WSJ: FaceBook Investigating Just-Resigned Uber-Feminist Executive Sheryl Sandberg For Using Company Resources for Her Own Benefit, Including to Fund Her Side-Hustle, the Feminist "Lean In" Organization

Fembezzlement.

It looks like she's been investigated for having appropriated the company's workers for her own benefit -- specifically, for having drafted FaceBook workers to write her book for her.

Like that other feminist icon, Andrew Cuomo.

Allegedly, I mean.

The lawyers investigating Facebook operating chief Sheryl Sandberg's use of corporate resources are examining behavior going back several years, said people familiar with the matter, focusing on the extent to which staffers worked on her personal projects.

A number of employees have been interviewed as part of the investigation by Facebook parent Meta Platforms Inc., the people said, adding that the review has been under way since at least last fall.

It includes an examination of the work Facebook employees did to support her foundation, Lean In, which advocates for women in the workplace, as well as the writing and promotion of her second book "Option B: Facing Adversity, Building Resilience, and Finding Joy," which focused on her grieving process following the sudden death of her husband, SurveyMonkey CEO Dave Goldberg, in 2015, the people said.

The Wall Street Journal previously reported that the investigation included a review of Ms. Sandberg's use of corporate resources to help plan her coming wedding. That is a small piece of the investigation, according to the people familiar with the matter, who said it involves a broader review of Ms. Sandberg's personal use of Facebook's resources over many years.

Ms. Sandberg, 52 years old, announced last week she was resigning from her day-to-day role after 14 years, though she said she would continue to serve on the board of directors. Ms. Sandberg has been the longtime lieutenant to Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg, and in that role--and as the author of the leadership book "Lean In"--became one of the most prominent women in business. Ms. Sandberg said she was looking forward to spending more time on her foundation and women's issues.

LOL. She has to slip in "spending more time" on my feminist charity thing.

Ms. Sandberg has told friends and co-workers that she decided to step down because she was burned-out and weary of continuing her role as a "punching bag" for Meta's critics.

I'm sure she gets criticized but isn't the main "punching bag" the, you know, maaaan* who runs FaceBook?

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Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said. Some within Meta close to the investigation worry about potential Securities and Exchange Commission violations if Ms. Sandberg used professional resources for personal matters without adequate disclosures, although it isn't yet clear what such violations might be, people familiar with the matter said.

Just a feel-good story for youse guys and youse gals.

* Or mandroid. Or cvckbot.

The Future Fraudulent conversion is female.

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1 FJB

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2022 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

2 1st?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2022 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

3 Why does Ace hate that wammins so much?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 13, 2022 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

4 This is unusual for me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2022 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

5 To be fair (sorry). Sandberg wrote a book about grief after the sudden death of her husband that I found helpful.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 13, 2022 02:05 PM (eGTCV)

6 Somehow I doubt DOJ will investigate this. However DOJ is investigating Truth Social for reasons.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:06 PM (N6nM4)

7 >>>Fraudulent conversion?

You mean, like with puberty blockers?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:06 PM (nByzo)

8

Carl > Ryne >>>>> Sheryl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

9 Isn't she next in line for a Senate seat in CA?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:06 PM (XvPQV)

10 I don't want to look it up, could one of you tell me what her "organization" Lean In does?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (DcKNO)

11 Spending company money on personal stuff? Sounds like she has a future in politics!

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (MzKgG)

12 Without Sandberg there would have been no FaceBook. Probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (12jgO)

13 Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said.

Oh noes! Her net worth would plummet from $1.6B to $1.599B.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (/NCI4)

14 I don't want to look it up, could one of you tell me what her "organization" Lean In does?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (DcKNO)

Grift, mostly. Probably a bit of lesbo grooming, too.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:07 PM (nByzo)

15
Lean In to change name to Bend Over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

16 her foundation and women's issues.

All companies are sexist

Paypal me money

Posted by: brak at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (j5Tg0)

17 A black woman invented Facebook in 1977.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (N6nM4)

18 Come on Zuckerberg, YOU can reimburse the company, any public shareholders today and then negotiate with Sandberg.

So happy that I disengaged from the FB time suck. I still haven't deleted my account in case I want a shortcut for some ride information but at least I never go there anymore.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (3cGpq)

19 Ms. Sandberg has told friends and co-workers that she decided to step down because she was burned-out and weary of continuing her role as a "punching bag" for Meta's critics.
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It's *your* fault that she's quitting! You hear that? It's *you* - you degenerate, regressive wrecker - that is making her quit. You wicked patriarchs and shit just can't handle a smart, empowered, ambitious woman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (0zQHa)

20 Sandberg was always an incompetent diversity hire. She was never very bright, had no spark of invention or imagination, and was a weak manager and executive. Which sadly is true of 99% of female CEOs. I have little faith in male CEOs these days, but the women are completely useless and incompetent. At least Kamala provided somebody with some service.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

21 Isn't using company resources one of the perks of being boss?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (CjFDo)

22 A black woman invented Facebook in 1977.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (N6nM4)

Henry Ford was really a gay, black tranny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

23 It's *your* fault that she's quitting! You hear that? It's *you* - you degenerate, regressive wrecker - that is making her quit. You wicked patriarchs and shit just can't handle a smart, empowered, ambitious woman.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (0zQHa)

I feel empowered.
This really IS a feel-good thread!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)

24 Ironically, when I was in college, Lean In was the line I used on women.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (8GBH4)

25 9-

Supposedly, she wants Feinstein's seat.

Someone is telling her "no" with this.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (t6t6M)

26 A black woman invented Facebook in 1977.

And that teenage slut was me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (ESjRY)

27 Used to play second for the Cubs....right?

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (AwYPR)

28

Snizztheft.

Posted by: Harry Crouch at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (8iWbb)

29 Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said. Some within Meta close to the investigation worry about potential Securities and Exchange Commission violations if Ms. Sandberg used professional resources for personal matters without adequate disclosures, although it isn't yet clear what such violations might be, people familiar with the matter said.
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Lots of "could" and "worry" and stuff that's "unclear" in that.

Let me wipe the dust off my crystal ball and predict this one: nothing will happen. She'll retain her board seat, repay nothing and the SEC won't do shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (0zQHa)

30 Lean In to change name to Bend Over.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)

31 The Human Fund.

Funds... for humans.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (yikp0)

32 27 Used to play second for the Cubs....right?
Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (AwYPR)


And a poet. See #8.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

33 Henry Ford was really a gay, black tranny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

As were 17 presidents. Fact!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (N6nM4)

34 I just went through a corporate training for a client where there was a heavy emphasis on conflicts of interest.

Using company property on company time for a side business was a no no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

35
From the thread immediately below, I'm laughing at the superior intellect of pResident Cotton-Headed Ninny Muffin.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

36 Doesn't the board of directors of Facebook have a fiduciary duty to recover these stolen funds?

Does the board of directors face any potential legal actions, such as shareholders demanding empanelment of grand juries, for example, to bring criminal charges against board members if they breach their fiduciary duties to shareholders?

Gee, be a shame if you got Enron'd.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (gHboz)

37 Hag-butcher of the world.

Posted by: Zombie cousin Carl at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (ufFY8)

38 Henry Ford was really a gay, black tranny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

As were 17 presidents. Fact!


18 soon you crackers!

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

39 30 Lean In to change name to Bend Over.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (XvPQV)

Sounds like emergency airplane procedure:

Lean in, Bend over, Perk up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

40 Without Sandberg there would have been no FaceBook. Probably.

Sandberg was always an incompetent diversity hire. She was never very bright, had no spark of invention or imagination, and was a weak manager and executive.

Aaaaannnnndddddd.....fight!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (/NCI4)

41 Hmmm...not exactly stunning and brave...

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (S7une)

42 "Youse guys and youse gals".

Heh. I've been revisiting Guy Richie and Jason Statham's (BIRM) movie catalogues the last few days. Not bad.

Also watched Smokin' Aces yesterday. Not Guy or Jason, but very interesting and funny. Ryan Reynolds did great work in it. The late Ray Liotta also. Pretty much EVERYBODY was in it. Except for Jason Statham of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (P2jiB)

43 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (AY9W1)

44 29 Lots of "could" and "worry" and stuff that's "unclear" in that.

Let me wipe the dust off my crystal ball and predict this one: nothing will happen. She'll retain her board seat, repay nothing and the SEC won't do shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (0zQHa)

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But she's guilty of all of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

45 It's normal for people in charge to use company resources and personell to feather their nests.

It's only a problem when Republicans complain.

Posted by: Coumo, ex Dictator of New York at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Y274z)

46
Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said.

Asked? What if she says NO?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

47 20 Sandberg was always an incompetent diversity hire. She was never very bright, had no spark of invention or imagination, and was a weak manager and executive. Which sadly is true of 99% of female CEOs. I have little faith in male CEOs these days, but the women are completely useless and incompetent. At least Kamala provided somebody with some service.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

Even mediocre people deserve representation...

Posted by: zombie Roman Hruska at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)

48 I notice she didn't say she was looking forward to spending more time with her family.

A lack thereof would explain a thing or two.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (KbCG3)

49 Moira Donegan started something called Sh*tty Media Men back in 2017. It was a Google Docs spreadsheet that listed media figures that had allegations of sexual misconduct made against them. She has since been embroiled in litigation against one man, Stephen Elliot, who says that the false allegations have ruined his career.

In light of the Felicia Somnez news, I think it's high time that we come up with a list of our own: Sh*tty Media Women. I believe we have the Inaugural List all teed up and ready to go:

'Bye' Felicia Somnez
Taylor 'The Crypt Keeper' Lorenz
Joy 'Less' Behar
Sheryl Sandberg *NEW ADDITION*
Kathleen Kennedy (just because)

Any others?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (41Bis)

50 I just went through a corporate training for a client where there was a heavy emphasis on conflicts of interest.

Using company property on company time for a side business was a no no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

Most of that sort of stuff should be self-explanatory. But they have to teach it, because people are dumb and unethical.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (nByzo)

51 It looks like we finally found a robber baron, 110 years later.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (lTGtQ)

52 She has the goods on the alien, nothing will come of it.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (QZ/dC)

53 Let me wipe the dust off my crystal ball and predict this one: nothing will happen. She'll retain her board seat, repay nothing and the SEC won't do shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (0zQHa)

_______________________________________

You're really going out on a limb with that one, aren't ya? She'll probably get some kind of award. But realistically, it's probably easier for her to just write some bullshit check, call it all a misunderstanding, play the victim, and ride off into the sunset with her billions. If I was her lawyer, that would be my advice to her.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

54 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (AY9W1)

It's not a terrible idea to 'lean into' discomfort, it's a way to train people to not view discomfort as a deterrent. Of course it's just weaponized feminism but there's a good core idea there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (XvPQV)

55 48 I notice she didn't say she was looking forward to spending more time with her family.

A lack thereof would explain a thing or two.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (KbCG3)

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That society doesn't recognize cats at the same level as children is troubling, and we must have a national conversation the encourages and reinforces this woman's mental issues as unalloyed strengths of character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

56 We find these frequent cuckservative references tiresome and triggering, but mostly triggering.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (ayRkR)

57
Sheryl Sandburg? Isn't she the "Good fences make good neighbors" bard?

Or am I confusing that with "Like a good neighbor, State-Run Farms is there"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

58 Lean in, Bend over, Perk up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

#bitethepillow

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (BgMrQ)

59 I notice she didn't say she was looking forward to spending more time with her family.

A lack thereof would explain a thing or two.


I was watching a Ryan Reynolds time travel movie and one of the plot points was the female big bad turned evil because she devoted her whole life to the evil company she created.

I was...surprised hollywood would allow that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

60 "Lean in" is a phrase used all over the place now, usually with some vague connection to something social/political. When I hear it, it immediately puts me into a negative view about whatever the user of the term is selling.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (fs1hN)

61 50 Most of that sort of stuff should be self-explanatory. But they have to teach it, because people are dumb and unethical.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (nByzo)

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George Costanza's "Was that wrong?" speech is the most influential speech in the history of business.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

62 42 "Youse guys and youse gals".

Heh. I've been revisiting Guy Richie and Jason Statham's (BIRM) movie catalogues the last few days. Not bad.

Also watched Smokin' Aces yesterday. Not Guy or Jason, but very interesting and funny. Ryan Reynolds did great work in it. The late Ray Liotta also. Pretty much EVERYBODY was in it. Except for Jason Statham of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 1

Wife and I just watched Wrath of Man. Not as good as their other collaborations but a fun watch nonetheless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

63 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (AY9W1)

#metoo

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (nByzo)

64 She's a fucking COO, her husband was a fucking CEO, and she couldn't afford to pay a bunch of ghostwriters out of her own pocket for her little vanity project???

Yeah, bite my shiny metal ass.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (wtvvX)

65 Ms. Sandberg has told friends and co-workers that she decided to step down because she was burned-out and weary of continuing her role as a "punching bag" for Meta's critics.




Certainly not because she is under investigation for fraud and theft of services.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)

66 She's fabulously weathly, so why would she do this? Short answer is entitlement. Why should she have to pay for this little itty bitty thing?, she has lunches to go to dammit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (8GBH4)

67 When she runs for VP this will be old news and nothing but anti woman rhetoric from the far right.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (N6nM4)

68 I always wondered what all these workers at the website companies (or, Big Technology companies if you speak Dipshit) do all day, I mean, its a website, you put it on the server and forget about it, and they outsource the responsibility of policing disgusting content. I figured their jobs are scams, spam and political hackery.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (B141S)

69 Ace, I watched a Fox News segment on YouTube about Hunter Biden being Joe's top adviser/one of them *currently*, per Miranda Devine of the NYPost.

I would say it's unbelievable, but unfortunately it really isn't.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (7cZI+)

70 She always seemed like a fundamentally dishonest person

Posted by: CN at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (ONvIw)

71 64 She's a fucking COO, her husband was a fucking CEO, and she couldn't afford to pay a bunch of ghostwriters out of her own pocket for her little vanity project???

Yeah, bite my shiny metal ass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (wtvvX)

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She's smart. She is important. Her words are the words of a genius.

You don't outsource the work of a genius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

72 I just went through a corporate training for a client where there was a heavy emphasis on conflicts of interest.

Using company property on company time for a side business was a no no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

*Quickly closes Google Docs*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (XvPQV)

73 Facebook is dying. Nobody wants to use their product after they realise that "you" are the product. Meta will never be as big a Facebook was.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (0OmEj)

74 And a poet. See #8.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

Carl used to have a place a little up the road from me...East Flat Rock, NC.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (AwYPR)

75 Ms. Sandberg said she was looking forward to spending more time on her foundation and women's issues.

Yes, proper foundation wear for the older gal is very important. Gravity and loss of muscle tone, along with weight gain and middle-age spread make dressing to hide a higher priority than dressing to flaunt.

Spanx and Lycra are your friends now, Sheryl darling. And sensible shoes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (4I/2K)

76 67 When she runs for VP this will be old news and nothing but anti woman rhetoric from the far right.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:13 PM (N6nM4)

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"If Trump can do it, so can I!"
-A bunch of C-suite midwits with no charisma who got their jobs sucking the right dicks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

77 Any others?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (41Bis)

Current and former Dem WH spokeshoes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (nByzo)

78 She's the victim! Hahaha, pitch perfect response.

Posted by: Silly Season at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (BOJAx)

79 "Lean in" is a phrase used all over the place now, usually with some vague connection to something social/political. When I hear it, it immediately puts me into a negative view about whatever the user of the term is selling.


When I hear it, it makes me think they are coming in to fellate me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (AY9W1)

80 Just a feel-good story for youse guys and youse gals.

Tanks !

Posted by: JT at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM (arJlL)

81 "potential Securities and Exchange Commission violations"

I'm totally sure the SEC is all over this.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (qpX6U)

82 ... the investigation included a review of Ms. Sandberg's use of corporate resources to help plan her coming wedding.


And yoga classes too?

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (786Ro)

83 FINISH HER!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (yQpMk)

84 These unethical types make me sick.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (Wy0MQ)

85 63 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
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I prefer when they push back.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (0chEi)

86 Bye' Felicia Somnez
Taylor 'The Crypt Keeper' Lorenz
Joy 'Less' Behar
Sheryl Sandberg *NEW ADDITION*
Kathleen Kennedy (just because)


Sadly, I'd include Kirsten Powers in that list. She's aged out of "young'n hot", and consistently seems to get punked by anyone with debating skilz.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (/NCI4)

87 I mean, its a website, you put it on the server and forget about it,

Ahem.

Posted by: Windows Updates at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (ayRkR)

88 Slow Joe mash up with President Trump's predictions on Biden's America.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/
1536355534290489344

[1:41 minutes]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (yikp0)

89 Sounds like emergency airplane procedure:

Lean in, Bend over, Perk up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

Sounds more like a gay choreographer's dance moves.

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

90 But she's guilty of all of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
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As if that matters even one tiny bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (0zQHa)

91 Amazing how greedy these super rich people are. Surely she could have spent her own money on her pet projects

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (7cZI+)

92 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.


I don't.

Posted by: Dildo with a suction cup at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

93 J.J. Seft

Bend Over.

Hmmm. Is there a taut, bendy body inside the large woman shape with multi-coloured hair. The hair went to warn yo away like a coral snake 's colours?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (TJNEu) at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (XmV7U)

94 I keep hearing all this shit about the metaverse and for the life of me have no idea what it is. And Im not old and generally well informed about tech. Metaverse however is so nonsensical I tune it all out.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (N6nM4)

95 Some within Meta close to the investigation worry about potential Securities and Exchange Commission violations if Ms. Sandberg used professional resources for personal matters without adequate disclosures, although it isn't yet clear what such violations might be
if the Regime would excuse the nondisclosure under its unwritten "two sets of rules" playbook


FIFY

Posted by: Hands at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (786Ro)

96 22 A black woman invented Facebook in 1977.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:08 PM (N6nM4)

Henry Ford was really a gay, black tranny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:09 PM (nByzo)

The inventor of the wheel was a bisexual Homo Erectus.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

97 spokeshoes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:14 PM


* takes notes *

Posted by: Crocs at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (ayRkR)

98
I am a friend of a late Gen X young woman with whom I sometimes worked between 2016 and 2020. I lost track of her for about 18 months from Coof and social media foulups. When we reconnected about two months ago, not only had she changed jobs (and I'm not sure what the new one is), but she had gone all in on cultivating a Cat Lady lifestyle. Which truly is a pity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (pNxlR)

99 Amazing how greedy these super rich people are. Surely she could have spent her own money on her pet projects

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (7cZI+)

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (AwYPR)

100 Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said.

Asked? What if she says NO?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

Ask again and this time say pretty please and put a box of wine on her desk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

101 Lean In and Pride Week go together

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

102 Must be more to this than funding a side hustle out of Facebooks' bottomless coffers.

Maybe they found that the woman voted 'R' in her distant past. Or failed to hate Trump to the eleventy level. .......




..

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (asRt2)

103 This is like rich girls who shoplift $10 items. Its not the money its the thrill of getting away with it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (N6nM4)

104 You can lean in while circling back, buy you'd better be in good condition before you try it.

Posted by: Jen Pussacki at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (sWM8x)

105 This kind of shit happens all of time with female employees. It's easy for them to get away with it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (BP3/z)

106 Lean in, Bend over, Perk up.


You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (yQpMk)

107 >>>5 To be fair (sorry).

i'll allow it but just this once.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM (AkbRF)

108 Another grifter, like Gloria Steinem, spreading her legs to keep MS. afloat.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (EvAEs)

109 I keep hearing all this shit about the metaverse and for the life of me have no idea what it is.

What it is is Zuck realizing FB is on the way out, and he needs something new or people will stop putting up with his nonsense. Oh, technically? It's living in VR. Doesn't that sound delightful?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (/NCI4)

110 94 I keep hearing all this shit about the metaverse and for the life of me have no idea what it is. And Im not old and generally well informed about tech. Metaverse however is so nonsensical I tune it all out.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:17 PM (N6nM4)

As far as I can tell, its facebutt in video game form with no game and shit graphics.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (B141S)

111 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.

===
I don't.
Posted by: Dildo with a suction cup at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM


This one. He gets it.

Posted by: Sybian at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (ayRkR)

112 "Youse guys and youse gals".

Watched Murder By Death last evening and am now reading that in a Peter Falk voice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (906pl)

113 And so it begins.

Largest Pork Company in the US Shuts Down California Plant Due to High Costs

Food processing corporation Smithfield Foods will shut down its Vernon, California, plant and scale back operations in California, Utah and Arizona, the company announced Friday

https://bit.ly/3NQS68P

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (c8pZY)

114 31 The Human Fund.

Funds... for humans.

"Money for People"

Posted by: George Costanza at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (AkbRF)

115 > Most of that sort of stuff should be self-explanatory. But they have to teach it, because people are dumb and unethical.

At her level, the company is paying for a crap ton of things for her. Travel, food, wardrobe, security, probably some sort of sweetheart mortgage deal, personal trainer, personal assistants, cars, drivers, etc etc etc. And all that's BEFORE you get all the free stuff from other people schmoozing you. She probably has a warehouse full of new in the box tech people send because they want Facebook to be a client or investor.

I can see that sort of thing going to your head and the lines going a bit blurry.

I still don't condone it. Fuck people who abuse their position and underlings.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (kDGvA)

116 Fun article about a new baffling medical phenomenon.

I'm just a lowly barman, so I'll not conjecture in what could be causing it.

https://tinyurl.com/3je4d4tt

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (AY9W1)

117 What is this "Facebook" you speak of?

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (S7une)

118 Feminists and all other leftist grievance groups do not want equality. They want special rights and privileges.
They want to be treated BETTER than everyone else.

Posted by: Ensign Obvious at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (TKZuJ)

119 wait...CDC actually gets caught in a truth?

https://tinyurl.com/5v8ec58t

link goes to the tw@tt

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

120 She's a fucking COO, her husband was a fucking CEO, and she couldn't afford to pay a bunch of ghostwriters out of her own pocket for her little vanity project???

I don't get the practice of ghostwritten books anyway. Chances are, if you need ghostwriters you (i) don't have anything to say or (B) don't know how to say it or (III) both, and your cobbled together book is going to end up in remainder bins and landfills. What's the point?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (ppBhU)

121
Metaverse however is so nonsensical I tune it all out.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


"How about the Underverse?"

-- the really, really bad sequel to "Pitch Black"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (pNxlR)

122 Lean in...little league code for try to get hit by a pitch. Aka, you're going to take one for the team.

Posted by: Mishdog at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (gJ4cQ)

123 Amazing how greedy these super rich people are. Surely she could have spent her own money on her pet projects
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:16 PM (7cZI+)
++++
She didn't get rich by writing a bunch of checks. She got rich by making Facebook write a bunch of checks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (0zQHa)

124 The Human Fund.

Funds... for humans.

"Money for People"
Posted by: George Costanza

Chicks for free.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (c8pZY)

125 Fembezzlement.

-----------

Toxic femininity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (fZg2O)

126 i'll allow it but just this once.
Posted by: ace at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM


Ace must be feeling beneficent after last week's Lena cruelty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (ayRkR)

127 Largest Pork Company in the US Shuts Down California Plant Due to High Costs

Food processing corporation Smithfield Foods will shut down its Vernon, California, plant and scale back operations in California, Utah and Arizona, the company announced Friday

https://bit.ly/3NQS68P

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (c8pZY)

Smithfield is China. There may be ulterior motives.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (nByzo)

128 So . . . Sandberg was one of the driving forces behind the "Meta" virtual universe where all the girls are getting sexually harassed, abused, and raped? What an icon of feminism!

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

129 This story is weird as hell. One of my kids worked there on a summer gig while in B School and she said the surveillance was total. Every call, every keyboard click, every time you went anywhere in the offices. They used facial recognition like a casino, and supplied employees with every service. They know employee health, employee work habits, every outside communication....everything.

Assume for a moment they already knew everything Sheryl Sandberg did. Why are they going after her now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (VAqn7)

130 Carl > Ryne >>>>> Sheryl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2022 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

And Andy 'Dick In The Box' Samberg rates high too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (4I/2K)

131 On a scale of 1 - 10, how sexist is Facebook for conducting this investigation?

Keep your laws out out of her vanity projects!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 13, 2022 02:22 PM (oiFMD)

132 Supposedly, she wants Feinstein's seat.

Someone is telling her "no" with this.


Innnnteresting. Do we know who might be trying to warn her away from it?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:22 PM (ZGrMX)

133 Ask again and this time say pretty please and put a box of wine on her desk.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:18 PM
+++++

Or simply refer her to the IRS. She failed to declare a fringe benefit.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 13, 2022 02:22 PM (vcv8B)

134 Ms. Sandberg could be asked to repay the company for employee time spent on her personal work, some of the people said


"asked"?

ASKED???


errrr, "No" -- Sandberg's attorney

Posted by: Hands at June 13, 2022 02:22 PM (786Ro)

135 Innnnteresting. Do we know who might be trying to warn her away from it?

And who "they" might want in that seat?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (/NCI4)

136
Food processing corporation Smithfield Foods will shut down its Vernon, California, plant and scale back operations in California, Utah and Arizona, the company announced Friday


Their CCP overlords screamed, "Jump!" and they all gave themselves hernias trying to jump waaaay higher than one another

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

137 And so it begins.

Largest Pork Company in the US Shuts Down California Plant Due to High Costs

Food processing corporation Smithfield Foods will shut down its Vernon, California, plant and scale back operations in California, Utah and Arizona, the company announced Friday

https://bit.ly/3NQS68P
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (c8pZY)

Aren't they owned by China?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (XvPQV)

138 Smithfield is China. There may be ulterior motives.
Posted by: Comrade flounder


Yeah. But the end result is the same.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (c8pZY)

139 Little known fact: A secretive organization of gay aerospace engineers is developing hypersonic missile technology. They call it Punkworks.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (sWM8x)

140 I don't get the practice of ghostwritten books anyway. Chances are, if you need ghostwriters you (i) don't have anything to say or (B) don't know how to say it or (III) both, and your cobbled together book is going to end up in remainder bins and landfills. What's the point?

The Bee just posted an interview with Tyrus, who's more or less Gutfeld's sidekick now. He mentioned that when he wanted to write his book, the publisher forced him to take a ghostwriter since it was his first book, and the ghostwriter took 60% of his advance and then didn't write anything.

He then went to a different publisher, wrote the book himself, and it was #1 on Amazon.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)

141 The thing is, I don't think these young zealot hires know that this is wrong, or unethical, or even unprofessional. I think they make up their ethics on the fly and whatever benefits them must be okay, right? And even if it isn't you're a fascist for doubting them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

142 Assume for a moment they already knew everything Sheryl Sandberg did. Why are they going after her now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:21 PM (VAqn7)
++++
Honestly, it's probably because someone else noticed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (0zQHa)

143 Smithfield is China. There may be ulterior motives.
Posted by: Comrade flounder


Yeah. But the end result is the same.


China is short on their favorite meat - pork. Keep an eye on what happens to unprocessed pork. Does it stay here or go to China?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (/NCI4)

144 Mandroid Cvckbot sounds like the love child of David French & Tom Nichols.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (fZg2O)

145 That society doesn't recognize cats at the same level as children is troubling, and we must have a national conversation the encourages and reinforces this woman's mental issues as unalloyed strengths of character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
-------
My two month old kitten came to me with tears on her eyes and said, "Daddy, does this mean we can't haz bacon grease?" I had no answer.

I am literally shaking.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (aaGzp)

146 old, busted: C Suite
new hotness: She Suite

Posted by: Hands at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (786Ro)

147 Aren't they owned by China?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Yes. But it doesn't matter. End result is the same.
Less food.

Glut on the hoof. Less processed.
Less processed = more $$ in stores.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (c8pZY)

148 Jim Jordan sez "Trump was right"


https://tinyurl.com/423d8khs

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

149 I forgot Meta even existed until reading this post. Is it safe to assume it's been a colossal failure?

Posted by: Wally at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (FJYfm)

150 No, California passed that law that you have to give the animals more room to live in. That's why they are leaving. They don't want to restructure the facility

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (5HBd1)

151 Food processing corporation Smithfield Foods will shut down its Vernon, California, plant and scale back operations in California, Utah and Arizona, the company announced Friday

That story's weird. Smithfield bitches a lot about California being anti-business. But why scale back in Utah and Arizona then?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

152 On the other hands, would you rather be the farcebook employee assigned to rite her book, or the one required to massage her corns?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (YV6PJ)

153 85 63 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
----------------
I prefer when they push back.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 02:15 PM (0chEi)

Naw, Leaning Into The Door On Their Way To The Parking Lot, Not Letting It Hit Them In They Skinny Butts On The Way Out, is my preference.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:26 PM (MkuC5)

154 Yeah. But the end result is the same.
------------------------
Boneless pork rectum??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 13, 2022 02:26 PM (yikp0)

155 One of my kids worked there on a summer gig while in B School and she said the surveillance was total.

Sure, they knew. Just like IT knows you're on Ace of Spades right now at work. They only will bother with something that is against the rules if its a problem or the don't like you, most of the time. Or if its REALLY against the rules, like busty Lesbian Pr0n.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

156 they processed the hell out of all those pigs right when the lockdowns started

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (DJFLF)

157 Sandberg gives terrible advice like this: “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner."

That won't end well. When she says "date," she means, "have sex with." But high-value men do not want high notch-count women who have hit the wall.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (MTm8X)

158 Largest Pork Company in the US Shuts Down California Plant Due to High Costs

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:19 PM (c8pZY)

Check the Food Thread from yesterday!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (XIJ/X)

159 China is short on their favorite meat - pork. Keep an eye on what happens to unprocessed pork. Does it stay here or go to China?
Posted by: Archimedes

Cheaper to process, flash freeze & ship to chyna than try to transport live animals.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (c8pZY)

160 HEB has Smithfield pork loin at $1.27/lb. Goodbye cheap pork.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (4I/2K)

161 * Or mandroid. Or cvckbot.

I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (dNqv+)

162 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

163 43 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
----
Yeah, lean in too much and you fall in the cracks.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

164 But why scale back in Utah and Arizona then?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

Probably because those plants are supplied from CA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (XIJ/X)

165 Isn't Smithfield now owned by China?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (aW5/6)

166 No, California passed that law that you have to give the animals more room to live in. That's why they are leaving. They don't want to restructure the facility
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Why the acale back un Utah & Aridzona?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (c8pZY)

167 Facebook is a private platform! So, therefore, as long a Facebook is willing to toss us some funding scraps my way, I will say that Reagan would say that Facebook executives should be able to do whatever they want with shareholder money. Planning weddings, pursuing personal political hobby horses, whatever is fine with me since corporations are not only people BUT the BEST sort of people (i.e., people with enough money to pay me to be mediocre for a living).

Posted by: Private Platform Conservative, AEI Fellow at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (dYe5S)

168 Cheaper to process, flash freeze & ship to chyna than try to transport live animals.

I honestly wouldn't know. Seems counterintuitive if processing labor is expensive.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (/NCI4)

169 I forgot Meta even existed until reading this post. Is it safe to assume it's been a colossal failure?

I think its one of those "eat the losses until its popular" projects, trying to be first in the door with VR interactivity before everyone gets a chip in their head.

Which, I think is a hilarious science fiction. I keep reading stories about people whining their Meta persona was sexually harassed.

It looks idiotic and awful to me, like Second Life did. I mean, I guess it will be great for some but my guess is that its always going to be like 8th tier entertainment after stuff like Guild Wars and Darts on ESPN 8 (the Ocho).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

170 Chinese owned food plants have been shutting down for the last year, giving vague "covid concerns" for reasons.
I think the reason is China is on the verge of food shortages, and they have to inflict the same problems on the rest of the world to avoid questions at home (like their release of cooties)

Posted by: Bandana Dee at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (B141S)

171 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo



Putting Joe Mannix out of a job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (AY9W1)

172 Sandberg gives terrible advice like this: “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner."

That won't end well. When she says "date," she means, "have sex with." But high-value men do not want high notch-count women who have hit the wall.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (MTm8X)

This. The time to settle down is right out of the gate. Not after spending a decade or two riding the carousel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (4I/2K)

173 "Fembezzlement.". Come for the wordplay. Stay for the snappy wit and entertaining limericks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (PlZ6z)

174 "Frontin' FIBs" caught red-handed:

https://tinyurl.com/kj8jkp9n

*Top.Men*

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

175 162 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

Busty: check.
Redhead: check
Ladylike disdain for letting her dress fall in the mud: check

*approval stamp*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (dNqv+)

176 PSA: SGAmmo has 1000 Round Case - 5.56 PMC XP193 and M855 for $0.48-0.50/rd.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (nByzo)

177 Honestly, it's probably because someone else noticed it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:24 PM (0zQHa)
==================
They already knew, that was my point. Moreover, every public corporation has staff managing personal things for senior executives. Sometimes that stuff is disclosed as part of executive compensation and sometimes it is buried in general admin costs.

Announcing this "investigation" publicly is a threat. Zuckerberg is mad at her or somehow perceives her as a threat, in my opinion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (VAqn7)

178 Thread babe for pre-approval

Lovely lady but that's not a grin, its a grimace of pain from being barefoot in a harvested wheat field

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

179 Probably because those plants are supplied from CA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Kalifornia law wouldn't affect them, and shutting down Kalifornia should cause an uptick in other locations to pick up what's no longer going to the Vernon location, not scaling back.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (c8pZY)

180 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

Reminds me of Gil Elvgren art.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (XvPQV)

181 That won't end well. When she says "date," she means, "have sex with." But high-value men do not want high notch-count women who have hit the wall.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (MTm8X)
++++
Yeah, this is singularly terrible advice but it isn't unique. "Slut it up in your 20s and then settle (down) in your 30s" has not been a recipe for success.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (0zQHa)

182 high-value men do not want high notch-count women who have hit the wall.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM
++++

Due for a re-sleeve. Burning a lot of oil.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (vcv8B)

183 LOL! The Cheryl Sandburg plan for being a successful fulfilled woman nowadays! Don’t waste your youth on having children and a husband. Use it for going to college for a career and fuck all the “bad boys” you can. Enjoy your youth then at 30 when you’ve secured your career and enjoyed being a pin cushion banging your way through college just marry the good guy you wouldn’t give the time of day. He’ll be waiting for you to father any children and be your loyal faithful obedient plow horse/provider.
Besides the homo writers for Sex And The City this woman is one of the reasons women became Uber Ho’s in the 2000’s. It wasn’t bad boys dicking down innocent girls turning them into bad girls like a select few here believe.
Nevermind this bullshit, it’s her work as a “feminist icon” that’s done incredible damage.

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (csMc6)

184 181 Yeah, this is singularly terrible advice but it isn't unique. "Slut it up in your 20s and then settle (down) in your 30s" has not been a recipe for success.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (0zQHa)

========

Freeze your eggs for fun and profit!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

185 Putting Joe Mannix out of a job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:29 PM (AY9W1)

Competition results in a rising tide that floats all boats.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (nByzo)

186 To be fair (sorry). Sandberg wrote a book about grief after the sudden death of her husband that I found helpful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 13, 2022 02:05 PM (eGTCV)

Well, her name is on the cover. How much of it she wrote is under debate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (hYzEX)

187 They already knew, that was my point. Moreover, every public corporation has staff managing personal things for senior executives. Sometimes that stuff is disclosed as part of executive compensation and sometimes it is buried in general admin costs.

Announcing this "investigation" publicly is a threat. Zuckerberg is mad at her or somehow perceives her as a threat, in my opinion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (VAqn7)
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No, I mean someone *outside* the company noticed it. They got caught and so now will have to "investigate."

This shit probably happens constantly with executive ranks, and it just rarely gets noticed outside their own club.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (0zQHa)

188 43 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
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Yeah, lean in too much and you fall in the cracks.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

I leaned in at an Astros home game and gravity unexpectedly pulled me over the rail. So I ran across the infield, kissed Nolan Ryan, and exited the Astrodome.

Posted by: Morgana the Kissing Bandit at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (4I/2K)

189 >>>At her level, the company is paying for a crap ton of things for her.

>My former boss had her master's degree financed and paid, then the company paid for her MBA. She had two full years of maternity leave. Somehow, she was also able to finance her husband's real estate business flipping houses in LA. Sweet deal if you can get it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (BP3/z)

190 "Where did all the good men go?!"
-Single professional woman at 34

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

191 I don't get the practice of ghostwritten books anyway. Chances are, if you need ghostwriters you (i) don't have anything to say or (B) don't know how to say it or (III) both, and your cobbled together book is going to end up in remainder bins and landfills. What's the point?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 13, 2022 02:20 PM (ppBhU)

Tyrus from Gutfeld was interviewed by the Babylon Bee. He told the story of how he was scammed by a ghostwriter for his memoir. He tried again and instead wrote it himself with the help of a writing coach.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (7cZI+)

192 Aren't they owned by China?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:23 PM (XvPQV)

Ironically, all of China's china is imported from the U.S. under the brand name Chingchangchongfield.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (YV6PJ)

193 The time to settle down is right out of the gate. Not after spending a decade or two riding the carousel.

"so like, after spending 4 years in college riding every boi I find on Tinder and at frat parties, right?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

194 "Frontin' FIBs" caught red-handed

its grainy but a zoom of that looks like it says ABOLISH THE FBI. That's not FBI badging.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

195 ….someone already beat me to Sanbergs fucked up advice…..

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (csMc6)

196 Kalifornia law wouldn't affect them...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (c8pZY)

I would guess that the Vernon plant supplies the other states with slaughtered hogs and primals and such.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (XIJ/X)

197 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

She needs a good spanking.

Posted by: McClintock! at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

198 To be fair (sorry). Sandberg wrote a book about grief after the sudden death of her husband that I found helpful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 13, 2022 02:05 PM (eGTCV)

She should say the embezzled money was to fund a gambling habit. Then she'd be a "victim".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (hYzEX)

199 The time to settle down is right out of the gate. Not after spending a decade or two riding the carousel.


Isn't the entry in the style guide "cock carousel"?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:34 PM (c8pZY)

200 162 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:28 PM (nByzo)

Lady's gonna need a tick check...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 13, 2022 02:34 PM (BgMrQ)

201 Joe Biden Shut Domestic Oil Production Down. Now, With His Presidency Dying Faster Than His Dying Brain, He Begs US Companies to Start Drilling Again-- and Finds Out That Will Take Years.

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Who knew that it's easier to destroy than to create?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:34 PM (FVME7)

202 Well, her name is on the cover. How much of it she wrote is under debate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (hYzEX)

True

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

203 The 5th horseman is Value Added Tax. He rides a donkey.

Posted by: Witchfinder General at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (pWHtr)

204 This leggy brunette took Mx. Sandberg's advice and chooses to lean in:
https://is.gd/i1i4bK

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (0zQHa)

205 Or if its REALLY against the rules, like busty Lesbian Pr0n.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

If enjoying busty lesbian pr0n is wrong I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (N6nM4)

206 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

sure...that's what they *want* you to think!

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

207 She needs a good spanking.

Posted by: McClintock! at June 13, 2022 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

They all do.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (nByzo)

208 No, I mean someone *outside* the company noticed it. They got caught and so now will have to "investigate."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:31 PM (0zQHa)
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Who could notice that would cause Zuckerberg to turn on his partner? No such animal exists. The SEC? they are a joke. What could they do besides fine Facebook some insignificant amount of money. Only Zuckerberg has this kind of power, and potentially (for reasons yet unknown) try to publicly humiliate her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:36 PM (VAqn7)

209 166 The report stated they are closing the CA plant as it was "3.5x more expensive" to process pigs there (because California is basically stupid) and rationalizing their pig herd in the west, I assume to align their western herd size to their processing capacity in the region.

Maybe a sudden bacon shortage will wake up CA?

...

No. No way.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:36 PM (MkuC5)

210 Per Wikipedia, Sandberg had 2 kids with her late husband.

In my (granted, limited) experience, the vast majority of highly placed women are married with kids.

Not that I consider myself particularly highly placed, but in my field that is mostly populated by highly educated people, male and female, I am a major outlier being single and childless.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:36 PM (7cZI+)

211 Women are only embezzling 73% of what men are. THIS MUST CHANGE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (WKPeU)

212 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2022 02:11 PM (AY9W1)

Well, "Fat Out" just wouldn't do, would it?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (hYzEX)

213 Best part of the deal, she got caught embezzling, so they gave her a hush-hush one year severance to quietly go away.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (BP3/z)

214 203 The 5th horseman is Value Added Tax. He rides a donkey.
Posted by: Witchfinder General at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (pWHtr)

And the donkey rides a Klingon Bird of Prey.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (MkuC5)

215 Yeah, this is singularly terrible advice but it isn't unique. "Slut it up in your 20s and then settle (down) in your 30s" has not been a recipe for success.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (0zQHa)
__________________________________

Says who? "Feminist" advice like this has been very very very successful for single guys like myself. Nothing has made getting easy sex easier than feminism. Nothing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

216 The worst punishment imaginable? For a man or woman? The Devil tells you you can live in small but comfortable house in a cool part of hell, will be served any foods you want, and you can have any material goods you want. However, you and a companion will be locked in the house forever. Your choices for an eternal companion are Sheryl Sandberg, Taylor Lorenz, or Felicia Sonmez. You have three seconds to choose or you will be sent to the worst part of hell.

Posted by: SD Kid at June 13, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

217 Ohio Gov DeWine signed a bill allowing teachers to carry in the classroom.

https://bit.ly/3mHKZUa

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2022 02:39 PM (kDGvA)

218 Says who? "Feminist" advice like this has been very very very successful for single guys like myself. Nothing has made getting easy sex easier than feminism. Nothing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Which is why I've always wondered if the movement wasn't secretly made up by dudes in the first place. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 13, 2022 02:39 PM (906pl)

219 https://is.gd/i1i4bK

Either that bath was poorly photoshopped in, or she better wash her feet before she gets into bed.

Otherwise: approve.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (vcv8B)

220 The report stated they are closing the CA plant as it was "3.5x more expensive" to process pigs there (because California is basically stupid) and rationalizing their pig herd in the west, I assume to align their western herd size to their processing capacity in the region.


They're the biggest. You don't shut down and walk away. You open up something new in a different location. You don't scale back.

Makes no sense to fight for the lion's share of the market to just walk away.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (c8pZY)

221
Due for a re-sleeve. Burning a lot of oil.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

a $5.759/ gallon, she can stay in the brothel for all i care.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (UgAdJ)

222 I thought all personal Leftism on company time and money was the right thing to do

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (2JoB8)

223 204 This leggy brunette took Mx. Sandberg's advice and chooses to lean in:
https://is.gd/i1i4bK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:35 PM (0zQHa)


Considering the size of the toilet bowl on the right hand side of the picture I would not want to meet her boyfriend.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Ar78U)

224 Sandberg gives terrible advice like this: “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner."

That won't end well. When she says "date," she means, "have sex with." But high-value men do not want high notch-count women who have hit the wall.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:27 PM (MTm8X)

What do you want to bet she didn't do this herself? Rich libs give people horrible advice they don't live by.

For example. How many of our "elites" or their children have kids out of wedlock? Most likely at a much lower rate than the general population.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (7cZI+)

225 a $5.759/ gallon, she can stay in the brothel for all i care.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (UgAdJ)
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Have the stories about the plight of Nevada's brothels started hitting yet? The last time fuel prices were crippling, those stories cropped up because apparently their best customers are truckers and with expensive diesel, they can't justify detouring to the cat houses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (0zQHa)

226 217 The replies on that Tweet are precious...

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (MkuC5)

227 This leggy brunette took Mx. Sandberg's advice and chooses to lean in:
https://is.gd/i1i4bK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022


***
Nicely shaped foot, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)

228 Wife and I just watched Wrath of Man. Not as good as their other collaborations but a fun watch nonetheless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer



Very brutal movie. Just about everyone involved deserved to die horribly, and [spoiler].

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Xi/rJ)

229 @215 Eric Blade-careful saying that here at AoS. Benefitted me too but some guys don’t like hearing that shit and think your just bragging on smashing snizz. Then you’re labeled some devious “abuser”. Tread carefully on this subject, white knights abound!

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (csMc6)

230 What do you want to bet she didn't do this herself? Rich libs give people horrible advice they don't live by.

For example. How many of our "elites" or their children have kids out of wedlock? Most likely at a much lower rate than the general population.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (7cZI+)
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Pull the ladder up behind you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:42 PM (0zQHa)

231 You know those horrible, racist, queer-smearing Idaho domestic terrorists? They were using an FBI bullhorn.

https://bit.ly/3b37jW5

Why, oh why couldn't they just burn, loot, and murder like decent people rather than having a smoke bomb, greaves, and shields?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:42 PM (FVME7)

232 Which is why I've always wondered if the movement wasn't secretly made up by dudes in the first place. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?"

You cannot convince me it was a woman who decided women should go without bras in the 70s

After the first few victories, Feminism has been almost exclusively about degrading and dehumanizing women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

233 ""Slut it up in your 20s and then settle (down) in your 30s" has not been a recipe for success."

Yep. Women love to say that your past doesn't matter. And they are right -- it doesn't, except to God, potential spouses, employers, colleges, the legal system, and lenders.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:42 PM (MTm8X)

234 >>Tyrus from Gutfeld was interviewed by the Babylon Bee. He told the story of how he was scammed by a ghostwriter for his memoir. He tried again and instead wrote it himself with the help of a writing coach.

That is not someone I would consider ripping off. I have a hard and fast rule of not angering people who weigh more than a battleship.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

235 All those “white supremacists” were wearing brand new boots. Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (N6nM4)

236 Sandberg - "the Typhoid Mary of surveillance capitalism."

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (U7TBY)

237 216 The worst punishment imaginable? For a man or woman? The Devil tells you you can live in small but comfortable house in a cool part of hell, will be served any foods you want, and you can have any material goods you want. However, you and a companion will be locked in the house forever. Your choices for an eternal companion are Sheryl Sandberg, Taylor Lorenz, or Felicia Sonmez. You have three seconds to choose or you will be sent to the worst part of hell.

Posted by: SD Kid at June 13, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
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So, worst part of hell regardless?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (fZg2O)

238 68 I always wondered what all these workers at the website companies (or, Big Technology companies if you speak Dipshit) do all day, I mean, its a website, you put it on the server and forget about it, and they outsource the responsibility of policing disgusting content. I figured their jobs are scams, spam and political hackery.
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The algorithms don't write themselves ......
(Posted by: AI Bot)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (qfLjt)

239 Bill Barr -- man of opinion

Posted by: micky at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (3byMq)

240 You know those horrible, racist, queer-smearing Idaho domestic terrorists? They were using an FBI bullhorn.

As noted above, very doubtful it was FBI material.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

241 220 Not commenting on the logic or lack thereof.

However, walking out of CA, both social fingers waving proudly, seems appropriate.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (MkuC5)

242 Says who? "Feminist" advice like this has been very very very successful for single guys like myself. Nothing has made getting easy sex easier than feminism. Nothing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Which is why I've always wondered if the movement wasn't secretly made up by dudes in the first place. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 13, 2022 02:39 PM (906pl)

It also ruins it for those of us who don't want to live our lives as whores. Why invest time or effort on a decent chick when you can get it for free?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (7cZI+)

243 After the first few victories, Feminism has been almost exclusively about degrading and dehumanizing women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

So...not surprising they're totally OK with women losing spots and awards to men who claim to be women.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (KbCG3)

244 Have the stories about the plight of Nevada's brothels started hitting yet? The last time fuel prices were crippling, those stories cropped up because apparently their best customers are truckers and with expensive diesel, they can't justify detouring to the cat houses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

unknown, i was just hitting on the burning oil and in need of a resleeve.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (UgAdJ)

245 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022


***
That looks like the young Tina "Ginger Grant" Louise. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

246
For example. How many of our "elites" or their children have kids out of wedlock? Most likely at a much lower rate than the general population.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13

Other than Hollywood trash, none.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (N6nM4)

247 What do you want to bet she didn't do this herself?

I'll bet she did. Men seem to have accepted that their brides to be were pre-owned. Men may disagree over how much mileage is acceptable. But I'd say many accept that the extended warranty is far in the rear view.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 13, 2022 02:45 PM (ppBhU)

248 I question the wisdom of naming your women's group Lean In.

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Could've been Kneel Down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:45 PM (FVME7)

249 Hubby just told me he heard the new term the far left will trot out... Christian Nationalists. Which they will equate with white supremicists. Said he already heard someone on one of the alphabet networks use it yesterday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2022 02:45 PM (nxdel)

250 218 Says who? "Feminist" advice like this has been very very very successful for single guys like myself. Nothing has made getting easy sex easier than feminism. Nothing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Which is why I've always wondered if the movement wasn't secretly made up by dudes in the first place. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 13, 2022 02:39 PM (906pl)

_________________________

It was made up by leftist lesbians who never understood straight women nor men. They never considered that women giving away sex with multiple sex partners (even if they legitimately enjoyed it) would re-program men to do only the absolute minimum to get sex. Men behave the way women allow them to. Now, decades after feminism turned so many women into easy sex objects, where loutish conduct by men was not only not punished but actually encouraged, women now complain there aren't many good men out there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

251 It also ruins it for those of us who don't want to live our lives as whores. Why invest time or effort on a decent chick when you can get it for free?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (7cZI+)

All about the end goal. If you want a real relationship, you'll pursue one. If you don't, well, you probably have more options than ever before.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

252 always wondered what all these workers at the website companies (or, Big Technology companies if you speak Dipshit) do all day, I mean, its a website, you put it on the server and forget about it, and they outsource the responsibility of policing disgusting content. I figured their jobs are scams, spam and political hackery.

—-

A yuuge percent of employees do the same as they do at most companies. Admin work and sales.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (N6nM4)

253 246
For example. How many of our "elites" or their children have kids out of wedlock? Most likely at a much lower rate than the general population.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13

Other than Hollywood trash, none.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (N6nM4)

Technically most Hollywood celebrities don't really come from elite backgrounds. Nor for that matter do many pro athletes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (b2nrj)

254 It also ruins it for those of us who don't want to live our lives as whores. Why invest time or effort on a decent chick when you can get it for free?

Sure. A long time ago you had to work hard and earn the sex, either by marriage or by paying a hooker. Then along came porn and it was a lot cheaper to get women on display at least. And now we have slut culture where you don't even have to work that hard to find a willing woman. Women are giving away their most valuable social commodity and claiming that as a victory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

255 Eric Blade-careful saying that here at AoS. Benefitted me too but some guys don’t like hearing that shit and think your just bragging on smashing snizz. Then you’re labeled some devious “abuser”. Tread carefully on this subject, white knights abound!
Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:41 PM (csMc6)

Eh, I don't think sleeping with lots and lots women is something to be admired, but whatever.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:47 PM (7cZI+)

256 Either that bath was poorly photoshopped in, or she better wash her feet before she gets into bed.

Otherwise: approve.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 13, 2022 02:40 PM (vcv8B)

What kind of man tells a lady like this to wash her feet when he has a perfectly workable tongue?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2022 02:47 PM (YV6PJ)

257 249 Hubby just told me he heard the new term the far left will trot out... Christian Nationalists. Which they will equate with white supremicists. Said he already heard someone on one of the alphabet networks use it yesterday.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2022 02:45 PM (nxdel)

Left unchecked, they will being coming for us. Pitchforks, torches, the whole deluxe enchilada.

Note, even Goebbels took a couple of years to get up on the cam...

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 02:48 PM (MkuC5)

258 I spent the weekend digging into poll internals.

The polling for Democrats is horrible, worst I've ever seen.

It isn't just that they are losing. It is that they are losing with EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC that you can use to slice the electorate.

All income bands, all regions, all education levels, all races, all issues that matter to voters.

The only group they win with are partisan Democrats, and even those say the country is on the wrong track.

I'll be posting about it next week.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 13, 2022 02:48 PM (epih1)

259 It also ruins it for those of us who don't want to live our lives as whores. Why invest time or effort on a decent chick when you can get it for free?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:44 PM (7cZI+)
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It also ruins it for median or lower men. It works out well - from a fun standpoint, anyway - for women and for the top half of men. Longer term, it turns into the current disaster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (0zQHa)

260 >>>Benefitted me too but some guys don’t like hearing that shit and think your just bragging on smashing snizz. Then you’re labeled some devious “abuser”.

>Make sure when your bragging, you toss in the widows and divorcees. They're plum pickings.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (BP3/z)

261 >>Hubby just told me he heard the new term the far left will trot out... Christian Nationalists. Which they will equate with white supremicists. Said he already heard someone on one of the alphabet networks use it yesterday.

Christian nationalist is somehow a slur to these idiots?

We're up against very stupid people.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

262 Technically most Hollywood celebrities don't really come from elite backgrounds. Nor for that matter do many pro athletes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 02:46 PM (b2nrj)

I meant they are perceived as elites by society. As retarded as it is.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (N6nM4)

263 Men seem to have accepted that their brides to be were pre-owned. Men may disagree over how much mileage is acceptable.

Yeah, its like hiring practices. Yes, they are hiring long haired freaky people and face tat/fell into a tacklebox types because they have no choice. They would RATHER not have someone like that as the company's public face, but 9 out of 10 applicants look that way today.

Its like finding a unicorn to see a girl without tats, face piercings, and/or unnatural hair coloring. Because it sets the apart, you see. They aren't like the other girls they look just like.

So you settle, because what choice do you have? Nowdays people mock you for being a virgin at 16

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

264 258 All income bands, all regions, all education levels, all races, all issues that matter to voters.

The only group they win with are partisan Democrats, and even those say the country is on the wrong track.

I'll be posting about it next week.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 13, 2022 02:48 PM (epih1)

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They'll cheat again and then America will accept their incompetent overlords peacefully.

Or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

265 @ChuckCallesto

BREAKING NOW: Canada to Introduce a MANDATORY Monkeypox Quarantine - Cities are Now Offering Vaccination...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

266 230 What do you want to bet she didn't do this herself? Rich libs give people horrible advice they don't live by.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland

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She's does not seem like one to be giving advice about relationships:

Sandberg married Brian Kraff in 1993 and divorced a year later. In 2004, she married Dave Goldberg, then an executive with Yahoo! and later CEO of SurveyMonkey. The couple have a son and a daughter. Sandberg and Goldberg frequently discussed being in a shared earning/shared parenting marriage. Sandberg also raised the issue of single parenting conflicting strongly with professional and economic development in America.

On May 1, 2015, Dave Goldberg died unexpectedly, and his death was originally reported as resulting from sustaining a head trauma falling from a treadmill, while the couple was vacationing in Mexico. Sandberg has subsequently said that her husband's cause of death was due to arrhythmia

In May 2019 it was reported that Sandberg and Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick had split after three years of dating. On February 3, 2020, she announced her engagement on Facebook to Kelton Global CEO Tom Bernthal.

Posted by: SD Kid at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

267 Christian nationalist? I like that. Never let them steal our culture - like those homos at Patriot Front co- opting "Deus Vult". Sorry, you nut job glories can't have stuff like that.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (FHllF)

268 Good news, everybody!

John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
crystal-clear that the Jan 6 committee's work product now on display is not in the slightest bit "partisan"

a concise, sober compilation of the factual record of Trump's defeat, in contrast with his lies and fantasies (fueled by a drunken Giuliani, according to Jason Miller)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7)

269 That story's weird. Smithfield bitches a lot about California being anti-business. But why scale back in Utah and Arizona then?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

Maybe the "boycott Chy-nah" movement has had some effect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (hYzEX)

270 Little known fact: A secretive organization of gay aerospace engineers is developing hypersonic missile technology. They call it Punkworks.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist



I thought it was called "SpunkWorks".

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Xi/rJ)

271 261 Christian nationalist is somehow a slur to these idiots?

We're up against very stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

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"Let's come up with a scary name for them."

"The Awesome Killers of Yore?"

"Yes! People will cower at the thought!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

272 Eh, I don't think sleeping with lots and lots women is something to be admired, but whatever.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:47 PM (7cZI+)

This being the internet and all, I just assume guys bragging about this sort of thing are lying.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2022 02:51 PM (YV6PJ)

273 Eh, I don't think sleeping with lots and lots women is something to be admired, but whatever.

Somehow, the statement "I $(@#ed a slut" doesn't resonate with me as a brag either. Yeah, that's what she does. Its like saying you got a burger at McDonalds, they do it all day long. It isn't an accomplishment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

274 Thread babe for pre-approval.

https://bit.ly/3xKmpsa


Looks like an old Ektachrome slide. Which is probably a filter in P-shop.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 13, 2022 02:51 PM (nfrXX)

275 >>The polling for Democrats is horrible, worst I've ever seen.


Don't tell Pelosi.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

276 268 Good news, everybody!

John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
crystal-clear that the Jan 6 committee's work product now on display is not in the slightest bit "partisan"

a concise, sober compilation of the factual record of Trump's defeat, in contrast with his lies and fantasies (fueled by a drunken Giuliani, according to Jason Miller)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7)

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Manipulating evidence is evidence of non-partisanship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

277 OT, and apologies if someone has posted this already. Someone created a news conference mashup with Biden and Trump sparring. It is beautiful (goes to twitter):

https://tinyurl.com/2p96v28m

Posted by: 496 at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (U1eOr)

278 BREAKING NOW: Canada to Introduce a MANDATORY Monkeypox Quarantine - Cities are Now Offering Vaccination...
Posted by: Jane D'oh


They were able to develop, test, and manufacture a vaccine in weeks?

Color me skeptical.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (c8pZY)

279 I had my fun in my day and married someone who had her fun too. And TBH I would not have wanted some 27 year old virgin or whatever.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (N6nM4)

280 Due for a re-sleeve. Burning a lot of oil.

Already been bored and stroked, just need bigger pistons.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (ZGrMX)

281 It works out well - from a fun standpoint, anyway - for women and for the top half of men. Longer term, it turns into the current disaster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (0zQHa)

I wonder if most women truly find sleeping around fun, deep down inside. I doubt it.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (7cZI+)

282 Show trials stage managed by Hollywood Marxists is evidence on non-partisanship.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (2Jd8G)

283 Actor of the Day

Kurt Russell was in Tombstone with Bill Paxton, who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon.

Kurt Russell was in Fools' Paradise with Jimmy Stewart, who was in Airport '77 with Christopher Lee.

Hateful Eight is better than Pulp Fiction, fite me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (44ww/)

284 China is short on their favorite meat - pork. Keep an eye on what happens to unprocessed pork. Does it stay here or go to China?

Posted by: Archimedes



I don't know how China could ever run out of food, even with 1.4 billion mouths to feed. I mean "The Asshole Out Of A Dead Rhino" is a delicacy in China, for Heaven's sake.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 02:53 PM (Xi/rJ)

285 The worm has definitely turned on Christianity. It used to be kind of a third rail in America, people no matter how depraved used to claim they respected Jesus or tried not to openly offend Christians.

Now they say Jesus was a bigot misogynist hater and the Bible is full of hate. They openly defy Christian ethics and attack anyone who finds fault with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

286 261 >>Hubby just told me he heard the new term the far left will trot out... Christian Nationalists. Which they will equate with white supremicists. Said he already heard someone on one of the alphabet networks use it yesterday.

Christian nationalist is somehow a slur to these idiots?

We're up against very stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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They're already using "Christo-Fascist."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:53 PM (fZg2O)

287 Ultra Christian Nationalist

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 13, 2022 02:53 PM (WKPeU)

288 >>I wonder if most women truly find sleeping around fun, deep down inside.

Hanging slider right over the middle of the plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

289 This leggy brunette took Mx. Sandberg's advice and chooses to lean in:
https://is.gd/i1i4bK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022


Fit and toned, lovely

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (XvPQV)

290 John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
crystal-clear that the Jan 6 committee's work product now on display is not in the slightest bit "partisan"
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and then, the murders started

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (P61By)

291 "I wonder if most women truly find sleeping around fun, deep down inside. I doubt it."

I've seen carousel riders complain that the guys never give them orgasms. So on top of all the other degradations (it isn't called a "walk of shame" for nothing), diseases, inability to pair-bond, etc., they don't even get that? How pathetic.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (MTm8X)

292 Which is why I've always wondered if the movement wasn't secretly made up by dudes in the first place. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 13, 2022 02:39 PM (906pl)

Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage from time to time?

Posted by: Feminists of a certain age at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (4I/2K)

293 Christian nationalist is somehow a slur to these idiots?

We're up against very stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw

Astounding look at media's priorities compared to real people's.

https://bit.ly/3zwajnX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (FVME7)

294 261 >>Hubby just told me he heard the new term the far left will trot out... Christian Nationalists. Which they will equate with white supremicists. Said he already heard someone on one of the alphabet networks use it yesterday.

Christian nationalist is somehow a slur to these idiots?

We're up against very stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

I can tell they thought long and hard about how to appeal to the Hispanics they're bringing into the country.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (b2nrj)

295
>Make sure when your bragging, you toss in the widows and divorcees. They're plum pickings.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 13, 2022 02:49 PM (BP3/z)

And small children. Small children are particularly easy to seduce as well.

Posted by: A. H. Wood, Mogul at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (YV6PJ)

296 Will Christian Nationalists wear matching tan cargo pants, blue shirts, and tan baseball caps?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

297 Side Hustle: A term used by pimps, ho's, drug dealers and democrats to describe whatever criminal activity they are engaging in next.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (pbYrN)

298 Join the Christian Nation!

Posted by: Roy at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ceHmA)

299 Lovely lady but that's not a grin, its a grimace of pain from being barefoot in a harvested wheat field
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

If that wheat field has been harvested, the farmer had better buy a combine that works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (hYzEX)

300 Ultra maga christian nationalist

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (N6nM4)

301 290 John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
crystal-clear that the Jan 6 committee's work product now on display is not in the slightest bit "partisan"
===============
and then, the murders started
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (P61By)

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It's like us crowing about opposition to a bill being bipartisan when it's all Republicans and Joe Manchin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

302 I don't know how China could ever run out of food, even with 1.4 billion mouths to feed. I mean "The Asshole Out Of A Dead Rhino" is a delicacy in China, for Heaven's sake.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 02:53 PM (Xi/rJ)

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Imagine how much they'd pay for Juan McCain's?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (fZg2O)

303 279 I had my fun in my day and married someone who had her fun too. And TBH I would not have wanted some 27 year old virgin or whatever.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (N6nM4)

Same here. Marriage is drama free and fun as hell. Been together 10+ years now.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

304 Little known fact: A secretive organization of gay aerospace engineers is developing hypersonic missile technology. They call it Punkworks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
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I thought it was called "SpunkWorks".
Posted by: Sharkman


bwahahahahahaha!

i know and work with a bunch of them. progtards, all. i only wish they were based enough for me to harrass them with this.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (UgAdJ)

305 >>They're already using "Christo-Fascist."

Next time you're bored ask a leftist to define fascism.

Always good for a laugh.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

306 300 Ultra maga christian nationalist
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (N6nM4)

Toss in fundamentalist for good measure

Posted by: Roy at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ceHmA)

307 What's the mpg on ace's Vespa?
The man is ahead of the curve while you morons imply it is feminine and borderline gay. That lil ninja has money left for NYC's finest tranny street walkers while y'all diggin in the sofa for change for BBW cam whores.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (hwPNB)

308 Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

I just can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (ptqGC)

309 305 >>They're already using "Christo-Fascist."

Next time you're bored ask a leftist to define fascism.

Always good for a laugh.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

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"It's when the government has little power and people are allowed to make mistakes without the gentle authority of the state guiding them. Also, Trump is a fascist for trying to control my life."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

310 I've seen carousel riders complain that the guys never give them orgasms. So on top of all the other degradations (it isn't called a "walk of shame" for nothing), diseases, inability to pair-bond, etc., they don't even get that? How pathetic.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (MTm8X)

'Tis better to give than receive, ladies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (nByzo)

311
I can tell they thought long and hard about how to appeal to the Hispanics they're bringing into the country.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (b2nrj)

Ahh the old natural conservative illegals gambit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (N6nM4)

312 I've seen carousel riders complain that the guys never give them orgasms. So on top of all the other degradations (it isn't called a "walk of shame" for nothing), diseases, inability to pair-bond, etc., they don't even get that? How pathetic.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (MTm8X)

Do they have ratings on tinder? You'd think that would be a no brainer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)

313 308 Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

I just can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (ptqGC)

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Comment from 2017?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

314 I'm pretty sure that by today's Feminism standards it is considered misogynistic to hold women to the same standards as a man.

She used FB's resources for a *good cause* you woman-hating bigot!!!


Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (YVBLw)

315 It's like us crowing about opposition to a bill being bipartisan when it's all Republicans and Joe Manchin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Well, of course, that's very different.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (P61By)

316 Isn't this the whole scam, though? Browbeating private enterprising into financing leftist political activity. My former employer had a bunch of Business Resource Groups, complete with reductions to the billable goals for the participants in those groups, where the purpose of each group was to advocate within the organization for some progressive client demographic (eg. the Women's BRG, the LGBTQ+ BRG, whatever they called the one for each racial group except for white people, and so on). I guess Sandberg's mistake was hiring her own firm (meaning Lean In). Otherwise, its SJW business as usual.

Posted by: Anotheranon at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (8Ze5j)

317 The problem is women with high body counts, I believe the number is around 7-10 partners, lose their ability to pair bond. They’ll always be chasing that alpha male shagging they got at the foam cannon party in Cancun.
High body count women becoming selective later on when looking for that father/provider withholding sex……..why the hell should I pay full price for something you were giving away for free?
For a male who knows the type, you just become a pump n dump.

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (csMc6)

318 Kurt Russell was in Tombstone with Bill Paxton, who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon.

Kurt Russell was in Fools' Paradise with Jimmy Stewart, who was in Airport '77 with Christopher Lee.

Hateful Eight is better than Pulp Fiction, fite me.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (44ww/)

Kurt Russell is a personal favorite. When he died in the Hateful Eight, the movie died with him.

Also you're wrong about Pulp Fiction vs H8. If you like it better, that's fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (XvPQV)

319 296 Will Christian Nationalists wear matching tan cargo pants, blue shirts, and tan baseball caps?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

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All while carrying tiki torches.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (fZg2O)

320 Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

I just can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Those people are fun. You can tweak them weekly.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (c8pZY)

321 In 2004, she married Dave Goldberg, then an executive with Yahoo! and later CEO of SurveyMonkey.

.....

In May 2019 it was reported that Sandberg and Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick had split after three years of dating. On February 3, 2020, she announced her engagement on Facebook to Kelton Global CEO Tom Bernthal.
Posted by: SD Kid at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

It's like royal families marrying other royals back in the day.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (7cZI+)

322 307 What's the mpg on ace's Vespa?
The man is ahead of the curve while you morons imply it is feminine and borderline gay. That lil ninja has money left for NYC's finest tranny street walkers while y'all diggin in the sofa for change for BBW cam whores.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (hwPNB)

I doubt the wok has to pay. The insouciant grin. The urge to run their hands through his fur.

Line forms to the left, ladypersins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (dNqv+)

323 Comment from 2017?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)


Today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

324 Amazon down over 5% so far today and there is still an hour to go! Another month of this and Bezos will have to cut back on his yacht usage.

Posted by: Brandon did that! at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (P61By)

325 Notice that they are not calling it Judeo-Christian Fascism. Makes you think if you aren't a mouth breather with Dan Bongino playing in the background.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 13, 2022 02:58 PM (hwPNB)

326 The problem is women with high body counts, I believe the number is around 7-10 partners, lose their ability to pair bond. They’ll always be chasing that alpha male shagging they got at the foam cannon party in Cancun.
High body count women becoming selective later on when looking for that father/provider withholding sex……..why the hell should I pay full price for something you were giving away for free?
For a male who knows the type, you just become a pump n dump.
Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 02:57 PM (csMc6)

Well men and women are different.
You can get numbers in the low 30's without losing the ability to settle down, if you're a man. A woman with 30+ partners? Not as easy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (XvPQV)

327 Canada is going to print warning labels on individual cigarettes, but if they want to helicopter govern they should use something really gross, like Trudeau in blackface

-
This is what good government looks like.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (FVME7)

328 > I mean "The Asshole Out Of A Dead Rhino" is a delicacy in China, for Heaven's sake.

Evidence #1,257,564,111 that "delicacy" = revolting. If anyone offers you a "delicacy" and you didn't grow up eating it, turn that shit down. Nobody in the history of the planet has had a "delicacy" they're not used to and thought, "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (kDGvA)

329 Lol Aetius.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (hwPNB)

330 I had a run in a couple of years ago with one of the deeply conservative Hispanic Catholics who you might object to the whole LGBT business. He didn't. He didn't care in the least, and was okay that it's part of advantaging him in the long run. Some people make principled decisions based on faith. Most make selfish decisions based on themselves or their constituent group. I would not place much faith or hope in Hispanics suddenly becoming Defenders of the Faith and Saviors of The American Way, any more than Mormons, Muslims and Methodists have proven to be. It's about them, some some abstraction like maybe God or something.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (2Jd8G)

331 Trump getting indicted isnt far fetched. We are talking about todays fascist Democrats after all.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 03:00 PM (N6nM4)

332 I wonder if most women truly find sleeping around fun, deep down inside. I doubt it.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (7cZI+)

Shake for me, girl!
Hey, oh
Hey, oh
Hey, oh
Ooh

Posted by: Bonham John, Plant R A, Page James Patrick, Baldwin John at June 13, 2022 03:00 PM (4I/2K)

333 Canada is going to print warning labels on individual cigarettes, but if they want to helicopter govern they should use something really gross, like Trudeau in blackface

-
This is what good government looks like.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (FVME7)
++++
Even if it's fairly benign, wouldn't adding ink to the cigarette smoke mix make it worse, however marginally? Do they not care about people's health?

/sarc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2022 03:00 PM (0zQHa)

334 @ananavarro

It's simply amazing how many people around Trump, including Barr, other Cabinet Secretaries, and Senior White House staff, knew Trump was completely off-his rocker, paranoid, delusional and making insane claims, putting the country in danger AND they didn't invoke 25th Amendment.

-----------------

Now to Joey B, you ignorant loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2022 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

335 Man, I love Led Zepplin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:01 PM (XvPQV)

336 As noted above, very doubtful it was FBI material.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

Well, they had to cover the FBI label with something...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 03:01 PM (hYzEX)

337 Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

Its going to be Fitzmas all over again!!!!

...wait

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

338 Everybody doing the Monkeypox now
C'mon baby do the Monkeypox now

My little baby sister can do it with ease
It's easier than learning your A B C's
So come on, come on, do the monkeypox with me

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (0chEi)

339 328 > I mean "The Asshole Out Of A Dead Rhino" is a delicacy in China, for Heaven's sake.

Evidence #1,257,564,111 that "delicacy" = revolting. If anyone offers you a "delicacy" and you didn't grow up eating it, turn that shit down. Nobody in the history of the planet has had a "delicacy" they're not used to and thought, "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"
Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2022 02:59 PM (kDGvA)
___________________________

I did like the fried scorpion in China. Went back for seconds.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

340 Mick Jagger has COVID!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

341 At my local pride event churches were front and center promoting it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (N6nM4)

342 335 Man, I love Led Zepplin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:01 PM (XvPQV)

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No Stairway! Denied!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

343 Kurt Russell is a personal favorite. When he died in the Hateful Eight, the movie died with him.

Also you're wrong about Pulp Fiction vs H8. If you like it better, that's fine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022


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He's one of the rare (ish) child actors who made the transition successfully to adult roles, and then to stardom. The first Man From U.N.C.L.E. ep I ever saw featured the young Kurt, about 12, as the "innocent" (aka, non-spy) character. He went on to do more TV, then Disney films (when those truly were family fare), to play Elvis in a well-received TV movie, and then the big-time theatrical movies. He's about 72 now, I think?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

344 Ryne played a better second base.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (nC/mO)

345 1) You can indict a ham sandwich. Its the conviction part that's harder. Also, 2 impeachments = 2 indictments. So it's old hat for them.

2) Biden will be indicted, but he's already dead, so it's waste of time.

3) Shutting down pipelines is just a b ad for petroleum flow. Biden is assho.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at June 13, 2022 03:03 PM (fMhOl)

346 No Stairway! Denied!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

Shyaaa...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2022 03:03 PM (KbCG3)

347 337 Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

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He's too busy colluding and making phone calls without LTC Vindman listening in.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 03:03 PM (0chEi)

348 > Liberals are absolutely convinced that Trump is about to be arrested and put on trial.

For argument's sake, let's say Trump did order the protesters into the Capitol. Let's further say they were in fact going to "hang Mike Pence." Let's even go so far as to say they caught Pence and killed him.

Then what? What's the damn plan that overturns the election? Did they forget to say the magic incantation while seated in Pelosi's chair? Did they forget to hold the Capitol and declare it "Maga Country?"

Has a single leftist explained how the "Insurrection" could possibly have succeeded?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2022 03:03 PM (kDGvA)

349 I got burned out on Led Zeppelin in the 80s by AOR stations playing them like 16 times an hour. That and Journey.

Both great bands, with great songs... but so overplayed it ruined them for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

350 No Stairway! Denied!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (XvPQV)

351 Henry Ford used a planetary tranny.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (Y274z)

352 You can get numbers in the low 30's without losing the ability to settle down, if you're a man. A woman with 30+ partners? Not as easy.

It's a cargo cult all the way down. Early feminists observed that the men they knew (prominent Democrats) slept with everything and had money and power. So they concluded that sleeping with everything gives you money and power. This is why abortion is so important to them.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (ZGrMX)

353 350 No Stairway! Denied!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (XvPQV)

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Here, take two of these.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

354 Tread carefully on this subject, white knights abound!

a lot of it is just sour grapes from dudes that feel like they missed out

Posted by: brak at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (j5Tg0)

355 >>Man, I love Led Zepplin

House of the Holy sounds like one of them there Christian Nationalist things.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

356 340 Mick Jagger has COVID!
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Tranfuse some of Keith Richards blood and he'll be alright.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (0chEi)

357 AOR station?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (N6nM4)

358 So they concluded that sleeping with everything gives you money and power.

Yeah Asa Baber wrote a great article about this in the 80s. He said feminists saw men with jobs and thought they seemed happier and more "fulfilled" than women at home raising the kids.

So they went out and got jobs and found it was a miserable grind, and blamed me for somehow holding out on some secret element of work that made them happy but women couldn't get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

359 Is it gun control season? I still have my monkey pox decorations up.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (PlZ6z)

360 No Stairway! Denied!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi

I demand an Escalator to Heaven!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (FVME7)

361 355 >>Man, I love Led Zepplin

House of the Holy sounds like one of them there Christian Nationalist things.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Making me love it even more

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (XvPQV)

362 Henry Ford used a planetary tranny.
Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2022


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One from . . .

. . . okay, come on, you know what planet name I was going to use. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (txdEq)

363 AOR station

Album Oriented Rock, what is now called "classic rock" stations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

364 On May 1, 2015, Dave Goldberg died unexpectedly, and his death was originally reported as resulting from sustaining a head trauma falling from a treadmill, while the couple was vacationing in Mexico. Sandberg has subsequently said that her husband's cause of death was due to arrhythmia

In May 2019 it was reported that Sandberg and Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick had split after three years of dating. On February 3, 2020, she announced her engagement on Facebook to Kelton Global CEO Tom Bernthal.
Posted by: SD Kid at June 13, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

And his knowledge of the facts that would have sent Hillary to jail died with him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2022 03:06 PM (hYzEX)

365 There's a lady I know whose tits are made of gold and she's buying me a stairway to heaven.

That's all I remember.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2022 03:06 PM (Y274z)

366 Here, take two of these.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

Ah, Nuprin. Little, yellow, different.
(I can do this all day )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:06 PM (XvPQV)

367 some conservatives: Anyone who disagrees with a promiscuous lifestyle is a puritan who needs to shut up!

Also them: Man the world is a horrible disgusting place full of perverts, how did it ever get this way?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

368 Did you know that yule, as in yuletide, is another name for Wodin?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (0chEi)

369 366 Here, take two of these.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

Ah, Nuprin. Little, yellow, different.
(I can do this all day )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:06 PM (XvPQV)

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It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

370 332 I wonder if most women truly find sleeping around fun, deep down inside. I doubt it.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 02:52 PM (7cZI+)

I doubt it too. And I'm eternally grateful that a good woman rescued me from all that insanity.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (MkuC5)

371
Yeah Asa Baber wrote a great article about this in the 80s. He said feminists saw men with jobs and thought they seemed happier and more "fulfilled" than women at home raising the kids.

So they went out and got jobs and found it was a miserable grind, and blamed me for somehow holding out on some secret element of work that made them happy but women couldn't get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

Taking joy in caring for their families was probably inconceivable.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (b2nrj)

372 Noodus stock market

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)

373 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (XvPQV)

374 #364
Those exercise machines are killers.

Posted by: Whorehouse Harry Reid at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (Y274z)

375 He said feminists saw men with jobs and thought they seemed happier and more "fulfilled" than women at home

Yeah they were happy due to not having to work with a bunch of cats and hens. Now that the wimmenz have followed them to the workplace, the men at work are twice as miserable as the allegedly unhappy homemakers were pre-Betty Friedan and that crusty bunch.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (DJFLF)

376 The advice that women who want to settle down should first date and have sex with multiple men and types of men will often backfire. What really happens is not that women find their correct "type" from among the herd of men they dated, but they start to pick and choose various characteristics from various men and think they can put together a Frankenstein of their perfect man.

But they fail to realize that's impossible. Certain men have certain traits because they are a certain type of man. You can't like certain traits of an alpha man but wish he had x, y, and z from the sensitive man. Doesn't exist in nature.

I assume the same is true for guys wanting to find the right women by dating a lot of women. They start to pick and choose and assemble their impossible Frankenstein.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

377 @326 Mark Andrew Edwards-yes men and women are different and sex has a different meaning for both. Too many partners for women is psychologically damaging, too many partners for men is not.

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (csMc6)

378 367 some conservatives: Anyone who disagrees with a promiscuous lifestyle is a puritan who needs to shut up!

Also them: Man the world is a horrible disgusting place full of perverts, how did it ever get this way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2022 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

Well there's also a reality check that you're not going to get anywhere by policing cads. One cad can sleep with multiple women. The only way to de-sluttify the situation is to get the women to stop sleeping around.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (b2nrj)

379 Planetary Tranny used to tour with Bachman Turner Overdrive back in the day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (PlZ6z)

380 Did you know that yule, as in yuletide, is another name for Wodin?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 13, 2022


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So Wednesday (Woden's Day) is actually Yule Day?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

381 God, some of you guys whining about women having sex. The hymen is not a freshness seal! The vagina doesn't enlarge with the number of dicks it's had! Christ, usually you aren't this incellic...

And it isn't like one salary can support a family with kids now. A woman who's gone to college and gotten a job is not a personal threat to you and your penis.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (EvAEs)

382 I'd bet guys heavily into porn can't pair bond either. Seems like if you spend to much time on "dating", you don't know how to form a relationship.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (5HBd1)

383 When I was in college everyone was fucking everyone else. And nobody really cared. I never heard the term body counts or things like that. Every college has the joke that something funny will happen if a virgin graduates.

This stuff about high value men wanting pure women is such nonsense.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (N6nM4)

384 Hateful Eight is better than Pulp Fiction, fite me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken



Hateful 8 is one of the worst movies I think I have ever seen. A two hour excuse for Tarantino to have every character say "n*gger" as many times as humanly possible. I normally like Tarantino's work, but that movie blew chunks.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (Xi/rJ)

385 So what is gas is $7, $8, $9, or $10 gallon !!! The earth's temperature has dropped 0.000000000000000000000001 degree Celsius in the past 6 months !!!!! That is good news and Joe Biden should boast about this achievement to save the children of color starving in all the African Shithole Countries !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 13, 2022 03:10 PM (hHyA1)

386
I assume the same is true for guys wanting to find the right women by dating a lot of women. They start to pick and choose and assemble their impossible Frankenstein.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 13, 2022 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

I take the opposite view that men in general won't have high standards. How many men expect their wife to be a virgin today?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 03:11 PM (b2nrj)

387 JUST IN: Canada is beginning to introduce a mandatory monkeypox quarantine.
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That's for travellers entering the country who [already?] have monkeypox; it's not a WuFlu-style lockdown.

City health agencies are encouraging gays to get vaccinated, and it's a real pre-2020 vaccine -- the smallpox one.

Link in my sock that's not in favour of it, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 13, 2022 03:11 PM (yikp0)

388 384 Hateful 8 is one of the worst movies I think I have ever seen. A two hour excuse for Tarantino to have every character say "n*gger" as many times as humanly possible. I normally like Tarantino's work, but that movie blew chunks.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (Xi/rJ)

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Three hour.

It is three hours long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 13, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

389 Hateful 8 was supposed to be a Django sequel.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 13, 2022 03:12 PM (N6nM4)

390 310 I've seen carousel riders complain that the guys never give them orgasms. So on top of all the other degradations (it isn't called a "walk of shame" for nothing), diseases, inability to pair-bond, etc., they don't even get that? How pathetic.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 13, 2022 02:54 PM (MTm8X)

'Tis better to give than receive, ladies.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM (nByzo)

And this is how we've gotten overrun with mentally retarded blue haired women...you guys receiving from the ugliest girl in the room just because you can did that.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 13, 2022 03:12 PM (sI15f)

391 And yet the default marital status in this nation is...Married. With at least one child.

so I don't know about this pop psychology predictor of being able to find a mate.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

392 391 And yet the default marital status in this nation is...Married. With at least one child.

so I don't know about this pop psychology predictor of being able to find a mate.
Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2022 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

Mostly skewed by older folk. Median age of first marriage has been climbing for decades and marriages frequently end in divorce.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 13, 2022 03:14 PM (b2nrj)

393 God, some of you guys whining about women having sex. The hymen is not a freshness seal! The vagina doesn't enlarge with the number of dicks it's had! Christ, usually you aren't this incellic...

And it isn't like one salary can support a family with kids now. A woman who's gone to college and gotten a job is not a personal threat to you and your penis.
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 13, 2022 03:09 PM (EvAEs)

Lots of strawpersyns and assumptions here.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 13, 2022 03:15 PM (7cZI+)

394 *Three hour.

It is three hours long.*

A three hour tour?

Posted by: Gilligan' at June 13, 2022 03:15 PM (PlZ6z)

395 This stuff about high value men wanting pure women is such nonsense.

It's not just high value men. The "37 dicks? in a ROW?!" joke from Clerks resonates because it's true.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2022 03:15 PM (ZGrMX)

396 @382 Notsothoreu-hence the No Fap movement. Jerking off to porn causes ED when all your attuned to is a visual on a screen. No motivation to go out and interact with real women and no ability to do so normally. Porn is very damaging.

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 03:16 PM (csMc6)

397 Do they have ratings on tinder? You'd think that would be a no brainer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2022 02:56 PM
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Brilliant. We can crack into the female dating app business by simply offering a "did you cum" button, viewable (and the rankings) only to the female clientele.

Question remains: will the girls trade status for happy endings? My guess is hypergamy will still rule.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 13, 2022 03:17 PM (vcv8B)

398 Jeepers guys.

Some of y'all really need to go get laid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2022 03:20 PM (1027l)

399 Not sure what Sandberg looks like, but Lorenz is a passable 6. I'd assume, in such a scenario, that I was the punisher and she the punishee and happily bang away...

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 13, 2022 03:21 PM (nC/mO)

400 @381 alias quint&jessel-well if you actually read peoples comments about women with high body counts it wasn’t about a woman’s pussy becoming loose genius, it was their ability to PAIR BOND. Incel is equal to calling conservatives nazi’s, racist, fascist these days. Maybe reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit.

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 03:26 PM (csMc6)

401 I think both men and women get screwed up by idolating sex as the highest and best pursuit in this life, and never being satisfied by monogamy. And pRon has probably degraded sex by showing the worst possible stuff, like red-socking, as some kind of twisted goal.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 13, 2022 03:26 PM (EvAEs)

402 Look at a thread from a few weeks ago, a group interaction sex 1 does 3, 2 does 4 &3. 5 does 1 & 2, it's a disaster.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB8)

403 We've reached another equality milestone - high powered women can be just a corrupt as men!

Who knew?!

Posted by: ValK at June 13, 2022 03:35 PM (XCcGb)

404 Pair bonding isn't proved. And it would not only apply to women, as women are of the same species as men. And I'm pretty confident in my reading ability, JROD. And, and, incel does not equal nazi. OMG.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 13, 2022 03:36 PM (EvAEs)

405 @404 alias quint&jessel-incel doesn’t equal nazi? Really, no shit Sherlock. Incel is tossed around like nazi and racist. Just a go to when your argument sucks. Men and women are the same species? Who knew? Lmao. Pair bonding is unproven……uh, ok. Guess you’re an expert of intersexual dynamics and believe men and women are the same only difference is physical, no psychological differences in approach to problem solving and relationships, right?

Posted by: JROD at June 13, 2022 03:49 PM (csMc6)

406 They only turn on their own when they need to keep one from ratting them out.

Posted by: Coki at June 13, 2022 03:50 PM (Bg/TD)

407 I'm sure TPTB threatened her long ago ... she just didn't take them seriously.

Posted by: Coki at June 13, 2022 03:51 PM (Bg/TD)

408 This feels more like internal power politics. I've worked for large companies like FB before and abuse of corporate resources for personal use is just one of the perks of being senior management. Wedding planning? I've seen IT departments pulled off of corporate work to wire an executive's beach vacation house. The only time a company invokes this rule is when an exec outright steals clients or resources to compete with their employer. That, or if they want to go after an exec and they haven't got anything else that can stick.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 13, 2022 04:51 PM (TMX68)

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