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Non-Binary Actor and Woman-Choker Ezra Miller Accused of Using Violence, Intimidation, and Drugs to "Hold Sway" Over a Child Since She Was 12 Years Old

Gee I sure hope Hollywood offers me some more Moral Lessons.

Via Clownfish TV, They/Them might finally get fired by Warner Bros.

What kind of "sway" does an adult man want over a 12 year old girl?

The cascade of legal troubles continued today for 29-year-old Flash star Ezra Miller as parents of an 18-year-old named Tokata Iron Eyes filed paperwork asking a judge to issue an order of protection against the actor on behalf of their child.

"Ezra uses violence, intimidation, threat of violence, fear, paranoia, delusions, and drugs to hold sway over a young adolescent Tokata," says the filing, which was obtained by multiple outlets.

The 18-year-old's parents allege the two met at Standing Rock Reservation in North Dakota when their child was just 12. The parents allege Miller gave Tokata alcohol and drugs, flew the child to London and to places such as Vermont, New York, California and Hawaii.


It was in Hawaii that Miller was arrested twice earlier this year, once for an altercation in a bar and another time for second-degree assault.

Why was Ezra Miller flying a teenager around to be with him?

Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?

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Even if the parents were in on this disgusting scheme, 1, you can't consent to the trafficking of your child, and 2, the parents' consent to the trafficking of their child doesn't help Ezra Miller.

More from PJ Media's Megan Fox:

Miller and Tokata met when she was 12 and he was 23. After striking up what her parents called an "unlikely friendship," Miller started flying her to his events in 2017. The "friendship" interfered in Tokata's schooling to such an extent that she dropped out to be with him.

According to TMZ, "the parents say they flew to Miller's Vermont home in January to get their daughter ... and discovered she didn't have her driver's license, car keys, bank card, and other items needed to navigate life independently. They say they also found bruises on Tokata's body which they allege Ezra caused."

"My family is living a nightmare," wrote Jumping Eagle. "Ezra Miller has brainwashed my daughter Tokata Iron Eyes, physically assaulted her, is perpetuating cult-like behaviors and emotional abuse. Ezra's dangerous behaviors are escalating with no accountability from Warner Brothers."

Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses. If an adult man is showing keen and sustained interest in a child -- if a 25 year old man forms an "unlikely friendship" with a 12 year old girl -- his interest is sexual. Period.


You know, people have wondered if this whole "I'm a Non-Binary!" thing with Ezra Miller was just some kind of cynical shield to protect him from what he's really got going on.

If so -- well, it sure has worked like gangbusters so far.

The child groomed by they/them -- I'm sorry, allegedly groomed -- denies it, and claims that her parents are just being "transphobic."

"My father and his allegations hold no weight and are frankly transphobic and based in the notion that I am somehow incapable of coherent thought or opposing opinions."

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A couple of years ago, Ezra Miller choke-slammed a pregnant woman in Iceland.

He was recently arrested for throwing a chair at a woman in Hawaii.

And then arrested for spitting in the face of man.

During that arrest, he screamed "I am transgender non-binary and do not want to be searched by a man."

He also proclaimed he was filming the incident on his own bodycam, and said that he did this because he sold his bodycam videos as "NFTs."

Then he ran away, screaming like a maniac, and obviously altered by one or more substances.

The Flash movie, which no one wants to see, and which Warner Bros. did not want to make but had to be pressured into making, has been pushed back until 2023.

They're really going to release this? With this psychopathic substance-abusing woman-hitting child-groomer?

Who would pay to see this?

Warner Bros.'s DC division fired Henry Cavill and kept Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

Meanwhile, Warner Bros. is also in bed with this freak in their "Wizarding World" Harry Potter spinoff series.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM




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1 Howdy, everybody!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:27 PM (Qy7kP)

2 Happy Friday! Now to read the content.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:28 PM (Qy7kP)

3 Henry Cavill is eye candy!!

Posted by: Jmel at June 10, 2022 04:28 PM (qT/vC)

4 If f*cking underage trannies is wrong I don't want to be right!

Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 10, 2022 04:29 PM (ESjRY)

5 My uncle drove a Tokata for awhile. Thing burned a LOT of oil.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 04:29 PM (PlZ6z)

6 But its ok for the cops to do it to George Floyd!

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at June 10, 2022 04:29 PM (Z4oqp)

7 "Why was Ezra Miller flying a teenager around to be with him?"

With Epstein's island closed, we celebrities are forced to bring our underage sex slaves with us! SO inconvenient...

Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 10, 2022 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

8 2012: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?

2020: Kids have to know about transexualism so they know if they are!

2022: What does f*cking your tranny 12 year old have to do with you anyway h8ter?

Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2022 04:30 PM (ESjRY)

9 I almost feel bad for WB. He's part in two of their biggest franchises.

But then I realize that I really don't give a shit about media conglomerates and I just bask in the pain of my betters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

10 Read the content. what a rookie mistake.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2022 04:30 PM (N1tpc)

11 Wow.... almost if you disagree with how God Made You... you are crazy... and will do cray cray shit.

/looks surprised.... not

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2022 04:30 PM (oHd/0)

12 Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?
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Boom. That was my immediate question. Why did the parents permit this to go on for 6 years until the girl hit legal adulthood before attempting to intervene?

The unforgiving part of me that makes assumptions thinks that they pimped her out until she got old enough to get out of their clutches and then she told them all to fuck off and now they're trying to salvage whatever cash they can from Miller.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (0zQHa)

13 Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. Every time I read the news I end up hating everybody. Going to read a violent Larry Correia novel now so as to fee better. Good Shabbos....

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (1QBMw)

14 I don't know who this is. I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (DRSnL)

15 Fuck em

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (s++6l)

16 Skipping the Miller stuff, because, really, **** him:

Good news:
I am in Virginia for the MoMee.

Bad news (for me, anyway):

I forget to take the multi-tool Dad gave me before he died out of my laptop bag before the trip. It's now the property of the freakin' TSA.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (nL6p0)

17 Ezra Miller seems nice.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson, Pederast at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (R/m4+)

18 What the fuck?

Remember when Rock Hudson being gay was a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (08ncd)

19 Warner Bros.'s DC division fired Henry Cavill and kept Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

Henry's acting was better then the average in the DC superhero movies, and he looks the part of superman

So yeah...apparently the issue is he was deficient in kid f*cking.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (ESjRY)

20 Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses. If an adult man is showing keen and sustained interest in a child -- if a 25 year old man forms an "unlikely friendship" with a 12 year old girl -- his interest is sexual. Period.
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Probably. Even if it isn't sexual, it's some other form of perversion and inappropriate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2022 04:32 PM (0zQHa)

21 Whoever is in charge of casting for DC movies had done a really bang-up job. First Amber, and now this guy.

Posted by: Thatch at June 10, 2022 04:32 PM (qWceQ)

22 We'll give you six years to stop raping our daughter, you brute!

Posted by: Tokata's Shitty Parents at June 10, 2022 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

23 It's pretty easy to see that nearly everyone in Hollywood is some kind of messed up.

At some point, people will have to consider why they are buying the products these dangerous people want to use to "change the world".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 10, 2022 04:32 PM (N1tpc)

24 Will WB finally stop funding him?
If so... when does Disney hire him?

Oh sorry, 'transgender non binary boy'...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (Kdc2Q)

25 Warner Bros.'s DC division fired Henry Cavill and kept Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

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The rumor of a few days ago is that new Discovery CEO is pissed at JJ Abrams for going nowhere in his development deal (including Black Superman movie), and is moving to bring Henry Cavill back as Supes.

Also, Heard is apparently barely in Aquaman 2, and The Flash was filmed before Ezra became quite this much of a liability. I'm hoping for a reshoot, just to cost them money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

26 As the proud father of an 11 year old girl, I can expertly testify that children that age are idiots and have no business making their own decisions about anything except what to eat for breakfast. This kid is hopelessly brainwashed and should be taken to get deprogrammed and this Miller fuck should be flung off a skyscraper.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (tRd71)

27 I forget to take the multi-tool Dad gave me before he died out of my laptop bag before the trip. It's now the property of the freakin' TSA.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (nL6p0)

Oh that sucks. There's usually someplace you can go to mail it to yourself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (DRSnL)

28 Hey, I thought she was an adult, like 14 or whatever.

Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (d4FMw)

29 You know, people have wondered if this whole "I'm a Non-Binary!" thing with Ezra Miller was just some kind of cynical shield to protect him from what he's really got going on.

If so -- well, it sure has worked like gangbusters so far.

The child groomed by they/them -- I'm sorry, allegedly groomed -- denies it, and claims that her parents are just being "transphobic."
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Start a clock on this shit, every time. Whenever some powerful or famous asshole comes out as gay or trans or whatever, or declares himself to be a "male feminist," start the clock on this shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (0zQHa)

30 Who names their kid Ezra? I guess if you look at your kid and decide he's not masculine enough to be named Eliot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (Qy7kP)

31 So what movies has Ezra Miller been in ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (bs+z0)

32 Hey, you can't do this behavior unless you join the union first, pal.

Posted by: Teachers Teamster Thug. at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (uiT+8)

33 Ezra who?

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

34 Going to read a violent Larry Correia novel now so as to fee better. Good Shabbos....
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (1QBMw)

I'm reading the first of Declan Finn's "St. Tommy" books. NYPD officer who turns out to be an actual Saint.

So far, so good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (nL6p0)

35 The FNM: Any of you mouth breathers that think the elites are using their power to get away with molesting kids are crazy conspiracy theorists.

Also the FNM: Another member of the elite using his power to get away with molesting kids is just an isolated incident. I mean he probably didn't even put it in zer front hole.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (ESjRY)

36 >>>if a 25 year old man forms an "unlikely friendship" with a 12 year old girl -- his interest is sexual. Period.

Yep.

As the proud father of an 11 year old girl, I can expertly testify that children that age are idiots and have no business making their own decisions about anything except what to eat for breakfast. This kid is hopelessly brainwashed and should be taken to get deprogrammed and this Miller fuck should be flung off a skyscraper.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (tRd71)

Endorsed.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:35 PM (nByzo)

37 31 So what movies has Ezra Miller been in ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (bs+z0)

========

He's the Flash in the DC comic movies, and he's some important thing in the new Fantastic Beasts movies (since the first one).

Outside of that? Well, any actor would love having that, but not much else.

His breakout role was in "We Need to Talk About Kevin" where he convincingly played a psychopath who shot up a school with a bow and arrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

38 So what you're saying is Mohammed was a non-binary trannie?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2022 04:35 PM (5W4LC)

39 Sounds like this Ezra guy is a fabulous POS!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (wtvvX)

40 Ah, reading her defense of Miller later on in the post (I should have read further before commenting), I change my assumption. Mom and dad got cut out of the deal when she became age of majority. The net effect is the same - the cash dried up and they want more.

That's my assumption unless I hear otherwise. They pimped her out but now that she's a technical grown-up, the money spring has run dry and this is extortion.

Yeesh. Talk about no good guys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (0zQHa)

41 What kind of "sway" does an adult man want over a 12 year old girl?

Hair sniffin' rights, Ace.

Posted by: Joe B at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (7bRMQ)

42
Fkn pervert

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (u0o+A)

43 Now I remember him. He was the evil asshole in We Need to Talk About Kevin. Good casting.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (qpX6U)

44 Why didn't the Standing Rock Sioux NATION arrest and execute Miller for child molestation when he was there in January? (The Feds would never lift a finger if an Indian Nation broke US or state laws, not in the Woke Age.) The question answers itself, unfortunately.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (AMIL/)

45 37 31 So what movies has Ezra Miller been in ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2022 04:34 PM (bs+z0)


So he was the freaky kid in Fantastic beasts.. Creedence I think

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2022 04:37 PM (bs+z0)

46 44 Why didn't the Standing Rock Sioux NATION arrest and execute Miller for child molestation when he was there in January? (The Feds would never lift a finger if an Indian Nation broke US or state laws, not in the Woke Age.) The question answers itself, unfortunately.
Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (AMIL/)

==========

Because modern day tribal councils aren't exactly clean in terms of corruption?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

47 I forget to take the multi-tool Dad gave me before he died out of my laptop bag before the trip. It's now the property of the freakin' TSA.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (nL6p0)

Oh that sucks. There's usually someplace you can go to mail it to yourself.
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Take it to the Lost and Found; pick it up when you get back

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2022 04:37 PM (5W4LC)

48 *Who names their kid Ezra?*

Ahem

Posted by: The Old Testament Prohet at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (PlZ6z)

49 Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses.

This view is mistaken. It's not at all the way my childhood worked, which was filled with good adults, including men, who took a wholesome interest in me as I was growing up. At school, in cub scouts and boy scouts, etc.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

50 Why didn't the Standing Rock Sioux NATION arrest and execute Miller for child molestation when he was there in January? (The Feds would never lift a finger if an Indian Nation broke US or state laws, not in the Woke Age.) The question answers itself, unfortunately.
Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 10, 2022 04:36 PM (AMIL/)


We only have one law - No pipeline, unless you give us generational wealth.

Posted by: Standing Rock Sioux Nation at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

51 "I'm transgender, non-binary! Don't touch my penis!"

Now that's funny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (Y5qcH)

52 I am shocked, Two Dogs Fucking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

53 When Ace posts about celebrity crap, I hardly ever know who he's talking about. I used to think that was an indication that I need to broaden my exposure to pop culture. You know--catch up.

I don't think that any more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

54 The parents were in on in? If I was that native girl's dad and I found out about Ezra, I'd wampum!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (7bRMQ)

55 21 Whoever is in charge of casting for DC movies had done a really bang-up job. First Amber, and now this guy.
Posted by: Thatch at June 10, 2022 04:32 PM (qWceQ)

Yeah. These Warner Brothers actors, am I right?

*flop sweat*

Posted by: Joss Weadon at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (uiT+8)

56 36 yes. The parents should be prosecuted, too. But the it called Ezra was an adult, too.

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (ONvIw)

57 That pregnant chick had an underrated left hook by the way. STOP OPPRESSING ME!?!

Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (d4FMw)

58 The parents need horse whipped.

Can't do the news anymore.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (E0NVW)

59 Anyone else getting a cloth face mask ad here?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

60 From Wikipedia:

Iron Eyes began her activism at age 9, when she testified against a uranium mine in the Black Hills. At age 12, she spoke in a viral video advocating for action against the Dakota Access Pipeline, which later sparked the social media campaign, "Rezpect Our Water."

After she met Greta Thunberg in September 2019, Iron Eyes and Thunberg hosted a series of rallies about climate change and the proposed Keystone XL Pipeline in October 2019 — including at the Red Cloud Indian School on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota, where Iron Eyes was a student; at the Youth Climate Activism Panel in Rapid City, South Dakota; and at Standing Rock High School in Fort Yates, North Dakota.
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Sorry, no. No nine year-old is a "political activist." Maybe the latter part with Thunberg (she was 15 by then) - *maybe* - but earlier shit is her being used by her parents or some other authority figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2022 04:39 PM (0zQHa)

61 49 "Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses."

This view is mistaken. It's not at all the way my childhood worked, which was filled with good adults, including men, who took a wholesome interest in me as I was growing up. At school, in cub scouts and boy scouts, etc.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

There can be interest in guidance and teaching. As a friend in the sense of someone you play with and hang out with, terribly unlikely.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

62 Never heard of this guy?
Why should i care?
I am waiting for the next Burt Lancaster Movie to come out before I ever go to the movies again. Or maybe a Job Wayne movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

63 Anyone else remember the weird and awkward video of Ezra forcing his costars of the DC movies to announce their opposition to the patriarchy during interviews?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

64 Have no idea who any of these people are.

Meanwhile, I've been thoroughly enjoying consuming The Chosen.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (PlZ6z)

65 You got tranny in my Pervywood

NO you got Pervywood in my tranny

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (WKPeU)

66 What a fruitcake

Posted by: NCKate at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (2oJif)

67 Ezra has some good qualities, he's famous and he's rich. Did I mention he's RICH!!

Posted by: Chief Bang My Daughter at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (d4FMw)

68 Joss Whedon was usually good at picking eye candy with acceptable acting skills in my memory...SMG, Charisma Carpenter, etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (ESjRY)

69 A lot of gay men really hate women. The LGBTXYZ movement gives these men cover for beating up, humiliating and even erasing women. In fact, it makes them heroes when they do.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (BJKQV)

70 Or maybe a Job Wayne movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

---------------

John Wayne's brother? I heard he had a rough life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM (Qy7kP)

71 69 A lot of gay men really hate women. The LGBTXYZ movement gives these men cover for beating up, humiliating and even erasing women. In fact, it makes them heroes when they do.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 04:41 PM (BJKQV)

=========

"We'll take it a step further. We'll call ourselves women and get even women to cheer us on when we torture other women!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

72
Farts

Double farts

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM (u0o+A)

73 We live in a world where children are constantly telling us they're adults, capable of making their own choices,and then they go around lopping off their body parts, and killing their babies, while accepting the drugs pushed by bazillion dollar pharmaceutical companies.

Obviously we should listen to them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM (eruGX)

74 Apparently I need to spend some time perusing the tabloids at the checkout lane, because I have no clue who any of these people are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (a3Q+t)

75 I don't know who Ezra Miller is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (l7p9i)

76 This view is mistaken. It's not at all the way my childhood worked, which was filled with good adults, including men, who took a wholesome interest in me as I was growing up. At school, in cub scouts and boy scouts, etc.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

There can be interest in guidance and teaching. As a friend in the sense of someone you play with and hang out with, terribly unlikely.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

Yeah. It was great coaching my youngest's Little League team, and we participate in Cub Scouts. But I take great pains to avoid any other people's children unless there is another adult present.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (nByzo)

77 The movie everyone is waiting for, starring Alec Baldwin, Amber Heard, and Ezra Miller.

Directed by Roman Polanski.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (rfnIR)

78 while accepting the drugs pushed by bazillion dollar pharmaceutical companies.

The left circa 2012: You know your doctor will cut your foot off just to make a little extra money.

The left circa 2021: If you don't believe globo mega corps will put your personal health about their profit margins you are a science hating NAZI.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)

79 He gave her acid?

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2022 04:44 PM (ONvIw)

80 We need an ace of spades emoji whenever there is a new thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 10, 2022 04:44 PM (NpAcC)

81 Farts
Double farts
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM

Cut. Jib. Smell-o-gram?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell ( D-CA) at June 10, 2022 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

82 Or maybe a Job Wayne movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

---------------

John Wayne's brother? I heard he had a rough life.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:42 PM (Qy7kP)

Fuck I should learn how to type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (Irn0L)

83 And I've decided, this being 2022, it's time we all stop using archaic words like "men" and "women."

Instead, everyone should be referred to as people who can't have abortions, and people who shouldn't.

That covers everybody.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (eruGX)

84 I think we all owe Jerry Lee Lewis an apology.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (ifUkZ)

85 Summer Glau is not hot. Sad but true.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (44ww/)

86 There can be interest in guidance and teaching. As a friend in the sense of someone you play with and hang out with, terribly unlikely.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

Yep. I've mentored kids in youth groups, Sea Scouts and other orgs. And I love doing it. But they know my tagine is "I don't like other people's kids." The adults who try to make friends with the kids are often just attempting to use them to fulfill some need in their life.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (BJKQV)

87 The movie everyone is waiting for, starring Alec Baldwin, Amber Heard, and Ezra Miller.

Directed by Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (rfnIR)


It has a shooting scene. And we're going to have to film that several times. Get ready, Alec.

Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (FJYfm)

88 Hey, she's not old enough to have a firearm, but she definitely old enough to get f*cked by Ezra Miller!

Posted by: The_Hoser at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (7+4Wi)

89 BTW, Ezra is binary. I'll be damned of I call him they. It maybe, but no plural

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2022 04:46 PM (ONvIw)

90 Summer Glau is not hot. Sad but true.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (44ww/)

Uh oh. Garrett has gotten to you, hasn't he.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:46 PM (nByzo)

91 Why did DC fire Henry Cavill?

Posted by: butch at June 10, 2022 04:46 PM (kuH1f)

92 It's almost as if there's a one-to-one-to-one correlation between the non-binary, pedophilia, and severe mental illness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 10, 2022 04:46 PM (3m/gK)

93 Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (rfnIR)

Produced by Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (vN+oL)

94 Job Wayne

in

Whale Bravo

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (44ww/)

95 > The Old Testament Prohet

Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (bW8dp)

96 He gave her acid?

One of the more amazing parts of the last year or so is how many members of the elite are on video committing crimes and no one is charging them for it.

Pretty sure smoking crack and banging hookers is against the law in DC and yet Hunter still is free as a bird.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (ESjRY)

97 Anyone else remember the weird and awkward video of Ezra forcing his costars of the DC movies to announce their opposition to the patriarchy during interviews?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

OK, now you've gone from enthusiastic movie critic to borderline addict behavior.

Do we need to stage an intervention? Will it be forcing you to watch all of Cannon films' library to reset?

Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (uiT+8)

98 Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses.
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I don't. I like kids. I enjoy talking with them. But in our sick world, I don't talk much to kids unless the parents are present. It's sad that it has to be that way.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (sWM8x)

99 There are some gross mfers in this world. Now why hasn't this dude been arrested? Parents too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (8GBH4)

100 Ooh, I forgot, special guest star Kevin Spacey!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (rfnIR)

101 Who's Whitney?


Where's Joe?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (t/4Zp)

102 96. Lawless corrupt government

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (ONvIw)

103 97 OK, now you've gone from enthusiastic movie critic to borderline addict behavior.

Do we need to stage an intervention? Will it be forcing you to watch all of Cannon films' library to reset?
Posted by: Bete at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (uiT+

=========

Pretty sure I only saw it here. It's ace's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

104 Whale Bravo
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (44ww/)

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Nah, you're thinking of the other brother, Jonah Wayne.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (Qy7kP)

105 He gave her acid?

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2022 04:44 PM (ONvIw)

Built up a resistance to fire water already.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (7bRMQ)

106 Ooh, I forgot, special guest star Kevin Spacey!

This guy had...3?...victims kill themselves. He's the Hillary Clinton of acting.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:48 PM (ESjRY)

107
Fuck I should learn how to type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM (Irn0L)


I hope none of your patients are on here this afternoon. A dentist who can't operate a keyboard is one I wouldn't choose to use power tools in my mouth.

:-)

Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (AMIL/)

108 95 > The Old Testament Prohet

Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (bW8dp)

To each his own.

Posted by: Pearl Bodine at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (BJKQV)

109 Fuck I should learn how to type
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:45 PM

Some people limerick.
Some people pun.
Some people typo.
It's a small, small world.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Sounds like he would fit right in at Disney.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (lTGtQ)

111 95 > The Old Testament Prohet

Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (bW8dp)

Yeah, no Nimrods either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (oHd/0)

112 54 The parents were in on it? If I was that native girl's dad and I found out about Ezra, I'd wampum!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2022 04:38 PM (7bRMQ)

---

There's no need for violence. They'll just Sioux him for all he's got.

Posted by: The_Hoser at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (7+4Wi)

113 Job Wayne was the one with bad skin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (Qy7kP)

114 HANG MIKE PENCE

Posted by: Steve at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (KlzmJ)

115 The movie everyone is waiting for, starring Alec Baldwin, Amber Heard, and Ezra Miller.

Directed by Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 10, 2022 04:43 PM (rfnIR)

Adapted by Taylor Lorenz, from an original play by Robin DeAngelo.

Produced by the Weinstein Group.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (eruGX)

116 95 > The Old Testament Prohet

Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (bW8dp)

Nimrod

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)

117 One of typing issues, of the many i have, is I switch back and forth between my MAC, which I like, and my military work computer, a Dell, which I don't like.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (Irn0L)

118 Sarah Jumping Eagle?

Gotta call BS on that one.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (7DK/q)

119 > The parents were in on in?

Of course they were in on it.

A tranny freak wants to spend lots of "alone time" with your 12-year-old daughter.

What's your reaction to that?

Yeah. They knew. And I concur that they were likely getting paid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)

120 Sounds like a prime example of a need to return to Frontier Justice.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)

121 > Yeah, no Nimrods either.

Or Onans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)

122 There's no need for violence. They'll just Sioux him for all he's got.

Posted by: The_Hoser at June 10, 2022 04:49 PM (7+4Wi)

They's probably settle for a scalp.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (nByzo)

123 Pretty sure smoking crack and banging hookers is against the law in DC
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM

Aren't they necessary prerequisites for being Mayor?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Just gave my dog a bath. He hates me now. He'll love me again at dinner time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (8GBH4)

125 *Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.*


Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey's first name is a typo. It was supposed to be "Orpah" from the Book Of Ruth.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (PlZ6z)

126 Why did DC fire Henry Cavill?
Posted by: butch at June 10, 2022 04:46 PM (kuH1f)

Wouldn't shave his mustache.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (eruGX)

127 Or Onans.


Hey is it dark in here or is it just me?

Posted by: Onan at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

128 Ahoy!

Republicans Should Pay for Their Gun Control Cowardice Tim Miller

Sebastian Hughes reports in the Daily Caller that concern troll John Cornyn has taken off the table a proposal to raise to 21 the minimum age to purchase semiautomatic shotguns and rifles. I always expect serious thinkers (and teen girls) to call Senators "Concern Trolls".

Cornyn’s rejection of the 21-year age limit is craven, nauseating, insane on the merits, and more evidence that the GOP’s negotiations are in bad faith. It’s also politically self destructive: It puts Senate Republicans against the majority of their own constituents. Pointless erosion of rights is TIGHT, so we should do it before the Dems do!

The notion that high schoolers can access a semiauto but not a White Claw is much easier to understand... speaking of teenage girls, the fact Miller goes to White Claws as a high schooler's drink of choice speaks volumes about him...

Posted by: Intrepid Bulwark AoS Liaison at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

129 Ezra was a priest, not a prophet.

Also, historically it's been a rather popular name.

Posted by: Ackshully Guy at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (BJKQV)

130 Or Onans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)

Yeah, that guy. Whatta jerk.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (7bRMQ)

131 119

Yeah. They knew. And I concur that they were likely getting paid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)

"You must not defile your daughter by making her a prostitute, or the land will be prostituted and filled with depravity. "

Yeah Mosaic laws like this come about because people are doing it in the first place.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (b2nrj)

132
116 95 > The Old Testament Prohet

Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM (bW8dp)

Nimrod
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)

Buzzi. Nabal. Baalam.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (Vr12I)

133 Left a little surprise for you in your shoe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk's Dog at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (Qy7kP)

134 Who would pay to see this?

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The Netflix Pedo Programming Division has a great idea for a reboot starring this thing: "Flash Pants."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (3m/gK)

135 129 Ezra was a priest, not a prophet.

Also, historically it's been a rather popular name.
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Ezra Pound agrees.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (ifUkZ)

136 123 Pretty sure smoking crack and banging hookers is against the law in DC
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM

Aren't they necessary prerequisites for being Mayor?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM

The bitch set me up!

Posted by: Marion Barry at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

137 I wasn't sure until I looked it up, but, I see Ezra played the goofy looking Flash in Justice League.

Hollywood seems intent on making sure both their movies and their actors are awful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

138 You all are haters. Hollywood is full of stand up persons like Ezra Miller. You should trust us to raise your kids.

Posted by: Bryan Singer at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (uiT+8)

139 If an adult man is showing keen and sustained interest in a child -- if a 25 year old man forms an "unlikely friendship" with a 12 year old girl -- his interest is sexual. Period.

___________

Same is also true of adult males showing unusual interest in having sleep-overs and trips with young boys.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (MvHI3)

140 125 *Yeah, well, Jethro and Gomer are also characters in the Bible, but I wouldn't name my kid either of those.*


Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey's first name is a typo. It was supposed to be "Orpah" from the Book Of Ruth.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (PlZ6z)

Well, of course.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (Vr12I)

141 The notion that high schoolers can access a semiauto but not a White Claw is much easier to understand... speaking of teenage girls, the fact Miller goes to White Claws as a high schooler's drink of choice speaks volumes about him...

Posted by: Intrepid Bulwark AoS Liaison at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

Hah! Nice catch.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (nByzo)

142 It's a second-rate name when you think about it

Posted by: Better Than Ezra at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (vN+oL)

143 119 > The parents were in on in?

Of course they were in on it.
A tranny freak wants to spend lots of "alone time" with your 12-year-old daughter.
What's your reaction to that?

Yeah. They knew. And I concur that they were likely getting paid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)


Price of fire water go up heap big much with Biden-flation.

Posted by: Sam Blanket Ass at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (AMIL/)

144 After striking up what her parents called an "unlikely friendship"
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Oh FFS

It would have been even more unlikely if the fuckers didn't allow it.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (dscaa)

145 "Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?"

The linkup of the family to that sweet, sweet rich Hollywood cash must have been awfully tempting.

Posted by: MW at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (LJrwl)

146 Buzzi. Nabal. Baalam.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (Vr12I)

I could see naming a kid Buzzi. Turns out the pronunciation is awful though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (b2nrj)

147 Nimrod
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)

Nimrod was a great hunter. Not a bad name until that Bugs Bunny cartoon messed it up.

Posted by: Ackshully Guy at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (BJKQV)

148 I always like Better than Ezra

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (2JoB8)

149 Left a little surprise for you in your shoe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk's Dog at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM

* makes a note *

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)

150 129 Ezra was a priest, not a prophet.

Also, historically it's been a rather popular name.

Posted by: Ackshully Guy at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM (BJKQV)

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You might even say as a name it's ... good?

AH WAHHH HAW

Posted by: The_Hoser at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (7+4Wi)

151 Someone named Gomer?

I could tell you some stories...

Posted by: Sargeant Carter at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (PlZ6z)

152 123 Pretty sure smoking crack and banging hookers is against the law in DC
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2022 04:47 PM

Aren't they necessary prerequisites for being Mayor?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM

Weak. Let me tell you about the prerequisites for running for Florida governor as a Democrat!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (JCZqz)

153 Is white claw the new Mike's Hard Lemonade or those Henry drinks people were talking about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (08ncd)

154 99% of Hollywood are patriots and good people who have everyone's best interests at heart.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (dscaa)

155 Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey's first name is a typo. It was supposed to be "Orpah" from the Book Of Ruth.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (PlZ6z)


I believe it's supposed to be Orca, from the Book of Damn! That Woman's a Whale!

Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (FJYfm)

156 Left a little surprise for you in your shoe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk's Dog at June 10, 2022 04:53 PM

* makes a note *

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (nByzo)

157 Yeah, and then folks wonder why there is suddenly a Big shake up at Disney?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

158 Oh FFS

It would have been even more unlikely if the fuckers didn't allow it.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2022 04:54 PM (dscaa)

Like those parents who allowd their kids to have sleepovers at Michael Jackson's

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (BJKQV)

159 154 99% of Hollywood are patriots and good people who have everyone's best interests at heart.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (dscaa)

Hey, you stole my quote about the FBI!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (08ncd)

160 NT unpopular baby names. Herod, Pilate, Judas.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:56 PM (Vr12I)

161 Wine coolers!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (08ncd)

162 If there is one thing I have learned after five and a half years in the heart of the Cherokee nation, it is that Native Americans don't think like we do nor process information the same. I won't defend the parents, but I understand now why they would allow her to go.

Oddly, after all the decades of lying and deceit, natives still often trust white men. Down here that works but up north it's a recipe for disaster. I have no idea what accounts for the difference but it's there and it's real.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (cTCuP)

163 145 "Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?"

The linkup of the family to that sweet, sweet rich Hollywood cash must have been awfully tempting.
__________

Yep, it was the same reason that the parents of the kid victims of Michael Jackson let their little boys go spend overnights with Michael at his house, and take trips with him.

The money was just too good to pass up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (MvHI3)

164 There are girls named Salome and Jezebel though, right?

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

165 Viking names were worse.

Posted by: Eystein Foul-Fart at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (bW8dp)

166 Nimrod was a great hunter. Not a bad name until that Bugs Bunny cartoon messed it up.
Posted by: Ackshully Guy at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM (BJKQV)

He was also a King... and some myths say he will be the AntiChrist when reincarnated.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (oHd/0)

167 Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?

The parents thought he could make their daughter a star and that would make them rich.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (hOAT3)

168 He was recently arrested for throwing a chair at a woman in Hawaii.

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Let he who is without sin cast the first chair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (FVME7)

169 Also, Heard is apparently barely in Aquaman 2, and The Flash was filmed before Ezra became quite this much of a liability. I'm hoping for a reshoot, just to cost them money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

Test screenings had her with well over 20minutes of screen time. I expect her to be green-screened out in the same way the original huey pilot was in Army of the Dead.

Posted by: redchief at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (m0ixL)

170 We're back, baby!

Posted by: Bartles AND James at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (7+4Wi)

171 It's hard to believe among the vast field of douches that is Hollywood, Ezra is managing to stand out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (5pTK/)

172 5M new gun owners, with 58% black and 40% women

Wash Ex

https://tinyurl.com/2s3ctux7

What was that view hag saying about black people getting access to firearms?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (nByzo)

173 Wow. It (Ezra) seems nice.

It's mother must be so proud.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (Ql5Kr)

174 153 Is white claw the new Mike's Hard Lemonade or those Henry drinks people were talking about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2022 04:55 PM

No way! It's for people that find those drinks, wine coolers, and Zima a bit too strong and overpowering.

Posted by: Tim Miller at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (JCZqz)

175 ]o]During that arrest, he screamed "I am transgender non-binary

No, you're not. You're fucking crazy.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (cTCuP)

176 I knew guys that liked kids but it was a healthy thing and you knew they wanted to be a father and later, yeah they were a great father.

I never liked kids. I didn't like kids when I was a kid. I never got into other people talking about their kids when I was an adult. One day I stared into the bright blue eyes of a newborn looking right into my soul and boom like that, my "self" exploded. Like my entire being was unmade then made and I was a dad and everything was different. Still not crazy about other people's kids I guess and that's because of my nature where I'm really ordered and structured. But, yeah now I understand and see everything through new eyes. I can hear the sound of kids playing and it makes me feel good. And I dig seeing kids figure things out and grow up.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (t/4Zp)

177 So is White Claw the current version of Boones Farm? I'm so boomer.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (oWBc3)

178 Boaz is a nice name.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (ifUkZ)

179 Ewww... evil thought. In Calif we have the voter initiative system, where we can vote things into law.

How about a Law to change the names of San Francisco, and Oakland, to Sodom, and Gomorah.

Bet it would pass.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (oHd/0)

180 You don't run into a lost of Judases now days.

(Except, of course, for Arnold Judas Rimmer BSC, SSC)

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (BJKQV)

181 When the law is on your side, pound the law.

When Ezra is at your side, pound Ezra.

Posted by: Don LeMon at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (7DK/q)

182 What a scumbag but...

who?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

183 No, you're not. You're fucking crazy.
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (cTCuP)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: J. Depp at June 10, 2022 05:00 PM (5pTK/)

184 177 So is White Claw the current version of Boones Farm? I'm so boomer.
--------------
Do you think you could drink Boones Farm today?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 05:00 PM (ifUkZ)

185 163 145 "Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?"

The linkup of the family to that sweet, sweet rich Hollywood cash must have been awfully tempting."

I think Jumping Eagle has earned his new Tribal Name, Fucking Idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:00 PM (trdmm)

186 I never liked kids. I didn't like kids when I was a kid. I never got into other people talking about their kids when I was an adult. One day I stared into the bright blue eyes of a newborn looking right into my soul and boom like that, my "self" exploded. Like my entire being was unmade then made and I was a dad and everything was different. Still not crazy about other people's kids I guess and that's because of my nature where I'm really ordered and structured. But, yeah now I understand and see everything through new eyes. I can hear the sound of kids playing and it makes me feel good. And I dig seeing kids figure things out and grow up.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (t/4Zp)

Yeah, pretty much this.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 05:00 PM (nByzo)

187 Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey's first name is a typo. It was supposed to be "Orpah" from the Book Of Ruth.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

It's ironic that Oprah was begotten by fat finger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:01 PM (FVME7)

188 That is one messed-up story. I'm really glad I have no idea who this freakazoid Ezra Miller is. Sadly, as a society, I think we're fooked. The rot is too deep.

I have no idea who the current movie or TV stars are, by design. I still watch old TV shows and movies, but most of it is pre-2000.

Posted by: Biergood at June 10, 2022 05:01 PM (FQWHA)

189 178 Boaz is a nice name.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (ifUkZ)


Dated a girl in HS whose last name was Boaz. She was a Lutheran.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

190 I just finished reading Predators by Anna Salter. This Ezra Miller story is disturbing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (KkAjk)

191
Oddly, after all the decades of lying and deceit, natives still often trust white men. Down here that works but up north it's a recipe for disaster. I have no idea what accounts for the difference but it's there and it's real.
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (cTCuP)

you'd think the blankets would've been a clue.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (trdmm)

192 Not many Ichabods around nowadays, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (bW8dp)

193 Hollywood is continually doubling down on depravity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (DcKNO)

194 177 So is White Claw the current version of Boones Farm? I'm so boomer.
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Just found out my last name means 'little bright warrior' in German. Fuck, that's cool.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (ifUkZ)

195 "Yep, it was the same reason that the parents of the kid victims of Michael Jackson let their little boys go spend overnights with Michael at his house, and take trips with him.

The money was just too good to pass up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 10, 2022 04:57 PM (MvHI3)"

Check out RazorFist's videos on this for a different take.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (pCXlW)

196 128 Cornyn’s rejection of the 21-year age limit is craven, nauseating, insane on the merits, and more evidence that the GOP’s negotiations are in bad faith. It’s also politically self destructive: It puts Senate Republicans against the majority of their own constituents. Pointless erosion of rights is TIGHT, so we should do it before the Dems do!

Posted by: Intrepid Bulwark AoS Liaison at June 10, 2022 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

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Then Democrats shouldn't worry. Texas Republicans will get rid of Cornyn because of his hardline position on gun rights toute suite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

197 Adolph, Judas - hard to choose.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (Vr12I)

198 But, yeah now I understand and see everything through new eyes. I can hear the sound of kids playing and it makes me feel good. And I dig seeing kids figure things out and grow up.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 04:59 PM (t/4Zp)
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One of my favorite things as a grandfather: little kids running around, doing things that make absolutely no sense, but, obviously make sense to them. Makes me smile every single time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (5pTK/)

199
Did you see that guy's getup in the video? LOL... Little Lord Fondleroy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (xPIwr)

200 Could I drink Boone's Farm? People claim Texas wine is drinkable, I have slummed with Jim Beam white label, and I have done Tequila shots in TJ in the last 5 years. Definite maybe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 10, 2022 05:03 PM (oWBc3)

201 >>> So is White Claw the current version of Boones Farm? I'm so boomer.
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Do you think you could drink Boones Farm today?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 05:00 PM (ifUkZ)


Oh,
Seeeeeeagrams Gooooolden wine cooler...


Posted by: And now, the dulcimer tones of Bruce Willis at June 10, 2022 05:03 PM (t/4Zp)

202 Who names their kid Ezra?

Somebody with a Jewish or Christian background or someone who is interested in Scripture. Ezra was a biblical prophet, a scribe anda great leader. the book about him was probably written about 450 BC. Ezra the prophet was not wimpy nor is there any indication that he -unlike Ezra Miller-wasn't a righteous man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 05:03 PM (l7p9i)

203 Bleh

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2022 05:03 PM (t3/qz)

204 Ezra's family keeps his awards and military medals in the front window of their small town hardware store.

Or not.

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Jimmy Stewart at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (7DK/q)

205 Adolph, Judas - hard to choose.
Posted by: kraken
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Judas.

He betrayed God.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (39+0L)

206 172 5M new gun owners, with 58% black and 40% women
Wash Ex
https://tinyurl.com/2s3ctux7
What was that view hag saying about black people getting access to firearms?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 04:58 PM (nByzo)

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About 30,000,000 new guns get sold every year at the current rate of the past few years.

The idea of gun confiscation is never going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

207 What kind of "sway" does an adult man want over a 12 year old girl?

Don't bother with the teleprompter, guys- I got this!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (D6lWx)

208 I worked for years with a man who went by "Mal", but his first initial was "G." Finally learned his given name was "Gamaliel" after a Jewish Rabbi mentioned in The Book of Acts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (PlZ6z)

209 905 from Who Are You is a great name for a kid.

Posted by: x at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (uQFwj)

210 208 I worked for years with a man who went by "Mal", but his first initial was "G." Finally learned his given name was "Gamaliel" after a Jewish Rabbi mentioned in The Book of Acts.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (PlZ6z)

Shoulda just gone by Gimli.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (b2nrj)

211 I was named after my dad's bestie

Rychard

rolls right off of one's tongue

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (us2H3)

212 About 30,000,000 new guns get sold every year at the current rate of the past few years.

The idea of gun confiscation is never going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

I like having that 58/40% on my side, contrary to view hag's take. Welcome to freedom, I say.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (nByzo)

213 202 Who names their kid Ezra?

Somebody with a Jewish or Christian background or someone who is interested in Scripture. Ezra was a biblical prophet, a scribe anda great leader. the book about him was probably written about 450 BC. Ezra the prophet was not wimpy nor is there any indication that he -unlike Ezra Miller-wasn't a righteous man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 05:03 PM (l7p9i)


We have two kids in church who are named Ezra, Fen.We also have an Abel. No Cains though.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Vr12I)

214 Lunatic: "Please don't touch me. It's all sacred material..."

Ahahaha! I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (aXxgO)

215
Oh man, if my mom had named me "Gamaliel," you can be damn sure I'd go by it. Awesome name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (xPIwr)

216 One of my favorite things as a grandfather: little kids running around, doing things that make absolutely no sense, but, obviously make sense to them. Makes me smile every single time.
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Same here, watch the g-babies play.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (39+0L)

217 Oh.. HIM. The guy playing the Flash. Yeah he's been a headcase disaster for years now. Yeah hes a known nutbar that assaults people and acts like a raging loon. That he's molesting a child does not surprise me at all.

WB has been bizarrely willing to put up with his lunatic behavior for a dude who was meh in a single pretty meh film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

218 Markets crashing, but we have to hear about some 2nd rate athlete getting a $100 million contract.

Many conservatives, myself included, got hit by the markets this week, added to $ 6 gas. Markets crash will destroy dems in November, but has already destroyed many on the right

Posted by: Jonah at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (WY8d2)

219 Cornyn is a Senator for life or at least 2026 - he doesn't care about Texas. He does get disenfranchising Constitional voters of an enumerated right is a problem. Fucking Dems think a 5 year old can be nuetered but an actual voting age adult doesn't have actual rights.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (oWBc3)

220 In Seems Legit Land parents (and there will only be mom and dads not this alphabet bullshit) who fail to protect their minor children will have all assets seized and dropped off in the center of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago, Philly or LA.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (DcKNO)

221 > Yeah, no Nimrods either.
Or Onans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Unless you're Dorothy Parker's parrot.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (P1f+c)

222 Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?

Hollywood. It was always their her dream!

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (D6lWx)

223 Gamaliel is a kickass name, I'd wear that proudly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

224 > Oh man, if my mom had named me "Gamaliel," you can be damn sure I'd go by it. Awesome name.


I agree.

Posted by: Warren Gamaliel Harding at June 10, 2022 05:06 PM (bW8dp)

225 205 Adolph, Judas - hard to choose.
Posted by: kraken
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Judas.

He betrayed God.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 10, 2022 05:04 PM (39+0L)

Well they both kinda did, but I get your point, totally.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (Vr12I)

226 It's 5 o'clock on a Friday.

Sounds like Kraken and Coke time.

Posted by: blasterx at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (6TxNR)

227 215
Oh man, if my mom had named me "Gamaliel," you can be damn sure I'd go by it. Awesome name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (xPIwr)

Gotta be 4 syllables in that. Bit of a mouthful. Like one of those elvish names.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (b2nrj)

228 It's kinda weird that Saul is still a popular name (at least among Jewish people), given that the Saul in the Bible was a bit of a buttplug.

Posted by: Warren Gamaliel Harding at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (bW8dp)

229 The idea of gun confiscation is never going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The idea, yes.

The act, no.

Posted by: Miklos, clarificating at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (7DK/q)

230 What the fuck?
Remember when Rock Hudson being gay was a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (08ncd)

Yup...he was a real queen going around giving everybody the slims.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Reed, Sodomite at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (R/m4+)

231 It's 5 o'clock on a Friday.

Sounds like Kraken and Coke time.
Posted by: blasterx

I've got some vodka in the freezer I'm gonna crack open in a bit.

Posted by: Biergood at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (FQWHA)

232 226 It's 5 o'clock on a Friday.

Sounds like Kraken and Coke time.
Posted by: blasterx at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (6TxNR)

Yeah.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

233 you'd think the blankets would've been a clue.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:02 PM (trdmm)

The native across my back fence (whom I have adopted as a son) tells me that episode colors NA thinking to this day. Indians masked and jabbed in droves here. Fauci would be so proud.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (cTCuP)

234 *Boaz is a nice name.*

Well, we kinda like it.

Posted by: Residents of Boaz, Alabama at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (PlZ6z)

235
I have a cool, and *extremely* biblical name. But I feel like I missed the boat on "Gamaliel." Can't win 'em all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:08 PM (xPIwr)

236 I 100% believe this Ezra Miller is a pedo and has abused and brainwashed this girl BUT I can't understand how he "flew her to London" at 14 years old without her parents knowledge or consent.

There is more to this story.

You should what the police cam footage of his arrest in HI after starting a fight in a bar too. He starts demanding a woman frisk him because he's "transgender, nonbinary" (using it as a shield). He's a total nut.

https://tinyurl.com/2zdrtju8

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (YVBLw)

237 Gamaliel is a kickass name, I'd wear that proudly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A chick with awesome legs

Posted by: Miklos, checking out the gams on that dame at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (7DK/q)

238 > Gotta be 4 syllables in that. Bit of a mouthful. Like one of those elvish names.

Puritan names were interesting, e.g. "If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hads't-Been-Damned Barebone".

Good luck fitting that onto a tax form.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (bW8dp)

239 Remember when Rock Hudson being gay was a thing?
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Yeah, what a fag.

Posted by: John Travolta at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

240 228 It's kinda weird that Saul is still a popular name (at least among Jewish people), given that the Saul in the Bible was a bit of a buttplug.

Posted by: Warren Gamaliel Harding at June 10, 2022 05:07 PM (bW8dp)

He didn't seem that bad overall. Just a bit of a wrath/madness problem, reminds me of a few Russian tsars.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nrj)

241 Rudolph means Glory Wolf in German. That and some lederhosen and you're scoring some top flight cooch.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 10, 2022 05:10 PM (ifUkZ)

242 Old Testament names. Decisions, decisions. Gamaliel or Samson? Tough choice. Give me a few days to think about it.

Posted by: Sam Blanket Ass at June 10, 2022 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

243 > I can't understand how he "flew her to London" at 14 years old without her parents knowledge or consent.

Not legally, that's for sure. Every customs agent in the world casts a gimlet eye on adult men traveling with teen girls.

Unless he smuggled her in, he had serious paperwork from her parents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 05:10 PM (bW8dp)

244 He didn't seem that bad overall. Just a bit of a wrath/madness problem, reminds me of a few Russian tsars.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nrj)
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Saul got to full of himself and GOD removed his spirit from Saul. Which, if I remember correctly, meant he became prey to demonic spirits.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (5pTK/)

245 It's kinda weird that Saul is still a popular name (at least among Jewish people), given that the Saul in the Bible was a bit of a buttplug.

Yeah he was a douche and a weakling but its a cool name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

246 I always have thought that the most ( maybe) tragic figure in the Bible was Saul. OT Saul.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (Vr12I)

247 >>> Oh.. HIM. The guy playing the Flash. Yeah he's been a headcase disaster for years now. Yeah hes a known nutbar that assaults people and acts like a raging loon. That he's molesting a child does not surprise me at all.

WB has been bizarrely willing to put up with his lunatic behavior for a dude who was meh in a single pretty meh film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:05 PM (KZzsI)


Perhaps his "non-binary" side was only active and instrumental within the context of serving WB execs, producers, directors, etc.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (t/4Zp)

248 > I can't understand how he "flew her to London" at 14 years old without her parents knowledge or consent.

Not legally, that's for sure. Every customs agent in the world casts a gimlet eye on adult men traveling with teen girls.

Unless he smuggled her in, he had serious paperwork from her parents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2022 05:10 PM (bW8dp)

How dare you!

Posted by: Great Thunberg at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (nByzo)

249 One of my favorite things as a grandfather: little kids running around, doing things that make absolutely no sense, but, obviously make sense to them. Makes me smile every single time.

-
And then they go home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:12 PM (FVME7)

250 I sound like a broken record, but who the hell are any of these people?

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 10, 2022 05:12 PM (5y7pR)

251 Oh man, if my mom had named me "Gamaliel," you can be damn sure I'd go by it. Awesome name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Gotta be 4 syllables in that. Bit of a mouthful. Like one of those elvish names.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I wonder if that's already a clickbait quiz somewhere. "Is the name from the Old Testament or the Silmarillion"?

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (P1f+c)

252 "Frankincense, because he smelled so sweet."

[Brawling Ensues]

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV)

253 Perhaps his "non-binary" side was only active and instrumental within the context of serving WB execs, producers, directors, etc.

That has to be it, I mean why would you put up with a lunatic going crazy regularly on live TV, notorious for nutty behavior, who was only in one crappy movie for you that lost money?

He wasn't even good as the Flash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

254 *Who names their kid Ezra?*

Ahem
Posted by: The Old Testament Prohet

In for an Ezra
in for a Pound

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (arJlL)

255 Look what has become of the red man? 150yrs ago, Ezra Miller would have been flayed alive and staked over a fire ant nest.

Posted by: rayra at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (eJd7P)

256 250 I sound like a broken record, but who the hell are any of these people?

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 10, 2022 05:12 PM (5y7pR)

You obviously are not a Pop Culture Junkie.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (Vr12I)

257 244 He didn't seem that bad overall. Just a bit of a wrath/madness problem, reminds me of a few Russian tsars.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nrj)
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Saul got to full of himself and GOD removed his spirit from Saul. Which, if I remember correctly, meant he became prey to demonic spirits.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:11 PM (5pTK/)

Iirc he kept some loot from a battle instead of burning/destroying it like he was supposed to and other acts of impiety. Most of his screw ups don't seem to have quite the oomph of David arranging the death of his subordinate so he could take his wife.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (b2nrj)

258 So Ezra is the modern day Michael Jackson? Except not with little boys (at least for now)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

259 He was recently arrested for throwing a chair at a woman in Hawaii.

Let he who is without sin cast the first chair.

- Been there. Done that..... Bobby Knight

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (6jpby)

260 We have two kids in church who are named Ezra, Fen.We also have an Abel. No Cains though.

There are some odd names in the Bible, but I think it's great when people in the synagogue and church explain the backgrounds of the righteous men and women in the Bible. My son is named after an Irish saint-no, not Patrick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (l7p9i)

261 259 He was recently arrested for throwing a chair at a woman in Hawaii.

Let he who is without sin cast the first chair.

- Been there. Done that..... Bobby Knight

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (6jpby)

There are a few chairs of committees in Congress that need to be thrown out hard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

262 257

Iirc he kept some loot from a battle instead of burning/destroying it like he was supposed to and other acts of impiety. Most of his screw ups don't seem to have quite the oomph of David arranging the death of his subordinate so he could take his wife.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (b2nrj)

That was Achan.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

263 Never heard of this guy?
Why should i care?
I am waiting for the next Burt Lancaster Movie to come out before I ever go to the movies again. Or maybe a Job Wayne movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Job Wayne ? Requires patience....

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (arJlL)

264 Puritan names were interesting, e.g. "If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hads't-Been-Damned Barebone".

Good luck fitting that onto a tax form."

Spaniards / Mexicans made it into an art from. Generallissimo Santa Anna's full name was: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)

265 As the proud father of an 11 year old girl, I can expertly testify that children that age are idiots and have no business making their own decisions about anything except what to eat for breakfast. This kid is hopelessly brainwashed and should be taken to get deprogrammed and this Miller fuck should be flung off a skyscraper.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 10, 2022 04:33 PM (tRd71)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (5y7pR)

266 If you would f--- a kid, why wouldn't you also lie about your sexual/gender identity, especially if you thought it would help you succeed or get you off the hook for the former?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (0V/8D)

267 My friends call me "Paul."

Posted by: New Testament Saul at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (PlZ6z)

268 A friend's mother was named after her father's favorite dog, Trixie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (FVME7)

269
260 We have two kids in church who are named Ezra, Fen.We also have an Abel. No Cains though.

There are some odd names in the Bible, but I think it's great when people in the synagogue and church explain the backgrounds of the righteous men and women in the Bible. My son is named after an Irish saint-no, not Patrick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (l7p9i)

Brendan?

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (Vr12I)

270
In modern Israel, there used to be a lot of pressure to either choose a Hebraic name, or convert the existing ones into something pronounceable in Hebrew... most people rolled with it, but some were pretty resentful. So in that older generation, you see more than a few people whose parents named them Haman or Nimrod or something, as a not-so-subtle "fuck you" about the Hebraicization thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (xPIwr)

271 267 My friends call me "Paul."
Posted by: New Testament Saul at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (PlZ6z)

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Okay, Larry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

272 Spaniards / Mexicans made it into an art from. Generallissimo Santa Anna's full name was: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)


And the Alamo doesn't have a basement!

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (5y7pR)

273 Look what has become of the red man? 150yrs ago, Ezra Miller would have been flayed alive and staked over a fire ant nest.
Posted by: rayra at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (eJd7P)

Years of federal aid and drunkenness has resulted in the war bonnet being replaced with...

Oh what the hell. Gimme a drink.

Posted by: Drunken Indian On Welfare at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (R/m4+)

274 I love Biblical names, I think they should be used for kids often as possible. I mean they're not just a part of our western heritage, but they're often really cool names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

275 264 Santa Anna's full name was: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)

And you killed my father. Prepare to die!

Posted by: from some movie at June 10, 2022 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

276 274 I love Biblical names, I think they should be used for kids often as possible. I mean they're not just a part of our western heritage, but they're often really cool names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

Except for Lot.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:17 PM (Vr12I)

277 Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 10, 2022 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

278 Miss Iron Eyes hasn't missed many meals.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 10, 2022 05:17 PM (8rxS0)

279 267 My friends call me "Paul."

Posted by: New Testament Saul at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (PlZ6z)

Only after your road trip.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:18 PM (ynpvh)

280 Spaniards / Mexicans made it into an art from. Generallissimo Santa Anna's full name was: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)
And the Alamo doesn't have a basement!
Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (5y7pR)

When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at June 10, 2022 05:18 PM (R/m4+)

281 I do wonder if the use of Saul as a name by modern Jews isn't a flip off to Christians and Saul changing his name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

282 276 274 I love Biblical names, I think they should be used for kids often as possible. I mean they're not just a part of our western heritage, but they're often really cool names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

Except for Lot.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:17 PM (Vr12I)

Dorcas

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

283 Spaniards / Mexicans made it into an art from. Generallissimo Santa Anna's full name was: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)

English wise I think that's approximately Anthony of Padua Mary Severino Lopez of Saint Anna and Perez of Lebron.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:19 PM (b2nrj)

284 The mother is named "Jumping Eagle."

Unless their wings are broken, eagles don't jump, they fly. Says a lot right there.

Father's name is Iron Eyes.

Iron Eyes Cody was a fraud. He's the fake crying "indian" from those anti-litter ads from the 1970s. He was actually of Sicilian descent who made a career out of playing indians in movies. Not even remotely a native American. What kind of ignorant putz chooses to name himself after a fake Hollywood indian?

With parents like this, poor kid never had a chance.

Posted by: Chief Biggumnose at June 10, 2022 05:19 PM (1dzqn)

285 my friends call me "who"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (us2H3)

286 Spanish do that with names too, huge long ones. Usually there are titles, patronyms, and where you came from mixed in all presented as a name. And of course your baptismal name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

287 255 Look what has become of the red man? 150yrs ago, Ezra Miller would have been flayed alive and staked over a fire ant nest.

Posted by: rayra at June 10, 2022 05:13 PM (eJd7P)


Yup. Little Big Horn was only 144 years ago. A lot of US Army vs Indians fighting happened in the 1870s. Even in California - The Modoc War. Major General Edward Canby was killed during a peace conference with Modoc leaders. He was only general to be killed during the Indian Wars.

Posted by: Sam Blanket Ass at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

288 Dad used to joke his name was Billy Bob Goldstein.

Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (E0NVW)

289 That was Achan.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

Saul kept some kings alive. Samuel took care of them for him.

Saul had a reoccurring problem that he was worried about what the people thought of him instead of what God commanded him to do. He feared man more than God.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (BJKQV)

290 284 The mother is named "Jumping Eagle."

Unless their wings are broken, eagles don't jump, they fly. Says a lot right there.

Father's name is Iron Eyes.

Iron Eyes Cody was a fraud. He's the fake crying "indian" from those anti-litter ads from the 1970s. He was actually of Sicilian descent who made a career out of playing indians in movies. Not even remotely a native American. What kind of ignorant putz chooses to name himself after a fake Hollywood indian?

With parents like this, poor kid never had a chance.

Posted by: Chief Biggumnose at June 10, 2022 05:19 PM (1dzqn)

on an old census I saw...I think it was Rainbow Dog somthing or the other. Why, yes, it was from a reservation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

291 Why did the parents allow any of this in the first place?

Why did they wait until now to bring it up?

They wanted a bigger paycheck.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (tTLAA)

292 >>>The child groomed by they/them -- I'm sorry, allegedly groomed -- denies it, and claims that her parents are just being "transphobic."

I think this captures the MO of the groomers' cult perfectly.

Posted by: Great Thunberg at June 10, 2022 05:21 PM (nByzo)

293 Judas was necessary

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2022 05:21 PM (t3/qz)

294 Why did they wait until now to bring it up?

Yeah, its confusing to me. This dude was not big time. He is not a major name, he's not a hollywood playa'

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

295 English wise I think that's approximately Anthony of Padua Mary Severino Lopez of Saint Anna and Perez of Lebron.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:19 PM (b2nrj)

Ha Ha! Your parents named you Mary!!!!

Posted by: all the other kids in 4th grade at June 10, 2022 05:21 PM (trdmm)

296 262 257

Iirc he kept some loot from a battle instead of burning/destroying it like he was supposed to and other acts of impiety. Most of his screw ups don't seem to have quite the oomph of David arranging the death of his subordinate so he could take his wife.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (b2nrj)

That was Achan.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

Saul kept livestock of the Amakelites that he had been instructed to destroy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

297 I knew a Nehemiah back in grade school.

Yes, he hated the "was a bullfrog" lyric.

Yes, we were young enough that his parents should have seen that coming.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (P1f+c)

298
The guy who directed "The Lives of Others" is named Florian Maria Georg Christian Graf Henckel von Donnersmarck

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (xPIwr)

299 General Edward Canby was killed during a peace conference with Modoc leaders.

-
Must've been a translation error.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (FVME7)

300 "poz my neg hole" means "give me AIDS", literally

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

301 Saul had a reoccurring problem that he was worried about what the people thought of him instead of what God commanded him to do. He feared man more than God.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (BJKQV)
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That is a salient point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/)

302 Judas used to be a really popular name in Jesus' day. Kinda tapered off after the guy hanged himself after betraying his supposed best friend and teacher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

303 Ok, slight correction, Saint Anna is probably Saint Anne. Though I suspect in the name it's a location and not a person.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

304 "Onesimus" never really caught on. Not sure why.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2022 05:23 PM (PlZ6z)

305 That was Achan.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

the ones who really caused a lot of the trouble in the OT were four-chan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:23 PM (trdmm)

306 3 sons: Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2022 05:23 PM (t3/qz)

307 This is absolutely spot on:

"Adult men find other people's children boring and annoying, except in small doses. If an adult man is showing keen and sustained interest in a child -- if a 25 year old man forms an "unlikely friendship" with a 12 year old girl -- his interest is sexual. Period."

I hate perverts like this. They should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive.

Posted by: Yawrate at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (KI0hN)

308 289

Saul kept some kings alive. Samuel took care of them for him.

Saul had a reoccurring problem that he was worried about what the people thought of him instead of what God commanded him to do. He feared man more than God.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:20 PM (BJKQV)

True. He just wasn't up to the job. Of course he did not exactly begmfor it either. When the choosing was going on they had tomgo roust him out of the baggage, where he was hiding. God did not position him for success. God will do that whn He chooses to.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (Vr12I)

309 He feared man more than God.

And he was a wimp, a coward. The story of him being chosen to be king, he was hiding behind the baggage so nobody would notice him. Probably because right before that he'd lost some livestock and spent days looking for them in the wrong place.

But he LOOKED like a king tall; handsome, strong. God was making a point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

310 Years of federal aid and drunkenness has resulted in the war bonnet being replaced with...

Oh what the hell. Gimme a drink.
Posted by: Drunken Indian On Welfare at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (R/m4+)

Sadly, much truth here. If you drive a man to the bottom, don't be surprised if he never rises back up to the top.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (cTCuP)

311 296

Saul kept livestock of the Amakelites that he had been instructed to destroy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

I think his excuse was that he was keeping the best to sacrifice to God, even though God said destroy everything and take nothing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

312 my friends call me "who"
Posted by: REDACTED

You're on First !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2022 05:25 PM (arJlL)

313 296

That was Achan.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)

Saul kept livestock of the Amakelites that he had been instructed to destroy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

This is true.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:25 PM (Vr12I)

314 Not only that, Sitting Bull was a celebrity.
Didn't do him any good...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 10, 2022 05:25 PM (jTmQV)

315 Brendan?
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:15 PM (Vr12I)

Nope. This one was a monk-well, a lot of Irish Saints were monastics and he's sort of the Irish version of St. Francis in his love for animals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2022 05:25 PM (l7p9i)

316 297 I knew a Nehemiah back in grade school.

Yes, he hated the "was a bullfrog" lyric.

Yes, we were young enough that his parents should have seen that coming.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (P1f+c)

I thought that was Jeremiah. You probably think THAT is a ...lamentable...name.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

317 I hate perverts like this. They should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive.

Posted by: Yawrate at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (KI0hN)

There was an older (HS age?) skulking about the batting cage taking an unnatural to me interest in my kid's and his friends' batting. We left and I made sure to let the other parents know about the dude. I trust nobody.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (nByzo)

318 I should have read the whole post, including below the fold.

video of arrest in HI was already there. Sorry.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (YVBLw)

319 Judas used to be a really popular name in Jesus' day. Kinda tapered off after the guy hanged himself after betraying his supposed best friend and teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'm not necessarily recommending this to Mike Pence but . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (FVME7)

320 Judas used to be a really popular name in Jesus' day. Kinda tapered off after the guy hanged himself after betraying his supposed best friend and teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:22 PM (KZzsI)
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Judas is one of those people I look at and think, "Wait a minute, you were present at miracles, heard Jesus teach, yet, refused to believe and ultimately betrayed our Lord and Savior?"

My puzzlement ends when I look at the people screaming about their "right to abortion" etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (5pTK/)

321 She looks to be exactly the type of kid someone like the Ezra would love to keep close in order to Gaslight.

Posted by: Lola at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (NIYa7)

322 True. He just wasn't up to the job. Of course he did not exactly begmfor it either. When the choosing was going on they had tomgo roust him out of the baggage, where he was hiding. God did not position him for success. God will do that whn He chooses to.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (Vr12I)

Israel rejected God by asking for a king to make them feel safe like other nations. God gave them what they wanted, Saul was big and handsome and impressive-looking. And, like other nation's kings, completely worthless.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (BJKQV)

323 Nehemiah was a bullfrog?

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (Vr12I)

324 I forget to take the multi-tool Dad gave me before he died out of my laptop bag before the trip. It's now the property of the freakin' TSA.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (nL6p0)

You can rest comfortably in the fact that the TSA agent will lovingly use it as a hammer or something.

After all, they already all have most excellent Zippo collections. My ex-wife still misses her kubaton.

Fwiw, a kubaton is 5 inch or so round metal or wood 1/2" cylinder with regular inscribed grooves to make gripping easier. A fucking umbrella has more threat as a deadly force.

Banned by the TSA. It's a marital, er I meant martial arts "weapon". I'll put it this way -- Barney Frank, with a kubaton shoved up his ass, would never notice it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (F0YaR)

325 Years of federal aid and drunkenness has resulted in the war bonnet being replaced with...

Oh what the hell. Gimme a drink.
Posted by: Drunken Indian On Welfare at June 10, 2022 05:16 PM (R/m4+)

Sadly, much truth here. If you drive a man to the bottom, don't be surprised if he never rises back up to the top.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (cTCuP)

This was probably the point of the war on poverty, re: black families.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 10, 2022 05:27 PM (nByzo)

326 The original lyric (written by the dad in Gremlins) was "Jeremiah was a prophet". But 3 dog night didn't think it would sell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2022 05:27 PM (t3/qz)

327 Judas. Judas Priest.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)

328 I tend to have an affinity for other people's boy children since I'm an overgrown manchild, but I'd certainly never play with them without their parents being present, and I'm damn sure not flying out a 12 year old to see me.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (a691J)

329 He was a good friend of mine.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (PlZ6z)

330 How dare you call them groomers?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (9kiNb)

331 So is chillin' with Ezra Miller a step up or a step down from chillin' with Greta Thunberg?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (cPDW+)

332 Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

That's a pair.

Lock them in a room and film it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (tTLAA)

333 FLASH!!!!

Bumbumbumbumbumbum
AAAAAAA!


Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (GOUb9)

334 327 Judas. Judas Priest.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)

Well, yeah, they wanted the notoriety

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

335 God planned for Israel to be made of free men. When they asked for a king God sounds like a libertarian:

This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle[c] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (BJKQV)

336 On a personal note... sometimes p3dos will use their own children as an "in" to get to other children. Thus was the case with a perv who's sons were friends with our daughters. My wife came home from work early one day to find him, without his sons, in our place with our daughters. He was early in the grooming/perving process and nothing had happened but my wife nearly killed him anyway.

My discussion with him the next day was "pointed and direct."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (BFigT)

337 Warner Brothers really needs to cut their losses and recast Flash. Nobody would care, nobody fell in love with this lunatic's performance. He's not remotely charismatic or interesting enough to carry the Flash movie, which is going to be a huge reboot of the DC cinematic universe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

338 Israel rejected God by asking for a king to make them feel safe like other nations. God gave them what they wanted, Saul was big and handsome and impressive-looking. And, like other nation's kings, completely worthless.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (BJKQV)

it's a good thing we elect our Presidents now, so we don't have that problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (trdmm)

339 332 Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

That's a pair.

Lock them in a room and film it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (tTLAA)

I think she's too old for him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

340 330 How dare you call them groomers?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (9kiNb)

I would expect that, being groomers, they could at least bathe, if not actually comb their hair. But no, they smell from this far away.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (EHSip)

341 I thought that was Jeremiah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It was. Doesn't stop grade-schoolers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (P1f+c)

342 Whoopie Goldberg was a bullfrog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (FVME7)

343 In fairness (sort of) to the parents, it's much more common on the Rez to let children wander and "find themselves on their spiritual journey," or words to that affect. There's a certain belief of you will be where you're supposed to be, when you're supposed to be there.

Again, it's not the way I do things, and I'm not approving of it, but it isn't terribly uncommon on the Rez.

Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

344 324 I forget to take the multi-tool Dad gave me before he died out of my laptop bag before the trip. It's now the property of the freakin' TSA.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2022 04:31 PM (nL6p0)

Don't worry, Captain. My cuticle nippers will keep it company.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2022 05:30 PM (cTCuP)

345 Nehemiah was a bullfrog?
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (Vr12I)
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No, he was sent back to Jerusalem to rebuild the city. Darius was somehow moved to make it happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 10, 2022 05:30 PM (5pTK/)

346 322 True. He just wasn't up to the job. Of course he did not exactly begmfor it either. When the choosing was going on they had tomgo roust him out of the baggage, where he was hiding. God did not position him for success. God will do that whn He chooses to.
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:24 PM (Vr12I)

Israel rejected God by asking for a king to make them feel safe like other nations. God gave them what they wanted, Saul was big and handsome and impressive-looking. And, like other nation's kings, completely worthless.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:26 PM (BJKQV)

The biblical account doesn't paint him that badly. Later kings are generally called out for much worse. Mostly his errors amounted to lack of faith. Not tyrannical and brave enough on the battlefield.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (b2nrj)

347 My discussion with him the next day was "pointed and direct."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (BFigT)

I can't imagine wasting time speaking with said pervert. My response would be just as pointed and direct, without words at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (EHSip)

348 If only there was another actor that could play the flash, maybe even one that has already played him for like 8 years.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (a691J)

349 You generally don't hear a lot of Nimrods outside of the occasional surveillance aircraft.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (0fVbu)

350 when I was a pup

all my sushi Nip friends called me Akachan

even gave me ceremonial masu with my name on it

Imagine what I felt when I learned it meant "baby"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (us2H3)

351 342 Whoopie Goldberg was a bullfrog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (FVME7)

Whoopie Goldberg was a hut (as in Jabba)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

352 God planned for Israel to be made of free men. When they asked for a king God sounds like a libertarian

Israel: That sounds great! Give us two scoops!!!

Samuel: *facepalm*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

353 The biblical account doesn't paint him that badly. Later kings are generally called out for much worse. Mostly his errors amounted to lack of faith. Not tyrannical and brave enough on the battlefield.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (b2nrj)

All except for that batshit crazy part.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (EHSip)

354 Judas used to be a really popular name in Jesus' day. Kinda tapered off after the guy hanged himself after betraying his supposed best friend and teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Acts 15:22. Sending out Silas and a different Judas (now called Barsabbas, for reasons)...

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:32 PM (P1f+c)

355 349 You generally don't hear a lot of Nimrods outside of the occasional surveillance aircraft.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (0fVbu)

Yeah, these days they're mostly called liberals or democrats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

356 I think Adam might have been a bullfrog. Something to do with a ribit.

Posted by: Biblical Scholar at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (PlZ6z)

357 335 God planned for Israel to be made of free men. When they asked for a king God sounds like a libertarian:


Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:29 PM (BJKQV)

There was also prohibitions against land consolidation in their laws, which Montesquieu finds necessary for the maintenance of certain forms of government. Not as applicable these days becomes we're not nearly so agrarian, but it has significant implications.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (b2nrj)

358 So is chillin' with Ezra Miller a step up or a step down from chillin' with Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (cPDW+)

Depends on whether you're a teenage girl or not, don't it?

You ain't.... are you??

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (eruGX)

359 It's fair to say that most actors are Better than Ezra.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (a691J)

360 352 God planned for Israel to be made of free men. When they asked for a king God sounds like a libertarian

Israel: That sounds great! Give us two scoops!!!

Samuel: *facepalm*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

God told Samuel that they hadn't rejected him, but God.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

361 346

The biblical account doesn't paint him that badly. Later kings are generally called out for much worse. Mostly his errors amounted to lack of faith. Not tyrannical and brave enough on the battlefield.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (b2nrj)

I find it interesting that his kingship began and ended at the same place. Probably not significant, just interesting.

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (Vr12I)

362 If only there was another actor that could play the flash, maybe even one that has already played him for like 8 years.

Yeah he was pretty good at it too. Pretty lame show but he did well.

Supposedly he's IN the new movie, as an "elseworlds" kind of thing, because the film is about rebooting reality and so on, the Flashpoint storyline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (KZzsI)

363 NOOD! Libs of Tik Tok.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (rbKZ6)

364 349 You generally don't hear a lot of Nimrods outside of the occasional surveillance aircraft.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (0fVbu)

my wife laughs at that, while growing up her dad had a little pop up camper brand name "Nimrod" that they went all over the west with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2022 05:34 PM (trdmm)

365 If you deal with natives, you get the Rez is where the concept of free range children was born. And yes the ghettos were modeled after the success our government had in destroying the native culture and family structure.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 10, 2022 05:34 PM (oWBc3)

366 353 The biblical account doesn't paint him that badly. Later kings are generally called out for much worse. Mostly his errors amounted to lack of faith. Not tyrannical and brave enough on the battlefield.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (b2nrj)

All except for that batshit crazy part.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (EHSip)

Yeah he was definitely losing it. But it could be argued that it was the product of his earlier wrongdoing rather than a misdeed directly born of his own will.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:34 PM (b2nrj)

367
Call a HVAC specialist for this turd.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2022 05:34 PM (pNxlR)

368 I cannot work out how "nimrod" went from a powerful warrior in the Bible to a euphemism for a dumbass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

369 What is an Ezra Miller?
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (9kiNb)

370 353 The biblical account doesn't paint him that badly. Later kings are generally called out for much worse. Mostly his errors amounted to lack of faith. Not tyrannical and brave enough on the battlefield.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (b2nrj)

All except for that batshit crazy part.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2022 05:31 PM (EHSip)

Well to be fair there was that Evil Spirit thingy going on

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)

371 Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.

That's a pair.

Lock them in a room and film it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (tTLAA)

Hey, that's my future wife we're talking about here!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (eruGX)

372 On the subject of a different Flash I bought a big fancy anniversary blu-ray version of Flash Gordon but I can not figure out how to play it on my 'puter. It is region A I am region A my player is region A I have a cyberlink DVD blu-ray player software and I just can't get it all to work. Those bastages made it too hard to view crap I paid them money for!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (0fVbu)

373 Abused 18-year-old: "I don't have my driver's license, car keys, or bank card but I'm fiiiiiine."

Posted by: pookysgirl has heard this before at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (XKZwp)

374 Darius was somehow moved to make it happen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

I thought that was Hootie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2022 05:36 PM (t3/qz)

375 Saul had the bad fortune to be a deliberate example by God why demanding a King before the Children of Israel were ready for it was a bad idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

376 There was also prohibitions against land consolidation in their laws, which Montesquieu finds necessary for the maintenance of certain forms of government. Not as applicable these days becomes we're not nearly so agrarian, but it has significant implications.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 10, 2022 05:33 PM (b2nrj)

Yep. A free man with his own plot of land and the "government" is the men of the town meeting out by the city gate. Sounds like Heaven on Earth. And they had to go and ask for a king.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:36 PM (BJKQV)

377 Amber Heard and Ezra Miller.
That's a pair.
Lock them in a room and film it.
Posted by: Braenyard

With concrete? With pure nitrogen?

Oh, "film it."

Nevermind.

Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2022 05:37 PM (P1f+c)

378 368 I cannot work out how "nimrod" went from a powerful warrior in the Bible to a euphemism for a dumbass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

The Bugs Bunny cartoon. Bugs calls Elmer Fudd a "Nimrod." It was meant to be ironic (Nimrod was The Great Hunter) but people didn't understand that, they took it to mean something like "nincompoop" or "idiot."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:38 PM (BJKQV)

379 368 I cannot work out how "nimrod" went from a powerful warrior in the Bible to a euphemism for a dumbass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

***

According to Wokepedia, it's Daffy Duck's fault, for referring to Elmer Fudd as a "poor little Nimrod"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2022 05:39 PM (kf6Ak)

380 >>> I cannot work out how "nimrod" went from a powerful warrior in the Bible to a euphemism for a dumbass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)


Nim like numb, rod like, well you know

Posted by: banana Dream at June 10, 2022 05:39 PM (0fVbu)

381 300 "poz my neg hole" means "give me AIDS", literally
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Don't want to know how you know that.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:39 PM (tTLAA)

382 According to Wokepedia, it's Daffy Duck's fault, for referring to Elmer Fudd as a "poor little Nimrod"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2022 05:39 PM (kf6Ak)

That's right. Daffy, not Buggs. Ducks can be so cruel

Posted by: 29Victor at June 10, 2022 05:40 PM (BJKQV)

383 Lock them in a room and film it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:28 PM (tTLAA)

I think she's too old for him.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Age will make no difference in that cat and dog hook up.


Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2022 05:41 PM (tTLAA)

384 I don't know about these Iron Eyes and Jumping Eagle folks, but to me it kind of seems like some modern day Indians are really just a subset of LARPers.

As authentic as if I called myself Günther, pulled on a pair of lederhosen and started yodeling.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2022 05:42 PM (cPDW+)

385 Nood thread Libs of TikTok

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 10, 2022 05:43 PM (jTmQV)

386 368 I cannot work out how "nimrod" went from a powerful warrior in the Bible to a euphemism for a dumbass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

Blame Bugs Bunny. That was his favorite name for Elmer Fudd

Posted by: Javems at June 10, 2022 05:54 PM (Fk2WS)

387 I do have to disagree somewhat with the characterization that adult males can only have sexual interest in other peoples' children. I will caveat that disagreement to say that I am pushing 70 years old so my peak sexual years are well behind me, but at my stage of life there are few things I get more joy out of than to see young people who are full of life and the energy I no longer have. There is no sexual component to it. Just appreciation of the vibrancy of youth.

Posted by: Clean Willie at June 10, 2022 07:13 PM (5FRbo)

388 Between the Entertainment industry and the current generation of “educators,” I don’t want to hear one more thing about pedophile priests. They’ve been utterly dwarfed in magnitude.

Posted by: red speck at June 11, 2022 01:49 PM (gS3OW)

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