Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/28/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Devastating. Mentally, emotionally, and financially. When I heard the ruling from the judge, it was just unbelievable. I immediately got up and left the courtroom.” Betty Hooker


Quote II

“The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”a Pentagon spokesman


Quote III

I wouldn’t put a meat thermometer in these gravy-covered coquettes, much less my… never mind. You get the point.Kevin Downey, Jr.

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Ground Chuck?

Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat

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The Democrat cheerleaders are stuck in the past. Juan Williams still believes Hillary is a savior.

Fox News political analyst Juan Williams is ridiculously claiming that Hillary Clinton can save the Democrats from a bloodbath in the 2022 midterms by carping about women's rights after SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade.

In a fevered, hallucinatory political wet dream, Williams evidently believes that Clinton is still the savior of the Democratic Party.

In May, before the leak of the ruling by the Supreme Court surfaced, Clinton warned CBS News that rescinding the constitutional right to abortion "is incredibly dangerous and it is not just about a woman's right to choose. It is about much more than that."


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(Mystery Click? Meme H/T CBD)

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Don't understand Quote III, watch this.............


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I'm never lucky enough to see fun things while driving. Someone has some 'splaing to do.

Fireworks shoot from truck that caught fire on New Jersey highway

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But cooking inside a home with wood is inefficent.

Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.


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Science......H/T Yankeefifth

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Speaking of science: Obese, sweating and wallowing in a state of torpor is no way to go through life, John Podhoretz.

Trump Is In Deep, Deep, Deep, Deep Trouble

The testimony this afternoon of Cassidy Hutchinson, the aide to Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, cannot be dismissed. If what she has testified to, sworn under oath, is not countered or contradicted by Meadows or Trump’s White House counsel Pat Cippolone—either under oath themselves or eventually before a grand jury—then there is a credible criminal case that Trump violated the law in ways not dealt with by the second impeachment, and from which he would not be shielded by executive privilege. It’s possible her memory is faulty, or that she is a fantasist and that none of this happened. But she has reported directly on things that went on inside the White House and around the Oval Office on January 5 and January 6 that go beyond the merely circumstantial.

The case the January 6 committee is building in a far more painstaking manner than anyone could have expected is that Trump knowingly encouraged the formation of, and participated in the forward deployment, of a crowd he knew was armed. He was told so on January 6. We also know now that Trump had told Meadows to make contact on January 5 with Roger Stone and Michael Flynn, both of whom were communicating with the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers—some of whose leaders have been charged with seditious conspiracy. We also know that Meadows told Hutchinson he was going to go to the suite personally but she either changed his mind or he did and he called instead. What was said on the call we do not yet know.

Hutchinson testified that Trump was told by the Secret Service they were making the crowd at the rally on January 6 go through magnetometers because they were armed. Trump was angered by this, something she knew because she was “in the vicinity of a conversation where I overheard the president say something to the effect of, ‘You know, I don’t f-ing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me. Take the f-ing mags away. Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here. Let the people in. Take the f-ing mags away.’”

No one ever stated Podhoretz could think outside the potato chip bag.

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Awww shucks!

Ford Motor Co. will be suspending end-of-lease buyout options for customers driving all-electric vehicles, provided they took possession of the model after June 15, 2022. Those who nabbed their Mach-E beforehand will still have the option of purchasing the automobile once their lease ends. However, there are some states that won’t be abiding by the updated rules until the end of the year, not that it matters when customers are almost guaranteed to have to wait at least that long on a reserved vehicle.


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Tonight's content too maudlin? Perhaps this will lift your spirits. Bad and I mean really fvcking bad tattoos.


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Maybe you care. And that is fine with me. However I could care less.

IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Strawberry Emporium



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It seems every air flight has one Genius Award Winner.

A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

A disgusted fellow customer identified the man and pointed him out to cabin crew, posting a video of the culprit sitting in the row opposite and being confronted by staff to TikTok.

The man was on a Southwest flight from Detroit to Denver when he decided to send the lewd photo to several devices around him.


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For a while he escaped his terminal illness. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Pearl Jam helped create a once-in-a-lifetime moment for a terminally ill fan during their concert in Berlin, Germany on June 21st.

Via Live for Live Music, the fan in question, Roland Mandel, originally bought his tickets to see the band back in 2019 for their planned 2020 tour. But, of course, that tour was pushed back due to the coronavirus pandemic, and in the interim, Mandel was diagnosed with ALS.

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1 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (+kj70)

2 Hah! Too easy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)

3 hey

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (geLO8)

4 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (Msys3)

6 Damn Doof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (mE7cY)

7 Top 5

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:01 PM (MGB5H)

8

¡Hola!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (cRLyS)

9 Well...fuck.

Doof beat me.

Bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)

10 Lol

CBD was this *makes large space with arms* close.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)

11 How many bodies are at the bottom of that lake?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

12 *Smiles at BAMA and CBD*

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (+kj70)

13 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

14 11 How many bodies are at the bottom of that lake?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)


Not enough.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

15 I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

16 If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

The older brat will drink it.

He prefers my expensive bourbon, but in a pinch will drink gasoline I think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (XIJ/X)

17 15 I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

If it sucks, you can always use a mixer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

Or use it in his next Sous Vide adventure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

18 Is that the homeowner or the state's responsibility? re: crevasse size pot hole.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (08ncd)

19 Hello, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

20 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


I await your review!

I picked up a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch Select today. Birthday gift for Son of Doof, who turns 23 tomorrow.
Spotted a handle sized bottle of Sazerac Rye behind the counter -- for $49.99. Did not have to think about that for even a nanosecond!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:06 PM (+kj70)

21 'Allo everyone!

Had a nice birthday. Went to town with my mom, ate some good food, bought a new book and a Cardinals shirt, and enjoyed some very pleasant weather for late June. Course now I have to mentally grapple with turning another year older and everything that implies, so...maybe I'll need to start drinking later.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (Vgw1E)

22 Hello, all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sy5kK)


Yo LCD!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (+kj70)

23 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award
If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat
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Umm, how would one know this in the first place?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

24 >>>something she knew because she was “in the vicinity of a conversation where I overheard the president say something to the effect of...


Dammit, I'm convinced!

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (geLO8)

25 Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.

Either that, or he's a fair actor, who's specialty is playing an extremely dumb person.

I figure most of the talking heads on TV are just playing roles, much like professional rasslin'.

Except for Sean Hannity. He's totally on the level.

Posted by: a.moron at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (F6Xpw)

26 Or use it in his next Sous Vide adventure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G

Adventures in Sous Vide.

Sounds like a underground magazine for a French sex club.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)

27 Greetings, Horde, and thanks to Mis Hum for lots of contents to think about.

Not sure how the .mil taking illegal aliens is compatible with granting clearances necessary to perform the required duties, but hey, I'm just a Moron.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (v23vE)

28 Umm, how would one know this in the first place?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

Remember Hal from HR? Yeah.
-QA at Human Burger Corp

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:08 PM (08ncd)

29 You could always buy one of those stills off Amazon and run it through again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (bW8dp)

30 Could have been 12th or so, but I skimmed the content.

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (4780s)

31 LCD!! Good to see you around these parts.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Msys3)

32 “The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”


It won't solve all of their challenges, but a good start would be to require every child and grandchild of congressional members to serve a compulsory 4 year stint in the armed services.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (aYHF+)

33 HOAs are the Devil!!

Posted by: Mama Gilmore at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (BJKQV)

34 Not gonna watch the MEGA meltdown vid. I can tell by the screen shot it has nothing to do with her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

35 >>>Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.


Woof. There's a...lot of competition for that title.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Vgw1E)

36 I have never liked Hannity- even back in the days of Hannity and Colmes. It is not just the grating voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (08ncd)

37 I've been drinking Buffalo Trace bourbon.

About $26 bucks, even in the state with the second highest booze tax in the nation.

Oh, it's sooo smooth. Gotta thank another moron, Mark AE, for the guidance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

38 I cannot imagine buying a house governed by an HOA. Enough attempts to control my life out there without signing up for another one voluntarily.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (2hil/)

39 > >>>Juan Williams is almost certainly the dumbest man on television.


What about Whoopi Goldberg, who I've always been about 50% sure is a tranny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (bW8dp)

40 Pretty funny that all these pundits couldn't wait to proclaim Trump's goose was cooked and five minutes later the SS is calling bullshit on the liar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)

41 I read the HOA story and was surprised the HOA thought they could screw the Hookers without having to pay eventually.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (Bd6X8)

42 13 Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


CBD, dunno if you can get Benchmark No. 8, but it's $22 for a handle. It's not awful.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (v23vE)

43 Archeologists, in the year 21,345 AD, uncover evidence of the existence of an advanced civilization in the form of cell phones, only to discover videos of the purple-haired freaks screaming incoherently about something or other.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 28, 2022 10:11 PM (xxG/v)

44 "The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,"

- a Pentagon spokesman

My guess why. In olden days your back. These days he's trying to get up your ass. Well, that and the treasonous incompetence and dead bodies of Afghanistan and elsewhere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:11 PM (FVME7)

45 HOAs are the Devil!!
Posted by: Mama Gilmore at June 28, 2022 10:09 PM (BJKQV)


You called me the wrong name so YOU'RE the devil!

Posted by: Bobby Boucher's Mama at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (+kj70)

46 “The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,”a Pentagon spokesman

Maybe they should have Dr. Richard Levine get her tranny friends to enlist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

47 Juan Williams is over-qualified to be the dumbest man on television.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)

48 It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

For both bourbon and girlfriends - that is high praise indeed!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Msys3)

49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

50 Took my first zumba class tonight. Holy hell.. my poor feet. Between the arthritis in my right foot and the nerve pain in my left foot I left there wanting to cut both feet off! But... it was fun and I'll power through. Gotta keep moving.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)

51 37 I've been drinking Buffalo Trace bourbon.

About $26 bucks, even in the state with the second highest booze tax in the nation.

Oh, it's sooo smooth. Gotta thank another moron, Mark AE, for the guidance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)


Benchmark, my current obsession, is the younger version of Buffalo Trace, and also priced at a reasonable level. (Can't find BT for love nor money around here.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (v23vE)

52 Problem for the services is that all the best trannies went to Ukraine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (5p7BC)

53 >"The Services are experiencing a very difficult recruiting market and continue to explore the best tools/levers to meet these challenges,"


their appeal is becoming more selective

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8)

54 For decades Right (including me) told ourselves that the Left would play all of their silly social engineering games in colleges and in Hollywood, but not in the military - that was too risky, that was too important for the Left to screw with.

We were wrong.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (BJKQV)

55 You guys are fast.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

56 Fox News political analyst Juan Williams is ridiculously claiming that Hillary Clinton can save the Democrats from a bloodbath in the 2022 midterms by carping about women's rights after SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade.

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Screeching Hillary or whining Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (FVME7)

57 49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

What's a carbon more or less between friends?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (08ncd)

58 Umm, how would one know this in the first place?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

They asked Shep Smith?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

59 Hi Doof!

Good to be seen.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

60 ok PNW crowd - is that Shuksan in the top picture?

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (U1eOr)

61
There are still lots and lots of people who ardently believe the Russian Dossier was real.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (/U27+)

62 That Straight Pride meme is hilarious. Frigging hilarious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

63 48 It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

For both bourbon and girlfriends - that is high praise indeed!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Msys3)


How did you get ahold of my college photo album, sir?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (v23vE)

64 Except for Sean Hannity. He's totally on the level.

Not unlike his brain waves.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)

65 >>Screeching Hillary or whining Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Carbon fiber pantsuit Hillary

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)

66 Bad tattoos. You saying you have some regerts, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

67 54 For decades Right (including me) told ourselves that the Left would play all of their silly social engineering games in colleges and in Hollywood, but not in the military - that was too risky, that was too important for the Left to screw with.

We were wrong.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 28, 2022 10:13 PM (BJKQV)

I always thought the left was insane enough to fuck with anything, I just figured calmer heads would prevail.

I have been known to be an idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (08ncd)

68 Butane is fine in a warm climate, but will remain liquid if it's at all cold.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (bW8dp)

69 I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits

If your day is gone and you wanna ride on
Butane
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back
Butane

Eric - how's the songwriting going?

So close but something is just not right.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Msys3)

70 Decision Desk projecting Lee Zeldin Republican primary winner in NY.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (OPdOY)

71 Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

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I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

72 CBD, dunno if you can get Benchmark No. 8, but it's $22 for a handle. It's not awful.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:10 PM (v23vE)


Little known fact -- Benchmark is the same juice as Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, EH Taylor, Stagg, and Stagg Jr. Just younger and lower proof.

Ancient Age is the same juice as Blantons and my favorite - Elmer T. Lee. Again - younger and lower proof.

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (+kj70)

73 As these NeverTrumpers continue to make shit up and speak publicly, do they realize how petty and stupid it makes them sound?

Of course nobody need answer this, as we all know the answer. Except maybe, for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

74 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (2hil/)

75 The modern rock station I listen to sometimes plays 'Closing Time'. Never realized Semisonic is from Minneapolis--they sound so much like a Britpop act.

I love how the guy basically looks like a math teacher.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (UewuT)

76 But... it was fun and I'll power through. Gotta keep moving.
Posted by: jewells45

Yep. One of my Docs always says - "Sit down and die."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (Msys3)

77 66 Bad tattoos. You saying you have some regerts, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)


Not one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

78 Good evening all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (eyOr9)

79 I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

Just like 'Close enough for government work meant the highest quality.'
-Al Gore

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (08ncd)

80 Cooking without gas is a fine thing, if you happen to be outdoors.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (2hil/)

81 52 Problem for the services is that all the best trannies went to Ukraine.

those'd be the ones with torque perverters, right?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (I38CQ)

82 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.

I wouldn't feel sorry for her if she was dangling naked from a helicopter over a live volcano filled with flame resistant sharks and hyenas.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)

83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

84 71 Natural Gas Samples Taken from Boston-Area Homes Contained Numerous Toxic Compounds, a New Harvard Study Finds
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

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I remember when cooking with gas was an idiom for a good job.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

85
Almost all of them contained low levels of benzene, a carcinogen. Additional studies are underway to see if homeowners are exposed to this and other toxins when cooking with gas.

__________

Considering any benzene is combusted when cooking with gas, my guess is that the answer is "no".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

86 Pennsy roads are a travesty!

I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!


rrrrrrr

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (w0NJk)

87 Howdy, TonyPete! Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

88 I wouldn't feel sorry for her if she was dangling naked from a helicopter over a live volcano filled with flame resistant sharks and hyenas.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)

That would be as bad an image as Jack Murphy with his heels at the same level as his ears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (08ncd)

89 >>>A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

Before I know how disgusted I should be, I need to know if the giver was man or woman. I followed the link and read everything quite carefully, but those alleged journalists never got around to saying.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (hVqGz)

90 good evening to the horde

Posted by: wing at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (PlW9M)

91 86 Pennsy roads are a travesty!

I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!

rrrrrrr
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (w0NJk)

Money is FUN-gible!
-Penn State Government

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (08ncd)

92 74 Juan Williams may be a little slow, but I'm sort of glad that there's one person out there who still thinks Hillary is likeable. I was almost starting to feel a little sorry for the psychopathic b*tch.
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (2hil/)


She still has many devoted fans out there. Allegedly she even has one or two outside the intelligence community.

Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:19 PM (UewuT)

93 IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

Naked Downhill, or Naked Freestyle?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)

94 Where are the statistics of baby formula distribution from Planned Parenthood to needy families? Now do inside the border to American citizens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (0ocXn)

95 >
The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


Same situation here at the Sietch. No natural gas, no cable TV, no drag queens or Jersey Boys

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (eyOr9)

96 Little known fact -- Benchmark is the same juice as Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, EH Taylor, Stagg, and Stagg Jr. Just younger and lower proof.

Ancient Age is the same juice as Blantons and my favorite - Elmer T. Lee. Again - younger and lower proof.
Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (+kj70)


Did not know the entire family tree, Doof -- thanks. I was introduced to Benchmark by a friend, and I'm an evangelist for the brand. (Which is a problem, because it's becoming harder to find in stock.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (v23vE)

97
Passendaele battlefield, 1917 >>>> PA roads, 2022

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (/U27+)

98 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

This strikes me as downright demonic.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (6RgRK)

99 I appreciate the humor in that pic but seriously - it's so bad here

and we have the highest gas tax FOR ROADS!


The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)

100 A former coffee-getter at Commentary Magazine, Asa Flotz, has stated that she heard that John Podhoretz is uncontrollably flatulent in meetings, and that even the recent installation of high-intensity fans in the Commentary conference room does not eliminate the stench.

Flotz testified that she heard that many of Commentary's donors no longer will longer contribute to the magazine, repulsed by the prospect of having to face Podhoretz at close quarters.

You’re going to hear people call this "hearsay." It is not hearsay. It is direct testimony of contemporaneous things said in Flotz's earshot about events that were taking place while he was listening.

Defending Podhoretz, Congressman Jerrold Nadler said: "It's just a natural part of aging."

Posted by: No Cross-Examination Required! at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

101 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

We at Strickland Propane appreciate your purchases of propane and propane accessories!

Posted by: Hank Hill, Asst Mgr at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

102 IOC Announces New Skiing Events to Debut at 2026 Olympics

Naked Downhill, or Naked Freestyle?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I honestly don't understand why the IOC didn't act on my suggestion to add Naked Coed Twister to the Summer Games.

It would be viewing gold!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)

103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)

104 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (oTZbj)

105 "Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award
If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat"

Exactly how could one make an objective test of such a claim, without putting one's immortal soul into Hell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (6tkkl)

106 A new sport is set to be given an Olympic debut at the 2026 Winter Games.

Ski mountaineering ...

The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO8)

107 Shocking the military isn't meeting recruiting goals. Maybe take more queers, fat chicks and woketards. Not like we fight wars now anyway.

Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (2oJif)

108 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

My whole town is propane. They deliver it via pipes like natural gas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Bd6X8)

109 36 I have never liked Hannity- even back in the days of Hannity and Colmes. It is not just the grating voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It's the grating voice, together with the shallow intellect.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

110 Krystle Matthews, the democrat who was exposed calling for a duffle bag full of dope money, has won her primary in SC. She'll go up against Tim Scott in November.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (VhE0u)

111 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.
Posted by: Archimedes

The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Msys3)

112 >103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)



Ummmmmmmmm. Meat?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (eyOr9)

113 103 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC

Can't go wrong with butt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)

114 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.


welp you didn't take the Northeast Extension clearly lol


Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (w0NJk)

115 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.

Surrounded by hundreds of weebles.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (/NCI4)

116 107 Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (2oJif)

I am kind of confused by the confusion.....if you embrace ideological blatherings that say your nation is irredeemably evil from before its founding and flawed to its core why exactly would anyone want to defend it?

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (Lzpvj)

117 So nobody is signing up for woke military? Their solution? Get more woke. Fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (eJn7u)

118 The military brought it on themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (mE7cY)

119 Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award

If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat
----
So who is the cannibal that vouched for the taste of the veggie burger. Why isn't he in jail?

Posted by: Ciampino - Soylent Green is really GREEN at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

120 The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)

121 2 slabs of baby back ribs. 6 hours at 200. Rub 'em first if you want.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (CWMF2)

122 Got a bottle of "Bedtime Bourbon" in the bar.

Look it up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (BFigT)

123 I guy took my LLC to court over an encroachment a few years ago

he bought a building from me and paid cash

and I gave him a good deal, 320K down from 360

but I had owned the building for 20 years and the recapture tax was gonna eat up any extra sales price

but he bought the building with no contigencies, which was the reason I dropped the price

that was a killer in court

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)

124
Propane: 2516 BTU per cubic foot

Natural gas: 1030 BTU per cubic foot

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)

125 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.

welp you didn't take the Northeast Extension clearly lol

More towards Pittsburgh, so that might explain it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/NCI4)

126 I saw "baseball cuck" on the twatter saying something surprisingly based. I forget what it was, but I decided to read the comments.

The center-left eye-rolling concern and low IQ NPC garbage was endless. How does he stand the stench of it? I would have trolled the hell out of them. I would have turned into Michael Malice if these are the regular visitors.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ybIRR)

127 What do I smoke in it?

CBD. But you have to sous vide him first.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

128 I had dinner with Podhoretz once. Total stuck up ass.

Not a deep thinker at all, which believing that Trump was trying to grab the wheel of the car would show you. It is the dumber that the prostitute story.

Which Podhoretz also bought.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (5p7BC)

129 95 >
The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


Same situation here at the Sietch. No natural gas, no cable TV, no drag queens or Jersey Boys
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (eyOr9)

Rural Sconnie. Pretty damn fine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

130 103 I'm stumped.
I got a smoker for Father's Day.
What do I smoke in it?
(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC
Can't go wrong with butt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)
Yup. Learn with inexpensive yet tasty pork shoulder roast.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (oTZbj)

131 124
Propane: 2516 BTU per cubic foot

Natural gas: 1030 BTU per cubic foot
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27


Someone knows their gasses

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (mE7cY)

132 Did not know the entire family tree, Doof -- thanks. I was introduced to Benchmark by a friend, and I'm an evangelist for the brand. (Which is a problem, because it's becoming harder to find in stock.)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:20 PM (v23vE)


Buffalo Trace has only 4 mash bills...
#1 is low rye (B Trace, Eagle Rare, Benchmark, etc.)
#2 is high rye (Blantons, Elmer T Lee, Ancient Age, Rock Hill Farms).
Wheated mash bill (all Weller varieties, all Van Winkle varieties).
Rye mas bill (Sazerac, a few others).

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (+kj70)

133 What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
----

Start with pork shoulder/boston butt. It's nearly impossible to screw up too badly provided that you follow the advice of the millions of articles and YT videos on the subject.

Follow with other meats and things, such as, but not limited to: Brisket, ribs (beef and pork), tri-tip, steak, rib roasts, jalapeno peppers and garlic (then throw those in a blender with some olive oil for a dynamite taco sauce), etc. etc.

If you don't have one already, invest in a good meat thermometer. I personally use the Thermapen by Thermoworks, but other less expensive options exist.

Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (oXNqT)

134 >>>What do I smoke in it?

Mackerel is a good option. Some people throw them back.

From Wikipedia:
"The flesh of mackerel spoils quickly, especially in the tropics, and can cause scombroid food poisoning. Accordingly, it should be eaten on the day of capture, unless properly refrigerated or cured."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackerel

My friend just smokes them instead. Volunteers to take everyone else's throwbacks. Come out pretty good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (hVqGz)

135 > A man was kicked off a Southwest flight on Saturday after AirDropping an explicit photo of himself - allegedly of him receiving oral sex - to other passengers.

Wait. To receive AirDrop files from strangers, you have to have your setting accept from everyone, AND you have to accept the file on a popup. Anyone doing both of those things deserves to get random explicit photos.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (i0wNm)

136 126 Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ybIRR)

Cuck and the Cucktards want to be part of the governing coalition if we take power back.

They are running a grift, a long con and they root word of "con" is "confidence."

They steal it and steal from it.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)

137 Had Jury Duty today. The county clerk mandarins and boffins were everything we've come to expect from years of government training and service.

I guess a little voice training in public speaking to effectively modulate your tone and pitch and enunciation so that your precious announcements could be understood is a budget buster.

A mini-course in Dressing Professionally wouldn't hurt either.

The entire jury pool was dismissed, no empaneling today.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

138 So who is the cannibal that vouched for the taste of the veggie burger. Why isn't he in jail?
Posted by: Ciampino - Soylent Green is really GREEN at June 28, 2022 10:24 PM

Well, Cannibal Bob has been little seen lately. Maybe he got a new gig?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (DWXXm)

139 >
Rural Sconnie. Pretty damn fine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Roger that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (eyOr9)

140 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.
Posted by: Archimedes

So do I but still, the tolls are outrageous even with the EZpass discount.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (Msys3)

141 The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.

Nah, we have EZ Pass.


Unless you're referring to the cost, which is definitely irritating.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (/NCI4)

142 Once when I was driving around, Hannity came on the radio. A black guy who apparently listened to his show a lot called in. Black guy says to Hannity something like, "Hello Sean, mah brothah from anothah mothah."

Hannity had no idea what the guy meant. The poor guy tried to explain it to him. Honestly, Hannity was so clueless it was just painful to listen to.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

143 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

Geez. All I ever get is buttane.

Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (6tkkl)

144 83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

Good. I was wondering if she would. Those first-termers, especially when the press is all over their chit during the entire term for her personality instead of her voting record, things can blow up.

Now, on to November.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

145 I was burned out on Bourbon by the late 60's. Trying a few now. Will pour a little Bulleit here shortly. Still on the sweet side for me.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (AmoqO)

146 Looks like Mike Lee is winning his primary in Utah handily.

Sadly, Mittoris isn't up for re-election this time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (bW8dp)

147

Happy Birfday, Mr T!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:28 PM (E7cKd)

148 108 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

My whole town is propane. They deliver it via pipes like natural gas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Bd6X

Unfortunately that isn't our situation. It has to be ordered and delivered to our tanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

149 >>>I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Posted by: Dave in Fla

>If you aren't smoking some cut of an animal carcass in it every day, you need to smoke your mancard.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (0ocXn)

150 More skiing events.

Still no Olympic horseshoes, darts, billiards or cornhole.

Bullsh*t.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (aYHF+)

151 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.

Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

152 131 Someone knows their gasses
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (mE7cY)


And solids! Well, semi-solids, anyway.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (2hil/)

153 Good evening morons and thanks mh

The testimony this afternoon of Cassidy Hutchinson, the aide to Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, cannot be dismissed.

Oh no? *dismissive wave of the hand*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (EZebt)

154 Not a deep thinker at all, which believing that Trump was trying to grab the wheel of the car would show you. It is the dumber that the prostitute story.

Which Podhoretz also bought.


Donald Trump is like a super-duper special forces soldier who can wrestle the steering wheel away from a Secret Service agent, except when he's not falling down ramps because he is so decrepit!

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

155 >127 What do I smoke in it?

CBD. But you have to sous vide him first.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)


That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (eyOr9)

156 Good night all. I'm done in.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)

157 Brett Baier thought today's testimony by that girl was a stunning game changer or something to that effect....🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

158 For someone wanting to put a toe in the shallow end of the smoking pool and not ready to smoke a brisket at 225F for 20 hours: Try a whole chicken at a higher temperature. Say 2 or 3 hours around 275. If you use Apple wood the skin will be inedible, even the dog won't eat it, but the meat underneath will have a good flavor.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (3AD8C)

159
I honestly don't understand why the IOC didn't act on my suggestion to add Naked Coed Twister to the Summer Games.

It would be viewing gold!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)
--------


It certainly would have gotten me back to watching. Are you listening, NBC?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

160 111 The wife and I took the PA turnpike for the first time in about 15 years, and were actually pleasantly surprised at its condition.
Posted by: Archimedes

The tolls didn't drive you into apoplexy? I hate that route. I drive out of my way into Maryland or go north to I80 to avoid it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Msys3)


Plus the drive on I-68 through WVa is much prettier than the PA Turnpike.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)

161 Peter Alexander
@PeterAlexander
A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel.

-
Uh oh. Looks like Cassidy Hutchinson's 15 minutes will be only 5 minutes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)

162 137 Had Jury Duty today.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

when you turn 39, no more jury duty

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (us2H3)

163 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)

We used to get natural gas sample analysis often. Many had 10 or 20 trace compounds and elements in them. I could go find one but would take the rest on the night.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

164 134 >>>What do I smoke in it?

....

For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

165 The Olympics should just be one large, winner takes all death match.

Right after the opening ceremony, everyone grabs a shield and a sword and has at it.

Lasts maybe an hour, everyone gets to bed on time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)

166 151 Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

GRRRREATTTTT!


//The Barbarians who were Rome's best generals.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)

167 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297


Guess the escort story didn't work, and the lawsuit isn't even in discovery yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (Bd6X8)

168 There is no Municipal or Commercial Gas Service here at Casa New Dawn. All electric.

Natural Gas though, is present, sometime in great quantities. All derives from what was for dinner.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (tkOps)

169 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

170 PennDOT > CalTrans

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)

171 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF

Good advice.

Burn off the paint chemicals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)

172 157 Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

Baier makes Hannity look like Milton Friedman....and you know how I feel about Doctor Repetition.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Lzpvj)

173 Celebrate Straight Pride.

Do we get a month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)

174 Donald Trump is like a super-duper special forces soldier who can wrestle the steering wheel away from a Secret Service agent, except when he's not falling down ramps because he is so decrepit!
Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy!

He's like all four of the Fantastic Four in one!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (FVME7)

175 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony is absolutely believable!

Also, I just bought a wonderful Hawaiian timeshare over the phone today, along with a new extended warranty on my car!

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

176 Okay so the gas contains TRACES of benzene. Firstly it's only bad for you in substantial quantities on CHRONIC exposure. Secondly it burns very well, is in fact a high octane fuel if you can get it, and thus those traces would go up in smoke.

Posted by: Ciampino - Benzene smells nice at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (qfLjt)

177 173 Celebrate Straight Pride.

Do we get a month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi

12 of them. I don't subscribe to nonsense made up shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)

178 Evening.

RE: The Genius Award Winner.

Just...Why? In all cases. Why send dick pics? What's the point? "I was just having a little fun."? Someone needs to kick his ass. Ass kickings are fun. No fines, no jail time, just a simple beating will suffice. Good on the one passenger for immediately saying something, but why do you have Air Drop turned on? Turn that shit off. This is what it gets you. Turn it off. Keep it off. Problem solved.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (1Yy3c)

179 172 157 Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

Baier makes Hannity look like Milton Friedman....and you know how I feel about Doctor Repetition.
Posted by: sven at June 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Lzpvj)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

180 > Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

+1

Paint, lubricant from the stamping die, crap to keep it rust free during shipping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

181 I did chicken thighs in my Traeger smoker first. They are forgiving. Smoke 'em for about an hour at 180 or so then crank the heat up to finish and crisp the skin.

Also did pizza on a stone. Easy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (BFigT)

182 Whaaaaaaa? Focusing all your recruiting marketing on PRIDE isn’t working? I’m shocked pentagon.

Lolgf.

Maybe there wont be any more bodies to throw at useless endless wars that fund oligarchs. So this is a good thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (lOrBg)

183 Buffalo Trace has only 4 mash bills...
#1 is low rye (B Trace, Eagle Rare, Benchmark, etc.)
#2 is high rye (Blantons, Elmer T Lee, Ancient Age, Rock Hill Farms).
Wheated mash bill (all Weller varieties, all Van Winkle varieties).
Rye mas bill (Sazerac, a few others).
Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:26 PM (+kj70)


... takes notes ...

Thanks again.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (v23vE)

184 We used to get natural gas sample analysis often. Many had 10 or 20 trace compounds and elements in them. I could go find one but would take the rest on the night.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

185 'Hey, Cassidy. Can you get me a sammich and a beer? And please put on some clothes.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (0OP+5)

186 I was part of a 90-person jury selection pool, and loathed the entire thing. I didn't like being shanghaied and I didn't care much for the potential jurors. People would wax about hypothetical questions, even though their juror number was high and they had no chance of being selected. The crime was real estate fraud, and every person related to residential construction, maybe five, was dismissed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (ybIRR)

187 73 As these NeverTrumpers continue to make shit up and speak publicly, do they realize how petty and stupid it makes them sound?

Of course nobody need answer this, as we all know the answer. Except maybe, for them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

Why should the never trumpers be any different than any other idiot progressive? They all sound petty and stupid, and most of them have reached that pinnacle after years of ignorance and malice.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (LOVUx)

188 I used a charcoal snake and TW smoke thermo in my weber

just did some Stl ribs, 6 hours at 230-240

3 hour unwrapped, 3 hours wrapped with sauce

worked great with very little fooling with it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (us2H3)

189 Is Egg McMuffin running as a Democrat in Utah?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (lOrBg)

190 >
Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)


For the lesbians?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (eyOr9)

191 Oklahoma saddled with Lankford for another 6 years ugh

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (MGB5H)

192 @ScottAdamsSays

So far, Trump’s second term has been a huge success. He has several major SCOTUS victories, looks better than ever compared to Biden, and the Jan6 theater just went full Jussie. You can’t win harder than that.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (qz+ox)

193 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.

Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)

195 Had Jury Duty today.

The entire jury pool was dismissed, no empaneling today.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

Didn't get to send anyone to the chair?

Bummer.

Better luck next time, bro.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (1Yy3c)

196 A trendy Los Angeles County community has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year and public backlash.

The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO8)

197 For someone wanting to put a toe in the shallow end of the smoking pool and not ready to smoke a brisket at 225F for 20 hours: Try a whole chicken at a higher temperature. Say 2 or 3 hours around 275. If you use Apple wood the skin will be inedible, even the dog won't eat it, but the meat underneath will have a good flavor.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:30 PM (3AD8C)

This. Start small. Spatchcock a whole chicken. Or do a chuck roast. Something in the 3 - 4 - 5 lb range. I just started smoking meats on an offset at the end of last summer and it's been a learning experience. It's different from grilling fast over direct heat.

Learn the difference between 'done' and 'ready'. It's a big difference, especially in the briskets and pork butts/shoulders.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

198 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony is absolutely believable!

-
Also, Biden is building it back better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (FVME7)

199 For the lesbians?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2022 10:36 PM (eyOr9)

Well, a squeaky-voiced bull dyke would be just wrong, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (6tkkl)

200 105 If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat"

Exactly how could one make an objective test of such a claim, without putting one's immortal soul into Hell?


outsourcing and/or rendition

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (I38CQ)

201
Shut up, Sandy!

*sprays with hose*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (/U27+)

202 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

I'll take " a mother's advice to her daughter"

for a thousand, Alex

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (us2H3)

203 There's a big push on right now to ban cooking with gas, purportedly because of global warming, in actuality because it doesn't suck, and there's plenty of it.


See also: why people in Seattle have to buy "low flow" toilets.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (bW8dp)

204 Re: Airdrop dic pics.

I would not like them on a train,
I would not like them on a plane,
I would not like them in a car,
I would not like them anywhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (LOVUx)

205 151 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.
Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)

Sort of. The Auxilia. Worked quite well for a long time. It created a class of warrior-citizens not from the city of Rome (and at that point much of Italy) who were consequently invested in preserving the Roman empire.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (b2nrj)

206 Theory:

This latest shit with J6 is a push to make everything Trump did illegal. Including the 3 scotus appointments. And this way all scotus decisions where they are in the majority are undone.

Yeah it is crazy squared and then cubed. But it is Democrats we are talking about.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (lOrBg)

207 All the defendants in the Stalinist show trials in the 1930's were guilty!

After all, they all confessed.

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

208 190 >
Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)


For the lesbians?


pretty sure they would prefer shelium

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (I38CQ)

209 Got an email from Enterprise Car Rentals because we do business with them...their name this month is EnterPRIDE in rainbow colors of course. 🏳️‍🌈

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

210 On June 24, the International Ski and Snowboard Federation (FIS) announced three new events coming to the 2026 Winter Olympics. The slopes of Milano-Cortina, Italy, will now see competitors vie for medals in the following categories:

men’s freestyle skiing dual moguls
women’s freestyle skiing dual moguls
women’s ski jumping large hill
----

Watching those skiers perform on the moguls, pounding their knees again and again, make my knees hurt just watching. It is pretty incredible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

211 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

Posted by: John Podhoretz at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Spr0s)

212 And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

Just a wild guess, but I'd bet whoever said that has had man meat in their mouth before.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X8)

213 202 For starters, nothing.

Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:31 PM (aYHF+)

I'll take " a mother's advice to her daughter"

for a thousand, Alex
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:39 PM (us2H3


SNORT!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (mE7cY)

214

Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (cIUYJ)

215 Is Egg McMuffin running as a Democrat in Utah?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Dem backed ind. The dems opted not to put someone up

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (MGB5H)

216 Spatchcock a whole chicken.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

I think that is illegal in this state.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (LOVUx)

217 Boebart is good news. The uniparty was really trying to take her out. Glad her constituents saw through the ploy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

218 50 Took my first zumba class tonight. Holy hell.. my poor feet.
Posted by: jewells45


I did aerobic dancing for a long time. Wear really good shoes, and replace them fairly often. Also, my feet ache if I am walking for a long time, like shopping all day. My doctor gave me a prescription for diclofenac sodium topical gel. I usually forget to rub it on my feet until after I get home and my feet already hurt, but it does help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

219 I've spent 25 years practicing real property law. There can be serious consequences to even a 1" encroachment - and the one above started out as 8". Indeed, since she was encroaching on common property, if the HOA let it go, the other homes could sue the HOA. OTOH, when an HOA can't send out the required notices, lol.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

220 Those Dems do love them some Witnesses Of Zero Credibility. They get really excited about them, too.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (2hil/)

221 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

I've also heard that Trump was seen around the Reichstag with a Molotov cocktail.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (/NCI4)

222 They’ll have to take my nat gas stove from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (lOrBg)

223 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)
'Hey mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (0OP+5)

224 he budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO

----------

West Hollywood is a cloying gay ghetto. No self-respecting street thug would ever venture in there since designer throw pillows are so hard to fence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (XG2Fi)

225 214

Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (cIUYJ)

Didn't even get the vapors. Not much of a show, honestly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (LOVUx)

226 Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was today's big J6 bombshell?

That's it??


You’re going to hear people call this “hearsay.” It is not hearsay. It is direct testimony of contemporaneous things said in Hutchinson’s earshot about events that were taking place while she was listening.

Posted by: I Got My Job Because Of My Daddy! at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

227 Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum!

Spectacular photo up top with rocking song behind it.

Love the straight pride poster and Mystery Click too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (xT18z)

228 Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)

229
I love it. Fauci is now having a rebound of Covid after taking Pfizer's wonder drug Paxlovid. It has this little problem of suppressing symptoms for a while, then allowing a rebound. Especially in the highly vaccinated.

This rebound effect is not all that pronounced in non-mRNA touched people.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (Mzdiz)

230 Give that thing a dry run before putting meat in it.

+1

Paint, lubricant from the stamping die, crap to keep it rust free during shipping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

Yeah, a brand new rig needs to be seasoned in before putting anything meant to be eaten in it.

Check out YouTubers Chud's BBQ and Mad Scientist BBQ and ArnieTex and Hey Grill Hey. All kinds of learnin to be had from these pit masters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

231 83 Lauren Boebert wins the Republican primary.

https://bit.ly/3bEJ297
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2022 10:18 PM (i0wNm)

-------
Nice photo of her, but it was straight-on. I was hoping for sideBoeb

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (U1eOr)

232 We'll need cannibal Bob's opinion on the burger. I don't think omnivores would taste that great. I don't think I would taste that great specifically.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (0fVbu)

233

I cannot imagine for what a lesbian would need helium...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (cIUYJ)

234 Walls are closing in

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)

235 120 The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)

Back east, it's Tuckerman's Ravine...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)

236 West Hollywood is a cloying gay ghetto. No self-respecting street thug would ever venture in there since designer throw pillows are so hard to fence.

Lots of Russians too.

I guess they figure that they can protect themselves through, er, "informal" methods.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

237 Just a wild guess, but I'd bet whoever said that has had man meat in their mouth before.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Bd6X

To be fair, many of us ladies have, at one time or another.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (LOVUx)

238 Meanwhile in the Illinois GOP primary, Trump endorsed candidate Darren Bailey is winning by a YUGE landslide -- 57% to 16% for the second place candidate and 15% for the guy Ken Griffin threw away big bux on. Also, the Congresscritter that Trump held a rally to support (Mary Miller) beat her RINO competitor by 15%.

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

239 My hope is Kevin gives Jordan a committee to investigate all the lies from this J/6 BS

I expect to be disappointed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (us2H3)

240 Why is anybody's guess.

.....

It's the "butt-end" of the shank.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (aYHF+)

241 I have to admit, I would try a fake meat hamburger flavored like human flesh.

If you're going to do fake meat, might as well make forbidden flavors.

Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

242 234 Walls are closing in
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)


Tater wasn't even mentioned on this thread, but, yeah, they are.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (2hil/)

243 Didn't the Romans enlist non-Romans into the Legions? Remind me how that turned out for them.
Posted by: butch at June 28, 2022 10:29 PM (tdVJG)


Well, to be fair, the Romans didn't give the non-Roman "enlistees" cellphones and EBT cards!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

244 Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)

245
To be fair, many of us ladies have, at one time or another.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (LOVUx


And a hash to match.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (mE7cY)

246
"Hey, Cassidy? We'd like some sandwiches for the 1:00 staff meeting. And make sure there are napkins and coffee. By the way, Trump assaulted his Secret Service detail and pulled the table cloth off the table in a fit of rage."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)

247 Decision Desk projecting Lee Zeldin Republican primary winner in NY.
Posted by: Jen
===
Did everybody read this as Led Zeppelin

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (4780s)

248 >>So, its skiing the Ridge at A Basin in Colorado...

Which... I've done... a number of times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oHd/0)


yeah- the sno-boarders ride to the bottom, then hitchhike back to the top

I gave a bunch of them a ride in the back of the F150 some years ago, going over Loveland Pass
just kids having fun

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (geLO8)

249 My daughter and son in law called tonight to tell me they are sending a MacBook pro to me for a belated birthday gift. I have a pc and android phones, i don't know what to do. I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (AdxHD)

250 209 Got an email from Enterprise Car Rentals because we do business with them...their name this month is EnterPRIDE in rainbow colors of course.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:40 PM (UUBmN)


I actually appreciate the PRIDE emails - I automatically unsubscribe whenever the rainbow pops up, so it lightens my email box.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)

251 I lived for a spell and I have yet to see a wall move

well, maybe a lil but not much

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (us2H3)

252 I got the First tonight.
I got to talk about bourbon.
Only one more thing for a Doof ONT trifecta -- share some music.

My favorite new band -- Plush. Up and coming stars, four hard rocking young ladies. I have seen them perform live twice. Met 2 of them after their set when I saw them the 2nd time. Very talented musicians.

Here is the first song from their self titled debut album.
"Athena" -- https://youtu.be/SBkLGaSKlGI

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2022 10:45 PM (+kj70)

253 241 I have to admit, I would try a fake meat hamburger flavored like human flesh.
...
Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)


Well, there goes your political career.

Dana Bash: So, Robert, why did you choose the word "enticing?"

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (2hil/)

254 221 If it's true that blue check mark Twitter users have posted that they heard that someone saw Trump planting pipe bombs on January 5th, he may spend the rest of his life rotting in prison.

I've also heard that Trump was seen around the Reichstag with a Molotov cocktail.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (/NCI4)

I saw Trump with the Devil...

Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

255 Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

"Tastes just like bald eagle!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

256 Before I know how disgusted I should be, I need to know if the giver was man or woman.

Why not both?

Posted by: Dr. Rachel Levine at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

257 Fireworks on a jersey highway...no it wasn't me, lol. I know right where that was though. Not far from where I grew up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (VwHCD)

258 I forgot to say Trump endorsed candidate for IL governor Darren Bailey

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (9WuX0)

259 I saw Trump with the Devil...
Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

260 244 Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.
Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)


Same.

Posted by: Eric Swallwall's Staff at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (2hil/)

261 254 I saw Trump with the Devil...

was he carrying a shiny fiddle made of gold?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (I38CQ)

262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

263 196 A trendy Los Angeles County community has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year and public backlash.

The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO

LOLGF'd when anarchy hits the arts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

264 Yep, I have manufacturers instructions on curing the smoker first.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (5p7BC)

265 My daughter and son in law called tonight to tell me they are sending a MacBook pro to me for a belated birthday gift. I have a pc and android phones, i don't know what to do. I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.

If you want to make it difficult for anyone else to access it, ever, only set up one account on it and encrypt the hard drive. My son did that and without the password his is a brick.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)

266 I've spent 25 years practicing real property law. There can be serious consequences to even a 1" encroachment - and the one above started out as 8". Indeed, since she was encroaching on common property, if the HOA let it go, the other homes could sue the HOA. OTOH, when an HOA can't send out the required notices, lol.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

The takeaway? Hire a land surveyor before you hire a fence builder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (6tkkl)

267 223 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.

I still like it, but with the exception of a couple of lower-priced bottles that I keep for making Old Fashioneds or other cocktails, I'm just not interested in chasing bottles.

I've had every expression of Pappy, Blanton's, Weller, and every other thing that internet bros are chasing and paying out the nose for, and none of it stands out enough for me to give a crap. 95% of it is the same mashbills in the same rickhouses.

Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)
'Hey mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'.
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (0OP+5)

That 'atmosphere" month is almost over. Time to start blowing shit up with fireworks.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Ti+Tv)

268 The article linked to quote 3 is written at almost ace level cruelty

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (qz+ox)

269 FJB
What a damn moron. Cool video though!!
Hi Horde!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (bTpeC)

270 ok PNW crowd - is that Shuksan in the top picture?
Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:14 PM (U1eOr)



Yep. Picture Lake in the foreground/

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (ZSK0i)

271

I didn't vote in today's primary election in Newyorkistan, but I did get my teeth professional cleaned...

The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

272 262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

yep

plus, Trump said "PUSSY !!!"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (us2H3)

273

ProfessionalLY cleaned...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qdKsA)

274 49 Gosh, who would have thought that natual gas was a witches brew of random hydrocarbons. First world problems. I'm told that in many other countries when you buy a tank of propane it's mostly butane.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:12 PM (3AD8C)
----
In South Africa it was mostly butane and actually called that or LPG (liquid petroleum gas). Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)

Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

275 If you want to make it difficult for anyone else to access it, ever, only set up one account on it and encrypt the hard drive. My son did that and without the password his is a brick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X


I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (v23vE)

276 >>> The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)


The kraken would be better and then she could "release the kraken"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (0fVbu)

277 262 Cassidy Hutchison is the Anita Hill of Michael Avenattis
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

Yet she is one boob job away from a career in porn.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

278 My tattoo says "Bitem"

Like dad taught me

Posted by: Hunter, Txt me Svetlana at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK)

279 Now I have one coming tomorrow.

Turn it on. Open the Terminal. And start programming from the command line like it’s 1983.

Well, it’s always worked for me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (U+Oxn)

280 Scnorfle,
To clarify, I don't personally do business with EnterPRIDE 🏳️‍🌈. My employer has a contract with them and I handle all of that.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

281 Bob Moran is the new king of political cartoons. Sorry Branco, you've been dethroned.

Moderna and Child:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvwp7dd

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (M9XmQ)

282 Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

They all taste like ass. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (6tkkl)

283 Dana Bash: So, Robert, why did you choose the word "enticing?"
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (2hil/)

Before I answer that, Dana, could you do me a solid and turn on Air Drop? Thanks.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)

284 Remember, you can't say "Podhoretz" without "whore"!

Posted by: English Language Tops! at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

285 Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (Spr0s)

286 Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)

-------
If you can find it, I recommend Barr Hill Gin. Made here in VT with local honey, it was the first spirit ever to win a perfect score at the big awards last year. (https://tinyurl.com/36w5czkm)

Pour a couple ounces, add 1 ice cube (maybe 2) and sip.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (U1eOr)

287 The interweb says a MacBook pro will run Linux....

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (3AD8C)

288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

289 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

Dear God, no. Not that for your first cook. I tried a 10lb pork butt for my first, thinking it was going to be easy pulled pork bbq. It went on at noon, wrapped up at 6 hrs, pulled at 8 hrs, and rested an hour. It was 'done' but not 'ready' to shred. Not tender enough by far. The shoulder bone would not release. It would have needed another 5 - 6 hours to get from 'done' to 'ready'.

Keep a detailed logbook of your cook plans, cook notes as you go (actual happenings), and results.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)

290 Yet she is one boob job away from a career in porn.
Posted by: Roy

Yes, but needs better Smart Girl Glasses for the high-paying Schoolteacher shoots.

Posted by: SE Cupp at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)

291 282 Human flavored.
Whale flavored.
This one will make me popular...
Dog flavored.

Just go crazy. It's not real, where's the harm? Might as well make it enticing.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)

They all taste like ass. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (6tkkl)

And all on special for Pride month.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (Ti+Tv)

292 194 Might be a man card endangering statement, but I'm over Bourbon whiskey.
...
Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)


I get you. I moved from beer to wine for the same reason. Once you get the styles, what's next? Adding fruit? No, thank you. Give me variety.

Never got a taste for bourbon, but I love a good rye. You're right, though, there's not a lot of variation. So I take tours of all the other stuff you mention, except rum, and have some rye when I'm in the mood for rye. Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (2hil/)

293 "Tastes just like bald eagle!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LOVUx)

That's the spirit!

"The taste of *America*!*

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)

294 Going to bet that Cassidy was hoping to land a job with the Trump org, but the people in the org knew she was an problem. She was told no, so she ran to the J6 for revenge.

Probably being promised a staff position somewhere.

God, the J6 committee is such a joke. You can't come up with more believable lies? This beyond amateur.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (5p7BC)

295 Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (geLO8)

296
Remember last year when Brandon bragged that the cost of a 4th of July cookout was down 16 cents?

Well. They've run the number now. 17% increase in 4th of July cookout costs YoY.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)

297
HOAs are evil, but I'd think you'd have your property lines surveyed before sinking money into a fence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (/U27+)

298 having some trees in tight palces cut down

the tree guy, my neighbor, let me go up in the lift

made it about 70 ft until I chickened out

scary as shit

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (us2H3)

299 "Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess."

It's about me.

Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

300 Blanco, that will go on my "what not to do" list.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (AdxHD)

301 I didn't vote in today's primary election in Newyorkistan, but I did get my teeth professional cleaned...

The dental hygienist who did me said she'd voted for Harry Wilson as she blasted my molars with some water-spewing contraption she called "The Titan"!
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Did she mash her bewbs into the top of your head? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

302 Rum, tequila, mezcal, and Scotch have far more variation and interest.
Posted by: ballistic

*Offers Welcome Drink*

*valid with coupon

*Early Bird Only

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (thbCK)

303 Thanks, I'll start with pork shoulder or butt.

Gonna pass on the CBD smoking. I don't really have a taste for human flesh.

And that story, holy cow. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN?

(and cue up a Sandra Fluke joke)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

As stated earlier do a dry run first get that smoker seasoned. You can go wrong smoking chicken quarters or a whole bird first.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

304 In South Africa it was mostly butane and actually called that or LPG (liquid petroleum gas). Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)
Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

Butane here is commonly sold in cans as fuel for camp stoves or table-top hot plates. And it is the fuel for gas lighters. With it's higher boiling point, it doesn't take much of a "pressure vessel" to keep it confined as a liquid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (6tkkl)

305 >>God, the J6 committee is such a joke. You can't come up with more believable lies? This beyond amateur.

Posted by: Dave in Fla


she still has a future at CNN or MSNBC

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (geLO8)

306 I did aerobic dancing for a long time. Wear really good shoes, and replace them fairly often. Also, my feet ache if I am walking for a long time, like shopping all day. My doctor gave me a prescription for diclofenac sodium topical gel. I usually forget to rub it on my feet until after I get home and my feet already hurt, but it does help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

Many years ago when I was extremely fit, worked out 12 hours a week, at least, I decided to try an aerobic work out. I got in the back of the class and after about 45 minutes, when I was lying in a puddle of sweat, the instructor tossed me a towel and said, "More to it than looking at the girls butts ain't there". I agreed.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (AmoqO)

307 69
If your day is gone and you wanna ride on
Butane
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back
Butane

Eric - how's the songwriting going?
So close but something is just not right.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Msys3)
----
That is actually very funny.

Posted by: Ciampino - Natural gas is methane mostly at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

308 Ski mountaineering ...

The sport involves skiing and hiking up and down mountain terrain.
Posted by: DB at June
===
Isn't this just cross country?

Posted by: From about that time at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (4780s)

309 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)


You are correct, pork butt isn't hard, it just requires patience.

A very simple first smoke would be salmon fillets, which you can get done in less than 30 minutes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (aYHF+)

310 So the Feds basically call America a racist, evil country but then they want people to join up and defend said racist, evil country.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (cMXNt)

311 Those Dems do love them some Witnesses Of Zero Credibility. They get really excited about them, too.
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2022 10:41 PM (2hil/)

We live in an era of lies, and our grandchildren will despise us for it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (ybIRR)

312 Mac OS is based on Free BSD. No reason to run linux on it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (YynYJ)

313 299 "Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess."

It's about me.
Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

Butt was a slang term for a barrel. They used to pack the shoulders in barrels at the slaughterhouse.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

314 The dental hygienist who did me
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (1Yy3c)

315 Pork shoulder is called pork butt. Why is anybody's guess.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)


Actually, they aren't the quite the same thing. Hit Bing and you'll learn more than you want to know.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (ZSK0i)

316 Butane is easier to liquefy as it has a higher boiling point (-1º Celsius) than propane (-42º Celsius)
Posted by: Ciampino

Get up offa that thang!

Posted by: Butane James and the Famous Flames at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (thbCK)

317 288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

fucking love that movie

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (us2H3)

318 YES. Smoked salmon, even easier than chicken.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (3AD8C)

319 Enough with the pork butt talk, mkay?

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)

320 Porky Pig got butt and I can not lie.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)

321 309 Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)


You are correct, pork butt isn't hard, it just requires patience.

A very simple first smoke would be salmon fillets, which you can get done in less than 30 minutes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 10:54 PM (aYHF+)

It's tricky though. You don't want it too hot to cook the fish. You want to almost cold (or cool) smoke it. Otherwise the albumin protein cooks and leave unsightly white globs.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (Ti+Tv)

322 I have this recipe. Tastes exactly like Dodo.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (5p7BC)

323 YES. Smoked salmon, even easier than chicken.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (3AD8C)

Well, salmon, you don't need to pluck them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (6tkkl)

324 Enough with the pork butt talk, mkay?
Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (oTZbj)


Pipe down. You're dead.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 10:57 PM (ZSK0i)

325 280 Scnorfle,
To clarify, I don't personally do business with EnterPRIDE. My employer has a contract with them and I handle all of that.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2022 10:50 PM (UUBmN)


Figured it was something like that, ma'am. To me, it's just a month of cheap corporate virtue signaling and I can't wait for it to be over on Friday.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (v23vE)

326 295 Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:52 PM (geLO

Hopalong Cassidy>>>Butch Cassidy>Sean Cassidy > David Cassidy > Jack Cassidy > Cassidy Hutchinson

Posted by: zombie Goody Proctor at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)

327 The dental hygienist who did me
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qdKsA)

Go on.
Posted by: Robert

Drill, baby, drill

Posted by: Sarah Palin. Currently single at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK)

328 Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

-------
Buttchops?

I'm still laughing. good one.

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (U1eOr)

329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

330 > Hit Bing and you'll learn more than you want to know.


we should all learn more about butt

are there different grades of butt?
how can you make butt more tender?
how much should I expect to pay for butt?

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO8)

331 Oh, Kermie! Take me home, ya big stud, or lose me forever!

Posted by: Miss Piggy at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (4I/2K)

332 /off Salem witch

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)

333 Evenin' Horde. Today would've been Jesse's 64th birthday and today is also 4 months since he died. I went to the range in his honor. Oh, this is not the Gun Thread? Sorry....

One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

334 I think the sign behind the chubby woman says "queers against bacon".

More proof, if any was needed, that queerness is a mental illness.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (6RgRK)

335 329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

336 we should all learn more about butt

are there different grades of butt?
how can you make butt more tender?
how much should I expect to pay for butt?


What is the best probe for butt?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

............

No. No. Too easy.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)

338 Lord, now I'm afraid to use the smoker.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (5p7BC)

339 Uh oh. Looks like Cassidy Hutchinson's 15 minutes will be only 5 minutes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


On the other hand, immediately after her testi-lying, all of the wire services and news organs* sent out copy. It's the only thing on the radio and TV now. No follow-up reports will be made.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (IEa8U)

340 Ummm

Can I have another 15 minutes of fame?

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Christine Blasey-Fraud at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK)

341 Russians on the march....

https://tinyurl.com/3phf35u6

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (1DgE4)

342 SiD - nice story and nice memories

Posted by: 496 at June 28, 2022 11:00 PM (U1eOr)

343 The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)


sid, that's the way to keep on keeping on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (hOUT3)

344 Never fear Dave, just upgrade the smoker to Linux.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (3AD8C)

345 One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

Condolences, screamie. Treasure the memories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (6tkkl)

346 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

You mean the spoon and slow drip on a sugar cube? Nah, that's just French nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

347 Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

Some people like to leave a probe in their butt and monitor it frequently.

Others like to poke it closer to the end.

Myself, I find when the bone pulls out easily, the butt is done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (aYHF+)

348 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

That doesn't seem to matter for how long it takes to pull the bone out of it.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

349 333 Evenin' Horde. Today would've been Jesse's 64th birthday and today is also 4 months since he died. I went to the range in his honor. Oh, this is not the Gun Thread? Sorry....

One year ago today, we drove Going-to-the-Sun Road. The best moment was seeing a bighorn sheep not 10 feet from the car just past Logan Pass. I got the phone out of my pocket in time to snap a blurry picture of the whole sheep, and a perfectly focused shot of its ass, as we passed by.

For his birthday present last year I bought us a guided tour of the firearms museum in Cody. Worth every penny to see the joy on his face.

The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)


Glad to hear that you are smiling, {{{SiD}}}

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (v23vE)

350 Buttchops?

I'm still laughing. good one.
Posted by: 496

You People

Posted by: Shari Lewis and innocent Lambchop at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (thbCK)

351 SiD,

It's wonderful that you have those great memories. He was taken too soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (YynYJ)

352 >No. No. Too easy.

Posted by: Robert


I know- meatball over the plate

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (geLO8)

353 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: Cassidy H at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Spr0s)

354 We recently rented a car from Enterprise. I had asked for a small car just to run around town while ours was in the shop. When we went to pick it up they told us they had to change our car out for another. They gave us a Dodge Charger, all black with dark tinted windows. Fast AF. My husband hated giving it back.

Posted by: Megthered at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (AdxHD)

355 The memories are making me smile today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)

The ONT is always open to gun stories and good feelings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

356 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO
............
No. No. Too easy.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)


Twenty bucks, same as in town

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)

357 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)

358 Good Horde mind example at 347 and 348

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (5p7BC)

359
How about Boston Butt?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

360 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

361 346 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?

You mean the spoon and slow drip on a sugar cube? Nah, that's just French nonsense.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:01 PM (/NCI4)

You just want to create the "louche" to get that green fairy thing going, right?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

362 Posted by: M. buttchops rombley at June 28, 2022 10:53 PM (1DgE4)

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There's a Japanese gang moving in that will do it faster and cheaper.

Posted by: Johnny Dangerously at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (U1eOr)

363 The budget for the next two fiscal years will leave West Hollywood with up to five fewer Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies on patrol. At the same time the council approved increasing funding for a cultural arts festival.
Posted by: DB


The smart people won't go to the cultural arts festival out of fear of being robbed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

364 121 2 slabs of baby back ribs. 6 hours at 200. Rub 'em first if you want.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 28, 2022 10:25 PM (CWMF2)
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Going with the theme of that veggie burger, you mean real baby ribs right? We do have them.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood - we never had a plan at June 28, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

365 This cannot be stressed enough. If those panty waists thought a bunch of grannies coming in into the capitol with trump hats, and red white and blue glasses (bless your soul roseanne, may you find peace and we will avenge you) unarmed, were a threat, maybe that is a sign that when we normies come for their candy asses they will piss themselves in fear. May it ever be so.

Posted by: Isolden at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (dB99g)

366 Hey fappeurs.

Fell down the YT rabbit hole with Mark Felton's history videos. Here are two of the more trip-a-delic:

Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!

https://tinyurl.com/3np34hpf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

367 Let's say I have a lot of butt, because I bought some big butts. (I can't lie- I like big butts.)
Anyway, should I share my butt with neighbors? Or do I hoard my butt? You know- save my butt.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (geLO8)

368 "Tattoo artist" is an oxymoron. As are "fun run", "ethics lawyer" and "important celebrity."

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (OafoN)

369 Quote #1 is why I will never, *ever*, live in an area with an HOA.

Posted by: Geoff SHotts at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5UVB+)

370 Speaking of guns, went to put away the 1000 rounds of .223 that was delivered. I thought I was getting low.

Nope, still had 700 rounds from the last order.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5p7BC)

371 You just want to create the "louche" to get that green fairy thing going, right?

I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

372 $20 same as in town.
Posted by: Cassidy H at June 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Spr0s)


Twenty bucks, same as in town
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)


$20, same as in town.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)


Yet another reason I <3 the comment section of the Mothership.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (v23vE)

373 How about Boston Butt?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

.99/lb at Food Lion starting Wednesday

Posted by: Miklos sees BBQ in his future at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (thbCK)

374 Some nasty-ass black clouds out there. Going to be a T-storm, I reckon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (6tkkl)

375 I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

I need to try that. Sounds intriguing.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

376 Butt butt the butt is the cut everybody knows that the butt is the cut....b b b b butt butt butt is the cut.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (0OP+5)

377 I was unclear. I like absinthe in a Sazerac or an improved whisky cocktail. I don't drink it straight.

Although now I'm tempted to try it the traditional way.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (/NCI4)

378

$20 USD, same as in town...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:06 PM (iEO53)

379 329 Also, the Sazerac cocktail, made with Sazerac rye, is so amazingly good that I have to come back to it often.

I have developed a real appreciation for absinthe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)

My favorite cocktail. I worked about 100 meters from the Sazerac Bar for about 15 years or so.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 11:07 PM (AmoqO)

380 There's a big push on right now to ban cooking with gas, purportedly because of global warming, in actuality because it doesn't suck, and there's plenty of it.

Do they have any idea how a lot of electricity is generated?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

381 Quote #1 is why I will never, *ever*, live in an area with an HOA.

Posted by: Geoff SHotts at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (5UVB+)


You know who never gets $40k fines from the HOA?

That one guy that the head of the HOA genuinely feels might burn his house down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (aYHF+)

382 Hopalong Cassidy

Yes! Bill Boyd for the win!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

383 Anyway, should I share my butt with neighbors? Or do I hoard my butt? You know- save my butt.
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (geLO


Depends on how much of it you eat.

Wink, wink.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)

384 How much is $20 in Ukrainian Hryvna, and where is town?

Posted by: Reasonably attracive and recently arrived Ukrainian chick at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (thbCK)

385 2 Hah! Too easy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

how was vacay? good to see you back.


ummm, maybe "Sponge!" would've been better for identifying as first?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 28, 2022 11:08 PM (ZnzuZ)

386 Kevin McCarthy on Gutfeld!. Let's see if they drag him across the finish line or if he's funny at all.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (cupoy)

387 McCarthy-Luntz is on Gutfeld so off to bed. Goodnight!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)

388 Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!

https://tinyurl.com/3np34hpf
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

Well, I lasted about 15 seconds of the first one, apparently mostly about some sharks in the surf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6tkkl)

389 OK I'm done. I amused myself, anyway. Slow day here in Fat City.

Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (geLO8)

390 Kevin on Greg

wuta putz

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (us2H3)

391 I want a new endless war now that I think about it. Send off all the trannies the were recruited off to get their limbs blown off.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (lOrBg)

392 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)


One requires a runcible spoon for the sugar lump.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)

393

Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

394 That one guy that the head of the HOA genuinely feels might burn his house down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

There was the Tzompantli Issue. I suggested that Karen form the HOA could become "part of the project".

All good since.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos, loner, keeps to himself at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (thbCK)

395 317 288 wow... watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

fucking love that movie
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 10:56 PM (us2H3)

Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

396 I want a new endless war now that I think about it. Send off all the trannies the were recruited off to get their limbs blown off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (lOrBg)

They will even pay money, if the right "limb" gets blown off. Or just blown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (6tkkl)

397 Fell down the YT rabbit hole with Mark Felton's history videos. Here are two of the more trip-a-delic:

Hitler's Anti-Gravity Machine!

https://tinyurl.com/mu47se5w

Hitler's Flying Saucers!
---------

Watch the one about the SS detail that was assigned to track down Hitler's other ball.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

398 Well, I lasted about 15 seconds of the first one, apparently mostly about some sharks in the surf.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6tkkl)
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That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

399 170 PennDOT > CalTrans

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)
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In Illinois IDOT is called IDIOT for short.

Posted by: Ciampino - going over no dotted lines at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

400 Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)

One of my favorite movie lines of all time.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (AmoqO)

401 Trump-backed Rep. Mary E. Miller is projected to beat Rep. Rodney Davis (R)ino in Illinois’s 15th District https://t.co/SX87pdyPLv

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (1DgE4)

402 392 Do you serve it with the correct pouring paraphernalia?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Ti+Tv)


One requires a runcible spoon for the sugar lump.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)

I got a plastic spork. Cool?

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Ti+Tv)

403 I'm stumped.

I got a smoker for Father's Day.

What do I smoke in it?

(and queue up the Horde sarcasm)

Smoke'm peacepipe and babies aborted in tents in National Parks.

P.S. If you are good at signalling, I am looking for a communications director.

Posted by: Liz Warren, batshit crazy faux Indian at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (a4EWo)

404 That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

I tried. but it clung. Like napalm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (6tkkl)

405 I don't drink bourbon, but drink rye, single malt scotch, and a special kind of mezcal called bacanora.

The bacanora brands we can get here is Rancho Tepua and Aguamiel.

We were introduced to rye via a gift bottle of Koval, a small Chicago distillery. We can't get that everywhere we go, so we go with Woodford Reserve, $30 at Walmart.

Scotch, either 12 year old Glenfiddich, or if flush, Talisker 10 year old.

The rye and scotch is done in a short whiskey glass, a single clear ice cube. I make the cubes four at a time using a special mold with insulated box wrap from Das Tool Kit, available from Amazon at about $18.

In some markets you can get clear cube cocktail ice at the stores but not where we spend half the year, so there's the mold.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:15 PM (4ZE6o)

406 That's just the sponsor ad. Skip through it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ad on You Tube?! What ad?

Posted by: Adblock at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ)

407 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

Is his 'lifelong friend' Luntz with him?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (08ncd)

408 Guys, I'm surprised you don't know how this works by now.

They will find a few molecules of Benzine floating around in the air, at the current technological limits of detectability. A relentless propaganda campaign will follow, and all the Karens will dutifully surrender.

This will be used as the "proof" they need to outlaw natural gas for new homes, and restaurants. Natural gas is icky.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (62au8)

409 In some markets you can get clear cube cocktail ice at the stores but not where we spend half the year, so there's the mold.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:15 PM (4ZE6o)

Maybe you should wash the mold off the ice tray, before making a batch? A little bleach might help, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (6tkkl)

410

I've just read the "runcible spoon" isn't real...

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (iEO53)

411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

412 I had casually mentioned that I wanted to play with my daughters macbook because I had never used one. Now I have one coming tomorrow. I guess it's time for YouTube videos.
Posted by: Megthered


I use macs. It probably comes with a tutorial. When you first turn it on, use that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

413 356 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
Posted by: DB at June 28, 2022 10:58 PM (geLO
No. No. Too easy.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Twenty bucks, same as in town
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (v23vE)
357 337 how much should I expect to pay for butt?
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2022 11:03 PM (oTZbj)
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Thanks to me, that's now $30.

Posted by: Senile Old Fart destroying America unlike any Russian army at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (sy5kK)

414 Turkey lifts its objections to Sweden, Finland joining NATO.

https://instapundit.com/528479/

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2022 11:17 PM (1Yy3c)

415
Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (/U27+)

416 watching the Outlaw Josey Wales...

forgot how good of a movie it was.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Chief Dan George and my Grandpa had the same mischievous smile and dark brown eyes that sparkled when amused. Kind of funny how human beings share similar traits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

417 Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (/U27+)

Last I read, Russians were in retreat. Forward.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)

418 Listen pilgrim! They're serving beer and sarsaparilla out back in the stables for the horses.

In this here saloon, we serve liquor to thirsty stockmen with bankrolls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (0ocXn)

419 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)
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When has that ever stopped me?

Posted by: Gretchen Resting Bitchface (D) at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (sy5kK)

420 407 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld this evening...

It could be worse, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:10 PM (iEO53)

Is his 'lifelong friend'penis slurping buddy Luntz with him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (08ncd)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

421 North MS Allstars -- Rollin' and Tumblin' -- I approve of this tune heartily. Never heard of 'em before.

Jeff Beck (with Imogene Heap on vocals) doing a version of Rollin' and Tumblin'

https://youtu.be/uuXcGHjBeac

Yummy. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.

And now for some good news -- Here in D4 of MS, a primary challenger to incumbent Steven Palazzo (GOPe), Mike Ezell (a former sheriff) has done whupped his bloated ass in the runoff; the 4 votes I brought to the party contributed to his defeat.

This being a heavily R district, Ezell should win the general election easily. YeeHaw!!! Oh, and Palazzo can suck my Rebel dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (F0YaR)

422 Hell's coming for breakfast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (89T5c)

423 >>> 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

What's the over/under on how much Gov. Whitler and her little AG buddy are breaking tonight?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2022 11:19 PM (llON8)

424 >>I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Most Eastwood flicks are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

425 Ah. The "tattooist" was a juggalo. The quality is completely understandable.

When I was 12 or 13, this Indian (feather) kid got kicked out of summer camp for doing the jailhouse tattoo thing with the gun made from a Walkman motor. His shit was like 100x better than that guy. He was actually pretty talented.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (IXpV7)

426

Gutfeld is losing me... Must he have an unrepentant homosexual on every show??

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (iEO53)

427 Pork Butt?

Posted by: Hare lip at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (63Dwl)

428 I have been on a campaign via email to shame Fox News into speaking of Jan 6 not as an insurrection or riot but as a mostly peaceful protest.

By the standards they set themselves covering stuff in 2020 and 2021 in places all over the country, Jan 6 was a mostly peaceful protest.

I write to everyone I can get an email contact for at Fox. I ask, why do you parrot the propaganda pushed by the left, and call it "the Capitol riot." I tell them that calling it that is lying and why do they want to keep repeating a lie to viewers?

I know it won't change a damn thing, but it make me feel better. That and a shot of bacanora, neat, salt before, a bite of fresh lime after.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (4ZE6o)

429 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Bd6X8)

430 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"

Yeah, Russians set to capture another city.

See #341 for link.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (1DgE4)

431 The one drawback here at Casa Misanthrope is the lack of natural gas. We do have propane however.

300+ posts since MisHum teed this one up and not one fart joke?

shakes head[/d]

Posted by: Average Guy at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (f7Cdr)

432 401 Trump-backed Rep. Mary E. Miller is projected to beat Rep. Rodney Davis (R)ino in Illinois’s 15th District https://t.co/SX87pdyPLv
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:13 PM (1DgE4)

More GREAT news.

Let the RINO's rot in hell.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: Average Guy at June 28, 2022 11:22 PM (f7Cdr)

434 SiD, thanks for sharing your memories.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

435 A bit on the nose, MisHum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2022 11:23 PM (08ncd)

436 429 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Bd6X


LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

437 Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:21 PM



*SNORT*

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (iEO53)

438 What is the best probe for butt?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

*********

We have them in all sizes and shapes.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (xxG/v)

439 424 >>I had never seen that movie start to finish until just a few years ago (just brief clips on cable TV while channel surfing when I was not quite 29). And yes. It is an outstanding film.

Most Eastwood flicks are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

Two thumbs up.

Posted by: Siskel and Ebert, from the grave at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (sy5kK)

440 297
HOAs are evil, but I'd think you'd have your property lines surveyed before sinking money into a fence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


My fence installers required it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

441
Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf
Posted by: Blanco Basura


I thought it was going to end with a jump over the White House.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

442 411 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis? The Michigan Supreme Court today, in an astonishing 6-0 vote, ruled that every indictment in the case was invalid because they were obtained in direct violation of Michigan law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)

Overruled!!
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:26 PM (OalnH)

443 438 What is the best probe for butt?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

*********

We have them in all sizes and shapes.
Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:25 PM (xxG/v)

Let us show you.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy, Frank Lutz & Mayor Pete Buttplug at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

444 Trump: "Grab the wheel? Grab the pussy? Grab the wheel? Grab the pussy?..."

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

445 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

446 To go along with the link at 341.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8s8py5

Video purports to be artillery bombardment of a convoy of uke vehicles leaving the town.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (1DgE4)

447 Penis slurping? PENIS SLURPING???

Posted by: Frank Luntz at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)

448 244 Might even have some helium in it. Horrors!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 10:35 PM (6tkkl)

Now H2S might be a bit problematic. Worked around a lot of that off shore CA.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2022 10:44 PM (AmoqO)
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H2S burns pretty well and there can't be much as it would stink the place out.

Posted by: Ciampino - bad eggs anyone? at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

449 426

Gutfeld is losing me... Must he have an unrepentant homosexual on every show??
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:20 PM (iEO53)
--

Happening pretty much since the old Red Eye days. It's his schtick. But yeah, he's the top dog in late night comedy, even beating the over the air guys, so c'mon Greg, let's try something different.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

450
Oh, crap, video of Trump grabbing the wheel in the Beast:

https://bit.ly/3ORWFQf

____________

Don't be surprised if they play this at the next J6 hearing. It's explosive!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (/U27+)

451 445 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

Always ask to see the design laid out on paper before committing to the needle.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

452 Funny tattoo story... A buddy of mine hired this guy to tattoo his long ass Italian name down his spine. The artwork was nice enough... But the "Ls" were backward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:27 PM (IXpV7)

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I asked for a 13 but they drew a 31,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (XG2Fi)

453 The only way I know to make clear ice in the freezer is to do it the way a lake freezes. The heat leaves the water from its top surface down, and the sides and bottom, don't freeze. That is what my Das Took Kit ice mold does. It is a silicone mold for four cubes 1 1/2 inch each, that fits into a plastic square tub, water under, and the tub fits snug like a plug into a foam box. The foam and water under the mold ensures the cubes freeze from the top down.

Clear as crystal.

Before refrigeration, ice came from frozen lakes, and of course was clear. Great big sawn blocks.

Get a cheap foam box cooler for a six pack, throw away the top, fill it to near the brim with water, stick in the freezer, and remember to take it out after only 10 to 12 hours.

You will emulate the ice on a frozen pond. Two inches or more of hard clear ice on top. Take it all out of the cooler, use a saw and mallet, make cubes.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 28, 2022 11:29 PM (4ZE6o)

454 Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?


How dare you ask this during pride month?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:29 PM (OalnH)

455 Evening, Horde!

I explained the car story to the son tonight, and even he thought it was ridiculous.

Saw "Elvis" tonight. Austin Butler as Elvis was solid. Tom Hanks played Parker as the conniving S.O.B. he was. I think it could have been shorter. Overall, a B.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:30 PM (aommx)

456 Always ask to see the design laid out on paper before committing to the needle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2022 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

I've never had one. But I was just like "fuck, Mikey, didn't you feel it going the wrong way?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:31 PM (IXpV7)

457
There are "gourmet ice" machines that will make clear ice. They are spendy, several thousand bucks.

They use the icicle method. Freeze from the inside out. A slow trickle of running water is circulated over the molds, gradually freezing in layers. That's the way icicles form.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)

458 Saw "Elvis" tonight. Austin Butler as Elvis was solid. Tom Hanks played Parker as the conniving S.O.B. he was. I think it could have been shorter. Overall, a B.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:30 PM (aommx)

---------

Did it take care of business?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)

459 Overruled!!
- Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Yes, the grass skirt does make your butt look big.

But hey, some guys like that.

Posted by: Cultural Observer at June 28, 2022 11:32 PM (thbCK)

460 Kevin McCarthy is on Gutfeld tonight and Frank Luntz is in the green room biting on a MyPillow and whipping himself frantically. Kevin McCarthy has done himself no favors tonight, he is only there because the Repubs sense a real sea change in the electorate. Kev is the barometer and it is getting shoved up his ass. Frank has now chewed off half the pillow, I hope that it is non-toxic.

Posted by: Liz Warren, batshit crazy faux Indian at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (a4EWo)

461 All July my plan is to be proud to be straight.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)

462 Closing time always a good choice.

But I have never heard Rollin and Tumblin before, that is a great tune, all the instruments I like.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2022 11:33 PM (8GBH4)

463 Did it take care of business?
Posted by: Cicero

You have a Suspicious Mind

Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

464 Look, I know I'm late to the thread but...

Speaking of Bourbon...

I found some low-end Henry McKenna for $15.

It can't be awful...can it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)


CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (F0YaR)

465 Fuck! Wearing this filthy smallpox infested sock!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (a4EWo)

466 All July my plan is to be proud to be straight.

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero

In a kiddie pool full of Jell-O?

Oh yesss

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (thbCK)

467 She built a fence over her property line then acted like oh it’s only 8 inches so whatevs and then she wanted the HoA to pay to fix her fuckup. Smells like an AWFL Karen to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (OalnH)

468
CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (F0YaR)


this strategy works well with red wine, too.

open the best bottle first, and go down the rack until you either drink the cheap rock gut or pass out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (sy5kK)

469
Did it take care of business?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Don't be cruel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

----------

It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)

471 CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed

This was covered by Kingsley Amis in "On Drink"

Posted by: Diligent Researcher Miklos at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (thbCK)

472 Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

473 There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (7B5FA)

474

Did it take care of business?

Everyday

Posted by: BTO at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (89T5c)

475 238 Meanwhile in the Illinois GOP primary, Trump endorsed candidate Darren Bailey is winning by a YUGE landslide -- 57% to 16% for the second place candidate and 15% for the guy Ken Griffin threw away big bux on. Also, the Congresscritter that Trump held a rally to support (Mary Miller) beat her RINO competitor by 15%.
Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

JB Pritzker spent big bucks supporting Bailey, thinking that he would have been easier to beat than Griffin's guy, who couldn't squirm away from Trump fast enough.

In a wave election like this one, Pritzker may turn out to have been too cute by half with his version of Operation Chaos.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (uRvuO)

476 CBD, you start out with the top shelf shit; by the 5th drink you won't GAF what it tastes like. Sheesh.
Posted by: GnuBreed

---------

After the third drink you can even switch to scotch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:38 PM (XG2Fi)

477 472 Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

Because he, like everyone else at fox is an actor reading a script. The script for this episode is fluff McCarthy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:39 PM (OalnH)

478 If you've ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat

The left really, really seems to have a hankering for this particular taboo.

Remember Marina Abramovic party for our elites with a "cake" shaped to look like an actual human body...complete with blood filling? Or the German gay cannibal that cut off and ate his "boyfriend's" wedding tackle?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (ESjRY)

479 Did it take care of business?

Everyday
Posted by: BTO

Keep on Truckin'

Posted by: R. Miklos Crumb at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (thbCK)

480
Why is Gutfeld giving the RINOs free airtime?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


He's had Bret Baier on his show too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)

481 Because he, like everyone else at fox is an actor reading a script. The script for this episode is fluff McCarthy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:39 PM (OalnH)

Evergreen.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (uRvuO)

482 Wise Native American says not to blame Biden for the baby formula shortage:

https://bit.ly/3OKMu00

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:40 PM (Bd6X8)

483 Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2022 10:43 PM (9WuX0)

I skipped the gub'nor. Didnt like any of em TBH. I'll be voting against putzker in the general. So beetle gets my vote by default only.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:41 PM (1DgE4)

484 In a wave election like this one, Pritzker may turn out to have been too cute by half with his version of Operation Chaos.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Half of Pritzker would be approx. 19 Boston Butts.

Posted by: Miklos defers to Bob the Cannibal for precise assessment at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (thbCK)

485 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want for two reasons

1) Democrats tend to do better in elections where the voters don't see a difference between the candidates - compare 2008/12 with 2004 or 2016.

2) With hyper inflation, blackouts, and hunger likely for this fall, I suspect someone saying "mean" things about trannies or illegals isn't going to matter to the voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (ESjRY)

486 I've never had one. But I was just like "fuck, Mikey, didn't you feel it going the wrong way?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2022 11:31 PM (IXpV7)


It's a back tat, right? Here's an interesting experiment you can conduct with a trusted friend. Have him/her touch various parts of the body with two sharp pointed probes at various widths while your eyes are closed; report when you can detect TWO probes. This is a measure of nerve endings density.

Your back has the fewest density, iirc, of your entire body. Over an inch, again iirc. Fingertips are very sensitive (high nerve density) so the gap won't be very wide at all.

Science YOU Can Do At Home.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (F0YaR)

487
I skipped the gub'nor. Didnt like any of em TBH. I'll be voting against putzker in the general. So beetle gets my vote by default only.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80


Does it matter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

488 Blanco, I love that!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (a4EWo)

489 The T-storm is on! Power went out for about 2 seconds, and came back. Lightning and thunder in the area. Raining hard. No hail, yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (6tkkl)

490 Wise Native American says not to blame Biden for the baby formula shortage:

In 2004 the President wasn't just responsible for every NCO in the military, he was literally responsible for the weather.

Apparently in 2022 the President isn't responsible for what his agencies heads do...and that he signs off on.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (ESjRY)

491 in Outlaw Josey

one of the guys that try to hijack Josey and his bud

is Uncle Leo from Seinfeld

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:43 PM (us2H3)

492 I can honestly say I've never craved the taste of human flesh.

But it's early. And the Burning Times are a-comin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (sJHOI)

493 Does it matter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Some guys apparently from Illinois at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (thbCK)

494 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

That's all right...uh..Miklos.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (aommx)

495
I got a plastic spork. Cool?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Ti+Tv)


bottom shelf absinthe and C&H sugarcubes . . . Sure, go for it. Make sure to use fresh tap water though.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:44 PM (xhaym)

496 You want George Washington

You'll settle for Augusto Pinochet

You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)

497 Hello late nighters. Gonna try to catch up.

Could be a while.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (Jzz++)

498 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (6tkkl)

499 Word at our voting location is that turnout is unusually light. This is a conservative area in Colorado.

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (6RgRK)

500 I've just read the "runcible spoon" isn't real...
Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:16 PM (iEO53)


Tell that to the Owl and the Pussycat

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (xhaym)

501 You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)

*********

Not if we do an intervention soon.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:46 PM (xxG/v)

502 JB Pritzker spent big bucks supporting Bailey, thinking that he would have been easier to beat than Griffin's guy, who couldn't squirm away from Trump fast enough.

Did he? I voted (mostly to humor my Dad who still wants elections to work) for Irvin as he seemed okay and I hadn't heard much of the others. Also Tillman in the senate race and he's coming in dead last.

Devore for AG (who's claim to fame is suing Pritzker over the covid nonsense) is at least ahead at the moment. I completely forgot to look into the House race, so I skipped that. Incumbent Marie Newman, who managed to have corruption issues in a single term, got kicked to the curb, which is about as much as I could hope for.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (kOpft)

503 We have our butt probes to try out, after all.

Posted by: The Aliens from Zeta Reticulii at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (xxG/v)

504 fun fact

last Republican speaker of the house from a state that Brandon didn't win

Nick Longworth-OH

from almost 100 years ago

see something wrong here ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (us2H3)

505 F*ck John Dean.

Maggot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

506 Can't stay long, folks. Have to guest host the morning show at work again.

Y'all have a good night.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (aommx)

507 fun legal story out of Michigan tonight - remember how ex Gov Dan Snyder (R) and his aides were indicted by a Dem Att'y General for the Flint, Michigan water crisis?

Wasn't the real story there that Flint had a water deal that got cancelled, they didn't bother lining anything else up, and so they just started using a polluted river because they got some bureaucrat to declare it wasn't too polluted...but the pollution was enough to corrode the water pipes and leech a bunch of crap out down stream?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM (ESjRY)

508 That's all right...uh..Miklos.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Note the Blue Suede Shoes.

Careful with your big feet

Posted by: Miklos "Carl" Perkins-Presley at June 28, 2022 11:48 PM (thbCK)

509 As I've said before I'm more of a rum person at the moment, exploring that a bit - as ballistic said above, there are a tremendous variety of rums (and tequilas and mezcals).

Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji. And part of the variety comes from a lack of order, or rules. The French/formerly French territories tend to have fairly strict rules, like AOCs in France for wine. Some countries have rules, some new ones are considering them, but meanwhile it's a truly diverse field.

Straight from cane juice (agricole, predominant style in French areas), or from molasses, pot or column still or both, finishing in all the different things other spirit makers are using these days (ex-bourbon, cognac, sherry, port, zinfandel casks). Barrel proof or 80 proof.

And plenty of great bottles for bourbon lovers wanting to tiptoe in.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (OTzUX)

510 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"
101st division is en route.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (jTmQV)

511

We've half the ACEPLAN comment quota before 0400Z...

50mL of vodka for everone!

Posted by: Zettai at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (su4K9)

512 last Republican speaker of the house from a state that Brandon didn't win

It is pretty amazing...NAZI Pelosi is arguably from the most leftwing district in America, and Cuck Schumer is from one of the most leftwing states.

Which does partially explain why the Dem party is so extreme...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (ESjRY)

513 Does it matter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

At the state level? It may. I wish I could say 100% it will but memories of rauner the retarded rino haunt my nighttime reading.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (1DgE4)

514 Friend turned me on to Frey Ranch rye. 100 proof. Bottled in bond, from a NV ranch that grows all their own grain for it. Quite tasty. Something to keep in mind for rye lovers.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

515 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want

Pritzker in 2018 found 400k more votes in Cook County than anyone else in the decade prior (despite Illinois leading the nation in people fleeing the state before CA's covid meltdown), so he's got margin for error.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (kOpft)

516 another fun fact

Dagen McDowell's hubby was born and raised in the tiny town I now live in

Jonas Max Ferris

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (us2H3)

517 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's what Darleen calls it

Sometimes Marleen and Charleen too

Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep 'em all happy at June 28, 2022 11:50 PM (thbCK)

518 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"

Last story I remember is the Russkies captures some British mercs...and maybe Canuck and American ones. That story seems to have disappeared which is interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:51 PM (ESjRY)

519 505 F*ck John Dean.

Maggot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:47 PM

--------

Back when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining

Posted by: radar at June 28, 2022 11:51 PM (aCYZU)

520 Something to keep in mind for rye lovers.
Posted by: rhomboid

Rye lovers on Government pensions, maybe.

Posted by: Under-Miklos-Class at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (thbCK)

521 501 You'll get Kevin McCarthy-Luntz
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:45 PM (ESjRY)


or their Only Fans moniker

Kevin Mac and Cheese

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (us2H3)

522 I think you mean that you could NOT care less.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 28, 2022 11:52 PM (S7une)

523 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Bd6X8)

524 The two brit mercs have been sentenced to death. No date for execution has been set yet. So, wiggle room.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (1DgE4)

525 Back when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining

I'm so old I remember the greatest crime a government employee could engage in was trying to tap the communications of the other side.

Apparently though if you just say "Russia" three times it is totally legal. Someone should have told Liddy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (ESjRY)

526 510 "Anyone heard from the Ukraine War recently?"
101st division is en route.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2022 11:49 PM (jTmQV)

#twoweeks

and I'm not kidding

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (us2H3)

527 We've half the ACEPLAN comment quota before 0400Z...

50mL of vodka for everone!
Posted by: Zettai

*DRINKS!*

*returns to quota exceedings*

Posted by: Miklos the Stakhanovite at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (thbCK)

528 Funny, Exidor from Mork and Mindy was in Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (89T5c)

529 Oh my gosh, Larry Elder is now doing ads for Relief Factor, what's next Jerry Nadler doing ads for Depends?? Incidentally, how did the high pants wearing thirty pounds of shit in a five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (a4EWo)

530 She built a fence over her property line then acted like oh it’s only 8 inches so whatevs and then she wanted the HoA to pay to fix her fuckup. Smells like an AWFL Karen to me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2022 11:35 PM (OalnH)

HOA should have said, "OK, what the value per square foot of land rental here? Alright, your 90 feet of fence, times 8" is 60 square feet. So, for the life of this fence, say 20 years, pay us the land rent for 60 square feet, and we're good. When the fence needs to be replaced, put it in the proper place, and the land rent ends."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (6tkkl)

531 Ironically the worst things look for the Dems for the 2022 election the more likely war with Russia becomes.

If the election is held on hyper inflation, hunger, and black outs...what are the results going to be?

The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)

532 For any bourboniacs looking to try a rum, good place to start (less expensive) would be R.L. Seale's 10-yr, or (more expensive) Real McCoy 12-yr (80 proof version).

Both bottles have bourbon-ish notes, Real McCoy very much so.

Both by Foursquare Distillery in Barbados, run by a purist maniac and very good rum maker, Richard Seale. Purist as in no additives, ever. Bit of an evangelist on it, trying to get Barbados to require different labeling for additives. Additives (mostly sugar) are a bit of a battleground in the rum world. The oldest most prestigious spirits in the world, like cognac, permit some added sugar, but some in the rum world want only "pure" rums.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (OTzUX)

533 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Sorry.

Holding out for a '64 Lincoln suicide door convertible.

Posted by: Miklos might consider a certain Chrysler at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (thbCK)

534
ack when I used to listen to G Gordon Liddy's radio show, it was always a treat whenever the subject of John Dean came up. GMan's raw, undiluted hatred for Dean was never anything but entertaining
Posted by: radar


I was on the road a lot back in those days and tuned around from talk show to talk show. Listened to the G-Man quite a bit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

535 a five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

This is interestink

Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson at June 28, 2022 11:57 PM (thbCK)

536
The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?
Posted by: 18-1


You could draft Alvin York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

537 Holding out for a '64 Lincoln suicide door convertible.

Like this? https://bit.ly/3yuBSx7

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (Bd6X8)

538 Joe Xiden -- Yeah, I had the same reaction to the HOA story. Idiots and assholes on both sides.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (S7une)

539 I wouldn't know propane from butane if it exploded in my face, but just received my propane/gasoline generator ... worked fine after figuring out the directions were wrong (don't need full choke to start on propane).

I have a 500 gallon propane take sitting out there. Are we really going eotwawki? There are some scenarios like that .. so I guess, why not be a prepper?

What I like about many of the prepper blogs is they are moving toward "know/befriend" your neighbor, as opposed to living in a bunker till the smoke and nuke fallout recede.

BUT, I do see some potential for almost apocalyptic shortages .. though I put those odds at maybe 30% (in the USA, much higher in the third world). Still ... that is worth prepping against.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (Cus5s)

540 Actually Miklos just $55, which for me is the top of what I'll spend, but not often, and only if (as in this case) I know it will last me a while. Don't drink much of it at a time, or that often.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)

541 five pound bag do in his primary against Carolyn Maloney in their New York primary, heavyweight division?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

This is interestink
Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson

That will be in August

Posted by: Henry Miklos-Gibson, revising and extending at June 28, 2022 11:59 PM (thbCK)

542
Funny, Exidor from Mork and Mindy was in Outlaw Josey Wales.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


So was Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

543 '64 Lincoln is a work of art.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (89T5c)

544 Actually Miklos just $55, which for me is the top of what I'll spend, but not often, and only if (as in this case) I know it will last me a while. Don't drink much of it at a time, or that often.
Posted by: rhomboid

A bottle-a-day man must plan differently

Posted by: Miklos, quoting a line about W. Churchill at June 29, 2022 12:00 AM (thbCK)

545 500 gallon TANK, no, not a tank with treads. Need one of those as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (Cus5s)

546 WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

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Did it have tank tracks?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (XG2Fi)

547 Pre WWII Porsche 219 for just 12K:

https://bit.ly/3ysN9xV
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Bd6X

Read the link. The design was pre-War, but manufacture of the tractor didn't begin until 1949, and carried on into the 1960's. The glow plug indicator on the dash is the same as used on my 1962 International Diesel tractor, which was built in England.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:01 AM (6tkkl)

548 yes he was, Bertram.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (89T5c)

549 You could draft Alvin York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2022 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

Just keep us out of it, ok?

Posted by: Simon and Theodore York at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)

550 Like this? https://bit.ly/3yuBSx7
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Like that.

But different color.

Oddly enough they have been getting cheaper.

Stupid Millennials

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a trend in many collectible cars at June 29, 2022 12:03 AM (thbCK)

551 Damn! Another 2-second power failure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I put battery backup UPSes on my computer, modem, mom's TV, the stereo; cheap ones from Walmart (aka China)

Well worth the $50 investment. They take out short term power surges/undervolt events, and you don't miss a beat.

HOA should have said, "OK, what the value per square foot of land rental here? Alright, your 90 feet of fence, times 8" is 60 square feet. So, for the life of this fence, say 20 years, pay us the land rent for 60 square feet, and we're good. When the fence needs to be replaced, put it in the proper place, and the land rent ends."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2022 11:54 PM (6tkkl)


You seem to wish that HOAs are rational entities. They are not. *I have experience in this topic*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (F0YaR)

552 T-34 > Porsche Ferdinand

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (XG2Fi)

553 Rhomboid, straight from cane juice is Caçasa in Brazil, and in Colombia a type of rum was made from cane bagasse, and flavored with anise, and was called aguardiente.

Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

554 You could draft Alvin York.

Look fat do you think I'm stupid or something? With my first draft pick I'm taking Malcolm Nance

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (ESjRY)

555 I last heard G Gordon Liddy on the Howard Stern show in 2000.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 12:05 AM (zAq90)

556 Was gonna say. A WWII Porsche might interest me. Say, a Ferdinand SPG. Hell on gas mileage and maintenance, though. Not sure about ammo, but I don't think Target Sports carries it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:05 AM (OTzUX)

557 And, in an odd coincidence, I drove two Porsche-designed vehicles today, a '73 and a '71 Super Beetles. Well, there is stuff on them that never came off Porsche's drawing board, but still plenty of stuff that did.

I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)

558 470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

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It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)
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You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Lonesome tonight at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (qfLjt)

559 Many of the countries the Germans fought in WWII had better tanks - including France and Russia.

But the Germans used them better, at least until the allies/Soviets caught on.

American tanks were crap...but lucky for us we had dominating air superiority.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 12:07 AM (ESjRY)

560 Miklos, I stand corrected, I thought the throw down was tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (a4EWo)

561 You seem to wish that HOAs are rational entities. They are not. *I have experience in this topic*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (F0YaR)

Oh, yeah. I know they are not. Evil, in fact. But if they were run by reasonable people, such an accommodation could be made.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (6tkkl)

562 You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.
Posted by: Ciampino - Lonesome tonight

I hear she's a hunk o' burnin' love

Posted by: Miklos, just what all the guys say at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (thbCK)

563 I hear she's a hunk o' burnin' love
Posted by: Miklos, just what all the guys say at June 29, 2022 12:08 AM (thbCK)

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Your mind is In The Ghetto, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (XG2Fi)

564 Kindltot cachaca (can't do the cedilla) is also wildly diverse, though I think it's almost all agricole (from cane juice). I spent a lot of time in Brazil years ago, but at the time was not drinking much hard stuff. "Aguardente" is also used in Brazil for cane liquor. "Pinga" (a drop) was the most common colloquial term I heard.

After I make further progress with rum, was hoping to start with cachaca (aged stuff, not mixing), but availability is even more of a problem than with rum, which is a big problem. Europe is the biggest aged rum market, though I sense the American one is growing, fast.

And Colombia has aged rums, of course. Dictador is the brand easiest to find here. Known for their interesting flavor profile, usually including coffee notes. Have a bottle of the 12-yr in the pantry awaiting its turn.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (OTzUX)

565 Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

Who wants rum that tastes like anus?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)

566 I stand corrected, I thought the throw down was tonight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*offers canned Adult Beverage*

Mistakes must be made.

Posted by: Good Soldier Miklos Svejk at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (thbCK)

567 My first car was a yellow 71 Super Beetle. Bought it in 75 when I got out of the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

568 But the Germans used them better, at least until the allies/Soviets caught on.

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Well, radios.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)

569 "Apparently though if you just say "Russia" three times it is totally legal. Someone should have told Liddy."

like "BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice?

or "I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee"?

Seems legit ... "Trump/Russia. Trump/Russia, Trump/Russia" seemed to work, on the LIV crowd.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:12 AM (Cus5s)

570 The Dems can argue its better to roll the dice on a war...because then you can pull a Woodrow Wilson and just throw your opposition in jail...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)


Ayup. Wilson was a bastard

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

571 "Of what importance is an individual in the titanic collective achievements of our industrial age?"

"Hank Rearden is the type of man who sticks his name on everything he touches. You may, from this, form your own opinion about the character of Hank Rearden."

I am rereading Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (ufFY8)

572 Your mind is In The Ghetto, man.
Posted by: Cicero

*devious thoughts*

*infiltrates Dem party while all rats are ship-jumping*

Biden 2024 Campaign Theme Song

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little bastard if provoked and inclined at June 29, 2022 12:13 AM (thbCK)

573 MLB now stands for
Melee, bytuch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:14 AM (jTmQV)

574 "A little baby boy
Can't be aborted
In the ghetto"

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little bastard if provoked and inclined at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (thbCK)

575 Your elections are belong to us.

Posted by: Ciampino - sending the bomb at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (qfLjt)

576 The problem with it now being proven Hutchinson didn't write ther note she claimed to write, is that the prosecutors (or this case witch burners) decide what the truth is. She's their witness, and even if handwriting experts say she didn't write it, they'll still say they believe her, or that she wrote the original note and then it got copied, or some BS. They'll run with this shit until mid January, then when Republicans take over both chambers they'll scream that they were just about to get Trump, but the Republicans shut them down.

Hopefully there's a committee about the January 6th committee, and everyone involved is tossed in prison for lying and squandering tax payer money for political purposes.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (yhRk0)

577 558 470 You have a Suspicious Mind
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley at June 28, 2022 11:34 PM (thbCK)

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It's now or never.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)
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You don't want me to sic my Little Sister on you.


a moose bit my sister

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 29, 2022 12:15 AM (I38CQ)

578 Bertram Cabot.. my first car was also a '71 SuperBeetle. Blue. Bought it (used) when I made E-3 in the USAF.

The '71 & '72 Superbeetles shared the flat dashboard and windshield with all "conventional" Beetles, but sported MacPherson strut front suspension, and about a 6" stretch to the nose. Meant the spare was laid down flat in a "well", beneath the load-floor of the trunk.

Best two years and the best models of the Beetle, I think. The '73 and onward curved dash (foam injected POS), could not accommodate modifications, like the flat dash could. And the Sun ate those foam dashes like sunburn on a red-headed stepchild.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)

579 a moose bit my sister
Posted by: kulak anachronda

Once

Yu fergot the "once" part

Posted by: Miklos is a devious little stickler for linguistic ONT protocol at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (thbCK)

580 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)


Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)

581 "a moose bit my sister"

That'll teach her to go out front again!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (1DgE4)

582 Off, stupid IWW sock.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:18 AM (xhaym)

583 508 That's all right...uh..Miklos.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Note the Blue Suede Shoes.

Careful with your big feet

Posted by: Miklos "Carl" Perkins-Presley at June 28, 2022 11:48 PM (thbCK)
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I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis at June 29, 2022 12:19 AM (qfLjt)

584 Rekieta will be ranting about R v W momentarily.
He is promising to grab people by their penis or labia.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2022 12:19 AM (ufFY8)

585 320: "Porky Pig got butt and I can not lie."

That brings back memories. My very first Tweet some years back was right after I'd tried out my new sous vide machine with a pork butt. I tweeted something like "To paraphrase Sir Mixalot, I like pork butts and I cannot lie." It was several years later that I realized I'd managed to miss the best part of the joke. I should have written: "I like pig butts and I cannot lie." Of course, I then tweeted that.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (p6eON)

586 411. Thanks for the news. Snyders first name is Rick not Dan. I think Dan Snyder is a football team owner, Lol.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (pdT3z)

587 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Cool!

AOP's Panhard

https://i.redd.it/44sh48bsjv301.jpg

Posted by: Miklos is a bit envious at June 29, 2022 12:20 AM (thbCK)

588 I was never in a position to try aged Colombian rum. I was in a position to try aguardiente. Cristal is what you can get here.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:21 AM (xhaym)

589 The '71 & '72 Superbeetles shared the flat dashboard and windshield with all "conventional" Beetles, but sported MacPherson strut front suspension, and about a 6" stretch to the nose. Meant the spare was laid down flat in a "well", beneath the load-floor of the trunk.

Best two years and the best models of the Beetle, I think. The '73 and onward curved dash (foam injected POS), could not accommodate modifications, like the flat dash could. And the Sun ate those foam dashes like sunburn on a red-headed stepchild.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)

Pretty much agree. The MacPherson strut was not as strong as the torsion bar front end it replaced, but did give more trunk space. The '71 Super is a pretty good counterfeit Beetle, but the '73 is just plain odd.

VW should have left the Beetle as it was, and done the strut job on the Type III vehicles. Might have made them better sellers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:21 AM (6tkkl)

590 "Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was proud to have mowed down some edges and food plots, then meandered out to the grapes and discovered the few Jap Beetles had become a full invasion on the grapes. .. that was about 8:10pm .. filled the 4 gallon back pack sprayer and hopefully they will all be dead dy early tomorrow. (the Sevin I bought 20 years ago still works).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 12:23 AM (Cus5s)

591 I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis

That's all right

Any way you do

Posted by: Big Mama Miklos Thornton at June 29, 2022 12:25 AM (thbCK)

592 If SNL actually cared about comedy, the J6 show trials would be comedy gold.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

593 discovered the few Jap Beetles had become a full invasion on the grapes


The first Hungarian wax peppers are being eaten by something.

I blame Putin.

Posted by: Miklos, Geopolitical Horticulturalist at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (thbCK)

594 Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?
Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)

I know the Brits did that, and they used RAC (Royal Automobile Club) horsepower, the calculation of which placed entirely too much emphasis on engine cylinder bore. So the Brits thereupon built engines with tiny pistons, and great long strokes, like tractor engines.

The Panhard has two cylinders, about 800 cc, and makes 50 HP from that. Hemi heads, torsion valve springs, and full roller bearing crank. Redlined at 7000 RPM, and it has a tach, too. Pretty zippy, for a car of that tiny displacement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (6tkkl)

595 Rum, the demise of many a man.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (jTmQV)

596 Caçasa is oddly spicy, I think with the sugars, but Colombian aguardiente is just plain white rum with anise, and no longer is a risk for wood alcohol from distilling the bagasse at too high a temperature
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

Who wants rum that tastes like anus?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)


Bagasse does smell like well used anus, so I get your point. It's "bottom of the barrel" sugar production process from sugarcane.

But if a thing still has sugars, it can be fermented. And distilled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2022 12:28 AM (F0YaR)

597 Why would Fauci be jabbed?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

598 580 I also started and drove the poor wretched Panhard. Mowed the grass where all had been sitting. yard is looking spiffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:06 AM (6tkkl)

Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?

Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs at June 29, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)
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Yes. The Europeans, including the Brits, over the decades since cars came on the road, used to have different licensing costs depending on 'factors'. Tried factors have been: engine capacity - so a 1500cc engine is always 1496cc or similar even today; wheel diameter - big rims or big tires would incur higher fees; curb weight - which is what is mostly used today if there is a sliding scale; possibly others that I don't know about.

Posted by: Ciampino - do you have a license for that veeheecle? at June 29, 2022 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

599 Rum, the demise of many a man.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

After the lash and sodomy parts, not too bad

Double rations during Pride Month

Posted by: Crew of the Raging Queen at June 29, 2022 12:30 AM (thbCK)

600
With literally thousands of long pig oinkers having voluntarily withdrawn their sexual favors over RvW, I think Shit on Pride Month more likely than not will go out without a bang, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:32 AM (pNxlR)

601 There's rum and there's grog.
Sometimes these are indistinguishable.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:32 AM (jTmQV)

602 I think that some of the rum that was sold as surplus after the Royal Navy ended the grog ration in July 1971 is still being sold. Black Tot brand. But not sure it's still out there. But it was, for quite a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:33 AM (OTzUX)

603 You could always buy one of those stills off Amazon and run it through again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Run it through a Brita carafe filter. That trick sometimes works to clean up "meh" alcohol stuff.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:33 AM (tjZg/)

604 possibly others that I don't know about.
Posted by: Ciampino

And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.

Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.

Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)

605
The Panhard has two cylinders, about 800 cc, and makes 50 HP from that. Hemi heads, torsion valve springs, and full roller bearing crank. Redlined at 7000 RPM, and it has a tach, too. Pretty zippy, for a car of that tiny displacement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:27 AM (6tkkl)


Yes, I suppose it would be, that is about the specs for a Harley engine for HP and displacement, though not RPM

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)

606
If we are no longer standing with Ukraine, are we at least loitering with it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

607 Lord only knows what comprised "grog".
The mind reels...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:35 AM (jTmQV)

608 Taxing "power", "strength", "effectiveness", etc. is ensuring a soyboy future.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:35 AM (NTUk0)

609 Run it through a Brita carafe filter. That trick sometimes works to clean up "meh" alcohol stuff.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

TAMPONS AND PANTY LINERS!!!!!

Posted by: a possibly non-existent militant lesbian purple-haired moonshiner at June 29, 2022 12:36 AM (thbCK)

610 If we are no longer standing with Ukraine, are we at least loitering with it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

Uh, why should we be? They made the opposition political party illegal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)

611 If Hillary runs in 2024, then at the GOP Convention Clint Eastwood needs to make a speech with an empty bollard as a prop.
Posted by: davidt


If memory serves me correctly, Clint is pretty much Anti-Trump (NeverTrump?). Clint may be dead by 2024, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (tjZg/)

612 gourmand I think what comprised grog was blended column still rum from Guyana, Barbados, and Trinidad. Something like that. Over-proof. But I think the proof level was historically related to the utility of a high-alcohol liquid on ships in days of sail, for non-drinking purposes.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

613 591 I'm all shook up over your blue suede shoes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Elvis The Pelvis

That's all right

Any way you do
Posted by: Big Mama Miklos Thornton at June 29, 2022 12:25 AM (thbCK)
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Don't be cruel, I only want to follow that dream.

Posted by: Ciampino - Got my mojo going at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (qfLjt)

614 Who wants rum that tastes like anus?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:10 AM (6tkkl)


Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (xhaym)

615 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (XG2Fi)

616 For some reason, I want a Peanut butter and nanner sammich.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who can't sleep at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (PiwSw)

617 I only want to follow that dream.
Posted by: Ciampino

Not that again

Posted by: the von Trapp family at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (thbCK)

618 Uh, why should we be? They made the opposition political party illegal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)

I do believe it's eleven (11) opposition parties that were proscribed by zelenski.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (1DgE4)

619 At the time, a common cause of death of a seaman was falling off the poop deck while, oh, never mind...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (jTmQV)

620 And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.
Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.
Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)


The initial rebellion in the two Sicilies against Austrian rule in 1851 was over, among other things, excessive taxes on tobacco and liquor.
It is nice to see that the traditional ways are maintained yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (xhaym)

621 Yes, I suppose it would be, that is about the specs for a Harley engine for HP and displacement, though not RPM
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)

The Panhard engine is a boxer twin, similar to the BMW motorcycle engines.

Here is one with the cooling tin removed:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dmt2c

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (6tkkl)

622 I thought grog was just diluted rum.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (zAq90)

623 We're all agog for grog.

Posted by: Royal Navy at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (5w4FU)

624 Skipped dinner tonight, so naturally I am starving, I just polished off a homemade Greek salad with sliced up flank steak from Sunday night, quite tasty. Now to finish off some canned spirits and toddle off to bed. Luv ya Horde, and that's The Wonder of You!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:43 AM (a4EWo)

625 Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (xhaym)

Anise is nasty in its own right. Puke-inducing, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (6tkkl)

626 Used to pick up 5-packs of Montecristo No. 3s (the Cuban ones) at the little "tabacchis" in Rome when I was lucky to spend time there for work. Mostly gave away as gifts back home. Not expensive. Even cheaper was when I could enlist FAO acquaintances to buy boxes in the FAO commissary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (OTzUX)

627 grog was blended column still rum from Guyana, Barbados, and Trinidad.

Grog had lemon or more commonly lime juice mixed in. They didn't understand how, but consumption of citrus juice was beneficial. So it was mixed with the rum rations.

Short term-reduction of Scurvy in the Royal Navy.

Long term-daiquiris and the Pina Colada Song

Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (thbCK)

628 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM (XG2Fi)


I disagree. She is the demonic incarnation of Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:44 AM (xhaym)

629 AOP. I don't think VW would''ve/could've ever solved the massive heating problems of the Type 3s, much less the dismal powertrain accessibility.

Their 412 series was an attempt at a "Modern" VW, and it looked like it'd work out well, on paper. You know where that effort went, of course.

The aftermarket sold all manner of curative, stronger and better geometry solutions to the SuperBeetle's Strut Suspension. Including disc brakes, Bosch dampers, shorter spring-stacks, anti-sway bars, tower braces, larger ball-joint/control arm assemblies, the works.

A SuperBeetle with upgraded "legs" on all four corners, a mild boost to engine tune, and radial tires on slightly wider wheels, and wow, what a difference!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (tkOps)

630 I've no idea what is the composition of grog.
But I want some.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (jTmQV)

631 Clint, nor Trump, or Reagan, nor any of the Founders are sacrosanct. God's word is.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (NTUk0)

632 Grog and Magrog when you really want to get wasted.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (5w4FU)

633 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 29, 2022 12:45 AM (tjZg/)

634 Most rum is diluted, if by that one means from barrel proof levels, down to 80. I think grog was a pretty high proof, 100 or more (?). Again, because the alcohol had other potential utility on the ships (in the old days).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:46 AM (OTzUX)

635 Neighbor told me that the French cars have such pokey engines because the French were taxing the cars based on Horsepower. Is that anywhere close to the truth?
Posted by: zombie Eugene V Debs
--

Enter, the 2CV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 12:46 AM (/cR1m)

636 617 I only want to follow that dream.
Posted by: Ciampino

Not that again

Posted by: the von Trapp family at June 29, 2022 12:39 AM (thbCK)
----
Hey, Hands off, I just want a Happy Ending.

Posted by: Ciampino - Got my mojo going again at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

637 Aguardiente is like Arak or Raki, the anise covers the actual taste, and it louches (goes milky) when you dribble cold water into it.
Posted by: Kindltot

The aguardiente I have had was just more crudely distilled rum.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the aguardiente and FStewardesses on the late, unlamented SAHSA (Stay at Home, Stay A at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)

638 Miklos right - but wasn't the citrus added as they went? Not right in the barrels from the start? My grog history is spotty, mostly indirectly picked up from reading on rum in general.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (OTzUX)

639 We're all agog for grog.

Posted by: Royal Navy at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (5w4FU)


it is "rumchuck" in Chinook: rum = rum and chuck = water.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (xhaym)

640 Once upon a time, I enjoyed rum.
And then, I saw it made...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (jTmQV)

641

So... It was *grog*, sodomy, and the lash all along?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (/OeOS)

642 Enter, the 2CV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Pretty good car for the Burning Times

Posted by: Miklos speaks TRUTH (vraiment) at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (thbCK)

643 That's the easiest starter replacement I've ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (RKPlw)

644 So... It was *grog*, sodomy, and the lash all along?
Posted by: Zettai

You... are not new here...

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of the Entire ONT (the otters can speak for themselves) at June 29, 2022 12:50 AM (thbCK)

645 I just wish the homosexual faction would celebrate their homosexuality as I celebrate my heterosexuality.

Quietly , with no fanfare.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2022 12:50 AM (KATBx)

646 Probably the strangest thing I have ever drank is mulled wine, which we had north of the Arctic Circle.
It was just red wine with some lemon slices over a big vat lit by sterno.
Glorious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:51 AM (jTmQV)

647 A horde short story in 3 parts...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (L87Bl)

648 wasn't the citrus added as they went? Not right in the barrels from the start? My grog history is spotty, mostly indirectly picked up from reading on rum in general.
Posted by: rhomboid

As available.

They didn't understand how or why it worked (like Semmelweis in Hungary on sepsis/anti-sepsis) but practical is practical.

Posted by: Miklos, notorious fulfiller of unthinking quotas at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (thbCK)

649 "You sure you ain't got anything else to tell me muchacho?", Jim asked staring at the illegal alien, who was presently bobbing in the lake in his life jacket, his wrists duct taped to the handle of the ski rope.

The Latino man still spitting out water and coughing managed a defiant reply. "Chinga tu madre!" he shouted toward the boat.

Jim smiled, lit his cigar, and poured a fresh splash of bourbon into his favorite bourbon glass (a novelty glass with a 5.56 round embedded into the side to make it appear it was being shot). He nodded to his cohort who looked back at him awaiting instruction.

"Give her another lap, Ben", Jim said to his freakishly large friend sitting at the wheel of the bass boat. "We'll make him a true drug mule until he talks."

"HA HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE MULES FENTANYL ACROSS THE BORDER AND WE ARE DRAGGING HIM ACROSS THE LAKE!", Ben belted out in his usually obnoxiously overly-loud volume...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:52 AM (L87Bl)

650 ....With that Ben pushed the throttle forward, causing Jim to take one side-step to regain his balance as he gazed contently upon their bounty, who along skipped along the top of the water, occasionally plunging under water before re-emerging in what Jim observed to be an oversized popping lure.

"Too bad there ain't bass big enough to hit that lure" he thought to himself, before holding up his hand and motioning for Ben to throttle down after a minute had passed.

Jim had seen a lot in his days, and as he scratched his grey goatee with his deeply tanned hand, he recalled his friend at the rifle range, who had recently lost his granddaughter to a fentanyl overdose and the single tear the rolled down his face when he told Jim of his loss.

"Now I'm gonna ask you one more damned time, puta. Who the hell were you gonna deliver them drugs to and how in God's name did your sorry ass sneak in my country? Comprende?"....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:53 AM (L87Bl)

651 633 After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
=========

Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....
--------------

I've dissected a frog and slept at a Motel 6 - Liz Cheney is a man.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:53 AM (RKPlw)

652 A horde short story in 3 parts...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

A Horde short shorts story pls?

With pics

Posted by: Miklos suggests and requests at June 29, 2022 12:54 AM (thbCK)

653 .....Sensing that the old man wasn't going to relent, the Mexican motioned to be pulled in.

Jim began to retrieve the line and pulled the man to the edge of the boat. "No habla Ingles" he gasped, still trying to catch his breath. Jim flicked the remaining nub of his cigar out into the lake, and picked up the small oar underneath the seat and hit the Mexican squarely in the head.

"Please. I tell you what you want. Please, no mas" the Mexican cried out.

Jim cracked a wry smile and looked back at his compatriot "See Ben, just like a billiard ball. The harder you hit 'em the more English you get out of them."

Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)

654 620 And in Italy, they had (have?) the official "tabacchi i Sale" shops.
Want smokes? Only there. Salt too, apparently.
Posted by: Il Miklosio, with a remarkable resemblance to Marcello Mastroianni (e vero) at June 29, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)

The initial rebellion in the two Sicilies against Austrian rule in 1851 was over, among other things, excessive taxes on tobacco and liquor.
It is nice to see that the traditional ways are maintained yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:42 AM (xhaym)
----
Tabacchi or smoke shops sold all tobacco products but also stamps, both the mailing ones and the various revenue stamps that one had/have? to have to make a document legit. What a racket. I believe Greece, France and Spain do that. Not sure about others. I can't remember the salt part. However you can go to shops that sell plain alcohol and the flavorings you need to make almost any liqueur you want (with instructions). Cheap. In contrast try buying alcohol in any county that's ever been ruled by the Brits - yes us too.

Posted by: Ciampino - I love Strega at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

655 -
After careful internet study, I have concluded that "Liz" Cheney is indeed a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 29, 2022 12:38 AM -
-
----

No. This "Cheney" thing lies awake at night dreaming of being a man, .. or a woman. This thing instead is a politician.
This politician is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead, or vote the proper way.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (NTUk0)

656 Probably the strangest thing I have ever drank is mulled wine, which we had north of the Arctic Circle.
It was just red wine with some lemon slices over a big vat lit by sterno.
Glorious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 12:51 AM (jTmQV)

Judas! Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine. It's Terrific.

Posted by: Comicus at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (7bRMQ)

657 Miklos right -
Posted by: rhomboid

Not saying Miklos is right, but....

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (thbCK)

658 That's the easiest starter replacement I've ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 12:48 AM (RKPlw)

The entire engine comes out pretty easily, but the silly Frenchmen attached the motor mounts to the exhaust header pipes, and then used rubber biscuits loaded in shear to support the engine. Needless to say, when the car came to me, the rubber biscuits were peeled off their metal backing, and the exhaust pipes rested on a part of the frame. I made up some custom brackets, and used a pair of Studebaker biscuit mounts, but loaded in compression instead of shear. Seems to work OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 12:56 AM (6tkkl)

659
The aguardiente I have had was just more crudely distilled rum.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the aguardiente and FStewardesses on the late, unlamented SAHSA (Stay at Home, Stay A at June 29, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)


Depends on what country you are in, it is like Cumbia, you know? Aguardiente just means "ardent water" in the Shakespearean meaning.
In Colombia it was real rotgut but nowadays it has some class, and is as uniquely Colombian as Tejo, or pardoning the communist revolutionary group every twenty years just to have themselves pick a new name and restart kidnappings, assassinations and random violent attacks in the name of whatever the fu^^ it is this time.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (xhaym)

660 BC, Nice story, I just think Jim would have shot the guy long before that!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (a4EWo)

661 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.

Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

662 Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)

Secure the licensing rights and get a script adaptation going asap!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 12:59 AM (4I/2K)

663 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.

Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

Drink as much as you want. We're stuck with it.

Posted by: Sign of the Fish, Restaurant Y Cantina at June 29, 2022 01:00 AM (7bRMQ)

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (1DgE4)

665 I drank the mulled wine.
And yet, I LIVED!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (jTmQV)

666 ...as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM



That's beautiful, man...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (/OeOS)

667 I coulda been a contender....

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (1DgE4)

668 If I were offered mulled wine, I'd have to think it over.
Posted by: Miklos, considering at June 29, 2022 12:57 AM (thbCK)

Wouldn't do to overmull thunk wine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (6tkkl)

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:01 AM (/OeOS)

670 🥴

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:03 AM (4I/2K)

671 Coup fourree @666

Posted by: Miklos, consideringwho used to play Milles Bornes at June 29, 2022 01:05 AM (thbCK)

672 I just got in from going to the 9:45pm showing of Top Gun:Maverick at the Manassas IMAX. I was the only one in the entire theater.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:06 AM (GJnvT)

673 ..Three days later, local news choppers were circling the fiery remains of the drug cartel safe house in Galveston, as Jim poured another bourbon and sat down at his laptop. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2022 12:55 AM (L87Bl)


Dude. I'd told you all of that in confidence, and now go and lookit whatchve done!

Fuckin' cartels, now I've really got some shootin' to do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 01:06 AM (tkOps)

674 Is "heathered" (as apposed to "hopped") beer/ale anything anyone has an opinion on?

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 01:08 AM (NTUk0)

675 Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji.
Posted by: rhomboid


I don't think this is remotely true considering it requires tropical / near-tropical climate for the source. Vodka or clear spirits have sources that can be grown at any latitude on earth and are. You can grow potatoes anywhere on earth, to say nothing of grains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01:09 AM (IEa8U)

676 If that was an old Chevy the casting/crank case would have a tongue protruding, with two holes, from the front for two stem mounts with grommets attached to the front frame.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (RKPlw)

677

I've mastered the art of making my own simple syrup with lime juice...

It's a 2:1 mixture of cane sugar and water heated on the stove (not boiled!) until the sugar has dissolved, and when it has cooled, I had one (1) part of lime juice...

It's a perfect addition to crushed ice, water, and vodka served in a Mason jar!

Probably wards off scurvy, too!

Probably...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (/OeOS)

678

ADD one (1) part... Not "had"!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:11 AM (/OeOS)

679 Thanks for the Percy Sledge tune. Those were the days..

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 01:11 AM (NIYa7)

680 t's a perfect addition to crushed ice, water, and vodka served in a Mason jar!

Probably wards off scurvy, too!

Probably...
Posted by: Zettai

The mint in the back garden is doing very well...

Posted by: Mojito Miklos at June 29, 2022 01:12 AM (thbCK)

681 I'm gonna go do some law work. BBIAB

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 01:13 AM (KAi1n)

682 The difference between rum and vodka might be the definition of exaggeration.

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2022 01:13 AM (NTUk0)

683 If that was an old Chevy the casting/crank case would have a tongue protruding, with two holes, from the front for two stem mounts with grommets attached to the front frame.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:10 AM (RKPlw)

Yep. I have seen those. A stack-up of rubber biscuits and washers around a stud. Not unlike the setup on shock absorbers or stabilizer links; just bigger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:14 AM (6tkkl)

684 Heh.


Apparently there's a PSA starring the Sesame Street character Elmo encouraging little kids to get the covid vaccine.

Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:15 AM (U2p+3)

685 One major elephant in the room the military does not want to admit exist:

How can they recruit adequately from a population of young people that are taught from kindergarten to hate America?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 01:16 AM (CdZ4i)

686 Rum begins its journey to your liver as pure grain alcohol.
And then they step on it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 29, 2022 01:16 AM (jTmQV)

687 Hey, nurse, had Marine Son decided on the bike?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2022 01:17 AM (RKPlw)

688 Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.
Posted by: nurse ratched

During Pride Month?

Posted by: Bert and Ernie at June 29, 2022 01:18 AM (thbCK)

689 Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:15 AM (U2p+3)

Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:19 AM (6tkkl)

690 Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:19 AM



I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:20 AM (vsF7Q)

691 That house in the bottom pic looks familiar. Is it on Rt 23?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)

692 Ah! The "Pickle me Elmo doll".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'll show you where I want to touch you

Posted by: The "Tickle You" Elmo Groomer Doll at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (thbCK)

693 75 The modern rock station I listen to sometimes plays 'Closing Time'. Never realized Semisonic is from Minneapolis--they sound so much like a Britpop act.

I love how the guy basically looks like a math teacher.
Posted by: CppThis at June 28, 2022 10:16 PM (UewuT)

Closing Time is a favorite song of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 01:21 AM (CdZ4i)

694 I'm dying over here!
Posted by: Zettai

Not buggered dead already?

Posted by: Miklos admits to Biden Memory Moments at June 29, 2022 01:22 AM (thbCK)

695 687 Hey, nurse, had Marine Son decided on the bike?

Posted by: Braenyard

Nope. Hopefully it will be a while. I took a lot of screenshots of our conversation the other night with y'all's suggestions, so hopefully he reads them and considers. Thanks to all of you for your two cents.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 29, 2022 01:23 AM (U2p+3)

696

I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:24 AM (vsF7Q)

697 >>>Apparently there's a PSA starring the Sesame Street character Elmo encouraging little kids to get the covid vaccine.

Wait till Elmo endorses abortion. That's going to be lit.

>They wouldn't let Elmo play with Katy Perry's tits and now he's a fag with the monkeypox.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 29, 2022 01:24 AM (0ocXn)

698 Not buggered dead already?

Posted by: Miklos admits to Biden Memory Moments at June 29, 2022 01:22 AM



During Pride Month?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:25 AM (vsF7Q)

699 485 The left is supposedly helping "extremist" Republican candidates in the primaries. I suspect this isn't going to work out like they want for two reasons

—-
Not in Georgia. They gave RatShitBerger the win.
And Cheney is pushing bigly to get Dems to vote for her.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:26 AM (3vQN0)

700 That house in the bottom pic looks familiar. Is it on Rt 23?
Posted by: Miley

Could be, if you mean Old Rt. 23, before they routed around Pixley Fountains, or after the Ft Bugtussle bypass, I mean the old Ft. Bugtussle bypass, which would be Rt. 23A, but the old timers still call the Old Haney Road, which it is, or was until they built Rt. 22C

Posted by: County Agent Miklos Kimball at June 29, 2022 01:27 AM (thbCK)

701 675 Rum is the most global spirit, probably, as it's produced around the world, anywhere sugar cane is/was grown. From Nicaragua to Reunion to Fiji.
Posted by: rhomboid

I don't think this is remotely true considering it requires tropical / near-tropical climate for the source. Vodka or clear spirits have sources that can be grown at any latitude on earth and are. You can grow potatoes anywhere on earth, to say nothing of grains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2022 01 :09 AM (IEa8U)
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You are right that sugarcane grows at the Equator, in the tropics, and a bit further south - coastal Natal is a vast area of sugarcane. It needs abundant rainfall during the growing season and then relative dryness for the harvest to prevent rot. So not a semi-arid grower. The Western Cape, at the same latitude, has a Mediterranean climate, cooler and not enough rainfall.

Posted by: Ciampino - I love Strega at June 29, 2022 01:28 AM (qfLjt)

702 Closing Time is so very 90s. And I say that in a good way.

I read that the song was written about a baby being born, ie closing time, time to get out of the womb. His wife was pregnant at the time. Kind of weird, but also kinda cool.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:28 AM (3vQN0)

703 During Pride Month?
Posted by: Zettai

TWO DAY REPRIEVE

Posted by: Miklos what wonders what is next, Homos and Wimmins and Black peoples having already had their month at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (thbCK)

704 Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.I love that line.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (3vQN0)

705 One of the BEST all time movie lines...

Hitman...

Nicka, stop talking or I''ll put you back in the truck...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2022 01:32 AM (oHd/0)

706 Didn’t the Rooskies blow up a Ukistan mall recently? That was the thing to be outraged about for a nanosecond. Then Roe happened.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (3vQN0)

707 BB - With Progressive Women Out Protesting For Abortion, Men In Office Final Get Some Work Done.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (nByzo)

708 I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...
Posted by: Zettai

We are a Simple People

Posted by: The Horde at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK)

709 Posted by: Miklos what wonders what is next, Homos and Wimmins and Black peoples having already had their month at June 29, 2022 01:30 AM (thbCK)

Every month is White Supremacy Month.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

710

We may hear the SCOTUS ruling on the West Virginia v EPA case tomorrow, during Pride Month!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (7i0hW)

711 Is coal gay?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (3vQN0)

712

What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)

713 711 Is coal gay?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:34 AM (3vQN0)
----
Well I have never seen a coal fartclam, have you?

Posted by: Ciampino - I love most sweet liqueurs at June 29, 2022 01:37 AM (qfLjt)

714 708I learned about simple syrup here, amongst many other things...
Posted by: Zettai
I'd be careful about using the word "syrup" around here, especially if combined with "French" or Toast" or "Maple." I learned that yesterday the hard way.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:38 AM (GJnvT)

715 Every month is White Supremacy Month.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

My part will be GoulashFest 2022

Posted by: Miklos will do his part at June 29, 2022 01:38 AM (thbCK)

716 Good night all.

Posted by: Theodore at June 29, 2022 01:39 AM (GJnvT)

717 We may hear the SCOTUS ruling on the West Virginia v EPA case tomorrow, during Pride Month!
Posted by: Zettai

Oh You!

Posted by: Joe Man Chin (D) at June 29, 2022 01:39 AM (thbCK)

718 Well, the dog wants out, and it's late, and time for me to go to bed, too. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2022 01:40 AM (6tkkl)

719 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2022 01:40 AM (3vQN0)

720 Jo Ejszakat, AOP!

Posted by: Miklos up late and early at June 29, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK)

721 576 The problem with it now being proven Hutchinson didn't write ther note she claimed to write, is that the prosecutors (or this case witch burners) decide what the truth is.

She was formerly questioned via video conferencing by at least 4 congressional reps months ago and there are transcripts. (I would think they are at some point before or during the 'hearing' turned over to the other side for their case/a rebuttal.??) Her testimony yesterday should certainly match what she gave before.

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 01:41 AM (NIYa7)

722 The very special Sesame Street episode were Elmo teaches its ok for MAPs to touch you, cause they are born that way will have Elmo's original performer brought back.

Posted by: Big tech at June 29, 2022 01:42 AM (a0KPx)

723 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.

Posted by: Miklosian Products LLC at June 29, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)

724 What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)


I had to overrule that one.

Posted by: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (ldL4g)

725 We are gonna have to expand months from 12 to 18 or 20 at the rate we are going with so many months devoted to special interest groups.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.
Posted by: Miklosian Products LLC at June 29, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)

May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (4I/2K)

726 723 Your social media account doesn't have enough flair ribbons...

Posted by: Chotchkies manager now at Facedesk at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (a0KPx)

727 And the ribbons.

Should be al all-in-one once a year assortment.
Posted by: Miklosian
------
I'm not wearing the ribbon.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 29, 2022 01:49 AM (/cR1m)

728 Your social media account doesn't have enough flair ribbons...

Posted by: Chotchkies manager now at Facedesk at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (a0KPx)


Fairy ribbons are totally acceptable.

Posted by: Social Media Rules Committee at June 29, 2022 01:50 AM (ldL4g)

729 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 01:47 AM (4I/2K)

Yeah that was the shit. If you couldn't find the right color in that thing it probably didn't exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)

730 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.
Posted by: Count de Monet
--------

Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)

731 232 We'll need cannibal Bob's opinion on the burger. I don't think omnivores would taste that great. I don't think I would taste that great specifically.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2022 10:42 PM (0fVbu)

The New Guineans call it long pork, as opposed to regular, or short pork.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (ynpvh)

732 What month was Wimmenz Month? I must have missed that...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 01:36 AM (7i0hW)


Whose to say when a month starts or ends. Do you have a doctorate in Calender-ism, hater?

Posted by: Judge Jumanji, USSC at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (a0KPx)

733 George Carlin had a rant about all the ribbons. He said he wears a brown ribbon for eat shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

734 the Crayola No. 64 pack

Presidential Father's Day gift

Posted by: Hunter luvvs his Dad at June 29, 2022 01:55 AM (thbCK)

735 I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)


Street art!

Posted by: Willem de Kooning at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (ldL4g)

736
I watched my recording of Tucker a while ago. It's clear to me now, and really sunk in. This country is being run by some very evil people. Satanic. Govt. and corporate.

The oligarchs truly want to be feudal lords with the population being nothing but wage slaves and serfs working their lives as drones for the benefit of the lords. Once you're too old to work, then die.

Tucker was going on about how the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it. Much cheaper than maternity leave and adding a kid or two to the corporate health care plans.

These people are pure evil. Ghouls. This really sunk tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

737 the Crayola No. 64 pack

Presidential Father's Day gift

Posted by: Hunter luvvs his Dad at June 29, 2022 01:55 AM (thbCK)


But you had to buy one without the sharpener. Way too dangerous for your 'Big Guy'.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (ldL4g)

738 the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it.



I need six months of all-inclusive prostate therapy in Barbados.

Posted by: Miklos Memo to HR at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (thbCK)

739 Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 01:52 AM (/cR1m)

A definite upside of the crayola 64 combat pack of crayons... the sharpener.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD)

740 Tucker was going on about how the big corporations want to encourage abortions. THey'll pay for it. Much cheaper than maternity leave and adding a kid or two to the corporate health care plans.

These people are pure evil. Ghouls. This really sunk tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)


One guest he had on said it best: The Left is a death cult.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 02:01 AM (ldL4g)

741 Tucker played clips of economics assholes on CNBC and MSNBC talking about how abortion is good for the labor participation rate. Having babies fucks up the labor participation of womyns.

In the old days, the participation rate of men was very high, like close to 90%. Womyns, not so much. They took care of the kids.

Not any more. Womyns having babies is bad for the economy. That's where these ghouls are. Fuck them. They need to die. They are pure, satanic, Moloch worshipping demons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

742 But you had to buy one without the sharpener. Way too dangerous for your 'Big Guy'.
Posted by: RickZ

The Secret Service and Dr. Jill, but mainly DR. Jill removed that.

Don't think Dad noticed, barely even peels off the paper wrappers when he's hungry. Mainly they crumble them up to make colors and "crunchies" in the pudding.

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 29, 2022 02:03 AM (thbCK)

743 Don't think Dad noticed, barely even peels off the paper wrappers when he's hungry. Mainly they crumble them up to make colors and "crunchies" in the pudding.

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 29, 2022 02:03 AM (thbCK)


Sprinkles!

Posted by: Guy In GEICO Commercial at June 29, 2022 02:06 AM (ldL4g)

744 736. Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
Rabindranath Tagore

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 02:07 AM (NIYa7)

745 Sprinkles!
Posted by: Guy In GEICO Commercial

Again?

Hunter pays OK, if late

If asparagus, cost is EXTRA

Posted by: Russian Prostitutes at June 29, 2022 02:08 AM (thbCK)

746 ..I need six months of all-inclusive prostate therapy in Barbados. Posted by: Miklos Memo to HR at June 29, 2022 01:59 AM (thbCK)

You'll settle for six weeks of deep tissue massage from the Hildebeest, herself.

They'll give you six days of all-invasive prostate therapy from Big Mike in a Chicago Bathouse.

They do NOT play fair. They hate us, and want us to die.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:09 AM (tkOps)

747 Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
Rabindranath Tagore
Posted by: Lola

I would love for Trump to tweet such things.

Posted by: Miklosian Politico-Social marketing SA de CV at June 29, 2022 02:10 AM (thbCK)

748 Trump Take the Wheel is my favorite Carrie Underwood tune.

Posted by: Ketchup Splatter Is, Like, Totally Gross at June 29, 2022 02:10 AM (5w4FU)

749 Trump Take the A-10C controls would be my favorite tune.

Sharks' mouth on the nose, over the gun. Gold tinted canopy, in the classic Golden Scalp Weasel Wave.

Brrrrrrppppp!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:17 AM (tkOps)

750

For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham

Posted by: Which Miklos actually likes, by the way at June 29, 2022 02:18 AM (thbCK)

751 Brrrrrrppppp!

Jim

The DC Beltway AKA Highway of Death

Posted by: A Miklos Boy can dream at June 29, 2022 02:19 AM (thbCK)

752
For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham
Posted by: Which Miklos
-----

Ah. Next up: Potted Meat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:21 AM (/cR1m)

753 Work done and I'm back.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:22 AM (KAi1n)

754
I loves me some Underwood deviled ham. That Armour potted meat ain't too bad either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

755 ..The DC Beltway AKA Highway of Death. Posted by: A Miklos Boy can dream at June 29, 2022 02:19 AM (thbCK)

Such a good and efficient way to expend all aged and expired ordnances, all in one mighty action. Those cluster bombs aren't going to dispose of themselves, you know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:24 AM (tkOps)

756 Mile Hammer #64-Trick or Treet

Posted by: hard Boiled Miklos at June 29, 2022 02:24 AM (thbCK)

757 *flips hair, shows a little leg*

Posted by: SPAM at June 29, 2022 02:25 AM (KFhLj)

758 Ah. Next up: Potted Meat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:21 AM (/cR1m)


Good stuff.

Posted by: Hook-Up At O Dark Thirty With Beer Goggles On at June 29, 2022 02:27 AM (ldL4g)

759 *flips hair, shows a little leg*
Posted by: SPAM

Well hey little lady

Posted by: Pickled pig's feet at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (thbCK)

760 For some reason "Carrie Underwood" makes me think of Deviled Ham
Posted by: Which Miklos actually likes

Fuck you, now I have to run up to Safeway before midnight and buy a few cans. (Actually, I like their roast beef spread which I'd eat as a cub scout. I don't eat ham.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)

761

Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (RF/pZ)

762 underwoodspreads.com/product/premium-roast-beef-spread/

Wow, a little more fat than protein, but no sugar. That surprises me. Everything has sugar added to it.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:30 AM (KAi1n)

763 Actually, it contains sugar, but not enough to qualify for > 0 status, which is ok.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:31 AM (KAi1n)

764 ..Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats! Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (RF/pZ)

"C" Rations for the win. It's what I fed on as a young USAF puke, training, in the field. Which was often.

"K" rations were inferior, and I was well out of the Service before the MRE era. But, I could live on "C" rats for as long as it took for things to even out. I can even cook the Ham & Beans or Limas into something edible, with a few trades.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)

765 Tushonka is the KING of tinned meats!
Posted by: Zettai

FUN FACT

Tushonka in its infinite varieties was not only bought, but made at home. Canning in actual cans, not "canning" in Mason jars.

I helped make some, but didn't eat much, because I knew what was in it.

Posted by: Misty water Coloured Miklosian Youth at June 29, 2022 02:35 AM (thbCK)

766 I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)

767

I could always trade a John Wayne bar for an entrée, because cessation of hunger > flavour!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (RF/pZ)

768
The Underwood Deviled Ham has only about 2g of carbs per can. 30g fat, 16g protein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

769 I could live on "C" rats for as long as it took for things to even out. I can even cook the Ham & Beans or Limas into something edible, with a few trades.

Jim

It was guys like you who got the extra ration of saltpeter.

Posted by: Mikloos, Master of Military Culinary Arts at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (thbCK)

770 My part will be GoulashFest 2022
Posted by: Miklos

I better have guest list action.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (KAi1n)

771 The Underwood Deviled Ham has only about 2g of carbs per can. 30g fat, 16g protein.
Posted by: publius

Gluten.Free.

Posted by: Miklos, in defense at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (thbCK)

772 ..I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)


Saturday Night Feast at the TxMoMeet is gonna be "C Rats Surprise".

Served (forcefully) by Otters!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:38 AM (tkOps)

773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)

774 I better have guest list action.
Posted by: SFGoth

I can send some to CA if Mason jars can be safely shipped.

Or come to SC.

Posted by: Miklos, quite sure that Winter is Coming at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (thbCK)

775 I think I managed to go through life without ever eating tinned meat. I don't even like the way it sounds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 02:36 AM



One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful!

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (RF/pZ)

776 Saturday Night Feast at the TxMoMeet is gonna be "C Rats Surprise".

Served (forcefully) by Otters!

Jim

Just got message from some Buttgig guy who wants an invite.

Posted by: Miklos, not touching this at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (thbCK)

777 ..It was guys like you who got the extra ration of saltpeter. Posted by: Mikloos, Master of Military Culinary Arts at June 29, 2022 02:37 AM (thbCK)

Added to the stash for my blackpowder mix. No worries.

Now, shuddup and eat your limas and eggs. You'll thank me after you quaff your morning covfefe.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:42 AM (tkOps)

778 The history of the Underwood Company is actually very interesting. Let's if this will fit without blowing the margins:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
William_Underwood_Company

Looks risky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2022 02:42 AM (/cR1m)

779 One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful!
Posted by: Zettai

The rich kids had ground venetian glass in theirs.

We had ordinary ground glass. Grandpa's spectacles, but they were re-used to give some flavour to each pot 'o gruel.

Posted by: Miklos, not like it is today at June 29, 2022 02:44 AM (thbCK)

780
Guess what? I'm eatin' me a little bit of Underwood deviled ham leftovers right now. I remembered I had a piece of a can left in the fridge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)

781 ..One hasn't really lived until he's eaten tinned mutton and been grateful! Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:41 AM (RF/pZ)

Pairs well with South African Biltong and commandeered wines.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)

782 730 May I suggest the Crayola No. 64 pack with the Built-in Sharpener? Timeless classic.
Posted by: Count de Monet
--------

Sharpener? You had a sharpener? Luxury!
I had to sharpen mine by rubbing it on the sidewalk.
----
You had sidewalks? Plushy comforts. We had to walk on broken glass from all the bottles hurled form cars. We had to sharpen ours with each other's tooth.

Posted by: Ciampino - we jelously guarded the incisors at June 29, 2022 02:46 AM (qfLjt)

783 "773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz) '

to be sold to people with zero understanding of how distillation works.

in LaCrosse they make one that's not only gluten free but organic as well ! actually not bad stuff.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 29, 2022 02:47 AM (a82Er)

784 ...I remembered I had a piece of a can left in the fridge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM



Did you remember to scrape the fur off of it first?

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:47 AM (RF/pZ)

785 (Actually, I like their roast beef spread which I'd eat as a cub scout. I don't eat ham.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)


Funny, when I'm in the mood for that, I make my own. Small cubed chuck steak, boiled in water with some Better Than Bouillon Beef. Once tender (a couple of hours), I mash the shit out of the cubes with a wooden spatula, breaking them down/apart. Add some seasoning. Cook down the liquid until I have a meat paste/spread. Makes a decent sized batch which freezes well, too. No sugar and less salt than the can.

Kitchen hacks by RickZ.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 02:49 AM (ldL4g)

786 >> Did you remember to scrape the fur off of it first?

No fur yet. Only about 2 -3 days old, I think.

That shit is best right out of the can, room temperature. In the fridge, it looses a little bit of goody or something. But still a nice snack. I've got two cans left, but I don't want to open one, 'cause I ain't that hungry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

787 Looks risky
Posted by: Mike Hammer

the things one learns here.

*wanders off to make sammich*

Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at June 29, 2022 02:53 AM (thbCK)

788 ...*wanders off to make sammich*

Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at June 29, 2022 02:53 AM



I thought that was Darleen's job...

Posted by: Zettai at June 29, 2022 02:55 AM (EDr3W)

789 I thought that was Darleen's job...
Posted by: Zettai

Shift Change in one hour and three minutes.

Posted by: Miklos has some Me time at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (thbCK)

790 773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
----
Well I saw car tires with "gluten-free" on the sign but it may have been an attempt at making fun of all those idiots without any real problems but looking for sympathy. Funny because I usually give a scornful look when someone says they have dairy related problems, allergy to XYZ, etc.

Posted by: Ciampino - cereal-free books at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

791 Around this time of the month, I encourage Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen to have their Private Time, and well the hell away from me.

Posted by: Miklos has some experience at June 29, 2022 02:59 AM (thbCK)

792
Now, Vienna sausages. Armour. I like a can of those pretty good as well. The last few years, the taste of those seemed off to me. Wondered if it was my taster, or Covid pandemic shutodwn shit. They have improved of late.

I made the mistake of trying some off-brand Viennas, Libby's I think it was. God-awful. Also, tried some of the chicken. Turrible.

Locally, we refer to cans of Armour Vienna after a local fellow, named Jim. I won't mention his full name, I'll just say "Jim Does". He used to stop off at a local country store joint to eat lunch, and would grab a can of Armour Vienna sausages and some crackers. Thus, we'd refer to them as a can of "Jim Does".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

793
Ol' Jim Doe came to a bad end. His son was a local HVAC guy, still does it (as best as he can). Ol' Jim managed to get run over by his tractor way back, probably early 2000s.

Poor guy *crawled*, all broken up, back to his house. He made it nearly to the doorsteps of the back porch. That's where they found him. The tractor had run off in the woods, hit a tree, and choked down.

Ol' Jim's wife died just a few weeks ago, Miley and me went to the funeral, representin' the family. She was either 93 or 95, one year older or younger than my father, can't remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

794 781
Pairs well with South African Biltong and commandeered wines.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)
----
Biltong. We love that stuff. Impala and Kudu meat is particularly good but that made with beef is very good too. I specially like the peppery kind. Sure beats jerky.

Posted by: Ciampino - definitely gluten-free at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (qfLjt)

795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?

Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)

796
Ol' Jim there and my father had a fallin' out. It was awkward. Ol' Jim was sort of a smart-ass, jest funnin' but sort of with an edge, and Daddy got enough of it. They had some words.

Me and Jim's son, the HVAC guy just sort of ignored it. I let Jim know quickly that I wasn't in on the feudin', and his son let my father know as well. We didn't say anything, mind you, just spoke and joked, so's each would know we ain't participatin' in this here feud with our daddies.

They were still feudin' when Jim bought the farm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)

797 That Underwood article was pretty cool.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:06 AM (KAi1n)

798 HOAs are nothing more than America's version of Cuba's Committees for the Defense of the Revolution. They are exactly why I want to live out in the country when I can get a house at long last.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:07 AM (CdZ4i)

799 795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?
Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)

Been to OH, I see...

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:08 AM (CdZ4i)

800 Ol' Jim managed to get run over by his tractor way back, probably early 2000s.

Poor guy *crawled*, all broken up, back to his house. He made it nearly to the doorsteps of the back porch. That's where they found him. The tractor had run off in the woods, hit a tree, and choked down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

Not sure if that would be Maximum Overdrive or Killdozer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:09 AM (VwHCD)

801 Been to OH, I see...
Posted by: Cow Demon


Nope, just Kay-ro Illinois, Where the syrup comes from, apparently.

Posted by: Miklos learnt English in Hungary (but tried Real Hard) at June 29, 2022 03:10 AM (thbCK)

802 795 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Are we speaking Vienna or Vy-Een-Ah?

Posted by: Miklos learnt Austrian in Germany at June 29, 2022 03:03 AM (thbCK)
----
The town in Southern Illinois is pronounced Vie-Ana,
vie as in vi-able.
Cairo is Keh-ee-ro(w) - with or without the W, depending on speaker.

Posted by: Ciampino - Go to Austria and ask in Austrian for the bus to Vie-ana. at June 29, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

803 Not sure if that would be Maximum Overdrive or Killdozer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I heard a much more horrific story from Publius, that I hope and pray is not true.

Posted by: Miklos wished that story had not been told at June 29, 2022 03:12 AM (thbCK)

804 790 773
In the likker store the other day, and saw some damned vodka advertised as "gluten free".

----
Well I saw car tires with "gluten-free" on the sign but it may have been an attempt at making fun of all those idiots without any real problems but looking for sympathy. Funny because I usually give a scornful look when someone says they have dairy related problems, allergy to XYZ, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - cereal-free books at June 29, 2022 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

Welcome to my world. I night stock as I come to grips with the reality that America is divided into insiders and outsiders, and as I am an outsider, I am cordially invited to drop dead. Anyways, here's where I learn people are idiots when it comes to food. "Non-GMO corn." HAHAHAHAH!!! Corn requires vast human intervention to grow!!! GMOs, people, began 6000 years ago. And everything that we all know (like vodka) has zero wheat has to be labeled as "gluten-free". Oh, and don't get me started on how countless items that are clearly derived from vegetation are labeled "plant-based", which is also a sign of the dumbing down of language.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:13 AM (CdZ4i)

805 801 Been to OH, I see...
Posted by: Cow Demon


Nope, just Kay-ro Illinois, Where the syrup comes from, apparently.
Posted by: Miklos learnt English in Hungary (but tried Real Hard) at June 29, 2022 03:10 AM (thbCK)

LOL, I was close by there two years ago. My old man was brought up (more or less) across the river and always pronounced that town the way you would the capital of Egypt. I never knew it was pronounced any other way for many years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:15 AM (CdZ4i)

806
'Round here, some of the bona fide rednecks pronounce it, "Vie-EEEners".

You'll have to ask Miley how I pronounce it. She says I pronounce things different soundin' than what I think I is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)

807 is pronounced Vie-Ana,
--------

Vie-Ana

Why you done me so wrong

Sweet Vie-Ana

How could you do yo' man so wrong

Posted by: Miklos sees that this name has been uniquly neglected in the Blues Ouvre at June 29, 2022 03:16 AM (thbCK)

808 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2022 03:17 AM (sAmhv)

809 Well I fired the last nail into the new dining room molding tonight. My new super duper cool tool of the week...the pin nailer. Holy shit is that thing amazing for outside miters in crown molding. $25 at harbor freight. frigging steal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:18 AM (VwHCD)

810
Believe it or not, ol' Jim's son also managed to let a tractor run over his leg. Stupid mother----. It was some soft ground. Junior started the tractor by jumping off the solenoid with a screwdriver. It was in gear, or course.

He didn't get hurt, other than bruised. His wife had a shit-fit and put the fear of God in him. Damn you, you nearly got killed just like your Daddy.

Seriously, there are some people who are just accident prone, and do stupid shit. I can't process that stupidity some times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

811 frigging steal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Fliggin A!

Posted by: Me Chinee, me make joke and also cheap crap for Loundeye at June 29, 2022 03:20 AM (thbCK)

812 Fliggin A!
Posted by: Me Chinee

It's not the Rs, it's the Ls. Not the craw, the craw.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (KAi1n)

813 Seriously, there are some people who are just accident prone, and do stupid shit. I can't process that stupidity some times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Yore daddy din' raise no fool, {{{Publius}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)

814
If any of you remember me telling the story of the guy with the old trap trailer who overloaded it with some of our heated up corn one time. He blew two tires and broke the tongue on the trailer in two miles getting home.

Well, he himself let a tractor run over him, same stupidity. Starting it by jumping the solenoid, with it in gear.

He broke some ribs in that stupid episode. That was back in the '80s, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)

815 GMOs, people, began 6000 years ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 29, 2022 03:13 AM (CdZ4i)


No one would touch a banana that hadn't been GMOd centuries ago. Ugly critters they were, too, not that gorgeous yellow with the cream-colored fruit inside. Same with carrots; I don't think they were originally orange, either.

It's like organic vegetables. Do you want chemicals that help them grow (and that you wash off before eating) or do you want them grown in animal shit?

People are dumb. P.T. Barnum was correct: There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:26 AM (ldL4g)

816 It's like organic vegetables. Do you want chemicals that help them grow (and that you wash off before eating) or do you want them grown in animal shit?

People are dumb. P.T. Barnum was correct: There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:26 AM (ldL4g)

Give me miracle grow and keep the cow shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 29, 2022 03:28 AM (VwHCD)

817 It's not the Rs, it's the Ls. Not the craw, the craw.
Posted by: SFGoth

DO NOT ASSUME!

Could I hire you to sue yourself for that?

Posted by: Miklos thinks Califirnia is the Land of Legal Opportunity (ADA, did I mention) at June 29, 2022 03:29 AM (thbCK)

818 Give me miracle grow and keep the cow shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I want some Miracle Grow from Earnest Angley and Tammy Faye Bakker

Posted by: Miklos will do his own rRain Dance at June 29, 2022 03:31 AM (thbCK)

819 I want some Miracle Grow from Earnest Angley and Tammy Faye Bakker

Posted by: Miklos will do his own rRain Dance at June 29, 2022 03:31 AM (thbCK)


Cultural appropriation by sock!

Posted by: The Hekawi Tribe at June 29, 2022 03:37 AM (ldL4g)

820 Howdy all, what's shakin?

Another drive today, took Jules to DeKalb to the eye
clinic. Seemed like a very short drive compare to what I just did, up and back to Stevens Point to see Dad.

Was up for his 86th birthday. We had a good time. The next day we stopped at two of the bars he frequents, he's a popular guy. He really is an extrovert and needs human interaction.

Started stopping at local places more after the covid shutdown, which came a few yrs after Mom died, they were together since they were 15, he still misses he terribly.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2022 03:38 AM (55Qr6)

821 These are the times that try Moron Souls.

The Summertime Patriot and the daywalking Moron

Must, in this hour, come to defense of this thread

(nods with Respect to the Hekawi people)

Posted by: Miklos, just getting worked up at June 29, 2022 03:39 AM (thbCK)

822 Dutch farmers protest livestock cuts to curb nitrogen.
https://tinyurl.com/yt532prv

Posted by: Ciampino - also less methane farts? at June 29, 2022 03:50 AM (qfLjt)

823 These are the times that try Moron Souls.

The Summertime Patriot and the daywalking Moron

Must, in this hour, come to defense of this thread

(nods with Respect to the Hekawi people)

Posted by: Miklos, just getting worked up at June 29, 2022 03:39 AM (thbCK)

Kneels down. Looks up.

It's dead, Miklos.

Posted by: Bones at June 29, 2022 03:51 AM (7bRMQ)

824 FDA panel recommends new COVID-19 shots to target the Omicron variant
https://mol.im/a/10962801

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)

825 I loves me some Underwood deviled ham. That Armour potted meat ain't too bad either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 02:23

My Grandma made a great dip, for chips or whatever, from Underwood deviled ham, combined w/ cream cheese and I'm not sure what else, it's great J still makes it. If someone wants the recipe let me know, it's very tasty.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (55Qr6)

826 FDA panel recommends new COVID-19 shots to target the Omicron variant

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil at June 29, 2022 03:53 AM (qfLjt)


Just like the poor, the COVID-1984 jabs will always be with us.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2022 03:55 AM (ldL4g)

827 Unvaccinated baby who was initially DENIED a new heart because his evangelical parents refused to get him jabbed is finally approved for the transplant: Medical ethics expert says doctor was playing 'COVID politics' with decision.
https://mol.im/a/10962979

The doctor(s) should be made to give valid scientific reasons why the vaxx was deemed necessary. And the fired.

Posted by: Ciampino - they are still peddling snake-oil for no reason at June 29, 2022 03:55 AM (qfLjt)

828 Busy tonight I see

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 03:57 AM (2JoB8)

829 I wish my Hearts of Iron III wouldn't keep crashing every week or so of game time. I save it often, but it's still annoying. I wonder why it does this. Not like I have a lot of stuff open and it's not a graphics-intensive game.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2022 03:58 AM (KAi1n)

830 I'm getting tired now and I need a nap.

Posted by: Ciampino is getting sleepy so goodnight at June 29, 2022 03:59 AM (qfLjt)

831
Stay the hell away from these Omicron specific mRNA products. If you've already been jabbed with the original, OAS means there's is no benefit to them at all.

If not previously jabbed, it's the same damn thing as before. Non-sterilizing, single epitope targeting inferior immune response generated. At the expensive of massive production of toxic spike protein in the body.

Stay the fuck away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2022 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)

832 Working for breakfast, Skip.

Posted by: Miklos, back froma nother flawless Shift Change ta the Waffle Hut at June 29, 2022 04:07 AM (thbCK)

833 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2022 04:07 AM (2JoB8)

834 Morning, all,

Feel pretty close to 100% this morning despite a few sneezes. Stirling the needy little black kitten is sitting with me as I type. I had to lock him out of the bedroom last night -- he was trying too hard to suckle me -- so now he's *very* glad to see me. Nothing aloof about this cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)

835 Stay the fuck away.
Posted by: publius

Elixir of Okra Extract

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at June 29, 2022 04:09 AM (thbCK)

836 Feel pretty close to 100% this morning despite a few sneezes. Stirling the needy little black kitten is sitting with me as I type. I had to lock him out of the bedroom last night -- he was trying too hard to suckle me -- so now he's *very* glad to see me. Nothing aloof about this cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 29, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)

Pix on pet thread. And thanks for the help.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 29, 2022 04:09 AM (7bRMQ)

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