Bearfoot Cafe

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"Total Bastard Airlines" (the airline that features the "Buh-Bye" male flight steward) now offer international service.

Chicken escape.

Moped rider is hit so hard by a car that he immediately becomes a red belt in Tai Chi for some reason. Content warning, actually does show a gnarly collision, but I guess the guy is... okay? His Part the Mane move is shaky but otherwise, seems fine.

Poor raccoon tries to wash some cotton candy he found in a puddle, and learns that you can't put cotton candy in water.

Bubble party.

Qinling panda. Looks like a tubby carpet.

Hero adelie saves penguin chicks.

Cat puts on a piteous performance to get her masters to open the door.

Rainbow clouds. Great, now the sky's doing Pride promotions too.

Doggie balances a cup of water on his nose.

Happy dog.

Blind dog feels his way towards a puddle, then goes berserkers when he finds it.

Smol kangaroo is rescued from being trapped in a wading pool with high walls. The cute part is, she seems to want to thank her rescuers at the end.


Cubs on a hammock:

Rescuing three baby bear cubs who have become stuck in a dumpster, while their mother stalks nervously around, unable to help them:

Scary moment as a propeller heavy-lift airplane's rear fuel tanks explode simultaneously on take-off:

Just kidding. That's the "Fat Albert" C130T, a JATO heavy lift transport plane. Jet-assisted take off. The one in the twitter clip above is with the Blue Angels, but I think I read it's been retired.

Here's another clip of it taking off, and here's a clip of an LC130T, fitted with landing skis, using its jets to take off from an icy plain.

Posted by: Ace at 08:19 PM




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1 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (Msys3)

2 I can hear the reeeeeeeeeee from here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (4bYcn)

3 We got off onto a music tangent last thread so will post this here: Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks, Milk Shakin' Mama

https://youtu.be/8F8tFOXs388

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

4 Rocket assisted takeoff.

Very cool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (4bYcn)

5 Huh. I did not know they still did JATO. I thought we got rid of all the fun stuff in the 70s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (08ncd)

6
Did Ace get a crack at these Mystery '80's Lyrics?

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world


hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (Ki4SL)

7 Guy with the chicken should have used chicken bones to secure that container. Let's see how brave the other chicken is then.


Posted by: GWB at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (NK9H0)

8 Bear is cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (2JoB8)

9 The otters are adorable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 08:23 PM (RkC6l)

10 Not a frabjous day for either runner or myself, it would appear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

11 Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world

hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (Ki4SL)

Cyndi Lauper.

Girls just wanna have abortions

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:23 PM (4bYcn)

12 Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world

hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (Ki4SL)


Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Cyndi Lauper.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:24 PM (DgWEj)

13 Now the raccoon is cracking me up, he is sure someone is playing with him.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:24 PM (2JoB8)

14 Has the night of reeeeeeeeeege started yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:24 PM (4bYcn)

15 6
Did Ace get a crack at these Mystery '80's Lyrics?

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world

hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (Ki4SL)

I like Cindi Lauper...she's got a lot of range in that voice.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)

16 I remember seeing Fat Albert take off live once. I may have gotten a bone. Cool as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 24, 2022 08:25 PM (DhTMi)

17 Boner

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 24, 2022 08:25 PM (DhTMi)

18 That song was written by one of the Hooters I'm pretty sure

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (2JoB8)

19 Liberals: mEn Can't haVe 0pINionz oN aBorTIon

Some potential responses :
1) What's a man? Do you have a biology degree?
2) the ruling applies to pregnant men too, transbigot
3) OK, and only gun owners get to have opinions about gun laws

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (9SY37)

20 Dana Perino's defending the Bushies

.500 is great for Baseball

it sucks for SCOTUS judges

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (us2H3)

21 I like Cindi Lauper...she's got a lot of range in that voice.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)


She looks pretty damn good for being in her late 60's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (DgWEj)

22 Darn. I was hoping I would actually see an airplane explode.




Wow, I suck.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (Vgw1E)

23 3) OK, and only gun owners get to have opinions about gun laws
Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 08:26 PM (9SY37)


Winner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (4bYcn)

24 Willowed:

Ha, ha, ha...

Spokesmuppet is going to love the next press conference.

https://tinyurl.com/yk7jjft3

Posted by: pawn at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (wsHtO)

25 That reminds me of the steam organ version of girls just wanna have fun from Bioshock Infinite. Shit game, but a good version of the song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (08ncd)

26 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (/GWwS)

27 How does a fat fuck like Vasquez get picked off 2nd base? You're a fat catcher, where are you going?
God help us.
78&84 here we come.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (b+v9B)

28 JATO... like a boner. Only jet assisted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (BFigT)

29 Hey if this means more Blowjobs I support it. Don't tell Hillary I said this.......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (FBf3u)

30 Who wants to play Spin The Otter?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 From the comments:

Stevie the wonder dog! He's not blind, he has cerebellar hypoplasia (if I'm remembering correctly)

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (yikp0)

32 Go Avs!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 24, 2022 08:29 PM (DhTMi)

33 Is it RATO or JATO?

I'm thinking it's called JATO.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:29 PM (4bYcn)

34 >>>Some boys take a beautiful girl/And hide her away from the rest of the world

that's the Captain Lou Albano song
I've gotten into Pulp the last couple of weeks, the band who did the original version of Common People that William Shatner and Joe Jackson ably covered.

"Like a Friend" is really good. Good one to start with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP84AsBX2yA

Common People is of course great but the Shatner version is so good that if you know that version first, you might not like the original. It took me a while to appreciate the original.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2022 08:29 PM (B3oWe)

35 #JATO bitchezz

Nice that you end the day this way ace.

One of the reasons I've visited everyday since 2012.

Posted by: golfman at June 24, 2022 08:30 PM (hOMhY)

36 Will the climate survive the Supreme Court?

- Vox

Posted by: Eeyore at June 24, 2022 08:30 PM (TgBWG)

37 Cliff Clavin trivia.

Giraffes in the wild get about a total of 30 minutes of sleep per day. Shortest sleep requirement of any animal. In captivity they sleep about 4 hours.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 08:30 PM (MgJL2)

38 Vancouver can no longer clean up trash in their homeless encampment area because it inflicts emotional trauma on the vagrants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (t3/qz)

39 30 Who wants to play Spin The Otter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ya can't play "spin the otter" because, as nurse will tell ya, they like to hold hands.

Now, Crack The Whip...that's a different story.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)

40 That bear nap ....!

Posted by: Ciampino - zzzzzzzzzzz at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

41 36 Will the climate survive the Supreme Court?

- Vox
Posted by: Eeyore at June 24, 2022 08:30 PM (TgBWG)


The stupid. It burns!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (4bYcn)

42

You're so fine
And you're mine
I'll be yours
'Til the end of time


??

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (Ki4SL)

43 I'd like to announce a new addition to the alphabet soup as I just realized I'm a Trans Man Netted in a Transwoman. I'm a TMNT. I get to have opinions about everything and still be a straight man. 4d chess bitches.

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (9SY37)

44 "Who wants to play Spin The Otter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster "

* gets out the Twister mat *

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 08:32 PM (vrz2I)

45 I like Cindi Lauper...she's got a lot of range in that voice.
Posted by: browndog


And manages to sing about 10% past that range.

Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2022 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

46 Not a frabjous day for either runner or myself, it would appear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


So no "Callooh" or "Callay" today?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 08:32 PM (hOUT3)

47
We just heard from California that Delilah's sister Dot is preggers. She's due July 14th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

48 This kid that worked for me as a Second Class retired as the Blue Angels PAO. As a Master Chief.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 08:33 PM (0OP+5)

49 Cyndi Lauper likes to SheBop.

She said so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:33 PM (4bYcn)

50 42

You're so fine
And you're mine
I'll be yours
'Til the end of time

??
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (Ki4SL)

Skeletor?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:33 PM (BgMrQ)

51 42

You're so fine
And you're mine
I'll be yours
'Til the end of time

??
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (Ki4SL)
---

Like a surgeon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 24, 2022 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

52 35 years ago, my now wife and I were driving thru Kings Canyon NP and saw small station wagon on the side of the road

they had one of those giant coolers behind their front seat

grizzly tore off the rear door and was laying inside of the back with cooler on its side

all you basically see is the bear's huge rear feet sticking out the back

got a pic of somewhere in my attic

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:34 PM (us2H3)

53 Figures the PNW would have a game called Spin the Otter.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 24, 2022 08:35 PM (/+S6w)

54 Somebody call a sturgeon.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

55 Watching CNN so you don't have to. Anderson Cooper has a token black woman on, standing in front of a clinic in Missouri where she is thankful she could get an abortion. His big example he cites of why someone in Missouri needs an abortion, and now can't, is an underage girl raped by her dad.

"How do we save black women?" How about not aborting them??

Keep weeping harder, CNN.

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (hr4U0)

56 Sea otters hold hands y'all! Also, they're fags.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)

57
a can't play "spin the otter" because, as nurse will tell ya, they like to hold hands.

Now, Crack The Whip...that's a different story.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard


Crack that Whip!

Posted by: DEVO at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

58 Let's go Avs!

playing with penalty fire early though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (8GBH4)

59 Roberts must be fit to be tied atm

wouldn't be shocked if he retires over this, allowing Brandon to replace him

he is a Bushie, ya know

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (us2H3)

60 I remember reading a story sometime in the 90's where some numbnuts got his hands on a jato unit, and welded a frame on the roof of his car, an older chevy impala if I remember right, and installed it. He fired it up on a straight road, but only left himself a few miles before the road had a hard curve. The investigation had pieced together where he lit it off, where he applied and completely melted the brakes, where the car lifted off from the road, and where it ended in a blackened crater in the side of a hill on the hard curve in the road. Major Darwin award there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (VwHCD)

61 I'm thinking it's called JATO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:29 PM


Correctomundo. Jet Assisted Take Off

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

62 54 Somebody call a sturgeon.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

don't egg us on

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (us2H3)

63 We can only save black women by aborting more black babies is an odd take.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (u73oe)

64
Capt Kirk's sing-talking that song is...bizarre.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (Ki4SL)

65 >>> I'd like to announce a new addition to the alphabet soup as I just realized I'm a Trans Man Netted in a Transwoman. I'm a TMNT. I get to have opinions about everything and still be a straight man. Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (9SY37)

Hero in a half dress... transman power!!

Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (hr4U0)

66 38 Vancouver can no longer clean up trash in their homeless encampment area because it inflicts emotional trauma on the vagrants.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (t3/qz)

They can just burn it.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:39 PM (Ti+Tv)

67 >>> Scary moment as a propeller heavy-lift airplane's rear fuel tanks explode simultaneously on take-off:


Ha ha! They're always lightly loaded and the abrupt pitch is way within milspec control rates. The load factors are even pretty low. I'd run numbers occasionally on request if they wanted to do anything out of the norm in airshows. JATO isn't really a critical design event.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 08:39 PM (twwn2)

68 FWIW we lived on the CA central coast for awhile. For about 18 months we rented a house on Del Monte Beach in Monterey. Swimming with otters was common. They're inquisitive, but not sexually aggressive.... that I'm aware of.

My wife might have other thoughts. I have no direct knowledge either way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2022 08:40 PM (BFigT)

69 I think that's RATO, not JATO.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 24, 2022 08:40 PM (S7une)

70 Lol, I found the article on the jato car imbecile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JATO_Rocket_Car

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:40 PM (VwHCD)

71 Sea otters hold hands y'all! Also, they're fags.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM


You really wanna bait the woman who chooses the gauge size of the hypodermic she's about to stick you with, or worse, the size of the Foley Catheter she's about to, um, insert?

You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

72 Watching CNN so you don't have to. Anderson Cooper has a token black woman on, standing in front of a clinic in Missouri where she is thankful she could get an abortion. His big example he cites of why someone in Missouri needs an abortion, and now can't, is an underage girl raped by her dad.

"How do we save black women?" How about not aborting them??

Keep weeping harder, CNN.
Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (hr4U0)

Margaret Sanger approves.

And Is The rapiost dad in jail? Or is the dad who wants to abortion to destroy the evidence of his crime, A la Masturbating Toobin?

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 Which Vancouver, WA or BC? Cause I actually saw them clean out a camp by the freeway here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)

74 Good evening, horde!

Gains thread is pretty far behind us, so I made cookies.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 08:42 PM (OX9vb)

75 Don't confuse JATO with JAFO.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:42 PM (4bYcn)

76 What happens at Del Monte Beach in Monterey stays at Del Monte Beach in Monterey

Posted by: Otter at June 24, 2022 08:42 PM (oTZbj)

77 Giraffes are in there going... NO damn it...we left the Rains bacckkk in AFFFFRIACCAAAA

Posted by: SMOD... at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

78 Hmm seems the jato car thing is a myth. I remember originally reading it in a magazine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (VwHCD)

79 Gains thread is pretty far behind us, so I made cookies.
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs!


Good thing I just cleaned up the USB port!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

80
It's funny, because just 24 hours ago, Democrats were pretending they were receiving death threats.

Today, on twitter, not only are death threats being posted against the Justices by the thousands, Justice Thomas has been called the "n-word," with the Hard R, too many times to count.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:44 PM (Ki4SL)

81 56 Sea otters hold hands y'all! Also, they're fags.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)

Well, there's a surprise.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:44 PM (Ti+Tv)

82 I made a garlic bread grilled cheese
it was good

Posted by: DB at June 24, 2022 08:44 PM (geLO8)

83 https://tinyurl.com/yk7jjft3

Yep, this is awesome. I hope Deucy or someone brings it up. Bad law is bad law, regardless of the decade.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

84 Taking off vertically. What happens when you drink a lot of alcohol fast. That moment of lift...then eventually the crash landing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 24, 2022 08:45 PM (5w4FU)

85 Ha! Everybody likes to watch the rain, even giraffes.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU)

86 65 >>> I'd like to announce a new addition to the alphabet soup as I just realized I'm a Trans Man Netted in a Transwoman. I'm a TMNT. I get to have opinions about everything and still be a straight man. Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 08:31 PM (9SY37)

Hero in a half dress... transman power!!
Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (hr4U0)

Uh, TMNT? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

You'll be hearing from our Copyright Lawyer.

Posted by: Leonardo at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

87 As that panda chews his ears go side to side.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (twwn2)

88 Recall a test JATO landing assist. Not a success.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (+Vz8e)

89 Anita Sarkeesian
@anitasarkeesian

If you are a manager that cares about mental health understand that devastating news like today's means your team members might be struggling. Offer them the day off or half a day. They aren't going to be productive anyway. Give them space to process and grieve.

We're busy trying to turn a profit in the Bidenconomy, thank you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (eiN05)

90 Today, on twitter, not only are death threats being posted against the Justices by the thousands, Justice Thomas has been called the "n-word," with the Hard R, too many times to count.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer


The societal concern over death threats, or racist terminology, is moderated by the name of the party uttering them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)

91 88 Recall a test JATO landing assist. Not a success.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (+Vz8e

Space X does it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:47 PM (4bYcn)

92 78 Hmm seems the jato car thing is a myth. I remember originally reading it in a magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (VwHCD)

Same here.

I'm sorely disappointed to read that it's an urban legend

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

93 I got a better idea. If they are struggling over news that doesn't really impact them, put them on a layoff list. They will have lots of time to worry about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

94 The Potomac is going to overspill its banks from all the liberal tears.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

95 92 78 Hmm seems the jato car thing is a myth. I remember originally reading it in a magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (VwHCD)

Same here.

I'm sorely disappointed to read that it's an urban legend
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

/snickers.... drives off...

Posted by: Supervillain in his JATO car at June 24, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

96 89 Anita Sarkeesian
@anitasarkeesian

If you are a manager that cares about mental health understand that devastating news like today's means your team members might be struggling. Offer them the day off or half a day. They aren't going to be productive anyway. Give them space to process and grieve.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (eiN05)


Or maybe just fire them. They don't sound very resilient.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 08:48 PM (2hil/)

97 >Hmm seems the jato car thing is a myth. I remember originally reading it in a magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads



somewhere out there, a lurker says 'hold my beer...'

Posted by: DB at June 24, 2022 08:49 PM (geLO8)

98 TB scores, 1-0

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:49 PM (eiN05)

99 Oh, one other Blue Angels thing I remembered. I had a ramp watch NAS Oceana in 68 and actually tried to pickle a pair of F4Js on approach. Tower said 'that's Blue Angels, you dumbass Airman Deuce.' Good times I tell ya.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)

100 8 Hmm seems the jato car thing is a myth. I remember originally reading it in a magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:43 PM (VwHCD)


It has to be real. I read about it in the back of Popular Science years ago. It was right there with those ads for the death laser and x-ray glasses.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

101 According to a 2019 USA Today report (I know, they just made it all up) less than 1 % of abortions are due to rape and less than .5% are due to incest/l rape. The 28 million other innocents killed?? CNN doesn't give a shit.



Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

102 Which Vancouver, WA or BC? Cause I actually saw them clean out a camp by the freeway here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)


Yesterday they cleaned out a small camp under an overpass and installed a fence. The homeless all set up tents across the street, and as of this morning the fences were pushed back and half of them have moved back.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (DgWEj)

103 I have to learn how to make chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

104
The investigation had pieced together where he lit it off, where he applied and completely melted the brakes, where the car lifted off from the road, and where it ended in a blackened crater in the side of a hill on the hard curve in the road. Major Darwin award there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


There was no "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension" deus ex machina miracle to save his crispificated ass, hunh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (pNxlR)

105 If you are a manager that cares about mental health understand that devastating news like today's means your team members might be struggling. Offer them the day off or half a day. They aren't going to be productive anyway. Give them space to process and grieve.

Anyone have an emo git translator?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

106 96 89 Anita Sarkeesian, Anna Kasparian

Are we sure they aren't the same person?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

107
boo! goal by TB.

Its kinda weird when you can feel it coming.

Like you're clairvoyant.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (8GBH4)

108 103 I have to learn how to make chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

From scratch or the cookie tube?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (4bYcn)

109 Anita Sarkeesian
@anitasarkeesian

If you are a manager that cares about mental health understand that devastating news like today's means your team members might be struggling. Offer them the day off or half a day. They aren't going to be productive anyway. Give them space to process and grieve.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (eiN05)

Or maybe just fire them. They don't sound very resilient.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 08:48 PM (2hil/)

What about the Christians? Do they get a day off to celebrate?

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

110 Yep, that's what they do. The only way to keep them out is to either have a caretaker or a security patrol. The one I saw started out with one tent, then went up to four. Then I saw big garbage cans out and it was cleaned up and the tents started going. It's empty for now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

111 101 According to a 2019 USA Today report (I know, they just made it all up) less than 1 % of abortions are due to rape and less than .5% are due to incest/l rape. The 28 million other innocents killed?? CNN doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

Planned Parenthood will fly them into an Abortion state for no charge, if they happen to live in a Free state. They'll even recover the cost by selling baby bits.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:52 PM (Ti+Tv)

112
Or maybe just fire them. They don't sound very resilient.
Posted by: Splunge


'S right -- give 'em something to REALLY be depressed about!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 08:53 PM (pNxlR)

113 103 I have to learn how to make chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

There's a real science to it...

Might I recommend you look up Alton Brown's version on YouTube

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

114 I wonder if this Anna person felt the same way when employees were told they had to get the experimental clot-shot or be fired?

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

115 TB scores, 1-0

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:49 PM (eiN05)

Tom Brady kicked an extra point?

Posted by: golfman at June 24, 2022 08:53 PM (hOMhY)

116 I thinks Presdent Obama shoulds due something about this disaster brought two us by Trump .........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 24, 2022 08:54 PM (FBf3u)

117 Hockey still going on?

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:54 PM (2JoB8)

118 Good evening all!
I went back and watched the YouTube video of PDT giving Rush his award for his service to America in his 2020 SOTU speech. Tears. Rush worked hard for today to happen. Mega Dittos.

Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2022 08:54 PM (bVhJi)

119 What about the Christians? Do they get a day off to celebrate?
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

Ummmmmmm....No.

Anita Sarkissassholeian only cares about some people, not icky people of faith.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (R/m4+)

120 109 What about the Christians? Do they get a day off to celebrate?
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (Ed8Zd)


This cracked me up bigly.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (2hil/)

121 I have to learn how to make chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

From scratch or the cookie tube?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (4bYcn)

I recommend Toll House; the recipe is on the bag of chips. It was the first thing my mom taught me to make- I was about 5.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

122 Hero in a half dress... transman power!!
Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (hr4U0

Haha

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

123 117 Hockey still going on?
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:54 PM (2JoB

For a little longer...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

124 Awwww More lib tears:

Sheryl Crow says she doesn't recognize her country after the Roe decision.


Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (4bYcn)

125 From scratch or the cookie tube?
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I assume the cookie tube is easier, but how do they taste compared to scratch?

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (+ya+t)

126 The homeless all set up tents across the street, and as of this morning the fences were pushed back and half of them have moved back.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (DgWEj)

If you are a manager that cares about mental health...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:46 PM (eiN05)

Square that circle Anna.

They're sick. I know. First hand.

Posted by: golfman at June 24, 2022 08:56 PM (hOMhY)

127 The Blue Angels "Fat Albert" should be honored by being the first airplane brought into Aero Pinochet livery.

Need that heavy lift when planning the one-way for the likes of Nadler and his ilk. And even though Lindsey Graham is light in the loafers, I'd put him on the passenger manifest, too. Right along with the fourteen other (R) traitors in the Senate. House (R) traitor can enjoy the parachute extraction out of a C-17, en-masse.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (tkOps)

128 Celebrate the courage and wisdom of Justices Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Thomas and Alito. Courage and wisdom. There's not much of that around.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (XLf0b)

129 The Potomac is going to overspill its banks from all the liberal tears.
Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 08:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

Haha!! And maybe Socal can alleviate their drought!

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

130 Good thing I just cleaned up the USB port!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)

Oatmeal Scotchies, comin' through!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

131 Rush worked hard for today to happen. Mega Dittos.
Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2022 08:54 PM (bVhJi)


Jmel, nice tribute!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

132 I recommend Toll House; the recipe is on the bag of chips. It was the first thing my mom taught me to make- I was about 5.
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I may not be have the skills of a 5 year old but maybe I'll give it a try, thanks.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (+ya+t)

133 117 Hockey still going on?

As an Avs fan, hopefully it ends tonight. Down 1-0 after one period though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (eiN05)

134 I said, years ago, that when Roe v Wade was finally overturned, maybe the Left would devote themselves to running a bus line from free states to kill states, and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (2hil/)

135 Amazing how many protesters show up unexpectedly this evening in Liberal Cities. With gas being so expensive how can they afford to drive there? Wonder if some organization bussed them there?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (TJjL2)

136 One of our homless camps is next to a creek they use as a latrine. About 100 yards away is a busy intersection where they change Joe or Jill Homeless (will work for food) every couple hours. I've watched them, pretty transparent and brazen. Just a rotation.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)

137 I'm going to have to consult my cheat sheet before I confront that fucking pro-Trump Russian bear.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (0ocXn)

138 125 From scratch or the cookie tube?
-----
I assume the cookie tube is easier, but how do they taste compared to scratch?
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (+ya


Dunno. I'm a divorced male. My cookies come in a bag that says Pepperidge Farms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (4bYcn)

139 @117: "Hockey still going on?"

Post-solstice ice quality in Tampa on Wednesday night was not ideal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (4NlP1)

140 So now the Dems don't get to fund raise to protect Roe v Wade anymore, and the GOPe don't get to fund raise to overturn of Roe v Wade anymore.


Both parties lost their biggest moneymaker.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2022 08:59 PM (oTZbj)

141
A reliably lib acquaintance said that today we are "one step closer to Gilead".

The drama!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

142 Sheryl Crow says she doesn't recognize her country after the Roe decision.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (4bYcn)

Is she the one who asked everyone to wipe their asses with one sheet of shit paper to save Mother Earth while she flew from show to show on her private jet?

That bitch...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2022 08:59 PM (R/m4+)

143 They also experimented with giant pontoons that the c-130 would roll onto from a pier and then secure to its gear allowing it to land and take off from water.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (twwn2)

144 @141: "The drama!"

Better learn to sow 'cause those red outfits aren't gonna make themselves.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (4NlP1)

145 128 Celebrate the courage and wisdom of Justices Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Thomas and Alito. Courage and wisdom. There's not much of that around.
Posted by: Erik In Texas


You are spot on with your courage and wisdom comment, and also your selection of names!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

146 Today was Trump's revenge against Pelosi and the Democrats.

Revenge is a dish best served COLD.... And today it was served at Absolute Zero Degrees Centigrade........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (TJjL2)

147 *sew

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (4NlP1)

148 I have Code Enforcement unhappy with me because I'm not supplying the squatters with water, electric and garbage. They should know they are squatters because her office told them all a year ago to leave. My stepson is going to handle the clean up. It's just crazy

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)

149 To recap:

Men can get pregnant.
Woke corporations will pay for employees to fly to states to get abortions
So, men that work for woke corporations can claim to be pregnant and get free vacations.

What a deal!!!

Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (u+Y3T)

150 Who's the otter expert? Those are river otters right?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (twwn2)

151 124 Awwww More lib tears:

Sheryl Crow says she doesn't recognize her country after the Roe decision.

Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (4bYcn)


I heard a radio interview with her not too long ago. She was mostly trying to be nice, but it was obvious she was heavily libbed up and doing that "I'm super cool and fighting my many shadowy oppressors" thing that's usually cover for some issues.

A propos of nothing, it occurred to me at the time that 'Sheryl Crow Wants Me Dead' would be an hilarious book title.

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)

152
Is she the one who asked everyone to wipe their asses with one sheet of shit paper to save Mother Earth while she flew from show to show on her private jet?

That bitch...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


One hole, one square!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (pNxlR)

153 We should definitely divorce as a country now.

Abortion states vs non-abortion states.


Of course, once we divorce, I'm pushing for an invasion of our enemy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (4bYcn)

154 Sheryl Crow says she doesn't recognize her country after the Roe decision.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 08:55 PM (4bYcn)

I say later Bitch and here is your plane ticket to Ukraine.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (TJjL2)

155 So now the Dems don't get to fund raise to protect Roe v Wade anymore

You're dreaming. It will become a more prominent fundraising tool than ever.

"If you send us money, we'll retake the Senate and accept only justices who perform abortions."

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (/NCI4)

156 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (arJlL)

157 Maybe Planned Parenthood could alleviate the heartbreak of all the women that feel they are now doomed to be baby machines by explaining to them the huge amount of possible methods to use to not get pregnant. Maybe they think it just happens like catching a cold.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (3/XaG)

158 I didn't get a chance to comment earlier today.... I was glad to hear that Roe is gone, it's a day I've prayed for literally since I was still a kid. But I don't feel entitled to celebrate because I live in a baby-killing state where the slaughter is only going to get worse, and I don't see any way out of it for the foreseeable future.

Also wanted to add that I decided not to go to the Trump rally tomorrow-- as much as I'd love to be there, there's no way I can tolerate standing in line for hours in 90+ degree heat and not having anywhere to sit (since you can't bring your own chairs). I will be watching it online, though, and I'm sure it will be lit....

Posted by: Secret Square at June 24, 2022 09:02 PM (pp0BG)

159
Anita Sarkeesian, Anna Kasparian

Are we sure they aren't the same person?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)
________

Sarkisian
Kasparian
Kardashian

I thought Armenians were supposed to be smart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 09:02 PM (/U27+)

160
Remember when 3 out of 10 people had Rabbit Foot keychains?

I always thought it was weird.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 09:02 PM (Ki4SL)

161 One of our homless camps is next to a creek they use as a latrine. About 100 yards away is a busy intersection where they change Joe or Jill Homeless (will work for food) every couple hours. I've watched them, pretty transparent and brazen. Just a rotation.
Posted by: Eromero


Where is the EPA with the watershed concern crew?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

162 149 To recap:

Men can get pregnant.
Woke corporations will pay for employees to fly to states to get abortions
So, men that work for woke corporations can claim to be pregnant and get free vacations.

What a deal!!!
Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (u+Y3T

Takes notes. This is like a free paid vacation to the west coast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (4bYcn)

163 Is she the one who asked everyone to wipe their asses with one sheet of shit paper to save Mother Earth while she flew from show to show on her private jet?


The very same. After she was widely mocked for her transparent virtue signaling, she claimed it was a joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (/NCI4)

164 I'm going to have to consult my cheat sheet before I confront that fucking pro-Trump Russian bear.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


we got this shit.

- Lewis & Clark

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (UgAdJ)

165 I recommend Toll House; the recipe is on the bag of chips. It was the first thing my mom taught me to make- I was about 5.
-----
I may not be have the skills of a 5 year old but maybe I'll give it a try, thanks.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:58 PM (+ya+t)

Just don't confuse baking powder with baking soda, or mix up the the salt and sugar. (There definitely were some disasters along the way!)

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

166
We memed the fuck outta sheryl crow years ago here after her idiotic toilet paper remark.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (Ki4SL)

167 151 A propos of nothing, it occurred to me at the time that 'Sheryl Crow Wants Me Dead' would be an hilarious book title.
Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)


"Use More Than One Square If You Don't Want Repeated UTIs" is pretty good also.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (2hil/)

168 Kasparian's the hot one.

But you would *not* want to give her your real name and you'd better leave town immediately after hitting that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (eiN05)

169 If the creek is privately owned, you'll have lots of bureaucrats demanding you clean it up. If it's their property, they'll ignore it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (5HBd1)

170 I assume the cookie tube is easier, but how do they taste compared to scratch?
Posted by: dartist

Make them from scratch, using the recipe on the Nestle Toll House bag o'chips. Super easy.

*Use real butter if you have it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

171 >>> I have Code Enforcement unhappy with me because I'm not supplying the squatters with water, electric and garbage. They should know they are squatters because her office told them all a year ago to leave. My stepson is going to handle the clean up. It's just crazy
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)


I had a squatter for about six months. It was a pain. So sorry.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 09:04 PM (twwn2)

172 157 Maybe Planned Parenthood could alleviate the heartbreak of all the women that feel they are now doomed to be baby machines by explaining to them the huge amount of possible methods to use to not get pregnant. Maybe they think it just happens like catching a cold.
Posted by: azjaeger at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (3/XaG


They sure do act like it's a flu bug.

1. abstain
2. contraception
3. Carry to term and adoption

Dems your options, shit bag. Choose wisely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:04 PM (4bYcn)

173 If a biological man says he is pregnant buy a biological women then can he collect child support from the biological woman after the child is born ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (TJjL2)

174
Where is the EPA with the watershed concern crew?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana!


They're too busy ignoring the piles of bird chutney and scorched avian corpses around the salvation technologies' sites, wind and solar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

175 153 Of course, once we divorce, I'm pushing for an invasion of our enemy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:01 PM (4bYcn)


Negatory--they must be allowed to self destruct under the weight of their own uselessness as an example to the others. And then maybe the functional half mops up the mess the idiots leave behind 18 months later.

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (UewuT)

176
Make them from scratch, using the recipe on the Nestle Toll House bag o'chips. Super easy.

*Use real butter if you have it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (OX9vb)


Any baking should use real butter and lard. If you have working taste buds, you'll notice.

Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (Ti+Tv)

177 The squatter leaves the camp when told, or it gets the hose.

Posted by: Jame at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (oTZbj)

178 Jim SND, if I can remember how to spin up a UH60, I can take any overflow.

Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (V2phK)

179 When a greenhorn mixes it up with a drunk bear, it's time to butter the popcorn.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (0ocXn)

180 This is beyond pain. They are on a piece of river front property that we spent 8 years fighting DNR to keep the dock. We lost. I have to find a lawyer to get a court order to evict them. I am pretty much done with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

181 176 Any baking should use real butter and lard. If you have working taste buds, you'll notice.
Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (Ti+Tv)


You don't even need taste buds. The texture alone is a giveaway.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (2hil/)

182
Negatory--they must be allowed to self destruct under the weight of their own uselessness as an example to the others. And then maybe the functional half mops up the mess the idiots leave behind 18 months later.
Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (UewuT


But what about my battle axe?

*looks at battle axe in corner*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (4bYcn)

183 Takes notes. This is like a free paid vacation to the west coast.

Or Colorado or New Mexico....

Posted by: Mookie at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (u+Y3T)

184 Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

LASue,

What happened on the call with Cornyn yesterday (or was it the day before already)?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (nfrXX)

185 I don't use toilet paper to wipe my ass. I am doing my part to save the fish and the oceans..................



I use a T-Shirt with a picture of Biden over and over and then send it to the DNC for disposal...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:07 PM (TJjL2)

186 We can't do that here. You can't even remove vehicles if someone is living in it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:07 PM (5HBd1)

187 Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:05 PM (UewuT)

Agreed. I want to schaedenfreunde my ass off.

"... and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout: 'Save us!'. And we'll look down and whisper: 'No."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:07 PM (eiN05)

188 Dems your options, shit bag. Choose wisely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at J


Two contradictory words in that sentence

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:07 PM (hOUT3)

189 148 I have Code Enforcement unhappy with me because I'm not supplying the squatters with water, electric and garbage. They should know they are squatters because her office told them all a year ago to leave. My stepson is going to handle the clean up. It's just crazy
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)


Supplying them with water might not be so bad. There aren't any restrictions against the fluid-dynamic properties of the orifice that supplies the water, are there? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:07 PM (UewuT)

190 According to a 2019 USA Today report (I know, they just made it all up) less than 1 % of abortions are due to rape and less than .5% are due to incest/l rape. The 28 million other innocents killed?? CNN doesn't give a shit.



Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

Plus you can almost throw a rock from the abortion clinic to the Illinois shore where I'm sure there will be plenty of clinics wanting to do the act on you.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

191 I didn't get a chance to comment earlier today.... I was glad to hear that Roe is gone, it's a day I've prayed for literally since I was still a kid. But I don't feel entitled to celebrate because I live in a baby-killing state where the slaughter is only going to get worse, and I don't see any way out of it for the foreseeable future.

***....
Posted by: Secret Square at June 24, 2022 09:02 PM (pp0BG)

my very smart husband thinks California et al will go balls to the wall on baby murder and take legislative action(e.g. post birth abortion bill up in California) that will force a case recognizing the Constitutional right to life of the newly born and almost born, which leads to the general unborn. That's a good end game for us

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

192 Well would have to be redone as it has iron in it and there's no telling if the pump is still there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (5HBd1)

193
The texture alone is a giveaway.
Posted by: Splunge


The proper term is "mouth feel".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (pNxlR)

194 I think I (A Biological Male) will get pregnant every three months so I can get four (4) free vacations to Hawaii or California each year for a abortion ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (TJjL2)

195 Poso finds an important video. Trump called this in 2016.

> I will put 2-3 judges on the Supreme Court and we will overturn Roe v Wade

https://bit.ly/3ylFDox

This is amazing!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (i0wNm)

196 We can't do that here. You can't even remove vehicles if someone is living in it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

It'd be a shame if there was a car fire.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (Msys3)

197 One hole, one square!
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She could be more organic if she used corn cobs. Oh yeah, she probably doesn't even wipe her own ass.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (+ya+t)

198 @Notsothoreau, ever see the movie Thinner? Hire a Man From Town.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (oTZbj)

199 182 But what about my battle axe?

*looks at battle axe in corner*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (4bYcn)


*lovingly strokes favorite rapier*

Patience, patience. Victory comes to those who wait for the right moment to strike!

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (UewuT)

200 t'd be a shame if there was a car fire.
Posted by: Tonypete


I was thinking bear spray...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

201 my very smart husband thinks California et al will go balls to the wall on baby murder and take legislative action(e.g. post birth abortion bill up in California) that will force a case recognizing the Constitutional right to life of the newly born and almost born, which leads to the general unborn. That's a good end game for us
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd


Could be. Since it's now states rights, California may just start holding Satanic rituals as they kill the newly born + 1 hour.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (4bYcn)

202
Are they making riots yet?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (KeYSV)

203 Just don't confuse baking powder with baking soda, or mix up the the salt and sugar. (There definitely were some disasters along the way!)
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

My sister once messed up the salt - either tablespoons over teaspoons or sugar size as salt size.

I ate 'em they were pretty good nonetheless.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

204 The top of the page has an ad for metformin and the guy looks like he's holding a GIANT turd .....

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (arJlL)

205 Also, they are a very short distance from a park where they can fill up water jugs. No electricity because they ran up an $1100 electric bill in 3 months. When I had it shut off, they turned it back on. I had the meter pulled. Code Enforcement objects to the extension cords down there too. Not mine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1)

206 193
The texture alone is a giveaway.
Posted by: Splunge

The proper term is "mouth feel".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (pNxlR)


Kamala? Is that you?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (2hil/)

207 June is now Pro-Life Month.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (ybIRR)

208 Full grown, male, black bear aren't funny or goofy. They are terrifying.

https://tinyurl.com/yk8tnxxv

Posted by: Javem at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (AmoqO)

209 207 June is now Pro-Life Month.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (ybIRR)


Love it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (4bYcn)

210 Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

LASue,

What happened on the call with Cornyn yesterday (or was it the day before already)?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 24, 2022 09:06 PM (nfrXX)

It was disgusting. No actual questions- just bootlicking by 2-3 big money donors who were picked to introduce and then close it out. They basically mocked those who booed Cornyn and Texas conservatives. (They didn't say deplorable, but it was close). The only discussion was about the mental health aspect of the bill which has problems but is probably needed. Cornyn had to run to vote on cloture so it was over pretty fast. Very frustrating.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

211 I recommend Toll House; the recipe is on the bag of chips. It was the first thing my mom taught me to make- I was about 5.
Posted by: LASue

That was Phoebe's grandma's recipe from a small French village Nestlé Tollhousé

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (MGB5H)

212 Post Punk Cure > Goth Cure

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (/HO5X)

213 Watching blind dog makes me happy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (8GBH4)

214 Justice Soothsayer, lucky rabbitfoot keychain, tell it to the rabbit.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

215 201 my very smart husband thinks California et al will go balls to the wall on baby murder ...

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd
---------------

That's the only way they can get tourist dollars.
They're going to turn CA into La Zona Roja.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:13 PM (KeYSV)

216 I had someone offer to go down and use bear spray on all their vehicles. But I figured that I would somehow get charged for all of it. I convinced my stepson to get some machinery and dumpsters for the cleanup. He'll have to take down the mobile home there sometime and he has the money right now to deal with this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:13 PM (5HBd1)

217 In the bad old days, if a squatter moved in the best way to get them out was to burn the property down.

They would quickly leave, you blame them for the fire and tell your insurance company to pay up.

Think I saw it in a movie once.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2022 09:13 PM (R/m4+)

218 It was disgusting. No actual questions- just bootlicking by 2-3 big money donors who were picked to introduce and then close it out. They basically mocked those who booed Cornyn and Texas conservatives. (They didn't say deplorable, but it was close). The only discussion was about the mental health aspect of the bill which has problems but is probably needed. Cornyn had to run to vote on cloture so it was over pretty fast. Very frustrating.
Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd


What district is he in? Does he cover Austin or something?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:14 PM (4bYcn)

219 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:00 PM
Marxists love criminals and vagabonds

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (2JoB8)

220 Poso finds an important video. Trump called this in 2016.

> I will put 2-3 judges on the Supreme Court and we will overturn Roe v Wade

https://bit.ly/3ylFDox

This is amazing!
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (i0wNm)


Promises made. Promises kept.

(Despite what many 'conservatives' in this country have done to him. )

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

221 What district is he in? Does he cover Austin or something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:14 PM (4bYcn)

He's a senator

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (MGB5H)

222 Love to see a graphic with a "June", a rainbow, and a "Pro-Life Month"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (8GBH4)

223 204 The top of the page has an ad for metformin and the guy looks like he's holding a GIANT turd .....

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2022 09:10 PM (arJlL)


adblockers are your friend also noscript browser add-on

Posted by: El Rojo at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

224 They do love them. They could have had a quiet retired old couple down there, but the city has done everything they can to deny use of that property. I am beyond tired of dealing with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)

225 lucky rabbitfoot keychain, tell it to the rabbit.
------
3 steps and a drag.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 09:16 PM (+ya+t)

226
What district is he in? Does he cover Austin or something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


He's a U. S. Senator for the entire State of Texas

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:16 PM (pNxlR)

227 Any baking should use real butter and lard. If you have working taste buds, you'll notice.
Posted by: Roy

That reminds me, whatever fat you use, make sure it's full fat. Do not attempt to make cookies with some lower fat margarine. It will end in tears.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:17 PM (OX9vb)

228 221 What district is he in? Does he cover Austin or something?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:14 PM (4bYcn)

He's a senator
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (MGB5H

Ah. That sucks. Why did I think he was in the House?

Bad AlaBAMA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:17 PM (4bYcn)

229 I am beyond tired of dealing with it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)


Sign it over to the city and take a tax deduction?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

230 my very smart husband thinks California et al will go balls to the wall on baby murder ...

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd
---------------

There's enough blue states about that they all will get a share. But it wasn't government action that made many states have very few clinics even before the decision. They over estimate the demand, and underestimate the ease of travel that probably leads to some going to a blue state now.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2022 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

231 That was Phoebe's grandma's recipe from a small French village Nestlé Tollhousé
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:12 PM (MGB5H)


LOL. I can hear her saying it. Nesslay Toolouse.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 09:18 PM (DgWEj)

232
A family of giraffes watching the pouring rain.


"Okay, which one of you left that cake out there?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 24, 2022 09:18 PM (pNxlR)

233 It would be a shame if the squatter-laden car were thus also burdened with a copious number of dead and rotting fish, through the heat of the days.

They'd have to donate the hulk. 1-800-CARS FOR FISH.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2022 09:18 PM (tkOps)

234 Notsothoreau, have you considered letting it be known that the squatters have information that would lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X8)

235 That reminds me, whatever fat you use, make sure it's full fat. Do not attempt to make cookies with some lower fat margarine. It will end in tears.
-----
Ok, thank you!

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (+ya+t)

236 Ah. That sucks. Why did I think he was in the House?

Bad AlaBAMA.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hahah ya you can deal with some Austin douche being, well a douche. But diff when its a sen

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (MGB5H)

237 RI Red, I think I could get the UH 60 off the ground and damn certain I could put it back on the ground sorta like.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)

238 They do love them. They could have had a quiet retired old couple down there, but the city has done everything they can to deny use of that property. I am beyond tired of dealing with it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)

Perhaps you need to find a better class of vagrant. The lunatic homeless guy on the block here kept the competition of the block completely until he vanished mysteriously one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

239
lucky rabbitfoot keychain, tell it to the rabbit.
Posted by: Eromero


Indeed.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (Ki4SL)

240 Do not attempt to make cookies with some lower fat margarine. It will end in tears.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Margarine is of the devil.

It is written.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (Msys3)

241 234 Notsothoreau, have you considered letting it be known that the squatters have information that would lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


My nomination for thread winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

242 Margarine is the Miracle Whip of mayonnaise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:21 PM (4bYcn)

243 Listen, fuckos!

The second amendment is transitory, RvW is absolute!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 09:21 PM (0ocXn)

244 We had one of those. The advantage was that you could always get him arrested if he caused too many problems. But he kept everyone off the place. Died of congestive heart failure. It's been downhill from there.

But I do like the idea of triggering an Arkanside!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:21 PM (5HBd1)

245 Of course Inslee, Brown, and Newsome have already launched some bullshit west coast alliance to keep killing babies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 09:22 PM (DgWEj)

246 Love to see a graphic with a "June", a rainbow, and a "Pro-Life Month"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:15 PM (8GBH4)

God's Promise to Noah. I am giving you my blessing. Have a lot of children and grandchildren, so people will live everywhere on this earth. ... I created humans to be like me, and I will punish any animal or person that takes a human life.
... I want you and your descendants to have many children, so people will live everywhere on earth.
...The rainbow that I have put in the sky will be my sign to you (that I have kept my promise).

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

247 Odds on AOC trying to become a martyr by getting pregnant, going to a no-abortion state and getting an abortion from an out-of-work abortion doctor, then proclaiming her crime on the floor of the House and daring the state cops to arrest her and the doc? She should put her uterus and her freedom where her mouth is.

I say the odds are zero. She will never take one for Team Dem on any issue. She's too narcissistic.

Posted by: El Rojo at June 24, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/)

248 ProTip: those homos at Nestle keep reducing the size of the bag of chocolate chips. Historically they were a one (1) pound bag.

So the recipes are all screwy now, because the bag is probably under 12 oz now. I always try to use dairy butter instead of margarine, or even bacon grease if butter is getting low. Finally, don't forget salt. All the Karens want to retro edit all the recipes to make them "healthy". So you'll see things like "1/64th teaspoon salt (if desired)" Don't believe them. Salt is needed to bring out the flavors, like anything else.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:23 PM (jA/M2)

249 148 I have Code Enforcement unhappy with me because I'm not supplying the squatters with water, electric and garbage. They should know they are squatters because her office told them all a year ago to leave. My stepson is going to handle the clean up. It's just crazy
Posted by: Notsothoreau -
---------------------

That's terrible.It's time to go, pick a place.
If you don't want to get stuck with a travel trailer
get a box trailer for your goodies and motel it
until you find a place you like.

Assuming you can take your job on the fly.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:23 PM (KeYSV)

250 Black Bears: The Friendly Bears

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2022 09:23 PM (XG2Fi)

251 Never had squatters, but I have had picnickers say " the land belongs to the people" and spread out on my front lawn. Well the sprinkler system belongs to me. They left fast

Posted by: CN at June 24, 2022 09:25 PM (ONvIw)

252 Better get ou of here before the ONT shows up by my surprise.
Everyone have a wonderful evening

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 09:25 PM (2JoB8)

253 Can't. I literally can't get rid of it right now. There's a deed of trust on it and the family won't sign off to release it, even though they told my husband they would. Stepson is trying to open probate on his grandmother's estate and do a quit claim to get it back into the estate. It is a long, awful, messy story and I have already offered to just buy a travel trailer and drop out of sight for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)

254 Ah. That sucks. Why did I think he was in the House?

Bad AlaBAMA.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hahah ya you can deal with some Austin douche being, well a douche. But diff when its a sen
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:19 PM (MGB5H)

And definitely on deck to replace McConnell as speaker when the turtle goes to wherever turtles eventually go.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

255 Wonder how much did that bear drink last night?

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 09:25 PM (2JoB8)

256 Avs SCORE!!!!! 1-1

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:26 PM (eiN05)

257 Bitter's List of How to Sooth a woman upset by SCOTUS ruling:

Tell her you really like her Instagram, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook posts on the subject

Tell her she is unique and interesting, just like everyone else on social media

Tell her "At least Ukraine is still winning"

Tell her the vax has been approved for children under 5, so aborted babies will still probably die

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2022 09:26 PM (68o4R)

258 Whew. Avs score to tie it up.

I really thought they would be all over TB from the get go though. Maybe this will pick it up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:26 PM (8GBH4)

259 ProTip: those homos at Nestle keep reducing the size of the bag of chocolate chips. Historically they were a one (1) pound bag.

So the recipes are all screwy now, because the bag is probably under 12 oz now. I always try to use dairy butter instead of margarine, or even bacon grease if butter is getting low. Finally, don't forget salt. All the Karens want to retro edit all the recipes to make them "healthy". So you'll see things like "1/64th teaspoon salt (if desired)" Don't believe them. Salt is needed to bring out the flavors, like anything else.
Posted by: Common Tater

Throwing in some evaporated milk helps make em chewy too

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:27 PM (MGB5H)

260 Valeri Nichushkin!

I blame Putin LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:27 PM (eiN05)

261 I am working on the getting out of here part. Interestingly, the place I am interested in, has a problem with getting one tenant out. Video walkthrough is on hold for a couple of weeks. I am convinced that I will soon be able to just have a regular life and not have to deal with all this stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:27 PM (5HBd1)

262 BS call on Compher. A delayed penalty and you call another, bs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:29 PM (8GBH4)

263 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:29 PM (8GBH4)

Total shit call.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:29 PM (eiN05)

264 et salt. All the Karens want to retro edit all the recipes to make them "healthy". So you'll see things like "1/64th teaspoon salt (if desired)" Don't believe them. Salt is needed to bring out the flavors, like anything else.
Posted by: Common Tater

Throwing in some evaporated milk helps make em chewy too
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:27 PM (MGB5H)

Good tips! The key issue to address up front is whether you and your family like crunchy or soft and chewy chocolate chip Cookes.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

265 Bitter's List of How to Sooth a woman upset by SCOTUS ruling:
Tell her you really like her Instagram, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook posts on the subject
Tell her she is unique and interesting, just like everyone else on social media
Tell her "At least Ukraine is still winning"
Tell her the vax has been approved for children under 5, so aborted babies will still probably die
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

leave that last little bit off, and you'll get laid by a multi-hued triggly puff

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (UgAdJ)

266 Hoes Mad? lolololololololol
*breathes in*
Ahahahajahajahajajjajajajjajahahahah!!!!

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (zC8AN)

267 207 June is now Pro-Life Month.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (ybIRR)

Love this

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (JrN/x)

268 I can't believe Roe was passed 7-2 in 1973.

Seven liberals who manufactured a fake right that can not be found anywhere in the constitution.

Shows how political the courts have been forever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (4bYcn)

269 She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

-- Rotten, Cook, Jones, Vicious

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (bW8dp)

270 I saw that jet assisted takeoff at an airshow once. Friggin' Awesome!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (r46W7)

271 I'm watching Portland Andy's muti-stream..... Looks like D.C. is going to get spicy tonight. Antifa Black Bloc goons with umbrellas are there. That's the same crew that assaulted police with tactical formations during the attempt to bring down Jackson statute a while back. Good police helicopter footage of it.

Love watching Progressives burn their own cities down from the serenty of my arm chair.

Posted by: RichardWindsoe at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSnL)

272 "You've made us get involved."

https://bit.ly/3OH5nB2

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (Bd6X8)

273 Good tips! The key issue to address up front is whether you and your family like crunchy or soft and chewy chocolate chip Cookes.
Posted by: LASue

You mean like soft and chewy or are sociopaths

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (MGB5H)

274 Oh come on!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (8GBH4)

275 Valeri Nichushkin!

I blame Putin LOL
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Valor Morghulis?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 24, 2022 09:32 PM (UgAdJ)

276 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2022 09:30 PM (bW8dp)

That was true PUNK.

"Bodies! I'm not an animal!"


Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:32 PM (eiN05)

277 Why would I want to live healthy? I'm living on borrowed time.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:33 PM (0OP+5)

278 Love watching Progressives burn their own cities down from the serenty of my arm chair.
Posted by: RichardWindsoe at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSnL)

Concur.

Burn baby burn, burn that mother down
Burn baby burn D.C. inferno
Burn baby burn, burn that mother down...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2022 09:33 PM (R/m4+)

279 Fk.

BS goal after a couple of BS penalty calls.

TB 2-1

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2022 09:33 PM (eiN05)

280 That is some f'ing bs, I swear they are tring to make it 7 games. A free gimme goal for TB

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:34 PM (8GBH4)

281 You mean like soft and chewy or are sociopaths
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (MGB5H)


Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)

282 You need some help.
I'm going to put you in my prayers.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:34 PM (KeYSV)

283 271 I'm watching Portland Andy's muti-stream..... Looks like D.C. is going to get spicy tonight. Antifa Black Bloc goons with umbrellas are there. That's the same crew that assaulted police with tactical formations during the attempt to bring down Jackson statute a while back. Good police helicopter footage of it.

Love watching Progressives burn their own cities down from the serenty of my arm chair.
Posted by: RichardWindsoe at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (9WSnL)


Not gonna lie, I'm a lot less worried about this than I was in 2020. That is because I spent the interim period relocating from 10 miles away from Warzone Minneapolis to the edge of nowhere in East TN where that dog don't hunt.

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:34 PM (UewuT)

284 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:31 PM (Bd6X

.....

Excellent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 24, 2022 09:35 PM (68o4R)

285 Cookies are a no-no with me, because Gainzz .. I've a horrible sweet tooth.

Chocolate does not last around the house. The Venn diagram is something like "Is there Chocolate in the house, anywhere Y/N?"

If Y: Then: Eat it. If N: I wish I had some Chocolate, because then I could eat it. High carb, starchy snacks are my nemesis too.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:36 PM (jA/M2)

286 Some good stuff out there tonight. Justice Thomas and Morpheus:

https://media.patriots.win/post/FttXJKfKOvBs.jpeg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:36 PM (Bd6X8)

287 Thank you. Gotta try and come up with a lawyer this week. I am wondering about opening up bank accounts in several different states to make things difficult

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:36 PM (5HBd1)

288 Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.
Posted by: Jordan61

Don't threaten me with a good time

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:37 PM (MGB5H)

289 Why would I want to live healthy? I'm living on borrowed time.
Posted by: Eromero


My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

290 > That was true PUNK.

Yeah, many of the early punk bands were, if not what we'd call "conservative", at least populist. It was a reaction to all that communist hippie peace-love-dove bullshit.

A lot of commies got butt hurt when Rotten came out as pro-Trump a few years ago, but he's been that way since forever.

3 out of 4 of the original Ramones were conservative.

And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2022 09:38 PM (bW8dp)

291 They can scream till they are blue in the face.

Ain't gonna change a thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:39 PM (4bYcn)

292 Avs just getting whipped to the puck right now. I think they better get it in their head there is no time like right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 09:40 PM (8GBH4)

293 Bread Flour makes fine cookies too, I think. A bit crisper and chewier I think.

Refrigerate dough at least overnight to 24 hours or so really improves the final product, I think.

This won't work with kids. "Should we make cookies?"

"Yaaaayyyyu!!!! "

"OK, they will be ready to go tomorrow!!" Probabky get CPS called on your ass if you try that today

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:40 PM (jA/M2)

294 Yeah, Smoke N Scan has Dc and LA feeds up.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2022 09:40 PM (YxoM9)

295 >>>And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

>Now do Wet Leg.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 09:40 PM (0ocXn)

296 There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who got knocked up and decided to "F**K it.

But before the abortion deed, she decided to dis the Planned Parenthood screed...

and instead birthed a most beautiful girl for Nantucket.

She lives this day

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 09:41 PM (J00IM)

297 If Y: Then: Eat it. If N: I wish I had some Chocolate, because then I could eat it. High carb, starchy snacks are my nemesis too.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:36 PM (jA/M2)

Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered pretzels quickly became a "no buy"- I'd eat the entire package.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

298 Yeah, Smoke N Scan has Dc and LA feeds up.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2022 09:40 PM (YxoM9)

-----------

Let.

It.

Burn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2022 09:41 PM (XG2Fi)

299 We must protect Roe vs Wade........ It's for the children !!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (TJjL2)

300 When evaluating the punks it's also useful to keep in mind that there actually was some censorious bullshit flowing from 'the right' back then, especially in the UK whose ideological landscape doesn't exactly run parallel to ours. They didn't like being told what to do by the self-appointed thought police...which, in the 21st century, makes one at least MAGA-curious.

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (UewuT)

301 Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.
Posted by: Jordan61
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No kidding. Never thought cookies would be over my head.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (+ya+t)

302 I did Anna Olson's Oatmeal Raisin Cookies to celebrate.
She uses a smidge of ginger along with some cinnamon and they are great.

Posted by: sal at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (y40tE)

303 Gotta brown the butter first. Gives the cookies a nutty flavor.

Also, use brown sugar.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (/+S6w)

304 >>> relocating from 10 miles away from Warzone Minneapolis to the edge of nowhere in East TN where that dog don't hunt.

Posted by: CppThis
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Ain't it nice livin in the red zone?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (KeYSV)

305 Biden probably thinks Roe vs Wade is like Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (TJjL2)

306 High carb, starchy snacks are my nemesis too.
Posted by: Common Tater

I don't crave sweet stuff very often. Today was the day, so, cookies.

But potato chips are my downfall. Kinda the same--are there chips? Now there aren't.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (OX9vb)

307 Commissar Hrothgar @ 289-
What a glorious time to be alive, at the end of things.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)

308 When evaluating the punks it's also useful to keep in mind that there actually was some censorious bullshit flowing from 'the right' back then, especially in the UK whose ideological landscape doesn't exactly run parallel to ours. They didn't like being told what to do by the self-appointed thought police...which, in the 21st century, makes one at least MAGA-curious.
Posted by: CppThis

Basically the thesis of god save the queen

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (MGB5H)

309 Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 09:34 PM (DgWEj)

I can't sit with a bag of those. I grab one handful and leave the bag behind or I'll extinct that bag in record time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (VwHCD)

310 303 Gotta brown the butter first. Gives the cookies a nutty flavor.

Also, use brown sugar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (/+S6w)

Hm. I do the brown sugar, but I'm going to try that browning the butter next time. Right after I look up how to brown butter.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

311 Ginger is great in cookies. Cardamom, Cinnamon. Even a little Cayenne pepper.

Mollasses cookies or Ginger snaps for the Win. I prefer Chocolate chip, but since chocolate is tough to keep around the house, that's what I usually make. Great with coffee too.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:44 PM (jA/M2)

312 If you want to read some of the stupidest takes on scotus overturneing RvW, head on over to The Verge.

I particularly liked this comment, "It is painfully obvious that the supreme court is partisan. How on earth are justices gives life terms especially when are not elected by people themselves. Elected representatives change all the time. Why are supreme court justices any different?"

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2022 09:45 PM (/HO5X)

313 307
Eromero


Going to be quite a finale, I think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

314 For me, it's goldfish crackers.

I will Hoover a bag of those.

Much shame follows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:45 PM (4bYcn)

315 Hm. I do the brown sugar, but I'm going to try that browning the butter next time. Right after I look up how to brown butter.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Rachel: Mon, how do you know when the butter's done?

Monica: About 2 minutes before it looks like that

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2022 09:45 PM (MGB5H)

316 So all these people are protesting because of this decision today. This is the most important thing in the country today to these morons? Economy Sucks, Gas $5 Gallon, Food Shortages, Supply Chain problems, runaway inflation, etc..... This is the most important thing to them at the present time ? Jesus H these people are just as clueless as Biden !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 09:46 PM (TJjL2)

317 What a glorious time to be alive, at the end of things.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)

Well, there was no air conditioning at the beginning of things, sooo...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 09:46 PM (VwHCD)

318 No kidding. Never thought cookies would be over my head.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 09:42 PM (+ya+t)


I meant if you want crunchy cookies. Soft and chewy is the only way to go. You can do it dartist! I have faith in you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (DgWEj)

319 High carb, starchy snacks are my nemesis too.
Posted by: Common Tater

I don't crave sweet stuff very often. Today was the day, so, cookies.

But potato chips are my downfall. Kinda the same--are there chips? Now there aren't.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (OX9vb)

My step daughter makes chunky chocolate chip cookies with potato chips. They are unbelievable- if there's ever a second moron cookbook, I'll submit the recipe.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

320 Really enjoying how no one's paying attention to the 2nd Amendment decision any more. Can't wait to see what happens in New York and Chicago when the normals can shoot back.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (2hil/)

321 Perhaps unpopular, but Walmart has these bags with 3 cookies in them. Various types. They are, pretty damn good. A tall glass of milk and a bag...

Almost sounds like weed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (BFigT)

322 >Now do Wet Leg.

Wasn't familiar with them. Checked out a couple of vids on the 'Tube.

I like it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (bW8dp)

323 Common Tater @ 311-
No, Mary Anne.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

324 286 Some good stuff out there tonight. Justice Thomas and Morpheus:

https://media.patriots.win/post/FttXJKfKOvBs.jpeg
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:36 PM (Bd6X

ROFL I love that!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (r46W7)

325 Just hope the "Screamin Janes" don't "F" up and wander onto my street.

Neighbors already are bumping up (Things) to deal with the distraught Femanazis...won't be pleasant for them in the least ...might be a trip to an ER if they should try.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (J00IM)

326 304 Ain't it nice livin in the red zone?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (KeYSV)


It's freakin' amazing, man. For the first time in a decade I don't feel like I'm walking on eggshells through a minefield just going about my business, always wondering if this is when 'they' get the upper hand and start locking up everyone who's not a total NPC. I'm not even that hardcore of a conservative, or at least didn't use to be...I'm just not a collectivist and I know way too much about history to ever be one of their fellow travelers.

-

Posted by: CppThis at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (UewuT)

327 So all these people are protesting because of this decision today. This is the most important thing in the country today to these morons? Economy Sucks, Gas $5 Gallon, Food Shortages, Supply Chain problems, runaway inflation, etc..... This is the most important thing to them at the present time ? Jesus H these people are just as clueless as Biden !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall


Knowing you can kill babies with impunity and get paid with tax dollars is a priority, all that other stuff is incidental!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

328 I can usually manage to resist binging on carb junk.

Spaghetti with Sauce Bolognese with Marcella Hazan's recipe, not so much.

Home made fries or potato chips, cooked in beef tallow, forget it. No will power at all.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (2hil/)

329 320 Really enjoying how no one's paying attention to the 2nd Amendment decision any more. Can't wait to see what happens in New York and Chicago when the normals can shoot back.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (2hil/)


Guessing New York will just ignore the SC ruling and dare someone to sue. Seems the SOP these days.

Either that or they make very good use of Cornyn's Red Flag Laws.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (4bYcn)

330 > Biden probably thinks Roe vs Wade

In my day, fat, those were the only two ways we had of getting across the Potomac.

Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (bW8dp)

331 Browning the butter for Cookies sounds like a fantastic idea, I'm just mad I didn't think of it.

Just make a Roux ... or brown the butter with a small amount of Flour, and incorporate that into the recipe as normal.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (jA/M2)

332 Legal Referral Service, they have one in Big City. When contacted they and they will refer to a lawyer who will give bullet point advice for free, then possibly more pro bono or at least some good direction.

Your area would probably have such a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (KeYSV)

333 Please tell me someone has reached out to nick sandmann for an interview on today's updates.
You have to rub this sh1t in. Be like Pelosi with the comical gigantic fake gavel trudging through the crowds to pass obamacare

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at June 24, 2022 09:49 PM (HyLlF)

334 Perhaps unpopular, but Walmart has these bags with 3 cookies in them. Various types. They are, pretty damn good. A tall glass of milk and a bag...

-----------

There's a slave factory in China where Uyghurs count the cookies going into the bag. A miscount means a bullet in the head,

The family gets charged for the bullet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2022 09:50 PM (XG2Fi)

335 60
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (VwHCD)
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I remember that as it was one of the first 'awarded' a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Ciampino - jet powered at June 24, 2022 09:50 PM (qfLjt)

336 Count Dankula photoshopped himself into the SCOTUS. Then he responded to a Biden tweet "we made the right decision", and the deluge of angry responses has me laughing for a good minute.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2022 09:50 PM (ybIRR)

337 317 What a glorious time to be alive, at the end of things.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)

Well, there was no air conditioning at the beginning of things, sooo...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 09:46 PM (VwHCD)

As hard as things are for us, it's fun to think of how weak and outraged the Left must feel right now. Here they had everything - the Presidency, both Houses, the Bureacracy - and everything has turned to shit and they couldn't even stop a major 2A win for us or the end or Roe v Wade. HAH hah!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2022 09:51 PM (r46W7)

338 Engadget "senior reporter" Andrew Tarantola sez

"Burn down the Supreme Court"

https://bit.ly/3tYa3us

Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2022 09:51 PM (i0wNm)

339 I have a five (5) pound bag of Ore-Ida spiced Tater Tots in the freezer.

Honest Injun, I ordered the smaller bag, but they subbed the large bag at the same price.

They are like crack cocaine, and I've never done crack

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:51 PM (jA/M2)

340 >>>Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.

>At the tender age of 29, I haven't had those in 20 years. They are what I imagine crack cocaine is like.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (0ocXn)

341 313 307
Eromero

Going to be quite a finale, I think!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
-----------------------------

You fellas don't be disappointed if we come in with a rough but safe landing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (KeYSV)

342 Nope, tried that last year on a different issue with that property. They couldn't find any lawyers willing to give real estate advice. I can afford to pay for one, if it doesn't get too expensive. Just gotta make a lot of calls next week.

WA state has gone way overboard with protections for renters and it falls over to cover squatters. There is a law on the books to make it easier to evict squatters, but it seems to be ignored.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1)

343 Engadget "senior reporter" Andrew Tarantola sez

"Burn down the Supreme Court"

https://bit.ly/3tYa3us


Engadget is still around?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (Bd6X8)

344 Wet Leg.......appeals to me.....drawn to them....must resist. Like Devo.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)

345 334

Cicero? Cookies from CHI-COMS???

Are we THAT BONED???

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 09:53 PM (J00IM)

346 "Burn down the Supreme Court"
https://bit.ly/3tYa3us
Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2022 09:51 PM (i0wNm)


Mostly peaceful speech!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

347 Someone will try to firebomb the court tonight. Bet it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (4bYcn)

348 If you are a manager that cares about mental health understand that devastating news like today's means your team members might be struggling. Offer them the day off or half a day. They aren't going to be productive anyway. Give them space to process and grieve.
----
First of all - Anita Sarkeesian is stupid, dirty Armenian whore.

Secondly - All kinds of people need to work through their grief.

Sometimes, this means weeks of drinking and raging at the night sky, while Tchaikovsky blasts on your outdoor speakers. Rain is preferable, but unnecessary.

A court decision that doesn't involve you personally is never worth quitting your job and sobbing into your whiskey. Get over it, you stupid, dirty Armenian whore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (IXpV7)

349 320 Really enjoying how no one's paying attention to the 2nd Amendment decision any more. Can't wait to see what happens in New York and Chicago when the normals can shoot back.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 09:47 PM (2hil/)


The first person getting a carry permit after yesterday, who legitimately shoots a thug in self-defense, will be crucified by the anti-gun DA as an example. Then permitted carriers will be even less inclined to use their gun than the local cops. It's all a racket in the Blue Zones. "OK, we'll give you a permit, but if you use your gun, no matter the circumstances, you'll regret it."

Posted by: El Rojo at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (AMIL/)

350 62 54 Somebody call a sturgeon.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2022 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

don't egg us on

Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:38 PM (us2H3)
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Cracking yolks again?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

351 Wait a minute...My RING doorbell went off and...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)

352 > Wet Leg.......appeals to me.....drawn to them....must resist. Like Devo.

Good comparison.

Weird, but talented.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (bW8dp)

353 The perfect chocolate chip cookies have a crispy outside, and a chewy inside.

One achieves this by using a 50/50 mix of light brown and dark brown sugar, warming the butter to *just* melting, and slowly dissolving all of the brown & white sugar, plus egg(s) into the blend, along with the bit of vanilla extract.

Blend slowly till it's a creamy, lump free mix, and only THEN, blend in the pre-mixed dry ingredients, and then the (refrigerated) chocolate chips. Refrigerate for about 2 hours after mixing, so it'll "spoon" better onto the cookie sheets. Keep putting bowl of dough back into the fridge, between "spoonings", until all has made the trip though the oven.

Crispy outside. Chewy inside. Perfection.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (tkOps)

354 Get over it, you stupid, dirty Armenian whore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (IXpV7

You sound like my dad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (4bYcn)

355 Seriously, you might as well just buy some Chips Ahoy.

>At the tender age of 29, I haven't had those in 20 years. They are what I imagine crack cocaine is like.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 09:52 PM (0ocXn)

They are worse.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (VwHCD)

356 If they firebomb the court tonight, you won't see any more of the J6 show trial.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1)

357 Wet Leg.......appeals to me.....drawn to them....must resist. Like Devo.
Posted by: Eromero

COME TO THE LEG SIDE

Posted by: Darth Miklos (more like Garth, really) at June 24, 2022 09:55 PM (thbCK)

358 351 Wait a minute...My RING doorbell went off and...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 09:54 PM (J00IM)


Damn you, Putin. Damn you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 09:56 PM (4bYcn)

359 Honestly, the junk food people lost their game. Oreos suck now. To be fair to Doritos, they've kept their product pretty well consistent. Way too expensive for what they are.

Chicken N' a Bisquit snack crackers used to be fried, and then sprinkled with awesome crack dust. I ordered some recently, and they are just sad. Baked, no flavor. Blech.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:56 PM (jA/M2)

360 Crispy outside. Chewy inside. Perfection.

Jim

A woman once divorced this man?

Posted by: Mystified Miklos at June 24, 2022 09:57 PM (thbCK)

361 Thing with watching my Gainzz - if I'm gonna "sin", so to speak, I want to do it right. What good is junk food if all it does is make you sick? And fat.

So I cook at home, and only buy pure stuff when I can.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:58 PM (jA/M2)

362 I got some really tasty ginger candy from stclaires.com. They use molasses. A local store carries it and I think I'll get a refill

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 09:58 PM (5HBd1)

363 So I cook at home, and only buy pure stuff when I can.
Posted by: Common Tater

grain alcohol and rainwater (filtered)

Posted by: Gen. Miklos D. Ripper at June 24, 2022 09:59 PM (thbCK)

364 AlaBama @ 347-
Reichstag, baby!!

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 09:59 PM (0OP+5)

365 Just a reminder as you watch the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth play out on social media, with your neighbors, or your relatives.

About 7% of voters give a shit about Roe v Wade.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2022 09:59 PM (5p7BC)

366 dang Avs, really needed to score on that PP. Now TB can pump and dump the whole 3rd period.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 24, 2022 10:01 PM (8GBH4)

367 >>>Cracking yolks again?

Posted by: Ciampino

>At the Cafe on a Friday night, anything goes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 10:01 PM (0ocXn)

368 Jim @ 353- The cookie. It is as you spake it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 10:02 PM (0OP+5)

369 I must say the timing of the release of the Court Decision was excellent !!!! Just wiped that January 6 Crap right off the TV for awhile ........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 10:02 PM (TJjL2)

370 Apparently Democrats are giving out Clarence Thomas's home address.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 10:03 PM (4bYcn)

371 359 Honestly, the junk food people lost their game. Oreos suck now. To be fair to Doritos, they've kept their product pretty well consistent. Way too expensive for what they are.

Chicken N' a Bisquit snack crackers used to be fried, and then sprinkled with awesome crack dust. I ordered some recently, and they are just sad. Baked, no flavor. Blech.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2022 09:56 PM (jA/M2)


The company that makes Chikin n a Biskit crackers and Wheat Thins (old age has fogged my memory cells) used to make a bacon-flavored snack cracker that was awesome. I haven't seen them on the shelves for a long, long time, dammit!

Posted by: El Rojo at June 24, 2022 10:04 PM (AMIL/)

372 While some here pat themselves on the back, high five others and generally wallow in what they think is a "win" remember that the left has already laid plans to undo everything done today. And they'll likely succeed.

Don't get too complacent. Karma is right around the corner.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2022 10:04 PM (BFigT)

373 Get over it, you stupid, dirty Armenian whore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a
------------------------

Very poetic,
the whole thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 10:05 PM (KeYSV)

374 'Almighty GOD has granted us a mighty victory this day. We smote the enrmy hip and thigh.'
- Thomas Jonathan Jackson (more or less)

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)

375 Get over it, you stupid, dirty Armenian whore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a
------------------------

Very poetic,
the whole thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 10:05 PM (KeYSV)

It was rather impressive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 10:08 PM (VwHCD)

376 Regulate guns, not uteruses!

The dumb is spreading rapidly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 10:08 PM (4bYcn)

377 Apparently Democrats are giving out Clarence Thomas's home address.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2022 10:03 PM (4bYcn)


But in a mostly peaceful manner, almost like a public service!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 24, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

378 I am of the mind to not wish another Civil War yet,
The current situation in our Republic seems to be sliding towards just that.

How shall all Americans that still hold dear this Republic respond to the ever tightening attempts by the Federal to remove our freedoms especially on the 2nd.

Roe v Wade was NEVER a Constitutional right. No matter how much the left is howling tonight.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 10:47 PM (J00IM)

379 OH well,

The ONT doth mount!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2022 10:55 PM (J00IM)

380 369 I must say the timing of the release of the Court Decision was excellent !!!! Just wiped that January 6 Crap right off the TV for awhile ........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 24, 2022 10:02 PM (TJjL2)

Babylon Bee's joke today that the Dems had to postpone the Jan 6 Insurrection hearings, to go out and start an insurrection....

Spot on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2022 11:31 PM (oHd/0)

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