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Reports: Ezra Miller Out at Warner Bros. As Second Allegation of "Grooming" Lodged by Family of 12-Year-Old Girl
"I can't believe the guy who wears dresses to Hollywood premieres is a weirdo," said nobody.
But is the "non-binary cross-dressing" thing just an act to cover up something sinister? A family has secured a protective order to keep Ezra Miller away from their 12-year-old daughter. And this is a different girl than the Native American girl, with whom he's absconded. She's 18 now, though he reported began "grooming" her -- or "dominating" her with drugs and weird ideologies -- when she was 12.On Wednesday, a mother and her 12-year-old child traveled to their local courthouse in Greenfield, Massachusetts, and were granted a temporary harassment prevention order against Ezra Miller after alleging that the actor menaced their family one evening in their downstairs neighbor's home and acted inappropriately toward the nonbinary youngster. The news comes on the heels of a number of other disturbing allegations that have surfaced against the 29-year-old, best known for their turn as The Flash in Justice League. (Miller is also nonbinary). Last week, the parents of 18-year-old environmental activist Tokata Iron Eyes requested that a court issue a protective order against Miller, stating in court documents that the actor met Tokata six years ago when they were 12 and Miller was 23, and that "Ezra uses violence, intimidation, threat of violence, fear, paranoia, delusions, and drugs to hold sway over a young adolescent Tokata."So he's taken the 18 year old girl and fled. She wanted to leave with him -- presumably -- so it's not kidnapping. It is alarming, though.
The parents also accused Miller of influencing Tokata's decision to come out as nonbinary transgender. (An unverified Instagram account presumed to belong to Tokata denied the claims.) The court has been unable to locate Miller to serve them the papers, and Miller deleted their Instagram Wednesday afternoon--but not before posting a series of memes mocking the authorities for their inability to find them.
Oh, you've finally decided to cover that, huh, media? Weird, it was as if Ezra Miller was completely #protected and permitted to choke-slam a pregnant girl because he had a fashionable sexuality. Allegedly. Here are some details from the protective order gotten for the 12 year old girl:
Creator Mia Solange took to TikTok in April to accuse Miller of being a "#abuser," while the actor was arrested twice in Hawaii for disorderly conduct, harassment, and allegedly throwing at chair at a woman. On top of all that, in 2020, a video went viral of Miller attacking a young female fan in Iceland, though local authorities declined to investigate the incident.
I'm not even putting that last part in bold. That's the least weird part of this.
On the evening of Feb. 2, the trio contend that Miller was present at the downstairs neighbor's home in Greenfield, which is located about 40 miles from the actor's ranch in Stamford, Vermont. That neighbor is in a band with Whitney Suters, a musician who is close friends with Miller. "[Miller] was wearing a bulletproof vest--and I had no idea until later that they were armed," recalls the visiting neighbor. Tensions began brewing when the mother says she mentioned doing some traveling recently with "her tribe" of people, leading Miller to snap at her and accuse her of cultural appropriation. Then, a conversation about board games allegedly went sideways when, after Miller claimed that the board game Parcheesi had Rastafarian roots, the visiting neighbor--who is half-Black--questioned Miller as to which sect of the Rastafari movement it originated from. "At this point, Ezra explodes and started screaming directly into my face," the visiting neighbor tells me. "They said, 'You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. What did you say to me? What did you just say to me?!'" "I was very caught off-guard," the visiting neighbor continues. "Then they opened up their jacket--they had this, like, big Sherpa jacket--and they opened up one side of their jacket, you could see a gun, and they said, 'Talking like that could get you into a really serious situation.'"
Next, according to the visiting neighbor, the mother, and the child, Miller focused their attention on the then-11-year-old, saying, "I've talked extensively with your child, and they have a lot of power to them. At one point, you're going to realize that you don't have any control over them anymore. They're an elevated being, and they would be lucky to have someone like me guide them." They say Miller proceeded to turn to the mother, who dresses Goth, and accused her of being a witch and a vampire, repeatedly yelling at her, "Do you want to drink my blood? Do you!?"
Miller then came back to the child and allegedly began pestering them with compliments--at one point moving their chair closer to them, uncomfortably hugging them and touching their hips, requesting that they add the actor on Instagram, and telling the child--who expressed their interest in horses--that they would acquire several horses and the child could help them care for the herd on their Vermont farm. "They automatically were just weirdly drawn to me and kept talking about how they love my outfit and love my style, and kept going on and on about how it was great," the child remembers. "It was really uncomfortable. I was really nervous. I was scared to be around them after he'd yelled at my mother and she was crying."Baiting a little girl with horses. Classic p3do move. Miller's in the wind and his representatives "are not available for comment." Reports say that Warner Bros. is out of the Ezra Miller business, permanently. They have him as both an ongoing actor in their DC comics movies -- as the Flash -- and in their Harry Potter spinoff series.
The reports go on to highlight how the star's recent erratic behavior has been disastrous for the studio. Adding that the studio has tried to work with Miller but the continued behavior has become too much for it to deal with. It is also interesting to note that Warner Bros. that $200 million USD was put into the yet-to-release The Flash film, starring Ezra Miller, to revitalize the DCEU to match the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The removal of Miller could throw off plans. The reports note that all projects related to the actor are likely to be shelved following the release of The Flash, with the film being the last time Miller plays the hero.Midnight's Edge talked about another article noting that Warner Bros. has three options: shelve a $200 movie and just eat the costs, which is a non-starter. Release it with little publicity. I don't think they'd have to do that -- people would be coming to see this movie to see Michael Keaton returning as the 1989 Batman, anyway, not to see the weirdo Ezra Miller as a bad version of Flash. The third option, which would cost maybe $100 million, is to reshoot all of Ezra Miller's scenes with a new actor. I wonder if they could just Deep Fake another actor's face on to Miller's in a lot of scenes and just film the new actor in some easy-to-film scenes. I mean, they Deep Faked Henry Cavil's upper lip in Justice League.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 21, 2022 02:12 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 02:13 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Hands at June 21, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 02:14 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: brak at June 21, 2022 02:14 PM (j5Tg0)
Well, their problem is that we, the hoi polloi, dislike and condemn it. Otherwise, they don't think it's a problem.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 21, 2022 02:14 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2022 02:14 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2022 02:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:15 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Hands at June 21, 2022 02:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:16 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 02:16 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2022 02:16 PM (ppBhU)
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Lol. Is this shit real?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (Zbk/y)
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That's an inappropriate age to start that.
Posted by: The Bidens at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (UC4QC)
Posted by: Someguy's at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (agAQ/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (lTGtQ)
Ok, is JoeF making up this entire article?
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:16 PM (xA2KX)
the funny part about that is throughout his life, Bela Legosi was always bitter about the way he thought Karloff had taken his place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ballistic at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Kind of ironic, since they have NOTHING to be proud of.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (4eKPg)
Two questions: 1) Why? and 2) How will express their inevitable disappointment upon seeing it?
I want to see Keaton in a Pacific Heights sequel, if any.
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qpX6U)
I think it was two things.
1) evidence of his general state of insanity and corruption
2) A way of avoiding critizism and being allowed to do stuff nobody else would.
I mean... Johnny Depp got thrown off the new crappy Harry Potter movies for being ACCUSED of abusing his lunatic wife. This douchebag, was kept on in the same franchise, was kept on after literally attacking a woman on camera, choking her, and throwing her to the ground.
Aside from the obvious difference in acting talent and on-screen charisma, what's the distinction between these two? Why keep him on and toss Johnny?
OK sure, Depp's salary is probably ten ties what this fruit loop gets paid but still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (llsW/)
I guess that is part of the re-education.
I'm glad the mom got the restraining order, but the fact that the child is "nonbinary" means the mom needs a visit by CPS.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Hands at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (AsdXz)
Disney World employee who thought he was grooming child told her "age is just a number," and said he'd "be honored" to take her virginity, official says.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1538980382355468290
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (8vG5C)
Posted by: ballistic
I haven't been to a theater in years, and buy DVDs used, just to deny them my income.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
Never presume. Not until you can interview her.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (OzJjC)
Posted by: Ezra waving the Parcheesi board at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:19 PM (qpX6U)
"Beetlejuice: The Retirement Years"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (906pl)
The risk, of course, is that Hollywood is trash. How long until the new guy gets caught?
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
This is WARNER BROTHERS (owner of DC universe).
So all Hollywood hires pervs.
Posted by: Scott_T at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Ezra waving the Parcheesi board at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)
I had to close my office door, because I am dying in here.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (trdmm)
"At this point, Ezra explodes and started screaming directly into my face," the visiting neighbor tells me. "They said, 'You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. What did you say to me? What did you just say to me?!'"
"I was very caught off-guard," the visiting neighbor continues. "Then they opened up their jacket--they had this, like, big Sherpa jacket--and they opened up one side of their jacket, you could see a gun, and they said, 'Talking like that could get you into a really serious situation.'"
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That isn't psychotic in the slightest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Capn at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (W2XXQ)
I defy one of you to name 750. See, you can't. It's all a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (zhLdt)
I know I'd take an ass-whipping over it. Some things you just don't compromise on.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (YVBLw)
The neighbor is quoted using "they". I wonder if the neighbor really did that or if the person who wrote the article changed it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (HJcWr)
Classic p3do move.
Miller's in the wind and his representatives "are not available for comment."
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"You have great psychic power. Want be to build you a horse ranch, little girl?"
Grotesque.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:23 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (MGB5H)
Even I knew that as a fucking twelve-year-old.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (qpX6U)
Unfortunately I have had to started using this in any examples in the stuff I write for games. It is awkward but its starting to become standard English as a gender-neutral pronoun.
Why do it? Because I want women and girls to play these games. And while guys don't give a crap if the example is a dude or not, women do feel excluded if it says "he". TSR's bizarre approach of using exclusively female pronouns feels wrong and stupid, so I went with neutral.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:18 PM (lTGtQ)
I'm guessing at least 60% of Republican office-holders fit that mold as well.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (8GBH4)
And I guess none of them has a phone or credit card. Or, more likely, the authorities don't want to look.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (lTGtQ)
I guess that is part of the re-education.
I'm glad the mom got the restraining order, but the fact that the child is "nonbinary" means the mom needs a visit by CPS.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (YVBLw)
Yeah, that kid's not out of danger, yet.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (nByzo)
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$200 million dollars on *The Flash?* Starring *this* guy? Even before this stuff broke, he was a sniveling little weirdo with inadequate star power to carry a major franchise, and they poured $200m into it?
Is incompetence the name of the game at WB?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I just had a mental image of Legosi making the 'I could've been a contendah' speech.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (vuisn)
Critics used the word "zombie" at the time.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: we are living in an appallingly dirty joke - but no mean tweets at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (D/z7M)
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Sounds a lot like good money after bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (WWh8n)
I mean, they Deep Faked Henry Cavil's upper lip in Justice League.
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And he fell directly into the uncanny valley as a result.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (WWh8n)
The Flash TV show was inconsistently terrible or okay, but the casting and costume was great, and how they showed him doing things was often quite good.
I mean his power level varied hilariously based on what they needed the story to do and he acted like an idiot most of the time but he looked right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (llsW/)
"If we put Stacey Abrams & Katie Porter in charge of things, the whole world would be fixed in about 3 weeks."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
On principle, you should fight it, even if it costs money.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (sJHOI)
Even I knew that as a fucking twelve-year-old.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (vuisn)
Cultural appropriation, mon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (GwxCX)
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Disney sometimes hires normal people, but then they fire them. See, e.g., Gina Carano, Johnny Depp, etc.
Disney is asshole. Pedo asshole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
Life was so much easier back when they got to have their own police.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (zhLdt)
Kind of yeah. There's a big reboot going on especially at the DC side of Warner, but this was already in the pipeline and they had to work with what they had.
I have some (slim) hopes that the DC movies can get better from this point on, but they are retaining "I hate superheroes, goodness, and joy" Zach Snyder as the show runner there, so ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Shitty movies have always been with us but as the number of movies shrink due to the Star Wars blockbuster paradigm, we notice all the bad ones. Combined with the Waterworld effect of believing global markets will buy pure CGI crap if it comes from Hollywood, it has destroyed the creative ability of the big movie studios.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (xA2KX)
I've found this is a pretty common thing from lefties.
Someone told them something they half remember that they speak to authoritatively...for no reason, and if you question them for further details they lose their sh*t
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM (vuisn)
Astute word-ordering there.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (5Qjf9)
Oh yeah!? Them's gunfightin words! Skin them smoke wagons you varmint!
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (MzKgG)
You need a lot of land for your herds of maple trees and flannel shirts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:28 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tim Allen at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (GsJMP)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:25 PM (xA2KX)
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Your wish...
https://youtu.be/0EMIhi06wuc
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (aaGzp)
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If you like the way Joe Biden has "fixed" things, just wait until you see what these two have in store for you . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (MvHI3)
I don't see any ethical principle requiring the use of "he" over "they" here. And like I said, I want to appeal to female players as much as I can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (ydpYo)
Why not? They reshot all the Kevin Spacey scenes for All the Money in the World.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB
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People with unnatural desires will often flock to places that allow those desires to be expressed.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022 02:20 PM (YVBLw)
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It's annoying and unclear. It's wrong. There was a time when using "they" as a singular pronoun would get you marked down on assignments. If it's ambiguous, the correct construction - if you're being politically correct - is "his or her." If you're not being PC, it's just "his" for the ambiguous or known-male condition. Most languages do this. If you have a group of children where there are both males and females, it's just "ninos" in Spanish. The masculine collective noun or masculine ambiguous noun is how this works.
But no. Just add tremendous confusion because of tranny nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (WWh8n)
let these mental defectives do it. Lose shit tons of money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2022 02:21 PM (MzKgG)
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My experience is that most Vermont 'farmers' are trust fund kids playing farmer.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (ydpYo)
Welcome back.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
This is WARNER BROTHERS (owner of DC universe).
So all Hollywood hires pervs.
Posted by: Scott_T at June
I stand corrected and vindicated. Thanks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (Zbk/y)
The question has NOT been asked of Gabe Sterling, who hated Trump and posted is loathing of him on Twitter. I have the screen shots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (MzKgG)
Even I knew that as a fucking twelve-year-old.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Jamaica is in the West INDIES, so we claim Parcheesi and all of India to be of Rastafarian origin.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Jordan61
I tend to agree, however, spacey/Plummer had like 11min of screen time in that movie.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (MGB5H)
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Do you think this explains my attraction to Aldi's?
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (4eKPg)
Even I knew that as a fucking twelve-year-old.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM
No it doesn't it comes from the upstairs hallway closet. It's usually right next to Monopoly and the cribbage board.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (GwxCX)
Yes, they can CGI someone elses' face on the body, and have done so in the past (MCU does it a lot with stunt men) but that's also really expensive, because if you don't take the time and get good people doing it you get... Caville's terrifying no-mustache face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (llsW/)
Ugh, just ugh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Reality is what it is. If you read the Old Testament or even quite a bit of the New, it teaches you that nothing is new under the sun and human desires, including twisted ones, have always been with us.
Ignoring that fact allows it to flourish.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (xA2KX)
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Streaming is not the money maker everyone seemed to think it would be. They will do this.
They will also rely on the true fact that most people don't give a shit about Hollywood actors as people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: JROD at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (IZQ4k)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2022 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
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The voters of Georgia wouldn't trust Tank with their home state. We should listen to them - they are wise.
Heck - leave the state out of this. I wouldn't even put her in charge of a Golden Corral (for different reasons of course).
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (xA2KX)
Hello
Posted by: UN Food Program at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (sJHOI)
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Do you think this explains my attraction to Aldi's?
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (4eKPg)
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Maybe, but it definitely explains the success of Cici's Pizza.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Lying idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (MvHI3)
Didn't you see though, Stacey Abrams is President of Earf in ST: Picard?!?!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Wally at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (9SA8w)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (xA2KX)
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Like public schools.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: puddinhead
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Do you desire sauerkraut or unpasteurized lard with spices? Then it might be so.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Cicis is pizza made by 15 YOs for 9 YOs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
So. Once again we learn the only good Creedance is when linked to Clearwater Revival.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (anj39)
Yeah I mean, I don't blame the parents for this pedo scumbag's actions, but there's something about how this kid was raised that made them more vulnerable to someone like this.
People talk about "gaydar" but there's a real ability to sense insanity that some people seem to utterly lack.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at June 21, 2022 02:33 PM (sWM8x)
Chicago police officers will no longer be allowed to chase people on foot simply because they run away or give chase over minor offenses, the department said Tuesday.
Officers won't be allowed to chase people on foot if they suspect them of minor offenses such as parking violations, driving on suspended licenses or drinking alcohol in public. But they will still have discretion to people who they've determined are committing or about to commit crimes that post “an obvious threat to any person."
Perhaps most significantly, the policy makes clear that the days of officers giving chase just because someone tries to avoid them are over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (63Dwl)
deletes
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:30 PM (xA2KX)
Hello
Posted by: UN Food Program at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM
Don't forget us!
Posted by: UN Peacekeepers at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Yep. Then Gresham's Law applies. The rotten will push out the good or corrupt them.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (xA2KX)
Disney is asshole. Pedo asshole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
I certainly struck out with that one. Sigh.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (Zbk/y)
>>Disney sometimes hires normal people, but then they fire them. See, e.g., Gina Carano, Johnny Depp, etc.
They also shit canned their number one show on Fridays in Last Man Standing and replaced Tim Allen for the nutless wonder Chris Evans.
The Mouse is a Louse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (c6V3X)
Scummy Scum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (pbYrN)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (MGB5H)
I never saw it. I figured it was more than that, based on the previews.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (DRSnL)
Disney is asshole. Pedo asshole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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I'm not sure one can classify Johnny Depp as normal.
Dude bought a small French town just caus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Try Roman Polanski's house.
Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (mEBMr)
Posted by: Ezra waving the Parcheesi board at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:31 PM (MGB5H)
I never saw it. I figured it was more than that, based on the previews.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (DRSnL)
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Yeah, it's not a huge part. It's a lynchpin part, but most of the action is around the kidnapped Getty and his mother.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
OT: My employer just bestowed a (taxable) $750 bonus on those of us, like yours truly, making < $100K. $7500 would be more like it, but hey, why not. I don't have to do anything -- they'll pop it into our paychecks at the end of this month. Too bad I've already spent half of it adopting Stirling the black kitten (incl. the gas to drive there and back) and having him checked out at the vet. Still, that leaves a little. Perhaps a new pipe . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 21, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)
In the future, the president of Earf is decided by mass and the ability to change the tides.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (yrol0)
"Non-binary" should immediately lead to "confined to an asylum."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (sJHOI)
No, I think he's broken, just not in this way. I shouldn't at all be surprised if his nights after filming 21 Jump Street were not in the sweaty arms of nasty producers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:36 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Societal demands to be 'nice' and accepting along with the desire to be liked as one of the pack is what is blinding them. Twas always thus.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:36 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2022 02:36 PM (8vG5C)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:36 PM (qpX6U)
No, I think he's broken, just not in this way. I shouldn't at all be surprised if his nights after filming 21 Jump Street were not in the sweaty arms of nasty producers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2022 02:36 PM (llsW/)
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He was never the same after Freddy Krueger got through with him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
I don't care WHO you are. I'm going to my nearest long gun and turning you into gazpacho.
There's only so much I'm willing to take, legal fees be damned.
What kind of asshole let's a grown man come into their home and act this way?
Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (N/oGZ)
Disney is asshole. Pedo asshole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 21, 2022 02:27 PM (MvHI3)
It might be a bit of a stretch to call Johnny Depp "normal".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (trdmm)
OUT: "When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."
IN: "When seconds count, the police will debate for at least an hour about whether or not to come to your rescue."
Posted by: June 21 Guy at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (txdEq)
DUDE THEY ARE FREE
Earlier this week, it was reported that President Biden’s Department of Health and Human Services was planning to implement a $30 million grant program which would include handing out “safe smoking kits” to drug addicts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (yrol0)
Dude bought a small French town just caus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
he just bought a crap ton of wine, they threw in the town for free
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (sJHOI)
cocksucker kinzinger is resorting to fake death threats
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (Pc3RZ)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (oWBc3)
Even I knew that as a fucking twelve-year-old.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:24 PM
No it doesn't it comes from the upstairs hallway closet. It's usually right next to Monopoly and the cribbage board.
Posted by: Minnfidel
Under the Clue & Risk box.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (OzJjC)
Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (3Or4S)
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Also known as "Blessings of Lliberty."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (ViJGH)
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I do like their sauerkraut. Have not see the lard, though. Their Italian Sweet Sausage is good as is their Cicabatta Bread. Makes for great Sausage Sandwiches with lots of sauteed onions and peppers. Remember to up the ante by buttering the bread just before you deliver the meat to the bun. YOLO
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (vuisn)
Dude bought a small French town just caus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM
Schitt's Creek.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM (txdEq)
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Congrats on the bonus.
Also - has your free government crack pipe STILL not arrived?
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022
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Good thing I named my cat after Stirling Moss the race driver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (txdEq)
Actors: tinyurl.com/2p95s77r
Athletes: tinyurl.com/4ed659bd (Ted Williams served in WWII AND Korea, interrupting his baseball career twice).
They're a very far cry from the degenerate turds infesting Hollywood (and athletics) today.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022
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Good thing I named my cat after Stirling Moss the race driver.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (txdEq)
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"DANGER ZONE!!!!"
-Sterling Archer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 21, 2022 02:29 PM (MvHI3)
As I like to say, Beto for Governor because things aren't as bad as they could be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (zhLdt)
Publicly, they’re important because washroom facilities are structures to fit the social construct of the gender binary,” they said. “But we know that the gender binary doesn’t fit for everyone, and when you align that with something as intimate as going to the bathroom, it adds a layer of complexity.”
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OalnH)
English teachers of the past are rolling in their graves.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (rF64X)
IN: "When seconds count, the police will debate for at least an hour about whether or not to come to your rescue."
Posted by: June 21 Guy at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (AMIL/)
Cops are kinda heavy thats why I carry a gun
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
With AT LEAST ONE tactical shield present.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzJjC)
As an aside, I bookmarked the story as a case-in-point of why using they/them as a singular is stupid. Which of those two moved "their" chair closer to "them"? Even the "non-binary" child had to use "he" for Miller, just to make things clear.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (/+bwe)
Also - has your free government crack pipe STILL not arrived?
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2022
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Hell, they still haven't sent me my $220 tax refund -- and I filed in February!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (txdEq)
Stolen election? Insurrectionist!
Groomers? Q-Anon conspiracist!
Posted by: Zek at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven
Fun fact they used a rotating room to shoot that (and the first murder scene) and then couldn't flip the room back over cause they didn't account for the weight of the water. It then soaked through the wallboard and flooded the studio and almost electrocuted a number of crew members
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (MGB5H)
Try the pork schnitzel. Pretty good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (89T5c)
Wolfus, Part of that is selection bias as the crappy movies don't get replayed nor commented upon much. The other part is movies replaced live plays and vaudeville and allowed sufficient returns to pay people including writers adequately. The Hays code in place also restrained the crazies and deviants from access to the mass marketplace. Often the best art comes from realization of your limits and external constraints.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
There is more humanity in Henry Cavil's computer generated upper lip then in Ezra Miller's whole body
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven
Fun fact they used a rotating room to shoot that (and the first murder scene) and then couldn't flip the room back over cause they didn't account for the weight of the water. It then soaked through the wallboard and flooded the studio and almost electrocuted a number of crew members
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (MGB5H)
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Heh. Did not know that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (sJHOI)
I'll never tell
Posted by: The Casting Couch at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Jeff in NC at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (n2Y2C)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (Pc3RZ)
Gabe Sterling beat him to it. I've known him since he was a teenager, and he was a staunch conservative and good kid. Now he's a pudgy NeverTrump tool. Hope to never be in his company again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (c49YY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022
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DUDE THEY ARE FREE
Earlier this week, it was reported that President Biden’s Department of Health and Human Services was planning to implement a $30 million grant program which would include handing out “safe smoking kits” to drug addicts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022
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NOT THAT KIND OF PIPE!!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)
"Non-binary" should immediately lead to "confined to an asylum."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM
THIS^. Just gives me a headache trying to keep track of this lunatic shit.
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (ydpYo)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
you know how
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (sJHOI)
Try the pork schnitzel. Pretty good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (89T5c)
Does it still cost a quarter for a basket?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (yrol0)
If NM is within spitting distance of going red this may be a red tsunami of historic proportions. Only 1 poll and in June, so obviously could be an outlier and meaningless.
Still, something to ponder.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM
The "layer of complexity" is a euphemism for "sex crimes," isn't it?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
I bet you the neighbor said "he was armed".
By all means, let's keep catering to the demands of unwell people.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (rF64X)
Scummy Scum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (pbYrN)
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I disagree. We need to know who they are, so we can put them on The List.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzJjC)
Not to mention plenty of firepower to stop the threat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (N39Ws)
I'm guessing "tried" is not quite the right word.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ZOfsy)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM
Sterling Archer > all
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ydpYo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)
Well see if I try to help out a drug addict again!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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What did he say about all the DPS officers who were present and did nothing?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (LS1lz)
Darrell Brooks Jr. faces more than 80 charges, including six homicide counts, in connection with the Nov. 21 incident in Waukesha. He pleaded not guilty in February. During a hearing Monday one of his attorneys, Jeremy Perri, told Judge Jennifer Dorow that Brooks is changing his plea to not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (yikp0)
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Yeah, it's unusually honest and direct. Maybe that's what happens when you piss off the governor.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (ZOfsy)
Judges would have also accepted NO!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (3Or4S)
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Good Lord, Flesh, they're dykes!
Posted by: Prof. Flexi Jerkoff at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2022 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
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It's the power of the franchise.
No one goes to Iron Man to see Robert Downey Junior. They go because it's a Marvel movie. If they wanted to go to the movies to see Downey Jr., they'd also go and see his little movies like The Judge, which they don't.
The franchise is the new movie star. Marvel was smart when they were first building their franchise more than a decade ago and they signed on people like Chris Hemsworth to 9 picture deals that paid them something like $100,000 a movie (it was more, I think, but a pittance compared to Downey's initial contract).
WB signed Ezra on cheap early (BvS days) and got him to a contract. Now, he's a face of a franchise. WB never expected him to be a draw personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (LvTSG)
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The German Army ran on that.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (3AD8C)
Nothing is getting better before Nov, so I would expect we will see another 10 point red shift by then.
We are going to see power outages, lack of food, lack of home heating oil, and gas shortages by the election.
Which is why I think Biden sending up the balloon with Russia is a real possibility.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (ESjRY)
If NM is within spitting distance of going red this may be a red tsunami of historic proportions. Only 1 poll and in June, so obviously could be an outlier and meaningless.
Still, something to ponder.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (OalnH)
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I want that legislature to go red. That would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2022 02:34 PM (63Dwl)
In stunning news, Mayor Groot reports police interactions down significantly in Chicago. At least we think that's what the mayor said, that damn raccoon didn't show up to translate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (zhLdt)
Just a general statement about some of the finer Aldi products.
Didnt know about the lard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (89T5c)
I don't know how those cops will be able to live with themselves. Standing around with ARs and body shields, just listening to little kids and their teachers being murdered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)
That makes him an honorary Biden.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (qpX6U)
It's a trap. Probably FBI
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 21, 2022 02:38 PM (vuisn)
You are a true connoisseur.
Posted by: Hands at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzJjC)
Not to mention plenty of firepower to stop the threat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed a
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See that picture posted on the ONT?
They armed to the teeth.
But one pissed off daddy with a shotgun.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (LS1lz)
That makes him an honorary Biden.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
Pretty much.. Also.. Those sunglasses Joe wears creep we out... I guess I'm easily creeped
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (bs+z0)
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Wolfus, Part of that is selection bias as the crappy movies don't get replayed nor commented upon much. The other part is movies replaced live plays and vaudeville and allowed sufficient returns to pay people including writers adequately. The Hays code in place also restrained the crazies and deviants from access to the mass marketplace. Often the best art comes from realization of your limits and external constraints.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022
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Oh, sure, but there are a lot of the less well-known films from the old studio era on YooToob, and I'm appreciating them enormously. You're right: There was the Hays code for one thing; and the people who ran the studios then were not writers, but they knew how to hire them to do original scripts, or to adapt bestsellers and powerful short stories into movies audiences wanted to pay to see.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzJjC)
Recent pictures show three. As our son said, "Bunch of damned cowards."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: puddinhead
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Well, it does keep fairly well as field rations. Plus, it might taste good to meth'ed soldiers so there is that.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (xA2KX)
This seems to be the story of a group of low-level loonies hitting Yahtzee (game reference!) and winding up with -
a bull-goose pedo loony in their midst.
Actors as a group are notorious scumbags, but c'mon, it's just common sense to try to find reasonably normal actors who can act to protect your investment.
It's not like the world was begging to see more of this guy after his turn as the Flash. Reshoots and Deep Fake would seem to be the best solution.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (w0NJk)
At one point someone asked them why the cops didn't go in when they heard kids being killed and the answer was, "They could have been shot!"
Can we get together a white feather movement for whoever was leading the cops that day? Has an individual name been released yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)
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Meh. The studio was an assembly line. They produced lots of crap.
They made the Blondie movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM
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"they're," not "you're" you fucking bigot
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (ydpYo)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (20SKS)
It's stupid, and I generally stop reading when the writer does that. I don't have the patience to waste time trying to figure out what the writer is trying to say.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (+lVUW)
It's so awful I don't want to think about it
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
Erbswurst.
https://youtu.be/7QjItK_t_k0
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Squid at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (NFN9G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)
Darrell Brooks Jr. faces more than 80 charges, including six homicide counts, in connection with the Nov. 21 incident in Waukesha. He pleaded not guilty in February. During a hearing Monday one of his attorneys, Jeremy Perri, told Judge Jennifer Dorow that Brooks is changing his plea to not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM
Red flag laws for cars, limit the weight of a car to 15lbs. Waiting period at the dealership. Increase the age of ownership of a car to 21.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: puddinhead
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Well, it does keep fairly well as field rations. Plus, it might taste good to meth'ed soldiers so there is that.
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Fat is fat. You need that shit. Doubt anyone has figured out freeze dried lard.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (4eKPg)
Note the switching of pronouns in the quote. Either the poor child is confused or the Daily Beast editor missed this one.
An 11 year old" nonbinary" child with a Goth mother. Nothing could go wrong.
Ezra Miller is just demonstrating the endgame of this stuff. The freaks are coming for your kids. It's just a matter of time before anyone who objects to their young child "dating" an adult is attacked by the MSM and left for being an istaphobe whose life deserves destruction.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (rF64X)
It's the stronger-form version of Kevin Spacey's "living my life as a gay man".
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)
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I'm old enough to remember Kevin Spacey coming out of the closet is gay being a sufficiently fashionable excuse for acts of pedophilia.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (ViJGH)
I don't know how those cops will be able to live with themselves. Standing around with ARs and body shields, just listening to little kids and their teachers being murdered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (ptqGC)
I hope the screams and cries of the dying, and the frightened haunt their psyche for as long as there is air in their lungs. Those kids lost their tomorrows so these ass clowns can have their donuts today.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
must read, honestly. remove spaces.
https://emeralddb3.substack.com/ p/ durham-played-you-for-a-fool
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:48 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at June 21, 2022 02:48 PM (v0R5T)
By all means, let's keep catering to the demands of unwell people.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (rF64X)
I said the same thing, chique! So annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:48 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM
I can't nor do I want to imagine it. POS cops.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (GwxCX)
That's actually good news. The "insanity defense" has almost zero success in the real world, despite what Hollywood would have you believe.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (kDGvA)
"Non-binary" should immediately lead to "confined to an asylum."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2022 02:35 PM
THIS^. Just gives me a headache trying to keep track of this lunatic shit.
Posted by: kotter at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM
I say we return to "it/its, " which described anyone whose sex couldn't be determined; for example, "When the baby takes its first steps...." Or use NOUNS. "Miller" and "the actor" could have been used a number of times in the article without a problem, if the reporter or the editor actually knew anything about gender-neutral sentences.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (ESjRY)
That's a new way to cancel an election and do the de-population required for "The Great Reset" - start a nuclear war. Although if that happens, it'll be more that Biden blunders into it vs something planned from the start.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (Rl7KJ)
They made the Blondie movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 202
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Sure, there was plenty of that, just as there is in TV. But you still had the gems. If I have a choice between, say, an MGM non-musical and a Warners flick, even if both are crime stories (let's say) and both star people I like, I'll usually plump for the Warners first.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (txdEq)
If I were one of those poor parents, this would put me in the hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (ptqGC)
https://emeralddb3.substack.com/ p/ durham-played-you-for-a-fool
Well, I've been saying he's either in on it, or knowingly playing a part for some time now, so "you" is...not me here.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)
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Arradondo was the incident commander, but he's since claimed he didn't know it. I don't know whether he's still sticking with that. It's the single dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 21, 2022 02:50 PM (sWM8x)
The general decline in literacy and declines in aspiring to higher values means that that lowest global common denominator applies.
Good writing is constrained by time and place of the setting and unpredictable in marketing globally. Explosions, action, etc, transcend that. Rowan Atkinson with Mr. Bean made bank on that fact but unfortunately he is an example of comedy expressed via actions that are universal in humans. Most Hollywood types are not that good in discerning universal and timeless values among humans.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 02:50 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
Erbswurst.
https://youtu.be/7QjItK_t_k0
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Wow, its like everyone here is a NAZI. Thanks for the Erbswurst info.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 02:50 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 21, 2022 02:50 PM (b+v9B)
oh not me either 18-1
great rundown tho
we mustn't forget
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 21, 2022 02:50 PM (w0NJk)
Was he cast for woke points? If so DC deserve what they get.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (8GBH4)
What they used to call it "navel gazing" has now been elevated to a cult.
Posted by: Zek at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (p+LvP)
https://tinyurl.com/y2n246ct
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)
One might start to see a pattern.
If one were so inclined.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (Zbk/y)
Maybe Biden will find a way to go to work for Disney when he leaves office. Or perhaps get then to hire that crackhead Hunter, so that "the big guy" has access.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)
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Horde mind strikes again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (ViJGH)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM (txdEq)
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The studio system, the New American cinema, the resurgence of studios in the 80s, the faux-independents of the 90s...
They all produced good and bad. They're just different organizing models for creatives. Some thrive in certain models, others don't.
I have no real preference of one people over another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (HMTci)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (p+LvP)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (Pc3RZ)
........
I could just cry.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
I suspect that he'll get more and more aggressive, needing a win somewhere to offset the economic collapse back home.
His supporters seem to think they can just lob nukes at Russia without a response...and from people in nuke targets stateside like NYC and DC it seems insane to me.
Start a nuke war with Russia and things will be bad in flyover country, but in "I can get Thai food at 3 AM" land you aren't going to have to worry about anything. Because you'll be dead.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM (ESjRY)
" Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen"
You should look up the meaning and discuss all day at your Cackle Club.......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (/+bwe)
I see that you're a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 21, 2022 02:37 PM (Pc3RZ)
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"An egg account on Twitter told me to drop dead! I'm still shaking!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Channeling their inner Queen Victoria ? "We are not amused. "
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (bs+z0)
As for the movie. Better to re-shoot all the Ezra scenes least the movie becomes something of a fetish shrine to Ezra. Strike Ezra's name from the movie in totality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (p+LvP)
If I were one of those poor parents, this would put me in the hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 02:49 PM
It would put me in jail.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (ViJGH)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
My daughter hates her with the heat of a thousand suns. God, I would love for her to lose.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (nxdel)
Everyone thought Affleck as Batman would be the problem, and honestly all the heroes except Miller were fine. It was the script that sucked.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)
Teachers call on Wisconsin school district to fire counselor who refused to help ‘transition’ kids
Marissa Darlingh stands accused of “immoral conduct” which is defined by law as “conduct or behavior that is contrary to commonly accepted moral or ethical standards and that endangers the health, safety, welfare, or education of any pupil.”
On Saturday, “40 teachers, students and community members led by the Black Educators Caucus marched from district offices to Marissa Darlingh’s home Saturday, chalking their demands for the district to better support trans students as some called for Darlingh to be fired,” the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2022 02:54 PM (fs1hN)
+3 is in the margin of error.........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2022 02:54 PM (R+nZe)
If you get caught, you're not doing it right. We can find others.
Posted by: Warner Bros. at June 21, 2022 02:54 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)
It usually is, which is why the Pitch Meetings are hilarious. The one that just went up for Jurassic World: Dominion Voting Machines is especially good, because the script is *so* bad.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (ZGrMX)
And now one of those LARPers is going all Charlie Sheen. And it was aided and abetted, rather than stopped and fixed early on.
Posted by: Another Anon at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (X0ljc)
PosteWarren?
He was watching blazing saddls
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (p+LvP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
If NM goes hard red, how long before Dems are clamoring for a wall?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (zhLdt)
That's why the gaslighting, propaganda, and fraud leading up to the election are going to be unprecedented.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (ESjRY)
They?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (yQpMk)
Street sweeper needed.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (eRgLv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
If NM goes hard red, how long before Dems are clamoring for a wall?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (zhLdt)
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Open borders is pretty much a religious belief to the left at this point. They'll mire in cognitive dissonance for years before they ever think of building the wall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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The Godfather, The Godfather Part II and Cabaret are part of the golden age too.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2022 02:55 PM (yQpMk)
The groomed kid is also non binary, supposedly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
He was so focused on being OPER8R, he ran in without a radio, he claims so he could move faster and have both hands free for shootin' and shit. He claims he assumed someone else was in charge, but he was giving some orders. He told dispatch via his cell phone to have someone go get his radio (oops), and he demanded rifles, claiming every nearby LEO had a pistol and he needed rifles on scene.
They had a ballistic shield at least 50 minutes before they went in. Fucking stack up behind the shield and stick your arm out with a pistol to shoot the child murderer.
Apparently there's no video evidence these chucklefucks even approached the door. There's also video evidence the child murderer left the classroom at least three times, casting doubt on the idea the door was locked at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (eRgLv)
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Katharine Hepburn boinking Spencer Tracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM
You're too low Striker! You're too low!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (GwxCX)
>>Emerald Robinson wrote a HELLA piece on her Substack today!
Durham played a very select group of people for a fool.
Most saw through his and Barr's bullshit.
Durham is a swamp creature same as the rest of the swamp creatures.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (ZTKtV)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM
You're too low Striker! You're too low!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (GwxCX)
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Over Macho Grande?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: NCKate at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (UuD2k)
Jim Neighbors and Rock Hudson are going, "we had to hide?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at J
That is for restaurants, there are some restaurants that do delivery, no dining in, that are open 247
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (p+LvP)
"Bodegas.
BODEGAS.
BODEGAS!!!!!"
---Noo Yawkers on Twitter trying to tell people why NYC is superior to everywhere else.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)
I like Emerald a lot, but it's sad that piece needed to be written... this was intuitively obvious to anyone willing to take off the blinders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Zek at June 21, 2022
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I used to do a lot of navel gazing. It was in college when girls were still slim and word low-riding hip-hugging pants.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)
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Fine. Stay there. Do not come here. Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Gen Z girls going full Bimbo because striving for individual success is just too hard...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (906pl)
---Noo Yawkers on Twitter trying to tell people why NYC is superior to everywhere else.
Seriously? By that metric, every city never sleeps because of 7/11.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (kDGvA)
There is a whole industry of conservative writers putting out pieces of the "Wow can you believe this GOPe/establishment type f*cked us again!?!"
I guess there is a purpose in keeping that in mind, but I just presume everyone that hasn't already taken real heat to do something conservative will screw us over when it matters.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (ESjRY)
BODEGAS.
BODEGAS!!!!!"
---Noo Yawkers on Twitter trying to tell people why NYC is superior to everywhere else.
Posted by: I
In fairness, there are a bunch of great places and way more shitty places in the country
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (p+LvP)
He's clearly a monstrous menace.
But why is he hanging out in apartments with randos
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (7RCka)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 21, 2022 03:01 PM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (906pl)
If you do as much coke as they did in the 80's.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 21, 2022 03:01 PM (UuD2k)
He's clearly a monstrous menace.
But why is he hanging out in apartments with randos
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (7RCka)
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Bill Murray apparently shows up to random house parties every once in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 02:58 PM
Sir, does this mean
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (RkC6l)
Beside asymmetric prosecution, lack of true justice, and no equivalent Brute Squad to the AntiFa, BLM, anti-antiabortion terrorists, and the FBI thugs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 02:39 PM (OzJjC)
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Because this is a Smart MilBlog, and because I expect the Uvalde cops will now cry that they did not have "adequate" ballistic shields to protect against AR-15 rounds, at bottom are links to ballistic shield protection level definitions and descriptions of sizes and weights of shields. FYI.
If the cops do claim they were waiting on Rifle Ammo-Rated Protective Shields, I call BS - the cops also wore protective vests, which offered torso protection against any rounds going through a ballistic shield - probably enough to stop a round already slowed and maybe deformed in going through a shield.
Intro and Shield Protection Levels
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vve39
Shield types, sizes, and weights
https://tinyurl.com/2wxrnnzz
Posted by: June 21 Guy at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (ayPF8)
For a certain segment of women finding an "older established man" to take care of her never went out of style.
And honestly, presuming you are both adults, hey its your life. Just don't b*tch and moan that other women don't like you and that your hubbie/boyfriend needs a walker to get to the bed...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (1n+EO)
Then Epstein, and the details of how he avoided any substantive penalties the first time he was caught red handed. The multitude of Hollywood types involved is mind boggling. The shady treatment of alleged victims and witnesses is way beyond coincidence.
Now the normalization of the crime via Disney, public school curriculum, and selective enforcement of the law. It's hard to accept....but there it is. I can't be the only one who tried to remain skeptical on this stuff and found it impossible.
Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (RWWM0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 21, 2022 02:51 PM (+lVUW)
Joe gets to molest every 10th kid?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (zhLdt)
>>Emerald Robinson wrote a HELLA piece on her Substack today!
Durham played a very select group of people for a fool.
Most saw through his and Barr's bullshit.
Durham is a swamp creature same as the rest of the swamp creatures.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
it's NoT tRUmP's FaUlT! He'S tHe ReAl ViCtIm!!!!!!
Seriously tho, most everybody knew Durham would pull this shit.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (ztkvk)
In fact, Joel Cohen is not the same person as Joel Coen. Joel Coen had nothing to do with the Garfield movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
The cheese has definitely slipped off Ezra Miller's cracker Aside from the loathsome child grooming and pedophilia, he sounds like he has some other major mental health issues. I wonder what his childhood was like?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (FZ2cV)
Saturday.
Tx
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (p+LvP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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The Godfather, The Godfather Part II and Cabaret are part of the golden age too.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 21, 2022
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True, along with The Sting, Marathon Man, and The Graduate. But then there was stuff like Little Fauss and Big Halsy (which I've never seen) and, God help us, Easy Rider, which came out the same summer as True Grit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (1n+EO
At this rate he will hit the twenties by August!
He's got Benjamin Button's Poll Disease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (VJFAr)
Can we get together a white feather movement for whoever was leading the cops that day? Has an individual name been released yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)
Just mail your three feathers To The Heroes: C/O Uvalde Police Department
Maybe they can stuff a pillow
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 02:41 PM (/+bwe)
I see that you're a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 02:52 PM
LOL
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 03:04 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 03:04 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven
He most definitely does, back when i lived in Wrigleyville he randomly showed up at a house party after a cubs playoff game I was at. CRAZY
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM (1n+EO
At this rate he will hit the twenties by August!
He's got Benjamin Button's Poll Disease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (VJFAr)
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"Sorry, we fucked up. We cheated to put a lying, idiotic, and unbelievably corrupt pants shitter into the presidency. Sorry about that. Here's a whore instead."
-The DNC, still working the kinks out of the potential message if and when they try the impeachment gambit on their own guy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
In fact, Joel Cohen is not the same person as Joel Coen. Joel Coen had nothing to do with the Garfield movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM
So it IS THEY!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)
I'm 29 enough to remember when everyone thought Keaton playing Batman would be bad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (zhLdt)
Harris Teeter comes out in opposition to the Constitution and American freedom because "Christy" -- a Democrat candidate -- told them to.
@HarrisTeeter - 1d
Thanks for reaching out, Christy. As soon as thee items were brought to our attention we put a recall request into place and these items are being removed from all store locations..
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The horrifying items are...beer koozies with Patrick Henry saying "Give me liberty or give me death."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022
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Which one did God destroy first, again? I was concerned with other matters.
Posted by: Lot at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven
He most definitely does, back when i lived in Wrigleyville he randomly showed up at a house party after a cubs playoff game I was at. CRAZY
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (MGB5H)
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I've heard of it happening in Charleston, where he owns a house (he's also part owner of the minor league baseball team down here).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (sWM8x)
---Noo Yawkers on Twitter trying to tell people why NYC is superior to everywhere else.
Seriously? By that metric, every city never sleeps because of 7/11.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:00 PM (kDGvA)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:56 PM (OalnH)
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Depends on the kind of restaurant and where it's located. Korean restaurants and those located near colleges or in party areas (clubs, etc)? Open very late if not 24 hours.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
Ezra was just foolish enough to think his behavior had been normalized to the point it was okay for him to let his freak flag fly in public.
I'm sure, though, Ezra will lionized as stunning and brave by the smart crowd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (qpX6U)
It's a trap. Probably FBI
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2022 02:45 PM (sJHOI)
Irish Travelers.
They will sell you half a cow too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (yQpMk)
Sheesh...
Posted by: Birddog at June 21, 2022 03:07 PM (uAI4S)
I'm 29 enough to remember when everyone thought Keaton playing Batman would be bad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 21, 2022
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Same here. "Mr. Mom" as Batman???? And then he knocked it out of the park.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yeah, dude. These college girls will throw themselves at you if you look good and are athletic and fit. The older women are jaded as fuck and want nothing to do with men their age... All they want to do is act like a bitch and claim women build this country and will continue to do so through girl power boss girls.
Its gross except for the college girls throwing themselves at you. I can't complain about that part tbh.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 21, 2022 03:07 PM (ztkvk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:07 PM (ayPF8)
Thanks for reaching out, Christy. As soon as thee items were brought to our attention we put a recall request into place and these items are being removed from all store locations..
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The horrifying items are...beer koozies with Patrick Henry saying "Give me liberty or give me death."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Death it is then. Thanks HT for making it soooo easy.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 03:07 PM (OzJjC)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (p+LvP)
Idiot II: Electric Boogaloo
Scuffed Knees II: But Carpet This Time
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
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Bill Murray is, or was, part owner of the St. Paul Saints minor league team. Murray has showed up at games and handed out game programs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2022 02:42 PM (LS1lz)
I don't think that any DPS officers were in that hallway; there've been so many lies about what happened is that it's hard to be sure. But it appears that the Uvalde police were in position to do something within 3 minutes of the perp entering the classroom; and then there was a large contingent of various Federal agents (DEA, Border Patrol) because Uvalde is full of them. I *think* DPS officers were some of the last to arrive on the scene, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: NCKate at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: Reverend David Fwench at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (ztkvk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)
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Omnipotent being in outer space that likes to mess around with bald Starfleet captains because eternity gets boring after a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
******
I read that whole paragraph and am objectively stupider for having done so.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I wish I had that option.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (OzJjC)
I've heard that if you want to get Bill Murray in your movie, you don't contact some talent agency. There's no website or email address. You call his lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (kDGvA)
IIRC basically he slept with some of his female colleagues and helped, or I guess didn't help enough, their careers.
I know, I know, gasp. The horrors.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Fat Batman at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Y'all have a good one.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (ztkvk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
TFW.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (7D+wX)
Scuffed Knees II: But Carpet This Time
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (VJFAr)
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Talk about a pole tax...
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (VJsqe)
I've heard that if you want to get Bill Murray in your movie, you don't contact some talent agency. There's no website or email address. You call his lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (kDGvA)
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I remember that Sophia Coppola has an amusing story about how she eventually tracked him down at a golf course for her first conversation with him about Lost in Translation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)
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Putin & Trump!
/Deep State PsyOp
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (jlEi4)
Is that a poll OF DailyKos or a poll BY DailyKos? It's catastrophic either way, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)
John De Lancie
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022
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Either an elderly white-haired gent who's impatient with young agents, or a skinny, super-smart tech nerd with glasses like the classic Coke bottle. Both are into gadgets.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)
This is truer than most men think.
If you want a college girl, and you are 50 or younger, you can have one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:10 PM
I am sure that's a daily occurrence to him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (gz1VM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (ztkvk)
.......
Don't forget condoms.
Posted by: Fat Batman at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)
Last week TCM played some early Jack Nicholson movies, and let me just say that every early Jack Nicholson movie is total crap. Real suckfests, and early Jack Nicholson was a total crap actor. I don't know how he managed to stick around long enough to actually start learning how to act, but somehow he did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (kDGvA)
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TJM might be able to shed some light, or prove me wrong, but, I think Bill Murray has actually taken money out of his own pocket to subsidize a scene because the scene, as written, didn't work. I want to say there was a helicopter scene in "Rushmore" Murray paid for.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (5pTK/)
1) Do the LIVs finally get why you don't vote for Democrats or do they need more Biden-flation?
2) Are the lefties still going to pull the lever on election day because voting for a Republican is the same as voting for Adolf Hitler?
3) Is anyone going to do anything about the Democrat fraud machine?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)
Is this a movie reference or something? I've bought 1/4 of a butchered cow before. It's a good way to stuff your freezer with quality meat.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (4eKPg)
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I read that he does this regularly when on vacation. All except the falling down part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (VJFAr)
Meh, I've had better.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:11 PM (OalnH)
I only shop at Kroger when I HAVE to and never fill a buggy. We have a new mom and pop grocery and everyone in town is going to them. The shelves are never empty either.
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 02:17 PM (OalnH)
Well, yes and no.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (Yu9rW)
I don't know, but he/she/they is definitely hiding under the beds of a lot of liberals waiting to pop out and yell "81 Million Votes! LOLOLOL!" at them. Or at least that's what the libs say.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (ZGrMX)
Need to paint all the cockpit bits RLM 66 gray. If I was a Nazi Stuka pilot all that depressing dark gray would make me really want to attack at low level some Soviet T-34.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (89T5c)
"Pluralism..it is for thee, not...uhm....We"
Posted by: Birddog at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (uAI4S)
There are no red flags here that legalized drugs couldn't eliminate.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 21, 2022 03:13 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Tasty Burger
He's an actor and has some money. It is disheartening to see how some parents are swayed so heavily by those two factors and put their children in harm's way. Michael Jackson's accuser's parents, Lindsey Lohan and her parents, etc.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:02 PM
If you're the older man, make sure you stay in great health and prepare for the worst. I've taught teens being raised by single fathers in their 70s; even the best-behaved of them run their poor dads ragged.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (4eKPg)
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I read that he does this regularly when on vacation. All except the falling down part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
They didn't count on the Ultra Maga's putting a little girl at the stop sign....LOL
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022
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Oh, yeah. Easy Rider, and the original Little Shop of Horrors. I guess he'd improved by the time of Carnal Knowledge?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (txdEq)
It's the most important thing ever to make sure that we care about people calling themselves things!!!
Ezra Matthew Miller[1][2] was born in Wyckoff, New Jersey,[3][4] on September 30, 1992.[5][6] They have two older sisters named Saiya and Caitlin.[7] Their mother, Marta Miller (née Koch), is a modern dancer.[4] Their father, Robert S. Miller, was senior vice president and managing director of Hyperion Books, and later became a publisher at Workman Publishing.
LOL
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (5uVFH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (VJFAr)
1) Do the LIVs finally get why you don't vote for Democrats or do they need more Biden-flation?
2) Are the lefties still going to pull the lever on election day because voting for a Republican is the same as voting for Adolf Hitler?
3) Is anyone going to do anything about the Democrat fraud machine?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)
1) No. Its a religion, and nothing will ever change them.
2) See #1
3) GOP will be right on this!
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (F9322)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:12 PM (5pTK/)
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That sounds familiar.
I'm reminded of a moment on Zemeckis' first film where he wanted a crane shot but it wasn't in the budget. Spielberg was there on set as Zemeckis' mentor and talked to the studio representative who simply wasn't having it because it wasn't in the budget. Spielberg just offered to pay for it himself, and then the studio guy took up the cost.
Zemeckis also didn't join the DGA until his third movie. Spielberg found out years later while doing an interview with Zemeckis and Bob Gale about Zemeckis' first film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
It's interesting how almost every Male feminist or outspoken female supporter ends up being a rapist, child molester, or worse. Almost as if the entire point of being a leftist is to hide your multitude of crimes.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (RIZC1)
Pass.
Even odds Ashley has had a Biden's cock in her.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Tasty Burger
One where the mom dresses in goth.
Posted by: Miss Issippi - TRANSparent-Pronouns Who/Where at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (sI15f)
daily orbit emerald robinson
Posted by: June 21 Guy at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: H
She was groomed to perfectin
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (p+LvP)
He's an actor and has some money. It is disheartening to see how some parents are swayed so heavily by those two factors and put their children in harm's way. Michael Jackson's accuser's parents, Lindsey Lohan and her parents, etc.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (oiNtH)
I view every parent forcing their kids into hollywood are Britney Spears' parents.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Javems at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (AmoqO)
I "have" a college boy. I don't need a college girl too. Tuition is too expensive as it is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:16 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: 18-1
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Seems to me that the Eagles had a song about this in the 70's--Lying Eyes.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 03:16 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:16 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:17 PM (OalnH)
Pass.
Even odds Ashley has had a Biden's cock in her.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM
All at once or separately?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 03:17 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (/+bwe)
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I was a single parent, sole custody, in my mid-thirties, and, let me tell you, it still wore me out.
Which, funny aside, as you can imagine, I had to have "that talk" with my eldest daughter. My youngest got embarrassed and said something. I looked at her and said, "You see anyone else around her that can have this discussion?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:17 PM (5pTK/)
Roger Corman's The Raven.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022
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I loved it. Richard Matheson had a lot of fun with the story and dialog. Nicholson isn't in it very much, though that's a plus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (txdEq)
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I thought them to be true but only because of the quick, unified, and coordinated removal/attack of them by all the wrong people. Just like covid and Ukraine, all the wrong people came out in a unified and coordinated front for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (WKPeU)
Need to paint all the cockpit bits RLM 66 gray. If I was a Nazi Stuka pilot all that depressing dark gray would make me really want to attack at low level some Soviet T-34.
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You know you aren't flying the best when you landing gear never retracts. I guess some people only want a siren to make them happy.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (4eKPg)
This is the take I would expect from a site that extensively covered... Shit, I can't remember that vampire guy's name. Wasn't it Jonathon something? Do y'all remember what I'm talking about?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (8548M)
It would be hilarious to do it super low-rent, like the Trump viral videos where his head is put on a belly wood dancer!
That way the audience would be in on th joke of miller being erased
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (MFphb)
-The DNC, still working the kinks out of the potential message if and when they try the impeachment gambit on their own guy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 21, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
My marker is still on President Yellen being impeached but not convicted in the first half of 2024.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (ayPF8)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (kDGvA)
[Glances around nervously]
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (los4L)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2022 03:14 PM (VJFAr)
In fairness, this too is the story of the GoPe.
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (F9322)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Any Biden has slept with Bidens. That's a no-go zone. That's the Paris banlieue of pussy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (sWM8x)
All at once or separately?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2022 03:17 PM (GwxCX)
Once they get to Hunter's cloud storage, they'll find the "Biden Family Bukkake Party" footage......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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The DC apparatchiks of both parties need to be put on the trash heap of history and that includes their financiers and thinkers as well.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Henry Cavill's Deepfaked Upper Lip at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (DBPqZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:16 PM (FZ2cV)
Lol. I hear ya Fen.
I'm not recommending this path, simply noticing it.
I'm surrounded by 20 something females at work. They flirt with me incessantly, but I'm paranoid to even joke with them most of the time because I understand the current work environment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (p+LvP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (FZ2cV)
Ashley - three holes three Bidens
*gargles some more*
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (ayPF
Only a deviant mind could've entertained that thought. It's time to put Anna Puma down.
Posted by: Someguy's at June 21, 2022 03:19 PM (agAQ/)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (kDGvA)
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Or two Biden dudes at once.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (jlEi4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (ayPF8)
I don't know how many leftists I saw making the same argument - if you believe are our elites are getting away with molesting kids you are a crazy conspiracy theory nut - which was shortly thereafter proven to be true by the Epstein stuff.
Either Pizzagate was specifically pushed as a story to get ahead of the Epstein stuff or someone got the core of the story right and just some of the details wrong...
I tend to think the former.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)
Joe and Beau spit-roasting her? I guess that's why Beau was his favorite.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (oTZbj)
Need to paint all the cockpit bits RLM 66 gray. If I was a Nazi Stuka pilot all that depressing dark gray would make me really want to attack at low level some Soviet T-34.
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You know you aren't flying the best when you landing gear never retracts. I guess some people only want a siren to make them happy.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (4eKPg)
What?!?!
Posted by: Ghosts of innumerable Royal Navy and USN sailors attacked by Stukas and Vals at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Y5 at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (p+LvP)
Mmmm...kake
Posted by: Grampa Shitpants at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)
The Biden administration is reportedly expected to announce as soon as Tuesday that it will issue a rule that requires tobacco companies to reduce nicotine levels in cigarettes sold in the U.S. to minimally or nonaddictive levels.
the soothing effects of nicotine are the only thing keeping me from
Posted by: DB at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NCKate at June 21, 2022 03:09 PM (2oJif)
I only go to Kroger when I absolutely have to. Publix is my go-to. Clean stores, well-stocked, pleasant, helpful employees. Kroger is the polar opposite.
We had a Harris Teeter near us 32 years ago in Atlanta, and it was great to shop in. Clean, helpful, etc. And as a mom with a toddler, if it was raining, an employee would grab an umbrella to shield you from the rain while taking your groceries to your car.
Kroger, like the Dems, ruins everything.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
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And then get an actor who knows how to run to reshoot some of the running scenes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (FZ2cV)
I tend to think the former.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)
Did you see the emails? The core at least I believe.
Posted by: Someguy's at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (agAQ/)
Posted by: Nauruto at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 21, 2022 03:15 PM (RIZC1) "
Uhuh, weird, innit ?
As if it were an organized group of various kinds of criminal, protecting each other.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (H4bsh)
Posted by: Ashley Biden at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2022 03:20 PM (yQpMk)
Poor little guy. A toy for some twisted cartel member.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (ptqGC)
Report are that drug dealers are gearing up to import normal-strength cigarettes for the market that that's about to create.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)
I think he's hollow inside.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (eGTCV)
We are Legion
Posted by: Your average tranny at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)
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Sure that may as well be a thing they can do.
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (DBPqZ)
Posted by: blake
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He might have to be satisfied with being lionized while hiding from prosecution abroad just like a certain Roman Polanski.
Posted by: whig at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (8548M)
Roger Corman's The Raven.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022
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I loved it. Richard Matheson had a lot of fun with the story and dialog. Nicholson isn't in it very much, though that's a plus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:18 PM (txdEq)
I love "The Raven", have that on DVD. The best parts are where you can sense Price and Karloff, as two old pros, smiling and winking at each other every time they're on screen together. And they're usually rolling their eyes at Peter Lorre, who played a drunk by (reportedly) staying completely shit-faced drunk throughout the filming. (it shows)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 03:23 PM (trdmm)
https://bit.ly/3y5rITf
These cops are going to need federal protection after all this comes out.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (kDGvA)
What an honor!
Posted by: Bad Parents at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (DBPqZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2022
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And it boldly presents magic as real and a working way to coerce nature, not fakery, from the time Peter Lorre appears transformed into the raven to the magicians' duel at the climax.
For a serious variation on the "magic as real" trope, try James Blish's novel Black Easter. Grim, shivery stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: DB at June 21, 2022 03:21 PM (geLO8 )
Are nonaddictive levels of nicotine even a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Ashley Biden at June 21, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Thus creating a beaumunculus. Too much internet for the day.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (los4L)
https://bit.ly/3y5rITf
These cops are going to need federal protection after all this comes out.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (kDGvA)
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Absolutely enraging and heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Turn it off. Walk away.
Posted by: Walk Away at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (1dzqn)
https://bit.ly/3y5rITf
These cops are going to need federal protection after all this comes out.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (kDGvA)
I would not be surprised if one or two of them commit suicide at some point.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (DBPqZ)
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Pre-food pyramid, people were less obese.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)
It *is* "gender-neutral" just like it says it is.
We thought that sentient beings would prefer to be called appropriate to their sex. That's why we differentiated he and she. For people who cared about being misidentified as the other sex.
Everything else was "it".
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022
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Sorry, I'm dead.
Posted by: Robert Culp at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)
.........
Great. So I can get lung cancer without the buzz.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (DBPqZ)
I've smoked most of my adult life and I'm fat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (DRSnL)
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Yep. Coppola had to do a lot to remake that character and Johnny Fontaine less visible and less defined to be acceptable to the money in Hollywood.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (F9322)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022
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Cigarettes tend to depress the appetite. It's why you see people in very poor countries still smoking, so they won't feel hungry.
Doesn't really work with pipe tobacco -- but then you're not inhaling that.
Posted by: Robert Culp at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: ...
I think another reason is that today, technology lets you do so many things without even leaving the house-
without even leaving the couch, ffs
Posted by: DB at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (geLO8)
I've smoked most of my adult life and I'm fat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2022 03:26 PM (DRSnL)
Bitch please......
Posted by: Trigglypuff at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (eGTCV)
Let's all agree to say it was suicide.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022 03:24 PM (DBPqZ)
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All actors smoke to keep the weight off.
Posted by: puddinhead at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)
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And not the snacking all day long.
I love looking at pics of people at the beach in the 60's and 70's sheeesh, everyone looked lean.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (DcKNO)
I don't understand parents who willingly expose their kids to any Hollywood persyns. And more, the ones who withstand abuse to STICK AROUND.
Are they so starstruck they cannot leave?
Just like anyone who would allow the demented fuckwad to touch their children. Why? Why would
You let that happen? PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (lyZHm)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2022 03:28 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:28 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 21, 2022 03:29 PM (DcKNO)
Judges will be THE end to self-rule someday. Just because, they just thought so.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)
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I know I'm gonna get the usual response on this . . . but what is a "halligan"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:29 PM (txdEq)
I love looking at pics of people at the beach in the 60's and 70's sheeesh, everyone looked lean.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 21, 2022 03:27 PM (DcKNO)
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And, the diet was meat, potato, veggie. Bread and gravy, perhaps, as a side dish treat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:29 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: bonhomme
Beau Biden, because corpse's cranks are the stiffest.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 21, 2022 03:30 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Its right there in the US Constitution that One Man, once appointed to "president" has totalitarian rule over every thing. They can destroy the energy sector, bring on famine, kill and maim vast swaths of people with mandated gene altering chemicals, force you to eat bugs, bugger your children and throw you in jail if you protest, just throw anyone they want into gulags without the hassle of coming up with charges. Now they just tell companies that they must sabotage their products to make them undesirable.
This is exactly what our Founding Fathers risked their lives, fortunes and sacred honor to secure!
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2022 03:31 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2022
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Fewer.
Posted by: The Guy Who Corrects Every Use of Less, Right or Not at June 21, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:29 PM (txdEq)
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20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)
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And yet the tar and all the other toxic chemicals will remain. So smokers will have to smoke even more to get their fix, and the tobacco companies will be happy to sell all those extra cartons to them, all while their junkie customers are sucking down more and more poison.
This is so stupid.
I hate smoking and I think smokers are self-destructive morons, but tobacco is a legal product and I think it should remain so. You're free to kill yourself if you choose.
If this admin had any balls, they'd move to ban tobacco altogether. But they don't, so we get this crap.
Sweet baby corn, we're doomed.
Posted by: Walk Away at June 21, 2022 03:32 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022
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20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022
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I'm prescient!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2022 03:32 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 21, 2022 03:17 PM
One of the elderly fathers told me that when his daughter and her friends starting acting boy-crazy, he sat down and told her exactly what teenaged boys were thinking about/hoping for from girls. It did her a world of good!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 21, 2022 03:33 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2022
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
When it comes to running...I'm your guy. Hell, I run in every single one of my movies.
It's my metier. So to speak.
Contact my agent and we'll talk.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at June 21, 2022 03:34 PM (5NkmN)
If it's the writer/editor, how nice of them to use a pedo groomer's preferred pronouns.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at June 21, 2022 03:35 PM (Yr4Df)
"I was very caught off-guard," the visiting neighbor continues. "Then they opened up their jacket--they had this, like, big Sherpa jacket--and they opened up one side of their jacket, you could see a gun, and they said, 'Talking like that could get you into a really serious situation.'"
++++
That isn't psychotic in the slightest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2022 02:22 PM (WWh8n
Sounds like some ne needs to make a Red Flag call.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 21, 2022 03:37 PM (0Ua/E)
Posted by: Martin Tell at June 21, 2022 03:43 PM (mpNsy)
Wow. He’s gay whatever. What is really retarded is his degree. Peace and Conflict Resolution. First off what the duck kind of degree is that? At best that is a book assigned in a poli-sci class but not an entire degree.
Second, NR hired a guy with that degree.
Fuck NR. Well we already knew that, but sheesh.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 21, 2022 03:47 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at June 21, 2022 02:43 PM (qpX6U
Could be supply and demand.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 21, 2022 03:49 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2022 03:57 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 21, 2022 04:01 PM (6jFs+)
Now with these stupid pronouns, it's impossible. I guess that's the point.
Posted by: Ultra pj at June 21, 2022 04:10 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 21, 2022 04:31 PM (TMX68)
Posted by: GWB at June 21, 2022 05:34 PM (+Lvag)
This is out there...this is real...evil walks among our kids.
AND SOME PARENTS STILL DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!!
Time to go after gaming... with Extreme prejudice..notice how a lot of the new games...Tictok...and the like are all CHI-COM meant to further destroy the very pillars of our Republic. GTA and we have 15 year old's pulling guns on LEO's? NNaaaw no relation because they have FATH..e..r...'s...uh...RACIST RACIST ..you are just RACIST!!!
NAAWWWW" harmless entertainment for my child... what? he dead now...RACIST!!!
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