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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/22)
Quote I "Every joke has a victim. That’s the definition of a joke. Someone or something or an idea is made to look ridiculous.” Rowan Atkinson
Quote IIt You know what? This is the don’t pee on my shoe and tell me it’s raining. What the f**k are you talking about? He doesn’t have a right to an opinion and it’s obviously not his right to do so. Bill Maher
Quote III “My dysphoria was definitely triggered by this online community. I never thought about my gender or had a problem with being a girl before going on Tumblr.”Helena Kerschner
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TRANS RULE Swimming BANS trans athletes from women’s races as ex-Team GB star Sharron Davies praises ‘fairness’ of decision TRANS swimmers have been banned from competing in women's races following a rule change designed to protect female athletes. Global swimming regulator Fina says the move will make women’s swimming fairer and “protect the rights of our athletes to compete”.
Hey Germany! How is the planet saving measures working out?
BERLIN—Germany will restart coal-fired power plants and offer incentives for companies to curb natural gas consumption, marking a new step in the economic war between Europe and Russia. Berlin unveiled the measures Sunday after Russia cut gas supplies to Europe last week as it punched back against European sanctions and military support for Ukraine. The steps, part of a broader strategy initiated after the invasion of Ukraine, aim to reduce gas consumption and divert gas deliveries to storage facilities to ensure that the country has enough reserves to get through the winter.
When I read the Headline I thought, TFB I read the story and still thought, TFB!
US prison workers produce $11B worth of goods and services for ‘little to no pay at all’ Despite producing nearly $11 billion worth of goods and services each year, incarcerated workers in the U.S. earn an average of just between 13 cents and 52 cents per hour across the country, according to a new report. A new American Civil Liberties Union report published Wednesday said that wages are low, and that in most cases the government takes up to 80 percent of the pay for room and board, court costs, restitution and other fees, including the construction and maintenance of prisons.
I'm fresh out of Give-A-Fvcks to pass out.
This sure cracks me up..............
New Hampshire distillery turns invasive crabs into whiskey
Mayor Pete Buttplug waves his magic wand.
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that the federal government may take action against airlines on consumers’ behalf amid numerous flight cancellations in recent weeks, including more than 2,000 that were canceled on Saturday and Sunday morning. “That is happening to a lot of people, and that is exactly why we are paying close attention here to what can be done and how to make sure that the airlines are delivering,” Buttigieg said on Saturday, saying that he met with airline industry leaders late last week.
My oh my, aren't we fortunate.
Hillary Clinton ruled out another run for the White House in 2024, saying a third bid is “out of the question.” The former secretary of state and onetime first lady told the Financial Times in a highly sympathetic interview published Friday she expects President Joe Biden to run for re-election. But with his plunging approval numbers, some Democrats have hinted that the party needs a fresh face in two years. But it won’t be Clinton. “No, out of the question,” she said. “First of all, I expect Biden to run. He certainly intends to run. It would be very disruptive to challenge that.”
This won't even make it to committee let alone a floor vote. The need for publicity.
New legislation would clip the wings of Climate Czar John Kerry. Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas has introduced a bill that would ground Kerry, who has spent the Biden administration jetting around the world to protest the use of fossil fuels. The legislation is called the “No Taxpayer Funding For Climate Zealots Advancing Radical Schemes Act” or No Taxpayer Funding for CZARS Act
On this day: June 19, 2013 - Slim Whitman
Slim Whitman the American country music and western music singer/songwriter and instrumentalist died aged 90. Known for his yodeling abilities and his smooth high octave falsetto, he sold in excess of 120 million records during his career. Michael Jackson cited Whitman as one of his ten favorite vocalists and Beatle George Harrison cited Whitman as an early influence. Paul McCartney credited a poster of Whitman with giving him the idea of playing his guitar left-handed with his guitar strung the opposite way to a right-handed player's. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: June 19, 1950 - Ann Wilson
Ann Wilson, from American rock band Heart who scored the 1987 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Alone'. Heart has sold over 35 million records worldwide. via thisdayinmusic.com
BARRE — A family is facing charges in which the son is accused of assaulting two people and forcing his way into their home in Woodbury and then fleeing only to be found later at his parents’ home in Hardwick, where his father is accused of trying to assault Vermont State Police troopers with an excavator and his mother is accused of impeding the investigation. Wayne Tallman, 52, of Hardwick, pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Caledonia County criminal court in St. Johnsbury to felony counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer by threatening them with a deadly weapon and impeding a public officer and misdemeanor counts of resisting arrest and reckless endangerment. If convicted, Tallman faces a maximum sentence of 11 years in prison. He was ordered held without bail at Northeast Correctional Complex in St. Johnsbury. Brandon Tallman, 24, of Elmore, pleaded not guilty by video Wednesday in Washington County criminal court in Barre to felony counts of aggravated assault and burglary into an occupied dwelling and misdemeanor counts of simple assault and unlawful mischief. If convicted, Brandon Tallman faces a maximum sentence of 41 years and six months in prison. He was released to the custody of his mother, Amy Tallman. Amy Tallman, 48, also of Hardwick, has been cited for impeding an officer. She is scheduled to appear in court in St. Johnsbury on Aug. 20 to answer the charge.
'Most Heartwarming Story of the Day': Dog Lost for a Week Found Yelping at Bottom of Pit in Nat'l Park
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:16 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: wing at June 19, 2022 10:16 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Msys3)
Feelz once again curb stomped by reality.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Best version was in the film The Commitments. Holy balls they killed it. jus' sayin'. And I just heard it on my playlist.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Except Kamala Harris made her bones by keeping innocent people incarcerated so that they could work as slave labor.
Posted by: JSchuler at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (g69k+)
Simplistically, this means every other person you deal with in your everyday life is on the wrong side of those curves!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (0OP+5)
That video with Paul Joseph Watson describing the conquest of an Italian town by African migrants is a grim portrait of the future of the American southwest.
How long before African migrants are conquering towns in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Sandy at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (62BOJ)
Happy Father's Day to moron dads out there and may your dads be of blessed memory
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (hAnpH)
or Chile, Argentina.
Eh. Definitely arid climate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Feelz once again curb stomped by reality.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Reality can be a bitch, eh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Red Man at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
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That's only half the equation. The prices the prisoners must pay for stuff is outrageous! Or would be if they weren't felons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (62BOJ)
Yeah, he should take his wand and shove it up...er, wait.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Conor at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
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You know who else thought that sheer will could overcome any physical obstacle?
*holds toothbrush under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)
We have more guns and grit than EU countries, with the noted exception of Poland and Hungary.
But our stupid politicians can't even figure out a new people vote for their people, not the politicians that let them in. See Barbarian invasions. It is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)
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Yep. It's highway robbery! Oh, wait....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Apple bought the rights to prevent it from ever being shown on regular tv but they extended those rights this year to keep anyone from ever doing the kids play now too.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:26 PM (BvX7g)
I know how those cops feel. They tried to kill me with a forklift.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (vrz2I)
Old woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)
*holds toothbrush under nose*
Posted by: Cicero
Sounds like a good plot for a motivational movie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0)
A General Strike by all US Airlines would be something unpleasant.
Not too many extra airline pilots hanging around with valid medical tickets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Cats who would snuggle against me, and start purring, despite the fact that this gave them no advantage at all.
Cats who would nestle against me, again despite the fact that this would not given them any advantage at all.
This is not what I have now. Oh, GOD, the thing is demanding attention again. Later, folks, and good night.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 10:28 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
And it works! Chasten and me have two kids now!
Posted by: Pete Buttgiger at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
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We do have a shitload of newcAfghan refugees who are supposed to be quick studies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (vrz2I)
Lucky you.
Posted by: St Pancake at June 19, 2022 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Iris at June 19, 2022 10:33 PM (foa6+)
*chews unlit cigar and squints*
Posted by: Joe Putin at June 19, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (oTZbj)
If the jobs are going to pay better, let's give them to people who aren't running around victimizing the innocent.
I had a coworker who made financial sacrifices to help her two children get through college. When she found out that incarcerated felons could take online college classes for courtesy of the taxpayers, she was not happy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
Life is good.
And, best part today, at a Father's Day gathering my 11 year old grand-son was discussing some school activities in such a clear and lucid manner that even I was impressed.
Of course this was immediately followed by him throwing his younger brother into the pool, so...
Hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
How is that even possible?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
Well he's ba-ha-ha-ha-had. He's nationwide.
Posted by: ZZ Hungarian at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
Not too many extra airline pilots hanging around with valid medical tickets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Wasn't me I think you meant to respond to, but ain't no magic wand gonna make airplanes fly no matter what that bf'ing sodomite thinks or says. They've made the mess with their stupid rules, now they're reaping the fallout.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)
How is that even possible?!?"
Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
The amusing thing is that 20 years ago everyone would publicly agree with this.
But...give the left even a little bit of power and suddenly comedy is only allowed when targeted at certain people....
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Pete Buttgiger
The verb "to have" doesn't mean what you think it means!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Groom the Survivors.
Posted by: Democrats 2022 at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (TKZuJ)
How is that even possible?!?"
Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
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Somehow I'm picturing one of them with a goatee, having traveled here from an evil mirror universe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)
The government: We are going to make all you pilots get the clot shot.
The government later: How dare all you pilots get sick after we made you get the clot shot.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
TRANS swimmers have been banned from competing in women's races following a rule change designed to protect female athletes.
Global swimming regulator Fina says the move will make women’s swimming fairer and “protect the rights of our athletes to compete”.
Maybe they could define M>F trannies as whales, and allow whalers to harpoon them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (afrJM)
How is that even possible?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
I believe he has two hashes for some reason. He might have said last week.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)
How is that even possible?!?"
Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
Ja, I mean Yep
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nerdygirl
We're gonna rob banks till we're rich or get caught...either way, we're set for life.
Posted by: Gale and Evell Snoats at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
Its the haves versus the have nots!
Posted by: A poster with only one hash at June 19, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)
Did you finish that conversation and ask who your friend is going to vote for moving forward?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
Re: Quote III
Have I ever said this here? I said this somewhere.
Parents would do well to simply teach their kids that the internet, much like film and television and books and vidya games, is simply pretend. It would be best to teach them that as a general rule. Teach them where one may find factual information the same way one teaches them that the local news or a history book is factual while everything else is fiction. An impressionable child is better off becoming a cynical skeptic than an easily led lemming.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (uQIma)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2022 10:41 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: A poster with only one hash at June 19, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)
If you're nice to him, maybe Miklos will let you go havesies with him....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
One time, I wished that I had a watermelon. I closed my eyes tight and wished out loud. And there it was, just a rolling down the sidewalk!
Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)
Chet Atkins, 'I Still Can't Say Goodbye'
Honestly, It's hard for me to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (r0Wry)
Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (uQIma)
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We taught them the first rule of mass media consumption: ALL LIES.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Ah...the link: https://tinyurl.com/mts763m4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (r0Wry)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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That kind of magical thinking is one of the main reasons why the country is in such bad shape these days...It's the standard operating procedure of the Left.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (vrz2I)
https://tinyurl.com/pauwwdva
My work is done.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (afrJM)
How is that even possible?!?
Posted by: 18-1
Different hashes.
And I think neither one is just "Miklos" because the sock-list-maker picks the most-used nickname for a hash, and I'm not sure he uses any nic more than once.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Who is a good owner? You are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
'your cat, is a very very very fine cat...'
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (/Y9Tr)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)
I mean he is changing the world...
But that's def good news. Welcome to the sane side of the conversation!
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: fd
Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
That is a glorious thing Megthered. Maybe we will see a lot more of that.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (vrz2I)
"You keep using that nic. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (6RgRK)
I ask, "What took.them so long?" We'll probably have many times that number voting here.
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (9+eKa)
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (z9V4B)
Well said Robert, but you might want to add that anything a teacher says to them is not always gospel truth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)
If her lips move, she's lying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (afrJM)
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (z9V4B)
A nice hard whack should do it!
Posted by: Tonya at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (m0zqP)
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)
And Saints tickets.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 10:52 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
Except on Sundays?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Transitioning clearly causes irreparable harm to the kids that get pushed into it. Organizations like the APA push kids into it. When things inevitably go pear shaped? Well they just wash their hands of it all. They'll say, "Well they knew what they were getting into. Not our problem." Simply put, they need to be made to pay. Legislatures need to make it simpler for organizations like that to get their asses sued. Lie through your teeth, mutilate kids and make them infertile? Their need to be serious consequences for that.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (THHLY)
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
BeckChas, you are an even faster learner than I thought possible!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
The movie was better than the tv show. Because Kristy Swanson.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Cotton was a Mather, of the New England Mathers, I believe.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Her track record in that regard is outstanding.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (/Y9Tr)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)
And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (THHLY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)
Hrothgar's Rule applies to some "preachers" even on Sunday, and to teachers seven days a week!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Megthered
Ever watch Scrubs?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)
It was just a part of Joss Whedon's harem operation.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)
Mrs D is into various shows.
Buffy is the current one.
I spend a lot of time the garage.
The only thing I can see is this is pron with clothes on.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)
And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
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And a Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)
Scrubs is amazing. I quote that constantly! The one when dr cox carrys around the tip jar kills me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)
By the way, I did a search on Lia Thomas to double check the name, and was faced with a bunch of photos of "her", many in a bathing suit. Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)
I mean to "ride the tiger" but if the crazy years have been building up for this long, it might be a long time before things go back to normal.
On the plus side, my job hasn't put me in the conservative closet, knock on wood.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (ybIRR)
I'm sorry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: sal
If her lips move, she's lying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If they don't, someone is lying for her.
Posted by: mikeski, covering all the bases at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)
And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
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And a Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)
And just like that Cicero declares war.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Take that Putin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (BvX7g)
Just like later Star Trek shows: woman with big boobs hired, becomes producer's girlfriend.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The very definition of "unintended consequences".
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?! Wassup
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (MGB5H)
By the way, I did a search on Lia Thomas to double check the name, and was faced with a bunch of photos of "her", many in a bathing suit. Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Fina is also an oil company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (afrJM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (U2p+3)
I made the mistake of thinking she might possibly have
seen the handwriting on the wall, like a normal person.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
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And a Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)
***
And a Yoko CD.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)
84 Slim Whitman?
Pfft
Posted by: Boxcar Willie at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM
***
You fellas crack me up
Posted by: Roger Whitacre at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (flINI)
I know how those cops feel. They tried to kill me with a forklift.
Posted by: Ken
Quit whining, you fugitive alien!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Not all accordion is bad
https://youtu.be/J__ZtoiQLGY
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
A pair of Mikli
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2022 11:03 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
I haven't seen her in a while, but pretty much everyone in that area voted republican.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Pfft
Posted by: Boxcar Willie at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM
***
You fellas crack me up
Posted by: Roger Whitacre at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (flINI)
You guys playing cards?
Posted by: Tiny Tim at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
Fuck 'em. They victimize innocents and as an added bonus cost us taxpayers a fortune to clothe, house, feed, and entertain them. The shouldn't be paid at all, imo.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (yAwAU)
Posted by: Stupid clown at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (z21g4)
Cato the Censor.
Posted by: Classicist at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: forgot my nic at June 19, 2022 11:05 PM (orvb1)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (yAwAU)
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)
She used the incumbent Biden as her reason for not running. What if something happens to Biden and he can't run? That bike accident is starting to look suspicious.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In that case, it may be necessary to identify the one referenced as the Aquafina.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (eh1Wg)
Fuck them. They should eat moldy bread and drink rusty water. And work 16 hours a day.
What a crock of crap.
Maybe they should start a fucking Union.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
Hell no! You know how much it costs already?
Posted by: Stag Film Industry at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)
What a crock of crap.
Maybe they should start a fucking Union.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
In Oregon they are using them for processing concealed carry permits
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (EmhqX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
For the good of the nation in these perilous times I have reconsidered this statement and am declaring my intention to ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bollards For Hillary 2024! at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Don't you mean, recumbent?
Posted by: Toe Clips at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (/Y9Tr)
Heh. Biden can't change his own Depends.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
I thought we were one?
Posted by: Adult Performance Artists Guild at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (afrJM)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
I remember distinctly, I was probably eight, when an accordion salesman was making a pitch to my Mom. Buy it on time and it included lessons. First time I ever recall praying on my own.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)
Maybe they should start a fucking Union.
Posted by: nurse ratched
nurse, I never realized you were so soft on crime...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Heh, I see a bright future for you in Dim speech writing!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
being imprisoned for a finite amount of time, getting paid and fed, and not having your organs harvested and your slaughtered carcass encased in polymers to be paraded about the world as a war trophy
action.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)
Just no!!!!
Posted by: Bicycle Seat at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Hrothgar has skills. He has an excellent Denial that is a non-Denial. Or is it a Non-Denial that is a Denial?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7SwmH)
to paraphrase Dick "Dick" Nixon, 2 years is an eternity in politics
anything can happen in the interim
Posted by: DB at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)
Was your mom a librarian by chance? Name of Marian?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
That caught me off guard and I scared Conor I was laughing so hard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7SwmH)
You never do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (u82oZ)
Hrothgar has skills. He has an excellent Denial that is a non-Denial. Or is it a Non-Denial that is a Denial?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)
Hopefully he will be able to use his wit and wisdom at the TXMoMe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zydeco Miklos at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy
This was my fifth. It's not the same.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (IcyNP)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy
This was my fifth. It's not the same.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (IcyNP)
My first...yeah
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: DB at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Assume movement from other agencies. Either that, or they're looking for company screws.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia
Dad's been gone 15 years. Still, I'll run into some problem and think, "I'll call dad, he'll know what to do...." sigh.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM
Right.
Thats when I got stuck with sax lessons.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (anj39)
Are you still attending?
And is the old pet moron email address getting to you? I have two jokes to send you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (u82oZ)
I'm sorry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)
You probably know this - but take care of yourself first.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (7SwmH)
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)
I recorded and have been watching a bunch of the newer version of "The Outer Limits" episodes. The acting in some of those episodes is horrible. This is especially true of some of the actresses. I have my suspicions about how they got their roles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)
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If you've sworn not to touch a musical instrument, have we got an offer for you!
Posted by: ACME Credit Theremins at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: forgot my nic
79% of Twitter accounts are Miklosbots.
Posted by: Elon Miklos-Musk at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (u82oZ)
"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That is just mean.
Posted by: Lady of Spain at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (/Y9Tr)
The actor who played House is great. I have a dvd set of "Wooster and Jeeves" that I need to watch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
You'd have to start small and enjoy the destruction.
Little by little. Then finish with a grenade launcher.
That's what I think about accordions.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (V13WU)
Which one had the hawt wife?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nerdygirl at
Hard work and dedication to their "craft" I assume
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (MGB5H)
Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)
I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Spartacus at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (anj39)
Model/thespian Carla Bruni, Sarkozi's wife ?
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (V13WU)
There was a Russian group that used pistol bullets and tuned metal plates to play classical music. The videos are out there someplace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rosario Dawson at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That is just mean.
Posted by: Lady of Spain at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (85b0r)
***
I used to sit next to Gary in college.
His doodling was hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Dude. Sign me up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (AmoqO)
His doodling was hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)
THE Gary ?
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Sorry dude! And Infidel, Orange Ent, Some Rat...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at
There's no lost and found, there's an ass box
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Adult Performance Artists Guild at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (afrJM)
You'd have to start small and enjoy the destruction.
Little by little. Then finish with a grenade launcher.
That's what I think about accordions.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
And what about bagpipes???
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU
Yes.
At Washington State University.
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (anj39)
My brother lived with a prominent doctor at NIH for a while. She had a funny, but heartfelt line: "Never date a plastic surgeon. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:27 PM (afrJM)
Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!
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Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)
I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM -
This right here is my first comment of the day and I still think it is about me. Guilty conscience, I guess.
Posted by: irright at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Part of those aired on Showtime so they XXXed them up.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (u82oZ)
I love the when JD is dating Mandy moore but he hates that she says that's so funny instead of laughing so he's a dick to her and she starts crying and he says to Turk "see, she's crying not saying 'that's so sad'". Kills me everytime.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (MGB5H)
"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (u82oZ)
I liked the one of a guy in hell with a goofy smile, cheerfully pushing a wheelbarrow full of brimstone and one demon observing saying to the other demon 'you know, we're just not getting through to that guy...'
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (4I/2K)
Out of that time and place, all bets are off.
If the dude playing the accordion also has the cymbals tied to the insides of his knees and bells on his toes, he gets an extra 90 seconds to play.
That's it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (ESjRY)
At Washington State University.
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (anj39)
neat !
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (V13WU)
Came back to say that is my favorite of his, and my goal going forward.
Now GTG.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: keena at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)
Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Some Rat
Pretty ok. Marine was here this past week for a few days. I had my boys with me for a couple dinners and walks on the beach and it was lovely. Son #1 popped a positive covid test on Thursday and has been pretty sock, but is getting better now. Marine and I haven't had any symptoms.
The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM -
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That's what they said at the wake of the first guy who tried to develop the parachute.
Posted by: irright at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: keena at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (RiTnx)
Can't be much sugar in crabs. Sugar is what yeast eats to make alcohol. Probably not much carbs, either.
But there are roaches in marijuana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (afrJM)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)
There were so many good ones. Between him, Watterson (Calvin and Hobbs) and of course Schultz...
Personally I think the world started to go to s### when Charles Schultz died in early 2000...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (7SwmH)
Time for bed anyhow.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
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Grunions in heat again?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (XG2Fi)
That is...odd.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)
Mommy issues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (afrJM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well it didn't rain today and we had our 8th day of the year at 70 degrees....so hell ya, celebrate!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Miklos, ordering shitloads from K-Tel at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: The other Mr Buttplug at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Weird thing is that Hugh Laurie wrote a book of fiction, "The Gun Seller", which I bought just for the heck of it, turned out it was a very interesting and well written book with an finale that I never saw coming!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
The mountain has much snow.
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (anj39)
A few decades ago there was a European distillery that took the pee from diabetic individuals and used that to make whisky. They can have high sugar content in their piss and combined with barley and yeast they could make whisky. I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: The Lion does not sleep tonight at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)
Fuckers. Horning in on my action!
Posted by: Civet Cat at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)
"I'll have a double shot of 'This Tastes Like Piss' on the rocks, please"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (xhaym)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NwTMq8dqo
Posted by: Pete Seria
Needs more cowbell.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (EmhqX)
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.
Posted by: Diogenes
*strokes long moustache*
Posted by: John, in chair against the wall at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
The mountain has much snow.
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM
But is the surf against the wall?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
He was also Quote 1 guy's Black Adder a few seasons.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
The wind blows from the south
Repeat
The wind blows from the south...
Seriously now - goodnight!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: banana Dream
If Germany, be thankful it was just pee.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Hugh Laurie appeared in the friends episode "the one where ross says Rachel" as the plane passenger Rachel annoys with her story of her and ross
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (MGB5H)
Seriously, I don't give a crap about the kids partying around the beach fires. It's the gang bangers doing donuts in every damn intersection and blasting their stupid rap music that get me.
Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
He's also an extremely talented musician.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (EmhqX)
Posted by: banana Dream
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I'm pretty sure urine used to be used as a mouthwash in pre-Listerine times...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)
Laurie played three very different characters in his three most famous roles (the other Blackadder) which shows he can act.
It is interesting there are such talented people, Rowan Atkinson another, and yet if I ever turn on "broadcast tv" I'm amazed at how terrible it is.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (ESjRY)
Welcome home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Hey! You're not old. (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (r1z5A)
Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)
You left out annoying fart cannon mufflers, because I'm pretty sure they got annoying fart cannon mufflers on those cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (xhaym)
On those websites where people rate whisky, the funniest review I ever read was something like, "this tasted like someone shoved a bottle of vanilla extract up their arse hole then shat on my tongue". I don't think he was a fan.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (U2p+3)
Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)
***
Sniper nest.
Three shots
End of issue.
Ahhh...so ive heard
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)
Romans would use it as a teeth whitener, and one of the classical writers mentioned that when you saw that Senator with that bright smile, you know his mouth was full of piss recently.
Cicero? Someone who wielded a sentence like a knife, IIRC
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (kXYt5)
And to all of you who are struggling...Don't give up. You can still make a difference...these are very hard times we live in and we need you the most now.
God Bless all fathers who stay...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Hahahahaha! YES! This fucking dumbasses.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)
What in the world could be so wrong with someone's breath that piss is an improvement?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Diogenes
There is persistent rumor that this works every time it is tried!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
Thank you, ma'am. It's good to be home. Sorry, a bit too tired to flirtatiously touch your butt.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 19, 2022 11:45 PM (Bd6X8)
Womenz? Three for three... Mom... Witch... Thief...
All definite 1's.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:45 PM (oHd/0)
God Bless all fathers who stay...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (J00IM)
Every generation lives in hard times... its the human condition.
To expect OTHERWISE flies in the face of history.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:46 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)
Romans would use it as a teeth whitener, and one of the classical writers mentioned that when you saw that Senator with that bright smile, you know his mouth was full of piss recently.
Cicero? Someone who wielded a sentence like a knife, IIRC
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
I used to romanticize about the ancient world. The older I got and the more I read I became convinced that it really was a fucked up place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (U2p+3)
They used to have young prepubescent boys PEA on wounds, to clean them out.
Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
If you take it as teens/20 somethings dealing with life...plus vampires...it is enjoyable. The actors work well together, the women are pretty, and the snark is...snarky. If you get too involved in the lore and the world it falls apart.
But when they decided to get overly serious in the last two seasons they lost most of the charm.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (ESjRY)
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That cat needs a cat friend. Get another cat, female but neutered.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (oTZbj)
I was saved from that by a fall from a horse. I had fallen off a horse and couldn't remember anything. My friend's dad brought me home, where my mom was talking to an accordion salesman. The sales man left and my mom took me to the hospital.
Odd experience. I found myself in the emergency room cubicle and had no idea how I got there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
Yeah I figured. The tacky bastards don't have the common decency to run a V8 with flow-masters, lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Yup... I believe the HIGHEST GREATEST advancement is human history?
Indoor plumbing. Been without... not good.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)
Got a paper yard bag stuffed full of camel fiber from a gal at church today.
Her husband does a TX History program with them.
Will have to keep it out in the shed and process it outside in small batches, but looking forward to playing with it.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:50 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: Kindltot
Flammenwaffer those bastards or they will root and start growing within a day. And they are vengeful asshole plants.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:50 PM (y40tE)
Are you spinning it or felting it?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)
How is that even possible?!?"
Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
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Not possible. The Universe cannot support 2 Mikloses unless they have different quantum numbers.
(calm down, no Math forthcoming ........... yet)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (+I6Y/)
Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
I've also heard it's good for jellyfish stings. Personally I think it was just a way of keeping people from complaining.
"Oh the pain! My wound hurts so much I think I'm dying!"
"Oh here let me piss on you a bit that should help."
"Hey, uh ... actually you know I'm starting to feel a lot better. Anyway I think I'll go take a stroll over there where people aren't offering to piss on me"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:55 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (f7Cdr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)
A trenching shovel works pretty good to dig up the roots, though I will have to go over the ground again and dig up what I missed.
I did another area that had plum and blackberry, it is doing pretty good, I got the plum stumps out and the berry roots dug, I can maintain it with a lawn mower from her on, I suspect.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SD Kid at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Flammenwaffer those bastards or they will root and start growing within a day. And they are vengeful asshole plants.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)
Mark with WP and hit it with naplam. Then follow up with some agent orange.
Then...given a decent amount of rain and sun, the blackberries will create an awesome cobbler.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: SSR at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (7NmRg)
Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13
On the coast of Yucatan, sometimes fishermen or others get sea urchin spines in their feet or legs. First it becomes numb, then burns and hurts.
The traditional first aid is to pee on the area, as the uric acid counteracts (somewhat) the poison from the sea urchin spines.
Posted by: The Stuff Miklos has learned at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Diogenes
You're not wrong.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
Probably combined with some wool or silk.
She just combed it off them, so it includes the long bristly locks.
Which you can spin into rope if you need to, but I will probably discard, or cut up and save for the birds.
Posted by: sal at June 20, 2022 12:00 AM (y40tE)
Mark with WP and hit it with naplam. Then follow up with some agent orange.
Then...given a decent amount of rain and sun, the blackberries will create an awesome cobbler.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (anj39)
Himalaya Blackberries are nature's own concertina wire. I spent years picking berries out of thickets for Mom, and I think I will buy mine from the farmers' market from now.
I am tired of having them on my fence, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)
Teach them where one may find factual information the same way one teaches them that the local news or a history book is factual while everything else is fiction.
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Careful with those history books as some are distorted, downright lies and completely rewritten.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Hey!
That little bastard said he was 18.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39)
Everyone needs an insane hobby, the world would be better for it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
I am tired of having them on my fence, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at June
There is a walking trail near Enumclaw wa that is choking with blackberries. I've made some kick-ass cobblers from there.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:04 AM (anj39)
Yeah it's like that now a days. Maybe Russia WILL nuke us and put us out of our failure/misery's....Sad I AZZ
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:05 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
I think my whole life is an insane hobby. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD)
I don't see how anyone could criticize this. We'd be matching the commitment of the dominant European power, the largest European NATO power, and the fourth largest economy in the world.
And if they don't give a shit about Ukraine, why should we?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:04 AM (anj39)
finding a good patch means you can make wonderful jam. It is embarrassing to me to have my wife pick enough for a batch of jam off my back fence.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (xhaym)
The traditional first aid is to pee on the area, as the uric acid counteracts (somewhat) the poison from the sea urchin spines.
Posted by: The Stuff Miklos has learned at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (85b0r)
My wife did catholic mission trips there a while back. Very poor people. They have survived for a long time through fishing alone. The following is typical south of the border governmentin', probably coming to us soon. A good number of the city mayors by the coast entered into secret meetings with foreign, mostly Chinese fishing company deals and sold them the rights to all the fishing. Then the mayors and other involved officials took the money and escaped the country.
So the people not being able to fish decided to not do anything else. The cities were mostly controlled by cartels and the church missions worked under their permission and protection.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:07 AM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
When is your housewarming party?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:08 AM (BvX7g)
Posted by: The Stuff Miklos likes sometimes at June 20, 2022 12:09 AM (85b0r)
With MASSIVE PLAYBACK and large perp marching's.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:13 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (xhaym)
Hell.
She can pick for me and i won't be embarrassed at all!
I hate those fu*king scratches on my arms.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:14 AM (anj39)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 20, 2022 12:16 AM (KFhLj)
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Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)
I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM -
This right here is my first comment of the day and I still think it is about me. Guilty conscience, I guess.
Posted by: irright
Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas. I meant Raimando, whose command of the English language a few comments back appeared to have been more compromised by purple drank than usual.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 20, 2022 12:16 AM (yAwAU)
With MASSIVE PLAYBACK and large perp marching's.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:13 AM (J00IM)
Naaa.
The protests will be epic.
Let the cities burn.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:17 AM (anj39)
there's always something new to try.
Posted by: sal at June 20, 2022 12:18 AM (y40tE)
https://youtu.be/tMwXSzV8hlo
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:19 AM (Bd6X8)
Leaving their options open.
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Seattle and Portland ex-cops welcome. Also NYC ex-cops.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker
Yeah, but you gotta admit the gibbet, the pear of anguish, and the brazen bull were pretty badass...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 20, 2022 12:24 AM (yAwAU)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:26 AM (IcyNP)
It's not like they can point their guy's positive accomplishments.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:27 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:30 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
True.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:30 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 20, 2022 12:31 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:32 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 20, 2022 12:33 AM (r1z5A)
Bless your Father...mine gone 3 years now...miss his humor and his no BS view of life.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:34 AM (J00IM)
43rd here. Still miss Papa Basura, sort of, but it's not nearly as sharp as it used to be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:34 AM (Bd6X8)
"Aholepundit" spelled correctly returns exactly one result on Google. Some guy named "mac" commented at victorygirlsblog.com in Sept 2020, and whined about about Hot Air and Little Green Footballs being irrelevant. Extra special kinda troll.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 20, 2022 12:35 AM (4NlP1)
We get that all the time in the Comments Section for departmental rulemaking.
Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 20, 2022 12:37 AM (85b0r)
That was intense. I love a nasty storm though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:38 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:38 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 20, 2022 12:40 AM (3/XaG)
Re: Cicero
Mark Antony had his hands chopped off & nailed to the Senate door.
C'ro could be kind of an arrogant, self-righteous pain in the adz. I could envision him on CNN braying about Trump.
Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2022 12:41 AM (NLIak)
Was hoping to hear from the "grandson" (the emotional now seven year old), but Sunday is the court ordered day to spend with bio-dad and he's usually pretty wiped out at the end of it.
Good thing I have the day off tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:42 AM (Bd6X8)
The idea of bicycle races between most politicians sounds like must see TV. Not sure what type of race would be funnier. Probably BMX style..
Posted by: azjaeger at June 20, 2022 12:44 AM (3/XaG)
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Right, the civil rights movement was really big in 1957.
Could it be that the so called civil rights movement was really a commie plot to screw up things since the next generation could see the nonsense of segregation and the growing black entrepreneur community.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 12:45 AM (KeYSV)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:45 AM (IcyNP)
I do not miss my DAD every day because he raised me to be always focused on the Day I was in and not look back hard on the pervious day so behind me. Or to overstress on the day in front of me.
Just be present in the day I was in.
He was a good dad...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:46 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:47 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: azjaeger
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ESPN announcer: "Annnnd there's Peter Buttigieg, bringing up the rear!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (kKXQR)
Oh my gosh, I can just see Jerry Nadler on his bike with a wide load sign on the back.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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"He's coming up from behind!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:49 AM (kKXQR)
He's trying to get to the inside, really pounding it there!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:49 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:50 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:51 AM (J00IM)
Be fun to watch "Surfin' With Chris" (Christie); "Surfin' With HRC," and/or "Hang Ten With Joe & Hunter."
Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (NLIak)
He's trying to get to the inside, really pounding it there!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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ESPN announcer: "Buttigieg has found an opening!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (Kawbo)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:56 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:59 AM (a4EWo)
ESPN announcer: "Buttigieg has found an opening!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM -
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That's kinda how this works.
Posted by: Next in the Daisy Chain at June 20, 2022 01:00 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 01:00 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:02 AM (IcyNP)
/ick
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:02 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (Kawbo)
But the race is still close. The Secretary is pulling a head! He's beating off the other competitors!
Posted by: Other Commentator at June 20, 2022 01:03 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:04 AM (LOVUx)
Either the people who put up the sign think the illiterate are smarter than the literate, or, the people placing the sign think the illiterate will suddenly know how to read, once they spy the sign.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (5pTK/)
Fuck it. Let's just celebrate idiot Galveston darkie day.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 20, 2022 01:08 AM (fweVu)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:10 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2022 01:10 AM (MLgWJ)
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 20, 2022 01:12 AM (fweVu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)
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don't forget the trailing rider with the flashing lights.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 20, 2022 01:14 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:16 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:18 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:19 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:20 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)
Look, just 'cause I gots me a great tan from workin' all de live long dey down heah in de Texas sun, you'n gotta be talkin' like dat 'bout me heah?
*white boy with great tan fails paper bag test, again*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:23 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:23 AM (KeYSV)
Good evening all!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:27 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:29 AM (IcyNP)
Yup, we now have a blatantly racist National Holiday...
uh.... yeah?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2022 01:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Miklos Runners at June 20, 2022 01:34 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:37 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)
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There's nothing wrong with Juneteenth in Texas, it belongs there, and there's no reason to disparage a race for celebrating its freedom.
You want to blame someone for foisting a holiday irreverent to your and other states upon you thus degrading it, as they do everything they touch, look to the Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:37 AM (KeYSV)
Posted by: Matt Noto at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (ZaYq5)
Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Miklos Runners at June 20, 2022 01:34
You are evil, I'm trying to sleep and you made me play this fun song.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (55Qr6)
There is only "guys with tits".
Posted by: Matt Noto
*attempts to flex moobs*
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 20, 2022 01:39 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Farmer
It's evil, but a it's a dry evil.
Posted by: Miklos, in a unique sink of heat and humidity at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (IcyNP)
I'm suspicious...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:2xc
LMAO, that would be our Jim NSD, always dude
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:42 AM (55Qr6)
*holds toothbrush under nose*
Posted by: Cicero
Why did Hitler brush his nose ?
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 01:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 20, 2022 01:44 AM (v3K1A)
I'm suspicious...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
NEW and IMPROVED!*
*with 20% more Miklosium!
Posted by: Miklos, former Kaizen (continuous improvement) trainer at June 20, 2022 01:45 AM (85b0r)
I have a video where he tells a cute story about how my mom and dad met.
Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 01:45 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:46 AM (KeYSV)
I can't imagine racking up that many.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:47 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)
What about the other side of the mountain?
Posted by: Jill Kinmont at June 20, 2022 01:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:50 AM (a4EWo)
There is only "guys with tits".
Posted by: Matt Noto at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (ZaYq5)
But do they have balls or no balls?
Posted by: Nick Rekieta's livestream chat at June 20, 2022 01:51 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Braenyard
Could be one hell of a Fu Manchu
Posted by: Miklos, or a slippery slope at June 20, 2022 01:53 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)
What about the other side of the mountain?
Posted by: Jill Kinmont
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes.
Posted by: Miklos, holding his horses and cooling his jets at June 20, 2022 01:54 AM (85b0r)
How about I beat you to death with a tire iron and then jack your car for a joy ride to rob a liquor store and rape your family?
The Biden Administration says it's okay.
Posted by: Generation Z at June 20, 2022 02:01 AM (0ocXn)
The Biden Administration says it's okay.
Posted by: Generation Z
We've been around longer and have more knowledge.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:05 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:06 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
lol. Your side of the mountain and my side of the mountain.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:09 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 02:10 AM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/vfnd9x6a
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:11 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:11 AM (IcyNP)
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I assume that like all government depts., the DoE has to budget for money. Why would it have a billion dollars in petty cash/chump change to give out? Its budget should be all earmarked for its own projects.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:21 AM (U9e9f)
Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 02:23 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:27 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:27 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:30 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.
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Get some bourbon, relax in a comfy chair and listen to good music.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:32 AM (qfLjt)
Did I paint you a nice, relaxing picture?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:32 AM (qfLjt)
In my world that translates to get a drink, grab the guitar, park my ass, and piss off the neighbors, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:37 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Don't paint and drive !
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 02:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:42 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:46 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 02:47 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:49 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:54 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 20, 2022 02:59 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 03:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:01 AM (qfLjt)
Low flow toilets are an abomination. In the old house I would just hold the lever down and get a multi gallon flush, even though it was a low flow. This house has the older billion gallon flush toilets, but they'll be going away soon, because they are old and ugly. If the new toilet sucks I'll flush the damn thing a few times anyway to keep the lines clear.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:07 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:13 AM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Ciampino
These words frighten and confuse me.
Posted by: Miklos, Unfrozen Medieval Plumber at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ciampino
Makes sense, probably why the 47 yo toilets here never have a problem. Unless brother was using them.
Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (IcyNP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:15 AM (IEa8U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:16 AM (IEa8U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Neither are the motel "Magic Fingers".
Fifty cents for a bunch of nothin'
Posted by: Miklos, considering class action lawsuit at June 20, 2022 03:17 AM (85b0r)
These words frighten and confuse me.
Posted by: Miklos, Unfrozen Medieval Plumber at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (85b0r)
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Well as a medieval plumber you don't understand washing machine. A Roman plumber may understand sewer but probably not a medieval one.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sometimes I call Darleen my "Speed Queen".
She has this thing she calls the "Spin Cycle".
Posted by: Miklos, uncomplaining at June 20, 2022 03:22 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)
yeah thats how this place is. Laundry room is the pusher for the whole drain system. Its first in line. All the pipes are PVC though, and they don't really clog.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:23 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
Goodnight.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
I'm seeing a jackhammer in your future.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)
Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM
CAR!
Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 20, 2022 03:37 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
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I'm seeing a jackhammer in your future.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (VwHCD)
We'll talk.
Posted by: 'This Old House' Producers at June 20, 2022 03:41 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 03:43 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If I ever write a noir detective novel, the protagonist will be called Jack Hammer
Posted by: Miklos, who met Mickey Spillane once at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 20, 2022 04:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Jack the Ripper
Sounds vaguely familiar
Posted by: Miklos, who killed nobody in London, other than with his stylish attire and witty repartee at June 20, 2022 04:09 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Miklos, who met Mickey Spillane once at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (85b0r)
Already did a parody so, . . .
Posted by: 'Sledge Hammer!' at June 20, 2022 04:11 AM (ldL4g)
I have the wood and the cast iron kindling splitter, but the trusty hatchet ain't doin' it.
Posted by: Miklos, prepping for camping and/or outdoor cooking at June 20, 2022 04:16 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:27 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 04:34 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I give you Polkacide-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IdrMuOdVPg
Posted by: Miklos, about to dance like a rockin' Polok at June 20, 2022 04:36 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:37 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: 'Sledge Hammer!' at June 20, 2022 04:37 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)
467 Bye, tv parody sock.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)
Hello, Peter Gabriel song.
Posted by: m at June 20, 2022 04:44 AM (EcL99)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 20, 2022 04:53 AM (AHJSh)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)
Hello, Peter Gabriel song.
Posted by: m
I am shocked
Posted by: the monkey at June 20, 2022 04:54 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:55 AM (2JoB8)
and I'm outta here
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 05:00 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mitch probably at June 20, 2022 01:58 PM (zMYGS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I used to paint as a summer job in college. Then one of my part time jobs was selling paint, downtown Bloomington IL in an old Monkey Wards. My last day there the song...Take This Job and Shove it, played over the store's system, LOL.
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