Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"Every joke has a victim. That’s the definition of a joke. Someone or something or an idea is made to look ridiculous.” Rowan Atkinson


Quote IIt

You know what? This is the don’t pee on my shoe and tell me it’s raining. What the f**k are you talking about? He doesn’t have a right to an opinion and it’s obviously not his right to do so. Bill Maher

Quote III

“My dysphoria was definitely triggered by this online community. I never thought about my gender or had a problem with being a girl before going on Tumblr.”Helena Kerschner

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The Comment of The Week


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This shouldn't be news. But it is. Chicks with dicks will not be able to swim in races vs. Real Women.

TRANS RULE Swimming BANS trans athletes from women’s races as ex-Team GB star Sharron Davies praises ‘fairness’ of decision

TRANS swimmers have been banned from competing in women's races following a rule change designed to protect female athletes.

Global swimming regulator Fina says the move will make women’s swimming fairer and “protect the rights of our athletes to compete”.


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Hey Germany! How is the planet saving measures working out?

BERLIN—Germany will restart coal-fired power plants and offer incentives for companies to curb natural gas consumption, marking a new step in the economic war between Europe and Russia.

Berlin unveiled the measures Sunday after Russia cut gas supplies to Europe last week as it punched back against European sanctions and military support for Ukraine.

The steps, part of a broader strategy initiated after the invasion of Ukraine, aim to reduce gas consumption and divert gas deliveries to storage facilities to ensure that the country has enough reserves to get through the winter.

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When I read the Headline I thought, TFB I read the story and still thought, TFB!

US prison workers produce $11B worth of goods and services for ‘little to no pay at all’

Despite producing nearly $11 billion worth of goods and services each year, incarcerated workers in the U.S. earn an average of just between 13 cents and 52 cents per hour across the country, according to a new report.

A new American Civil Liberties Union report published Wednesday said that wages are low, and that in most cases the government takes up to 80 percent of the pay for room and board, court costs, restitution and other fees, including the construction and maintenance of prisons.


I'm fresh out of Give-A-Fvcks to pass out.


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This sure cracks me up..............


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I know there are some whiskey drinkers here on The ONT. Hopefully you'll report back to us.

New Hampshire distillery turns invasive crabs into whiskey

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Mayor Pete Buttplug waves his magic wand.

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that the federal government may take action against airlines on consumers’ behalf amid numerous flight cancellations in recent weeks, including more than 2,000 that were canceled on Saturday and Sunday morning.

“That is happening to a lot of people, and that is exactly why we are paying close attention here to what can be done and how to make sure that the airlines are delivering,” Buttigieg said on Saturday, saying that he met with airline industry leaders late last week.


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My oh my, aren't we fortunate.

Hillary Clinton ruled out another run for the White House in 2024, saying a third bid is “out of the question.”

The former secretary of state and onetime first lady told the Financial Times in a highly sympathetic interview published Friday she expects President Joe Biden to run for re-election. But with his plunging approval numbers, some Democrats have hinted that the party needs a fresh face in two years. But it won’t be Clinton.

“No, out of the question,” she said. “First of all, I expect Biden to run. He certainly intends to run. It would be very disruptive to challenge that.”


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This won't even make it to committee let alone a floor vote. The need for publicity.

New legislation would clip the wings of Climate Czar John Kerry.

Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas has introduced a bill that would ground Kerry, who has spent the Biden administration jetting around the world to protest the use of fossil fuels.

The legislation is called the “No Taxpayer Funding For Climate Zealots Advancing Radical Schemes Act” or No Taxpayer Funding for CZARS Act

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Granola Bar Emporium



On this day: June 19, 2013 - Slim Whitman
Slim Whitman the American country music and western music singer/songwriter and instrumentalist died aged 90. Known for his yodeling abilities and his smooth high octave falsetto, he sold in excess of 120 million records during his career. Michael Jackson cited Whitman as one of his ten favorite vocalists and Beatle George Harrison cited Whitman as an early influence. Paul McCartney credited a poster of Whitman with giving him the idea of playing his guitar left-handed with his guitar strung the opposite way to a right-handed player's. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: June 19, 1950 - Ann Wilson
Ann Wilson, from American rock band Heart who scored the 1987 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Alone'. Heart has sold over 35 million records worldwide. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Just another day in the life of a family of Genius Award Winners.

BARRE — A family is facing charges in which the son is accused of assaulting two people and forcing his way into their home in Woodbury and then fleeing only to be found later at his parents’ home in Hardwick, where his father is accused of trying to assault Vermont State Police troopers with an excavator and his mother is accused of impeding the investigation.

Wayne Tallman, 52, of Hardwick, pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Caledonia County criminal court in St. Johnsbury to felony counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer by threatening them with a deadly weapon and impeding a public officer and misdemeanor counts of resisting arrest and reckless endangerment. If convicted, Tallman faces a maximum sentence of 11 years in prison. He was ordered held without bail at Northeast Correctional Complex in St. Johnsbury.

Brandon Tallman, 24, of Elmore, pleaded not guilty by video Wednesday in Washington County criminal court in Barre to felony counts of aggravated assault and burglary into an occupied dwelling and misdemeanor counts of simple assault and unlawful mischief. If convicted, Brandon Tallman faces a maximum sentence of 41 years and six months in prison. He was released to the custody of his mother, Amy Tallman.

Amy Tallman, 48, also of Hardwick, has been cited for impeding an officer. She is scheduled to appear in court in St. Johnsbury on Aug. 20 to answer the charge.


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

'Most Heartwarming Story of the Day': Dog Lost for a Week Found Yelping at Bottom of Pit in Nat'l Park

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 6-19-2022


Top 10 commenters:
1 [548 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi' [76.92 posts/day]
2 [400 comments] 'Joe XiDen'
3 [399 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
4 [362 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
5 [358 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
6 [338 comments] 'REDACTED'
7 [316 comments] 'Skip '
8 [296 comments] 'rickb223 TEXIT'
9 [293 comments] 'blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)'
10 [290 comments] 'fd'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [124 names] 'Miklos talked to people up at Clempson too' [17.41 unique names/day]
2 [86 names] 'Miklos, out-pointing'
3 [69 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [50 names] '18-1'
5 [42 names] 'OrangeEnt'
6 [42 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [40 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
8 [38 names] 'fd'
9 [32 names] 'Duncanthrax'
10 [32 names] 'mikeski'

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1 Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

2 Nice tetons in the pic, MisHum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

3 Yay ONT! Happy Fathers Day to all horde members of that ilk.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:16 PM (r1z5A)

4 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 19, 2022 10:16 PM (PlW9M)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Msys3)

6 Hey Germany! How is the planet saving measures working out?


Feelz once again curb stomped by reality.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)

7 Try a Little Tenderness. Great song.

Best version was in the film The Commitments. Holy balls they killed it. jus' sayin'. And I just heard it on my playlist.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

8 The pic is from the Official Donner Party Scrapbook.

Caption: We Got This.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)

9 "When I read the Headline I thought, TFB I read the story and still thought, TFB!"

Except Kamala Harris made her bones by keeping innocent people incarcerated so that they could work as slave labor.

Posted by: JSchuler at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (g69k+)

10 Regarding the Genius Award Winners, it is good to remember that Common Sense, like Intelligence Quotient, is distributed in a quasi-bell shaped probability density.

Simplistically, this means every other person you deal with in your everyday life is on the wrong side of those curves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

11 Red man can get ahead, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

12 BANG! sorry, i had one FTF. Ran it back through.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (0OP+5)

13 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

That video with Paul Joseph Watson describing the conquest of an Italian town by African migrants is a grim portrait of the future of the American southwest.

How long before African migrants are conquering towns in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)

14 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (XG2Fi)

15 I don't want to think about Pete's wand, thank you very much.

Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (62BOJ)

16 Good evening dear morons and thanks mh

Happy Father's Day to moron dads out there and may your dads be of blessed memory

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (EZebt)

17 Around here it's red hand don't, little white man ok.

RAYCISS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (hAnpH)

18 Top pic is definitely Arizona, southern Colorado or New Mexico. or So Cal.

or Chile, Argentina.

Eh. Definitely arid climate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

19 6 Hey Germany! How is the planet saving measures working out?


Feelz once again curb stomped by reality.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)


Reality can be a bitch, eh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

20 Miklos' score for #1 and #2 should be totaled

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (EZebt)

21 Red man no turn green to cross road. Red man not care what on other side.

Posted by: Red Man at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (vrz2I)

22 Reality can be a bitch, eh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)


If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

23 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

24 Despite producing nearly $11 billion worth of goods and services each year, incarcerated workers in the U.S. earn an average of just between 13 cents and 52 cents per hour across the country

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That's only half the equation. The prices the prisoners must pay for stuff is outrageous! Or would be if they weren't felons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)

25 I don't want to think about Pete's wand, thank you very much.

Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at June 19, 2022 10:21 PM (62BOJ)

Yeah, he should take his wand and shove it up...er, wait.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)

26 14 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy


Grrrr!

Posted by: Conor at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

27 If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

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You know who else thought that sheer will could overcome any physical obstacle?

*holds toothbrush under nose*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)

28 "Perfessor" Squirrel

We have more guns and grit than EU countries, with the noted exception of Poland and Hungary.

But our stupid politicians can't even figure out a new people vote for their people, not the politicians that let them in. See Barbarian invasions. It is known.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

29 That's only half the equation. The prices the prisoners must pay for stuff is outrageous! Or would be if they weren't felons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Spring Is In the Air! at June 19, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)
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Yep. It's highway robbery! Oh, wait....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

30 Go get Sandy, Conor!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

31 My wife told me something interesting today. Apple bought the exclusive rights to A Charlie Brown Christmas. Lots of schools and theaters would put on this play every Christmas but Apple is exerting it's rights and telling everyone that they will only allow limited showings outside of the Christmas season as if anyone would do that. I guess the Shulz people are making money selling things off. She found this out because she's involved in children's theaters.

Apple bought the rights to prevent it from ever being shown on regular tv but they extended those rights this year to keep anyone from ever doing the kids play now too.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:26 PM (BvX7g)

32 "his father is accused of trying to assault Vermont State Police troopers with an excavator"

I know how those cops feel. They tried to kill me with a forklift.

Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (vrz2I)

33 Secretary Pete: Look, I order you to fly all the scheduled flights!

Old woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

34 You know who else thought that sheer will could overcome any physical obstacle?
*holds toothbrush under nose*
Posted by: Cicero


Sounds like a good plot for a motivational movie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

35 Quote 1 is something I've been saying for a long time... the essence of comedy, is cruelty. Period. There is ALWAYS the butt of the joke, even if it is youself (as Saint Rodney Dangerfield, patron Saint of no Respect demonstrated).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0)

36 OrangeEnt

A General Strike by all US Airlines would be something unpleasant.

Not too many extra airline pilots hanging around with valid medical tickets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

37 Commissar Hrothgar

Hope you are having a great time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

38 You know what I miss, most of all--

Cats who would snuggle against me, and start purring, despite the fact that this gave them no advantage at all.

Cats who would nestle against me, again despite the fact that this would not given them any advantage at all.

This is not what I have now. Oh, GOD, the thing is demanding attention again. Later, folks, and good night.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 10:28 PM (m0zqP)

39 If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

And it works! Chasten and me have two kids now!

Posted by: Pete Buttgiger at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

40 Not too many extra airline pilots hanging around with valid medical tickets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

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We do have a shitload of newcAfghan refugees who are supposed to be quick studies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)

41 BeckoningChasm

Who is a good owner? You are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

42 Cicero (@cicero43)

But not at safely landing. I think I want that in a scheduled flight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

43 I know how those cops feel. They tried to kill me with a forklift.

Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (vrz2I)

Lucky you.

Posted by: St Pancake at June 19, 2022 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)

44 St Pancake

It will buff right out. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

45 Howdy All! and Happy Father's Day to all the dad morons!

Posted by: Iris at June 19, 2022 10:33 PM (foa6+)

46 *to Germany* I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my pipeline don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it and turn the gas back on.
*chews unlit cigar and squints*

Posted by: Joe Putin at June 19, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

47 Ann Wilson's pipes.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (oTZbj)

48 US prison workers produce $11B worth of goods and services for ‘little to no pay at all’

If the jobs are going to pay better, let's give them to people who aren't running around victimizing the innocent.

I had a coworker who made financial sacrifices to help her two children get through college. When she found out that incarcerated felons could take online college classes for courtesy of the taxpayers, she was not happy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

49 Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?

How is that even possible?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

50 NaCly

Life is good.

And, best part today, at a Father's Day gathering my 11 year old grand-son was discussing some school activities in such a clear and lucid manner that even I was impressed.

Of course this was immediately followed by him throwing his younger brother into the pool, so...

Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

51 Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?

How is that even possible?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

Well he's ba-ha-ha-ha-had. He's nationwide.

Posted by: ZZ Hungarian at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (4I/2K)

52 A General Strike by all US Airlines would be something unpleasant.

Not too many extra airline pilots hanging around with valid medical tickets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

Wasn't me I think you meant to respond to, but ain't no magic wand gonna make airplanes fly no matter what that bf'ing sodomite thinks or says. They've made the mess with their stupid rules, now they're reaping the fallout.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)

53 "Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?
How is that even possible?!?"

Those are two different Mikloses.

Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)

54 There are lots of extremely smug and self-satisfied people in what would be deemed lower down in society, who also deserve to be pulled up. In a proper free society, you should be allowed to make jokes about absolutely anything.

The amusing thing is that 20 years ago everyone would publicly agree with this.

But...give the left even a little bit of power and suddenly comedy is only allowed when targeted at certain people....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

55 Greetings Horde - Happy Father's Day to us all!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (7SwmH)

56 And it works! Chasten and me have two kids now!
Posted by: Pete Buttgiger


The verb "to have" doesn't mean what you think it means!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

57 Kill the Babies.
Groom the Survivors.

Posted by: Democrats 2022 at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (TKZuJ)

58 "Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?
How is that even possible?!?"

Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
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Somehow I'm picturing one of them with a goatee, having traveled here from an evil mirror universe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)

59 Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said that the federal government may take action against airlines on consumers behalf amid numerous flight cancellations in recent weeks

The government: We are going to make all you pilots get the clot shot.

The government later: How dare all you pilots get sick after we made you get the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)

60 TRANS RULE Swimming BANS trans athletes from women’s races as ex-Team GB star Sharron Davies praises ‘fairness’ of decision
TRANS swimmers have been banned from competing in women's races following a rule change designed to protect female athletes.

Global swimming regulator Fina says the move will make women’s swimming fairer and “protect the rights of our athletes to compete”.

Maybe they could define M>F trannies as whales, and allow whalers to harpoon them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (afrJM)

61 Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?

How is that even possible?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

I believe he has two hashes for some reason. He might have said last week.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)

62 Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?
How is that even possible?!?"

Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)

Ja, I mean Yep

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

63 I had a coworker who made financial sacrifices to help her two children get through college. When she found out that incarcerated felons could take online college classes for courtesy of the taxpayers, she was not happy.
Posted by: nerdygirl


We're gonna rob banks till we're rich or get caught...either way, we're set for life.

Posted by: Gale and Evell Snoats at June 19, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)

64 I believe he has two hashes for some reason. He might have said last week.

Its the haves versus the have nots!

Posted by: A poster with only one hash at June 19, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

65 When she found out that incarcerated felons could take online college classes for courtesy of the taxpayers, she was not happy.

Did you finish that conversation and ask who your friend is going to vote for moving forward?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)

66 Eveninf.

Re: Quote III

Have I ever said this here? I said this somewhere.

Parents would do well to simply teach their kids that the internet, much like film and television and books and vidya games, is simply pretend. It would be best to teach them that as a general rule. Teach them where one may find factual information the same way one teaches them that the local news or a history book is factual while everything else is fiction. An impressionable child is better off becoming a cynical skeptic than an easily led lemming.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (uQIma)

67 >>>Slim Whitman

He was fantastic in Mars Attacks!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2022 10:41 PM (hVqGz)

68 Its the haves versus the have nots!

Posted by: A poster with only one hash at June 19, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

If you're nice to him, maybe Miklos will let you go havesies with him....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)

69 If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


One time, I wished that I had a watermelon. I closed my eyes tight and wished out loud. And there it was, just a rolling down the sidewalk!

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

70 I post this link every Father's Day. It's remarkable how often it seems to come around.

Chet Atkins, 'I Still Can't Say Goodbye'

Honestly, It's hard for me to watch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (r0Wry)

71 And then I wished that Cotton was a monkey.

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)

72 Are we believing Hilary or not?
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.

Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)

73 Germany just needs more windmills and solar panels.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

74 Parents would do well to simply teach their kids that the internet, much like film and television and books and vidya games, is simply pretend. It would be best to teach them that as a general rule. Teach them where one may find factual information the same way one teaches them that the local news or a history book is factual while everything else is fiction. An impressionable child is better off becoming a cynical skeptic than an easily led lemming.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (uQIma)
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We taught them the first rule of mass media consumption: ALL LIES.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (EZebt)

75 Honestly, It's hard for me to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ah...the link: https://tinyurl.com/mts763m4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (r0Wry)

76 If we just put our heads together and wish really hard, anything is possible, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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That kind of magical thinking is one of the main reasons why the country is in such bad shape these days...It's the standard operating procedure of the Left.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)

77 My grandmother loved Slim Whitman and made us listen to him every Christmas. We would hide her cassette player but she always found it.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (vrz2I)

78 Got to link this one more time. Juneteenth lunch celebration:

https://tinyurl.com/pauwwdva

My work is done.

Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)

79 We just had a massive rain shower, some thunder and lightning. Got my laundry in off the line in the very nick of time. Shower mostly over now, sky brightening in the West.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (afrJM)

80 Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?
How is that even possible?!?
Posted by: 18-1


Different hashes.

And I think neither one is just "Miklos" because the sock-list-maker picks the most-used nickname for a hash, and I'm not sure he uses any nic more than once.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM (P1f+c)

81 41 BeckoningChasm

Who is a good owner? You are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
'your cat, is a very very very fine cat...'

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (0OP+5)

82 My daughter told us at dinner today that she will never vote for a Democrat again. She said they have made a mess of the country. This was a deep blue daughter who thought Biden was going to change the world. She has had her eyes opened and can see the real world. Husband and I just smiled and said welcome to the world.

Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (/Y9Tr)

83 If comedy is cruel, does that mean Ace the best comedian of them all?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

84 Megthered

I mean he is changing the world...

But that's def good news. Welcome to the sane side of the conversation!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (MGB5H)

85 My grandmother loved Slim Whitman and made us listen to him every Christmas. We would hide her cassette player but she always found it.
Posted by: fd


Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

86 "This was a deep blue daughter who thought Biden was going to change the world."

That is a glorious thing Megthered. Maybe we will see a lot more of that.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (vrz2I)

87 I see there is a lurker in the top ten commenters.

"You keep using that nic. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (6RgRK)

88 PJW reports that "for the first time ever, over one million migrants will be voting in Sweden's elections this year".

I ask, "What took.them so long?" We'll probably have many times that number voting here.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (9+eKa)

89 Just like us, Europe gets exactly what it voted for.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (z9V4B)

90 Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM

Well said Robert, but you might want to add that anything a teacher says to them is not always gospel truth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

91 Are we believing Hilary or not?
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)

If her lips move, she's lying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (afrJM)

92 Just like us, Europe gets exactly what it voted for.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 19, 2022 10:49 PM (z9V4B)

A nice hard whack should do it!

Posted by: Tonya at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)

93 Robert the Cat (TM) is the kindest bravest warmest most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (m0zqP)

94 Apropos to absolutely nothing at all...
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

95 And a bushel of zucchini

Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)

And Saints tickets.

Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 10:52 PM (AmoqO)

96 Well said Robert, but you might want to add that anything a teacher says to them is not always gospel truth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

Except on Sundays?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)

97 Oh, and more to the point regarding Quote III...

Transitioning clearly causes irreparable harm to the kids that get pushed into it. Organizations like the APA push kids into it. When things inevitably go pear shaped? Well they just wash their hands of it all. They'll say, "Well they knew what they were getting into. Not our problem." Simply put, they need to be made to pay. Legislatures need to make it simpler for organizations like that to get their asses sued. Lie through your teeth, mutilate kids and make them infertile? Their need to be serious consequences for that.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (THHLY)

98 Apropos to absolutely nothing at all...
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)

99 Robert the Cat (TM) is the kindest bravest warmest most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


BeckChas, you are an even faster learner than I thought possible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

100 >>> Apropos to absolutely nothing at all...
Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)


The movie was better than the tv show. Because Kristy Swanson.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (BvX7g)

101 And then I wished that Cotton was a monkey.
Posted by: Buckwheat at June 19, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)


Cotton was a Mather, of the New England Mathers, I believe.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)

102 If her lips move, she's lying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Her track record in that regard is outstanding.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (r1z5A)

103 Buffy, Firefly and House md are my absolute favorite shows ever. I'll probably be watching them on my deathbed.

Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (/Y9Tr)

104 Quote 3 - the NY Post article about detransitioners is just heartbreaking

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (kf6Ak)

105 Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat

And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)

And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)

106 *Looks at time*

Whoops!

Stay free. Keep the faith.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (THHLY)

107 Except on Sundays?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (7bRMQ)


Hrothgar's Rule applies to some "preachers" even on Sunday, and to teachers seven days a week!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

108 Buffy, Firefly and House md are my absolute favorite shows ever. I'll probably be watching them on my deathbed.
Posted by: Megthered


Ever watch Scrubs?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:56 PM (hOUT3)

109 >>> I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)


It was just a part of Joss Whedon's harem operation.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (BvX7g)

110 I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)

Mrs D is into various shows.
Buffy is the current one.
I spend a lot of time the garage.

The only thing I can see is this is pron with clothes on.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)

111 116 Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat

And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)

And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)

---------

And a Frank Zappa album.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)

112 Commissar Hrothgar

Scrubs is amazing. I quote that constantly! The one when dr cox carrys around the tip jar kills me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)

113 Global swimming regulator Fina should go have a word with the imbeciles at the University of Pennsylvania.

By the way, I did a search on Lia Thomas to double check the name, and was faced with a bunch of photos of "her", many in a bathing suit. Geez.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

114 Posted by: BruceWayne

My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)

115 Michael Crichton told the story about the APA losing its way in the 80s.

I mean to "ride the tiger" but if the crazy years have been building up for this long, it might be a long time before things go back to normal.

On the plus side, my job hasn't put me in the conservative closet, knock on wood.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (ybIRR)

116 I want to offer a prayer for more than a few friends who are struggling with depression, drug and alcohol abuse and loneliness. I'm sorry I'm not your rock. I can't be that for you. But I can pray and I can offer love. I just can't be your support.

I'm sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

117 New nick for Crenshaw - Eyepatch McCain.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (7bRMQ)

118 Are we believing Hilary or not?
Posted by: sal

If her lips move, she's lying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


If they don't, someone is lying for her.

Posted by: mikeski, covering all the bases at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (P1f+c)

119 123 116 Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat

And a bushel of zucchini
Posted by: Miklos is specializing in peppers this year at June 19, 2022 10:50 PM (85b0r)

And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
---------
And a Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)

And just like that Cicero declares war.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

120 Russia is selling more oil today than it was before the action in Ukraine, and at a higher value.

Take that Putin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (eh1Wg)

121 It was just a part of Joss Whedon's harem operation.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (BvX7g)

Just like later Star Trek shows: woman with big boobs hired, becomes producer's girlfriend.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

122 By the way, I did a search on Lia Thomas to double check the name, and was faced with a bunch of photos of "her", many in a bathing suit. Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl


The very definition of "unintended consequences".

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)

123 My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?! Wassup

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (MGB5H)

124 Global swimming regulator Fina should go have a word with the imbeciles at the University of Pennsylvania.

By the way, I did a search on Lia Thomas to double check the name, and was faced with a bunch of photos of "her", many in a bathing suit. Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

Fina is also an oil company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:01 PM (afrJM)

125 I'm a Buffy fan.
And X-Files


Just watched another episode of Ozark. It's pretty good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (U2p+3)

126 You are right about Hilary.
I made the mistake of thinking she might possibly have
seen the handwriting on the wall, like a normal person.

Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (y40tE)

127 Wow... watching the Arnie Schwartz Connan...

DAMN his Mom was hot....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (oHd/0)

128 And a pair of Houston Texans tickets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
---------
And a Frank Zappa album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 10:57 PM (XG2Fi)
***

And a Yoko CD.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)

129
84 Slim Whitman?

Pfft
Posted by: Boxcar Willie at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM

***

You fellas crack me up

Posted by: Roger Whitacre at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (flINI)

130
I know how those cops feel. They tried to kill me with a forklift.
Posted by: Ken


Quit whining, you fugitive alien!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (63Dwl)

131 Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)


Not all accordion is bad

https://youtu.be/J__ZtoiQLGY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym)

132 Those are two different Mikloses.
Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)

A pair of Mikli

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2022 11:03 PM (kf6Ak)

133 Did you finish that conversation and ask who your friend is going to vote for moving forward?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)


I haven't seen her in a while, but pretty much everyone in that area voted republican.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

134 84 Slim Whitman?

Pfft
Posted by: Boxcar Willie at June 19, 2022 10:45 PM

***

You fellas crack me up
Posted by: Roger Whitacre at June 19, 2022 11:02 PM (flINI)

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Tiny Tim at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

135 Despite producing nearly $11 billion worth of goods and services each year, incarcerated workers in the U.S. earn an average of just between 13 cents and 52 cents per hour across the country

Fuck 'em. They victimize innocents and as an added bonus cost us taxpayers a fortune to clothe, house, feed, and entertain them. The shouldn't be paid at all, imo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (yAwAU)

136 As Cicero said every day cartage (trump) must be destroyed. Not long now!

Posted by: Stupid clown at June 19, 2022 11:00 PM (z21g4)

Cato the Censor.

Posted by: Classicist at June 19, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

137 Are we sure it’s not Mikloses all the way down?

Posted by: forgot my nic at June 19, 2022 11:05 PM (orvb1)

138 Somebody should not have dropped out of thier "English as a second language" class.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

139 Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (yAwAU)

140 76 Are we believing Hilary or not?
Normally I wouldn't, but not sure this time.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 10:44 PM (y40tE)


She used the incumbent Biden as her reason for not running. What if something happens to Biden and he can't run? That bike accident is starting to look suspicious.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

141 Fina is also an oil company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


In that case, it may be necessary to identify the one referenced as the Aquafina.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (eh1Wg)

142 Incarcerated workers? AYFKM? They should pay room and board. And then they should pay healthcare premiums. And then they should pay for their cable to and their internet access.

Fuck them. They should eat moldy bread and drink rusty water. And work 16 hours a day.

What a crock of crap.

Maybe they should start a fucking Union.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

143 Hilary Clinton not running the 3rd time ??? what a shame. what.a.shame.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (V13WU)

144 Maybe they should start a fucking Union.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

Hell no! You know how much it costs already?

Posted by: Stag Film Industry at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)

145 Fuck them. They should eat moldy bread and drink rusty water. And work 16 hours a day.

What a crock of crap.

Maybe they should start a fucking Union.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)


In Oregon they are using them for processing concealed carry permits

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)

146 Ann and Nancy Wilson brings back to mind some impure thoughts of my yute. Thanks Mishum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (EmhqX)

147 She used the incumbent Biden as her reason for not running. What if something happens to Biden and he can't run? That bike accident is starting to look suspicious.
Posted by: nerdygirl


For the good of the nation in these perilous times I have reconsidered this statement and am declaring my intention to ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)

148 Let's Do It Again!

Posted by: Bollards For Hillary 2024! at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (4I/2K)

149 She used the incumbent Biden as her reason for not running. What if something happens to Biden and he can't run? That bike accident is starting to look suspicious.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

Don't you mean, recumbent?

Posted by: Toe Clips at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (7bRMQ)

150 139 Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!

Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)

151 This was a deep blue daughter who thought Biden was going to change the world. She has had her eyes opened and can see the real world. Husband and I just smiled and said welcome to the world.
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:46 PM (/Y9Tr)


Heh. Biden can't change his own Depends.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

152 Maybe they should start a fucking Union.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

I thought we were one?

Posted by: Adult Performance Artists Guild at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (afrJM)

153 Lets see Hillary on a bicycle.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)

154 In Oregon they are using them for processing concealed carry permits
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K)

155 Those darn Accordion's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0k25tzIBII

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)

156 Nothing could be Fina than to be in Carolina in the morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (63Dwl)

157 Man left an accordion in his unlocked car....when he got back, sure as shit, someone had put another in it.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

I remember distinctly, I was probably eight, when an accordion salesman was making a pitch to my Mom. Buy it on time and it included lessons. First time I ever recall praying on my own.

Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)

158 What a crock of crap.
Maybe they should start a fucking Union.
Posted by: nurse ratched


nurse, I never realized you were so soft on crime...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

159 For the good of the nation in these perilous times I have reconsidered this statement and am declaring my intention to ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Heh, I see a bright future for you in Dim speech writing!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (r1z5A)

160 Somewhere out there is a receipt for bicycle toe clips with Hillary's fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (XG2Fi)

161 Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"

Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (u82oZ)

162 The Uyghurs would like a piece of that whole,

being imprisoned for a finite amount of time, getting paid and fed, and not having your organs harvested and your slaughtered carcass encased in polymers to be paraded about the world as a war trophy

action.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (BvX7g)

163 153 Lets see Hillary on a bicycle.
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (oTZbj)


Just no!!!!

Posted by: Bicycle Seat at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

164 Some Rat

Hrothgar has skills. He has an excellent Denial that is a non-Denial. Or is it a Non-Denial that is a Denial?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

165 France had parliamentary elections, and Macaroon lost his "centrist" parliamentary alliance. La Pen and hard left won seats. What does that mean ? to us ? probably nothing.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (V13WU)

166 This was my 6th Fathers day without Dad. He made it to 96. Haven't felt the same since he's been gone.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7SwmH)

167 >>Hillary Clinton ruled out another run for the White House in 2024, saying a third bid is “out of the question.”


to paraphrase Dick "Dick" Nixon, 2 years is an eternity in politics

anything can happen in the interim

Posted by: DB at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (geLO8)

168 I remember distinctly, I was probably eight, when an accordion salesman was making a pitch to my Mom. Buy it on time and it included lessons. First time I ever recall praying on my own.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)

Was your mom a librarian by chance? Name of Marian?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)

169 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (u82oZ)


That caught me off guard and I scared Conor I was laughing so hard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

170 More accordions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NwTMq8dqo

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7ZQe3)

171 This was my 6th Fathers day without Dad. He made it to 96. Haven't felt the same since he's been gone.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (7SwmH)

You never do.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ)

172 banana Dream

We need more Central Asian Muslim vs Han Chinese cultural exchanges. IYKWIM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (u82oZ)

173 164 Some Rat

Hrothgar has skills. He has an excellent Denial that is a non-Denial. Or is it a Non-Denial that is a Denial?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

Hopefully he will be able to use his wit and wisdom at the TXMoMe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

174 Squeeze box > accordion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (XG2Fi)

175 I have an accordion, and I'm not afraid to use it

Posted by: Zydeco Miklos at June 19, 2022 11:13 PM (85b0r)

176 This was my 6th Fathers day without Dad. He made it to 96. Haven't felt the same since he's been gone.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy

This was my fifth. It's not the same.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (IcyNP)

177 Driving past highway sign for Local PD now hiring! Laterals Welcome...uhhh what?

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)

178 Weird Al Yankovich plays accordion because a door to door accordion salesman knocked on his family's door when he was a kid.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (oTZbj)

179 Even more accordions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2QoOs-WRo

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (7ZQe3)

180 176 This was my 6th Fathers day without Dad. He made it to 96. Haven't felt the same since he's been gone.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy

This was my fifth. It's not the same.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (IcyNP)

My first...yeah

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)

181 Leave the gun. Take the accordion.

Posted by: DB at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO8)

182 Driving past highway sign for Local PD now hiring! Laterals Welcome...uhhh what?

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)

Assume movement from other agencies. Either that, or they're looking for company screws.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (7bRMQ)

183 This was my 6th Fathers day without Dad. He made it to 96. Haven't felt the same since he's been gone.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia


Dad's been gone 15 years. Still, I'll run into some problem and think, "I'll call dad, he'll know what to do...." sigh.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)

184 NaCly and Some Rat, I do believe I could have been a fantastic Democrat speech writer, but my tiny shriveled sense of honor would have prevented me from working for them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 19, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

185 I remember distinctly, I was probably eight, when an accordion salesman was making a pitch to my Mom. Buy it on time and it included lessons. First time I ever recall praying on my own.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM


Right.
Thats when I got stuck with sax lessons.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (anj39)

186 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Are you still attending?

And is the old pet moron email address getting to you? I have two jokes to send you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (u82oZ)

187 116 I want to offer a prayer for more than a few friends who are struggling with depression, drug and alcohol abuse and loneliness. I'm sorry I'm not your rock. I can't be that for you. But I can pray and I can offer love. I just can't be your support.

I'm sorry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

You probably know this - but take care of yourself first.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (7SwmH)

188 Do NOT binge watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Sure, the jokes are funny but the rest is just BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

I never really understood the crazy hoopla about that show. Very overrated
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 10:53 PM (MGB5H)


I recorded and have been watching a bunch of the newer version of "The Outer Limits" episodes. The acting in some of those episodes is horrible. This is especially true of some of the actresses. I have my suspicions about how they got their roles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

189 Laterals Welcome...uhhh what?


Leaving their options open.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (eh1Wg)

190 I remember distinctly, I was probably eight, when an accordion salesman was making a pitch to my Mom. Buy it on time and it included lessons. First time I ever recall praying on my own.
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)

----------

If you've sworn not to touch a musical instrument, have we got an offer for you!

Posted by: ACME Credit Theremins at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

191 Are we sure it’s not Mikloses all the way down?
Posted by: forgot my nic

79% of Twitter accounts are Miklosbots.

Posted by: Elon Miklos-Musk at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (85b0r)

192 Gary Larson had a cartoon.

"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (u82oZ)

193 Gary Larson had a cartoon.

"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That is just mean.

Posted by: Lady of Spain at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (85b0r)

194 103 Buffy, Firefly and House md are my absolute favorite shows ever. I'll probably be watching them on my deathbed.
Posted by: Megthered at June 19, 2022 10:54 PM (/Y9Tr)


The actor who played House is great. I have a dvd set of "Wooster and Jeeves" that I need to watch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

195 I wonder what sound an accordion would make as it was used as a target.

You'd have to start small and enjoy the destruction.

Little by little. Then finish with a grenade launcher.

That's what I think about accordions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

196 165 France had parliamentary elections, and Macaroon lost his "centrist" parliamentary alliance. La Pen and hard left won seats. What does that mean ? to us ? probably nothing.
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:12 PM (V13WU)


Which one had the hawt wife?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (anj39)

197 have my suspicions about how they got their roles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at

Hard work and dedication to their "craft" I assume

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (MGB5H)

198 150 139 Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!

Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)

I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM (7SwmH)

199 I am Miklos!

Posted by: Spartacus at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

200 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

201 Which one had the hawt wife?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (anj39)


Model/thespian Carla Bruni, Sarkozi's wife ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (V13WU)

202 nurse ratched

There was a Russian group that used pistol bullets and tuned metal plates to play classical music. The videos are out there someplace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (u82oZ)

203 I am Miklos's beard!

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at June 19, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)

204
Ich bin ein Berliner !

*not really...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:22 PM (V13WU)

205 Another great Scrubs episode, is the one where the surgeon,Turk, doesn't have time to buy his girlfriend a gift. So he finds something in the "Ass box" to give her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

206 Gary Larson had a cartoon.

"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That is just mean.
Posted by: Lady of Spain at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (85b0r)
***
I used to sit next to Gary in college.
His doodling was hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)

207 There was a Russian group that used pistol bullets and tuned metal plates to play classical music. The videos are out there someplace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Dude. Sign me up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (U2p+3)

208 Weird Al can flat wear out an accordion. The way he whips out Polka Face demands respect.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (vrz2I)

209 Oh, forgot. The "Ass box" is the box where they put things that the doctors take out of people's butts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

210 Not bad accordion:

https://ok.ru/video/1174208907961

Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (AmoqO)

211 I used to sit next to Gary in college.
His doodling was hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:23 PM (anj39)


THE Gary ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)

212 180 My first...yeah
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)

Sorry dude! And Infidel, Orange Ent, Some Rat...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (7SwmH)

213 Diogenes

That is so cool. Uh, was he really that ... twisted?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (u82oZ)

214 . So he finds something in the "Ass box" to give her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at

There's no lost and found, there's an ass box

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (MGB5H)

215 Dude. Sign me up.
Posted by: nurse ratched


SNORT! "Flight of the Bumblebee" gonna be lit!!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)

216 @209 Why would they keep that sort of thing ? Pervs.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)

217 Well, accordion doesn't have to sound like that:

https://youtu.be/DJI1Wq4i6ew

Posted by: Adult Performance Artists Guild at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (afrJM)

218 195 I wonder what sound an accordion would make as it was used as a target.

You'd have to start small and enjoy the destruction.

Little by little. Then finish with a grenade launcher.

That's what I think about accordions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

And what about bagpipes???

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (7SwmH)

219 Rat!
You bastard!

How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (U2p+3)

220 THE Gary ?
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU


Yes.
At Washington State University.
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (anj39)

221 nerdygirl

My brother lived with a prominent doctor at NIH for a while. She had a funny, but heartfelt line: "Never date a plastic surgeon. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (u82oZ)

222 Off, sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:27 PM (afrJM)

223 -
Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!
-----
Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)

I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM -

This right here is my first comment of the day and I still think it is about me. Guilty conscience, I guess.

Posted by: irright at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (NTUk0)

224 How are you?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Pretty good! And your fine self?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)

225 >>> I recorded and have been watching a bunch of the newer version of "The Outer Limits" episodes. The acting in some of those episodes is horrible. This is especially true of some of the actresses. I have my suspicions about how they got their roles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:16 PM (+lVUW)


Part of those aired on Showtime so they XXXed them up.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (BvX7g)

226 Time to go.

Have a great night, everyone.

May the romantic music not be from an accordion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (u82oZ)

227 Nerdygirl, hothgar

I love the when JD is dating Mandy moore but he hates that she says that's so funny instead of laughing so he's a dick to her and she starts crying and he says to Turk "see, she's crying not saying 'that's so sad'". Kills me everytime.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:28 PM (MGB5H)

228 192 Gary Larson had a cartoon.

"Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:17 PM (u82oZ)

I liked the one of a guy in hell with a goofy smile, cheerfully pushing a wheelbarrow full of brimstone and one demon observing saying to the other demon 'you know, we're just not getting through to that guy...'

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)

229 Atomik Harmonik - Traktor Polka
Nice squeezebox action
https://youtu.be/uozqaUmISVI

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (4I/2K)

230 Bagpipes have a time and a place.

Out of that time and place, all bets are off.

If the dude playing the accordion also has the cymbals tied to the insides of his knees and bells on his toes, he gets an extra 90 seconds to play.

That's it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (U2p+3)

231 Macron is married to his...HS?...teacher. So she's 15 years older then him or something like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (ESjRY)

232 Yes.
At Washington State University.
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM (anj39)


neat !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (V13WU)

233 Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia

Came back to say that is my favorite of his, and my goal going forward.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (u82oZ)

234 I love the ONT because there is news you can use like distilling crabs into whiskey. Gak!!

Posted by: keena at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (RiTnx)

235 I liked the one of a guy in hell with a goofy smile, cheerfully pushing a wheelbarrow full of brimstone and one demon observing saying to the other demon 'you know, we're just not getting through to that guy...'
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)


Bummer of a birthmark Hal.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

236 Pretty good! And your fine self?
Posted by: Some Rat

Pretty ok. Marine was here this past week for a few days. I had my boys with me for a couple dinners and walks on the beach and it was lovely. Son #1 popped a positive covid test on Thursday and has been pretty sock, but is getting better now. Marine and I haven't had any symptoms.

The beach is noisy tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)

237 -
A pretty down to earth guy.
Who knew???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:26 PM -
-----

That's what they said at the wake of the first guy who tried to develop the parachute.

Posted by: irright at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (NTUk0)

238 Oh wow, Macron's wife is *25* years older then him.

That is...odd.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)

239 I love the ONT because there is news you can use like distilling crabs into whiskey. Gak!!
Posted by: keena at June 19, 2022 11:30 PM (RiTnx)

Can't be much sugar in crabs. Sugar is what yeast eats to make alcohol. Probably not much carbs, either.

But there are roaches in marijuana.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (afrJM)

240 235 Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

There were so many good ones. Between him, Watterson (Calvin and Hobbs) and of course Schultz...

Personally I think the world started to go to s### when Charles Schultz died in early 2000...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (7SwmH)

241 Accordions are the mimes of instruments (not sure if that's how this meme works).

Time for bed anyhow.

Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (AmoqO)

242 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)

--------

Grunions in heat again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (XG2Fi)

243 Oh wow, Macron's wife is *25* years older then him.

That is...odd.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)

Mommy issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2022 11:34 PM (afrJM)

244 I like The Boneless Chicken Farm.

Cracks me up every time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

245 Mayor Pete Buttplug waves his magic wand.

I read that 'waves' as 'wipes', honest.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt)

246 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Well it didn't rain today and we had our 8th day of the year at 70 degrees....so hell ya, celebrate!

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)

247 I am Miklos!
Posted by: Spartacus

I wouldn't cross that guy.

Posted by: Miklos, ordering shitloads from K-Tel at June 19, 2022 11:35 PM (85b0r)

248 wow, Macron's wife is *25* years older then him.

---------

Known by most cultures as "mom"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (XG2Fi)

249 Mayor Pete Buttplug waves his magic wand.

Pete, don't pull that thing out so fast!

Posted by: The other Mr Buttplug at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (ESjRY)

250 The actor who played House is great. I have a dvd set of "Wooster and Jeeves" that I need to watch.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Weird thing is that Hugh Laurie wrote a book of fiction, "The Gun Seller", which I bought just for the heck of it, turned out it was a very interesting and well written book with an finale that I never saw coming!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (hOUT3)

251 Good Nite all - it's only 8:30 here on the left coast but 4 AM comes awful early these days....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (7SwmH)

252 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)


The mountain has much snow.
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM (anj39)

253 [this is going to be gross]

A few decades ago there was a European distillery that took the pee from diabetic individuals and used that to make whisky. They can have high sugar content in their piss and combined with barley and yeast they could make whisky. I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)

254 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Quiet it down, wouldja!

Geez

Posted by: The Lion does not sleep tonight at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (85b0r)

255 A few decades ago there was a European distillery that took the pee from diabetic individuals and used that to make whisky. They can have high sugar content in their piss and combined with barley and yeast they could make whisky. I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)

Fuckers. Horning in on my action!

Posted by: Civet Cat at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (7bRMQ)

256 I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:37 PM (BvX7g)


"I'll have a double shot of 'This Tastes Like Piss' on the rocks, please"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (xhaym)

257 More accordions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NwTMq8dqo

Posted by: Pete Seria

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (EmhqX)

258 The mountain has much snow.
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.
Posted by: Diogenes

*strokes long moustache*

Posted by: John, in chair against the wall at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (85b0r)

259 The grunion are quiet tonight.

Too quiet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (XG2Fi)

260 252 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
The mountain has much snow.
Je repet..
The mountain has much snow.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:36 PM


But is the surf against the wall?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)

261 >>> The actor who played House is great. I have a dvd set of "Wooster and Jeeves" that I need to watch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)


He was also Quote 1 guy's Black Adder a few seasons.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (BvX7g)

262 John Kerry should only fly on zero emissions planes. Solar or gliders. He can even fly 1st class if he wants then.

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (PTDkx)

263 Home again, road trip over.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)

264 252 The beach is noisy tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:32 PM (U2p+3)


The wind blows from the south
Repeat
The wind blows from the south...

Seriously now - goodnight!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (7SwmH)

265 A few decades ago there was a European distillery that took the pee from diabetic individuals and used that to make whisky. They can have high sugar content in their piss and combined with barley and yeast they could make whisky. I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.
Posted by: banana Dream


If Germany, be thankful it was just pee.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

266 Weird thing is that Hugh Laurie wrote a book of fiction, "The Gun Seller", which I bought just for the heck of it, turned out it was a very interesting and well written book with an finale that I never saw coming!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Hugh Laurie appeared in the friends episode "the one where ross says Rachel" as the plane passenger Rachel annoys with her story of her and ross

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (MGB5H)

267 Sunset in another 40 minutes. Then the party starts!

Seriously, I don't give a crap about the kids partying around the beach fires. It's the gang bangers doing donuts in every damn intersection and blasting their stupid rap music that get me.

Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)

268 Weird thing is that Hugh Laurie wrote a book of fiction, "The Gun Seller", which I bought just for the heck of it, turned out it was a very interesting and well written book with an finale that I never saw coming!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

He's also an extremely talented musician.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (EmhqX)

269 A few decades ago there was a European distillery that took the pee from diabetic individuals and used that to make whisky. They can have high sugar content in their piss and combined with barley and yeast they could make whisky. I don't know what the complete process was. This was all done "to raise awareness of diabetes" or something.
Posted by: banana Dream
---
I'm pretty sure urine used to be used as a mouthwash in pre-Listerine times...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)

270 The actor who played House is great. I have a dvd set of "Wooster and Jeeves" that I need to watch.

Laurie played three very different characters in his three most famous roles (the other Blackadder) which shows he can act.

It is interesting there are such talented people, Rowan Atkinson another, and yet if I ever turn on "broadcast tv" I'm amazed at how terrible it is.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (ESjRY)

271 Blanco!
Welcome home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)

272 Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Hey! You're not old. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (r1z5A)

273 Seriously, I don't give a crap about the kids partying around the beach fires. It's the gang bangers doing donuts in every damn intersection and blasting their stupid rap music that get me.

Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)

You left out annoying fart cannon mufflers, because I'm pretty sure they got annoying fart cannon mufflers on those cars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (VwHCD)

274 >>> "I'll have a double shot of 'This Tastes Like Piss' on the rocks, please"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:38 PM (xhaym)


On those websites where people rate whisky, the funniest review I ever read was something like, "this tasted like someone shoved a bottle of vanilla extract up their arse hole then shat on my tongue". I don't think he was a fan.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:42 PM (BvX7g)

275 Pee is sterile.

Just sayin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

276 Seriously, I don't give a crap about the kids partying around the beach fires. It's the gang bangers doing donuts in every damn intersection and blasting their stupid rap music that get me.

Oh well. I guess I'm just an old fart.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)
***

Sniper nest.
Three shots
End of issue.

Ahhh...so ive heard

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (anj39)

277 I'm pretty sure urine used to be used as a mouthwash in pre-Listerine times...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)


Romans would use it as a teeth whitener, and one of the classical writers mentioned that when you saw that Senator with that bright smile, you know his mouth was full of piss recently.

Cicero? Someone who wielded a sentence like a knife, IIRC

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)

278 Of all the stupid comments I make, THAT is the one chosen as comment of the week? You need to pay your interns better Mis Hum!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (kXYt5)

279 Happy Father's Day to all in the Horde who are blessed with children becoming good citizens.

And to all of you who are struggling...Don't give up. You can still make a difference...these are very hard times we live in and we need you the most now.

God Bless all fathers who stay...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (J00IM)

280 You left out annoying fart cannon mufflers, because I'm pretty sure they got annoying fart cannon mufflers on those cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Hahahahaha! YES! This fucking dumbasses.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

281 >>> I'm pretty sure urine used to be used as a mouthwash in pre-Listerine times...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)


What in the world could be so wrong with someone's breath that piss is an improvement?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (BvX7g)

282 Ahhh...so ive heard
Posted by: Diogenes


There is persistent rumor that this works every time it is tried!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)

283 Welcome home.

Thank you, ma'am. It's good to be home. Sorry, a bit too tired to flirtatiously touch your butt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 19, 2022 11:45 PM (Bd6X8)

284 OK... damn... Conan the Barbarian... Arnie's movie...

Womenz? Three for three... Mom... Witch... Thief...

All definite 1's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:45 PM (oHd/0)

285 And to all of you who are struggling...Don't give up. You can still make a difference...these are very hard times we live in and we need you the most now.

God Bless all fathers who stay...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (J00IM)

Every generation lives in hard times... its the human condition.

To expect OTHERWISE flies in the face of history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:46 PM (oHd/0)

286 I'm pretty sure urine used to be used as a mouthwash in pre-Listerine times...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2022 11:41 PM (K5n5d)

Romans would use it as a teeth whitener, and one of the classical writers mentioned that when you saw that Senator with that bright smile, you know his mouth was full of piss recently.

Cicero? Someone who wielded a sentence like a knife, IIRC

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)

I used to romanticize about the ancient world. The older I got and the more I read I became convinced that it really was a fucked up place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)

287 275 Pee is sterile.

Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

They used to have young prepubescent boys PEA on wounds, to clean them out.

Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)

288 In regards to Buffy the Vampire Slayer I remember liking it, well, seasons 2-5 a lot.

If you take it as teens/20 somethings dealing with life...plus vampires...it is enjoyable. The actors work well together, the women are pretty, and the snark is...snarky. If you get too involved in the lore and the world it falls apart.

But when they decided to get overly serious in the last two seasons they lost most of the charm.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (ESjRY)

289 38 You know what I miss, most of all--
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That cat needs a cat friend. Get another cat, female but neutered.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

290 178 Weird Al Yankovich plays accordion because a door to door accordion salesman knocked on his family's door when he was a kid.
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2022 11:14 PM (oTZbj)


I was saved from that by a fall from a horse. I had fallen off a horse and couldn't remember anything. My friend's dad brought me home, where my mom was talking to an accordion salesman. The sales man left and my mom took me to the hospital.

Odd experience. I found myself in the emergency room cubicle and had no idea how I got there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:48 PM (+lVUW)

291 Hahahahaha! YES! This fucking dumbasses.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)


Yeah I figured. The tacky bastards don't have the common decency to run a V8 with flow-masters, lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

292 I used to romanticize about the ancient world. The older I got and the more I read I became convinced that it really was a fucked up place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)

Yup... I believe the HIGHEST GREATEST advancement is human history?

Indoor plumbing. Been without... not good.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (oHd/0)

293 285

then we are ready for EPIC times that will define us 8 years down the road.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (J00IM)

294 I spent the afternoon pulling blackberry vines out of an arborvitae hedge. I now have a pile of cut blackberry vines in my side yard that could hide a Fiat.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)

295 Christmas in June:
Got a paper yard bag stuffed full of camel fiber from a gal at church today.
Her husband does a TX History program with them.

Will have to keep it out in the shed and process it outside in small batches, but looking forward to playing with it.

Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:50 PM (y40tE)

296 294 I spent the afternoon pulling blackberry vines out of an arborvitae hedge. I now have a pile of cut blackberry vines in my side yard that could hide a Fiat.
Posted by: Kindltot

Flammenwaffer those bastards or they will root and start growing within a day. And they are vengeful asshole plants.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)

297 Will have to keep it out in the shed and process it outside in small batches, but looking forward to playing with it.
Posted by: sal at June 19, 2022 11:50 PM (y40tE)


Are you spinning it or felting it?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)

298 53 "Miklos got on the sockpuppeter list twice?
How is that even possible?!?"

Those are two different Mikloses.

Posted by: Ken at June 19, 2022 10:36 PM (vrz2I)
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Not possible. The Universe cannot support 2 Mikloses unless they have different quantum numbers.
(calm down, no Math forthcoming ........... yet)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

299 at the lake today...what is up with the fools on jetskis with tunes blastin as they tear holes in the water. Just as bad as the wakeboarders and music..all about me-ism these days.

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (+I6Y/)

300 >>> They used to have young prepubescent boys PEA on wounds, to clean them out.

Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)


I've also heard it's good for jellyfish stings. Personally I think it was just a way of keeping people from complaining.

"Oh the pain! My wound hurts so much I think I'm dying!"

"Oh here let me piss on you a bit that should help."

"Hey, uh ... actually you know I'm starting to feel a lot better. Anyway I think I'll go take a stroll over there where people aren't offering to piss on me"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2022 11:55 PM (BvX7g)

301 Wait, I thought the red man/green man crossing symbols were for people who can't read...

Posted by: Average Guy at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (f7Cdr)

302 Flammenwaffer those bastards or they will root and start growing within a day. And they are vengeful asshole plants.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)


A trenching shovel works pretty good to dig up the roots, though I will have to go over the ground again and dig up what I missed.

I did another area that had plum and blackberry, it is doing pretty good, I got the plum stumps out and the berry roots dug, I can maintain it with a lawn mower from her on, I suspect.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (xhaym)

303 First hit of the best female pop singer - ever. What a voice!

https://tinyurl.com/53mknvkw

Posted by: SD Kid at June 19, 2022 11:56 PM (AMIL/)

304 I spent the afternoon pulling blackberry vines out of an arborvitae hedge. I now have a pile of cut blackberry vines in my side yard that could hide a Fiat.
Posted by: Kindltot

Flammenwaffer those bastards or they will root and start growing within a day. And they are vengeful asshole plants.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:53 PM (U2p+3)


Mark with WP and hit it with naplam. Then follow up with some agent orange.
Then...given a decent amount of rain and sun, the blackberries will create an awesome cobbler.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (anj39)

305 I don't mayor Pete gave a shit about flight cancelations until his flight got canceled, then it was a problem. Sorry pos.

Posted by: SSR at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (7NmRg)

306 They used to have young prepubescent boys PEA on wounds, to clean them out.

Why? they had no idea except that it seemed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13

On the coast of Yucatan, sometimes fishermen or others get sea urchin spines in their feet or legs. First it becomes numb, then burns and hurts.

The traditional first aid is to pee on the area, as the uric acid counteracts (somewhat) the poison from the sea urchin spines.

Posted by: The Stuff Miklos has learned at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (85b0r)

307 Best Far Side cartoon: Lippizaner Cows

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2022 11:58 PM (+lVUW)

308 Then...given a decent amount of rain and sun, the blackberries will create an awesome cobbler.
Posted by: Diogenes


You're not wrong.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3)

309 Re: the camel fiber- spinning it.
Probably combined with some wool or silk.
She just combed it off them, so it includes the long bristly locks.
Which you can spin into rope if you need to, but I will probably discard, or cut up and save for the birds.

Posted by: sal at June 20, 2022 12:00 AM (y40tE)

310
Mark with WP and hit it with naplam. Then follow up with some agent orange.
Then...given a decent amount of rain and sun, the blackberries will create an awesome cobbler.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (anj39)


Himalaya Blackberries are nature's own concertina wire. I spent years picking berries out of thickets for Mom, and I think I will buy mine from the farmers' market from now.
I am tired of having them on my fence, anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)

311 74
Teach them where one may find factual information the same way one teaches them that the local news or a history book is factual while everything else is fiction.
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Careful with those history books as some are distorted, downright lies and completely rewritten.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

312 They used to have young prepubescent boys PEA on wounds, to clean them out.


Hey!
That little bastard said he was 18.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39)

313 Sal, I have been saving the cat hair I've been combing off the cats, the goal is to try to make felt.

Everyone needs an insane hobby, the world would be better for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)

314 Himalaya Blackberries are nature's own concertina wire. I spent years picking berries out of thickets for Mom, and I think I will buy mine from the farmers' market from now.
I am tired of having them on my fence, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at June


There is a walking trail near Enumclaw wa that is choking with blackberries. I've made some kick-ass cobblers from there.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:04 AM (anj39)

315 Thank you all for the telling...Morning light will come and off to work Mental Health with my overwhelming # Meth Heads,# Black Tar addicts... #OD after # OD on the Fent.. War on drugs.(LAUGH)..no...just us getting killed by drugs...just this country getting killed by drugs...by the Chi-Coms and the Cartels...acts of war ...unless you be in the swamp makin greenbacks off the import. So no act of war...

Yeah it's like that now a days. Maybe Russia WILL nuke us and put us out of our failure/misery's....Sad I AZZ

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:05 AM (J00IM)

316 Everyone needs an insane hobby, the world would be better for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)

I think my whole life is an insane hobby. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD)

317 I had an idea today on a way to limit our expenditures in Ukraine. Why can't US policy be to match Germany's contribution?

I don't see how anyone could criticize this. We'd be matching the commitment of the dominant European power, the largest European NATO power, and the fourth largest economy in the world.

And if they don't give a shit about Ukraine, why should we?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (sWM8x)

318 There is a walking trail near Enumclaw wa that is choking with blackberries. I've made some kick-ass cobblers from there.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:04 AM (anj39)


finding a good patch means you can make wonderful jam. It is embarrassing to me to have my wife pick enough for a batch of jam off my back fence.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (xhaym)

319 >>> On the coast of Yucatan, sometimes fishermen or others get sea urchin spines in their feet or legs. First it becomes numb, then burns and hurts.

The traditional first aid is to pee on the area, as the uric acid counteracts (somewhat) the poison from the sea urchin spines.
Posted by: The Stuff Miklos has learned at June 19, 2022 11:57 PM (85b0r)


My wife did catholic mission trips there a while back. Very poor people. They have survived for a long time through fishing alone. The following is typical south of the border governmentin', probably coming to us soon. A good number of the city mayors by the coast entered into secret meetings with foreign, mostly Chinese fishing company deals and sold them the rights to all the fishing. Then the mayors and other involved officials took the money and escaped the country.

So the people not being able to fish decided to not do anything else. The cities were mostly controlled by cartels and the church missions worked under their permission and protection.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:07 AM (BvX7g)

320 I think my whole life is an insane hobby. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

When is your housewarming party?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

321 That story mostly applies to the Baha coast but also Yucatan a bit too.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 20, 2022 12:08 AM (BvX7g)

322 Coast-to-Coast might actually be good tonight.

Posted by: The Stuff Miklos likes sometimes at June 20, 2022 12:09 AM (85b0r)

323 I wish to make it til 2024...just to prove the point of 2020.

With MASSIVE PLAYBACK and large perp marching's.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:13 AM (J00IM)

324 finding a good patch means you can make wonderful jam. It is embarrassing to me to have my wife pick enough for a batch of jam off my back fence.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2022 12:06 AM (xhaym)


Hell.
She can pick for me and i won't be embarrassed at all!

I hate those fu*king scratches on my arms.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:14 AM (anj39)

325 Recreational device. Medicine cannon. Mouthwash dispenser. Is there anything the human penis can't do?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 20, 2022 12:16 AM (KFhLj)

326 Oh yay! It's everybody's favorite retarded troll!
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Is it bad when you see a comment like this and have to scroll back to make sure they aren't referring to you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 11:09 PM (eh1Wg)

I thought the same thing but all I posted was a Fathers Day greeting up to that point...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:20 PM -

This right here is my first comment of the day and I still think it is about me. Guilty conscience, I guess.

Posted by: irright

Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas. I meant Raimando, whose command of the English language a few comments back appeared to have been more compromised by purple drank than usual.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 20, 2022 12:16 AM (yAwAU)

327 I wish to make it til 2024...just to prove the point of 2020.

With MASSIVE PLAYBACK and large perp marching's.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:13 AM (J00IM)


Naaa.
The protests will be epic.
Let the cities burn.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2022 12:17 AM (anj39)

328 I know- you think needle arts would be pretty tame, but
there's always something new to try.

Posted by: sal at June 20, 2022 12:18 AM (y40tE)

329 South Dakota: Come for the scenery, stay for the (intense) weather.

https://youtu.be/tMwXSzV8hlo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:19 AM (Bd6X8)

330 189 Laterals Welcome...uhhh what?


Leaving their options open.
----
Seattle and Portland ex-cops welcome. Also NYC ex-cops.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 12:22 AM (qfLjt)

331 I used to romanticize about the ancient world. The older I got and the more I read I became convinced that it really was a fucked up place.
Posted by: Berserker

Yeah, but you gotta admit the gibbet, the pear of anguish, and the brazen bull were pretty badass...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 20, 2022 12:24 AM (yAwAU)

332 Not usually up this late on Sundays. Are the trolls always so desperate?

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:26 AM (IcyNP)

333 Not usually up this late on Sundays. Are the trolls always so desperate?

It's not like they can point their guy's positive accomplishments.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:27 AM (Bd6X8)

334 The trolls tonight are only constrained by their toe clips.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:30 AM (a4EWo)

335 It's not like they can point their guy's positive accomplishments.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

True.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:30 AM (IcyNP)

336 My first Father's Day without my father. Sure do miss him.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 20, 2022 12:31 AM (SRRAx)

337 So sorry Teresa. It's so hard. Prayers for peace.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:32 AM (IcyNP)

338 {{{Teresa}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at June 20, 2022 12:33 AM (r1z5A)

339 337
Bless your Father...mine gone 3 years now...miss his humor and his no BS view of life.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:34 AM (J00IM)

340 My first Father's Day without my father. Sure do miss him.

43rd here. Still miss Papa Basura, sort of, but it's not nearly as sharp as it used to be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:34 AM (Bd6X8)

341 @330: "Im sure Aholepundet would ..."

"Aholepundit" spelled correctly returns exactly one result on Google. Some guy named "mac" commented at victorygirlsblog.com in Sept 2020, and whined about about Hot Air and Little Green Footballs being irrelevant. Extra special kinda troll.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 20, 2022 12:35 AM (4NlP1)

342 "Aholepundit" spelled correctly returns exactly one result on Google.

We get that all the time in the Comments Section for departmental rulemaking.

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at June 20, 2022 12:37 AM (85b0r)

343 Blanco,
That was intense. I love a nasty storm though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2022 12:38 AM (U2p+3)

344 {{Teresa}} I miss my Dad every day, and it is going on 12 years now. Peace to you. Belated Father's Day wishes for the dads of the Horde. Thinking of you too, Blanco.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:38 AM (a4EWo)

345 Heart is such a sad what might have been story. I ran across something the other day where Ann Wilson was regretting the hits they had in the 80s as they were just calculated pop songs. That band had such promise but romantic issues made the guitar players go away and that was effectively the end of them as far as art went. I remember when Barracuda was released on the radio, it was crazy good to us...still kicks.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 20, 2022 12:40 AM (3/XaG)

346 277 Kindltot


Re: Cicero

Mark Antony had his hands chopped off & nailed to the Senate door.

C'ro could be kind of an arrogant, self-righteous pain in the adz. I could envision him on CNN braying about Trump.

Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2022 12:41 AM (NLIak)

347 Thinking of you too, Blanco.

Was hoping to hear from the "grandson" (the emotional now seven year old), but Sunday is the court ordered day to spend with bio-dad and he's usually pretty wiped out at the end of it.

Good thing I have the day off tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:42 AM (Bd6X8)

348 153 Lets see Hillary on a bicycle.

The idea of bicycle races between most politicians sounds like must see TV. Not sure what type of race would be funnier. Probably BMX style..

Posted by: azjaeger at June 20, 2022 12:44 AM (3/XaG)

349 " the Shirelles success reflected the Civil Rights Movement."
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Right, the civil rights movement was really big in 1957.

Could it be that the so called civil rights movement was really a commie plot to screw up things since the next generation could see the nonsense of segregation and the growing black entrepreneur community.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 12:45 AM (KeYSV)

350 Kidlet must have been busy today. She used to wish me a happy father's day. Her dad was ah, absent. I taught her to climb a fence, play catch, work on the car, etc.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:45 AM (IcyNP)

351 344

I do not miss my DAD every day because he raised me to be always focused on the Day I was in and not look back hard on the pervious day so behind me. Or to overstress on the day in front of me.

Just be present in the day I was in.

He was a good dad...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:46 AM (J00IM)

352 Heh, two of my brothers, Solo and Psycho, are at a Primus show. Psycho's sending me videos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:47 AM (Bd6X8)

353 The idea of bicycle races between most politicians sounds like must see TV. Not sure what type of race would be funnier. Probably BMX style..
Posted by: azjaeger
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ESPN announcer: "Annnnd there's Peter Buttigieg, bringing up the rear!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (kKXQR)

354 The idea of bicycle races between most politicians sounds like must see TV. Not sure what type of race would be funnier. Probably BMX style.


Oh my gosh, I can just see Jerry Nadler on his bike with a wide load sign on the back.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)

355 ESPN announcer: "Annnnd there's Peter Buttigieg, bringing up the rear!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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"He's coming up from behind!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:49 AM (kKXQR)

356 ESPN announcer: "Annnnd there's Peter Buttigieg, bringing up the rear!"

He's trying to get to the inside, really pounding it there!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 12:49 AM (Bd6X8)

357 DDS, rofl.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:50 AM (IcyNP)

358 HAaaaaaHAaaaa

Good one!!! OLE" pinchy Buttigieg...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 20, 2022 12:51 AM (J00IM)

359 Former Rep. Alan West (R-FL) once had a "Surfin' With Alan" fundraiser.

Be fun to watch "Surfin' With Chris" (Christie); "Surfin' With HRC," and/or "Hang Ten With Joe & Hunter."

Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (NLIak)

360
He's trying to get to the inside, really pounding it there!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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ESPN announcer: "Buttigieg has found an opening!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (Kawbo)

361 Buttgig, bringing up the rear.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 12:56 AM (IcyNP)

362 Rear Admiral Rachel Levine, cycling in the women's division , has left the field behind and is now neck and neck with Michelle Obama for the lead.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:59 AM (a4EWo)

363 -
ESPN announcer: "Buttigieg has found an opening!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM -
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That's kinda how this works.

Posted by: Next in the Daisy Chain at June 20, 2022 01:00 AM (NTUk0)

364 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 20, 2022 01:00 AM (Bd6X8)

365 Debby Doberman Schultz, brain bleach needed, stat.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:02 AM (IcyNP)

366 Jerry Nadler's bike had a flat, but fortunately, he had Pete Buttiplug there to .. well.. you know.


/ick

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:02 AM (tkOps)

367 ESPN announcer: "Buttigieg has found an opening!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2022 12:52 AM (Kawbo)

But the race is still close. The Secretary is pulling a head! He's beating off the other competitors!

Posted by: Other Commentator at June 20, 2022 01:03 AM (7bRMQ)

368 Barra.....baracudA!!!

That was makeout music X1000. Thanks, Ann & Nancy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:04 AM (LOVUx)

369 A sign is necessary explain how the crosswalk light works, though the crosswalk light is supposedly geared toward the illiterate?

Either the people who put up the sign think the illiterate are smarter than the literate, or, the people placing the sign think the illiterate will suddenly know how to read, once they spy the sign.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (5pTK/)

370 Father's day sucks. My DH is a great father, no doubt, but his son.... and then there's my dad.... who is now dead and beyond all of it, but I have to pray for him even knowing where he probably went to....

Fuck it. Let's just celebrate idiot Galveston darkie day.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)

371 Is there any news on Skip's dad who was taken to the ER from church?

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 20, 2022 01:08 AM (fweVu)

372 JM in Florida, IIRC his dad is home and resting.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:10 AM (IcyNP)

373 Well, past 2300 here. Time for me to get some sleep. night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2022 01:10 AM (MLgWJ)

374 Infidel, thanks

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 20, 2022 01:12 AM (fweVu)

375 Oh my gosh, I can just see Jerry Nadler on his bike with a wide load sign on the back.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)
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don't forget the trailing rider with the flashing lights.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 20, 2022 01:14 AM (5pTK/)

376 Good night AOP. Infidel do you ever go to MoMe's? I would like to meet you sometime.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:16 AM (a4EWo)

377 DDS, not yet. Jobs, wuhan flu and now unemployed. I do meet up with DWS and hubs when they are here visiting family.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:18 AM (IcyNP)

378 Ack, WDS.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:19 AM (IcyNP)

379 I think you are back east?

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:20 AM (IcyNP)

380 ..Fuck it. Let's just celebrate idiot Galveston darkie day.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)


Look, just 'cause I gots me a great tan from workin' all de live long dey down heah in de Texas sun, you'n gotta be talkin' like dat 'bout me heah?

*white boy with great tan fails paper bag test, again*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:23 AM (tkOps)

381 Communist, Civil Rights movement and Rosa Parks:

_American Thinker,_ https://is.gd/7vH1ke

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:23 AM (KeYSV)

382 Late, but present.
Good evening all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:27 AM (U9e9f)

383 Good evening COMM.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:29 AM (IcyNP)

384 Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:23 AM (tkOps)

Yup, we now have a blatantly racist National Holiday...

uh.... yeah?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2022 01:31 AM (oHd/0)

385 Good evening COMM.
Posted by: Infidel

COMM on, Eileen!

Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Miklos Runners at June 20, 2022 01:34 AM (85b0r)

386 Hi Infidel! I hope all is well on your side of the mountain

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)

387 Good evening COMM, and Miklos too, and Jim, I haven't seen you guys for a while. Infidel, I am here in the east, but I do chat with WDS once in a while.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:37 AM (a4EWo)

388 380 ..Fuck it. Let's just celebrate idiot Galveston darkie day.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 20, 2022 01:06 AM (LOVUx)
----------------------

There's nothing wrong with Juneteenth in Texas, it belongs there, and there's no reason to disparage a race for celebrating its freedom.

You want to blame someone for foisting a holiday irreverent to your and other states upon you thus degrading it, as they do everything they touch, look to the Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:37 AM (KeYSV)

389 There are no "chicks with dicks".

There is only "guys with tits".

Posted by: Matt Noto at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (ZaYq5)

390 COMM on, Eileen!
Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Miklos Runners at June 20, 2022 01:34

You are evil, I'm trying to sleep and you made me play this fun song.

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (55Qr6)

391 There are no "chicks with dicks".

There is only "guys with tits".
Posted by: Matt Noto

*attempts to flex moobs*

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 20, 2022 01:39 AM (85b0r)

392 You are evil, I'm trying to sleep and you made me play this fun song.
Posted by: Farmer

It's evil, but a it's a dry evil.

Posted by: Miklos, in a unique sink of heat and humidity at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (85b0r)

393 COMM, good enough. Humid today so the house never really cooled off.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (IcyNP)

394 Is the new Miklos the same as the old Miklos?
I'm suspicious...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:41 AM (U9e9f)

395 Brian Stelter's next gig is spokesperson for mansierres.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

396 *white boy with great tan fails paper bag test, again*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2022 01:2xc

LMAO, that would be our Jim NSD, always dude

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2022 01:42 AM (55Qr6)

397 You know who else thought that sheer will could overcome any physical obstacle?

*holds toothbrush under nose*
Posted by: Cicero

Why did Hitler brush his nose ?

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 01:43 AM (arJlL)

398 Evening ONT folks, I mostly lurk these days but damb it is good to know you are always here. What a shittiy week i've had. Gonna scroll up and see what is positive....

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 20, 2022 01:44 AM (v3K1A)

399 Is the new Miklos the same as the old Miklos?
I'm suspicious...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

NEW and IMPROVED!*

*with 20% more Miklosium!

Posted by: Miklos, former Kaizen (continuous improvement) trainer at June 20, 2022 01:45 AM (85b0r)

400 My Dad made it to 93. My oldest brother, who was taking care of him at the time, said that Dad had a major stroke after watching a Cowboys-Giant game on TV. He held on a few weeks after the stroke and I was able to fly out one time to see him before he passed. My mom, with Alzheimer's, lasted for a few months after that. There are a lot of questions I wished I had asked them while they were still alive. My Dad seems to have had a tough life early on, growing up in the Depression. He had some impressive accomplishments after WWII including organizing and piloting a Gospel Airlift to fly ministry students to small towns across the South that didn't have a preacher.
I have a video where he tells a cute story about how my mom and dad met.

Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 01:45 AM (GJnvT)

401 Been trying to train my nose hair into the mustache but they keep curling around the outside of my nostrils.]

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2022 01:46 AM (KeYSV)

402 Those are some impressive comment totals this Sunday night.
I can't imagine racking up that many.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2022 01:47 AM (jTmQV)

403 Hi Infidel! I hope all is well on your side of the mountain

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)

What about the other side of the mountain?

Posted by: Jill Kinmont at June 20, 2022 01:50 AM (7bRMQ)

404 Theodore, I'm glad that you went to your concert last night. I wish that I had asked more, and listened more to both of my parents. It is nice to have that video.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 01:50 AM (a4EWo)

405 There are no "chicks with dicks".

There is only "guys with tits".
Posted by: Matt Noto at June 20, 2022 01:38 AM (ZaYq5)

But do they have balls or no balls?

Posted by: Nick Rekieta's livestream chat at June 20, 2022 01:51 AM (kOpft)

406 Been trying to train my nose hair into the mustache but they keep curling around the outside of my nostrils.]

Posted by: Braenyard

Could be one hell of a Fu Manchu

Posted by: Miklos, or a slippery slope at June 20, 2022 01:53 AM (85b0r)

407 Hi Infidel! I hope all is well on your side of the mountain

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 01:36 AM (U9e9f)

What about the other side of the mountain?
Posted by: Jill Kinmont

She'll be driving six white horses when she comes.

Posted by: Miklos, holding his horses and cooling his jets at June 20, 2022 01:54 AM (85b0r)

408 Forget your pedestrian rules.

How about I beat you to death with a tire iron and then jack your car for a joy ride to rob a liquor store and rape your family?

The Biden Administration says it's okay.

Posted by: Generation Z at June 20, 2022 02:01 AM (0ocXn)

409 How about I beat you to death with a tire iron and then jack your car for a joy ride to rob a liquor store and rape your family?

The Biden Administration says it's okay.
Posted by: Generation Z

We've been around longer and have more knowledge.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:05 AM (IcyNP)

410 Old Headline:

Lack of brains hinders research
-- The Columbus Dispatch

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:05 AM (qfLjt)

411 403
That would be my side of the mountain

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:06 AM (U9e9f)

412 That would be my side of the mountain
Posted by: COMountainMarie

lol. Your side of the mountain and my side of the mountain.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:09 AM (IcyNP)

413 'Night Horde, I am off to dreamland.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2022 02:10 AM (a4EWo)

414 Pelosi’s Brother-In-Law’s Company Received $737,000,000 From Obama’s Energy Dept As “Loan Guarantee”
https://tinyurl.com/vfnd9x6a

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:10 AM (qfLjt)

415 'Night DDS.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:11 AM (U9e9f)

416 Sweet dreams DDS.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:11 AM (IcyNP)

417 414 Pelosi’s Brother-In-Law’s Company Received $737,000,000 From Obama’s Energy Dept As “Loan Guarantee”
----
I assume that like all government depts., the DoE has to budget for money. Why would it have a billion dollars in petty cash/chump change to give out? Its budget should be all earmarked for its own projects.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt)

418 Well, good night good people...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2022 02:21 AM (U9e9f)

419 {Debby} I'm still a bit tired from the concert, mostly from the drive to Raleigh, NC and back, in addition to a band rehearsal. There have been a few times in my life when I have pushed the limit of staying awake and felt completely out of it from sleep deprivation. (luckily I have never fallen asleep at the wheel) One thing I have found out that helps to come back to life when I am safe at home is to lie flat on my sofa, cover my eyes with a cushion and put on Sketches of Spain (Miles Davis, Gil Evans). Something about that CD puts me under into really deep sleep.

Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 02:23 AM (GJnvT)

420 Am I left holding this blog?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)

421 Not ye, but I'm fading fast.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:27 AM (IcyNP)

422 yet.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:27 AM (IcyNP)

423 Am I left holding this blog?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)

No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:30 AM (VwHCD)

424 423 Am I left holding this blog?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)

No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.
----
Get some bourbon, relax in a comfy chair and listen to good music.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:32 AM (qfLjt)

425 424
Did I paint you a nice, relaxing picture?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:33 AM (qfLjt)

426 Get some bourbon, relax in a comfy chair and listen to good music.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:32 AM (qfLjt)

In my world that translates to get a drink, grab the guitar, park my ass, and piss off the neighbors, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:37 AM (VwHCD)

427 No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Don't paint and drive !

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 02:37 AM (arJlL)

428 Awfully quiet.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:42 AM (IcyNP)

429 Now I'm wide awake.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:46 AM (VwHCD)

430 Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Theodore at June 20, 2022 02:47 AM (GJnvT)

431 Ditto here. Have to call UI office first thing.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 02:49 AM (IcyNP)

432 Anyone left awake?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 02:54 AM (qfLjt)

433 I'm still here

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:54 AM (VwHCD)

434 I can see it now. I pissed away last summer with the move, now I'm going to piss away this one redoing this house.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 02:57 AM (VwHCD)

435 All secure in sector 7

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 20, 2022 02:59 AM (+I6Y/)

436 I'm too old and decrepit to do any physical stuff. Got light fittings that need attention, mainly pull chains needing to be replaced. My sewer line is stuffed again. Happens about once a year. I blame the government mandated low-flow toilets.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:01 AM (qfLjt)

437 Ditto here. Have to call UI office first thing.
Posted by: Infidel


Monday is a holiday......

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2022 03:05 AM (arJlL)

438 I'm too old and decrepit to do any physical stuff. Got light fittings that need attention, mainly pull chains needing to be replaced. My sewer line is stuffed again. Happens about once a year. I blame the government mandated low-flow toilets.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:01 AM (qfLjt)

Low flow toilets are an abomination. In the old house I would just hold the lever down and get a multi gallon flush, even though it was a low flow. This house has the older billion gallon flush toilets, but they'll be going away soon, because they are old and ugly. If the new toilet sucks I'll flush the damn thing a few times anyway to keep the lines clear.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:07 AM (VwHCD)

439 The house should be designed with the utility room, and hence the washing machine, upstream of the toilet so that it helps flush the line, but no, got to put the utility room next to the kitchen.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

440 Monday is a holiday......
Posted by: JT

Ah, shit.

Sleep is elusive.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (IcyNP)

441 Anyone left awake?
Posted by: Ciampino


My eyeballs are revolting against my brain... again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:13 AM (IEa8U)

442 The house should be designed with the utility room, and hence the washing machine, upstream of the toilet so that it helps flush the line, but no, got to put the utility room next to the kitchen.
Posted by: Ciampino

These words frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Miklos, Unfrozen Medieval Plumber at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (85b0r)

443 The house should be designed with the utility room, and hence the washing machine, upstream of the toilet so that it helps flush the line, but no, got to put the utility room next to the kitchen.
Posted by: Ciampino

Makes sense, probably why the 47 yo toilets here never have a problem. Unless brother was using them.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (IcyNP)

444 Also those magic pillows? They aren't the miracle friend you think they are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:15 AM (IEa8U)

445 Look, fluffy pillows aren't the thing you thing they are. They're shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2022 03:16 AM (IEa8U)

446 Also those magic pillows? They aren't the miracle friend you think they are.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Neither are the motel "Magic Fingers".

Fifty cents for a bunch of nothin'

Posted by: Miklos, considering class action lawsuit at June 20, 2022 03:17 AM (85b0r)

447 442
These words frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Miklos, Unfrozen Medieval Plumber at June 20, 2022 03:14 AM (85b0r)
----
Well as a medieval plumber you don't understand washing machine. A Roman plumber may understand sewer but probably not a medieval one.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:18 AM (qfLjt)

448 Well as a medieval plumber you don't understand washing machine.
Posted by: Ciampino

Sometimes I call Darleen my "Speed Queen".

She has this thing she calls the "Spin Cycle".

Posted by: Miklos, uncomplaining at June 20, 2022 03:22 AM (85b0r)

449 The house should be designed with the utility room, and hence the washing machine, upstream of the toilet so that it helps flush the line, but no, got to put the utility room next to the kitchen.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

yeah thats how this place is. Laundry room is the pusher for the whole drain system. Its first in line. All the pipes are PVC though, and they don't really clog.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:23 AM (VwHCD)

450 My sewer line, from the edge of the concrete slab of my back porch to the city line, is only a few years old as I had it replaced. Under the house and under that slab, is still original pipe (I call it cardboard) but would be a major job to renovate because of the slab. But that is where the trouble always is.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)

451 I'm going to get some shuteye. I've been up since noon. I'll talk to you all later in the day.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (qfLjt)

452 My sewer line, from the edge of the concrete slab of my back porch to the city line, is only a few years old as I had it replaced. Under the house and under that slab, is still original pipe (I call it cardboard) but would be a major job to renovate because of the slab. But that is where the trouble always is.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)

I'm seeing a jackhammer in your future.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (VwHCD)

453 235 I liked the one of a guy in hell with a goofy smile, cheerfully pushing a wheelbarrow full of brimstone and one demon observing saying to the other demon 'you know, we're just not getting through to that guy...'
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 11:29 PM (7SwmH)


Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2022 11:31 PM

CAR!

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 20, 2022 03:37 AM (Rbu5d)

454 My sewer line, from the edge of the concrete slab of my back porch to the city line, is only a few years old as I had it replaced. Under the house and under that slab, is still original pipe (I call it cardboard) but would be a major job to renovate because of the slab. But that is where the trouble always is.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 20, 2022 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
------

I'm seeing a jackhammer in your future.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 20, 2022 03:32 AM (VwHCD)


We'll talk.

Posted by: 'This Old House' Producers at June 20, 2022 03:41 AM (ldL4g)

455 Up and at em early, traveling a bit today

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 03:43 AM (2JoB8)

456 I'm seeing a jackhammer in your future.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

If I ever write a noir detective novel, the protagonist will be called Jack Hammer

Posted by: Miklos, who met Mickey Spillane once at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (85b0r)

457 Skip

Safe travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (u82oZ)

458 Miklos, who met Mickey Spillane once

Or a bodice ripper. The right tool for the right job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 20, 2022 04:07 AM (u82oZ)

459 Or a bodice ripper. The right tool for the right job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Jack the Ripper

Sounds vaguely familiar

Posted by: Miklos, who killed nobody in London, other than with his stylish attire and witty repartee at June 20, 2022 04:09 AM (85b0r)

460 If I ever write a noir detective novel, the protagonist will be called Jack Hammer

Posted by: Miklos, who met Mickey Spillane once at June 20, 2022 04:05 AM (85b0r)


Already did a parody so, . . .

Posted by: 'Sledge Hammer!' at June 20, 2022 04:11 AM (ldL4g)

461 Actually, can I borrow a sledge hammer?

I have the wood and the cast iron kindling splitter, but the trusty hatchet ain't doin' it.

Posted by: Miklos, prepping for camping and/or outdoor cooking at June 20, 2022 04:16 AM (85b0r)

462 Few years ago had sewer clog, pipe sheared in half but except for hand digging a week it was easiest fix ever did

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:27 AM (2JoB8)

463 Weird Al in high school asked to join someone's rock band. The guy informed him that no rock band has an accordion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2022 04:34 AM (ybIRR)

464 Weird Al in high school asked to join someone's rock band. The guy informed him that no rock band has an accordion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I give you Polkacide-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IdrMuOdVPg

Posted by: Miklos, about to dance like a rockin' Polok at June 20, 2022 04:36 AM (85b0r)

465 Ian Anderson was told that about a flute

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:37 AM (2JoB8)

466 I'm in an old apartment building on the third floor (of six) and last year some kind of toilet water line pump inside the bathroom wall (above the toilet) went friggin' nuts, making a loud, deep vibration that literally shook the walls, with the water constantly running and flooding the bathroom of the apartment below mine. When the plumber came, they replaced a pipe under the bathroom tile that was cast iron and dated 1928. Cast iron pipes may not be built to last forever, but almost one hundred years on the job is pretty damn close, IMHO.

Posted by: 'Sledge Hammer!' at June 20, 2022 04:37 AM (ldL4g)

467 Bye, tv parody sock.

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)

468 Posted by: 'Sledge Hammer!' at June 20, 2022 04:37 AM (ldL4g)

467 Bye, tv parody sock.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)

Hello, Peter Gabriel song.

Posted by: m at June 20, 2022 04:44 AM (EcL99)

469 Feed The Enemy, by The Archies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 20, 2022 04:53 AM (AHJSh)

470 467 Bye, tv parody sock.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2022 04:42 AM (ldL4g)

Hello, Peter Gabriel song.
Posted by: m

I am shocked

Posted by: the monkey at June 20, 2022 04:54 AM (85b0r)

471 Hopefully can do another roof patch when get home, still feeling Saturday's

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 04:55 AM (2JoB8)

472 PIXY IS NOOD
and I'm outta here

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2022 05:00 AM (2JoB8)

473 Regarding prison workers, I strongly suggest you reread the 13th amendment completely to see who can still enslave you.

Posted by: Mitch probably at June 20, 2022 01:58 PM (zMYGS)

474 No, I finally put my paint roller down, because I am paint man. I'm a man who paints. I paint because I'm a man. I am a man with paint. I am paint man. I'm finally frigging done. It's bourbon time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I used to paint as a summer job in college. Then one of my part time jobs was selling paint, downtown Bloomington IL in an old Monkey Wards. My last day there the song...Take This Job and Shove it, played over the store's system, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at June 21, 2022 12:09 AM (55Qr6)

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