Farewell, My Tater

Brian Stelter demonstrates,
using a random volunteer from his fan club,
where he's gonna "put it in yo' girl"

Jon Nicosia
@NewsPolitics
SOURCE: Stelter is "down to weeks if not days" left at CNN. They go on "He is everything that reminds the new owners of the Zucker era they desperately want to get past" - More to come.
They continue: "Management is confident Stelter is the one sharing the internal pushback to fellow media reporters while simultaneously stirring discontent within the ranks"

I'm tryna get some right wing pundits together to start feeding Tater quotes and tips on background.

Like, we can alert Tater when we're about to say something that is potentially cancellable, so he can be first to try to cancel us. Anything to get him clicks.

We can't let Tater just fade away. We have to keep this incompetent's career going despite his utter lack of qualifications or skill at it.

Tater is the straw that stirs the drink of conservative media. What are we, without Tater?

I don't know about you, but I don't want to wake up in an "America" where there isn't a grossly obese effeminate clown compulsively scanning rightwing Twitter feeds with his fat clumsy canoli-frigging fingers, just so he can issue stupid hot-takes and insipid snapbacks with that retard smile that says "Aren't I clever" and also "I might have made in my pants again."

We at least need to get him over on YouTube.

We can't just have the charmless alcoholic depressive AllahPundit doing this, or the vindictive Sgt. Schlub Twitter Inquisitor David French.

We need Tater in the mix to give some lightness and charisma to this dour bunch of longterm-nervous-breakdown losers.

...

Let me combine this with an explanation of the Mina's World debacle.

I put this in the sidebar without really understanding it, except that I knew that woke people were mad at other woke people and this made fun chemicals go "weee" in my head.

Black Orchid explains:

ok so Minas was a co-op cafe - basically one of those very Woke, pay-as-u-wish, head in the clouds hippy operations. it was owned/run by a lady named EJ. her son is trans, that's Kate. they are about as lefty as they come, the whole idea for the place was socialist, etc etc
they employed a bunch of (probably) dropped out former penn and drexel BIPOC students. these employees decided they needed to get reparations in the form of collective ownership of the business - building and all. EJ said "um, no."
the workers grabbed her "daughter" who has some mental issues and made "her" the face of their demands on Instagram. with a series of very bizarre videos where "she" talks quite badly about "her" parents and supports the demands of the baristas. they look like hostage videos.
so the parents were stuck, they closed up shop, and are now putting the building up for sale. Kate is apparently a total mess and sunk into a deep depression, so I am not really laughing at all this. it's blue-vs-blue, yes. but i'm just hippie enough to feel for EJ with everything going on.
it's total insanity, basically.

Okay, okay, okay, now I understand "Kate's" position in this. The son of the owners of the coffee shop, who thinks he's a girl, who is trying to raise enough money to buy the building back so he can give it to the "black and brown" workers who demand reparations in the business.

Even the wokies of Reddit don't get it:

Does anyone understand what's going on with Mina's World?
Trying to be understanding and open minded but all I've gotten from the instagram videos posted by the owners and staff is "harm" was committed and it can be fixed by helping to crowdfund a transfer of the property from the one owner's rich mother into employee ownership
If there was wage theft or mistreatment of these workers in someway I support them but right now it's just a bunch of vagueness being tossed around.

missdeweydell
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2 days ago
yes it's super....weird. all of it. that video they posted was like a hostage video for ransom. since no one involved will come out and say what the actual harm is, it seems from piecing together IG stories that the staff want the owners to turn the biz into a co-op for reparations (?) as gentrifiers (?) and are getting resistance from 1/3 of the owners who happens to be kate's mom and is wealthy. it just seems weird coming from a biz run by POC and trans folks. of all the businesses to come for, they chose this one?

dandykaufman2
They come for this one because these guys would let themselves be bullied out of the place based on stated values.

In other words: Well, they said they were woke, we figured we'd test them to see how woke they really were by demanding they just give us their business and their building.

Mina's World was Woke AF:

On queer community they like to support:
I like to support queer bookstores or indie bookstores that carry a lot of work by queer and trans writers and artists. I like to buy books by queer and trans people. Skylight Books is my bookstore in LA. They carry a lot of stuff by queer and trans artists and it's not just relegated to an LGBTQ section. So I appreciate that a lot. I've never been but I interviewed the owners of this coffee shop for a project last year for pride, but it's a little indie cafe in Philadelphia called Mina's World, which is so lovely and queer and trans owned and mostly, if not all, queer and trans employees, and they also sell artwork and books from people in their community and make a lot of their own homemade recipes.

Even the Wokest of the Woke start checking out when you demand they turn over the businesses and property they've worked so hard for to you, just because you're "brown and black" and have decided that you would like to own some businesses and property now.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

2 He's gonna get a job at Russia Today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

3 Not sponge

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2022 02:05 PM (FUBfX)

4 Down goes Tater!

Posted by: Squid at June 16, 2022 02:06 PM (ggJh/)

5 Top 10 Tater Tots

Posted by: Boone at June 16, 2022 02:06 PM (PIEMW)

6 "Farewell, My Tater"

Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2022 02:07 PM (0ovMM)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: Squid at June 16, 2022 02:07 PM (ggJh/)

8 So his tater is cooked?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 02:08 PM (Mzet3)

9 I like taters - Mashed, fried, frenched, curly, hashed, cubed, with onions, or bacon - I like all taters.

Except those taters on media platforms. Thems I don't like.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2022 02:08 PM (Msys3)

10 Oh potato...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:08 PM (V6f9+)

11 Wait, confiscation of property is bad when it's mine... right?
- woketard

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:08 PM (53oGX)

12

Spuddering to a halt . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

13 That's a shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2022 02:09 PM (Qy7kP)

14
A "man" (on paper) with literally no discernible skills, talents or insight into anything.

And I thought Don Lemon and Fredo Cuomo were loads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:09 PM (s2VJv)

15 Mark Dice hardest hit.

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:10 PM (4rA9e)

16 Tater Status: Baked

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 16, 2022 02:10 PM (906pl)

17 East coasters will be able to see Mark Dice's schadenboner.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:10 PM (MkYsY)

18
A "man" (on paper) with literally no discernible skills, talents or insight into anything. . .

. . . and absolutely zero physical presence or appeal. A pasty fat lipid with joke shop windup clattering teeth who looked like a sweaty, right-side-up Mr. Goody Good.

What the hell was CNN even thinking?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:11 PM (s2VJv)

19 Oh come on, there's a perfectly reasonable way to end this:

1. Get a GoPro
2. Film everything that goes on
3. Put it on Amazon Prime as an "Original Series"
4. It runs for one season and gets cancelled.
5. Profit!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:11 PM (PiwSw)

20 #LearnToSwallow

Posted by: Roy at June 16, 2022 02:11 PM (Ti+Tv)

21 And I have no fucks to give about Mina's world or their mentally ill child or their activist staff/customers who want to seize the means of production.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:11 PM (V6f9+)

22 Tater gonna' be mashed when he gets his walking papers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2022 02:12 PM (BFigT)

23 Mina's World debacle.

'Debacle', I don't think that word means what you think it means.

This is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2022 02:12 PM (FUBfX)

24 #hashed

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:12 PM (MkYsY)

25 O Tater, Tater, wherefore art thou Tater?

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (FQWHA)

26 This is absolutely hilarious.
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That's my take too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (sWM8x)

27 Serious suggestion:
Name a new potato variety 'the Stelter'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (V6f9+)

28 i added a picture

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (AkbRF)

29 And I have no fucks to give about Mina's world or their mentally ill child or their activist staff/customers who want to seize the means of production.
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (2bQyj)

30 "charmless alcoholic depressive"

I guess I can't hold that against him.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (qpX6U)

31 Hey, I heard through the grapevine Brian Stelter may soon be available. We're thinking about doing a new show that his talents would be perfect for!

Posted by: Fox News Executive at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (PiwSw)

32 28 i added a picture
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (AkbRF)

Thank you, that's...memorable

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)

33 These people just don't get woke operations are very niche and can only survive where there's a client base. (hint: LA)

But, yeah, that's my white privilege capitalist speaking, so, disregard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (5pTK/)

34 Serious suggestion:
Name a new potato variety 'the Stelter'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Soft when you buy it and not worth the time it takes to skin it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (FUBfX)

35 Does anyone understand whats going on with Minas World?
*

So a dude was given a business by his parents, and the man happens to be mentally ill and enjoys dressing up as a woman. He also is bad at business and screwed it up and decided to get his fae ass out of the business. Now people are mad because other mentally ill people aren't also being given a business.

The part to remind people about:

He is a he.

He was given the business. It was a gift from his parents.

He is literally the patriarchy even though he wears gay sh*t

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (rjyzh)

36 First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (SseOZ)

37 Tater will totter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (PwvQP)

38 If it were not for AOSHQ I probably never would have heard of tater and certainly wouldn't know what it looked like. It won't be missed.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 16, 2022 02:14 PM (3AD8C)

39 I'll take July 1st in the Tater gets Fired pool.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (cupoy)

40 Okay, that person needs a slap, they don't make the "recipes". The make the food. The recipe is the procedure, not the product.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (UuD2k)

41 Is that his wife?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (2bQyj)

42 OK, the little black lesbian girl decides to spend more time with her girlfriend, and Tater becomes White House Press Secretary.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (lz5hY)

43 https://youtu.be/ZXbiTVr5PiM

NH guy fucking with small town alcoholic employees and asshole cops.

I like what he does, but he comes across as very abrasive.

Still...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

44 i added a picture
Posted by: ace

Now I lost my lunch... thanks ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (FUBfX)

45 Can we take bets on where Tater lands? I say one of the morning shows. He has that beta energy they so love.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (t6t6M)

46 I think that's correct. A YouTube "influencer" is probably his future.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (FQWHA)

47 Poor Tater and the Mrs. and the little spuds, too.

Oh, well, podcast time!

Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (MzKgG)

48 This really needs a "best of" montage.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (QYPq3)

49 " i added a picture"

Tater got the face powder, while lady did not.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (qpX6U)

50 Goodbye T8Ter

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)

51 Farewell my Concubine is a fine movie

Farewell my Tater is a fine lunch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (V6f9+)

52 So, you open a cafe explicitly based upon unsound economic principles, and hire a bunch of insane people to work in it. The you are surprised when these insane people go rogue?

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (+515f)

53 Tater caption: "I threw a load in this woman, right about here."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

54 The Dispatch is always looking to expand ... or is it gape.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (dYe5S)

55 I don't know about you, but I don't want to wake up in an "America" where there isn't a grossly obese effeminate clown compulsively scanning rightwing Twitter feeds with his fat clumsy canoli-frigging fingers, just so he can issue stupid hot-takes and insipid snapbacks with that retard smile that says "Aren't I clever" and also "I might have made in my pants again."

I have good news for you!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (cupoy)

56 "I like to support queer bookstores or indie bookstores that carry a lot of work by queer and trans writers and artists. I like to buy books by queer and trans people. Skylight Books is my bookstore in LA. They carry a lot of stuff by queer and trans artists and it's not just relegated to an LGBTQ section. So I appreciate that a lot. I've never been but I interviewed the owners of this coffee shop for a project last year for pride, but it's a little indie cafe in Philadelphia called Mina's World, which is so lovely and queer and trans owned and mostly, if not all, queer and trans employees, and they also sell artwork and books from people in their community and make a lot of their own homemade recipes.

***

" You need to pump the brakes, princess."
- Charles Manson

Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (wb1YC)

57 46 I think that's correct. A YouTube "influencer" is probably his future.
Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (FQWHA)

He's an "influencer" in the same way as, say, a rapist "influences" women.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

58 Hmm, how soon before Tater, Jonah and David are fighting under a grimy underpass for the last available box to sleep in?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)

59 Not trying to be a dick, but didn't we have a "Joy Reid is doomed" post not long ago? I'll believe Tater is gone when Comrade Stalin starts airbrushing him out of photos.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (ppBhU)

60 Oooh, who's that hunk of Man Musk on the left in that picture? Does anyone have his contact info?

Posted by: GQ Editor at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (PiwSw)

61 >>>I have good news for you!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

ugh. You are no Brian Stelter.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (AkbRF)

62 >>>Is that his wife?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (2bQyj)

Pretty sure Tater is the wife.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (QYPq3)

63 "Where you going to work next, Tater?"

"My lips are sealed"

"That's not going to help out on that new job of yours"

Posted by: Roy at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

64 Yeah, fuck Mina and her world.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (MkYsY)

65 Tater married kitty from that 70s show

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (2oJif)

66 That opening right there is why ya gotta read the content. "Chef's kiss"

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (kyWWM)

67 Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me

...so I had to do it myself. Hey, now that I think about it, why didn't those other guys do that?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (nfrXX)

68 A YouTube "influencer" is probably his future.
_________

Will YouTube make sure the "thumbs down" reviews are kept to a minimum? Because like a monkey on crack a lot of morons will be disliking that fat shitbag.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (BFigT)

69 Name a new potato variety 'the Stelter'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:13 PM (V6f9+)

One that bakes up limp and rancid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (+515f)

70 60 Oooh, who's that hunk of Man Musk on the left in that picture? Does anyone have his contact info?
Posted by: GQ Editor at June 16, 2022 02:16 PM (PiwSw)

I smell a Playgirl spread with - wait for it . . .

Ella Emhoff!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:18 PM (s2VJv)

71 All Rotten Tater

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 02:18 PM (SseOZ)

72 Kirkland, WA had a similar kind of 'pay what you want' cafe.

It didn't last long.

It's fine to have nice feelings but you still have to pay for food and wages with cold, hard cash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:18 PM (V6f9+)

73 Tater has a thoroughly creepy smile.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 16, 2022 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

74
Butter and Chives all the way down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (8GBH4)

75 I think that fags should only buy from gay bookstores, blacks from black bookstores, and straight white people from normal bookstores.

Go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (rjyzh)

76 "i added a picture"
Thanks so much, ace. You're the best.

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (4rA9e)

77
Weep No More, My Tater

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (5NkmN)

78 Pretty sure Tater is the wife.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

She loaned me her green cock.

Posted by: Christina at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (FQWHA)

79
Goodbye, Tater Chips

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (5NkmN)

80 I see a podcast in Tater's future

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (w0NJk)

81
The Last of Tater

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (5NkmN)

82 74
Butter and Chives all the way down.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (8GBH4)

Butter Clinger . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

83
Tater-tannic

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (5NkmN)

84 It didn't last long.

It's fine to have nice feelings but you still have to pay for food and wages with cold, hard cash.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 16, 2022 02:18 PM (V6f9+)
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I'm guessing such an establishment would so okay, for the first couple of months, until the deadbeats discovered it and showed up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (5pTK/)

85 We won't have Tater to boil, mash him or stick him in a stew any more?

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (PqCpE)

86 Dear Master Tater,
We're gonna miss you.

Love, your NPCs

Posted by: Roy at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (Ti+Tv)

87 Tater for the View?

Not fat enough?

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (53oGX)

88 What's Tater, Precious?

Posted by: Gollum, Sticking With the Fish at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (906pl)

89 Stelter will be creating a moderated USENET newsgroup, from where he can continue is hard hitting political analysis.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (TNyrE)

90 Tater is down? Tater is down?!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (0IeYL)

91 I agree tho with bear up there - he's not fired yet

I'll hold my celebrations ... you never know where a potato will pop up

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (w0NJk)

92

Croque Monsieur > > > Croaked Man-Sewer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (s2VJv)

93 I gotta say, given the current climate, "The Adventures of Butterball Powerbottom" would be an easy pitch at Nickelodeon.

Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (PiwSw)

94 Tater for the View?

Not fat enough?
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (53oGX)
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Too feminine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (5pTK/)

95 >>>73 Tater has a thoroughly creepy smile.

You know what he looks like?

He looks like the occupation he was meant for was "Creepy Funeral Parlor Owner."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (AkbRF)

96 Wait for Stelter's Bottled Bath Water to be marketed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (MkYsY)

97 Tater should do a show with he and Taylor Lorenz.

They could call it Taylor and Tater.

They could drive around in a car together with a webcam discussing politics and every few miles Taylor can suddenly turn and grab him by the ears and scream into his face. After that Tater can keep driving for the next few minutes while she cries and he apologizes.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (wb1YC)

98 65 Tater married kitty from that 70s show
Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (2oJif)

Kitty likes her men bulbous and with piercing eyes, all 30 of them.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

99 >>>Dear Master Tater,
We're gonna miss you.

Love, your NPCs

Master Tater? Ha! Hahaha! Master Tater!

Posted by: Richard Prior at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (QYPq3)

100 Baked, not mashed.

Posted by: Bond. James Bond. at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

101 I'm guessing such an establishment would so okay, for the first couple of months, until the deadbeats discovered it and showed up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:20 PM (5pTK/)

Except leftists are all deadbeats. Each and every one thinks they are "special" and should eat free because they are entitled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (+515f)

102 "A YouTube "influencer" is probably his future."

Probably pays better. Followers adopt cute name: "Taterites Rock!"

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (qpX6U)

103 95 >>>73 Tater has a thoroughly creepy smile.

You know what he looks like? He looks like the occupation he was meant for was "Creepy Funeral Parlor Owner."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (AkbRF)

Look up "Paul Winchell, Mr. Goody Good."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (s2VJv)

104 He looks like the occupation he was meant for was "Creepy Funeral Parlor Owner."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (AkbRF)

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"Taters Funeral and Used Car Emporium."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (5pTK/)

105 That girl in the pic with Stelter . . . is that his wife?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (txdEq)

106 for some reason Fox News is covering the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court hearings, so maybe I'll go do something for a while.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Ynyl9)

107 80 I see a podcast in Tater's future
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:19 PM (w0NJk)

Who *doesn't* have a podcast these days? What will Tater's have, a dozen including his family and their cats?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

108 You could probably do a story a day, on the businesses that were shuttered forever by the covids, and never run out of stories before all of us are dead and gone.

So I'm gonna give zero Fs for these socialist douchebags who didn't know that scorpions will sting you mid stream.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (YV6PJ)

109 since no one involved will come out and say what the actual harm is
______________

Which is always the first clue that there was no actual harm, or the aggrieved would have been more than happy to bend your ear about it.

These are just more gimme-dats, demanding to be gifted other people's property, because working for their own is just too damn much trouble. And they have brown skin, so they're clearly ENTITLED to your shit!

F*ck 'em.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (MvHI3)

110 To connect the dots, Mina's is just the retail version of the progressive nonprofits piece that mon capitan linked the other day. Personnel is policy; if you hire unpleasable, perpetually aggrieved lunatics, things are going to go south.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (ppBhU)

111 right now it's just a bunch of vagueness being tossed around.

this is the manifesto of the Leftoids. Vague ideology, rationale and motivation supported by extreme violence.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

112 I look forward to seeing Tater with his chihuahua and "anything helps" cardboard sign at an intersection sometime soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (zB/T/)

113 The Panara Bread near me when I lived in Chicago was a Pay what you feel is appropriate location...
It quickly became the center of homelessness as free soup and bread are great.
Surprisingly it closed up.

This was a long time ago, I've been out of town a while.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (53oGX)

114 Casabutter starring Brian Stetler and Stacy Abrams as his lost donut love.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (8GBH4)

115 Is that the future Mrs. Tater he is grasping with his sweaty meat paws, or the present one?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (BJnaE)

116 Panera Bread (spit) is another woke company that was pay as much as you can afford. That lasted less than a year.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (MkYsY)

117 Tater could have a future as the next White House press secretary, which would make him the first potato in that position.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (eGTCV)

118 Faux news is showing those absurde hearings? WTF

FY Faux News

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (Irn0L)

119 Re: Mina

Ha ha ha ha ha
Starve bitch.
And your “daughter” too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (rl4NL)

120 Trump was right again…
CNN needed him more than he needed them. Sad!

Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (bVhJi)

121 As for Tater, it's just a shame that Mark Dice's career might suffer.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (YV6PJ)

122 Tater is like an alien who hasn't figured out how facial expressions work on his skin suit. His grin is just bizarre, and frankly creepy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (xPJvm)

123 85 We won't have Tater to boil, mash him or stick him in a stew any more?
Posted by: Skip's phone
-----------------

Stick a fork in him

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (meFcm)

124 They could drive around in a car together with a webcam discussing politics and every few miles Taylor can suddenly turn and grab him by the ears and scream into his face. After that Tater can keep driving for the next few minutes while she cries and he apologizes.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (wb1YC)

Add in some gratuitous hair-tearing by Lorenz and you've got something there!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

125 I fuckin hate the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (Irn0L)

126 Looks like Taters career has been mashed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (bs+z0)

127 Lol at the hippie bookstore. Get woke: Go Broke.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (nOcun)

128 Even the Wokest of the Woke start checking out when you demand they turn over the businesses and property they've worked so hard for to you,

this is why there was a fair representation of stealth Trump votes among the Aspirational women in my AO.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (DJFLF)

129
I weep every time I watch "Old Tater"

Especially, the part where they take Old Tate out behind CNN and shoot him next to the dumpster.

And by weep, I mean laugh.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (5NkmN)

130 Tater's World

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (U+JRS)

131 From Tater to Eternity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (8GBH4)

132 110 To connect the dots, Mina's is just the retail version of the progressive nonprofits piece that mon capitan linked the other day. Personnel is policy; if you hire unpleasable, perpetually aggrieved lunatics, things are going to go south.

uh oh. you probably can't even HAVE a business in Philadelphia anymore then!

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (w0NJk)

133 Once again King of the Hill has an episode that covers this issue. It's kind of amazing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (SseOZ)

134 Panera Bread (spit) is another woke company that was pay as much as you can afford. That lasted less than a year.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (MkYsY)

Really? Shit I fo there all the time. And here I was paying full freight.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (rl4NL)

135 Who is he fondling in that picture. The signage behind her makes it look like she's wearing a Mickey Mouse hat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

136 Tater married kitty from that 70s show
Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022

***
Wait. That *thing* married Debra Jo Rupp (who, if you recall, played Jerry's agent in at least one ep of Seinfeld)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

137 Summer Kwanza is now a corporate holiday. Did not see that coming, no sir...

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (2oJif)

138 I think that's correct. A YouTube "influencer" is probably his future.
Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:15 PM (FQWHA)

for some reason this brings to mind spray tan, collagen injected lips, male patterned baldness burnished to a blinding brilliance, that man-kini half off, the hand-bras, the saucy and alluring poses on the beach while the surf caresses his thick ankles.

I just hope he remembers to shave his back . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (xhaym)

139 "brown and black"

Shouldn't that be People of Black and Brown or something like that?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

140 Modeled on "Dancing with the Stars," Tater's new show is "Dancing with Myself." Jeffery Toobin has been booked as the first guest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (sWM8x)

141 97 Tater should do a show with he and Taylor Lorenz.

They could call it Taylor and Tater.

They could drive around in a car together with a webcam discussing politics and every few miles Taylor can suddenly turn and grab him by the ears and scream into his face. After that Tater can keep driving for the next few minutes while she cries and he apologizes.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (wb1YC)

; )

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (4rA9e)

142 President Joe Biden and his staff are considering declaring a public health emergency if Roe v. Wade is overturned by the Supreme Court, according to a new report.

Biden would use the declaration of a public health emergency to shield doctors from legal liability for treating patients in a state where they are not licensed, according to a report in the New York Times.

Other ideas include allowing doctors practicing in states that ban abortions to perform them on federal sites, such as military bases

Yeah fuck you. Try it putz and see what happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Irn0L)

143 Even the Wokest of the Woke start checking out when you demand they turn over the businesses and property they've worked so hard for to you,

what's the saying? everyone is conservative about what's personal to them? something like that

Posted by: brak at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (j5Tg0)

144 Wait. That *thing* married Debra Jo Rupp (who, if you recall, played Jerry's agent in at least one ep of Seinfeld)?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

Dumbass.

Posted by: Kurtwood Smith at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (PiwSw)

145 I think that fags should only buy from gay bookstores, blacks from black bookstores, and straight white people from normal bookstores.

Go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
___

So what about those of us that are mixed?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (2bQyj)

146 You know what he looks like?

He looks like the occupation he was meant for was "Creepy Funeral Parlor Owner."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 02:21 PM (AkbRF)

Is this the guy he reminds you of, the Funeral director in the first few seconds?

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=XwRvb1qCH8A

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (cupoy)

147 142 President Joe Biden and his staff are considering declaring a public health emergency if Roe v. Wade is overturned by the Supreme Court, according to a new report.

in case you were wondering what "public health" actually is ... now you know. jes plain ol tyranny

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (w0NJk)

148 I hope he blames Trump for losing his job. I'm sure PDT hopes for that too.

Posted by: Roy at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

149
We can't let Tater just fade away.

Nothing greater than a faded Tater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

150 It will be a sad day at the HQ if and when Tater rolls off into the sunset. Tater was Ace's special plaything. It'll be like taking away your cat's favorite chew toy.

Posted by: Hands at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (786Ro)

151 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

38m
BREAKING: SCOTUS to issue more opinions next Tuesday and Thursday.

H/T:
@SCOTUSblog

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (NpAcC)

152 On the day he is actually fired I would love to see a post on possible new Tater Show Pitches.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (kyWWM)

153 The Panara Bread near me when I lived in Chicago was a Pay what you feel is appropriate location...
It quickly became the center of homelessness as free soup and bread are great.
Surprisingly it closed up.
This was a long time ago, I've been out of town a while.
Posted by: Inogame

I vaguely remember lefty Stephen King made a story available online way back in the 90s that was pay as you see fit. He stopped that shit post-haste when everyone started downloading it for free.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (FQWHA)

154 "I have a certain lack of skills, that make men like you a nightmare for spuds like me."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (44ww/)

155 Other ideas include allowing doctors practicing in states that ban abortions to perform them on federal sites, such as military bases

side hustle for indian reservations? come for the abortions, stay for the casino

Posted by: brak at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (j5Tg0)

156 There's a Tater Tot in Mrs. Tater, there.

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (4rA9e)

157 That headline image is just awkward AF

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (DJFLF)

158 145 I think that fags should only buy from gay bookstores, blacks from black bookstores, and straight white people from normal bookstores.

Go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
___

So what about those of us that are mixed?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (2bQyj)
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Can you point me in the direction of a retard bookstore?

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (0IeYL)

159 117 Tater could have a future as the next White House press secretary, which would make him the first potato in that position.
_______________

Mebbe, but I was still the first turnip!

And the first black Haitian lesbian turnip press secretary too!

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (MvHI3)

160 Tater married kitty from that 70s show
Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2022

***
I can't find any reference to that on Debra Jo's entry on imdb or in Wiki's entry on Tater. I've always found Debra Jo attractive and thought she had some "I think for rmyself" chops. I'd find it hard to picture her marrying Tater.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:27 PM (txdEq)

161 118 Faux news is showing those absurde hearings? WTF

FY Faux News
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They can only do so many shows supporting 2 year olds transgendering.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (MkYsY)

162 as free soup and bread are great.

This is always a fun one with lefty LIVs

[LIV] [whatever we are talking about] should be free! We have a human right to it!

Ok...go get me some. Right now. I have a human right to is...and you don't want to be a NAZI right?

[LIV] Wait...you want ME to pay for YOUR stuff?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

163 It's weird but there is not one person in this post that I give one shit about. I suppose I should feel some shadenfcukcantspellit but nothing.

That is all.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (MFphb)

164 Heh, Weasel.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (2bQyj)

165 Gutfeld is going to be heartbroken.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (NpAcC)

166 I envision Tater's next project is starring in a remake of Starship Troopers, playing the role of the "Queen Bug".

The Dina Meyer character will of course be substantially larger in importance this time around, because reasons, except she tragically loses her uniform early in the first battle, and she never gets it back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (BJnaE)

167 A Tater a day keeps the audience away.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (F0YaR)

168 Glad I have no hippie in me to care the slightest amount for the idiots in Mina’s world. They’re all getting exactly what they’ve worked for and deserve. Good and hard.

Consequences are a bitch. ESAD lefty scum.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (wNDOJ)

169 Taterator vs Predator.

Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (qpX6U)

170 Tater is like an alien who hasn't figured out how facial expressions work on his skin suit. His grin is just bizarre, and frankly creepy.

I will confess that when taking a posed photo, I really don't know what I'm supposed to do with my mouth when told to smile. Everything I do feels wrong and creepy. Which I guess is why I hate having photos taken.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (nfrXX)

171 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (2bQyj)
----
Howdy amiga!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (0IeYL)

172 I think that fags should only buy from gay bookstores, blacks from black bookstores, and straight white people from normal bookstores.

Go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

***
Where you gonna find "normal" bookstores nowadays?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (txdEq)

173 134 Panera Bread (spit) is another woke company that was pay as much as you can afford. That lasted less than a year.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:23 PM (MkYsY)

Really? Shit I fo there all the time. And here I was paying full freight.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (rl4NL)

Not all locations were "pay what you feel", corporate designated a certain number of them.. I think the last one closed a few years back. I remember thinking I couldn't believe how long they kept it up.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (53oGX)

174 "Brian Stelter is a Sex Machine" is one of the all time greatest hip hop songs ever and its never won a Grammy. Shameful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (uia9V)

175 Sure Tater is gone. And Kathleen Kennedy is just days away from being fired at Lucasfilm.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (vMCab)

176 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Irn0L)

Radnor Twp. in PA just passed an ordinance protecting abortionists in their township and allowed killing the child up to and including 6 months gestation.

So much for "safe" and "legal". How is getting hacked to death safe for a second trimester little human?

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

177 150 It will be a sad day at the HQ if and when Tater rolls off into the sunset. Tater was Ace's special plaything. It'll be like taking away your cat's favorite chew toy.
Posted by: Hands at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (786Ro)

No one's ever really gone, especially if you're a leftist cretin who weaponizes the media for your side.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

178 38m
BREAKING: SCOTUS to issue more opinions next Tuesday and Thursday.

H/T:

Got to give the Left more time to do a Kennedy on Kavanaugh

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

179 I guess Scotusblog fired the intern that updates their calendar:

https://www.scotusblog.com/events/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (PiwSw)

180 Ace, Mark Dice, and the Horde hardest hit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (WKPeU)

181 what about those of us that are mixed?

*

That's up to you to decide. I've never imagined you as one to put a hyphen before your American.

Point being the gay bookstores, black bookstores, women's lib bookstores, etc are going to last about two months if they get the segregation they pretend they want.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (rjyzh)

182 149
We can't let Tater just fade away.

Nothing greater than a faded Tater.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

GRATER. So close, dude!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (s2VJv)

183 uh oh. you probably can't even HAVE a business in Philadelphia anymore then!
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:24 PM (w0NJk)

Probably not much longer before most of these northeastern cities turn Escape From New York into a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (YV6PJ)

184
Taters of Endearment

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (5NkmN)

185 155 Other ideas include allowing doctors practicing in states that ban abortions to perform them on federal sites, such as military bases

side hustle for indian reservations? come for the abortions, stay for the casino
_________________

What happens on the reservation stays on the reservation.

Until we sell the baby body parts and ship them off to the buyers, that is! Gotta keep the wampum flowing!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (MvHI3)

186 So what about those of us that are mixed?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (2bQyj)

One drop of blood principle holds: you are human.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (xhaym)

187 we can alert Tater when we're about to say something that is potentially cancellable, so he can be first to try to cancel us

wait, isn't that Oliver Darcy's beat?

Posted by: Hands at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (786Ro)

188 Yeah fuck you. Try it putz and see what happens
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Irn0L)

I’ll tell you what happens. Nothing. Because who will stop him?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (rl4NL)

189 Good to know that being black means being abnormal, according to some here.

Laters.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (2bQyj)

190 You can't fire me! I'm transgender!

Posted by: Tater Stelter, the Carb King at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (BJnaE)

191 Tater bears his teeth like a silverback gorilla exerting his dominance.

Probably smells the same too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (Y5qcH)

192 Other ideas include allowing doctors practicing in states that ban abortions to perform them on federal sites, such as military bases

I knew a lot of docs growing up but one stuck with me - he was the sweetest, best ob/gyn in our area.

he refused to do abortions in his private practice, and he made it optional to do the amniocentesis (which could lead to abortion due to invasiveness)

we have several hospitals around here but he got dropped from one, then another ... eventually had to stop practicing.

so yeah, I don't have a ton of sympathy for Abortion Specialists.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (w0NJk)

193 for some reason this brings to mind spray tan, collagen injected lips, male patterned baldness burnished to a blinding brilliance, that man-kini half off, the hand-bras, the saucy and alluring poses on the beach while the surf caresses his thick ankles.

I just hope he remembers to shave his back . . .
Posted by: Kindltot

It's times like this that I wished brain bleach was a thing.

I dread tonight's nightmares.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (FQWHA)

194 There's a chain of hot potato stores that I believe sell franchises. I suggest that Tater capitalize on his name recognition and scarf one up before CNN claws back his salary for corporate espionage. Then Tater can prepare the hot potatoes to your liking and sign each one in ketchup. Maybe arrange the tater tots in the shape of his large, bulbous bald dome with pickles for eyes or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (VF4WI)

195 Stelter needs to start his own vodka brand.

Posted by: Biden shit is pants at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (0hHNz)

196 Tater is like an alien who hasn't figured out how facial expressions work on his skin suit. His grin is just bizarre, and frankly creepy.

***

"How do you think I feel? You don't have to look at that coming at you across the bedroom floor with nothing but a pair of black dress socks on."
- Tater's wife

Posted by: Azathoth at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (wb1YC)

197 178 38m
BREAKING: SCOTUS to issue more opinions next Tuesday and Thursday.

H/T:

Got to give the Left more time to do a Kennedy on Kavanaugh
Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

Kavanaugh could be a diversion while the go for ACB or Alito or Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (s2VJv)

198 Gone with the Tater.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (8GBH4)

199 We could use Tater on the Panel. Give him the Krauthammer Chair

Posted by: Brett Baier at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (aDzty)

200 Taterator vs Predator.
Posted by: gp Is Through Being Cool at June 16, 2022 02:28 PM (qpX6U)

should be "PreTATER"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 02:31 PM (xhaym)

201 The Totfather.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:31 PM (8GBH4)

202 191 Tater bears his teeth like a silverback gorilla exerting his dominance.

Probably smells the same too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (Y5qcH)

"Hey now!"

- - General Urko, DSC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

203 "Where you going to work next, Tater?"

"My lips are sealed"

"That's not going to help out on that new job of yours"
Posted by: Roy at June 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

Depends on what they're sealed around.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 16, 2022 02:31 PM (MFphb)

204 I've got all my eyes on this Tater situation.

Posted by: Mr. Potatohead at June 16, 2022 02:31 PM (guGkK)

205 Tater will be in tatters.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)

206 TATA Tater

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)

207 Dumping Stelter would be a huge step toward proving the new owners actually want to have a news channel instead of a demented, frothing left wing religious channel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

208
Tater on the Dean Martin Roast. Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (s2VJv)

209 I think the word "doughy" should be incorporated into any description of Tater.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (0IeYL)

210 Where you gonna find "normal" bookstores nowadays?

*

Lots of small towns have them. There's a fantastic one outside of Gulf Shores Alabama if you're ever down that way BTW. You can trade bags of books for bags of books.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (rjyzh)

211 tate tate Tater, Goodbye
tate tate Tater, don't cry

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (Ynyl9)

212 Tate tate tater goodbye
tate tate tater do cry

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)

213 they also sell artwork and books from people in their community and make a lot of their own homemade recipes.

bluebell + Weasel >>> Mina's homemade recipes

Posted by: Hands at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)

214 Mina says qweer and transecktis hang out with those like-minded who are also qweer and transecktis. Nevr thought that would happen, it's like birds of a feather.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (gktX6)

215 The Wizard of Tater

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (89T5c)

216 Acosta is the next one up. Better get the gag reflex solved Jimmy boy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (MkYsY)

217 211 tate tate Tater, Goodbye
tate tate Tater, don't cry
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (Ynyl9)

212 Tate tate tater goodbye
tate tate tater do cry
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)

TFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)

218 The Silence of the Tater.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (8GBH4)

219 And Kathleen Kennedy is just days away from being fired at Lucasfilm.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (vMCab)

So in other words, Ethan Van Sciver is going to FINALLY be right? He's been saying she'll be fired any day now for about 3 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (YV6PJ)

220 Beakman's World > Mina's World

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (zL564)

221 207 Dumping Stelter would be a huge step toward proving the new owners actually want to have a news channel instead of a demented, frothing left wing religious channel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

"I know, right?"

- - Don Lemon, Ana Navarro, Brooke Booby Baldwin etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (s2VJv)

222 Kavanaugh caving on Dobbs seems about right. Which guarantees more threats to SCOTUS and just about everyone else any time the leftist psychopathic mob doesn't think it's going to get what it wants. I mean, this is the path we're on.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (TKZuJ)

223 If they ever make a live-action movie of the Weebles, Tater could play the lead. Lena Dunham could be his leading lady.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (PwvQP)

224 Speaking of 'taters, the Russet seed potatoes I planted in my garden have now sprouted into little 'tater plants, and are emerging from the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (+515f)

225
One drop of blood principle holds: you are human.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (xhaym)

Well, that was poorly phrased.
mea culpa

I see no way to extract this foot from my mouth.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (xhaym)

226 199 We could use Tater on the Panel. Give him the Krauthammer Chair
Posted by: Brett Baier at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (aDzty)

Or maybe a mobility scooter

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (cupoy)

227 First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a trade unionist

----

Then I masturbated...the end

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (+J4VA)

228 Radnor Twp. in PA just passed an ordinance protecting abortionists in their township and allowed killing the child up to and including 6 months gestation.
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:29 PM (DJFLF)
=====================
Why the restriction at six months? What has Radnor got against the Roe freedom of no restrictions at all?

Posted by: Tater Stelter, the Carb King at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (BJnaE)

229
Tora! Tora! Tater!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (s2VJv)

230 Panera Bread (spit) is another woke company that was pay as much as you can afford. That lasted less than a year.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022
*
Not all locations were "pay what you feel", corporate designated a certain number of them.. I think the last one closed a few years back. I remember thinking I couldn't believe how long they kept it up.
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022

***
I stopped going to them when they became face diaper Nazis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)

231 so yeah, I don't have a ton of sympathy for Abortion Specialists.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (w0NJk)

there are med students who switched their specialty from ob/gyn to something else when they learned they were required to learn how to kill an in utero child.

That means the best, brightest and most ethical candidates were being filtered out of the ob/gyn system. Leaving....what??

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (DJFLF)

232 I remember a few years ago some wokies in ?Wisconsin? Maybe? Tried to pull that workers co-op crap with a noodle restaurant. There was a video by the 18 year old HS dropout basically demanding an equal share of the business because he had a talent for boiling noodles and was irreplaceable or some shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (iLhx3)

233 207 Dumping Stelter would be a huge step toward proving the new owners actually want to have a news channel instead of a demented, frothing left wing religious channel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

I just read that the new head of CNN, Chris Licht, used to be the Executive Producer for the Colbert show, so, this is all theater.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

234 223 If they ever make a live-action movie of the Weebles, Tater could play the lead. Lena Dunham could be his leading lady.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (PwvQP)

Weebles Wobble
but Taters fall down

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (yrol0)

235 Then I masturbated...the end
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (+J4VA)

Then I informed them that they missed a few.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (Y5qcH)

236 Stelter's demise coincides nicely with CNN now discovering it's ok to tell the truth about Biden and his disastrous administration. You can clowns like Cooper and Lemon got the message and want to keep their jobs, they never would have done pieces about Biden's obvious mental decline or his worst of all time approval numbers pre John Malone.

New boss in town and he appears to be serious about making money instead of pushing leftist propaganda.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

237 It's appropriate this is happening during the Stanley Cup final. The thought of Tater spitting chiclets makes me smile.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

238 So the plan at CNN is to continue to lie and gaslight, but not be so obvious about it. Like before Trump.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (TKZuJ)

239 So much for "safe" and "legal". How is getting hacked to death safe for a second trimester little human?
__________

It's not so safe for the baby, but it's quite lucrative for us, as more mature fetal body parts fetch a higher price from the labs.

Our Lamborghinis and Porsches aren't going to pay for themselves, now are they?

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Execs at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (MvHI3)

240 Seven Brides for Seven Taters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (guGkK)

241 Good to know that being black means being abnormal, according to some here.

Laters.
Posted by: SMH

*

You misunderstand, SMH.

The segregationists are the ones pushing that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (rjyzh)

242
Biden would use the declaration of a public health emergency to shield doctors from legal liability for treating patients in a state where they are not licensed, according to a report in the New York Times.

1957 - U.S. Army troops from the 101st Airborne Division disperse a crowd in front of Little Rock's Central High School.

2022 - U.S. Army troops from the 101st Airborne Division disperse a crowd in front of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

243 peaking of 'taters, the Russet seed potatoes I planted in my garden have now sprouted into little 'tater plants, and are emerging from the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (+515f)
================
and then, the murders started...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (BJnaE)

244 If they ever make a live-action movie of the Weebles, Tater could play the lead. Lena Dunham could be his leading lady.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Has anyone ever seen Lena Dunham and Tater in the same room together?

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (FQWHA)

245 Re: Mina's Cafe

Nothing to see here. Just mentally deficient deluded deviant commie queers living in their fantasy world of faggotry.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (LaNzR)

246 Why the restriction at six months? What has Radnor got against the Roe freedom of no restrictions at all?

Posted by: Tater Stelter, the Carb King at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (BJnaE)

I am stunned that the news even publicized this. So many normies think that abortions are only done on "a clump of cells."

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

247 On the Kav story, story goes the lunatic leftist was ready to execute him had all his shit ready and went to the house. But at the house there were US Marshalls so he kept on walking. Then he called his sister who convinced him to turn himself in.

So scotus justices do have protection. And that is what saved Kav. Which is a bit confusing to me since supposedly they dont have protection because Pelosi is holding ip funding.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (rl4NL)

248 Plus Tater is a white man. He is the lowest form of scum to the CNN crowd.

Boo hoo. He will be dumpster diving within 5 years.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (haWye)

249 * cue the gif of the chinese guy declaring it all so tiring. *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (IEa8U)

250 Bye bye, Tater, It's very nice to bear;

Bye bye, Tater, Think I'll never care,

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (yrol0)

251 SOURCE: Stelter is "down to weeks if not days" left at CNN. They go on "He is everything that reminds the new owners of the Zucker era they desperately want to get past" - More to come.
++++
Being Jeff Zucker's coffee boy has that effect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (0zQHa)

252 New boss in town and he appears to be serious about making money instead of pushing leftist propaganda.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Showrunner/Executive Producer for the execrable Colbert. I have my doubts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (PiwSw)

253 tate tate Tater, Goodbye
tate tate Tater, don't cry
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (Ynyl9)

212 Tate tate tater goodbye
tate tate tater do cry
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:32 PM (yrol0)

What? Wait. Do I?

i'm so confused!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (5NkmN)

254
Tater ain't no Tim Russet, er, Russert . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

255 The wives of CNN's management was fiending for Stelter's meat.

Thus he has to go. Simple as that.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (zL564)

256 If Stelter moves to Idaho I will believe there is a God.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (rl4NL)

257 223 If they ever make a live-action movie of the Weebles, Tater could play the lead.
---
He could be a dancing hippopotamus on the live-action remake of Fantasia.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (sWM8x)

258 222 Kavanaugh caving on Dobbs seems about right. Which guarantees more threats to SCOTUS and just about everyone else any time the leftist psychopathic mob doesn't think it's going to get what it wants. I mean, this is the path we're on.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 16, 2022 02:33 PM (TKZuJ)

They know that caving would lead to this right? I mean Kav and Barrett know that they will keep threatening their families whenever a big case comes around that they know they should lose.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (53oGX)

259 How is it possible Tater is not a tranny?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

260 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.

Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (Rw3PQ)

261 See ya later
Mr. Tater

In a while
Crocodile

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (guGkK)

262 And Kathleen Kennedy is just days away from being fired at Lucasfilm.

Well that would be good news, were it to come to pass. WB is firing a lot of people in charge of destroying DC, as well.

But will the replacements be any better?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

263 Even the Wokest of the Woke start checking out when you demand they turn over the businesses and property they've worked so hard for to you, just because you're "brown and black" and have decided that you would like to own some businesses and property now.
++++
These woke white people need to put the QUIT in eQUITy and step aside for their black and brown brothers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (0zQHa)

264 247 On the Kav story, story goes the lunatic leftist was ready to execute him had all his shit ready and went to the house. But at the house there were US Marshalls so he kept on walking. Then he called his sister who convinced him to turn himself in.

So scotus justices do have protection. And that is what saved Kav. Which is a bit confusing to me since supposedly they dont have protection because Pelosi is holding ip funding.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (rl4NL)

CBS News
House passes bill to bolster security for Supreme Court justices

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (4rA9e)

265 260 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (Rw3PQ)

I believe it's owned by the descendants of actual Nazis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (s2VJv)

266 ___So what about those of us that are mixed?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (2bQyj)
----

You're going to confuse him.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (meFcm)

267 So cruel.

Posted by: Menpehtyre at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (BEDeZ)

268 Showrunner/Executive Producer for the execrable Colbert.

That is not necessarily a bad thing. TV producers often handle the production (the technical aspects, putting it together, etc) not the content.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

269 This callipygian brunette in the laundry room weeps not for the Tater:
https://is.gd/H7H4cM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (0zQHa)

270 How is it possible Tater is not a tranny?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

I'm sure he's ground a few gears in his day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (+515f)

271 Because of this Roe v Wade possible zitzing, I've been drawn into two discussions about abortion. Through them I have learned that the pro-aborts are using the same arguments that were used to make abortion legal.

Every argument of theirs can be met with..."but science and technology have made so many advances since then."

IOW there's only about 72 forms of contraception available - for free - to anyone anywhere. What if the contraception fails?

Does it take six months of a baby growing inside you to learn that the rubber broke?

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

272 222 Kavanaugh caving on Dobbs seems about right.
____________

He does seem like the weakest link.

He's very beta.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Execs at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (MvHI3)

273 Nothing to see here. Just mentally deficient deluded deviant commie queers living in their fantasy world of faggotry.

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: California at June 16, 2022 02:38 PM (JioKJ)

274 What are we, without Tater?

Happier.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (4olE8)

275 Indiana Tater and the Temple of Butter

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (8GBH4)

276 I was going to write a screed on Mina's World, but decided to take a shower to get ready for work instead. The thing is, we have all said the exact same things over and over and over again, but it never sinks in for these morons.

-they do not want communism- they want a technocratic oligarchy.
-The wokesters working there have now poisoned the well of their own jobs because they cannot stop part way.
-they are also the useful idiots who will be shot second in their wonderful socialist takeover. Zuckerberg, Pelosi, Bezos or Gates will not give up their palatial holdings for these hamsters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (dNqv+)

277 2 He's gonna get a job at Russia Today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 16, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

Sorry Comrade, Russia Today has some standards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

278 So what about those of us that are mixed?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:26 PM (2bQyj)
++++
Your status will be determined when the reparations fight inevitably leads to Democrats passing a new series of Nuremberg Laws for the United States.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (0zQHa)

279 Yeah the house passed the bill. But it obviously has funding last week as well otherwise those marshalls wouldNot have been there.

Thats the part that makes no sense. I guess this is additional funding?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (rl4NL)

280 CBS News
House passes bill to bolster security for Supreme Court justices

So who caved?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (nfrXX)

281 Tater ain't no Tim Russet, er, Russert . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

I long for the days of David "Twice baked" Brinkley and Chet "Scalloped" Huntley.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (YV6PJ)

282 "Callipygian." Damn.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (sWM8x)

283 Dear Lord, who told this man to smile with the full cap grill?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2022 02:39 PM (dNqv+)

284 Who will be first to shank Roberts in the kidney, Kav or ACB?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (MkYsY)

285 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022

***
Their tomato basil bread is fantastic stuff. Or used to be, when it was affordable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (txdEq)

286 OK, OK, how about this: "Carbo Loading With Brian Steltler." We'll pitch it to the Food Network!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent, who's getting worried at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (PiwSw)

287 This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (D9x5h)

288 Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that negotiations on a massive social spending and climate package remain active despite the opposition from Senate centrists that stopped the legislation in its tracks last year.

The Speaker emphasized that House Democrats, who passed a roughly $2 trillion reconciliation package in November, are essentially sidelined as Senate leaders seek to continue the delicate talks with the centrist holdouts.

But a day after meeting with President Biden and Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) at the White House to discuss the economy, Pelosi said there’s still a chance of enacting some slimmed-down version of the House legislation this year.

.. there is no fixing stupid

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

289 265 260 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (Rw3PQ)

I believe it's owned by the descendants of actual Nazis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (s2VJv)

Ah. THAT explains the little Swastikas on their Country Miche bread loaves!!

Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (Rw3PQ)

290 Ace, here's a Flaming Tater Skull done awhile ago by commenter ellipses "...":

tinyurl.com/6a3ezseh

[BYW, tinyurl links no longer work on my phone's Brave browser -- anybody got a solution? Thanks in advance ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (KVk4z)

291 I guess it's adios tater twat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (VwHCD)

292 260 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.
Posted by: kraken at
-------------------

Looked to plastic to be authentic pan.
Want pan? Go to that little house turned into a bakery down in the barrio.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (meFcm)

293 for some reason Fox News is covering the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court hearings, so maybe I'll go do something for a while.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Ynyl9)

Twitter is full of breathlessly agog 1/6 *BOMBSHELL!*
*BREAKING* *WALLS CLOSING IN*

Posted by: DaisyB at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (Hswbs)

294 Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?
Kill CNN plus
Spit out a Tater Tot

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (pCXlW)

295 289 Ah. THAT explains the little Swastikas on their Country Miche bread loaves!!
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (Rw3PQ)

Country Miche. Sound it out. It has connotations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

296 The job application line at MSNBC just got one and 1/2 giraffes longer...

Posted by: Boswell at June 16, 2022 02:41 PM (5iUNf)

297 247 On the Kav story, story goes the lunatic leftist was ready to execute him had all his shit ready and went to the house. But at the house there were US Marshalls so he kept on walking. Then he called his sister who convinced him to turn himself in.

So scotus justices do have protection. And that is what saved Kav. Which is a bit confusing to me since supposedly they dont have protection because Pelosi is holding ip funding.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (rl4NL)

CNN
7 days ago — The House will consider a Senate-passed bill to enhance security for Supreme Court justices and their families next week, House Speaker ...

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (4rA9e)

298 Good to know that being black means being abnormal, according to some here.

Laters.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 02:30 PM (2bQyj)

That is wrong accusation and totally unfair.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (SseOZ)

299 Dobbs is going to be some watered down decision that will make nobody happy. Its how scotus rolls these days.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (rl4NL)

300 OK, OK, how about this: "Carbo Loading With Brian Steltler." We'll pitch it to the Food Network!
Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent, who's getting worried at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (PiwSw)

How about "Refrigerator Carton Reno" on the HGTV network?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (+515f)

301 Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (KVk4z)

excellent!

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

302 293 for some reason Fox News is covering the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court hearings, so maybe I'll go do something for a while.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Ynyl9)

They are trying to make Ginnie Thomas testify

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

303 IOW there's only about 72 forms of contraception available - for free - to anyone anywhere. What if the contraception fails?

Does it take six months of a baby growing inside you to learn that the rubber broke?
___________

OTC pregnancy tests (pee on the stick tests) literally cost pennies. Walmart sells a generic test for less than $1.

There is just no reason why any reasonably sentient female should not realize she's pregnant until the 2nd or 3rd trimester.

All the left's abortion arguments are essentially bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (MvHI3)

304 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson was disappointed when she learned that the beloved children’s museum in her community was selling a “watermelon salad” in celebration of Juneteenth.

.. what ? no fried chicken too

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

305 Oh ok so the additional money is for families. Makes sense. Somehow I doubt Kagan or the Wise Latina is in any danger. Do they even have families?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:43 PM (rl4NL)

306 >>Showrunner/Executive Producer for the execrable Colbert. I have my doubts.

He works for John Malone. They all do. M

Malone is the billionaire majority owner of Liberty media which now is pretty much in charge of CNN and he has a long track in the media. He's been on record for months saying when he officially took over CNN was going to be a news organization again instead of a propaganda organization.

He didn't get to be a billionaire by wasting money on a "news" network that gets rating lower than reruns of the Cartoon Network.

Malone is also a significant Trump donor.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

307 i added a picture
Posted by: ace

At least it wasn't Lena.....

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 02:43 PM (arJlL)

308 Drag Queen Reading Hour kids show cancelled in North Carolina
To be replaced with Blackface Minstrel Reading Hour

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:43 PM (yrol0)

309 305 Oh ok so the additional money is for families. Makes sense. Somehow I doubt Kagan or the Wise Latina is in any danger. Do they even have families?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:43 PM (rl4NL)

I believe they both wear comfortable shoes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

310 That is wrong accusation and totally unfair.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
----------------

Sometimes people say more than they think they did.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (meFcm)

311 DOW down 800 to 29,868

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

312 I like callipygians and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (sWM8x)

313 Time for the buffet.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (meFcm)

314 304 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson was disappointed when she learned that the beloved children’s museum in her community was selling a “watermelon salad” in celebration of Juneteenth.

If watermelon salad was authentic slave food, wouldn't that be at least a wee bit appropriate?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

315 I do enjoy it when Ace turns the sarcasm Gatling on woke losers. Like a sarcasm symphony.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (eJn7u)

316 New boss in town and he appears to be serious about making money instead of pushing leftist propaganda.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Or he could be looking to put lipstick on a pig.
Paint job on a rust bucket.
CNN is damaged goods, it wouldn't suprise me if it were "flipped' so to speak.

Or (again) just enough change to fool the rubes into thinking they're a news source and then right back to the cornhole.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (MFphb)

317 If you add al the letters in Panera up and cube the square root of the sum it clearly spells HH. Fact!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (rl4NL)

318 You're going to confuse him.

*

There's nothing at all confusing about it.

If you're a racist and your skin color (or your feces covered penis as applicable) is a main factor in your identity, you should shop exclusively at the boutique shops and demand that non-whatevers do not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:45 PM (aHLDi)

319 Apparently, the 2 dimples above your ass are called the dimples of Venus. The things you learn on Wikipedia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2022 02:45 PM (UuD2k)

320 Summer Kwanzaa. I'm totally stealing that.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:45 PM (PiwSw)

321 All the left's abortion arguments are essentially bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (MvHI3)

I even got the one about: What if she's just a poor teenager and can't afford the baby???

I'm like...well it's nice that you outed yourself as a privileged pyrsyn in 21c America. I guess you never heard of soup-to-nuts entitlements.

Also, there was never a more destitute single girl who got in trouble than my grandmother. She kept her baby, and my grandfather even married her after a while. *no shotguns were involved*

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

322 "Tater, Come Home"

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (4rA9e)

323 what ? no fried chicken too

Racist H8RZ forgot the RIBS?!!11

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (JioKJ)

324 AAPL is down 29% since January

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

325 314 304 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson was disappointed when she learned that the beloved children’s museum in her community was selling a “watermelon salad” in celebration of Juneteenth

So I suppose she thinks they should be serving arugula salad with quail egg...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

326 This Tater fellow would make a dandy Game Show Host.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (z9V4B)

327 Oh tater,
My tater,
Our fearful trip is done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (9jKO6)

328 >>304 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson was disappointed when she learned that the beloved children’s museum in her community was selling a “watermelon salad” in celebration of Juneteenth.

Damn straight.

Posted by: Paula Deen at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (MkYsY)

329 Bryan Tainter

Posted by: m at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (4rA9e)

330 311 DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo

Mentioning things like that will make Joe go into a demtia rage.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

331 This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I never got a trophy; and I never got my FREE crack pipe neither !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (arJlL)

332
DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

And it is down hard and not moving back one iota. I see it continuing to drop with the commies in charge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (Irn0L)

333 >I even got the one about: What if she's just a poor teenager and can't afford the baby???

That's what adoptions are for.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (PiwSw)

334 Biden gives Harris another responsibility - heading up a task force to fight online abuse and harassment

Never before has one person, done so little ,

with SO MUCH!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (yrol0)

335 even got the one about: What if she's just a poor teenager and can't afford the baby???

-

Her and the baby will be living on welfare for life and be miserable.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (rl4NL)

336 DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

And it is down hard and not moving back one iota. I see it continuing to drop with the commies in charge
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (Irn0L)

The 30K floor is busted, that's for sure.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (PiwSw)

337 330 311 DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo

How long before Biden calls this Putin's stock market with a side of Trump's fault ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

338 265 260 Panera Bread is the Applebee's of sandwich shops. It tries to do several things, and settles into a gray mediocrity.
Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (Rw3PQ)

I believe it's owned by the descendants of actual Nazis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:37 PM (s2VJv)

Panera Bread and Applebee's = YEECH

[expectorates .50 lucasfilm]

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (MkuC5)

339 332
DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

And it is down hard and not moving back one iota. I see it continuing to drop with the commies in charge
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (Irn0L)

Remember: "We're all in this together."

Feh. What a fucked up world.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

340 I even got the one about: What if she's just a poor teenager and can't afford the baby???

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

There is this thing called adoption.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

341 DOW down 800 to 29,868
*

Joe should just let business open up again and employees return to work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (aHLDi)

342 >>>Tater is the straw that stirs the drink of conservative media. What are we, without Tater?

-------

Everything within the Tater,
nothing against the Tater,
nothing outside the Tater.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (VJsqe)

343 Tater? I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (PwvQP)

344 Who will be first to shank Roberts in the kidney, Kav or ACB?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:40 PM (MkYsY)

Kagan might, for a donut.

Is she the fat one?

Posted by: Kwispy Kweem at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

345 Flash Email Traffic

Taurus G2C 9mm Pistol
$199.99 after mail in rebate

https://bityl.co/CkCI

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

346 I even got the one about: What if she's just a poor teenager and can't afford the baby???

Well, she shouldn't have bought it, then, should she?

Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (+515f)

347 This Tater fellow would make a dandy Game Show Host.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 16, 2022 02:46 PM (z9V4B)

Two words Tater: Crying. Mukbang. Videos.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (YV6PJ)

348 Panera and Kripsy Kreme Nazi legacy.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/25/family-behind-krispy-

kreme-panera-bread-admits-to-nazi-ties/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (s2VJv)

349 Re: Minas

This is exactly what you get when you try to reason with insane people. Trans are insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (DcKNO)

350 Twitter is full of breathlessly agog 1/6 *BOMBSHELL!*
*BREAKING* *WALLS CLOSING IN*
Posted by: DaisyB

You forgot...Wheels coming off!

It's a catastrophe!

The endgame is some Bi-partisan vote to somehow comdemn Donald Trump and prevent him (in some arcane way) from running for President in 2024.
They'll be like two Republicans...Cheney and Kinzinger,but it will be "bi-partisan".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (vcOmj)

351 callipygian
kăl″ə-pĭj′ē-ən
adjective
Relating to or having buttocks that are considered beautifully proportioned.
Having beautifullyshapedbuttocks.

I had to look that word up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (MFphb)

352 All this talk of taters made me look up "how to make tater tots at home" seems easy and cheap.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (IcyNP)

353 Hippie friend on Facebook reposts something - somebody on Twitter was all "How come you are freaking out about drag queen story hour didn't you know all these children's books were written by gays?" Includes Good Night Moon, Where the Wild things are, etc.

First, I am not sure how this ameliorates the drag queen story hour.

Second, no I didn't know about that, thanks for the knowledge. Won't be buying them for any future small children in my life.

Posted by: blaster at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (6TxNR)

354 That's what adoptions are for.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (PiwSw)

oh yeah, that came up too. I told my counterpart that adoptive parents are having to go overseas to find a child because so many American babies have been aborted.

"That's not true, my friend just adopted a baby here!"

I was just about to say..."well then that person is connected somehow"

and sure enough he was an anesthesiologist at a local hospital and found out about the kid through the medical worker grapevine.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

355 The everyone gets trophies thibg igoes backa lot further than people realize. I played basketball in a YMCA in middle school in the 80s. We all got a trophy. Its not some millenial thing. GenX was well into it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (rl4NL)

356 USS Tater would be a good name for a supply ship.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

357 Nobody is taking your abortions away. The supreme court is just throwing the decision back to the states to decide which commonsense abortion reforms they want to make. Like mental health evaluations and minimum age to get an abortion without parental consent, and enhanced mental health evals for anyone trying to get an abortion below the minimum age.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (iLhx3)

358 The 30K floor is busted, that's for sure.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (PiwSw)

That psychological 30k barrier...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

359 Whoever decided on the stupid fucking menu for a an imaginary holiday was doomed to fail.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (89T5c)

360 341 DOW down 800 to 29,868
*

Joe should just let business open up again and employees return to work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (aHLDi)

I was going to say disband the entire federal bureaucracy and stop strangling the economy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

361 304 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson was disappointed when she learned that the beloved children’s museum in her community was selling a “watermelon salad” in celebration of Juneteenth.

If watermelon salad was authentic slave food, wouldn't that be at least a wee bit appropriate?
__________

Even if it wasn't, watermelon is a traditional summer fruit favorite, routinely enjoyed as part of summer celebrations (Memorial Day, July 4th, etc.) by Americans of all colors and ethnicities.

To pretend that it is somehow "offensive" to offer it for a Juneteenth celebration is just idiotic nonsense from virtue-signalling dimwits desperately searching for something to feel "microaggressed" about.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (MvHI3)

362 356 USS Tater would be a good name for a supply ship.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

Garbage scow/target tug.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

363 348 Panera and Kripsy Kreme Nazi legacy.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/25/family-behind-krispy-

kreme-panera-bread-admits-to-nazi-ties/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yikes. I guess when they say fresh from the oven they really mean it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (MkYsY)

364
I am stunned that the news even publicized this. So many normies think that abortions are only done on "a clump of cells."
Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
==============
Did the good Catholics at Villanova not speak out?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (zxGcY)

365 He's almost a full decade younger than Taylor Lorenz. He'll land on his feet after this.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (OTnNx)

366 Hard to figure out how he got the job in the first place. Some producer with a cue ball fetish?

Could there really be anyone who wants to Dick Tater?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (bW8dp)

367 Joe should just let business open up again and employees return to work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (aHLDi)

I don't know why he doesn't just issue an executive order for the Dow to go back up.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (YV6PJ)

368 "Who will be first to shank Roberts in the kidney, Kav or ACB?"

Thomas. If they think this nonsense with his wife will make him cave, they may be surprised.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (5HBd1)

369 tater's wife looks like Kavanaugh's wife.

https://tinyurl.com/5afu46jr

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (IcyNP)

370 Her and the baby will be living on welfare for life and be miserable.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (rl4NL)

I knew a welfare mom with four children. The value of her entitlements package was just shy of $80k/yr. This was around the year 2000.

Congrats! You also just outed yourself as a Pyrsyn of Privilege.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

371 Tater will be reduced to sipping penis under bridges for nickels, and removing broken light bulbs from sockets.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

372 Wonder how many celebratory shootings there will be in Chicago on Juneteenth ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

373 Inflation skyrocketing, stock market crashing, bond market crashing, housing market teetering, job market UP NEXT.

Posted by: BEST ECONOMY EVER at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (TKZuJ)

374 Brian Stelter bites his fingernails.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

375 Home made tater tots, could be good

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (2JoB8)

376 DOW down 800 to 29,868

*

All of the Trump momentum, and the ability re-open the economy, and he crashed the economy.

It's absolutely incredible. We could've easily hit 45-60k with democrats in the white house and the propping up and pretending everyone would have done.

They could f*ck up a one car parade.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (aHLDi)

377 "Slave food". Huh. Pretty much what I grew up on as a kid. Must be some overlap with rural white Southerners.

Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (Rw3PQ)

378 Brian Stelter bites his fingernails.

Posted by: creeper at June 16, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

After he wipes his ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (VwHCD)

379
All of the Trump momentum, and the ability re-open the economy, and he crashed the economy.

Putin did it !

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

380 Does anyone understand what's going on with Mina's World?
--------------------------------
The Workers seizing the means of projection, comrade!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

381 365 He's almost a full decade younger than Taylor Lorenz. He'll land on his feet after this.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 16, 2022 02:51 PM (OTnNx)

I'm not sure his center of gravity will allow that to happen.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (NxOLn)

382 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson would like to talk to the manager.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (44ww/)

383 So scotus justices do have protection. And that is what saved Kav. Which is a bit confusing to me since supposedly they dont have protection because Pelosi is holding ip funding.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:35 PM (rl4NL)

I believe the legislation is to extend protection to their families.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (53oGX)

384 Watermelon is yummy, I don't care what your melanin configuration is.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

385 OTC pregnancy tests (pee on the stick tests) literally cost pennies. Walmart sells a generic test for less than $1.

There is just no reason why any reasonably sentient female should not realize she's pregnant until the 2nd or 3rd trimester.

All the left's abortion arguments are essentially bullshit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022 02:42 PM (MvHI3)

Absolutely

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

386 >>>I knew a welfare mom with four children. The value of her entitlements package was just shy of $80k/yr. This was around the year 2000.

-------
Proving again what a sap I really am.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (VJsqe)

387 NPT did a study and said if Roe is removed and every red state bans abortion entirely (which wont happen obviously), something like 90% of the population is within a day’s drive of an abortion center in a blue state or in Canada. In other words nothing will change other than the physical locations of abortions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (rl4NL)

388 Apparently, the 2 dimples above your ass are called the dimples of Venus. The things you learn on Wikipedia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Much like Brie Larson, I suffer from the embarrassing disease of flat ass.

(I forgot her name and I did a search on "marvel movie with the chick who has a flat ass" and I got a hit.)

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (FQWHA)

389 "I hope the DCCC learns their lesson with this before it happens across the country," said Democrat Vicente Gonzalez, before pointing to the bigger issue for Democrats. "They have just forgotten about the brown people on the border… I’m not going to try to sugarcoat it anymore," Gonzalez said. "They are taking Latinos in South Texas for granted."

.. just wait until the Blacks figure this out too

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

390 I'm not sure his center of gravity will allow that to happen.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (NxOLn)

Heh, beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 02:54 PM (DRSnL)

391 Screw Wall Street and the self fulfilling prophetic Ivy League douchebag analysts. I'm betting at least 2/3 of them are Lefties. It's just a shame they have such an effect on the economy.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 02:54 PM (SseOZ)

392 Tater's lips are uncommonly plump for a man.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)

393
386 >>>I knew a welfare mom with four children. The value of her entitlements package was just shy of $80k/yr. This was around the year 2000.

-------
Proving again what a sap I really am.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (VJsqe)

#MeToo

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (rl4NL)

394 Pretty sure the ATMs are what is causing all the problems in the markets.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (OTXUv)

395 Can we take bets on where Tater lands? I say one of the morning shows. He has that beta energy they so love.

I think he would fit in nicely with the hags on the view.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (aQ25I)

396 I believe the legislation is to extend protection to their families.
---
That's what I was thinking, but I don't remember where I got it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

397 What a creepy-looking bastard.

Posted by: Pennywise at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (IytoW)

398 Tater has been offered a new job at Zabars, manning the fried food tasting table. He can still walk to work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (zxGcY)

399 Much like Brie Larson, I suffer from the embarrassing disease of flat ass.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (FQWHA)

Me too. Sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

400 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson is the head of the HOA.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (44ww/)

401 Watermelon is yummy, I don't care what your melanin configuration is.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

Mrs B buys so many watermelons through out the year I'm going to start hollowing them out, grab some paint, and start a helmets of the NFL collection.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (VwHCD)

402 Why doesn't Biden just issue an Executive Order and declare the United States an Inflation-Free Zone?

Posted by: Transfruit Tom, Now Known as Tomato at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (TKZuJ)

403 should not realize she's pregnant until the 2nd or 3rd trimester.

Y'mean missing my period ain't like cutting class? Huh.

Posted by: P P demographic at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (JioKJ)

404 Even if it wasn't, watermelon is a traditional summer fruit favorite, routinely enjoyed as part of summer celebrations (Memorial Day, July 4th, etc.) by Americans of all colors and ethnicities.

To pretend that it is somehow "offensive" to offer it for a Juneteenth celebration is just idiotic nonsense from virtue-signalling dimwits desperately searching for something to feel "microaggressed" about.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 16, 2022

***
A: I eat watermelon chunks all the time.

2: There is, no lie, a restaurant in the inner city (now called "Central" City) here called "Chicken and Watermelon." It's been there for some years. It was on the local news last year or in 2020 for . . . you guessed it . . . a shooting that took place outside.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (txdEq)

405 I don't want to live in a world without the Stetler Sex Machine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (5p7BC)

406 Panera and Kripsy Kreme Nazi legacy.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/25/family-behind-krispy-

kreme-panera-bread-admits-to-nazi-ties/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:49 PM (s2VJv)

Nice of him to condemn his ancestors, but the guy looks like Redskull... with less red.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (YV6PJ)

407 Pretty sure the ATMs are what is causing all the problems in the markets.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (OTXUv)

I would think that would just be a sanitary issue.

Posted by: Yeah, gross at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

408 Did the good Catholics at Villanova not speak out?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 16, 2022 02:50 PM (zxGcY)

I don't know. The news item did report that the resolution passed by a hair, 5-4, and that the dissenters stated that they were not elected to legislate abortion in their community.

Posted by: kallisto at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (DJFLF)

409 Blacks are figuring it out:

https://youtu.be/ZxPyieoxSfI

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 02:56 PM (5HBd1)

410 Now Tater is free to go to Ukraine to sacrifice his life for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

411 Tater will land on his feet. BU or NYU as a visiting professor.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (rJ48h)

412 This is going to destroy real estate in NorCal. All those million dollar stick option packages are worthless now. No more money for $3M condos.

It is going to be a bloodbath. And it will be awesome. Fuck you techies, you got your wish. No more mean tweets.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (rl4NL)

413 I love watermelon. It's a real summer treat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (0zQHa)

414 DOW down 800 to 29,868
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 02:44 PM (RHGPo)
And it is down hard and not moving back one iota. I see it continuing to drop with the commies in charge
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2022 02:47 PM (Irn0L)
Remember: "We're all in this together."
Feh. What a fucked up world.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

Fucked up?

Nah, man. This is great.

No mean tweets! Totally worth setting off a Depression and hyperinflation to get rid of those mean tweets.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (5NkmN)

415 410 Now Tater is free to go to Ukraine to sacrifice his life for Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

He and Malcom Nance and team up and do a Buddy Show!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent, who's getting more worried at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

416 >I knew a welfare mom with four children. The value of her entitlements package was just shy of $80k/yr. This was around the year 2000.

*

Yeah, we discussed it here a couple of years ago and someone linked to the dot gov document. A family of 4 can get nearly $800/month in food stamps.

At the time our monthly food budget was $300 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (rjyzh)

417 Villanova is as Catholic as Notre Dame and Pelosi.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (rl4NL)

418 Yellow watermelons are damn good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (89T5c)

419 She let him cum in her?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (HJcWr)

420 392 Tater's lips are uncommonly plump for a man.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 16, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)

Sound of Kihollawasee hillbillies letting go of Ned Beatty and looking at you-know-who . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

421 NOOOOOOD

Posted by: Brian Stelter's agent, who's getting more worried at June 16, 2022 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

422 Cherlisa Starks-Richardson has asked the waiter for organic yellow mustard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (44ww/)

423 I eat watermelon chunks all the time.
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It's a staple for me during the Summer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (sWM8x)

424 It is going to be a bloodbath. And it will be awesome. Fuck you techies, you got your wish. No more mean tweets.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:57 PM (rl4NL)
++++
Big Tech has been a joke for a long time now in terms of market cap. There are some real, productive enterprises with real customers and real profits (Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Broadcom, VMware, Oracle, Cisco, Intel, etc.) and a whole lot of cash furnaces that are just going to be so profitable you guys just trust me (Uber, Twitter, Netflix, etc.). That latter group has been due for a pop as soon as investor credulity gave out.

It's going to give out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (0zQHa)

425 Much like Brie Larson, I suffer from the embarrassing disease of flat ass.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (FQWHA)

Me too. Sad.
Posted by: Jordan61

Really ? Pics ?

Aren't they're exercises you can do ?

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (arJlL)

426 387 NPT did a study and said if Roe is removed and every red state bans abortion entirely (which wont happen obviously), something like 90% of the population is within a day’s drive of an abortion center in a blue state or in Canada. In other words nothing will change other than the physical locations of abortions.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (rl4NL)

Well they know that in certain areas people won't make that trip. Thus increasing the undesirable populations.. and quite possibly getting people to realize they don't need to kill babies.

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (53oGX)

427 Much like Brie Larson, I suffer from the embarrassing disease of flat ass.

Posted by: Biergood at June 16, 2022 02:53 PM (FQWHA)

Me too. Sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

well, uh...you can't have everything. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (VwHCD)

428 Why doesn't Biden just issue an Executive Order and declare the United States an Inflation-Free Zone?
Posted by: Transfruit Tom, Now Known as Tomato at June 16, 2022 02:55 PM (TKZuJ)
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I like it!

Posted by: President Camacho at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (zxGcY)

429 SCOTUS is taking too long to announce their official decision on abortion for back room machinations NOT to be taking place. As someone above stated, it will be a watered down decision that will please no one. At minimum.
Wouldn't be surprised though if one flipped.

The Left threatens violence and gets what they want.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)

430 Reminder that the Jan. 6 committee is being led by Rep. Bennie Thompson, who voted to overturn the 2004 election, Rep. Jamie Raskin, who voted to overturn the 2016 election, and Rep. Adam Schiff, who claimed for years that he had proof of Russian collusion while hiding evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

431 NBC has left their coverage of the Jan 6th hearing to cover the US Open.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

432 I just saw couple of youts take steal something out of Academy as I was checking out. The auto warning came on as they quickly exited the store . The employee watching the door didn't move and just watch them leave . The clerk checking me out said yeah nothing we can do. I said you need off duty police to watch the door then and let the employee go stock shelves or something. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (SseOZ)

433 The January 6 Committee hearings backfired on Thursday when a key witness against former President Donald Trump noted that Democrats, including Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), had attempted to block the certification of past election results. Retired U.S. Judge J. Michael Luttig, a former appellate judge on the Fourth Circuit, and a respected conservative voice, was one of several legal experts who testified on the third day of public hearings.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

434 The good news about Mina's World is if the motley assortment of workers actually raise enough funds to buy it, then they get to learn about the joys of management.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (zL564)

435 That Mina's World is only 10 blocks from the 6200 Osage block, which was burned down in 1985 when the mayor bombed the MOVE cultists. Nothing's change it seems. Same pathetic attempts at Afro-communism.

Posted by: Landru at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (mEYVq)

436 Is it time for Congress to pass Mina's Law, where all white property is coercively confiscated and redistributed to non-whites?

South Africa 2: BIPOC Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 16, 2022 03:03 PM (KVk4z)

437 I just saw couple of youts take steal something out of Academy as I was checking out. The auto warning came on as they quickly exited the store . The employee watching the door didn't move and just watch them leave . The clerk checking me out said yeah nothing we can do. I said you need off duty police to watch the door then and let the employee go stock shelves or something. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 16, 2022 03:01 PM (SseOZ)
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Why bother with the cost of anti-theft measures if you aren't allowed to do anything?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 16, 2022 03:04 PM (zL564)

438 SpaceX employees draft open letter to company executives denouncing Elon Musk’s behavior

.. this letter will look pretty stupid if Elon sells SpaceX to Boeing

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

439 A renowned virologist and vaccine creator has issued a warning that the experimental gene-based COVID-19 vaccine campaigns will cause an emergence of a new highly virulent and infectious COVID-19 variant within “the next two months” which will serve to “crash” the health care system.Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche, whose résumé includes roles as a former senior officer of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, as well as a senior program manager for the Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunization (GAVI), has been considered one of the most talented vaccine creators in the world

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2022 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

440 She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 03:11 PM (kf6Ak)

441 423 I eat watermelon chunks all the time.
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It's a staple for me during the Summer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 16, 2022 02:59 PM (sWM8x)

I sometimes crave it. Ice cold, outside on a hot summer day.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2022 03:12 PM (AmoqO)

442 So is there any named reliable source that can confirm the end of Tater, or is it a rumor?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2022 03:13 PM (Mzdiz)

443 >>>lovely and queer and trans

The words they use when they mean,
"Debased, degenerate, and perverse."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (vmrC/)

444 nood

NR

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 03:16 PM (38JP5)

445 Ha ha. The jokes wrote themselves, didn't they?

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

446 Mina's World is *exactly* the same phenomenon as the current prog non-profit "self-sabotage" thing we've been talking about the past couple of days.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (4enNW)

447 We at least need to get him over on YouTube.
........

YouTuber

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

448 Like a tattoo gun, poke, poke, poke!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 16, 2022 03:43 PM (WFMLs)

449 87 Tater for the View?
Not fat enough?
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No, he's far too good-looking and discerning. It would sicken their audience of Karens to see the View ladies all throwing themselves at him for a quick roll in the hay!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 16, 2022 03:49 PM (4OVxK)

450 OF COURSE they're going to come for you, Mina's World.

Who else would be so dumb as to hire predominantly mentally deranged queer and BIPOC employees ?

Nobody with a functioning brain, that's who

Posted by: deadrody at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (/jrmI)

451 You guys keep calling Stelter "Tater." This is disrespectful. I prefer to follow the Marquis of Queensbury rules of engagement: I call him "Mr. Tater."

See? That wasn't so hard.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at June 16, 2022 03:51 PM (Q3oNv)

452 Let the salt-on-watermelon wars begin!

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 16, 2022 03:54 PM (S7une)

453 Who tater is dis?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 16, 2022 04:07 PM (koWTx)

454 Late to the thread. Tater sure knows how to put on an unnerving grin akin to the Joker's.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 16, 2022 04:15 PM (nRMeC)

455 The best thing would be for him to wind up at some low watt station in a small town somewhere like Montana, Wyoming, Oklahoma, or Arkansas, far from the NYC fripperies he is used to.

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2022 04:26 PM (YsLD1)

456 I don't know about you, but I don't want to wake up in an "America" where there isn't a grossly obese effeminate clown compulsively scanning rightwing Twitter feeds with his fat clumsy canoli-frigging fingers, just so he can issue stupid hot-takes and insipid snapbacks with that retard smile that says "Aren't I clever" and also "I might have made in my pants again."

Cruel Ace is the best Ace

Posted by: Why we stick with Ace at June 16, 2022 06:04 PM (RI3s4)

457 I knowwww ace is excellent vis a vis protecting secret identities, but has anyone asked Herr Ewok, Esq. whether or not Tater and AnalPendant have ever been in the same room together, sans their(/her) TheRapist?

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at June 16, 2022 06:17 PM (BnOvL)

458 Let me get this straight…because I have indigenous blood, and a lot of it, I deserve your stuff? Well…hand over your keys, people!

(How does this even make sense to anyone?)

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2022 11:07 PM (FXYsU)

459 So, the employees of Mina's World have outed the owner as a capitalist. Those rich Hollywood people who talk like Marxists don't share their wealth or their real estate either. It's almost as if progressives were hypocrites.

Posted by: UncleAl at June 17, 2022 10:18 AM (7FsZ9)

460 Gutfeld hardest hit.

Spoiler fox hires stelter.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 18, 2022 01:55 AM (0SrVS)

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