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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/18/22)
The following story was submitted to us by our friend Hrothgar. I didn't know Japan was in danger. But, now I do. Thanks.
Breasts Are Saving Japan From Woke Culture No country is too far from the grasp of social justice values to try to take hold, and sure enough, the country of Japan has been enduring its own attempts by the far left to infiltrate and take over the culture.
Particularly, a feminist movement in Japan had been growing within it, but it would appear that the young women it was attempting to seduce are rejecting it thanks to several factors, but one of them is their breasts. No, I’m not kidding.
Raging River, Rising Community: The Yellowstone Flood of 2022 Raging River, Rising Community: The Yellowstone Flood of 2022
Less than a week ago, I was tucked in a sleeping bag next to the Yellowstone River. Today, that campsite is underwater, as is the bridge that stood next to it. Paradise Valley is a living Montana iconography. On the east side of the valley, the Absaroka Range leans tall and jagged against the skies.
Hobbies? I think I'll stick with fishing, thank you very much.
PAOLO MENNINI HAD GONE SEVERAL months without finding any unexploded ordnance. Not a single bullet. But he had a feeling about this place. We had driven down a one-mile dirt road, past derelict farmhouses and the flat fields south of Mantua, in northern Italy, and walked into a grove to reach a half-collapsed fort. “Try down there,” he told Andrea Gabrielli, one of his employees. Gabrielli started scouring the ground with a metal detector—a beeping monitor with a long yellow handle, a shoulder strap, and a rod pointing down, roughly the shape of a leaf blower.
Not sure if this would work on an Irish Setter or a Borzoi................
The things you learn composing an ONT. Automatic Washing Machine for Dogs.
Mario Altissimo was granted Patent No. 4,505,229 in 1985 for his "Automatic Washing Machine for Dogs and Like Animals". I wonder if anyone has ever created an equivalent type of automatic washing machine for humans.
Probably a Monday. Bummer.................
Do you suffer from hay fever? This might be better than that decongestant you've been using.
Did you know that having sex *might* be able to alleviate some of those nasty hay fever symptoms? Streaming eyes, itchy and runny noses, thumping headaches – it seems that everyone is experiencing those dreaded symptoms this summer. And it’s not even the height of the season just yet. Dosed up with antihistamines that don’t quite hit the spot, could there be a more pleasurable way to wave goodbye to seasonal allergies?
Born on this day: 18 Jun 1942
Paul McCartney, The Beatles Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totalling 1,662 weeks on the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com
Just another day that in ends in Y. Genius Award Winner.
Jacksonville man charged with stealing street sweeper after muddy takedown
Deputies say one of the deputies sustained minor injuries during the apprehension and was treated and released from the hospital.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the AoSHQ Executive Rest Room.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Rest Room Attendants Union 13.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:01 PM (ZTpt9)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 18, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Posted by: Molly k. at June 18, 2022 10:05 PM (MApPS)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:06 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
As a lowly COB at the bottom of the totem pole, they give me a hole in the ground and one square of toilet paper per day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:08 PM (kf6Ak)
All of it is complete fuggin garbage and you won't convince me otherwise.
Posted by: ballistic at June 18, 2022 10:08 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
The toilet should be dead center in the room with the tp roll on the wall directly behind it...mwahahah
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:08 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
A bit too luxurious for us.
Posted by: Certain European and Asian Countries at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (ZTpt9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
All of it is complete fuggin garbage and you won't convince me otherwise.
Posted by: ballistic at June 18, 2022 10:08 PM (oXNqT)
scoreboard
Posted by: Paul Mac's Bank Account at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ballistic
I really liked them when I was in 7th grade, years after they broke up. I'm really not crazy about them now.
My oldest brother saw them live in Houston in 1964 or 1965.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:10 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (ZTpt9)
* * * *
Congratulations!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at June 18, 2022 10:10 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Joe Biden, cycling pro at June 18, 2022 10:05 PM (Vgw1E)
This is what happens when all you eat is Gerber's Baby Food.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (ldL4g)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (3jSxb)
Local sign of economic fuckage: Miley and I go the local Cracker Barrel in Simpsonville for dinner tonight.
The menu looks a bit sparser than I remember. Didn't see any catfish in particular, and didn't see some other stuff. Waitress confirms they've downsized the menu, and are gonna have to downsize it some more.
Catfish was one of their popular items, but she said they can't get it delivered reliably. Same with other meats. She said they're gonna soon reduce the breakfast menu because of that same problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (kf6Ak)
Thanks Bruce.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (ZTpt9)
Congratulations. That’s a big deal and a great Father’s Day gift. A righteous pride
Posted by: 7man at June 18, 2022 10:13 PM (qwO6y)
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
I use silicone for eggs. I use wooden spoons if I need to deglaze.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:13 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Good thing I have the hack for that recipe!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2022 10:13 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:13 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:06 PM (X++p7)
Who knew back in the day that of all the Beatles, Ringo would end up being the best? Ringo and Barbara Bach have been married 41 years.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:03 PM (ZTpt9)
Is it the smells. One of the main things that bother me about Chicago is the odors, especially near manhole covers. Eew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (ZTpt9)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (3jSxb)
She's a pea-picker. A lyin'-pea-pickin'-pony-dog.
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (NqOsP)
I'm going to have to start cooking for myself.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: nerdygirl
One of the main things that bother me about Chicago is all the stray bullets.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 18, 2022 10:15 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:09 PM (ZTpt9)
Congrats, Duke and Dukeson! Jr. (Mass Maritime Grad) and I were in New Bedford today and saw several MMA grad families celebrating. Jr. not happy seeing some with their Whites unbuttoned and one wearing a backwards Budweiser cap.
Jr. says the job market is great for grads.
Posted by: RI Red at June 18, 2022 10:15 PM (rHDMI)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: chris+opher at June 18, 2022 10:16 PM (2Fw5I)
I'm going to have to start cooking for myself.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (3jSxb)
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I tried a new local burger place earlier this week. Very tasty burger, but with fries and a drink, it was close to $20. A couple of years ago, I would have expected to pay $12-$15 at most (including a tip). FJB and his Bidenflation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2022 10:17 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at June 18, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2022 10:17 PM (r+HUi)
Posted by: Inquiring minds
Grapefruit
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:18 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022
******
Congratulations!
KPS '77
Posted by: Cosda at June 18, 2022 10:18 PM (k/FZ8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
But you're better positioned to deal with it. Or that's what Joe says.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:18 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2022 10:18 PM (AeMVC)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: jewells45
Yeah jewells it is cause its airing on FX then next day on Hulu
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Remember the good, old days when we laughed at the USSR because they couldn't get products on the shelves?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
That's part of the kink.
Posted by: Manhole Country Cover at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Wonder what the Contract Dental Facility looks like.
Posted by: Miklos, but not too much at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: GWB at June 18, 2022 10:21 PM (EFhmz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
You had a hole in the ground?
Luxury!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:21 PM (Msys3)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
I don't actually use a wooden spoon as I find them somewhat cumbersome, I use a wooden straight-edge scraper. It's great to use in making batches of soup, large pots of red sauce, chili, hot dog onions and things like that. It not only stirs somewhat like a paddle, but it also scrapes the bottom of the pot real well to prevent sticking. But I don't use it in my non-stick pans, in which I cook eggs. For eggs I go with a silicon/plastic spatula because I have more control.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 10:21 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:06
My wife is a big Beatles fan. She watched that docu and came to the conclusion George was responsible for the breakup as much as anyone.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 10:22 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The French Quarter in New Orleans smells worse than actual French people.
Posted by: Miklos considers that something of an achievement at June 18, 2022 10:22 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Kudos to the both of you, well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Funny joke, sure am glad I hate peas. Always have.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:23 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Miklos, but not too much at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (85b0r)
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I don't know about the executive level, but they gave me a pair of pliers and a cotton ball.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Zettai
I would not join during Pride Month
Posted by: Miklos, h8r at June 18, 2022 10:23 PM (85b0r)
Our greens and Marxists are gonna make the USSR look like the land of plenty, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The GUM store in Moskva is looking pretty good right now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:15 PM (MGB5H)
The white democrats in Chicago usually do a pretty good job of keeping that stuff away from the Magnificent Mile. White liberals really don't give a crap about violence as long as its black kids killing other black kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
I always use a wooden spoon unless I'm using a pair of tongs or a plastic spatula.
Wooden spoons are also great for administering a spanking.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Farmer
I can't argue with her. I also think IF they'd stuck together that Billy Preston would have become the new 5th Beatle. They were all really impressed with him.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 18, 2022 10:25 PM (X++p7)
Posted by: Miklos, h8r at June 18, 2022 10:23 PM
It's a Man's Life in the Merchant Marine!
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:25 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 18, 2022 10:25 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 18, 2022 10:25 PM (v3K1A)
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom
Actually, normally plastic. I use my wooden spoons to mix various doughs.
And to smack kids and grandkids.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:26 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Lakeview was quite nice when i lived there. Still have friends in Lincoln square, they said the entire city has become insane shooting at the bean and mag mile all the time. I dont plan on ever going back
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Miklos, but not too much at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (85b0r)
Miklos! I've been trying to reach you by email.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2022 10:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Now prices at the Cracker Barrel. I got out of there for four meals for just under $60. That sort of surprised me. One of the local joints in town, a mid-range family restaurant that's been in town for decades, you're up to $90 for four meals like that.
It was two for Miley and me in there, and then I pick up some for my elderly parents.
That local joint does catfish (Miley doesn't like their grilled/broiled as much as the Cracker Barrel's), and still does. $90 vs $60 may have something to do with that difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:26 PM (Msys3)
Flip flops are also useful weapons.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:27 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Don't forget the oil of cloves.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2022 10:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:28 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:28 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 18, 2022 10:29 PM (DR2A+)
Now, as far as the higher end restaurants, good Lord. We took my folks to one of those for my mother's birthday, right before Mother's day. Even got my father there.
They were $180 for the four of us. Now, that joint has been in Greenville since the '60s or so. They are closing at the end of this month. Haven't found a buyer yet, so it may be the end of it.
My mother wanted to go one last time, but hell, they're booked solid until the last day. Everyone wants to go one last time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:29 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2022 10:29 PM (Xrfse)
Our greens and Marxists are gonna make the USSR look like the land of plenty, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
famous exchange when Nixon (as VP) visited Moscow, and Kruschev (as General Secretary) came to America.
Nixon-In Moscow, at the famous GUM, the shelves were half empty. But here (it was at a Sears), the shelves are full!
Nikita K-Umm, of course! In USSR, the workers can afford to buy, so empty shelves show success! In USA, workers cannot afford to buy, so everything sit on shelves!
Posted by: Miklos, thinking again at June 18, 2022 10:30 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
My Uncle William was in the Merchants, and on the Murmansk Run. He was a bitter man for the rest of his life because he risked his life for the effing commies!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/6b57nrre
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2022 10:24 PM
In some places, they're offered as "swai"...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking again at June 18, 2022 10:30 PM (85b0r)
That's how you spin it!
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (Krnar)
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This is also the story of FJB's roaring economy
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (v3K1A)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
That was almost a suicide run.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 18, 2022 10:32 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2022 10:32 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
My Uncle William was in the Merchants, and on the Murmansk Run. He was a bitter man for the rest of his life because he risked his life for the effing commies!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
My Father was an active duty signalman, who rode Merchantmen in convoys to do 'code' and communications stuff.
Yeah... almost got hit by a Kamikaze.... but it pulled up to try to hit a destroyer instead.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:32 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Moronmail is sadly non compos.
Still got my phone numero?
Posted by: Miklos, okra rassler at June 18, 2022 10:33 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
That and they basically got no accolades for that risk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
That is also my R's favorite drink.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:33 PM (Msys3)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
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I use both but not at the same time.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
I just put a bunch of shit on the counter to use at examples and delivered a blustery rodomontade to the wife and kids.
"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME: Don't put anything labeled "Wusthof," "Henckels" or "Cangshan" in the dishwasher. Don't leave anything labeled "Lodge" soaking in my sink. Don't put any metal implement in a pot marked "Calphalon." Ever. If any of these things happens again, I'm putting my shit in the storage unit, and you people can use your culinary skills to cook your own food with cheap crap from WalMart."
Right about that point I realized... I heard a spookily similar rodomontade decades ago, from my own dad. I've become my dad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Copepods at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Zettai
Swai, or pangasius, are a variety of catfish, mainly raised in the extremely polluted waters of the Mekong .
DO NOT EAT
Posted by: Miklos, with PSA at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It's inescapable.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Brain Eating Amoebae at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (Krnar)
I've got a favor to ask of y'all.
Would you light a candle, burn some incense, offer up a prayer.
It's been 2 1/2 years since I've heard from my boys, and I'd appreciate some divine intervention to motivate them to open their hearts to a reconciliation.
#thanks
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Welcome to the MHONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
DO NOT EAT
Posted by: Miklos, with PSA at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM
FUN FACT:
The dread candiru is a sort of catfish!
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It's inescapable.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (Msys3)
God.... I wish I was like my Dad... he was MUCH more even tempered than I.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (oHd/0)
The Paulo is, how you say, full of unexploded ordinance.
Posted by: The Paulo at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2022 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
That's a shame. Democrats ruin everything sooner or later. Why, it's almost as if, when you destroy responsible fatherhood and go easy on crime, communities turn to crap.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Right about that point I realized... I heard a spookily similar rodomontade decades ago, from my own dad. I've become my dad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (IXpV7)
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Wooden utensils for pot stuff. Cast iron wants steel. We do scrambled eggs on cast, so always steel.
Wood is also good for crock pot stuff.
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 10:37 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Might be blood oranges, but the black strip is a mystery. Spice of some kind?
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at June 18, 2022 10:37 PM (ZCWuW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM (IXpV7)
You could've become your mother so there's that.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 10:37 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It's inescapable.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete
Dad...is that you?
Yeah, it's me.
Posted by: Miklos' Old Papa had better hair though, he was the Jack Lord of CPAs at June 18, 2022 10:37 PM (85b0r)
Went longer than that with my Son, after my Daughter committed suicide.
Now we speak at least once a week... there is hope.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:38 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 18, 2022 10:38 PM (3Or4S)
A MHONT is a very fine thing, indeed. I read with pleasure the rejection of feminism by Japanese women!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
You got it. I'm so very sorry. Please know I'm praying for intervention.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Now we speak at least once a week... there is hope.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:38 PM (oHd/0)
I am so sorry for your loss. How terrible.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Dad at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: Miklos, aiming for some sweet federal Grant Moneys for my new Rainbow NGO at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 10:40 PM (U2p+3)
The catfish consumed (and farmed) here in the US is the channel catfish. There's another species, blue catfish, and those buggers can get big indeed.
Catfish is mighty popular in the Southeast. We rednecks love the stuff. Miley had never had it before she got down here, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
*nods*
Word.
Posted by: Judas at June 18, 2022 10:40 PM (EHcEg)
Now we speak at least once a week... there is hope.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:38 PM (oHd/0)
I am so sorry for your loss. How terrible.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:39 PM (Krnar)
Been 5 years now... time does not heal wounds, but it does dull the pain I've found.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:41 PM (oHd/0)
The Paulo is, how you say, full of unexploded ordinance.
Posted by: The Paulo
Now see?
Posted by: Miklos, there are Morons in this World at June 18, 2022 10:41 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: MkY
Point of order my good Man!
Steel utensils never touch my beloved cast iron. Nor soap.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:41 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM
+1 for rodomontade
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:41 PM (/csRr)
Fully recovered?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:35 PM (Msys3)
Heck no! My country has been taken over by the insane left!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
I get fried catfish from my grocery store Randall's deli. Well I think it's catfish. Tastes pretty good so I don't ask questions.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 18, 2022 10:42 PM (3jSxb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 10:42 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
You had a hole in the ground?
Luxury!!
----
Who was the idiotic female singer who said no one needed more than 2 sheets of TP?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai
Fruitcake with candied candiru lasts forever.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing to be an amateur prepper at June 18, 2022 10:43 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Romeo13
There are many times now that I forget that I was once widowed. Sometimes, it's a long time.
But never a day goes by that I don't miss my son.
Horde fistbump Romeo13.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:44 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2022 10:45 PM (ZCWuW)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sheryl Crow.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:45 PM (Msys3)
Turns out Mississippi is the catfish capital of the US. About 60% of commercial catfish comes from within a 65 mile radius there.
I'm sure Brandon is fucking that up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:34 PM
+1 for rodomontade
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:41 PM (/csRr)
Roxanne... Go F yourself...
When did we become so afraid
To be the Men our Father's made...
Epic...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:45 PM (oHd/0)
I see. Thanks for the update, I was interested.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Satriale's Pork Store at June 18, 2022 10:46 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Sure thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 18, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)
Horde fistbump Romeo13.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:44 PM (Msys3)
We carry our pain in silence.... sometime to our own detriment...
Yet... it's a Man thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:47 PM (oHd/0)
I've never really liked any manner of fresh-water fish...
Wegmans recently had reasonably priced "Atlantic cod" in the case, but I didn't buy it... No one has real Atlantic cod any more!
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:47 PM (/csRr)
A sensible position. Catfish good, questions bad.
Posted by: The Fisherman at June 18, 2022 10:48 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: Miklos testifies, and Doof is a Witness at June 18, 2022 10:48 PM (85b0r)
I get fried catfish from my grocery store Randall's deli. Well I think it's catfish. Tastes pretty good so I don't ask questions.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 18, 2022 10:42 PM (3jSxb)
I had catfish a couple of times when living in the Kansas City area. Vile stuff. I shudder every time I see it the grocery store which thankfully is rare here in the PNW.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2022 10:49 PM (AeMVC)
Posted by: Zettai
Cod
Or piece
Or piece of cod
Or codpiece
Posted by: Miklos in best Harry Dean Stanton voice at June 18, 2022 10:49 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Miklos considers that something of an achievement at June 18, 2022 10:22
You should try Jamaica, even the nice resorts often smell strongly of sewer fumes.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 10:49 PM (55Qr6)
His Father live 3 doors down... so he was visiting for Father's day, and stopped by.
And... yeah... he's a conservative, so it was an OK conversation... LOL
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:49 PM (oHd/0)
Prayers up for Browndog (127) and Romeo13 (13
for healing and reconciliation.Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 18, 2022 10:50 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)
One of the hots for the drop to the shop is severed right by the pole. Seen through binoculars, the end looks melted. And there is a rat's nest of single-strand wire at the cable-head where the 3-conductor cable running up the pole from the meter meets the drop. I think wind and tree branches may have chafed the hot against the neutral, until it arced, burned out the hot, and maybe a few strands of the neutral, too.
Or could have been a lightning strike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2022 10:50 PM (ZCWuW)
I much prefer Ling Cod.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)
"HAPPY FARTERS DAY"
WE still love yoy and miss you .............
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2022 10:50 PM (20SKS)
Now watch me ride this bike....
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 18, 2022 10:51 PM (6vDur)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2022 10:03 PM (ZTpt9)
You and Hank, Jr. with Dixie On My Mind
https://youtu.be/rlNO8zGgCGw
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Newfoundland at June 18, 2022 10:51 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
She probably had a Biden - er I mean bidet.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 18, 2022 10:51 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Farmer
Unsurprised
Some famous guy called them "shitholes", as I recall
Posted by: Miklos has ben to Mexico, for example at June 18, 2022 10:52 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
She probably had a Biden - er I mean bidet.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 18, 2022 10:51 PM (7SwmH)
Yeah... I won't say I buy Baby wipes.... but...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
The Paulo is, how you say, full of unexploded ordinance.
Posted by: The Paulo at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (EHcEg)
----
Does that mean that The Paolo isn't getting any?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2022 10:52 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (Krnar)
Lolol, I heard that from my mom a lot. They cost 25$! they're not for construction paper, g-ddammit!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:53 PM (IXpV7)
Do you guys cook with wooden spoons?
I use silicone or plastic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
It is am American guy thing: cooking is what their moms did, and they link their moms with wooden spoons.
In Latin America, the guy would have a chancla handy.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 10:52 PM (qfLjt)
It takes much time for the Paulo to.... explode...
Many of the Womenz are not capable...
Posted by: The Paul... at June 18, 2022 10:53 PM (oHd/0)
. dern autocucumber.....Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 18, 2022 10:54 PM (7SwmH)
Now watch me ride this bike....
Posted by: Jimco Industries
"We'll cut away from Joe arguing with his bike to Vlad wrestling a bear and young gymnast simultaneously..."
Posted by: Miklos Marlon-Perkins at June 18, 2022 10:54 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 10:54 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 10:55 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (Krnar)
Fun fact, I got the sewing scissors lecture from my ,then, soon to be wife. I listened and to this day we are still married.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 18, 2022 10:55 PM (7D1qa)
I thought Miller was played by Tracey Walter...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 18, 2022 10:55 PM (wB1BO)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 18, 2022 10:56 PM (lj357)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2022 10:56 PM (rzOL9)
One man's delicacy is another man's horror. It takes all kinds.
Except for Marxists and Greens and Wokesters. The world does not need those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:57 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at June 18, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
I think it is a blood orange.
(no, not blood oranges, the citrus fruit of exploitation and gang warfare in Central America. Those look different)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 10:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2022 10:56 PM (rzOL9)
Again with the Ann Francis......????
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 18, 2022 10:57 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 10:42 PM (ybIRR)
The American Dental Association is regulating bathrooms?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2022 10:56 PM (rzOL9)
Marsha
Posted by: Mannikin at June 18, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2022 10:58 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 18, 2022 10:59 PM (JzDjf)
Watch a marathon of Honey West. I wish MeTV would start that again.
Only lasted one season. It was a hoot I thought. She had a pet cougar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Got to have a floss dispenser, don't you know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2022 10:59 PM (ZCWuW)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 18, 2022 11:00 PM (JzDjf)
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at June 18, 2022 11:00 PM (rbh9X)
#thanks
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Prayers up
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:00 PM (kf6Ak)
I thought Miller was played by Tracey Walter...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
I'm being Intense.
Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at June 18, 2022 11:01 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Same with Philadelphia. I thought I was gonna hurl the first time I got a whiff of what was coming up out of the sidewalk vents. And so many bums, we called "the homeless" bums in the 80s. More bums than I had ever seen. You never really saw them in or around cities in Kansas where I grew up. But there were great mobs of them in Philly. My first impression of the city wasn't a good one.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:02 PM (rWGyP)
Posted by: Ciampin
The Paolo is always never enough exploded.
Signed,
The Paolo
Posted by: The Paolo at June 18, 2022 11:02 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2022 10:49 PM (AeMVC)
Probably served mudcats. Those things are inedible. I think they put carrots in chili too, and they dance like a buncha Kansas City, er, fellas. Blue catfish (aka channel cat) is pretty good eating.
In MS, we have many ponds where catfish are farmed. Very tasty, not at all like that tilapia from Vietnam. ymmv, of course.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2022 11:02 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Zettai
Have you ever had walleye or trout?
The best fish I ever had was at a lodge and this man cooked fresh trout on a charcoal grill.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
And Romeo, I'm sorry to learn of your situation, you'll be included in my prayers tonight.
And now, off to hit my knees, and then to bed...
Here's to a happy fathers day for all who qualify.
#imnotabiologist
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)
The villains were poorly done, especially
Everything else was competently or good. The chase with the muscle car was really good. None of the fights were prolonged, and I don't think the director wants to be put in a place where he is compared to Nolan.
The origin story changed a little bit, and the alley shooting was wisely not revisited.
Streaming video, the dark shades can get pixelated. I have heard that there is no solution to this but
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM (ybIRR)
Still got my phone numero?
Posted by: Miklos, okra rassler at June 18, 2022 10:33 PM (85b0r)
Damn, I forgot I had it! Can I text you? Don't want to tear you away from the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)
Anne Francis was also in a lot of the classic TV. She was in a couple of Columbos, Barnaby Jones, Cannon, Black Sheep Squadron. She had a role in the 1980 season of Dallas as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: MyInnerBeth at June 18, 2022 11:04 PM (7E/GZ)
Posted by: Zettai
Lake Erie walleye deep fried is terrific.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:04 PM (Msys3)
I suspect a wife zealously guards her "sewing" scissors because that's what she plans to use to nip off her husband's bollocks if she ever discovers that he has wronged her...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:05 PM (/csRr)
Streaming eyes, itchy and runny noses, thumping headaches – it seems that everyone is experiencing those dreaded symptoms this summer.
Hell. I feel like that every time I look at a link provided by Mannix.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2022 11:05 PM (anj39)
I much prefer Ling Cod.
----
i like it baked or fried.
--
HEADLINE
"Fish lurk in streams"
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Paolo at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (EHcEg)
It's been 2 1/2 years since I've heard from my boys, and I'd appreciate some divine intervention to motivate them to open their hearts to a reconciliation.
#thanks
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (ybIRR)
"HAPPY FARTERS DAY"
WE still love yoy and miss you .............
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2022 10:50 PM (20SKS)
Excuse me, but FARTER'S DAY is for Joe. Believe me I know.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
I don't think a chancla would be good to cook with
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:07 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:07 PM (EHcEg)
Ski School? Hot Dog the Movie? Up the Creek?
All of those on blue ray.... hmmmm....
Posted by: The Paul... at June 18, 2022 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miley
Je suis a votre plaisir maintenon
I lost all stored numbers when my 3G phone was declared Too Old
Posted by: Miklos, so to speak at June 18, 2022 11:08 PM (85b0r)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2022 11:08 PM (U2p+3)
Ski School? Hot Dog the Movie? Up the Creek?
Revenge of the Nerds?
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:08 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (ybIRR)
As I told the Grocery store guy who bagged me groceries today... when he asked Paper or Plastic?
Well... we still grow trees... don't see anyone growing Dinosaurs anymore....
He looked thoughtful... then laughed... gave me hope for the younger generation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0)
I used to cook with wooden spoons, but when I used the same spoon for soup, spaghetti sauce and making cookies, something broke inside, and I switched to silicone. It's probably irrational that the wood would retain the flavors of the various foods, but in my mind, that's what happened and I couldn't use them anymore.
Silicone works great, cleans great, and I haven't burned it yet, so I'm thinking it's a win.,
Posted by: Moki at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2022 10:36 PM (Krnar)
Lolol, I heard that from my mom a lot. They cost 25$! they're not for construction paper, g-ddammit!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 10:53 PM (IXpV7)
Not only did my mom hide her scissors from us, but she had her own stash of Scotch tape.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:03 PM
I've cooked fresh native trout what I caught myself on a stick over an open wood fire... Everyone liked it and thought my technique was amazing, but personally, meh...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:08 PM (EHcEg)
Good suggestion... have to go see if its on a prime.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0)
Getting things at scale. Large chains have to make sure that their menu items are reliable for thousands of stores, not just a couple.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at June 18, 2022 11:00 PM (rbh9X)
Bowls on the bottom, plates lying down up top. I feel like Heston when he saw the apes had destroyed civilization. DAMN YOU!!! Damn you all to hell...
But I rarely use the dishwasher, I'd rather cook wash dry and put the dishes up myself.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (rWGyP)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moki at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Moki at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (JrN/x)
Wood does retain taste
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 18, 2022 11:11 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at June 18, 2022 11:01 PM (85b0r)"
Bud : Okay. Have a nice day, Uh, night.
[to himself]
Bud : Night, day, doesn't mean shit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 18, 2022 11:11 PM (wB1BO)
Point of order!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:08 PM (EHcEg)
Good suggestion... have to go see if its on a prime.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0)
weird, not even available to BUY
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 11:14 PM (eFvmN)
Point of order!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
2 points?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Secret Square
Stay away from these guys.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9fr5bu
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Yeppers. Grilled trout is fucking awesome.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 18, 2022 11:06 PM (EHcEg)
----
In 1974 I visited Yellowstone Natl Park in early September. The park was on the verge of closing and the canteen had only chili left - breakfast, noon and night. This was North, near Montana line so we drove over to a tiny village but it had this great restaurant and I had fresh tout out of the river. Delicious.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
They at least cause a mental disability in me.
Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (eFvmN)
Son is missing this weekend of travel ball because he got hurt helping his father rip out a shower. He got a three-inch cut on his right arm from a cut tile. He had to get three staples. No anesthetic. He is bummed about it. Staples come out on Monday.
Posted by: jmel at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (cTCuP)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9fr5bu
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2022 11:16 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Romeo13
That bullshit blows my mind. "I don't want to make money you fucking fucktards!"
Amazing.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (/csRr)
Bishop Robert McManus issued a formal decree Thursday prohibiting Nativity School of Worcester from identifying itself as a “Catholic” school in response to the school refusing to remove Pride and Black Lives Matter flags at his request.
In addition to stripping the school of its Catholic title, the school may no longer perform mass or sacraments on its campus or sponsor any masses or sacraments at churches in the Diocese of Worcester, according to the decree.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:18 PM (EHcEg)
Drove through a heavy downpour three hours for the Cape Girardeau rally with Rush. Stood out in the rain with our teenagers and had to ditch our umbrellas because of security.
Some people threw theirs away but I had a couple of really nice ones so I tossed all four into a little pile over the rail on the grass with maybe 75-100 others, at the time we entered.
Rally was great. Rush was great. Trump was great. Sat right behind Fox interview box. Kids met Hannity n got hats signed. Unfortunately they put us on tv a lot and my hair was all frizzy.
When we left we figured the parking lot would take forever to empty so we stayed inside until most all of 5,000 people left before us.
Our umbrellas were still where we left them.
I shoulda called Rush the next day.
Posted by: Justamom at June 18, 2022 11:18 PM (LlJyd)
Wood does retain taste
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (kf6Ak)
Bless you. I feel vindicated!
Posted by: Moki at June 18, 2022 11:19 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:19 PM (EHcEg)
Have you still got that old phone and did it do bluetooth? You can usually transfer contacts via that, all it's PITA to dig down and figure out.
When they obsoleted the 3Gs on ours, I had some contact transferin' I had to do. I got it done. Some cussing and frustration was involved, but I got it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:02
We went thru Philly when I was a kid, on a trip east. Dad got lost and we ended up going through a bad neighborhood.
Trash all over and people sitting on their front porches. In my naivete I asked Mom, why don't they get up and pick up the trash.
I forget her exact response, something like they were raised differently. Was a real eye opener for a young kid.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (kf6Ak)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Barry O at June 18, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
A woman's breasts need only be large enough to fill the hands of an honest man...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (/csRr)
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Did you ever see the size of George Foreman's hands? He compared them to Johnny Carson's on the Tonight Show. Now what did you say about 'large enough....'?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (kf6Ak)
Moar, please!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2022 11:22 PM (ZCWuW)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:23 PM (rWGyP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2022 11:23 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 11:23 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Forest Hills Fred at June 18, 2022 11:23 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (kf6Ak)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Barry O at June 18, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
{snork}
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 18, 2022 11:23 PM (v23vE)
I store phone contacts as a .txt file on the device, never in the contacts app because security...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:25 PM (/csRr)
My flat edge wood utensil is great for sauté to sticky caramelizing. Can’t beat it with a stick.
Posted by: Justamom at June 18, 2022 11:25 PM (LlJyd)
I looked it up : "Nativity School of Worcester is an accredited, independent, Jesuit middle school that provides a quality, all-scholarship education to under served boys of all faiths." It has 66 students, mostly of color, 13 teachers, and is tuition-free. Grades 5-8.
So tiny! But apparently very rich.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:25 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Zettai
True, but what about one of the Horde?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:26 PM (Msys3)
Jesuit says it all. They've been cranking out atheists for what, 300 years?
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 11:27 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: vmom
Is it just me or does it seem there are more Bishops standing up and displaying backbones recently?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:27 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 11:28 PM (cPGH3)
Fist bump to Romeo and tonypete. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Five years this September.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 18, 2022 11:28 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:28 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2022 11:28 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: jmel at June 18, 2022 11:15 PM (bVhJi)
No Anesthetic? Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 11:29 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (lj357)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 11:27 PM (cPGH3)
Seems suspicious to me - fancy website, apparently yuge endowment, and they just have 60 or so students, all minority boys on scholarships.
I bet a hella lot of grooming goes on there
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:31 PM (kf6Ak)
So, do they just use a swingline stapler? And if so, is it the little, cheap one or the big, fancy one that teachers have?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (KAi1n)
Was there bacon involved? Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:32 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (/csRr)
Please tell me you didn't get that out of a fortune cookie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Be glad you don't live inland
Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2022 11:29 PM (cPGH3)
I grew up in Phoenix. I grew up hating all fish of any kind, and it wasn't until i was 20 years old that I finally tasted some real seafood, not the crap cheap ass fish sticks my mom always tried to get us to eat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2022 11:32 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:33 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Freshwater trout is usually pretty good. Though I know what you're saying. Hit and miss depending upon location.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:33 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (lj357)
It's that picture of the fbi glowies in khakis and shades all dressed alike.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (rWGyP)
Posted by: CppThis at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:32 PM
I didn't get that out of a fortune cookie...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 11:35 PM (gjtpY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2022 11:10 PM (kf6Ak)
That's called 'seasoning'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 11:35 PM (ldL4g)
Well, then we are truly fucked, because our culture is trash.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 18, 2022 11:35 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
You can get surgical staplers online, they are pretty cool I have a couple. I suggest you buy a staple remover too
Dad got his scalp stapled in the ER after he took a fall, I was razzing him that he was lucky I liked him since I hadn't used my stapler yet and wanted to, but I thought it was not polite to practice on people I liked
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 11:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 11:36 PM (gjtpY)
The Trelane episode of Star Trek TOS is on MeTV right now, I see. Kirk has just challenged Trelane to a duel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Points of order!
FTFY
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 11:37 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Count de Monet
In my thoughts, yes.
These were medium-sized scallops I got redeeming Safeway points. It was actually a fantastic point:cost ratio.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2022 11:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard, always late at June 18, 2022 11:37 PM (xhPWW)
Well... we still grow trees... don't see anyone growing Dinosaurs anymore....
He looked thoughtful... then laughed... gave me hope for the younger generation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0)
It's a good point. Personally I prefer plastic bags, because I use them as my garbage bags and find that the paper ones get nasty and can't really be tied off to go in the main garbage bin.
Posted by: CppThis at June 18, 2022 11:38 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 18, 2022 11:39 PM (lj357)
These were flip phones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: CppThis at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (UewuT)
Mikhaila Peterson interviewed her dad, Jordan, for her podcast, and he talks about the elements both of wokeness, and of what appear to be innate trends in humans
https://tinyurl.com/3ndxxcp3
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 11:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CppThis
So what you are saying is that you recycle the plastic bag without cost of any kind (collection, transport, sorting, cleaning, transforming into a new product, etc.)?
You Sir are a great American!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:40 PM (Msys3)
because it does not support https
Posted by: Braenyard, always late at June 18, 2022 11:37 PM (xhPWW)
It would do that when you went to the wrong site. There was an older one with a ".net" or something.
ace.mu.nu and acecomments.mu.nu both support https
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:41 PM (rWGyP)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:41 PM (Msys3)
Funny how his evil spawn is now the darling of MSNBC.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 18, 2022 11:41 PM (gjtpY)
Not sure what kind of stapler it was. His daddy took him to the doctor. He only yelled the F word once when getting stapled. Tough guy. Should be ready to go next weekend.
Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2022 11:42 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:40 PM
I thought flip phones had a built-in notes app...
That's what I used back then!
I don't think the first 'candy-bar' phones had that though, IIRC...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:43 PM (/csRr)
Man shoots neighbor with machete -- The Miami Herald
--
Do we need sensible machete controls, smaller machete magazines and smaller caliber machetes?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2022 11:45 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 18, 2022 11:30 PM (lj357)
It's not a link, you have to copy/paste, if that's the problem. It's a photo of some youngish men at a Trump rally who are clearly undercover FBI agents. You can tell because they look like their moms dressed them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2022 11:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 18, 2022 11:47 PM (4NlP1)
The Trelane episode of Star Trek TOS is on MeTV right now, I see. Kirk has just challenged Trelane to a duel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
They have long barrells.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2022 11:47 PM (63Dwl)
BadBlue Uncensored News is an HTTP-only site...
I don't think HTTPS is used at all in the PRC... Xinhua News, that I read from time to time, is HTTP...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:49 PM (/csRr)
I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like
It’s got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I’d give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2022 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
I fired up that old 3G flip of mine and looked. Very primitive. It had a "Memo" thing in it, but there was no files program of any I see. Very primitive.
The battery in my mother's old one is dead, Jim, and ain't gonna bother to charge it to see. Miley's old one may have had a notes app.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:41 PM
One is supposed to save it for his lamb marinade...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:52 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 18, 2022 11:53 PM (cupoy)
Tilapia, aka "the Jesus fish" is one nasty fish...
Yeah, farmed fresh water...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:32 PM (/csRr)
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Ate tilapia for years as it was the only fish available out of Lake Victoria and the Nile. Hated it as a kid because of the bones. Good taste.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
You Sir are a great American!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2022 11:40 PM (Msys3)
You Sir, are a great American!!
And I mean it.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:53 PM (EHcEg)
Posted by: CppThis at June 18, 2022 11:34 PM (UewuT)
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Let's hear it for the women of Japan.
Posted by: Braenyard, always late at June 18, 2022 11:54 PM (xhPWW)
They gave away all their rights to some company in Massachusetts in exchange for that company giving them free internet. Then that company sold off the rights to The Internet Foundation which continued giving Nieu free internet. Well, I guess someone told Niue, "hey did you know those two companies made about 150 million from that TLD and you could have bought a whole butt load of free wifi for 150M you dummies". So they're suing now.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:55 PM (rWGyP)
bike update. got it 90% reassembled, lacking some cleanup of the coolant system fill neck to remove some crud and the gas tank. should have a trial run tomorrow morning. the only thing i may have effed up is swapping the fuel injector plugs. meh. it'll run or it won't. at least i know what i may have screwed up. update tomorrow.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 18, 2022 11:55 PM (UgAdJ)
Alpha males need to embrace this concept.
Perversity is our strength.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2022 11:56 PM (eh1Wg)
And Trelane's Mommy and Daddy show up. Trelane is going to get a spanking. Trelane was sort of a proto-Q type.
And there at the end Kirk uttered the line, "Beam me up, Mr. Spock."
He never said "Beam me up, Scotty.", but he did say beam me up, Mr. Spock. How about that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 11:52 PM
Any way...
On a modern Android smartphone, find the 'permissions' thing in Settings and behold all the apps you have that may be granted permission for one's contacts!
You might wonder why this is and be cautious...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:59 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 12:00 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 11:55 PM (rWGyP)
they've got no case
Posted by: Peter Minuit at June 19, 2022 12:01 AM (cupoy)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 19, 2022 12:01 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 11:17 PM (/csRr)
Because my little league coach drilled it into us, I've got to use both hands when fielding . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 12:01 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 12:00 AM (AmoqO)
They have piss boys for that.
Posted by: Louis XIV at June 19, 2022 12:02 AM (g8NpQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 19, 2022 12:02 AM (BP3/z)
Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2022 12:02 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 12:00 AM (AmoqO)
They have piss boys for that.
Posted by: Louis XIV at June 19, 2022 12:02 AM (g8NpQ)
Wait for the shake!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 12:03 AM (4I/2K)
Good night, all. I am off to battle with Robert the Cat (TM). I do not expect to triumph.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 12:04 AM (m0zqP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2022 12:04 AM (m0zqP)
Night, BC. Give Robert a cuddle for the Horde.
Posted by: Louis XIV at June 19, 2022 12:05 AM (g8NpQ)
Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men -- The Sunday Oregonian
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
g'night BC. yo, Robert. when he rolls around, go for the toes. he cannot reach you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 19, 2022 12:07 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2022 11:56 PM
A fascination with outsized tits is a bit of a fetish, I should think, NTTAWWT of course, but curiously enough, it's one of few out there that I don't have...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 12:08 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 12:00 AM (AmoqO)
They have piss boys for that.
Posted by: Louis XIV at June 19, 2022 12:02 AM (g8NpQ)
Wait for the shake!
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In California do you just hold it and wait for the next tremor?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2022 12:08 AM (sAmhv)
Big Boob Fetish Porn is ... interesting, as Mr. Spock would say. On the Trelane episode, he explained to Bones the difference in his usage of fascinating vs interesting.
It involves ginormous boobs so large they are many sigmas beyond normal range. At that size, they become repulsive. And it's very formulaic. There's a list of boxes, a very long and specific list of boxes that have to be checked in the performance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Not only is it Father's Day, it's Juneteenth.
Mayor of New Orleans unveils sculpture of a giant hair pick just in time for Juneteenth
https://tinyurl.com/24tvm7u8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 12:13 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I am on a flip phone right now.
There is a Witness, of High Nobility.
Posted by: Miklos, so speaking at June 19, 2022 12:14 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 12:15 AM (g5ocN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 12:13 AM (KFhLj)
So we are friends?
Posted by: Tater Stelter at June 19, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at June 19, 2022 12:18 AM (7SwmH)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8H-7PveIo
i love watching Gold Shaw Farm videos. Release The Quacken.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 19, 2022 12:18 AM (UgAdJ)
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So we are friends?
Posted by: Tater Stelter at June 19, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)
He said 'tits' not 'tots', Tater.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2022 12:19 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
You know, I try my best to ignore the local news and then you got to post this. Knew I shouldn't have looked. Oh well (that's our family motto).
Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2022 12:20 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 12:20 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
I see you've given this weighty matter considerable thought.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)
The coolest phone I've ever owned was a Samsung Alias, q.v. -- it has a doubly acting hinge so that one could flip it up and use it as a flip phone or open it the other way like a laptop and send text messages with a full QWERTY keyboard! It's sadly obsolete now, however...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 12:23 AM (/csRr)
Snake in the terlet story for Miklos, and her Grace was trying to relay:
The wife who had sublet the trailer out to various renters, who would stay for a few months to year, was cleaning it out between renters one time. Very dry summer, and the poor snakes were hunting water. One got in that trailer and curled up inside the terlet.
My father and I were out in the shop, and we heard this blood-curdling scream for over there at the trailer. We went running, sounded like the gal was dying. Well, she had to go, and sat down on that toilet and felt something. She looked down and saw a snake hear coming up.
She demanded we kill it. It was just a King Snake, one of the good guys. I put him out in the woods and told her I killed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2022 12:24 AM (kXYt5)
I gots pics now... on the eastbound lane on Lakewood Drive. Never showed a name on any of the historic plat maps.
Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2022 12:26 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 19, 2022 12:26 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Louis XIV at June 19, 2022 12:28 AM (g8NpQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
This is one of the secrets to a long and happy marriage.
Posted by: The Book of Miklos at June 19, 2022 12:29 AM (85b0r)
Einstein refrigerators, Miklos: I'm gonna have to read up on that. I remember those. We'll talk once I get up to speed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Like Ace is made of money? They get a June 1986 copy of Popular Mechanics. Used to be a couple copies of Better Homes and Gardens but CBD took them home for the recipes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 19, 2022 12:29 AM (g5ocN)
Posted by: The Book of Miklos at June 19, 2022 12:29 AM (85b0r)
Pulling a big snake out of their crapper.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2022 12:32 AM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Btw, this is why Musk can get away with a lot. There are certain companies that are so critical that the government is very limited in what they can do to fuck with them. Lockheed is one. SpaceX is another.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 19, 2022 12:33 AM (5p7BC)
She had scared the snake as much as he scared her. He had crawled out of the terlet and was hiding in a bedroom closet.
If it were a copperhead or something bad, I would've killed it right then and there, but it was just a King snake. Poor thing was just hunting water.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 12:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai
wanna come over and play on my Blackberry?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 19, 2022 12:36 AM (85b0r)
They get relatively cold.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
You're never quite sure what you'll see when you open a Heisenberg refrigerator.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2022 12:37 AM (4I/2K)
Watched the SpaceX launch on video. Tried to see it from coastal DE IRL, but no dice.
Any truth to the rumor that the launch vehicle released thousands of paper resumes from those numbskulls who criticized Elon? Kind of a "so long, suckers!" gesture?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 19, 2022 12:37 AM (ZvxPV)
You're never quite sure what you'll see when you open a Heisenberg refrigerator.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Dead cat bounce? Oh, wait, that's a Schroedinger refrigerator.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 19, 2022 12:39 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at June 19, 2022 12:40 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:40 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos von Neumann-Teller-Szilard at June 19, 2022 12:41 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Count de Monet
But it will have been there for at least a month
Posted by: Miklos von Heisenberg at June 19, 2022 12:42 AM (85b0r)
Juneteenth -- it's just like Kwanzaa, but in June!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 19, 2022 12:43 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
*scratches armpits*
Posted by: Tony Faucipox at June 19, 2022 12:43 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 19, 2022 12:44 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKA
Posted by: Bill Murray saying "Miiiiilos Traing, Sir!" at June 19, 2022 12:46 AM (85b0r)
It's an absorption cycle. Liquid refrigerant evaporates to pull heat out of the chilled space as normal. But rather than having a compressor to suck that back up, compress it, and then cool it, you have another liquid that absorbs the evaporate refrigerant.
It holds the gas in solution. You take that solution and then heat it up, driving the dissolved refrigerant out. This then runs through a condenser and starts the cycle over again.
You can do this without any moving parts, just a heat source. Although, some pumps and fans might be nice to increase capacity and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2022 12:40 AM (63Dwl)
I see house arrests for the healthy (quarantines) coming down the (freshwater) pike between October and December of this year, just in time for the off-year election. Much easier for the Dems to cheat their way out of the mess they've created than actually face the wrath of voters in an honest election. And a new and improved untested 'vaccine', as well, with a mandatory 732 boosters to keep one's job.
COVID-1984: The Chinese gift that keeps on giving (to the Dems).
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2022 12:50 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 12:53 AM (ENHSe)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2022 12:54 AM (kf6Ak)
I've read the authorities want to rename monkeypox to something less "stigmatising", but I don't read what they wish to call it now...
I suggest "buggerypox"...
And if the afflicted could just lay off the buggery for a few weeks, all this would be over!
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 12:54 AM (/csRr)
Far too many people think Ozzy is Sabbath. Nope. it's Tony, Geezer and Bill. Ozzy was the talented front man anchor.
I love the Dio Sabbath, but Ronny and Tony butted heads. Tony was not used to working with a singer who was also a musician. Love Dio Sabbath, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 12:55 AM (x8Wzq)
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Small grapefruit, decoratively edged with a Sharpie
What, have none of you seen the movie 'Waiting'...? ;-)
Posted by: the last to post at June 19, 2022 12:55 AM (QM7St)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 12:55 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: publius,
Precisely.
Used on RVs every day, and in remote locations.
In SC, a simple solar water heater could provide the heat input, if filled with something other than water (ethylene glycol + industrial alcohol)
Posted by: Miklos talked to people up at Clempson too at June 19, 2022 12:56 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2022 12:56 AM (IXpV7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 12:55 AM
You may touch my minkey...
Posted by: Dieter at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: The WHO at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (IXpV7)
And if the afflicted could just lay off the buggery for a few weeks, all this would be over!
Posted by: Zettai
Bugger me pox dead
Posted by: Miklos, not first, or even frist! at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (85b0r)
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It's a June bug. Wait for the parades to end, and the buttmonkeypox will wind down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2022 12:59 AM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Miklos, not first, or even frist! at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM
Liebe meine Abschminkey!
Posted by: Dieter at June 19, 2022 01:00 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: the last to post at June 19, 2022 01:02 AM (QM7St)
Posted by: Dieter
Busy now.
Achmed got paid today, and wants to talk about a goat NOW
Posted by: Miklos, unfudgemental, because I want Karens to like me at June 19, 2022 01:03 AM (85b0r)
Someone hasn't heard it's PRIDE month.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 01:03 AM (KFhLj)
We agree.
Posted by: The WHO at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (kOpft)
I aggree!
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at June 19, 2022 01:04 AM (oHd/0)
This isn't the 1980's - we have the internet now.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 19, 2022 01:05 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 01:05 AM (/csRr)
It's the little things. Srsly, I pictured a roaring, furry tunnel of black mold threatening to consume us as soon as we moved the washer and dryer. Like the monster in Stranger Things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:05 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 01:06 AM (KFhLj)
We agree.
Posted by: The WHO at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM (kOpft)
I aggree!
Posted by: Dr. Zaius
Let's kill all the ones we don't
Posted by: Gen. Ursus Milley at June 19, 2022 01:07 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Miklos, unfudgemental at June 19, 2022 01:10 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 01:06 AM (KFhLj)
Me too, actually. Right now Sign of the Southern Cross is playing on my mix. Second LP I ever bought was Heaven and Hell.
First was Kiss Alive. Third was Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:10 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 01:14 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 01:17 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Unlicensed Miklos at June 19, 2022 01:17 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai
Nope.
Exclusive promo contract with Crocs
Posted by: Miklos, yer IPR pal at June 19, 2022 01:18 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai, SA de CV at June 19, 2022 01:19 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 18, 2022 11:33
Ya'll really need to try fresh WI walleye. From Clear waters.
Or a UP breakfast on Lake Gogebic...fried walleye, eggs, hash browns, toast and an Old Mil.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2022 01:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2022 12:57 AM
Tengo sed...
Posted by: Zettai, SA de CV
He sed, she sed
Posted by: Miklos Avenatti, suggesting Yo La Tengo for Musics at June 19, 2022 01:21 AM (85b0r)
*it is Friday Nite onto Saturday*
Posted by: Unlicensed Miklos at June 19, 2022 01:17 AM
Personally, taking something called "Pervitin" is the utter last thing I should do, IYWIMAITYD!
Posted by: Zettai, GmbH at June 19, 2022 01:21 AM (/csRr)
"Bride." That was a Dad thing. He would ask me, off-hand, where's your bride? Dinner is almost ready.
Aw shit, now I'm all misty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:22 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Farmer
Old Mil was not bad.
Posted by: Underage Miklos at June 19, 2022 01:22 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai, GmbH
Orders are Orders
Posted by: Miklos von OKW at June 19, 2022 01:25 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2022 01:26 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Miklos von OKW at June 19, 2022 01:25 AM
Well, Kat is not on this evening, so if you insist...
Posted by: Zettai, Kft at June 19, 2022 01:27 AM (/csRr)
This isn't the 1980's - we have the internet now.
The sort of people that were enthusiastic about covid hysteria aren't going to listen when anyone points out that monkeypox is being spread exclusively by gay orgies because we're being 'judgmental.'
Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2022 01:28 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
YES
But more, bigger, more betterer
Posted by: Miklos also notes that no welding needed (some brazing perhaps) at June 19, 2022 01:30 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 01:30 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 01:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2022 01:31 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 01:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:34 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos sings Oop Oop Pa Doo in the Way of Allen Toussiant at June 19, 2022 01:35 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Nice !
Congrats to you and he !
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 01:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:37 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip
The rest is a simple shower. When you go in, they don't tell you about the Zykon-B
Posted by: Miklos sees both the future and the past at June 19, 2022 01:38 AM (85b0r)
I doubt the masks will ever completely go away, not in our lifetimes any way...
I've an upcoming dental appointment -- just a routine cleaning -- and I'm thinking about cancelling to avoid wearing the mask in the waiting room (aka "the pissing section in the public pool")...
Posted by: Zettai, Ltd at June 19, 2022 01:38 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: raimondo at June 19, 2022 01:39 AM (Zwczg)
Posted by: raimondo
Jeebus Krust, raimondo, it's the Saturday night joke.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 01:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 19, 2022 01:34 AM (x8Wzq)
We still have mandatory face diapers here (NYC) for public transportation and hospitals/doctor appointments (including veterinarians, not for the pet but for the hoo-man); some doctors won't even let you wait in a waiting room/area but rather outside and are called on your cell when it's 'safe' for you to come in. It's why I don't see my doctors as often as they would like. I fucking hate that face diaper, especially knowing it doesn't bloody work, and I have a real hard time breathing when I wear one.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2022 01:41 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Zettai, Ltd
I have applied for Mental Disability so I can piss wherever I want, and ain't nothing they can do.
Posted by: Good Soldier Miklos Svejk at June 19, 2022 01:41 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Miklos, still knows how to the 40mm Bofors Troll Gun at June 19, 2022 01:43 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai, Ltd at June 19, 2022 01:38 AM (/csRr)
They're now nothing more than security blankets for thumb-suckers.
But I agree, I think those face diapers are now a permanent part of our 'cult'ure.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2022 01:44 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Miklos, but not too much at June 18, 2022 10:20 PM (85b0r)
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I don't know about the executive level, but they gave me a pair of pliers and a cotton ball.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Due to the tampon shortage ?
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 01:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 01:41
I think the r dude missed the point.
Her husband mentioned she stole a can of peas, count em and jail her for like the peaches. Never trust r to fail on the main point.
Sorry to hear about your friend SFG.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2022 01:46 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2022 01:41 AM
They're still forcing masks on public transportation here in the Southern Tier upstate... In town, one knows who uses the bus because they've all got their masks pulled down under their chins -- only the True Covidarians (most of whom have driven their expensive cars there) wear them about pulled up over their noses!
It's a class thing...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 01:49 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 01:51 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos notes that EBT and WIC cards are not usable for masks at June 19, 2022 01:51 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sheryl Crow.
Posted by: Tonypete
Her friends called her stinky fingers ......
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 01:52 AM (arJlL)
If da Guvna wanted to fire on Ft. Sumter for ceremonial and demonstrative purposes, I would yank that lanyard
Posted by: Miklos assumes that Charleston Artillery Punch would be involved at June 19, 2022 01:54 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Miklos always respects a man with c4 in his nic at June 19, 2022 01:57 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at June 18, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)
It looks like something from a Venus flytrap wrapped in a lemon peel.
Posted by: m at June 19, 2022 01:58 AM (TIWDo)
On my last routine visit to the dentist, I wore my festive faux leather gimp mask with the grommets and spikes...
The staff weren't as amused by this as I'd imagined they would be...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 01:59 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: m
Needs tiny umbrellas
Posted by: Mixologist Miklos at June 19, 2022 02:00 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Goth dental hygienist at June 19, 2022 02:01 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 02:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos as Chin-Don Ho at June 19, 2022 02:05 AM (85b0r)
You are receiving this warning
because it does not support https
Posted by: Braenyard, always late at June 18, 2022 11:37 PM (xhPWW)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=399613
Posted by: m at June 19, 2022 02:15 AM (TIWDo)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:15 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at June 19, 2022 12:40 AM (85b0r)
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I read that as Einstein-Lizard refrigerator.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 02:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 02:16 AM
FUN FACT
In the Magyar tongue, "Szilard" is pronounced very much like the English word 'lizard'...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:18 AM (/csRr)
Isn't that how the one using ammonia works? No compressor? I think our first fridge in Jinja (Uganda) was using ammonia.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 19, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt)
Today is Fathers' Day.
My Dad died on a June 19th.
And 'they' fking made it into a fking holiday. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2022 02:20 AM (dpnJh)
Yes, they can use ammonia as the refrigerant. You can also used ammonia in a regular compressor cycle.
The concept here is no compressor, using a liquid (water and such) to absorb the evaporated gas and then heat it out, rather than a compressor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)
I'd wager Our Intrepid Engineers are going to find that this quantum refrigeration technology isn't scalable...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:25 AM (/csRr)
The staff weren't as amused by this as I'd imagined they would be...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 01:59
I had no idea Hannibal was posting here, LOL. Well the AOSHQ is accepting of all kinds.
I even remember a poster who chronicled his transition here, no one gave him a hard time. Can't recall the name, maybe his first name was somewhat hispanic, then he announced he was using a different feminine name.
Haven't seen him/her around in a long time. Anyone recall who/whom I'm talking about?
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2022 02:25 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2022 02:27 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 02:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2022 02:25 AM
I recall this person... Nic was something in the Nipponese tongue, as is mine, but I don't recall what it was now...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:28 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 19, 2022 02:28 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:31 AM (/csRr)
Today is Fathers' Day.
My Dad died on a June 19th.
And 'they' fking made it into a fking holiday. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2022 02:20 AM (dpnJh)
In 2023, Father's Day will be on June 18th. Maybe that won't be so hard on you.
https://www.timeanddate.com/
holidays/us/fathers-day
Posted by: m at June 19, 2022 02:36 AM (TIWDo)
"The D Team" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2022 02:36 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Miklos
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You'd have cadge a Citadel uniform off of someone. I know people...
Also, the gibberish rainmandodo was more interesting.
As an aside, don't know what sort of temperatures you're having down there, but it's into the mid 50's here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 02:37 AM (AJLeZ)
Posted by: Farmer
Yeah, vaguely.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2022 02:38 AM (KAi1n)
Fairly popular in rural areas in the early 20th Century, as I recall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2022 02:40 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai
NOT TRUE
I do try to teach a bit of Hungarian here, on the off chance that a Moron might visit one day...
Or meet a Hungarian speaking babe from Ukraine, part of which used to be Hungarian
Posted by: Miklos, we wuz Austro-Hungarian KANGS at June 19, 2022 02:43 AM (85b0r)
Yes, you got it DDS. How are you doing, adjusting to the new circumstances ok? And is the hubby also?
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2022 02:44 AM (55Qr6)
Sometimes a long-gone commenter comes to mind and I'm always afraid to ask what became of him, feeling as if I should already know or I don't want to know...
Bannings and flouncings are often fun to recall!
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:45 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Biergood at June 19, 2022 02:45 AM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Round about a hunnert
Posted by: Miklos, jumping into the lake without further encouragement at June 19, 2022 02:45 AM (85b0r)
I used to know an old Hungarian woman and I'd greet her with "hot fudge" and she'd respond "coosoonem yo!"...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:49 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Zettai
Hogy vagy-how are you
Koszonom jol-Thank you, doing well
Posted by: Miklos, translating aabut NO ACCANTS because Lazy (Lusta in Magyar language) at June 19, 2022 02:52 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:54 AM (/csRr)
It's not 65F in Simpsonville. Prolly a few degrees cooler here.
It's nice, but dry. Next week, we'd gonna get one hell of another heat wave. 100F+ in Greenville, they're forecasting.
I need to do a rain dance, 'cause we need it. My cousin, the re-tard meteorologist don't know nuttin' 'bout no rain dances, he says. I figured they taught 'em that in meteorological school, but he says nooe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:54 AM (/csRr)
Nine could be in Hungarian, and nobody would ever know the difference.
Posted by: Miklos, possibly some country Magyar peoples might at June 19, 2022 02:55 AM (85b0r)
I wonder if Yanet Garcia can got do a rain dance twerk of some sort. I'd pay for that, even if it didn't rain, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, with Sincere Appreciation at June 19, 2022 02:57 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2022 02:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: publius
She could make my crop rise
Posted by: Miklos, who would butter her tortilla in exchange at June 19, 2022 02:58 AM (85b0r)
My typos are getting ridiculous. I apologize. I think you can figure out what I was saying, but damn, I'm making a mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at June 19, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 02:59 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:01 AM (/csRr)
Need moar nekkid wimmins after dark.
But the Waffle Hut has a mind of it's own.
Posted by: Miklos, who would and could at June 19, 2022 03:01 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai
Want Finn stories?
I gots.
Posted by: Miklosuomi at June 19, 2022 03:03 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: London Transport as run by Miklos at June 19, 2022 03:05 AM (85b0r)
Charlie Sheen's young nubile daughter, 19 years old, is now doing nekkid stuff on Only Fans, I'm reading at the Daily Mail
Ol' Charlie does not approve. Not one little bit. In fact, he's having a shit-fit conniption about it.
This, Mr. Tiger Blood is what they call Karma. All those young things you, uh, did stuff to, had fathers too.
Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at June 19, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 03:07 AM (Wmbtn)
Transcribing the bizarre scratchings of the barbarian tongues here is not really hard work anymore...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:07 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Miklos, Translatoring at June 19, 2022 03:07 AM (85b0r)
Want Finn stories?
I gots.
Posted by: Miklosuomi
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I would lay odds that they involve saunas and vodka...possibly reindeer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2022 03:08 AM (FyHyH)
I gots.
Posted by: Miklosuomi at June 19, 2022 03:03 AM
Well, I figured out why some Finns didn't mingle with some other Finns... Even in the US, decades later, they still kept account of who were Whites and who were Reds!
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:10 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Zettai
"Hey bubba, what is this shit?"
Posted by: The Secret Scrolls of the Horde, c. 3022 at June 19, 2022 03:10 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai
My girlfriend's grandfather was a German soldier who taught The Finns.
After the war, he was allowed to stay.
Posted by: Miklos meets interesting people, or used to at June 19, 2022 03:13 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Theodore at June 19, 2022 03:14 AM (aplcL)
A small town in my AO had a large reindeer herder cohort though not many are still around these days -- bigger reindeer in Floridia, I suppose... Many homes there still have backyard saunas (known locally as "saaaaaooooonaaaaahs") converted to garden sheds and garages...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:16 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 19, 2022 03:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Theodore at June 19, 2022 03:18 AM (aplcL)
Posted by: Zettai
Smoked reindeer is almost buttery
More please
Posted by: Miklos eats Bambi with Gust, you bet (reference to Jonathan Richnam and the Modern Lovers) at June 19, 2022 03:20 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Guardian ad Litem for Young Miklos at June 19, 2022 03:21 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: JP at June 19, 2022 03:23 AM (PTmf7)
Oh, when me and Miley was drivin' to the Cracker Barrel this evening, where I learned about the catfish discontinuation, there was a bit of traffic jam between Ft. Inn and Simpsonville, on Hwy. 14.
Turned out there was some sort of concert going on at this damned outdoor thing they call the CCNB Amphitheatre at Heritage Park. You can look that up.
Turned out somebody called Cody Johnson was performing tonight. Never heard of him. Anyway, there was one hell of a traffic line up down this little side road. I figure Google Maps was directing a lot of idiots coming from the East that way. Luckily, it didn't affect us to much, because we were going sort of the wrong way most of the time for the incoming bunch.
Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at June 19, 2022 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: As Miklos Attests at June 19, 2022 03:24 AM (85b0r)
When someone poasts something here in a furrin tongue, I've a browser extension that translates it with a single click after I highlight it...
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:26 AM (/csRr)
Now, on June 25th, Hank, Jr is coming to that there Amphitheatre motherfucker thing, I see. I'll stay out of the way then, for sure.
You know, I'd almost go to something like that to see ol' Hank, Jr.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 03:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, thge last of the Thinking Hapsburgs at June 19, 2022 03:27 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
"if I'd a known I was gonna live this long, I'd a taken better care of myself"
Posted by: Miklos, quoting Bocephus at June 19, 2022 03:30 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai
Lusta
Keptelen
Hogy van, hogy a software mindent megcsinal neked?
Posted by: Miklos, noting that "neked" in Hungarian means to or for you (clothing is always optional) at June 19, 2022 03:35 AM (85b0r)
Keptelen
Hogy van, hogy a software mindent megcsinal neked?
Posted by: Miklos, noting that "neked" in Hungarian means to or for you (clothing is always optional) at June 19, 2022 03:35 AM
"Lazyly, how is the software doing everything for you?"
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:37 AM (/csRr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 19, 2022 03:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai
Google Translate vs. Miklos
Posted by: Miklos, +1 at June 19, 2022 03:38 AM (85b0r)
Some of my favorite Hank, Jr:
Lawyers, Guns and Money cover, from the Five-O album:
https://tinyurl.com/22kagu5b
We used to get drunk at Clempson Cow Collidge and turn that shit wide open.
And then, also from Five-O, "I really like girls":
https://tinyurl.com/2ysrnx69
They got smarts, they got parts, they're in my heart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 19, 2022 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Keptelen
Hogy van, hogy a software mindent megcsinal neked?
Posted by: Miklos, noting that "neked" in Hungarian means to or for you (clothing is always optional) at June 19, 2022 03:35 AM
https://is.gd/firefox_swift_selection_search
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Posted by: Miklos, domo Origato at June 19, 2022 03:44 AM (85b0r)
Posted by: Zettai at June 19, 2022 03:50 AM (/csRr)
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Posted by: that one damn mosquito at June 19, 2022 04:35 AM (85b0r)
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Posted by: tmitsss at June 19, 2022 09:51 AM (I2+mj)
My Dad died on a June 19th.
And 'they' fking made it into a fking holiday. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2022 02:20 AM (dpnJh)
So did mine. He's rolling in his grave.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2022 12:15 PM (Mzdiz)
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