305 This is going to be a pricey light bulb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

It's these damn new curly light bulbs, I'm telling you.

Posted by: Mr. D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (dscaa)

306 Lol. Son just texted me and told on his dad. "He called me and was freaking out."

Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.

This is going to be a pricey light bulb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

Jeez, Jane must run her house with an iron fist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (b2nrj)

No. And I make sammiches and take good care of my husband, who I love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

307 Hi RI Red

Did you see that a 70 foot trimaran shattered the Bermuda record?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

308 289 Do those Leopards look like Cheetahs to anyone else but me?
Posted by: Muad'dib



They look like Cheetahs because they are Cheetahs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

309 Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

Joe Manchin: I'm goin' down to shoot a campaign commercial, you know I gotta pretend I didn't just come out against the Roe V Wade decision.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (2hil/)

310 No. And I make sammiches and take good care of my husband, who whomst I love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

311 Welp, phone is dying. Gotta recharge and wait to hear from our plumber.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

312
Plus - I've heard that people think the volleyball scene is teh gay. I wouldn't know; I didn't make it that far... but Cruise & Kilmer practically made out a couple times during the part I did see.

I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)

313 Do those Leopards look like Cheetahs to anyone else but me?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (eyOr9)

Endorian leopards.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

314 >The Media is now saying or hinting that if the Republicans take the house, they will ban same sex marriage, and just about every other law that has been passed by the Democrats.

I hope we do. Burning one of their shibboleths will incur the exact same cost as burning all of them. They deserve it, it's the only way they will leave us alone. I fucking hope we do.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (ybIRR)

315 Jane D'oh

Thank you for sharing this story, and making us feel a little better about our stupid actions. Glad there were no injuries to people, only to pride. And this will be a story to tell in the future.

Your girl friends will probably nod, and tell their tales of woe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

316 I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)

I'm pretty sure it's all the not-totally gay sex that happens aboard ships long at sea.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (b2nrj)

317 That's where I'm at, Ben Had. My old dog was my last puppy and I got her in 2008. Don't think my surviving dog wants competition. Cat is kind of the same way, but I really want another Russian Blue. I probably wouldn't be able to resist a kitten

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (5HBd1)

318 Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies....

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)

319 Dear sweet Lawd...I think a miracle just occurred.

This place unloaded me in two hours.

Two hours!

Someone call the Pope.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (Fcmb9)

320 Penguins ? Penguins !

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)

321 >>>47 Is the "Are we no longer standing with Ukraine?" in the sidebar supposed to be a link?

no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)

322 Robert

Making supply chains more efficient since June 2022.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

323 I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.

Yeah, that must be where "Rum, sodomy, and the lash" comes from.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (Bd6X8)

324 Hi RI Red

Did you see that a 70 foot trimaran shattered the Bermuda record?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)


The thing about trimarans is that they're just as stable upside down as they are right side up.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (AiZBA)

325 I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)

Somebody yelled "squirrel" and we all ran out the doggie door at warp speed...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (LOVUx)

326 I'm pretty sure it's all the not-totally gay sex that happens aboard ships long at sea.


"What am I gonna do on a submarine?" - Village People, "In the Navy"

Pretty sure he figured it out....

Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)

327 I hope we do. Burning one of their shibboleths will incur the exact same cost as burning all of them. They deserve it, it's the only way they will leave us alone. I fucking hope we do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
----------
This.

Punish them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (5p7BC)

328 321 no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)


Nope; not since the firmware update got pushed out this past Friday.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (DTX3h)

329 You can set the tip in Instacart and you can tip after the delivery too. I set mine for 15% and if they did a great job, I'll bump that up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

330 *dials the Vatican


Pronto ! Posso parlare con il Papa? Ho notizie interessanti!

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)

331 ha fucking ha ha


Trans skateboarder, 29, who beat 13-year-old girl to first prize in women's competition is a divorced, ex-Navy father-of-three who was REJECTED from Olympic qualifiers for having too much testosterone

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (ex2Cx)

332 And under HIIPA its illegal to ask your medical condition or history.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (oHd/0)

Lol.

Posted by: HR checking your Vax status at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (a0KPx)

333 I will admit, when I heard "Marty Friedman moved to Japan to produce music there," I expected something less like a Sailor Moon soundtrack, and more like this:

https://youtu.be/AxYiOwsu6wU

No, he's not involved here, AFAIK.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)

334 I did not see it, Jack, but I'm gonna check.
I did have to do a nine hour round trip to Cranston today to pick up my out of state CCW renewal permit in person.
Massachusetts mails it to me.
Nice new BCI building over near the prison, though. Your tax dollars at work!

Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (3lufg)

335 Have a great night, everyone.

May all your adventures in the kitchen be knife and plumber free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

336 Is the "Are we no longer standing with Ukraine?" in the sidebar supposed to be a link?

no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)


what is ?? I want to be current.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (V13WU)

337 >>The thing about trimarans is that they're just as stable upside down as they are right side up.

Even more so if the sails are up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

338 The Media is now saying or hinting that if the Republicans take the house, they will ban same sex marriage, and just about every other law that has been passed by the Democrats.

I hope we do. Burning one of their shibboleths will incur the exact same cost as burning all of them. They deserve it, it's the only way they will leave us alone. I fucking hope we do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (ybIRR)

Im agnostic about it, but im not sure that "threatening" repeal of gay marriage if the republicans take the house will have the effect the dems expect...!

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

339 BTW, are you old school 13 or 18 spd guy? Tell me you have a preDEF pete or ken and lie if you must.
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)

It's an automa...I mean, yeah, 18 speed.
*Shifty eyes*

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (YE3dr)

340 >>>Allegedly Clarence Thomas: The liberals made my life miserable for 43 years, and I'm going to make their lives miserable for 43 years.

I would say that the chances are low that this is a real quote. I only wish it =WAS= true.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (ybIRR)


A humble suggestion for a Clarence Thomas theme song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y

Justice Thomas has the remedy.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (yk557)

341 Somebody yelled "squirrel" and we all ran out the doggie door at warp speed...

Exactly. With the left, it's squirrels all the way down.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

342
no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)

Yeah, it was the old college try - but they just couldn't get America to catch The Fever for war with... Russia?

After that, it was Malcolm Nance eating twinkies in a place nobody cares about, and then everyone got really bored, and then some chicks might not be able to whack out their kids at some point in the future, and everyone's being pushed to go crazy about that instead, and besides Zelensky's not *that* handsome, and Clarence Thomas is more of a devil than Putin, and everyone just forgot about their heartfelt allegiance to the Azov Battalion and the Ghost of Kiev.

The Ukraine thing - however it shakes out - will be a quickly forgotten episode of "America: The Soap Opera."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:59 PM (IXpV7)

343 Pronto ! Posso parlare con il Papa? Ho notizie interessanti!
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU

-----------

Roughly translated:

Quick! Dad has to parlay with the possums to interdict the prostitutes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:59 PM (u73oe)

344 My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."

Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC

That’s a man who knows his limits.

Posted by: 7man at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (qwO6y)

345 No. And I make sammiches and take good care of my husband, who I love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my goodness. I just received via ebay a 1968 copy of the Ball Blue Book (for canning, you perverts), and the inside back cover is a treatise on "How to Preserve Your Husband." Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water. This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good, by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses. Wrap them in a mantle of of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. thus prepared, they will keep for years.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)

346 340 A humble suggestion for a Clarence Thomas theme song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y

Justice Thomas has the remedy.
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (yk557)


And I was so hoping for Superfly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (2hil/)

347 >>I did not see it, Jack, but I'm gonna check.

First Saturday finisher on a Friday start in the history of the race. 33 hours, crazy fast.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7upcaz

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

348
Lol.
Posted by: HR checking your Vax status at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (a0KPx)

_________

Our Bodies, Our Choice was on sabbatical

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:01 PM (/U27+)

349 Jane your husband was just explaining the problem to you so you could understand

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)

350 I get to hook up the utility trailer tonight, for a trip tomorrow to get electric brakes installed. It will be my first time hitching up since I bought it. Pretty sure I'll be okay and I can take all the time I want.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1)

351 Notsothoreau, I have the luxury of having my dogs and kitties cared for if the bus hits me. I will vicariously get my puppy and kitten fixes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (OqjtX)

352 42 dead illegals in a tractor trailer in San Antonio.

Great border policy, Biden.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (Lqf5w)

353 349 Jane your husband was just explaining the problem to you so you could understand
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)


Maybe duck now.

Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (2hil/)

354 339 BTW, are you old school 13 or 18 spd guy? Tell me you have a preDEF pete or ken and lie if you must.
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)

It's an automa...I mean, yeah, 18 speed.
*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (YE3dr)
B61 Mack Duplex

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (0OP+5)

355
Jane your husband was just explaining the problem to you so you could understand
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)

_______

Jane's so cute when she's mad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)

356 349 Jane your husband was just explaining the problem to you so you could understand
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)

I expect Jane knows exactly what the problem is, and it isn't plumbing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (LOVUx)

357 Yikes. The thread is taking forever to completely load. Same with the prior thread. And I have a pretty decent ISP connection. In the grand scheme of things, no biggie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

358 I am hoping, when I get moved, that I can find someone to take care of my dog and cat if anything happens. I was most worried about the old dog, with her health issues. But that's not a worry any more. Young dog can be a challenge but he loves everyone. My cat would hide and no one could find her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (5HBd1)

359
42 dead illegals in a tractor trailer in San Antonio.

------

I presume they were whipped to death by white men on horseback?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (IXpV7)

360 "Margaret Sanger must be rolling in her grave, knowing that a black man overruled Roe v. Wade"

Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)

361
Great border policy, Biden.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (Lqf5w)

__________

Republicans blocked funding for limousines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (/U27+)

362 88
in my family the saying was "shut up and eat".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw !

Please clean your plate dear
The Lord above can see ya
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (63Dwl)
----
The spoof I liked was:
"Finish your email dear, there are people offline in India."

Posted by: Ciampino at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

363 360 "Margaret Sanger must be rolling in her grave, knowing that a black man overruled Roe v. Wade"
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)

More likely roasting in hell, but YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (LOVUx)

364 I just received via ebay a 1968 copy of the Ball Blue Book
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)

I thought that said the Blue Ball Book.

That's going to be the title of my memoirs.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (irA6v)

365 And Kelly McGillis wasn't even hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I saw Kelly McGillis in a recent low budget Indy horror flick called the Innkeepers. All I will say is that time is a cruel friggin' mistress.

I will compliment her for getting a ton of work done. She's aged naturally. I hate that puffy lips and lion's smile look from the one's that do. Like Brandon.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (p3lya)

366 Army recruiter: Are you trans?

No

Are you trying to get an abortion?

No

Well, I gotta be straight with you, there just aren't many opportunities for people like you in the Army.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wx49j)

367 Hubbymayhem says, " oh no, Billy Joe Armstrong is going to leave the United States and go live in the UK. "

Me: didn't he jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wy1BU)

368 no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)

In fairness, the left supported it longer than they do when the US military is called to action.

Posted by: Bete at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (a0KPx)

369 "Margaret Sanger must be rolling in her grave, knowing that a black man overruled Roe v. Wade"
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)


Could be the post of the week.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (UtyEK)

370 I thought that said the Blue Ball Book.

That's going to be the title of my memoirs.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (irA6v)

Like I said, ya perverts.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (LOVUx)

371 Oh my goodness. I just received via ebay a 1968 copy of the Ball Blue Book (for canning, you perverts), and the inside back cover is a treatise on "How to Preserve Your Husband." Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water. This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good, by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses. Wrap them in a mantle of of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. thus prepared, they will keep for years.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)

And, from time to time, greet him at the door wearing only Saran Wrap and an inviting smile.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)

372 Same sex marriage was nationalized by a "conservative" court. The clowns of course know this.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (dscaa)

373 I confirm page loading problem.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)

374 Well, I gotta be straight with you, there just aren't many opportunities for people like you in the Army.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wx49j)

"Are you two homosexuals?"

"No, but we are willing to learn."

At one time, that was hilarious.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (LOVUx)

375 Page is loading fine for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (irA6v)

376 Same sex marriage was nationalized by a "conservative" court. The clowns of course know this.




Another made up right not in the Constitution.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (V13WU)

377 Like I said, ya perverts.

You called?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (Bd6X8)

378 And, from time to time, greet him at the door wearing only Saran Wrap and an inviting smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)

thigh high fishnets and a see-through babydoll.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)

379 Yikes, Jack, that's like (divide by 33, carry the 1 ...) an average of 20 knots!
I think I averaged about 5 in a Tartan 34. Several centuries ago.

Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (3lufg)

380 page loading is slow and wonky for me. Keeps jumping up and down after mostly loaded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (4I/2K)

381 I predict the next trend will be law firms made up of based lawyers kicking the crap out of their old firms in court.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)


The Bar Association gets pressure from the Governor's office and the legislature, and has to keep in mind their relationships with the government.
I mean a supreme court win is good, but true value in life comes from friendships.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)

382 378 And, from time to time, greet him at the door wearing only Saran Wrap and an inviting smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)

thigh high fishnets and a see-through babydoll.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)


Did both of those, and my wife still doesn't respect me. What now?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)

383
"Unnamed DoJ Sources Say Mexican Death Truck Driven by Trump"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (IXpV7)

384 I will compliment her for getting a ton of work done. She's aged naturally. I hate that puffy lips and lion's smile look from the one's that do. Like Brandon.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Oops, that's NOT getting a ton of work done. Not getting.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (p3lya)

385 Really off topic but this is putting a cramp in my plans. There is no oil based paint to be had.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)

386 Jane D'oh

Thank you for sharing this story, and making us feel a little better about our stupid actions. Glad there were no injuries to people, only to pride. And this will be a story to tell in the future.

Your girl friends will probably nod, and tell their tales of woe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at Ju


Oh yes. My husband is the smartest and most handy person I know, but frequently eschews basic / common sense safety rules --He thinks his flip flops are OSHA approved safety gear .

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

387 Did both of those, and my wife still doesn't respect me. What now?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)

Get the peeler and go to town.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (LOVUx)

388 Wow.

Turned on the local news.
What a shitshow.

Between the screeching about roevwade, the praying coach and global warming, there wasn't a single story that was factual and informative.

Jeepers. They want us to all start killing each other.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)

389 My wife has started her colonoscopy prep and I'm puking my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.

Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

390 thigh high fishnets and a see-through babydoll.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)

Oooh, what a lucky man, he was!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (4I/2K)

391 Baby elephant...funny story , they used African Elephant to portray Banthas in Star Wars. Problem with that, that elephant tried to take the annoying costume off during filming. Because it was too hot.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

392 360 "Margaret Sanger must be rolling in her grave, knowing that a black man overruled Roe v. Wade"
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)


I'm not particularly content regarding the decision, myself.

Posted by: zombie Neal Boortz at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (DTX3h)

393 385 Really off topic but this is putting a cramp in my plans. There is no oil based paint to be had.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)

If you are painting over oil based paint, you can use any number of other mixes. Talk to your local dealer (NOT home depot or Lowes, they don't know anything), and get a list of paint systems that will adhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:12 PM (LOVUx)

394
I'm not particularly content regarding the decision, myself.
Posted by: zombie Neal Boortz at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (DTX3h)

You, sir, are a Great American!

Posted by: GET HAAAANITIZED! at June 27, 2022 09:12 PM (IXpV7)

395 I predict the next trend will be law firms made up of based lawyers kicking the crap out of their old firms in court.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)


Definitely. The woke lawyers can't win except by distorting the Constitution, or like Obama did and Biden is doing, by throwing in the towel on the fights they don't like.

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

396
Really off topic but this is putting a cramp in my plans. There is no oil based paint to be had.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)

_________

You're having cramps?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:13 PM (/U27+)

397 389 My wife has started her colonoscopy prep and I'm puking my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

You know you arrived when you give up simultaneous orgasms for simultaneous crapper use (or naps, and those are better). I do hope you hacienda has a double holer.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (LOVUx)

398 My wife has started her colonoscopy prep and I'm puking my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

So it's like Yin and Yang over there.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (STrjs)

399 I saw Jane's Fallen Sink open up for Plumber's Crack at the Spousatoriam back in 09.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (8GBH4)

400 >>Yikes, Jack, that's like (divide by 33, carry the 1 ...) an average of 20 knots!
I think I averaged about 5 in a Tartan 34. Several centuries ago.

Fastest I got there was an early Monday morning arrival and I though we were flying. They beat our time by over a day!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

401 "You know you arrived when you give up simultaneous orgasms for simultaneous crapper use (or naps, and those are better). I do hope you hacienda has a double holer.
Posted by: tcn in AK, "
*******
Fortunately, we do have a few holes available.

Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:15 PM (sWy2N)

402 ah well, safe driving, Robert

Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)

403 360 "Margaret Sanger must be rolling in her grave, knowing that a black man overruled Roe v. Wade"
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)


Imagonna steal that!!

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

404 Smash & I made it to Waco, Tx in one piece. Dad made the local news, they found him deceased nearby from heat related exposure. Falls County is planning an autopsy just to be certain.

Family drama begins tomorrow am, bright n shiny. prayers that i don't remove my sister from the board for causing this would be very appreciated.

y'all be cool.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)

405 Phrasing, Cosda?

Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (3lufg)

406 388 Wow.

Turned on the local news.
What a shitshow.
Between the screeching about roevwade, the praying coach and global warming, there wasn't a single story that was factual and informative.
Jeepers. They want us to all start killing each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Yes they do. Feature not bug.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

407 >>> 149
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

__________

He was trying to be helpful. Calm down.

*flees*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)

Possibly the two most dangerous words in the English language...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8)

408 My wife has started her colonoscopy prep and I'm puking my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)

409 Bif, prayers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 09:18 PM (kf6Ak)

410 tcn, I'm repainting all the metal work in my metal barn. I need a rust-o-leum product to keep the rust at bay because once a year I have to wash down the inside of the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:18 PM (OqjtX)

411 Falls County is planning an autopsy just to be certain.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road)

Hey, my dad was born and buried in Falls County!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (p3lya)

412 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)

Prayers up.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (b9Rih)

413 y'all be cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)

Condolences and prayers, Mr. Bif.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (4I/2K)

414 Stay cool, Bif. Condolences.

Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (3lufg)

415 Sorry, Bif. It's always such a nightmare dealing with family after someone dies. Prayers that it goes smoothly for you.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)

416 no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)


The meme with Batman slapping Robin Meme "We [verb] with [current thing] now" is getting a workout

I think the "we care about Roe!" is going to scrape off a lot of the NPC thinking

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

417 I think the Praying Coach decision is almost as amazing and critical as Dobbs.

Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

418 My wife has started her colonoscopy prep and I'm puking my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)

More pea soup?

Posted by: Regan MacNeil at June 27, 2022 09:21 PM (4I/2K)

419 404 Smash & I made it to Waco, Tx in one piece. Dad made the local news, they found him deceased nearby from heat related exposure. Falls County is planning an autopsy just to be certain.
Family drama begins tomorrow am, bright n shiny. prayers that i don't remove my sister from the board for causing this would be very appreciated.
y'all be cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)
Ask GOD for understanding and patience, bro.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)

420 Google engineer identifies anonymous faces in WWII photos with AI facial recognition

https://tinyurl.com/4akp8t3p

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:24 PM (STrjs)

421 Prayers, Bif

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (89T5c)

422 Ask GOD for understanding and patience, bro.
Posted by: Eromero

HE would have understood had i taken the Corsicana exit and visited with you and Ben Had. October cannot arrive quickly enough.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (ZnzuZ)

423 Bif, if there is anything I can do for you please don't hesitate to let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (OqjtX)

424 AK, that preserving your husband is in a lot of places, and is cute

Good job on the 60's Ball Blue Book, mine is worn all out and I had to buy another one.
The older ones have better recipes

Wanna talk canning?

Oh, and Buy. Lids. Now. do not wait

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (xhaym)

425 "my guts out from a yet undetermined stomach aliment. It's not going to be a fun night around here.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)

More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)

More pea soup?
Posted by: Regan MacNeil"
*******
No soup, please! My son just texted that about half the folks who were at my grandson's first birthday party this weekend are in my predicament.

Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (sWy2N)

426 I helped my niece move today. Holy effing shit. How did I do this many years ago? I had so much energy then. Today I loaded up my car with boxes drove to her house unloaded them and I was fucking done. My whole body hurts.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

427 359
42 dead illegals in a tractor trailer in San Antonio.

------

I presume they were whipped to death by white men on horseback?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (IXpV7)


F'n Joe and Alejandro Mayorkas killed them with kindness.

Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (AMIL/)

428 Also in preserving your husband, you can do it in alcohol but the color starts leaching out after a bit, and they never are as good as fresh

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)

429 ah well, safe driving, Robert
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)

Thank you, sir! I'll try to drive slow for the sake of the wetbacks in my trailer I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (STrjs)

430 Sorry, Bif. What a very , very difficult thing to go through, May the Lord provide strength., comfort
. Patience, peace and wisdom.




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (GLJgZ)

431 Thank you, sir! I'll try to drive slow for the sake of the wetbacks in my trailer I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING!!!!!

About the driving slow or the wetbacks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (Bd6X8)

432 y'all be cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)

Sorry to hear that. Condolences.

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (STrjs)

433 >>> 312
Plus - I've heard that people think the volleyball scene is teh gay. I wouldn't know; I didn't make it that far... but Cruise & Kilmer practically made out a couple times during the part I did see.

I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)

Right. Top Gun. Not us.

Posted by: Village People at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (llON8)

434 About the driving slow or the wetbacks?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (Bd6X

Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (STrjs)

435 Big train wreck in Missouri, 3 dead lots of injured.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (HGpq7)

436 I just got the new Ball Blue Book. It's basically worthless. Got a new copy of Socking Up that will be a lot more useful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:30 PM (5HBd1)

437 Think I got a bad nic, doc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (9qSw/)

438 Did both of those, and my wife still doesn't respect me. What now?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)


shave your back and try again?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

439 10 dead, hundreds injured by toxic gas leak in Jordan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (HGpq7)

440 Smart dogs.

https://tinyurl.com/3kkj2pc5

Posted by: Javems at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (AmoqO)

441 Bif, if there is anything I can do for you please don't hesitate to let me know.
Posted by: Ben Had

just continue to be yourself. knowing this fine group of people has my back and will expect adult behaviour out of me is all i need to keep my chin up.

Fen, thank you. it means a lot to me. thank you all for the prayers.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (ZnzuZ)

442 "Unnamed DoJ Sources Say Clarence Thomas Was Engineer on Missouri Death Train"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (IXpV7)

443 10 dead, hundreds injured by toxic gas leak in Jordan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (HGpq7)

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That's a shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (u73oe)

444 Sri Lanka is out of fuel, humanitarian crisis expected, unless Putin can step in and help.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (HGpq7)

445 ig train wreck in Missouri, 3 dead lots of injured.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (HGpq7)

Hit a dump truck.

How does you somehow miss a bloody train coming right at you?

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (STrjs)

446 426 I helped my niece move today. Holy effing shit. How did I do this many years ago? I had so much energy then. Today I loaded up my car with boxes drove to her house unloaded them and I was fucking done. My whole body hurts.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel


Maybe sign up for some hot yoga or spin class?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (9qSw/)

447 My son just texted that about half the folks who were at my grandson's first birthday party this weekend are in my predicament.

Ruh roh.. sounds like food poisoning.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel)

448 426 I helped my niece move today. Holy effing shit. How did I do this many years ago? I had so much energy then. Today I loaded up my car with boxes drove to her house unloaded them and I was fucking done. My whole body hurts.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)


I know the feeling. Helped son #1 move back in March and came home with a nice hernia for my troubles. Haven't mentioned it to wifey and I'm so looking forward to when she finds out. Maybe I'll try that standing on the kitchen sink thing and see how that goes.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (lWwfn)

449 I do hope you hacienda has a double holer.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (LOVUx)

Upper-deckers are not advised.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (ybIRR)

450 Dogs and cats living together!

Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (STrjs)

451 It's always the potato salad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/)

452 I have a bunch of stuff I want to try canning (heavy cream, milk, some nice chicken recipes). And I have a brand new, small All American canner. But, I'm moving. And I don't think it's wise for me to try and move a bunch of glass jars cross country. I do have some pint and half pint jars that I will move. Frustrating

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)

453 Grampa Shitpants and his clowncar junta own all those deaths. Fucking scumbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (89T5c)

454 451 It's always the potato salad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/

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I thought it was the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (u73oe)

455 Tropical activity now ramping up, three centers now forming in Atlantic.

Analysts predict hurricane season could push gasoline above $10 a gallon in certain parts of the country.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (HGpq7)

456 AlaBAMA I'm already taking to aerobics classes and added Zumba which I will start tomorrow.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel)

457 454 451 It's always the potato salad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/

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I thought it was the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (u73oe


Only in Canada.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (9qSw/)

458 "My son just texted that about half the folks who were at my grandson's first birthday party this weekend are in my predicament.

Ruh roh.. sounds like food poisoning.
Posted by: jewells45"
******
Seems like it is. My wife didn't eat much there and she's ok.

Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (sWy2N)

459 I helped someone move apartments yesterday... Both were third-floor walk-ups with internal staircases... Fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (IXpV7)

460 I don't get it. Why hide them in a truck? It's not like anyone is getting deported.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:37 PM (u73oe)

461 That golden made my day.
I needed it.
Thanks Ace!

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:37 PM (79p/O)

462 Google engineer identifies anonymous faces in WWII photos with AI facial recognition
--------------------------------
Does it work for Frenchwomen doing their hair in their bedrooms too?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (yikp0)

463 456 AlaBAMA I'm already taking to aerobics classes and added Zumba which I will start tomorrow.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel

Good for you!


No kidding, I finally got off my butt and started strength training again after like 15 years of being a bean pod. I couldn't walk a flight of steps without getting winded.

Feel like 73 thousand bucks now. It's hell the first few weeks but feeling better is worth it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (9qSw/)

464 "Unnamed DoD Sources Say Putin Responsible for Jordanian Gas Attack"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (IXpV7)

465 Want me to help you move? Sure!

*Sends links to local moving companies *

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)

466 Helped son #1 move back in March and came home with a nice hernia for my troubles.

Oooff!! That sucks dude. Take care of that. Serious.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

467 I helped my niece move today. Holy effing shit. How did I do this many years ago? I had so much energy then. Today I loaded up my car with boxes drove to her house unloaded them and I was fucking done. My whole body hurts.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

I know the feeling.
-----

Complete sympathy for you both. Things that were easy to do 4-5 years ago, are now just plain difficult.

About the hernia...get it repaired. Don't put it off. It will get worse. I just came off of *bilateral* surgery in late April. I had put it off for 4 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer ,etc., etc. at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (JlkmQ)

468 Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

*adds Jackstraw to List*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM


In this instance, JackStraw is correct, Jane.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)

469 Unnamed DoD Sources

Senior officials.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (HGpq7)

470 >>> 468 Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

*adds Jackstraw to List*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM

In this instance, JackStraw is correct, Jane.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (llON8)

471 Marriage does not involve tab A and tab A, or slot B and slot B. Whoever wishes to live together can do so, and you can leave your stuff to your dog if your will says so. Kids do not need two mommies or two daddies. Its debatable whether that is better or worse than perpetual foster care for a normal kids' development.
And I just can't stop internally laughing every time I think about the Congressional Black Caucus requesting that a national emergency be called over restricting abortion. They must be terrified of there being too many black people around.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (3/XaG)

472 When it comes to moving, sometimes it's just best to torch your place and move on.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (BFigT)

473 >>> 469 Unnamed DoD Sources

Senior officials.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (HGpq7)

17 Intelligence Agencies

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (llON8)

474 That dog who won't make it as a watchdog looks like a Golden Retreater

Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (kXYt5)

475 Unnamed DoD Sources Say
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


See?!?!?! You take away abortion rights, and now women aren't even giving their kids names.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

476 Unnamed DoD Sources

Senior officials.

17 Intelligence Agencies


A group of 30 former generals.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (HGpq7)

477 When it comes to moving, sometimes it's just best to torch your place and move on.

-----

Whenever I move, I usually throw away about 2/3 of my stuff. Great time to fill a dumpster or two.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (IXpV7)

478 Bif, likewise, there are Morons in the Central TX area (me being one) if you need anything.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

479 I don't get it. Why hide them in a truck? It's not like anyone is getting deported.

Posted by: Duke Lowell


Yeah, doesn't make a damn bit of sense. They should have just walked en masse into the nearest border patrol office and said "I want my ticket to the nearest swing state, puta." Biden and Co. would have obliged.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (Lqf5w)

480 Mike Hammer my BIL had a hernia years ago. Got surgery, didn't listen to the doctor and got another one. He let it go until it literally threatened his life. Thankfully he's okay. You can't put it off and you need to listen to what the doctor says.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (nxdel)

481 It's always the potato salad.

*********

Mousse out back shoulda told you.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (kXYt5)

482 Hey jewells.

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (79p/O)

483 Yes,

A very cute puppy.

Heading for the Orange Tree. It is, after all, after work.

You would not be interested in my work. It involves the court system under our current Soros implanted (no one really voted for this Marxist Bitch) taking care of folks just out of prison/jail/on drugs/or soon to be doing drugs again/felons /or recently "downgraded" to low misdemeanor (kicking the sh** out of you girlfriend is one)

so yeah....catch ya later

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (J00IM)

484 481

Lol

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:46 PM (79p/O)

485 Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM


Wut? It's not like I said "calm down"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:46 PM (a3Q+t)

486 Just browsed the previous thread. Lizzy is nuts.
Can’t believe nobody did a Iron Eyes Warren sock: “People start papooses. People can stop papooses! [tear rolls down cheek]

Posted by: Rex B at June 27, 2022 09:47 PM (F98dM)

487 {{Mpfs}} how are you dear?

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)

488 Jewells,
Still the same.
Spending 8 to 10 hours a day , everyday, at the hospital.

I do lurk quite a bit, just too wiped out most days to comment.

How are you?

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:50 PM (79p/O)

489 Day one of the sex strike.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:50 PM (C35Jn)

490 mpfs

Hang in there, God knows you are in a difficult place, but there are a lot of good Horde people praying for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

491 Jewells,
I know. The Horde are good people.

Well.... most of them are.

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:53 PM (79p/O)

492
Day one of the sex strike.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Is there a three strike law?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

493 Not leopard, cheetahs. Leopards live in trees and stalk apes, would probably be eaten if leopard.

Posted by: Scoob at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (uz9Qm)

494 Unnamed DoD Sources

Senior officials.

17 Intelligence Agencies

A group of 30 former generals.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (HGpq7)


Familiar with thinking of DoD officials.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (V13WU)

495 These women threatening a sex strike is like me threatening to give up exercise.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (u73oe)

496 "Day one of the sex strike.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

I'm holding my own.

Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (vrz2I)

497 Day one of the sex strike.
a


==

There is a sex union ?? hahaha !

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (V13WU)

498 'rons and 'ettes,

I know it's not ONT time yet, but I'm stressed.

My daughter has told me that I want her to die because I support Roe being overturned.

My son has just stormed out the door.

I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)

499 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)

Your kids don’t have a right to ruin your life.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (YglAn)

500 That Kari Lake is a One.

Brett sure was a shithead in that interview.

Fox News Blows

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (ufFY8)

501 I had to put off hernia surgery for 2 years. Sucked. Finally, 11/2020, relief.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (KAi1n)

502 Bif, prayers up for peace and wisdom!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

503 Mpfs you are still in my prayers.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:58 PM (nxdel)

504 Captain Whitebread.. damn I'm so sorry. That's awful

Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel)

505 Sorry to hear that, CW. They're using emotional blackmail. Disgusting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (u73oe)

506 Day One of the sex strike. I know how this one turns out!

Posted by: Zombie Aristophanes at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (5w4FU)

507 CW a prayer for peace in your house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)

508 498
Captain Whitebread,
That's awful. I'm so sorry.

That's emotional blackmail. So, so wrong.

Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (79p/O)

509 I know it's not ONT time yet, but I'm stressed.
My daughter has told me that I want her to die because I support Roe being overturned.
My son has just stormed out the door.

I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
***
To Daughter: Quit screwing around. Get on the pill.
To Son: What's your effing problem?
To Both: I'm rewriting the will.

That'll bring them around.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (anj39)

510 Don't cross the sex strike picket line. Too many scabs.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (kXYt5)

511 I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
Your kids don’t have a right to ruin your life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


You have the responsibility to to do what is right and ethical in your view, your family may not approve, but come Judgement Day, YOU will be asked the questions about what YOU did in your life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

512 I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)

You kids are being ignorant, and illogical.
Probably because they cannot reconcile in their minds killing babies versus the discomfort their God-given conscience is whispering to them.
Maybe their anger is a sign of hope, as they can use their reason to sort out why they are angry. This is better than having no conscience at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2022 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

513 498

Kids will make choices in spite of how you tried to raise them
(Damn the internet).

As a father, you will have to stand your ground and let them learn some hard life lessons.

At the end of the day....your children, they have to grow up with or without you.

I consider myself blessed with good young adults and I hope you will still have influence during these trying times for all of us.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 27, 2022 10:05 PM (J00IM)

514 Captain Whitebread, sent you an email today. Hope that address is still functional.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 10:21 PM (OqjtX)

515 Its a Cheata not a leopard.

Posted by: Sixiron at June 28, 2022 12:54 PM (c4Wfm)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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