Disney's Stock Price Has Lost 50% of Its Value After Year of Leftwing Political Electioneering and Badly-Received Woke Programming

The Mouse that squeaked.


Get woke, go broke.

According to Bounding Into Comics, the new Ms. Marvel show on Disney+ has been released with the lowest viewership numbers the streaming service has seen yet. A total of 775,000 households tuned in to watch the new Marvel outing in its first five days, but that's dangerously low compared to other shows such as Moon Knight (1.8 million), Hawkeye (1.5 million), Loki (2.5 million), and WandaVision (1.6 million).

This isn't to mention the flops that were the live-action "Mulan" and "Eternals" movies, the former of which was greeted with mass controversy since it literally thanks the organization tied to a concentration camp for Uyghur Muslims. Fan reactions to Kenobi have been mixed, but many (including yours truly) consider it to be a massive insult to the fans.

This isn't even mentioning that Disney/Star Wars led a campaign to call its own fans racist before the release of Kenobi.

Disney has done what it could to drive away its audience in order to embrace a political message that the majority of America isn't buying.

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Disney just released Buzz Lightyear, a Pixar animated movie about the character from the Toy Story franchise (or... is it?), aimed at young children.

Obviously, if you're making that kind of movie, there's only one thing that's missing: a gay kiss.

The movie has been banned in fourteen countries, because Disney insisted on sticking a lesbian kiss into a movie aimed a very young children.

Disney has long been inserting gay shit into stuff aimed at children. And then they cut it out of foreign releases, for countries that don't like gay shit the way Disney's gay activist employees like gay shit.

The trouble this time is that Disney's gay activist employees insisted that there could be no cutting -- this time, the gratuitous gay kiss must go global.

It is pride month, after all.


The new Pixar animated film Lightyear has become the latest battleground for LGBTQ+ rights. The movie -- which is a prequel to the highly successful Toy Story saga -- has been banned from 14 countries for including a same-sex kiss. This means that countries in the Middle East such as Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait, as well as a handful of Asian nations, will not be screening one of the most anticipated movies of the summer.

The movie features a character called Alisha Hawthorne, who is in a relationship with a woman. In the scene in question, Hawthorne briefly kisses her partner. In 2006, executives at Disney, the parent company of Pixar, asked for this same scene to be cut from the movie. When this decision was revealed in March, it sparked fierce backlash. Hundreds of Disney workers signed a letter calling on the entertainment giant to take a tougher stand in defending LGBTQ+ rights. The workers not only criticized the censorship of the scene, they also demanded that Disney publicly denounce the so-called "Don't Say Gay" law in Florida. This measure, which was proposed by Republicans in the state, prohibits class discussion about sexual orientation and gender identity until students are at least nine years old.

"We at Pixar have personally witnessed beautiful stories, full of diverse characters, come back from Disney corporate reviews shaved down to crumbs of what they once were," the letter sent to Disney CEO Bob Chapek stated. In response, Chapek promised to take a more active role in defending LGBTQ+ rights, and as a sign of this, he ordered the same-sex scene in Lightyear to be put back in the film.

And how did this latest #Woke bomb do at the box office?

Well, it bombed. Buzz Lightyear was projected to sell between $70 and $85 million in tickets.

Instead, it sold a paltry $50.6 million in ticket.

And it performed much more poorly than Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

The Hollywood Reporter blames this partly on "rightwing politicians."

In early January of this year, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 set off a loud boom at the domestic box office when opening to $72.1 million in theaters. Paramount insiders estimated that nearly 60 percent of the audience on opening weekend were kids and parents, proving that families were indeed willing to set aside concerns about the ongoing pandemic and return to theaters. Hollywood and theater owners breathed a huge sigh of relief.

But when Pixar and Disney's Toy Story spinoff Lightyear debuted in cinemas over Father's Day weekend, only about 38 percent of those turning out were families, helping to explain why the movie launched to $50.6 million, instead of an expected $70 million to $85 million....


By Sunday night of the June 17-19 weekend, everyone in Hollywood was asking the same question, since the opening couldn't be pinned only on the pandemic: What happened?

Yeah, why did so few families show up for a Lesbian Kiss Cartoon?

What a mystery!


Disney insiders privately point to mixed reviews from critics -- at least for a Pixar offering -- less-than-rave audience scores, as well as marketing and brand confusion.

Pixar movies have always been known for attracting both younger and older adults who don't have kids, but the family turnout for Lightyear was notably light.

...

Nor did it help that Lightyear became a political punching bag for conservative Republican lawmakers when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection" following the uproar over Disney CEO Bob Chapek's handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill.

Following the movie's opening over Father's Day weekend, U.S. Representative Jim Jordan (Ohio), who is the minority ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee and has 2.8 million followers, tweeted on June 21, "Buzz Lightyear went woke. Disney went broke."

How did Jordan's tweet, coming after the weekend box office had been tallied, affect the weekend box office, Hollywood Reporter?

Does he have a time machine like I don't?

And a verified Twitter account for the GOP Judiciary Committee boasting more than 223,000 followers followed by tweeting, "make Toy Story great again."


There's no hard-and-fast evidence proving that the political conversation hurt Lightyear, although the film did underindex by a fairly large margin in the midwest, according to a source with access to Comscore regional data.

Maybe parents just don't want to take kids to see movies that expose them to alternative sexualities before they're even old enough to understand the basic one.

And maybe kids just don't want to go to a theater to see gay propaganda.

They get enough of that at school, don't they?

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM




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1 Wut

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2022 06:27 PM (cknjq)

2 Child grooming doesn't pay well it seems.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:27 PM (QSjkU)

3 Buncha pervs...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2022 06:28 PM (jTmQV)

4 Whoopsie!

Posted by: Squid at June 22, 2022 06:28 PM (Co1S9)

5 Approaches new thread with caution, pokes with stick, runs away....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 06:29 PM (5pTK/)

6 The Mouse that squeaked.


I'm too big

Posted by: Beto! at June 22, 2022 06:30 PM (786Ro)

7 The mousaliph takes a fall. Too much content creation concentrated in one company. Too easy to corrupt

Posted by: IanDeal at June 22, 2022 06:30 PM (MGjjz)

8 Shouldn't the post include "squeakhole" somewhere? 'Cause it sure seems that's what Disney did to itself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)

9 Great. Now, how do we do this to the RINOs?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 22, 2022 06:30 PM (R0Tis)

10 It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (ym/da)

11 Good. DIAF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (zB/T/)

12 LOLGF

Posted by: ballistic at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (oXNqT)

13 My kids HS band is going to Disney in October...
not happy about it or paying for it... for 2 kids.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (UUBmN)

14 Yay. I hope they die before they do the gay Fantasia remake.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (vrz2I)

15 I'm glad Walt Disney isn't around to see what they've done to his dream.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (QSjkU)

16 So, the mouse is taking it in the ass?

Terrible, and ironic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (RkC6l)

17 "... everyone in Hollywood was asking the same question, since the opening couldn't be pinned only on the pandemic: What happened?"

C'mon, man. It's Putin!

Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

18 I have spent so much a DW. Fuck them!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (yrol0)

19 Saw an article that Disney plans to double down on the woke crap. Hope they double down on suffering a crappy stock price.

Posted by: Squid at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (Co1S9)

20 I know I'm a broken record on this shit but the sooner everyone even nominally "on the right" quits giving their money to Hollywood studios that HATE THEM, the sooner we can get this national reckoning over with.

Posted by: ballistic at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (oXNqT)

21 Thought we were leaving, by the way, Not quite yet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (5pTK/)

22 Time to buy their stock?/s

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (kf6Ak)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (arJlL)

24 Go woke, go broke, you jump face first into politics and you reap the consequences. It couldn't happen to a nicer company.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (bVYXr)

25 "The Mouse that squeaked."

I think you meant squealed.

As he was bent over the steamboat rail in one of their new productions.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (yrCUI)

26 Please make the mouse go tits up

Please make the mouse go tits up

Please make the mouse go tits up

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (sJHOI)

27 Willowed:

I was looking up New Hampshire. Low taxes? Constitutional.Carry?
Why are they libs?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 06:28 PM (kf6Ak)


Too many Massholes colonizing the place.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (2JVJo)

28 Bless.Their.Hearts.

Posted by: desertgardens at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (MtQEC)

29 No mention by the msm that the right is also welll aware that Tim Allen was replaced as Buzz because of his political views.

Disney doesn't want conservatives to work there, they just want us to buy the output.

Drop dead Mickey.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (H/fWo)

30 Disney would make more money if it stopped trying to make new movies and just re-released its old ones on a 7-year repeating cycle.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (dYe5S)

31 Matterhorn was the first continuous tube rail ride. 1959

Imagineers are pretty fucking smart. Hope they go other places!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (yrol0)

32 Doesn’t that “handful of Asian countries,” include China?

Posted by: Shickel at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (95bjB)

33 Make sure placate the gay people with no kids and have no intention of seeing an animated Pixar movie.

Reminds me of churches doing things like putting Pride flags up. I'm sure the pews are full of gay people on Sunday morning.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (/Mfjh)

34 During Pride Month?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (llON8)

35 Time for a faggot Steamboat Willie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (QSjkU)

36 Politics is downstream of culture, and the culture is turning because the left can't fucking help themselves.

Turns out that adults are willing to be real tolerant of whatever deviant bullshit other adults want to do in their own lives, but they're not very tolerant at all when the deviants come for the kids.

Come get some, freakos.

Posted by: ballistic at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (oXNqT)

37 Soursops are good. Mix them with citrus and some ginger.
My kid likes the Bad Guys movie. The comic books are not but Mr Wolf is a wuss. I hope they don't do a Pig The Pug movie because UPN already has the French Mighty Mike series

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (b+v9B)

38 My seven year old kid was watching a Dreamworks show called, "3Below: Tales of Arcadia." It's a computer animated sci-fi cartoon. The main characters are a royal family that are deposed in a coup who escape to earth and are followed by bounty hunters blah blah blah.

Well, I'm watching with him and it's pretty uninspired stuff. As a comet is hurtling toward earth, some of the aliens are working on a laser to split the comet. It cuts to a crowd shot of fearful people, and two women suddenly grab hands, look at each other, and kiss goodbye.

Fucking hell. I didn't notice any other gay shit and I didn't see it coming soon enough to warn my kid.

They just have to put this shit everywhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (kDGvA)

39 "giving their money to Hollywood studios that HATE THEM"

One of the reasons I don't care anything about seeing Topgun.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (vrz2I)

40 Meanwhile, Top Gun: Maverick is doing well.

I'm expecting the latest installment of Mission Impossible to do well.

Gosh, I wonder what both of those moves may have in common, other than Tom Cruise?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (5pTK/)

41 I know I'm a broken record on this shit but the sooner everyone even nominally "on the right" quits giving their money to Hollywood studios that HATE THEM, the sooner we can get this national reckoning over with.
Posted by: ballistic at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (oXNqT)


I say the same thing about sportsball.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (2JVJo)

42 Schadenfreude sounds pretty low and petty, until you have self-righteous elites, who celebrate crushing all you have known as civilization, in your face about how unpopular and powerless you are, fall on bad times.

Then it makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (krQz2)

43 Does he have a time machine like I don't?


Ace maintaining opsec, I see.

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (786Ro)

44 Nor did it help that Lightyear became a political punching bag for conservative Republican lawmakers when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection" following the uproar over Disney CEO Bob Chapek's handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill.

There's those Republicans pouncing and seizing again, and now punching. It's not the fault of Disney for forcing that stuff down potential audience's throats, it's the fault of anyone who doesn't like that stuff.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (6RgRK)

45 I am trying to work corn into a reply but I gots nuthin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

46 Reminds me of churches doing things like putting Pride flags up. I'm sure the pews are full of gay people on Sunday morning.
Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (/Mfjh)

Why not just preach Jesus?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (yrol0)

47 when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection"
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'Same-gender'? How do they know that they are the same gender? The same people tell us that genders cannot be determined by observers. By their standard, how would a movie watcher know?

It's as if all ghey-oriented claims are made-up bullshit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (R6ndO)

48 Didn't the whole woke thing start years ago because many of the animators and creators were gay, and Disney continually appeased them, not realizing the beast couldn't be satiated?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (yrCUI)

49 Too many Massholes colonizing the place.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM

Very much this.

Portsmouth is as pinko as Cambridge. Although one of my conservative buds just moved to Southern NH. So it isn't always a negative thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (RkC6l)

50 I'm glad Walt Disney isn't around to see what they've done to his dream.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (QSjkU)

They better keep him frozen.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

51 Why not just preach Jesus?

Too easy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (Bd6X8)

52 42 Schadenfreude sounds pretty low and petty, until you have self-righteous elites, who celebrate crushing all you have known as civilization, in your face about how unpopular and powerless you are, fall on bad times.

Then it makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (krQz2)

Schadenfreude is not just a river in Germany!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (yrol0)

53 Cool, and, now, officially, we're leaving!

Yay!

Later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (5pTK/)

54 Drunk, not the way to go through life.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (gktX6)

55 Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear. The wokesters cancelled him for his politics.

It wasn't rightwing politicians. People are done with woke cancelling.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

56 There's no hard-and-fast evidence proving that the political conversation hurt Lightyear, although the film did underindex by a fairly large margin in the midwest,

It woulda been a smash hit if not for them filthy Scandis!

Posted by: Hollyweird Reeporter at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (786Ro)

57 I read about this in the sidebar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (LvTSG)

58 "Nor did it help that Lightyear became a political punching bag for conservative Republican lawmakers..."

Newsflash: No one gives a crap that Republican (or any) lawmakers have an opinion on this. People who pay for their own attendance can evaluate crap (and grooming, too) they don't want on their own. The suckage is its own worst enemy. Well, that and The Woke.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

59 It makes me sad this has happened to Disney, TBH. They were a huge part of my life, both personal and professional for many years. I even got to know and work with Marc Davis, one of Disney's Nine Old Men. But that company no longer exists. Their "imagineers" no longer do it for the joy of creating and entertaining. I have a huge Disneyana collection, much of it vintage.

TBH, Disney was always just a bit woke. They always tried to introduce Americans to new cultures - but at least their heart was in the right place most of the time.

I had said probably 25+ years ago if I ever got a tattoo, it would be of Donald Duck. Even when I could see the woke coming, I always figured they'd leave their heritage characters alone - simply because they had been bogged down by creation by committee, not single group or people allowed to work on that IP. Now? I have little doubt they'll make Minnie a lesbian, and Goofy transsexual. And soon, because the entire company will be on board.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (zB/T/)

60 You've got the gay kiss. And you've got Tim Allen not being the voice of Buzz Lightyear. And you've got the new voice being a leftwing douchebag and calling people idiots. I would love it if they started pushing "Chris Evans calls muslims 'idiots.."

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (vMCab)

61 >>>>Time for a faggot Steamboat Willie.

Steam Room Willie

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

62 It woulda been a smash hit if not for them filthy Scandis!
Posted by: Hollyweird Reeporter at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (786Ro)

The iceholes!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (yrol0)

63 Before celebrating too much consider warner brothers is down 45% over the past year as well. Paramount is diwn 40%. So its not just Disney, its entertainment in general.

Oh wait shit that is cause for celebration!!! Woo hoo.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (OalnH)

64 Disney hasn’t made a decent film since their Herbie Days/

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (rzOL9)

65 Buzz LiteQueer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (QSjkU)

66 > Disney would make more money if it stopped trying to make new movies and just re-released its old ones on a 7-year repeating cycle.

In theaters? Nobody goes to the theater anymore. They used to put their movies "in the vault" and not sell them for a while, then release them for sale for a limited time. If they tried that on their streaming service, I think it would hurt their subscription numbers.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (kDGvA)

67 The next shareholders meeting is gonna be lit.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (cknjq)

68 41 I know I'm a broken record on this shit but the sooner everyone even nominally "on the right" quits giving their money to Hollywood studios that HATE THEM, the sooner we can get this national reckoning over with.
Posted by: ballistic at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (oXNqT)

I say the same thing about sportsball.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2022 06:34 PM (2JVJo)
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Find a way to watch without paying, if you really need to partake.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

69 The companies that are spinning off "green" subsidiaries like Ford with "Ford Blue" for their EV line-up are doing so in my opinion as a hedge against taking down the entire company with this bullshit. If, as many expect, the EV push from the government causes major disruptions in the transportation sector these companies have a fall back. For now.

The almighty dollar reigns supreme even today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (BFigT)

70 >>> 47 when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection"
-----

'Same-gender'? How do they know that they are the same gender? The same people tell us that genders cannot be determined by observers. By their standard, how would a movie watcher know?

It's as if all ghey-oriented claims are made-up bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (R6ndO)

Are you a biologist???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (llON8)

71 Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear. The wokesters cancelled him for his politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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And as somebody pointed out Allen's politics aren't really all the right-wing either.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (krQz2)

72 Schadenboner >>Schadenfreude!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)

73 55 Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear. The wokesters cancelled him for his politics.
__________________

Like subbing out Sean Connery for Roger Moore. No thank you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (fs1hN)

74 The bubble around Hollywood is as thick as the one around DC.
Clueless

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (anj39)

75 Buzz, Andy's mom's toys have the same names as us!

Posted by: Woody at June 22, 2022 06:39 PM (4I/2K)

76 I had started earlier that Obiwan show was almost good. Well I finally caught a few episodes sober. They were much worse than I realized. The final episode was tolerable, but that's faint praise.

Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2022 06:39 PM (k7+BO)

77 A friend of mine recently went on a multigenerational family vacation. The kids were given the choice of Disney World or a lake in Oklahoma. The kids chose the lake.

I'm so proud of them!

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2022 06:39 PM (6RgRK)

78 Everything associated with Disney is now complete garbage, dominated by LGBTQ++++ bullshit.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 22, 2022 06:39 PM (S7une)

79 It isn't just Disney's movies.
They went woke on all their owned tv/film properties (ABC, ESPN, Touchstone, Marvel, Lucasfilm, A&E, The history channel, Lifetime, Pixar, Hollywood Records, Vice Media (10%), Disney+ and Core publishing.
And then their are all the physical disney worlds.

I noted Disneyland was in wokeland long ago when friends went and found it was gay-night. Unadvertised many families had paid money and then found gay-night instead of Walt's dream land for their kids (this was in the era of the E ticket rides).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (WAbsG)

80 I liked Up, and that movie with the lizard, so I guess I like some Pixar.

Wait, was Rango a Pixar movie?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

81 69 The companies that are spinning off "green" subsidiaries like Ford with "Ford Blue" for their EV line-up are doing so in my opinion as a hedge against taking down the entire company with this bullshit. If, as many expect, the EV push from the government causes major disruptions in the transportation sector these companies have a fall back. For now.

The almighty dollar reigns supreme even today.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (BFigT)

Biden says we are taking 10 of millions of cars off the road!

*looks up hush puppies stock*

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (yrol0)

82 65 Buzz LiteQueer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Heh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (kf6Ak)

83 Disney is on a suicide mission. The first thing that got to move on from Disney is them buying up franchises, killing them off, and the reinventing in ways the original franchises never considered, as for the current Buzz Light Year movie and Obi Wan series make clear. They are disasters from an exploitation perspective but then add all the gay, down your throat, propaganda. So done with Disney which is redundant as I have been done with them for 20 years.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (I2ixy)

84 Tim Allen got the boot from Disney years ago when little Dis (ABC) cancelled Home Improvement

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (cknjq)

85 I owned some Disney stock for a few years (not much, 5 shares). Had I sold it at it's high point, I would have made about $250. When I did sell, I made about $75. Had I sold now, I'd have lost money.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (CAJOC)

86 Give me a choice between a week in a Sap Paolo favela or DW and its a tough choice.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (OalnH)

87 What the actual f#@%?

Posted by: Thawed out Walt at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (pf2Vy)

88 Earthers say that gender is a "social construct".

So, what would it say if alien beings lightyears away had similar constructs to go with similar genders?

Also, "Pride" is a social construct, so does that mean we can just construct our own personal "social" constructs?

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (krQz2)

89 Sorry, source for that last post:
https://nofilmschool.com/ What-does-Disney-own

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (WAbsG)

90 lin-duh, do the kids really want to go? Is this a a band performance or simply a party for the kids? Have you already paid anything non-refundable?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (llON8)

91 Disturbing, the ego. The gumption to normalize alien sex.

Use to. That would get you shot by any normal person.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (Htl8g)

92 65 Buzz LiteQueer. Posted by: Xipe Totec

Close the comment thread after comment 65. Nothing more need be said.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (I2ixy)

93 This thread is going nowhere good. I'm calling in the MEDEVAC.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (yrCUI)

94 People always noticed that Disney snuck in stuff that didn't have to be there. The assumption was that this woke compliance. The reality is that these are woke active measures.
Also, Disney's stock fell over 60% during the Arab oil embargo. So, there should be continued weakness in Disney as there film product sucks and their gate revenue does too.
But then, isn't that a woke active measure also?

Posted by: william ferrin at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (zLnXY)

95 "They get enough of that at school, don't they?"

And at church. And every TV show. And on sports TV. And in every commercial. And on their cereal boxes. And in their comic books.

Maybe they want to watch something where they can just relax and escape all the Homosexual Morality Education just once in a while!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (M9XmQ)

96
>>>>Time for a faggot Steamboat Willie.

Steam Room Willie
Posted by: Mark1971


With a live action Bette Midler.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

97 Wait, was Rango a Pixar movie?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
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Pretty sure that was Dreamworks.

(Great movie).

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (krQz2)

98 Disney has two money makers in their entertainment division right now: Marvel and their live action remakes of their animated classics.

The cracks are forming in the Marvel firewall, though Dr. Strange 2 is going to get close to a billion dollars and Thor 4 is definitely going to break a billion. Everything else is underperforming and streaming is not the money maker everyone thought it was, especially when you're spending $100 million on an 8 episode show that a few million people watch in one month and then never again. Eternals bombed as well.

The next live action remake will be The Little Mermaid where they intentionally hired a black woman to play Ariel as a "own the cons" move.

If Disney wants its entertainment division to remain in good finances, things are going to have to change pretty quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

99 My favorite Buzz is when he was accidentally switched to Spanish mode

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (kf6Ak)

100 Why not just preach Jesus?

Too easy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Nope.

Too difficult.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (u6s3z)

101 94 People always noticed that Disney snuck in stuff that didn't have to be there. The assumption was that this woke compliance. The reality is that these are woke active measures.
Also, Disney's stock fell over 60% during the Arab oil embargo. So, there should be continued weakness in Disney as there film product sucks and their gate revenue does too.
But then, isn't that a woke active measure also?
Posted by: william ferrin at June 22, 2022 06:41 PM (zLnXY)

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Take out more 0 percent interest loans in the perpetual low interest environment?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (LvTSG)

102 When do the shareholder lawsuits begin? I want to make sure I have enough popcorn

Posted by: the Butcher at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (QEsfM)

103 > And as somebody pointed out Allen's politics aren't really all the right-wing either.

On Home Improvement, Allen was a punching bag for his woke wife.

On Last Man Standing, his super-woke, fey, son in law usually got far more air time for his bullshit ideology than Allen did. Allen would get a couple shots back, but he usually wasn't actually articulating an ideology. He was just taking shots at the kid's naivete or his hypocrisy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (kDGvA)

104 55 Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear. The wokesters cancelled him for his politics.

It wasn't rightwing politicians. People are done with woke cancelling.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)



I know this is a talking point, and maybe at Pixar it did play into it some. But apparently Allen is doing a Santa Clause series for Disney Plus, so he isn't really cancelled. But even if its a simple case that they wanted a younger actor to be the voice for the "real" Buzz Lightyear instead of the "toy" Buzz Lightyear, to everyone else Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear and they want to hear his voice as the character. You know, sort of like how people really wanted to hear the voice of Peter Cullen coming out of Optimus Prime. Even though the movie came out 20 years after the cartoon.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (vMCab)

105 97 Wait, was Rango a Pixar movie?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
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Pretty sure that was Dreamworks.

(Great movie).
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (krQz2)

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Nickelodeon, actually. Directed by Gore Verbinski.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (LvTSG)

106 >>> 98 Disney has two money makers in their entertainment division right now: Marvel and their live action remakes of their animated classics.

The cracks are forming in the Marvel firewall, though Dr. Strange 2 is going to get close to a billion dollars and Thor 4 is definitely going to break a billion. Everything else is underperforming and streaming is not the money maker everyone thought it was, especially when you're spending $100 million on an 8 episode show that a few million people watch in one month and then never again. Eternals bombed as well.

The next live action remake will be The Little Mermaid where they intentionally hired a black woman to play Ariel as a "own the cons" move.

If Disney wants its entertainment division to remain in good finances, things are going to have to change pretty quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

LOL

Posted by: Hollywood "accounting" and tax breaks at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (llON8)

107 Tim Allen is Buzz Lightyear. The wokesters cancelled him for his politics.
It wasn't rightwing politicians. People are done with woke cancelling.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)


The thing is, they made it pretty clear in TS1 that there was no backstory to Buzz, no more than Woody. I suppose it's just vague enough they could say that though. But the reasoning as to why Tim couldn't voice Buzz makes even less sense when you think about it. Regardless, the homo kiss aside, this was done to drag Buzz down. He's overshadowed by the powerful womyn. Why would they even make a toy of him, instead of Izzy? Oh that's right, the patriarchy. I'm sure we'll have another movie about that, or at least a short.

Pixar ran out of ideas over 2 decades ago, all the great movies came from a single meeting in the early 90's. They've been running on fumes for almost 20 years. And obviously they've switched to ethanol.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (zB/T/)

108 14 Yay. I hope they die before they do the gay Fantasia remake.
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You and me both, brother.

Posted by: The Sorcerer's Apprentice at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (sWM8x)

109 106 LOL
Posted by: Hollywood "accounting" and tax breaks at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (llON

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"lol right back at ya..."
-Rising interest rates

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (LvTSG)

110 I think Disney has looked at the demographics and decided that most of the people who knew them as Family Friendly are now dead or dying... So they get to steer their ship into the progressive rocks as fast as they want....

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (5AVMW)

111 Disney has always been against normal female representation; First off, all the princess shit. Say it long enough and the little girls actually grow up to believe they are Princesses. This is real life. Secondly, Disney kills off damn near every Mother in their pics - Bambi's Mom, Nemo's Mom, Cinderella's Mom, Sleeping Beauty's Mom, Snow White, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Jasmine's Mom in Aladdin - and more.

Disney is asshoe.

Posted by: Tonypete on the road at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (pTyJa)

112 I walked i to a fast food joint yesterday that was festooned with rainbows. And walked right the fuck out. Never to go back.

You want to cater to 5% of the population and tell 70% to fuck off? Cool man. Good luck.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (OalnH)

113 Why not just preach Jesus?

Too easy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Nope.
Too difficult.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM

As someone said, Christianity hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and not tried.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (RkC6l)

114 110 I think Disney has looked at the demographics and decided that most of the people who knew them as Family Friendly are now dead or dying... So they get to steer their ship into the progressive rocks as fast as they want....
Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (5AVMW)

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Toys 'R Us went this route too. I'm sure their demo has shifted older because of the purchase of Marvel and Star Wars, but this effort is older than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

115 Pixar ran out of ideas over 2 decades ago, all the great movies came from a single meeting in the early 90's. They've been running on fumes for almost 20 years. And obviously they've switched to ethanol.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V

Still fortified with DOS 6.0 (as an upgrade).

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (I2ixy)

116 "The LORD will keep you from all harm- he will watch over your life; the LORD will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore. "

Psalm 121:7-8

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (yrCUI)

117 108 14 Yay. I hope they die before they do the gay Fantasia remake.
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You and me both, brother.
Posted by: The Sorcerer's Apprentice at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (sWM8x)

A magic broomstick? interesting. - Groomer Central @ Disney

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (Ti+Tv)

118 Why are plastic toys engaged in acts of intimacy?

Completely idiotic. In fairness, my instincts on this shit are usually wrong.

Which is why this may be an opportune time to grab some discounted stock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (0ocXn)

119 Nope.

Too difficult.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (u6s3z)

You need about 3 verses

J 3:16
R 3:10
E 2:8-10

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (yrol0)

120 Preference cascade?

Still hopin’ and dreamin’.

Posted by: Mitch Mitchell at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (EuCrk)

121 It looks like Republicans have POUNCED on not seeing this Lightyear movie.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (04j/N)

122 Messing around with my Roku device tonight. I did not know there is a free NHRA Channel on Roku Channel. In fact, there is a lot of neat time-wasting channels on the Roku Channel. Watching the 1983 Cajun Nationals.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (sAmhv)

123 I'm baffled that people think that Disney movies should affirm and celebrate their lifestyle choices.

Back when I was 29, I sure wouldn't have taken my kids to a movie in which one of the characters was a drunk who really enjoyed banging crazy women on the side. And I never walked out of the theater after seeing a Disney movie thinking, "That would have been soooo much better with a good drunk sex scene or two, and I'm offended that they didn't have that in there."

Posted by: Furious George at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (9vQJW)

124 Yeah my kids joke about Disney movies hating mothers. I wonder if Walt had some issues with mommy? It is odd how many movies had a dead mom as part of the story. I guess the source material does as well, but still.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (OalnH)

125 As someone said, Christianity hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and not tried.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:45 PM (RkC6l)
True Christianity is so difficult as to be beyond mortal man. Thus the need for a Savior.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (QSjkU)

126 118 Why are plastic toys engaged in acts of intimacy?

Dunno.

Posted by: Every dildo on every nightstand at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM (Ti+Tv)

127 Good

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB8)

128 You want to cater to 5% of the population and tell 70% to fuck off? Cool man. Good luck.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (OalnH)

less than 2% on a good day

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (yrol0)

129 Wait, was Rango a Pixar movie?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
Pretty sure that was Dreamworks.
(Great movie).
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:42 PM (krQz2)
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Nickelodeon, actually. Directed by Gore Verbinski.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:43 PM (LvTSG)


Rango is wonderful. I could watch that a hundred times, and still see something new. One of the few things I can tolerate late-era Depp in. That movie could never be made today, and it's only been a decade. But, I HATE supporting Nickelodeon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (zB/T/)

130 OK, I’m no film expert, but here goes,

Sean Connery was in the Hitchcock film “Marnie.”

He was also in “Darbie O’Gill and the Little People,” which I believe was a Disney film.

Are there any other actors/actresses with a direct connection from Hitchcock to Disney?

(And I’m not saying that Walt directed the latter film, just that his studio produced it, so that there is a link, via Sean, with Hitchcock.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (rzOL9)

131 One thing I appreciated about Maverick, it wasn't a Mary-Sue bait-and-switch.

The gal pilot was competent and all, but she didn't save Maverick and Rooster and show Maverick what real piloting is.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (krQz2)

132 As someone said, Christianity hasn't been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and not tried.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Chesterton

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (XBf3S)

133 I do not understand the point of these "go woke go broke" stories about Disney. Do you really think Disney management cares that the stock price is tanking? Disney still is making plenty o' cash to pay exorbitant salaries for the upper management at the top of the food pyramid. So what that shareholders are being pummeled? So what that half of the audience is angry? Disney execs are making money while, and this is the good part for them, polluting the culture with woke propaganda. Smells like victory for them. (Sorry for the buzzkill) (Or, should I say, sorry for the Buzz Lightyear kill)

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (5Pci1)

134 What the actual f#@%?

Posted by: Thawed out Walt at June 22, 2022 06:40 PM (pf2Vy)



I know right?

Posted by: Ted Williams - unthawed during MLB Pride month at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (786Ro)

135
How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

136 Walt Disney was allegedly a racist. Buena Vista Films made "soft" pr0n for teens. Even the vaunted Lion King cartoon had subliminal pervert material baked in.

Screw 'em all. Let 'em die broke.

Posted by: setnaffa at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (ud6pL)

137 The LBGTQ community continues to be an incredibly small market segment in this country. Even with their 'straight but liberal' friends as allies, that still barely competes with the Korean American population in this country.

So you have major corporations, who are supposedly in this for profit, sacrificing their major customer base for the most minor of minor customer bases (no pun intended).

That's political and driven by forces larger than the company's board of directors, because no sane board would kill its customer base to push propaganda that a vast majority of this country rejects.

So the question is, who is Big Gay, and is it just part of a larger Big 'insert Social Movement' global cabal?

Destabilize the family to weaken the country is a tenet of our enemies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (4bYcn)

138 135
How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

All woke women instead of the dudes!

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 06:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

139 They knew Gillum was a criminal about 8 years ago when I moved to TLH. FDLC were pussies! They had the goods on him!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (yrol0)

140 Disney is, was and always will be pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

141 It looks like Republicans have POUNCED on not seeing this Lightyear movie.
Posted by: Kustie The Klown at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM

Dude...it's after Memorial Day. We seize now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (RkC6l)

142 141 It looks like Republicans have POUNCED on not seeing this Lightyear movie.
Posted by: Kustie The Klown at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM

Dude...it's after Memorial Day. We seize now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (RkC6l)

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At least I get to still wear white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (LvTSG)

143 > People always noticed that Disney snuck in stuff that didn't have to be there.

Can you think of examples from their top classics like Snow White, Cinderella, Pinocchio, Little Mermaid, Bambi, Peter Pan, Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, etc?

I can't really think of anything in those movies that is obviously lefty social pressure crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:49 PM (kDGvA)

144 133

At the very top, compensation includes a lot of stock. When the price tanks 50% that is several million dollars of lost compensation. So yeah they do care.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (OalnH)

145 How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)
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And the guys decide that sex with hillbillies really isn't so bad.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (krQz2)

146 49
Portsmouth is as pinko as Cambridge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (RkC6l)
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I lived there 1974-5 and didn't notice, but then I wasn't looking and those were different times. Nixon was supposed to be a bad guy. Old people back then seemed stuck up snobs, those born there.
Is it pinko because of MIT and Harvard?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

147 I saw Deliverance in theatre when released. I hated it. Stupid, pointless, and makes out like country people are all pig fuckers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (QSjkU)

148 135
How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

butt with moar butt sex

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (yrol0)

149 Most people don't want to see sexual situations of any kind of any kids' movie. But everything has to "challenge" the rubes. Everyone is just saying GTH, I'm done.

Posted by: Ultra pj at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (G1dq6)

150 It's a cartoon. Leave it alone. Buzz is Buzz, Velma has sweater pups, Archie and the coyote were idiots, everyone wants to be Spider-Man, etc. This is not hard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (oWBc3)

151 It won't stop or even slow their wokeness.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (H8QX8)

152 Chesterton
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM

Thanks. Sick. Can't brain today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (RkC6l)

153 Deliverance was the first gay movie I can recall. Never realized there were dudes wanting to do that before Ned Beatty was porked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (4bYcn)

154 144 133

At the very top, compensation includes a lot of stock. When the price tanks 50% that is several million dollars of lost compensation. So yeah they do care.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM (OalnH)

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Unless it's all options timed for when Disney was trading at $200 a share, which, if done wrong, is technically illegal but the SEC don't give a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (LvTSG)

155 It looks like Republicans have POUNCED on not seeing this Lightyear movie.
Posted by: Kustie The Klown at June 22, 2022 06:46 PM
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I think that's usually promoted under "censorship", and how conservatives don't really believe in free speech because they don't turn out for "art" they don't like.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (krQz2)

156 Why are plastic toys engaged in acts of intimacy?


It's funny if you do it right.

Posted by: Trey Parker & Matt Stone at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (786Ro)

157 I vacillate between thinking Juan Williams is a terrible liar and Juan Williams is the dumbest mofo on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

158 The Empire of the Mouse Struck Out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (3yqPP)

159 How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

butt with moar butt sex
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM

And make the cast young teens!

Posted by: Hollywood at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (RkC6l)

160 Remember when Disney released that movie poster with the penises surreptitiously drawn in?

We should have known then.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (yrCUI)

161 This scene of busty cartoon lesbians smooching has frequently been mentioned, but where is it? Surely the clip is online. Should I check PornChub or something? Some in the hordemind must know.

Posted by: Askiing 4 a frien! researcher purposes only at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (dEUc8)

162 They screwed over Tim Allen for the voice because he's a conservative, and put in Chris Evans, the wokest of the woke Avengers. Disney should DIAF.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (bkUtD)

163 Yes, but think of the millions of kids who didn't commit suicide because of all this affirmation. *


* citation for suicide statistic does not exist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (Zf0+a)

164
You fucked it up. YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP!

Posted by: Walt Disney at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (+oR7L)

165 I'm kind of surprised it took people this long to catch on. I remember it must have been over 15 years ago I was seeing ads for some Disney afternoon TV show (so what, the 7 -14 demographic?) and there was teen sex, gay teens and gay parents. It wasn't in your face, but if you were paying attention it was obvious. Of course, they feel their audience is so stupid they need to be pounded over the head - that or they're desperate knowing they're running out of time.

I'm afraid to even watch streaming TV right now, as the gay ads are choking me to death. If it's not a biracial couple, then the white guy is gay. Every. Time. I can't even imagine coping with cable TV. At least I get a countdown and can wander off or rewind after I come back - but some channels punish you by replaying the ads.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (zB/T/)

166 Why are plastic toys engaged in acts of intimacy?


It's funny if you do it right.
Posted by: Trey Parker & Matt Stone at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM

*nods*

Derka, derka, Mohammed jihad!

Posted by: Gary at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (RkC6l)

167 Steam Room Willie
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)


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Golf clap.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (zL564)

168 The number of people that ID as trans are about .05% of the population. And the rest, maybe 5%, tops 10%. I don't get Disney jamming this up the ass of somewhere between 99.5% and 90% of their audience. This is arrogance on a scale that is mind boggling. Time for them to have a fall which now seems to be well underway.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (I2ixy)

169 How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

butt with moar butt sex
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM
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And a purtier mouth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (krQz2)

170 The Old Yeller remake is gonna be lit AF!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 06:53 PM (sWM8x)

171
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Unless it's all options timed for when Disney was trading at $200 a share, which, if done wrong, is technically illegal but the SEC don't give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (LvTSG)

Guaranteed option to sell at $200? No way any board would agree to that. Legal or not.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (OalnH)

172 So much for strapping mouse ears onto Epcot.

Trump was right. Every woke, turns to shit.

Posted by: portlandon at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (+oR7L)

173 I don't give a shit about the lesbian kiss. It's the constant need to turn heroes into buffoons and in their own stories that bothers me, which is what they did with Lightyear. Normies are catching on too, hence the box market. They probably don't see the recasting of Buzz as the political jab that it is, but it doesn't help.

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (MpOGS)

174 Remember when Disney released that movie poster with the penises surreptitiously drawn in?

We should have known then.
Posted by: Marcus T

Little Mermaid IIRC.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (WAbsG)

175 It's a cartoon. Leave it alone.

No. Adult sexual stuff does not belong in children's entertainment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (Bd6X8)

176 171 Guaranteed option to sell at $200? No way any board would agree to that. Legal or not.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:54 PM (OalnH)

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They can be built to be the value of the stock on an agreed upon day in the past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

177 165

Make a game out of it. If you see a white, non ghey couple in an ad yell bingo ot something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (OalnH)

178 There's a concept in extreme political movements called "Revolutionary Suicide", where the adherents would rather commit mass suicide as a demonstration of devotion to the cause than admit failure. Disney is decimating their bottom line and permanently damaging their brand, all to appease a cabal of woke revolutionaries that have hijacked the company.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (ljXWV)

179 16 So, the mouse is taking it in the ass?
Terrible, and ironic.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:32 PM (RkC6l)
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Since we're onto fartclams, from the previous thread
I think I'd rather use the ol' Roman sponge-on-a-stick than a freakin' corn cob.
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Yeah, that one never made sense to me. Use leaves--sand--anything but a corn cob.
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Well is a corncob better than a pebble or a camel tongue?
(Posted by: Arabian Nights, Knights, Nites, whatever)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (qfLjt)

180 >>Disney's Stock Price Has Lost 50% of Its Value


screw 'em- hope they go under
tired of all this cartoon shit

Posted by: DB at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (geLO8)

181 > Pixar ran out of ideas over 2 decades ago, all the great movies came from a single meeting in the early 90's. They've been running on fumes for almost 20 years. And obviously they've switched to ethanol.

Coco was amazing. Up was good, and that sequence where we find out they can't have a baby would bring a tear to Mao's eyes. Ratatouille is great storytelling.

I thought Onward and Luca were misses, but still fun in their own way.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (kDGvA)

182 >>>And a purtier mouth.
Posted by: Axeman


With Biden as Ned Beatty.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (bkUtD)

183 Willowed from some thread or another"

662 "In March 2022, the United States imported about 17.8 million barrels of crude oil and petroleum products from Russia, marking an increase from the previous month."

https://tinyurl.com/ecrkwbny

Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (AmoqO)

184
They can be built to be the value of the stock on an agreed upon day in the past.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

I cant see a board agreeing to shit like that. But who knows?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (OalnH)

185 all these so called disney "execs" should be fired or executed...makes no nevermind to me which one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (burST)

186 sacrificing their major customer base for the most minor of minor customer bases
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To be fair, there are a ton of virtue signaling 'gay-adjacent' folks out there that pad that 2% of actual LGBTQWERTY+

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (fs1hN)

187 Avenge me!

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (4I/2K)

188 The curious thing is that they don't understand the idea that people just don't want to see these movies. They think it's the politics keeping them home. Maybe they could put some effort into turning out something people want to see.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (YynYJ)

189 I think Walt would be pleased at where Disney is today. He was a red diaper baby, and smart enough to know his goals wouldn't be achieved in his lifetime. It was a long march and he knew it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ)

190 184
They can be built to be the value of the stock on an agreed upon day in the past.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (LvTSG)

I cant see a board agreeing to shit like that. But who knows?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (OalnH)

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It's pretty standard for the C-suite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (LvTSG)

191 "And maybe kids just don't want to go to a theater to see gay propaganda."

Or maybe the adults who are the ones who buy movie tickets for young children don't want to expose their kids to trannyfagdyke propaganda?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (UzeDp)

192 This scene of busty cartoon lesbians smooching has frequently been mentioned, but where is it? Surely the clip is online. Should I check PornChub or something? Some in the hordemind must know.
Posted by: Askiing 4 a frien! researcher purposes only at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (dEUc


https://youtu.be/oLLisXKUw1w

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (zB/T/)

193 The Old Yeller remake is gonna be lit AF!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

I thought Old Yeller was the gym teacher in Porky's.

Posted by: Tonypete on the road at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (pTyJa)

194 If you want a group of people to die out and a plague won't do it, you can always try to make their children into weird sexual perverts who ultimately won't have kids.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (wb1YC)

195
I'm so tired of seeing rainbows on anything and everything. TV ads, the little network Id's in the corner of the screen. Trying to watch the Andy Griffith show last night to get away from all the Gay and it had a big stupid rainbow "TV Land" graphic all over it.

Got my garbage bill. It had a stupid rainbow for June crap on it.

Posted by: portlandon at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

196 I'm afraid to even watch streaming TV right now,
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One thing I hate about binge watching a series: They wait 'till the third or fourth episode to feature two men tongue-throating each other. If they'd put that shit right up front I could save myself some time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

197 Anthony Perkins, Psycho and The Black Hole.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (tvkis)

198 I lived there 1974-5 and didn't notice, but then I wasn't looking and those were different times. Nixon was supposed to be a bad guy. Old people back then seemed stuck up snobs, those born there.
Is it pinko because of MIT and Harvard?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM

I'd say more Hahvuhd than MIT. The city's gone. Pure commie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (RkC6l)

199 Remake Old Yeller and The Absent Minded Professor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

200 >>>Maybe they could put some effort into turning out something people want to see.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Like seeing Jurassic World: Dominion, which has a 30-something score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (bkUtD)

201 I don't think that the disclosure that Disney crams LGBT into everything it can was quite the selling point the Wokesters thought it might be.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (krQz2)

202 I vacillate between thinking Juan Williams is a terrible liar and Juan Williams is the dumbest mofo on the planet.

One does not necessarily exclude the other.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (Bd6X8)

203 162 They screwed over Tim Allen for the voice because he's a conservative, and put in Chris Evans, the wokest of the woke Avengers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (bkUtD)

I noticed that. Tim is handling it well. I notice that most conservative actors are good-natured people without rancor. Unlike the unfailingly bitter Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (H8QX8)

204 200 Like seeing Jurassic World: Dominion, which has a 30-something score on Rotten Tomatoes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (bkUtD)

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Dinos and nostalgia.

I don't get it, but I get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (LvTSG)

205 >>> 194 If you want a group of people to die out and a plague won't do it, you can always try to make their children into weird sexual perverts who ultimately won't have kids.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (wb1YC)

I'm not saying it's aliens...

Posted by: George T at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (llON8)

206 Snow White remake will have a biracial trans Snow White with 7 non binary “little people” and the prince will be a voiced by Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (OalnH)

207 > I saw Deliverance in theatre when released. I hated it. Stupid, pointless, and makes out like country people are all pig fuckers.

Totally agreed. I liked the scene where the guy and the kid did the dueling banjos thing. Other than that, it was dreck.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (kDGvA)

208 I think Walt would be pleased at where Disney is today. He was a red diaper baby, and smart enough to know his goals wouldn't be achieved in his lifetime. It was a long march and he knew it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ)


I'd love to say you're wrong, but can't. All it takes is one trip through "It's A Small World" and you'll come out knowing only great evil could conceive of such a thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (zB/T/)

209 My kids HS band is going to Disney in October...
not happy about it or paying for it... for 2 kids.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2022 06:31 PM (UUBmN)

Well, don't pay, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (UzeDp)

210 Gay gay gay gay gay!

Gay all day!

Gay gay!

It's so fun to gay! Aren't we all gay?

BE FUCKING GAY, ASSHOLES.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (+9dR3)

211 I thought Old Yeller was the gym teacher in Porky's.
Posted by: Tonypete on the road at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM

Lassie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (RkC6l)

212 206 Snow White remake will have a biracial trans Snow White with 7 non binary “little people” and the prince will be a voiced by Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 06:59 PM (OalnH)

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Because Peter Dinklage said something mean about Disney on a podcast about how the dwarves are the only roles for little people in Hollywood, Disney announced that they were going to reimagine Snow White so it didn't include little people.

This was considered a win by Peter Dinklage.

For some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM (LvTSG)

213 It's a good thing they took out the scissors scene.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM (krQz2)

214 >>>I noticed that. Tim is handling it well. I notice that most conservative actors are good-natured people without rancor. Unlike the unfailingly bitter Left.
Posted by: Ordinary American


He knows he was blessed with talent, so it probably bothers him a little, but he'll get by.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM (bkUtD)

215 >>I'd say more Hahvuhd than MIT. The city's gone. Pure commie.

Harvard, BU, Northeastern, etc.. They come for school, stay and change the city and the region.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Get back to me when DIS files for bankruptcy....

Posted by: thatdirtylittleratnunnheim at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM (JWLf2)

217 Is Rango the movie that has a Chinatown subplot?

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (tvkis)

218 217 Is Rango the movie that has a Chinatown subplot?
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (tvkis)

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Nah.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (LvTSG)

219 What the actual fuck happened to the Disney I used to know?

Posted by: Charlie The Lonesome Cougar at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

220 >>BE FUCKING GAY, ASSHOLES.

Posted by: nurse ratched



it went from 'the love that dare not speak its name' to 'the love that JUST. WON'T. SHUT. UP.'

Posted by: DB at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

221 People say that Walt wouldn't have stood for this. Of course he wouldn't! It wasn't time yet. It was the 50s! He knew that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (M9XmQ)

222 70 >>> 47 when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection"
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'Same-gender'? How do they know that they are the same gender? The same people tell us that genders cannot be determined by observers. By their standard, how would a movie watcher know?

It's as if all ghey-oriented claims are made-up bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (R6ndO)

Are you a biologist???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 06:38 PM (llON
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No, no, a Grammarian, after all gender is a language grammar construct and not biological.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

223 ---
One thing I hate about binge watching a series: They wait 'till the third or fourth episode to feature two men tongue-throating each other. If they'd put that shit right up front I could save myself some time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
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Save yourself money and heartache and know that they will do it.
Cancel them.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (Ff89T)

224 https://youtu.be/oLLisXKUw1w
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V

Thanks
The kiss itself is meh, but the dumbass "reverent awe" reaction shot on Buzz's face is insulting

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (kf6Ak)

225 Matterhorn was the first continuous tube rail ride. 1959

Imagineers are pretty fucking smart. Hope they go other places!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2022 06:33 PM (yrol0)

Pretty safe bet that all the engineers who worked on that ride are long since retired, if not deceased.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (UzeDp)

226 Got my garbage bill. It had a stupid rainbow for June crap on it.
Posted by: portlandon at June 22, 2022 06:57 PM (+oR7L)


I've been on a letter writing and canceling binge. Anybody shoving a rainbow in my face gets to know about it. I just moved almost a dozen domains and 3 hosting services away from GoDaddy, and let them know why. Sure, they can say curmudgeon - but I imagine I'm not alone. I'm done. The weird thing is, I think a lot of normal gay people are as well.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (zB/T/)

227 >>>What the actual fuck happened to the Disney I used to know?
Posted by: Charlie The Lonesome Cougar


It died when woke President Obama became president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (bkUtD)

228 Is Rango the movie that has a Chinatown subplot?
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 22, 2022 07:01 PM (tvkis)
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Never thought of it that way, but, yeah kinda.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (krQz2)

229 Die stupid rat Die!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

230 Snow White’s name is kinda problematic too no? White obviously. And snow falls mainly in northern areas that are populated evil whites.

Really snow white remake needs to be called Rain Black.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (OalnH)

231 Stupid, pointless, and makes out like country people are all pig fuckers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2022 06:50 PM

For the left, that *was* the point

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (RkC6l)

232 > Remake Old Yeller and The Absent Minded Professor.

They remade The Absent Minded Professor. It had Robin Williams. It was called Flubber.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (kDGvA)

233 The whole thing with goofy and pluto was always weird. They're both dogs right? But goofy walks upright and talks while pluto is more dog-like. Goofy also has this perverted thing for cows.

Deviated preverts all of 'em.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (0rQxu)

234 230 Snow White’s name is kinda problematic too no? White obviously. And snow falls mainly in northern areas that are populated evil whites.

Really snow white remake needs to be called Rain Black.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (OalnH)

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Oh, also, they cast a hispanic girl as Snow White as another "own the cons" moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (LvTSG)

235 >>I'd love to say you're wrong, but can't. All it takes is one trip through "It's A Small World" and you'll come out knowing only great evil could conceive of such a thing.

I would definitely say wrong. My grandfather worked with Walt and he was not a woke moron. He was very family first.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

236 >>> 234
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Oh, also, they cast a hispanic girl as Snow White as another "own the cons" moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (LvTSG)

So she's a White hispanic?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (llON8)

237 when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection"

***

That's because normal people don't want to see that shit. Weird but true.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (wb1YC)

238 >>>Oh, also, they cast a hispanic girl as Snow White as another "own the cons" moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Think they also cast a black girl to play The Little Mermaid. Owning, always owning.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (bkUtD)

239 Another theory is that the BGA (big gay agenda) is an attack on Christianity, which all the demons of the world loathe. So they don't care about profit, just attacking any symbol of God. Destroying a profitable company is a small price to pay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (4bYcn)

240 There are 60 (sixty) colleges and universities in the Boston metro area. So yeah its a communist paradise.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (OalnH)

241 Harvard, BU, Northeastern, etc.. They come for school, stay and change the city and the region.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 07:00 PM

I was talking Cambridge, specifically, but otherwise...yeah. Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (RkC6l)

242 I'm done. The weird thing is, I think a lot of normal gay people are as well.
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I think so too. A lot of gays don't support this crap.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

243 So she's a White hispanic?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2022 07:03 PM (llON
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Only a bad guy can be "white Hispanic".

Otherwise your Latinks.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (krQz2)

244 >>>Matterhorn was the first continuous tube rail ride. 1959


But it didn't achieve greatness until they added the Abominable Snowman

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (xPl2J)

245 I loved old Disney showing how they made animations long before computers. Layer after layer of overlays for every movement and hand colored. Guys at a drawing board that could really draw.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (+ya+t)

246 Thanks
The kiss itself is meh, but the dumbass "reverent awe" reaction shot on Buzz's face is insulting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:02 PM (kf6Ak)


It's so painfully obvious a bunch of artists ran back into the studio at 10:30pm and cranked that out to shoehorn into the scene because DeSantis. They've even finally admitted to such.

And that right there is enough reason to laugh at these fucks. I just wonder if there's a way shareholders can sue Disney for purposely fucking over their investment. The movie would have bombed without it - but then to eliminate a dozen countries - including China, who they've been giving a tongue bath to for the past decade? Wow.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (zB/T/)

247 The left ruins anything and everything they touch. I can't think of one thing they have not destroyed and made less enjoyable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2022 07:06 PM (burST)

248 Think they also cast a black girl to play The Little Mermaid. Owning, always owning.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (bkUtD)

Live action Annie was black on NBC.
I welcome this. All the super woke white actors will now be unemployed. Lolgf. I hope you all starve.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:06 PM (OalnH)

249 203 162 They screwed over Tim Allen for the voice because he's a conservative, and put in Chris Evans, the wokest of the woke Avengers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 06:52 PM (bkUtD)

I noticed that. Tim is handling it well. I notice that most conservative actors are good-natured people without rancor. Unlike the unfailingly bitter Left.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 22, 2022 06:58 PM (H8QX



He's got a Santa Clause spinoff series coming out on Disney Plus. Its why I don't put a lot of weight in the "He wasn't the voice because he's conservative." But the reason why he isn't the voice is less important to a lot of people than he just isn't the voice. I mentioned Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime. And just go look at the outrage people had about the planned new season of Futurama but they hadn't signed the voice actore for Bender. The voices of characters in animation matter and the average normie isn't going to care that this is the "real" Buzz rather than the "toy" Buzz so the voice isn't the same.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 07:06 PM (vMCab)

250 Has Bob Chapek been in a coma or something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:06 PM (guGkK)

251 Disney has shit the bed, which is typical among the gapped community.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 22, 2022 07:07 PM (nnp+f)

252 Dick Cepek > Bob Chapek

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

253 "Woke" turns into a "wake."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2022 07:07 PM (m0zqP)

254 Pixar used to have the credo "The Story comes first".

Apparently, that's just too hateful to have anything come before "inclusivity".

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:07 PM (krQz2)

255 Creepy, bad, perverted, crap and people pay for it.
Creepy, bad, perverted, crap and people allow it in their homes.

No wonder we're going to shit.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2022 07:07 PM (Ff89T)

256 > All it takes is one trip through "It's A Small World" and you'll come out knowing only great evil could conceive of such a thing.

I have never gone through that ride and I never will. My wife teases me and asks what I would do if my son really wanted to go on that ride with his daddy. I told her that if he was dead set on it, I would endure the ride. Otherwise, nope. Not doing it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (kDGvA)

257 Has Bob Chapek been in a coma or something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:06 PM (guGkK)


He would be if Tony Spilotro owned disney stock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (burST)

258 I'm thrilled to see homosexuals and pedophiles putting Disney out of business. When Bob Chapek is digging through a dumpster for his dinner, justice will have been served.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (ej5Xo)

259 There are 60 (sixty) colleges and universities in the Boston metro area. So yeah its a communist paradise.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:04 PM (OalnH)

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (4I/2K)

260 Ariel has red hair!
Will live action black Ariel have red hair? In dreads maybe?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

261 Normal people: There's nothing more boring than hearing about someone's love life all the time.

The alphabet lobby: Sit back while we talk about out our sexual proclivities 24/7. Hey, why aren't you listening about our day on Castro St?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (wb1YC)

262 It's like a turd. You don't have to dissect it to know that it's a turd.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (Ff89T)

263 >>>Live action Annie was black on NBC.
I welcome this. All the super woke white actors will now be unemployed. Lolgf. I hope you all starve.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Seconded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (bkUtD)

264 Had Gillum been elected governor of Florida Disney World would have already replaced all Disney princesses and characters with drag queens and their debut would have been during Pride month.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (NpAcC)

265 260 Ariel has red hair!
Will live action black Ariel have red hair? In dreads maybe?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

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"Mermaids aren't even real. Why are you white people all torn up about this?"

"Cyborgs are definitely real! How dare Scarlet Johannson play the main character in Ghost in the Shell!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (LvTSG)

266 The Mouse that whored.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (yikp0)

267 What you do with a turd is flush it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (Ff89T)

268 The Amazon version of Cinderella was enough to make my skin crawl. Skeevy stuff.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (Vr12I)

269 Hope Leftists love to go to Disney to get their kids a good dose of LGBQXYZ

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (2JoB8)

270 > I'd say more Hahvuhd than MIT. The city's gone. Pure commie.

I've worked with more than a few MIT grads who are just as hard left as anyone else I've met and worked with in Seattle. They're not immune.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 07:10 PM (kDGvA)

271 I loved old Disney showing how they made animations long before computers. Layer after layer of overlays for every movement and hand colored. Guys at a drawing board that could really draw.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2022 07:05 PM (+ya+t)


They actually invented the multi planar animation stand. I'm a huge traditional animation fanatic, and have many original pencil drawings as well as production cells. Back in the day, the department that colored (added the paint to the outlined characters - backwards) were all women. And, they liked it that way!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:10 PM (zB/T/)

272 I think The Chosen may represent the future business model for entertainment.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 22, 2022 07:10 PM (gCRec)

273 Had Gillum been elected governor of Florida Disney World would have already replaced all Disney princesses and characters with drag queens and their debut would have been during Pride month.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (NpAcC)
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And left bloody condoms in his office.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (krQz2)

274 They wait 'till the third or fourth episode to feature two men tongue-throating each other.
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Generally, seeing two people tongue-throating isn't appealing. Even less appealing even if they are hot lezzes, much less so if they are both dudes or actual lezzes. Just me?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (fs1hN)

275 107
Pixar ran out of ideas over 2 decades ago, all the great movies came from a single meeting in the early 90's. They've been running on fumes for almost 20 years. And obviously they've switched to ethanol.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (zB/T/)
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I think they've gone blind to waht works so I surmise they switched to METHANOL.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

276 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

My mom had honest to goodness red hair.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (5p98y)

277 My favorite Disney offering was Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (Vr12I)

278 stupid..."Nor did it help that Lightyear became a political punching bag for conservative Republican lawmakers when a same-gender kiss scene was reinstated in the film after Pixar employees said Disney was censoring "overtly gay affection" following the uproar over Disney CEO Bob Chapek's handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill."

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uh no. you guys did this to punch back. to show Deathsantis. you were sticking it to him by doing this.

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (OuH7W)

279 It's like a turd. You don't have to dissect it to know that it's a turd.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2022 07:09 PM (Ff89T)


Even if you spray paint it gold, it just looks like a shiny turd. But, I suppose it doesn't draw flies.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (zB/T/)

280 Mermaids are European, by way of the Greek sirens

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (kf6Ak)

281 You must be no taller than this to ride the Pedophile Ride.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)

282 Joseph M. Linsner (Dawn) did some really excellent parodies of Disney characters some years ago. Like Ariel. Woof! Of course he got in trouble his efforts.

It's an homage, you fags!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (x8Wzq)

283 Remake Old Yeller and The Absent Minded Professor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The Absent Minded Ol ' Yeller?

Do we really need a Joe Biden movie right now?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (Wy1BU)

284 They admitted that the original story pitch didn't have lesbians. And the pilot was going to be a romantic interest for Buzz.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (vMCab)

285
Cambridge College is in Boston
Boston College is in Chestnut Hill

Da fuq man? You had one job.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (OalnH)

286 278 uh no. you guys did this to punch back. to show Deathsantis. you were sticking it to him by doing this.
Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:11 PM (OuH7W)

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Yeah. It had been cut out. The flare up against DeSantis led to the announcement that they were putting it back in with the explicit intent of thumbing it in DeSantis' eye.

This didn't just happen to Disney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (LvTSG)

287 >>>They admitted that the original story pitch didn't have lesbians. And the pilot was going to be a romantic interest for Buzz.
Posted by: buzzion

Threesome!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (bkUtD)

288 Sidebar Item: A small monkey in a bulletproof vest was found dead after a bloody cartel shootout in Mexico

Welp, it appears the cartel experiment to use spider monkeys as gunmen and drug smugglers, to reduce labor costs, isn't working out.

Posted by: Wednesday's Child at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

289 272 I think The Chosen may represent the future business model for entertainment.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 22, 2022 07:10 PM (gCRec)
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I wonder if Hollywood has recognized the threat. And I do think it's a threat.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

290 " MerMAN, Poppa, MerMAN!!!!" Funny stuff.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)

291 That one year stock price chart is unbelievable!

That's the kind of chart that ends someone's career.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (uWF4x)

292 281 You must be no taller than this to ride the Pedophile Ride.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)


In the Hall of Presidents, if you get near Biden, he'll bend over and sniff your hair...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

293 I think the first Pixar film I was meh about was Brave.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (krQz2)

294 "for"

toss it into my last poat. Whatevs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (x8Wzq)

295 So glad I sold all of my Disney stock earlier this year. Kicked my rear for not selling in 2021. Die pedomouse, die.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (onF8C)

296 My mom had honest to goodness red hair.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

It's a recessive gene apparently

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (kf6Ak)

297 280 Mermaids are European, by way of the Greek sirens
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (kf6Ak)


I think its actually more a middle eastern origin, that flowed to the Greeks.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (vMCab)

298 Favorite Pixar- hmmm, gotta say Finding Nemo.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

299 “gapped community?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (rzOL9)

300 111
Secondly, Disney kills off damn near every Mother in their pics
Posted by: Tonypete on the road at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (pTyJa)
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Excellent observation.
Also Hollywood often has incomplete families, usually missing a Dad or a Mum.

Posted by: Ciampino not in favor of matricide at June 22, 2022 07:16 PM (qfLjt)

301 Favorite Pixar- hmmm, gotta say Finding Nemo.
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)
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I'd have to say Incredibles.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:16 PM (krQz2)

302 TeufelMaus ist tot!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:16 PM (QbSDi)

303 300 111
Secondly, Disney kills off damn near every Mother in their pics
Posted by: Tonypete on the road at June 22, 2022 06:44 PM (pTyJa)
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Excellent observation.
Also Hollywood often has incomplete families, usually missing a Dad or a Mum.
Posted by: Ciampino not in favor of matricide at June 22, 2022 07:16 PM (qfLjt)

Still not over Bambi's mother?

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:16 PM (Vr12I)

304 Practically every ad I'm seeing on Roku now is for some gay or tranny show.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (xPl2J)

305 293 I think the first Pixar film I was meh about was Brave.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (krQz2)

Selfish brat poisoned her mother!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (kf6Ak)

306 Sidebar Item: A small monkey in a bulletproof vest was found dead after a bloody cartel shootout in Mexico

Welp, it appears the cartel experiment to use spider monkeys as gunmen and drug smugglers, to reduce labor costs, isn't working out.
Posted by: Wednesday's Child at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (AMIL/)



Dicks out for Pepe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

307 “gapped community?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (rzOL9)
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David Letterman's people?

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (krQz2)

308 280 Mermaids are European, by way of the Greek sirens
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:12 PM (kf6Ak)

I think its actually more a middle eastern origin, that flowed to the Greeks.
Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (vMCab)



I think you've hit a Homer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (guGkK)

309 Incredibles

Dash - "If everybody is special, then no one is."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (QbSDi)

310 it was a terrible film, worse than aeon flux, because scarlet was even less animated that the real major kusunagi,

Posted by: no 6 at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (i0Lci)

311 Breaking911 @Breaking911
Disney World employee who thought he was grooming child told her “age is just a number," and said he'd "be honored" to take her virginity, official says.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1538980382355468290

Includes link to main news story.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (yikp0)

312 They told me it was the standard organ grinder gig!

Posted by: A Dead Monkey in a Bulletproof Vest at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (guGkK)

313 307 “gapped community?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 07:15 PM (rzOL9)
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David Letterman's people?
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (krQz2)

Cornel West's groupies.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

314 I think the first Pixar film I was meh about was Brave.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (krQz2)

Selfish brat poisoned her mother!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (kf6Ak)
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Not even Craig Fergusen could make that picture that memorable.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (krQz2)

315 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:17 PM (QbSDi)

One of Disney’s best movies.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (5p98y)

316 New York cafe workers save kidnapped woman from serial rapist after receiving note through GrubHub delivery app

https://bit.ly/3yd7maH

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (kDGvA)

317 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 22, 2022 07:18 PM (yikp0)

Ick ick ick

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (DgWEj)

318 Meanwhile, Top Gun: Maverick continues rushing its way to $1Bn in worldwide ticket sales, despite not being screened in Chy-Nah or Russia Russia Russia.

And it barely has a veiled reference to hetero sex in it.

Will Hollywood learn a lesson from this? No, because Hollywood isn't in the business of making money, with rare exceptions (looking at you, Tom Cruise). It's in the business of fucking our kids.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (Gu1ZG)

319 Didn't the whole woke thing start years ago because many of the animators and creators were gay, and Disney continually appeased them, not realizing the beast couldn't be satiated?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2022 06:35 PM (yrCUI)

doubtful, since in most places animators and artists are treated like crap and paid little, and they would tend to be geeks. Nobody listens to them.

I imagine that the real issue is that the admins and office staff who interact with the bosses daily are all woke college shits now who are zealots for the cause and browbeat their superiors and inferiors to toe the line.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

320 (added the paint to the outlined characters - backwards)
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Yes, on the underside of clear film that didn't shrink. Very cool, I wish I had a few of those.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (+ya+t)

321 I never bothered to watch the ScarJo live action Ghost in the Shell because well over 60% of the scenes in the trailer were in the first anime movie.

So why bother?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (QbSDi)

322 It's far and wide. We (I) just didn't notice during 'covid.'

CNN Entertainment, Mon June 15, 2020: SpongeBob Squarepants gay? Nickelodeon just reinforced that theory. (In part @Nickelodeon
Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month 🌈 ⁣
(🎨: by @ramzymasri) June 13 2020

Nick's resorts are in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic and Riviera Maya, Mexico.

Posted by: Lola at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (NIYa7)

323 I liked Monsters, Inc.

Mike Wazowski!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

324 I think Walt would be pleased at where Disney is today. He was a red diaper baby, and smart enough to know his goals wouldn't be achieved in his lifetime. It was a long march and he knew it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ)

Commies put out better art than this drek. can't blame it on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

325 Is animation a gay industry?

Did not know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (guGkK)

326 I am going off the grid starting tomorrow. The only thing I am bringing is my phone. So I can talk to my bride. She's a cutey.

Y'all will miss out on my wonderfully cogent poats this weekend. Hope you can deal with it. Aw, dry your tears (Jon Lovitz voice)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (x8Wzq)

327 fave pixar - Ratatouille

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (w0NJk)

328 next, we take away their century-long copyright boondoggle, right ?

LOL, like that will ever happen ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (tTVIN)

329 Anyone here like minions???

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)

330 I never bothered to watch the ScarJo live action Ghost in the Shell because well over 60% of the scenes in the trailer were in the first anime movie.

So why bother?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (QbSDi)
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I thought it was pretty good.

It doesn't match up to the classic anime.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (krQz2)

331 Anyone who didn't tear up during the opening of Up has no heart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

332 291 That one year stock price chart is unbelievable!

That's the kind of chart that ends someone's career.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 22, 2022 07:14 PM (uWF4x)

It's the kind of chart "that should end" some one's career.

#butwont

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

333 The gal pilot was competent and all, but she didn't save Maverick and Rooster and show Maverick what real piloting is.
Posted by: Axeman

She was also a normal person, and not the tough, angry, lesbian that those characters tend to be.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (OX9vb)

334 327 fave pixar - Ratatouille

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 22, 2022 07:20 PM (w0NJk)


Yeah, that was good.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I)

335 LOL, like that will ever happen ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (tTVIN)


When Mickey Mouse shows up on Pr0nhub we'll know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (guGkK)

336 have a good time, Pug !

enjoy the freedom !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (tTVIN)

337 I have never gone through that ride and I never will. My wife teases me and asks what I would do if my son really wanted to go on that ride with his daddy. I told her that if he was dead set on it, I would endure the ride. Otherwise, nope. Not doing it.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2022 07:08 PM (kDGvA)


It's really something. I can definitely say drink heavily if you do - and whatever you do - don't drop acid.

Took me a bit to find it - saw this last year and it's worth a watch It's a Woke World After All

https://youtu.be/jZChpvvLhmI

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (zB/T/)

338 >>> Sidebar Item: A small monkey in a bulletproof vest was found dead after a bloody cartel shootout in Mexico

>The monkey in a bulletproof vest needs to be rushed to a taxidermist and turned into Tony Fuckin Montana!

"Go ahead! I take your fucking bullets! You think you kill me with bullets? I take your fucking bullets! Go ahead! "

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (0ocXn)

339 I'm sure someone already said this but Buzz Lightyear is not Buzz Lightyear without Tim Allen voicing the character. That's one reason why I think it underperformed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (76TDd)

340 I think the adults who are addicted to Disney - arrested development much? - have led to this. even before they acquired Star Wars and Marvel there was a massive group of these people. they spend and they visit a whole lot

they have special weeks etc at WDW for the LBG+ people too - have for a long long time

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (w0NJk)

341 Anyone who didn't tear up during the opening of Up has no heart.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)



That would be me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (guGkK)

342 331 Anyone who didn't tear up during the opening of Up has no heart.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

Crap, now I have to rethink my favorite. UP was excellent!!

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (Vr12I)

343 Phoenix and BOB

Great team. Both had their sh!t squared away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (QbSDi)

344 A Bug's Life. It had everybody in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

345 Yeah. It had been cut out. The flare up against DeSantis led to the announcement that they were putting it back in with the explicit intent of thumbing it in DeSantis' eye.

This didn't just happen to Disney.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 22, 2022 07:13 PM (LvTSG)

Think you have it backwards - Disney shoved its eye into Desantis' thumb to teach them a lesson.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

346 I think Walt would be pleased at where Disney is today. He was a red diaper baby, and smart enough to know his goals wouldn't be achieved in his lifetime. It was a long march and he knew it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 22, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ)

Not to be a smart ass, but citation please...

This is the first I've heard of it. He hated unions.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (BgMrQ)

347 329 Anyone here like minions???

I do!

Posted by: Lola at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (NIYa7)

348 When Mickey Mouse shows up on Pr0nhub we'll know.

So Goofy is safe for now? What about Minnie and Daisy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (QbSDi)

349 138 135
How about a remake of Deliverance, with computer animated action figures?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Ing31)

All woke women instead of the dudes!

Posted by: Roy at June 22, 2022 06:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Well the Ned Beatty porking scene would be more fun. Not with animated figures though, but real actors and actresses.

Posted by: Ciampino not in favor of matricide at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (qfLjt)

350 hahaha, oh fucking trump, you gloriously mislead starfucker.

Dr. Oz is erasing you from his campaign

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (OuH7W)

351 Anyone here like minions???
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)
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First two Dispacable films? Sure.

I'm kind of split on their subsequent movies, although I did get quite a few laughs from the movie Minions. "King BOB!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (krQz2)

352 329 Anyone here like minions???

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)


I prefer young girls in classy, but really short skirts that make them look 19 when they cross their legs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

353 Wait. Walt wasn't a commie. He was avuncular!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (guGkK)

354 My favorite Disney animation was Bolt. I think it also underperformed. The duet song by Travolta and Cyrus is also one of my favorite songs.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (76TDd)

355 Up was good too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (5p98y)

356 351 Anyone here like minions???
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)
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First two Dispacable films? Sure.

I'm kind of split on their subsequent movies, although I did get quite a few laughs from the movie Minions. "King BOB!"
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (krQz2)

Heh!

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (Vr12I)

357 "178 There's a concept in extreme political movements called "Revolutionary Suicide", where the adherents would rather commit mass suicide as a demonstration of devotion to the cause than admit failure. Disney is decimating their bottom line and permanently damaging their brand, all to appease a cabal of woke revolutionaries that have hijacked the company.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 22, 2022 06:55 PM (ljXWV) "

here's hoping that it catches on like wildfire on the left !
Moar.
Of.
This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (tTVIN)

358 So Goofy is safe for now? What about Minnie and Daisy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (QbSDi)



Clarabelle the Cow can really shake an udder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (guGkK)

359 "Revolutionary Suicide"

The Americans on Saipan called it Banzai Cliff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (QbSDi)

360 A Bug's Life. It had everybody in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (4I/2K)
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I was considering that one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (krQz2)

361 Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:24 PM (OuH7W)

Saw this. What a fucking joke.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (5p98y)

362 I used to watch the Great British Baking Show.
Wholesome, right?
I watched a couple seasons, then they got a new "host" about season 4 or 5 or so, and this guy was as queer as a pair of high heels on a pony. He looked like someone called Central Casting and asked for the scariest fag in the inventory. Constantly making winks and flicking his tongue like a snake.
For a cooking show...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (jTmQV)

363 I think the adults who are addicted to Disney - arrested development much? - have led to this. even before they acquired Star Wars and Marvel there was a massive group of these people. they spend and they visit a whole lot

they have special weeks etc at WDW for the LBG+ people too - have for a long long time
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 22, 2022 07:22 PM (w0NJk)

I don't think those folks are automatically on the woke train -- they liked Disney as it was, not as it is becoming. They may be slow in getting off the train, but a lot of them are just as pissed at the Star Wars/Marvel Geeks got.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

364 Things Disney will sell out for cash:
America
Taiwan
Blacks
Slaves

Things they wont sell out for cash:
Lesbians

Posted by: 29Victor at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (BJKQV)

365 Ice Age; Monsters; Inc., Up

Posted by: Lola at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (NIYa7)

366 329

My theory is that the whole reason for the Despicable Me movies was the Minions.

Also Gru’s adversary in the first movie was a caricature of Bill Gates.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (rzOL9)

367 My text notification sound is ' IT'S SO FLUFFY !!!'

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (76TDd)

368 352 For some reason, I really get a good laugh out of that commercial with the Minions and the submarine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (lz5hY)

369 357 "178 There's a concept in extreme political movements called "Revolutionary Suicide", where the adherents would rather commit mass suicide as a demonstration of devotion to the cause than admit failure. Disney is decimating their bottom line and permanently damaging their brand, all to appease a cabal of woke revolutionaries that have hijacked the company.

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kind of interesting because corporate fascists in HR who now run the country demand cultural transformation to their gheybois desire.

What are they going to do when they start losing money? Give up? sue? call customers bigots?

right now America is adrift, putting up gheyboi flags all over the place while the gOP commits treason against its base. No one believes in american anymore enough to push back.

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (OuH7W)

370 Advisory: The It's A Small World Ride at WDW is not identical to the ride of the same name that was at the 1964 World's Fair in New York City. Similar, but not identical.

It was much better back in '64.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (4I/2K)

371 Has Ryan George does a Pitch Meeting for Lightyear?

It does not appear he has!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (PiwSw)

372 Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 07:19 PM (Gu1ZG)

Gotta admit I'm waiting for Blue Ray to watch the new Top Gun... mainly so I can see it with drinks...

60 inch 4 K screen, Denon surround sound system running 3 ft tall Klipsch speakers... sit about 5 feet from the screen... in a Recliner much more comfortable than most Theatre seats...

Yeah... spoiled mesself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (oHd/0)

373 The only Disney movie I can remember ever watching was Herbie (the love bug). It sucked. Piping Longstocking was ok. Piping was ugly AF , but we were about the same age and I recall thinking I'd still hit that.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (zvkVv)

374 157 I vacillate between thinking Juan Williams is a terrible liar and Juan Williams is the dumbest mofo on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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As someone here often posts, embrace the power of AND.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (qfLjt)

375 Can't verify but I heard the movie also has Buzz confront his whiteness or similar garbage. Guess Disney just hit all the woke buttons.

Posted by: Faithful Lurker at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (NVrlQ)

376 "hey, there's a giant redwave coming...why not fuck it all up?"

the gop AND trump

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (OuH7W)

377 I like Minions

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (kf6Ak)

378 here's hoping that it catches on like wildfire on the left !
Moar.
Of.
This !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (tTVIN)

If execs at Disney have forgotten what their business was about and who pays the bills they deserve to be bankrupt. The woke are just maggots in the corpse, but the body has been dead a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

379 >>> Has Ryan George does a Pitch Meeting for Lightyear?

It does not appear he has!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2022 07:28 PM (PiwSw)



He's a typical populist leftist.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (0rQxu)

380 Missing Top Gun would be a damned shame for anyone who frequents AoS.

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)

381 Someone is very very concerned.

Just lean back, close your eyes, and think of Belgium

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (QbSDi)

382 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (0rQxu)

383 I vacillate between thinking Juan Williams is a terrible liar and Juan Williams is the dumbest mofo on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2022 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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Ah, the old malice and stupidity conundrum.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:29 PM (krQz2)

384 IDK guys, I think Patrick Corbin's lost his stuff

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (OuH7W)

385 Cafe is open.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

386 Up was good too.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2022 07:25 PM (5p98y)

First 20 minutes of the show was as depressing that a show could be. It told Bambi's mom to hold its beer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (76TDd)

387 Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 22, 2022 07:27 PM (OuH7W)

Hmmm... thinking on it... once you have F you money saved up, killing the company you work for really bears no personal cost.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (oHd/0)

388 Not to be a smart ass, but citation please...
This is the first I've heard of it. He hated unions.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (BgMrQ)


I think Walt was more a Libertarian - he was socially liberal but other than that pretty right wing. There's been lots of speculation because of his dad (and other types of rumors), and I'm pretty sure that Roy was left of center. Here's an old article from PJ Media:

https://bit.ly/39NUBtR

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (zB/T/)

389
As the old timers explained to when I was a kid, you get three buckets of red corn cobs and one bucket of white cobs in the outhouse. 3:1 ratio was important.

You wiped three time with the red ones, then used a white to see if you need to use another round of red ones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 07:33 PM (Mzdiz)

390 My donk voting 83yo mom has never has never uttered a good word about Disney.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 22, 2022 07:33 PM (b+v9B)

391 I think Walt was more a Libertarian - he was socially liberal but other than that pretty right wing. There's been lots of speculation because of his dad (and other types of rumors), and I'm pretty sure that Roy was left of center. Here's an old article from PJ Media:

https://bit.ly/39NUBtR
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:30 PM (zB/T/)

Thanks Clutch. This is more along the lines of what I've known about Walt Disney.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2022 07:33 PM (BgMrQ)

392 >> 332 It's the kind of chart "that should end" some one's career.

>> #butwont [browndog]

That can't last forever. Companies must create profit to survive. You can't explain away that chart using the crash of the stock market itself, because companies like Disney normally make money in a bear market. Virtue signaling will only be tolerated until it affects the bottom line.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 22, 2022 07:34 PM (uWF4x)

393 Piping Longstocking was ok. Piping was ugly AF , but we were about the same age and I recall thinking I'd still hit that.

If I'm not mistaken, "Piping Longstocking" was the pr0n version. Pippi Longstocking was the original one in the theaters.

May explain your reaction to the film.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 07:34 PM (guGkK)

394 This is from the Infogalatic page on Walt:
Disney realized the importance of telling emotionally gripping stories that would interest the audience.

That's the problem with the company now. They've forgotten this. They think they are owed an audience.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 22, 2022 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

395 373 The only Disney movie I can remember ever watching was Herbie (the love bug). It sucked.
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It did nothing for me, but my baby brother went ape over it. He talked about nothing but Herbie for about two years.

As an aside, Dean Jones was from Decatur, AL, about 30 minutes from here.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 22, 2022 07:35 PM (sWM8x)

396 About a half century ago, I bought a wall poster in Amsterdam that was an obvious bootleg featuring cute Disney cartoon characters. Upon closer examination, the cute Disney characters were doing various perverted things to each other. The poster artist was simply way ahead of the times.

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 22, 2022 07:36 PM (r72iY)

397 A Bug's Life. It had everybody in it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2022 07:23 PM (4I/2K)
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I was considering that one.
Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2022 07:26 PM (krQz2)


Bugs Life is good - it only gets the short shrift because it was bookended by 2 all-time classics. And, the story isn't quite as strong.

I remember when this was in development - I had friends working at ILM and PDI was quite literally across the street - they were working on Antz. There was a lot of bad blood as to who had the idea first, and honestly I think it was a coincidence. Bugs were as easy as toys to animate back then. And Antz is awful (sorry Mic!). I think they had to rush it to beat Pixar to the theaters, and were literally writing on the fly. Rumor was Walken was so good at ad libbing they just threw a bunch of time at him.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 22, 2022 07:36 PM (zB/T/)

398
For those amused by corn cooling for some reason, here's the University of NC on commercial sweet corn, ears handling and shipping:

https://tinyurl.com/2ge3kdsw

"Post-harvest Cooling and Handling of Sweet Corn"

It must be cooled down for shipping. I did not know this but corn freezes at 31F. Optimum shipping temperature is 32F. This can preserve it anywhere from 5 to 12 days depending on variety.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)

399 396 About a half century ago, I bought a wall poster in Amsterdam that was an obvious bootleg featuring cute Disney cartoon characters. Upon closer examination, the cute Disney characters were doing various perverted things to each other. The poster artist was simply way ahead of the times.
Posted by: Fenderbender at June 22, 2022 07:36 PM (r72iY)

A childhood friend had that poster, or a close facsimile there of.

It was eye opening!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 22, 2022 07:38 PM (BgMrQ)

400 394 This is from the Infogalatic page on Walt:
Disney realized the importance of telling emotionally gripping stories that would interest the audience.

That's the problem with the company now. They've forgotten this. They think they are owed an audience.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 22, 2022 07:34 PM (5HBd1)


"The Message" has become more important than the story to Hollywood. And that is what must be pushed, and you can't have a story get in the way. It used to be the opposite. There's plenty of good movies and tv out there that we can recognize as trying to also push some agenda as well but still had a good story. Now you cannot allow the story to ask questions because people might come to the "wrong" conclusion.

I mean look at Wall-E. You can look at it as pushing some leftie green agenda. But I think you can also look at it as telling a story where you need to take personal responsibility, and actually fixing the problems you cause and not just leaving them for someone else.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 07:41 PM (vMCab)

401 Ha Ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at June 22, 2022 07:50 PM (UnQlg)

402 was Snow White a dominatrix?

Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 22, 2022 08:04 PM (0CF1W)

403 Driscoll over at Instapundit basically steals the entire article from Ace


Making Jonah great again Driscoll?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at June 22, 2022 08:07 PM (ZW1rs)

404 403 Driscoll over at Instapundit basically steals the entire article from Ace


Making Jonah great again Driscoll?
Posted by: Justin Castreau at June 22, 2022 08:07 PM (ZW1rs)



You realize the article link over there is to this post right?

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2022 08:23 PM (vMCab)

405 Ace, got the Mouse That Roared reference. Nice.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 22, 2022 08:39 PM (jKrDK)

406 I don’t foresee this CEO in role much longer. His antics cost the company significant tax breaks, and his failure to keep his company aligned with mainstream is causing significant financial impact. Disney is a company, not a daycare center and they should remind their employees of this fact.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2022 09:01 PM (FXYsU)

407 There is always "The law of unintended consequences."

But THIS is the case with Disney, "The infiltration of the Marxist/Socialist's construct into a former Capitalist based business model.

And now they are going after GOLF and the PGA.

Hockey next? Not without some Major missing of teeth and then some I think.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 22, 2022 09:11 PM (J00IM)

408 50 million is still way too much

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 22, 2022 10:09 PM (t4poC)

409 A kid walks into a movie theater showing "Lightyear" and asks, "What is this, a school?"

Posted by: Bruce Buttivilanch at June 22, 2022 11:12 PM (p221o)

410 So at the end of the day, conservatives will need to tackle the argument of why a gay kiss is not ok, but Bo Peep giving Woody a kiss is.


Posted by: PoliticalMcGuffin at June 23, 2022 04:21 AM (md5vd)

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