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National Review: Hey, How Did the Blessing of Liberty We Know as Drag Shows for Children Get So Out-of-Control...?!?!
For National Review, the political landscape is just an endless series of hills which are not worth dying on.
Except for destructive gatekeeping attacks against the right and attempting to relive the past glory of #Canceling the John Birch Society -- National Review lives on that hill, dies on that hill. Forever. But anything else? It's beneath them to get into struggles over such crude matters.National Review, proudly declaring “this is not the hill to die on” has questions about the culture war.
— Factotum (@emery__bored) June 16, 2022
NR's excuse is viewpoint diversity--but would you even entertain this view?? Is there an acceptable amount of grooming at NR pic.twitter.com/2P1bv2Yka1
— Pedro L. Gonzalez (@emeriticus) June 16, 2022
Don't let NR get away with this. When it mattered, they stood on liberal neutrality and sided with French, who called all this a "blessing of liberty."
— Sohrab Ahmari (@SohrabAhmari) June 16, 2022
Now, three years later, they're standing athwart history, or rather more like a deer in headlights, yelling, "Wait, what?" https://t.co/f2rhOM6dHM
Meanwhile...
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— Audubon Society (@audubonsociety) June 13, 2022
National Review The conservative magazine for liberals. It's seriously as if they're attempting to craft a "conservatism" that will be deemed "Safe for AWFLs (Affluent White Female Liberals)," aka, their wives.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
"Don't you know so many classic children's books are written by gays?"
Going from writing a book to sashaying your crotch in front of a pre-schooler is a pretty big leap.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (lTGtQ)
Who, it is rumored, helped to deny any Trump supporters regular positions at NR.
And now here we are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (arJlL)
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Well done, Ace. LOL.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent, who's getting more worried at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (Sp1Lf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: kallisto
Didja ever find out how many kids Eastwood has ?
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (Sp1Lf)
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Should have left Spain to the Moops as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Started? Okay, you almost had me there. Good one.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (QYPq3)
It's pride month, Skippy.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (AiZBA)
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Yeah, it would be like if a boy said, "I'm not like the girls."
No shit. You're a boy.
NR isn't conservative. They're not unlike the "other" conservatives, they're unlike conservatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (89T5c)
What a waste. Haven't looked at them in years.
Posted by: Black JEM at June 16, 2022 03:02 PM (LyTO1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 16, 2022 03:02 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 16, 2022 03:02 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 16, 2022 03:02 PM (DcKNO)
feh
I downloaded their birding app- you know, to look at birds and know which ones they are
It came with a daily shitstorm of leftist emails about climate and justice and the usual codswallop-
didn't take long to unsubscribe
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (geLO8)
I guess they're gonna get canceled
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (kf6Ak)
They spam me three times a week. Today it was imploring me to buy a subscription for someone else and "give the gift of conservatism." The gall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (0zQHa)
Now, they are everywhere -- including churches -- and I have to make plan to somewhere that they are not just to void them.
This is a fucked up world.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (lf83v)
Every "Trump killer" of a GOPe candidate will get a cover and three major articles about how they are the future of the party.
They will have dropped out of the race by the time the print magazine actually goes out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (DJFLF)
Quantum Mechanic is David French?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (zxGcY)
Yes, these are the people we should be taking seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)
it's been a steady slide, with brief pauses for Reagan and Trump
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (geLO8)
They spam me three times a week. Today it was imploring me to buy a subscription for someone else and "give the gift of conservatism." The gall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (0zQHa)
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Send back the little slip with a note written on it:
"I have. I sent four people links to ace.mu.nu."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (sWM8x)
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (rJ48h)
Every "Trump killer" of a GOPe candidate will get a cover and three major articles about how they are the future of the party.
They will have dropped out of the race by the time the print magazine actually goes out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
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You must've just had your crystal ball serviced, because it's providing extremely probable predictions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (arJlL)
I don't think anyone really knows.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (DJFLF)
Every "Trump killer" of a GOPe candidate will get a cover and three major articles about how they are the future of the party.
Is Liz Cheney going to annihilate Trump / DeSantis by Iowa, or just coast to victory by scoring substantial wins in each state?
Posted by: National Review at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (eGTCV)
National Review has always been a whore of conservatives, willing to sell whatever view the corporate class wants.
Name one conservative politician today who cites arguments made by those whores. They are far more likely to be quoted approvingly by far-left liberals than any actual conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Sp1Lf)
Maybe NR would be taken seriously if they'd actually tell their readers if they even HAVE a Hill To Die On.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (0zQHa)
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The GOPe will spend $250 million, at a minimum, to defeat Trump.
Trump will have the race sewn up no later than NH.
Liz Cheney will retire in luxury.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (bdwRM)
498 years to flatten the curve!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (iLhx3)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (lf83v)
If we wanted to be told what to do by swishy foreigners we would have stuck with King George.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (yQpMk)
OK... Meadowlark... can we get you to sing into the mic...
NO STAY AWAY FROM THE Windmill.... shit...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: National Review at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (/NCI4)
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That was last week.
This week is Adam Kinzinger. Next week will be John Kasich.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
But as you have said in the past, they are not like us because they are up in their 5th ave maisonette looking down on us.
They are so *detached* from the reality of the working class people who have to live in the society they are critiquing and who have to send their kids to these schools.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
pertinent illustration by Ralph Steadman:
https://tinyurl.com/53w7k8vu
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM
Pimps, the lot of 'em. Never could have outfought the Meeps.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (rl4NL)
Take the number of babymamas Ted Nugent has, multiply by the number of children Anthony Quinn sired, then subtract the total of Marlon Brando's brood.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (44ww/)
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It's been the only real upside to any of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:09 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
'berserkers' marched at the front because they were stone-cold nuts and would scare the shit out of the enemy
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:09 PM (geLO8)
Take the number of babymamas Ted Nugent has, multiply by the number of children Anthony Quinn sired, then subtract the total of Marlon Brando's brood.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 03:08 PM (DJFLF)
Or you can just take half of the number of children the average NBA player has fathered.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:09 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: Any number of American women at June 16, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (iLhx3)
Wait until someone tells Krause about death.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (VwHCD)
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Mine is.
In real life, I'm an illiterate communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (0zQHa)
Every time I score rohypnol I always end up taking it all myself. That is my gift to all the women out there. I'm a giver.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (qpX6U)
This is a fucked up world.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (lf83v)
Just now I went out to grab something for lunch, and passed what I thought at first was a girl. It turned out to be a middle-aged guy with pink hair, pink flowery leggings, a fanny pack, and moobs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (DRSnL)
Gluttony Month = November (turkey day over-stuffing rituals)
Greed Month = December (obvious reasons)
Sloth Month = August ('cuz it's hot and nobody wants to do anything)
Wrath Month = April (for the righteous rage that tax day inspires)
Lust Month = February (cupids shooting lovers in the asses with arrows)
Envy Month = January (people feeling jealous of the better Christmas or Hannukah gifts that their friends got)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (VwHCD)
Can confirm.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (DRSnL)
Thank you Gaia!
Posted by: Some Drag Queen at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joetato at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (aDzty)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (Y5qcH)
(Eastwood) has eight known children by six women, only half of whom were contemporaneously acknowledged. Eastwood refuses to confirm his exact number of offspring
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (pt/Se)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (OTXUv)
If conservatives stopped listening to and reading cucks, AoS would be the last publication on the Right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (Rw3PQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (RkC6l)
I'm not like other commenters.
They're all icky and clever and say clever stuff and be all clever an' shit all the time.
I just look at whatever Tater's saying and post that. Well, and sometimes quote "The Fairly Oddparents".
Send me money.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (SseOZ)
Haven't read NR in a while but Cooke had always been strong on the Second Amendment.. especially for a limey...
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (TKmok)
Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (pt/Se)
Pride is Hubris.
Hubris precedes Nemesis.
Posted by: Old Greek philosophy at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (bdwRM)
Same. I'm 6'9", have a jawline made of glass, am 225 pounds of pure muscle, and have a 6-figure income job, when I'm not running rescue homes for doggehs and kittehs...
Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (rJ48h)
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (kf6Ak)
t'fuk'outta here
Posted by: Joetato at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (aDzty)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:10 PM (DRSnL)
SMOD, where are you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
When I was young, we had trans, and green haired wierdos, and homosexuals. They all lived in Greenwich Village and Fire Island and Provincetown and Key West. We could go to see them if we wanted weird shit. We just needed to plan to go to where they were.
Now, they are everywhere
Kind of like Canadian geese.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!
Posted by: Old Man Gabe Malor at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO
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Wonder if they'll have cage match, Thunderdome-style, to determine who inherits the Eastwood fortune...Or maybe a shootout since he made a lot of westerns...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 03:05 PM (RkC6l)
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Yep! I came here to write:
"You can trust me, I'm not like the others."
- Ace, probably
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (VJsqe)
I find it interesting to see Ace say this, and yet we see semi-regular posts about whatever Megyn Kelly is saying to shore-up her conservative cred. Fuck that post-wall snake in the grass. Let her pal around with Ben Shapiro to try and rehabilitate her image and grift...those two are made for one another.
Posted by: Grimmy at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (JCZqz)
That's not new. Though usually it's somewhat less offensive in that they simply ape the behaviors and pursue the activities of the sort of guys they're interested in. It'd be nice if they realized guys don't want to marry a mirror image of themselves.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (b2nrj)
We gave you this blessing of liberty, and you rubes seem to have taken things too far. Oh well, I guess freedom is too good for those shabby precincts.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (RKgnI)
If conservatives stopped listening to and reading cucks, AoS would be the last publication on the Right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (IXpV7)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: McCloud from the clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (wb1YC)
>>So our Blade Runner future is here!
Off World Colonies!! I was promised Off World Colonies!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (69SD/)
(Eastwood) has eight known children by six women, only half of whom were contemporaneously acknowledged. Eastwood refuses to confirm his exact number of offspring
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO
One of those six degrees things. One of his daughters was engaged to the photographer that took the photo of Kathy Griffin holding the bloodyTrump head .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (SseOZ)
I have two middle names. Two cool middle names. But I would never ever go by the First X.Y. Last format, because that is mark of a total fag who's next up for a swirly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Cap'n Billy K at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (hJbP+)
___________
At least Eastwood financially supported his brood, and he didn't try to have any of the baby-mamas murdered, at least as far as we know. So in that sense, he's not like many of the pro athletes who also enjoy spreading the sperm around.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
that's gonna be a battle royale- ankle-biters will be coming out of the woodwork for that one
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (geLO8)
Same. I'm 6'9", have a jawline made of glass, am 225 pounds of pure muscle, and have a 6-figure income job, when I'm not running rescue homes for doggehs and kittehs...
Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)
Me, I'm short, dumpy and of uninspiring intellect, not like the others here.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)
So, your in every Hallmark Romance movie?
Left out Prince though...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
You like sex? Me too!
Posted by: American women when you first meet them at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)
I'm 6'9", have a jawline made of glass, am 225 pounds of pure muscle, and have a 6-figure income job, when I'm not running rescue homes for doggehs and kittehs...
Posted by: Thrawn
Drive a Tesla?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (63Dwl)
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (rJ48h)
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Been a while since I've heard that one.
https://youtu.be/4Cg2O4SsHQw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (0zQHa)
And both these cretins who couldn't even get into U of MD think they are thought leaders.
Lol
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (rl4NL)
>>So our Blade Runner future is here!
Off World Colonies!! I was promised Off World Colonies!!
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I was promised flying cars. I got oodles of illegal aliens and retards running my country.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (IXpV7)
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"I concur." -- George R.R. Martin
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Do you think the phenomena are linked? Should we start spraying with DDT again?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (YovzQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (SseOZ)
"Nah. Next time I'm going to cut out the middleman... I'll just find a bitch I can't stand and buy her a house."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (IXpV7)
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What about the "First initial then rest of name" format? Like J. Bruce Ismay or J. Pierpont Morgan?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (0zQHa)
"I concur." -- George R.R. Martin
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (YIVH2)
I thought R.R. were just his pirate initials.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (MkYsY)
Lost telegram from 1967 delivered.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (OTXUv)
Idiocracy was supposed to be a cautionary tale...
Not a 'how too' manual.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (X3Ikm)
They are Leftists. If we only had liberals as political adversaries, the Republic wouldn't be in jeopardy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (ppBhU)
Yesssss!
Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (hJbP+)
Just getting started.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (QYPq3)
Remember that Conservatism, Inc. is based in Washington, D.C. and NYC, two cities notorious for being full of left-wing women, and thus difficult for conservative men looking to date.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (geLO8)
What about the "First initial then rest of name" format? Like J. Bruce Ismay or J. Pierpont Morgan?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (0zQHa)
Mark of a striped pants fag who's too rich to give a swirly because his phalanx of stone-hearted Pinkerton button men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (IXpV7)
The conservative magazine for liberals.
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Marxism Reimagined!
Conservatism Croaks in Cuckness.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (KVk4z)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (pbYrN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (0zQHa)
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My dad does this. He just hates his first name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Like everyone else here, I stopped bothering to know or care about them years ago but I do recall that Cooke struck a pro-2A pose before reverting to his Limey roots. AFAIK, no one there is anything other than cosmetically pro-2A now.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (qpX6U)
the Meadowlarks around here don't look like they believe they are the Angel of Death Come to Strike Down Kingdoms and Sunder Worlds
Granted, could be we have a sub-species
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)
When I want to get my "date" drunk, I just get a bottle of cheap vodka and pour it on my hand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (bdwRM)
That can’t be
Posted by: 7man at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (qwO6y)
Oddly...no. Seems like the only people that have any interest in trannies are really screwed up guys who apparently want lady penis
Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)
>>Just getting started.
As has been said, take profits now while there are still profits to take.
I can see DOW 25k or less before all of the destruction is wrought be the illegitimate Junta running our government.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (69SD/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (IEa8U)
"Nah. Next time I'm going to cut out the middleman... I'll just find a bitch I can't stand and buy her a house."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (bW8dp)
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The writer of the movie Stan & Ollie gave a slightly cleaner version of that line to Stan Laurel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (IXpV7)
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Man, I wouldn't mind having a phalanx of stone-hearted Pinkerton button men to my bidding.
/me wanders off to call 1-800-HENCHMAN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM (IXpV7)
That's funny. My nephew has two middles names. When I went to his graduation a few weeks ago I expected them to say his full name, but they just said his first and last. Afterwards I asked him why and he said that's what he told them to do, because using his full name was dumb.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:17 PM (geLO
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Valley of No Balls.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (KVk4z)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (zL564)
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A dude dressed in the misogynistic version of blackface prancing about is a message of hope for the future? Ay caramba!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (fs1hN)
I don't think the typical NR staffer is all that into women, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Really, that is all of DC. People go there and get sucked into acting like they belong. (I am talking about the workers, not politicians,) They think that means looking down on where they came from.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
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Yep. I know a few professors that do that. They prefer to go by their middle name, rather than their first name. So their professional name is basically: First Initial, Middle Name, Last Name
Some of them get a little touchy if you call them by their first name.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
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Too true. I needed a wife hung better than me.
Posted by: Barry on Martha's Vineyard at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (bdwRM)
Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
I'm starting to see some 'counterculture' who are more like the Founders, than the current left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUg5Mxb2Oc
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)
I've been getting several emails over the past few weeks from my financial broker guy at Edward Jones. It's basically, "Don't panic! Everything will be okay. Call if you have concerns."
He just sent another one out this afternoon. His phone is ringing off the hook from people watching their portfolios shit the bed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Some of them get a little touchy if you call them by their first name.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
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Do...do you know my dad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (pt/Se)
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Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (aaGzp)
My dad does this. He just hates his first name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Is it "Aloysius?"
"Digby?"
"Niles?"
I can keep guessing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: JILL-AVA BIDEN at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)
Me too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (DRSnL)
Sheeet. Now way that thing can be on the road 400 days a year.
...Zombie Meadowlark Lemon...
Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (Mzdiz)
People really do think that the stock market is always going to go up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Y5qcH)
Idiots. Surrounded.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (I76dP)
"Digby?"
"Niles?"
I can keep guessing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (IXpV7)
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Much more mundane. It's Gordon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
/me wanders off to call 1-800-HENCHMAN
They're for the lower sorts. The ones you want are 1-800-MINIONS.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:15 PM (hJbP+)
Just getting started.
Posted by: In Reel Life
I'm afraid to look.
Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:19 PM (DRSnL)
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I, too, have two middle names. I usually just use one of them, as my full name doesn't fit comfortably on forms (eight syllables total).
This is how I ended with an extra ballot in CO's last vote-by-mail election - one addressed to me with three names, one addressed to me with four names. Oh, and three more ballots addressed to previous tenants.
#electionIntegrity
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Watch what you say here. I do that. I hate my first name.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (DJFLF)
Yeah and kiddie diddlers. Don't forget the diddlers. That Maurice Sendak always gave me the creeps. Even when I was young. I HATED where the wild things are.
Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (jZOLv)
For example, J.R.R. Tolkien.
His friends called him "Ron", though, and his students never called him anything but "Professor Tolkien, sir".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (bW8dp)
You know they're thinking about it, though. Look one in the eye; he wants to kill you, but he hasn't figured out how yet.
The costume does try to get the wing shape and breast markings kinda right. Don't be surprised Audubon endorses this. The Long March is complete.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
that's gonna be a battle royale- ankle-biters will be coming out of the woodwork for that one
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My bet is he leaves most of his fortune to charity. Based on interviews he's done, he seems to think people are better off earning things for themselves, rather than having somebody else hand it to them.
And he'll probably put one of those clauses in where if an heir or wannabe heir challenges the will, they get nothing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker,
>>>Me too!
Posted by: Jordan61
see there they go, throwing the rest of us under the bus to elevate themselves!!!
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (AkbRF)
Gordon's not a bad name. Unless you're a fisherman. Then I guess it might suck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
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G. Gordon Liddy! There's another one!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (0zQHa)
Now it's "Hey, what's with all the drag shows?"
Beats me, Charles. We went from civil unions to mutilating young boys and girls in record time.
Guess you guys at National Review should have harrumphed more.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (wb1YC)
NeverTrump is politics for the really ugly people in politics.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (rl4NL)
Maybe NR would be taken seriously if they'd actually tell their readers if they even HAVE a Hill To Die On.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM -
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Oh, they have one and they've been dying on it since Trump. And that hill is leftist money.
Posted by: irright at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Barry on Martha's Vineyard
That's hot.
Posted by: David French, Pharisee, False Christian, Weakling, and Pervert at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (AkbRF)
Lol
Posted by: Joe XiDen
That is why they try so hard to fit in with the kids who went to harvard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (DJFLF)
Please don't tell me Rudyard Kipling was homo.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (I76dP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Isembard Perinaceous Freely at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
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The best Newhart show ever had Howard Borden talking about his brother, Gordon, who was a game warden out west.
Newhart asks: "So your brother is the Warden Gordon Borden from Oregon?"
Newhart's delivery was fantastic.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496 at June
Ditto. Real world.
Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (IcyNP)
Gordon's not a bad name. Unless you're a fisherman. Then I guess it might suck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:23 PM (IXpV7)
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I've never understood why he hated it, but he does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
I have always thought the first initial, middle name, last name was a bit pretentious.
If any director in my proxy stock ballot goes by that, I automatically vote against them.
Posted by: D. Ian Galt at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (rl4NL)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (0vFtj)
No such thing as 'Canadian Geese' - they're 'Canada geese' with no actual nationality. Forced to live in the shadows and defecate freely wherever they venture.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (AkbRF)
so, naturally, the step daughter marries the guy
that kinda butthurt festers and never, ever heals
never !!
Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Bd6X
OOPSIE!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (oHd/0)
G. Gordon Liddy is definitely cool. And his first name was totally legit - "George."
He just owned the "Gordon."
Unlike SOME people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (IXpV7)
I always think things like that, but then it never happens.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (rl4NL)
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Raising interests rates will kill the rest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
You've never heard of "The Man Who Would Wear Bling"?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)
>>Guess you guys at National Review should have harrumphed more.
They stood athwart and the Circus Passed Them Right By.
If you go to their site the headlines are just so bland and the writing even blander.
Like a mayonnaise and cucumber sandwich on white bread with the crusts cut off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (69SD/)
unpapered geese
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (AkbRF)
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Posted by: Azathoth
TBF, I think he got fired after a hissy fit over the Mann lawsuit. I mean, Mark seems to be a very prickly guy to work with. Not sure but he just seems a little prima-donna ish, and the lawsuit gave him more than enough justification.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (RKgnI)
If that's correct then I retract my previous description of him. I thought I remembered him going squishy after one of the high profile school shootings.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Meadowlark Lemon at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (fs1hN)
Yeah, the it's not fraud if the govt. approves or tells us to do it, which they did.
See this from the Bad Cat about where he thinks this will go. Basically, he thinks Pharma will be the scapegoat. Not that I mind, but the regulators and others who forced this shit will try to shift blame from themselves:
https://tinyurl.com/28xbwb7p
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (Mzdiz)
If conservatives stopped listening to and reading cucks, AoS would be the last publication on the Right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (IXpV7)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: McCloud from the clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM
Don't forget about me! The Alex Jones/Infowars of "conservative" websites!
Posted by: The Conservative Treehouse at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Lucas at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (5DTn7)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (R+nZe)
My dad lobbied to swap the first two names (so, make it Conrad Joseph James McLeod), but still call me by the preferred name, which is now my middle name. His justification was that so my future business cards could read "C. Joseph McLeod."
Thankfully, my mother put a stop to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (SseOZ)
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Do you like Kipling?
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
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There are SO many people that should be executed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (arJlL)
I know what you are thinking punk. Was it 6 kids or was it only 5? Seeing as how I'm hung with a 44 magnum, the most powerful....... Think I'll let that one drop right there.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (FQWHA)
Although the bulls are in deep merde, right now the parties have reached an impasse and the bulls seem to think the 3636 line on the SPX was The Line.
Suspecting the more telling action will be in the futures pits overnight.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)
Those guys are fags.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (I76dP)
Posted by: x at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (uQFwj)
if they became extinct it wouldn't be the worst thing imo
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (geLO8)
I always think things like that, but then it never happens.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (AkbRF)
This is the first post left wing turn crash though. The sugar daddies on the left weren't funding them in the late 2000s. So we have no precedent.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (rl4NL)
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (2JoB8)
My dad lobbied to swap the first two names (so, make it Conrad Joseph James McLeod), but still call me by the preferred name, which is now my middle name. His justification was that so my future business cards could read "C. Joseph McLeod."
Thankfully, my mother put a stop to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (0zQHa)
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I wanted to name our firstborn son "Bubba Kingfish Guevara," but my wife wouldn't hear of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
The geese got really pissed off when the taxonomists gave genus Turdus to the thrushes. The geese feel they really deserve that one.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (qpX6U)
On that, Steyn wanted to fight on some point that was worth it as far as personal and intellectual vindication but not as far as legal vidication, and NR said (or their lawyers, who were joint, I believe) we're not fighting on that ground, and Steyn made it a matter of principle and split from the lawsuit to fight on his own.
is that why he got fired, though? I thought that was just regarding the lawsuit itself.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (IXpV7)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: McCloud from the clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM
Don't forget about me! The Alex Jones/Infowars of "conservative" websites!
Posted by: The Conservative Treehouse at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Wait.... whut?
Posted by: The Other McCloud from Clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c
2024. January-ish
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (I76dP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Bd6X )
El Gato Malo has some predictions about this on the Substack today. It's about to tumble, but politicians will argue for more control to avoid this kind of thing in the future. Hoo-boy are we screwed.
Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (jZOLv)
Lol
Posted by: Joe XiDen
That is why they try so hard to fit in with the kids who went to harvard.
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David Hogg went to Harvard, and he couldn't meet the admission qualifications for U of MD either.
They'd fit in perfectly with that loser.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c)
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Long term? Now's probably not a bad option. Getting the exact low point is a fool's errand.
Unless you think all of society is about to collapse in which case go long on ammo and tinned food.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/StFWsC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c)
When everyone on cnbc is crying. Until then hold off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (rl4NL)
if they became extinct it wouldn't be the worst thing imo
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (geLO
Add squirrels.
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (Rw3PQ)
Posted by: Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne "Cokie" Boggs Roberts at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (Mzdiz)
My dad lobbied to swap the first two names (so, make it Conrad Joseph James McLeod), but still call me by the preferred name, which is now my middle name. His justification was that so my future business cards could read "C. Joseph McLeod."
Thankfully, my mother put a stop to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (0zQHa)
Joe Mannix isn't your real name?
The internet. It's filled with lies.
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Lucas at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (5DTn7)
So you're the one!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:27 PM (SseOZ)
I should watch that again. I love that movie.
Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (IcyNP)
https://is.gd/StFWsC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (0zQHa)
I'd like to disappoint her for about fifteen minutes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (I76dP)
Shelvy and The Ghost of Endor will live forever within The Horde.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Definitely not.
Neither was Edgar Rice Burroughs, who started banging a 30-something Hollywood actress when he was about 60.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (bW8dp)
The whole thing is silly. When 99% of ConInc is "not like those other conservatives," what's the point?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (qpX6U)
The internet. It's filled with lies.
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:30 PM (1Yy3c)
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I changed it later.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:31 PM (0zQHa)
https://is.gd/StFWsC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (0zQHa)
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I just had a flashback to the opening of Star Wars where behind Luke you can see Tatooine's twin moons.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:22 PM (0zQHa)
For whatever reason, my sister only gave her oldest kid two middle names. The other two just have one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (DRSnL)
they're generally against any attempts to fight the culture war. Cooke, for example, is against DeSantis cancelling disney's special tax arrangement.
Before you say "But that's defensible," yes, any particular point is defensible. It's just that all of their points go this way. They are New York City liberals and consider anything that smacks of the culture war to be unsophisticated and thuggish. They do not like it. While they will say they are against this or that the left does, what really ANIMATES them is any ACTION by the right to combat the left.
They do not like the "image" of the right fighting ugly culture war battles. It upsets their Democrat liberal wives.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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We should talk
Posted by: Zombie Generalissimo Franco at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (bdwRM)
Posted by: Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Did he get to finish?
Posted by: Bruce at June 16, 2022 03:33 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne at June 16, 2022 03:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Stopped in Salem, VA to get something to eat. The car wouldn't start. The battery is obviously bad. Waiting for AAA. Of course, because this part of South, a steady stream of people are asking if I need a jump or someone called.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2022 03:33 PM (pLIbj)
Don't forget the key line from that song.
Had to learn the hard way
To let her pass by, let her pass by
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c)
You'd make a lot more when real estate hit's its bottom in 6-12 months. When they start talking about lowering interest rates, buy!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (QYPq3)
Its impossible to accurately time markets, tops or bottoms. Dollar cost average every 2 weeks for 40 years and you will retire rich. Not much more to it than that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (rl4NL)
/me wanders off to call 1-800-HENCHMAN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Now *that's* hot.
Posted by: The real David French at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (PwvQP)
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
Heh. Bringing back the off colored jokes of the 1900's.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: x at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (uQFwj)
I was at a Love's in Arkansas the other day. There was a little Mexican restaurant across the street. I went and got tacos. Dear LAWD, they were...not good.
I'm back home. I had lunch at the best Mexican restaurant in town. I got tacos. So good I could cry.
The world is a horrible place but good tacos do exist. Just happens that none of them are made by anglos.
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:24 PM (I76dP)
Gordon can't carry my jockstrap!
You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home Canadian musical entertainment, I'm a god!
Posted by: Andy Kim, Canada's Finest Singer at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (pbYrN)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (QYPq3)
The government has been dictating to the social media monopolies for years what they must censor, and National Review says N-O-T-H-I-N-G, but the moment anyone on the right raises the possibility of putting some teeth into the "good faith" requirment of section 230 (and that already exists, it's just apparently dead letter), National Review starts shrieking that the government must not dictate to Muh Private Corporations what they can and can't censor.
But try to get them to even COMMENT on Biden officials straight-up dictating to the social media monopolies that they must eradicate "misinformation." They just pretend it's not happening.
Because, let's face it, they're paid by Google to pretend.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (AkbRF)
Cokie Roberts full name off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Stopped in Salem, VA to get something to eat. The car wouldn't start. The battery is obviously bad. Waiting for AAA. Of course, because this part of South, a steady stream of people are asking if I need a jump or someone called.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2022 03:33 PM (pLIbj)
Further south in my neck of the woods, you'd be offered a meal, a drink and a bed to nap in while they get your car fixed.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (sI15f)
https://is.gd/StFWsC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (0zQHa)
I'd say!
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: The real David French at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (RKgnI)
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I said "bidding," not "bedding," Dave.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:25 PM (rl4NL)
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Raising interests rates will kill the rest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, people with a 700 or lower credit score will love financing a EV for 10-12 years at high interest rates to be able to sort-of afford the monthly payments, then finding out the damn thing has practically zero used car or trade-in value after about 5 years because the battery has very few charge/recharge cycles left.
Posted by: thursday's child at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (AMIL/)
I'm not sure anybody said NR precipitated it, just that they ignored its magnitude, and defended it.
By the way, Nicholas "Spit On The Cross" Frankovich is STILL on the NR masthead. Deputy Managing Editor, which may be a nominal demotion for him.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (qpX6U)
Oh that sucks. Hope AAA is fast
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
Heh. Bringing back the off colored jokes of the 1900's.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (SseOZ)
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I was starting to think it was wasted - shoulda known better.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (VJsqe)
Well, damn, Cokie is dead, Jim. I'd forgotten that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (Mzdiz)
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We should've drawn the line in the sand at civil unions - it was obviously just the camel's nose in the tent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (rl4NL)
And yet I have effectively made 20% this year by doing nothing. Sometimes the crashes just insist upon themselves.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (sI15f)
Sounds like the start to an old Farmer's Daughter joke.
Posted by: The Other McCloud from Clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (AkbRF)
And their Democrat liberal wive's bulls
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Assume so. They were married for several years.
She was a 1.
https://tinyurl.com/54fnc8ua
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:34 PM (SseOZ)
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You mean "jokes of color?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
Because, let's face it, they're paid by Google to pretend.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (AkbRF)
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And Google does their bidding, too. It's a mutually parasitic - and totally illegal - relationship. Odd how Con Inc. is so quiet about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
no, it involved touching, and got sticky
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (xhaym)
i think that was always his position.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (AkbRF)
No shit. You're a boy.
NR isn't conservative. They're not unlike the "other" conservatives, they're unlike conservatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (0zQHa)"
So, what you're saying is that NR are trans-conservatives?
Posted by: Saber Alter at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (k/DdX)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (AkbRF)
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Let's face it:
You're paid by King Harve to push high quality coffee. I'm still trying to figure out which Big Butter is paying you as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
And their Democrat liberal wive's bulls
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Nah, those guys all vote Trump and wear MAGA hats at work. The shame is part of the kink.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (IXpV7)
Elitism is nothing new at NR.
Posted by: Valiant at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (cy2xC)
damn you Joe Biden
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (geLO8)
We should've drawn the line in the sand at civil unions - it was obviously just the camel's nose in the tent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
You gotta drag US into this??
Posted by: Camels at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (1Yy3c)
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When you see the economy moving in the right direction, smaller government, bigger US energy production, and world peace.
Not sure when, in other words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (sEHBt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:32 PM (DRSnL)
My wife has 8 sisters. They all have Ann as a middle name.
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (Mzdiz)
You're paid by King Harve to push high quality coffee. I'm still trying to figure out which Big Butter is paying you as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
Everyone has a paymaster.
Except AtC but she has those Raptor things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (I76dP)
Well, duh. It's called Death Valley for a reason.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: J. J. M. M. W. G Dupree at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (RKgnI)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (sI15f)
Sounds like the start to an old Farmer's Daughter joke.
Posted by: The Other McCloud from Clan McCloud at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (oHd/0)
Depends on the year and make of the car...
Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (wb1YC)
Except AtC but she has those Raptor things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (I76dP)
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A payraptor?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: J. J. M. M. W. G Dupree at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (RKgnI)
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How's your mother doing?
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:39 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: Camels at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM
This whole Thread is about toeing the line.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Elitism is nothing new at NR.
In fairness, elitism was NR's brand. Remember the TV commercials, aired during Rush's TV show, I believe, that had classical music and implicitly pitched the magazine as cultured and sophisticated?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Gonzotx at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (9MaNO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:41 PM (rl4NL)
Posted by: Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. at June 16, 2022 03:41 PM (AMIL/)
>>Because, let's face it, they're paid by Google to pretend.
Well, the company is also registered in NY and there servers are hosted by CloudFlare, which is majority institutionally owned by Morgan Stanley, Vanguard and other investment groups.
If National Review steps out of line, their big money patrons will yank their leash and bring them to heel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (69SD/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:36 PM (5HBd1)
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Economists love to push the "rational market" notion, in the vain attempt to impute scientific credibility to economics - which most definitely is NOT a science - by justifying the use of calculus in economics (by pretending the market moves incrementally).
They ignore the massive impact on the market of group psychology, which vitiates any attempt to render economics as a science.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
In fairness, elitism was NR's brand. Remember the TV commercials, aired during Rush's TV show, I believe, that had classical music and implicitly pitched the magazine as cultured and sophisticated?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (ppBhU)
I want a publication that runs ad featuring Pantera and being explicitly pitches itself as being fucking hostile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
Don't know. I've never Kippled.
Posted by: Random Slob at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (wKtwp)
That's the same story he told about smoking pot. WFB was a bad writer. There, I said it.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
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Disappointing that Ronaldus Maximus (PBUH) appointed O'Connor & Kennedy (in addition to Scalia, of course).
"Because two out of three be bad ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (VlLnx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. at June 16, 2022 03:41 PM (AMIL/
I bet you can't guess what animated show had an episode about that ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (rl4NL)
Yeah, it's sad to see those huge paper losses, but I try to keep in mind that over 75% of my retirement savings is from growth, not from money I put in directly.
Silver lining for me is my taxes next year will be lower. Going to have a lot of capital loss to take off my earned income.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (5p7BC)
In all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself
Posted by: C. Eastwood at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (CUBOV)
Rush used to talk about being invited to Buckley's NYC Townhouse.
You know, NOT to take anything away from the Great El Rushbo, but for most of his career, Rush wanted IN with the elites. He used to regale his listeners with stories of watching NFL games in the owners box, golfing with big shots, getting invited to the Bush WH.
He soured on all of them toward the end, but the Rush of the '90's was no Trump Populist---not that Trump was one in the '90's either....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (mR6Gs)
I want to get in on what should be a historic stock market rebound (if, God willing, we ever get things turned around)
but I'm a total noob on investing- I'd need professional guidance
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Julia at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (O3Olw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (IXpV7)
++++
You're in the right place. Welcome home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Julia at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (O3Olw)
He left town? Brave man.
Posted by: EV Owners at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (D6lWx)
I have never, ever liked Nordlinger. Long before it dawned on me that every conservative public intellectual is an outright fraud, I could tell he was a throne-sniffing cuckling. Prime swirly target.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:41 PM (rl4NL)
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Yep. The problem is that the upside tends to occur suddenly. It's not a gradual, monotonically increase; upsides tend to occur dramatically, and much like avalanches, are impossible to predict exactly when they will occur.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
Timing sells is usually bad; hold forever if you can. But nothing wrong with timing a buy when you see obvious value there.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (qpX6U)
But for girls? They pretty much get to pick, and we follow. Unless we're talking about Lena Dunham, girls get what they want. So what's the point of the "strategy"?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 03:40 PM (ppBhU)
I want a publication that runs ad featuring Pantera and being explicitly pitches itself as being fucking hostile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (IXpV7)
This is the way. \m/
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SmartJOb1 at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (O3Olw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (Y5qcH)
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My elder brother's middle name is our mother's maiden name. I did not continue this tradition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (5p7BC)
Isn't that only if you sell?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (NxOLn)
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My second middle name is my mom's maiden name. But it's a cool name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (nByzo)
I have never, ever liked Nordlinger. Long before it dawned on me that every conservative public intellectual is an outright fraud, I could tell he was a throne-sniffing cuckling. Prime swirly target.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (IXpV7)
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I don't think I ever completed a Nordlinger article.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Shamelessly, he titled his book "Here, There, and Everywhere." Twit.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (IXpV7)
That would probably require placing Tim Dillon as managing Editor.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)
Don't know. I've never Kippled.
Posted by: Random Slob at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (wKtwp)
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I've Tippled in a Kilt -- soes that count?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (VlLnx)
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Which is they are now writing "What Happened?" articles.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (sEHBt)
https://bogleheads.org/
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
After a little throat-clearing and harrumphing about how “it’s reasonable for any country to diversify its supply chains that involve critical resources,” the Global Times said China would consider it tantamount to an act of war if the U.S. diversifies too much because Beijing sees decoupling as preparation for “an all-out conflict” with America’s “strategic competitors” that could escalate into “World War III.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)
You guys do what you want.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM
Ace recently featured her, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (5GiIq)
I have never, ever liked Nordlinger. Long before it dawned on me that every conservative public intellectual is an outright fraud, I could tell he was a throne-sniffing cuckling. Prime swirly target.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
same here. His writing just drips with it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (RKgnI)
Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm reportedly exercised $1.6 million in stock options with an electric vehicle technology firm as she and President Biden urge action on climate change while Americans face $5 per gallon on unleaded 87 octane.
Granholm reportedly sold her holdings in Burlingame, Calif.-based Proterra in 2021, but the UK Daily Mail reported she recently exercised $1.6 million in stock options from the company. The divestment reportedly came in the wake of Republican concerns from last year.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (5HBd1)
I'm not sure this is a good comparison to what's been positied as the male equivalent. There are entire genres of romance writing built around the character that's "not like other girls". It's not so much a trojan horse (as in the male example) as it is a desperate desire to be able to be themselves without getting shit on for failing to conform. Mean girl peer pressure is far beyond what guys deal with.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (CKXPc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (VlLnx)
Posted by: Www.SmartJob1.com at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (O3Olw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:14 PM
AHEM.
Posted by: JRR Tolkien at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Julia at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (O3Olw)
Show us your tits.
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (1Yy3c)
Elitism is nothing new at NR.
But he did tell the story. Out loud. So it was his way of letting the mask slip with a wink and a nod. Who else at NR would admit to saying the same under any circumstances?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (nfrXX)
361 Unless we're talking about Lena Dunham,
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM
Ace recently featured her, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (a3Q
Is that what the kids are calling it today?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (I76dP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM (IXpV7)
I would subscribe to that newsletter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (Mzdiz)
That would probably require placing Tim Dillon as managing Editor.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM (xhaym)
I like it.
Of course, unlike most of the aspirational cucks in the movement, he owns a house in the Hamptons
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:46 PM
Only if you won First Prize.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (5p7BC)
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Unless you have some capital gains to offset, those losses won't help you much.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (sEHBt)
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You've figured out a way to give blow jobs over the Internet? I'm guessing I'm gonna need a somewhat larger USB port ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 03:49 PM (rl4NL)
I want to get in on what should be a historic stock market rebound (if, God willing, we ever get things turned around)
but I'm a total noob on investing- I'd need professional guidance
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 03:44 PM (geLO
"
Oh it's doing something. It's devaluing.
I'd get on the problem of "year's worth of food and arms for me and my people" before worrying too much about growing wealth with it, though.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 16, 2022 03:49 PM (CKXPc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 03:42 PM
https://tinyurl.com/mrxu3ypf
Mouth For War
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 16, 2022 03:50 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:50 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 16, 2022 03:50 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:50 PM (SseOZ)
https://is.gd/StFWsC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:29 PM (0zQHa)
........
I'd tell her it's impolite to point, but that would be stupid.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (R0Tis)
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Group conformity and the competition for the 25% of men who are highly desirable. They have to be the same as their friends (group conformity) but also want the same men their girlfriends do, so they need to find some way to stand out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (jfI6d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022
The water's cold!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 03:47 PM (5HBd1)
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It's GOOD to be part of the nomenklatura.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:52 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Marooned at June 16, 2022 03:52 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
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Also you'd get a beating from all the other guys on the HQ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:52 PM (DRSnL)
Can I interest you in a wig ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (SseOZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (SseOZ)
Only if it's lace.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 03:54 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 03:54 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2022 03:54 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2022 03:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (XIDdz)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:45 PM (R0Tis)
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Group conformity and the competition for the 25% of men who are highly desirable. They have to be the same as their friends (group conformity) but also want the same men their girlfriends do, so they need to find some way to stand out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (0zQHa)
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Maybe. But then, the hottest girls can still do what they want, and stand out anyway. To really break the cycle, you have to use an individually directed strategy. Which does work.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (R0Tis)
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Wait till everybody is driving EV's. They'll be finding them out there by the dozens.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
https://twitter.com/DickDelingpole/status/
1537365228152926210
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 16, 2022 03:53 PM (yikp0)
And tasty!
Posted by: wuhan wet market at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (38JP5)
Probably a few hundred thousand to destroy the brand forever. Hope it was worth it.
These tech oligarchs really did hollow out any sort of "respectable" conservative outlets. It's now just Twitter handles and various blogs to get any sort of decent opinion.
Posted by: Victory at June 16, 2022 03:56 PM (3dm+3)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (XIDdz)
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While accomplished in their days, the Brinte sisters could never match the fame and longevity of the Bronte sisters.
The Brinte Sisters' masterpiece, Wuthering Depths, has been sadly forgotten.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at June 16, 2022 03:56 PM (9+CFV)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 16, 2022 03:57 PM (oWBc3)
Diversify. Don't put ALL your money in stocks; don't put ALL your stock money in one stock. Spread it around asset classes. Whatever stock you do accumulate, try never to sell it.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:57 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 03:57 PM (PwvQP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 03:57 PM (08ncd)
Only $3000 a year. I had to sell my house to use those capital losses (that's not why I sold, it was just a nice side effect).
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2022 03:57 PM (D6lWx)
November 5, 2024.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (nOcun)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (REJkJ)
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Wait till everybody is driving EV's. They'll be finding them out there by the dozens.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
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This just might save the Republic: we convince all the liberals to buy EVs, then tell them there's an anti-Trump rally on the other side of Death Valley (never mind the name, liberals), ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
The Brinte Sisters' masterpiece, Wuthering Depths, has been sadly forgotten.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
The semaphore version was terrible because nobody could see the flags.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (906pl)
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I'm worried about my cousin...
Posted by: Odd Job at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (flINI)
It's about to tumble, but politicians will argue for more control to avoid this kind of thing in the future. Hoo-boy are we screwed.
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LOL, yeah that's the ticket! We'll give more power to the government bureaucrats who colluded with the drug companies, whose payrolls most of the bureaucrats are on (for drug patents) to lie to the public about an experimental DNA "vaccine" that's probably going to kill a whole lot of people.
The same government that green-lighted the drug companies to lie in their applications for approval of the experimental DNA vaccine. Lie about the adverse effects, lie about the effectiveness, lie about fetal deaths, lie about everything.
The same government bureaucrats who went on t.v. multiple times, in their white doctor coats, and told blatant, in-your-face lies like: "the vaccines are totally safe and effective," "the vaccines can't change your DNA because it can't enter the cell nucleus," "the vaccines won't harm pregnant women or their babies," etc.
Let's give the liars more power! That'll fix everything!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 16, 2022 04:00 PM (nOcun)
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (RHGPo)
Guess that tranny model didn't sell lipstick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 04:00 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (RHGPo)
Trannys hardest hit.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 04:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (REJkJ)
You don't like lunatic revenge novels?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (SseOZ)
Noted this AM. And cosmetics is supposed to be a 'recession-proof' sector.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (qpX6U)
November 5, 2024.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (nOcun)
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Yeah, I've had the exact same thought, and toyed with the idea of getting in on it. The problem is that the stock market may start to revive in the run up to the election when it becomes increasingly obvious that the Dems are gonna get ass-raped.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (REJkJ)
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I have no patience for the Bronte Sisters in general.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (0zQHa)
Was he blindly following google maps/waze that led him down non-existent roads?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (hOAT3)
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (RHGPo)
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Probably the first of many. High leverage (endemic in corporate America) plus COVID lockdowns (less need for apparel, makeup, etc.) was probably brutal on those companies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (0zQHa)
Our equivalent would be the "Into the Wild" bus. It got dragged out by helicopter a couple of years ago, but before that tourists needing to be rescued, and occasionally dying was an annual event.
The guy died out there, yo, and no one found his corpse for months.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 03:59 PM (qpX6U)
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or any square ones?
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
She sold them after the huge contract was awarded by her, so a huge capital gain. By the way, she avoided paying taxes on that gain, using a public officials clause. She sold, and moved it to a different investment with no capital gains tax.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2022 03:58 PM (REJkJ)
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I have no patience for the Bronte Sisters in general.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (0zQHa)
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Jane Eyre is amazeballs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Was he blindly following google maps/waze that led him down non-existent roads?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (hOAT3)
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Couldn't afford a fill-up?
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (0IeYL)
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Shoulda cracked the window.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 04:04 PM (MkYsY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I saw that episode of Red Shoe Diaries as a pre teen. Lots of girls kissing each other. Fox Molder narrated it.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 16, 2022 04:04 PM (DRvOq)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 16, 2022 04:03 PM (lTGtQ)
A lot or people don't understand that rich people getting elected sometimes saves people millions in taxes.
Talk about not paying their fair share.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 04:04 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 16, 2022 04:04 PM (nxdel)
I want to see whereth went the $half billion that DeBlasio gave to his wife to squander.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (qpX6U)
I absolutely LOATHE "Wuthering Heights." It's the only classic fiction I detest.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom
It's on TCM right now!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (AmoqO)
Was he blindly following google maps/waze that led him down non-existent roads?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (hOAT3)
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Couldn't afford a fill-up?
prices in shoshone were outrageous years ago. i can only imagine what they are now.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 04:01 PM (0zQHa)
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I reflexively give female authors of fiction a hard pass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, the thinking man's Hank Johnson at June 16, 2022 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2022 04:06 PM (IcyNP)
.. like dead Bob Saget went to "a Better Place"
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 04:06 PM (RHGPo)
Our equivalent would be the "Into the Wild" bus. It got dragged out by helicopter a couple of years ago, but before that tourists needing to be rescued, and occasionally dying was an annual event.
The guy died out there, yo, and no one found his corpse for months.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 04:02 PM (bW8dp)
Driving through the Sahara is another death wish vacation.
As is climbing Mt Everest for the opposite temperature-wise experience.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 04:06 PM (5NkmN)
LOL! No, I like to like the characters!
Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jane Eyre" is ok even if the ending is a bit contrived.
About 20 years ago, British author Jasper fforde published "The Eyre Affair," the first of a series. They're brilliant, especially for those with an appreciation for English lit & puns.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2022 04:06 PM (REJkJ)
Crenshaw . . . had three primary challengers this go round. It was not close; he won with almost 75% of the vote. Simple truth is that he's very popular among Republicans. Not true of the HQ, but the HQ is not remotely representative of any sizeable voting bloc in the U.S., which is why the idea that we are going to primary our way to a more conservative GOP is laughable.
Crenshaw is probably taking a page from the McCain 'Maverick' playbook
Anytime he had a credible thread from the right in a primary, Mave would recruit some other state senator or rep. to run to the right of his opponent to split the conservative vote, allowing mave to get the cushy moderate votes for an easy primary win..
He worked it in the 08 primary also with Fred Thompson jumping in at the last moment to run and split up some of the conservative votes from the other candidates.
Posted by: Blanco at June 16, 2022 04:07 PM (Ay9RF)
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 16, 2022 04:07 PM (DRvOq)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom
I was wuthered once. Didn't care for it.
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 04:07 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2022 04:08 PM (k7+BO)
kinda true- we had full-on depression that one time in the 30s
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 04:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB at June 16, 2022 04:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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They offset salary.
Fortunately, I'm still earning a paycheck in Bidentown.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 04:11 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2022 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
Like, "Look, rubes, anyone enlightened knows it really isn't a 'thing' at all, so, like, just shut up about it."
Posted by: RM at June 16, 2022 04:39 PM (U3LtS)
-Minstrel shows are the overt mocking of the characteristics of the black race by the white race, and are horrible things that any vestige of should get the perpetrator banned from society.
-Drag queen shows are the overt mocking of the characteristics of straight females by gay males, and are just the grooviest thing, man! You're a total hater if you don't want them EVERYWHERE, and we mean EVERYWHERE!
I guess it just shows who's currently on the top of the human bean jar, but why is Karen going along with it?
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at June 16, 2022 04:55 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 16, 2022 05:47 PM (n+v6o)
I grew up in a small midwestern town, almost Mayberry-ish. In the '70's we had four channels, ABC, NBC, CBS and PBS. I remember seeing Firing Line on PBS, (I think), and finding myself immediately turned off by the smarmy, East Coast snotty, voice of William F. Buckley. I didn't know anyone who talked like that, and I didn't want to.
Years later, I checked in to NR, and even later NRO. Okay, they spouted conservatism, but over time, I would hear comments that gave evidence that they lived in a different world than most people, and that they were self appointed "Thought Leaders." People who were and very obviously are now completely unmoored from the real world that most people live in.
Posted by: Bones at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (ef2DQ)
But that was then, this is now.
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at June 16, 2022 11:39 PM (NxljU)
blog from start to end.
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