Noted Motel Messer Andrew Gillum Indicted for Fraudulently Diverting Campaign Donations For Personal Use, Making False Statements, and Conspiracy

He's currently running for a House seat.

But it looks like he's sh** the motel room bed. Again.

Gillum, the former Tallahassee mayor, was charged along with his mentor, Sharon Lettman-Hicks, for fraudulently fundraising from "various entities" between 2016 to 2019, according to a Department of Justice press release. The Justice Department said the two allegedly diverted some of the money to a company controlled by Lettman-Hicks, who fraudulently disguised the funds as payroll payments to Gillum.
In a written statement, Gillum and his lawyers proclaimed his innocence. Lettman-Hicks -- a candidate for a state House seat -- has not returned texts or calls from NBC News requesting comment.
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The indictment marks a new low for Gillum, a married father of three who withdrew from public life as a political leader and a paid CNN commentator after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel.
At the time, Gillum said he was abusing alcohol as he coped with his loss to DeSantis, but campaign finance records and a leaked criminal subpoena in 2019 showed that Gillum also faced the pressure of an FBI investigation.
Two sources with whom Gillum spoke Tuesday told NBC News that he began phoning friends frantically about the criminal case when he was informed that his indictment was imminent. Neither would speak on the record because they weren't authorized to speak on his behalf. They said Gillum rendered himself to prosecutors at 10 a.m. and that his indictment could be unsealed at 1 p.m. ET. He makes his first appearance at 2 p.m., according to DOJ.
"He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up," one of the sources said.

Usually he pays extra for that.

Note that the feds allowed him to turn himself in. Because he's a Democrat. If he had been a Republican, they would have sent FBI frogmen to arrest him at an airport and slap leg-irons on him during a CNN photo-op.

Both face 19 counts of wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Each charge carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum. Gillum faces two additional charges of lying to investigators, each charge of which carries a maximum 5-year sentence.

Posted by: Ace at 02:51 PM

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1 Yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 02:51 PM (64wfp)

2 Thank God I wasn't first on this one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 22, 2022 02:52 PM (uvymP)

3 For a second I thought "Messer" in the headline was a play on "Monsieur".

Sort of works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

4 Why are Democrats such pervs?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

5 So.
A token arrest?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 02:52 PM (anj39)

6 And who do non-perv people still support them?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

7 "He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up," one of the sources said.

Fucking pervert. I don't care.
Poor baby.

Rot in hell, asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 02:53 PM (64wfp)

8 Are you coming to the mome in October, nurse?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 22, 2022 02:53 PM (uvymP)

9 Lmao as funny as this is, slap on the wrist. Democrat/elite privileges at work.

Plus dude is gay and black. Who wants to prosecute this dude during PRIDE MONTH? Fucking reich wing bigots!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (3+sAO)

10 But it looks like he's sh** the motel room bed.

omg, do it in private, not in a motel!

Posted by: Amber Herd at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (786Ro)

11 Oh.. I see he got to surrender himself quietly... that's nice.

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (53oGX)

12 Pound me in the ass prison, bitch

Posted by: NCKate at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (2oJif)

13 So in prison...they assign you a roommate or do you get to choose? Is there an app?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (yh5oq)

14 Hey at least he can now qualify for a free biden crack pipe kit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (bVYXr)

15 10 But it looks like he's sh** the motel room bed.

omg, do it in private, not in a motel!
Posted by: Amber Herd at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (786Ro)

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*sends pictures to best friend with note saying: "lol"*
-Also Amber Heard

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

16 Could you imagine if this mess won the governors race? Florida would have Red Fag Laws by now.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (yrCUI)

17 Gillum ?

Damn near rectum

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (S+j2h)

18 Kinky. Call me!

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (4bYcn)

19 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

Can someone translate this for me? please.

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)

20 "Gillum also faced the pressure of an FBI investigation."

Imagine how bad a Dem has to fuck up to get grand jury and FBI attention. He must have really pissed off some pol. Delivered a light envelope? Diddled the wrong politician's kid?

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

21 Surprised he even made a headline

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (2JoB8)

22 This is battlespace prep. Liberal Dumocraps never ever get indicted for shit like this, and especially untouchable black gay leftists. They are going hard on Gillum as a precedent to go after their real target: a Republican and probably DeathSantis. Do not be fooled.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

23 "He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up"

He also sharted in his pants.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (yrCUI)

24 Fucking pervert. I don't care.
Poor baby.

Rot in hell, asshole.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That comment reminded me, President Disaster said today that Congress will need more taxpayer money to not only pay for vaccines for babies up to age 5, but to plan for the next pandemic.

May they all rot in hell.

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

25 19 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

Can someone translate this for me? please.
Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)

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It makes perfect sense if you lawyer for a living.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

26 Odds he gets a liberal judge, and five hours of community service, suspended for time served?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (4bYcn)

27 "Can someone translate this for me? please."

20
x = 20?

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (qpX6U)

28 It makes perfect sense if you lawyer for a living.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

What if you're an accountant?

Explains the deficit I suppose...

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (53oGX)

29 And to think that one truckload of stolen ballots not arriving on time is the only thing that kept him out of the statehouse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (WWh8n)

30 "Gillum also faced the pressure of an FBI investigation."

In the seat of his pants I'll bet.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 02:56 PM (yrCUI)

31 LGBQ will be hit hardest by this news.

Posted by: TATER THE EUNUCH at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (z9V4B)

32 Blood and Feces, the proud part of pride.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Dc2V5)

33 "The indictment marks a new low for Gillum, a married father of three who withdrew from public life as a political leader and a paid CNN commentator after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel."

This report is inaccurate. It makes it look like he wasn't the OD victim, when in fact he was. The rentboy called the police because he was concerned that Gillium might die.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Fm9sF)

34 27 Hey the blog ate my math symbols!

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (qpX6U)

35 carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

Can someone translate this for me? please.
Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)

= out in 2 years on parole bc democrat

Posted by: brak at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (j5Tg0)

36 ""He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up," one of the sources said."

That's just a typical night for Gillum in a FL meth hotel. To bad he wasn't running for office in Baltimore or DC - being caught with drugs, ass-down, in a hotel would be a resume-enhancer.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

37 Gillum helped convince me the sodomite lifestyle isn't all rainbows and skittles.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (eGTCV)

38 Note that the feds allowed him to turn himself in. Because he's a Democrat. If he had been a Republican, they would have sent FBI frogmen to arrest him at an airport and slap leg-irons on him during a CNN photo-op.

"membership has its privileges"

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (DJFLF)

39 I bet Gullium's 302 is perfectly written, and bulletproof evidence.

Narrator: You know it's not, it'll be picked apart in court by the defense, the jury will rule it worthless and G will be found not guilty. Afterwards the jury foreman will declare Gullium's DOJ prosecution a political hit on an upcoming southern black man. End of story.

Posted by: Scott_T at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (2waQ7)

40 Could you imagine if this mess won the governors race? Florida would have Red Fag Laws by now.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 02:54 PM (yrCUI

Sorry If you are being sarcastic but FL already has Red Flag laws.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (76TDd)

41 Apparently he wasn't on the clean asshole diet for his partner. But he is a dem, so

Posted by: NCKate at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (2oJif)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

43 *hits crack pipe*

Posted by: Marion Barry at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (89T5c)

44 = out in 2 years on parole bc democrat
Posted by: brak at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (j5Tg0)

If he plays his cards right, not even that. Andy, call me. *Smooches*

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

45 13 So in prison...they assign you a roommate or do you get to choose? Is there an app?

Avenatti might like him

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (DJFLF)

46 You mean, he used campaign funds for buttsecks and crack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

47 22 This is battlespace prep. Liberal Dumocraps never ever get indicted for shit like this, and especially untouchable black gay leftists. They are going hard on Gillum as a precedent to go after their real target: a Republican and probably DeathSantis. Do not be fooled.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Not DeSantis. Trump.

The J6 Committee will try to connect the dots between what Gillum did and what they purport that Trump did on ED2020.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (Fm9sF)

48 How close, in terms of votes, was Florida spared the hand of Gillum?

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

49 during pride month???

Posted by: brak at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (j5Tg0)

50 48 How close, in terms of votes, was Florida spared the hand of Gillum?
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

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Real votes or Broward County manufactured votes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

51 on the clean asshole diet

What is that - a water fast for days?

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

52 19 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

Can someone translate this for me? please.
Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)
___________________

Assuming it's not a typo, it probably means there's a 20-year-mandatory minimum and that's the longest (maximum) mandatory minimum in the statues under which he's charged.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

53 >>>paid CNN commentator

I was wondering whether he was a D or an R, until I saw the above line.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (vlXMQ)

54 It's a shitstorm!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

55 50 48 How close, in terms of votes, was Florida spared the hand of Gillum?
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

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Real votes or Broward County manufactured votes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

Just in terms of total, fraud included.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (Vr12I)

56 I admit I'm really not current with pop culture, but I've never seen "The Clean Asshole Diet" on the NYT or AMZ bestseller lists.

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (DJFLF)

57 Gillum and Ed Buck were made for each other. Too bad they never got a chance to bounce off walls together. But maybe fate will bring them together in prison.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)

58 he gets a change of venue

trial moved to DC

Sussman is his lawyer

not fucking guilty

Posted by: John Holmes at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (us2H3)

59 56 I admit I'm really not current with pop culture, but I've never seen "The Clean Asshole Diet" on the NYT or AMZ bestseller lists.
Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (DJFLF)

It's a book by Mitt Romney.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (Vr12I)

60 Despite his political science degree and public service as an elected official, Gillum doesn't have much to sell besides his mouth and his vote.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (rJ48h)

61 Dems found enough votes for Nikki Fried to be Ag Commissioner but screwed the black guy.

Posted by: Senator Rand Paul at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (xPl2J)

62 52 19 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

Can someone translate this for me? please.
Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)
___________________

same as in town

Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)

63 This report is inaccurate. It makes it look like he wasn't the OD victim, when in fact he was. The rentboy called the police because he was concerned that Gillium might die.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM

What kind of fvcked up childhood do have to have to let grown men fvck you up the a$$ for money? I can't imagine what spurs that kind of behavior.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (bVYXr)

64
"He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up," one of the sources said.

FAFO, dumbass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (pNxlR)

65 "Under the pressure of an FBI investigation, he shit the bed."

Posted by: THIS is CNN at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (sWM8x)

66 61 Dems found enough votes for Nikki Fried to be Ag Commissioner but screwed the black guy.
Posted by: Senator Rand Paul at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (xPl2J)

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Because they are racist and want to keep the authentic black man down.

Black people should revolt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

67 Florida has become the leading light in a nation increasingly plunging into darkness. It is the example for others to follow on policy, on messaging and communications, on political tactics. This country would be a meaningfully worse place without Florida under the leadership of Ron DeSantis.

And it was *this* close to being just another locked-down, hollowed-out, major shithole player under Gillum.

Talk about dodging a bullet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (WWh8n)

68 What kind of fvcked up childhood do have to have to let grown men fvck you up the a$$ for money? I can't imagine what spurs that kind of behavior.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 22, 2022 03:01 PM (bVYXr

Liberalism?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (4bYcn)

69 Wait a minute. He's a married father of three? You mean he's a normie just like you and me? Is that why the article mentioned that?

Boy, I sure feel silly. I mean, who of us normies hasn't had a hotel romp with drugs and kink and what not, as we live our lives married and actively parenting. I guess we owe him an apology.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (WW/hc)

70 = out in 2 years on parole bc democrat
=====

Unless . . . he is from IL and in the way of the Greatest One. I think Blago is a stupid crook, but he got the prison hustle faster than you can say 'Lightbringer.'

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (MIKMs)

71 What kind of fvcked up childhood do have to have to let grown men fvck you up the a$$ for money? I can't imagine what spurs that kind of behavior.

born this way!!!!! reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Posted by: the gays at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (j5Tg0)

72 Can we introduce Gillium to John Cornyn? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (yrCUI)

73 he gets a change of venue

trial moved to DC

Sussman is his lawyer

not fucking guilty
Posted by: John Holmes at June 22, 2022 03:00 PM (us2H3)

Shouldn't you be a zombie?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

74 "Florida man indicted on 21 counts including conspiracy and making false statements"

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (VJsqe)

75 Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoop

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (arJlL)

76 I smell a comeback story!!

Posted by: CNN at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (4bYcn)

77 48 How close, in terms of votes, was Florida spared the hand of Gillum?
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

Something like 0.4% of all gov votes that went DeSantis' way vs Gillum's.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

78 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

A number that is neither less than, nor greater than, 20.
It would be easier to say "20 times 1" or "20 plus 0." Or maybe just 20. But whatever.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (qpX6U)

79 Just for the record Obama has done worse than Gilliam.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (aCj7/)

80 Black people should revolt.
___

Some of us already have.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (c/IRE)

81
during pride month???
Posted by: brak

Ooh, good catch!

Shit on Pride Month continues!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (pNxlR)

82 Raping a male overdose victim is acceptable if you're a shitface drunk democrat. Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (0ocXn)

83 Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoop
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (arJlL)

Eep Opp Ork Ah Ahh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

84 74 "Florida man represented by Ron DeSantis indicted on 21 counts including conspiracy and making false statements"
Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (VJsqe)

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Suggested addendum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

85 Red Fag Laws

Yesss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

86 I can't figure out why this guy was ever elected.

Another one:
Creepy Pron Lawyer pleads guilty to something and the rest of the charges (for ripping off clients for millions) expected to be dropped.

What's to be expected in California after all...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (bbjYL)

87 83 Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoop
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (arJlL)

Eep Opp Ork Ah Ahh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Narp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

88 This strikes me as housecleaning on the left. He'll take a plea deal that gives him minimal jail time. In return, he's out of politics and the not a problem for the left that he would have been if he'd run, and worse, if he'd won.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)

89 Florida could be seen as an example of the value of voting.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Vr12I)

90 80 Black people should revolt.
___

Some of us already have.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (c/IRE

Biden said your not black. Sorry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (4bYcn)

91 Give that man probation! I hope he learns his lesson from this harsh sentence.

Posted by: Larry Krasner at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (M9uuh)

92 Gillem sharted. Just clearing his throat.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (3Or4S)

93 Rush to judgement!

Posted by: Cold Cash Jefferson at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

94 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum."

A number that is neither less than, nor greater than, 20.
It would be easier to say "20 times 1" or "20 plus 0." Or maybe just 20. But whatever.
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (qpX6U)

Twenty shall be the number of the counting..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

95 Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh
ting tang walla walla bing bang

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (VJsqe)

96 Noted Motel Messer Andrew Gillum Indicted for Fraudulently Diverting Campaign Donations For Personal Use, Making False Statements, and Conspiracy
He's currently running for a House seat.

My question is how does Bernie manage to but 3 houses, or is it four if no campaign funds were diverted ??

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (arJlL)

97 *drops soap*

Posted by: Ed Buck at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (89T5c)

98 I see a Netflix redemption story coming.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

99 DeSantis won by about 20K votes IIRC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (5p7BC)

100 Eep Opp Ork Ah Ahh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

We love you too.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (BJKQV)

101 Biden said your not black. Sorry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Like I give a shit what Brandon says or thinks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (c/IRE)

102 FBI frogmen

CBS already has 3 FBI Tuesday night shows. Don't go giving them more ideas.

Posted by: MONKEYPOX IN GARY at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (FhXTo)

103
99 DeSantis won by about 20K votes IIRC.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (5p7BC

Which means he won by 100k

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (4bYcn)

104 Biden says a lot of things about things he knows nothing about.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (vrz2I)

105 If the bed be's shit, you must aquit!

Posted by: Johnny Cochran at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

106
We love you too.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (BJKQV)

You good on the ribs discussion?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

107 I commented on the article about the Great Reset that JJ (I think) linked. I shamelessly swiped a comment from the Horde when I said that the Reset is Satanic.

Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (bVhJi)

108 If the bed be's shit, you must aquit!
Posted by: Johnny Cochran at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

Where were you a MONTH ago?!?

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

Thank you

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (53oGX)

110 104 Biden says a lot of things about things he knows nothing about.
Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (vrz2I

Man knows his way around well fitting, leak proof adult undergarments though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (4bYcn)

111 Oh boy. 104.2 outside but 20% humidity so it only feels like 103.4.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (vrz2I)

112 If Gillum gets imprisoned he is going to like it there.

It's just like a hotel room only free.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (aCj7/)

113 Go on RCP and look at the final polls for FL 2018 governor if you want a good laugh.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (xPl2J)

114 (Gillum not running for Congress. His "mentor" who help him get graft is the candidate.)

Posted by: CJ at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (9KqcB)

115
Man knows ~~his way around~~ how to fill well fitting, leak proof adult undergarments though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (4bYcn)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

116 If the sheet are brown, you must vote down!

Posted by: Johnny Cochran, also at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

117 "He's down. He's sad. He feels beat up," one of the sources said.

Usually he pays extra for that. -ace-

that's the kind of blow-off one liner you don't even seem to sweat, but are brilliant.

maybe a little cruel, but that's a feature, not a bug

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (MFphb)

118 This is the state of our justice system now. It's not going to get any better.

It will get worse. If you're not a Democrat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (BFigT)

119 DeSantis' margin was just over 32,000 votes.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (rJ48h)

120 Chuck's asshole is so clean you could eat off it. Ask me how I know!

Posted by: John Cornyn at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (mNhhD)

121 At least he's not DEATHSantis!

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (rF64X)

122 Is it true that none of the traitors in the senate are up for re-election?

Posted by: Wodun at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (GY61w)

123 104 Biden says a lot of things about things he knows nothing about.
Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (vrz2I)

Insert the name of 95% of politicians and this statement is still true

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (/6GbT)

124 Please please PLEASE let it be federal 'pound you in the ass' prison!!!!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 22, 2022 03:08 PM (rF64X)

Do you offer amnesty and non-extradition? I may need a place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (4bYcn)

126 104 Biden says a lot of things about things he knows nothing about.
Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (vrz2I)

Happens whenever the dumb sumbitch opens his halatosic dick hole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (QSjkU)

127 You good on the ribs discussion?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I believe so, thanks. I even have some sugar-free sauce I have been waiting to try on something.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (BJKQV)

128 122 Is it true that none of the traitors in the senate are up for re-election?
Posted by: Wodun at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (GY61w)

=======

Murkowski is, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

129 122 Is it true that none of the traitors in the senate are up for re-election?
Posted by: Wodun at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (GY61w)

Miss Alaska is up...

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (53oGX)

130 I think it was Nate Cohn who had Gillium up 6 just before the election.

One of many reasons I don't pay attention to RCP. It is a trash metric and gives too much weight to polls proven to be wrong year after year.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (5p7BC)

131 He should "come out" as transgender to give the DOI (Department Of Injustice) a reason to drop the charges.

Reparations for the poor, down and out, black transgender victim of the white cisheteropatriarchical oppressor!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (Ut78G)

132 My question is how does Bernie manage to but 3 houses, or is it four if no campaign funds were diverted ??
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:05 PM (arJlL)

Seriously, I assumed every politician did this. I'm shocked he got busted for it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

133 Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoop
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (arJlL)

Yop

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (aaGzp)

134 "carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum"

like the Maunder minimum, but different. He won't see much solar activity for about 70 years, if convicted.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (Cus5s)

135 115
Man knows his way around how to fill well fitting, leak proof adult undergarments though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (4bYcn)

Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Um, could you call our office? We would like to find out what brand he's using, because we're having some difficulty with the present situation.

Posted by: The White House Office of Presidential Underwear at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

136 If he goes tranny he can go to a women's prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (4bYcn)

137 Black people should revolt.

*

Again? It was only two years ago that they were the foot soldiers in color revolution that brought us to this point in the United States.

And now we're seeing the predictable results, same as always happened in every other nation like the Ukraine, the Philippines, Venezuela, etc where our alphabet agencies (and, Interestingly, Bill Gates) organized and drove the exact same people to behave the exact same way to topple the government, wreck the economy, put doubt in minds regarding elections, etc.

It's too early for them to revolt again.

Although there will be plenty of time soon, because the checks can't last forever at this rate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (J8ueE)

138 Toomey is leaving the Senate. This will be one of his last fuck you's to the state.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (89T5c)

139 "sent FBI frogmen to arrest him at an airport"

Like Thunderball, except on land, betwixt sea and sky. Agents betting who gets to use the "guess he got the point" punchline first.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

140 8 Are you coming to the mome in October, nurse?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society

Already have my tickets.
Can't wait for the hugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (U+mgI)

141
My question is how does Bernie manage to but 3 houses, or is it four if no campaign funds were diverted ??
Posted by: JT

He pays his wife (exorbitantly) to handle all details of his press.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (bbjYL)

142
I believe so, thanks. I even have some sugar-free sauce I have been waiting to try on something.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (BJKQV)

Taste the sauce. If it's tart, you can use mesquite wood. If it's sweet, you may be better off using a fruit wood (cherry, apple or even pecan) to complement the flavor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

143 They sent the LBGTQxi FBI agents.
To 'interview' Gillum.
Nothing is going to happen to him.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (aCj7/)

144 "sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel."

Or as Dems call it, an Ed Buck campaign donation.

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (GHXTu)

145
Already have my tickets.
Can't wait for the hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (U+mgI)

Me neither.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

146 But it looks like he's sh** the motel room bed. Again.
___________

Amber Heard makes "call me" gesture to Gillum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (hGXZE)

147 Taste the sauce. If it's tart, you can use mesquite wood. If it's sweet, you may be better off using a fruit wood (cherry, apple or even pecan) to complement the flavor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1

Did someone say saucy tarts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (4bYcn)

148 Only reason he's being prosecuted is he probably ripped off someone who matters, like a prominent democrat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (Y5qcH)

149 Amber Heard makes "call me" gesture to Gillum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (hGXZE)

-------
Bad omen - then you know you're in Depp shit.

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (VJsqe)

150 Black democrat drug addict not to mention a fag, Gillum does at most 2 years. The 2 years will end up being 6 months and a year probation. He will come out of this with a MSNBC commentator gig at $200,000+.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (WKPeU)

151 I'm very curious what will happen in Alaska now. They are using a jungle primary now, specifically to keep Murkowski on the ballot all the way to November, allowing Democrats to vote for her over the Trump backed candidate.

But that has the downside of keeping her vote on gun control as an issue all the way to the general. She can't win her primary and then sell out her state.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (5p7BC)

152 133 Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoop
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:03 PM (arJlL)

Yop
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2022 03:10 PM (aaGzp)

Yup.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:13 PM (Vr12I)

153 Always sauce on the side.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:13 PM (89T5c)

154 Steve Zissou, Federal Agent. CBS Saturdays 11PM.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:13 PM (qpX6U)

155 lease please PLEASE let it be federal 'pound you in the ass' prison!!!!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum

Don't worry Drew, you'll be getting all your sh*t packed soon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:13 PM (bbjYL)

156 Taste the sauce. If it's tart, you can use mesquite wood. If it's sweet, you may be better off using a fruit wood (cherry, apple or even pecan) to complement the flavor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm getting hungry

Posted by: Shep at June 22, 2022 03:13 PM (us2H3)

157 33 "The indictment marks a new low for Gillum, a married father of three who withdrew from public life as a political leader and a paid CNN commentator after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel."

This report is inaccurate. It makes it look like he wasn't the OD victim, when in fact he was. The rentboy called the police because he was concerned that Gillium might die.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Fm9sF)
__________________________________

I actually think they both ODed. Certainly Gillum was found face-down naked in the bathroom covered in blood and shit. But I think the rentboy also ODed. The photos from the crime scene were like something from a circle of hell. I try not to judge what consenting adults do in their bedrooms, but sex acts that result in blood and shit all over the place should not be part of human activities.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

158 #141
Bernie's got his wife doing the grifting while Bernie trolls with his $80 k Audi.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2022 03:14 PM (aCj7/)

159 FBI frog men. With frickin' lasers on their heads...

Posted by: Dr Evil at June 22, 2022 03:14 PM (sWM8x)

160 "Taste the sauce."

I'm sorry Mr. Gillum. I will not taste the sauce, thank you.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:14 PM (qpX6U)

161 The police state apparatus is about to go after DeSantis, so indicting Gillum, who is worthless to the State now, gives them cover. Expect a sweet plea to be worked out sometime around late November 2024.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 22, 2022 03:14 PM (nMx88)

162 Andrew Gillum is just a minor clown show, as opposed to the real villains on their side. Sort of like Jesse Jackson, Jr.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (Vr12I)

163 Biden said your not black. Sorry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

Like I give a shit what Brandon says or thinks.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

lol

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (arJlL)

164 Ribs and feces. What's that odd smell?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (0ocXn)

165 The Dems make sure that their undesirables have no way to get back on the inside.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (8GBH4)

166 Ribs and feces. What's that odd smell?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (0ocXn)

analeze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

167 What Party is Gillum again?

Posted by: MSM at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Throwing Gillum in prison is like giving him E tickets at Disneyland.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (aCj7/)

169 167 What Party is Gillum again?
Posted by: MSM at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

=======

Crack party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

170 What Party is Gillum again?
Posted by: MSM at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Roman Orgy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

171 130 I think it was Nate Cohn who had Gillium up 6 just before the election.

One of many reasons I don't pay attention to RCP. It is a trash metric and gives too much weight to polls proven to be wrong year after year.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:09 PM (5p7BC)

Knowing how the MSM looks at the RCP poll of polls, I bet campaigns throw purposefully overweighted garbage polls into the mix, knowing that they will skew RCP appropriately.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (Fm9sF)

172 Whenever I lose a governor's race, I abuse alcohol and get other men's poopoo on my peepee.

Anyone would.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (5A92u)

173 167 What Party is Gillum again?
Posted by: MSM at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

-------
Republican - just like that awful racist Bull Connor.

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (VJsqe)

174 165 The Dems make sure that their undesirables have no way to get back on the inside.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2022 03:15 PM (8GBH4)

That is funny.

Posted by: Zombie Marion Berry at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

175 Odds that gillum and hunter "partied"

Posted by: NCKate at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (2oJif)

176 If he had been a Republican, they would have sent FBI frogmen to arrest him at an airport and slap leg-irons on him during a CNN photo-op.

At this point, I really don't care what they do with Pubelicking politicians. They should all be slapped in leg-irons.

Posted by: The Mitch at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (Qcsjz)

177 Just like some chicken is in the very center cage on the chicken truck, somebody rented that room and slept in that bed after Andrew Gillum graced it with his "presence."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (sWM8x)

178 What kind of fvcked up childhood do have to have to let grown men fvck you up the a$$ for money?
_____________

And then to go to a Pride Parade afterwards.

SMH.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (hGXZE)

179 Gov. DeathSantis doesn't like the mRna kiddie jab:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ufyys

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (DJFLF)

180 The grifting involves going to see Hamilton. I honestly don't know how much it would take to make me go see Hamilton, but I hope the payoff was at least 7 figures, cuz suffering through that would be worse than the poop and sodomy-fest in the hotel room.

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (GHXTu)

181 Such a surprising ending for a fag.

Posted by: puddinhead at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (2graF)

182 win her primary and then sell out her state.

that plus nepotism sums up her career

Posted by: brak at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (j5Tg0)

183 But that has the downside of keeping her vote on gun control as an issue all the way to the general. She can't win her primary and then sell out her state.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 22, 2022 03:12 PM (5p7BC)

Dave, please. For some reason, we won't know the results of the November 30th or so, and, shockingly, Murkowski will win.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 22, 2022 03:17 PM (nMx88)

184 The Crack Roman Orgy Party sounds like an annual affair at the Biden Crime Family Compound.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:18 PM (yzHVK)

185 167 What Party is Gillum again?

Lemon party?

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

186 I saw Poop and Sodomy open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Now do Nutzi Palsy.

Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

188 The Crack Roman Orgy Party sounds like an annual affair at the Biden Crime Family Compound.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:18 PM (yzHVK)

It's better than the Bukkake Party........

Posted by: Ashley Biden at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

189 If a coked up butterfly flapped its wings in Asia and this damaged person would have somehow won the election, these things would have still been lurking to bring him down. And, if the allegations are true and backed by evidence, anyone trying to impeach him on that basis would, of course, be blacklisted, cancelled, hounded, etc.

Posted by: Scott 1M at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (DZGBq)

190 wrt the mRna jabs for the chirrens...this possibility *does* give one pause:

https://tinyurl.com/yun9u3eu

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

191 What Party is Gillum again?
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The Party Party.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (aaGzp)

192 Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)

193 This bikini blonde in short shorts is skeeved out by Gillum:
https://is.gd/ok5DpA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (WWh8n)

194 Movie stars. Swimming pools. Big chunks of turds on beds.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 22, 2022 03:20 PM (9qupu)

195 Rum, Sodomy and the ~~Lash~~ Left.
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)
++++
Adjusted to reflect modernity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:20 PM (WWh8n)

196 What Party is Gillum again?

Let's Party!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 22, 2022 03:20 PM (La6gB)

197 "BlackRock Inc. is pushing back on key parts of the US Securities and Exchange Commission’s bid to get publicly traded companies to track and disclose their greenhouse gas emissions."

Hey, that's our grift!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2022 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

198 1. Avenatti
2. Gillum
3. ?

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (lLPso)

199 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She has a Texas High Maintenance look.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (u82oZ)

200 Lemon party?
Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

201 "The indictment marks a new low for Gillum, a married father of three who withdrew from public life as a political leader and a paid CNN commentator after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel."
____________

He was a "suspected male?" Great writing, MSM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (hGXZE)

202 according to Pfizer's own data, the mRna jabs for the kiddos are not so bueno.

FDA sez: YOLO! and approves:

https://tinyurl.com/33wtvp8n

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

203 Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (Vr12I)

I would never!

The rum part, I mean.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (GHXTu)

204 Porta Party

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (LsPHb)

205 Just saw a Warnock commercial. Apparently, overdraft fees are bad and banks should just let you bounce checks at will with no repercussions. Because that money that you didn't have in your account that the bank covered was money you earned and should be able to keep.

Posted by: Bert G at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (aCgRi)

206 198 1. Avenatti
2. Gillum
3. Holder
4. Elias
5. ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

207 "The indictment marks a new low for Gillum, a married father of three who withdrew from public life as a political leader and a paid CNN commentator after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel."
_______________

"Uh, honey, I've got something to tell you. You might want to get your HIV status checked."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (hGXZE)

208 Speaking of Marion Berry -- ladies and germs, I give you...Washington DC in 2022

https://is.gd/Bko9ED

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

209 He was a "suspected male?" Great writing, MSM.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (hGXZE)

He's a journalist not a biologist!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

210 I wonder how Don Lemon is coping right now.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (6fqJL)

211 Bill Nye marries journalist. Surprise: she's a woman.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)

212 after a March 2020 sex scandal involving a suspected male overdose victim in a South Beach hotel.
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Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (sWM8x)

213 20 year mandatory minimum. Yikes. And I thought I had something to be concerned about. I have a couple loads of laundry to do but just keep procrastinating it.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (orA/V)

214 210 I wonder how Don Lemon is coping right now.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (6fqJL)

-------
Easy Peasy...

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (VJsqe)

215 I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Berry's grift continues after his death.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (u82oZ)

216 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

217 Both face 19 counts of wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Each charge carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum. Gillum faces two additional charges of lying to investigators, each charge of which carries a maximum 5-year sentence.

And he will be out on bail, then receive a "time served" sentence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (Pc/Ee)

218 I remember Gillum and his wife being interviewed a few weeks after the poop and blood and rent boy overdose incident. Mrs. Gillum was standing bravely by her man, all right, and staring at him with narrowed eyes, the muscles of her jaw working, working...

I was frankly afraid for the guy's safety.

Posted by: troyriser at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (ogIek)

219 "Uh, honey, I've got something to tell you. You might want to get your HIV status checked."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM

Good news honey, my HIV test was negative, but I have monkeypox. Like my new growth?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (U7BS4)

220 Biden responded, "We’ll get through at least this year," before stating, "We do need more money. But we don’t just need more money for vaccines for children eventually. We need more money to plan for the second pandemic."

Biden reinforced his revelation: "There’s going to be another pandemic. We have to think ahead."

Posted by: DB at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (geLO8)

221 "Uh, honey, I've got something to tell you. You might want to get your HIV status checked."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (hGXZE)

And you know that thing you said you'd never do? Yeah, I found out why you were objecting, and it turns out you were right.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (GHXTu)

222 Bill Nye marries journalist. Surprise: she's a woman.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)

How would he know?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (nByzo)

223 Joe Biden has hit yet another dismal record low for job approval on The Real Clear Politics poll average. The RCP average of 8 separate polls now stands at 55.8%D-39.6%A illustrating a spread of -16.2 for the Biden presidency. That figure surpasses the previous record of -15.8 set on 6/13/22

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

224 216 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

I thought FIFA was a league for women without testosterone suppressors.

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (Lw0q3)

225 211 Bill Nye marries journalist. Surprise: she's a woman.
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)

She saw "Sex Junk" and was enraptured by Nye's rhythm?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

226 175 Odds that gillum and hunter "partied"
Posted by: NCKate at June 22, 2022 03:16 PM (2oJif)
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Not as good as the odds the Gillum and Ed Buck partied.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (hGXZE)

227 Putin colonel Vadim Zimin who carried Russian president’s nuclear codes found dead at home

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (RHGPo)

228 So Bill Nye going Lesbian?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (2JoB8)

229 I liked that TV Show "Gillum's Island," especially with all the hilarity that would ensue...

What?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

230 If I was on that jury, I would still say not guilty. Fuck the FBI and any investigation they are involved in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (Pc/Ee)

231 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

That just means Christiano Renaldo can bang chicks in the locker room at halftime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

232 211 Bill Nye marries journalist. Surprise: she's a woman.
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)
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Question: was she always a woman, or is that a more recent development?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (hGXZE)

233 There's now no bigger fan of FJB than Gillum. Brandon will issue him a pardon in January 2025, if he can make it 'til then.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (TNyrE)

234 Mister Garrison > Bill Nye

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (Vr12I)

235 Somebody once told me there is no such thing as a gay black man. To be fair, I've never seen a black stripe on the pride flag. Is that racist?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (0ocXn)

236 For some reason, we won't know the results of the November 30th or so, and, shockingly, Murkowski will win.

We still countin votes in Los Angeles! Guess what, now I ahead of that white man!!

Posted by: Mayor to be anointed fat ass Karen Bass at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (gz1VM)

237 The indictment marks a new low for Gillum

That's a matter of opinion. When you are found passed out on the floor with 2 gay prostitutes, a federal indictment for fraud is a step up.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (vN+oL)

238 DeSantis edges Trump in New Hampshire poll

https://tinyurl.com/jr7na6nj

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (yrCUI)

239
I thought FIFA was a league for women without testosterone suppressors.
Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 03:25 PM (Lw0q3)

The only suppressors are on the guns used to shoot the players. I feel bad for them getting shot like that, lying all over the field of play.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

240
"Uh, honey, I've got something to tell you. You might want to get your HIV status checked."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:22 PM (hGXZE)

My assumption is these political "wives" are about as oblivious to their husband's shenanigans as Jerry Sandusky's wife was when he was have all those luscious 12 year old boys at the house for sleepovers.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (5A92u)

241 "Noted Motel Messer Andrew Gillum . . . ."

I messed up some motels myself. Albeit not like Gillum.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

242 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)
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Male soccer players don't need testosterone suppressors. Just playing soccer will do the job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (hGXZE)

243 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

They can compete as women, but now in addition to rolling around in agony after any phantom hit, they also have to complain to all their friends about what a bitch that other player is.

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (GHXTu)

244 Hey, Andrew, we should talk. And don't worry about that whole preferring men thing. I think we can work something out.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (5pTK/)

245 The one chick Renaldo was with a few years ago....Jeebus Christmas. Smokeshow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (89T5c)

246 Mister Garrison > Bill Nye
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (Vr12I)

Slave > Bill Nye

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

247 It wasn’t a “suspected male”. It was a “suspected male overdose”. An overdose of male.

Carry on.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (lLPso)

248 Male soccer players don't need testosterone suppressors. Just playing soccer will do the job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (hGXZE)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (nByzo)

249 229 I liked that TV Show "Gillum's Island,"
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Puts an entirely new spin on the Ginger vs Mary Ann dispute.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (sWM8x)

250 218 I remember Gillum and his wife being interviewed a few weeks after the poop and blood and rent boy overdose incident. Mrs. Gillum was standing bravely by her man, all right, and staring at him with narrowed eyes, the muscles of her jaw working, working...

I was frankly afraid for the guy's safety.
Posted by: troyriser at June 22, 2022 03:24 PM (ogIek)

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And you thought Jill Biden was ambitious through her husband.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

251 Dude! Your life is a mess. Be better Gillum. Be better.

Posted by: Dead Cartel Monkey at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (rWGyP)

252 never seen a black stripe on the pride flag.

Check the sheets.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (gz1VM)

253 It is estimated that more than 1,400 children were sexually exploited in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England across the 16-year time span.

The report concludes that the force failed to protect vulnerable children. The IOPC carried out 91 investigations into police failings covering 265 separate allegations made by 51 complainants. In total, 47 officers were investigated, with the IOPC concluding eight had a case to answer for misconduct, and six for gross misconduct.

Not one officer lost their job as a result of the process and the most severe sanction was a written warning.

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

254 216 New FIFA Rules Would Allow Men to Compete Against Women Without Testosterone Suppressors
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)
_________________________________

Good. Let all these whining soccer harpies lose their jobs to men. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

255 Sounds like Gillum is another soul who needs a metaphorical hit by a 2x4 in a conversion experience. Is he still married-to
a woman? Because if you're on the down low with some gay hooker that probably won't change.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (FZ2cV)

256 Posted by: Dead Cartel Monkey at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (rWGyP)

That is an outstanding nic. Also a great name for a band.

Posted by: Moki at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (JrN/x)

257 Bill Nye was irrelevant 20 years ago. He is a kids show actor who has no particular expertise outside of reading his lines.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (Pc/Ee)

258 Holy crap. Just processed an invoice from a trucking company for an additional $1,125 fuel surcharge.

People wonder why shit in the stores go up, ^^^^^
There it is.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (4XTQO)

259 I liked that TV Show "Gillum's Island," especially with all the hilarity that would ensue...
.......

I liked the coconut bras.

Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

260 Womens soccer might finally draw an audience with men playing the games.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (Pc/Ee)

261 Have you guys seen this?
Can't stop laughing

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/
1539581635154350081

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asfutmsifwffutsh.”

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (qz+ox)

262 Florida newspapers would still endorse Gillum over DeSantis.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (rJ48h)

263 So there is a gunfight with a crack ape in body armor and cbd decides to go abroad, is this suspicious

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (p+LvP)

264 [any instance from the set of all things excluding bill nye] > bill nye

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (rWGyP)

265 Posted by: Dead Cartel Monkey at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (rWGyP)

That is an outstanding nic. Also a great name for a band.
Posted by: Moki

Pfffffffft.

Posted by: AK-47 Toting African Chimp at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (4XTQO)

266 Male soccer players don't need testosterone suppressors. Just playing soccer will do the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2022 03:27 PM (hGXZE)

Nice header

Posted by: 7man at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (qwO6y)

267 Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (4XTQO)

Did you get my invoice?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (Pc/Ee)

268 Holy crap. Just processed an invoice from a trucking company for an additional $1,125 fuel surcharge.

People wonder why shit in the stores go up, ^^^^^
There it is.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (4XTQO)
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Out of curiosity, how long a trip is that? How much does it work out to per mile?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (WWh8n)

269 255 Sounds like Gillum is another soul who needs a metaphorical hit by a 2x4 in a conversion experience. Is he still married-to
a woman? Because if you're on the down low with some gay hooker that probably won't change.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (FZ2cV)

" Andrew, they say that no one is beyond redemption - but I'd say you're a pretty long shot".

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (Vr12I)

270 never seen a black stripe on the pride flag.

Check the sheets.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM

Look brown to me.

Posted by: A. Heard at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

271 >>> https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/
1539581635154350081

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asfutmsifwffutsh.”
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (qz+ox)

He starts with "F" he just needed the "ucked" part.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (rWGyP)

272 Biden State Department Selects Blackrock Chairman Donilon to Oversee China Relations

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

273 I liked the coconut bras.
Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)
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I would think they'd be kind of...scratchy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (aaGzp)

274
Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

I don't even know what it is, I just have seen it here over and over.

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

275 Somebody once told me there is no such thing as a gay black man. To be fair, I've never seen a black stripe on the pride flag. Is that racist?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (0ocXn)

It's there. On the newest one, anyway. Which reminds me, there is an organization called Latinos en Spokane and I pass their building on the way home from work. They painted a pride flag and "amor es amor" on their window.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (DRSnL)

276 Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 03:26 PM (0ocXn)

The "Progressive Pride" flag has a black stripe, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (FZ2cV)

277 Florida newspapers would still endorse Gillum over DeSantis.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (rJ48h)
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If Hitler were running, FL newspapers would have to think twice before deciding not to endorse anyone. Heck, they'd write a two page editorial explaining how, after much soul searching, they just couldn't bring themselves to endorse anyone in the FL gov race.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (5pTK/)

278 256 Posted by: Dead Cartel Monkey at June 22, 2022 03:28 PM (rWGyP)

That is an outstanding nic. Also a great name for a band.

Posted by: Moki at Jun

====

Would also make a great midday guest blogger, to go along with Punk Monkey and the rest of the gang.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (WW/hc)

279 Sounds like Gillum is another soul who needs a metaphorical hit by a 2x4 in a conversion experience. Is he still married-to a woman? Because if you're on the down low with some gay hooker that probably won't change.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (FZ2cV)
++++
Yeah. Her political marriage bet definitely didn't pan out. I don't know that's what it was, but, well, he's Andrew Gillum...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (WWh8n)

280 [any instance from the set of all things excluding bill nye] > bill nye
Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (rWGyP)

Yep. That about covers it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

281 I saw Dead Cartel Monkey open for Artic Monkeys in a festival with Murdered Capitol Foxes

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

282 Male soccer players don't need testosterone suppressors. Just playing soccer will do the job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The "flop" should have been a clue.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (4XTQO)

283 FBI won't get any confidence votes on a jury from me, I would assume they are guilty

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB8)

284 193 This bikini blonde in short shorts is skeeved out by Gillum:
https://is.gd/ok5DpA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:19 PM (WWh8n)

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Make Daisy Duke Shorts Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (WJrmd)

285 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Of all the things I hate about FJB, I really hate the way he clicks his "c"s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (Pc/Ee)

286 Gillum was rendered? As one would render a harpooned whale?

Gillum oil will go a long way toward solving the fossil fuel crisis.

Posted by: Frank Shorter at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (w9Wax)

287 Bill Nye's OK for a really butch kinda guy.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (sWM8x)

288 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (0kKVH)

289 The "flop" should have been a clue.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (4XTQO)

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What's that, now?

Posted by: Fosbury at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (VJsqe)

290 288 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (0kKVH)

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Anything a woman does is proof of their strength and superiority to men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

291 Oh, my. An Anglo-French lady just E-Mailed me and wants to send me pictures and get to know me. She even called me "dear."

Score. Good-bye, single life. Surely my soul mate has found me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (WWh8n)

292
Pfffffffft.
Posted by: AK-47 Toting African Chimp at June 22, 2022 03:30 PM (4XTQO)

What's next, nuclear dolphins?

Posted by: Moki at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (JrN/x)

293 rickb223 TEXIT

I asked a local high school soccer star, who was recruited from Mexico, if he got extra acting lessons to act hurt. He denied it, of course.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (u82oZ)

294 285 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Of all the things I hate about FJB, I really hate the way he clicks his "c"s.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (Pc/Ee)

Jill needs to buy him some DentuCream.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (Vr12I)

295 I'd like to think the charges are legit but I think the swamp DOJ is trying to eliminate any undesirables from both sides. They'll make up any charge to do it.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (qH6FZ)

296 I don't even know what it is, I just have seen it here over and over.
Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

Oof. DO NOT look it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

297 To even think people voted for this freak is another early indicator of where this country is going.

Posted by: Maj. Healey Who WIll Never Again Vote Republican at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (MkYsY)

298 287 Bill Nye's OK for a really butch kinda guy.
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (sWM8x)

I know you are, but what am I?

Posted by: Bill Nye at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

299 You know what's the hardest part of playing soccer? Telling your dad you're gay.

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (GHXTu)

300 https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk

"Love is Love", H8r!

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

301 Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 91, 'is DIVORCING' supermodel Jerry Hall, 65, after six years of marriage: Split is billionaire's fourth divorce

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

302 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Pictures of her first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

303 Fucking WR's whine,flop and bitch as much as soccer players.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (89T5c)

304 I liked the coconut bras.
Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)
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I would think they'd be kind of...scratchy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2022 03:31 PM (aaGzp)
........

Keeps 'em perky.

Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

305 Their guys are mafia like. Our guys are expected to be infallible angels.

Let me introduce myself....

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (9qupu)

306 Bill Nye, who likes science sexually, has a BS degree in mechanical engineering. That's it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey Who WIll Never Again Vote Republican at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (MkYsY)

307 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (0kKVH)
++++
I love that the shirt she's wearing in her mugshot is for the "Rekless Brewing Company"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (WWh8n)

308 FBI won't get any confidence votes on a jury from me, I would assume they are guilty
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB

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Decision tree, blake style: FBI giving evidence in a trial, automatic not guilty verdict. FBI on trial, automatic guilty verdict.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (5pTK/)

309 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (0kKVH)

High School lesbian basketball coach molested my 'later to be' girlfriend when she was 15 or 16 in the 90's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

310 301 Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 91, 'is DIVORCING' supermodel Jerry Hall, 65, after six years of marriage: Split is billionaire's fourth divorce.

I aint touching anything Mick Jagger bedded down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (89T5c)

311 Biden tweets about 'Putin's Price Hike' just moments after Fed chair said president is WRONG to blame Russia for inflation: Powell warns of further interest rate hikes and recession

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

312 High School lesbian basketball coach molested my 'later to be' girlfriend when she was 15 or 16 in the 90's.

I read about a high school where the girls' PE coaches had installed glass walls between their office and the girls' showers. The coaches were female.

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

313 Out of curiosity, how long a trip is that? How much does it work out to per mile?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

278 miles. $2.85 mile. Over and above contracted rates. And then a $333.75 one time additional charge.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (4XTQO)

314 290 288 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.
https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
_________

Ironic - mugshot photo she's wearing shirt that phonetically spells "Reckless"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (fs1hN)

315 283 FBI won't get any confidence votes on a jury from me, I would assume they are guilty

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB

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Same here, and they will NEVER forfeit nor be forgiven for The Zero-Trust Environment they they helped to facilitate -- and I hope that redounds to the destruction of on each and every one of them in *types deletes* ways.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (WJrmd)

316 301 Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 91, 'is DIVORCING' supermodel Jerry Hall, 65, after six years of marriage: Split is billionaire's fourth divorce
Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

Only his fourth?

He's got enough time for 1 or 2 more marriages before he departs this mortal coil.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

317 SMOD

4 divorces? Why does he have two pennies to rub together?

1/2 of 1/2 or 1/2 of 1/2. Yes, Math. 6% of original wealth?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (u82oZ)

318 307 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:33 PM (0kKVH)
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I love that the shirt she's wearing in her mugshot is for the "Rekless Brewing Company"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (WWh8n)

They call her Big Sis. She's gonna fit right in. In prison.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (Vr12I)

319 Free advice, if you meet a guy named Andrew that insists you refer to him as Andrew he's a dick, not to be trusted, ever

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (p+LvP)

320 278 miles. $2.85 mile. Over and above contracted rates. And then a $333.75 one time additional charge.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (4XTQO)
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Damn. $2.85 per *mile* in fuel surcharges? Brutal. Prices are going to detonate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:38 PM (WWh8n)

321 Joe Biden likes fresh-out-of-the-oven muffins.

Because muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.

Posted by: Fosbury at June 22, 2022 03:38 PM (VJsqe)

322 Pictures of her first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

Oh right, like she's going to send a current and/or actual picture of herself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

323 307 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk

Why is this surprising

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:38 PM (p+LvP)

324 319 Free advice, if you meet a guy named Andrew that insists you refer to him as Andrew he's a dick, not to be trusted, ever
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (p+LvP)

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at June 22, 2022 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

325 Mechanical engineers are not scientists. Which is why he is a "science guy" and not "Bill Nye the Scientist". He is really no different than someone who watches Big Bang Theory and says "I fucking love science!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:39 PM (Pc/Ee)

326 Breitbart?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:39 PM (Pc/Ee)

327 I asked a local high school soccer star, who was recruited from Mexico, if he got extra acting lessons to act hurt. He denied it, of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I like watching the vids on Facebook. You can see where they were never touched but they do a perfect LeBron flop.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:39 PM (4XTQO)

328 Lloyd Weber?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:39 PM (Pc/Ee)

329 Dice?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (Pc/Ee)

330 Women invented blowjobs so not surprised they have some different interests with sex

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (p+LvP)

331 ok, weird, I thought Mo Brooks would win...Coulter was pushing him, but the Trump nominated girl won instead for Al Senate. Is she a Dr. Oz future traitor to the Party, or good?

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (OuH7W)

332 Nicholas Fandos@npfandos

.@CarolynBMaloney is competing hard for the Jewish vote in a district that remains perhaps the most Jewish in the country. And unlike Nadler, she voted against the Iran deal.

She accused Nadler and his allies of wielding his Jewishness as a "divisive tactic."

-
Nadler is Jewish? I thought he was Brontosaurian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 22, 2022 03:41 PM (FVME7)

333 I aint touching anything Mick Jagger bedded down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (89T5c)

---------

David Bowie is dead, so you've got that going for you ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 22, 2022 03:41 PM (qOVyZ)

334 >>> Women invented blowjobs
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (p+LvP)

I imagine they had assistance with respect to obtaining the raw materials.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 03:41 PM (rWGyP)

335 off floppy sock

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:41 PM (VJsqe)

336 Women invented blowjobs so not surprised they have some different interests with sex
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (p+LvP)

Gotta make a living.

Posted by: menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

337 The bad jew tactic never works

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:42 PM (p+LvP)

338 332 Nicholas Fandos@npfandos

.@CarolynBMaloney is competing hard for the Jewish vote in a district that remains perhaps the most Jewish in the country. And unlike Nadler, she voted against the Iran deal.

She accused Nadler and his allies of wielding his Jewishness as a "divisive tactic."

-
Nadler is Jewish? I thought he was Brontosaurian.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 22, 2022 03:41 PM (FVME7)

==========

Nadler losing would entertain me. Let it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

339 This lesbian does not like the "Progressive Pride" flag:

https://tinyurl.com/2y5x8bfw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (FZ2cV)

340 Jill needs to buy him some DentuCream.
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 03:34 PM (Vr12I)

Great idea! - Nancy Peelousy.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (6jpby)

341 @330 - does that mean men invented $20?

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (VJsqe)

342 1/2 of 1/2 or 1/2 of 1/2. Yes, Math. 6% of original wealth?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM

A Surface guy would say 6%. A Submariner would say 6.25%.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (a3Q+t)

343 Free advice, if you meet a guy named Andrew that insists you refer to him as Andrew he's a dick, not to be trusted, ever
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:37 PM (p+LvP)

I am so confused.

Posted by: Andy the Dick at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (oiNtH)

344 Is she a Dr. Oz future traitor to the Party, or good?
---
If you like John Thune and John Cornyn, you'll love Katie Britt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (sWM8x)

345 If I were running against nadir I would buy him dinner then offer him a mint

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (p+LvP)

346 330 Women invented blowjobs so not surprised they have some different interests with sex
Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:40 PM (p+LvP)

All month they've been saying it was gay men who invented that.

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (Lw0q3)

347 Lesbian pedo. I think it is or was human instinct to not be comfortable having kids around gays and lesbians, we know something just isn't right with it. Today's parents actually insist on throwing their kids to the wolves.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (qH6FZ)

348 Biden trying to coerce oil companies to "lower prices", is full on commie bullshit. Impeach. now.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 22, 2022 03:43 PM (oWBc3)

349 #117

I came to the comments section just to praise that one line! Ace is most definitely a master.

Posted by: Not a postman but possibly postal at June 22, 2022 03:44 PM (fW39Z)

350 67 Florida has become the leading light in a nation increasingly plunging into darkness. It is the example for others to follow on policy, on messaging and communications, on political tactics. This country would be a meaningfully worse place without Florida under the leadership of Ron DeSantis.

And it was *this* close to being just another locked-down, hollowed-out, major shithole player under Gillum.

Talk about dodging a bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2022 03:02 PM (WWh8n)
****
And that's why I live here now. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at June 22, 2022 03:44 PM (1QBMw)

351 Biden trying to coerce oil companies to "lower prices", is full on commie bullshit. Impeach. now

In fairness, it is fun to watch

Posted by: Y5 at June 22, 2022 03:45 PM (p+LvP)

352 Somebody once told me there is no such thing as a gay black man. To be fair, I've never seen a black stripe on the pride flag. Is that racist?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I have seen the 'black power fist' flag done in rainbow colors. One of these flew in my 'hood for a while:

https://i.imgur.com/a/G1nbMJA

Maybe the home belonged to an interracial couple, but the only person I ever saw doing yardwork there was a white dude.

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2022 03:45 PM (P1f+c)

353 If you meet a guy named Richard Wrangler and he insist you refer to him as Dick just move on. (Real Story).

Posted by: puddinhead at June 22, 2022 03:45 PM (2graF)

354 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (Q/6pY)

355 >>307 Apparently lesbians can also be pedophiles.

https://tinyurl.com/nyv8pynk
Posted by: Sock Monkey

She's so ugly, every time her family wants a group photo they hand her the camera.

Posted by: Maj. Healey Who WIll Never Again Vote Republican at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (MkYsY)

356 272 Biden State Department Selects Blackrock Chairman Donilon to Oversee China Relations

No cause for concern there, folks. Just keep moving along. That's right, just keep moving.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (2Jd8G)

357 348 Biden trying to coerce oil companies to "lower prices", is full on commie bullshit.
---
I know it can't really happen, but I wish the oil companies would go Galt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (sWM8x)

358 A ZOD SIGHTING!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

359 He is really no different than someone who watches Big Bang Theory and says "I fucking love science!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

" the autotrops began to drool..."
Theme song tells you everything you need to know.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:47 PM (0kKVH)

360 >> 211 Bill Nye marries journalist. Surprise: she's a woman.
Did you see that picture where Bill Nye was leaning into the camera? It made his painfully large head look ENORMOUS.

Maybe it's a status thing among lefites.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 22, 2022 03:48 PM (uWF4x)

361 I think Jerry Nadler is as authentically a religious Jew as Pelosi is authentically a religious Catholic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2022 03:48 PM (FZ2cV)

362
She's so ugly, every time her family wants a group photo they hand her the camera.
Posted by: Maj. Healey Who WIll Never Again Vote Republican at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (MkYsY)

She's so ugly, your rear view mirror breaks when she pulls up behind you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Meanwhile, in NYC, the dauntless mayor issued this statement:

"Today, as we stand in the shadow of the Freedom Tower, we are freeing ourselves from these destructive piece of machinery that's on our streets," Adams added.

"They will be crushed today so they can never terrorize our city again, each and every one of them," he said. "They will be turned into scrap metal and eventually recycled."

What are these horrendous vehicles "terrorizing" NYC? Tanks? "Technicals" imported from Somalia? Low Riders? Supernatural cars like Christine?

No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (llsW/)

364 "In a written statement, Gillum and his lawyers proclaimed his innocence."

Yah, booy! You tell 'em.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett and Michael Avenatti at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (lf83v)

365 Biden trying to coerce oil companies to "lower prices", is full on commie bullshit. Impeach. now.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Biden wants the oil executives at a meeting with his energy Secretary Granholm. They want to pressure oil companies to produce more and don't make any icky profits. They really have no understanding how the real world works. That ought to be a hoot. I'd tell Biden and Granholm to pound sand which is probably where their talents lay.

Posted by: Andy the Dick at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

366 Unsalted butter > Imperial

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (0kKVH)

367 Joe Biden likes fresh-out-of-the-oven muffins.
Because muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.
Posted by: Fosbury

Whoa.

Posted by: Neo at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (P1f+c)

368 Off dick sock!

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2022 03:50 PM (oiNtH)

369 Judicial Watch put this up: Is this something?

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fneca

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2022 03:50 PM (ONvIw)

370 Off dick sock!
Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2022 03:50 PM (oiNtH)

Then you'll leave a mess!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

371 Off dick sock!
Posted by: Cheri

Just the punch line?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (bbjYL)

372 How do these Dems find out ahead of time they are going to be indicted?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (J5mGM)

373 >>I know it can't really happen, but I wish the oil companies would go Galt. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM (sWM8x)

You will exit your automobile. Fill your tank with the high-test, wash your windows, check your oil and tire pressure. Then you will purchase a 'hot dog' from the steam table inside the office, and you will place the hot dog in a 'bun' and ejaculate 'mustard' onto it from the keg, and you will pay for the gas and the 'hot dog.' Then you will kneel.

STANDARD ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (Q/6pY)

374 I think whoever invented the BJ was double-jointed at the waist.

Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

375 What are these horrendous vehicles "terrorizing" NYC? Tanks? "Technicals" imported from Somalia? Low Riders? Supernatural cars like Christine?

No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 03:49 PM (llsW/)

What the hell? How many people are riding dirt bikes or ATVs in NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (08ncd)

376 No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (69kaE)

377 How do these Dems find out ahead of time they are going to be indicted?
Posted by: TexasDan

FIB warns them, moose out front and all that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:52 PM (bbjYL)

378
How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (69kaE)

Well, NYC is becoming Mad Max, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

379 How do these Dems find out ahead of time they are going to be indicted?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (J5mGM)

Professional courtesy among the real crooks.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 22, 2022 03:52 PM (qH6FZ)

380 371 Off dick sock!
Posted by: Cheri

Don't hurt me! I'll pay the money! Here, take it!

Posted by: Richard Sock at June 22, 2022 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

381 "I think Jerry Nadler is as authentically a religious Jew as Pelosi is authentically a religious Catholic."

Yes. He comes from the little known 13th Tribe of Israel -- the Adiposytes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2022 03:53 PM (lf83v)

382 Somebody once told me there is no such thing as a gay black man.

Tell me you don't know any black men without telling me you don't know ANY black men.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:53 PM (69kaE)

383 NYC elites are the kind that find big pickups terrifying so who knows

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 03:53 PM (llsW/)

384 369 Judicial Watch put this up: Is this something?

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fneca
Posted by: CN at June 22, 2022 03:50 PM (ONvIw)

I stopped reading in the eighth line where it says this:

"the unprecedented deployment of federal agents to put down leftwing protests, "

Are these documents from this timeline?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 22, 2022 03:53 PM (cupoy)

385 STANDARD ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (Q/6pY)

Oh great Zod, can I use mayonnaise instead of mustard?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (PiwSw)

386 I'd just walked out of the bodega with my falafel when I was acosted by an ATV gang that ran me down and forced me to wear ugly British boots.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

387
No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So, what happens if I ride my street legal and AZ State licensed quad into NYC?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (bbjYL)

388 >>379 How do these Dems find out ahead of time they are going to be indicted? Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (J5mGM)

Pete Rose.

What can't Charlie Hustle do?

Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (Q/6pY)

389 Just two more days of Ms. Snipes counting “every vote” after the election and she would have crowned AG as Governor.

Posted by: EveR at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (MUpk6)

390 Doesn't everybody go on a meth and alcohol binger while getting your squeakhole pounded when you get a little stressed?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (HJcWr)

391 >>Oh great Zod, can I use mayonnaise instead of mustard?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 03:54 PM (PiwSw)

Duke's. "It's Got That Twang."

Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:55 PM (Q/6pY)

392 376 No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (69kaE)

NY is on a tear regarding motorcycles in general. Don't have a stock factory exhaust on your bike? Gee, too bad because you can't get your bike inspected now. All those Harleys with non-factory exhausts are screwed. And bike shops are hesitant to inspect bikes that they didn't sell. Passing a bike's inspection when it actually should have failed will result in heavy fines or the suspension/cancellation of your business license.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2022 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

393 He a good boy. He Dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Momma at June 22, 2022 03:55 PM (K9zuA)

394
NY is on a tear regarding motorcycles in general. Don't have a stock factory exhaust on your bike? Gee, too bad because you can't get your bike inspected now. All those Harleys with non-factory exhausts are screwed. And bike shops are hesitant to inspect bikes that they didn't sell. Passing a bike's inspection when it actually should have failed will result in heavy fines or the suspension/cancellation of your business license.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2022 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

There really is very little reason to live in NY anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

395

How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (69kaE)

About a hundred less now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:56 PM (bbjYL)

396 Damn. $2.85 per *mile* in fuel surcharges? Brutal. Prices are going to detonate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Where it's brutal is LTL.
(Less than a full truckload) It costs roughly the same to run a semi fully loaded vs half loaded in wear & tear.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:56 PM (69kaE)

397 After Blowback, John Cornyn Claims He Was Joking About Immigration Deal: ‘No Secret Amnesty Bill’

.. so it's half a turd

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2022 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

398 So, what happens if I ride my street legal and AZ State licensed quad into NYC?

Its illegal to ride on the streets.

There really is very little reason to live in NY anymore.

I mean, the shows and the food and the night life, what about that can you not get somewhere else without the psychotic government and goose stepping police?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 03:57 PM (llsW/)

399 STANDARD ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (Q/6pY)
.........

Generic ZOD?

Posted by: wth - non-menstruating person at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

400 384. It's a donk document on how to prevent Trump from using claims of fraud to stay in office. Quite a blueprint

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (ONvIw)

401 Democrat. He*ll probably be sentenced to fire bombing squad cars as community service.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (8ipN3)

402 376 No... dirt bikes and ATVs.

https://tinyurl.com/23zkae9t

Could there possibly be a more clear statement of elites vs normal people?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 22, 2022 03:51 PM (69kaE)
__________________________________

They bulldozed a 100 of them? A whole 100? There are THOUSANDS of them on the streets of NYC. They are a scourge and should all be burned. But guess what? Guess who predominantly are the riders and where? I'll give you a little tiny hint: it ain't affluent white people living uptown in Manhattan. They are a protected demographic and nothing happens to them. They swarm past cop cars like biker gangs going way over the speed limit, ignoring traffic lights, and without license plates. Cops don't do dick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

403 Let me guess, he's facing time because he failed the Party.
---

Apology aceepted, Captain Needa

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (zL564)

404 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 03:46 PM

*considers comment*

*considers modifier*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 03:58 PM (RkC6l)

405 How many dirt bikes and atv's are ON NYC streets to begin with.

How awful.

Hey, look! Home Depot is selling 171 ft. L Galvanized Steel 9 Gauge Wire for only $32.99.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2022 03:59 PM (lf83v)

406 >>All those Harleys with non-factory exhausts are screwed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2022 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

1. Stop smiling.
2. Remove the beard and the redneck wife from the tail.
3. No more sunglasses.
4. Alcoholics Anonymous.
5. Your 'leathers.' You will deposit them on the bonfire.
6. Tattoo removal.
7. Gender reassignment participation.
8. Girl-clothes.
9. Tricycle.
10. You may now play with your new friends.

Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 04:00 PM (Q/6pY)

407
Its illegal to ride on the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I can see a dirt bike being stopped and impounded because they are not street legal; but, a quad from another State which is street legal and licensed?
Seems like that would be one State not respecting another State's laws.
Can AZ stop all NY licensed cars from driving in AZ?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 04:00 PM (bbjYL)

408 Dirt Bikes of NYC would have probably been a big Broadway hit if they just could have convinced Marisa Tomei to play the lead.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 22, 2022 04:00 PM (gCRec)

409 >>> I mean, the shows and the food and the night life, what about that can you not get somewhere else without the psychotic government and goose stepping police?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 03:57 PM (llsW/)

Not with the same level of smug pretentious elitism.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 04:00 PM (rWGyP)

410 nood

Lyin'

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 04:01 PM (rWGyP)

411 They swarm past cop cars like biker gangs going way over the speed limit, ignoring traffic lights, and without license plates. Cops don't do dick.

It sounds like what you are saying is that NYC has problematic people and is trying to solve that by laws that ban things that they use rather than addressing the people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (llsW/)

412 yeah so Philly has the ATV problem too and we are like "this looks like a terrific idea" apparently.

basically the yutes all get together and storm city streets in like the hundreds. when COVID lockdowns started I saw them do this with normal bikes and some dirt bikes, but just HUGE groups. it was weird.

I can imagine how much weirder it is now with mostly dirt bikes and ATVs too.

I'm not sure if this is the right solution but I dunno. just part and parcel of a lawless city.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (w0NJk)

413 1. Stop smiling.
2. Remove the beard and the redneck wife from the tail.
3. No more sunglasses.
4. Alcoholics Anonymous.
5. Your 'leathers.' You will deposit them on the bonfire.
6. Tattoo removal.
7. Gender reassignment participation.
8. Girl-clothes.
9. Tricycle.
10. You may now play with your new friends.
Posted by: ZOD at June 22, 2022 04:00 PM

Zod is cruel, but just.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (RkC6l)

414 Somebody once told me there is no such thing as a gay black man.

Tell me you don't know any black men without telling me you don't know ANY black men.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

Had a black gay tax client. His husband was also black. And gay. To really screw with people's erroneous presumptions they were both die hard Republicans. They were an interesting pair and we are still friends.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (0kKVH)

415 He's still learning.

"Both face 19 counts of wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Each charge carries a maximum 20-year mandatory minimum." But that was only in the movies (The Firm), he thought.

Posted by: Lola at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (NIYa7)

416 "Mayor, gangs of Afghani immigrants keep breaking into stores with tire irons and stealing things!"

"Definitely ban tire irons"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 04:03 PM (llsW/)

417 If you don't change your politics, we'll just change your sex at No Choice Tranny Fun Camp.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 22, 2022 04:05 PM (m9062)

418 377 How do these Dems find out ahead of time they are going to be indicted?
Posted by: TexasDan

FIB warns them, moose out front and all that...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 03:52 PM (bbjYL)

Local US Attorney's office notifies the Dem politician's lawyer that they will be issuing an arrest warrant and tell them where the Dem can go to surrender to them so that there is no frogwalk.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 22, 2022 04:09 PM (HJcWr)

419 American Greatness!
If you cant make it, fake it!

Posted by: Joe Biden FAGA at June 22, 2022 04:09 PM (3weuU)

420 411 They swarm past cop cars like biker gangs going way over the speed limit, ignoring traffic lights, and without license plates. Cops don't do dick.

It sounds like what you are saying is that NYC has problematic people and is trying to solve that by laws that ban things that they use rather than addressing the people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2022 04:02 PM (llsW/)
_____________________________________________

Easier to ban the thing than ban the person doing the thing, especially when the person doing the thing is part of a protected class. But as I have said before, this kind of criminal and disruptive conduct limited to the poorer areas like the South Bronx. It doesn't happen in places where the politicians and decision-makers live. So they don't give a shit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 22, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

421 I wondered when we would hear from "That Guy" again...what with Dims reelecting Massachusetts Lion-Size Liar of the Senate, Teddy's Search and Rescue again and again, (imagine what the left would do with Trump, had he left a dying woman in a sunken car and walked home to go to sleep.)

It won't stop "That Guy" being eligible for high office, he comes with all the high value victim bonafides, and us yokels need lectured how we must live, raise our kids, trade in our cars for bus passes, properly pronounce pronouns for every tattooed, pierced, green-haired, pencil-armed pervert within reach of a cat litter box.

Posted by: Ju at June 22, 2022 04:22 PM (aTmM/)

422 "Then you will purchase a 'hot dog' from the steam table inside the office, and you will place the hot dog in a 'bun' and ejaculate 'mustard' onto it from the keg, and you will pay for the gas and the 'hot dog.' "

A real Emperor of Gasland would demand you buy and eat the week-old Sushi.

Then you can kneel before the porcelain throne.

Posted by: Boswell at June 22, 2022 04:26 PM (5iUNf)

423 Mayra Flores speaks before the House for the first time:

https://tinyurl.com/3627bpzr

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

424 Wonder which faction in the Democratic Party finds him inconvenient.

Posted by: Art Deco at June 22, 2022 06:02 PM (1BrBu)

425 "This report is inaccurate. It makes it look like he wasn't the OD victim, when in fact he was. The rentboy called the police because he was concerned that Gillium might die."

IIRC, the rent boy called a local doctor who is something of a friend or patron. The doctor shows up and sees the mess in the hotel room and he calls 911.

Posted by: Art Deco at June 22, 2022 06:08 PM (1BrBu)

426 Re House seat: I think the evil witch, not Gillum, is running for the state legislature.
....Also, NBC got the sentencing guidelines wrong: It's not a 20-year *minimum* per count, but a 20-year Max. So Gillum and witch will probably get probation.

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