Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/21/22) Longest ONT of The Year Edition?

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Everything they’ve counted on upset. But most of it’s the consequence of what happened, what happened as a consequence of the, the COVID crisis.” Resident of the White House, Joe Biden


Quote II

"I don't think in my lifetime I would have believed I'd see that. It's quite a rare thing to see." Ornithologist David Bird, a professor emeritus of wildlife biology at Montreal's McGill University


Quote III

“It’s supposed to be a secure facility, so this is very rare. “He is extremely dangerous, and was deemed by a judge to be mentally unfit to be in society.”Sergeant Tommy Russell


Quote IV


And now that I'm a favored minority, I wish to take this opportunity to claim the proverbial mile that I'm entitled to on the basis of this genetically=bestowed inch, and claim that I also now identify as a fucking unicorn that pees lemonade, shits Skittles, farts rainbows, cries gumdrops, sneezes glitter and pukes cotton candy.

My personal pronouns are "Huh?" and "WTF?".Matthew Noto


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Not so fast Kung Flu prick pushers. Florida's DeSantis will not be making children under 5 to take the prick.

In a clash with the Biden White House, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis continues to refuse to have the state purchase vaccines for children under 5 years old.

“We are not going to have any programs where we’re trying to jab 6-month-old babies with mRNA,” he said during a news conference at The Pig Bar-B-Q in Callahan. “We still have not ordered it. We’re not going to order it.”

Per the Orlando Sentinel “Florida is the only U.S. state that did not preorder COVID-19 vaccines for kids under 5 before the Food and Drug Administration authorized them. After the FDA granted an emergency use authorization Friday, the state allowed health care providers to place orders for the vaccines, something providers in other states had been able to do since June 3.”


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Well DUH!!!!

While chronic stress is a key risk factor for heart disease and stroke, most cat and dog owners say pets help them chill out and stay active.

A new American Heart Association (AHA) survey of 1,000 pet owners found 95% relying on their animal companions for stress relief. About 7 in 10 said they'd rather spend time with their pet than watch television, and nearly half (47%) said their pets helped them be more active.


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In tonight's Mental Illness on Display: We look at Fatphobia. Calling someone a "Lard Ass" is a phobia I guess. She should just shut her pie hole. Oh yeah, fatphobia.


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No one cares for an odorous erection outside their window.

Residents ‘left in the dark’ after erection of ‘smelly’ pole which blocks view


A new pole in an Oldham road has angered residents – with one resident saying it ‘stinks'.

Sophie Johnson, aged 29, lives on Link Road in Springhead.

About two months ago, the street WhatsApp group was alerted that a letter had been attached to a nearby lamppost saying there would be wooden posts erected on the street.

Sophie says six residents, including herself, all wrote letters of objection to Openreach, who erected the pole, but did not get a response or even an acknowledgement.


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If I were Elon Musk this "child" would never see one penny or an ounce of support from me.

Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him
The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child said she did not want to be related to her father in 'any way shape or form'


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Disappointing is an understatement regarding this behavior.

VA ‘patient advocate’ captured on video body-slamming Vietnam vet still has his job
The assault occurred after an elderly veteran knocked on the door to ask to use the restroom while he waited for his appointment.

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Elon Musk is certainly an interesting guy to watch.

Employees Sue Elon Musk’s Tesla Over Mass Layoffs

Two former Tesla employees filed suit against the automaker on Sunday for allegedly violating federal law through its decision to lay off much of its staff.

Earlier this month, Tesla CEO Elon Musk told executives that he had a “super bad feeling” about the economy and asked them to begin dismissing 10% of employees. According to a class action complaint filed by John Lynch and Daxton Hartsfield — who worked at Tesla’s Gigafactory 2 plant in Sparks, Nevada — the company violated the Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification (WARN) Act by failing to provide 60 days of advance written notice regarding the mass layoff.


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My kind of neighbor, if I had neighbors.

Wedding 'ruined' after neighbour starts mowing lawn just as bride walks down the aisle

A couple's outdoor wedding was "ruined" after a less than friendly neighbour began mowing her lawn just as the bride walked down the aisle, drowning out the sound of their vows


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Elected Wisconsin politicians get the opportunity to put up or shut up about abortion.

Politico published a leaked draft opinion in May related to Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, a case centered around Mississippi’s 15-week abortion ban and the most significant challenge to Roe v. Wade in decades. The leaked draft indicates the court could overturn its Roe v. Wade decision declaring abortion a protected right under the United States Constitution.

The Court is expected to release its official ruling this month. Should the justices stick with the ruling in the leaked draft, decisions about abortion will be turned back over to states. Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers (D) has asked Democrats in the state legislature to repeal Wisconsin’s pre-Roe law. The state’s Democrat attorney general also said he would not enforce the state’s pro-life law if the Supreme Court overturns its 1973 decision, Townhall reported:


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Beetle Spin Emporium



Born on this day: June 21, 1944 - Ray Davies
English musician Ray Davies, singer, songwriter with The Kinks, who had the 1964 UK No.1 & US No.7 'You Really Got Me', and the 1967 UK No.2 single 'Waterloo Sunset' and the 1983 US No.6 single 'Come Dancing'. The Kinks have sold over 50 million records worldwide and among numerous honours, they received the Ivor Novello Award for "Outstanding Service to British Music".via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: June 21, 1951 - Nils Lofgren
American musician Nils Lofgren. He joined Neil Young's band aged 17, playing piano on the album After the Gold Rush. From 1971 to 1974 he recorded four albums with his own band, Grin. He had the 1976 solo album, 'Cry Tough'. Joined Bruce Springsteen E Street Band in 1984. And has been a member of Ringo Starr's All-Starr Band. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Looks like he bought the good stuff.Genius Award Winner.

Washington teen blows off his hand playing with fireworks, authorities say

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One very lucky basketball official. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A basketball game in New York was in full swing when one of the referees suddenly collapsed on the court.

That's when Toledo Glass City basketball player Myles Copeland jumped into action.

"I run toward the emergencies, I don't run away from them," Copeland said.

That's because the 25-year-old is also a firefighter.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Mother Nature.

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1 ONT?!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:18 PM (kf6Ak)

2 Ont ont ont ont

EARLY ONT!
I WIN THE EARLY ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:18 PM (kf6Ak)

3 Yay, early ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 09:19 PM (Bd6X8)

4 2 Ont ont ont ont

EARLY ONT!
I WIN THE EARLY ONT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:18 PM (kf6Ak)


Zombie Don Pardo tell the lovely and talented vmom what she has won!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:20 PM (aA3+G)

5 Eay ONT!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 21, 2022 09:20 PM (6jpby)

6 I love those pics where we're sitting at the dock. Have many pics like this with my family. Awesome picture MH!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 21, 2022 09:21 PM (2kkiJ)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 21, 2022 09:22 PM (hWi/o)

8 An ONT at 8:16 PM Central Time? What villainy is this??

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:23 PM (xhu0Y)

9 Also big thanks for the player that jumped in to help the ref! I do a lot of games and am kinda scared about having an event like that.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 21, 2022 09:23 PM (2kkiJ)

10 Shouldn't the longest ONT of the year be posted on the longest night of the year here in the Northern Hemisphere, not on the shortest night?

Posted by: First day of summer and it is already too damn hot at June 21, 2022 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

11 Early bird gets the Ivermectin.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:24 PM (LS1lz)

12 Good evening Horde.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:25 PM (79p/O)

13 10 Shouldn't the longest ONT of the year be posted on the longest night of the year here in the Northern Hemisphere, not on the shortest night?
Posted by: First day of summer and it is already too damn hot at June 21, 2022 09:24 PM (AMIL/)


Kwityerbitchin'


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:25 PM (aA3+G)

14 Love the fishing pics! Thank you!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 21, 2022 09:25 PM (CWMF2)

15 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (qAR6u)

16 Good evening, mpfs.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (V13WU)

17 I had no idea Elon Musk's kid was a tranny. That might explain a lot.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (xhu0Y)

18 Love the South Dakota pic at the end.

When I was a kid in Wyoming we had a late June snowstorm just days before the Cody Stampede. 6 or so inches. But it was gone in less than two days.

July is the only month I have never seen snow. Well, in town. me and the missus took a drive over Cameron Pass and Rabbit Ears Pass a few years ago, and it had snowed. This was after Independence Day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)

19
"I don't think in my lifetime I would have believed I'd see that. It's quite a rare thing to see."

-Ornithologist David Bird

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I got yer rare bird... RIGHT HEAH!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (IXpV7)

20 Unacceptable J🍁🩸 @JadaWri95107664 · Jun 20
Replying to @ezralevant

Condom? Don’t worry babe, I’m on the Pfizer

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (yikp0)

21 Hey runner.
How's it going.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (79p/O)

22 "Ornithologist David Bird, a professor emeritus of wildlife biology at Montreal's McGill University"


Did he really even have a choice in careers?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 09:27 PM (0fVbu)

23 https://youtu.be/0uMWbZj-gWg

Early ONT. Hmm. Guess that's ok.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:27 PM (sAmhv)

24 Yo fappers

Posted by: Zeera at June 21, 2022 09:27 PM (f15Vt)

25 Overtaken by an early ONT:

264 Never been down that way. Might have to give it a try. What time of year would be best? We are not sun people.
Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 09:16 PM (AmoqO)

Then winter. I went with some friends in late February because flights then were cheap and we had enough of Michigan Gray Skies. A long weekend was nice - being younger then we drank too much, but that wasn't a problem because the place is so small we could walk nearly everywhere tourister-ish like the lighthouse, the fort, and so on.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (GA/zj)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at June 21, 2022 09:28 PM (GA/zj)

26 The other morons are going to be pissed that we all got here first.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:28 PM (79p/O)

27 So, low today at my AO was 77F. High was 94F.

Snow does not sound like a bad idea. For a few days.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 21, 2022 09:31 PM (6jpby)

28 The new gun bill changes who needs to have a FFL to sell guns.

https://bit.ly/3NjlMus

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 09:32 PM (i0wNm)

29 "My "23 and Me" report was finally received this past weekend, and the GREATEST...THING....EVAH....happened, and it turns out my Sicilian ass is 2% African."


This is what I've been saying the whole time!

Posted by: Clifford Worley at June 21, 2022 09:32 PM (0fVbu)

30 mpfs, okey-doke. you ?

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:32 PM (V13WU)

31 Lots of room to stretch out in this ONT MisHum.

Nice Corinthian leather too.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:33 PM (79p/O)

32 longest ONT evah !

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:33 PM (V13WU)

33 I deserted Noto after about the fourth page of his dental work.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:33 PM (LS1lz)

34 Evening

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 21, 2022 09:34 PM (YglAn)

35 Runner,

Not really, but hanging in there. Day 13 at the hospital sitting with my uncle. Today they confirmed the lung cancer diagnosis. Stage 4 and COPD.
The leg will be amputated from below the knee. He just wants to come home soon.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:34 PM (79p/O)

36 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)

37 Zombie Don Pardo tell the lovely and talented vmom what she has won!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I bet it's really good!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:36 PM (kf6Ak)

38 36 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)


Well you can help.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:36 PM (aA3+G)

39 Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him

The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child said she did not want to be related to her father in 'any way shape or form'

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I suspect THIS is what red-pilled Elon into his crusade against the woke virus. It's one thing when it's "out there" -- but another when it's invaded your home.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 09:37 PM (6Ym5C)

40 always thought Terry Reid made the worst decision of all time but Musk's spawn has eclipsed him

by a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 09:37 PM (us2H3)

41 29 "My "23 and Me" report was finally received this past weekend, and the GREATEST...THING....EVAH....happened, and it turns out my Sicilian ass is 2% African."


This is what I've been saying the whole time!

Posted by: Clifford Worley



Heh!
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM
Greatest scene EVAH!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:38 PM (sAmhv)

42 Ray Davies was prophetic.

"Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand, why she walks like a woman but talks like a man.

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up world, shook up world, except for Lola.

L-O-L-A
Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo-la Lola"

Posted by: a.moron at June 21, 2022 09:38 PM (F6Xpw)

43 Mis Hum, I'll do my best but I have to get my riding done before the sun comes up and it hits 105.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:38 PM (VrIP1)

44 Snow does not sound like a bad idea. For a few days.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 21, 2022 09:31 PM (6jpby)


I'd take any kind of precipitation. As intense as the heat's been, our local fireworks shows might end up canceled without some rain.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:39 PM (xhu0Y)

45 oh, sorry to hear that, mpfs. it's good he has the support of family and they can be there with him.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU)

46 Ever wanted to turn your semi-auto into a Gatling gun?

https://bit.ly/3xNLhON

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 09:39 PM (i0wNm)

47 Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him
The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child said she did not want to be related to her father in 'any way shape or form'


Do you think he'd be open to adoption?

Posted by: Ex-Prince Harry at June 21, 2022 09:39 PM (/NCI4)

48 she is a he

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

49 one of the twins, I think

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

50 10 Shouldn't the longest ONT of the year be posted on the longest night of the year here in the Northern Hemisphere, not on the shortest night?

Posted by: First day of summer and it is already too damn hot at June 21, 2022 09:24 PM (AMIL/)


. . . but it's the longest night of the year in the southern hemisphere, which is where Pixie is located.

Posted by: a.moron at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (F6Xpw)

51 The new gun bill changes who needs to have a FFL to sell guns.

https://bit.ly/3NjlMus
Posted by: bonhomme

FFL laws were already tightened some years ago. You MUST have a storefront to have an FFL. Means there will be NO private transactions. But that's OK, cause they don't keep those transaction records after they're consummated.
Swearsies.

Posted by: MkY at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (cPGH3)

52 It's still light out! What sorcery is this?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)

53 Cutting yourself out of the will of the richest man in the world.

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (oTZbj)

54 -
If you can be pilled, you will be pilled.

Posted by: irright at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (NTUk0)

55 43 Mis Hum, I'll do my best but I have to get my riding done before the sun comes up and it hits 105.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:38 PM (VrIP1)


All we can ask is "Try your best"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (aA3+G)

56 I wonder if the little musk chip wants to also be cut off from the money? I'm guessing that's a no.

Posted by: Clifford Worley at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (0fVbu)

57 Heh.

I was considering reselling my guns to the government, but after a quick background check discovered they have a history of violence and instability.

- Kevin Sorbo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (Bd6X8)

58 well, with a little luck, it will find a better gig than Musk

Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (us2H3)

59 Nils Lofgren, smart kid, got away from Neil Young quick,
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Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (LS1lz)

60
*crosses fingers* Yeah, I don't think any of my kids will go trans. *uncrosses fingers*

But if it happened, I'd hope that I had $250b when it did. Kid goes into an island cavern guarded by some of my cyborgs, until he gets over it. While the other cyborgs are hunting whichever goons put him up to it in the first place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (IXpV7)

61 Nils Lofgren also worked with Lou Reed. If you've worked with Lou Reed, you can just bask in your survivor light.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (m0zqP)

62 25 hear old former Purdue basketball player drops dead. But at least the vaccine is available for infants.

Posted by: Wally at June 21, 2022 09:43 PM (SoKl/)

63 59 Nils Lofgren, smart kid, got away from Neil Young quick,
'
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (LS1lz)


He replaced Sampedro as his rhythm guitarist in Crazy Horse. He also pulled his tunes off Spotify.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (aA3+G)

64 everyone should be forced to play the accordian during childhood

Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (us2H3)

65 Ha ha ha, here I toy with getting banned forever. Lou Reed is way more important than Frank Zappa.

I bet you folks never see me after this comment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (m0zqP)

66 his ex lives in CA , which is ground zero for evil shit that is infecting this country

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (V13WU)

67 Fun fact: 15 percent of the world's food suppliers are at war.
It's going to be a fun winter.

Buy a freezer now.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (79p/O)

68 Well jeez! Just because it's the long day...we have to check in early?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (Z5eyD)

69 65 Ha ha ha, here I toy with getting banned forever. Lou Reed is way more important than Frank Zappa.

I bet you folks never see me after this comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 09:44 PM (m0zqP)


Everybody is entitled to their wrong opinion including you Beckoning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 21, 2022 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

70 Ben Had,

Check your mail.

Posted by: Ex-ex at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (RU4sa)

71 Nils Lofgren also worked with Lou Reed. If you've worked with Lou Reed, you can just bask in your survivor light.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 09:42 PM (m0zqP)

I read a book by some guy, an A&R man, who worked with him and with Jim Morrison. He said Morrison was by the worst act he ever had to deal with. He was pretty nice about Lou Reed's antics, but said Morrison was practically a monster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (IXpV7)

72 Cutting yourself out of the will of the richest man in the world.

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (oTZbj)

I can't hate it.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (2EfvF)

73 Huh? and WTF?

Posted by: Huh? and WTF? at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (KTPXo)

74 If Elon set up a trust fund for that little bitch, I hope it wasn't irrevocable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

75 My family lived on a hill. One spring day, my dad completely drained the above-ground pool. Our next-door neighbor had plans with company to use her back yard but the lawn was flooded.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2022 09:46 PM (ybIRR)

76 I am so stoked for this weekend. Going off the grid come Thursday morning (except for my phone - gotta talk to my bride at least once a day, she's kind of adorable). Gonna be with my son and his church group in the wild canyon lands of Utah. Will be my third such escape. These are good people. I am barely Christian, but I get so much from these meetups.

and go Avs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

77 Meh. If daddy has billions, you can receive tens of millions every year by making medium-loud noises to the press.

Posted by: irright at June 21, 2022 09:47 PM (NTUk0)

78 37 Zombie Don Pardo tell the lovely and talented vmom what she has won!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I bet it's really good!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:36 PM (kf6Ak)

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"You've won a brand new Kenworth T600B semi-tractor diesel that gets 4 mpg!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 09:47 PM (6Ym5C)

79 Nice ONT anyway MisHum.Thanx!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 09:47 PM (Z5eyD)

80 Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him
The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child said she did not want to be related to her father in 'any way shape or form'

Oh, I will guaran-fking-goddam-tee she'll remain "related" to daddy's money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 09:48 PM (eiN05)

81 25 hear old former Purdue basketball player drops dead. But at least the vaccine is available for infants.
Posted by: Wally at June 21, 2022 09:43 PM (SoKl/)


Man, don't joke about that. My sister just had her first kid, and I'm terrified she'll get her the shot at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:48 PM (xhu0Y)

82 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at June 21, 2022 09:49 PM (PlW9M)

83 I am barely Christian, but I get so much from these meetups.

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Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 09:49 PM (6Ym5C)

84 Robert the Cat (TM) news.

So, today, I was working on the PC and RTC(TM) decided he wanted to be on the desk. He rubbed his face against me, and purred, and I rubbed his neck while he continued to purr.

Then we had our usual fight fest. I've got a whole lot of slashes on my arms and hands, and Robert the Cat (TM) has no wounds at all. Because I'm fair.

I did pick him up and rub his tummy, because I'm dangerous.

I live.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 09:49 PM (m0zqP)

85 53 Cutting yourself out of the will of the richest man in the world.
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 09:41 PM (oTZbj)
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Maybe this will convince him to make babies with stable women. (mentally)

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:49 PM (LS1lz)

86 Making a baby with Amber Heard.
What was he thinking?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:49 PM (LS1lz)

87 Changing your name doesn't un-relate you to your family any more than changing your pronouns changes your gender.

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 09:50 PM (oTZbj)

88 76 and go Avs.

Well deserved Norris Trophy for Makar! Glad to see the kid get it. Go Avs!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 09:51 PM (eiN05)

89 "You've won a brand new Kenworth T600B semi-tractor diesel that gets 4 mpg!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims

But that's not all!
You get to pay about $10,000/year in property taxes to your local jurisdiction for the privilege of living there with that tractor.
AND... your insurance will only be about $7000/year!

Posted by: MkY at June 21, 2022 09:51 PM (cPGH3)

90 Ok, off true romance sock.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 09:51 PM (0fVbu)

91 Trannie Musk: Man, am I going to drop a bomb on Dad!
Amber Heard: Way ahead of you, freak.

Posted by: Wally at June 21, 2022 09:52 PM (SoKl/)

92 >>> Oh, I will guaran-fking-goddam-tee she'll remain "related" to daddy's money.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 09:48 PM (eiN05)
---------------

This isn't having a fight with daddy and slamming the door on the way out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:52 PM (LS1lz)

93
In his position, I'd let the kid back into the fold. After he makes a highly publicized (by my PR department) campaign in the Court to have his named changed back, and his gender too, and reads into the public record: "My name is Xavier, and I am a dude. My dad was totally right, and I'm a huge douche, and he's great."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 09:52 PM (IXpV7)

94 Not following the Stanley Cup all that closely. I'm rooting for Tampa though. I lived there for a few years while in the USAF so got a fondness for that part of Florida.

It's getting close to July. Hockey should be over. FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:53 PM (sAmhv)

95 Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:38 PM (sAmhv)

Never seen this movie but damn that was an acting masterclass.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 21, 2022 09:53 PM (YglAn)

96 Evening all..

Waiting for it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 09:53 PM (J00IM)

97 Is it just me or is the link about Musk's kid being highjacked?

There have been a few links on this page that have had re-directs.

Posted by: sippon_bourbon at June 21, 2022 09:53 PM (9mNhY)

98 -
Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?

Posted by: ShainS -
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Walk right in.

Posted by: 1942 US Army Medical Exam at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (NTUk0)

99 Trannie Musk: Man, am I going to drop a bomb on Dad!
Amber Heard: Way ahead of you, freak.
Posted by: Wally at June 21, 2022 09:52 PM (SoKl/)


"Trannie Musk"! Coming to a natural herbal store near you! Subsidized in California!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (xhu0Y)

100 I love that baby eagle / hawk video

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (kf6Ak)

101

In before 100!

Now time for to make party!

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (PSpan)

102 Agreed this is way too late for hockey.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (eiN05)

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (PSpan)

104 6:19 ??? Is nothing sacred?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 09:55 PM (r1z5A)

105 Got my STYX tix.

Same place the Avs play, next month.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 09:55 PM (eiN05)

106 Wow, season 3 of The Sinner is a hot mess of pretentious Nietzschean, nihilistic bullshit.

Season 1 was good, 2 was meh.

I hear 4 is better.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2022 09:55 PM (ufFY8)

107 Gettin' tired. Off to bed.

https://youtu.be/aFHN2SXHCZ8

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:55 PM (sAmhv)

108 108

Posted by: Theodore at June 21, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT)

109 Children need Fathers...absolutely

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 09:56 PM (J00IM)

110 101

In before 100!

Now time for to make party!
Posted by: Zettai

ouch ! so close !


Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:56 PM (V13WU)

111 If it were me, I'd take the cat to the vet and have them clip the ends of his nails. Would grow back eventually, but might convince him not to claw.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (5HBd1)

112 If I were Elon Musk, I would increase the allowance to Vitriol Jenkem Willscum, to hasten its overdose demise.

Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (w6hJ9)

113 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at June 21, 2022 09:28 PM (GA/zj)

Thanks for getting back with me. I have a friend who winters in Miami. Might make for a good combo trip.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (AmoqO)

114 101

In before 100!

Now time for to make party!
Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (PSpan)


You were saying?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (xhu0Y)

115 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)

You expect it to get long without you?

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (qubJ2)

116 >>> But that's not all!
You get to pay about $10,000/year in property taxes to your local jurisdiction for the privilege of living there with that tractor.
AND... your insurance will only be about $7000/year!
Posted by: MkY at June 21, 2022 09:51 PM (cPGH3)
-----------------------

Big truck 'bumper stickers' during the Carter years.
" This Truck Pays $5000. in Highway Taxes"

Wonder what that tax tab is now?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (LS1lz)

117 65 BeckChas
Kickin' it tonight kiddo!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (Z5eyD)

118 ok, Zettai, I feel so bad for you I am willing to drop my comment at 32 and...39, so can just make it !

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)

119 You ain't whistling Dixie!

I've been wasting time for 45 minutes other places and do you see what happened?!

Damnit!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (pTyJa)

120 Children need Fathers...absolutely
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 09:56 PM (J00IM)

Yup. Dad and I would butt heads when I was a teenager. But, dammit, he was a good man. And he was mostly right. I miss him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

121 -
Children are our future.

Posted by: Satan at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (NTUk0)

122 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had


Ohhhhh, sweetie! I booked my flight! CAN NOT wait to give you the biggest hug on the planet...without tongue.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (r1z5A)

123 You expect it to get long without you?
Posted by: ...

Um. . . ..

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (pTyJa)

124 111 If it were me, I'd take the cat to the vet and have them clip the ends of his nails. Would grow back eventually, but might convince him not to claw.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (5HBd1)
----------------------------

Water pistol.
Negative reinforcement can have positive value.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:59 PM (LS1lz)

125 Ho;y carp, you fo;ls move fast. what's shaking?

Posted by: Farmer at June 21, 2022 10:00 PM (55Qr6)

126 Robert the Cat (TM) can kill me, and it would be a mercy. I mean, *cough* of course I'll get his murder mittens* trimmed.

*courtesy of The Girl With the Dogs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 10:00 PM (m0zqP)

127 Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?

Posted by: ShainS -
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Walk right in.

Posted by: 1942 US Army Medical Exam at June 21, 2022 09:54 PM (NTUk0)

Or any Army WWII barracks latrine

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:00 PM (AmoqO)

128 ...I feel so bad for you I am willing to drop my comment at 32 and...39, so can just make it !

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 09:58 PM



Sympathy *and* generosity!

Rookie move...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:01 PM (PSpan)

129 Redacted, I got your allusion to Terry Reid's bad decision, I think--the guy that turned down the chance to sing with Led Zeppelin and recommended Robert Plant instead? (Maybe this was already discussed on the music thread the other night)

Terry is in hospital right now and had to cancel some gigs but his wife says he's going to be okay. I follow him on FB and have several CDs of his.

Posted by: skywch at June 21, 2022 10:01 PM (uqhmb)

130 Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?

Our Lady of Perpetual Goosebumps

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 21, 2022 10:01 PM (eiN05)

131 97

Oh yes..the dark web got to her, he, she, it. At least that swinging dick Lia Thomas won't be bastardizing women swimming ever again. Elon...do your duty!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 10:01 PM (J00IM)

132 You expect it to get long without you?
Posted by: ...


Okay, are we still doing phrasing or not?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at June 21, 2022 10:02 PM (xhu0Y)

133 A new American Heart Association (AHA) survey of 1,000 pet owners found 95% relying on their animal companions for stress relief.

The other 5% hump legs elsewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 10:02 PM (anj39)

134 Ho;y carp, you fo;ls move fast. what's shaking?

Your hand as you were typing?

Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)

135 June 25, 2022: Breasts become self-aware.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 10:03 PM (m0zqP)

136 Ever wanted to turn your semi-auto into a Gatling gun?

What's the legal status of devices like that? I thought ATF wanted to get them reclassified as "machine guns" when they did the same with bump stocks but I don't know if they did.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2022 10:03 PM (nfrXX)

137 Good night all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 10:03 PM (m0zqP)

138 Some Rat!! Yay!! Texas in October.. gonna be lit!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:03 PM (nxdel)

139 134 Evening.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 10:03 PM (J00IM)

140 *lurking*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (4I/2K)

141 Yup. Dad and I would butt heads when I was a teenager. But, dammit, he was a good man. And he was mostly right. I miss him.


My old man was a WWII MARINE! Butt heads? He could stop me with a look, and if I pissed him off, the only person who could stop him from killing me, was, Mom.
I miss that salty a**hole ever damn day.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

142 -
A new American Heart Association (AHA) survey of 1,000 pet owners found 95% relying on their animal companions for stress relief. -
-
-----

That's disgusting.

Posted by: Furry Conventioneers at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (NTUk0)

143 Another odd thing about going to the doctor? They did not ask me about Covid at all.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (08ncd)

144 I'm planning on the TX MoMe, but being such a shy and innocent person, I'm worried that I be debauched! What are the chances?

Posted by: LRob in TX at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (KTPXo)

145 You run the risk of a bad infection from cat bites and scratches. I always use alcohol to clean them up. And I still had a bite on my hand that was bad enough for antibiotics.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (hblEb)

146 Ok, I've done my part for a long ONT. Gotta visit with family now.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 10:05 PM (xhu0Y)

147 Ok y'all! No going to sleep on the shortest night of the year...
Tomorrow starts winter, don't ya know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 10:05 PM (Z5eyD)

148 I'm planning on the TX MoMe, but being such a shy and innocent person, I'm worried that I be debauched! What are the chances?
Posted by: LRob in TX

Just stay away from the horse trailer outside the back gate and you'll be just fine.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:06 PM (pTyJa)

149 *lurking*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM



I think commenting whilst lurking is a clear violation of our Code of Conduct...

Our Dear COMM, q.v....

I could be wrong...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:07 PM (sMqD7)

150 Hey there Mis Hum! Howdy Hordelings!

Wow - the ONT is already almost an hour old??

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2022 10:07 PM (yUjc0)

151 Texas in October.. gonna be lit!
Posted by: jewells45


LOL!!! Bring a catalogue, I have many granddaughters who deserve you wares. {{{Jewels}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:07 PM (r1z5A)

152 29 "My "23 and Me" report was finally received this past weekend, and the GREATEST...THING....EVAH....happened, and it turns out my Sicilian ass is 2% African.
------

I'm interested to see how much Neanderthal blood is in me.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:07 PM (AmoqO)

153 BUT, they did have signs up for wearing a mask.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2022 10:07 PM (08ncd)

154 Back during the Vietnam War, all the democrat hippies yelled "Baby Killer!" at the returning soldiers, meaning it as an epithet. Now they are all for baby killing. I don't understand them . . .

Oh, and there is a part of me that thinks abortion should be legal from the 4th to the 139th trimester.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at June 21, 2022 10:08 PM (GqMIc)

155 So one of Elon's seven sons; still counts for the 'seventh son of a seventh son' or nah?

Posted by: Zeera at June 21, 2022 10:08 PM (f15Vt)

156 115 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)

You expect it to get long without you?
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 09:57 PM (qubJ2)

------------------------------

*Notes that the chapter on phrasing has been ripped from the AoS style guide.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 21, 2022 10:08 PM (CAJOC)

157 149
Exactly! Now, on to lurking....or something....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 10:09 PM (Z5eyD)

158 29 "My "23 and Me" report was finally received this past weekend, and the GREATEST...THING....EVAH....happened, and it turns out my Sicilian ass is 2% African."


This is what I've been saying the whole time!

Posted by: Clifford Worley at June 21, 2022 09:32 PM (0fVbu)

Sicilians are a soup of pretty much every ethnicity in the Mediterranean. Good farm land. Strategic location. Pretty much everyone wanted it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2022 10:09 PM (08ncd)

159 If that's an Emergency Use Authorization then what is the emergency?

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2022 10:09 PM (aCj7/)

160 my Sicilian ass is 2% African."

You can get reparations on your pizza!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (8GBH4)

161 Just stay away from the horse trailer outside the back gate and you'll be just fine.
Posted by: Tonypete


No advise...let the newbie discover on their own. (I have serious money on who starts crying first.)

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

162 2% is ..not even a thing, and could have been a mistake; take it again and it might come out to be something else

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)

163 I miss that salty a**hole ever damn day.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

Dad was a Marine as well, but after Korea and before Vietnam. I always found it weird that he did not use profanity at home.

Until I joined his barbershop singing chorus, and we got away from Mom for gigs. He was just as salty as any Marine ever. Clever bastard. But he was smart. Do not cross Mom. love you, Mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)

164 -
You run the risk of a bad infection from cat bites and scratches. I always use alcohol to clean them up. And I still had a bite on my hand that was bad enough for antibiotics.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 21, 2022 10:04 PM -
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Wang Dang, disinfect that thang.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)

165 I'm planning on the TX MoMe, but being such a shy and innocent person, I'm worried that I be debauched! What are the chances?
Posted by: LRob in TX

Just stay away from the horse trailer outside the back gate and you'll be just fine.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:06 PM (pTyJa)
***
And remember, no matter what, don't ever, even once, go into...
Oh crap.
Gotta go.
Back later.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (anj39)

166 Don Worley...

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (oTZbj)

167 35. mpfs I have been reading your posts and I am sorry your uncle has this diagnosis. Hope he gets home as soon as feasible and can spend his remaining time the way he wants. You are a wonderful nephew to him and he is blessed with that.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2022 10:11 PM (e+FmT)

168 OK...

Orange tree for a spell.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 21, 2022 10:11 PM (J00IM)

169 I hope Musks confused child intends to live entirely on money he/she earns to show just how he/she despises the evil billionaire.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

170 Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?
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Just looked it up. There are actually numerous ones. Did not click on images. Yet

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:12 PM (AmoqO)

171 question about 23 and me, other than your gemome, what other personal information do you have to supply ?

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:13 PM (V13WU)

172 *genome

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:13 PM (V13WU)

173 No advise...let the newbie discover on their own. (I have serious money on who starts crying first.)
Posted by: Some Rat

And, I won't use any names, but that coed strip cribbage tourney was the tits!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:13 PM (pTyJa)

174 Some Rat I don't have a catalog. Just have to go online to my shop to see what I have. I'm too poor to print out a catalog!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)

175 Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)

I'll do my part. I have a shit-ton of opinions what will be ignored.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

176 And, I won't use any names, but that coed strip cribbage tourney was the tits!!

I thought you won that.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

177 Thanks for a girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top of Dad taking the little shaver fishing.

*scratches bottom photo off of list of potential living spots*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 21, 2022 10:14 PM (xT18z)

178 17 I had no idea Elon Musk's kid was a tranny. That might explain a lot.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (xhu0Y)

Well, for me? The more my kids got screwed up by school and 'modern' society... the more conservative I got, because I saw the cause and effect.

Note, Musk is suddenly much more Conservative.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:15 PM (oHd/0)

179 You run the risk of a bad infection from cat bites and scratches.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I fact check that as true.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 21, 2022 10:15 PM (KAi1n)

180 Oh, and there is a part of me that thinks abortion should be legal from the 4th to the 139th trimester.
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense!


I have always thought the proposal should be abortion is legal until the first trimester of college!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

181 175 Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 09:35 PM (VrIP1)

I'll do my part. I have a shit-ton of opinions what will be ignored.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

/Posts old Meme to pad thread count...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:16 PM (oHd/0)

182 Posted by: jewells45


Done and done!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

183 171 question about 23 and me, other than your gemome, what other personal information do you have to supply ?
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:13 PM (V13WU)

Pretty sure you have to pay by credit card... so once that is linked in their data?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:17 PM (oHd/0)

184 /Posts old Meme to pad thread count...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:16 PM (oHd/0)

Did someone say "thread count?"

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 21, 2022 10:17 PM (IXpV7)

185 Also, Lead SD is pronounced Leed. learned that when elder son was at South Dakota Mines. Great school BTW. He got a job on graduation weekend. he was actually talking to the guy when we arrived.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)

186 And, I won't use any names, but that coed strip cribbage tourney was the tits!!

I thought you won that.
Posted by: jewells45

HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:18 PM (pTyJa)

187 I thought the last pic was WY but it is SD:
https://is.gd/lSYWbJ

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 21, 2022 10:19 PM (llON8)

188 For all the lonely people .... (Eleonore Rigby)

I was loveless before I 'married' a rag doll — and now we have a 'baby'
https://trib.al/OSUCTyu

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:19 PM (qfLjt)

189 Pug, my last boss at a major aerospace contractor was a Mines graduate and one of the best engineers I ever worked with or for. On top of being smart as an engineer he was dead reliable as a manager.

Posted by: LRob in TX at June 21, 2022 10:20 PM (KTPXo)

190 If that's an Emergency Use Authorization then what is the emergency?
Posted by: torabora


The emergency is that liability claims against vaccine manufacturers for insufficient testing could have been made previously but not after the EUA decision.

So only the peasants get screwed this way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

191 And, I won't use any names, but that coed strip cribbage tourney was the tits!!
Posted by: Tonypete


OH SHIT!!! A certain female photog and I play strip cribbage at the great whale hunt at Neah Bay! It is still the stuff of legend....snort! (As in "You had nothing to bet!)

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

192 Weird that you cannot find a recent photo of Musk's son on the intertubes. At least I couldn't.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:21 PM (6jFs+)

193 Good news everyone! The F-BEE-EYE just got
$100,000,000 in the new gun control bill.

Reeeee...

Posted by: DaisyB at June 21, 2022 10:21 PM (Hswbs)

194 Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him
The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child...

**

Ah, I think I might have just had a bit of insight into why Elon has recently been behaving the way he's been. I suspect he's personally witnessed this Woke bullsh*t tearing his family apart, and he knows the kid is 700x more likely to commit suicide because of whatever underlying mental illness is driving this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:21 PM (g7CEa)

195 The interesting thing is, there is nothing interesting about me at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP)

196 >>> Well, for me? The more my kids got screwed up by school and 'modern' society... the more conservative I got, because I saw the cause and effect.

Note, Musk is suddenly much more Conservative.
Posted by: Romeo13
-------------------

Wasn't the kid living with idiot mother?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM (LS1lz)

197 189 Pug, my last boss at a major aerospace contractor was a Mines graduate and one of the best engineers I ever worked with or for. On top of being smart as an engineer he was dead reliable as a manager.
Posted by: LRob in TX at June 21, 2022 10:20 PM (KTPXo)

School of Mines used to have a really good Historic Sword fighting Club... more than half women, which is very abnormal for the sport.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM (oHd/0)

198 Night Horde.

Have to up at three hospital at 7am.

And thank you all for your kind words of support and prayers. You keep me somewhat sane through the madness.

Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (79p/O)

199 question about 23 and me, other than your gemome, what other personal information do you have to supply ?
Posted by: runner


Biological triplets have taken that test: There was a 10 to 20% difference in the outcome...just saying.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

200 I bet kids of really rich people are extra-targeted by the groomers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (kf6Ak)

201 Note, Musk is suddenly much more Conservative.
Posted by: Romeo13

Wasn't the kid living with idiot mother?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM (LS1lz)

Yeah, but its the old Jacky Gleason line from Smokey and the Bandit.... 'I can't believe you sprang from my loins...'

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)

202 A family member did a 23 and me type test, and found an unknown relative.

Turns out that Grandma's brother had an affair back in the day and knocked somebody up.
That was an interesting Thanksgiving that year.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (ufFY8)

203 The interesting thing is, there is nothing interesting about me at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM



Rubbish.

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:24 PM (PSvQX)

204 ..."Florida is the only U.S. state that did not preorder COVID-19 vaccines for kids under 5 before the Food and Drug Administration authorized them. After the FDA granted an emergency use authorization Friday...

*

Remember, Pfizer recently acknowledged that the FDA approved version of the injection (Comirnaty or whatever) will never be released. No one will ever receive it. It was the entire reason the "FDA approved" nonsense was pushed.

And it will never be injected into a single person.

The other chemicals will be put into 6 month olds, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:24 PM (g7CEa)

205 >>> 2% is ..not even a thing, and could have been a mistake; take it again and it might come out to be something else
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)


I think the whole "23 and me" thing is a scam/ gimmick/ information harvesting operation. But people really love doing it. My wife loves that stuff looking into family history we've even stopped at a few records places when we're on road trips.

She wants to the same with my side and gets frustrated because a good bit of my family were dirt poor scotch-irish hillbillies that didn't keep records and didn't want no tax-man, law-man poking into their goings on. Also there were a lot of deaths, whole families wiped out, adoptions, child slavery, the sort of bad stuff that happened in the mid west in hard times that no one wants a record of. So no trail for me.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 10:24 PM (0fVbu)

206 Biological triplets have taken that test: There was a 10 to 20% difference in the outcome...just saying.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

Yeah, my Whitebread Brothers Son, whose Mother is Black, somehow came out 75% Black.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:24 PM (oHd/0)

207 Had to step out to fill requests for the 7th Annual TXMoMe.

Some Rat- some one asked me if I was concerned about having sex at my age. Retort- if he dies- he dies.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 10:25 PM (VrIP1)

208 22 "Ornithologist David Bird, a professor emeritus of wildlife biology at Montreal's McGill University"


Did he really even have a choice in careers?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 09:27 PM (0fVbu)
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Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

209 175
We got a looonnng way to go.
We need Miklos to step in....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (Z5eyD)

210 200 I bet kids of really rich people are extra-targeted by the groomers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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That would be a prize to the crew.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (LS1lz)

211 2% is ..not even a thing, and could have been a mistake; take it again and it might come out to be something else
Posted by: runner

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Coincedentally, 2% is a greater percentage than the total of gay people in the United States.

Not even a thing. And they control us all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (g7CEa)

212 mpfs, prayers for your uncle, and you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (kf6Ak)

213 Gonna be with my son and his church group in the wild canyon lands of Utah. Will be my third such escape. These are good people. I am barely Christian, but I get so much from these meetups.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
* * * *
Have a wonderful time and safe travels. May every moment count and may you be richly blessed!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (xT18z)

214 some one asked me if I was concerned about having sex at my age. Retort- if he dies- he dies.

LMAO!!!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)

215 Yeah, my Whitebread Brothers Son, whose Mother is Black, somehow came out 75% Black.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:24 PM (oHd/0)

I'll let you in on a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 21, 2022 10:27 PM (ufFY8)

216 That would be a prize to the crew.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:26 PM (LS1lz)

Coz the whole lgbt + - specially the t's, are a sex cult

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:27 PM (kf6Ak)

217 Some Rat- some one asked me if I was concerned about having sex at my age. Retort- if he dies- he dies.
Posted by: Ben Had

I told R. this - you remain her hero! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:27 PM (pTyJa)

218 And thank you all for your kind words of support and prayers. You keep me somewhat sane through the madness.
Posted by: mpfs at June 21, 2022 10:23 PM (79p/O)
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Prayers up for you, mpfs, your uncle, and all family and friends. Tough diagnoses and I know your uncle is so thankful to have you by his side right now. May the Lord keep you close.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 21, 2022 10:28 PM (xT18z)

219 Coz the whole lgbt + - specially the t's, are a sex cult
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:27 PM (kf6Ak)

Never have been able to figure out how a group that is supposed to be about inclusion... left out the Majority... ie Heterosexuals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:28 PM (oHd/0)

220 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?
Posted by: Ciampino

My Electrician - Max Power. No kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:28 PM (pTyJa)

221 >>> School of Mines used to have a really good Historic Sword fighting Club... more than half women, which is very abnormal for the sport.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:22 PM (oHd/0)


Do they scream? I love those fencing competitions where the girls scream. Cracks me up every time. There's no way I could survive being attacked by a girl fencer. She'd scream and I'd fall to the ground laughing. Then she could just stand by casually poke poke poke until I'm dead.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (0fVbu)

222 "n 2019, identical twin sisters Charlsie and Carly Agro both took DNA tests from 23andMe, AncestryDNA, MyHeritage, FamilyTreeDNA, and LivingDNA, and found that the results from one sister did not match the results of the other sister.[95] While Charlsie's test resulted in 38% Italian, 28% Eastern European, 15% Balkan, around 3% Broadly European, 13% Others, and 2.6% French and German, Carly's test resulted in 37% Italian, 25% Eastern European, 14% Balkan, 13% Broadly European, and 12% Others. Carly's test did not detect French and German ancestry, while Charlsie's did. Carly's test did however discover Polish ancestry, under the Eastern European category, which came up undetected in Charlsie's results. Charlsie Agro had asked Mark Gerstein, a computational biologist from Yale University, to analyze both her and her twin sister's raw DNA data beforehand; his team stated that the results should be identical, as their DNA were "statistically the same". hmmm

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU)

223 fake twins !!

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU)

224 Elon's ex may have pushed the kid in that direction to get back at dad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

225 some one asked me if I was concerned about having sex at my age. Retort- if he dies- he dies.
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In a state of rigor mortis, with a smile on his face.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

226 Coz the whole lgbt + - specially the t's, are a sex cult

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I've never quite understood how the rainbow stickers on cars are anything other than advertisements.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:31 PM (g7CEa)

227 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?

Classmate of mine went to Germany on an exchange thing, and her neighbor's name was Neighbor.

Frau Neighbor

That's all I got.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (ufFY8)

228 Ben Had! Please send me an email cuz I lost yer address. Thx.

Posted by: LRob in TX at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (KTPXo)

229 94 Not following the Stanley Cup all that closely. I'm rooting for Tampa though. I lived there for a few years while in the USAF so got a fondness for that part of Florida.

It's getting close to July. Hockey should be over. FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 09:53 PM (sAmhv)
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In the USA it's the only major sport left that's worth watching so it should never end. I may get withdrawal symptoms ....!

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (qfLjt)

230
The state’s Democrat attorney general also said he would not enforce the state’s pro-life law if the Supreme Court overturns its 1973 decision, Townhall reported:

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Remember when gay marriage was imposed? All those county clerks who didn't want to comply were told to do so or resign.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (/U27+)

231 It could be fun to find out what primordial soup you came from , but then there is this : "according to section 8 of the terms of service, "23andMe is free to preserve and disclose any and all Personal Information to law enforcement agencies or others if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary."

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (V13WU)

232 Some Rat- some one asked me if I was concerned about having sex at my age. Retort- if he dies- he dies.
Posted by: Ben Had


Sweetie, the only thing left of you would be a smile and a will giving everything to me....(HUGE smiley face icon here!) Teasing! You know I am the most honorable man on the ONT!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

233 fake twins !!
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU


I think I dated her once.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (anj39)

234 224 Elon's ex may have pushed the kid in that direction to get back at dad.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I looked it up - mom is first wife Justine Williams and they have 5 kids

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (kf6Ak)

235 I experienced the immediate power of the government today. I had Power of Attorney on my mom's bank accounts and went today to check the balances with her debit card. The ATM told me it had been canceled. I went to the teller and she told me the accounts have been suspended. I talked to the my personal banker and was told that the funeral home advises Social Security of the death and Social Security advised the bank. The POA is immediately suspended. Luckily I was also the beneficiary on the accounts and the bank will cut me a check and close the accounts on presentation of the death certificate. I've been told it is now taking close to a month for the state to process .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (6jFs+)

236 Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU)

Do you have a link to the source for that quote?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)

237 Posted by: runner

Yes. my point. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:34 PM (r1z5A)

238 198
Check in on the a.m.
Most folks are still here.
God bless you, and you know all here are praying for you.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2022 10:34 PM (Z5eyD)

239 ----
In the USA it's the only major sport left that's worth watching so it should never end. I may get withdrawal symptoms ....!
Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
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Friday night fights used to be a thing.
Good boxing matches.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:35 PM (LS1lz)

240 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (6jFs+)

Jeebus

I'll tell my kids I want a DIY Viking funeral

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:35 PM (kf6Ak)

241 Remember when gay marriage was imposed? All those county clerks who didn't want to comply were told to do so or resign.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Laws are optional is you're a Leftist

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:35 PM (kf6Ak)

242 Do you have a link to the source for that quote?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)


it's from Wiki ( I know , I know) - 23 and me

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)

243 I think early July was the time of the least amount of sports in the US. Hockey and Basketball are done, and MLB is on the all star break.

Not sure about that last one now, though.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (ufFY8)

244 *if

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (kf6Ak)

245 >>> Elon's ex may have pushed the kid in that direction to get back at dad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)


A whole lot of this craziness is just that, showing people, getting even with people, owning the "right" by mutilating these poor kids. Parents are using their kids as a virtue signal and a weapon. It is all so damned evil.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (0fVbu)

246 Remember when gay marriage was imposed? All those county clerks who didn't want to comply were told to do so or resign.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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IIRC one of them in Kentucky had the full force of the federal government brought down on her because she understood that her official title didn't allow her to change the language on documents.

That thuggish brutality of the federal courts towards that poor woman in Podunk, KY who understood her role as an elected official and the clear distinction between the responsibilities of her position and the responsibilities of the legislature was a clear sign of what was coming and where we were as a nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (g7CEa)

247 LRob, will do in the morningish.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (VrIP1)

248 Remember when gay marriage was imposed? All those county clerks who didn't want to comply were told to do so or resign.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


We are not a real civilization if we do not have, and ruthlessly enforce, priorities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

249 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?
Posted by: Ciampino

"Skip Bale" Bondsman.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:37 PM (r1z5A)

250 I have a brother and sister who are twins. Sister works in the medical field. She was once asked if she and brother were identical twins.

She paused, then said, "No, My eyes are blue and his are brown." The person who asked that question was a nurse.

Hmm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

251 Justine Williams is an actor-creator and educator, working in contemporary performance. She holds a BA in Theater from Brown University and an MFA in Performance and New Media from CUNY/Brooklyn College.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:38 PM (LS1lz)

252 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?

Richard Face, city park ranger.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 10:38 PM (Bd6X8)

253 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (6jFs+)

Just what you need when grieving your loved ones passing. Having seen what Mom went though when Dad died I made sure to be joint on all of her accounts.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:38 PM (AmoqO)

254 242
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)

Thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

255 Laws are optional is you're a Leftist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Yep, time to shitcan that "the law applies equally" nonsense. We are getting too close to "We will apply our own law".

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:39 PM (r1z5A)

256 If a 100-billionaire was MY biological father:

"DADDY!"

MY mother didn't have any stupid children!

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (NLIak)

257 >>> She paused, then said, "No, My eyes are blue and his are brown." The person who asked that question was a nurse.

Hmm.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
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No, he has a penis and I have a vagina.
He grew muscles and I grew tits.
Idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (LS1lz)

258 Dunno if this is real but I found it painfully funny

https://twitter.com/killklassy/status/
1538731909685161985

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (kf6Ak)

259

I once knew some triplets: two were identical twins and the third was a fraternal twin to the other two...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (PSvQX)

260 One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? for instance, unless there are provisions to stop gangs from trafficking and obtaining guns, or something along those lines - no deal. liars and fools.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)

261 July is the only month I have never seen snow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 09:26 PM (x8Wzq)

Our academic advisor at the small boy's college in the Rockies had been there for several years (including as a student) and told us he had personally seen it snow in every month except July, and it was on record as having snowed in July.

(I was also a freshman there the year we had a snow so huge it shut the campus down entirely for the first time in its then 30 year history. We had to man the chow hall because only the one head cook could make it in.)

Posted by: GWB at June 21, 2022 10:41 PM (+Lvag)

262 We are not a real civilization if we do not have, and ruthlessly enforce, priorities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


I am so your acolyte.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

263
Justine Williams is an actor-creator and educator, working in contemporary performance. She holds a BA in Theater from Brown University and an MFA in Performance and New Media from CUNY/Brooklyn College.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:38 PM (LS1lz)

__________

Elon probably paid her $300,000 in student debt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2022 10:41 PM (/U27+)

264 256 If a 100-billionaire was MY biological father:

"DADDY!"

MY mother didn't have any stupid children!
Posted by: mnw
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votermom has it right. Somebody is pushing this kid.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:41 PM (LS1lz)

265 > School of Mines used to have a really good Historic Sword fighting Club... more than half women, which is very abnormal for the sport.
____________

Grandfather was a graduate of the School of Mines. Can't vouch for the sword fighting... but he had some really cool shit that was dug up from those mines.

Melded gold and mercury found at some stupid depth was pretty cool. Red and gold like veins in a leaf.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (BFigT)

266 One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? for instance, unless there are provisions to stop gangs from trafficking and obtaining guns, or something along those lines - no deal. liars and fools.
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)

They somehow believe that they can continue to shit on the base, and we'll still elect them because we hate the Dems more.

Sorry... not voting for any Rhinos.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (oHd/0)

267 No, he has a penis and I have a vagina.
He grew muscles and I grew tits.
Idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (LS1lz)

heh!

but my sister is a sweet lady. She would never say that. I thought her retort was perfect.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

268 I've been told it is now taking close to a month for the state to process .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (6jFs+)


Had this happen to a friend. The courts and banks could give a sh!t about your situation, your POA, or status as executor.
The only wrinkle I found that looks workable (and IANAL) is a "transfer on death aka TOD" or "a pay on death aka POD" check or CD account.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)

269 When I was in college, I once visited with 2 Army recruiters named Sgt. Slaughter and Cpl. Dye.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (NLIak)

270 One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? for instance, unless there are provisions to stop gangs from trafficking and obtaining guns, or something along those lines - no deal. liars and fools.
Posted by: runner


I so love your cockeyed optimism!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:43 PM (r1z5A)

271 -
Can you recommend a good Christian nudist colony?
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Just looked it up. There are actually numerous ones. Did not click on images. Yet

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:12 -
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Blessed be the bra-breakers, for they shall be a tribute to heaven.

Posted by: Sermon on the Mountains at June 21, 2022 10:43 PM (NTUk0)

272 262 We are not a real civilization if we do not have, and ruthlessly enforce, priorities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Japanese have a good system, don't know where they got it but it's a model to work from.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:43 PM (LS1lz)

273 Posted by: GWB at June 21, 2022 10:41 PM (+Lvag)

I've never been snowed ON in July...

But I have skied on the 4th of July.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:43 PM (oHd/0)

274 >> She paused, then said, "No, My eyes are blue and his are brown." The person who asked that question was a nurse.

Hmm.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
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Turner syndrome. XO. Not too many things where there are no exceptions.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:43 PM (6jFs+)

275 One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? for instance, unless there are provisions to stop gangs from trafficking and obtaining guns, or something along those lines - no deal. liars and fools.

Because the point is to disarm the "good" guys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 10:44 PM (Bd6X8)

276 I humbly ask The Horde's prayers for my Nephew's 6 y/o Daughter Scarlett who has her second open-heart surgery tomorrow morning. Several months ago the Lass had her first surgery, which was to place a band around her heart (which is backwards in her chest and therefore doesn't push her blood strongly from the appropriate chamber). The band is meant to train her chambers to pump correctly, and it needs to be tightened, so that's tomorrow's magic medical trick.

She's a tough little Sweetling and I'm sure she will come through okay, but I would greatly appreciate your prayers.

Thank you, Good People.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 10:44 PM (Zo4ys)

277 apropos, three wheel motorcycles are for retards

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:44 PM (V13WU)

278 >>> One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? for instance, unless there are provisions to stop gangs from trafficking and obtaining guns, or something along those lines - no deal. liars and fools.
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)


Because this was all planned and rehearsed months ago. All of it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (0fVbu)

279 Prayers for all Sharkman.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (pTyJa)

280 235
the funeral home advises Social Security of the death and Social Security advised the bank.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:33 PM (6jFs+)
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How does SSA know which bank? This is not good.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

281 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?

There's a Dr. Fang, Acupuncturist in our town. Don't know him, though.

Posted by: Average Guy at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (f7Cdr)

282 Had this happen to a friend. The courts and banks could give a sh!t about your situation, your POA, or status as executor.
The only wrinkle I found that looks workable (and IANAL) is a "transfer on death aka TOD" or "a pay on death aka POD" check or CD account.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)

We did two things... we put my Sister on all the accounts... but also put the accounts into the family trust.... so if there was any problem it would devolve down the line of Trustees.

Still took 8 months to get the damn deed to the house...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (oHd/0)

283 So now biden is trying to use jedi mind tricks on Americans? Oh everything is good, covid just messed up your perceptions of how good your life is. Fuck off shit stain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

284 Gosh, am I the chatty one tonight!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

285 277 apropos, three wheel motorcycles are for retards
Posted by: runner

I saw one on the highway with 2 wheels in front, one behind
What is that called?I've been telling the kiddo I want one (kidding)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:46 PM (kf6Ak)

286 Posted by: Sharkman

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

287 How does SSA know which bank? This is not good.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM



Direct deposit...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (4bY0t)

288 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)


Yes fortunately I have a POD ( beneficiary) on her accounts.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (6jFs+)

289 Son's name is inscribed on the sMd marker on the Hill above Rapid City. We hiked up there to see it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

290 270 One more thing about this idiotic deal that heavily encroaches on 2a, why in the hell did they accept the deal and not make counterproposals ? ...
Posted by: runner
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I so love your cockeyed optimism!
Posted by: Some Rat a
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Have they voted on it?
Is it a fait accompli ?
Or is this some more rat theater before it dies a silent death?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (LS1lz)

291 Turner syndrome. XO. Not too many things where there are no exceptions.


huh??!?! they'd both be girls then (essentially)

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (w0NJk)

292 How does SSA know which bank? This is not good.
Posted by: Ciampino


It is too early to start the joke thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)

293 279 Prayers for all Sharkman.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (pTyJa)

Ditto.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 10:48 PM (AmoqO)

294 I saw one on the highway with 2 wheels in front, one behind
What is that called?I've been telling the kiddo I want one (kidding)


Polaris Slingshot?

https://youtu.be/bzuzd6EO7bY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 10:48 PM (Bd6X8)

295 -
I once knew some triplets: two were identical twins and the third was a fraternal twin to the other two...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:40 PM -
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Now were getting somewhere.

Posted by: Fetish-Meter at June 21, 2022 10:48 PM (NTUk0)

296 I saw one on the highway with 2 wheels in front, one behind
What is that called?I've been telling the kiddo I want one (kidding)

**

Slingshots, although that could be brand specific. I haven't kept up with that style.

I like the "slingshot" name for them, though. It makes sense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (g7CEa)

297 I know a lawyer named Richard Dick. Dick Dick. Swearsies

Posted by: Squid at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (NFN9G)

298 How does SSA know which bank? This is not good.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

Thanks Zettai . Yes Direct deposit.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (6jFs+)

299 Betcha the wood preservative used on that "smelly" wooden pole is highly flammable, and prone to spontaneous combustion...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (lh9JN)

300 Fervent prayers, Sharkman. As Chief Dan George might say, the Horde is strong medicine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)

301 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (6jFs+)

Seems like this is a good idea even if you think you have a bullet proof trust in place and you have thought of everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

302 Mom had some money in an IRA? - one of those instruments - and the bank wanted to take the taxes first.

My accountant said no way, tell the bank you will pay the taxes in April.

Turned out a lot better for me.
Banks will push you but you can push back.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:50 PM (LS1lz)

303 Years ago at Ft Lewis, the 9th Division finance office had a Captain Money and Sergeant Penny.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 10:52 PM (anj39)

304 Slingshot - yup!
Wow, pricey
I wonder what they ride/drive like

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:52 PM (kf6Ak)

305 Banks will push you but you can push back.
Posted by: Braenyard


The bank is NOT your friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)

306 Turner syndrome. XO. Not too many things where there are no exceptions.


huh??!?! they'd both be girls then (essentially)
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 10:47 PM (w0NJk)

I believe one would be XY and the very rare mutation when the egg split would make the other XO .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 10:52 PM (6jFs+)

307

The H-D Servi-Car is a righteous ride...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:53 PM (yOm6j)

308 Morgan makes a three wheeler with the slingshot design that I think is a lovely little thing, btw. I especially like the Harley Davidson engine sticking out of the front. I'll buy one if I ever win the lottery.

https://tinyurl.com/5ha2mhab

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 10:53 PM (g7CEa)

309 >>> Betcha the wood preservative used on that "smelly" wooden pole is highly flammable, and prone to spontaneous combustion...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (lh9JN)


Comcast has been putting those things up everywhere across the country. Theirs are made of concrete and metal though.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 10:53 PM (0fVbu)

310 > Slingshots, although that could be brand specific. I haven't kept up with that style.
__________

Also the "Spyder"

Similar deathtraps. YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (BFigT)

311 Had an uncle named Sargent. He was an E-5 in Vietnam. Yup. Sergeant Sargent.

Still not as bad as Major Major Major Major.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

312 Inheritance issues:

Visit with a good trusts & estates atty when you're in good health & not in any danger of imminent death (so far as you KNOW, anyway!).

NEVER try to do-it-yourself. Bad idea jeans!

Most attys who AREN'T trusts & estates specialists seek one out.

Btw, a financial planner once told me that about a third of her atty clients don't even have wills. Darwin Award candidates all.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (NLIak)

313 Sharkman,
Prayers for the precious little one and her surgeon. Prayers for her parents for support and strength.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (Hswbs)

314 304 Slingshot - yup!
Wow, pricey
I wonder what they ride/drive like
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:52 PM (kf6Ak)
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Terrible.

Max speed of about 85 mph, not enough power to get out of its own way, hot, and uncomfortable.

It's the worst things about both a small convertible car and a motorcycle in one stupid package.

Just buy an older used Miata if you want to be "safer" or buy a motorcycle and go down that road.

Posted by: ballistic at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (oXNqT)

315 https://tinyurl.com/5ha2mhab
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That looks so retro!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:55 PM (kf6Ak)

316 "Ornithologist David Bird, a professor emeritus of wildlife biology at Montreal's McGill University"


Did he really even have a choice in careers?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 09:27 PM (0fVbu)

Good thing his name isn't "Maggot", right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:55 PM (lh9JN)

317 Sharkman!!
Prayers for your whole family.

Posted by: Jmel at June 21, 2022 10:55 PM (bVhJi)

318 Slingshot - yup!
Wow, pricey
I wonder what they ride/drive like


Like one of these with a seat? https://amzn.to/3b7ijBw

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)

319 Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 10:44 PM (Zo4ys)

Prayers for Scarlett and her medical team

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:56 PM (kf6Ak)

320 I deserted Noto after about the fourth page of his dental work.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 09:33 PM (LS1lz)

Never got even that far. His blog is visually tough to read. Shitty choice of text and background colors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:56 PM (lh9JN)

321 Betcha the wood preservative used on that "smelly" wooden pole is highly flammable, and prone to spontaneous combustion...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM



Creosote?

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 10:57 PM (yOm6j)

322 I like the "slingshot" name for them, though. It makes sense.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


The driver being the ammo? Yup.

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2022 10:57 PM (P1f+c)

323 Online payment system is backwards.
One give permission for the entity to go into his account and take out money.

It should be that one's bank has permission to place money into the recipient's bank.

At a store I take my money and put it into their hand, they do not have permission to put their hand into my pocket.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:57 PM (LS1lz)

324 -
Japanese have a good system, don't know where they got it but it's a model to work from.

Posted by: Braenyard -
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Hai!

Posted by: Used-Panty Vending Group at June 21, 2022 10:57 PM (NTUk0)

325 Russia claims they killed large number of Uke general staff in strike.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzxk4ct

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)

326 I read too many stories about people taking DNA tests and end up destroying their, Family. A daughter got one for her Dad for Father's Day, they both took it, results came back that they weren't related at all, Mom was having an affair with the Nextdoor neighbor, none of his Kids were his, Mom confessed about affair, Dad then goes on to Fishing cabin and shoot's himself.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 21, 2022 10:58 PM (dKiJG)

327 Elon Musk's child files to change name as she 'no longer' wants to be related to him

The billionaire's 18-year-old transgender child said she did not want to be related to her father in 'any way shape or form'

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I suspect THIS is what red-pilled Elon into his crusade against the woke virus. It's one thing when it's "out there" -- but another when it's invaded your home.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 09:37 PM (6Ym5C)

So what is the Musk kidlet's actual sex at birth, male or female? You cannot trust the media to be truthful about this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (lh9JN)

328 302 Braen

Same with brokerage firms (E*Trade). Jump back, Jack! My accountant and I will make tax decisions just like we always do. No assistance from YOU needed. Thx anyway.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (NLIak)

329 299 Betcha the wood preservative used on that "smelly" wooden pole is highly flammable, and prone to spontaneous combustion...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:49 PM (lh9JN)
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Creosote used to be the choice chemical mixture to keep termites and other wood pests away. Phenolic smell. Not really flammable unless pushed.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (qfLjt)

330 Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.



Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (LS1lz)

331 So what is the Musk kidlet's actual sex at birth, male or female? You cannot trust the media to be truthful about this.

Boy, if you can trust the name "Alexander" to be a boy's name.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 11:00 PM (Bd6X8)

332 Had an uncle named Sargent. He was an E-5 in Vietnam. Yup. Sergeant Sargent.

Still not as bad as Major Major Major Major.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 21, 2022 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
***

Had a Sergeant Sergeant in my unit in Germany in the late 70's. A short guy and a damned fine NCO.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 11:01 PM (anj39)

333 "I am getting so tired of this woke world !" says...Bruce Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 11:01 PM (V13WU)

334 Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.



Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (LS1lz)

That's a perfectly reliable set up.

Posted by: Reliant Robin at June 21, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

335

*hopes there are no trannies on Gutfeld this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 11:01 PM (rsGsS)

336 Smelly Wood

I've got wood rot on the supports of my balcony.
There are a variety of products then venturing on to A&M schools their word is boron.

Any opinions around here?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:02 PM (LS1lz)

337 That looks so retro!

*

For good reason. They were making nearly identical cars back in the 1930s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:02 PM (g7CEa)

338 Lowry AFB, CO, mid 70s. Had a safety officer who was Captain Hazard. Got promoted and became Major Hazard. No shit.

Posted by: LRob in TX at June 21, 2022 11:03 PM (KTPXo)

339 Any opinions around here?
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lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 21, 2022 11:03 PM (/+S6w)

340 Just buy an older used Miata if you want to be "safer" or buy a motorcycle and go down that road.
Posted by: ballistic



Daughter's Miata was totaled when hit by a truck. She walked away. So second the Miata recommendation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)

341 Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.

Posted by: Braenyard

Not really. I made a career out of it!

Posted by: Buttigig at June 21, 2022 11:03 PM (pTyJa)

342 312
Btw, a financial planner once told me that about a third of her atty clients don't even have wills. Darwin Award candidates all.

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What's the law on intestate?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

343 That's a perfectly reliable set up.
Posted by: Reliant Robin
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That's why there there are no more three wheeler ATV's, too many lawsuits.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (LS1lz)

344 So what is the Musk kidlet's actual sex at birth, male or female? You cannot trust the media to be truthful about this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*

I'm guessing whatever the opposite of what is printed.

Or, as another moron pointed out, a very helpful tip is "transgender" means "fake." So if it says "transgender man" that means it's a chick.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (g7CEa)

345 Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM



The USS Phrasing has left the harbour and sailed over the horizon...

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (rsGsS)

346 Any opinions around here?
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lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


{{{SMH}}} you know there are never any opinions posted here...
This is a fact based blog!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

347 -
Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.
Posted by: Braenyard - -
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Three in the rear. Three in the rear!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg's Diary at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (NTUk0)

348 Posted by: Reliant Robin

*

There's a really funny Top Gear short of Jeremy Clarkson wrecking the crap out of one of those all over downtown wherever in the UK. I'm certain it's on youtube. Very much worth the five or ten minutes to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (g7CEa)

349 The only fireworks worth having are the ones that'll kill you if you use them incorrectly.

Pretty sure Sun Tzu said that, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (Zo4ys)

350 I read too many stories about people taking DNA tests and end up destroying their, Family. A daughter got one for her Dad for Father's Day, they both took it, results came back that they weren't related at all, Mom was having an affair with the Nextdoor neighbor, none of his Kids were his, Mom confessed about affair, Dad then goes on to Fishing cabin and shoot's himself.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

That would be kind of devastating.
My oldest son looks just about like me (poor kid!), and my younger son looks like my Father. So...I think they are mine.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (tjZg/)

351 It is fun to see vintage cars toodling around on Sundays

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 11:06 PM (qz+ox)

352 What's the law on intestate?
Posted by: Ciampino


Think it reverts to the laws of the state where the deceased resided.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)

353 129 Redacted, I got your allusion to Terry Reid's bad decision, I think--the guy that turned down the chance to sing with Led Zeppelin and recommended Robert Plant instead? (Maybe this was already discussed on the music thread the other night)

Terry is in hospital right now and had to cancel some gigs but his wife says he's going to be okay. I follow him on FB and have several CDs of his.
Posted by: skywch at June 21, 2022 10:01 PM (uqhmb)

Just for future reference

the "making REDACTED feel like a POS" portion of the comment section doesn't begin untl 200

thank so very much for yoyr cooperation

Posted by: the management at June 21, 2022 11:06 PM (us2H3)

354 Creosote used to be the choice chemical mixture to keep termites and other wood pests away. Phenolic smell. Not really flammable unless pushed.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (qfLjt)

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Bring me a bucket.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (XG2Fi)

355 Prayers, Sharkman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

356 346 Any opinions around here?
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lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

{{{SMH}}} you know there are never any opinions posted here...
This is a fact based blog!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

And if you don't like these facts we have some others.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (AmoqO)

357 Think it reverts to the laws of the state where the deceased resided.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)

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Escheat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (XG2Fi)

358 >>> So what is the Musk kidlet's actual sex at birth, male or female? You cannot trust the media to be truthful about this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (lh9JN)


It's just too hard to tell what's what from stupid journalism these days. If a "news" company can't tell the truth about the basics then why bother with any of it. Its like the Gell-Mann Effect but involves something we are all experts at, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. How could you read something from a source that can't report rationally about that one simplest thing and not doubt everything.

I just read AoSHQ anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (0fVbu)

359 Ciampino

If you don't have a will, the law will always write one for you... but one you wouldn't have wanted.

There' always escheatment, if you have no identifiable heirs at law whatsoever. Haven't you always wanted everything you have to go the govt?

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:08 PM (NLIak)

360 Heya Hrothgar. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (/+S6w)

361 There's a really funny Top Gear short of Jeremy Clarkson wrecking the crap out of one of those all over downtown wherever in the UK. I'm certain it's on youtube. Very much worth the five or ten minutes to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (g7CEa)

I'm still nursing the bruises!

Posted by: Reliant Robin at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ)

362 I have just filed papers to change my paternity and legal status.

It seems there's a slot open.

Posted by: Miklos-Elon Musk Jr. at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (85b0r)

363 357
per stirpes

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

364 Escheat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:07 PM (XG2Fi)


Gesundheit!

Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (atBXM)

365 There's a really funny Top Gear short of Jeremy Clarkson wrecking the crap out of one of those all over downtown wherever in the UK. I'm certain it's on youtube. Very much worth the five or ten minutes to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (g7CEa)

Really miss those guys. At one time Top Gear was the number one show on the planet.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

366 350 Bozo

In vitro fertilization kind of resolves all doubt!

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (NLIak)

367 The Paolo, they say he escheat the husband, but its not escheat if the lady, she, how do you say, beg for it.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (XG2Fi)

368 How you doing SMH?
Hope that all is well with you all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (hOUT3)

369 I need to write it up that if I die with no heirs, all my money goes to whoever gets the most negative coverage in the New York Times that day. Today it would probably be Musk or Putin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 11:12 PM (IXpV7)

370 Personally... I think the Musk kiddie story is bullshit.

Although I think every story I see, here, or elsewhere is bullshit too.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 11:12 PM (BFigT)

371 363 357
per stirpes
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

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Per capita > per stirpes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

372 Really miss those guys. At one time Top Gear was the number one show on the planet.
Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

I thought the Vietnam motorbike special was one of the best - the giant ship he had to transport..good stuff

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 21, 2022 11:13 PM (+I6Y/)

373 Although I think every story I see, here, or elsewhere is bullshit too.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 11:12 PM (BFigT)

What? You mean we didn't just kill almost all the Uke general staff??

Posted by: Russia at June 21, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ)

374 Per capita > per stirpes
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)


Personally, I think per stirpes > per capita!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:14 PM (hOUT3)

375 359 Ciampino

If you don't have a will, the law will always write one for you... but one you wouldn't have wanted.

There' always escheatment, if you have no identifiable heirs at law whatsoever. Haven't you always wanted everything you have to go the govt?

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:08 PM (NLIak)
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I think we made a will many moons ago but memory is faint. I have two daughters so I always assumed they would automagically inherit house (paid for) and everything else, which is not much.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (qfLjt)

376

Per stirpes > herpes

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (rsGsS)

377 -
What's the law on intestate?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Annulled

Posted by: Marriage Law at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (NTUk0)

378 The story of the Eagle adopting the baby Red-Tailed Hawk instead of eating it is very nice.

The baby Hawk almost certainly chirped "Diversity is our Strength!" and that's what saved its bacon.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (Zo4ys)

379 I was thinking about being tested for Covid but here they charge you 90 bucks if you're asymptomatic



kinda felt bad last week, really tired but no fever

I feel fine now tho

can you be tested after you have had it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (us2H3)

380 Although I think every story I see, here, or elsewhere is bullshit too.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Sounds like a good default setting for your BS detector!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

381 Personally, I think per stirpes > per capita!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

per ounce

Posted by: Miklos-Elon Musk Jr. got Parts per Trillions at June 21, 2022 11:16 PM (85b0r)

382 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)

383 I think we made a will many moons ago but memory is faint. I have two daughters so I always assumed they would automagically inherit house (paid for) and everything else, which is not much.
Posted by: Ciampino


That is what should happen if your state uses the per stirpes estate distribution methodology.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

384 "n 2019, identical twin sisters Charlsie and Carly Agro both took DNA tests from 23andMe, AncestryDNA, MyHeritage, FamilyTreeDNA, and LivingDNA, and found that the results from one sister did not match the results of the other sister.[95] While Charlsie's test resulted in 38% Italian, 28% Eastern European, 15% Balkan, around 3% Broadly European, 13% Others, and 2.6% French and German, Carly's test resulted in 37% Italian, 25% Eastern European, 14% Balkan, 13% Broadly European, and 12% Others. Carly's test did not detect French and German ancestry, while Charlsie's did. Carly's test did however discover Polish ancestry, under the Eastern European category, which came up undetected in Charlsie's results. Charlsie Agro had asked Mark Gerstein, a computational biologist from Yale University, to analyze both her and her twin sister's raw DNA data beforehand; his team stated that the results should be identical, as their DNA were "statistically the same". hmmm
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU)

That sounds like pretty damned good accuracy to me. Given the techniques, I doubt you'd get much better replication if you simply did the same sample twice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:17 PM (PGM4P)

385 Per stirpes is law Latin for "cowboys wear stirrups when they ride your mom."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (KFhLj)

386 Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 10:42 PM (NLIak)

We had TWO Major Payne's at that small boy's college. One a Marine.

Posted by: GWB at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (+Lvag)

387 Pound per Pound...

Posted by: not quite zombie Dick Valvano at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (85b0r)

388 -
Per stirpes
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That's the fact, jack!

Posted by: Bill Murray at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (NTUk0)

389 That "episode" at the VA? That bastard needs a little "talk" from a group of vets. Or, the vet's family. Unfreaking real. As a vet, this shit pisses me off to no end.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (Zvtjl)

390 I thought the Vietnam motorbike special was one of the best - the giant ship he had to transport..good stuff

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 21, 2022 11:13 PM (+I6Y/)

They did an Amazon special in Vietnam in boats. They stopped by Hue and did a bit on one Sgt Dix, who won the Medal of Honor there for his actions in 68. I attended an Army school with him in 69. They were always pro-military.

Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO)

391 per gola

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)

392 The Paolo, he never let the cane in his macchina, because he maybe escheat.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:19 PM (NLIak)

393 ------------
Bring me a bucket.
Posted by: Mr. Creosote
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Dad talked about he and his father walking to the rail yard, buying a five gallon bucket of creosote and walking home.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (LS1lz)

394 per suit

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

395 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.
Posted by: Cicero

And lost your Virgility.

Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (85b0r)

396 Reliant Robin video: https://youtu.be/QQh56geU0X8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (Bd6X8)

397 Doing okay, Hrothgar.

Elder daughter just flew back to Texas this evening.
Had a nice time with all my girls.
Father's Day was especially nice.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (/+S6w)

398 Really miss those guys. At one time Top Gear was the number one show on the planet.

*

Yeah, even though a lot of times it was clearly scripted and staged at points, it was a really fun show.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (g7CEa)

399 DeSantis still America's best governor.

There are supposedly 27 other Republicans but you sure wouldn't know it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)

400 I was anticipating some wisecracks out of you lot on the story of the cuckoo who 'married' a ragdoll

I was loveless before I 'married' a rag doll — and now we have a 'baby'
https://trib.al/OSUCTyu

but there were no comments at all, sheesh.

You know that now she's on the rag every day and not just every 28.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (qfLjt)

401 >>> I have just filed papers to change my paternity and legal status.

It seems there's a slot open.
Posted by: Miklos-Elon Musk Jr. at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (85b0r)


I'm potty trained, mostly, depending on alcohol intake and adjacency to a bathroom. Also, I say the most adorable precocious things sometimes.

Posted by: banana Dream-Miklos-Elon Musk Jr. Jr. at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (0fVbu)

402 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Can't stand the Kinks. No talent hacks. Worse even than Lou Reed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (EZebt)

403 Justine Williams is an actor-creator and educator, working in contemporary performance. She holds a BA in Theater from Brown University and an MFA in Performance and New Media from CUNY/Brooklyn College.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:38 PM (LS1lz)

That adds up to a Ph.D. in cunned stuntitude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (PGM4P)

404 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.
Posted by: Cicero

And lost your Virgility.


Way to Sulla the thread

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)

405 I have just filed papers to change my paternity and legal status.

It seems there's a slot open.

Posted by: Miklos-Elon Musk Jr. at June 21, 2022 11:10 PM (85b0r)

Well, we could use a new wine steward.

Posted by: Lt Bob at June 21, 2022 11:22 PM (7bRMQ)

406 SMH, I knew you had a family gathering, I am so glad that it sounds like you all had a really good family time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:22 PM (hOUT3)

407
I was loveless before I 'married' a rag doll — and now we have a 'baby'
https://trib.al/OSUCTyu


Reward crazy and you get more of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 11:22 PM (ESjRY)

408 The story of the Eagle adopting the baby Red-Tailed Hawk instead of eating it is very nice.

Animals that eat close relatives seem odd to me.

I know people eat monkeys and other simians in some parts of the world but that just looks terrible to me...too close to humans.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 11:24 PM (ESjRY)

409 apropos, three wheel motorcycles are for retards
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2022 10:44 PM (V13WU)

Their market segment seems to be old guys who no longer have the upper-body strength to raise a downed bike, or who have balance issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:24 PM (PGM4P)

410 DeSantis still America's best governor.

There are supposedly 27 other Republicans but you sure wouldn't know it.
Posted by: 18-1


I don't think DeSantis is actually a Republican, because he seems to have principles and believe in the Constitution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 21, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)

411 -
It seems there's a slot open. - -
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Need I say anything?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2022 11:25 PM (NTUk0)

412 You run the risk of a bad infection from cat bites and scratches. I always use alcohol to clean them up. And I still had a bite on my hand that was bad enough for antibiotics.
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Immediate soap and water, followed by a hydrogen peroxide flush, then rub in a bit of Neosporin cream.

Seems obsessive, but beats the hell out of an infection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:25 PM (ENHSe)

413 per gola

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)

That about covers it.

Posted by: Bob Vila at June 21, 2022 11:25 PM (7bRMQ)

414 Wood Rot, nobody knows/has any experience with it.
Guess I'll just spray it down with vinegar.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:26 PM (LS1lz)

415 Good evening all

What are our topics tonight?

I suggest quantum physics, rivers and honeybees.

Going up to read the content. I hope to be back before everyone has run off.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:26 PM (K0jo2)

416 The story of the Eagle adopting the baby Red-Tailed Hawk instead of eating it is very nice.

Is it? Adoption. That was just a straight up bird abduction.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2022 11:26 PM (KFhLj)

417 Thank you for your prayers. Scarlett is in good hands and in good stead with the Lord.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:27 PM (Zo4ys)

418 Ciampino

Pls hire an atty to write you a will. Don't f around with that. Think of it as a "peace of mind" guarantee.

You'll be surprised how inexpensive it is.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:27 PM (NLIak)

419 Their market segment seems to be old guys who no longer have the upper-body strength to raise a downed bike, or who have balance issues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:24 PM (PGM4P

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That's cold, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)

420 I'm not mean but belligerent animals receive the you hurt me I'll hurt you treatment.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:27 PM (LS1lz)

421 I'd still rather see someone riding a slingshot 400 miles to their destination rather than trailering their bike to the parking lot outside of town to play dress up for the weekend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (g7CEa)

422 per gola

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)

That about covers it.
Posted by: Bob Vila

Guys, take it outside

Posted by: Miklos, Magyar Mediator at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (85b0r)

423 Revenge porn now includes having your 2nd amendment rights taken away with the chance they could be restored in 5 years. Thanks Mitch for keeping me safe. Now about those Uvalde cops who stood around with enough fire power to hold a Chicago street corner for an entire weekend and did nothing. And for the rest of the good peeps and cops in Uvalde who knew the shooter was a complete lunatic who would walk around with a bag of dead cats and sat on their hands. Pretty sure these precious red flag laws wouldn't have made a lick of difference.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (NCFkS)

424 Fix it again, Tony.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)

425
Is it? Adoption. That was just a straight up bird abduction.


You have problem with that? You hairless worm!

Posted by: Ugg the Dog Knapper from 20K BC at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (ESjRY)

426 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.
Posted by: Cicero

And lost your Virgility.

Way to Sulla the thread
~~~
Ok, I'm reading the comments instead. Hahaha! I should have said famous Romans!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:29 PM (K0jo2)

427 Fix it again, Tony.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Quality Counts.

Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi Pilot at June 21, 2022 11:29 PM (85b0r)

428 Dad talked about he and his father walking to the rail yard, buying a five gallon bucket of creosote and walking home.

Posted by: Braenyard


Hell son, at the mouth of Eagle Harbor on Bainbridge Island, was the LARGEST creosote factory on Puget Sound! (the californian transplants are still losing their shit about it, even though it's been shut down for 40 years...)

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 11:30 PM (r1z5A)

429 I got an Epideural Steroid injection in my neck from a Dr. Spear.

Posted by: Big Sissy at June 21, 2022 11:30 PM (PIlQh)

430 395 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.
Posted by: Cicero

And lost your Virgility.
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at June 21, 2022 11:20 PM (85b0r)

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I won't compliny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:30 PM (XG2Fi)

431 Braenyard, depending on whether the rot is structural or not. You can buy something called wood hardener which is a resin product that fills the soft wood pores of dry rotted wood to bind it. It should eliminate smell. If the rot involves weight bearing lumber then replace it.

Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 11:30 PM (6njSR)

432 You punsters have a lot of Gaul.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (vuisn)

433 >>> I don't think DeSantis is actually a Republican, because he seems to have principles and believe in the Constitution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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He's beyond their control.


Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (LS1lz)

434 https://tinyurl.com/5ha2mhab
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That looks so retro!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:55 PM (kf6Ak)

The Morgan 3-wheeler design dates to the 1930's, and they originally used a J.A.P. engine (James A. Priestly, IIRC, nothing Japanese). because 3 wheels, could be registered and taxed as a motorcycle, saving lots of money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (PGM4P)

435 Revenge porn now includes having your 2nd amendment rights taken away with the chance they could be restored in 5 years. Thanks Mitch for keeping me safe...

*

Guaranteeing that unstable people with guns who need to talk to their doctors about mental health problems WON'T talk to their doctors about mental health problems, leading to bad things involving those guns.

"Making things worse while helping no one" sums up modern government so well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (g7CEa)

436 I once knew some triplets: two were identical twins and the third was a fraternal twin to the other two...

Posted by: Zettai



Good friend of mine has three 16 y/o boys in this configuration. The twins are tall, gangly goofballs who are fairly unserious about school and sports and the single is short, stocky and very serious about school and baseball. It's fun to see them interact with each other as there are undercurrents of competition and closeness between the boys that shift on a daily basis. They are all three good kids.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (Zo4ys)

437 414 Wood Rot, nobody knows/has any experience with it.
Guess I'll just spray it down with vinegar.
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Creosote is smelly. Check at Lowe's. See what they offer. Also check with your State University Extension office. They may have a Forestry section.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

438 Guys, take it outside

Posted by: Miklos, Magyar Mediator at June 21, 2022 11:28 PM (85b0r)

Eavesdropping, are you?

Posted by: New Yankee Workshopper at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (7bRMQ)

439 Quality Counts.

Oui

Posted by: Peugeot sitting in the shop at June 21, 2022 11:32 PM (89T5c)

440 Two in the rear, one in the front is hazardous.



Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 10:59 PM (LS1lz)

Low floater over the plate alert!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:33 PM (PGM4P)

441 415 Good evening all

What are our topics tonight?

I suggest quantum physics, rivers and honeybees.

Going up to read the content. I hope to be back before everyone has run off.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:26 PM (K0jo2)

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Heisenberg, an otter, and Fang Fang walk into a bar ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 11:33 PM (6Ym5C)

442 Freud described puns as “cheap,” and Oliver Wendell Holmes assailed them as “verbicide.”

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:33 PM (EZebt)

443 Curiously enough, I was bartending a private backyard wedding Saturday and the neighbor decided it was time to get the tractor out and mow the field right along the property line.

Fortunately the homeowner of the farmhouse with the wedding was able to talk them into shutting it down.

Very nice people.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2022 11:34 PM (eh1Wg)

444 Wood Rot, nobody knows/has any experience with it.
Guess I'll just spray it down with vinegar.

Posted by: Braenyard


ANY non-treated wood in contact with moisture will rot. Dry your wood, place asphalt coated clothe between the wood and any concrete/stone abutment.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 11:34 PM (r1z5A)

445 Musk's kid is a biological make.
Pictures of him as a kid in the article; appeared perfectly normal the.
Mom must be a nut.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 21, 2022 11:34 PM (S7une)

446 Is it? Adoption. That was just a straight up bird abduction.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls




Was more of a "Baby Eagle says 'Hey, Mom, dinner is still alive. Can we keep him?' story."

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:34 PM (Zo4ys)

447 Does the Horde know of people whose names match their profession?

******

I knew a dermatologist named Rashleigh.

And a neurosurgeon named Slaughter.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2022 11:34 PM (kXYt5)

448 make ==> male

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 21, 2022 11:35 PM (S7une)

449 Oliver Wendell Holmes assailed them as “verbicide.”
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:33 PM (EZebt)

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Means nothing coming from a guy whose wife makes hotskabobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)

450 Heisenberg, an otter, and Fang Fang walk into a bar ...
Posted by: ShainS

Ha! Nicely done!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:35 PM (K0jo2)

451 Elon dipped his dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 11:36 PM (89T5c)

452 That's why there there are no more three wheeler ATV's, too many lawsuits.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 11:04 PM (LS1lz)

I have a Honda Big Red 3-wheeler. Perfectly safe if you drive it sanely. But they invite hot-dogging...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:36 PM (PGM4P)

453 434 https://tinyurl.com/5ha2mhab
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That looks so retro!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 10:55 PM (kf6Ak)

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Would you look at the guns on that thing! [The license plate confirms it ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 11:36 PM (6Ym5C)

454 Freud described puns as “cheap,” and Oliver Wendell Holmes assailed them as “verbicide.”

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:33 PM (EZebt)

That's just because they didn't think of them first.

Posted by: Oscar Levant at June 21, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ)

455 I'd still rather see someone riding a slingshot 400 miles to their destination rather than trailering their bike to the parking lot outside of town to play dress up for the weekend.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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See: Daytona Bike Week

It is appalling to see the number of bikes being trailered down I-95.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:37 PM (RuRuy)

456 Biden appoints first Native American to serve as U.S. treasurer
https://mol.im/a/10937369

Why is her ethnicity important to mention? Are Indians normally fiscal-knowledge deficient? Numerically impoverished? Mathematically impaired?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)

457

I'd read there is a sexual manoeuvre known as 'the Shocker' which involves three in the rear and one in the front...

A rather related variant of two in the rear, two in the front is known as 'the Spocker'!

Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (fVNxJ)

458 The top pic is a nice reminder of Father's Day.

Good on DeSantis for not ordering the vaxx.

I hope Musk's son has marketable skills.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (K0jo2)

459 It would be interesting to see socioeconomic breakdowns of cross-dressers.

I'm guessing that, like the luxury of wealthy people worrying about pronouns, very few people who are just trying to eat and stay warm are confused about what having a penis or vagina means.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (g7CEa)

460 Elon dipped his dick in crazy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 11:36 PM (89T5c)

Elon has the financial resources to weather the inevitable fallout. The rest of us do not.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)

461 Are Indians normally fiscal-knowledge deficient?

The ones that run the casinos, probably.

Posted by: Methos at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (kOpft)

462 Personally, I don't cato play the stupid Roman puns game tonight.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (NLIak)

463 I'd trailer my bike down 95. Those people are fucking insane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (89T5c)

464 A rather related variant of two in the rear, two in the front is known as 'the Spocker'!
Posted by: Zettai at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (fVNxJ)

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If you only have three participants you can always try "The Rotisserie"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (XG2Fi)

465 Creosote is nasty stuff.

Mister Creosote, on the other hand . . .


https://youtu.be/GxRnenQYG7I

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (Zo4ys)

466 I hope Musk's son has marketable skills.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (K0jo2)



Like going on the talk show circuit to talk about how bad Elon is?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2022 11:40 PM (eh1Wg)

467
Mike Hammer got me interested in something. He noted that the earliest sunrise and latest sunsets do not occur on the summer solstice. The earliest sunrise happens a few days before, and the latest sunset happens a few days after.

So I had to get into all the vagaries of the Earth's motion around Mr. Sun, which is the cause of it. Basically, the actual length of a solar day varies over the year in a complex pattern. Note this is not variation in daylight vs night, but the length of time between successive noons.

That varies over the course of a year from +30 to -18 secs from 24 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 21, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

468 Wisconsin... State vs Fed vs State. This will be interesting to watch.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:41 PM (K0jo2)

469 THREE 16 yo boys? At once?

Think of the smell.
And the grocery bill.

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 11:41 PM (U2p+3)

470 Personally, I don't cato play the stupid Roman puns game tonight.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:39 PM (NLIak)

Maybe I'll Caesar the opportunity then.

Posted by: Julius the C at June 21, 2022 11:41 PM (7bRMQ)

471 Why is her ethnicity important to mention? Are Indians normally fiscal-knowledge deficient? Numerically impoverished? Mathematically impaired?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)

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They used all of the buffalo, letting nothing go to waste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

472 I mean. Holy sheepshit Batman.

THREE?

That's a LOT of testosterone.
And the socks. Holy crap. That's a lot of stiff socks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)

473 That's cold, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)

That's based on what I have seen on the road in Arizona, where "bikes" of that nature are thick on the road. Not being judgmental at all. They have the money to buy it? let them enjoy the ride!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:43 PM (PGM4P)

474 > Oh, I will guaran-fking-goddam-tee she'll remain "related" to daddy's money.

He. Never give into this crap. Musk's kid's "gender" is "male with mental illness".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:43 PM (bW8dp)

475 You're supposed to be in awe that Indians, black lesbians, etc. can perform normal tasks like regular people.

You're also not supposed to notice that they are Indians or black lesbians when they fail miserably at normal tasks that regular people have been doing for decades without any particular praise or recognition beyond a regular paycheck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:44 PM (g7CEa)

476 My late wife had her appendix out by a surgeon Dr. Sexe, and yes he was very good looking.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:44 PM (qfLjt)

477 I like word puns and I cannot lie.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:44 PM (K0jo2)

478 Oh God. What if they all share a room?

All those dirty dishes. And the leftover food.
And the stiff socks. Oh. My. Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

479
I knew a dermatologist named Rashleigh.

And a neurosurgeon named Slaughter.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I have a vintage (I assume early-mid 1800's?) surgical knife, with a bone handle. What I presume to be the physician's name is engraved on the handle. 'Slay'

Looks like this: https://tinyurl.com/2p869r3y

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:44 PM (wcs7v)

480 I'm sure Musk's wife had nothing at all to do with her kid becoming transgender. The odds of a celebrity's kid becoming transgender is like 80%, out can't possibly be mostly from their parents own mental disease.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 21, 2022 11:45 PM (2XDyU)

481 *shudders*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 11:45 PM (U2p+3)

482 I'd still rather see someone riding a slingshot 400 miles to their destination rather than trailering their bike to the parking lot outside of town to play dress up for the weekend.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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See: Daytona Bike Week

It is appalling to see the number of bikes being trailered down I-95.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:37 PM (RuRuy)

That shit would amuse me when I went to Sturgis and see bikes being trailered from 1-2 states away. Yeah I can see doing it from 1800 miles away, but 1-2 states?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2022 11:46 PM (VwHCD)

483 I'm guessing people can't get reading glasses in Alberta?

What, specifically, bothers you?

Thousands of others have absolutely no trouble reading it, so I'm guessing this is a problem specific to you, AlbertaOil.

It's like the fifth time you've complained (same exact words, too), and I've changed it, already.

So, you either are blind as the proverbial bat, or you haven't read it in a long time, but still want to shitpost.

Don't they have eye doctors in Canada?

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:46 PM (ZaYq5)

484 I tested for Ovid but it turned out I only had Thucydides.
Posted by: Cicero

And lost your Virgility.

Way to Sulla the thread
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)


These Greek puns are really hitting a Homer.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 11:46 PM (anj39)

485 432 You punsters have a lot of Gaul.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (vuisn)
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We are Polished but sometimes use Prussian Blue.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

486 ike going on the talk show circuit to talk about how bad Elon is?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2022

Ugh! You're probably right. He will be able to make money that way.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (K0jo2)

487 That shit would amuse me when I went to Sturgis and see bikes being trailered from 1-2 states away. Yeah I can see doing it from 1800 miles away, but 1-2 states?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2022 11:46 PM (VwHCD)

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Some of those states are mighty big.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

488 477 Kestrel

"I like word puns and I cannae lie"?

Better?

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (NLIak)

489 That would be kind of devastating.
My oldest son looks just about like me (poor kid!), and my younger son looks like my Father. So...I think they are mine.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative......Living on the Prison Planet at June 21, 2022 11:05 PM (tjZg/)

Mine's adopted, we knew about the birth mom but not the dad, so we did 23 and me. Very interesting. The boy is 98.9 percent Mayan but that last bit is Ashkenazi Jew. No idea how or who or.... anyway, without your birth parents that info can be really interesting. He digs it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 21, 2022 11:48 PM (LOVUx)

490 The first American Indian to reach cabinet-level status was Charles Curtis, who was Vice President under Hoover (and thus a cabinet member). He was an enrolled member of the Kaw tribe.

They don't like to mention him because he was a Republican.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)

491 Creosote is smelly. Check at Lowe's. See what they offer. Also check with your State University Extension office. They may have a Forestry section.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

They make (or maybe used to make) copper napthenate wood preservative. Anything that prevents rot tends to be toxic. You can also get polymers like PEG 1000 which can be infused into rotted wood to stabilize it and recoup some of its strength.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:49 PM (PGM4P)

492 publius - Wobble, I tell you, it's wobble! OTOH, it may be from Tank Abrams wandering to and fro.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:49 PM (9Spbq)

493 Apparently the new push is that there is more ambiguity in XY and XX then "we" knew. So, this is the new explanation for gender confusion.

The gaslighting never stops!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:49 PM (K0jo2)

494 He was an enrolled member of the Kaw tribe.

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Not the Kaw.

The Kaw.

Posted by: The Kaw at June 21, 2022 11:50 PM (XG2Fi)

495 There was a Doctor Bonebrake when I was a kid.

Chiropractor.

I promise I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:50 PM (bW8dp)

496 Personally, I don't cato play the stupid Roman puns game tonight.
Posted by: mnw



The pun of the best was inevitably the worst

Posted by: Miklosius, thinking the comment on Commodus at June 21, 2022 11:50 PM (85b0r)

497 Apparently the new push is that there is more ambiguity in XY and XX then "we" knew. So, this is the new explanation for gender confusion.

*

Penis.
Vagina.

The end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:51 PM (g7CEa)

498
"I like word puns and I cannae lie"?

Better?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:51 PM (K0jo2)

499 I always say, live and let Livy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:52 PM (XG2Fi)

500 Penis.
Vagina.

The end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:51 PM (g7CEa)

I just glansed at that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2022 11:52 PM (7bRMQ)

501 Do I know this Matt Noto person?

Posted by: Miklos looks askance at June 21, 2022 11:52 PM (85b0r)

502 These puns are so bad you could use them as garum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:53 PM (bW8dp)

503 We are Polished but sometimes use Prussian Blue.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I keep a tube in my shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:53 PM (9Spbq)

504 I just glansed at that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2022 11:52 PM (7bRMQ)

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Foreskin is forearmed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)

505 Not the Kaw.

The Kaw.

Posted by: The Kaw at June 21, 2022 11:50 PM (XG2Fi)

Heh.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2022 11:53 PM (7bRMQ)

506 @Niklos,

Don't know...do you?

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:54 PM (ZaYq5)

507 Do I know this Matt Noto person?
Posted by: Miklos
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The post is sarcasm sock, I think...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2022 11:54 PM (ENHSe)

508 When we were 16 my friends and I would go house-to-house like a swarm of locusts consuming everything before moving on.

My mom still has a 40 year old grudge against two of my friends who helped themselves to a lasagna she had made for dinner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:55 PM (EZebt)

509 501 Do I know this Matt Noto person?
Posted by: Miklos looks askance at June 21, 2022 11:52 PM (85b0r)

Do we care, one way or the other? Ignoramus gonna be ignorant, I guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 21, 2022 11:55 PM (LOVUx)

510 I keep a tube in my shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Tubes are for Tops, silly Hammer

Posted by: Miklos recalls days of decades yore at June 21, 2022 11:55 PM (85b0r)

511
I'm guessing that, like the luxury of wealthy people worrying about pronouns, very few people who are just trying to eat and stay warm are confused about what having a penis or vagina means.

One of my favorite quotes from the movie Man of la Mancha was when the innkeepers were wondering if he had money to pay. " of course, he has money, when do the poor go crazy "

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:55 PM (K0jo2)

512 > 504 I just glansed at that.

There's not really any vas deferens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)

513 A number of years ago, an acquaintance in Austin had his vasectomy done by Dr. Dick Chop.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (nfrXX)

514 Some of those states are mighty big.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)

Well yeah, this is true. Nothing like getting to the S. Dakota border at around 12 midnight, and not seeing Sturgis until long after sunrise. Still though, a day trip on a bike isn't too bad, but 3-4 days? Yeah screw that, I wouldn't want to see the bike after that. Lately I've been looking for something a little more cruiser oriented. Mine are mostly day trip bikes at best, not for the long haul.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

515 So, you either are blind as the proverbial bat, or you haven't read it in a long time, but still want to shitpost.

Don't they have eye doctors in Canada?
Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:46 PM (ZaYq5)

Yeah, we do actually. I had cataract surgery a few years ago, and my vision is better than it was in childhood. On my computer, your page renders in medium blue text on a very black background. It is hard for me to read, especially compared to this site, which is very easy on the eyes.

And yours is far from the worst, Matt. Trust me.

And it sounds like you have gone through a world of hurt in the dental wars. I would not wish that on anyone. Well, Trudeau excepted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (PGM4P)

516 159 If that's an Emergency Use Authorization then what is the emergency?

Trump was gonna get reelected, and the grift might have gotten cut off.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 21, 2022 11:57 PM (3/XaG)

517 Have we ever had an instance of someone linked in the main body content trolling the comment section before?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:57 PM (g7CEa)

518 > Penis.
Vagina.

The end.

I thought "the end" was the non-vagina option.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:57 PM (bW8dp)

519 Do I know this Matt Noto person?


Going by the content quote, it is one confused being.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:58 PM (K0jo2)

520 Looks like this: https://tinyurl.com/2p869r3y
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

******

That's certainly not a scalpel. I wonder if it might be a trepanning tool. found this image of a trepanning set:

https://tinyurl.com/tremanning-tools

Right side, second from the bottom looks similar.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2022 11:58 PM (kXYt5)

521 Have we ever had an instance of someone linked in the main body content trolling the comment section before?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Noto my knowledge

Posted by: Miklos, late Nite ONT Custodial staff at June 21, 2022 11:58 PM (85b0r)

522 This morning in the Uvalde Cops Suck thread it was stated that the cop whose wife was one of the teachers who was slain got a call from her saying she had been shot and he did nothing.

The story I just read stated that he tried to advance down the hallway with his gun to save her but the other cops detained him, took his gun and escorted him out of the building.

Every single story I read on this is worse than the last one.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:58 PM (Zo4ys)

523 Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched


NURSE! You little snot!
(FYI, Nurse and I are not related, except we both hate dumb asses. I like Nurse and treat as my baby sister. Which means, I get all the grief, the insults, the "f u's...gosh you are my retarded sister!)

Posted by: Some Rat at June 21, 2022 11:59 PM (r1z5A)

524 Your browser should allow you to enlarge the text.

As for the color scheme, since the motif is space, the black is dominant.

As for the blue, the color palette on Blogger sucks the proverbial moose testes, and the lighter colors -- particularly the whites -- are so bright they weary the eye.

I'll see what I can do.

I welcome feedback.

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:59 PM (ZaYq5)

525 I thought "the end" was the non-vagina option.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:57 PM (bW8dp)

It is for us!

Posted by: Chasten Buttgiger and Pal at June 22, 2022 12:00 AM (7bRMQ)

526 I am not down with the Jan 6th Clown Show...All in favor...

Say F J B!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 22, 2022 12:00 AM (J00IM)

527 I wonder if it might be a trepanning tool. found this image of a trepanning set:

https://tinyurl.com/tremanning-tools

Right side, second from the bottom looks similar.
Posted by: Muldoon

We could use that in our Museum and Gift Shop

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis Themed Wedding and Trepanning Chapel at June 22, 2022 12:00 AM (85b0r)

528 Have we ever had an instance of someone linked in the main body content trolling the comment section before?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:57 PM (g7CEa)

Matt Noto has posted here on AOS before. I am inclined to take him at face value. If he is a hurtin' unit from his dental misfortunes, I will cut him a little slack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 12:01 AM (PGM4P)

529 Every single story I read on this is worse than the last one.
Posted by: Sharkman


The more I read/know about this. The more disgusting it becomes.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:01 AM (r1z5A)

530 466 I hope Musk's son has marketable skills.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:38 PM (K0jo2)


Like going on the talk show circuit to talk about how bad Elon is?

Two of Reagan's kids made a good media career out of it.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 22, 2022 12:01 AM (3/XaG)

531 I just glansed at that.

There's not really any vas deferens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)


Let's just snip this right now.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (anj39)

532 Rat!

You bastard!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)

533 Not "trolling", just asking a question in a very sarcastic manner.

New Yorker...can't help it, sometimes.

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (ZaYq5)

534 I thought "the end" was the non-vagina option.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Great song by the Doors. Not for the weak of heart.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

535 Beef jerky time!

Posted by: Naga Eboko, Exchange Tudent from Cameroon at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (XG2Fi)

536 513 A number of years ago, an acquaintance in Austin had his vasectomy done by Dr. Dick Chop.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (nfrXX)
----
Ouch!
When I read that my hand instinctively moved south.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (qfLjt)

537 Let's just snip this right now.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (anj39)

Yeah, things are getting a little hairy in here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)

538 Two of Reagan's kids made a good media career out of it.
Posted by: azjaeger

Good kids

Posted by: Mary Trump at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (85b0r)

539 My mom still has a 40 year old grudge against two of my friends who helped themselves to a lasagna she had made for dinner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:55 PM (EZebt)

If she'd walloped them good with a wooden spoon, she might have gotten it out of her system.

I cannot fathom hoodlums who would eat someone's dinner lasagna. wtf?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)

540 Right side, second from the bottom looks similar.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Ah! Yup, that's it. I'm assuming that the neurosurgeon who worked on me a while back had more sophisticated tools.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (4akfh)

541 Beef jerky time!
Posted by: Naga Eboko, Exchange Tudent from Cameroon

In Moderation.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at June 22, 2022 12:04 AM (85b0r)

542 Black Hills weather FTW.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2022 12:04 AM (RTVh5)

543 Rat!

You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched

No....thou mom timed it pretty damn close.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:04 AM (r1z5A)

544 Ugh! You're probably right. He will be able to make money that way.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 21, 2022 11:47 PM (K0jo2)


It's alright.

Hopefully someone somewhere says "You only made millions because you were trashing your father. If you weren't related to him you'd just be another kid that chopped his own penis off. Your father is the only interesting thing about you."

Then maybe he'll blow a vein in a hotel room somewhere and make his last headline.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2022 12:04 AM (eh1Wg)

545 Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:59 PM (ZaYq5)

If you want to use the URL field, you need to make it a fully formed URL including the "http://" part. Otherwise Minx 0.8 Beta will prepend "http://acecomments.mu.nu/" which is less than helpful.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 22, 2022 12:04 AM (nfrXX)

546 I cannot fathom hoodlums who would eat someone's dinner lasagna. wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Nah. Those are just starving 16 yo boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

547 "Making things worse while helping no one" sums up modern government so well.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 21, 2022 11:31 PM (g7CEa)


You have to admit, it is a lot easier to do that than it is to do something that actually works!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 22, 2022 12:05 AM (hOUT3)

548 >> Wobble, I tell you, it's wobble!

You can think of it as a wobble, a wobble in the sun's apparent longitudinal speed relative to the equator.

See the "Equation of Time" (old use of equation to mean "difference"), which is an odd shaped curve, with four nodes year. Solar days are at their longest roughly near the solstices and at their shortest near the equinoxes.

That occurred on June 19th, where the solar day was 24 hrs and 13 secs long. On Dec 22nd, it will be 24 hrs and 30 secs long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)

549 Yeah, things are getting a little hairy in here.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Motorcyclists should wear purple helmets.

BY LAW

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (85b0r)

550 A number of years ago, an acquaintance in Austin had his vasectomy done by Dr. Dick Chop.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (nfrXX)
----
Ouch!
When I read that my hand instinctively moved south.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
***
Biggest lie ever told to me by a doctor...now you're gonna feel a bit of pressure.
WTF!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (anj39)

551 493 Apparently the new push is that there is more ambiguity in XY and XX then "we" knew. So, this is the new explanation for gender confusion.

Nope. Tab A. Slot B. I know we are getting through "Celebrate Improper Assembly Month" but humans are one or the other

Posted by: azjaeger at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (3/XaG)

552
Not the Kaw.

The Kaw.

Posted by: The Kaw


Texas Department of Public Safety Director Steve McCraw condemned the response of Uvalde police to the Robb Elementary School shooting.

Posted by: McCraw at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (63Dwl)

553 I welcome feedback.

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 21, 2022 11:59 PM (ZaYq5)

I never read sites with a black background. It's annoying, not cool.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

554 Motorcyclists should wear purple helmets.

BY LAW
Posted by: Pete Buttygig


Don't see how that would make you look like any less of dickhead, Pete.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (Bd6X8)

555 Motorcyclists should wear purple helmets.

BY LAW

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (85b0r)

But only the rear rider.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)

556 Rat!
You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Why does that read like William Shatner doing a Yoda impression of Jimmy Cagney?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (RTVh5)

557 And the grocery bill.

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched



My friend always has funny stories about the Lads. He and his wife have sent their first child, a wonderful daughter, to summer camp each year for the last 8 years. Three months away from home. At the daughter's request. She's starting college at Gonzaga this fall. I know she can't wait to no longer live in that house with The Three Holy Terrors.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 12:08 AM (Zo4ys)

558 Thanks for the hint!

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:08 AM (ZaYq5)

559 Ah! Yup, that's it. I'm assuming that the neurosurgeon who worked on me a while back had more sophisticated tools.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****

Well, you know the drill!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2022 12:08 AM (kXYt5)

560 Matt Noto has posted here on AOS before. I am inclined to take him at face value. If he is a hurtin' unit from his dental misfortunes, I will cut him a little slack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

So, in addition to being able to fix anything, you are kind. Nice to see.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:08 AM (K0jo2)

561 That occurred on June 19th, where the solar day was 24 hrs and 13 secs long. On Dec 22nd, it will be 24 hrs and 30 secs long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)

Well, I was going to grease the Earth's axis, last time I went to the North Pole, but instead of a Zerk fitting, it had one of those old-fashioned bayonet jobs, that didn't fit my grease gun. I blame Admiral Peary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 12:09 AM (PGM4P)

562 531 I just glansed at that.

There's not really any vas deferens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
--
Let's just snip this right now.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 12:02 AM (anj39)
----
Getting a little testy are we?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:09 AM (qfLjt)

563 Well, you know the drill!
Posted by: Muldoon

That old bit!

Posted by: Vaudeville Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:09 AM (85b0r)

564 Nah. Those are just starving 16 yo boys.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The caloric intake of a teenage boy/girl exceeds the output of our sun X2!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (r1z5A)

565 I always thought Mike Reagan (the adopted & forgotten one) was the only normal one of the three.

I like him a lot.

As for "Ron" Reagan, the ballet dancer, who addressed the Democratic National Convention? Who once said raising cats was the same as having kids? Beaucoup moins.

And Patty, the nutter who posed nude for Playboy, even though she didn't have the chops for it?

Nope, I like Mike!

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (NLIak)

566 Well, you know the drill!
Posted by: Muldoon

That old bit!


Is it safe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (Bd6X8)

567 The story I just read stated that he tried to advance down the hallway with his gun to save her but the other cops detained him, took his gun and escorted him out of the building.

Every single story I read on this is worse than the last one.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2022 11:58 PM (Zo4ys)

Heads need to roll. That whole dept needs to be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)

568 If i told you who originally put the hurtin' on me, Alberta, you'd probably start waving the Canadian flag.

Happened at a meet-and-greet shoot-around with Wendel Clark.

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (ZaYq5)

569 Sharkman!!
Prayers for your whole family.

Posted by: Jmel



Thank you, Jmel.

How is Summer baseball going for The Lad?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 12:11 AM (Zo4ys)

570 The caloric intake of a teenage boy/girl exceeds the output of our sun X2!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (r1z5A)

--------

In a nutshell, this is why sustainable energy can never work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 12:11 AM (XG2Fi)

571 Black Hills weather sucks low-hanging donkey balls. Beautiful country, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 12:12 AM (89T5c)

572 That occurred on June 19th, where the solar day was 24 hrs and 13 secs long. On Dec 22nd, it will be 24 hrs and 30 secs long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)

Dammit, who put Junteenth on the second longest day of the year?! Don't you know that holidays like that are supposed to be on the shortest day? Like Feb for BHM!!!!

Posted by: Supremacy at June 22, 2022 12:12 AM (7bRMQ)

573 Well, you know the drill!
Posted by: Muldoon

That old bit!

Is it safe?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (Bd6X
***

Best to just shelve this.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 12:13 AM (anj39)

574 In a nutshell, this is why sustainable energy can never work.
Posted by: Cicero

Trigglypuffs

Flensing

Back to natural, organic Whale oil

Posted by: Modest Miklos Proposal at June 22, 2022 12:13 AM (85b0r)

575 Black backgrounds are OK, as long as the print is not red. Red on black is invisible to me, and many. Off to drink my pickle juice (leg cramps).

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (AmoqO)

576 Motorcyclists should wear purple helmets.

BY LAW

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (85b0r)

Eat shit and die, bootybandit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (VwHCD)

577 Every single story I read on this is worse than the last one.
Posted by: Sharkman


The more I read/know about this. The more disgusting it becomes.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:01 AM (r1z5A)

It is bad. It's difficult to imagine that to do the right thing, one would have to actively join with others against LE in an effective manner. Writing carefully, so as not to give Bob too much to work with, but hopefully you get my meaning.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (K0jo2)

578 Many years ago, I took the trip to Nort Dakota (h excluded intentionally). We were just north of Nebraska on the west side, and came upon 3 or 4 Harleys... all were on the side of the road trying to recover.
There had been a hail storm. Big hail. No cover. The ground was white.
Didn't even get to Sturgis yet, and already had the shit beat out of them.

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (cPGH3)

579 Back to natural, organic Whale oil

Posted by: Modest Miklos Proposal at June 22, 2022 12:13 AM (85b0r)

What are you harpooning on about now?

Posted by: Boston Whaler at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

580 Off to drink my pickle juice (leg cramps).
Posted by: Javems

Reminds me.

Pickle making season starts about now.

Posted by: Miklos recalls that pickelhaube season is traditionally late August at June 22, 2022 12:16 AM (85b0r)

581 If i told you who originally put the hurtin' on me, Alberta, you'd probably start waving the Canadian flag.

Happened at a meet-and-greet shoot-around with Wendel Clark.
Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (ZaYq5)

Oooh, you got mouthful of puck? That would smart, for sure.

I had a beer at the Elnora Hotel this afternoon. They have a table there that briefly hosted the Stanley Cup, when it was on a tour. Photo on the wall, and everything. You ever get to Alberta, look me up, I will buy you a beer there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 12:16 AM (PGM4P)

582 Pickle making season starts about now.

Posted by: Miklos recalls that pickelhaube season is traditionally late August at June 22, 2022 12:16 AM (85b0r)

Well, don't dilly around!

Posted by: Mr Vlasic at June 22, 2022 12:17 AM (7bRMQ)

583 The more I read/know about this. The more disgusting it becomes.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:01 AM (r1z5A)

I won't read about Uvalde anymore. I generally avoid trainwreck horror stories that others buzz about.

One of the reasons I don't read the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

584 Didn't see what is going on, but Prayers Up from here as well, Sharkman.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:17 AM (K0jo2)

585 555 Motorcyclists should wear purple helmets.

BY LAW

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 22, 2022 12:06 AM (85b0r)

But only the rear rider.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
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If the rear rider woke up girlish then it should wear pants colored just like a female baboon's ass.
https://tinyurl.com/bdd5awm7

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:18 AM (qfLjt)

586 Going to fix myself a drink.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:18 AM (K0jo2)

587 There had been a hail storm. Big hail. No cover. The ground was white.
Didn't even get to Sturgis yet, and already had the shit beat out of them.
Posted by: MkY
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I once ended up tucked up in the underside beams of an overpass in central Georgia, as a tornado passed by. There was no cover anywhere, just open country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 12:18 AM (FyHyH)

588 Find an attorney who knows how to draft a "pour-over" will. That's a will that "pours" title to all your stuff into a trust at the moment of your death, which avoids probate. It's usually a good idea to have a trust set up and title passed with various documents prior to death, of course.

The trust's trustee can quickly distribute assets to the beneficiaries (heirs) of the trust much more quickly than the executor of an estate in probate can.

No longer a practicing attorney so this comment does not create an attorney-client relationship nor is this legal advice. But do see a qualified trusts/estates attorney for your needs.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 12:19 AM (Zo4ys)

589 I won't read about Uvalde anymore. I generally avoid trainwreck horror stories that others buzz about.

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Same here. It rips my heart out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 12:19 AM (XG2Fi)

590 If the rear rider woke up girlish then it should wear pants colored just like a female baboon's ass.
https://tinyurl.com/bdd5awm7

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:18 AM (qfLjt)

Yeah, I red that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2022 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)

591 So, in addition to being able to fix anything, you are kind. Nice to see.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:08 AM (K0jo2)

AOP is a gem.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

592 If the rear rider woke up girlish then it should wear pants colored just like a female baboon's ass.

Posted by: Ciampino

Stuff...happens

https://bonobos.com/

Posted by: Miklosian truly Anti-Marketing SA de CV at June 22, 2022 12:20 AM (85b0r)

593 Black Hills weather sucks low-hanging donkey balls. Beautiful country, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 12:12 AM (89T5c)

Man, you're not kidding. I used to tell the noobs that came to sturgis to pack 4 seasons of gear on their bikes, because anything can happen. They would look at me like I'm crazy. One time it was a really nice dry 90 degree day, no real clouds. I said pack some warm jackets and gloves. They didn't listen, "oh but its summer, look how warm, weeee" and that night when we left deadwood it was 38 degrees. One day alone we hit rain, hail, sun, cold. It got to be where when asked "hey when we doing mt rushmore?", I would say when we wake up, look to the south, east, west, and north, and the day there isn't a cloud as far as the eye can see in any direction, we're going. If there is one cloud, and i don't care where in the sky it is, it WILL find you at Mt Rushmore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:20 AM (VwHCD)

594 566 Well, you know the drill!
Posted by: Muldoon

That old bit!

Is it safe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (Bd6X
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More importantly, do you have the diamonds?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

595 these fucking parasites will show you no mercy. They need to feel no mercy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2022 12:21 AM (89T5c)

596 No longer a practicing attorney so this comment does not create an attorney-client relationship nor is this legal advice. But do see a qualified trusts/estates attorney for your needs.
Posted by: Sharkman

This would not work in SC.

Posted by: Miklos is quite certain at June 22, 2022 12:22 AM (85b0r)

597 Read about little Scarlett. Prayers for you all, Sharkman!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)

598 Is it safe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 22, 2022 12:10 AM (Bd6X
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More importantly, do you have the diamonds?
Posted by: Ciampino

Sure! They're in the safe!

Posted by: The Three Stooges attempt a heist at June 22, 2022 12:23 AM (85b0r)

599 594 566 Well, you know the drill!
Posted by: Muldoon

That old bit!
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Is it safe?
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More importantly, do you have the diamonds?
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I guess drill bit puns are taking over the thread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2022 12:23 AM (eh1Wg)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2022 12:23 AM (eh1Wg)

601 601

Posted by: Theodore at June 22, 2022 12:24 AM (GJnvT)

602 This would not work in SC.

Posted by: Miklos is quite certain at June 22, 2022 12:22 AM (85b0r)

The pouring-in part?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

603 Howdy Miklos!

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2022 12:24 AM (yUjc0)

604 Nice save, Bitter Clinger.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

605 Apparently books are now being written about children forsaking their parents. My daughter doesn't speak to me. Perhaps it is a lifting of God's common grace and society is losing its natural affections.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (K0jo2)

606 DOOOOOOOOOOF!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

607 Nice save, Bitter Clinger.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

Wait til next year!

Posted by: The Brooklyn Barrel at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (7bRMQ)

608 I'm out, y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 22, 2022 12:26 AM (g7CEa)

609 The child-parent relationship is complex.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)

610 DOOOOOOOOOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)


NUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSE!

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (yUjc0)

611 579 Back to natural, organic Whale oil

Posted by: Modest Miklos Proposal at June 22, 2022 12:13 AM (85b0r)

What are you harpooning on about now?

Posted by: Boston Whaler at June 22, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)
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Just rooting around for Amber Heard ... I mean gris?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

612 More importantly, do you have the diamonds?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

Working in the oilpatch, I got to see plenty of diamond drilling bits. You know what? They don't even look remotely like "diamonds". The cutters are made of of "polycrystalline diamond composite", and look like little dime-sized discs of black ceramic. On new ones, the edges are sharp; when they are worn out and come out of the hole, they still look almost new, but the corners are slightly rounded off the cutters. The wear is very subtle, but makes a huge difference in drilling rate.

And in soft rock like shale, those suckers can cut at over 100 meters an hour. As fast as the rig crew can put pipe in the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (PGM4P)

613 I'm off to bed. Goodnight, all youse guys!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)

614 Hello horde, close to 600 comments you guys have a lot to say.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (Jzz++)

615 610 DOOOOOOOOOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

NUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSE!
Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (yUjc0)

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Take it outside, you two.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (XG2Fi)

616 My daughter doesn't speak to me. Perhaps it is a lifting of God's common grace and society is losing its natural affections.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (K0jo2)


Sorry AK.

I'd offer some words about how the coming of the Lord with split households, but it still doesn't address the pain of that situation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (eh1Wg)

617 Very generous, Alberta. Thank you.

I'll experiment with some new color/background schemes and see what I can come up with.,

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (ZaYq5)

618 I used to live near a highway that led to Sturgis. I enjoyed watching everyone heading that way. Never went myself.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (K0jo2)

619 Hello horde, close to 600 comments you guys have a lot to say.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (Jzz++

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500 are from Russian bots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 12:29 AM (XG2Fi)

620 I won't read about Uvalde anymore. I generally avoid trainwreck horror stories that others buzz about.

One of the reasons I don't read the Daily Mail.
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This^^^

Hi Miley!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:29 AM (renZO)

621 615 610 DOOOOOOOOOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

NUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSE!
Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (yUjc0)

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Take it outside, you two.
Posted by: Cicero

COWABUNGAAAAAAAA. DUDE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:29 AM (U2p+3)

622 I'd offer some words about how the coming of the Lord with split households, but it still doesn't address the pain of that situation.

Thank you. She is in my prayers.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:30 AM (K0jo2)

623 Howdy Miklos!
Posted by: Doof

Guten Doofenglucklischkeitungs!

Um....could you maybe send a pic of the SS Trump, flagship of the Redneck Navy?

Posted by: Miklos, kindly requesting at June 22, 2022 12:30 AM (85b0r)

624 Just rooting around for Amber Heard ... I mean gris?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

Shore, you'll find some I'd bet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)

625 *waves to nurse*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:30 AM (renZO)

626 Take it outside, you two.
Posted by: Cicero

Nah, it'll kill the wildlife.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:31 AM (r1z5A)

627 I once ended up tucked up in the underside beams of an overpass in central Georgia, as a tornado passed by. There was no cover anywhere, just open country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 12:18 AM (FyHyH)

You try to explain that to people and they don't get it. We left sturgis one night, and I don't know what the hell we hit, must have been the outskirts of a tornado. It slammed us head on and push us from 70 mph down to 20 in almost an instant. One chick on a sportster got blown into a ditch on the side of the road, then the foggy rain came, and more wind. Our hotel was 17 miles away in Belle Fourche down some empty lightless farm road. I would tell people the story and the first thing they say is "why didn't you find shelter?" I would say there isn't any. "what, no over pass, no gas station?" No, nothing. "oh there gotta be..." No asshole, no, nothing, not a fucking thing, no lights, no buildings, you are on the god damn moon with a harley, that kind of nothing. Its where you go to get away from it all, because it hasn't frigging gotten there yet. Nothing, zip, nadda, its barren.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:31 AM (VwHCD)

628 Mr. Matt Noto. Perhaps try a light yellow against the black background? Ought'nt glare like the shades of white, but it'll contrast a helluva lot better than the blues.

Mr. Peon is not wrong in his evaluation of the graphic accessibility of your pages. I can read 'em, but it's a strain.

I have *no* idea of the yellow shades are available in blogsnot, but, it's an idea, anyway. Good luck, both for the page and the dentistry! *thanks God we're not in England!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 12:31 AM (tkOps)

629 Good night Moron Robbie

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:31 AM (K0jo2)

630 Here is a typical PDC drill bit:

https://tinyurl.com/yu2zs4tu

They come in many different sizes and configurations, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 12:31 AM (PGM4P)

631 Guten Doofenglucklischkeitungs!

Um....could you maybe send a pic of the SS Trump, flagship of the Redneck Navy?
Posted by: Miklos, kindly requesting at June 22, 2022 12:30 AM (85b0r)


Absolutely! Tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Doof at June 22, 2022 12:32 AM (yUjc0)

632 The child-parent relationship is complex.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

And inappropriate, maybe?

Posted by: Ashley Biden at June 22, 2022 12:32 AM (85b0r)

633 Hi SMH!
It made my heart happy to hear you had a lovely time with your girls in the Ozarks.

Good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:32 AM (U2p+3)

634 I used to live near a highway that led to Sturgis. I enjoyed watching everyone heading that way. Never went myself.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:28 AM (K0jo2)

Which highway?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD)

635 592 If the rear rider woke up girlish then it should wear pants colored just like a female baboon's ass.

Posted by: Ciampino

Stuff...happens

https://bonobos.com/

Posted by: Miklosian truly Anti-Marketing SA de CV at June 22, 2022 12:20 AM (85b0r)
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Send that to the Effing Bea Eyesore.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:33 AM (qfLjt)

636 Thank you, Jim.

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 22, 2022 12:33 AM (ZaYq5)

637 Thanks, nurse.

Friday and Saturday, a bunch of younger daughter's friends, plus the in-laws made for a bunch of cooking...unexpectedly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:34 AM (renZO)

638 Thanks , Doof!


(I knew he was a Good Guy)

Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:35 AM (85b0r)

639 The child-parent relationship is complex.
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Understatement of the century.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:35 AM (renZO)

640 The range of puns in this thread has been imperial, Fishy and ground moving.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:36 AM (K0jo2)

641 (I knew he was a Good Guy)
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:35 AM (85b0r)

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Suckup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2022 12:36 AM (XG2Fi)

642 Thanks AK. My great niece is going in for her second open heart surgery in the last 3 months to complete the fixing of her heart, which is reversed in her chest. She's only 6, and is tough as nails.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 12:36 AM (Zo4ys)

643 I 90

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:37 AM (K0jo2)

644 Suckup.
Posted by: Cicero

A little.

Maybe I can get a 12 of Natty Boh one day.

Posted by: Unrepentive Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:37 AM (85b0r)

645 Prayers up, Sharkman. She sounds like a tough trooper.

My youngest g-baby is six also.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:38 AM (renZO)

646 As it happuns apparently.

I tried to respond to the drill jokes but my wit was stripped bare.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:39 AM (Jzz++)

647 All Up for Sharkman's Little 6.

Posted by: Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:39 AM (85b0r)

648 Oh Sharkman, may she be surrounded mentally, physically and spiritually by God's love.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:39 AM (K0jo2)

649 I hope the 'Rons here had a nice Fathers' Day

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 22, 2022 12:40 AM (renZO)

650 I tried to respond to the drill jokes but my wit was stripped bare.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Was a bit twisted.

Posted by: Miklos noticed at June 22, 2022 12:40 AM (85b0r)

651 I 90

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:37 AM (K0jo2)

Oh yeah, thats a front row seat. I used to like taking this back way out of the black hills, going through rapid city, and then hammering down I 90.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)

652 All Up for Sharkman's Little 6.

Amen

thinking of the Horde's array of shields being put in place.

What is the right way to say that?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:41 AM (K0jo2)

653 630 Here is a typical PDC drill bit:

https://tinyurl.com/yu2zs4tu

They come in many different sizes and configurations, now.
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Cool, thanks. I have seen small ones used at a limestone quarry where my Dad worked for about 7 years. Bits used for drilling holes for the gelignite, but that was early 1960s.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:43 AM (qfLjt)

654 Dang Sharkman.

May the Lord guide the hands of her surgeon and the miracle of human healing be seen in her recovery.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2022 12:44 AM (eh1Wg)

655 Hey Berserker!

Marine is going to buy a bike. He wants an Indian Scout Bobber. What are your thoughts on that particular bike?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:44 AM (U2p+3)

656 Its where you go to get away from it all, because it hasn't frigging gotten there yet. Nothing, zip, nadda, its barren.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Makes for some great stories!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:44 AM (K0jo2)

657 Bits used for drilling holes for the gelignite, but that was early 1960s.
Posted by: Ciampino

Gelignite is TIGHT

Posted by: Geological Pitch Guy at June 22, 2022 12:45 AM (85b0r)

658 640 The range of puns in this thread has been imperial, Fishy and ground moving.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:36 AM (K0jo2)
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Let's see, we came up with bushels of them.
No red herrings.
And all those drilling bits.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt)

659 Let's see, we came up with bushels of them.
No red herrings.
And all those drilling bits.
Posted by: Ciampino

The metrics?

Posted by: KPI Guy Miklos at June 22, 2022 12:47 AM (85b0r)

660 I think because of the complex nature of the parent child relationship, father and mother's days can be difficult for a lot of people. I hope my parents know how much I appreciate them. I try to tell them frequently.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:47 AM (K0jo2)

661

Whoever designed the shelf removal system on this Frigidaire freezer needs to be shot. A little retaining clip keeps in from sliding all the way to one side, to allow removal from the other.

When it gets cold, that little clip doesn't want to spring open enough to get it off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)

662 American Kestrel,

Are you still flitting about South Dakota? I'm about 3 hours from Sturgis.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:48 AM (Jzz++)

663 646 As it happuns apparently.

I tried to respond to the drill jokes but my wit was stripped bare.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:39 AM (Jzz++)
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You need to sharpen up. Tap into your inner self and screw the rest.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

664 You need to sharpen up. Tap into your inner self and screw the rest

lol

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:49 AM (K0jo2)

665 You need to sharpen up. Tap into your inner self and screw the rest.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

Trying to avoid being a bore.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:50 AM (Jzz++)

666 And stop calling me Chuck!

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:51 AM (Jzz++)

667 I have moved north accessible only by boat or plane.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:51 AM (K0jo2)

668 When it gets cold, that little clip doesn't want to spring open enough to get it off.
Posted by: publius

I won't let you get it off.

I'm FRIGID

Posted by: Bitch of a fridge at June 22, 2022 12:52 AM (85b0r)

669 Hey Berserker!

Marine is going to buy a bike. He wants an Indian Scout Bobber. What are your thoughts on that particular bike?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 12:44 AM (U2p+3)

They're pretty cool. The only problem I see is where to get it worked on. Basically there isn't much support for them. Around here there seems to be nowhere, because I get calls, and none of the shops I work out of work on them. Other than that they're nice. No clue about reliability. I do like how the factory accessories seem to be thought out really well. There are 2 different bobbers, one has more horsepower than the other. I think the entry level one is the bobber 60, or something like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:52 AM (VwHCD)

670 Since it's after midnight East Coast time, happy 81st anniversary of Operation Barbarossa to all you WW2 nerds. Kinda interesting this year.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 12:52 AM (KAi1n)

671 Marine is going to buy a bike. He wants an Indian Scout Bobber. What are your thoughts on that particular bike?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Oh Lord grant me the ability to shut my mouth.

Thank you God.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2022 12:53 AM (r1z5A)

672 I have moved north accessible only by boat or plane.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


This....was not in my budget

Posted by: Miklos, pining for the fjords at June 22, 2022 12:53 AM (85b0r)

673 Yikes. That was a devilish twist.

I'm screwed.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:53 AM (Jzz++)

674
Are you still flitting about South Dakota? I'm about 3 hours from Sturgis.

We would have been practically neighbors. I was east of Missoula.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:53 AM (K0jo2)

675 665 You need to sharpen up. Tap into your inner self and screw the rest.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

Trying to avoid being a bore.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:50 AM (Jzz++)
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Yes, nothing worse than a dry bore. And don't slurry your speech.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)

676 Its where you go to get away from it all, because it hasn't frigging gotten there yet. Nothing, zip, nadda, its barren.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Makes for some great stories!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:44 AM (K0jo2)

You have no idea. I got stories that would take all night to tell. Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 12:54 AM (VwHCD)

677 Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Once, coming home from Bismarck, we were traveling south on I-35 (29? don't recall) and it was getting late. Saw a sign on the interstate... gas, lodging. We took the turn. 35 miles later we hit the town. Got gas. The only motel advertised "free heat".
We went back to the interstate.

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2022 12:54 AM (cPGH3)

678 All I know about Sturgis is that Blue Oyster Cult used to play there every year.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 12:54 AM (KAi1n)

679 666 And stop calling me Chuck!

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:51 AM (Jzz++)
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We have a THREAD WINNER!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

680 I have moved north accessible only by boat or plane.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:51 AM (K0jo2)

Funny phrasing. I was in Juneau not long ago. Kind of fishy circumstances

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:55 AM (Jzz++)

681 I have moved north accessible only by boat or plane.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


This....was not in my budget

Just emulate KonTiki...

You have a new hash. I noticed a comment earlier and thought it was you but the hash was wrong .

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:56 AM (K0jo2)

682 Just emulate KonTiki...

AKestrel, did you shack up with Thor Heyerdahl?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:58 AM (Jzz++)

683 Funny phrasing. I was in Juneau not long ago. Kind of fishy circumstances
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:55 AM

Well... There is always a place for a Moron at the table. Mark of the PNW has my email.

I hope your trip was successful!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 12:58 AM (K0jo2)

684 Trying to avoid being a bore.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 12:50 AM (Jzz++)
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Yes, nothing worse than a dry bore. And don't slurry your speech.
Posted by: Ciampino

Ya'll go to HEX

Posted by: Miklos, VW Owner at June 22, 2022 12:59 AM (85b0r)

685 SFGoth, you beat me to the Op Barbarossa mention.

So happens I'm just about to the fateful morning in a book, "What Stalin Knew". Which was, of course, not really the point. He had his fixed preconception (Germany wouldn't turn east until the UK was subdued), and an intelligence apparatus (variously) too terrified or too incompetent to even try and straighten him out.

Among the new (to me) tidbits - private letters between Hitler and Stalin, last one on May 14. Only portions of the correspondence survived deliberate destruction by both sides.

Gonna go listen to Yuri Levitan's announcement on Radio Moscow again.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 12:59 AM (OTzUX)

686 Just arriving, I scrolled up a bit, Sharkman, prayers up for your great niece. {{SMH}} Haven't see you for a while, I'm so glad that you got to visit your grands.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2022 12:59 AM (a4EWo)

687 Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Once, coming home from Bismarck, we were traveling south on I-35 (29? don't recall) and it was getting late. Saw a sign on the interstate... gas, lodging. We took the turn. 35 miles later we hit the town. Got gas. The only motel advertised "free heat".
We went back to the interstate.

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2022 12:54 AM (cPGH3)

That is a major problem out there. Once again, I would tell the noobs start looking for gas when you hit half a tank, because you see these signs GAS, and the gas is not right off the highway, and in the wee hours that station is close even if you find it. It got hairy a few times going through S.Dakota in 12 midnight - 6am period the first time we went.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 01:00 AM (VwHCD)

688 AKestrel, did you shack up with Thor Heyerdahl?

lol, I would have been tempted! Just to make that kind of trip!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2)

689 Well... There is always a place for a Moron at the table. Mark of the PNW has my email.

Wish I'd known sooner. The halibut at the Hangar was overcooked and expensive.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 01:00 AM (Jzz++)

690 They're pretty cool. The only problem I see is where to get it worked on. Basically there isn't much support for them. Around here there seems to be nowhere, because I get calls, and none of the shops I work out of work on them. Other than that they're nice. No clue about reliability. I do like how the factory accessories seem to be thought out really well. There are 2 different bobbers, one has more horsepower than the other. I think the entry level one is the bobber 60, or something like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

I think he's planning on working on it himself. His MOS is engines, diesel and outboards on the boats. He loves working on his own car and isn't afraid to get dirty and learn.

Rat, I have no say in the matter. He's told me this is something he wants to do, he's going to purchase with his own money and insure under his own policy. Not a whole lot I can do. But there's a whole lot I can lose if I try to forbid him from doing it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 01:01 AM (U2p+3)

691 It looks like it will be a good fishing season. Last few seasons weren't too good.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:01 AM (K0jo2)

692 Just emulate KonTiki...

You have a new hash. I noticed a comment earlier and thought it was you but the hash was wrong .
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Need....balsa

Lotsa balsa

Hash changes due to Ye Cutting of Ye Corde, and FU ATT and DirecTv

Posted by: Miklos, bill reduced from $310 to $60 at June 22, 2022 01:01 AM (85b0r)

693 Miklos of the diminished hash,

Pray tell to what service have you switched and are you completely shed of pay TV?

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 01:04 AM (Jzz++)

694 So happens I'm just about to the fateful morning in a book, "What Stalin Knew".

Posted by: rhomboid

Have you read "Suvorov"'s book Icebreaker?

If so, what do you think?

Posted by: Miklos, who used to know stuff at June 22, 2022 01:05 AM (85b0r)

695 Mmmmm. Halibut. The best cerviche I ever had was made with halibut.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:05 AM (K0jo2)

696 Kestrel,

Heading back at a friends invite in early September. Maybe a mini Juneau MoMe?

Got an early flight to the islands.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 01:05 AM (Jzz++)

697 Canada wants to confiscate Russian assets
Details: https://on.rt.com/by7n

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 01:06 AM (qfLjt)

698 This is a good place for this question.

Is it possible to hook one's phone to the tv to stream movies, etc?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:07 AM (K0jo2)

699 Rat, I have no say in the matter. He's told me this is something he wants to do, he's going to purchase with his own money and insure under his own policy. Not a whole lot I can do. But there's a whole lot I can lose if I try to forbid him from doing it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 01:01 AM (U2p+3)

Does he plan on taking any trips with it, or just local stuff? The bobbers really aren't suited for long rides.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 01:08 AM (VwHCD)

700 Pete, too bad you couldn't make the AKMoMe in July?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:08 AM (K0jo2)

701 Pray tell to what service have you switched and are you completely shed of pay TV?
Posted by: Pete Bog

5G wireless, T-Mobile. $50

Tel to promo partner Ooma, 10/mo with much better (but not perfect) blocking of calls from the Bangalore Call Centre.

Roku provides whatever, plus terrestrial antenna for local stations

Posted by: Miklos, who does not watch TV himself at June 22, 2022 01:08 AM (85b0r)

702 AKestrel,

Isn't that near anchorage? If I could drive there it's noT exotic and also conflict with Rodeo around here.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 22, 2022 01:10 AM (Jzz++)

703 Does he plan on taking any trips with it, or just local stuff? The bobbers really aren't suited for long rides.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I think he's planning on using it as a commuter bike while he's in San Diego.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 01:10 AM (U2p+3)

704 Heading back at a friends invite in early September. Maybe a mini Juneau MoMe?

Got an early flight to the islands

~~~

Sounds like fun. Email thru Mark. Or tcn also has my email.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:11 AM (K0jo2)

705 Well, I am kind of beat. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2022 01:11 AM (ZCWuW)

706 Halibut. The best cerviche I ever had was made with halibut.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

"No ifs, no ands...just halibut"

Posted by: Miklos, menu strategist at June 22, 2022 01:11 AM (85b0r)

707 Can't stand the Kinks. No talent hacks. Worse even than Lou Reed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2022 11:21 PM (EZebt)


I disagree but to each hs own. Got to see them once and I really enjoyed it, but then I do like a lot of their tunes, and not just the 'popular' ones. They had really good lyrics, like 'Labor of Love'.

Marriage is a two-headed transplant/Sometimes that's how it seems./When the sex wears off, it's all give and take/And it's good-bye to all your dreams./One head wants to go to a movie,/While the other wants to stay at home./And just like a two-headed transplant,/You get the feeling that you're never alone.

(Damn 'looks like spam' filter.)

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 01:12 AM (ldL4g)

708 701 Pray tell to what service have you switched and are you completely shed of pay TV?
Posted by: Pete Bog

5G wireless, T-Mobile. $50

Tel to promo partner Ooma, 10/mo with much better (but not perfect) blocking of calls from the Bangalore Call Centre.

Roku provides whatever, plus terrestrial antenna for local stations
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What about Internet?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 01:12 AM (qfLjt)

709 posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Wait for dark

Posted by: Miklos, farther South at June 22, 2022 01:13 AM (85b0r)

710 >>> School of Mimes used to have a really good Historic Sword fighting Club... more than half women, which is very abnormal for the sport.
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Do they scream? I love those fencing competitions where the girls scream. Cracks me up every time. There's no way I could survive being attacked by a girl fencer. She'd scream and I'd fall to the ground laughing.
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No, mimes tend to be Silent, But Deadly...

Posted by: the last to post at June 22, 2022 01:13 AM (4eUlg)

711 It got hairy a few times going through S.Dakota in 12 midnight - 6am period the first time we went.
Posted by: Berserker
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I've stopped at closed stations, so desperate for fuel that I would put the nozzle in the tank, and lift the hose to drain in whatever was still in the hose. When you're all but out of fuel, another pint means another couple of miles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (Gm00d)

712 Apparently there are coyotes in my neighborhood (the 4-legged, canine kind). This place really is becoming feral.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (KAi1n)

713 Yes, the AKMoMe is outside of Anchorage. It will be a very Alaskan experience.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (K0jo2)

714 712 Apparently there are coyotes in my neighborhood (the 4-legged, canine kind). This place really is becoming feral.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (KAi1n)

I wonder if they have the decency to poop in the bushes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2022 01:15 AM (dNqv+)

715 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:16 AM (K0jo2)

716 What about Internet?
Posted by: Ciampino

The little box is a combo 5G wireless/local Wifi node.

Supports computers, phones set to VoiP, Smart TVs, Stupid TVs with plug-in Roku dongles.

Posted by: Miklos, one quarter Scots, ergo Thrifty at June 22, 2022 01:16 AM (85b0r)

717 Had a kid with me in boot camp named John Stains.
Seaman Stains.
He chose poorly on which service to join with that name.

Posted by: CA Token at June 22, 2022 01:18 AM (2+yws)

718 If Junior doesn't catch a 10 pounder, Dad is a slacker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 01:21 AM (0ocXn)

719 Had a kid with me in boot camp named John Stains.
Seaman Stains.
He chose poorly on which service to join with that name.
Posted by: CA Token

That was a Brit TV show.

Seaman Staines

Master Bates

I think there were others

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the English have a reputation for Eccentricity at June 22, 2022 01:21 AM (85b0r)

720 Miklos, no, haven't read Icebreaker. Current author refers to it and the topic and discusses it a bit, doesn't focus on it. But he does include the key factual matter that renders it moot (idea that Stalin was going to start something): Red Army was in no condition to launch any kind of offensive in spring '41.

This has always been my first and only reaction to it all. Go numb your soul with the detail of "Stumbling Colossus" by David Glantz, wherein he meticulously documents the condition - and disorder and low combat capability - of the Red Army when the Germans struck.

There's also, I think, the small niggling detail of no actual documentation or credible first-hand testimony about any such intention (a "plan" is always there, just as the Canada invasion plan stashed away in a dusty file at the Pentagon). In any case, Hitler's decision, shortly after the fall of France, to invade the USSR was exhaustively documented and had nothing to do with "pre-emption" - that laughable rationale was reserved for his public speeches.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:21 AM (OTzUX)

721 I think he's planning on using it as a commuter bike while he's in San Diego.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2022 01:10 AM (U2p+3)

Well I'll tell you this, my total unvarnished professional opinion, since I see this shit every day. The worst, and most often repeated mistake are dudes buying a smaller bike to start with, because they think they need to start small and maybe some day they'll go to something bigger. The problem is, "some day" happens in 3-4 weeks when they out grow it faster than kids outgrow clothes, and realize they fucked up. It happens all the time. Mrs B rides a harley, and you can't give her a smaller bike for practically free. I just tried. Latest example, a bike I redid for a guy, a 100th anniversary 1200 sportster, it was beautiful. He decided to sell it a few weeks ago because he outgrew it fast. His son bought a softail, he rode it, and that was that. He was trying to sell it for $1800. I told Mrs B about it. She didn't want to hear it. Been there, done that, she don't want to get blown around on the road when a truck blows by. She would rather ride my softails that aren't set up for her than ever getting on a smaller bike again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 01:22 AM (VwHCD)

722 Canada wants to confiscate Russian assets

Russia has been remarkably restrained in its response to these types of provocations.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:23 AM (K0jo2)

723 Thanks AK. My great niece is going in for her second open heart surgery in the last 3 months to complete the fixing of her heart, which is reversed in her chest. She's only 6, and is tough as nails.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2022 12:36 AM (Zo4ys)


Geez, Louise. So young! But better now as she'll heal more easily. She'll have a scar for life but better that than the alternative.

(Speaking as a cardiac patient myself who has an ICD implanted and is on my third battery, each having a five year life without shocks of which, fortunately or unfortunately depending on one's perspective, I've had 11.)

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 01:24 AM (ldL4g)

724 Except this poor kid was real. And every Company Commander was aware of his existence. And just loved yelling his name and making him do push ups.
He was in spectacular shape at the end of the 8wks.

Posted by: CA Token at June 22, 2022 01:24 AM (2+yws)

725
A monkey wearing a bulletproof vest and camouflage jacket was found dead after a cartel shootout in Mexico.


And it happened during Pride Month, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 22, 2022 01:25 AM (pNxlR)

726 Via osmosis and casual observation I think the USMC has a pretty aggressive motorcycle safety program for the troops, so there's that.

Still, a fair % of the young guys acting like young guys and roaring around cars on the freeway are wearing Marine camo with matching camo backpacks. So there's that.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:25 AM (OTzUX)

727 I've stopped at closed stations, so desperate for fuel that I would put the nozzle in the tank, and lift the hose to drain in whatever was still in the hose. When you're all but out of fuel, another pint means another couple of miles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (Gm00d)

That is the shit nightmares are made of.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)

728 722 Canada wants to confiscate Russian assets

Russia has been remarkably restrained in its response to these types of provocations.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:23 AM (K0jo2)

Rest of the world is watching however... you are watching the destruction of the Western Banking system, in real time. Why would ANY country trust us with their assets when we have NO protections for private Property? Especially as this is blatant theft while NOT AT WAR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2022 01:27 AM (oHd/0)

729 So happens I'm just about to the fateful morning in a book, "What Stalin Knew".


Rhomboid, I am now interested in reading that. Happily the local Big University Library gives borrowing privileges for an annual $50 donation.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking that Hitler's and Stalin's thinking sould be considered mainly separately at June 22, 2022 01:27 AM (85b0r)

730 >>>A monkey wearing a bulletproof vest and camouflage jacket was found dead after a cartel shootout in Mexico.

And it happened during Pride Month, too!

>That's one way to stop the pox in those fucking gay-assed cartels!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2022 01:28 AM (0ocXn)

731 Old Headlines:
Two Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung -- Headline from the Oakland Tribune

Posted by: Ciampino - we make garage openers at June 22, 2022 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

732 ..No, mimes tend to be Silent, But Deadly.. Posted by: the last to post at June 22, 2022 01:13 AM (4eUlg)

The Mimeworker's Union failed, as they were unable to articulate their demands.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 01:30 AM (tkOps)

733 That is the shit nightmares are made of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You ain't met Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen in Formation around the 30th of any given month on the way the E-Z Check Cash place..

Posted by: Miklos, bears the scars and will probably get more at June 22, 2022 01:31 AM (85b0r)

734 I've stopped at closed stations, so desperate for fuel that I would put the nozzle in the tank, and lift the hose to drain in whatever was still in the hose. When you're all but out of fuel, another pint means another couple of miles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2022 01:14 AM (Gm00d)

That is the shit nightmares are made of.

Yep. We had more than one person stopping at our house in search of fuel. We always provided. Some day it maybe be us or one of ours.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:31 AM (K0jo2)

735
Re draining the hose. The old lady that ran a local country store actually ran some guy off who was draining the hose. He'd come in buy gas, then drain the hose after he had shut off the pump.

He did that several times before she got enough an ran him off, don't you ever come back here!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

736 The Mimeworker's Union failed, as they were unable to articulate their demands.


Jim

They tried, but finally threw up their hands.

Posted by: Miklos, MBA, thinking inside the box at June 22, 2022 01:32 AM (85b0r)

737 731 Old Headlines:
Two Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung -- Headline from the Oakland Tribune

That is a great headline. Poor jury! Haha

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:33 AM (K0jo2)

738 Also well documented - and consistent with the reality of the time - was Stalin's objective of avoiding/forestalling war with Germany until at least 1942. And it was in a defensive framework - as in being ready for a German attack by '42.

Stalin's dark place in history is secure and well known, I'm puzzled by what appears to be a weird desperate desire to believe Barbarossa was in any short-term concrete way pre-emptive, when conquest of the east was Hitler's vision since his political awakening, and was, by far, the most elaborately planned operation Germany undertook, to include the colonial and longer-term plans, which were non-existent for all of the western conquests (and it showed).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:33 AM (OTzUX)

739
Rest of the world is watching however... you are watching the destruction of the Western Banking system, in real time. Why would ANY country trust us with their assets when we have NO protections for private Property? Especially as this is blatant theft while NOT AT WAR.

Yes, it is now the wild, wild world. Take care of yourself and your family.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:35 AM (K0jo2)

740
Note that hose drainer wasn't cheating her. He was cheating the next customer, who paid for filling up the hose. Unless that next guy drained the hose, he got shorted a hose full of gas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)

741 Miklos I'm fortunate that the local public libraries, city and county, link up with the major universities here, so I can borrow from all of them - gratis. This particular book is in the city system here, actually.

If I make it to a book thread soon I'll give my overall take on the book, but already can say it's well worth it for anyone with serious interest. Just the detail on pre-war Soviet intel personalities and developments is gold.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:36 AM (OTzUX)

742 Just like LE has shown truth at latest school shooting. The LE of the world is now corrupt.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:37 AM (K0jo2)

743 Canada wants to confiscate Russian assets

Russia has been remarkably restrained in its response to these types of provocations.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:23 AM (K0jo2)

A very Russian perspective. All wars end. Payback will be a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2022 01:38 AM (anj39)

744 Draining the Hose: the Kamala Harris Story

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2022 01:38 AM (bW8dp)

745
Oh, I paid $4.89 for some non-ethanol gas a couple days ago, same price as premium. Regular was running $4.35ish today.

The hose remainder is why the non-ethanol requires its own hose and pump. It doesn't make much difference for the different octane grades, but it would for ethanol vs non-ethanol. You'd get some ethanol, a tiny bit if you mixed 'em in the hose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)

746 Note that hose drainer wasn't cheating her. He was cheating the next customer, who paid for filling up the hose. Unless that next guy drained the hose, he got shorted a hose full of gas.

I've always wondered about the gas in the hose. After filling up, I assumed all I could get was mine.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:39 AM (K0jo2)

747 719 Had a kid with me in boot camp named John Stains.
Seaman Stains.
He chose poorly on which service to join with that name.
Posted by: CA Token
Seaman Staines
Master Bates
Posted by: Miklos, noting that the English have a reputation for Eccentricity at June 22, 2022 01:21 AM (85b0r)
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Had a kid start boarding high school (Nairobi) with me, whose name was Bates. And we were sometimes called 'master so-and-so' by staff. Much hilarity. kids are cruel. An older, senior pupil was named Batty but I don't know if he ever got teased.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 01:40 AM (qfLjt)

748 Patrick O'Brian had a Danish captain named Ole Bugge in one of his books. It was clearly intended to be amusing, but it took a couple of readings to figure it out. "Ole Bugge" sounds like "Holy Bugger" in some British accents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2022 01:43 AM (bW8dp)

749 So, this is weird. I have had the same hash since before I moved. The hash moved with me which I thought was strange. (but I also think as bad as we think gvt spying is ~ it's worse) now it has changed! Why?!?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:45 AM (K0jo2)

750 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 22, 2022 01:45 AM (bW8dp)

751 Stalin's dark place in history is secure and well known, I'm puzzled by what appears to be a weird desperate desire to believe Barbarossa was in any short-term concrete way pre-emptive, when conquest of the east was Hitler's vision since his political awakening, . . .

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:33 AM (OTzUX)


While most understand the Nazis hatred of the Jews, most people in the West have no idea the Russian campaign was a planned war of annihilation against the 'inferior' Slavs. It's why the Eastern Front was so brutal on both sides. The Soviets imprisoned German POWs for a term of 10 years, with the survivors of the Gulag getting out in around 1955. The death rate for German POWs in the tender hands of their Soviet captors was somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 to 40%, over 1.1 M of 3 M or so captured.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 01:45 AM (ldL4g)

752 Ole Bugge" sounds like "Holy Bugger" in some British accents.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"He was a respected Captain, always saw to his men"

Posted by: C' S. Miklos-Forester at June 22, 2022 01:46 AM (85b0r)

753 Patrick O'Brian had a Danish captain named Ole Bugge in one of his books. It was clearly intended to be amusing, but it took a couple of readings to figure it out. "Ole Bugge" sounds like "Holy Bugger" in some British accents.

A movie was made of his books, right? Any good?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:46 AM (K0jo2)

754 Good night Rodrigo

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:47 AM (K0jo2)

755
I don't know for sure, but I think the modern handle valves with the automatic shut-offs require pressure on the inlet side to open.

If you put the spout in and hit it before the pump comes on, it just barely clicks. I don't think the valve opens without pressure. So you probably can't drain the hose, at least very efficiently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)

756 Rickz, all correct - and I think the Soviet POW survival rate in German hands was half that for the German POWs. One of the largest total death number categories in WWII was Soviet POWs. Multiples of the total KIA for the US and UK, easily.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:50 AM (OTzUX)

757
If you put the spout in and hit it before the pump comes on, it just barely clicks. I don't think the valve opens without pressure. So you probably can't drain the hose, at least very efficiently.

It seems like it takes two clicks to get it started.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:50 AM (K0jo2)

758 If you put the spout in and hit it before the pump comes on, it just barely clicks. I don't think the valve opens without pressure. So you probably can't drain the hose, at least very efficiently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Now see?

Posted by: Ladies of Dubious Reputation but Highly Professional at June 22, 2022 01:50 AM (85b0r)

759
Oh, another big one locally. Had a couple murdered in their house last Friday, just a few miles from me.

Turned out to be an irate contractor. They had hired this guy to do some job, and they weren't satisfied with it, and refused to pay the balance until he fixed it right.

Things escalated, and he shot 'em both dead. In their own house.

Monday, the Sheriff figured it out, and they went to arrest him. He blew his brains out when they knocked on the door, telling him they had a murder warrant.

I guess that's a pretty good admission of guilt. Most of the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)

760 ..So you probably can't drain the hose, at least very efficiently. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)

Shaking the Hose that much in a public setting may well be mistaken for other indecent activities.

Gas Buddy app needs a Lawyer on Call setting?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 01:51 AM (tkOps)

761 Of the Hungarians who went to fight against the USSR, about 5% came back.

I knew two, and the survival stories in the gulags/POW camps were...informative.

Posted by: Miklos is an Accredited Historian and stuff at June 22, 2022 01:53 AM (85b0r)

762
While most understand the Nazis hatred of the Jews, most people in the West have no idea the Russian campaign was a planned war of annihilation against the 'inferior' Slavs. It's why the Eastern Front was so brutal on both sides. The Soviets imprisoned German POWs for a term of 10 years, with the survivors of the Gulag getting out in around 1955. The death rate for German POWs in the tender hands of their Soviet captors was somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 to 40%, over 1.1 M of 3 M or so captured.

I guess I am one of the most people in the west. Russian Slavs considered themselves superior to German Slavs?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:53 AM (K0jo2)

763 >> Shaking the Hose that much in a public setting may well be mistaken for other indecent activities.

I think PeeWee Herman and whatshisnam, Fred Willard ran afoul of that a time or two.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)

764 publius.

After Pee Wee Herman was arrested in the theater, he appeared before a Judge at his arraignment.

Judge asked Herman if he needed a Court Appointed Attorney, to which Herman replied: "No thank you, Your Honor. I can get myself off."

/totalfabrication


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 01:59 AM (tkOps)

765 and I think the Soviet POW survival rate in German hands was half that for the German POWs. One of the largest total death number categories in WWII was Soviet POWs. Multiples of the total KIA for the US and UK, easily.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 01:50 AM (OTzUX)


Many Soviet POWs ended up in the extermination camps; that war of annihilation again. The Germans could barely feed their own population later in the war so feeding Soviet POWs was out of the question. So, yeah, the death rate was quite high for Soviet POWs.

It still boggles my mind how many Soviets died in The Great Patriotic War, both military and civilian. There being neo-Nazis in the Ukraine is one reason for Putin's invasion as the Russians really hate Nazis, worse than the Blues Brothers hated Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 01:59 AM (ldL4g)

766 I think PeeWee Herman and whatshisnam, Fred Willard ran afoul of that a time or two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I ain't sayin' nuttin

Posted by: The Ficus at June 22, 2022 01:59 AM (85b0r)

767 /totalfabrication


Jim

Your Nomination has been Approved and Accepted.

Miklos,
Rapporteur

Posted by: The Nobel Academy of Very Silly Things at June 22, 2022 02:02 AM (85b0r)

768
If that ficus every gets to talkin'....maybe a tell-all book. Jeebus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

769 The largest Soviet POW mortality came early, as the Germans were simply not interested/unable to care for them. I think there was literal inability to take care of the massive numbers captured, but it wasn't really a resource question per se in 1941. Accounts I've read featured both callous murderous mistreatment, and actual efforts to do better and provide standard treatment - depending on the unit, location, and individuals. Survival was better later, after the manpower crunch made these POWs valuable as forced labor.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2022 02:04 AM (OTzUX)

770
I'll not that murdering SOB, what shot that couple dead, got a "knock warrant". No dogs were shot in the incident either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

771 I guess I am one of the most people in the west. Russian Slavs considered themselves superior to German Slavs?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 01:53 AM (K0jo2)


Not really. Commies considered themselves superior to everybody, but politically not racially. Germans, on the other hand, considered Slavs an inferior race, like the Jews. (If Germany and Japan had won, there would have been a dust up between those two 'allies' eventually because they were both racist societies.) It's one explanation for why Hitler didn't want to fight Great Britain; he thought they could be natural allies or at least neutral towards each other. But the Brits honored their treaty commitment to Poland. Then Hitler compounded his mistake by declaring war on the US after Pearl Harbor; we had no intention of declaring war on Germany in the short-term; long-term, probably, but Japan was up first.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 02:11 AM (ldL4g)

772 Good night grey box friends

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 22, 2022 02:11 AM (K0jo2)

773 Purple Haired Trans-bians should be subject to Red Flag Laws prohibiting them from purchase or ownership of cats

Posted by: Thoughtful Miklos at June 22, 2022 02:12 AM (85b0r)

774
THis gal who works behind the counter at a local CVS always seemed sort of flaky. Well, I saw her today, and she'd done dyed her hair in the crazy sky blue color.

So, yep, she's nut.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)

775 Your hand as you were typing?
Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 10:02

Indeed Jewells, I think I'm getting senile fast.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2022 02:17 AM (55Qr6)

776 I'll also add: German unrestricted submarine warfare in the Atlantic would have most likely gotten us involved sooner rather than later.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 02:17 AM (ldL4g)

777 I may dye my hair In Solidarity if it gets me a big Gummint Grant to my newest Non-Profit for People!

Posted by: Miklos, would a blue moustache make my butt look big? (DON'T ANSWER THAT) at June 22, 2022 02:18 AM (85b0r)

778 Miklos, yes, a blue mustache on your butt would make it look big.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 02:20 AM (ldL4g)

779 So, yep, she's nut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Hot/Crazy


Trust the Horde Algorithm

Posted by: Cautionary Miklos, now back to the Supersized Einstein cooling unit at June 22, 2022 02:20 AM (85b0r)

780 Miklos, yes, a blue mustache on your butt would make it look big.
Posted by: RickZ

Dyes to Die for, for Hairy-Assed Guys!

Posted by: Miklos sees but does not visualize a market segment, boutique even at June 22, 2022 02:23 AM (85b0r)

781
Miklos, did you get my email address from Miley the other day?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

782 Miklos, did you get my email address from Miley the other day?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I got your newsletter via moronmail, but not recently

Posted by: Miklos can haz Hungarian Email at June 22, 2022 02:26 AM (85b0r)

783
Speaking of Her Grace, I'm afraid she's gonna get us red-flagged. She's been toppin' cotton over T-mobile and having to get a new phone, because of the 3g phase out. She got a new flip phone that can do the 4G crap, but went through a wringer.

Anyway, she was on the phone with their customer service, demaning they not charge her for the new phone, 'cause they made her buy one, and I heard her say she was gonna cancel and shoot this new phone.

Went on a bit about target practice with that new phone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:26 AM (Mzdiz)

784 Flush with success from single-handedly solving Gun Violence, I think I'll tackle Immigration/Amnesty next.

You're welcome, Republican base!

Posted by: John Cornyn at June 22, 2022 02:27 AM (ZGEjw)

785
Miklos, I just sent you a test email, to what I think Miley said is your email address. See if you get it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:28 AM (Mzdiz)

786 Cornyn just called his constituents who disagree with him a mob. Nice

Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2022 02:29 AM (Ed8Zd)

787
I haven't been sending out too many newsletters of late, 'cause there hasn't been anything really new, but that sperm count study of Israel was one, and I sent one out a few days ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)

788 publius. If Miley's new flip fone can record video at a 12k/sec frame rate, she can have it record the bullet that'll be it's demise, on the inbound flight.

I hope the fone screams in terror as it dies.

My reply to their red flag laws is to kiss my red baboon ass. Of course, they'll be looking for red, and miss my pasty white moonrise over Galveston. My better-than-paper-bag-brown-tan, does not extend to my buttockal areas. Never has. Never will.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 02:31 AM (tkOps)

789 How do I convince Schumer to eat more pineapple?

Posted by: John Cornyn at June 22, 2022 02:32 AM (ZGEjw)

790 Miklos, I just sent you a test email, to what I think Miley said is your email address. See if you get it.
Posted by: publius

the "freemail" one?

Posted by: Miklos can haz had Hungarian Email at June 22, 2022 02:33 AM (85b0r)

791 A cheer coach?
"5,6,7,8 Who do we appreciate?"
Female cheer coach charged with sexually molesting girl for 2-years
https://mol.im/a/10938519

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:34 AM (qfLjt)

792 that sperm count study of Israel was one, and I sent one out a few days ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I showed that to Darleen.

She just laughed, not sure why.

Posted by: Miklos, not vaxxed much since the age of 6 at June 22, 2022 02:34 AM (85b0r)

793
She hates this new phone. Her old had a mode where it would continuously beep or buzz if there had a been a missed call or new text. This new just beeps once, and that's it.

I can't find that feature anywhere in this new one, and none of the other old flip phones I've messed with it had either. And then it's got a "Google" appy icon thing on it, which makes her mad just to look at.

This new one is an Alcatel GoFlip 4, if anyone knows anything. I can't find any "continuous alert" feature anywhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)

794 >> the "freemail" one?

This one was gmail.com. It hasn't bounced yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

795 789 How do I convince Schumer to eat more pineapple?

Posted by: John Cornyn at June 22, 2022 02:32 AM (ZGEjw)
----
Well the one with the green spines is to be shoved up the fartclam without removing the sharp thingies; and the one with the pullring is also for fartclam insertion but first the pullring must be removed by a quick tug and then YOU must depart post haste, before the shitstorm ensues.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:38 AM (qfLjt)

796 I'VE SEEN THAT SIGN! And yes, the Black Hills can get snow in late May. My parents were up there one year in June and the snow had *just* melted. We're going in August this year, and praying for no snow at all.

Posted by: pookysgirl, up late cleaning cat messes at June 22, 2022 02:40 AM (XKZwp)

797 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

E-Mail worked


Mine is routed and re-routed

making Bob from NSA earn his (my) money

Posted by: Miklos, in-communicado at June 22, 2022 02:43 AM (85b0r)

798
Miley just looked at her record. She said she got one from freemail, responded, and then got an ack back, but this one form gmail.

That latter is the one she relayed me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)

799 >> E-Mail worked

Good -- just got the ack back. Fire way anytime.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)

800 Well the one with the green spines is to be shoved up the fartclam without removing the sharp thingies; and the one with the pullring is also for fartclam insertion but first the pullring must be removed by a quick tug and then YOU must depart post haste, before the shitstorm ensues.
Posted by: Ciampino

The Youngs really should learn from the Experts.

Posted by: Miklos, mentoring post-America at June 22, 2022 02:45 AM (85b0r)

801 pookysgirl.

Search engine up Lake Furgeson in the Sequoia National Park, CA. I've stuffed fresh caught trout into snowbanks there, in August.

Helps though, that the lake lies exactly at timberline, and is a solid, three day hike up from the trailhead. Radical hike, with house-sized boulders to contend with when climbing down to, and up from the lake. Not a destination for those lacking in will.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)

802 Good -- just got the ack back. Fire way anytime.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

At least one of you would fire back.

Late Nite raids on watermelon and okra patches are traditionally a few weeks later in the year.

Posted by: Miklos, who at least can eat like a 16 year old at June 22, 2022 02:48 AM (85b0r)

803
We'll have you some okra, but I'm not getting too hopeful on the watermelons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

804 Canadian professor ripped after trying to mask-shame flight attendant in unhinged Twitter rant
https://trib.al/yNPUPpo

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:52 AM (qfLjt)

805 The Biden State Department's new equity envoy once criticized white diplomats for being overly “protective” of the United States and lacking the “empathy” of minority ambassadors
https://tinyurl.com/5n8d78a3

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:55 AM (qfLjt)

806 786 Cornyn just called his constituents who disagree with him a mob. Nice
Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2022 02:29 AM (Ed8Zd)

Might as well call them unclean or dirt people. They think a bit highly of themselves

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 22, 2022 02:55 AM (+I6Y/)

807 We'll have you some okra, but I'm not getting too hopeful on the watermelons.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Story is, Einstein liked watermelon.

So did Szilard, but Hungarians call them Greek Melons (Görögdinnye)

Posted by: Miklos, working on basic scematics, but it so basic there are few schematics at June 22, 2022 02:57 AM (85b0r)

808 786 Cornyn just called his constituents who disagree with him a mob. Nice
Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2022 02:29 AM (Ed8Zd)
----
Maybe Cornyn needs the pineapple treatment as well?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:57 AM (qfLjt)

809 Cornyn just called his constituents who disagree with him a mob. Nice

Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2022 02:29 AM (Ed8Zd)



They're Deplorables, John, Deplorables.

I sent you a memo, just make sure you shred it.

Posted by: Hillzabub at June 22, 2022 02:58 AM (ldL4g)

810 This new one is an Alcatel GoFlip 4, if anyone knows anything. I can't find any "continuous alert" feature anywhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 02:35 AM



Try this: (I cribbed this from the owner's manual)

Settings (centre soft key "OK") > Personalisation > Sound > Tones > Ringtones/Notification Alerts/Manage Tones

Posted by: Zettai at June 22, 2022 02:59 AM (peiPd)

811 From Breitbart: After Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) tapped Cornyn to negotiate a deal on gun control, he now promised to move forward on a deal on amnesty.

“First guns, now it’s immigration,” Cornyn told Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA).

“That’s right, we’re going to do it,” said Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ).

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 02:59 AM (MKK2f)

812 >>Einstein liked watermelon.

He did have a link here in the Greenville, SC area, which might explain that.

True story, my maternal great-uncle, who lived to be just a few days short of his 101st birthday in 2001, met Einstein. He was done here and was buying a car for his son. That uncle was the shop foreman and the Cadillac dealership in Greenville.

Einstein was comparison shopping around the local dealers. He ended up buying his son a Ford. Uncle said that proves that Einstein was sort of stupid. My father, a Ford man, loved that. Yeah, ya see, ol' Einstein knew Fords wuz the best.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)

813 If Only Texas had a Governor like Desantis.

Or in the case of SC, a Guvnuh

Posted by: Miklos, Accredited Political Scientist at June 22, 2022 03:01 AM (85b0r)

814 807 We'll have you some okra, but I'm not getting too hopeful on the watermelons.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Story is, Einstein liked watermelon.

So did Szilard, but Hungarians call them Greek Melons (Görögdinnye)

Posted by: Miklos, working on basic scematics, but it so basic there are few schematics at June 22, 2022 02:57 AM (85b0r)
----
Watermelon in Italian is a cocomero.

Posted by: Ciampino - Italian lessons from time to time at June 22, 2022 03:02 AM (qfLjt)

815 To Cornyn and his ilk, a "gun" is a highly engraved Berretta O/U shotgun, used for dove, quail and skeet.

He cannot imagine any meaningful use for an AR, but is scared to death in the knowledge, that WE know that they're made for.

And that ain't needing' a thurty round mag to choot a deeerrr. (unless said deer wears a Fed lapel pin as a point of privilege?)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2022 03:04 AM (tkOps)

816 Yeah, ya see, ol' Einstein knew Fords wuz the best.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

FUN FACT

The first letters I learned were from tracing my fingers on the tailgate of Grandaddy's pickup

F-O-R-D

They were so proud of me

Posted by: Autistically Precocious Miklos at June 22, 2022 03:04 AM (85b0r)

817 >> Try this: (I cribbed this from the owner's manual)

All that does is let you select which tone you want, at least near as I can see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

818 Steve Earle this Friday in New Braunfels and in Fredericksburg on Saturday. Can't wait to drive 9 hours from New Mexico for these shows.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 03:04 AM (MKK2f)

819 Watermelon in Italian is a cocomero.
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian lessons

*Miklos attempts to buy a watermelon in Italy*

*Hilarity ensues*

Posted by: Miklos, eh-fa at June 22, 2022 03:06 AM (85b0r)

820
That great-uncle, same first name as my father, went down pretty fast after his 100th birthday. His wife had died a few years before. He actually took care of her for several years when she got down. She went to a nursing home when it got pretty bad, and he couldn't manage it anymore.

And so there he was, alone. He went down fast, and we had him in a nursing home here in Simpsonville at the last. It worked out that I was the only one around when the day he died. Unexpected, just happened all of the sudden.

I got up there, my folks were out of town and everyone else was too.

I bore witness. That was one of the most profound experiences of my life to date.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:11 AM (Mzdiz)

821 John Cornyn should be surrounded by his constituents, questioned and booed every time he appears in public.

Igor Bobic
@igorbobic · 7h
More positive ~~ vibes ~~ on Senate floor.

A smiling Cornyn tells Padilla, "First guns, now it's immigration"

"That's right, we're going to do it," Sinema added
Show this thread

Cornyn overhead on Senate floor: "It's only 80 pages long, how long do you need to read it"
4:53 PM · Jun 21, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 22, 2022 03:11 AM (MFZ8i)

822 A smiling Cornyn tells Padilla, "First guns, now it's immigration"

That should read "First guns, now it's amnesty"

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2022 03:15 AM (MKK2f)

823
When I went in the room, after the head nurse there told me he wasn't long for this world, and It Would Be Soon, I spoke to him, and almost said, "How you doin?".

By the grace of God, I stifled that before it came out. But yep, I almost asked a dying man how he was doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)

824 Still 75 here in SF. Earlier, PG got into a standoff with something out back. No injuries but she's still kinda keyed up.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 03:19 AM (KAi1n)

825 By the grace of God, I stifled that before it came out. But yep, I almost asked a dying man how he was doing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I held my Old Papa's hand when he died, and for quite a while after.

Difficult, but also a Blessing.

Posted by: Miklos at June 22, 2022 03:21 AM (85b0r)

826
My father may well make it close to that uncle. That uncle's mind was sharp until the near last, but my father's won't be.

But physically, he's maintaining status quo. He's got a doctor's appointment coming up, which I dread. They may try to get him vaxxed yet. It's going to be over my dead body. If they get that shit into him, he'll be dead in no time, few months top.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)

827 publius, if they jab him, it won't be a few months but days, maybe a week or two considering his age. They may try to jab him to rush him out of the room. Stand your ground on this, as I know you will.

Posted by: Hillzabub at June 22, 2022 03:26 AM (ldL4g)

828 The Biden State Department's new equity envoy once criticized white diplomats for being overly “protective” of the United States and lacking the “empathy” of minority ambassadors
https://tinyurl.com/5n8d78a3
Posted by: Ciampino at June 22, 2022 02:55

Funny how those so concerned about equity are turning out to be the real racists. I love the statement...the Dems have never so pissed off since we freed their slaves.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2022 03:27 AM (55Qr6)

829 Bye, Cankles.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 03:27 AM (ldL4g)

830 >> I held my Old Papa's hand when he died, and for quite a while after.

That's what I did with this uncle. He sort of considered my mother his own daughter -- long story. His wife had a rough childbirth way back when, long story there, but his wife nearly died, and couldn't attempt it after that.

When I went that in the room, my mind was reeling. What can I do, what should I do. I need to do something. An answer voice calmed me down, saying "Don't do anything, just stand there".

I held his hand. I saw him draw his last breath. A last inhalation, then no more. His eyes were open, and he was sort of staring off into space. A little bit after his last breath, I saw it. The light in his eyes went out. That's how I describe. That twinkle, that spark, that light in his eyes went out.

At that moment, my knees buckled a bit. There was a sense of speed, overwhelming, impossible speed. "Whoosh!" I snapped my head back and looked at the ceiling. I had the sense of something launching from that room at incredible speed.

I stood there for about a minute, stunned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)

831 the Dems have never so pissed off since we freed their slaves.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2022 03:27 AM (55Qr6)


I disagree. I think they're more pissed off now than then. The only thing stopping them is our weaponry, and they know it and are going great guns after them. They can feel it, they are this >< close to sinking this Country into a Turd World Shithole. The upcoming election might stop them for a while and that's why the rush.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 03:31 AM (ldL4g)

832 There was a sense of speed, overwhelming, impossible speed. "Whoosh!" I snapped my head back and looked at the ceiling. I had the sense of something launching from that room at incredible speed.

I stood there for about a minute, stunned.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Now see?

Some of us know something.

I find this a great Advantage.

Posted by: Miklos at June 22, 2022 03:32 AM (85b0r)

833 I saw him draw his last breath. A last inhalation, then no more. His eyes were open, and he was sort of staring off into space. A little bit after his last breath, I saw it. The light in his eyes went out. That's how I describe. That twinkle, that spark, that light in his eyes went out.

At that moment, my knees buckled a bit. There was a sense of speed, overwhelming, impossible speed. "Whoosh!" I snapped my head back and looked at the ceiling. I had the sense of something launching from that room at incredible speed.

I stood there for about a minute, stunned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)


He was in a hurry to leave that body behind. Had people to see.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2022 03:33 AM (ldL4g)

834 He was in a hurry to leave that body behind. Had people to see.
Posted by: RickZ


I guess we mellow out later, when we realize how long eternity really is. Plenty of time for coffee.

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2022 03:40 AM (P1f+c)

835 I stood there for about a minute, stunned.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:29

Wow, TY for sharing that publius.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2022 03:42 AM (55Qr6)

836 >> He was in a hurry to leave that body behind. Had people to see.

Yep. I'm sure his wife, ol' Aunt Laura, escorted him out of there. It's time to go Home.

When I got my senses back, I noticed his eyes were still open. Dark eyes. I was sort of unsure, but I did it. I took my fore and middle finger of my right hand and closed his eyelids. I didn't know what to expect. They'd stayed closed.

I staggered out of the room. The head nurse was right there, waiting in the hall. I just nodded at here. She nodded back, came in, got her stethoscope out, and felt his wrist. She had a clipboard with her, and made a note. Time of Death.

She motioned her arm for us to leave the room. When we got out in the hall, she nodded down the hall at some "orderlies", male staff, who were also waiting near the nurse's station. She then went up the hall, closing doors. The orderlies, one pushing a stretcher, the other closing down on his way up, got the room.

The took his body out. Arrangements had been made per instruction, and the funeral home hearse was on the way.

They close the doors so the residents won't see that's the way they too, will leave that place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

837 826, publius,
FWIW, there is still one monoclonal antibody available and approved for prevention of the current variants of covid for six months at a whack. It is called evushield but docs are only supposed to prescribe it for patients at high risk from the vaxx. I qualified due to no immunity to respiratory viruses.

Might not be useful to your loved one but if you know someone else that is facing vaxx issues but worry about effects of it, there is another option.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2022 03:44 AM (4XNlU)

838 whig

I am taking your sound advice, and cutting back on cardio.

And I have been hearing for a while your health is a tad fragile. I will pray for a return to robust health for you. Your insights always make me pay close attention. You help illuminate mechanisms and inner workings, to everyone's benefit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:50 AM (u82oZ)

839 I don't give in to mobs. Amd you can quote me. Especially the Republican base. Who do these peasants think they're dealing with? I'm not just the chief Mitch throne-sniffer, I might just be his replacement.

Posted by: John Cornyn at June 22, 2022 03:50 AM (ZGEjw)

840 ONT has Best Threads

More truth than in a century of Press Briefings

Posted by: Miklos so attests at June 22, 2022 03:51 AM (85b0r)

841 Busy tonight I see

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 03:51 AM (2JoB8)

842 John Cornyn

You chose ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:51 AM (u82oZ)

843 Skip

When it is time, safe travels to you. May no YOLO driver approach.

Vehicular weaponry would make the three survivors very polite drivers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:53 AM (u82oZ)

844 Ray Davies was prophetic.

"Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand, why she walks like a woman but talks like a man.

It shoulda been "Walks like a woman but pees like a man"

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:53 AM (arJlL)

845 Busy tonight I see
Posted by: Skip

"Skip skips work"

"Impossible, say Experts"

Posted by: The babylon Miklos-Bee at June 22, 2022 03:53 AM (85b0r)

846 Good morning, JT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 03:54 AM (u82oZ)

847 It shoulda been "Walks like a woman but pees like a man"
Posted by: JT

The Maple Leaf on Oak Street in New Orleans had toilets designated as "Standers" and "Sitters"

Posted by: As fondly recalled by Miklos at June 22, 2022 03:55 AM (85b0r)

848 He replaced Sampedro as his rhythm guitarist in Crazy Horse. He also pulled his tunes off Spotify.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I read Sampedro as "Stampedo"

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 03:56 AM (arJlL)

849
No, my father doesn't have the Coof or anything. No problem there. I tested positive for it myself back around Fed. or Mar., I forget. I had another one of those blood pressure spikes, and they shoved that thing up my nose, and it came back positive.

Moronic (Omicron) most likely. I was pretty much asymptomatic. But after that I noted mild head cold symptoms. Miley got the same a little after. We stayed away from my folks as best we could for about a week.

I didn't tell my mother the reason, other than I thought I might be coming down with something, and just to be safe, would stay away. We still kept them fed and taken care of, but sort of at a distance.

I told her about a week or so later, and she said, yep, glad you didn't tell me, 'cause I would've worried sick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:56 AM (Mzdiz)

850
So, two years into this thing, my folks, she 92 and he 94, haven't displayed any symptoms or anything. My mother is still of sound mind and told them what to do with their "vaccine" when they tried to push it on her. I don't worry about her.

But my father, I'm afraid they'll try to do it. He'll just go along, if I'm not there.

With my own experience, they've stopped pushing this shit to me. Don't even say anything anymore. So, I'm hoping that will hold with my father's next visit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 03:59 AM (Mzdiz)

851 Closer job today, was supposed to be scheduled for it, Friday probably back on road

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 04:00 AM (2JoB8)

852 VAXX THE OKRA

OR GRANDPA WILL DIE

Posted by: Big Tony Fauci, for the children at June 22, 2022 04:01 AM (85b0r)

853 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I no longer trust the medical establishment to keep elder's lives going. I hope that is not the case for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:02 AM (u82oZ)

854 Longest ONT of the year edition. Ya'll better step up cause I wanna see 2,000 when I clock in at 0 dark thirty.

Posted by: Ben Had

Your wish is my command....

2,000 !

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 04:02 AM (arJlL)

855 So, I'm hoping that will hold with my father's next visit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Do you have a Medical Power of Attorney?

I don't, because Old Mama is not considered able to make informed decisions.

SC elder law is a big Catch-22.

Posted by: Displeased Miklos at June 22, 2022 04:04 AM (85b0r)

856 Your wish is my command....

2,000 !
Posted by: JT

*hands comment shovel to JT*

Posted by: Miklosov, fulfilling Quota at June 22, 2022 04:06 AM (85b0r)

857 >> I hope that is not the case for you.

I've lost all trust in them myself. Been a long time coming, but this mess just completed that.

I've been my father away from them as best I can, but this upcoming can't be avoided, as they'll stop refilling his meds if they can't see him.

This doctor of his is a piece of shit. He absolutely pays no attention to anything you tell him. I wrote him a letter a couple years back about my father's mental state deteriorating. It was evident, he hadn't read it, and just skimmed over the subject.

At that point, I said fuck him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)

858 South Cakalaki sounds like it's got no justification to make fun of California.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 04:06 AM (KAi1n)

859 Miklosov, fulfilling Quota

We need Sven, and evil universe Anna Puma. That will get us to Ben Had's goal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:08 AM (u82oZ)

860 >> Do you have a Medical Power of Attorney?

The lawyers have something about that in some documents. But I'm not sure if it's triggered yet. If he's not conscious, I have it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 04:08 AM (Mzdiz)

861 South Cakalaki sounds like it's got no justification to make fun of California.
Posted by: SFGoth

Lower taxes, open gun laws, and many fewer fuckheads

SC +3

Posted by: Miklos, stating that South Carolina is the Poor Man's Florida at June 22, 2022 04:09 AM (85b0r)

862 Thx nacly. I do a bit and then get exhausted.

Publius, evushield is eua authorized as a Preventative as well as treatment but has only been tested to show antibodies existing for six months and only for the current omega and past variants. But, no spike as in vaxx.

Might not be for everyone but the information might be useful for some to know it is out there both as treatment for infection as well as short term prevention.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2022 04:09 AM (4XNlU)

863 SFGoth

Every state has a corner of CA wannabes.

CA officials can not travel officially to Kansas. Because of stupid reasons.
And we have Lawrence, Kansas right here. Berkley on the Kaw River.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:10 AM (u82oZ)

864 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 22, 2022 04:12 AM (/gDhS)

865 My Life is Insanity

**Sings, to the tune in Singing in the rain*

Good morning, good morning What a way to start the day. Good morning, good morning, to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:14 AM (u82oZ)

866 evil universe Anna Puma

I know aircraft pretty well (BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP is one of my favorite sounds) and I've played a ranger in GW1, where Anna got her blog avatar from. Does that count?

Posted by: pookysgirl, up late cleaning cat messes at June 22, 2022 04:16 AM (XKZwp)

867 NaCly! Wish we had a bit of rain here to sing in

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 22, 2022 04:16 AM (/gDhS)

868 I am currently having to deal with a parent with vascular and alzheimers type dementia.

One cognition test that can be quickly performed is the moca test by semi professionals such as social workers.

The full testing can take about a day and can be upsetting to dementia patients. But in my case, due to circumstances that may involve issues beyond what a poa and medical poa can do, I had to schedule the full testing for my parent. In my parents case, she has declined precipitously even in memory care.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2022 04:17 AM (4XNlU)

869 Should be time for sausages and blueberry pancakes this morning

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2022 04:17 AM (2JoB8)

870 Mornin', all
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

True.

It is, or will be, morning for all.

*prepares coffee with chicory for all*

Posted by: Miklos, closing out the late shift at June 22, 2022 04:17 AM (85b0r)

871
Well, that was a first. Phone rang here at 4:15AM. Caller ID said "Country EMERGENCY Comm". I answered it, just to see.

It was the Greenville County Sheriff. A 12 yr girl is missing, and they've issued some manhunt. Location was on the other side of town, not too close.

I did not they were doing something like that. That was the Spectrum phone. Cell phones have done anything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 04:17 AM (Mzdiz)

872 That sitting on the dock Dad photo is awful nice.

Posted by: m at June 22, 2022 04:18 AM (3gyvT)

873
That appointment is in mid-July. I'm gonna be "proactive" as they say, and call that lawyer about this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 04:19 AM (Mzdiz)

874
Biden is not anywhere nearby, as far as I can see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 22, 2022 04:19 AM (Mzdiz)

875 **Sings, to the tune in Singing in the rain*

*suggestive wink*

Posted by: Gene Miklos-kelly at June 22, 2022 04:20 AM (85b0r)

876 My typical bacon and egg sandwich this morning. Altho I do have some fresh blueberries....maybe a handful, just plain?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 22, 2022 04:21 AM (/gDhS)

877 Thank you, Good People.
Posted by: Sharkman

Okay

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2022 04:21 AM (arJlL)

878 Proposition 13.
Holy words

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2022 04:24 AM (KAi1n)

879 SFGoth

Is that being worked on to make it OBE? I can see the exit sign getting brighter if so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:28 AM (u82oZ)

880 pookysgirl, up late cleaning cat messes

Yes. Yes it will.

Have you ever met her?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:29 AM (u82oZ)

881 Shakes blog. Give me a sign!

* Reviews first aid. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:38 AM (u82oZ)

882 It's dead.

And Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 22, 2022 04:38 AM (u82oZ)

883 Today, 78 years ago at Saint Lo, PFC Eromero WIA. He was blessed to survive.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2022 08:43 AM (gktX6)

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