Kaiju Cafe

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Above: Godzilla peeking over the roof of the Gracery Hotel
in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
; Below: a room with a Godzilla view

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From Beckoning Chasm: if cats could talk.

Cats actually talking. (From earlier this week.)

Sexy sunbather.

Bossy cat.

This is how a MAN mounts a couch.

Scared baby elephant. That's not a euphemism for ED or anything.

Baby elephant fails to maintain footing while chasing boobies. Also not a euphemism.

What a sweet boy.

Sharing with your ladyfriend.

Kitties.

Another kitty.

Diving polar bear.

N to the ope.

Mush!

Giddyup.

The ocean is enjoyed by... a deer.

Naaaaah.

The name "Stan Winston" clued me in that this might not be the genuine article.

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 16, 2022 07:27 PM (b2nrj)

2 Yippee kay-yay!

Posted by: chainsaW@chainsaw.com at June 16, 2022 07:29 PM (W7im9)

3 It's hot, and wet, and I'm tired...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 07:30 PM (BgMrQ)

4 If I hadn't read the caption, I would not have seen Godzilla.

Hmm, wonder if Buck Dharma will comment today?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:30 PM (5p7BC)

5 'sup

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2022 07:30 PM (oXNqT)

6 Godzirra!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 07:31 PM (0IeYL)

7 Good evening, horde.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

8 Apropos of nothing, but the forgotten 80s mystery click in the sidebar sent me down an 1981 rabbit hole -- in a good way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoVc4keJyEQ was a damn fine throwback.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 16, 2022 07:33 PM (v23vE)

9
When dawn breaks in that Tokyo bedroom, and you first open your eyes, you know how a ham feels when Stacy Abrams opens the fridge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 07:35 PM (IXpV7)

10 Godzirra!
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 07:31 PM (0IeYL)

Did you know that Japan has a collectivist society?

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:36 PM (xtg8y)

11 Why are all those cobras on that branch????

That guy being chased by the duck was hilarious!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 16, 2022 07:36 PM (UUBmN)

12 Yellow lab to giant dog puppet, "nope"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:36 PM (WM5vz)

13
Music trivia:

Who was born as "Walden Robert Cassotto?"

He lived from May 14, 1936 – December 20, 1973

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 07:37 PM (93/8p)

14 Parade of Giants is kinda creepy

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2022 07:37 PM (2JoB8)

15 Not trusting those head-tilting puppies, after seeing so many woke creatures doing that same tilt while they explain their strategies to enslave me.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2022 07:38 PM (2hil/)

16 13 Bobby Darin

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 16, 2022 07:39 PM (lz5hY)

17 13
Music trivia:

Who was born as "Walden Robert Cassotto?"

He lived from May 14, 1936 – December 20, 1973
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 07:37 PM (93/8p)

Bobby Darin?

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 16, 2022 07:39 PM (GcxM3)

18 That dog at the parade must be thinking "Why did it have to start kicking in NOW?!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2022 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 Weasel. miss you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 07:40 PM (QOcMq)

20 Not only that, Weasel, but I’ve been shooting suppressed .22. The collective population of squirrels and bunnies shall fear me in the coming burning times!

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:40 PM (xtg8y)

21
WTF?

What are you all, bunch of Bobby Darin fans??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 07:41 PM (93/8p)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 07:41 PM (arJlL)

23 That Maine croc is just a prop for a horror movie right?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:41 PM (WM5vz)

24 Puppehs!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (bYaK7)

25 10 Did you know that Japan has a collectivist society?
Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:36 PM (xtg8y)


Do they? I have exactly one trip to Tokyo under my belt, but I think it's more complicated than that.

That first jetlagged night, I relished going to a topnotch Ramen place that is designed for autistic people. You decide what you want to order at a vending machine outside, present the tickets it spits out to the window of your assigned cubicle, and that same window delivers a topnotch dinner (with beer!).

I have more stories, but this will do for now.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (2hil/)

26 Great videos, beautiful bengal kittens, really like the deer playing in the ocean

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Crocs and Maine winters aren't copacetic.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (KAi1n)

28 RI Red , keep a shotgun handy for the robins, meadowlarks and red wing blackbirds. All edible.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (QOcMq)

29 27 Crocs and Maine winters aren't copacetic.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2022 07:43 PM (KAi1n)


Same for homeless. If you could clear out all the Leftists, it might be a fit place to live.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2022 07:44 PM (2hil/)

30 Godzilla gets no respect. There he is, in Tokyo, and no one is even looking at him much less running away screaming. No wonder he stomped the place flat last time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 16, 2022 07:44 PM (CcOog)

31 It's hot, and wet, and I'm tired...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 07:30 PM (BgMrQ)


My new clothes was all greased up and clayey, and I was dog-tired. - Huck Finn

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (M+Lyo)

32 Splunge, it is certainly more complex than that. But not according to my Vermont CLE Diversity, Equity and inclusion instructor.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (xtg8y)

33 I have questions about a crocodile in Maine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC)

34 Did you know that Japan has a collectivist society?
Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:36 PM (xtg8y)
-----
What do they collect?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (aaGzp)

35 "Artificial Flowers" by Bobby Darin is a stitch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

36 >>> I have questions about a crocodile in Maine.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC)


I think it's just an animatronic prop from that lake placid movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (WM5vz)

37 Still no idea what 2,000 feed bags are for

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (2JoB8)

38 >>> What do they collect?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (aaGzp)


Used panties to put into vending machines.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (WM5vz)

39 N to the ope.

Bring it, bitchez!

Posted by: Riki Tiki Tavi at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

40 "There he is, in Tokyo, and no one is even looking at him much less running away screaming"

He's hibernating right there in plain sight.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)

41 What do they collect?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (aaGzp)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (CcOog)

42 I give that diving Polar bear a 9 for form.. But only a 4 for execution. His entry splash was huge.. points for fur??

Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (0CF1W)

43 Ben, I’m ready to do “Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked In A Pie.”
Not sure if we have meadowlarks. Do they come with their own lemon?

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (xtg8y)

44 RI Red , keep a shotgun handy for the robins, meadowlarks and red wing blackbirds. All edible.

*

I knew an old guy who would tell stories of his family eating robins when he was young during the great depression. I think about him often these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (rjyzh)

45 Skip, I 'splained it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 07:48 PM (QOcMq)

46 >>I think it's just an animatronic prop from that lake placid movie.

No, they're real. That's why so few people live in Maine. Well, now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

47 Just learned that poll that has fetterman ahead of oz by 9% over sampled Biden voters by 8%. Oz is really in the lead.

Posted by: Genzconservativist at June 16, 2022 07:48 PM (pmoqr)

48 I was told Polar Bears can't swim, therefor those pictures of them trapped on melting polar ice meant the end of the species.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:49 PM (5p7BC)

49 We're just getting back from Ft Bragg where Mrs Hades got her ID card (and I got a new one, too, because they have been changed several times since I retired). While we were there we went by the PX where Mrs Hades bought a Space Force shirt because "I loved that show!"

She was surprised to learn that it is an actual branch of the US Military.

(fwiw, there weren't any red USSF shirts. Sad, but true.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 16, 2022 07:49 PM (CcOog)

50 TCM was showing The Best Years Of Our Lives. Caught the last hour and a half. Such a great movie.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 16, 2022 07:50 PM (nxdel)

51 I have questions about a crocodile in Maine.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC)


twenty bucks, same as in town

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2022 07:50 PM (V13WU)

52 Bobby Darin (born Walden Robert Cassotto; May 14, 1936 – December 20, 1973)[1] was an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist musician, and actor.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at June 16, 2022 07:50 PM (qH6FZ)

53 Baby elephant is funny silly.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)

54 Stan Winston School of Character Arts. I guess they did the model and prop design for the movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:51 PM (WM5vz)

55 There are 20 foot sea-crocs down along the Central American coast. Yikes!

Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 16, 2022 07:51 PM (4MlT+)

56 Moron Robbie, robins stew and polenta was a family staple. Meadowlarks are very much like quail and redwing blackbirsd are a white meat surprisingly.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 07:52 PM (QOcMq)

57
Bobby Sherman (1943) is....

a) mort
b) not mort

btw, Bobby Sherman was born Robert Sherman; he didn't change his name

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 07:52 PM (93/8p)

58 >>>Parade of giants.

The interesting part in this one is watching the real dog react to the giant fake dog.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2022 07:52 PM (hVqGz)

59 The sign says "karaoke & party" in katakana, but then again, every other sign in Tokyo says "karaoke."
Or "ramen."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2022 07:53 PM (vuisn)

60 Godzirra!
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2022 07:31 PM

Gotta say...went back to read the Gun Thread...Can't believe y'all came up to my AO to shoot and didn't tell me.

*shakes head*

I am disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 07:53 PM (RkC6l)

61 >>>He wanted to help the ducklings but parents misunderstood him!

No... He wanted to play with the ducklings and the parents understood him just fine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2022 07:54 PM (hVqGz)

62 Oz is really in the lead.
Posted by: Genzconservativist
--------
Yes, that poll series is famous for over sampling Urban and Democrat. But Oz being in the lead right now is a little iffy.

However, Fetterman is a deeply flawed candidate. Very likely that Oz will be in the lead by election day. Of course, he will still need to overcome the cheating in Philly.

Both the Governor and Senate seat are winnable, but there are serious structural problems to overcome (a polite way of saying, Philly Fraud).

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

63 Bobby Sherman (1943) is....
a) mort
b) not mort


Give me a second, my producer is looking it up.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at June 16, 2022 07:54 PM (qH6FZ)

64 Wow, the crocodile guy had done the effects for most of the big-budget movies you remember like terminator and jurassic park. His work was everywhere. He passed away in 2008.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 07:55 PM (WM5vz)

65 63 Bobby Sherman (1943) is....
a) mort
b) not mort

headed to the sea

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2022 07:55 PM (us2H3)

66 robins stew and polenta was a family staple. Meadowlarks are very much like quail and redwing blackbirsd are a white meat surprisingly.

*

We've mostly got doves and robins around here. A Jay here and there, and crows of course, but I'll be pretty hungry to take either of them.

It's incredible to be discussing this in modern America in a personal way and not in a wistful "I heard a story once" way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 07:55 PM (rjyzh)

67 GODZIRRRRRRRRAÀAAAAAA!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 16, 2022 07:56 PM (W1N8e)

68
Louis Prima was born...

Louis Prima.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 07:56 PM (93/8p)

69 headed to the sea
Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2022 07:55 PM (us2H3)



popped his clogs

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

70 It's really special to see a redwinged blackbird around us BTW. Write it down in the journal special. They're one of my favorite birds, though. I've got a Ray Harm print in the library of a couple that I like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 07:58 PM (rjyzh)

71 History shows again and again...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 07:58 PM (5p7BC)

72 Gotta say...went back to read the Gun Thread...Can't believe y'all came up to my AO to shoot and didn't tell me.

*shakes head*

I am disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 07:53 PM (RkC6l)

RMBS, this was a trial run for the Moron Horde. Assuming we have a next year in our future, I’ll expand the list.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:58 PM (xtg8y)

73 Jewel and Chris Issak duet, live. >
https://tinyurl.com/2bx7pndm

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)

74 David Niven's first wife died at a dinner party at Tyronne Power's crib

they were playing hide and seek and she fell down the basement stairs

28 yo and married to Niven for less than 2 years

that is some bad luck

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

75 Dave in Fla , I missed your comment earlier about Pa's absentee vs mail-in ballots

PA always had absentee ballots, which require a reason.
In 2020, to facilitate the Steal, they added mail-in ballots.
So now there are both, which is obviously redundant.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (bYaK7)

76 Man, it would be really cool if Buck stopped by tonight, I really want to ask him where the idea for Godzilla came from. Were they just watching a late night movie or something?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (5p7BC)

77 I liked the modern Godzilla movies. The best was the 2014 one. The rest weren't as good but I enjoyed them too. The sound and the suspense and the cinematography I thought were great. I didn't need dialog, I mean it's a guy walking around in a monster suit. But it was good escapism. I'd like to have my own home theater with a great sound system and play it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (WM5vz)

78 Moron Robbie, a cousin and I did a week long live off the land thing. I have never eaten so well. Birds, fish and frog legs all cooked over a wood stove. Wine was provided.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (QOcMq)

79 40 "There he is, in Tokyo, and no one is even looking at him much less running away screaming"

He's hibernating right there in plain sight.
Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)


You just put a smile on my face, I had forgotten this event. Years ago one of my kids had a cross country running meet that started right on the lake front in Burlington. Right after the start a bunch of parents were sprinting through the adjoining park to get to the next place to see the runners. I ran by an old lady and she yelled out "why is everybody running", immediately and without thinking I replied "Godzilla".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 08:01 PM (lWwfn)

80 >>It's incredible to be discussing this in modern America in a personal way and not in a wistful "I heard a story once" way.

Was talking with my fishing buddy today. We've spent years fishing together and we must have tossed hundreds and hundreds of stripers back either because they were a tad under the limit or we just had no need.

We discussed how that might change soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

81 RMBS, this was a trial run for the Moron Horde. Assuming we have a next year in our future, I’ll expand the list.
Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 07:58 PM

Have 7.62 Model 70 Target. Will travel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:02 PM (RkC6l)

82 Wine was provided.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:00 PM (QOcMq)

Can I make a reservation?

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:02 PM (xtg8y)

83 So now there are both, which is obviously redundant.
Posted by: vmom
----------
Not sure if you saw my response. The mail-in ballots aren't really a huge problem since a voter has to request them. What allowed the 2020 steal was they sent them to everyone, not just people who requested them.

The other issue ballot verification, which a whole other problem, and allowed the Arizona steal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

84 Birds, fish and frog legs all cooked over a wood stove. Wine was provided.

*

I still love frog legs. They're not as fun to catch as they used to be for some weird reason, though.

Years ago I made homemade turducken when it was so popular. Harvested everything but the chicken, and I traded a duck for it. It was good but holy cow what a pain in the butt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:03 PM (aHLDi)

85 Kaiju?

I just got my Ultraman CE this week.
And there's a Godzilla in the basement already.

So many Kaiju.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (Mdcyt)

86 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

In honour of Louis Prima:

http://www.youtube.com/. watch?v=oXvJ8UquYoo

Mind the gap. Gets good after a setup frame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

87 https://tinyurl.com/3p3nzdwz
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

At bottom surp
Dr Simone Gold has to serve 60 days, $9,500 fine, 12 months supervised for Jan6

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

88 We've spent years fishing together and we must have tossed hundreds and hundreds of stripers back either because they were a tad under the limit or we just had no need.

*

Yep. The Democrats who pretend to care about the environment don't want to think too hard about what's going to happen to the fish, deer, etc population when people get hungry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (aHLDi)

89 And they say there's no reason to own a military weapon!

What about Kaiju, man?! What about that?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)

90 >>> And there's a Godzilla in the basement already.

So many Kaiju.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (Mdcyt)


... however "there's a godzilla in the basement" is a euphemism ...

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (WM5vz)

91 RIRed all you get around here on the menu now is feral hog. It does go well with a nice Cab.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (QOcMq)

92 9 Yudhishthira's Dice

*** Snort!! ***

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

93 Whoops. Didn't finish my thought.

And it's those democrats who drove the creatures to extinction.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (aHLDi)

94 I know all about those kikejews.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)

95 Did'ja'll know there's a 60% tax on tobacco products in CA, and that's before you go to the register, where that 60% gets the same 9% sales tax as the product itself?

Good thing the don't throw roadblocks like that up against ammo purchases, right? .. righ? .. ummm. DAYUM!

Beautiful state, sublime weather. But, just damn. I'm so glad I escaped back in 1976.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Californiastan (till tomorrow)

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2022 08:06 PM (om/LB)

96 I hate when I reread a comment and see I left out a whole word

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:07 PM (5p7BC)

97
Ace should start a band called The Jive Aces.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:07 PM (93/8p)

98 We have Godzilla at home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:08 PM (08ncd)

99 >>Beautiful state


Less and less of it each year.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2022 08:08 PM (Mdcyt)

100 Godzilla's parenting skills were stern but at least his kid didn't grow up to be some gay ass moth.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 08:08 PM (vrz2I)

101 >>We have Godzilla at home.


Pro or Premium?


Or...pet?

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2022 08:08 PM (Mdcyt)

102 Jim, best thing for me ever was seeing California in my rearview mirror.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (QOcMq)

103 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

May the moonlight be calming.

So far this year, I had a great time at the NoVaMoMeet, and also at the COMoMeet.

This year in Corsicana.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

104 >>Godzilla's parenting skills were stern but at least his kid didn't grow up to be some gay ass moth.


Mothra did have those twin sisters.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (Mdcyt)

105 Parade of Giants
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No way that dog can stiff that butt.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (krQz2)

106 As many as one in 500 men may carry an extra sex chromosome - either an X or a Y - but very few of them likely know about it, a new study suggests.

https://tinyurl.com/4r4r83pa

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (c/IRE)

107
Here's a Tip: when you want to share a youtube video, hit "Share" under the video and it gives you an AoS-friendly link.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (93/8p)

108 ... however "there's a godzilla in the basement" is a euphemism ...
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (WM5vz)

Is that like "releasing the kraken"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (vuisn)

109 'The day they cure AIDS I am going to get laid harder than Mothra's Egg!'
-Dennis Miller

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (08ncd)

110 I am weirdly enjoying the Democrat fundraising text messages I get.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (5p7BC)

111 86 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)


What am I, chopped pork fat?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (2hil/)

112
What about Kaiju, man?! What about that?!
Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM (krQz2)


I might have to draw the line at a military Kaiju...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (KYKwc)

113 Militant Kaiju may be the answer for Antifa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:12 PM (08ncd)

114 Tanks are ineffective against Godzilla but they keep trying. You need a Big Bertha.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 08:12 PM (vrz2I)

115
Yep. The Democrats who pretend to care about the environment don't want to think too hard about what's going to happen to the fish, deer, etc population when people get hungry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:05 PM


IIRC, that concept was touched on in One Second After...all the wildlife in the area was wiped out within weeks

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2022 08:12 PM (ENBF0)

116 That dog at the parade must be thinking "Why did it have to start kicking in NOW?!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 16, 2022 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)


We should have stopped in Cat country.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 08:12 PM (xhaym)

117 NaCly, bless you for making those MoMe's. Another years worth of attrition and I may be able to travel a little.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:13 PM (QOcMq)

118 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Thanks. I'll make a sticky of that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

119
Clay Travis just said "the bidas touch." Indeed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:13 PM (93/8p)

120 Militant Kaiju may be the answer for Antifa.
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I saw Militant Kaiju open for the Fabulous Thunderbirds at Pine Knob in 83.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:14 PM (krQz2)

121 What allowed the 2020 steal was they sent them to everyone, not just people who requested them.

—-

Look we have voting rights too, ya know?
- Dead Biden voters

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:14 PM (K8DY8)

122 86 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

What am I, chopped pork fat?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 16, 2022 08:10 PM (2hil/)

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Stelters.

Posted by: Waylon, Willie and the Boys at June 16, 2022 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

123 As many as one in 500 men may carry an extra sex chromosome - either an X or a Y - but very few of them likely know about it, a new study suggests

*

It's neat that the article will be used for the "see! See! Everyone is a gay tranny" or whatever push, but the article clearly states that it's not a good thing and it leads to health issues and learning disabilities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:14 PM (rjyzh)

124 I've never seen the old b&w Godzilla.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:14 PM (eGTCV)

125 Parade of Giants
__

Figures Europe would create a jackal.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:15 PM (c/IRE)

126 Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Like this:

https://youtu.be/oXvJ8UquYoo

Ta Dah! I learned something today. Huzzah.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

127 Past bedtime
Everyone of you I hope has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2022 08:15 PM (2JoB8)

128 102 Jim, best thing for me ever was seeing California in my rearview mirror.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:09 PM (QOcMq)


This.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2022 08:15 PM (2hil/)

129 Ben Had

I am all ears on your plans, but in person only. Not on the Intertubes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

130 After the great freeze I have no more sparrows around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:16 PM (QOcMq)

131 I took took the very tip of my finger off today while resharpening my pocket knife.
It is a) difficult to type; b) a tribute to my knife sharpening skills and iii) what I did before I cut up some firewood with the chainsaw

I am unstoppable. Or foolhardy. Either way I probably should have a minder

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 08:17 PM (xhaym)

132 *waves to Ben Had and Salty*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:17 PM (c/IRE)

133 IIRC, that concept was touched on in One Second After...all the wildlife in the area was wiped out within weeks

Yeah, no sweat for us.

Posted by: Dung Beetles at June 16, 2022 08:18 PM (/NCI4)

134 NaCly, bless you for making those MoMe's. Another years worth of attrition and I may be able to travel a little.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:13 PM

To paraphrase Yenta, next year in Corsicana...next year in Free America!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:18 PM (RkC6l)

135 Girls were girls and men were men
Mister, we could use a kaiju like Godzilla again
Those were the days!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at June 16, 2022 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

136 I ought to reply to this text, "Send me a picture of AOC's boobs, and I'll donate $5"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

137 >>I am unstoppable. Or foolhardy. Either way I probably should have a minder

Maybe you should ask someone else to sharpen your chainsaw.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

138 Don't know if it was mentioned in the Helter Stelter thread, but Steven Crowder has offered to pay Stelter a good salary if he comes to work for him.

And he stressed that he was serious.

LOL.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2)

139 138 Don't know if it was mentioned in the Helter Stelter thread, but Steven Crowder has offered to pay Stelter a good salary if he comes to work for him.

And he stressed that he was serious.

LOL.
Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:20 PM (krQz2)

Maybe play the theme from sex machine every time he comes on? I could see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (08ncd)

140 I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (K8DY8)

141 SMH, Will have a package for Ex-ex ready to ship on Tuesday.

Are all the girls there yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (QOcMq)

142 Hmm, or I could reply, "I lost $75K today, and you want me to donate $20 to you?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:22 PM (5p7BC)

143 Jewel was pretty (re: sidebar.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:22 PM (08ncd)

144 Well, that was.....different.

Has anyone ever had to go to a "hiring event" instead of a job interview lately?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2022 08:22 PM (1ny09)

145 The most shocking part of Tater is that a human woman procreated with him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:23 PM (K8DY8)

146 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2022 08:23 PM (arJlL)

147 Aren't hiring events what they call job fairs now?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:23 PM (5p7BC)

148 The most shocking part of Tater is that a human woman procreated with him.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:23 PM (K8DY
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Maybe she's thinking of the future when potato babies may feed us all.

A lot of carbs, though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:24 PM (krQz2)

149 Interview is probably racist now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:24 PM (K8DY8)

150 I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (K8DY
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Or embedding with Antifa.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:25 PM (krQz2)

151 Also racist: master bedroom and master bathroom. Verboten for real estate listings. It is now primary bedroom.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:26 PM (K8DY8)

152 Interview is probably racist now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:24 PM (K8DY
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At least ablist. Not everybody can view something.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 08:27 PM (krQz2)

153 "Artificial Flowers" by Bobby Darin is a stitch.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)


It's originally from the Bock and Harnick musical Tenderloin and was sung pretty straight in the show. Darren cheesed it up in full "Mack the Knife" style:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9f3s8c

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:27 PM (2JVJo)

154
Maybe you should ask someone else to sharpen your chainsaw.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)


It is a deWalt electric. I'm told it needs no maintenance

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)

155 I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (K8DY

I can see him doing a march of penguin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

156 {{{SMH}}}
I hope you are feeling better. Let us not despair. We are military service-honed Americans. Against stupid soy people, without a lot of grit, but a mirror where they kiss their own reflection.

* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

157 I'm laughing about the Jewell sidebar. Looks good? Bruh, she looks like a clown. Blink twice if you are being held against your will, ace.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (KFhLj)

158 Internet Influencer is Stelter's future gig.

Or OnlyFans.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (xhaym)

159 Good likeness of trump. You probably think its AOC.

Posted by: raimondo at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (dDgAJ)

160
tinyurl isn't necessary

Just use the "Share" feature under the youtube vid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (81cMY)

161 155 I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 16, 2022 08:21 PM (K8DY

I can see him doing a march of penguin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

I did not know penguins were starchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (08ncd)

162 Gotta say...went back to read the Gun Thread...Can't believe y'all came up to my AO to shoot and didn't tell me.

*shakes head*

I am disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 07:53 PM (RkC6l)


I said the same to CBD. I've never handled more than a cap gun in my life, but I would have liked to have been there anyway.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

163 158 Internet Influencer is Stelter's future gig.

Or OnlyFans.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 08:29 PM (xhaym)

*mouth open horror*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2022 08:30 PM (08ncd)

164
"Artificial Flowers" by Bobby Darin is a stitch.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 16, 2022 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

It's originally from the Bock and Harnick musical Tenderloin and was sung pretty straight in the show. Darren cheesed it up in full "Mack the Knife" style:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9f3s8c
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


I dig the "big band" sound.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:30 PM (81cMY)

165 The most shocking part of Tater is that a human woman procreated with him.

You'd be surprised what women with low self-esteem and no taste will do. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:31 PM (2JVJo)

166 Ben Had, I have shot and et Texas hogs.
A good cab helps wash it down.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:31 PM (xtg8y)

167 tinyurl isn't necessary

Just use the "Share" feature under the youtube vid.


I didn't know that. Sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:32 PM (2JVJo)

168 Has anyone ever had to go to a "hiring event" instead of a job interview lately?

Not lately but went to a bunch of them in the couple of years after the dot-com crash. Stand in a line for an hour to have somebody look at your resume for 20 seconds, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:32 PM (nfrXX)

169 It's originally from the Bock and Harnick musical Tenderloin and was sung pretty straight in the show. Darren cheesed it up in full "Mack the Knife" style:


The cheesy lounge singer mannerisms were the ones it sounds like Bill Murray used to mock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljiVRV5B5i8

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 08:33 PM (/NCI4)

170 Evening.

Stompy boots for the 'Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/249xtx92

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 08:33 PM (1Yy3c)

171 Why do the Japanese have a monster with 2 "l's" in it's name?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 08:33 PM (anj39)

172 Aren't hiring events what they call job fairs now?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:23 PM (5p7BC)


I'm not sure.

My understanding of a job fair is that there might be multiple employers there and you could walk from booth to booth checking out various job opportunities.

This was 20 people all coming into the same company at once. We all shared answers to important questions germane to our potential employment roles such as 'When did you most feel alive in life', 'Are you a cat person or a dog person', and 'If you could only have one meal the rest of your life, what would it be'?

Then we played giant Beer Pong with red buckets and whiffle balls, giant Jenga with 2 x 4 segments, out on a whacky hat, and then did 'speed-dating interviews' where you had two minutes to answer questions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2022 08:34 PM (1ny09)

173 N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Tank Abrams (with a bucket of sour cream, chives, and butter) vs Tater

Comedy gold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

174
I didn't know that. Sorry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


Just trying to save you some trouble.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:34 PM (81cMY)

175 is a deWalt electric. I'm told it needs no maintenance

*

I'm not sure if this is said jokingly, but you've got to sharpen the chain

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 16, 2022 08:34 PM (rjyzh)

176 MP4, like I said, it was a trial run. I’d be pleased to have you shoot cap guns or whatever next time.
Because it went so smoothly, I’m planning on a next time.
But you need to buy and consume NH maple syrup.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (xtg8y)

177 I have a gub question. What's the rule on pre-owned gubs if one were to move to a blue state?
Like if someone had to move to Massachusetts - is there any reason they couldn't bring their gubs with them?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (kf6Ak)

178 I said the same to CBD. I've never handled more than a cap gun in my life, but I would have liked to have been there anyway.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:30 PM

Train you, we can. Yes.

I was going to touch base with you for covfefe this weekend, but I have a fever and I'm coughing up a lung. Soon....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (RkC6l)

179 Are all the girls there yet?
___

Eldest flew in this morning.
Her sis picked her up in StL and took her to her house.

Kitteh had an appt this afternoon, so we'll be head out 'cross the river in the morning.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (c/IRE)

180 Why do the Japanese have a monster with 2 "l's" in it's name?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 08:33 PM (anj39)

That's the Smericanization. The original Japanese name is Gojira.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)

181 Has anyone ever had to go to a "hiring event" instead of a job interview lately?

Not lately but went to a bunch of them in the couple of years after the dot-com crash. Stand in a line for an hour to have somebody look at your resume for 20 seconds, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:32 PM (nfrXX)

Screener: You'll want to meet the other candidates. I'd like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Don't be shy about helping yourself to the punch and cookies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2022 08:36 PM (4I/2K)

182 I can see him doing a march of penguin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

Hey that’s my next gig.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at June 16, 2022 08:36 PM (qwO6y)

183 Here is a potential punishment video for Misanthropic Humanitarian:

https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0

I happen to like it. There is an hour long version of this, and one by an English community singing group.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

184 I have a gub question. What's the rule on pre-owned gubs if one were to move to a blue state?
Like if someone had to move to Massachusetts - is there any reason they couldn't bring their gubs with them?
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Do what you can afford.

Personally, I'd rather ask for forgiveness than permission.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:36 PM (c/IRE)

185 Stompy boots for the 'Ettes.

No multicolored mirrors for the hobnails?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (2JVJo)

186 "I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits."

He may be good with some bacon bits. And butter and sour cream.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (vrz2I)

187
more youtube Tips:

to jump ahead 10 seconds, press your keyboard's "L" key.
to go back 10 seconds, press "J"
to Pause, press "K"

"M" to mute
"F" for fullscreen
"T" for theater mode

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (81cMY)

188 Then we played giant Beer Pong with red buckets and whiffle balls, giant Jenga with 2 x 4 segments, out on a whacky hat, and then did 'speed-dating interviews' where you had two minutes to answer questions.

OK, now that's weird.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (nfrXX)

189 Stompy boots for the 'Ettes.
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Pass.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:38 PM (c/IRE)

190 I was going to touch base with you for covfefe this weekend, but I have a fever and I'm coughing up a lung. Soon....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (RkC6l)


I have to work Saturday, so I'd have had to decline, anyway. No worries.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:38 PM (2JVJo)

191 I have all the Godzilla movies on bluray. And more than a few on DVD.

...and a 6 ft tall walls cropland, couple plush, some figures, and bootleg clip on figure where you squeeze the shoulders and his hands open to grab, and bank where godzilla roars, has music and a hand grabs your coins...

So Godzilla. Never heard of him as Chuck Gibson would word it.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2022 08:38 PM (xIejU)

192 OK, I need to take a shower and go to bed. I have to work tomorrow and have a feeling it's going to be a long, lousy day.

Hope you all have a lovely night. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:39 PM (2JVJo)

193
The Godzilla movie with Nick Whatshisname is pretty good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (81cMY)

194 This was 20 people all coming into the same company at once. We all shared answers to important questions germane to our potential employment roles such as 'When did you most feel alive in life', 'Are you a cat person or a dog person', and 'If you could only have one meal the rest of your life, what would it be'?

Then we played giant Beer Pong with red buckets and whiffle balls, giant Jenga with 2 x 4 segments, out on a whacky hat, and then did 'speed-dating interviews' where you had two minutes to answer questions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2022 08:34 PM (1ny09)

Oh hell naw. This decrepit boomer don't play like that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

195 I have to work Saturday, so I'd have had to decline, anyway. No worries.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:38 PM

Fair enough. It's all good, then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (RkC6l)

196 Personally, I'd rather ask for forgiveness than permission.
Posted by: SMH

Yeah. Unlikely that anyone would even know as long as one drives rather than flies.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (kf6Ak)

197 My stompy boots are labeled Justin. They are made for shit- kickin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (QOcMq)

198 Personally, I'd rather ask for forgiveness than permission.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:36 PM (c/IRE)

SMH, unfortunately I think we are well beyond that point.
Although I am legal and licensed and all that sh*t, I am less inclined to follow the “rules”.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:40 PM (xtg8y)

199 Yeah. Unlikely that anyone would even know as long as one drives rather than flies.
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Exactly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:41 PM (c/IRE)

200 Gnight MP4

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:41 PM (kf6Ak)

201 MP4, like I said, it was a trial run. I’d be pleased to have you shoot cap guns or whatever next time.
Because it went so smoothly, I’m planning on a next time.
But you need to buy and consume NH maple syrup.
Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (xtg8y)


I've never owned nor shot a gun, so I'd be there strictly as an observer, but it would be nice to hang with a few of the Horde for a while.

Except I hate maple syrup. I'll buy you a bottle.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:41 PM (2JVJo)

202 You'd be surprised what women with low self-esteem and no taste will do. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:31 PM (2JVJo)

The 'ettes have no idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 16, 2022 08:41 PM (okGHj)

203 've never owned nor shot a gun, so I'd be there strictly as an observer, but it would be nice to hang with a few of the Horde for a while.

Except I hate maple syrup. I'll buy you a bottle.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2022 08:41 PM (2JVJo)

Perhaps that would be a good venue for you to learn. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (okGHj)

204 Good evening, everyone! Quick question-a few days ago someone posted a link to the pool of technician questions for the ham radio exam. Can someone provide the link again? I had the tab open, but of course now that I need it, I can't find it. Thanks!

Posted by: Toni at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (PgM6e)

205 OK, now that's weird.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (nfrXX)



Y'all probably think I'm shitting you, because I seem like the sort of fellow that would bullshit you.

But I'm not shitting you.

Little asked me how it went and I said "I'm not sure, but I won at beer pong. I think that's good."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (1ny09)

206 SMH, unfortunately I think we are well beyond that point.
___

Oh, I know we are.

And I am reacting accordingly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (c/IRE)

207
Uncle Ted is about to live!

https://youtu.be/PCNdxghrEL4

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (81cMY)

208 The 'ettes have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK
___

I do.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:43 PM (c/IRE)

209 Bear goes for a sugar rush in the hummingbird feeder on our eeck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIeocdmagqQ

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (kXYt5)

210 165 DO you have phone numbers perchance? I've no luck meeting women whose standards are low enough to include me in their plans, even for just dinner.

This might be related to that who Godzilla collection...

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (xIejU)

211 MP4, I’d like to disabuse you of the notion that you don’t need to know about gubs..
I’ve met you and read you, you are on the good side. You may need to defend yourself or others.
We need all of us to come out of this. Let’s talk.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (xtg8y)

212 "I could see Tater doing some good comedy bits."

He may be good with some bacon bits. And butter and sour cream.
Posted by: fd at June 16, 2022 08:37 PM (vrz2I)
***

A year from now he will be working as the second gaffer on SNL and smoking dope with the standins back in the green room.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (anj39)

213 I need someone to deliver me booze and ice cream.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (aaGzp)

214 Are you not entertained? - Joe Biden

You gotta break a few eggs to make a pizza - Joe Biden

The only reason we're in a recession is because you wouldn't let me create a recession. - Joe Biden

I don't know what you're pissing and moaning about. - Joe Biden

My 401k is hurting too, people! Damn that Trump! - Joe Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (I76dP)

215 Have a great night, everyone.

Going to walk in the heat that killed 10,000 Angus cows. In a feedlot.

Not going to walk in a feedlot.

May you be blessed with brio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

216 This East German coat is pretty sweet.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3yphwe

Should I? Yes? No? Maybe wait until winter comes?

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (1Yy3c)

217 204 Good evening, everyone! Quick question-a few days ago someone posted a link to the pool of technician questions for the ham radio exam. Can someone provide the link again? I had the tab open, but of course now that I need it, I can't find it. Thanks!
Posted by: Toni at June 16, 2022 08:42 PM (PgM6e)

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hamstudy.org is my go-to. Both study mode and practice tests from the current/future pools

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (oXNqT)

218 I've never owned nor shot a gun, so I'd be there strictly as an observer...

If there's any way at all you can make it TX, do it. You won't be the only new shooter and I guarantee you'll have a grin so big you won't be able to eat Ben Had's green chili without spilling it on your shirt.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (nfrXX)

219 Tomorrow is the start of the 52 Newport to Bermuda race, oldest scheduled ocean race in the world. It was first held in 1932 and tomorrow there are 187 yachts heading to one hell of a party, if they make it 636 miles away.

Supposed to be pretty ugly for at least the first night with a prediction of winds out of the southeast at 17 - 22 knots and seas up to 10 feet and squalls likely.

Lucky bastards.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

220 The heat that killed 10,000 Angus cows. In a feedlot.
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3,000 in one hour?

10,000 in a week?

It's never gotten hot in Kansas before?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:47 PM (c/IRE)

221 Good evening, everyone! Quick question-a few days ago someone posted a link to the pool of technician questions for the ham radio exam. Can someone provide the link again? I had the tab open, but of course now that I need it, I can't find it. Thanks!
Posted by: Toni


here are two. i'll post some more for ya.
https://is.gd/27IY3E

https://is.gd/Zth2Rm

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 16, 2022 08:47 PM (UgAdJ)

222 some more ham test questions

https://is.gd/O0hkHV

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (UgAdJ)

223 635 not 636, stupid fingers

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)

224 -a few days ago someone posted a link to the pool of technician questions for the ham radio exam.

It wasn't me but I can highly recommend the iphone apps by Roy Watson, N1ZTL. There are probably Android versions. Just search the appropriate app store.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (nfrXX)

225 Earlier this week we were talking about weird ads we get. I just got one on Insty for a Raman Spectroscopy training course. Now, I've done lots of Raman, so it's not completely off base, but I'd really love to know what prompted them to send me this ad. It isn't the kind of thing one expects to see in a sidebar, and I can't remember mentioning it anywhere online.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (/NCI4)

226 http://arrl.org/question-pools

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (UgAdJ)

227 It will cost more by winter and you might have to stand in line to buy it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

228 With all the destruction of food processing plants and other food-related industries burning down, call me suspicious, but our democidal govt wants us to die.

Trying to kill off our food supply isn't out of the realm of possibility for these bastards.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:50 PM (c/IRE)

229 This East German coat is pretty sweet.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3yphwe

Should I? Yes? No? Maybe wait until winter comes?
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 08:45 PM (1Yy3c)



Don't forget this --> https://tinyurl.com/33e4wjvs !

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

230 Lucky bastards.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Been there, done that, JS.
Tropical Storm Brett, back in the 80’s? Looking up at waves at spreader height got me religion.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:51 PM (xtg8y)

231 Bear goes for a sugar rush in the hummingbird feeder on our eeck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIeocdmagqQ
Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 08:44 PM (kXYt5)
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Do NOT put maple syrup out there.
Damned bears will be knocking on the door wanting french toast.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 08:51 PM (anj39)

232 I need a wingman like Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2022 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

233 228 With all the destruction of food processing plants and other food-related industries burning down, call me suspicious, but our democidal govt wants us to die.

Trying to kill off our food supply isn't out of the realm of possibility for these bastards.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:50 PM (c/IRE


Toilet flooded at the baby formula plant. Gotta close up for a month!

Not suspicious at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 08:52 PM (I76dP)

234 NaCly Dog @ 215-
You walked in the heat but did you die?

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)

235 177 I have a gub question. What's the rule on pre-owned gubs if one were to move to a blue state?
Like if someone had to move to Massachusetts - is there any reason they couldn't bring their gubs with them?

Posted by: vmom
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The rule is that you have to comply with your new state's law currently as while you can can travel with protection under FOPA, living there as a resident, you have to follow whatever permits, etc. that your new residence requires and they can forbid 'bad guns' like NY even if you owned them legally in your old state. Mass, if I remember correctly, gives a lot of authority to local police as to who can and cannot own firearms and there may be some that are forbidden under Mass law. It is not NJ but you have to have a license for a non-resident or resident if you spend time there other than traveling through it.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2022 08:52 PM (xA2KX)

236 I can see Tater on the Joe Rogan show talking about the times he's been anally probed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

237 My dog is sitting on the landing of the stairs looking at me like it's time to go to bed. It's still light. I don't wanna go to bed. Apparently, he won't go without me. Ha.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 08:53 PM (OX9vb)

238 I've bought some nice stuff from https://colemans.com/

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 08:53 PM (5HBd1)

239 209 Bear goes for a sugar rush in the hummingbird feeder on our eeck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIeocdmagqQ
Posted by: Muldoon

Eeck is right!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:53 PM (kf6Ak)

240 237 My dog is sitting on the landing of the stairs looking at me like it's time to go to bed. It's still light. I don't wanna go to bed. Apparently, he won't go without me. Ha.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 08:53 PM (OX9vb)


Sounds like your dog runs Bartertown.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 08:54 PM (I76dP)

241 >>Been there, done that, JS.
Tropical Storm Brett, back in the 80’s? Looking up at waves at spreader height got me religion.

Me too, RR. Some of the best times of my life.

Gonna go watch some of the start, have some diehard friends still doing it, but I wish I could do just one more myself.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

242 As many as one in 500 men may carry an extra sex chromosome - either an X or a Y - but very few of them likely know about it, a new study suggests.
https://tinyurl.com/4r4r83pa
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


I'll admit, when I read "as many as" I thought "I found the lie!" Since "as many as" usually means "I'm quoting the top number off an astoundingly-tall error bar."

But, it's apparently correct. And not really "new study" info. Wikipedia says both 47XXY and 47XYY are about 1-in-1000 events. So, together, 1-in-500. Apologies for mathing at the HQ.

47XYY has "impulse control" issues, and are therefore more likely to be violent and criminal. Supposedly they have "learning disabilities," but an average IQ of 105. So, autists?

47XXY is also likely to have learning disabilities. No average IQ quoted by Wiki, but 90-95 is quoted elsewhere. They're also softer-featured, weaker, have smaller testicles, and are more likely to carry fat on the chest, as opposed to the typical male's "beer gut." Maybe "Klinefelter Syndrome" should be renamed "Stelter Syndrome"?

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2022 08:54 PM (P1f+c)

243 Just a reminder. Biden will be a God damn if you think this is his fault! Son of a bch

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 16, 2022 08:54 PM (ByThS)

244 Sad update from The Ranch in the Mojave Desert where "Little Kid" the Nubian goat that was born on April 1. I just got back there today after traveling for a month. Couple of weeks ago, three coyotes got into the goat pen and killed a mother goat and one of the 4 kids that was born back in February. One of the Dobermans that guards the ranch ended up in the animal hospital with a pretty big wound in his side after fighting all three of the coyotes and killing two of them.

Unfortunately, Little Kid had one of her very goofy large Nubian ears torn off at the root and the other ear is shredded, but she survived and now has a very sad look on her mug. She wouldn't eat a carrot today when I offered, and she looked at me like: "Why weren't you here to keep those fuckin' coyotes away from me?" I had no answer for her. In better news, last week a completely jet black kid was born and it's a real cutie.

Also in better news, this yuge high altitude release aircraft took off from Edwards and flew right over my head at about 1K feet up with a chase plane behind it today:

https://tinyurl.com/StratoLaunch-Carrier-Aircraft

Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM (pd4sN)

245 democide:

The killing of members of a country's civilian population as a result of its government's policy, including by direct action, indifference, and neglect.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM (c/IRE)

246 I just go to bed early. That way, when my dog wakes me up around 2 or so, I still get enough sleep.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM (5HBd1)

247 "Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Oh no GOJIRA!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM (pd4sN)

248 fucking bears

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM (NqOsP)

249 I love Godzilla.

I always rooted for him to eat as many Japs as he could before bending Raymond Burr over and running it up in him to the sounds of "Dixie" playing in the background.

"I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten;
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2022 08:56 PM (R/m4+)

250 Moon over Vermont - if that race was at BHS there's a good chance I was there. Tough race for the kids... good hills.

Are we the only two Morons in VT? We should try to grab a beer sometime. Let me know if you're game.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 08:57 PM (U1eOr)

251 There's coming a time when Joe embarrasses Hunter.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)

252 142 Hmm, or I could reply, "I lost $75K today, and you want me to donate $20 to you?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 08:22 PM (5p7BC)

This one.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

253 Thanks whig

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 08:57 PM (kf6Ak)

254 Yup, Jack, I’ve had a few life-altering experiences. Usually it takes a few beverages to bring them out. But you feel extremely alive after.
I may have told CBD about one. He looked it up on you tube and lo, it is history.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 08:58 PM (xtg8y)

255 fucking bears
Posted by: Hummingbird at June 16, 2022 08:55 PM

You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2022 08:58 PM (RkC6l)

256 Well Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01 was a great anime blast from the past. Since I was too late, like say by an hour since they all went at warp speed, my name is not on the backers' list. Oh well. Still got the OVA and the art book. So nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 08:58 PM (nEuqY)

257 With all the destruction of food processing plants and other food-related industries burning down, call me suspicious, but our democidal govt wants us to die.

Trying to kill off our food supply isn't out of the realm of possibility for these bastards.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


97 plants burned or whatever, and counting. We'll likely hit 100 (easy) by the end of June. But no, this is just a coincidence. Bad luck. Something.
I wonder what the insurance underwriters for all these places think? Any confidential investigation material?
And the FBI is likely right on it. One way or another.

And those 10,000 head of cattle dying of "heat stroke" in Kansas? Yeah, some Army microwave heat weapon turned up to "rotisserie", just for shits and grins.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 16, 2022 08:59 PM (tjZg/)

258 fucking bears
Posted by: Hummingbird

Fucking Bear loved little White Dove

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 16, 2022 09:00 PM (eGTCV)

259 I've got drinks next time you're in town Red. We've got stories to talk about.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

260 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah...

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult, Short, Loud Little Bastards at June 16, 2022 09:03 PM (R/m4+)

261 Yessir, Jack. I’ve got to down there in a bit to pick up some paperwork from the AG. It will make it worth it to have a pop.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 09:03 PM (xtg8y)

262 plants burned or whatever, and counting. We'll likely hit 100 (easy) by the end of June. But no, this is just a coincidence. Bad luck. Something.
I wonder what the insurance underwriters for all these places think? Any confidential investigation material?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 16, 2022 08:59 PM (tjZg/)
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Lots.of new huge storage buildings going up around here. Maybe sneak down and out up a big FOOD PROCESSING PLANT sign and see who shows up?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 09:03 PM (anj39)

263 there any reason they couldn't bring their gubs with them?

California magic eight ball sez no.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 16, 2022 09:04 PM (JioKJ)

264 Biden runs for President again in 2024.

How many votes does he get?

(Without Dominion manufacturing any votes.)

That number will tell you how many people vote without knowing a single thing about reality.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:04 PM (I76dP)

265 The stories say that 2,000 cattle died. But then someone said it could be a lot higher as ranchers don't have to report the deaths. 10,000 sounds like a WA guess.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

266 So how many fans of Shin Gojira?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (nEuqY)

267 243 Just a reminder. Biden will be a God damn if you think this is his fault! Son of a bch

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 16, 2022 08:54 PM (ByThS)


Here's the transcript of today's AP interview of F'ing Joe:
https://tinyurl.com/swe2c24d

He is delusional.

Posted by: I think I understand what icing is in hockey at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

268 Japan is great. Everyone should visit.

Just know that the cities aren't the end all to be all. Go to Kanazawa on the Western side. It's what Kyoto used to be 100 years ago.

I miss the place dearly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (IEa8U)

269
My humblest apologies to all. Throughout this week I have referred to the pResident as "pResident Cotton-Headed Ninny Muffins".

I was in error. He is "pResident Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins".

I will do better.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

270 OK, winding down for tonight. Godspeed, Moron Horde.

Posted by: RI Red at June 16, 2022 09:06 PM (xtg8y)

271 Who can afford a plane ticket to Japan?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (I76dP)

272 Are we the only two Morons in VT?
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Well there is Mary C too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (5p7BC)

273 197 My stompy boots are labeled Justin. They are made for shit- kickin
Posted by: Ben Had

Mine are Ariat, and I've had two pairs in 20 years, but they are Chinese made and I will not buy them again when these wear out. I'll have a look at Justin.

Robert, I kinda like those, and would wear them, but they are dude boots. You can tell by the size. They start at size 9. Way too big for me.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

274 Too bad this is sold out at AnimEgo, just from the warning it sounds well fascinating in a typically Japanese way.

The Secret of the Urn. From 1966. Warning - Violence, Nudity, Chopped Arms, Blood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (nEuqY)

275 Also, Tank is not winning. I am not going to bed yet. He is sulking by my feet.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 09:08 PM (OX9vb)

276 That Radical Feminist Group should be called

Jane's Abortion Addiction

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2022 09:08 PM (lKAqb)

277 Oh, and right overhead of me today while I was hanging out in Mojave, CA a P-80 took off from Edwards, which was great:

https://tinyurl.com/P80-Shooting-Star

My Dad washed out of USAF Flight School (flying the T-33 variant) back in the early 50s in one of these things. He was the smartest man I ever knew, and he'd earned an Aeronautical Engineering Degree in 3 years from St. Louis University, but he told me: "That jet was always two miles ahead of my brain."

I loved hearing that old 40s/50s jet engine, which was built without giving the tiniest shit about noise abatement, and remembering late Dad. Who, fortunately, washed out of flight school and therefore didn't get killed in Vietnam along with a lot of his friends.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2022 09:08 PM (pd4sN)

278
>I think it's just an animatronic prop from that lake placid movie.

No, they're real. That's why so few people live in Maine. Well, now.
Posted by: JackStraw


Are we still talking about Godzilla?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 16, 2022 09:09 PM (pNxlR)

279 Well there is Mary C too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (5p7BC)

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Brattleboro is the deep south. Damn near Massachusetts.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:09 PM (U1eOr)

280 How many votes does he get?

(Without Dominion manufacturing any votes.)
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As of right now, 59.5 million.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:10 PM (5p7BC)

281 The stories say that 2,000 cattle died. But then someone said it could be a lot higher as ranchers don't have to report the deaths. 10,000 sounds like a WA guess.

******

Computer modeling.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 09:11 PM (kXYt5)

282 Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (/NCI4)

Mr. April and I were discussing our mattress one day. Shut up, you Morons.

Later that day, we both had ads on our phones and computer for mattresses.

I think the cremation ads yesterday were prompted by Anti Social Doesn't Matter's comment about the funeral home notifying him at the time his mother was cremated.

But our devices are totally not listening to us.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 09:11 PM (OX9vb)

283 My Dad washed out of USAF Flight School (flying the T-33 variant) back in the early 50s in one of these things. He was the smartest man I ever knew, and he'd earned an Aeronautical Engineering Degree in 3 years from St. Louis University, but he told me: "That jet was always two miles ahead of my brain."

Exactly.... You have to think faster then the A/C. If you are flying at 350 Knots, you have to think at 400 knots.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 16, 2022 09:11 PM (R+nZe)

284 Robert, I kinda like those, and would wear them, but they are dude boots. You can tell by the size. They start at size 9. Way too big for me.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

April - have you looked at the Tecovas offerings for women?

I have a pair of their ropers that I just love.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2022 09:11 PM (Msys3)

285 You'd think guys with two Y chromosomes would be twice as manly.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 09:12 PM (1Yy3c)

286 280 How many votes does he get?

(Without Dominion manufacturing any votes.)
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As of right now, 59.5 million.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:10 PM (5p7BC)


No way. No frickin way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:12 PM (I76dP)

287 That's the Smericanization. The original Japanese name is Gojira.
Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)
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After the band.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 09:12 PM (OaZlZ)

288 279 Well there is Mary C too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:07 PM (5p7BC)
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Brattleboro is the deep south. Damn near Massachusetts.


I didn't know Mary was a Southern Belle......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (R+nZe)

289 Why do the Japanese have a monster with 2 "l's" in it's name?
Posted by: Diogenes

That's the Smericanization. The original Japanese name is Gojira.
Posted by: Robert


It is funny which English words they love to use, though.

Like "love." Japanese doesn't have an L sound, or a V sound, and can't end a syllable on any consonant sound other than an N sound. So their "love," to English-speaking ears, something like rah-boo.

Or "chance". Especially in music. "N" is its own syllable, even though it usually gets pronounced with the syllable before it. But if you're singing, and spreading "chance" across three notes, it's "cha-n-su". Like this: https://youtu.be/Z7-1lWXwnoc?t=124

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

290
Good evening, everyone! Quick question-a few days ago someone posted a link to the pool of technician questions for the ham radio exam. Can someone provide the link again? I had the tab open, but of course now that I need it, I can't find it. Thanks!
Posted by: Toni


http://www.ncvec.org/page.php?id=373

73

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (63Dwl)

291
Tucker did a segment about the cattle dropping dead. They interviewed one of the locals, who said while they haven't confirmed it yet, what happened was a rare nighttime heat bloom in the area, pushing temps back up to 108F at night. Rare, but it happens.

Cattle can stand higher temperatures than that if they get enough water, but not continuous. They need nighttime to cool off. So, what they think happened was the nighttime heat bloom was too much of a shock.

The guy said that's the likely explanation, but they won't know sure until a few days later after necropsies on a sample.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (Mzdiz)

292 Those are the numbers right now. 39.5% of 150 million.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:14 PM (5p7BC)

293 So how many fans of Shin Gojira?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:05 PM (nEuqY)

I've seen it once but it was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 09:14 PM (1Yy3c)

294 That's the Smericanization. The original Japanese name is Gojira.
Posted by: Robert
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After the band.
Posted by: Axeman


No, just Whale- Ape.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 09:14 PM (IEa8U)

295 In a fair match up, I'll bet Biden gets 30 million votes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:14 PM (I76dP)

296 292 Those are the numbers right now. 39.5% of 150 million.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:14 PM (5p7BC

I don't believe the polls though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:15 PM (I76dP)

297 My grand daughters added the techno music to the bear vid and put it up on their channel. They are tickled if they get 5 views on a post, so they are over the moon with this one. They think they are going to be famous now.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 09:15 PM (kXYt5)

298 The guy said that's the likely explanation, but they won't know sure until a few days later after necropsies on a sample.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (Mzdiz)
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I'd still watch for FIBbies with space heaters.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2022 09:15 PM (OaZlZ)

299 Love in Japanese, well are you trying to be koi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:16 PM (nEuqY)

300 >>Are we still talking about Godzilla?

I had two friends when I lived in Maine that were superb Maine storytellers in a down east Maine style. They could convince you that giant alligators really did inhabit the lakes of Maine. Funny bastards.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)

301 And yes, that disturbs me too. As bad as the numbers are for the Democrats (and these are TERRIBLE numbers), this senile pants shitter would still get almost 60 million people to vote for him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:16 PM (5p7BC)

302 I loved hearing that old 40s/50s jet engine, which was built without giving the tiniest shit about noise abatement, and remembering late Dad. Who, fortunately, washed out of flight school and therefore didn't get killed in Vietnam along with a lot of his friends.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2022 09:08 PM (pd4sN)

Wow! Too cool Sharkman!

He most likely would have ended up flying a Thud and their loss rate was high.

Never have a nuclear strike aircraft deliver conventional loads in a 3rd world country.

Drop a nuke here and there as intended. No one would notice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2022 09:17 PM (R/m4+)

303 Love in Japanese, well are you trying to be koi?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ai don't know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 09:17 PM (IEa8U)

304 I don't believe the polls though.
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The one I am using for this is accurate. One of maybe 3 you can trust.

Now keep in mind, that Trump gets 68.7 million votes if the election was today.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:19 PM (5p7BC)

305 >>>I had two friends when I lived in Maine that were superb Maine storytellers

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Was one of them named Bert?

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:19 PM (U1eOr)

306 Good evening, Tonypete! I will check out Tecovas.

I should get some new ones now, while money still works.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (OX9vb)

307 301 And yes, that disturbs me too. As bad as the numbers are for the Democrats (and these are TERRIBLE numbers), this senile pants shitter would still get almost 60 million people to vote for him.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2022 09:16 PM (5p7BC


I have to believe a lot of these idiots in the 39 percent group just don't want Biden to have bad poll numbers but will not actually vote for him in 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (I76dP)

308 Cattle can stand higher temperatures than that if they get enough water, but not continuous. They need nighttime to cool off. So, what they think happened was the nighttime heat bloom was too much of a shock.

The guy said that's the likely explanation, but they won't know sure until a few days later after necropsies on a sample.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:13 PM (Mzdiz)
***

Swamp Gas

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (anj39)

309 Ai don't know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 09:17 PM (IEa8U)
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Watch it, pal.

Posted by: LameDUH at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (OaZlZ)

310 250 Moon over Vermont - if that race was at BHS there's a good chance I was there. Tough race for the kids... good hills.

Are we the only two Morons in VT? We should try to grab a beer sometime. Let me know if you're game.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 08:57 PM (U1eOr)


Yes it was a BHS race. That is a hilly course but my kids all ran (and skied) for MMU and our hills are somewhat more severe so they never really minded the Burlington course. Yours run for BHS or someone else?

I think we may be the only two in Vermont, know there are a few in Mass. and NH. Would love to have a beer after work some day. Need to figure out how to get you my contact information without giving too much away publicly. The email in my nic is fake.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (lWwfn)

311 Brattleboro is the deep south. Damn near Massachusetts.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:09 PM (U1eOr)

Is that where the Castleton campus is?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

312 Love in Japanese, well are you trying to be koi?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ai don't know.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


It's right there in my nickname.

Also, I apologize to the next punsters who are stuck with "ren'ai" and "daisuki".

Posted by: mikesuki at June 16, 2022 09:22 PM (P1f+c)

313 Swamp Gas

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 09:20 PM (anj39)
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Sorry.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, dancing away. at June 16, 2022 09:23 PM (OaZlZ)

314 I think I will miss fresh dairy the most in the Burning Time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 09:23 PM (2oHWb)

315 Record of Lodoss War OVAs OP as sung by Akino Nii in English. This song can be found on the third Lodoss CD Victor Entertainment JNA1516-2. It is track 3.

https://youtu.be/5g3foyY37lY

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:24 PM (nEuqY)

316 ( • )
Vermont

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2022 09:24 PM (anj39)

317 The guy said that's the likely explanation, but they won't know sure until a few days later after necropsies on a sample.
Posted by: publius

Swamp Gas
Posted by: Diogenes


It certainly wasn't us!

Posted by: The Greys at June 16, 2022 09:24 PM (P1f+c)

318 314 I think I will miss fresh dairy the most in the Burning Time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 09:23 PM (2oHWb)

Internet and this site for me.

When it goes dark, we will be using horse riders for correspondence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:25 PM (I76dP)

319 >>>Need to figure out how to get you my contact information

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I have a pretty anonymous email - You can email me at bbssbbss at Outlook dot com. Would be nice to meet the only other conservative in VT.

Mary C. can come along too if she's up our way.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:25 PM (U1eOr)

320 Is Vermont some sort of frenchified version of Green Mountain?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 09:26 PM (kXYt5)

321 The machines are listening to you?

That's why I unplugged the webcam (with microphone).

Seeing family on skype just kinda died.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2022 09:26 PM (lKAqb)

322 311 Brattleboro is the deep south. Damn near Massachusetts.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:09 PM (U1eOr)

Is that where the Castleton campus is?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)


Or as we call it the banana belt. Castleton is on the New York side closer to Rutland.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 09:26 PM (lWwfn)

323 >>>I had two friends when I lived in Maine that were superb Maine storytellers

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Was one of them named Bert?
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:19 PM (U1eOr)



Bobby? Bobby Roper? He's got a fahm up near Bangor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2022 09:27 PM (2oHWb)

324 I got your giant terror lizard... RIGHT HERU!

Posted by: Tokyo construction worker at June 16, 2022 09:27 PM (IXpV7)

325 Did you just put a Daisuki into a Daihatsu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:27 PM (nEuqY)

326 >> It certainly wasn't us!

Nope. Their buttholes and reproductive tracts were still intact, and they're weren't exsanguinated.

At least that's what Art Bell used to tell me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:27 PM (Mzdiz)

327 Has anybody seen or heard from Insomniac lately? I was away from the HQ for the first couple weeks this month and the last I remember seeing was that he was back on the job hunt.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 09:28 PM (nfrXX)

328 My favorite Godzilla moment ever was in one of the late 60s ones...Godzilla and IIRC Gamera are fighting in some Japanese downtown, knocking buildings over and causing large explosions, and two little Japanese kids are watching from their apartment window from a distance, cheering Gamera on. Then their mom comes in and tells them to get to bed as they have school tomorrow.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2022 09:28 PM (3/XaG)

329 Funny. Because Reptilicus was my first giant reptile love.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2022 09:28 PM (lKAqb)

330 I've been watching videos on how to can milk. It's really not hard.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 16, 2022 09:29 PM (5HBd1)

331 Oh kami-sama

Legal Insurrection - Anti-Israel BDS terrorists draw up a list of Jewish community leaders and groups.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (nEuqY)

332 >>Bobby? Bobby Roper? He's got a fahm up near Bangor.

Banger? Can't get to Banger from hea.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Pug - I think Castleton is in Castleton, VT.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (U1eOr)

334 151 Also racist: master bedroom and master bathroom. Verboten for real estate listings. It is now primary bedroom.
----
But Mastercard is still there. Too big to force a change?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 16, 2022 09:31 PM (qfLjt)

335 Thee same sheriff's office that "investigated"my F-I-L's mysterious disappearance also "investigated" a couple of cow exsanguination events.

Didn't solve either case. Dumb bastidges.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 16, 2022 09:31 PM (kXYt5)

336 Generally a fan of Gojira movies but Biolante was a real 'meh.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:32 PM (nEuqY)

337 I have a pretty anonymous email - You can email me at bbssbbss at Outlook dot com. Would be nice to meet the only other conservative in VT.

Mary C. can come along too if she's up our way.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:25 PM (U1eOr)


Thanks, I Just hit send on an email to that address.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 09:33 PM (lWwfn)

338 Masters degree are also racist.

And master masons and master electricians.

And masterbation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:33 PM (I76dP)

339
The singing Mothra fairies are a trip, every time.

Posted by: Tokyo construction worker at June 16, 2022 09:34 PM (IXpV7)

340 253 Thanks whig
Posted by: vmom
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You are welcome, you can find out more information about any state's laws via this website (free resource from a long time volunteer website).
https://www.handgunlaw.us/updates.htm

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2022 09:35 PM (xA2KX)

341 Would be nice to meet the only other conservative in VT.

Unless you are the farmer on Mountain View road in Williston that just put up that big flag saying "Vermonters for Trump" there may be 3 of us.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 09:35 PM (lWwfn)

342 Don't forget master and slave brake cylinders.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2022 09:35 PM (lKAqb)

343 The original Infant Island fairies were played by the Peanuts. IIRC one of the twins is still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:36 PM (nEuqY)

344 Pug - I think Castleton is in Castleton, VT.
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (U1eOr)

I honestly had no clue. Except "Time Chasers" is my all time favorite MST/Rifftrax film. I even have a Castleton T-shirt. Because Time Chasers.

"Yo, I'm karate here!!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)

345 The singing Mothra fairies are a trip, every time.

Pre Trump, knew a gal with a precious daughter who announced her name is now Mothra. But TDS took mom.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 16, 2022 09:37 PM (JioKJ)

346 >>Unless you are the farmer on Mountain View road in Williston that just put up that big flag saying "Vermonters for Trump" there may be 3 of us.

There were 5 until my folks left South Woodstock.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

347 The British gave us Gorgo.

What is more terrifying than a large amphibious reptile? When Mommy comes to London.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:37 PM (nEuqY)

348 https://www.handgunlaw.us/updates.htm

Posted by: whig

So if she is set on going to the northeast, it sounds like NH or Vermont would be better than MA?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:38 PM (kf6Ak)

349 Generally a fan of Gojira movies but Biolante was a real 'meh.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:32 PM (nEuqY)

*Chokes*

I...you...whassawhosa...*Kicks a cat*

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)

350 both japanese actresses from You Only Live Twice were in Godzilla movies

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2022 09:39 PM (AkbRF)

351 If, please God, Mastriano wins, I hope PA becomes a constitutional carry state.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:39 PM (kf6Ak)

352 A surprisingly good boot is sold under the name Old West. At least until recently ( I have enough pairs stocked I don't need to look) you could get them on eBay for about $80 bucks. They look the same as Justins, I have worn pairs daily for 5 years without them wearing out, and they are as comfortable as anything else. Probably Chinese, but they work.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2022 09:39 PM (3/XaG)

353 I was SO hoping that deer by the ocean one would turn into Bambi Meets Jaws.
Alas, just frolicking.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2022 09:40 PM (YgKi8)

354 Hey 496 if you're still here. Tried twice and bounced both times. I've got a long day tomorrow, I'll try again later.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 16, 2022 09:40 PM (lWwfn)

355 "Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest."

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)

356 225 Earlier this week we were talking about weird ads we get. I just got one on Insty for a Raman Spectroscopy training course. Now, I've done lots of Raman, so it's not completely off base, but I'd really love to know what prompted them to send me this ad. It isn't the kind of thing one expects to see in a sidebar, and I can't remember mentioning it anywhere online.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2022 08:49 PM (/NCI4)
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That is weird. I've never even seen a Raman IR, but done lots of normal IR for organic compounds.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 16, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

357 332 >>Bobby? Bobby Roper? He's got a fahm up near Bangor.

Banger? Can't get to Banger from hea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

"xcuse me, do you know the way to East Millinocket?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

358 The British gave us Gorgo.
What is more terrifying than a large amphibious reptile? When Mommy comes to London.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:37 PM (nEuqY)

I think Gorgo was Irish.

Explains the green skin and bumps and his hatred of the Brits.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2022 09:41 PM (R/m4+)

359 Record of Lodoss War OVAs OP as sung by Akino Nii in English.
Posted by: Anna Puma


That's a good one. Among anisong-in-English artists, I like Nano, but she was born in the USA and moved to Japan later, so of course her English is good.

I like this one for being the most upbeat music with the most depressing lyrics: https://youtu.be/n56SFvzmiYA

"I take the dreams that live inside my heart, and splash them 'cross the nightmares in my head, with trembling hand I try to draw, the person that I wish that I could be....."

(I don't think that one is from an anime, but I first heard her with "Nevereverland," which was.)

Kokia is interesting, too. Trilingual: Japanese, English, and Chinese. With a fairly long career; 17 albums from '99 to '18. It's fun watching how much better her English pronunciation gets across that time span.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

360 So President No Wipe is going to declare a national health emergency is Roe is overturned?

A national health emergency allowing for killing kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:42 PM (I76dP)

361 last I remember seeing was that he was back on the job hunt.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2022 09:28 PM (nfrXX)

Bummer. I hope he still has his current job, at least. Being jobless really brought him down.

If you're reading, Insom, I hope things are going well, my dude.

Posted by: Robert at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (1Yy3c)

362 Bobby? Bobby Roper? He's got a fahm up near Bangor.

Banger? Can't get to Banger from hea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

"xcuse me, do you know the way to East Millinocket?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)
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"Ee-mair-gen-see, everybody to get from street."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (aaGzp)

363 I think Gorgo was Irish.

Explains the green skin and bumps and his hatred of the Brits.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 16, 2022 09:41 PM (R/m4+)

Yet another great MST film.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

364 Stock mahket crash got so bad, thought I'd kill myself...

I used to know a goodly number of Bert and I stories by heart.

I love downeast humor...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

365 @Breaking911
Pres. Biden to CEO of Joann Inc.: "My sympathies to the family of your CFO, who dropped dead very unexpectedly."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (IEa8U)

366
The thing about the Mothra song that gets me is that it's not Japanese. I don't know what it is, but not Japanese. Where are these weird little chicks supposed to be from? Is Mothra from the Philippines or something? I never could figure it out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2022 09:43 PM (IXpV7)

367 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri25QNhU4s8

"Which way to Millinocket"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)

368 Guess I should have put a date for when that CD came out, it was 1992.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2022 09:46 PM (nEuqY)

369 Apparently a national health emergency gives the president dictatorial powers.

That is handy to know.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2022 09:47 PM (xhaym)

370 The singing Mothra fairies are a trip, every time.

Pre Trump, knew a gal with a precious daughter who announced her name is now Mothra. But TDS took mom.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 16,

Early 2000 I convinced my brand new manager we needed Mothra software to do ETL work on a large IT project and I needed go to Nashville to take the training. Of course it didn't exist and eventually I fessed up when she wanted me to register and book travel and hotel.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 16, 2022 09:47 PM (AeMVC)

371 *pokes thread*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:48 PM (kf6Ak)

372 371 *pokes thread*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:48 PM (kf6Ak)


It's dead, Jim!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2022 09:50 PM (I76dP)

373 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvjCamtofw

"Suicide" downeast style...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)

374 *pokes thread*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:48 PM (kf6Ak)

*Makes a sexual harassment complaint*

Posted by: The Thread at June 16, 2022 09:51 PM (1Yy3c)

375 OK, now I'm tired, and Tank can go to bed.

Good night, horde.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2022 09:51 PM (OX9vb)

376
Bill Gates' youngest daughter is posting bikini shots of herself on Instagram in support of abortion, now:

https://tinyurl.com/29f5gwju

Poor thing ain't got no boobs at all. She's the Brie Larson of no boobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Mzdiz)

377 Oh go ahead and listen to the Bert and I clips.

It's not like there's anything else that's pressing at the moment.

#theyrefunny

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2022 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)

378 NOOD

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2022 09:54 PM (kf6Ak)

379 No Justin boots but a pair of Lucchese and Tecovas. Tecovas are very comfortable.

Posted by: free tibet at June 16, 2022 10:05 PM (iNp3L)

380 bounced back eh?

bbssbbss at outlook dot com (in case I goofed up thread)

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 10:08 PM (U1eOr)

381 Browndog - I just listened to a few. I've loved them for years. Their story about the parachute is one of my favorites

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 10:09 PM (U1eOr)

382 Bill Gates' youngest daughter is posting bikini shots of herself on Instagram in support of abortion, now:

https://tinyurl.com/29f5gwju

Poor thing ain't got no boobs at all. She's the Brie Larson of no boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Mzdiz)

I simply do not get this sick fascination with killing babies.

I love babies. My sons were once babies. Hell, I was once a baby.

Been doing a lot of praying. And I ain't even a good Christian.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 16, 2022 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)

383 Moon over VT -

I goofed (I never use that email address). It's bbssbbss33 at outlook dot com

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2022 10:17 PM (U1eOr)

384 Helpless people on subway trains scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them.

Oh no, there goes Tokyo

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