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Neuschwannstein Castle, Germany
via Senna Relax


The Dom Toretto of birds.

Go team!

Deer and cat are frenz. Kind of a one-sided relationship, though.

Like a scene from a Steven King novel, but like a cute scene.

Three second mystery theater.

They put the frame on him!

Big ears.

Joey is getting too big for the pouch.



Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM




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1 Eagles Dare

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:18 PM (oWBc3)

2 And they do

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:19 PM (oWBc3)

3 Wherever they please

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:19 PM (oWBc3)

4 In a time warp

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:20 PM (oWBc3)

5 Clearly a non existent thread ad I am lost

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:21 PM (oWBc3)

6 Did I miss the rapture?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:22 PM (oWBc3)

7 You plan for this and....

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:22 PM (oWBc3)

8 ...it happens and you arent prepared

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:23 PM (oWBc3)

9 The signs go by

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:23 PM (oWBc3)

10 Nothing like a nutty European "noble" to come up with utterly ridiculous, but somehow occasionally sublime, projects.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 23, 2022 07:23 PM (bW8dp)

11 Burns Shave

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:23 PM (oWBc3)

12 I hope it isn’t the rapture, I’m still sitting here.

Posted by: Van down by the river at June 23, 2022 07:24 PM (ndMgI)

13 Paul Pelosi has been charged. Only misdemeanors.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2022 07:26 PM (xPl2J)

14 Paul Pelosi will plead guilty to one count of speeding and be sentenced to five minutes of community service.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:29 PM (u73oe)

15 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

16 AHA !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)

17
*slowly takes toothpick from mouth*

You call this a thread?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM (/U27+)

18 13 Paul Pelosi has been charged. Only misdemeanors.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2022 07:26 PM (xPl2J)

"Republicans pounce" in 3.2.1

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM (PiwSw)

19 Good evening, Avril !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

20 Okay, I have a painting job for you, it pays well. We have this building in Germany that needs refreshing with some paint. How about it? Also the roof needs patching in some places. How about it?

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM (YVx1O)

21 Don't some birds often clean the teeth of gators?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM (b2nrj)

22 Did a puzzle on this castle as a kid I remember

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

23 I like tigers. They are territorial , independent and the only cats not afraid of water.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

24 "The Itchy Goat" was a great Children's Book.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

25 Looks like they have a little erosion problem around Neuschwannstein.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (xhPWW)

26 Hi, runner!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

27
Thr Neuschwannstein Castle was commissioned by the mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (/U27+)

28 Whales are awesome. Majestic.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)

29 hi runner

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (mBMqT)

30 I need one of those back scratchers...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 23, 2022 07:33 PM (jTmQV)

31 Someone said nood goat butt and I thought I'd see Ron Perlman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2022 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

32 Ben Had !!!!!

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

33 I just walk up to a door frame and wiggle my back across it. They're making smaller usb powered versions of those things for cats now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2022 07:33 PM (0fVbu)

34 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

35 The Nazi's used that castle for a storage place for some very rare paintings and other valuables.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (YVx1O)

36 In that pic up top there's something strange rearing up out of the trees to the left of the castle.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (0fVbu)

37 Someone said nood goat butt and I thought I'd see Ron Perlman.

Instead, you'll have to settle for 9 nonsensical comments in a row to begin the thread.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (Xrfse)

38 Dems are beginning to hope Trump wins the nomination

Posted by: Steve at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (8ktGG)

39 Don't Alaskan natives get to hunt a couple whales and do the Japanese still do it for fun?

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

40 Gorgeous photo.

Interesting article about that castle at Wikipedia. Built in the late 1800s. Also Hitler did a painting of it, and it was used by the Nazi Party for storage and cataloguing of all their plundered artwork. Fascinating article. It's a historicist construction, meaning designed to look a whole lot older than it really is.

The Wiki has Hitler's painting in the sidebar. Not bad, really.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 23, 2022 07:36 PM (M9XmQ)

41 Yeah, tell me how you get up to that castle with an inch of ice and 6 inches of snow on that road?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:36 PM (mBMqT)

42
There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

________

The Japs seem to think so.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:36 PM (/U27+)

43 I got an email from a place that sells weird surplus like those street sweeper brushs like that goat is scratching with. Apparently it's a common use.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 07:36 PM (vrz2I)

44 Thr Neuschwannstein Castle was commissioned by the mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Did it make him happy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 07:37 PM (t3/qz)

45 That Steven King video had a better conclusion than most.

Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at June 23, 2022 07:37 PM (62BOJ)

46 runner, that's the spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:37 PM (mBMqT)

47 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU

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We'll need the whale oil for lamps in short order.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:38 PM (u73oe)

48 38 Dems are beginning to hope Trump wins the nomination

Posted by: Steve at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (8ktGG)

I think they have forgotten over 75 million Americans voted for him.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

49 Thr Neuschwannstein Castle was commissioned by the mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM (/U27+)

Well, if you were stuck with Bavaria, you'd be mad too!

Posted by: Other Euro Royals at June 23, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

50 In that pic up top there's something strange rearing up out of the trees to the left of the castle.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (0fVbu)

That's the sniper.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

51 Congrats, Indignacio, for almost getting the entire top 10.

LOL 😄

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 23, 2022 07:38 PM (M9XmQ)

52 "There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?"

The thrill of the hunt
The smell of the sea.
The rum, the lash,
And the sodomy.

Posted by: Call Me Fishsmell at June 23, 2022 07:39 PM (vrz2I)

53 310 The biggest difference between Trump and DeSantis is the difference between congress and the FL legislature.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 23, 2022 07:23 PM (3DZIZ)

I've had a couple of regular ol' domestic cats that liked playing in water.

Posted by: Pork chops & Bacons at June 23, 2022 07:39 PM (Qhnrt)

54 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner

There is no reason to own an assault weapon!!! Reee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (t3/qz)

55 Pretty sure we visited that castle when I was a kid.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (AmoqO)

56 European Union is a bad joke.
* Just thought I post this for clarity.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (V13WU)

57 Oh, I just LOVE looking at that castle! I want to visit it before I get too old.

DD#2 got to visit it when she was in HS, but they were doing a major renovation and she said she really couldn't see much of it behind all of the scaffolding and tarps.

Speaking of which, I just did something very unlike me - we are going on a cruise to Scandinavia because - long story involving COVID lock downs and such - we had to use it or lose it and there was a great offer and we're gonna splurge and get a Junior Suite, and I have a folding motorized scooter being delivered tomorrow, and anyway.....

I pulled the trigger and bumped us up to Business Class on the flights over and back, because we're not getting any younger and who knows if we'll be able to do this again?

I'm tired of tightening our belts so that some subliterates from God only knows where can take our tax money from us and eat steak and lobster and get free health care and go to college on a full ride scholarship and who knows what else.

Time for us to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (SRRAx)

58 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

59 Shit. Copy/paste fail.

Posted by: Pork chops & Bacons at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (Qhnrt)

60 Neuschwannstein Castle, went there on a 3 day pass. Everything gold plated, his hand carved walnut bed faced a bank of windows overlooking mountains and lakes. On either side of his bed were mirrors that infinitely reflected into each other. Disney stole the design for the parks. Really, really cool place, too bad he was nuts.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (+ya+t)

61 I don't think ridiculous. Not in the slightest.

The concept of a "Walled City" was myriad. It was expensive to live inside the walls. Taxes.

But you lived inside the walls. Protected. Highwaymen, and "Outlaws" - travelling was dangerous. Living was dangerous.

The modern concept - open borders, and welfare state, should be looked at in the concept of a a medieval walled city or castle.

Nobody would have put up with that shit for one second. No Fucking Way

Posted by: Common Tater at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (FfKTn)

62 *slowly takes toothpick from mouth*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:30 PM


You ain't from around here, are ya?

Posted by: Clem, chewing a stem of grass at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

63 There is no reason to own an assault weapon!!! Reee!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (t3/qz)


there is no reason to own a toothbrush . WHAT ??

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

64
Brushes are very popular with cattle.

https://youtu.be/raLHCMxPgOQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

65 Well, if you were stuck with Bavaria, you'd be mad too!
Posted by: Other Euro Royals

They have schnitzel and beer. What is there to be mad about?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (t3/qz)

66 An idea for mad king Biden, build a castle in Delaware on the beach. Hunter could live in it with all the money the Chinese send him or sent him.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (YVx1O)

67 Pretzels.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

68 Holy shit I want that back scratcher!

I divorced my precious one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:42 PM (4bYcn)

69 Ludwig's building projects (he had 4 other castles) almost bankrupted the Bavarian treasury. Although his death by drowning was ruled an accident, there are those who suspect he was murdered.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 07:42 PM (PiwSw)

70 *previous.

Screw you, autocorncob

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:42 PM (4bYcn)

71 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU

None but Japan, Iceland and Norway ignore the world moratorium I believe agreed to sometime in the 80's on whale hunting.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (MgJL2)

72 55 Pretty sure we visited that castle when I was a kid.
Posted by: Javems



Drove past it in the winter of '91 but it was Christmas Day, so it wasn't open. Beautiful is an understatement to describe the Bavarian Alps at Christmas time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (sAmhv)

73 Teresa, Damn right. Have a great time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (mBMqT)

74
You ain't from around here, are ya?
Posted by: Clem, chewing a stem of grass at June 23, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

_________

I aim to clean up this town.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (/U27+)

75 Teresa, that's wonderful! I'm sure you will have a lovely time.

Ocean cruises don't appeal to me, but I would love to do one of those European river cruises.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

76 Otto killed him.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

77 >>The Japs seem to think so.

They still hunt them for their meat. Stupid. Much fewer than they used to but they still hunt some.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2022 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

78 Ludwig liked Wagner. You know who else liked Wagner???

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

79 69 Ludwig's building projects (he had 4 other castles) almost bankrupted the Bavarian treasury. Although his death by drowning was ruled an accident, there are those who suspect he was murdered.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 07:42 PM (PiwSw)

Well supposedly it was only private funds he was using.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (b2nrj)

80 Otto killed him.
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU

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Damn river Ottos.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe)

81 Precious works, though. I love my bamboo backscratcher!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (M9XmQ)

82 I mentioned this on the last thread but was late:

I think we are getting a bit overly down.

DC power is trending like a bubble. SO much money and power has accumulated in the capital that it has over-expanded. The dems control DC and the big urban hellholes. Their control over more than that is slipping away. That is why they are greedily hanging on to J6 with all their might, they know it is slipping away. This is the end game. Might they do something truly stupid and arrest Trump or go after a congress critter of the other party? Yep. And it will just make the repercussions for them even worse. We talked about having federal officers being afraid to go do these illegal things. Trust me, they already can't go to alot of places and be comfortable.

And now Alito is reminding the feds about Amendment #10. DC is fucked. They know it, and don't know what to do.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (LyTO1)

83 I saw Itchy Goat Butt open for the Cure in 86 at pine knob

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (/6GbT)

84 Ludwig liked Wagner. You know who else liked Wagner???
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

Natalie Wood ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (MgJL2)

85 I was watching a documentary from 2008 that had video of Biden testifying in the steroid doping scandal in baseball.

Dude was exactly the same cocksucking douchbag back then.

Same cocksure bullshit stories. Same made up stories.

He hasn't changed at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (4bYcn)

86 I've always wanted to visit Neuschwanstein, but I haven't the money. As well, you aren't allowed to video if you are in there, though there are some "secret" vids.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (2JVJo)

87 Time for us to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 23, 2022 07:40 PM (SRRAx)

Good for you. Hope you enjoy the trip.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (AmoqO)

88 Damn river Ottos.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe)



🤣 🤣 🤣

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)

89 Damn river Ottos.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM


I've heard sea Ottos hold hands.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2022 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

90 22 Did a puzzle on this castle as a kid I remember
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB


Liberty Puzzles has an absolutely sublime wooden puzzle of that castle.

I know, because I bought it for Paul and the girls to give to me one Christmas.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 23, 2022 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

91 And now Alito is reminding the feds about Amendment #10. DC is fucked. They know it, and don't know what to do.
Posted by: Black JEM at June 23, 2022 07:45 PM (LyTO1)

Appreciate the optimism. We can be a sour bunch at times. Not without cause, though. Just need some wins for our side.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:48 PM (4bYcn)

92 I'm no daisy, but I do love getting Liz Cheney beg letters that show her as she was when we first met - 30 years ago - instead of the Liz Warren harpie look a like she has become. Sad.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 23, 2022 07:48 PM (oWBc3)

93 I know, because I bought it for Paul and the girls to give to me one Christmas.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Haha, Mom life!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

94 Neuschwannstein is getting a little rehab in that picture.

They'll have to call it Neu-Neuschwannstein

Posted by: scottst at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (UAM4f)

95 Been there.

From all the pictures you would think it is high up in the mountains.

It isn't.

Just a few hundred feet up next to a ridgeline on the edge of a large plain.

The building in the background was the actual palace that was used while this thing was being built, and stayed in use afterwards because it was better liked.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (5p7BC)

96
CETACEA
CETACEA
Dig it, dig it
Dig it, dig it
Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it
CETACEA

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

97 I've always wanted to visit Neuschwanstein, but I haven't the money.
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Gotta enlist in the Army.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

98 Didn't PITA send their fleet of ships after the Japanese whaling ships a few years ago to stop the hunt. I don't remember if the Japanese just sailed right by the PITA ships, maybe firing a few rounds at them going by.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (YVx1O)

99 Most people just walk up to the front for their tour, takes maybe 10 minutes to walk up from the parking lot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2022 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

100
Just like all felines - that play is both to establish dominance, and to train for real life, when they murderize antelopes and mice and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2022 07:50 PM (IXpV7)

101 she like Wagner right up until the end

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2022 07:50 PM (sJHOI)

102 Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:32 PM

Had leftover rosemary garlic ribs tonight. Damn, that's a keeper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2022 07:51 PM (RkC6l)

103 In that pic up top there's something strange rearing up out of the trees to the left of the castle.

I think that's the footpath back to the buses, and from the Marienbrücke viewpoint, which is pretty cool.

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2022 07:51 PM (D6lWx)

104 100
Just like all felines - that play is both to establish dominance, and to train for real life, when they murderize antelopes and mice and so on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2022 07:50 PM (IXpV7


Mine is partial to pork chops.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:51 PM (4bYcn)

105
Wagner has some good moments and some bad quarters of an hour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+)

106 97 I've always wanted to visit Neuschwanstein, but I haven't the money.
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Gotta enlist in the Army.
Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

LOL. That's how I got to visit it. Had me a pretty fraulein in tow when I did it too.

Posted by: Pork chops & Bacons at June 23, 2022 07:53 PM (Qhnrt)

107 Remember, they are second or third responders. The first responder is a citizen on the scene

Posted by: jeff at June 23, 2022 07:54 PM (Rviza)

108 Wagner has some good moments and some bad quarters of an hour.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+)

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Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

109 And, as mentioned above, Neuchwantestein was the castle for Baron and Baroness Bomburst in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, although all interior shots were in England.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2022 07:55 PM (2JVJo)

110 RedMindBlueState, you obviously don't have the gluttony gene that I have. I couldn't not graze on them.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:55 PM (mBMqT)

111 Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:54 PM

Kill da wabbit?

Posted by: Buggs at June 23, 2022 07:55 PM (RkC6l)

112 Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (OTzUX)

113 I got to Munich one day, only remember the clock tower with the life size figures

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

114 Vagnah?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (4bYcn)

115 Home of Neufchâtel cheese?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

116 Anyway, I am drunk off my ass and need sleep.

See you all tomorrow

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (2JVJo)

117 RedMindBlueState, you obviously don't have the gluttony gene that I have. I couldn't not graze on them.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:55 PM

*looks at waistline*

Yeah..no. I made them for a party last weekend, and just had a few left over.

Posted by: Buggs at June 23, 2022 07:57 PM (RkC6l)

118 Visited there while in Munich for Oktoberfest. I don't drink beer so I didn't think I would enjoy it that much. Boy was I wrong.

That is one happening party.

If you can get inside the tent tickets during the evening it is worth it, no matter how much you have to pay.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2022 07:57 PM (5p7BC)

119 It's all laughs until the alligator actually fires torpedoes on order with no egrets.


Posted by: MONKEYPOX IN GARY at June 23, 2022 07:58 PM (FhXTo)

120
Kill the wabbit
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

_________

Wagner was always his own librettist. Meistersinger excepted, all his characters are over the top blowhards in implausible stories. Verdi couldn't match Wagner musically, but we actually care about the people in them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 07:58 PM (/U27+)

121 I flew into that castle once.

Dick van Dyke's Cockney accent was annoying.

Posted by: Chitty Miklos Bang Bang at June 23, 2022 07:58 PM (thbCK)

122 RedMindBlueState, It's Thursday, piker. Mind didn't last through the next day.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:59 PM (mBMqT)

123 Lovely picture up top. Too bad the scaffolding gets in the way, but I'd definitely prefer a well-maintained castle to a crumbling ruin.

I have had the opportunity to tour Neuschwanstein Castle. It's quite beautiful inside as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 07:59 PM (K5n5d)

124 Ocean cruises don't appeal to me, but I would love to do one of those European river cruises.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)


Mark Twain did a European river cruise in the 1880's and wrote about it in A Tramp Abroad.
it is entertaining, though he gets his indignation on from time to time:

How to cut up a chicken for cooking, the German way: Use a club and avoid the joints.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

125
Mine is partial to pork chops.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 07:51 PM (4bYcn)

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Mine, too. She's old. But she used to be a real killer.

This is one of my favorite tiger videos - this tiger looks just like a housecat, doing cat stuff in the woods. It's super-familiar to anyone who's seen a kitty hiding in a blind, waiting for an unfortunate woodland critter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3WbV53z1KY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2022 08:00 PM (IXpV7)

126 About 15 years ago, I got to attend a concert in the Singer's Hall in the castle.

https://www.neuschwanstein.de/englisch/palace/saenger.htm

As I recall, the program was all Bach, no Wagner. It was an awesome experience.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 08:00 PM (PiwSw)

127 Are there castle hotels in Europe? I'm sure there are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:00 PM (4bYcn)

128 Suspect another long work day tomorrow and a hour travel to get there so better turn this off.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)

129 Ocean cruises don't appeal to me, but I would love to do one of those European river cruises.
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)


Well that's what we were supposed to be doing last month with two other couples, but Dad got sick and needed me there, and they were still testing everyone every day before they would let them out of the boat. I didn't want to test or wear a mask if I wasn't in my room.

Turns out that one of our friends tested positive about halfway through the cruise, and she and her hubby were hustled off of the boat and she had to quarantine for 5 days in a leper colony, er...COVID hotel. Her hubby didn't test positive, so she told him to go on back home.

To add insult to injury, her Mom died from cancer while she was still in quarantine. They knew the end was near, but still....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 23, 2022 08:01 PM (SRRAx)

130 I got to Munich one day, only remember the clock tower with the life size figures
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB
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I lived there for two and half years. Went to high school at the American base. It was pretty awesome. Have some excellent memories and one truly incredible story that I can't share here because of the statute of limitations.

But hit me up at the TXMOME and I might be willing to share...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:01 PM (K5n5d)

131 Nice job with the margins, Mapes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 08:01 PM (u73oe)

132 76 Otto killed him.
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

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The auto-pilot?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2022 08:02 PM (CAJOC)

133 This is one of my favorite tiger videos - this tiger looks just like a housecat, doing cat stuff in the woods. It's super-familiar to anyone who's seen a kitty hiding in a blind, waiting for an unfortunate woodland critter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3WbV53z1KY
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2022 08:00 PM (IXpV7


Wish the tiger would have attacked the camera idiots with the machine gun sound effects. Lucky they didn't screw up his dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:02 PM (4bYcn)

134 Europe must be nothing but bedrock. Build something like that in Texas and the next day it would have a 30 degree list.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:03 PM (mBMqT)

135 I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

The Bavarians put up with the four castles (I've been to 3 of the 4) because he was spending his family's money. Not from public money.

His family was furious, and took steps not to be beggared. Which is why this castle was not completed in King Ludwig's lifetime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

136 all his characters are over the top blowhards in implausible stories

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Wagner's life was as an over the top blowhard in i.p!ausible situations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (FVME7)

137 RedMindBlueState, It's Thursday, piker. Mind didn't last through the next day.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 07:59 PM

I did have other leftovers to work on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (RkC6l)

138 "The dems control DC and the big urban hellholes. Their control over more than that is slipping away." Huh? Nope.

And the idea of "over-reach" is amusing. Mounting a comprehensive (clumsy and stupid, but comprehensive) quasi-coup against a candidate and legit elected president, abusing all of the most powerful institutions of the country - and having the "president's party" basically just let it happen - and successfully hobbling that president, all without one tiny bit of accountability or consequences (nothing), that's historic over-reach with zero penalty.

And I didn't even mention the ridiculous frivolous malicious abuse of impeachment. For which, again, zero consequences.

Senior national security figures were disobeying presidential orders and concealing information from him. A "military" that beclowns itself with idiotic SJW crap felt the need to write public statements "explaining" why senior officers would appear in public with the CIC - during outrageous racist-totalitarian riots vandalizing national landmarks. And this is just a partial summary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

139 Joey to big could be a metaphor representing a liberal college student living at home wayyy past the expire date..

Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 23, 2022 08:05 PM (0CF1W)

140 That castle must have a huge staff ....

Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (0CF1W)

141
Wagner's life was as an over the top blowhard in i.p!ausible situations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (FVME7)

__________

Even without the antisemitism, Wagner was a prick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (/U27+)

142 93 I know, because I bought it for Paul and the girls to give to me one Christmas.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Haha, Mom life!
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 07:48 PM (OX9vb)


Hey, I always get what I want that way! (I do insist that they at least wrap it for me....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (SRRAx)

143 *grabs Perfessor Squirrel to hear about this*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (mBMqT)

144 rhomboid

We need to talk, if you get to Corsicana.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

145 134 Europe must be nothing but bedrock. Build something like that in Texas and the next day it would have a 30 degree list.
Posted by: Ben Had



The Alps do have a lot of rocks. Big ones.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)

146 And this is just a partial summary.

Posted by: rhomboid

So.

Partial summary executions.

Posted by: Miklos would consider that a Good Start at June 23, 2022 08:07 PM (thbCK)

147 *grabs Perfessor Squirrel to hear about this*
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:06 PM (mBMqT)
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It's a date!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:07 PM (K5n5d)

148 Anyway, "the dems" are only part of the problem - rotten institutions, collapsed standards, lawless post-constitutional behavior - these are now endemic.

And the hollow, pathetic GOP pretty much is an accurate reflection of its own electorate, when it comes down to it.

Inertia is the greatest force in nature, and currently masks incredible degradation. Which is nice. But it's silly to wishcast an imaginary world.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:07 PM (OTzUX)

149 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

This year in Corsicana. For the story time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

150 Italy has some sandy parts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:08 PM (4bYcn)

151 Indignacio is your Eagles Dare reference only to a movie?

Inquiring minds.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2022 08:08 PM (6TxNR)

152 You think folks in the city will find life more enjoyable with rolling blackouts, more criminals on the streets, higher prices for food, gas, everything?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 23, 2022 08:09 PM (5HBd1)

153 I think the DS wants Trump to run so the defeat of their enemies can be displayed as legitimate

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 23, 2022 08:09 PM (b+v9B)

154 This year in Corsicana. For the story time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)


By drag queens?

I heard they are mandatory now.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2022 08:09 PM (6TxNR)

155 Europe is so fucking old and decayed it's worn down to the bedrock. Parts of it should be underwater but they keep holding it back with dykes and shit.

Posted by: Call Me Fishsmell at June 23, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

156 Just got word from Sister #3 (R) that Sister #2 (T) has decided it's time for her to go into assisted living due to her rapidly declining health. R and I have been trying to convince her of this for quite some time, so her call that T has finally agreed came as a considerable relief.

Prayers, please, that all goes smoothly and R finds a place T likes.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at June 23, 2022 08:09 PM (y0zVi)

157 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

This year in Corsicana. For the story time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And Bourbon/bacon S'mores!

Posted by: Miklos encourages the Kids to have fun at June 23, 2022 08:10 PM (thbCK)

158
The Hohenwerfen Castle in Austria was used in Where Eagles Dare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 08:10 PM (/U27+)

159 Are there castle hotels in Europe? I'm sure there are.
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They were all over the place when I was there. I think it must have funded maintenance. If not castles really old buildings.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:10 PM (+ya+t)

160 Anyway the Wagner line was stolen, but one of my favorites. Dunno who coined it. But it's quite useful in some sitcheeations.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

161 blaster

Drag Queens?

"A snarl and a sneer, and a whip that stinks, these are a few of my favorite things."

Hey fake heifer, you are not dancing. Crack!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

162 And Bourbon/bacon S'mores!
Posted by: Miklos encourages the Kids to have fun at June 23, 2022 08:10 PM (thbCK)
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That honestly doesn't sound too bad. We'll have to try that out!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:11 PM (K5n5d)

163 Anyway the Wagner line was stolen, but one of my favorites. Dunno who coined it. But it's quite useful in some sitcheeations.
Posted by: rhomboid

Twain or Mencken.

Mencken liked Wagner, so probably Twain.

Posted by: Miklos with Edumacated Guess at June 23, 2022 08:12 PM (thbCK)

164 Someone is learning from Disney's mistake

Bakish says the back catalogue for the film studio’s new subscription streaming service Paramount+ will not be censored to please modern politically correct sensibilities.

“By definition, you have some things that were made in a different time and reflect different sensibilities,” Bakish said.

“I don’t believe in censoring art that was made historically, that’s probably a mistake. It’s all on-demand – you don’t have to watch anything you don’t want to.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:12 PM (t3/qz)

165 AlaBAMA (aren't you in TN now or something?), in Portugal's Alentejo region (the mountainous area bordering Spain) there are several castle hotels (pousadas). At least there were - I never got up there, but they were a thing a while back and I imagine they're still going strong. Maybe some day. Priority is the north, Porto, Douro Valley for me. Wine, port, scenery.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

166 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU


Some Alaskan native youths do it as part of a rite of passage.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at June 23, 2022 08:13 PM (y7DUB)

167 TuCa es en fuego tonight!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2022 08:13 PM (EZebt)

168 “I don’t believe in censoring art that was made historically, that’s probably a mistake. It’s all on-demand – you don’t have to watch anything you don’t want to.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Brave. Stunning. Transgressive.

Posted by: Miklos collects Coon Sense like shark's teeth when he was a kid at June 23, 2022 08:14 PM (thbCK)

169
Anyway the Wagner line was stolen, but one of my favorites. Dunno who coined it. But it's quite useful in some sitcheeations.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

______

Mark Twain

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 08:14 PM (/U27+)

170 Neuschwannstein means it's circumsized, right?

Posted by: Humpy Carlos at June 23, 2022 08:14 PM (PIlQh)

171 I wonder if Colditz, or the castle where that battle between the US Army, the Wehrmacht, and resistance elements (together) - vs. the SS, took place - are places one can visit. Somebody here will know.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

172 Knew an American guy who worked at Neuschwannstein for years. Knew all the back halls and secret passages. He gave a fun tour.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:15 PM (anj39)

173 Miklos, you will be here to make them huh?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:15 PM (mBMqT)

174 Wine, port, scenery.
Posted by: rhomboid

If the port is to your right, is the port to starboard?

Posted by: Miklos inquiringly wonders at June 23, 2022 08:15 PM (thbCK)

175 165 AlaBAMA (aren't you in TN now or something?), in Portugal's Alentejo region (the mountainous area bordering Spain) there are several castle hotels (pousadas). At least there were - I never got up there, but they were a thing a while back and I imagine they're still going strong. Maybe some day. Priority is the north, Porto, Douro Valley for me. Wine, port, scenery.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX


I just think it would be cool to spend a night or two in a castle. The vibe seems interesting to me.

Of course, Japan is first on my bucket list. Then Italy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:15 PM (4bYcn)

176 Eagles Fly

https://youtu.be/HvSVb5n4rio

Off to bed I go. 0300 comes around quick

'night.... https://youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2022 08:16 PM (sAmhv)

177 >>The Alps do have a lot of rocks. Big ones.

Swiss hotel built on a really big rock. Great views.

https://tinyurl.com/2ekmnap5

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2022 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

178 rhomboid, let's just have a limoncello, eh?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:16 PM (mBMqT)

179 Miklos, you will be here to make them huh?
Posted by: Ben Had

Best Western has declared me Miklos non Grata.

*sadz*

Posted by: Miklos, released and expunged at June 23, 2022 08:16 PM (thbCK)

180 Colditz was where the Germans dumped their hardcore trouble making POWs like Douglas Bader.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:17 PM (c92eo)

181 "TuCa es en fuego tonight!"

Well for the love of von Manstein somebody get an extinguisher and put him out!

Posted by: Obligatory dumb HQ comment at June 23, 2022 08:17 PM (OTzUX)

182 *reads (A)ce's posts*
We need to have a solution to the AWFL and educated woman problem. A final solution...

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 23, 2022 08:17 PM (YYGtM)

183 Putting the 'Mad' in Mad King Ludwig since 1845.
-Ludwig II of Bavaria

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 08:18 PM (08ncd)

184 And Disney modeled their fantasy castle on Mad Ludwig's pad...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:19 PM (c92eo)

185 Musk says Tesla's new factories are gigantic money furnaces that lose billions due to supply chain chaos.

If Tesla can't make a go of it the EV market is f'd. This is what is going to happen. It's going to be a disaster, like every other lefty nitwit policy.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

186 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner

runner, I need to eat tho. I need my GAINZZZ for the violent burning times.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 23, 2022 08:19 PM (YYGtM)

187 Best Western has declared me Miklos non Grata.

*sadz*
Posted by: Miklos, released and expunged at June 23, 2022 08:16 PM (thbCK


Did you take all the scrambled eggs from the breakfast buffet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (4bYcn)

188 If my Mama had called me Ludwig I'd be kinda pissed too.

Posted by: Miklos, like the Drinking Lamp, is LIT at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (thbCK)

189 Ben Had this year's lemon crop (one tree - I refer it as Rhomboid Lemon Farms) was/is odd. Maybe the tree is, in its later years, actually becoming ever-bearing. Very small number of lemons in December, when typically 90% are there, and ripe. Now tons of green ones at various stages of maturity. Anyway, limconello (and preserves, preserved lemons, and pickled lemons, and various compound butters with lemon) were the result of having all a them lemons ripen at once, and finding a way to make use of them.

So now I'm pondering what "products" to make this time round.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

190 Knew an American guy who worked at Neuschwannstein for years. Knew all the back halls and secret passages. He gave a fun tour.
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That had to be cool. Dude had a giant keg of wine with one chair by the tap and a table that rose from the kitchen below just for him. I can just imagine the secret passages in that place.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (+ya+t)

191 Did you take all the scrambled eggs from the breakfast buffet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (4bYcn)
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*burp* Sorry about that. Did you want some?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:21 PM (K5n5d)

192 He was named Lud Wig because Lace Wigs was already taken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:21 PM (c92eo)

193 Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

Barr today: If we had not investigated Election fraud allegations, Trump may not have left office voluntarily.

Rosen today: We did not investigate allegations of fraud in the election, as we did not consider it our job.

One of those made headlines, other did not... Guess which.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2022 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

194 This is a nice castle, but the one at Herrenchiemsee is far more beautiful. Its based on Versailles. Gorgeous.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:21 PM (anj39)

195 >>> If my Mama had called me Ludwig I'd be kinda pissed too.
Posted by: Miklos, like the Drinking Lamp, is LIT at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (thbCK)


Wiki says it means "famous warrior".

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2022 08:22 PM (0fVbu)

196 I wonder if Colditz, or the castle where that battle between the US Army, the Wehrmacht, and resistance elements (together) - vs. the SS, took place - are places one can visit. Somebody here will know.

The author of The Last Battle attends my church. He says the current owner won't allow a movie based on the book to be filmed there. I take this to mean that he doesn't want company.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (/NCI4)

197 The castle in Osaka that everyone things means Japan IIRC has what is called the Nightingale Floor. The boards are built in such a way there is no way to walk across it without making a noise.

And people wonder why shinobi started to take after Saint Nick...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (c92eo)

198 Is that the castle from Where Eagles Dare $?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

199 Anna Puma

Charlie Upham, VC & Bar, and my favorite, Airey Neave, the first escapee to get back to the UK, where he was a big part of MI-9.

Killed by the IRA. Because he was a good leader for Northern Ireland.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

200 That had to be cool. Dude had a giant keg of wine with one chair by the tap and a table that rose from the kitchen below just for him. I can just imagine the secret passages in that place.
Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (+ya+t)


There is a secret door in the kitchen. Even knowing its there, its hard to see.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (anj39)

201
194 This is a nice castle, but the one at Herrenchiemsee is far more beautiful. Its based on Versailles. Gorgeous.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:21 PM (anj39)


Just searched that. Wow. That floor is bonkers beautiful.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (4bYcn)

202 Did you take all the scrambled eggs from the breakfast buffet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Well, there was this cute chick from PETA, the Free Range Non-Caged Organic Breakfast Protest, and a badly designed rooster costume

A bit of a blur, actually

Posted by: Miklos, and the drugs, some kinda Free Range Sustainable Psilocyben at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (thbCK)

203 Archimedes, that's sehr interresant. I expected someone to have some info, but this is above/beyond the norm.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

204 Lulz

Bing says the top search is Jan 6 Live Hearing


*cough* bullshit *cough*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:24 PM (4bYcn)

205 N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

No. that is isn Austria. Still next to a mountain trining camp for the Austrian Army.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

206 Just within the past six months, DHS has stockpiled more than one billion rounds of ammo, including 450 million rounds of .40 caliber hollow point ammo earlier this year to fight “homegrown terrorism”

Does that mean disagreeing with Herr Garland?

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2022 08:25 PM (ONvIw)

207
"I don’t believe in censoring art that was made historically, that’s probably a mistake. It’s all on-demand – you don't have to watch anything you don’t want to..."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:12 PM (t3/qz)
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"Well, we do believe in it, and it's much more convenient than ever, with Disney++ SafeStream - our exclusive new curated offering - complete with brand new, historically deviant, super-fun content for kids.

You can use our special $195.55 remote to automatically include the "Directorate Cut" overlays, where everyone in the movie switches gender.

Best of all, it comes with a free subscription to Disney+, where adults can get dreadful and banal children's content, but for adults!"

Posted by: The Walt Disney Corporation at June 23, 2022 08:25 PM (IXpV7)

208 Does Barr think Trump was going to barricade himself in the White House? That lying fat fuck piece of shit can go fuck a light socket.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 08:25 PM (vrz2I)

209 I cooked bacon, sprinkled heavily with pepper and granulated honey. Damn it was good.
Washed down wiff beer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 23, 2022 08:26 PM (eGTCV)

210 I wonder if Colditz, or the castle where that battle between the US Army, the Wehrmacht, and resistance elements (together) - vs. the SS, took place - are places one can visit. Somebody here will know.

The author of The Last Battle attends my church. He says the current owner won't allow a movie based on the book to be filmed there. I take this to mean that he doesn't want company.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (/NCI4)


That's a bummer too. It is a hell of a story.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

211 There is no reason to hunt whales this day and age, is there ?
Posted by: runner


The Norwegians and Japanese all claim it's some sort of cultural bs. The Nips, in particular, claim they're doing research, which somehow never seems to get published but results in lots of sushi.

Iceland is apparently getting out of the business, because nobody wants to eat whale anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2022 08:26 PM (/NCI4)

212 >>> So now I'm pondering what "products" to make this time round.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX)



You had a direct real-life instance of the "when life gives you lemons" dilemma.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2022 08:26 PM (0fVbu)

213 I need to eat tho. I need my GAINZZZ for the violent burning times.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 23, 2022 08:19 PM (YYGtM)


eat raw cow liver

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)

214 The author of The Last Battle attends my church. He says the current owner won't allow a movie based on the book to be filmed there. I take this to mean that he doesn't want company.
Posted by: Archimedes

That is a truly amazing book and story. I thought a movie was underway.

Posted by: Miklos, actual Historian and Stuff at June 23, 2022 08:27 PM (thbCK)

215 Prayers, please, that all goes smoothly and R finds a place T likes.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1

You got it, Ann. Prayers for a great outcome.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

216 Iceland is apparently getting out of the business, because nobody wants to eat whale anymore.
Posted by: Archimedes

Been that way for years

Posted by: Trigglypuff and Stacey A. at June 23, 2022 08:28 PM (thbCK)

217 Prayers, please, that all goes smoothly and R finds a place T likes.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1

Okay

Posted by: JT at June 23, 2022 08:28 PM (arJlL)

218 205 Lulz

Bing says the top search is Jan 6 Live Hearing

*cough* bullshit *cough*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:24 PM (4bYcn)

Agreed. I see no mention of 'Christina Hendricks leaked'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd)

219 That is a truly amazing book and story. I thought a movie was underway.

I believe that's true.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2022 08:29 PM (/NCI4)

220 BabylonBee: Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading

Posted by: TYLER DURDEN at June 23, 2022 08:29 PM (X5CsJ)

221 N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens



You think you got problems

Posted by: Miklos with Hungarian Hovercraft at June 23, 2022 08:29 PM (thbCK)

222 I love Japan. And the Osaka castle I've only seen at night, in bitter cold, from close up. There was a nice sort of Weinachtsmarkt nearby, good gluhwein.

And the palaces of St Petersburg - Peterhof, Catherine's Palace, the Winter Palace - my favorite parts were the parquet floors. All but the last restored from nearly nothing, of course, after German visitors acted in the accustomed manner during the 40s (81 years ago yesterday). Gave artists and artisans years of work in the otherwise barren Soviet context; many of them were able to stretch those gigs for years, restoring churches (as museums, not "working churches").

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

223 I cooked bacon, sprinkled heavily with pepper and granulated honey.
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How do you get granulated honey?

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:31 PM (+ya+t)

224 Miklos, I have pull around this town, ya know.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:31 PM (mBMqT)

225 There were three castles with Ludwig. The third is the Linderhof near Ettal. It's the smallest. Also veauthful.grounds. But the best part s the Abby at Ettal. Some of the best bier, ales, and brandies in Germany. Got a very pleasant buzz there many times.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:31 PM (anj39)

226 Agreed. I see no mention of 'Christina Hendricks leaked'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd

What did she leak?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:31 PM (4bYcn)

227 Best Western has declared me Miklos non Grata.

*sadz*
Posted by: Miklos, released and expunged

Can't ya wear a disguise ?

Posted by: JT at June 23, 2022 08:32 PM (arJlL)

228 Not *that* long ago, maybe 8 years, I walked past the whale meat vendor at the old Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo. Took pics of course. Someone I know had whale meat in elementary school lunches back in the 70s.

That's kinda different.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:32 PM (OTzUX)

229 AlaBAMA

Her unclad selfies.

She looks better clothed, TBH.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

230 How do you get granulated honey?
Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:31 PM (+ya+t)

Twenty bucks, same as ....
OK, I just had to do it once in my life.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2022 08:33 PM (V2phK)

231 Has there ever been a leak of January Jones pics??

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:33 PM (4bYcn)

232 Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1

Prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

233 Miklos, I have pull around this town, ya know.
Posted by: Ben Had

If I book the Presidential Suite at the Motel 6, will they leave *TWO* lights on for me?

Posted by: Miklos and his Entourage at June 23, 2022 08:34 PM (thbCK)

234 Lulz
Bing says the top search is Jan 6 Live Hearing
*cough* bullshit *cough*
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Bots! Srsly!

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:34 PM (P1f+c)

235 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to the planet where the giant Oompa Loompas worship Barney the Dinosaur.

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 08:34 PM (vrz2I)

236 Just think if they had fed IHOP pancakes to Vaal....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (c92eo)

237 Can't ya wear a disguise ?
Posted by: JT

Hmmmm

Not wear glasses and shave off my moustache?

Posted by: Double Nought Sekrit Miklos at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (thbCK)

238 Dunno about granulated honey (though, spoiler, duh, you granulate it!), but a friend intro'd me to Real Lime dried lime ..... essence, juice, whatever the other day. Amazing, really tastes just like a freshly squeezed lime. Great for cocktails while backpacking - wait, that sounds kind of odd?

Anyway, good stuff for when/where you want lime juice but don't got any.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

239 I want some whale now for some reason. Anybody here know what it would cost?
two three four.....

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

240 Ben Had

Could you email me details of your deal?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

241 Wiki says it means "famous warrior".

Same with Louis. From famous warrior to "Looie, Looie, we gotta go"

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (D6lWx)

242 Agreed. I see no mention of 'Christina Hendricks leaked'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

What did she leak?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Saline?

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:36 PM (P1f+c)

243 Ben Had

Please?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

244 If I book the Presidential Suite at the Motel 6, will they leave *TWO* lights on for me?
Posted by: Miklos and his Entourage at June 23, 2022 08:34 PM (thbCK)
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I dunno...can you afford $8 / night?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:36 PM (K5n5d)

245 It's freeze dried.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 23, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

246 If you had any remaining questions as to whether Kamala was black or eastern Indian, this video should clear things up...

https://tinyurl.com/28wyucaf

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2022 08:37 PM (1Gz/l)

247 Whale sushi?

Atelier Lana's doujinshi Star Trekker

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:37 PM (c92eo)

248 When I hear the words "Motel 6 Presidential Suite", I get a picture of Bill Clinton with, um, persons who would go to a Motel 6 with Bill Clinton....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 08:38 PM (PiwSw)

249 want some whale now for some reason. Anybody here know what it would cost?
two three four.....
Posted by: Eromero

At least a fin

Posted by: Miklos uses archaic slang for a 20, same as in town at June 23, 2022 08:38 PM (thbCK)

250 It's $20, same as in town

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 23, 2022 08:38 PM (5HBd1)

251 I dunno...can you afford $8 / night?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Sure, if I sublet an hour or two to the Paolo.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking practical-like at June 23, 2022 08:39 PM (thbCK)

252 252 It's $20, same as in town
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 23, 2022 08:38 PM (5HBd1


Cheap sushi

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:39 PM (4bYcn)

253 Anna Puma

Star Trek sure missed a bet on not using product placements in the show.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

254
At least a fin
Posted by: Miklos uses archaic slang for a 20, same as in town at June 23, 2022 08:38 PM (thbCK)

_________

*polite cough*

Archaic slang for a fiver.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

255 248 If you had any remaining questions as to whether Kamala was black or eastern Indian, this video should clear things up...

https://tinyurl.com/28wyucaf
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2022 08:37 PM (1Gz/l)

She's still better than Barry the Lightworker...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 08:40 PM (PiwSw)

256 If my Mama had called me Ludwig I'd be kinda pissed too.
Posted by: Miklos, like the Drinking Lamp, is LIT at June 23, 2022 08:20 PM (thbCK)

Eh, Ludwig is probably ok. Lacewig, on the other hand...

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

257 I thought Fin meant end.

Damn you, Latin teacher!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (4bYcn)

258 JEFF CLARK IS ON TUCKER. Says he was not even allowed to put on pants before he was hauled outside his house in the wee hours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

259 Wows! Tucker's really going after Joe and Kamala! Can't wait for the litany of bigotries alleged. Speech is violence, or something.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (w4R7x)

260 Is there actual meat on whales? I don't think I'm eating that.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (+ya+t)

261 Eh, Ludwig is probably ok. Lacewig, on the other hand...
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (OX9vb)


What? What?

Posted by: Ludwig van Beethoven at June 23, 2022 08:41 PM (PiwSw)

262 Salty Dawg

The Acme Disruptor. Boy when it disrupts it disrupts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:42 PM (c92eo)

263 Do a Moron a solid, huh?
Links to topless Saffron, por favor.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2022 08:43 PM (V2phK)

264 NaCly, I will be glad to.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:43 PM (mBMqT)

265 Just reserved my room for TXMOME. I asked for the "Miklos" suite...

They said it was $20, same as in town...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (K5n5d)

266 Is there actual meat on whales? I don't think I'm eating that.
Posted by: dartist


Something makes the blubber swim. I assume there's muscle inside them somewhere. Unless they're hydraulic, like spiders.

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)

267 267 Just reserved my room for TXMOME. I asked for the "Miklos" suite...

They said it was $20, same as in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (K5n5d


Make sure to bring cleaning products and a black light.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (4bYcn)

268 Archaic slang for a fiver.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sorry.

Somebody musta slipped me a Mickey.

Posted by: Miklos, gotta be careful these days at June 23, 2022 08:45 PM (thbCK)

269 Question: Is the key-tar the accordion of the guitar world?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

270 " Is there actual meat on whales?"

Haven't you ever heard of Moby Dick?

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)

271 Something makes the blubber swim. I assume there's muscle inside them somewhere. Unless they're hydraulic, like spiders.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)

A whale-sized hydraulic spider. Quick, somebody page alexthechick!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 08:46 PM (PiwSw)

272 Save the black light for after the first attempt at cleaning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:46 PM (c92eo)

273 If you had any remaining questions as to whether Kamala was black or eastern Indian, this video should clear things up...

Looked fine to me.

Posted by: Barry O. at June 23, 2022 08:46 PM (nfrXX)

274 you can sous vide whale

just sayin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2022 08:46 PM (sJHOI)

275 JEFF CLARK IS ON TUCKER. Says he was not even allowed to put on pants before he was hauled outside his house in the wee hours.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Attorney General Jeff Clark 2025!

Posted by: Miklos, personnel is policy at June 23, 2022 08:47 PM (thbCK)

276 Quick, somebody page alexthechick!

*opens tab and logs into FedEx*

Right one Emu Surprise with overnight delivery. Sent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2022 08:47 PM (c92eo)

277 Europe is so fucking old and decayed it's worn down to the bedrock. Parts of it should be underwater but they keep holding it back with dykes and shit.
Posted by: Call Me Fishsmell

DURING PRIDE?!?!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (MGB5H)

278 you can sous vide whale
just sayin'
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


It takes a lot of power to get the Atlantic to 145 degrees, though.

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (P1f+c)

279 you can sous vide whale

just sayin'
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2022 08:46 PM (sJHOI)
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Do they make vacuum seal bags that large?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (K5n5d)

280 Perfessor, Did I give you the name of the group discount place?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (mBMqT)

281 Make sure to bring cleaning products and a black light.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:44 PM (4bYcn)

Or as the owner asked my dove-hunting siblings: "None of ya'll are allergic to bees, are you?'

Posted by: sal at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (y40tE)

282 My wife and I were lucky enough to visit Neuschwanstein a few years ago. Magnificent, albeit somewhat... um, overwrought. (Kinda like Wagner, actually.)

One thing that we both remember, and not fondly, was that we had to walk uphill to get to the castle, and then uphill again to get back. The local topography there is very strange.

Posted by: Gelasius the Third at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (lfYWc)

283 Something makes the blubber swim. I assume there's muscle inside them somewhere. Unless they're hydraulic, like spiders.
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Maybe from swallowing guys from boats. Tough way to make a living.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 08:49 PM (+ya+t)

284 Perfessor, Did I give you the name of the group discount place?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:48 PM (mBMqT)
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Weak Geek passed it on to me. We're thinking of road-tripping down there together as he's basically right on the way from where I live.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 08:50 PM (K5n5d)

285 >>" Is there actual meat on whales?"


Whale Penis Jerky has to be a thing in Japan.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2022 08:51 PM (X/Qc0)

286 Maybe from swallowing guys from boats. Tough way to make a living.
Posted by: dartist

I knew a guy with a wooden leg named Ahab.

Posted by: Miklos, who read something once at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK)

287 It is $22.50 now. Inflation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (t3/qz)

288 The "Colditz" t.v. series is on YouTube. Great series!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

289 Whale Penis Jerky has to be a thing in Japan.
Posted by: garrett


And a Norse folk-metal band.

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (P1f+c)

290 It is $22.50 now. Inflation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (t3/qz)


And they don't make change.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (anj39)

291 I knew a guy with a wooden leg named Ahab.
Posted by: Miklos, who read something once at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK

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He named his wooden leg?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (u73oe)

292 293 I knew a guy with a wooden leg named Ahab.
Posted by: Miklos, who read something once at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK

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He named his wooden leg?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (u73oe


It's a guy thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (4bYcn)

293 After reading 1000s of CT scans, i can say inside of every whale is a skinny girl fighting to get out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (t3/qz)

294 She's still better than Barry the Lightworker...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 08:40 PM (PiwSw)


Barry & Kamala would take 3 days to complete a game of Horse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2022 08:54 PM (1Gz/l)

295 Alex Berenson is a bummer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2022 08:54 PM (EZebt)

296 292 It is $22.50 now. Inflation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (t3/qz)


And they don't make change.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 08:53 PM (anj39)

Coin shortage.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 23, 2022 08:55 PM (b2nrj)

297 Barry & Kamala would take 3 days to complete a game of Horse.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2022 08:54 PM (1Gz/l

------------

Day 3: Swish

Yay! H!

Fuck it, you win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2022 08:56 PM (u73oe)

298 Coin shortage.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Fuck

Posted by: Miklos, who just bought the Magic Fingers Motel 6 franchise at June 23, 2022 08:56 PM (thbCK)

299 Coin shortage.
Posted by: Red Turban Somegu

That reminds me, I need to get some coin roll papers from the bank.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2022 08:56 PM (IcyNP)

300 Perfessor, I apologize for not sending it to you directly.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:57 PM (mBMqT)

301 I'm about to watch the Johnny Depp western "Dead Man". Could stink like hákarl, but look at this cast:

https://tinyurl.com/wm9jbyz8

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

302 Then scoff at them all.
Posted by: Here We Go Again

How about I just scoff at you for using multiple handles every week for years, Scoggie and thinking that you have omniscient knowledge of everybody's motives because everybody else is just a naive rube, unlike you. You and JoeXiden ought to form some sort of company together /






Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2022 08:59 PM (FZ2cV)

303 They finally charged Nancy's drunk ass wino husband with DUI.


He will probably not even pay a fine though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:00 PM (4bYcn)

304 I'm about to watch the Johnny Depp western "Dead Man". Could stink like hákarl, but look at this cast:

https://tinyurl.com/wm9jbyz8
Posted by: All Hail Eris

If you like Jim Jarmusch films its excellent, if you aren't into the Jarmusch vibe it probably is not.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:00 PM (MGB5H)

305 Perfessor, I apologize for not sending it to you directly.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 08:57 PM (mBMqT)
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No worries. I wasn't really planning to reserve a room until August, but then Weak Geek contacted me with his brilliant idea for a road trip. I stayed at the Best Western last year as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

306 An article in the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics says that the planet may have become its ginormous, monstrous self by eating other planets.

Posted by: TYLER DURDEN at June 23, 2022 09:01 PM (X5CsJ)

307 Anna Wilson, prayers for your sister

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2022 09:01 PM (kf6Ak)

308 If you like Jim Jarmusch films its excellent, if you aren't into the Jarmusch vibe it probably is not.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:00 PM (MGB5H)

Speaking of Jarmusch, has anyone seen "The Dead Don't Die" with Bill Murray and Adam Driver? I thought Tilda Swinton's character was brilliant, but the rest of the movie was just "off." Especially the ending.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2022 09:02 PM (PiwSw)

309 303 I'm about to watch the Johnny Depp western "Dead Man". Could stink like hákarl, but look at this cast:

https://tinyurl.com/wm9jbyz8
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster

I love that movie.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2022 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

310 TYLER DURDEN

Gravity accretion, how does it work, Mr. ZeroHedge?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

311 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans.

That whole thing with them and their daughter was one huge public relations scam. They never have a shit about their daughter doing it.

They just got their 'outrage' in the press to get her instant fame and followers.

Whores. All of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:03 PM (4bYcn)

312 Infidel, check if your bank has a coin counting machine. Mine does and I do a one year fun money drop.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 09:03 PM (mBMqT)

313 Speaking of Jarmusch, has anyone seen "The Dead Don't Die" with Bill Murray and Adam Driver? I thought Tilda Swinton's character was brilliant, but the rest of the movie was just "off." Especially the ending.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

I agree, I was very much looking forward to it. Bill yes, Driver yes, Tilda yes, Jarmusch yes, zombies YES. But it just fell kind of flat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:04 PM (MGB5H)

314 I kinda like Jarmusch, but his movies are an acquired taste, sloooow pacing

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 23, 2022 09:04 PM (sJHOI)

315 An article in the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics says that the planet may have become its ginormous, monstrous self by eating other planets.

*urp* 'scuze me.

Posted by: Gov. Abrams at June 23, 2022 09:04 PM (nfrXX)

316 311 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans

***

She's how old now?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2022 09:05 PM (kf6Ak)

317 Speaking of Jarmusch, has anyone seen "The Dead Don't Die" with Bill Murray and Adam Driver? I thought Tilda Swinton's character was brilliant, but the rest of the movie was just "off." Especially the ending.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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That was EXACTLY my take. Plus the TDS.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

318 With the way things our rite now we bet everyone in the USA wishes Presdent Obama was be are leeder again. Things was grate under Presdent Obama. Let's change thats stewpid Constitution thing written by racist white guys over 400 years ago and makes Presdent Obama are Presdent until he be to old.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 23, 2022 09:06 PM (PYJJG)

319 311 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans

***

She's how old now?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2022 09:05 PM (kf6Ak)


Old enough to know better?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:06 PM (4bYcn)

320 Had not thought of that Ben Had, thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2022 09:07 PM (IcyNP)

321 311 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans

***

She's how old now?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2022 09:05 PM (kf6Ak)

Christmas still looks good

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:07 PM (MGB5H)

322 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans

***

She's how old now?


Old enough to see her daughter make a quick buck and want in on the cashflow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 23, 2022 09:09 PM (Bd6X8)

323 Great cafe pictures, and videos Ace. Thanks. It's a pleasant way for some of us to end the evening
The Joey too big for the pouch video made me laugh.

Good night everyone. I will pray , Ann Wilson, that your sister is able to find just the right fit for herself for assisted living,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2022 09:09 PM (FZ2cV)

324 You aspire to be Cary Grant

You'll settle for Ron Perlman

You'll get: 37..... 9 nonsensical comments in a row to begin the thread.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 23, 2022 07:35 PM (Xrfse)

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at June 23, 2022 09:10 PM (NlUdl)

325 Infidel, the ones in the banks don't charge you a percentage and they sure save a lot of time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 09:10 PM (mBMqT)

326 Now Denise Richards is starting an OnlyFans

***

She's how old now?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Born in '71 so . . . .

damn near 29!!

Posted by: Tonypete no longer on the road at June 23, 2022 09:11 PM (Msys3)

327 MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, the stickers on your Subaru are starting to fade and peel. Your Special Friend Ahmed says In shall Ah or something. I have more!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at June 23, 2022 09:12 PM (thbCK)

328 Ace should start an OnlyFans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:12 PM (4bYcn)

329 Ace should start an OnlyFans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:12 PM (4bYcn)
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OnlyEwoks?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 09:14 PM (K5n5d)

330 > Don't Alaskan natives get to hunt a couple whales

Yep. Their preferred species, bowhead, has made a dramatic comeback and is basically no longer endangered.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 23, 2022 09:14 PM (bW8dp)

331 Ace should start an OnlyFans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

MoronDate

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at June 23, 2022 09:14 PM (thbCK)

332 Ace should start an OnlyFans.
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Lick that maple syrup off your fur!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

333 Lots of midwestern housewives might like a furry friend for the afternoon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:15 PM (4bYcn)

334 I liked The Lone Ranger 2013. Depp played Tonto. It was great.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 09:16 PM (V13WU)

335 332 Ace should start an OnlyFans.
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Lick that maple syrup off your fur!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ


Slide off your crocs...slowly

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:16 PM (4bYcn)

336 been to the top schloss a few times

I was raised by my grandparents who were from Ludwigsburg, about a 100 miles or so north of there

a beautiful area

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3)

337 Lick that maple syrup off your fur!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

With tentacles?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 23, 2022 09:16 PM (thbCK)

338 Don't give ace any ideas. I can only afford..free.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 09:17 PM (V13WU)

339 Crispin Glover is the Brad Dourif of cinema weirdos: always delivers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

340 Alex Berenson is a bummer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2022 08:54 PM (EZebt)


He is self focused. On Covid he is pretty good, but I swear that is because he was banned from Twitter over it.
Other than that, he understands the allowable debate

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2022 09:18 PM (xhaym)

341 Ace should start an OnlyFans---He already did.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 09:18 PM (mBMqT)

342 Ace should start an OnlyFans---He already did.
Posted by: Ben Had

Darleen spends all my damn money on that

Posted by: Miklos, paycheck to Johnny Paycheck at June 23, 2022 09:19 PM (thbCK)

343 they are cutting down some 18th century liners across from my land

big ass maples that probably in the ground before the revolution

a fucking sad sight but nothing else to do

I'm quite sure they will cut me down soon

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:21 PM (us2H3)

344 Ace should start an OnlyFans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:12 PM (4bYcn)
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OnlyEwoks?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 09:14 PM (K5n5d)



Are there enough Shewoks with money to spend?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

345 Paul Pelosi has been charged. Only misdemeanors.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2022 07:26 PM (xPl2J)
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[silence]

Posted by: The MADD mob at June 23, 2022 09:21 PM (S4oWs)

346 One thing that we both remember, and not fondly, was that we had to walk uphill to get to the castle, and then uphill again to get back. The local topography there is very strange.
Posted by: Gelasius the Third


Was it against the wind both ways as well?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 23, 2022 09:22 PM (hOUT3)

347 344 Ace should start an OnlyFans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:12 PM (4bYcn)
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OnlyEwoks?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2022 09:14 PM (K5n5d)


Are there enough Shewoks with money to spend?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

Shewoks? I think he's expecting to appeal more to garrett audiences.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 23, 2022 09:22 PM (b2nrj)

348 Re the pic. I had a place like that once. The heating bills were a deal breaker.

Posted by: King Harv at June 23, 2022 09:23 PM (S4oWs)

349 Are there enough Shewoks with money to spend?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

Shewoks? I think he's expecting to appeal more to garrett audiences.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 23, 2022 09:22 PM (b2nrj)
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Croc-knockers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

350 Senior national security figures were disobeying presidential orders and concealing information from him. A "military" that beclowns itself with idiotic SJW crap felt the need to write public statements "explaining" why senior officers would appear in public with the CIC - during outrageous racist-totalitarian riots vandalizing national landmarks. And this is just a partial summary.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

The overreach involves what has it gained them? They control the presidency yet every action falters in congress despite a majority due to their incompetence. Their foreign policy is unique in hurting themselves despite nobody even trying to hurt them back, but merely from the contradictions between their worldview and reality. Their riot policy has gutted their own strongholds and cost the red states little. They can't find a new ruling class that can outdo a senile old fool.

They've gotten everything they wanted and they still are losing because they can't do the work needed to even run a thugocracy police state.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

351 >>Ace should start an OnlyFans.


Twitch. He can do ASMR Shelving.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2022 09:24 PM (X/Qc0)

352 Crispin Glover is the Brad Dourif of cinema weirdos: always delivers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
----

If you need an actor to play a looney, hire a looney actor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2022 09:25 PM (S4oWs)

353 been to the top schloss a few times

I was raised by my grandparents who were from Ludwigsburg, about a 100 miles or so north of there

a beautiful area

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3)
***
I was stationed in Augsburg for three years. Loved the area. It was like home.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 09:26 PM (anj39)

354 Twitch. He can do ASMR Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2022 09:24 PM (X/Qc0


I'm 29 so I'm not sure what that stands for.

Is the first word Ass?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:27 PM (4bYcn)

355 I was stationed in Augsburg for three years. Loved the area. It was like home.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 09:26 PM (anj39)

how lucky are you !!

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

356 Miklos, you gotta dump Darleen and pick up Marleen, She will cook for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 09:31 PM (mBMqT)

357 Well, I drank a couple of liters of beer at the Augustiner Bräu. That's all I got...aside from meeting a very nice girl there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2022 09:31 PM (wcs7v)

358 Neuschwannstein

====

Visited it during a 2 week European romp with a young lady who did not become the first Mrs. Refugee. Primarily because the trip brought out the hidden whack- job in her.

Dodged a bullet.

Aside from that, a lovely castle.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 23, 2022 09:31 PM (bdwRM)

359 A large portion of my forefathers property in Ludwigsburg is now

a

golf course

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)

360 I wonder if Colditz, or the castle where that battle between the US Army, the Wehrmacht, and resistance elements (together) - vs. the SS, took place - are places one can visit. Somebody here will know.


Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2022 08:23 PM (/NCI4)

Well I read the book about Colditz and there was no battle there, the commandant basically surrendered to the prisoners and for a few days they were looking for people to give up to -

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2022 09:32 PM (eoQWY)

361 Johnny Depp looks like a bargain Skeet Ulrich.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

362 Johnny Depp looks like a bargain Skeet Ulrich.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Would you say a poor man's skeet or a homeless man's skeet ulrich?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:35 PM (MGB5H)

363 Miklos, you gotta dump Darleen and pick up Marleen, She will cook for you.
Posted by: Ben Had

She does, Charleen too.

They get along fine with each other better than they treat me sometimes.

Posted by: Miklos, with a Full House at Trailer Acres at June 23, 2022 09:36 PM (thbCK)

364 They've gotten everything they wanted and they still are losing because they can't do the work needed to even run a thugocracy police state.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

I know! If there was even one competent person in this administration I'd be a lot more worried, but I keep looking and can't find one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2022 09:37 PM (r46W7)

365 When Southwest Airlines was still in partnership with Sea World, they had a couple~three of their Boeing 737s done up in Shamu livery. Very nicely, artistically rendered, fit the shape of the plane near to perfection.

But I managed to ruin it for my ex and her daughter, when I saw one flying out of San Antonio, and called it They Flying Oprah.

They laughed, and hated that I'd made mock of their iconic whale. As well as the sea-creature then performing in San Diego, San Antonio, and Ohio. Ohio? Yeah.. I mean, if Oprah can come from Chicago, why can't another whale live in Ohio, right?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2022 09:37 PM (tkOps)

366 Imagine being the poor sot that had to tote the materials up that hill to build that castle at 1 deustchmark a week.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2022 09:37 PM (mBMqT)

367 Twitch. He can do ASMR Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2022 09:24 PM (X/Qc0


I'm 29 so I'm not sure what that stands for.

Is the first word Ass?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:27 PM (4bYcn)

A dumb internet thing were a person whispers over the net at you so you can pretend you are close to them instead of hopeless. They scratch at stuff and make other noises too, but its the fake intimacy that is the kick.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2022 09:38 PM (eoQWY)

368 I wonder if the Alabama law against sword canes is invalidated by today's ruling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)

369 Well, I drank a couple of liters of beer at the Augustiner Bräu. That's all I got...aside from meeting a very nice girl there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Augustiener beer>>>Hofbrau beer

Posted by: In Munchen steht ein Miklos Haus, ein, zwei... at June 23, 2022 09:39 PM (thbCK)

370 🎵 Where there a whip there a way! 🎵

Let's hear it for Thrackzog the Filthy Impaler, and the Baradur Jazz Orchestra. Tonight it's Darryl on electric guitar!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2022 09:40 PM (ybIRR)

371 She does, Charleen too.
------
I hope you guys help Eileen with the bad leg.

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2022 09:40 PM (+ya+t)

372 A large portion of my forefathers property in Ludwigsburg is now

a

golf course
Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)


you need to go back to vaterland and claim your ancestral castles !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

373 369 Well, I drank a couple of liters of beer at the Augustiner Bräu. That's all I got...aside from meeting a very nice girl there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc


Hey, I remember you

Posted by: Heinrich at June 23, 2022 09:41 PM (us2H3)

374 I hope you guys help Eileen with the bad leg.
Posted by: dartist

The Leg ain't bad, just Wet

Posted by: Miklos takes sides in the Ace/garret Wet Leg/Fat Leg slap fight at June 23, 2022 09:42 PM (thbCK)

375 Would you say a poor man's skeet or a homeless man's skeet ulrich?
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:35 PM (MGB5H)
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He was not yet the sweaty coke fiend's Skeet. He's relatively dewy and fresh here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

376 you need to go back to vaterland and claim your ancestral castles !
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

yeah, I've watched "wuthering heights"

Posted by: Heinrich at June 23, 2022 09:43 PM (us2H3)

377 Hassen Brau>>Augustiener beer>>>Hofbrau beer

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

378 Strange. Re: One of the pills the doctor proscribed for my stomach. So the pharmacist says to make sure to take it with a lot of food and drink. Looking it up on the net, it says take on an empty stomach.

I fucking love people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 09:43 PM (08ncd)

379 He was not yet the sweaty coke fiend's Skeet. He's relatively dewy and fresh here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

HAH. It's been forever since I've watched that one

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:44 PM (MGB5H)

380 An early ~2000 cracked article about "that guy" familiar character actors put the idea in my head that actors had permanent alternates. If you can't get Crispin Glover get Brad Dourif. If you can't get Harrison Ford get Dennis Quaid. And this is true for the chameleons like James Cromwell, whose alt is Matt Frewer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2022 09:45 PM (ybIRR)

381 378 Strange. Re: One of the pills the doctor proscribed for my stomach. So the pharmacist says to make sure to take it with a lot of food and drink. Looking it up on the net, it says take on an empty stomach.
I fucking love people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 09:43 PM (08ncd)


Read the data sheet that came with the prescription AND double check with your doctor because it might be an off label prescription for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 23, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

382 Let's hear it for Thrackzog the Filthy Impaler, and the Baradur Jazz Orchestra. Tonight it's Darryl on electric guitar!
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I give you Goran Bregovich and his Wedding and Funeral Orchestra

https://tinyurl.com/3cwbu53k

Posted by: Miklos of the North Balkans at June 23, 2022 09:46 PM (thbCK)

383 I don't give a rats ass what anyone says

I like Furstenberg

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:46 PM (us2H3)

384 Crispin Glover is a good example because there was another actor who looked almost identical and can't remember the name of now.

Damn you, 29 year old memory!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 09:46 PM (08ncd)

385 FYI I stopped my actor of the day morning post, because of low engagement. If I figure out a way to make it more interesting I will bring it back. The actor-picking method involved spreadsheets and formulas, and so it delighted me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2022 09:47 PM (ybIRR)

386 BourbonChicken

I have unplugged from popular culture, for decades. Sorry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

387 131 Perfessor Squirrel

Were you in Munich 78-80? My best friend was, and I got to visit her to 2 weeks. Her family took me to Neuschwannstein and another castle, something like Lohronstein. King Ludwig had a grotto built especially to perform a Wagner opera, but the acoustics made the sound unbearable.

Posted by: Goddessoftheckasdroom at June 23, 2022 09:48 PM (REJkJ)

388 A dumb internet thing were a person whispers over the net at you so you can pretend you are close to them instead of hopeless. They scratch at stuff and make other noises too, but its the fake intimacy that is the kick.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2022 09:38 PM (eoQWY


The world is weird

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2022 09:48 PM (4bYcn)

389 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)

Going for two in a row?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

390 >>FYI I stopped my actor of the day morning post, because of low engagement. If I figure out a way to make it more interesting I will bring it back.



I like dark-haired British actresses
juts sayin'

Posted by: DB at June 23, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)

391 I was, at birth, hung with the name of Rychard

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:49 PM (us2H3)

392 I liked the actor of the day post, but then I am easily amused.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 23, 2022 09:49 PM (5HBd1)

393 384 Crispin Glover is a good example because there was another actor who looked almost identical and can't remember the name of now.

Damn you, 29 year old memory!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 23, 2022 09:46 PM (08ncd)
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Rasputin?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 23, 2022 09:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

394 NaCly Dog

But of course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 23, 2022 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

395 Crispin Glover was PERFECT in the Willard remake

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:52 PM (MGB5H)

396 So Monkey Pox is now going to be a "Ghey Thing."

Takes me back to San Fransicko in the late 70's.

"RICKY...WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE????"

Quick..."we need a quilting bee!!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 23, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

397 I liked the actor of the day post, but then I am easily amused.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward


Same here, but I want to see the spreadsheets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 23, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

398 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 23, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

399 My actor of the the day is Hedy

every fucking day !!

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2022 09:55 PM (us2H3)

400 Nood ont

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 23, 2022 09:56 PM (MGB5H)

401 Thank you BATMAN...Can I use the "BAT POLE?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 23, 2022 09:58 PM (J00IM)

402 Crispin Glover in Charlie's Angels

https://youtu.be/GKLiGBhwUKs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2022 09:58 PM (ybIRR)

403 238 Dunno about granulated honey (though, spoiler, duh, you granulate it!), but a friend intro'd me to Real Lime dried lime ..... essence, juice, whatever the other day. Amazing, really tastes just like a freshly squeezed lime. Great for cocktails while backpacking - wait, that sounds kind of odd?

Anyway, good stuff for when/where you want lime juice but don't got any.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2022 08:35 PM (OTzUX)
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You put the lime in the coconut ....

Posted by: Ciampino getting coconutted without monkeys at June 23, 2022 10:33 PM (qfLjt)

404 270 " Is there actual meat on whales?"

Haven't you ever heard of Moby Dick?

Posted by: fd at June 23, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)
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I think I spotted a Dick.

Posted by: Ciampino - the fish has monkeypox at June 23, 2022 10:51 PM (qfLjt)

405 286 Maybe from swallowing guys from boats. Tough way to make a living.
Posted by: dartist

I knew a guy with a wooden leg named Ahab.

Posted by: Miklos, who read something once at June 23, 2022 08:52 PM (thbCK)
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The Arab?
With a camel named Clyde?

Posted by: Ciampino - Clide of India or something? at June 23, 2022 10:57 PM (qfLjt)

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