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hoteldelsaltocolumbiaabandonedhaunted.jfif
Hotel Del Salto, Colombia,
which translates to "Hotel of the Leap," because
legend has it that native Indians would leap from the falls
to escape enslavement by Conquistadors -- and their ghosts
haunt the mountain to this day.
The hotel has been abandoned since the 1990s
but is a draw for those wishing to commit suicide.

Some vloggers bribed their way inside the "cursed," "haunted," and definitely abandoned hotel.

"I hate it when that happens."

Different parenting styles.

Swish.

This kid is a perfect little gentleman.

T-Rex walk the red carpet for the premiere of his new movie.

Buddy Mercury sings.

Panda munching.

This is dumb. This must be Europe or Turkey or something.

Guinea pig buffet. No, I mean it's a buffet where guinea pigs can dine.

Sound on: baby alligators sound like sci-fi laser guns.

Beaver gets whatever it wants.



Posted by: Ace at 07:17 PM




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1 Howdy Hordelings! Happy National Bourbon Day!!

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2022 07:17 PM (yUjc0)

2 Primeros!

Posted by: Colombian Indian Ghosts at June 14, 2022 07:18 PM (786Ro)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 14, 2022 07:18 PM (XMLEb)

4 I looked up the hotel where they film that Amazon series Upload.

Beautiful setting.

$750 per night.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2022 07:19 PM (Zf0+a)

5 ColOmbia. Not Coumbia.

sra blaster would cut you for that. Lucky I haven't shown it to her.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:19 PM (6TxNR)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:20 PM (arJlL)

7 Columbia. Not Coumbia.

I would blame it on autocorrect, but...

Screw it. I blame autocorrect.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (6TxNR)

8 Hiya JT

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (yUjc0)

9 I love that sheep video.

I saw one meme where it said, "That one friend who will wait while you tie your shoe."

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (DcKNO)

10 When is a sheep not a sheep?

Posted by: Zen mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (P1f+c)

11 I looked at that top picture and before I read anything I thought what a cool-looking place, but I bet it's haunted.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (aeePL)

12 Hiya Doof !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (arJlL)

13 Screw it. I blame autocorrect.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (6TxNR)
-----------

So does Ace.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (aeePL)

14 Blaster, I find autocorrect is an excellent scapegoat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (DcKNO)

15 That looks a bit like the place in the Tarantino vampire movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (0fVbu)

16 I hate when stuff like that hotel get abandoned and the bums move in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

17
*runs in breathlessly*

I'm here. Now we can get this thread going.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2022 07:23 PM (/U27+)

18 >>>When is a sheep not a sheep?

Posted by: Zen mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (P1f+c)

When it's dropping outta my bung hole into the bowl.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 14, 2022 07:23 PM (QYPq3)

19 16 I hate when stuff like that hotel get abandoned and the bums move in.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (yQpMk)


If they are all suiciding though seems like a self-solving problem.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:23 PM (6TxNR)

20 Was closer to a tree than that going up Escalate Peak Utah, stopped at road side to wd40 wet ignition wiring. Good times.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 14, 2022 07:24 PM (BofQh)

21 Bluebell!! Hello!!

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2022 07:24 PM (yUjc0)

22 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.

Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

23 Looks like we're going to be a dog owner again. We're going to pick her up Sunday. She is a Husky/German Shepard mix puppy. With me traveling more in my newish job it was time to bolster the home defense.

It will 2 years to the day we said goodbye to our beloved Malinois, Breccia. I now need to find my list of female dog names.


Posted by: Beartooth at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (AeMVC)

24 This is dumb. This must be Europe or Turkey or something.
________

At two of the tables the girls jumped up and down after making a shot. I don't know what the point at the other tables was.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (R0Tis)

25
Best words a dad can say to the kids, "Don't tell your mom."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (/U27+)

26 LOL at the perfect little gentleman.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

27 I hate when stuff like that hotel get abandoned and the bums move in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2022 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

Congress gotta congress.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (nByzo)

28 >>>Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.

Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

Oh please, oh please let all the lefties leave and especially my town. Take the hobos with them.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (QYPq3)

29 You can just hear the giggles with dad's swing spins

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

30 Well. Technology.

I own a device that was a new tech startup app company when I bought it. So I wanted another, but a gigantic big tech corporation bought them up. New gigantic big company cannot do anything with the old accounts. So I got a new account. BUT - I used the same email address and they can't make the new one work because it conflicts with the old one. Now they have to send a ticket off to "offline" support and they say it will be fixed in 2 business days. After spending an hour on the phone with them.

Gah. Stupid technology.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (6TxNR)

31 Beaver gets whatever it wants.
________

C'mon, Ace, we don't need to click. We knew that already.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 14, 2022 07:27 PM (R0Tis)

32 22 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.
Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)


Does CNBC have data on how many guys are considering motorboating Salma Hayek?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:28 PM (6TxNR)

33 >>> 22 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.
Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

Is this a percent of all US residents or of CNBC viewers? Either way, how many are:
a) CHYnese going back home on leave
b) Mexicans considering jobs prospects in the US vs Mexico
c) leftists threatening to move to Canada for the 500th time

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2022 07:28 PM (llON8)

34 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.

Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

And they will vote for the same things that created the environment they are fleeing. Cause it was just bad luck it happened before.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 07:28 PM (F9322)

35 Posted by: Beartooth at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (AeMVC)

Congrats on the new pup.

Husky/German.

Helga seems appropriate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 07:28 PM (1Gz/l)

36 Did the Supreme Court announce anything today ?

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)

37 Looks like it is time to mow the roof again.

Damn!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (54XhK)

38 >>> 36 Did the Supreme Court announce anything today ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)

The dog ate my homework!

Posted by: John Roberts at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (llON8)

39 36 Did the Supreme Court announce anything today ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)


Is the world on fire?

No? Then no, they didn't.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (6TxNR)

40 willowed:

Some Steven Den Beste here:
https://erbosoft.com/ussclueless/

I think some is on the Wayback Machine at archive.org

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (5HBd1)

41 Welcome to the Hotel Del Dalto
You can checkout any time
But you just can't ever leave

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

42 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

43 Our cat does that at the window, stands there staring intently out and chatters. No idea what he's thinking or means by it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

44 Is the world on fire?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (6TxNR)

Wall street seems to be burning down, does that count?

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (F9322)

45 Hiya April !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (arJlL)

46 yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (kf6Ak)

47 Did the Supreme Court announce anything today ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)



Roberts found that since infant sacrifice is an offering paid to false gods on your trip to burn in hell for all eternity, that abortion can be considered a tax.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (1Gz/l)

48
c) leftists threatening to move to Canada for the 500th time
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2022 07:28 PM (llON

Kid: I'm running away.
Parents: *silence*
Kid: I SAID I'M RUNNING AWAY!
Parents: Fine
Kid: *throws himself on the bed, starts crying*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (/U27+)

49 News this morning had a report that Californians living close to the border are renting apartments in TJ because they are around 300 a month. instead of 3,000

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 07:32 PM (m21p5)

50 Wall street seems to be burning down, does that count?
Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 07:31 PM (F9322)


Not really.

I guess the question of Let It Burn v Make It Burn is pretty much moot, though, yeah?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:32 PM (6TxNR)

51 Digging the creepy buildins theme

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 07:32 PM (kf6Ak)

52 I'm watching Rust Bros aka Rust Valley Restorers. The restoration stuff is interesting. The dirt ball stuff not so much.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 14, 2022 07:32 PM (eGTCV)

53 Wish lighting strike was a little longer

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (2JoB8)

54 how in TF did they do that T-rex thing

Posted by: DB at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO8)

55 I don't have to listen to anything to know what a baby gator sounds like. Hear them all the time.

Florida crickets.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (5p7BC)

56 Evening. Fuck this day in the ass.

============

Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.
Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

62% of who? Leftists? Women? Cat people?

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (S9YRY)

57 Kraken and Coke numero due on the way.

That's a little Italian lingo for those of you out in Rio Linda.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (6TxNR)

58 photo at top

meet your hostess, Frau Blucher

Posted by: DB at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO8)

59 I'd stay in a haunted hotel. I've always wanted to see a ghost.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (vrz2I)

60 Hotel Del Salto

Stupid tablet

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

61 Best words a dad can say to the kids, "Don't tell your mom."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ha! I was out walking one day, and coming toward me were a dad and his daughter, and she was saying, "you can't tell Mom, ok?"

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

62 Congratulations, Beartooth! Puppies are such fun.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

63 Aargh. Posted this to the tab I left open at lunch.
--------
Heh. I got a form letter response from Cornyn's office. Amid a bunch of BS about how outraged he is by the Uvalde shooting is the money quote:

To be clear, we are not talking about restricting or limiting the rights of current law-abiding gun owners.

I replied, I guess for the amusement of the summer intern who will click on the email and then send me the exact same form letter. You know that commercial about people turning into their parents? Yeah, that's me now.

Still, if enough people take the trouble to jam his inbox, maybe the intern will mention it to the aide and if it's really overwhelming, maybe the aide will mention it to the sli..., er I mean the Right Honorable Senator

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (nfrXX)

64 Move to Canada? Right...
They actually enforce immigration, not like here in the US.
Good luck.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

65 A lot of us here have called for let it burn, so I don't want to hear any whining when it really starts happening.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I)

66 Did the Supreme Court announce anything today ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)

They announced that Elena Kagan smells like rancid egg farts.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (S9YRY)

67 Wall Street isn't burning down so much as revealing itself to be Christina Aguilera and removing its strap-on after the show.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (QYPq3)

68 My wife says she has seen a ghost, but then I saw something outside and didn't make sense it was but no other ideas

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

69 Well. Technology.
Gah. Stupid technology.
Posted by: blaster

We recently bought a late model car and got rid of my 2005. I had the great idea to link my iphone to the new vehicle's communication system through Bluetooth. Big hassle but got it done. While on a long trip today a load of the apps I use all the time wouldn't work and I missed two important calls while trying to answer the phone. Which I couldn't. Stupid technology.

Now I'm no luddite - I'm willing to go back to vacuum tube powered devices.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 07:36 PM (54XhK)

70 I was kind of near a tree when it got lightning struck. It was when I was a kid at summer camp. I didn't hear it though. I realized I couldn't hear anything for about a minute or two just dull ringing.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 07:36 PM (0fVbu)

71 So Joe hit another milestone in polling.

Since Gallup started recording polls in 1945, NO president has ever been more underwater than Joe Biden at this point in any presidency.

Joe Biden is officially the worst President ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (I76dP)

72 >>> Our cat does that at the window, stands there staring intently out and chatters. No idea what he's thinking or means by it.

I believe they are telling birds and chipmunks how lucky they are that this pane of glass is here.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (UnQlg)

73 I'd stay in a haunted hotel. I've always wanted to see a ghost.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (vrz2I)

My girlfriend and I stayed at the alleged Haunted plantation in St Francis, LA.

The Myrtles.

Didn't see or feel anything.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (fwVVT)

74 Hi, JT!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

75 I'd stay in a haunted hotel. I've always wanted to see a ghost.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (vrz2I)

There's a supposedly haunted hotel in north Texas I'd like to stay at. Drafty, creaky, old...but I need a hot babe hanging off my arm. Chicks love being scared.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (S9YRY)

76 Willowed
-
No more routinely buying cokes, no more routinely buying potato chips, no more routinely buying snacks, no more routinely getting pizza
-
That is a positive, no?
Everything on that list is shit and should never, or very rarely be purchased.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
**

I make it a habit of ignoring your ignorance, MooMoo, but that's my post and f*ck you, communist. You're also the person who tells people they don't "need" to buy a truck.

F*ck you. It's not your job to tell any other American what they need to buy or how often they should be buying it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hates creeping communism and communist creeps at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (nMXLX)

77 Oddbob, call his Houston office. I find it works better to chew on his local help.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (m21p5)

78 Is the world on fire?

No? Then no, they didn't.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:29 PM (6TxNR)


You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/R93NEywl8zs

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2022 07:37 PM (yUjc0)

79 P.ease Leftists move north, Canada is closer to your utopia than the hundreds of million firearms here.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

80 >>>No, I mean it's a buffet where guinea pigs can dine.

Tease.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 07:38 PM (nByzo)

81 Hey April!

JT!

(Ladies first)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 07:38 PM (54XhK)

82 Now I'm no luddite - I'm willing to go back to vacuum tube powered devices.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 07:36 PM (54XhK)

Steampunk FTW!

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 07:38 PM (F9322)

83 25
Best words a dad can say to the kids, "Don't tell your mom."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2022 07:26 PM (/U27+)

...and the dad is responsible for the trip to the ER when things go (went) sideways.

Mom: Honey, what's wrong with your wrist?
The Heir: Ummm, nothing.
Mom: Then why are you holding it strangely?
TH: Dad said not to tell.

#someonesinthedoghouse

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (BgMrQ)

84 What would a Guinea pig buffet look like?

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (S9YRY)

85 Kid: I'm running away.
Parents: *silence*
Kid: I SAID I'M RUNNING AWAY!
Parents: Fine
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Kid: (standing on the corner)
Passerby: What's wrong?
Kid: I'm running away.
Passerby: so why are you just standing here?
Kid: I'm not allowed to cross the street.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (P1f+c)

86 "65 A lot of us here have called for let it burn, so I don't want to hear any whining when it really starts happening.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I)"

It was going to burn anyways, the question was whether it was going to do it sooner, or do it earlier when we have a chance to deal with it, or later when our kids have to shoulder it and they're in an even worse spot.

Accelerating the schedule is the big benefit of PDT that many don't understand yet, while they're focusing on the whole ripping-off-the-masks thing instead.

And on topic, if you don't have as many of your arms and supporting equipment as you can manage in some place other than your close or safe - leaving behind what you actually need in the moment - you need to fix that. They're not toys, and proper employment generally does not entail using them for interior decoration.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (+lwg5)

87 The sound those baby alligators made reminded me of the creatures from the movie 'Pitch Black'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (sAmhv)

88 F*ck you. It's not your job to tell any other American what they need to buy or how often they should be buying it.


*fistbump*

*Lights cigarette he doesn't NEED to be smoking*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (1Gz/l)

89 I've handled a half dozen Workers Comp lightning claims. It will definitely change your perspective if a storm pops up and you're outside.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (fwVVT)

90 >>My girlfriend and I stayed at the alleged Haunted plantation in St Francis, LA.

The Myrtles.

Didn't see or feel anything.


You weren't doing it right.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (CWMF2)

91 Well not feeling most chipper all day so going to call it
Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

92 Technology.
Gah. Stupid technology.
Posted by: blaster

Not tech. Big Tech Co.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 07:40 PM (nByzo)

93 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)

94 Yo, Tonypete!

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

95 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (arJlL)

96 If you ever run across a tiny baby gator and it starts peeping like that get the hell away from it. It is not just momma gator you have to worry about--the distress sound they make will trigger an attack from any adult gator in the vicinity. It is like a reflex action.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 07:42 PM (3DZIZ)

97 Not tech. Big Tech Co.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 07:40 PM (nByzo)


Well, yeah.

I mean I like the device and what it provides. It's just they don't seem to have actually integrated the legacy accounts into the new system.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:42 PM (6TxNR)

98 Hiya TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

99 it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)


Wait - is that a thing?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:43 PM (6TxNR)

100 It's funny, whenever I see lightning strike that close now, I don't even flinch. Not even the adrenaline rush I used to get. I do, however, usually exclaim "Wooooo!!" With a great big smile. Because lightning is freaking awesome. 😀

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 07:43 PM (M9XmQ)

101 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)

Your address copy could be the shot of Dan Ackroyd with that cross eyed look just as the ghost goes down on him.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:43 PM (lO8M9)

102 Those baby alligators remind me of my aunt's baby caiman. It was smuggled into the country by an Air Force guy who then didn't know what to do with it. She kept it in her school room and it came home on weekends/holidays.

It didn't grow very fast in it's aquarium, but it eventually got too big and had to go to the zoo.

Posted by: KT at June 14, 2022 07:43 PM (rrtZS)

103 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)



Hand-job ghosts are called Fapparitions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (1Gz/l)

104 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)

The movie , The Entity creeped me out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (fwVVT)

105 93 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:41 PM (sWM8x)

That moment in Ghostbusters is actually from an extended cut scene.

The majority of the scene was cut for a reason.

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (F9322)

106 >>> 96 If you ever run across a tiny baby gator and it starts peeping like that get the hell away from it. It is not just momma gator you have to worry about--the distress sound they make will trigger an attack from any adult gator in the vicinity. It is like a reflex action.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 07:42 PM (3DZIZ)

I think they cut off that video right before the baby gator started eating the guy's face.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (llON8)

107 I'd like to see a flying saucer or space alien too. Might clear some things up.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (vrz2I)

108 In my town, that hotel would be used for 'the unhoused'. Okay, they would simply be squatting there...until it was overrun with garbage, rats, needles, feces, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 07:44 PM (Go9h8)

109 I mean I like the device and what it provides. It's just they don't seem to have actually integrated the legacy accounts into the new system.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:42 PM (6TxNR)

MS is classic for this type of "how can I buy/change this and force everyone onto my crappier device/app/service" mindset.

Wunderlist was the last straw.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (nByzo)

110 They actually enforce immigration, not like here in the US.
Good luck.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

Not if you "sneak" across the border at that crossing on the Mohawk reserve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (FPS8e)

111 The first round of last night's storms passed just south of us. We sat on the porch watching the light show for an hour. Beautiful.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

112 >>> If you ever run across a tiny baby gator and it starts peeping like that get the hell away from it.

Think I'll stay up north, thanks.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (UnQlg)

113 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.

Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

And they will vote for the same things that created the environment they are fleeing. Cause it was just bad luck it happened before.
Posted by: Bete

The only place they'll end up has voting results like out 2020 results... doesn't matter how you vote when the ruling junta counts the votes.

More than willing to help buy them tickets as long as they can't come back.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (yJftA)

114 >>> 112 >>> If you ever run across a tiny baby gator and it starts peeping like that get the hell away from it.

Think I'll stay up north, thanks.
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2022 07:45 PM (UnQlg)

You do that. Just stay away from us, eh?

Posted by: grudge-holding mooses at June 14, 2022 07:46 PM (llON8)

115 Hand-job ghosts are called Fapparitions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

*snort

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

116 Lightning strike killed three of my neighbor's horses standing under a tree. Blew the soles of their hooves right out.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 07:46 PM (m21p5)

117 Well, OK, so you broke in to Canada.
Now, get a job.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

118 I still don't have anything on our farm/bugout property in Florida. I should at least get a shipping container dropped off and put a gunsafe and preposition some food there.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:47 PM (6TxNR)

119 Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:47 PM (6TxNR)

Are there shipping containers to buy these days?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:48 PM (fwVVT)

120 "Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.
Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

62% of who? Leftists? Women? Cat people?
Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:33 PM (S9YRY)"

Our current operating assumption is that we're going to facilitate our kids GTFO'ing out of North America when they become young adults, if possible. Fallback plan is turtling up for the long haul in one of several incipient Redneck Switzerland-like regions.

We're willing to fight but have little interest in dumping them into Alamo 2.0 and saying "good luck". For some fairly large chunks of NA there doesn't seem to be any paths from here to "functional culture" that don't involve extreme unpleasantness.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 14, 2022 07:48 PM (+lwg5)

121 >>>Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

I hear they have free health care in Canada.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 07:48 PM (nByzo)

122 Because my bugout plan includes a truck loadout to get stuff to where we are going. But since we may be going across the wastelands with no gas pre-position seems like a good idea.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:48 PM (6TxNR)

123 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

Not a typo.

Posted by: It's happening at June 14, 2022 07:25 PM (l5wWL)

I am soon.

Texas.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (Hswbs)

124 The US employs tons of Canadians, but I don't think they reciprocate.
But, I haven't checked lately...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (jTmQV)

125 Are there shipping containers to buy these days?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:48 PM (fwVVT)


Yep.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (6TxNR)

126 Isn't roasted guinea pig on a stick a delicacy down in Chile?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (3DZIZ)

127 I've handled a half dozen Workers Comp lightning claims. It will definitely change your perspective if a storm pops up and you're outside.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:39 PM (fwVVT)

Had a T-storm roll through here less than an hour ago. Took refuge in the garage until it passed. No close lightning strikes, but plenty of thunder, and it hailed and rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Hail came out of the North, so my 'mater patch was spared. This time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (FPS8e)

128 You do that. Just stay away from us, eh?
Posted by: grudge-holding mooses

I was looking for you guys in the woods this weekend. Don't you ever bury your poop?

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (UnQlg)

129 I bet you could make bank if you bought an old hotel and put out the word that it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist


I think you meant "bought an old brothel to use as a hotel". More believable.

Posted by: mikeski Sales and Marketing LLC. at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

130 I actually think that soccer/pool thing looks fun, because it gives you a great opportunity to unexpectedly drill someone in the side of the head with a soccer ball.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (49WRT)

131 One really creepy lightning thing: You're fishing and a storm is approaching. You start hearing a very distinct buzzing sound whenever you raise your 7 1/2 foot graphite rod...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (sWM8x)

132 "118 I still don't have anything on our farm/bugout property in Florida. I should at least get a shipping container dropped off and put a gunsafe and preposition some food there.
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:47 PM (6TxNR)"

Now is the time to drop in one or two of the smaller poly septic tanks with a manhole access or two so you can use it as below ground storage, at least, and actual shelter if you have time to properly outfit it. Probably under a grand plus labor.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (+lwg5)

133 107 I'd like to see a flying saucer or space alien too. Might clear some things up.
Posted by: fd

I wear a special hat to keep that from happening.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

134 If the New United States (led by President Ron DeSantis) counts as a new country, then put me in the 62%

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (6TxNR)

135 I still don't have anything on our farm/bugout property in Florida. I should at least get a shipping container dropped off and put a gunsafe and preposition some food there.
Posted by: blaster

If its unattended, wouldn't you be inviting burglars ?

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:51 PM (arJlL)

136 Now is the time to drop in one or two of the smaller poly septic tanks with a manhole access or two so you can use it as below ground storage, at least, and actual shelter if you have time to properly outfit it. Probably under a grand plus labor.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (+lwg5)


Coastal Florida - I am not sure where the water table is.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:51 PM (6TxNR)

137 I'd like to see a flying saucer or space alien too. Might clear some things up.
Posted by: fd

I wear a special hat to keep that from happening.
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

Imagine someone being abducted by aliens and the only thing they're concerned about is what kind of hat they're wearing.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:52 PM (lO8M9)

138 If its unattended, wouldn't you be inviting burglars ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 07:51 PM (arJlL)


That's the thing. Yes it would. At least with a container someone isn;t going to haul it off, and while the doors can be locked pretty well you can cut through the sides with a battery powered angle grinder if you have time.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:53 PM (6TxNR)

139 22 Cnbc says 62% are considering moving to another country.

***

What makes them think another country will take them?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 07:53 PM (kf6Ak)

140 Got a nice little storm cell blobbing up to my southeast right now. We're in that FL afternoon weather pattern where the radar looks like a random lava lamp. Whether it rains or not is a roll of the dice at any given minute.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 07:54 PM (M9XmQ)

141 it was haunted with blow-job ghosts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Wait - is that a thing?
Posted by: blaster


If My Lovely Ghost Kana is a documentary, it might be.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)

142 Justin Catreau proudly stated that Canadians have no right to defend themselves. With a gun or any other tool used for that purpose. Mace and pepper spray are illegal to own.
Last week the Canuckistan, "Justice", Minister said that Canadians have no right to own property. So, yeah. I want lots of leftists to move north. Yukon Territory is lovely in the winter.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 07:54 PM (Puq9y)

143 Just make one of those oak island treasure pits for storage. Worst case if it doesn't work out for you some bunch of dummies in the future will be able to film ten years of doing nothing.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 07:56 PM (0fVbu)

144 "At least with a container someone isn;t going to haul it off"

I wouldn't count on that if left unattended for weeks at a time.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

145 I think you meant "bought an old brothel to use as a hotel". More believable.

Posted by: mikeski Sales and Marketing LLC. at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)



The Blowst Hotel: Experience a Multiple Phantasm

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 07:56 PM (1Gz/l)

146 *guy with acetylene torch say hold my beer*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 07:56 PM (m21p5)

147 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 07:49 PM (FPS8e)

The one case that caused the most concern was a young guy and his older supervisor clearing areas in an open field for a pipeline near Beaumont, TX . Semi Clear skies but you could see a thunderstorm gathering 10 or 15 miles away according to the Super. The supervisor was sitting on the dozer while the young guy was about 75 yards away gathering up surveying stakes. The Super said he heard a loud boom and looked over and saw the young guy laying on the ground. A beam of sunlight shone right on him.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 07:57 PM (fwVVT)

148 So Justin is a Canadian. Does that mean that he doesn't have a right to defend himself?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 07:57 PM (5HBd1)

149 I know a guy who was killed by lightning. He got better.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:57 PM (6TxNR)

150 blaster
Shipping containers can be good for some storage. Burying one is not a good idea. Coastal FL has a very high water table and, the containers, while strong at the corners will be crushed by dirt and sand compacting around them.
The septic tanks may be a better choice but, again, water table.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 07:58 PM (Puq9y)

151 So Justin is a Canadian. Does that mean that he doesn't have a right to defend himself?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 07:57 PM (5HBd1)

Someone tell it to his bodyguards.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2022 07:59 PM (lO8M9)

152 As a kid I was directly across the street when lightening hit the steel skeleton of a building under construction. Didn't take long for me to get home.

Posted by: Javems at June 14, 2022 07:59 PM (AmoqO)

153 So Justin is a Canadian. Does that mean that he doesn't have a right to defend himself?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 07:57 PM (5HBd1)

He doesn't need to. He an RCMP bodyguard for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 07:59 PM (FPS8e)

154 Lightning strike killed three of my neighbor's horses standing under a tree. Blew the soles of their hooves right out.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

O_O

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 14, 2022 07:59 PM (v896E)

155 Ahhh...Turkey is in Europe.
Also in Asia. Which is also the name.of a great band but that's not the point right now.
And when I was in Turkey, the girls did NOT dress like that.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:00 PM (anj39)

156 I know if you are going to drain a swimming pool in most places in FL, especially near the coast, you have to open the main drain in the bottom and and run a pipe into it connected to a pump to keep the ground water from popping it out of the ground.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 14, 2022 08:00 PM (xEXQ9)

157 Notsothoreau
Well, he's more of a citizen of the world type.
Canada appears to be his lowest concern.
Also, he has personal armed security to protect him.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (Puq9y)

158 "native Indians would leap from the falls to escape enslavement by Conquistadors"

And vice versa sometimes probably.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (qpX6U)

159 Shipping containers can be good for some storage. Burying one is not a good idea. Coastal FL has a very high water table and, the containers, while strong at the corners will be crushed by dirt and sand compacting around them.
The septic tanks may be a better choice but, again, water table.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 07:58 PM (Puq9y)


Not considering burying a container. I know that is a bad idea. My musing about the water table was about using poly septic tanks as underground storage.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (6TxNR)

160 Lightning strike killed three of my neighbor's horses standing under a tree. Blew the soles of their hooves right out.
Posted by: Ben Had


Sorry to hear that.
I found a picture where someone had taken a picture of lightning hitting a tree. Never knew how much it spread out.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (c8pZY)

161 That's why we don't have basements for the most part either.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (xEXQ9)

162 Florida is the flattest state in the Union.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (fwVVT)

163 Has anyone been tracking the weather here in MT? Yellowstone Park is pretty much closed. Sections of highway eaten away, a bridge gone. Red Lodge has water rushing down the street. Livingston has something shut down and being evacuated. Wow. Our daughter and family moved from Livingston to Bozeman last weekend. They skipped out just in time.

Posted by: Wenda at June 14, 2022 08:03 PM (TK9+5)

164 They have lightening detectors at work. Boxes mounted to a pole with some metal done at the top. If lighting is detected just outside of a few miles a warning chirp goes off once. If lighting is detected closer like within a quarter mile a loud horn sounds and a light flashes.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 08:03 PM (0fVbu)

165 Florida is the flattest state in the Union.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (fwVVT)


She said she was from Miami, but those were Texas hooters.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:03 PM (anj39)

166 I'm so disappointed the top pic didn't have a link to Van Halen's "Jump".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (Bd6X8)

167 I posted that hoping Joe would contradict me and link to a Florida bikini girl .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (fwVVT)

168 152 As a kid I was directly across the street when lightening hit the steel skeleton of a building under construction. Didn't take long for me to get home.
---
When I was about 10 years old I was inside watching a storm when lightning struck a tree in the back yard. It was very similar to the video. My hand was on the window and it shocked me through two panes of glass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

169 Florida is the flattest state in the Union.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:01 PM (fwVVT)

Needs implants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (FPS8e)

170 I suspect MT got the rain that didn't get dumped on WA state. I wasn't surprised they had areas washed out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

171 "Florida is the flattest state in the Union."

I was in the flattest state in Gaza.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (vrz2I)

172 If lighting is detected closer like within a quarter mile a loud horn sounds and a light flashes.
Posted by: banana Dream

If you need a detector for that...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (12jgO)

173 I lived for a couple of years at the highest point in Pinellas Co, FL.
75 ft above sea level. The water table was seven feet down. Yes, pools can be popped out of the ground. Not mine, I read about it though.
Refilling the pool will not pop it back in either.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (Puq9y)

174 From earlier: I'd be less reactionary about these "compromise" bills if they ever, even once, flowed in the direction of individual rights and/or wisdom of the ancients. Sometimes this happens at the state level--IIRC Minnesota legalized silencers a few years back, which had previously been banned--but federally? Nope, always a power grab by the system, for the system, and of the system.

Posted by: CppThis at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (UewuT)

175 My mother is a 4th generation Floridian (Bone Mizell was my grandmother's great uncle). So I know a thing or two about Florida. Unfortunately we we will be absentee owners for a couple more years.

But my plan to bug out and load our preps in a truck and drive run into the 13 mpg and 6 dollar gas problem.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (6TxNR)

176 If lighting is detected just outside of a few miles a warning chirp goes off once. If lighting is detected closer like within a quarter mile a loud horn sounds and a light flashes.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 08:03 PM (0fVbu

--------

If lightning hits within a quarter mile, do you really need something to tell you that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (u73oe)

177 134 If the New United States (led by President Ron DeSantis) counts as a new country, then put me in the 62%
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 07:50 PM (6TxNR)


This. I am hoping if there's a split our new home state will be on the correct side of the border.

Unfortunately, we might be close enough to the potential border to see more kinetic action than I would like.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (6RgRK)

178 Florida water table. Do a lot of people have wells?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (m21p5)

179 I suspect MT got the rain that didn't get dumped on WA state. I wasn't surprised they had areas washed out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

We got the rain that the rest of WA didn't get, but I am sure ID and MT got hit, too. So bad is MT that Garrett was wearing bread bags inside his crocs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 08:06 PM (nByzo)

180 Favorite picture of Sarah Palin was her in college with a T shirt that says "I may be broke but I am not flat busted"

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:06 PM (6TxNR)

181 Wenda. My farrier was just telling me about the flooding in Yellowstone. I'd had no idea western MT was getting deluged.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 14, 2022 08:06 PM (3cGpq)

182 I got chased off the gold course at Fort Huachuca AZ once due to an incoming storm. The course manager was driving around telling everyone to move to the clubhouse. Got about 50 meters of the tee box and the lighting hit the tree next to it. Damn! It was loud.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (anj39)

183 >>> If lightning hits within a quarter mile, do you really need something to tell you that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (u73oe)


That is exactly what I thought. There's a lot of stupid things companies do because insurance or attorneys say do this or else.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (0fVbu)

184 178 Florida water table. Do a lot of people have wells?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:05 PM (m21p5)


Yep. Lots of aquifers. Getting a well dug is pretty cheap.

However - lots of sulfur in the water.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (6TxNR)

185 So bad is MT that Garrett was wearing bread bags inside his crocs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 08:06 PM (nByzo)

-----------

I bet those bread bags are fabulous though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (u73oe)

186 Unfortunately, we might be close enough to the potential border to see more kinetic action than I would like.

We're going to have to fight off the Mexican cartels when they make a land grab for their short lived narco state.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (Bd6X8)

187 Mmm. Guinea pig buffet. Tortillas, chilies, fatten them up with corn, potatoes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2022 08:08 PM (BP3/z)

188 One of the least fun places to be in a lighting storm is on the water in a sailboat. That's a lonely feeling.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

189 I imagine a guinea pig buffet looking like The Trouble with Tribbles.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:09 PM (6TxNR)

190 Forget Surf Wyoming, its now surf Montana.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:09 PM (m21p5)

191 We're going to have to fight off the Mexican cartels when they make a land grab for their short lived narco state.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 08:07 PM (Bd6X


Yikes! We don't border Mexico, but there are a lot of Mexicans in our area. Lotta food processing plants.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2022 08:10 PM (6RgRK)

192 188 One of the least fun places to be in a lighting storm is on the water in a sailboat. That's a lonely feeling.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)


Lieutenant Dan made it though.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 08:10 PM (6TxNR)

193 Ben Had
We had wells at the house for watering. It's not good.
The water is so foul that it will stain the fences and paint. It also stinks. We had to get bottled water delivered because they use so much chlorine in it to get it clear it's bad. Makes awful coffee or tea. Our cat refused to drink it preferring to drink out of the pool.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 14, 2022 08:10 PM (Puq9y)

194 Wells are common. FL has hard water, lots of lime and minerals.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 08:10 PM (3DZIZ)

195 >>Lieutenant Dan made it though.

That was a shrimp boat not a real big boat.

Having a 70 foot metal lightning rod a few feet is not a comforting feeling.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2022 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

196 Beaver gets whatever it wants.

It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2022 08:12 PM (2hil/)

197 I got chased off the gold course at Fort Huachuca AZ once due to an incoming storm. The course manager was driving around telling everyone to move to the clubhouse. Got about 50 meters of the tee box and the lighting hit the tree next to it. Damn! It was loud.
Posted by: Diogenes


You didn't have a one-iron to protect yourself?

Posted by: probably not Lee Trevino at June 14, 2022 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

198 62% moving to another country? They will find out its just as bad if not worse

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 14, 2022 08:13 PM (+I6Y/)

199 Has anyone been tracking the weather here in MT? Yellowstone Park is pretty much closed. Sections of highway eaten away, a bridge gone. Red Lodge has water rushing down the street. Livingston has something shut down and being evacuated. Wow. Our daughter and family moved from Livingston to Bozeman last weekend. They skipped out just in time.
Posted by: Wenda


Thankfully, people have drones. They've been able to fly down the river showing the damage without risking their safety. Videos are all over Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:14 PM (c8pZY)

200 Beaver gets whatever it wants.

It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: Splunge


IT'S FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WANTED TWO THICK CARROTS AT ONCE.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 14, 2022 08:14 PM (P1f+c)

201 You have to dig a trench around the deep end of the pool, set up your pump to get out the ground water and then use a pressure washer to move the sand out from under the pool to get it to settle back down. A fiberglass pool can handle it (usually) but you have to be really careful with concrete pools because the can break under the stress.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 08:14 PM (3DZIZ)

202 62% moving to another country? They will find out its just as bad if not worse

Maybe all the people that made those places horrible have already crossed our southern border.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 08:15 PM (Bd6X8)

203 Whooo!!!

Tucker just said Kamala Harris is stained with secret sauce.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2022 08:15 PM (Mpn0D)

204 Beaver gets whatever it wants.



Houses, cars, European vacations, designer clothes, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:15 PM (c8pZY)

205 That T-Rex has no feathers. Am dissapoint.
Muy dissapoint

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

206 194 Wells are common. FL has hard water, lots of lime and minerals.

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You put the lime in the coconut ......

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

207 I got chased off the gold course at Fort Huachuca AZ once due to an incoming storm. The course manager was driving around telling everyone to move to the clubhouse. Got about 50 meters of the tee box and the lighting hit the tree next to it. Damn! It was loud.
Posted by: Diogenes

You didn't have a one-iron to protect yourself?
Posted by: probably not Lee Trevino


Because not even God can hit a one iron.
--Just the punchline

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:17 PM (c8pZY)

208 There are a lot of nice things in Colombia. There is a cathedral in a salt mine in Facatativa, for example.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:17 PM (xhaym)

209 Those floods in the midwest circa 1994 or 5 were biblical.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

210 Da F? Biden says we need to change the furnaces efficiency for da earf...but not till 2029?

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (+I6Y/)

211 Good evening all!!
A first for me…
An elderly man saw two frozen pizzas in my buggy at the grocery store and promptly told my husband he felt sorry for him because I cannot cook.

Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (bVhJi)

212 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

hey AOP. bike update, eadiator cap was definitely bad, didn't even hold the slightest amount of pressure once i got the baby sized cap testor. got the cam chain tensioners installed, and still had three clicks left on both of them so i hadn't gotten to the chains slapping the inside of tje case just yet. will finish up this weekend with a compression check just to be certain i haven't got a crack in the heads or a blown head gasket.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (UgAdJ)

213 203 Whooo!!!

Tucker just said Kamala Harris is stained with secret sauce.
----
Did she blow a seal?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (qfLjt)

214 Spent the day with Marine and his girlfriend. Two conservative kids, both voted for Trump, and they marvel at the drama queens that make up a significant percentage of their demographic. She works on base for the DoD and he's thinking of reenlisting if he gets the job he wants.

I'm so fortunate to have such level headed young men.

I get to spend the day with them all again tomorrow. And then make them a lovely dinner.

I'm living for today. And I'm happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (U2p+3)

215 However - lots of sulfur in the water.
Posted by: blaster


I hate sulfurous water. Parts of central MN are like that. Go camping, take a shower in the well water, and you smell worse than before.

Which says something if you spent the day fishing.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (P1f+c)

216 Because not even God can hit a one iron.
--Just the punchline
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:17 PM (c8pZY)


Heh!
You beat me to it, but I did stop long enough to pour up a beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (anj39)

217 Suicide tourism. What a world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

218 I thought it was God and Jack Nicklaus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

219 The water quality depends on the locale. I have a well and we have really good tasting water but it is mineral rich. If you are prone to kidney stones it could be a problem. There are lots of places that have sulfur water and it is foul.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 08:19 PM (3DZIZ)

220 I'm living for today. And I'm happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (U2p+3)


That there is some good parenting!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:20 PM (anj39)

221

Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman warned of a stark outcome if Republicans take back power in the November midterm elections - one that would “embolden” far-right extremists and white nationalists who he claims “have been pushing” for “civil war.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2022 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

222 does a softner help with sulfur water or is it asswater all the time?

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 14, 2022 08:20 PM (+I6Y/)

223 Well, we won the dice roll, and it blobbed up right on top of us. Good rain right now, and saw a few dozen awesome forks! Unfortunately wasn't taking pics and by the time I decided to, it was too late. 😕

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 08:20 PM (M9XmQ)

224 Forget Surf Wyoming, its now surf Montana.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:09 PM


I would have liked to have surfed Montana.

Posted by: Captain Vasily Borodin at June 14, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

225 If the shit truly hits the fan, then these mythical "safe havens" are going to shut up tight and be very picky about immigration. They probably are already. Hope you have a lot of money.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2022 08:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

226 The Conquistadors didn't rip their still beating hearts out of their chests....

Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2022 08:21 PM (g2WCg)

227 188 One of the least fun places to be in a lighting storm is on the water in a sailboat. That's a lonely feeling.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Try being in the high peaks as a storm rolls in around you.

We were taught that is you feel the hairs on your arms / back of neck start to stand up, you need to find the lowest spot you can, as fast as you can.

And if you can't, get down as low as you can on your haunches, having only your feet in contact with the ground.

When everything is around you is rock, there are no low points. And yes, the hairs on your arms do stand up when electricity is in the air.

#boom

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

228 >>Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman warned of a stark outcome if Republicans take back power in the November midterm elections

As opposed to now?

Good luck with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

229 198 62% moving to another country? They will find out its just as bad if not worse
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 14, 2022 08:13 PM (+I6Y/)

I dunno, I moved out of that California country, and moved to America, and everything is tons better.

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2022 08:23 PM (2hil/)

230 >>Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman warned of a stark outcome if Republicans take back power in the November midterm elections


Projecting much there Jamaal?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:23 PM (anj39)

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2022 08:23 PM (2hil/)

232 /

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2022 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

233 Oh crap. I hate that sticky, stinky barrel place.

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2022 08:24 PM (2hil/)

234 219 The water quality depends on the locale. I have a well and we have really good tasting water but it is mineral rich. If you are prone to kidney stones it could be a problem. There are lots of places that have sulfur water and it is foul.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 08:19 PM (3DZIZ)

Muncie, Indiana. Gah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2022 08:24 PM (08ncd)

235 Foot pool looks fun.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2022 08:25 PM (26tlC)

236 We were taught that is you feel the hairs on your arms / back of neck start to stand up, you need to find the lowest spot you can, as fast as you can.

And if you can't, get down as low as you can on your haunches, having only your feet in contact with the ground.


Lt Dan didn't have any problems getting down low.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

237 nurse, I can see your smile from here!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:26 PM (m21p5)

238 Forget Surf Wyoming, its now surf Montana.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:09 PM


Finally, my time has come! Take that, Kilgore!

Posted by: Charlie Montana at June 14, 2022 08:27 PM (jRjGH)

239 And if you can't, get down as low as you can on your haunches, having only your feet in contact with the ground.

Lt Dan didn't have any problems getting down low.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

Lt Dan didn't have any haunches to sit on...

#stumpy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (BgMrQ)

240 My sister has guinea pigs when we were kids. We said the sound they make is oink squeak oink squeak!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

241 Those floods in the midwest circa 1994 or 5 were biblical.
Posted by: SFGoth


1997. Red River of the North flood. The Red flows north. Which means it's constantly running into its own ice dams, as it thaws from the south in the spring. Record snowfalls that year. Didn't help that that region of the country makes Florida look mountainous, so once the river was out of its banks there was literally nothing to stop it.

https://tinyurl.com/wikirrflood

Wiki says it caused the largest evacuation in the USA since the Civil War, and the largest in Canada ever.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (P1f+c)

242 What is a stark outcome, we wind up on Skaith with a pack of telepathic Northhounds ready to bring down the Lords Protectors?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)

243 242 What is a stark outcome, we wind up on Skaith with a pack of telepathic Northhounds ready to bring down the Lords Protectors?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)

say wut?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)

244 You can use a chlorinator to remove the sulfur smell and make it drinkable.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 14, 2022 08:31 PM (3DZIZ)

245 218 I thought it was God and Jack Nicklaus.

----
Lee Trevino.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

246 Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman warned of a stark outcome if Republicans take back power in the November midterm elections - one that would “embolden” far-right extremists and white nationalists who he claims “have been pushing” for “civil war.”
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In fairness, that's what Lincoln did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 08:31 PM (dx9uU)

247 does a softner help with sulfur water or is it asswater all the time?
Posted by: a dude in MI


No, it takes a special filtering system. Softeners and that thing in your fridge door won't touch it.

I have farming relatives in the sulfury part of MN, who have rotten-egg-smelling well water all the time.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:31 PM (P1f+c)

248 Tucker just said Kamala Harris is stained with secret sauce.
----
Did she blow a seal?
Posted by: Ciampino


No. Two penguins and a walrus.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:31 PM (c8pZY)

249 What is a stark outcome, we wind up on Skaith with a pack of telepathic Northhounds ready to bring down the Lords Protectors?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym)
***

**reeds that...looks at beer**
Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:32 PM (anj39)

250 I'm living for today. And I'm happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2022 08:18 PM (U2p+3

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Good for you! Please give him an Ooh Rah from me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:32 PM (u73oe)

251 say wut?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)


I know, right?
Leigh Brackett wrote some good books, the Ginger Star trilogy took all the Mars Pulp started by Burroughs and Made. It. Better.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2022 08:33 PM (xhaym)

252 I have farming relatives in the sulfury part of MN, who have rotten-egg-smelling well water all the time.
Posted by: mikeski


Welcome to Texas and artesian well water.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:33 PM (c8pZY)

253
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 14, 2022 08:33 PM (ENBF0)

254 Ben Hogan

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 14, 2022 08:34 PM (oWBc3)

255 241 Those floods in the midwest circa 1994 or 5 were biblical.
Posted by: SFGoth

1997. Red River of the North flood.
----
I'll always remember watching a house in flames but standing in flood water (TV news).

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

256 I got one iron for Paige Spiranac.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM (anj39)

257 And if you can't, get down as low as you can on your haunches, having only your feet in contact with the ground.
Posted by: browndog


Correct. If you get down on all fours, or lay down, now the voltage gradient across the ground from a nearby strike crosses your heart. And stops it.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM (P1f+c)

258 Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman warned of a stark outcome if Republicans take back power in the November midterm elections

==

A king in the North!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM (kf6Ak)

259 Did she blow a seal?

Crenshaw wasn't available.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:37 PM (m21p5)

260 Lt Dan didn't have any problems getting down low.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:26 PM


I didn't have any problems getting on the down low.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 14, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

261 So there was a time I when I, and a few friends from Hollywood, were playing golf in Banff.

I found myself in an intractable lie, and said to my caddy:

"Son, hand me my club...hand me my Canadian Club"

Posted by: zombie W.C. Fields at June 14, 2022 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)

262 I got one iron for Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM


Hopefully she wouldn't tire of it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

263 I got one iron for Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM

Hopefully she wouldn't tire of it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t

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That's a fair way of looking at it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:41 PM (u73oe)

264 Those floods in the midwest circa 1994 or 5 were biblical.
Posted by: SFGoth

One of those floods about then was caused when a guy intentionally broke a dyke so he could spend some time with his girlfriend without a bunch of buttinsky questions from his wife.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 08:44 PM (FVME7)

265 Ok, I feed up that pun. Hope you're not green with envy. Don't shank me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:44 PM (u73oe)

266 Oh crap. I hate that sticky, stinky barrel place.
Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2022 08:24 PM (2hil/)
---
Just don't sit down or touch the sides, or the floor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:44 PM (OaZlZ)

267 Teed. Stupid autocucumber

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:45 PM (u73oe)

268 Lt. Dan didn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 08:45 PM (FVME7)

269 263 I got one iron for Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM

Hopefully she wouldn't tire of it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t

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That's a fair way of looking at it.
----
I figured you wood say something like that.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

270 Oh. And the other thing I did right....

I taught my boys to live within their means. No credit card debt. The oldest has a car loan, but he makes extra payments so it will be paid off early. The youngest bought his cars with cash.

I have zero debt.

We have to be frugal, of course, but it's something we've always done.

No worries.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2022 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

271 Guess all the golf punsters are off to the LIV.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:46 PM (u73oe)

272 1997. Red River of the North flood. The Red flows north. Which means it's constantly running into its own ice dams, as it thaws from the south in the spring. Record snowfalls that year. Didn't help that that region of the country makes Florida look mountainous, so once the river was out of its banks there was literally nothing to stop it.

I was living in Manitoba at the time and remember it well. We had a lot of snow that winter and after most of it was gone we had a significant blizzard.
We lived outside the flood zone but the tension was high.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

273 {{{nurse}}}

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM (yUjc0)

274 Guess all the golf punsters are off to the LIV.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


We quit before the crowd got rough.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM (P1f+c)

275 I figured you wood say something like that.
Posted by: Ciampino


Tee off on him!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 08:48 PM (c8pZY)

276 Guess all the golf punsters are off to the LIV.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:46 PM


They're just puttering around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)

277 I refuse to get hooked on golf puns.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe)

278 We lived outside the flood zone but the tension was high.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM

My sister and BIL have property right on the Red River. She's sent some interesting pics some years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2022 08:49 PM (RkC6l)

279 274 Guess all the golf punsters are off to the LIV.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

We quit before the crowd got rough.
Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM (P1f+c)

Obligatory:

***golf clap***

Posted by: zombie W.C. Fields at June 14, 2022 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

280 Guess all the golf punsters are off to the LIV.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

We quit before the crowd got rough.
Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 08:47 PM (P1f+c)
---
That's a fairway to putt it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:49 PM (OaZlZ)

281 Oh. And the other thing I did right....

I taught my boys to live within their means. No credit card debt. The oldest has a car loan, but he makes extra payments so it will be paid off early. The youngest bought his cars with cash.
I have zero debt.
We have to be frugal, of course, but it's something we've always done.
No worries.
Posted by: nurse ratched

you done good. if they were Army, one of them would have bought a used Mustang with 75k miles on it for $14k.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 14, 2022 08:49 PM (UgAdJ)

282 263 I got one iron for Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 08:36 PM

Hopefully she wouldn't tire of it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t

That's a fair way of looking at it.
I figured you wood say something like that.
Posted by: Ciampino

*Golf clap

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

283 Stay out of the rough, boys. First one that mentions sand in her trap gets 500 quatloos.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (m21p5)

284 They're trying to make J6 a wedge issue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

285 277 I refuse to get hooked on golf puns.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe)

I fade at that slice of humor...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)

286 Doof!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2022 08:51 PM (U2p+3)

287 Darn it, zombie WC Fields, you were faster than .

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

288 Ima go make a sandwedge.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:51 PM (OaZlZ)

289 Than I

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

290 287 Darn it, zombie WC Fields, you were faster than .
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 14, 2022 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

Heh...

Horde mind at work though!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

291 They're trying to make it illegal to be anything but a Democrat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (5HBd1)

292 For my hygiene, I use a ball washer.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (OaZlZ)

293 This article says the flood causer didn't do it.

https://bit.ly/3xwkFkT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (FVME7)

294
They're trying to make J6 a wedge issue.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's the cause of inflation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

295 283 Stay out of the rough, boys. First one that mentions sand in her trap gets 500 quatloos.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (m21p5)

To say nothing of getting the rub of her green...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

296 Use the one wood for longer tracking.

Posted by: Idahonian at June 14, 2022 08:54 PM (qXAmw)

297 Stay out of the rough, boys. First one that mentions sand in her trap gets 500 quatloos.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 08:50 PM (m21p5)

To say nothing of getting the rub of her green...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)
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Of course.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:55 PM (OaZlZ)

298 Doof

So good to meet you and talk with you!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

299 You guys are scrambling for puns.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:56 PM (fwVVT)

300 Are we at 18 puns yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:57 PM (u73oe)

301 It's in the bag.

Posted by: Idahonian at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (qXAmw)

302 Paige Spirnac. I'd Ryder cup.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (fwVVT)

303 Ben Had

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃

This year, soon, in Corsicana. Maybe with polka music. Maybe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

304 I'd put a marker down on these puns, but I'm on the fringe so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (u73oe)

305 You guys are scrambling for puns.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:56 PM (fwVVT)
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Nice of you to chip in.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (OaZlZ)

306 Axeman

Who needs to wash their balls?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

307 300 Are we at 18 puns yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 08:57 PM (u73oe)

I'm already at the 19th. And it ain't an Arnold Palmer.

Posted by: Javems at June 14, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

308 305 You guys are scrambling for puns.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 08:56 PM (fwVVT)
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Nice of you to chip in.
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 08:58 PM (OaZlZ)

That's very good...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 09:00 PM (BgMrQ)

309 Rule #1 about Pun Club.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 09:00 PM (OaZlZ)

310 Anyone mention dogleg yet?

Posted by: Wm. Jefferson Clinton at June 14, 2022 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

311 Lt. Dan didn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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His one-man musical show, called 'Stump the Band'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 09:00 PM (tFWfv)

312 Paige Spiranac. . I'll be in my Bunker.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 14, 2022 09:01 PM (fwVVT)

313 {{{nurse ratched}}}

You are a role model for many, smart, and a good Mom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

314 The side bar and Tasting History (love that channel too) are wrong- gruel is disgusting rice and pork soup you eat in China when you're broke.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at June 14, 2022 09:01 PM (B141S)

315 Anybody can get a hole-in-one. Get back to me when you can get 18 in a row without Viagra. Kim jong something or other.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (m21p5)

316 Anti doesn't matter

Doesn't Paige Spiranac have ... issues?

I want to know if her grandmother is widowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

317 I have a high school classmate who was on our golf team.

To be honest, he wasn't very good.

He had the most unfortunate name for a golfer:

Chip Schenk

#facepalm

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

318 And if you can't, get down as low as you can on your haunches, having only your feet in contact with the ground.
Posted by: browndog
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Pretty close. The best is to balance yourself on one foot. Awkward, but beats the alternative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (Mgbo4)

319 https://tinyurl.com/48uk2u5p

This is Seattle. Homeless guy kidnaps his girlfriend. Cops come after him. He calls 911 and tells the dispatcher it's an illegal pursuit and to call the cops off.

Fortunately the cops manage to stop him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 14, 2022 09:03 PM (YynYJ)

320 Axeman

Who needs to wash their balls?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
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Just pudding cup etiquette.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2022 09:03 PM (OaZlZ)

321 Some of us would just like to get one in a hole.

Posted by: Incels at June 14, 2022 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

322 Axeman

Your 292 beat me. Maybe I should read up thread first.

Nyah.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

323 This article says the flood causer didn't do it.

https://bit.ly/3xwkFkT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 08:53 PM (FVME7)

This is the kind of thing that makes me absolutely hate law enforcement. All the silly nonsense we have about racist kops is just that. Kops are generally all purpose assholes, who don't really care what color you are. If they can bully you, they will.

The world would be a better place without police.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:04 PM (NWBBy)

324 Pretty close. The best is to balance yourself on one foot. Awkward, but beats the alternative.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (Mgbo4)

Even on my best days, being asked to balance on one foot is akin to a circus trick.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)

325 NaCly dearest. Since I have a bunch of urea producers can you tell me how to purify it?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 09:05 PM (m21p5)

326 This is why you should never stand under a tree during storm


Worked on a restoration project a few years back for a "cotttage" in the Berkshires for a very well to do lady. Her cottage had the outdoor propane tank directly under the tallest pine tree on her property. Lightning hit the tree, jumped to the tank which did not do what you would think. The charge instead followed the underground propane line into her house which caused the gas stove to blow up with the expected results. Lightning can be real odd sometimes.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 14, 2022 09:06 PM (lWwfn)

327 292 For my hygiene, I use a ball washer.
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Do you wash all the dimples too?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

328 I like abandoned places. But it's a pity to see such a fine building abandoned.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 09:08 PM (KFhLj)

329 Ben Had

One person or 18?

See Coolidge Effect.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

330 NaCly, 15 horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 09:10 PM (m21p5)

331 My President moved out and some demented idiot moved in. Please, make it stop.

Posted by: White House at June 14, 2022 09:11 PM (Y274z)

332 Kissing balls for luck
Has odd effect of making
Putter stand right up

Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 14, 2022 09:12 PM (2Cdkl)

333 Ben Had

Collection is the hard part.

The easiest way to purify urea is to dissolve it in a methanol solution, and reduce the volume by a third. This is called crystallization.

Filter cold, and take the solids into a flask. Put solids under vacuum using standard techniques to get the last of the methanol off.

How pure do you need it?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

334 I like abandoned places. But it's a pity to see such a fine building abandoned.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 09:08 PM (KFhLj)

It is a museum now, so not really abandoned anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 14, 2022 09:13 PM (qH6FZ)

335 praemonitus, praemunitus

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 14, 2022 09:14 PM (+I6Y/)

336
Oatmeal is gruel. Gruel is not oatmeal. Any grain slurry is gruel.

One of my favorite dishes is congee, a kind of rice gruel. But you can make it however you want, with veggies and meats. Kinda like ramen, that way. My favorite is shrimp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:15 PM (ZRrE6)

337 Sacramento... listening to a cop chase on broadcastify the other night. Speeds over 100.

Supervisor orders cop to turn lights off and go speed limit while following and report. When report that perp got on freeway supervisor said let CHP handle it.

Total surrender....

Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2022 09:15 PM (Y274z)

338 Kissing balls for luck
Has odd effect of making
Putter stand right up
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 14, 2022 09:12 PM (2Cdkl)

Had to sound it loud with fingers neanterthal style. A couple of times.

Checks out. Good work. *adheres gold star*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

339 332 Kissing balls for luck
Has odd effect of making
Putter stand right up
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 14, 2022 09:12 PM (2Cdkl)
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Excellent. Now redo as Yoda?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

340 >>> This is Seattle. Homeless guy kidnaps his girlfriend. Cops come after him. He calls 911 and tells the dispatcher it's an illegal pursuit and to call the cops off.

Fortunately the cops manage to stop him.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 14, 2022 09:03 PM (YynYJ)


He calls them with his expensive pocket-sized advanced computer that all homeless people in the USA have.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 09:16 PM (QzpS1)

341 It is a museum now, so not really abandoned anymore.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 14, 2022 09:13 PM (qH6FZ)

Speaking of, in Egypt if the Pharaoh died, they'd bury his servants with him... alive. They put them in a museum.

If I bury some hooker I picked up at a truck stop alive, they put me in prison. How fair is that.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:17 PM (NWBBy)

342
Of course, my dad's old dog loved congee and he would make it for him, because that was the most spoiled dog that ever lived.

So I guess congee is basically fancy dog food. But I love it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:18 PM (ZRrE6)

343 Supervisor orders cop to turn lights off and go speed limit while following and report. When report that perp got on freeway supervisor said let CHP handle it.

Total surrender....
Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2022 09:15 PM (Y274z)

All kops got home safe that night.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:18 PM (NWBBy)

344 Ben Had

The Coolidge Effect comment was to your Viagra comment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

345 >>> My favorite is shrimp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:15 PM (ZRrE6)


I can't cook shrimp. Every time I mess it up and it becomes like rubber. I've given up. I can cook other stuff just not shrimp.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 09:19 PM (QzpS1)

346 NaCly, collection is the easy part. How pure does it have to be as an additive to diesel?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2022 09:19 PM (m21p5)

347 Lightning can be real odd sometimes.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont


A billion volts pushing a hundred-thousand amps across several miles for a few microseconds is tough to model accurately.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 09:19 PM (P1f+c)

348 If I bury some hooker I picked up at a truck stop alive, they put me in prison. How fair is that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:17 PM (NWBBy)

It's no wonder you hate cops, sums-a-bitches.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 14, 2022 09:20 PM (qH6FZ)

349 82 Now I'm no luddite - I'm willing to go back to vacuum tube powered devices.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 07:36 PM (54XhK)
I do what I can to use nothing much designed past the early 90s, and use much older things if they are still competitive. I hang on to electric devices til they just won't work anymore. It seems that after the early 90s, most things are designed with the idea of cutting costs and pushing a detrimental agenda rather than working dependably and lasting a long time.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 14, 2022 09:20 PM (3/XaG)

350 BurtTC

Ya know, Robert may need your plucky female assistant, and be willing to pay you a finder's fee. Waste not, want not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

351 Speaking of, in Egypt if the Pharaoh died, they'd bury his servants with him... alive. They put them in a museum.

If I bury some hooker I picked up at a truck stop alive, they put me in prison. How fair is that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:17 PM (NWBBy)

In fairness, if you die right before burying her you won't be prosecuted either.

Well, except for that meddlesome old priest and young priest anyway.

Posted by: Detroit at June 14, 2022 09:21 PM (uiT+8)

352 @337 torabora-If they were on Florin or Calvine (east to west roads), 100mph+ is the normal speed isn't it. It's like that in Elk Grove, Laguna and Elk Grove Blvd they hit a 120 down there

Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2022 09:21 PM (0jZnq)

353 347 Lightning can be real odd sometimes.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

A billion volts pushing a hundred-thousand amps across several miles for a few microseconds is tough to model accurately.
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Surely you jest. Those whizkids that do all that AGW modeling will get right down to it.
(Posted by: NOAA, Boulder, CO)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

354 317 I have a high school classmate who was on our golf team.

To be honest, he wasn't very good.

He had the most unfortunate name for a golfer:

Chip Schenk

#facepalm

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 14, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

Nothing to do with golf but I served in the Army with a Lieutenant with the last name of General.

Posted by: Javems at June 14, 2022 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

355
I can't cook shrimp. Every time I mess it up and it becomes like rubber. I've given up. I can cook other stuff just not shrimp.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 09:19 PM (QzpS1)

It depends on how you're doing it. Shrimp soup is hard to get right. I still cross my fingers with it.

But for various sauces, here's what I do. Sautee garlic and shallots or whatever in plenty of butter. Reduce whatever wine til it's pretty close to done but not all the way. Let the shrimp cook the last minute or two in all that wine and butter and garlic. Then set it aside and get the rest of your sauce nice and cooked, cut it back to a really gentle simmer, and finish the shrimp and everything in that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:24 PM (ZRrE6)

356 If I bury some hooker I picked up at a truck stop alive, they put me in prison. How fair is that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:17 PM (NWBBy)

If I recall Archer correctly if they're dead there are no call girls, they're all hookers.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

357 We'll, this took a weird turn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

358 Ben Had

DEF, to reduce diesel emissions, is usually an organic diamine that is usually urea. It is injected into the exhaust stream.

Urea can be used, in a water solution, if injected into the exhaust catalyst area.

But you do need to remove the methanol before you make a DEF solution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

359 We'll, this took a weird turn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

Just like the old gypsy woman said.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (eGTCV)

360
Do you bury them alive, or just pick them up alive?

I guess it's six of one, half a dozen of the other. Doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (ZRrE6)

361 Nothing to do with golf but I served in the Army with a Lieutenant with the last name of General.
Posted by: Javems

I hope he got promoted to Major

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (kf6Ak)

362 If I bury some hooker I picked up at a truck stop alive, they put me in prison. How fair is that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:17 PM (NWBBy)

If I recall Archer correctly if they're dead there are no call girls, they're all hookers.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

That's fair. If you end up dead, semi-nude, on the side of a hill, you're not a call girl. At least not anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (47mFt)

363 Nothing to do with golf but I served in the Army with a Lieutenant with the last name of General.
Posted by: Javems


Which would be the hardest to address with a straight face:

Lieutenant General
Lieutenant Colonel General
Lieutenant General General

Posted by: Private Public and General Specific at June 14, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

364 Nothing to do with golf but I served in the Army with a Lieutenant with the last name of General.
Posted by: Javems

I hope he got promoted to Major


Wouldn't that be a demotion?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2022 09:29 PM (nfrXX)

365 Do you bury them alive, or just pick them up alive?

I guess it's six of one, half a dozen of the other. Doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (ZRrE6)

No, it totally does. What I don't understand is the serial killers who keep the bodies in their homes, so they can keep on loving them. Talk about weird.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (47mFt)

366
OK, but what if you're the Secret Service agent who has to clean up Hunter's call-girl oopsies? There've probably been a few dead ones. Do they count as a hookers if they died in a lavishly appointed foreign hotel room on the government's dime? Or are they just dead "consultants" at that point?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (ZRrE6)

367 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Interesting, methanol is also used to remove glycerine from some biodiesels.

Posted by: Clutch at June 14, 2022 09:31 PM (9UmRs)

368 Which would be the hardest to address with a straight face:

Lieutenant General
Lieutenant Colonel General
Lieutenant General General
Posted by: Private Public and General Specific at June 14, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)


A name like that is destined for a career in the Pentagon.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:31 PM (anj39)

369 >>> That's fair. If you end up dead, semi-nude, on the side of a hill, you're not a call girl. At least not anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (47mFt)


You're Laura Palmer

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 09:31 PM (QzpS1)

370 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:24 PM (ZRrE6)

Sounds good.

And I hate butter.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (YglAn)

371 OK, but what if you're the Secret Service agent who has to clean up Hunter's call-girl oopsies? There've probably been a few dead ones. Do they count as a hookers if they died in a lavishly appointed foreign hotel room on the government's dime? Or are they just dead "consultants" at that point?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (ZRrE6)

Good questions. Hmmm.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (eGTCV)

372 Red Lodge MT got hit pretty hard with flooding. My niece and her kids live there. They are good to go. Safe and sound.

Rock creek is a rather larger drainage, coming off the Beartooth. It's bigger than the Musselshell river.

Flooding sucks. Been there. One feels pretty fucking helpless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)

373 I had a junior drill sergeant named Sargent (last name). One day, senior drill sergeant Torres (E7, fantastic NCO), said to me "who told you to (whatever)?" "Sergeant, Sergeant Sargent, Sergeant!" We looked at each other and then he said, get out. That moment was so weird.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (KAi1n)

374 Sup Pug, good to see you.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:33 PM (YglAn)

375 Watching a cute 10 year old girl sing death metal is unnerving

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 09:33 PM (kf6Ak)

376 Ben Had,

It has to be pure of proteins so the system does not clog. So pretty pure.

IMHO, it would be cheaper overall to buy the pre-made stuff.

Pregnant mares supply the world with Premarin. But they are very controlling about the mares used.

You can look up uses for horse urine, if you want. You got that fancy new phone, after all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

377 OK, but what if you're the Secret Service agent who has to clean up Hunter's call-girl oopsies? There've probably been a few dead ones. Do they count as a hookers if they died in a lavishly appointed foreign hotel room on the government's dime? Or are they just dead "consultants" at that point?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (ZRrE6)

Good question. Yeah, probably secretaries, staffers, consultants, that sort of thing. Definitely not a call girl.

And let's at least be a little bit fair to the Bidens, this is no doubt a bipartisan issue.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (47mFt)

378 Just like that old gypsy woman said can be used at the end of any comment.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

379 They say to cook shrimp until they start to look pink, whatever that is.

Posted by: Javems at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (AmoqO)

380 361 Nothing to do with golf but I served in the Army with a Lieutenant with the last name of General.
Posted by: Javems

I hope he got promoted to Major
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 09:27 PM (kf6Ak)

Would he be the very model of a modern Major General?

Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)

381 SC Primaries are halfway done counting - looks like Mace is hanging on - ugh.

The good news? Looks like Fry fried Rice....

Posted by: Boswell at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (5iUNf)

382 Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (KAi1n)

Probably tossed you because he was about to lose it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:34 PM (YglAn)

383 I had a junior drill sergeant named Sargent (last name). One day, senior drill sergeant Torres (E7, fantastic NCO), said to me "who told you to (whatever)?" "Sergeant, Sergeant Sargent, Sergeant!" We looked at each other and then he said, get out. That moment was so weird.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2022 09:32 PM (KAi1n)


I wonder if I knew him.
My first assignment in Germany (late 70's) i had a Sergeant Sergeant inthe battery. Little guy and a damned fine NCO.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:35 PM (anj39)

384 Clutch

Lots of uses for methanol.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

385 Lieutenant General
Lieutenant Colonel General
Lieutenant General General
Posted by: Private Public and General Specific at June 14, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

Me and some buddies bought some E-9 insignia, and chopped the top part of, thus created the Command Private Major.

We never got caught. We prolly should have been flogged for that. Bored Soldiers are the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)

386 376
Pregnant mares supply the world with Premarin. But they are very controlling about the mares used.
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Yes, but nasty for the horses.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

387 We never got caught. We prolly should have been flogged for that. Bored Soldiers are the worst.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)


Officers too.
My first battalion we had the "Secret Society of Second Lieutenants". It was the job of the senior second lieutenant to secure seats at the bar in the club every Friday. I had that job for four months. My boss made sure I was free by 1400. German bier, 40 cents.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

388 Me and some buddies bought some E-9 insignia, and chopped the top part of, thus created the Command Private Major.

We never got caught. We prolly should have been flogged for that. Bored Soldiers are the worst.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)

Indeed. Whenever there was some indoor event, the high ranking NCOs and officers would set their caps on a table or windowsill or whatever. I didn't understand that, we just put ours in our pockets, where they belonged.

So... I would usually take one when I was walking out. So now I have a nice collection of E8/9 insignia, Major clusters, captains, etc. My favorite is the Chaplain insignia.

Best part is knowing these goofs had to walk out of the building, hatless.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:40 PM (47mFt)

389 Ben Had if you have vehicles that use DEF, the injector can be fussy and prone to clogging. I used to deal with that stuff when I was an enginerd.
I'd use the store bought stuff.

Posted by: Clutch at June 14, 2022 09:41 PM (9UmRs)

390 good to see you.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:33 PM (YglAn)

Waves.

You gonna make it to the TXMOME? me and the Missus are working out our itinerary, which mostly involves a helluva lot of driving. (I won't fly unless there is an ocean between me and my destination).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

391 387
Officers too.
My first battalion we had the "Secret Society of Second Lieutenants". It was the job of the senior second lieutenant to secure seats at the bar in the club every Friday. I had that job for four months. My boss made sure I was free by 1400. German bier, 40 cents.
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Hey, priorities!

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:43 PM (qfLjt)

392 10 When is a sheep not a sheep?

Posted by: Zen mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (P1f+c)

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When Tank Abrams falls victim to the feminine product shortages?


I'm sorry. That was really baaaaaad.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 09:43 PM (U1eOr)

393 Would he be the very model of a modern Major General?
Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan


If Anna Puma were assembling a kit of him, yes.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 09:43 PM (P1f+c)

394 German bier, 40 cents.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

My job during Desert Storm was guarding empty barracks in Aschaffenburg. The night I discovered the bier vending machine in the day-room was one of the best things ever. 2 Mark for a fleisch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)

395 Apropos of Lieutenant General, there is a Family Practice physician here locally named Lisa Dockter.

I bet she's really sick of that UFO song.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 14, 2022 09:45 PM (2Cdkl)

396 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

Man I'd love to, but, if I take my wife anywhere it'll be somewhere for just us. She knows about the Horde and thinks it's pretty cool that I'm part of this community but, yeah, if I told her this is our vacation she may kill me.

And I don't blame you about the flying bit either. I've driven from Dallas Texas to Minnesota in a day. Granted I split the shift with someone, but, that was a bear.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:46 PM (YglAn)

397 392 10 When is a sheep not a sheep?

Posted by: Zen mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (P1f+c)
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When it's Sean?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 14, 2022 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

398 >>> When is a sheep not a sheep?

Posted by: Zen mikeski at June 14, 2022 07:21 PM (P1f+c)
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When Tank Abrams falls victim to the feminine product shortages?

I'm sorry. That was really baaaaaad.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 09:43 PM (U1eOr)


Phew! I finally caught a break!

Posted by: rabbit at June 14, 2022 09:46 PM (QzpS1)

399 385 Lieutenant General
Lieutenant Colonel General
Lieutenant General General
Posted by: Private Public and General Specific at June 14, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

Me and some buddies bought some E-9 insignia, and chopped the top part of, thus created the Command Private Major.

We never got caught. We prolly should have been flogged for that. Bored Soldiers are the worst.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)In the late 70s we had some Vietnam Seabees who returned to the reserves, one of whom was my drinking buddy Lavern. Lavern thought Petty Officer 3rd Class was the next best job in the Navy, PO2 being the best. PO3 is E4, PO2 is E5. Explaining this for you old Army guys (happy birthday by the way). Anyway the insignia for PO3 is an Eagle over one chevron. Lavern, who had gray hair got saluted for a bird colonel everywhere. He's just return the salute of AF and Army E1s and E2s and say 'Carry on, men.' Good times.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

400 I had that job for four months. My boss made sure I was free by 1400. German bier, 40 cents.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39

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Luxury! At the E Club at LeJuene we only got a handful of cold gravel for 40 cents.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 14, 2022 09:48 PM (u73oe)

401 My job during Desert Storm was guarding empty barracks in Aschaffenburg. The night I discovered the bier vending machine in the day-room was one of the best things ever. 2 Mark for a fleisch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)

I remember when the Command took out the German bier and put in American beer.
Sales plummeted. Troops were pissed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:48 PM (anj39)

402 Apropos of Lieutenant General, there is a Family Practice physician here locally named Lisa Dockter.

I bet she's really sick of that UFO song.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate


I'm not 29 enough. My first thought was "that was the Thompson Twins."

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2022 09:49 PM (P1f+c)

403 That last sheep video? Yeah... that is all the NPC Flock of Sheep running away.... as a Moron sits by and says.... 'OK... what the hell'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2022 09:49 PM (oHd/0)

404 My job during Desert Storm was guarding empty barracks in Aschaffenburg. The night I discovered the bier vending machine in the day-room was one of the best things ever. 2 Mark for a fleisch.

They yanked the beer vending machine from the barracks at my duty station about a month before I got there. Talk about feeling cheated.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 09:50 PM (Bd6X8)

405 The Star Trek cartoon had more of the Niven/Pournelle Man-Kzin war stuff in it. I don't think Kzinti existed in the Star Trek universe outside of the cartoon.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 09:50 PM (QzpS1)

406 No, it totally does. What I don't understand is the serial killers who keep the bodies in their homes, so they can keep on loving them. Talk about weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (47mFt)

Eh, it's a kink.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid, Searchlight Strangler at June 14, 2022 09:50 PM (uiT+8)

407 Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 14, 2022 09:46 PM (YglAn)

You just have to introduce your wife to the Horde, in person. My bride rolls her eyes every time I talk about this place, but she has been to 2 CO meetups, and is planning our next trip around the TX meetup. She knows just how wonderful these crazy bastages are. But she does not get the inside jokes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

408 There's a great show from Buzzfeed, if you can believe it, called Unsolved. Two ghosthunters, one a true believer, and the other a total skeptic, visit "haunted" places. Nothing every really happens, and yet somehow, it manages to be entertaining.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2022 09:51 PM (CAJOC)

409 Yeah, a Sergeant Major PCS'd to our unit. He was an E5

But after being filtered thru about 3 or 4 different people "Go pick up Sergeant Major at the airport" he was eventually greeted at the airport by the Batallion Commander and all kinds of strap hangers. Much hilarity ensued

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2022 09:51 PM (F8gOE)

410 404 They yanked the beer vending machine from the barracks at my duty station about a month before I got there. Talk about feeling cheated.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


404: Beer not found

Posted by: mikeski, all great comedy is about timing at June 14, 2022 09:52 PM (P1f+c)

411 They yanked the beer vending machine from the barracks at my duty station about a month before I got there. Talk about feeling cheated.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 09:50 PM (Bd6X

Ouch! That sucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

412 The Star Trek cartoon had more of the Niven/Pournelle Man-Kzin war stuff in it. I don't think Kzinti existed in the Star Trek universe outside of the cartoon.

The cartoon was really the only place the Kzinti would work. Couldn't really do prosethetics and CGI would just look bad. Then there's the question of paying off Niven or his estate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 09:52 PM (Bd6X8)

413 Texas district that has been a Democrat stronghold for 100 years and is 85% Latino is breaking for Republicans in Texas.

https://bit.ly/3b33qjO

This is a BFD.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 09:52 PM (i0wNm)

414 Lavern, who had gray hair got saluted for a bird colonel everywhere. He's just return the salute of AF and Army E1s and E2s and say 'Carry on, men.' Good times.
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

Yep.... as a third class going to school on an army base of Crypto? Our Working uniforms confused the hell out of them.... havin an Eagle with Chevron PIN on your hat, then wearing the old Black Jacket, that you wore pins on instead of Chevrons on your sleeve?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2022 09:53 PM (oHd/0)

415 >>>404: Beer not found

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Nice

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 09:53 PM (U1eOr)

416 thathalfrican -

You just have to introduce your wife to the Horde, in person. My bride rolls her eyes every time I talk about this place, but she has been to 2 CO meetups, and is planning our next trip around the TX meetup. She knows just how wonderful these crazy bastages are. But she does not get the inside jokes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

I dragged Mrs. Tonypete to the TxMoMe last year. She had a ball and, as you said, didn't get half the references. But still...

Moron spouses are the best spouses.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 09:53 PM (Msys3)

417 Do they count as a hookers if they died in a lavishly appointed foreign hotel room on the government's dime? Or are they just dead "consultants" at that point?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 09:30 PM (ZRrE6)

The code word is "Marilyn."

Posted by: Bete at June 14, 2022 09:54 PM (uiT+8)

418 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with health, free speech (unless you wife asks "Does this make my butt look too large"), and local pragmatism. Oh, and no straight line wind damage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

419 There were some guys in my barracks stationed in Germany who rarely left the barracks, and drank American scheisse bier purchased at the PX. I could never figure that out. German beer at the time was dirt cheap, because of the exchange rate.

It was about 8 bucks for a case of 20 bottles (1/2 liter, ) delivered. Hefe Weissen or Pils was both excellente.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2022 09:55 PM (F8gOE)

420 Much hilarity ensued
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2022 09:51 PM (F8gOE)

Ha! When I arrived at Fort Sam there was a cadre SGT named Minor. So, SGT Minor. I briefly wondered if I had missed learning a rank in basic. I am sometimes dumb like that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)

421 Today is some kind of election night....

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2022 09:56 PM (V13WU)

422 It was about 8 bucks for a case of 20 bottles (1/2 liter, ) delivered. Hefe Weissen or Pils was both excellente.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2022 09:55 PM (F8gOE)


Used to have it delivered to the quarters.
Never got the Hefe Weissen. I was a export/helles guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:57 PM (anj39)

423 Moron spouses are the best spouses.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2022 09:53 PM (Msys3)

Yup.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

424 I dragged Mrs. Tonypete to the TxMoMe last year.

And she is an absolute gem!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2022 09:58 PM (nxdel)

425 Ha! When I arrived at Fort Sam there was a cadre SGT named Minor. So, SGT Minor. I briefly wondered if I had missed learning a rank in basic. I am sometimes dumb like that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)


Retired as Sergeant Major Minor?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:58 PM (anj39)

426 Retired as Sergeant Major Minor?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 09:58 PM (anj39)

Well, at least he wasn't Major Major Major Major.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 14, 2022 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

427 "There is a political earthquake happening in Latino politics in South Texas and there is a reason I have been saying it will be voting like West Virginia. But like
@SeanTrende
, I expected this in two decades. #TX34. This should be a five alarm fire for Democrats."


hmmm....anybody from S. Texas ??

Posted by: runner at June 14, 2022 09:59 PM (V13WU)

428 Psst! ONT is nood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

429 Republican who voted to impeach Trump was too arrogant to retire, about to get booted to the curb by his voters


"Dave Wasserman @Redistrict · 32m
In #SC07, Trump-endorsed Russell Fry (R) now up to a 49%-25% lead vs. pro-impeachment Rep. Tom Rice (R), within a point of avoiding a runoff. It could all be over tonight..."

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 14, 2022 10:00 PM (L9Ewk)

430 The Hefe Weissen was just so smooth on tap... pillowy fine head. Very tasty to my buds. Lick the Schanuser brand, something like that. Brewery was like 500 years old.

It was about 75c a glass during happy hour.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 14, 2022 10:01 PM (F8gOE)

431 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at June 14, 2022 10:02 PM (Q/6pY)

432 If that mal-dressed idiot is the teacher, then the little gentleman did the right thing.

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 14, 2022 10:03 PM (Rbu5d)

433 I worked with a Chief Boatswain Mate named Dick. Chief Dick. Oh yeah. Guy could cuss big for a little guy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2022 10:03 PM (0OP+5)

434 T Rex shoulda eaten someone. What a letdown...

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 14, 2022 10:10 PM (Rbu5d)

435 I was a little disappointed by the hotel in the video. Unlike that spooky filtered-light image often used to depict it, the real shiny-white hotel with the completely clean interior looks about as haunted as the local mall.

Posted by: MW at June 15, 2022 12:37 AM (LJrwl)

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