The Morning Rant: Buck Shots

The Morning Rant: Buck Shots – 6/20/2022

Get Woke Go Broke – ‘Live PD’ Is Coming Back, But Not on A&E Network

In the wake of the George Floyd incident in 2020, the woke executives at the A&E cable network decided to demolish their network to show solidarity with the “Defund the Police” movement.

To show that they hated the police just as much as other good leftists, A&E executives canceled its flagship show, “Live PD,” which was one of the most popular shows on any network, broadcast or cable. The show broadcast live footage of police officers at various police departments across the country responding to calls. Dan Abrams played the role of host, with two sidekicks providing commentary.

Live PD is coming back to cable this summer but on a different network (Reelz) and with a new name, “On Patrol, Live.” But it will otherwise be mostly the same show, once again hosted by Dan Abrams, with Sean “Sticks” Larkin adding commentary.

How damaging was A&E’s decision to suspend its ratings juggernaut? It was catastrophic.

Immediately after the network canceled ‘Live P.D.,’ the cable channel’s primetime viewership declined 49% — or pretty much by half. That’s no surprise since at the time of its cancellation, ‘Live P.D.’ was A&E’s highest-rated program and occupied multiple evenings on the schedule.
Since then, things have been a bit better — but barely. For the…second quarter of 2021, A&E was down 42% in total viewers from the same time in 2020, averaging 495,000 overall primetime audience members compared to 852,000 the year before.

A&E was the 20th most watched network (including both broadcast and cable) in 2019. By choosing to run off half its audience when it canceled Live PD, A&E fell to 28th place for 2021.

Reelz is currently the 89th ranked network. For now. It should pass A&E soon.

By the way, did I mention that A&E is owned 50% by Disney? There are plenty of woke executives in corporate America, but have you ever seen a company whose executives are so willing to destroy the business they run, just to burnish their woke cred?

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David Brooks – Sportsball Fan

Appearing on PBS News Hour, the New York Times’ faux-conservative columnist, David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

Mr. Brooks really dunked the puck in Trump’s face with that comment. If this weren’t PBS, where decorum matters, Brooks might’ve followed with a touchback dance right there in the studio, followed by a theatric spike of the hockeyball.

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More Fake Journalism from the Associated Press

It’s not even been a month since the Washington Post was forced to issue multiple corrections for a Taylor Lorenz piece that was riddled with falsehoods, including the outright lie that the subjects of her smear declined WaPo requests for comment, when in fact the Post never even tried to contact them before publishing the article.

Now the Associated Press has been busted for the same type of false reporting.

AP called out for publishing interview with radio host who died years ago, issues correction [Fox News – 6/11/2022]

The Associated Press published a report Thursday about Miami conservative radio hosts objecting to the Democratic Party’s push to buy up Spanish radio stations in the area, and somehow featured a recent interview with a famous radio host who actually died in 2020.

The AP issued this comically awkward correction:

MIAMI (AP) — In a story published June 9, 2022, about the purchase of Spanish-language radio stations, The Associated Press erroneously identified a woman as Martha Flores, former host of a show on Radio Mambi in Miami, one of the stations in the proposed deal. Flores died in 2020. The woman’s identity was unclear but she attended an event expressing concern with the sale held by a coalition called the Assembly of the Cuban Resistance.

In other words, a random old Cuban lady at an event held by an anti-communist organization in South Florida declined to talk to an AP reporter. That was all the info needed for the AP - an elite, left-wing, disinformation-pushing media outlet - to try to smear one of its ideological opponents, who they didn’t realize had passed away.

Ron DeSantis’ press secretary never misses a chance to give some well-deserved mockery to the media outlet that she refers to as “American Pravda.”

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(buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com)

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: kactus at June 20, 2022 11:02 AM (GQHcT)

2 Roomy!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:03 AM (anj39)

3 Looks like me and you

Posted by: kactus at June 20, 2022 11:05 AM (GQHcT)

4 Morning, horde!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 11:05 AM (u73oe)

5 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

6 Thank you Buck

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (1n+EO)

7 We almost got enough for poker

Posted by: kactus at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (GQHcT)

8 Who Dis? is Billy Gray and Lauren Chapin.

Posted by: C.J. at June 20, 2022 11:07 AM (PIlQh)

9 I can't even find "Cops" reruns anymore.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 11:07 AM (AwYPR)

10 Communists buying up the conservative Spanish-language radio stations is creepy.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:07 AM (6RgRK)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:07 AM (arJlL)

12 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

Fumble the ball one more time Nancy and we will get a safety.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:08 AM (EmhqX)

13 I love Christina Pushaw's spiciness!

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:08 AM (6RgRK)

14 There are plenty of woke executives in corporate America, but have you ever seen a company whose executives are so willing to destroy the business they run, just to burnish their woke cred?

If these idiots would cancel their HR people they might find things are better.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:08 AM (anj39)

15 We almost got enough for poker
Posted by: kactus

We don't even know 'er !

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:09 AM (arJlL)

16 A&E is a Disney owned network. I'm glad I've seen most every The First 48 before I found this out. I also noticed that all the commercials on A&E were like if you were watching the BET channel.

I'm going to miss The First 48.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:09 AM (3jSxb)

17 David Brooks could use a good blanket party

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 11:09 AM (BgMrQ)

18 I watched Live PD for a few minutes once or twice, but I can't stand Dan Abrahams and his douchey face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:10 AM (DgWEj)

19 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

It's the bottom of the fourth and you're looking at a full court press during a power play with a dogleg right.

I think it's the Dems chance to get the puck in the hoop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 20, 2022 11:10 AM (zhLdt)

20 Almost as ridiculous as the hearings themselves are the parade of Never Trumpers preaching how this is the BIGGEST THING EVER!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2022 11:10 AM (trdmm)

21 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”
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She would of made the basket but tried to steal instead.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (anj39)

22 Investigation Discovery has a pretty good show called Body Cam.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (DgWEj)

23 Brooks is the elitist jackass who mocked someone for not know the fancy name for a sandwich, isn't he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (eGTCV)

24 5 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

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So get in that batter's box and sink that putt!

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (U1eOr)

25 "In a story published June 9, 2022, about the purchase of Spanish-language radio stations, The Associated Press erroneously identified a woman as Martha Flores, former host of a show on Radio Mambi in Miami, one of the stations in the proposed deal. Flores died in 2020."

That, at least explains why she was not available to comment on the story.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (ivQAB)

26 Brooks got into a fight and pulled his own jersey over his own head.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (eGTCV)

27 >>Brooks is the elitist jackass who mocked someone for not know the fancy name for a sandwich, isn't he?

Ordering in a Deli is Super Hard, guys.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (Kskoe)

28 Brooks just likes the creases in Pelosi's pants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (63Dwl)

29 'Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do, what uou gonna do when they come for you?'
-golden oldie with my crew

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (0OP+5)

30 After the Field Goal attempt David Brookes stole a base.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (MkYsY)

31 Calvinball is apparently "a thing."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2022 11:13 AM (BFigT)

32 serious question: on what basis (real or imagined) does Brooks label himself 'conservative' ?

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 11:13 AM (geLO8)

33 Brooks is the elitist jackass who mocked someone for not know the fancy name for a sandwich, isn't he?

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"Is that pronounced 'crock man-sewer'?"

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:13 AM (U1eOr)

34 Nancy dribbled a hole in one right out the starting gate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2022 11:13 AM (lXwIs)

35 Investigation Discovery has a pretty good show called Body Cam.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (DgWEj)

Yes I started watching ID. A Warner Brothers channel.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (3jSxb)

36 I mean, if the dead can vote I'm sure the magical AP can find some to give interviews.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (QYPq3)

37 All the cop shows I've seen, the criminal is never wearing a shirt. Seems like they could just arrest people not wearing shirts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (UuD2k)

38 "Appearing on PBS News Hour, the New York Times’ faux-conservative columnist, David Brooks - "

...is reeling from the loss of his fellow-liberal host, Mark Shields, who was 85 when he passed away last week. PBS pushed that duo as a right/left 'debate' but they agreed on so much over the years that it really was a left/lefter love-fest more than anything else.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (DPDtI)

39 There's precisely zero possibility that Trump is charged with anything.

Posted by: MJ at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (zwDuR)

40 The 99-yard line. What a fucking jackass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (89T5c)

41 We don't have TV and I stopped listening to radio after Rush passed, but it sounds like news media is "all gaslighting all the time" these days.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (6RgRK)

42 "... back to cable..."
Ok, I think I've found your problem.
Seriously, who still subscribes to cable?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (5a91s)

43 Mr. D my Cynic friend being a WSU grad do you remember the holiday celebrated on the eighth of May? Several of my Cougar aquaintences claim it started at Wazzu.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (EmhqX)

44 I have conflicted feelings about the police and unconflicted feelings about police brass and upper management.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (V6f9+)

45 I saw Dan Abrahams and His Douchey Face open for Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks at the Paramount in 74.

Posted by: C.J. at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (PIlQh)

46 Mr. Brooks, have you thought of doing any live commentary? We're always looking for new talent!

Posted by: ESPN at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (PiwSw)

47 >>>serious question: on what basis (real or imagined) does Brooks label himself 'conservative' ?

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 11:13 AM (geLO

He promises only the tip and a short bout with monkeypox.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (QYPq3)

48 Happy George Floyd Day: Juneteenth.

Let's commemorate the freeing of the last slaves in the confederacy.

Note that Indian country still had slaves (illegally because of the Emancipation Proclamation).

Also note that the slave states of the Union still had slaves.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (tS72k)

49 Have cable but hardly watch it

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (a1rDq)

50 I saw Rodeo & Funeral open for Roy Clark in '88 at Gilley's

I only stayed for about 8 seconds.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (kXYt5)

51 I can picture Brooks and his fellow elitist nitwits hanging around the water cooler talking about the ice hockey match.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (eGTCV)

52 More like the J6 committee is at 4th and 99 and Adam Schiff is their punter and they are going for a fake.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (UuD2k)

53 The 99-yard line. What a fucking jackass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (89T5c)

Well didn't Bart Starr score from the 99 yard line?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (d0Qel)

54 I think a lot of the problems with cops would go away if we also did away with 90% of the laws.

Having a bunch of BS laws that no one knows and that cops are in charge of enforcing is not a good system. Well, unless you want chaos.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (ESjRY)

55 Mr. Brooks sucks cock by choice while he watches his wife getting plowed.

Fun Fact: David Brooks also sucks cocks by choice even when he is not watching his wife getting plowed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 20, 2022 11:17 AM (WKPeU)

56 David Brookes called a Hole In One after Brandon Brown crossed the finish line.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:17 AM (MkYsY)

57 >> I think a lot of the problems with cops would go away if we also did away with 90% of the laws.

More, if they punished 100% of the Criminals.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:17 AM (Kskoe)

58 I was going to use a sophisticated soccer metaphor, but that would've been way over you unwashed rubes' heads.

Posted by: David Brooks at June 20, 2022 11:17 AM (h5TKJ)

59 I have conflicted feelings about the police and unconflicted feelings about police brass and upper management.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (V6f9+)

It's easy to forget how the police were 50 years ago before the internet and phone cameras documented every bad or perceived bad thing law enforcement does.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:17 AM (3jSxb)

60 We don't have TV and I stopped listening to radio after Rush passed, but it sounds like news media is "all gaslighting all the time" these days.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (6RgRK)

The dudes who took over for Rush are actually pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (VwHCD)

61 is reeling from the loss of his fellow-liberal host, Mark Shields, who was 85 when he passed away last week. PBS pushed that duo as a right/left 'debate' but they agreed on so much over the years that it really was a left/lefter love-fest more than anything else.
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Mark Shields always reminded me if a scummy version of Stan Laurel, of the old comic duo Laurel and Hardy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (Zk+C1)

62 Also note that the slave states of the Union still had slaves.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (tS72k)

Also any parts of the South that were under Union control. Slaves in several Parishes near New Orleans weren't freed by the EP.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (UuD2k)

63 Was it Brooks that got a tingle up his leg looking at Obama's crotch?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (ESjRY)

64 Mr. D my Cynic friend being a WSU grad do you remember the holiday celebrated on the eighth of May? Several of my Cougar aquaintences claim it started at Wazzu.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (EmhqX)
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Indeed I do!
Hooray hooray for the 8th of May!
It's Outdoor Intercour*e Day!

I honestly don't know if it started at WAZZU, but in all my years since I have never heard of it on any other campus.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (anj39)

65 J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”...

...and they are heading for 4th base!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (kXYt5)

66 Having a bunch of BS laws that no one knows and that cops are in charge of enforcing is not a good system. Well, unless you want chaos.
Posted by: 18-1

Ding Ding Ding!!

We have a winner!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (Msys3)

67 I think a lot of the problems with cops would go away if we also did away with 90% of the laws.

Having a bunch of BS laws that no one knows and that cops are in charge of enforcing is not a good system. Well, unless you want chaos.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (ESjRY)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (VwHCD)

68 >>Was it Brooks that got a tingle up his leg looking at Obama's crotch?

That was Chris Mathews.

But, I will admit to Obama making my Dungarees a bit tight.

Posted by: George Will at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (Kskoe)

69 Have cable but hardly watch it
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (a1rDq)

We do because Mom watches a lot of cable stuff. If it was just us, we wouldn't.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (DgWEj)

70 15 We almost got enough for poker
Posted by: kactus

We don't even know 'er !
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:09 AM (arJlL)

She was buns up kneeling
I was wheelin and dealin

You in?

Posted by: zappa at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (GQHcT)

71 >>Was it Brooks that got a tingle up his leg looking at Obama's crotch?

Posted by: 18-1

Chris Matthews

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 11:19 AM (geLO8)

72 Don't these people usually use baseball metaphors? Or is that just George Will?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

73 Mark Shields was a pile of shit with a gobbler chin and glasses.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (89T5c)

74 More, if they punished 100% of the Criminals.

Well that is how a well functioning free society works right?

Few laws that are clear and everyone is aware of and that are strictly enforced.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (ESjRY)

75 Brooks watches dog shows, not football.

We all know it.

Posted by: MJ at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (zwDuR)

76 The dudes who took over for Rush are actually pretty good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (VwHCD)

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It still seems like there's a Rush-sized hole in my radio.

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (U1eOr)

77 You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between

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Senior Biden Adviser on Recession Fears: Just Think Positive

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (FVME7)

78 Brooks just likes the creases in Pelosi's pants.

Uh, those aren't pants.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (nfrXX)

79 Make fun of me all you want -- Ima go get me a beer!

Posted by: David Brooks, Authentic Man at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (PiwSw)

80 David Brookes thinks Roger Federer has an awesome curveball.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (MkYsY)

81 The dudes who took over for Rush are actually pretty good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 11:18 AM (VwHCD)

Yes, they are. But what's that ad line? "When they made Rush, they broke the mold" or something like that. Lovable little fuzzball.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (6RgRK)

82 >>The dudes who took over for Rush are actually pretty good.

I credit The Spirit of Radio.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (Kskoe)

83 Senior Biden Adviser on Recession Fears: Just Think Positive
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (FVME7

I'm positive things are fu*ked up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:21 AM (anj39)

84 Yes I started watching ID. A Warner Brothers channel.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (3jSxb)

Body Cam really shows you how fast things can go south, and how quickly the cops have to react.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:21 AM (DgWEj)

85 80 David Brookes thinks Roger Federer has an awesome curveball.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (MkYsY)

Brookes may actually watch tennis and say "oh bravo" a lot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:21 AM (eGTCV)

86 >>>Senior Biden Adviser on Recession Fears: Just Think Positive

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (FVME7)

They've hired Joel Osteen? Makes sense.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (QYPq3)

87 Brooks really hit the nail out of the park with that one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (u73oe)

88 Man Turned Away From Donating Blood for Refusing to Say If He's Pregnant

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You can't be too careful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (FVME7)

89 I remember thinking when the guy in NYC died in police custody after being arrested for selling loosies that if there was an opposition party in NY they would have put together a bill to eliminate all those funding/tax laws the next day.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (ESjRY)

90 Biden said 0bama was 'clean'

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (geLO8)

91 84 Yes I started watching ID. A Warner Brothers channel.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:14 AM (3jSxb)

Body Cam really shows you how fast things can go south, and how quickly the cops have to react.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:21 AM (DgWEj)

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My sister is a public defender and apparently has to watch body cam footage all the time. She's mostly bored by them because it's two seconds of something and then hours of nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

92 Brookes may actually watch tennis and say "oh bravo" a lot.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:21 AM (eGTCV)

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And the 'o' in bravo is about twice as long as the 'brav'

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (U1eOr)

93 Look out for the short stop sneak when your team is down 15-love

Posted by: David Brooks at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (tS72k)

94 >>Brookes may actually watch tennis and say "oh bravo" a lot.

Game.
Set.
...and, please.

Help yourself to my wife's snatch.

Posted by: David brooks at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (Kskoe)

95 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

It's the bottom of the fourth and you're looking at a full court press during a power play with a dogleg right.

I think it's the Dems chance to get the puck in the hoop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Touchdown San Antonio Spurs!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (c8pZY)

96 David Brooks is a conservative like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (kXYt5)

97 They've hired Joel Osteen? Makes sense.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (QYPq3)

But first, I'd like to open with a joke...

Posted by: Joel Osteen -- Tanned, Rested, and Ready at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (PiwSw)

98 Repeal laws = less crime.....linear logic?

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (AwYPR)

99 >Brookes may actually watch tennis and say "oh bravo" a lot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker

"Oooh- that's a bingo!"

Posted by: DB at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (geLO8)

100 My sister is a public defender and apparently has to watch body cam footage all the time. She's mostly bored by them because it's two seconds of something and then hours of nothing.

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So Prometheus?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (sX1BW)

101 Someone tell Brooks what a safety is in football.

He is too busy observing creases in men's trousers to care.

Posted by: Valiant at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (cy2xC)

102 like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.

Well, look I know lady gorillas and...she's the best I have ever had.

Posted by: Bobo the Gorilla at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

103 Brooks really hit the nail out of the park with that one.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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A drive into deep left fairway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (ym/da)

104 Sock,
What was fun was to walk around campus on the morning of the 9th. I recall counting a dozen mattresses piled up near a place called The Coug. (A eating and drinking establishment.)
Nobody would touch them until the garbage guys showed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (anj39)

105 Here is an interview with Lewis Latham from 1993, after he published his book "A Wish for Kings".
It explains very well how we got to where we are today. Worth a view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE0DF9MT5J8

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (jTmQV)

106 >> “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

Sounds more like a movie watcher or a video game geek.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)

107 Apparently Disney owns the Discovery channel as well...every commercial for Discovery+ is nothing but gay, drag, pedo shit.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (S7une)

108 They want Juneteenth to be recognized internationally as a bad mark reminder of the United States. It's not the freeing part they want remembered but the enslaving part.

Of course they have no clue that Brazil did not outlaw slavery until 1887 and imported 10x the number the British colonies and then the United States did.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (3jSxb)

109 So Prometheus?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (sX1BW)

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (DgWEj)

110 >>96 David Brooks is a conservative like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.
Posted by: Muldoon

We all know Jane was getting a little monkey pecker on the side.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (MkYsY)

111 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

They also got the triple double making six outs in 1 inning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (yrol0)

112 Brooks watches dog shows, not football.

We all know it.

Hey! I watch dog shows. I mean, unless that's a metaphor for something.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (nfrXX)

113 There are plenty of woke executives in corporate America, but have you ever seen a company whose executives are so willing to destroy the business they run, just to burnish their woke cred?

Yes. Every automotive CEO promising to go all electric by X date.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (aNNcs)

114
Having a bunch of BS laws that no one knows and that cops are in charge of enforcing is not a good system. Well, unless you want chaos.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (ESjRY)

Anarcho-tyranny. The worst of the most controlling, and least controlling types of government.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (44ww/)

115 Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:22 AM (U1eOr)

Hey there, just sent a reply to your "33" email.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (NxOLn)

116 My sister is a public defender and apparently has to watch body cam footage all the time. She's mostly bored by them because it's two seconds of something and then hours of nothing.

Has anyone shown her the fast forward button? Allows one to skip the hours of donut eating and coffee swilling and lame jokes.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (c8pZY)

117 I recall counting a dozen mattresses piled up near a place called The Coug. (A eating and drinking establishment.)
Nobody would touch them until the garbage guys showed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM (anj39

People use mattresses to have sex outdoors? Wimps!

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:26 AM (6RgRK)

118 If you don't like sports, or don't like a sport, that's fine. Even if that sport is popular and part of the cultural narrative, it's still fine.

But don't pretend. This is like Elizabeth Warren awkwardly drinking a longneck. A real "Hey, fellow kids!" moment.

There's a reason people hate you guys. Try some authenticity. I don't care if you're a brandy-swilling blueblood who follows dressage instead of a beer-swilling caveman who watches football - just be that and let your ideas carry your message. Of course, this is impossible. They have no authentic selves, or their authentic selves are contemptible and nasty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:26 AM (WWh8n)

119 >>108 They want Juneteenth to be recognized internationally as a bad mark reminder of the United States. It's not the freeing part they want remembered but the enslaving part.

All but 14 R's voted for the national holiday.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:26 AM (MkYsY)

120 In lacrosse an attackingman will probably score if he's in nicely creased pants.

Posted by: David Brooks at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (tS72k)

121 96 David Brooks is a conservative like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:23 AM (kXYt5)

he dont call
he dont text
he dont send flowers

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (yrol0)

122 I was watching a movie called Finding Bliss - it is kind of stupid, loosely based on the real story of a woman who took a job in the pron industry and used their equipment to make a normal, non-pron movie overnight in their studios.

Stormy Daniels has a bit part in it. And in watching the movie I was thinking wow has she gotten *old*. Then I noticed the movie was actually from 2009.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (ESjRY)

123 33

Posted by: Rolling Rock at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (89T5c)

124 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (NxOLn

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Yeah, I'm a dumbass. Will be in touch!

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (U1eOr)

125 We all know Jane was getting a little monkey pecker on the side.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Tarzan slacking?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (c8pZY)

126 I tried to watch some US Open on Saturday and I couldn't... because of the commercials and I certainly couldn't allow the kids to be in the room. It was unbelievable.

They toned it down for Sunday. Wonder if it was planned that way or if a bunch of folks turned it off on Saturday.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (QYPq3)

127 "“Live PD,”"

Lotsa that kind of programming free on youtube.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 20, 2022 11:28 AM (qpX6U)

128 Yes, they are. But what's that ad line? "When they made Rush, they broke the mold" or something like that. Lovable little fuzzball.
Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:20 AM (6RgRK)

there is no formula for Rush, he was himself, and had been so for a very long time.
I think there is a lot of space for his sort of analysis, and his sort of humor, but I also think it requires the full two or three hours to do well, and I suspect Podcasts are a better fit for the format

I seem to mix Joe Rogan with Rush in my head. Rush didn't do interviews unless he had to, but they are very similar, outside of the DMT and Jujitsu.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:28 AM (xhaym)

129 There's a reason people hate you guys. Try some authenticity. I don't care if you're a brandy-swilling blueblood who follows dressage instead of a beer-swilling caveman who watches football - just be that and let your ideas carry your message. Of course, this is impossible. They have no authentic selves, or their authentic selves are contemptible and nasty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:26 AM (WWh8n)

Liawatha may be the worst a fake authenticity... and buffalo skinning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:28 AM (yrol0)

130 In other words, a random old Cuban lady at an event held by an anti-communist organization in South Florida declined to talk to an AP reporter. That was all the info needed for the AP - an elite, left-wing, disinformation-pushing media outlet - to try to smear one of its ideological opponents, who they didn’t realize had passed away.
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And never forget, we need the news because they have editorial standards and extensive systems in place to ensure accuracy and prevent bad information from publication. These safeguards, which are not present in the "citizen press" like blogs, make them a vital part of our information chain and they are crucial to our society.

Just ask them. They'll even say that to you with a straight face. They might even, somehow, genuinely believe it about themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:28 AM (WWh8n)

131 >> We all know Jane was getting a little monkey pecker on the side.

Her ears were tight when we first found her.

Posted by: Cheeta at June 20, 2022 11:29 AM (Kskoe)

132 I honestly don't know if it started at WAZZU, but in all my years since I have never heard of it on any other campus.
Posted by: Diogenes

I attended several of the lesser schools in state. We celebrated it. I actually celebrated it at Wazzu with some buddies who went to school there. It was my send off party to Alaska . Several kegs of beer at Boyer park with some young ladies who were more than willing to help us celebrate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:29 AM (EmhqX)

133 In all my years I've not had a problem knowing what is against the law.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:29 AM (3jSxb)

134 David Brooks is a conservative like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.
Posted by: Muldoon

He's no Mel......

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (arJlL)

135 Juneteenth was only a thing in Texas. And even then it wasn't a big day - places weren't closed typically. Such a ridiculous pander. And one more day ooff for lazy govt employees.

Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (j5Tg0)

136 Tennis is stupid because love is bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (FVME7)

137 Several kegs of beer at Boyer park with some young ladies who were more than willing to help us celebrate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:29 AM (EmhqX)

Gang Bang in the Park?

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (AwYPR)

138 108 They want Juneteenth to be recognized internationally as a bad mark reminder of the United States. It's not the freeing part they want remembered but the enslaving part.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:25 AM (3jSxb)

This. I like Juneteenth, but now it's being used to reinforce the efforts to convince blacks they're eternal victims and, as you pointed out, to sully our nation's reputation and history.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (6RgRK)

139 I'd say the J6 sham committee really did move the ball from the 95 to 99 yard line. Any more else and they'll have a touchback. Which I think means Biden is removed and Trump gets put back in office.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (KwBmy)

140 134 David Brooks is a conservative like Jane Goodall is a gorilla.
Posted by: Muldoon

Does he do the conservatives in the mist routine?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (eGTCV)

141 Have you seen the crease in David Brooks' ass crack? You can tell that he's going places ...

Posted by: Shep! at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (P69fT)

142 Sounds more like a movie watcher or a video game geek.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:24 AM

We would also have accepted "effin' moron"

Posted by: The Judges at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (fXTqP)

143 Excuse me "safety".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (KwBmy)

144 I bet Brookes doesn't even know the rule to 53- man Squamish.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (tS72k)

145 Liawatha may be the worst a fake authenticity... and buffalo skinning.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think our Indian Jamaican VP has her beat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (c8pZY)

146 was watching a movie called Finding Bliss - it is kind of stupid, loosely based on the real story of a woman who took a job in the pron industry and used their equipment to make a normal, non-pron movie overnight in their studios. ...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2022 11:27 AM (ESjRY)
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Stupid, and no point. This already happens. There's a porno producer (mostly gay stuff, IIRC) who uses his sets and equipment (big houses with pools, cameras, lighting, etc.) to shoot cheap and low-quality - but profitable - direct-to-video/direct-to-streaming family movies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:31 AM (WWh8n)

147 135 Juneteenth was only a thing in Texas. And even then it wasn't a big day - places weren't closed typically. Such a ridiculous pander. And one more day ooff for lazy govt employees.
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2022 11:30 AM (j5Tg0)

Over 25% of HHS employees that we off from the scamdemic went 90 days without checking email.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (yrol0)

148 I think there is a lot of space for his sort of analysis, and his sort of humor, but I also think it requires the full two or three hours to do well, and I suspect Podcasts are a better fit for the format

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:28 AM (xhaym)

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Rush was humorous, and his analysis was spot on, but I miss his optimism the most.

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (U1eOr)

149 There are plenty of woke executives in corporate America, but have you ever seen a company whose executives are so willing to destroy the business they run, just to burnish their woke cred?
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Yes. Every automotive CEO promising to go all electric by X date.

You'll notice that X is always far enough in the future that the CEO can take the enviro-feely credits knowing that some future successor will be there to take the blame when it doesn't happen.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (nfrXX)

150 I think our Indian Jamaican VP has her beat.

Joe pretending to be vigorous is amusing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:33 AM (eGTCV)

151 53- man Squamish is Australian rules. Standard rules pertain to 43-Man Squamish.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2022 11:33 AM (tS72k)

152 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

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And then she struck out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (FVME7)

153 Impeachment 3.0 is going about as well as the first two impeachments.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (RHGPo)

154 David Brooks is paid to wear the "conservative" hat on various news shows and to write his column in the NYT.
It's just a gig to him, and he readily admits it.
No different than a music or theater critic.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (jTmQV)

155 We all know Jane was getting a little monkey pecker on the side.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

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Jungle love! It's driving me mad. It's making me crazy!

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (U1eOr)

156 152 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

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And then she struck out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (FVME7)

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But she wasn't even offside on the three-point line while the pitching clock was still running and the goalposts were unguarded!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (LvTSG)

157 Rush was humorous, and his analysis was spot on, but I miss his optimism the most.
Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (U1eOr)

Maybe that is what Rogan's got too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:34 AM (xhaym)

158 >>And then she struck out.

There is no joy in Muddville.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (Kskoe)

159 Brooks puts the fu in effete.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (eGTCV)

160 By the way, did I mention that A&E is owned 50% by Disney? There are plenty of woke executives in corporate America, but have you ever seen a company whose executives are so willing to destroy the business they run, just to burnish their woke cred?
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Yes. They work for large enterprises with a lot of capital and ready access to the capital markets. Not all of them are in this group, but many are. This will continue so long as capital flows are influenced by a handful of megafunds with their ESG shit, and as long as the customers keep buying, and as long as profitability doesn't matter because the credit keeps flowing.

Credit is harder now, which is going to have huge consequences on this shit, but ESG is still a major force courtesy of Vanguard and Black Rock among others.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (WWh8n)

161 Stupid, and no point. This already happens. There's a porno producer (mostly gay stuff, IIRC) who uses his sets and equipment (big houses with pools, cameras, lighting, etc.) to shoot cheap and low-quality - but profitable - direct-to-video/direct-to-streaming family movies.

Dont sit on the couch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (89T5c)

162 Does he do the conservatives in the mist routine?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

********

He views them bemusedly from a safe distance, hopes to catch some videos of their mating rituals, then reports back to his friends. They all have a nice laugh about how conservatives vaguely resemble humans.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (kXYt5)

163 There was a Body Cam episode filmed here. Cop was trying to arrest a guy at a sex shop, and ended up fighting with him smong broken bottles of lube, slipping all over the place. The backup cops went to the wrong sex shop because there are like four within blocks of each other. They guy was arrested for assaulting a police officer, possession, the car he was in was stolen, etc. Of course he was released on his own recognizance and given probation because Spokane.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (DgWEj)

164 Good rant Buck

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (a1rDq)

165 Brooks meant 109 yard line...he's watching CFL.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (AwYPR)

166 Rush was humorous, and his analysis was spot on, but I miss his optimism the most.
Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (U1eOr)

I often wonder if by this point he would tell us it was time to worry.

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (6RgRK)

167 I think our Indian Jamaican VP has her beat.

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More stupid from VP Checkbox.

https://bit.ly/3tOUsgq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (FVME7)

168 160 Credit is harder now, which is going to have huge consequences on this shit, but ESG is still a major force courtesy of Vanguard and Black Rock among others.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (WWh8n)

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"You have to make a profit at 0.5% interest rates," is very different from "You have to make a profit at 5% interest rates."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (LvTSG)

169 149 Every automotive CEO promising to go all electric by X date.

.. and we have multiple states and local governments who are making promises on dates to end ICE vehicles.

We should hold them all to these promises and make them stumble when they don't work out.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

170 I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

Wait wut I thot blacks were hurt the worst. Dayum from 2020 when blacks were the cause de jeur to today when they are running 5th or 6th place behind the illegal aliens and L G B Q T + people!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (yrol0)

171 >>>Brooks meant 109 yard line...he's watching CFL.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (AwYPR)

I already DM'd him.

Posted by: David Frum at June 20, 2022 11:37 AM (QYPq3)

172 I have got to stop typing on my phone without my glasses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:37 AM (DgWEj)

173 This Katie Britt character is an uptalking Karenish R candidate for the US Senator for Alabama. She is so excited about all things Ugh.

Mo is looking like a better choice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 20, 2022 11:37 AM (MkYsY)

174 169 149 Every automotive CEO promising to go all electric by X date.

.. and we have multiple states and local governments who are making promises on dates to end ICE vehicles.

We should hold them all to these promises and make them stumble when they don't work out.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

USPS is going gas for at least another 20 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:37 AM (yrol0)

175 We should hold them all to these promises and make them stumble when they don't work out.

Swing > Stumble

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (89T5c)

176 "You have to make a profit at 0.5% interest rates," is very different from "You have to make a profit at 5% interest rates."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
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At 0.5% rates, you don't have to make a profit at all - so long as you started when the rates were higher. You don't even need to break even.

Until, horror of horrors, rates go *up.* Then you get monkey-hammered and go bankrupt immediately because you're not running a real business, you're running a zombie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (WWh8n)

177 >>>My sister is a public defender and apparently has to watch body cam footage all the time. She's mostly bored by them because it's two seconds of something and then hours of nothing.

Defender ehh?
Screening every second trying to catch some off-color humor a mumble mumble comment that if you squint hard enough sounds just like "N-Bomb" or whatever.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (EUDgV)

178 It is widely seen that the U.S. House Select Committee about January 6 is falling flat. See, e.g., Breitbart's article, "January 6 Committee's Third Hearing So Boring NBC Cut to Golf Instead." (For golf to be more interesting, it's bad.)

What's more amazing is that no clue has penetrated the fog of Democrats, establishment Republicans, the news media, or far-left activists about why. Our political class is so out of touch that it could not see this collective yawn coming.

And no, this is not about interviewing that one magic witness. It is the fundamental concept of their entire effort that the American people see through like a windowpane. There are no additional witnesses or documents that can save an enterprise doomed from the start.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (RHGPo)

179 Rush was humorous, and his analysis was spot on, but I miss his optimism the most.

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:32 AM (U1eOr)

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I'm not gonna panic until Rush tells me it's time to panic.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 11:39 AM (P69fT)

180 I have got to stop typing on my phone without my glasses.
Posted by: Jordan61

Your phone wears glasses ?

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:39 AM (arJlL)

181 David Brooks is no sportsman but George Will making himself a baseball expert aggravates me to no end for some reason. I think it's like the part in the movie The Natural where Redford asks Duvall if he's ever played the game before. Arrogant shit that couldn't even pick up a bat to swing it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:39 AM (3jSxb)

182 >>We would also have accepted "effin' moron"

I find the specificity of hypocrisy more rewarding.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

183 Gang Bang in the Park?
Posted by: BignJames

Can't speak for my buddies but I hooked up with a young lady who graduated from the same high school a
year ahead of me. I had no idea who she was and never saw her again. Probably shouldn't glamorize the sins of my yute but without them I wouldn't be who I am today.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:40 AM (EmhqX)

184 170 I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (yrol0)

There are different interest rates depending on your sexual preferences?

Posted by: Emmie at June 20, 2022 11:40 AM (6RgRK)

185 177 Defender ehh?
Screening every second trying to catch some off-color humor a mumble mumble comment that if you squint hard enough sounds just like "N-Bomb" or whatever.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (EUDgV)

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Considering her politics, yeah, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:40 AM (LvTSG)

186 CNN calls bullshit on Schiffless

https://tinyurl.com/bddyjt34

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (yrol0)

187 If any of you guys brag that you were on cable news, I will mock you mercilessly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (44ww/)

188 >>I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

They are taking it in the ass at these Rates!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (Kskoe)

189 Man, I sure do hope Dov Fischer is right when he says,

There is a new Republican Party. We get real conservatives from whom to choose.

We owe Trump so very much for this. He changed the GOP for us, for America. Hopefully, for once and for all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (fQarn)

190 And no, this is not about interviewing that one magic witness. It is the fundamental concept of their entire effort that the American people see through like a windowpane. There are no additional witnesses or documents that can save an enterprise doomed from the start.
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (RHGPo)

I think they have run out of ideas, and can't bring themselves to the logical next step, whatever that is

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:42 AM (xhaym)

191 Wait wut I thot blacks were hurt the worst. Dayum from 2020 when blacks were the cause de jeur to today when they are running 5th or 6th place behind the illegal aliens and L G B Q T + people!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (yrol0)

Like every other useful tool, dems threw them under the bus. The back of the bus.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 11:42 AM (nByzo)

192 Almost as ridiculous as the hearings themselves are the parade of Never Trumpers preaching how this is the BIGGEST THING EVER!!!!

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Huh! You'd think the public would care about it more. If only we weren't so stupid!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2022 11:42 AM (sVtYq)

193 190 I think they have run out of ideas, and can't bring themselves to the logical next step, whatever that is
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:42 AM (xhaym)

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What else do they have? The economy?

Midterms are generally not kind to the parties of a first term president. It's made all the worse when gas jumps in price by more than 100% in about a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (LvTSG)

194 I am going to start referring to myself as a progressive. All true progressives believe what I believe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (wsAlI)

195 >>I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

They are taking it in the ass at these Rates!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (Kskoe)

They can't figure out who to blow to get a decent rate.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (nByzo)

196 >>Like every other useful tool, dems threw them under the bus.

The Argument of Utility makes Tools of us, ALL.

Posted by: iKant at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (Kskoe)

197 There is a new Republican Party. We get real conservatives from whom to choose.

We owe Trump so very much for this. He changed the GOP for us, for America. Hopefully, for once and for all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (fQarn)

Did he forget about the Oz endorsement?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (3jSxb)

198 187 If any of you guys brag that you were on cable news, I will mock you mercilessly.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 11:41 AM (44ww/)

Would you believe -- Public Access?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not Don Adams at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (PiwSw)

199 175 We should hold them all to these promises and make them stumble when they don't work out.

Swing > Stumble

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (89T5c)

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Fly > Swing > Stumble

Giva a man a helicopter ride, and he'll fly for an hour. Give a man half a helicopter ride, and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (P69fT)

200 Philadelphia had a Juneteeth parade yesterday

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (a1rDq)

201 Schiff is king of going on news shows and making gigantic claims then delivering nothing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (llsW/)

202 197 Did he forget about the Oz endorsement?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (3jSxb)

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I still get the feeling that Oz is going to be another Tommy Tubberville. A backbencher that does what he's told. It's mostly just a question of if he does what Trump (who endorsed him and got him over the primary line) or McConnell (who endorsed his opponent).

Of course, he's got to win the general, first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

203 200 Philadelphia had a Juneteeth parade yesterday
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (a1rDq)

"...and then the murders began"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (/EuRN)

204 177 >>>My sister is a public defender and apparently has to watch body cam footage all the time. She's mostly bored by them because it's two seconds of something and then hours of nothing.

Defender ehh?
Screening every second trying to catch some off-color humor a mumble mumble comment that if you squint hard enough sounds just like "N-Bomb" or whatever.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (EUDgV)
Mrs. E reminds me to 'behave, be careful, and come home.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (0OP+5)

205 Almost as ridiculous as the hearings themselves are the parade of Never Trumpers preaching how this is the BIGGEST THING EVER!!!!

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It's the opening of Al Capone's vault of our time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (FVME7)

206 Sorry to off O/T, but I have a question for HVAC-competent morons.

I will be having company in a couple of weeks and they like things a *lot* warmer than I do. To keep myself from being miserable, I want to block the registers in their rooms. I know this is reported as possibly having bad consequences (increased pressure and humidity, which could cause issues in the heat exchanger), but I don't how serious it is. I would be blocking 3 vents in one path (upstairs) and 1 vent in the other path (downstairs), which would leave 8 unblocked upstairs and five downstairs. All of the blocked registers would be at or near the head of the chain (closest to the blower), with everything downstream still open.

Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (WWh8n)

207 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

What about Mo Brooks?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (3jSxb)

208 Philadelphia had a Juneteeth parade yesterday
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (a1rDq)
================
Were the rainbow Mummers (the Hummers) welcome to parade?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (fQarn)

209 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV)

210 >>If any of you guys brag that you were on cable news, I will mock you mercilessly.

I used to do overnights at a Public Radio Station and occasionally had to start up NPR for the day.

Mostly I was resposible for pulling the Feed and putting it on R2R.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (Kskoe)

211 Stupid, and no point. This already happens. There's a porno producer (mostly gay stuff, IIRC) who uses his sets and equipment (big houses with pools, cameras, lighting, etc.) to shoot cheap and low-quality - but profitable - direct-to-video/direct-to-streaming family movies.

Dont sit on the couch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2022 11:35 AM (89T5c)

This is the story of David DeCoteau

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (V6f9+)

212 >>What about Mo Brooks?

He''s getting his poop pushed in.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)

213 The Argument of Utility makes Tools of us, ALL.
Posted by: iKant at June 20, 2022 11:43 AM (Kskoe)

The margin is where it is at, you know.

Posted by: Karl Menger at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (xhaym)

214 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

I look at it as Cruz endorsed his opponent who embraced that endorsement.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (3jSxb)

215 No joke, June 19th is when the Rosenbergs were executed, that should be a national holiday. Call it Traitor's day and hang communists in effigy as a celebration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (llsW/)

216 There are different interest rates depending on your sexual preferences?

Well, interest definitely rises for pedos near elementary schools.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (/NCI4)

217 I bet the roaring economy saves the Democrats this fall. That, plus the world peace we've given America.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (fQarn)

218 Apparently Disney owns the Discovery channel as well...every commercial for Discovery+ is nothing but gay, drag, pedo shit.
Posted by: FriscoYoda

Why is it that "family friendly" channels are more depraved than PornGub?

Sure PornGub is more graphic... but they are not constantly plugging to little kids what 98% of the population has no interest in.... at least that is what I heard...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 20, 2022 11:47 AM (EUDgV)

219 I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 11:36 AM (yrol0)
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Oh, piss off. High rates will make housing less affordable for everyone - which is why prices will come down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (WWh8n)

220 All I know is, after they hit for the cycle, they better go for two.

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (ysxG0)

221 207 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (LvTSG)

What about Mo Brooks?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (3jSxb)

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The pulling of the endorsement? When Brooks had collapsed from a near front-runner to third place? And then Trump endorsed no one else? I can get it. It's not what I would have done or would have wanted, but it's understandable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

222 Philadelphia had a Juneteeth parade yesterday
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (a1rDq)

"...and then the murders began"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

One Killed, 3 Injured (Including One Officer) at D.C. Juneteenth Event

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Who coulda seen that coming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (FVME7)

223 According to some the donks are only raising prices in the name of equality. They will make us pay as much as possible, and subsidize the "poo-ah" hence achieve equality.
And they will move the innercity into the suburbs, so that you will pay for their kids to steal and disrupt, then they'll riot about unequal income.

Serious;y they think that's the way to go. A woman in the next town is trying to move Trenton to the burbs...but of course, only after her kids are out of schools. Bitch

Posted by: CN at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (ONvIw)

224
And here I thought that Nanzi had moved the shuttlecock from the third chukka to the second balk ... hmm, shows what I know ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (ZvxPV)

225 Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

AOP would know.....

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (arJlL)

226 Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:45 AM (WWh8n)

Don't know if this will help, but I routinely block three vents...one in each spare bedroom and the one in my bathroom. In five years it's never caused a problem.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (cTCuP)

227 219 Oh, piss off. High rates will make housing less affordable for everyone - which is why prices will come down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (WWh8n)

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Deflation! It's even worse than inflation!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (LvTSG)

228 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV)

Pick any recent graduating class

Posted by: Karl Menger at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (xhaym)

229 Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?

TBH, I'd tell them to put on a sweater.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:50 AM (/NCI4)

230 >>>What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV)

Quims

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 20, 2022 11:50 AM (QYPq3)

231 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

I think Trump endorsed Katie Britt or did he pull that endorsement too?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:50 AM (3jSxb)

232 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

A sneer.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:50 AM (/NCI4)

233 OFF Austrian sock!!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (xhaym)

234 A Sleeve.

"Yesterday I encountered a sleeve of elitist snots."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (/EuRN)

235 232 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

A sneer.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:50 AM (/NCI4)

***golfclap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (BgMrQ)

236 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench

A delusion of elitist snots?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (FVME7)

237 Apparently Disney owns the Discovery channel as well

Nah, Warner Brothers, but there's not a lot of daylight between the companies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (llsW/)

238 Deflation! It's even worse than inflation!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (LvTSG)

That's what she said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (4I/2K)

239 >>Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?

I hope you meant a Few Days...
guests should never stay for weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (Kskoe)

240 AOP would know.....
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (arJlL)

I read this as AOC and was really confused for a second.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (DgWEj)

241 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (WWh8n)

242
Quims
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

AoSHQ Style Guide stands firmly behind "mewling quims".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (ZvxPV)

243 >>What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

A Smug.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (Kskoe)

244 I hope you meant a Few Days...
guests should never stay for weeks.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (Kskoe)
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LOL. Weeks. I am looking forward to it. They're very good guests.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (WWh8n)

245 Any word on how Biden is doing after running into Putin's Gravity Hike?

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (U1eOr)

246 "Sorry to off O/T, but I have a question for HVAC-competent morons.
"

You should be OK with what you have planned.

Will it effect air flow and heat exchange?

Will you, your guests and the system survive?
Yep.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (1n+EO)

247 >>The pulling of the endorsement? When Brooks had collapsed from a near front-runner to third place? And then Trump endorsed no one else? I can get it. It's not what I would have done or would have wanted, but it's understandable.

Why? Why is Mo Brook better than Katie Britt?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)

248 >>This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D

She can stay for 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (Kskoe)

249 She can stay for 3 weeks.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (Kskoe)

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Yes. And pro tip - keep it cold!

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (U1eOr)

250 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (WWh8n)

*tweet* *tosses flag* Backfield in motion! 5-yard penalty and replay the down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (4I/2K)

251 239 >>Is this actually a bad idea and I should suck it up and deal with it for a few weeks, or is it okay to block them for a month or so?

I hope you meant a Few Days...
guests should never stay for weeks.
Posted by: garrett

Houseguests are like fish.
They start to smell after two days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (7tvq4)

252 David Brooks is a 90-pound geek who knows as much about football as he knows about politics. Which is, NOTHING!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (W+kMI)

253 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:51 AM (WWh8n)
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She's good for a grand slam!

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (fQarn)

254 I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard
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Never mind that...I'm having a hard time getting plane reservations. Something must be done! I will bring the full force of my department to bear.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (ym/da)

255 I think "sneer" gets the win for the collective noun for elites.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (llsW/)

256 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV

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The Senate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (u73oe)

257 247 Why? Why is Mo Brook better than Katie Britt?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)

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I don't think it helps Trump's goal of building personal loyalty if he pulls endorsements months before a primary because of bad polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

258 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:

She's a bit heavy-legged, and I don't want to hear any backtalk from you...specimens.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (/NCI4)

259 If you want to add to the list, the USA Today has been quietly removing articles from one of its "reporters" Gabriela Miranda, who was falsely quoting individuals and in some instances outright inventing sources.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (eh1Wg)

260 Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

I guess LGBTQWERTY is the new "women and children" for the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (llsW/)

261 Houseguests are like fish.
They start to smell after two days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 11:53 AM (7tvq4)

Hey!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (nByzo)

262 >>She's a bit heavy-legged

She doesn't skip leg day.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (Kskoe)

263 247 >>The pulling of the endorsement? When Brooks had collapsed from a near front-runner to third place? And then Trump endorsed no one else? I can get it. It's not what I would have done or would have wanted, but it's understandable.

Why? Why is Mo Brook better than Katie Britt?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)

***looks at seating chart***

Mr. ... Mr. Hart!

Why is Mo Brooks better than Katie Britt???

Posted by: zombie Professor Kingsfield at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (BgMrQ)

264 Sweaty mens playing football! Loved it!

Posted by: David 'Antoine Meriweather' Brooks at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (4I/2K)

265 Beautiful day at the beach!

Posted by: Lazy Government Worker at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (YgYwM)

266 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely," per this new ABC/Ipsos poll

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This surprises me because I thought 10% of the population were pure f'ing nuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (FVME7)

267 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV

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The Senate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (u73oe)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (nByzo)

268
I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

Getting pink lined, are they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (ZvxPV)

269 If you want to add to the list, the USA Today has been quietly removing articles

"Top quality fact checkers, we rely on them!"
--Facebook

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (llsW/)

270 I don't think it helps Trump's goal of building personal loyalty if he pulls endorsements months before a primary because of bad polls.

Agree. It's just makes him look opportunistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (/NCI4)

271 266 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely," per this new ABC/Ipsos poll

I can smell the tears from here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (mShwQ)

272 Whatever the Lame Stream Media says, usually the opposite is true.

Total Clown World.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (R/m4+)

273 Deflation! It's even worse than inflation!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 11:49 AM (LvTSG)

Oh, no. The current model for economics is to be terrified of liquidity traps, and that everything must be sacrificed to avoid that.
Deflation is part of that, but it is because the theory thinks people hoard money in preference to goods, waiting for the price to go to zero, or something.
This is because Keynesian don't consider time preference as being important

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (xhaym)

274 Sweaty mens playing football! Loved it!
Posted by: David 'Antoine Meriweather' Brooks

But the cheerleaders?

"hated it!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (llsW/)

275 241 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D
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Hel-lo-o-o-o nurse!!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (W+kMI)

276 Mo Brooks made a comment at a rally, words to the effect of how we need to "move on" from the stolen election.
I don't think he intended it like it sounded, but it was bad enough for DJT to pull his endorsement.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (jTmQV)

277 >>I don't think it helps Trump's goal of building personal loyalty if he pulls endorsements months before a primary because of bad polls.

You're assuming that's why he pulled his endorsement. It isn't.

There is no single bigger issue than election integrity. None.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)

278 She's a bit heavy-legged, and I don't want to hear any backtalk from you...specimens.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (/NCI4)

#thickthighssavelives

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (BgMrQ)

279 A drapery.

"During his tenure at the Bureau, James Comey introduced a drapery of elitist snots to the Oval Office."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (/EuRN)

280 Joe Mannix, is the company paying you rent? My house, my thermostat. If you don't like it I can point you to a nice hotel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (wsAlI)

281 268
I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

What in the hell does your sexual status have to do with mortgage rates? It's hitting everyone, not just them. Crap clickbait articles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (mShwQ)

282 Joe Buck ought to be looking over his shoulder, with David Brooks coming up his rear.

Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2022 11:58 AM (Ti+Tv)

283 Joe Mannix, is the company paying you rent? My house, my thermostat. If you don't like it I can point you to a nice hotel.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (wsAlI)
++++
No, they are my guests. And I will compromise on temperature, but I know they like it warmer and want to be a good host. Blocking registers is a nice compromise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:58 AM (WWh8n)

284 256 What's the word for a group of elitist snots?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:46 AM (eGTCV

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The Senate.
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Yes!!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 11:58 AM (W+kMI)

285 Mo Brooks voting record since 2011 is solid and his 2020 vote against continued pandemic aid seals the deal for me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 11:58 AM (3jSxb)

286 Ohhhh, FJB didn't consider the impact on LGBTQ, BIPOC underrepresented minorities with his shitty policies?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 11:59 AM (wsAlI)

287
I can smell the tears from here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Get 'cher resumes out there, Tater!

The best servicing corners are disappearing fast ... IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 11:59 AM (ZvxPV)

288 266 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely," per this new ABC/Ipsos poll
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Wow, that many?

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 11:59 AM (G0vdT)

289 Is Tater still employed?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:59 AM (eGTCV)

290 She's a bit heavy-legged, and I don't want to hear any backtalk from you...specimens.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (/NCI4)

#thickthighssavelives
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 20, 2022 11:57 AM (BgMrQ)

#chubbykneesplease

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (4I/2K)

291 Wow, that many?
Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2022 11:59 AM (G0vdT)
++++
Sounds about right. The hardcore base.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (WWh8n)

292 Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely,"

Still better ratings than CNN+

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (llsW/)

293 Borrow from the crows...a "murder".

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (cTCuP)

294 What in the hell does your sexual status have to do with mortgage rates? It's hitting everyone, not just them. Crap clickbait articles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Maybe they have crappy credit scores.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (IcyNP)

295 292 Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely,"

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So...how big is the retired population that leaves the TV on all day without looking at what's there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

296 David Brooks is one of those guys who when they're young, they can't wait to get old. He's about my age, but I remember when we were like 35 and he looked 50 and I still looked like I did in HS.

He should have lost whatever credibility he had when he made the "creased pants" remark.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (mR6Gs)

297 Just got back from a week at my cabin. It was nice to have zero phone and internet and just do things like fishing, scouting deer stand areas etc. plinking at some targets etc. Looks like the world still sucks, the press still sucks, the left still sucks and the economy sucks and is getting suckier. Biden still sucks and rides a bike like Hunter rides a niece and sister in-law. I want to go back up. I can see the draw of living off the grid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (U7BS4)

298 I never realized it before but the photoshop monkey up top is strongly reminiscent of John Cornyn.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (fQarn)

299 266 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely," per this new ABC/Ipsos poll

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This surprises me because I thought 10% of the population were pure f'ing nuts.
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And how many of that 10% are reporters and political bloggers, and how many are regular citizens?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (W+kMI)

300 Why is Mo Brooks better than Katie Britt???
Posted by: zombie Professor Kingsfield at June 20, 2022 11:55 AM (BgMrQ)

Mel Brooks > Mo Brooks

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (R/m4+)

301 a drapery of snots

a meme was born today on the hq

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (sJHOI)

302 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:
https://is.gd/2DM63D

Score. Speaking of sports metaphors.

Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (qwO6y)

303 So the swimming governing body has decided that boys cannot compete with girls, but its not really much of a win. Because they still will allow boys to compete with girls, but only if they've been mangled before reaching puberty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (llsW/)

304 Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely,"

But it's a very loud and influential 9%

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (mR6Gs)

305 Still better ratings than CNN+
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (llsW/)
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CNN+ would've gotten there, probably even more, if it had been the only option. CNN+'s problem - and it's a problem shared to a smaller degree by all of the news organizations - is that there's too many of them. The market is already oversaturated and they tried to launch yet another channel. If there was just one communist news outlet, it would have 20% of the people as customers. Sadly for them, there are like a dozen of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (WWh8n)

306 Nobody told the LGBTQ BIPOC minorities that collapsing the economy and relegating them to authoritarian government serfdom is for their benefit in the long run. Authoritarian governments always put gay minority equity as a priority.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (wsAlI)

307 I forgot today was the "official" Juneteenth. I saw mailtrucks running, but the post office and the bank are closed.

Honestly, I think it's a fine American holiday. I want it to grow so big that celebrating emancipation completely deflates the focus on sexual "pride."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (/+bwe)

308 294 Maybe they have crappy credit scores.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (IcyNP)

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How about this for a solution?

Subsidized mortgages for people with bad credit scores? We could bundle them all into incomprehensible balls of financial nonsense that will help us mitigate risk by putting all of the risky things together into one device with no balancing good investments?

It can't go wrong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

309 Brooks Robinson >Mel Brooks >Brooks running shoes > David Brooks

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (sJHOI)

310 Blocking registers is a nice compromise.

An interesting spelling of "motel is right down the street", but I guess I'll allow it.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (W9STA)

311 Pollster: Wait, 0%? Fuck! Just...put it 9%. No one will notice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (u73oe)

312
What in the hell does your sexual status have to do with mortgage rates? It's hitting everyone, not just them. Crap clickbait articles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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This is easy. Statistically, LGBTQLSMFT have poorer credit ratings, thus more difficulty obtaining credit of any kind. That leads to statistical 'disparity', QED, they are victims of discrimination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (AJLeZ)

313
Monkey is assless chaps!

ALL chaps are assless!

But not all monkeys wear them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (ZvxPV)

314 281 268
I can’t win in this market’: Why LGBTQ homebuyers say mortgage rates are hitting them especially hard

What in the hell does your sexual status have to do with mortgage rates? It's hitting everyone, not just them. Crap clickbait articles.
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"Women, minorities, and alphabet people most seriously hit."

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

315 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:

She's a bit heavy-legged, and I don't want to hear any backtalk from you...specimens.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 11:54 AM (/NCI4)

Well she's not Wet Leg heavy but she's got some beef. Good proportions overall, killer smile.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (V6f9+)

316 I never realized it before but the photoshop monkey up top is strongly reminiscent of John Cornyn.

The monkey is thinking "How do I get myself out of this f'd up mess?"

Posted by: Oddbob at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (nfrXX)

317 Mo Brooks made a comment at a rally, words to the effect of how we need to "move on" from the stolen election.
I don't think he intended it like it sounded, but it was bad enough for DJT to pull his endorsement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 11:56 AM (jTmQV)

He did everything he could to attempt to void those votes in the contested states. When the promised evidence was not delivered, there was nothing left he could do except to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (3jSxb)

318 This is easy. Statistically, LGBTQLSMFT have poorer credit ratings, thus more difficulty obtaining credit of any kind. That leads to statistical 'disparity', QED, they are victims of discrimination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (AJLeZ)
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That would surprise me. Every "trans" type I have met in real life is a mid-level professional, usually in tech. That's the group that tends to have some money and unless they're reckless, they have decent credit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (WWh8n)

319 Comment from Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit:

Have you noticed no one is demonstrating at John Roberts house?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (VJSq2)

320 I"m kind of surprised that nobody has mentioned Hillary's decision not to run in '24. Of course it would have been a complete and utter disaster, but still.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:03 PM (/NCI4)

321 If you recall, A&E was initially The Arts & Entertainment network ... like you know recordings of piano concerts and symphony orchestras. Today, it seems to feature min-marathons of "The Secrets of Playboy" and "Intervention" (which I assume is a reality TV show letting viewers wallow vicariously in the misery of drug addicts).

Unless this is all one big performance art piece about societal decay, it would seem the E beat the A quite handily.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (dYe5S)

322 Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely,"

But it's a very loud and influential 9%
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (mR6Gs)

and they're on the goal line, and it's a full count, and the goalie is out of the net

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (sJHOI)

323 And how many of that 10% are reporters and political bloggers, and how many are regular citizens?

Yeah that's exactly what I was wondering. Politicians, staffers of congressmen, family members, reporters, bloggers, etc. Who else? I mean its 29 million people, so assuming the polling is right, that's still a fair number (much, much more than, say, Tater pulls in) but how many are actually just regular citizens?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (llsW/)

324 >>Brooks Robinson >Mel Brooks >Brooks running shoes > David Brooks

And just like that, we are back to sports is better than movies or video game.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (ZLI7S)

325 Several kegs of beer at Boyer park with some young ladies who were more than willing to help us celebrate.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 20, 2022 11:29 AM (EmhqX)

Boyer Park!
Dang. Havent thought of that place in years.
Used to do ROTC exercises there.
Nice place.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (anj39)

326 Unless this is all one big performance art piece about societal decay, it would seem the E beat the A quite handily.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM (dYe5S)
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They didn't mean for it to become one big performance art piece about societal decay, but it may have achieved it regardless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (WWh8n)

327 A Japanese court ruled Monday that the country’s ban on same-sex marriage does not violate the constitution, and rejected demands for compensation by three couples who said their right to free union and equality has been violated.

.. imagine if Japan had won WWII and had Hawaiian judges to contend with.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

328 21 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”
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She would of made the basket but tried to steal instead.
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I find basketball almost as boring as baseball but I might watch a new sport: played on a football field with a basketball; a basket 12 feet up at each end; rules as a combo of basketball and football - the ones that make sense; tackling allowed.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (qfLjt)

329
This is easy. Statistically, LGBTQLSMFT have poorer credit ratings, thus more difficulty obtaining credit of any kind. That leads to statistical 'disparity', QED, they are victims of discrimination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (AJLeZ)

On the other hand "regula"r gay men seem to be big earners, working in many glamour industries while "regular" lesbians tended to have golden credit.
Or at least I remember being told this years ago.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (mR6Gs)

330 River Phoenix > Brooks Robinson >Mel Brooks >Brooks running shoes > David Brooks

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (/NCI4)

331 Hey, at least A&E didn't have Honey Boo Boo, that was The Learning Channel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

332 Only 9% of Americans say they are following the Jan. 6 hearings "very closely,"

Trump is oppressing 91% of the population and denying them basic access to democracy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (wsAlI)

333 There is every reason to feel optimism in the present circumstance.

I offer as proof the times in our history where we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious than the current mess. We have an unbroken record of success, because the participants recognized it as part of our heritage to continue the struggle to ensure the Republic endures.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (KATBx)

334 315 This brunette in a dress has a big smile because she made it to the 99 yard line:

My mind wanders to rodeo metaphors--getting bucked off within eight seconds.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (eGTCV)

335 On the other hand "regula"r gay men seem to be big earners, working in many glamour industries while "regular" lesbians tended to have golden credit.

I have no idea what minimum credit score is needed to finance a new Subaru, but apparently most lesbians qualify.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (W9STA)

336 Brooks Robinson > Mel Brooks > Brooks, Oregon > Brooks running shoes > Brook Trout > David Brooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (llsW/)

337 David Brooks, said that Nancy Pelosi’s J6 committee “has moved the ball from the 95 yard line to the 99 yard line.”

Mangled metaphor aside, what does Brooks mean? The committee has moved what "ball?"
The ball that is Trump in jail?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (mR6Gs)

338 307 I forgot today was the "official" Juneteenth. I saw mailtrucks running, but the post office and the bank are closed.

Honestly, I think it's a fine American holiday. I want it to grow so big that celebrating emancipation completely deflates the focus on sexual "pride."
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Was walking at a Cinci park with dad yesterday afternoon. (Was visiting for Father's Day.) Large & noisy Juneteenth Party going down, meat cooking, trunk stereo blasting, kids hollering, basketball courts in action. Not one rainbow flag or mention being made of "Pride Month".

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (W+kMI)

339 Damn Yankees > River Phoenix > Brooks Robinson >Mel Brooks >Brooks running shoes > David Brooks

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (W9STA)

340 308 294 Maybe they have crappy credit scores.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:00 PM (IcyNP)

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How about this for a solution?

Subsidized mortgages for people with bad credit scores? We could bundle them all into incomprehensible balls of financial nonsense that will help us mitigate risk by putting all of the risky things together into one device with no balancing good investments?

It can't go wrong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
We already did that stupidity back in the 70s with two programs called by numbers 235 and 502.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (0OP+5)

341 24 5 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

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So get in that batter's box and sink that putt!
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I can't, the net is in the way.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (qfLjt)

342 Tennis legend Chris Evert, 67, reveals she's completed chemo treatment for ovarian cancer and has been told she has a 90% chance it will 'never come back' - as she shares how her sister's death from the disease 'saved her life'

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (RHGPo)

343 Yesterday was the Corpus Christi parade through downtown Charleston.

That was nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

344 Brooks Robinson > Mel Brooks > Brooks, Oregon > Brooks running shoes > Brook Trout > David Brooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:06 PM (llsW/)

No Babbling Brook?

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

345 The Jan 6 committee is driving for a grand slam but the republicans are pulling a hat trick and are going to give the democrats a 4th down with only 7 seconds left on the shot clock.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (wsAlI)

346
If you recall, A&E was initially The Arts & Entertainment network ... like you know recordings of piano concerts and symphony orchestras.

My ex-wife and I howled at a high school friend whose Christmas letter spoke of their very young daughters' love for watching old English madrigals on A&E.

Puffery and douchebaggery artfully combined in one sentence ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (ZvxPV)

347 19 It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 20, 2022 11:06 AM (sX1BW)

It's the bottom of the fourth and you're looking at a full court press during a power play with a dogleg right.

I think it's the Dems chance to get the puck in the hoop.
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Nope, they'll sink it in the center pocket.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (qfLjt)

348 343 Yesterday was the Corpus Christi parade through downtown Charleston.

That was nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

That's a hell of a schlep to go parade in another state.

But Texans gonna texan I guess.

(/sarc)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (/EuRN)

349 Clyburn: If Biden Chooses Not to Run in 2024, VP Harris ‘First on My List’

.. from the frying pan to the fire

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:09 PM (RHGPo)

350 The ball that is Trump in jail?
Posted by: JoeF

The ball is to put you in jail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:09 PM (wsAlI)

351 So the producer from ABC got paid to deliver 9% viewership.

Must be a nice gig.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:09 PM (mShwQ)

352 Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2022 12:07 PM (RHGPo)

America's tennis sweetheart was not the innocent little girl people pictured. She liked the fellows IYKWIM.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (3jSxb)

353 I would so love to see kammy hold down the top spot in a general election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (wsAlI)

354 That leads to statistical 'disparity', QED, they are victims of discrimination.

Its kind of like how black crooks keep breaking the kinds of laws that get you put in jail, hence leading to "disproportionate" incarceration rates which is rayciss, according to the dimwitted left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (llsW/)

355 I hope they run CumAla.

She's neck and neck with Hillary on favorability.

Cackle, cackle, shart

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (mShwQ)

356 Clyburn: If Biden Chooses Not to Run in 2024, VP Harris ‘First on My List’

Yeah, because it went so well the last time you intervened to decide who got the Dem presidential nom.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (/NCI4)

357 307 I forgot today was the "official" Juneteenth. I saw mailtrucks running, but the post office and the bank are closed.

Honestly, I think it's a fine American holiday. I want it to grow so big that celebrating emancipation completely deflates the focus on sexual "pride."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2022 12:01 PM (/+bwe)

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The mail trucks were probably doing Amazon deliveries.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 20, 2022 12:10 PM (CAJOC)

358 321 If you recall, A&E was initially The Arts & Entertainment network ... like you know recordings of piano concerts and symphony orchestras. Today, it seems to feature min-marathons of "The Secrets of Playboy" and "Intervention" (which I assume is a reality TV show letting viewers wallow vicariously in the misery of drug addicts).

Unless this is all one big performance art piece about societal decay, it would seem the E beat the A quite handily.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 20, 2022 12:04 PM

I liked it when it first showed up as part of the regular cable package. It was like the best of PBS, but on a regular basis and not just during fundraising. Its bowdlerized English dub of the movie "Babette's Feast" intrigued me; I sought out the subtitled original (aka with Christian allusions and philosophy intact).

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (/+bwe)

359 28 Brooks just likes the creases in Pelosi's pants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2022 11:12 AM (63Dwl)
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And there I thought those were skin wrinkles ..... bad boy!

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (qfLjt)

360 Over the air channels like ION carry court tv and other crime stories. ION has 7 subchannels in some areas.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (7EjX1)

361 Chris Everet has ovaries?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (wsAlI)

362 327 A Japanese court ruled Monday that the country’s ban on same-sex marriage does not violate the constitution, and rejected demands for compensation by three couples who said their right to free union and equality has been violated.

.. imagine if Japan had won WWII and had Hawaiian judges to contend with.
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If Japan had won WW II the Hawaiian judges would have been beheaded for daring to cross the dictates from the Imperial Capitol. Some people really don't know how good they have it.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (W+kMI)

363 345 The Jan 6 committee is driving for a grand slam but the republicans are pulling a hat trick and are going to give the democrats a 4th down with only 7 seconds left on the shot clock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (wsAlI)

Thats a sticky wicket!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yrol0)

364 The Jan 6 committee is driving for a grand slam but the republicans are pulling a hat trick and are going to give the democrats a 4th down with only 7 seconds left on the shot clock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (wsAlI)

Thats a sticky wicket!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yrol0)

Oi, mate!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (4I/2K)

365 I wonder if life insurance companies can use honest actuarial analysis for, say, transsexuals. I don't believe trannies could ever be insured if they do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (eGTCV)

366 nood

Trannys

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (hHtH0)

367 361 Chris Everet has ovaries?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (wsAlI)

I don't know.

I'm not a tennis scholar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (/EuRN)

368 The Republicans are screwed. Might as well punt on strike two.

Posted by: Here We Go Again at June 20, 2022 12:12 PM (W9STA)

369 I'm so old I remember when AandE focused on Arts and Entertainment.

Their ratings might go up if their programming returned to roots.

A reality Cop show might be a channel-propper but it still stinks that the programming it used to carry is replaced by reality schlock.

Posted by: Sarahw at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (g1vnC)

370 ++++
That would surprise me. Every "trans" type I have met in real life is a mid-level professional, usually in tech. That's the group that tends to have some money and unless they're reckless, they have decent credit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I understand that, but at the more common every day level, that is not the case. They just are not stable members of the community. That isn't a judgment on my part, it's just the reality, and social measures indicate that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (XBf3S)

371 That's a sticky wicket!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yrol0)

Careful now, when it comes to the British, the sillier the phrase, the greater the danger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (44ww/)

372 Honestly, I think it's a fine American holiday

I think its a ridiculous and lame holiday. We should have emancipation day, not "this is the last group to hear the news and called it something ignorant" day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (llsW/)

373 America's tennis sweetheart was not the innocent little girl people pictured. She liked the fellows IYKWIM.

I confess to impure thoughts as a yoot.

Interestingly, Wiki has this:
The Evert–Navratilova rivalry was a tennis rivalry in the 1970s and 1980s between Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova, widely regarded as two of the greatest tennis players of all time.

Not the greatest female players of all time, just the greatest. Sure, Wiki. I'm sure they'd have eaten Bjorn Borg alive.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (/NCI4)

374 The Jan 6 committee is driving for a grand slam but the republicans are pulling a hat trick and are going to give the democrats a 4th down with only 7 seconds left on the shot clock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2022 12:08 PM (wsAlI)

Thats a sticky wicket!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yrol0)

Par for the course

Posted by: 7man at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (qwO6y)

375 >>The Jan 6 committee is driving for a grand slam but the republicans are pulling a hat trick and are going to give the democrats a 4th down with only 7 seconds left on the shot clock.

Maybe they will roll their 12 sided dice and then grab a ladder or a mystical gremlin will magically appear and save the day!

Go outside and play sports. You don't want to end up like garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2022 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)

376
Clyburn: If Biden Chooses Not to Run in 2024, VP Harris ‘First on My List’

.. from the frying pan to the fire
Posted by: SMOD

Your days as kingmaker are over, you lackwit. Go back to your court mandated "majority minority" House district and maximize your garnering of graft and groom who will be your successor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (ZvxPV)

377 Joe Biden is angry that Americans are complaining.
Sky News Australia
https://youtu.be/RqGsBFVrVjQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

378 Cackle, cackle, Shart
I thought that was a Fart
I

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2022 12:15 PM (mShwQ)

379 Deflation! It's even worse than inflation!
_______________

Bob Dole has got something for that!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (fs1hN)

380
At 0.5% rates, you don't have to make a profit at all - so long as you started when the rates were higher. You don't even need to break even.

Until, horror of horrors, rates go *up.* Then you get monkey-hammered and go bankrupt immediately because you're not running a real business, you're running a zombie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2022 11:38 AM (WWh8n)

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Yes. I've been saying for years that artificially low interest rates have allowed this woke shit to happen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2022 12:16 PM (cMXNt)

381 42 "... back to cable..."
Ok, I think I've found your problem.
Seriously, who still subscribes to cable?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 20, 2022 11:15 AM (5a91s)
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Well I do. I get my wired phone and high speed Internet that way. Phone is about $20 pm compared to ~$100 for a POTS line. My Internet speed is around 20-30 Mbps, about 20-30 times an old DSL line would do. If I paid more I could get 200 Mbps but I don't need that. Now the TV service I do have to drop as all I watch is hockey and the occasional movie.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:19 PM (qfLjt)

382 50 I saw Rodeo & Funeral open for Roy Clark in '88 at Gilley's

I only stayed for about 8 seconds.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2022 11:16 AM (kXYt5)
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That's what happens when you tell your wife that her sister is hotter.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:22 PM (qfLjt)

383 How about those....local sports team

David Brooks

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 20, 2022 12:28 PM (HwPcV)

384 I'm reminded of another time A&E cancelled its best show for a stupid reason. This would be 20 years ago when "Nero Wolfe," its highest-rated show that was all set to start a third season, got cancelled. Why? Because of a new CEO who decided reality TV was the future and threw away everything A&E had to go all-in on reality TV. Wouldn't even give any of their current shows a chance to compete with new reality series offerings. Just straight-up cancelled them all regardless of how good they were (and "Nero Wolfe" was *very* good) or how well they were doing.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at June 20, 2022 12:29 PM (Lhm5y)

385 23 Brooks is the elitist jackass who mocked someone for not know the fancy name for a sandwich, isn't he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 20, 2022 11:11 AM (eGTCV)
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What, watercress sandwiches have a name?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:30 PM (qfLjt)

386 371 That's a sticky wicket!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2022 12:11 PM (yrol0)

Careful now, when it comes to the British, the sillier the phrase, the greater the danger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 12:13 PM (44ww/)
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You're looking at me aren't you?

Posted by: Silly Mid-on at Lords Cricket Ground at June 20, 2022 12:36 PM (qfLjt)

387 "In a story published June 9, 2022, about the purchase of Spanish-language radio stations, The Associated Press erroneously identified a woman as Martha Flores, former host of a show on Radio Mambi in Miami, one of the stations in the proposed deal. Flores died in 2020. The woman’s identity was unclear but she attended an event expressing concern with the sale held by a coalition called the Assembly of the Cuban Resistance."

To be fair, all Hispanic women look alike to the AP.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at June 20, 2022 01:04 PM (xi3bI)

388 Philadelphia had a Juneteeth parade yesterday
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 20, 2022 11:44 AM (a1rDq)

Our town, next to Fen's location, also had a Juneteent Parade. Sure ain't the same town it was when we moved into our house in 1974. Still semi rural, but there are pockets.....

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