MSNBC Has Smallest Audience In the Demo Since 1999

"The demo" consists of viewers aged 25 to 54, with a special emphasis on those who are nearly 29, such as all of us, because we're so desirable in all ways, and not just as consumers, but just generally.

MSNBC finished May with its smallest monthly audience among the advertiser-coveted demographic of adults age 25-54 since November 1999, and its lowest-rated month among the demo in primetime since May 2004, as Rachel Maddow's reduced schedule continues to harm the network.
"Record-low ratings going back to 1999 is almost always a bad sign seeing as how they were then a fledgling network and far less ubiquitous in our body politic," NewsBusters managing editor Curtis Houck told Fox News Digital about MSNBC, which launched in 1996.
Houck believes that nowadays, liberals have a multiple options when looking to "be spoon-fed their talking points" but MSNBC honchos "need to figure something out unless NBCUniversal is content with perpetually rearranging deck chairs on their version of The Titanic."
...

CNN, which has a variety of ratings problems itself and also lost 19% since last year, even managed 106,000 demo viewers during the month of May to crush MSNBC. Americans were preparing for the potential Y2K bug as the year 2000 was only one month away the last time MSNBC had a smaller audience among the group coveted by advertisers.
...

"The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell" was MSNBC's second most-popular show among viewers between ages 25-54, but it finished No. 25 in cable news and was outdrawn by 16 different Fox News programs. "The Last Word" even lost to eight different CNN programs, including long-struggling shows such as "Don Lemon Tonight."
Joy Reid's "ReidOut" averaged only 115,000 demo viewers to mark its smallest-audience in the critical category since the program was launched in 2020. MTV's "Ridiculousness," History's "Ancient Aliens," FXX's Bob's Burgers" and Investigation Discovery's "Chaos in Court" are among the hundreds of cable news programs that outdrew Reid during May.

Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

Must be nice.

Must. Be. Nice.

By the way, Pop-Pop doesn't think they show biracial couples in TV commercials.

BIDEN: "Turn on the TV, look at the ads. When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV? When's the last time you saw the way, I mean, people are selling products, they do ads and sell products. And they sell products when people, they appeal to people." pic.twitter.com/rzhdoCOsYc
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 9, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM

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1 Oooh linky!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

2 1st

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 09, 2022 01:55 PM (UuD2k)

3 Dang it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (UuD2k)

4 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

https://tinyurl.com/yezxwwxu

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (M9XmQ)

5 Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM

She adds value!

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (6TxNR)

6 I AM OMNILINK!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

7 cut the cord

Posted by: brak at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (j5Tg0)

8 4 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

https://tinyurl.com/yezxwwxu
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (M9XmQ)

Josh Painter knows the deal.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (6TxNR)

9 I'm seeing red over this post!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (a4EWo)

10 I didn't know they existed that far back. That must be most of their history.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (lTGtQ)

11 >>>Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

This I don't get. The dude emotes on TV, poorly. What is the draw? Butch lesbians on their periods?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (nByzo)

12 I red you long time.

Posted by: Squid at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (BUHwr)

13 Oh linky here, whatta we got?

Posted by: Mitch Mitchell at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (EuCrk)

14 I wouldn't be surprised if the ONT doesn't out draw MSNBC.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (AeMVC)

15 I could spend all day analyzing TV demographics and enjoy every minute of it: especially true when stats like these are exposed.
Thank you Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (CLKyD)

16 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

Being a merc is a dangerous game. Frankly we should have been doing this with foreign jihadis we captured in 'Stan.

Oh you are from Syria...here's your blindfold. Do you want a cigarette?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (ESjRY)

17 I want Maddow's job. Or at least her paycheck. I'll settle for her head.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

18 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

https://tinyurl.com/yezxwwxu
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (M9XmQ)

Have fun England. We'll just sit this one out.

Posted by: WiNO at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (EpDzw)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

20 It’s even worse. The population is 10-15% higher today than in 1999. Which means relatively speaking this is their worst viewership ever.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (DdGkH)

21 HTML tags.

HOW DO DEY WERK!??

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

22 "Record-low ratings going back to 1999 is almost always a bad sign seeing as how they were then a fledgling network and far less ubiquitous in our body politic," NewsBusters managing editor Curtis Houck told Fox News Digital about MSNBC, which launched in 1996.
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Uh, "lowest numbers in 23 years" is always a bad sign (assuming the number is counting something desirable).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (0zQHa)

23 >>Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

You wanna play at Stupid War Games you are gonna win Stupid War Prizes.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (9dzl2)

24 I wouldn't be surprised if the ONT doesn't out draw MSNBC.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (AeMVC)

Heh, no kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (DRSnL)

25 All your link are belong to Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

26 The Russians have a Canuck general too don't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

27 MSNBC overstands shrinkage

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (t/4Zp)

28 Being a merc is a dangerous game. Frankly we should have been doing this with foreign jihadis we captured in 'Stan.

Oh you are from Syria...here's your blindfold. Do you want a cigarette?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (ESjRY)

Bush never even offered a coherent, straightforward plan on how to deal with those people.

Posted by: WiNO at June 09, 2022 01:59 PM (EpDzw)

29 the whole post is a hyperlink

Posted by: DB at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

30 Joy Reid's "ReidOut"

This post looks more like RedOut.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (9fe2C)

31 I feel sorry for Rachel. She has to eat mussels every night. Even when they haven't been cleaned.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (HgGBT)

32 Lol.

Every commercial features a bi-racial couple.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (HyENj)

33 Houck believes that nowadays, liberals have a multiple options when looking to "be spoon-fed their talking points" but MSNBC honchos "need to figure something out unless NBCUniversal is content with perpetually rearranging deck chairs on their version of The Titanic."
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Yes, precisely. This is how you know that Fox News' lurch leftward (and it has, if you exclude their editorial/commentary folks like Carlson) had nothing to do with money and everything to do with something else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (0zQHa)

34 Josh Painter knows the deal.
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (6TxNR)

In the end, there will be only chaos?

No, no, wait...it's something about: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll all be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 8 4 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

https://tinyurl.com/yezxwwxu
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (M9XmQ)

Josh Painter knows the deal.
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2022 01:57 PM (6TxNR)

Jah, wonder if this will be it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (V6f9+)

36 Grandpa Biden thinks there are no biracial couples on TV?

He's looking at the screen in his head, the dim B & W one showing The Andy Griffith Show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (txdEq)

37 BIDEN: "Turn on the TV, look at the ads. When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV? When's the last time you saw the way, I mean, people are selling products,

The last 30 commercials? And the white guy was always the dumb one.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (xlxbO)

38 Have fun England. We'll just sit this one out.
Posted by: WiNO at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (EpDzw)

Can the British even get to Ukraine?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

39 Youtube Livestreams outperform MSNBC Primetime.

Hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (9dzl2)

40 Do these numbers include engagements in social. Eduard and YouTube? Because yeah few people sit down in front of the TV at 8pm and watch msnbc. But their shows get millions of views online. So talking about “ratings” is kind of irrelevant in 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (DdGkH)

41 Important question:

Is MSNBC devoid of viewers because people are onto their bullshit or because Trump is gone and they aren't particularly concerned about paying attention to a Biden admin?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (KbCG3)

42 If you come to this planet and watch TV before seeing anything else, you'll think that men are bumbling idiots, everyone is either gay or interracial and Medicare supplements are the greatest thing ever.

Oh, and there's toxic metals in EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Demo Moore??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (yikp0)

44 because we're so desirable in all ways, and not just as consumers, but just generally.

It's because we're sexy and slower, easier to catch up with, and all that.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (t/4Zp)

45 True Fact : Joy Reid Hates Fags

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (9dzl2)

46 He's looking at the screen in his head, the dim B & W one showing The Andy Griffith Show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:00 PM (txdEq)

I was black for years, for years.

Andy made me wear whiteface.

Posted by: Floyd Lawson at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

47 Would be happy to see England go to war and be the loser instead of the US military for once.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2022 02:01 PM (nnp+f)

48 Grandpa Biden thinks there are no biracial couples on TV?

He's looking at the screen in his head, the dim B & W one showing The Andy Griffith Show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Stuck on Robert Young in Father Knows Best.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (xlxbO)

49 And yet despite all of these networks having s*** tier ratings they're still in operation and acting as shot callers for the politicians.

Funny that.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (wb1YC)

50 Between sessions of slamming their dicks in drawers and having sex with their mothers, there still are people watching MSNBC. Amazing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (fmt/2)

51 You know how people watch for car wrecks?

Just saying, ready, rested and I have a closet full of bubble bath.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (uiT+8)

52 Mercenaries should be given the option to switch sides.
Tradition and all that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (U+JRS)

53 Joe was probably shocked when he showed up and it wasn't Carson.
Hope they broke the news to him gently.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (ZlruI)

54 Joy Reid Out is now Out.
And soon, The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell will have the last word from Lawrence O'Donnell

Those MSNBC execs are practically Nostradamus!

Posted by: Wally at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (FJYfm)

55 If you watch news or listen to talk radio, you are too fat and too brainwashed to function in society.
Lets get those FoxNews numbers crashing like NeverTrumpers T levels in the 70's and 80s...

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (s6iAH)

56 By the way, Pop-Pop doesn't think they show biracial couples in TV commercials.

Do they show anything but biracial couples in commercials these days?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (RkC6l)

57 I want Maddow's job. Or at least her paycheck. I'll settle for her head.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

You want head from Rachel Maddow? You're worse off than I thought.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (DRSnL)

58 Are we not men? We are Demo. D-E-M-O

Posted by: 29Victor at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (BJKQV)

59 True Fact : Joy Reid Hates Fags
Posted by: garrett

Was Joy the one afraid of blacks getting guns?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (xlxbO)

60 And yet, they're still making MILLIONS.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

61 BIDEN: "Turn on the TV, look at the ads. When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV? ...
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Uhhh, the last time I turned on my TV set, you dingus. Advertising families are about 70% biracial, 27% single mother, 2% black, 1% white. And a strong majority of the biracial couples are a black man and a white woman.

I suspect Joe Biden hasn't watched TV in a decade or more, and mostly has his handlers shoving in DVDs of Matlock, Quincy M.E., St. Elsewhere and Hill Street Blues for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (0zQHa)

62 The latest Chik-Fil-A commercial I saw was a picture of a salad, with some black girl in the voice over speaking in Ebonics about the fried chicken that went on the "salat".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (HyENj)

63 Joy Blackface Reid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (U+JRS)

64 In all the ads I see, I see nothing BUT bi-racial (or all black) couples. Biden lives in a world different from the one we live in, but his is still managing somehow to ruin ours.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (p+1gI)

65 I like the "almost always a bad sign" line.

Posted by: Floyd Lawson at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

66
Was Joy the one afraid of blacks getting guns?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (xlxbO)

That was Joy Behar.

An easy mixup.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war.

***

That might be the funniest thing I've read all day.

Modern Britain understands total war like they understand cuisine.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (wb1YC)

68 All cable news Audi ence is basically old people. I’m surprised anyone in the “demo” watches to be honest.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (DdGkH)

69 > By the way, Pop-Pop doesn't think they show biracial couples in TV commercials.

We Ridin with Biden now!

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (GS9jk)

70 Josh Painter knows the deal.
Posted by: blaster

Not half as well as Morton Tecumseh Bullerton.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (IEa8U)

71 just did my ADP sexual harassment training. in all cases the correct answer is to sic HR on someone. unless it's Dylan, the black IT guy who touches everyone he talks to. him, you have a peer to peer convo with. hilarious. Barney, white nerd gets shitcanned.

Posted by: x at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (uQFwj)

72
I suspect Joe Biden hasn't watched TV in a decade or more, and mostly has his handlers shoving in DVDs of Matlock, Quincy M.E., St. Elsewhere and Hill Street Blues for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (0zQHa)

"Put on the record player so the kids will sleep!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

73 >>> Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM

She adds value!
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2022 01:56 PM (6TxNR)

She's a people person damnit!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (t/4Zp)

74 LOL wow, that's freaking awful. When CNN Bombed, MSNBC did pretty well but damn where did all their idiot viewers go?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

75 >>>Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

You pays your money, you takes your chances.

Ukraine is not worth our blood or treasure.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (nByzo)

76 Rage, hate & a feeling of superiority makes you feel powerful. Hard to keep any of that going when your party controls goverment and everything keeps getting worse.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (BJKQV)

77 After a while, even the braindead know that they are being lied to.
Especially after having bought groceries or gas earlier in the day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (+baEI)

78 despite all of these networks having s*** tier ratings they're still in operation and acting as shot callers for the politicians.

Funny that.

Posted by: Azathoth

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)

79 Don't worry, eleventy billion people are going to be glued to the television box tonight to watch the hearing.

Bars will shut off the jukebox; sports fans will demand the owner flip to MSNBC.

Trump is going to be arrested live to the COPS theme song!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (+DSOT)

80 >>> I suspect Joe Biden hasn't watched TV in a decade or more, and mostly has his handlers shoving in DVDs of Matlock, Quincy M.E., St. Elsewhere and Hill Street Blues for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM (0zQHa)

He watches all the links hunter forwards him.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (t/4Zp)

81 Breaking: Death sentences announced in DPR for British mercenaries employed by Ukraine. Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war. Daily Mail link.

During the Spanish Civil War, the Spanish Foreign Legion would execute captured members of the International Brigades. The Foreign Legionnaires felt the International Brigades prolonged the civil war by 2 years, and were pissed. Nobody reads history anymore.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (hKmvK)

82 they're just more exclusive. it's the way successful networks are run. to a smaller and smaller but loyal audience...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (WhsXQ)

83 "Record-low ratings going back to 1999 is almost always a bad sign seeing as how they were then a fledgling network and far less ubiquitous in our body politic," NewsBusters managing editor Curtis Houck told Fox News Digital about MSNBC, which launched in 1996.
++++
Oh well. They still have much - very much - to be proud of. They launched to much greater success and longevity than CNN+.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (0zQHa)

84 When the news is all bad and there is no one to hate, that's amore'

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (b+v9B)

85 Pop-Pop hasn't watched TV since M*A*S*H was putting out new episodes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

86 67 Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war.

***

That might be the funniest thing I've read all day.

Modern Britain understands total war like they understand cuisine.
Posted by: Azathoth

or modern dentistry for that matter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (fmt/2)

87 hilarious. Barney, white nerd gets shitcanned.

Amusingly SNL had a great take on this https://youtu.be/PxuUkYiaUc8

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

88 MSNBC and cnn aren’t news networks. They are propaganda machines funded by Pfizer among others. And weirdly enough, they both pump the shit out of Pfizer vaccines.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (DdGkH)

89 Don't worry, eleventy billion people are going to be glued to the television box tonight to watch the hearing.

Bars will shut off the jukebox; sports fans will demand the owner flip to MSNBC.

I invited neighbors and friends over for a bar-b-que and J6 Committee watch party!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (HyENj)

90 There are nothing but biracial couples in ads but I have no idea what point pudding head was trying to make.

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (5y7pR)

91 He watches all the links hunter forwards him.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:05 PM (t/4Zp)
++++
Yeah, like that guy knows how to use a smartphone or E-Mail.

I actually feel bad for the handler that has to call up Hunter's links to show Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (0zQHa)

92 Maybe the kind of videos that hunter forwards biden are much much much more equitable in terms of being biracial.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (t/4Zp)

93 17 I want Maddow's job. Or at least her paycheck. I'll settle for her head.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

Someone say head?

Posted by: VP Harris at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (53oGX)

94 And lefties that want REAL rage & hate, unfiltered by remaining "journalistic norms" and a pretense of objectivity will look online, not on TV.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (BJKQV)

95 Do they show anything but biracial couples in commercials these days?

***

My favorites are the one with the corporate power skirt and the one biracial child and then the husband comes in and sits on the couch and either looks like he's not confessed he's gay yet or looks like he just took a shower to get ready for his arraignment.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:06 PM (wb1YC)

96 And yet despite all of these networks having s*** tier ratings they're still in operation and acting as shot callers for the politicians.

Funny that.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (w

It's all grift. The money these clowns are making you would think Dan rather,peter Jennings. A large town affiliate has more viwers

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (/6GbT)

97 cuz advertising is for reelz

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (us2H3)

98 MSNBC.
The dullest tools in the shed.
Rusty, too.

Like most Chinese tools.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (+baEI)

99 LOL

WTF?!!??!?!

Nearly EVERY commercial I see is biracial or minority.

Mud brain Depends boy babbling again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

100 Biden's handlers literally stole the jail joke from Mean Trump, who once used it to amazing electoral effect off the cuff in 2016.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (+KjzL)

101 That Umbrella Guy has more viewers than MSNBC

Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (5y7pR)

102 I think that the daily injection of outrage and hate at Trump was the only thing keeping CNN and MSNBC going. Lacking that, what's the point in watching?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

103 The Foreign Legionnaires felt the International Brigades prolonged the civil war by 2 years, and were pissed. Nobody reads history anymore.

My memory is the Spanish Nationalists were amazed that people were coming from other western countries to try and implement communism in their country...even though the countries they were coming from weren't communist.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (ESjRY)

104 Is the Ukistan war still happening? With monkey pox and white Supremacist mass shooters using fully semi automatic assault weapons on the loose I kinda forgot about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM (DdGkH)

105 Look at today's tv ads -- it's NOTHING BUT bi-racial couples. I would really love to see a study on the casting of white men in commercials, and how in the last few years they've been relegated to playing the idiot, the rube, the foil that makes the strong woman or minority character have to come to the rescue to fix what the dumb, white yokel broke. Ever see a criminal -- even a slapstick, comedic one -- portrayed by a black or hispanic man? When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

The drugs that Biden's on don't just re-animate him, they're loosening his tongue to blurt out all the stupid shit bouncing between the three functioning brain cells he's got.

Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (gS3OW)

106 >>>"Record-low ratings going back to 1999 is almost always a bad sign seeing as how they were then a fledgling network and far less ubiquitous in our body politic," NewsBusters managing editor Curtis Houck told Fox News Digital about MSNBC, which launched in 1996.

MSNBC hags: WE'LL MAKE IT UP IN VOLUME!!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (nByzo)

107 I was commenting to myself a couple of days ago on the commercials I was being subjected to, and jumped up and down "look! a white guy!" only to lose my excitement when they made sure we knew he was gay.

I'm running out of products to buy. That's fine, I'll stink so bad nobody will want to get near me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (zB/T/)

108 'Member when there weren't so many Mexicans?

I 'member.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHJhu15f-hg

Posted by: Member Barry at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (1dzqn)

109 Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (s6iAH)

I don't have a TV but when I was having a drink and dinner at the local sports bar the other week and a sports channel ad was on, .those are the only couples they show. It's as if people married to people of the same race and particularly white couples don't exist. Biden leaves in some alternative universe dated prior to 2000 and his handlers just want to make a case for racism, !racism !racism!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (l7p9i)

110 Do they show anything but biracial couples in commercials these days?

I think insurance commercials mainly feature white people, from my informal viewing survey.

Insurance must be a predominately white market.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (HyENj)

111 And yet despite all of these networks having s*** tier ratings they're still in operation and acting as shot callers for the politicians.

its like Twitter having maybe 30% real content driving culture and news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

112 MSNBC has gone boutique

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

113 Partisan news for parties in power, especially when things are going poorly, suffer in comparison to those news sourced for those out of power.

It's one reason why CNN was so relatively strong during the Trump administration and then so weak afterwards.

"All is well, and those guys out of power are responsible for all the bad in your life," is a discordant and unconvincing message.

"All is turning to shit and the guys in power are responsible for all of it," is far more appealing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

114 Best ads are the ones with a black, white, Asian and Hispanic sitting around a campfire. Cuz that happens all the time, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (DdGkH)

115 Ads appeal to people? Tell me more, oh wise one.

My next thought was his quip years ago about "you can't walk into a 7-11 nowadays..."

Posted by: Mainah at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (B+qrE)

116 >>> just did my ADP sexual harassment training. in all cases the correct answer is to sic HR on someone. unless it's Dylan, the black IT guy who touches everyone he talks to. him, you have a peer to peer convo with. hilarious. Barney, white nerd gets shitcanned.
Posted by: x at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (uQFwj)

Imagine a shiny robot sporting a toilet plunger and a giant dildo rolling around and shouting in a mechanical voice "REPORT REPORT" and you'll ace every test.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (t/4Zp)

117 When's the last time you've seen a normal white couple in commercials?

It's all minorities until it's a montage for something and the fifth or sixth person is on there as the token white guy..

Posted by: Blanco at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (BZQgK)

118 Is the Ukistan war still happening? With monkey pox and white Supremacist mass shooters using fully semi automatic assault weapons on the loose I kinda forgot about it.

May = Ukraine Remembrance Month
June = Monkeypox Pride Month
July = Brownout Appreciation Month
August = Hyperinflation Awareness month

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (ESjRY)

119 It might be cruel, but I like having the eye bleeder out and about as often as possible. The more he's exposed to the LoFo's the better.

That, and odds are that he'll pop off and there won't be any way to hide it.

He's a train wreck waiting to happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (BFigT)

120 105 Look at today's tv ads -- it's NOTHING BUT bi-racial couples. I would really love to see a study on the casting of white men in commercials, ...
Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM

I think they can still use white guys if they're gay.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (ftFVW)

121 "By the way, Pop-Pop doesn't think they show biracial couples in TV commercials."

Hell, Pop-Pop thinks you should play the phonograph in a poor child's room while he sleeps to help him learn so he can almost be as successful as white kids.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2022 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

122 It pleases me to see 'Ancient Aliens' beating Joy Reid in the TV ratings. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (J7wri)

123 Biden probably just watches The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (p+1gI)

124 I was commenting to myself a couple of days ago on the commercials I was being subjected to, and jumped up and down "look! a white guy!" only to lose my excitement when they made sure we knew he was gay.

I'm running out of products to buy. That's fine, I'll stink so bad nobody will want to get near me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (zB/T/)

I saw one the other day that had a white mom and dad and white kids. I couldn't believe it. It was a vitamin commercial I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (DRSnL)

125 112 MSNBC has gone boutique
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

well, itz better than beau brummell

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (us2H3)

126 Or maybe Putin will intervene to 'pardon' the Brits as a way of making some PR points?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (V6f9+)

127 BIDEN: "Turn on the TV, look at the ads. When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?..."

More relevantly, when's the last time YOU saw biracial couples on TV? Seems like your recollections predate All in the Family. Which makes sense given your advanced stage dementia.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (aXxgO)

128 He doesn't see *any* current commercials, he's watching recording of Andy of Mayberry, Lassie, and Wild Kingdom with the original commercials.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (CLKyD)

129
I think insurance commercials mainly feature white people, from my informal viewing survey

—-

Lol!
- New Jake from State Farm

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (DdGkH)

130 The groomers from State Farm are going full court press on ads. Every other ad on youtube is BIPOC Pedo Farm.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (fmt/2)

131 By the way, Pop-Pop doesn't think they show biracial couples in TV commercials.

Pop Pop will figure it out as soon as he finds the remote. The one Jill hid the day after he was sworn in.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (anj39)

132 122 It pleases me to see 'Ancient Aliens' beating Joy Reid in the TV ratings. Heh!
______________

I didn't know they were doing a Pelosi reality show.

Posted by: Member Barry at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (1dzqn)

133 Audience may be tiny, but it's the right audience so . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

134 You're more likely to see a reindeer in the Arizona desert than a white male in a commercial.

Unless they need a buffoon/jester or a menial help-person with a shiteating retard grin on his face.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (N/oGZ)

135 Thankfully, money launderers aren't too picky about the kinds of ratings we're getting, they're just worried about the cut we take.

Joe Rogan may have a 100x more viewers than us, but he doesn't play ball.

Posted by: MSNBC at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (D6lWx)

136 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

Its out there, but its rare, so rare people remark on it. We're in the opposite of the age when women were treated like children and imbeciles only fit to bake dinner (and burn it, often, so the husband fixes everything buy buying a better appliance). I mean everyone has seen the ads like the guy spanking his wife for not buying him the right beer.

Now its the men who are the targets. Things never really change all that much, its just the same song in a slightly different key.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

137 and how in the last few years they've been relegated to playing the idiot, the rube, the foil that makes the strong woman or minority character have to come to the rescue to fix what the dumb, white yokel broke. ...
Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (gS3OW)
++++
Last few decades, you mean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (0zQHa)

138 It pleases me to see 'Ancient Aliens' beating Joy Reid in the TV ratings. Heh!

Ancient Aliens is more fact based

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

139 Biden leaves in some alternative universe dated prior to 2000 and his handlers just want to make a case for racism, !racism !racism!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (l7p9i)

This might be reinforcement for the claim that overturning Roe v Wade will lead to banning interracial marriage. Yes, I know the logical leap is tenuous, but it's leftist "logic".

Posted by: Emmie at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (6RgRK)

140 Now Biden in an expert in advertising?

It seems more clear every day that he is living in an alternate universe in which he's actually smart.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)

141 "There are no biracial couples in TV ads!"

"And now, for these message."

7 straight commercials of biracial couples doing upper middle class things, half of which are for pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

142 It'll be a cold day in Hell before we let MSNBC open for us.

Posted by: Puppet Show at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (aXxgO)

143 I can't speak for anyone else but where I live every biracial couple I see looks like their wedding song was the Bad Boys theme to COPS.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (wb1YC)

144 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

King of the Hill?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

145 Meh, it appear that both these dudes had been in Ukraine since 2018, have long-term chicks there, and were in uniform. Mercenaries seems like a stretch.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (ppBhU)

146 How can we make topical *all red* jokes if Ewoks correct the tags!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (CLKyD)

147 It's kind of ironic that Biden went on Jimmy Kimmel to beg for better ratings. Jimmy isn't exactly Johnny Carson.

Posted by: Caliban at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (HgGBT)

148 144 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?
______________

Not a TV show, but "Taken" pretty much nailed that one.

Posted by: Member Barry at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (1dzqn)

149 I regularly date outside my race and even I'm annoyed by every commercial that has a white person is in a biracial relationship

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

150 It's all minorities until it's a montage for something and the fifth or sixth person is on there as the token white guy..

Fewer and fewer white girls too. You can play spot the blonde, its almost all hispanics, asians, black girls, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

151 74 LOL wow, that's freaking awful. When CNN Bombed, MSNBC did pretty well but damn where did all their idiot viewers go?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
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To Netflix to watch episodes of Friends and The New Girl.

Posted by: WisRich at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

152 When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?

The last time I watched it. Every time I watch it.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (hOAT3)

153 101 That Umbrella Guy has more viewers than MSNBC
Posted by: LASue at June 09, 2022 02:07 PM

But what about The Umbrella Man, who slandered Ms. Heard on social media so viciously?

Posted by: Elaine Bredehoft at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

154 BIDEN: "Turn on the TV, look at the ads. When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?..."

I assume you mean "black-and-white" couples. Aren't you the one who was watching FDR on TV, Joe? They didn't have color back then.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (D6lWx)

155 This might be reinforcement for the claim that overturning Roe v Wade will lead to banning interracial marriage.

Anyone ask Clarence and Ginni Thomas about this one?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (ESjRY)

156 Brits prosecuted under rule 0.303. We caught them and we shot them under rule 0.303.

Posted by: Artesian at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (2u1K0)

157 57 I want Maddow's job. Or at least her paycheck. I'll settle for her head.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 09, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

You want head from Rachel Maddow? You're worse off than I thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (DRSnL

It was like this during the entire day at the PNW MOME.

See what you miss by not attending one?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (+baEI)

158 well, itz better than beau brummell
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (us2H3)

Heh. Had to look him up. The things one learns here without hardly trying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (4I/2K)

159 the guy spanking his wife for not buying him the right beer.

Is this frowned upon?

Posted by: George Costanza at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

160 in the DC world, biracial couples and gays are like 10 billion dollars

rounding errors

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (us2H3)

161 I regularly date outside my race and even I'm annoyed by every commercial that has a white person is in a biracial relationship

Someone did a deep dive on the data from the online dating sites a while back and found white men where the most likely to date "outside their race". Black women the least.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

162 155 This might be reinforcement for the claim that overturning Roe v Wade will lead to banning interracial marriage.

Anyone ask Clarence and Ginni Thomas about this one?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (ESjRY)

=========

Theory:
They actually hate each other, and this is the long con way of forcing a divorce on them that they can't be blamed on by the Catholic Church.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

163 144 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

King of the Hill?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM

I was thinking that, too. Even back in the late '90s it stood out that Hank was the sensible one.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (ftFVW)

164 King of the Hill?

One of the few shows made where the people in it were both stupid and wise, had their flaws but their strengths as well. Both Hank and his wife were idiots, but also smart and really capable in some ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

165 Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

***

In other words, Dane-geld.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (wb1YC)

166 Regarding ads today, beyond the bi-racial couples, take note of how many off-puttingly weird looking people are featured. I'm not talking about body positive BS, I'm talking people you pray don't sit next to you in the park or on a plane.

They're everywhere.

Also, there was one great ad from Cheerios that talked about how awesome it was to be a dad. https://tinyurl.com/pvfsrh9f

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (KbCG3)

167 White men in commercials are the mean boss or the out of touch doofus who has to be taught about things by a hip 27 year old 1/2 black half Asian woman.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (DdGkH)

168 FFS, nearly every ad has a biracial couple, to the point it has become a joke.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (q419Q)

169 No way, really?

>>Ukrainian Official Admits She Lied About Russians Committing Mass Rape to Convince Countries to Send More Weapons

https://tinyurl.com/3b4vkm6b

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

170 Swope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIvw1A4UGFI

Posted by: Member Barry at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (1dzqn)

171 I like the commercial for Macy's Rack and the first thing they show is a woman in a tight dress with a tremendous rack.

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Or maybe Putin will intervene to 'pardon' the Brits as a way of making some PR points?
-----------------
The "trial" was by the Donbas' "government" and not the Russians directly so plausible deniability.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (yikp0)

173 But what about The Umbrella Man, who slandered Ms. Heard on social media so viciously?
Posted by: Elaine Bredehoft at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

174 145 Meh, it appear that both these dudes had been in Ukraine since 2018, have long-term chicks there, and were in uniform. Mercenaries seems like a stretch.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (ppBhU)

It may be meant to mirror the Ukrainian trials of Russian soldiers.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (WitUC)

175 169 No way, really?

>>Ukrainian Official Admits She Lied About Russians Committing Mass Rape to Convince Countries to Send More Weapons

https://tinyurl.com/3b4vkm6b
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

========

So, this is one of those "lying is good" things, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

176 158 well, itz better than beau brummell
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:10 PM (us2H3)

Heh. Had to look him up. The things one learns here without hardly trying.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (4I/2K)

when you get old, you'll be able to pull rank on the youngsters

not much of a perk but still a perk

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (us2H3)

177 Someone did a deep dive on the data from the online dating sites a while back and found white men where the most likely to date "outside their race". Black women the least.

And all this time I thought they shot me down because I'm a nerd.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (Bd6X8)

178 164 King of the Hill?

One of the few shows made where the people in it were both stupid and wise, had their flaws but their strengths as well. Both Hank and his wife were idiots, but also smart and really capable in some ways.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

I'm actually watching the entire series right now. I never realized how messed up Peggy was. Completely insecure and full of herself to an odd degree. And yet, she wasn't unlikeable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

179 -Sure. When I see a product I always say to myself, "Gee, that bi-racial couple like that product, I've got to have that."

I'm bipolar and about half the time I'm racial too.

Posted by: Spanky at June 09, 2022 02:16 PM (pSotA)

180 NASA's $10 Billion Webb Space Telescope Struck by Micrometeoroid

These tiny meteoroids typically weigh less than a gram, yet they still pose a significant threat to spacecraft because their average speed...is a staggering 22,500 mph...After initial assessments, the team found the telescope is still performing at a level that exceeds all mission requirements despite a marginally detectable effect in the data.

.. probably a ANTIFA micrometeoroid

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

181 To Netflix to watch episodes of Friends and The New Girl.
Posted by: WisRich at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

Is *that* why Friends is suddenly a thing again?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

182 Mike Judge has a heck of a body of work:

Beavis and Butthead
King of the Hill
Office Space
Idiocracy
Extract

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (ESjRY)

183 Ukrainian Official Admits She Lied About Russians Committing Mass Rape to Convince Countries to Send More Weapons

*thumbs up gesture*
--Anthony Fauci

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

184 Rare - Asian wife, non Asian husband.

Unicorn - Asian husband.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (wb1YC)

185 Both Hank and his wife were idiots, but also smart and really capable in some ways.

_________________

Hank Hill is not even remotely an idiot.

Posted by: Member Barry at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (1dzqn)

186 Biden is the great humiliation of Americans. I am so ashamed, but not because he reflects me. He reflects himself and he reflects them.

We need to stand up. After we bow down to the Lord and repent for forgetting Him.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (sI15f)

187 I regularly date outside my race and even I'm annoyed by every commercial that has a white person is in a biracial relationship
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

Lucky bastard. I have trouble attracting any interest from within my phylum.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (4I/2K)

188 Does this make msnbc the cucks of liberals?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (NW9xb)

189 the guy spanking his wife for not buying him the right beer.

It was an open hand.

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (yQpMk)

190 Is *that* why Friends is suddenly a thing again?

I think its a sad consequence of Millennials aging into dominance.

I would rather be shot in the face with flaming porcupines than watch a single segment of that horrible show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

191 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

I'm going to start with The Rifleman and see how far towards the present I get.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (D6lWx)

192 >>So, this is one of those "lying is good" things, right?

I just assume anything a Ukrainian official says is a lie. They tell the truth as often as normal people lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

193 And all this time I thought they shot me down because I'm a nerd.

The same research showed women rated 80% of the men on the sites as "below average"

Barbie: MATH IS HARD

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (ESjRY)

194 Is *that* why Friends is suddenly a thing again?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (DRSnL

My super deep theory as to why Friends is popular is that Kids These Days crave friends.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (q419Q)

195 I would rather be shot in the face with flaming porcupines than watch a single segment of that horrible show.

***

Pretty sure that show is playing on the flat screen in Hell's waiting room.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (wb1YC)

196 Both Hank and his wife were idiots, but also smart and really capable in some ways.

Real people, even really good real people, aren't Mary Sues, everyone has their flaws.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)

197 194
My super deep theory as to why Friends is popular is that Kids These Days crave friends.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (q419Q)

=========

But people suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

198 MSNBC has gone boutique
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (4I/2K)
--------
Their appeal has become more selective.

-- Ian Faith

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (aaGzp)

199 The latest Chik-Fil-A commercial I saw was a picture of a salad, with some black girl in the voice over speaking in Ebonics about the fried chicken that went on the "salat".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2022 02:03 PM

According to their CEO, I can't go to CfA until I go home and get my shine-box, and I haven't been back since.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (hOAT3)

200
I cut the cord over a decade ago, so I never saw this perversion on television. More importantly, my children never saw the mentally ill people that are used to sell products now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (lTGtQ)

201 When's the last time you saw a video of your kid naked waving an illegal gun around after he has defiled the rectum of a disgusting drug-addled street whore?

Posted by: Bidenworld at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (TKZuJ)

202 Elvis had the right idea about what to do to a tv.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (rJ48h)

203 The same research showed women rated 80% of the men on the sites as "below average"

To be fair, Tinder does not exactly attract the finest of the species.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

204
.. probably a ANTIFA micrometeoroid
Posted by: SMOD
Molotov Meteor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (fmt/2)

205 UltraMaga (or MAGA ULTRA, as I prefer) does not seem to have the legs that deplorables had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (dNqv+)

206 You want head from Rachel Maddow? You're worse off than I thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:02 PM (DRSnL

They say a bad BJ is still better than no BJ. We'll put that claim to the testes.

Posted by: King Leonidas at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

207
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But people suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

This.

My teenage daughter is learning this. She can't wait to get out of high school because she's learning this way too much currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

208 oh yeah, things I've never done

smoke a cig
held a baby
played a vid game
seen "friends"

got another 50 or so

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (us2H3)

209 >>Real people, even really good real people, aren't Mary Sues, everyone has their flaws.

It's true. I just care too much.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

210 Posted by: Emmie at June 09, 2022 02:11 PM (6RgRK)

I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (l7p9i)

211 Mike Judge has a heck of a body of work

I agree, although Extract was kind of weak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

212 184---> Definitely

Has there ever been an Asian husband/Black wife commercial? I HAVE to see that.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (N/oGZ)

213 Is Friends a thing with the yuuutes today?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (DdGkH)

214 This kinky-haired brunette in a dress is in the demo, but she doesn't watch MSNBC:
https://is.gd/CGLtbj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (0zQHa)

215 NASA's $10 Billion Webb Space Telescope Struck by Micrometeoroid

These tiny meteoroids typically weigh less than a gram, yet they still pose a significant threat to spacecraft because their average speed...is a staggering 22,500 mph...After initial assessments, the team found the telescope is still performing at a level that exceeds all mission requirements despite a marginally detectable effect in the data.

.. probably a ANTIFA micrometeoroid

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

No one in engineering planned for this contingency?

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

216 When's the last time you saw a video of your kid naked waving an illegal gun around after he has defiled the rectum of a disgusting drug-addled street whore?

What the hell?! How did you get in here?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (D6lWx)

217 The "trial" was by the Donbas' "government" and not the Russians directly so plausible deniability.

Shell people for 8 years after you signed a peace treaty with them and they aren't likely to be very merciful.

I suspect deciding to let the Donbas locales try them was a guarantee of the death penalty - like if we turned Baathists over to the Shiites in Iraq.

My guess is Putin will offer intervention if the Brits stop funding the Ukes.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

218 All television peaked at "The Ewok Adventures." It's been a constant slide downhill since then.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (BJKQV)

219 Look, fat! Like my Pop would tell me I would sit on his knee watching FDR's fireside chats on television. He would tell me "Joey, once you go black, you finish on their back". Then we'd clap and sing along when FDR would invite Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire to do a song and dance number about Ovaltine.

*whispers* (no coloreds)

Posted by: Puddin' pants Biden at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (Geoni)

220 Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war.

They were just LARPing. Why should they face consequences for their actions?

The West is fundamentally unserious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (z99Zw)

221 Is Friends a thing with the yuuutes today?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:21 PM (DdGkH)
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It wouldn't surprise me. It's always been unwatchable but I don't know if popular TV shows today (that is, the ones playing in prime time) are even worse now. That also wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (0zQHa)

222 Nasdaq is down 24.5% for 2022.
No mean tweets though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (DdGkH)

223 Imagine a shiny robot sporting a toilet plunger and a giant dildo rolling around and shouting in a mechanical voice "REPORT REPORT" and you'll ace every test.
Posted by: banana Dream

I chose ultra maximum report to HR for every question and only got one wrong.

Posted by: x at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (uQFwj)

224 "When's the last time you saw...?"

Come on, man! That's all you see anymore. It's to a point of being weirdly conspicuous.

Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional.

Posted by: SMFH at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (CEh/e)

225 The Abrams Report
Alan Keyes Is Making Sense
Buchanan & Press
Donahue
The Savage Nation
Scarborough Country
MSNBC Live
Jesse Ventura's America

23 years and not much has changed.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (vN+oL)

226 No one in engineering planned for this contingency?

I don't think there is much they can do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

227 It's true. I just care too much.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm a perfectionist, too wrapped up in my work.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

228 No Yellow!

Posted by: First Son at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (g/GL4)

229 I noticed last night that drug runners depicted on TV are always Mexican/Hispanic. Never black.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (sI15f)

230 67 Most of Britain loses their shit, demands total war.

***
That might be the funniest thing I've read all day.
Modern Britain understands total war like they understand cuisine.
Posted by: Azathoth
___________

We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do
We've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too
We've fought the Bear before, and while we're Britons true...

Aw, fuck it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (es0Dj)

231 although we would have some disagreements

the hollywwod role I most identify with

is Daniel Plainview

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (us2H3)

232 I agree, although Extract was kind of weak.

Two of the most influential live action comedies AND two of the most influential cartoon comedies and Extract or the Goode Family (which were just ok)...? I'd take that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (ESjRY)

233 I noticed last night that drug runners depicted on TV are always Mexican/Hispanic. Never black.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (sI15f)

Watch Chicago PD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

234 I think they can still use white guys if they're gay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 09, 2022

***
Or are total spineless weebles compared to their strrrong wives. The CashNetUSA spot is the most egregious. The ceiling springs a bad leak, and the guy actually whines, "What shall we doooo?" His wife or girlfriend holds up her phone with the CashNetUSA app open and chants, "If we're approved we can have the money in our account as soon as the same business day!" Cut to a cartoon of her in superhero costume, still holding up her phone with the app, and flying off the screen a la Supergirl.

Both are white. I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)

235 Biden was juat upset that Hunter never filmed himself with any minority hookers.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (BJKQV)

236 Biden's doing a great job, but he's just too intellectual for the voters. He's deep, man.

Posted by: Robert De Niro at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

237 All television peaked at "The Ewok Adventures." It's been a constant slide downhill since then.

I disagree. TV started it's downward slide as soon as the first test pattern went live.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (Bd6X8)

238 165 Maddow is still paid $30 million per year to put on a show once per week and also work on "special projects" with, as far as I can tell, no firm commitments as far as production schedule or actual output.

***

In other words, Dane-geld.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022

I was at an event t the other day. A person at the table regaled us with a story about something something on thr Rachel Maddow show..blah blah and then my friend said I'll have to ask her nest time I seen her, she's my neighbor. I swear I heard thT story three times before from three other people usually on TV. Is that a code or something. "Rachel Maddows my neighbor". Like to see if you are part of the inner party?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (Hp/Hl)

239 >>I'm a perfectionist, too wrapped up in my work.

I spend so much time and money helping orphans that I don't care of myself enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

240 Biden was juat upset that Hunter never filmed himself with any minority hookers.

His PronHub channel (yes there was one) had him having sex with Chinese women too.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

241 just did my ADP sexual harassment training. in all cases the correct answer is to sic HR on someone. unless it's Dylan, the black IT guy who touches everyone he talks to. him, you have a peer to peer convo with. hilarious. Barney, white nerd gets shitcanned.
Posted by: x at June 09, 2022 02:04 PM (uQFwj)

My boss's position is that IUTHADN should work from home so they he doesn't offend any snowflakes by going off on an AtC hoppy rant on them for being absolutely stupid assholes who should be beaten for several hours prior to getting fired.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (z99Zw)

242 180 NASA's $10 Billion Webb Space Telescope Struck by Micrometeoroid...
.. probably a ANTIFA micrometeoroid
Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM

BLM, actually. Space is mostly Black, and the government just launched a multi-billion dollar telescope to conduct non-stop surveillance on it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

243 ...After initial assessments, the team found the telescope is still performing at a level that exceeds all mission requirements despite a marginally detectable effect in the data.

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

So it smudged the lens?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (906pl)

244 236 Biden's doing a great job, but he's just too intellectual for the voters. He's deep, man.
Posted by: Robert De Niro at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

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This excuse was valid once, with John Quincy Adams.

Every time it's been used since, it's been bunk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

245 When was the last time you saw a caucasian father figure shown as the attractive, knowledgeable, capable hero?

Posted by: red speck at June 09, 2022 02:08 PM (gS3OW)

________________________

Shockingly, it was on the remake of the Lost in Space NF series last year. The show had its Girl Power wokeness, but the father (an ex-military badass) was portrayed as a real patriarch and never-say-die leader of the family. I was shocked.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

246 >>> My super deep theory as to why Friends is popular is that Kids These Days crave friends.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (q419Q)

=========

But people suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

early and often

Posted by: Kamala at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (t/4Zp)

247
Both are white. I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)

He is olive skinned, but yes......"I'm a fucking idiot douche!" and the woman is white and comes to the rescue by getting them in even more debt with a high risk payday loan option.

BRILLIANT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Is *that* why Friends is suddenly a thing again?

I think its a sad consequence of Millennials aging into dominance.

Zoomers have been driving the Friends resurgence. Has something to do with enjoying a world before technology took over is a common theory on it.

Posted by: brak at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (j5Tg0)

249 I was in college when Friends started so I liked it as a sort of preview of what life would be like in a few years. Obviously it was not anywhere close to reality but it was fun.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (DdGkH)

250 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (fmt/2)

251 Bwaaaa Haaa

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (2JoB8)

252 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequency of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial.

If there's anything a proud black woman wants, its a weak, cringing, submissive man. Uh huh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

253 224 "Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional."

the one with the doucher who won't put down his cellphone is my recent favorite.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (N/oGZ)

254 250 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (fmt/2)

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Inflation is really just a rich people problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

255 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person

I told you crackers

Posted by: Flavor Flav at June 09, 2022 02:26 PM (ESjRY)

256 I would rather be shot in the face with flaming porcupines than watch a single segment of that horrible show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

Calm down Beavis !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)

257 Or are total spineless weebles compared to their strrrong wives. The CashNetUSA spot is the most egregious. The ceiling springs a bad leak, and the guy actually whines, "What shall we doooo?" His wife or girlfriend holds up her phone with the CashNetUSA app open and chants, "If we're approved we can have the money in our account as soon as the same business day!" Cut to a cartoon of her in superhero costume, still holding up her phone with the app, and flying off the screen a la Supergirl.

Both are white. I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)
++++
Yeah, that ad is all the worst tendencies wrapped up into one. Be an incompetent manor a spendthrift woman and goad each other into taking on high-interest debt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:26 PM (0zQHa)

258 [because] Kids These Days crave friends.
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None of them are wearing masks.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 09, 2022 02:27 PM (yikp0)

259 237
I disagree. TV started it's downward slide as soon as the first test pattern went live.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM

Dude. ALF.

Posted by: Too embarrassed to self ID at June 09, 2022 02:27 PM (JCZqz)

260 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:25 PM (fmt/2)

We're not even halfway through the year yet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:27 PM (DRSnL)

261 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional.
Posted by: SMFH at June 09, 2022

***
One of those insurance spots has a black couple. She wonders aloud if a friend of hers, whose husband has died young, had life insurance. Husband, looking stupid: "No." AA wife: "But *we* have life insurance."

He looks hangdog, at which point she practically snarls, "We talked about this! You said you were going to find us a policy!" He offers weakly, "I'm tryin' to find one we can afford."

Proper response to her: "You spend everything we make. *You* find a policy we can afford." And walk off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:27 PM (txdEq)

262 Last time I personally went through the fun of online dating every "successful" woman I dated was more interested in my career then anything else. They seemed to want 2 levels about them...but were willing to settle for one.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

263 Not gonna lie.

Hub and I will prolly watch Beavis and Butthead Does the Universe, since we were huge fans back in the day.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (qtwVU)

264 The Eggo commercial where the kid is a dinosaur who happens to be black, then the black mother questions why as they pan across the kitchen to show a random WHITE woman standing there for absolutely NO reason whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Swingers is one of my favorite movies in part because it was one of the last movies before tech. No cell phones, no internet. You had to actually go and talk to girls in person and on the phone. It cane out in 1996 and right after that it all changed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (DdGkH)

266 Not only are mixed couples portrayed... there is also mixed Ghey couples with different colored fashion accessory kids. Also, don't forget people missing body parts. It's like 30% of all commercials

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (flINI)

267 I downloaded the entire Beavis & Butthead catalog (with songs included) and watched one, then stopped.

its still funny and crazy stuff but... its depressing as hell. The kids stood out because they were dumbass middle schoolers, but today EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEM.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

268 I disagree. TV started it's downward slide as soon as the first test pattern went live.

Gained momentum with Hollywood squares.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (fmt/2)

269 but today EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEM.

Um, yeah yeah we are COOL!

Posted by: Beavis at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

270 I disagree. TV started it's downward slide as soon as the first test pattern went live.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM (Bd6X

++++
With two huge, notable exceptions. The first was The Twilight Zone. The second was the boom in high-quality storytelling on basic cable in the early aughts (the new Battlestar, Mad Men, etc.). Premium cable has had an occasional high point, too, like The Wire.

But it is mostly dreck and has always been mostly dreck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (0zQHa)

271 I disagree. TV started it's downward slide as soon as the first test pattern went live.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:24 PM
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I miss the test pattern. And the midnight sign-off with the National Anthem.

Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (0IeYL)

272 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional.
Posted by: SMFH at June 09, 2022
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Can't say I have, since we don't watch TV, but the hub and I do find it somewhat amusing that the left thinks it's such a big deal.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (qtwVU)

273 I miss the test pattern. And the midnight sign-off with the National Anthem.
Posted by: Weasel

Indian facing right.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (xlxbO)

274 Do i need special training to have sex with other races or people?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (88thc)

275 The ceiling springs a bad leak, and the guy actually whines, "What shall we doooo?" His wife or girlfriend holds up her phone with the CashNetUSA app open and chants, "If we're approved we can have the money in our account as soon as the same business day!" Cut to a cartoon of her in superhero costume, still holding up her phone with the app, and flying off the screen a la Supergirl.

****

So he's standing there like the world's biggest dildo not even thinking about going to find the water cut off and she's standing there with her phone trying to get a loan rather than trying to call somebody to come out and see about it.

Because everybody in and producing that commercial have the survival skills of a lemming who just lost his job.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (wb1YC)

276 255 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person
Posted by: Flavor Flav at June 09, 2022 02:26 PM

Perhaps, if the people of the community had invested with a long-term, sustainable mindset, and had robust light rail and busing options available, they wouldn't be in this predicament!

If they can't afford more fossil fuels, they can certainly afford to switch over to a new fleet of all electric vehicles! Duh! Fucking red-town retards...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

277 265 Swingers is one of my favorite movies in part because it was one of the last movies before tech. No cell phones, no internet. You had to actually go and talk to girls in person and on the phone. It cane out in 1996 and right after that it all changed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (DdGkH)

That's money!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (906pl)

278 Old traditional reactionaries were not wrong that TV will rot people's minds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

279 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional.
Posted by: SMFH at June 09, 2022 02:22 PM (CEh/e)

_______________________________

When black girls go for white guys, it's usually for alpha males who are unapologetically white. Sounds counter-intuitive, but it's true.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

280
its still funny and crazy stuff but... its depressing as hell. The kids stood out because they were dumbass middle schoolers, but today EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEM.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

And they're coming back......

https://youtu.be/EaHbTnA3qSA

The movie is a setup for the show coming back in the next few months where they time travel to today and live life here and now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

281 I miss the test pattern. And the midnight sign-off with the National Anthem.
Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2022 02:29 PM (0IeYL)
++++
Racist

Posted by: Chief Heated Cathode at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (0zQHa)

282 its still funny and crazy stuff but... its depressing as hell. The kids stood out because they were dumbass middle schoolers, but today EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THEM.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Got a point.

Will prolly still watch, for nostalgia's sake.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (qtwVU)

283 How did "Acid cow" manage to get a happy looking attractive woman in a pretty tight, dress who doesn't look like she's embarrassed to be wearing a macrame bandaid swim top, or "sex slave from Mars gauzy swoop down outfit?" Did the model sue to be included, or they just have a section with girls who didn't then get a job with "Only Fans"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (l7p9i)

284 >>I'm a perfectionist, too wrapped up in my work.

I spend so much time and money helping orphans that I don't care of myself enough.
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Have I mentioned how thankful I am that I don't like money?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

285 One Michigan County’s Police Dept. Has “Blown Through Their Fuel Budget” and will No Longer Respond to Every 911 Call In-Person

I bet if they got "an officer down" call they'd be stepping all over their manhood in the rush to get there. Just sayin.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (cCxiu)

286 I try to DVR everything I want to watch so I can skip all the commercials later.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

287 I don’t watch TV. Ads I see are on YouTube.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (DdGkH)

288 In Rise and Fall of the Third Reich he reports in Nazi Germany in the late 30s media sites started falling by the wayside because every media site reported the same propaganda so why read or hear more than 1 site.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (2JoB8)

289 The Eggo commercial where the kid is a dinosaur who happens to be black, then the black mother questions why as they pan across the kitchen to show a random WHITE woman standing there for absolutely NO reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe she's the nanny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

290 They just want to rope Republicans into talking about biracial couples. I mean the bait is pretty obvious. Let theee assholes twist in the wind.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (POZBk)

291 The movie is a setup for the show coming back in the next few months where they time travel to today and live life here and now.
___

Ugh.

The movie will prolly be okay, the series, woke.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (qtwVU)

292 Rachel Maddow has all the evidence. So of course they're paying her to keep secret what actually goes on in that channel and how it's connected directly to the DNC.

It's a $30 million bribe.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (gHboz)

293 The movie is a setup for the show coming back in the next few months where they time travel to today and live life here and now.

Great set up for some satire and mockery of modern culture, for sure. Wait until Beavis gets on the internet and is flooded with porn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

294 266 Not only are mixed couples portrayed... there is also mixed Ghey couples with different colored fashion accessory kids. Also, don't forget people missing body parts. It's like 30% of all commercials
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 09, 2022 02:28 PM (flINI)

Let us not forget all the women's pulling their pants down and sitting on toilets. Cause ROAR! Look here is a close up of a woman shaving her pubes. ROAR! How long before they show people changing tampons?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (Hp/Hl)

295 Y’all see another food factory, this time an egg producer, mysteriously burned down in the middle of the night?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (IKxNF)

296 So he's standing there like the world's biggest dildo not even thinking about going to find the water cut off and she's standing there with her phone trying to get a loan rather than trying to call somebody to come out and see about it.

Because everybody in and producing that commercial have the survival skills of a lemming who just lost his job.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022

***
The previous series of spots with the pasty white guy in tights as "CashNetUSADotCom Man" springing in to bring the news about the app to improvident consumers -- that was just as annoying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)

297 I skip through ads. They are not very fun to watch. There once was a time when they were entertaining, but that was long ago and faraway.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (ifUkZ)

298
Maybe she's the nanny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

Interracial lesbians with a baby.

Because it's 2022. Blasphemy. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Got rid of cable in summer 2016

Saved on money and sanity

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:33 PM (POZBk)

300 Wait until Beavis gets on the internet and is flooded with porn.

Butthead...you have to see this...there are chicks....like naked....on this computer. Um...yeah yeah yeah

Posted by: Beavis at June 09, 2022 02:33 PM (ESjRY)

301 Y’all see another food factory, this time an egg producer, mysteriously burned down in the middle of the night?

"Move along, nothing to see here, happens all the time!"
--Legacy Media

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

302 Sounds like a potential acquisition for CNN+.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 09, 2022 02:33 PM (EQs31)

303 Y’all see another food factory, this time an egg producer, mysteriously burned down in the middle of the night?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (IKxNF)

Wife found a post on fuckFacebook yesterday where someone listed all the fires at food factories. There were HUNDREDS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

304 . . . to show a random WHITE woman standing there for absolutely NO reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022
*
Maybe she's the nanny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022

***
It'd be funny as hell if she looked and sounded like Fran Drescher.

Also hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)

305 My checks say I have a good job, but my bills say I need to start moving bricks for El Chapo.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (xlxbO)

306 #184 Not so. Asian women often marry white men. They like the big D.

White women rarely marry Asians

Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (nnp+f)

307 How long before they show people changing tampons?

I liked it better when stuff like that wasn't mentioned on TV or advertised. Seriously, do you really need tampon ads???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

308 Speaking of interracial relationships, how are both of Harry and Sparkle's kids redheads?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

309 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (Hp/Hl)

I saw that! It was a commercial on PlutoTv.

Also saw another one talking about pubic hair. It was an animated commercial with a song.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (IKxNF)

310 290 They just want to rope Republicans into talking about biracial couples. I mean the bait is pretty obvious. Let theee assholes twist in the wind.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM

Just one biracial couple, actually...that racist Justice Uncle Thomas, and his insurrectionist bitch wife Ginny! Impeach them both! Stack the court. Reeeeee!

Posted by: SJW Karen Commissar at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

311 How long before they show people changing tampons?

There are no tampons.

Only Zuul.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

312 8 In Rise and Fall of the Third Reich he reports in Nazi Germany in the late 30s media sites started falling by the wayside because every media site reported the same propaganda so why read or hear more than 1 site.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2022 02:31 PM (2JoB

—-

Fucking eh man! That’s what Im saying. We just need one media site none of this alternative bullshit like Daily Wire.
- Joe Scarborough

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (DdGkH)

313 311 Only Zuul.
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

======

Yes, I am a god.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

314 The original Jake from State Farm ad was the best TV ad in the history of TV ads.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (Ndjqi)

315 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM? You rarely see that in the wild, but it's almost every commercial. It can't be unintentional."
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Yeah because you can't have a man telling a woman what to do and you can't have a Caucasian telling a black what to do. Hence.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (POZBk)

316
The movie will prolly be okay, the series, woke.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:32 PM (qtwVU)

This is what I'm anxious to see, actually. Will Judge have free reign or will he be forced to go woke......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

317 This I don't get. The dude emotes on TV, poorly. What is the draw? Butch lesbians on their periods?

AWFLs love Maddow. I don't know why.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

318 I liked it better when stuff like that wasn't mentioned on TV or advertised. Seriously, do you really need tampon ads???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

Amy Schumer needs work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

319 MSNBC is pure shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2022 02:36 PM (Od3+2)

320 I miss the test pattern. And the midnight sign-off with the National Anthem.
Posted by: Weasel

Indian facing right.
Posted by: rickb223

"America...That's why I love her"

Posted by: Miklos, quoting John Wayne at June 09, 2022 02:36 PM (7DK/q)

321 >>
I bet if they got "an officer down" call they'd be stepping all over their manhood in the rush to get there. Just sayin.
Posted by: The Walking Dude

Hold up at Krispy Kreme

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:36 PM (fmt/2)

322
I liked it better when stuff like that wasn't mentioned on TV or advertised. Seriously, do you really need tampon ads???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

They pour water on it as if what comes out during a period is ANYTHING like water.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

323 This is what I'm anxious to see, actually. Will Judge have free reign or will he be forced to go woke......

His wiki page mentioned that there were reports he was going to spoof Trump in the run up to the 2016 election...and then goes on to say his plan was to make fun of all the candidates and he was told he couldn't...

So reading through the lines...he was allowed to make fun of Trump but not Hitlery.

Posted by: Beavis at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

324 Dude. ALF.

Gordon Shumway was the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (Bd6X8)

325 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (W2Pud)

326 How about the commercials touting deodorant for feminine smells? My grandparents could power a small city rolling over in their graves. You sure as hell wouldn't have seen a commercial like that during Match Game '75.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (flINI)

327 Meh, it appear that both these dudes had been in Ukraine since 2018, have long-term chicks there, and were in uniform. Mercenaries seems like a stretch.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 09, 2022 02:12 PM (ppBhU)

If you get captured and say, "I can't be a POW...I'm not really Ukrainian, I'm British" then it's much less a stretch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (z99Zw)

328 Posted by: Beavis at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

He has a spot on Alex Jones show FWIW I don’t think he’ll be going woke anytime soon.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (IKxNF)

329 Joe you can't take white people out of commercials entirely. They are needed to do and say stupid things so they can be corrected by their betters. White men are particularly required to be stooges in commercials. Also the thieves in home security commercials.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (XIHm3)

330 White women rarely marry Asians
Posted by: Regular joe

Only the seriously hot ones.

Posted by: Nellie Ohr at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (7DK/q)

331 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2022 02:37 PM (W2Pud)

Didn't see a manual Rickroll coming.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

332 @SpeakerPelosi⁩ snaps at a reporter asking her about the threat on Justice Kavanaugh’s life: “They are protected!”

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (wb1YC)

333 Wife found a post on fuckFacebook yesterday where someone listed all the fires at food factories. There were HUNDREDS.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Been going on for quite some time.

Fact is, after two and a half years of shutdowns, delays, and lack of maintenance and inspections, not to mention newbies and folks who just don't care about safety, it's only going to get worse.
The same young people running stuff are working in these places.
And yeah, some may be intentional due to these same young idealists.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (qtwVU)

334 Commercials went downhill specifically on the day 20+ years ago they first animated those toe fungus guys peeling back a toenail and then having a party underneath it.

Seriously there is something wrong with people.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (FwkSU)

335 Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Posted by: nurse ratched

You Roll, Girl

Posted by: Miklos is taller than Rick Astley at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (7DK/q)

336 Tim Pool got swatted again last night and had to evacuate the studio and he had 38 thousand people watching an empty room for two hours. The live chat was hysterical.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (7gEpo)

337 How about the commercials touting deodorant for feminine smells?

Yeah there are just some topics, please, lets just not. I don't want "erectile disfunction" ads either. The court was technically right when they said bans on those were improper but we were all better off when drug companies could not advertise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

338 Still amazes me Maddow is a ratings booster

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (oWBc3)

339 Can I sell a rag, or what?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (sWM8x)

340 317 This I don't get. The dude emotes on TV, poorly. What is the draw? Butch lesbians on their periods?

AWFLs love Maddow. I don't know why.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2022 02:35 PMReferee!

She's ideal for us...unattractive but not hideous, fake intellectual without being actually intimidating, gay but not obnoxiously so...a female Obama, basically, that we can relate and aspire to.

Posted by: SJW Karen Commissar at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

341 Speaking of interracial relationships, how are both of Harry and Sparkle's kids redheads?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

Contrary to all evidence, Harry's DNA is not that of a Simp?

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

342 I loathe those Charmin ads with the animated bears.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (Ndjqi)

343 It's 2:54 PM somewhere, I guess.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (d4FMw)

344 SpeakerPelosi⁩ snaps at a reporter asking her about the threat on Justice Kavanaugh’s life: “They are protected!”

The J6 inquisition is theoretically because the peaceful protestors were a threat to the lives of congress people and interfering with Congress.

The would be Kav assassin was armed and ready to kill, with the specific intent to stop a R v W overturn.

So, simple logic would say we need a "Kav Assassination Inquisition" too. Anyone asking Bitch McConnell or Kevin McCarthy-Luntz about this?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

345 How about the commercials touting deodorant for feminine smells? My grandparents could power a small city rolling over in their graves. You sure as hell wouldn't have seen a commercial like that during Match Game '75.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

The one by the female gynecologists to hawk her products really annoys me. How about bathing ladies?? On a regular basis. It's a thing ya know.

Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

346 Oh! I got to pay California gas prices this morning!

$6.89 per gallon.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (Sfh3F)

347 The court was technically right when they said bans on those were improper but we were all better off when drug companies could not advertise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

I want the drug companies on TV. EVERYONE needs to know what Big Pharma is trying to do to us.

My favorite is Stelara where they run through the side effects list and throw ....and cancer... like it's fucking no big deal.

We can cause the fuck out of cancer, but we can't cure it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Contrary to all evidence, Harry's DNA is not that of a Simp?

Wayy back like 6 generations, his line was warriors and kings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

349 I loathe those Charmin ads with the animated bears.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 09, 2022 02:40 PM (Ndjqi)

What do you have against clean bare bottoms?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

350 The only way to get rid if them is to cut the cable to them.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (CnXgO)

351 GOP candidate running against Whitmer for governor in MI was just arrested by the FBI for his involvement in J6.

It's been known publicly for a while, by his own statements, that yes he was there in DC to hear Trump speak but was nowhere near the Capitol (and, in fact, the pics of him there are no where near the Capitol).

I wonder if he can use Biden's statement on Kimmel that he is going to "arrest [his political opponents]" to show this is a sham, politically motivated arrest to help Whitmer.

Same FBI office, btw, that as just found to be entrapment the 2 dimwits in the Whitmer "kidnapping" plot.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (YVBLw)

352 332 @SpeakerPelosi⁩ snaps at a reporter asking her about the threat on Justice Kavanaugh’s life: “They are protected!”
Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (wb1YC)

========

Unlike the kids at that school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

353 Joe you can't take white people out of commercials entirely. They are needed to do and say stupid things so they can be corrected by their betters. White men are particularly required to be stooges in commercials. Also the thieves in home security commercials.
Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (XIHm3)

What I do not understand is these TV commercials show all these happy, smart, successful cullid folks just having a grand olde tyme.

The democrats are always saying how turrible cullid folks have it.

Well, one of them is wrong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (Od3+2)

354 $6.89 a gallon. Welcome to the party, pal.
Thank you, Bruce Willis.

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (glGDV)

355 Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 09, 2022 02:39 PM (7gEpo)
No shit? Wonder if it gets his and his co-hosts to understand the left wants them dead.

Fence sitters.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (IKxNF)

356 Oh! I got to pay California gas prices this morning!

$6.89 per gallon.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM (Sfh3F)
++++
And here I was bitching about my $57 fill-up yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (0zQHa)

357 The Dems are literally Kamikazees. What is their end strategy once they crash into the aircraft carrier USS America? I just don't get it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (ifUkZ)

358 Irony. Even though I am very much into cars, I never get car ads on YouTube.makes me think Goolag doesnt know me as well as they think.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (DdGkH)

359 Has anybody else noticed the rise in frequence of that least-likely pairing: the empowered, wise AA female with a beta-cuck WM?

I think even less likely is with a dweeby Asian or Indian male.

Posted by: t-bird at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (D6lWx)

360 Peyronies Disease for the win. www.bentcarrot.com

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (flINI)

361 Wayy back like 6 generations, his line was warriors and kings.

I don't know, Hugh Laurie as Prince George is pretty much how I envision Prince Harry's ancestors.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

362 My favorite is Stelara where they run through the side effects list and throw ....and cancer... like it's fucking no big deal.

A friend of mine has a terrible immune system, and a host of other problems. She took a drug that was advertised with a side effect of freaking TUBERCULOSIS.

...she got Tuberculosis from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

363 Did Paul Pelosi skate because Hairdo ordered it?

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (glGDV)

364 Speaking of interracial relationships, how are both of Harry and Sparkle's kids redheads?

Posted by: Jordan61

I guess Diana's lover James Hewitt's genes are very strong.

Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

365
AWFLs love Maddow. I don't know why.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2022 02:35 PMReferee!

There is no preamble to The Constitution!

- - Richard Mancow

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:41 PM

Yep. Btw - nobody still knows what’s officially in the covid shots.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (IKxNF)

367 So, my niece had her 8th grade graduation last evening.

We ALL got Rick rolled.
So, I looked at my brother, nodded and we had our cellphones in the air, flashlights on, waving in the back of the church. Our whole group joined in. The kids were laughing, and we managed to get better than 3/4 of the congregation to join us.

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (cDxgU)

368 Horse-trainer Harry has a stablemate bloodline. and run of the mill royal inbreeding.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (89T5c)

369 Who would kill more people if they had the top spot: Nancy or Hillary?

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (N/oGZ)

370 357 The Dems are literally Kamikazees. What is their end strategy once they crash into the aircraft carrier USS America? I just don't get it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (ifUkZ)

Their end game is the destruction of all things America and western civilization. Everything they do is towards that end goal. For them this current period of time is a great success.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (DdGkH)

371 >>> White women rarely marry Asians
Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2022 02:34 PM (nnp+f)

There was this chick at my work, probably the rudest damn woman I ever had the misfortune of working with, that wouldn't stop talking and had to talk about her preferences in men. She was white and she said she only liked asian men. There was an indian dude there that didn't even want to be involved in this but she just turned directly to him and said to his face, "but not indian, of course". I did not miss her when she got canned in one of the many layoffs over the past four years. She also would just decide not to come to work for a month at a time. "because she got busy."

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (t/4Zp)

372 Yep. Btw - nobody still knows what’s officially in the covid shots.

The only way to find out what is inside is to inject it straight into your bloodstream!

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at June 09, 2022 02:45 PM (ESjRY)

373 Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (YVBLw)

This is totally normal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:45 PM (IKxNF)

374
A friend of mine has a terrible immune system, and a host of other problems. She took a drug that was advertised with a side effect of freaking TUBERCULOSIS.

...she got Tuberculosis from it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

My brother has RP which is causing him to go blind in various ways. The primary way is tunnel vision. He currently has less than 20 degrees of peripheral vision (most have 182 degrees). His doctor prescribed him a medication that can cause tunnel vision.

My brother panicked when he woke up one morning and the window closed to under 10 degrees.

"WTF DOC?!?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

375 I've seen drug commercials that fail to tell you what the drug helps or cures. Ask your doctor about Xenaphoba because.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (fmt/2)

376

Bi-couples means DAP, right?

Posted by: Sir Elton John at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (SqP1O)

377 @SpeakerPelosi⁩ snaps at a reporter asking her about the threat on Justice Kavanaugh’s life: “They are protected!”
Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2022 02:38 PM (wb1YC)
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I came here to comment on that too.

That protection must be how a guy with a gun got on Kavanaugh's property--whoopsie!

She's sitting on a bill to provide them further protection--but hell the FIB ought to be arresting people who are breaking federal law!

Posted by: Axeman at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (krQz2)

378 I don't know, Hugh Laurie as Prince George is pretty much how I envision Prince Harry's ancestors.

Crap I was thinking a new dynasty took over, but you're right he's directly descended from the idiot and inbred Georges. There's no strength in the Hanover dynasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

379 The reason we have all those dialysis clinics is because many of the meds they prescribe kill your kidneys. And they usually don't monitor your kidney function while you are on them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 09, 2022 02:47 PM (5HBd1)

380 "Did Paul Pelosi skate because Hairdo ordered it?"

If that is true it's very efficiently hidden from any press. I've been looking for such a story.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 09, 2022 02:47 PM (jTmQV)

381 best part of drug ads: “dont take this drug if you are allergic to this drug” part.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (DdGkH)

382 MSNBC got a big boost in 1999/late 1998 with Chris Matthews talking about Clinton impeachment.

Posted by: MikeN at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (ek6Pv)

383 Eh, the Stuarts weren’t much better,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (Ndjqi)

384 She was white and she said she only liked asian men. There was an indian dude there that didn't even want to be involved in this but she just turned directly to him and said to his face, "but not indian, of course".

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:44 PM (t/4Zp)
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Wow. Obnoxiousness for days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (krQz2)

385 When Oprah did her interview with Megs and her cuck of a husband, it was done on American TV and viewed throughout the world. I read an article where Europeans were aghast at all of the drug company ads on TV. They are not allowed in European or other nation's TV with the exception of New Zealand according to this article.

Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

386 Speaking of interracial relationships, how are both of Harry and Sparkle's kids redheads?

Posted by: Jordan61
__

Younger g-baby was a redhead up until she was two or so.
Now she's blonde.
Never can tell.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (qtwVU)

387 I came here to comment on that too.

That protection must be how a guy with a gun got on Kavanaugh's property--whoopsie!

She's sitting on a bill to provide them further protection--but hell the FIB ought to be arresting people who are breaking federal law!
Posted by: Axeman at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (krQz2)

I thought they were blaming it on the other guy?

Jefferies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (dNqv+)

388 Watching YouTube vids and saw a commercial for the Chrysler Pacifica. Black husband, Asian wife, mixed race kids.. Proving their superior to the white, millenial, hippy idiots in a VW van.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (Wy1BU)

389 8th grade graduation last evening.

Big fuss at local "middle school" otherwise known as Junior High. When I was at that age, you just finished one semester and next semester you went to high school.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (RomaI)

390 Wayy back like 6 generations, his line was warriors and kings.

I think that would be around George IV, who was known for a being party boy during the Regency who ran up huge bills and was pretty useless. So that's about right.

Posted by: brak at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (j5Tg0)

391 Younger g-baby was a redhead up until she was two or so.
Now she's blonde.
Never can tell.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (qtwVU)

The replacement of redheads is an epidemic crime. *shakes head*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (dNqv+)

392 They ought to be arresting RuthDidn'tSendUs for tweeting picks of Kav's kids' school.

That could definitely be an attempt to intimidate.

Posted by: Axeman at June 09, 2022 02:50 PM (krQz2)

393 I believe this is true: A white man who dates a black women, especially a dime, better know how to win fistfights. Cause you're going to get challenged a lot ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2022 02:50 PM (+DSOT)

394 >>> I've seen drug commercials that fail to tell you what the drug helps or cures. Ask your doctor about Xenaphoba because.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2022 02:46 PM (fmt/2)

Aww, I'm perfectly cuddly and harmless, come here..

[holding Chakram behind back with her right hand while reaching up to breast daggers with her left hand]

Posted by: Xena at June 09, 2022 02:50 PM (t/4Zp)

395 Yeah the US is the only or if not only a very small group of countries that advertize pharmaceuticals. It is a bit odd if you think about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (DdGkH)

396 I've been out and about so I missed earlier posts.
Senile Joe is saying there will be a revolution if Roe is overturned.
So he's telling you to keep your guns.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (VdGjU)

397 Eh, the Stuarts weren’t much better

True, the number of actually good kings England has had can be counted on one hand, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

398 Dime?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (dNqv+)

399 I believe this is true: A white man who dates a black women, especially a dime, better know how to win fistfights. Cause you're going to get challenged a lot ....
___

Really?

Fascinating.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (qtwVU)

400 When the Democrat moniker is swirling around the toilet bowl, there really isn't much interest in those policy ideas.

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

401 True, the number of actually good kings England has had can be counted on one hand, really.

Good as in ruling, lightly, over a peaceful kingdom or good as in almost conquering France? Looking at you Henry V

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:52 PM (ESjRY)

402 Dime?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

Yeah, I wondered about that too.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:52 PM (qtwVU)

403 Well England had quite a few kings who kicked a lot of ass, but the good rulers, who ran the kingdom well are pretty few and far between. But I mean how many really good presidents have we had?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

404 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2022 02:50 PM (+DSOT)

It’s not true. Don’t recall my dad fist fighting.

Dime = 10/10

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (IKxNF)

405 357 The Dems are literally Kamikazees. What is their end strategy once they crash into the aircraft carrier USS America? I just don't get it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (ifUkZ)

They'll have a utopian econony powered by gay sex. It's Marxist rhetoric about the productive proletariat except gay. No longer will the cis leeches steal the excess of the homos.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (WitUC)

406 402 Dime?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

Yeah, I wondered about that too.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:52 PM (qtwVU)

A 10?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

407 Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi went after Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) Thursday for suggesting her dad broke gun laws.

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

408 Ahh, ok.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (qtwVU)

409 382 MSNBC got a big boost in 1999/late 1998 with Chris Matthews talking about Clinton impeachment.
Posted by: MikeN at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (ek6Pv)

And almost managed to throw it all away with Keith Olbermann talking about impeachment.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 09, 2022 02:54 PM (La6gB)

410 Nobody ever challenged me to a fist fight over any of the girls I dated, I must have been aiming too low. Or just didn't go where drunk jerks congregate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

411 Sidebar: ArthurK/ComradeArthur on Biden's non-joke "joke" about sending his political opposition to jail: "Comedy flows from the barrel of a gun." - Mao, almost.

That's good.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 09, 2022 02:54 PM (nByzo)

412 But I mean how many really good presidents have we had?

Well, the first was the best...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (ESjRY)

413 It’s not true. Don’t recall my dad fist fighting.

Dime = 10/10
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (IKxNF)

So a hot black lady? Or a pure black lady? I'll admit I am not up on the parlance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)

414 Big fuss at local "middle school" otherwise known as Junior High. When I was at that age, you just finished one semester and next semester you went to high school.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 09, 2022 02:49 PM (RomaI

This graduation bullshit for every grade is making me go nuts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)

415 Whoa.
...
Whoa.

I've seen the general accusations against Gen John Allen of lobbying the government on behalf of Qatar without disclosing that financial arrangement.

But this is the first I'd heard what he'd done specifically. According to this, four star General John Allen advised the Qatari gov't to use the Udeid Air Force base as leverage to exert influence over the US.

What the hell is going on in the US military?

https://bit.ly/3MCiQbT

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (eyxn4)

416 405 357 The Dems are literally Kamikazees. What is their end strategy once they crash into the aircraft carrier USS America? I just don't get it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:42 PM (ifUkZ)

They'll have a utopian econony powered by gay sex. It's Marxist rhetoric about the productive proletariat except gay. No longer will the cis leeches steal the excess of the homos.
---------------
Usually when you hit an aircraft carrier you're dead or covered in aviation gas in flames screaming like a lunatic. Like I said, how do they define success?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (ifUkZ)

417 Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi went after Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) Thursday for suggesting her dad broke gun laws.
Posted by: SMOD

Oh now there's a big threat. Naomi may not want to go down that road considering what hasn't been revealed yet from daddy's laptop.

Posted by: Cheri at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

418 Truck commercials usually have just a narrator so they can avoid using a man.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (es0Dj)

419 you know, with the FBI going full democrat stasi and the 1/6 hearings tonight, (not to mention Kavanaugh) you get the feeling the baathist version of the dnc will be unleashed, like in the HBO series on Saddam Hussein.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (OuH7W)

420 Honestly, we probably couldn't do worse than Biden if we picked Presidents by lottery.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (Y5qcH)

421 412 But I mean how many really good presidents have we had?

Well, the first was the best...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (ESjRY)

Without him, we would not be us. And then we could not watch the dems wrecking his legacy, hopes and dreams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)

422 @RetroTechNoir

BREAKING: Napa County District Attorney Allison Haley has bowed to intense public pressure and REVERSED her decision not to charge Paul Pelosi

Pelosi will be ARRAIGNED on Aug 3 at 8:30 am, Napa County Superior Court 825 Brown Street

Thanks to @JesseBWatters for this! #Pelosi DUI

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (ptqGC)

423 So SCOTUS had their conference today. Talk about awkward. If I was Kavanaugh, I'd open with question to Roberts. "John, I'd like to know where you are with the investigation to find the leaker. You see, it has become a little more urgent on my part because I ALMOST GOT F"ING MURDERED YESTERDAY AND SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM IS F'ING RESPONSIBLE.

Posted by: WisRich at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (G0vdT)

424 This is your AG and FIB: a guy with a gun stands in a Supreme Court Justice's yard with the intent to kill. And they can't arrest people for doing what is already illegal.

But they can spend time to investigate parents who are too loud at schoolboard meetings as terrorists.

I'm so glad that Garland wasn't seated as a "moderate" (more gaslighting), and if he helps destroy this country, if he ever sees that bench, it will be hollow and useless.

Posted by: Axeman at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (krQz2)

425 >>> Dime?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

Yeah, I wondered about that too.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:52 PM (qtwVU)

A 10?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

"A dime and five nickles" (10, 5 x 5) means you got good communication with your perfect girl.

Posted by: banana Dream's nerdy phrases no one uses at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (t/4Zp)

426 ‘Biden Administration Has Just Given Up’

We have reached 'malaise'

Jimmy Carter .. call your office

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

427 Big fuss at local "middle school" otherwise known as Junior High. When I was at that age, you just finished one semester and next semester you went to high school.

Yeah that annoys the hell out of me too. I barely cared when I graduate high school, what a lot of annoying fuss.

Although the girl who sang "Time" by Alan Parsons Project was great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

428 School resource officer doing his job well:

https://bit.ly/3muuvip

Alabama Cop Kills Armed Man Breaking Into Elementary School

The school resource officer was an off-duty Rainbow City police officer, the Associated Press reported.

Etowah County Sheriff Jonathon Horton told The Gadsden Times that the officer called for backup and then confronted the armed suspect outside the school building.

Sheriff Horton said there was an altercation and the suspect was fatally shot.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (Do5/p)

429 Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (OuH7W)

Yep and I think now you can officially take rookie out of your name.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (/Job0)

430 Younger g-baby was a redhead up until she was two or so.
Now she's blonde.
Never can tell.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:48 PM (qtwVU)

I did think of you and your grandbabies when I saw them. But then I also thought of those surrogacy rumors...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

431 Sundowner is saying if trouble comes fire 2 rounds of 12ga in the air out your back door

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (2JoB8)

432 ut this is the first I'd heard what he'd done specifically. According to this, four star General John Allen advised the Qatari gov't to use the Udeid Air Force base as leverage to exert influence over the US.

What the hell is going on in the US military?
==
Like every other institution - senior leadership infiltrated with prog tards - whose goals are not MAGA. but make america suck even more.

Posted by: m'kay ops are bad M'kay? at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (PQvoh)

433 School resource officer doing his job well:

We ever get any explanation for why the Uvalde school resource officer wasn't there that day?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

434 Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi went after Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) Thursday for suggesting her dad broke gun laws.
Posted by: SMOD

Naomi, you ignorant twat. He did if he bought a gun legally.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (xlxbO)

435 What is going on in the US military? You would have to ask the right people in DC. They are there every day behind their sumptuous desks in their plush offices.

Posted by: kraken at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (Vr12I)

436 Usually when you hit an aircraft carrier you're dead or covered in aviation gas in flames screaming like a lunatic. Like I said, how do they define success?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 09, 2022 02:55 PM (ifUkZ)

They don't really do causality. As the US is the only thing stopping them for achieving gay marxism, once it's gone everything just works out automatically. So there is only that one goal in their mind.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (WitUC)

437 >>> BREAKING: Napa County District Attorney Allison Haley has bowed to intense public pressure and REVERSED her decision not to charge Paul Pelosi

Pelosi will be ARRAIGNED on Aug 3 at 8:30 am, Napa County Superior Court 825 Brown Street

Thanks to @JesseBWatters for this! #Pelosi DUI
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 09, 2022 02:56 PM (ptqGC)

Ha, somebody screwed up somewhere and I'm enjoying it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (t/4Zp)

438
A 10?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM

BRRRRRRRRPT

Posted by: Warthog at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (ENBF0)

439 426 ‘Biden Administration Has Just Given Up’

We have reached 'malaise'

Jimmy Carter .. call your office
Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

Now they are free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (dNqv+)

440 393 I believe this is true: A white man who dates a black women, especially a dime, better know how to win fistfights. Cause you're going to get challenged a lot ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2022 02:50 PM (+DSOT)
___________________________

Not my experience. I find that they are so used to having their opinions accepted without question that when someone finally does push back, they don't know how to react and just sort of accept the push-back.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

441 "I ALMOST GOT F"ING MURDERED YESTERDAY AND SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM IS F'ING RESPONSIBLE."

*chokes on twinkie*

Posted by: The Wise Latina at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (j5Tg0)

442 I'm REALLY late here, but don't I remember Pop-pop doing the bi-racial thing already?

Only slightly more lucidly last time?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (N1tpc)

443 Big fuss at local "middle school" otherwise known as Junior High. When I was at that age, you just finished one semester and next semester you went to high school.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 09, 2022

***
My junior high was 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. In 9th, of course, you had started high school officially, but the only real difference was that you had to make up work you'd missed!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (txdEq)

444 Wired, a formerly non-partisan but now wildly left-wing tech outlet, had to retract a false claim it made about the newsletter platform Substack after it was called out on Twitter by Substack’s head of comms, Lulu Cheng Meservey.

The leftist tech publication falsely claimed that Substack “actively recruits and pays extremists.” The claim was made in an article about how to migrate your content away from Substack, the latest in a stream of hitpieces about the platform from Wired, including “The Tenuous Promise of the Substack Dream” and “Substack is Now a Playground For The Deplatformed.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

445 But then I also thought of those surrogacy rumors...
___

With her, would not be surprised if that's the case.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (qtwVU)

446 Nood

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 09, 2022 02:59 PM (nByzo)

447 I changed high schools three times.

Was not fun.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2022 02:59 PM (qtwVU)

448 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 09, 2022 02:57 PM (Do5/p)

In Gadsden, AL. Someone up there has a sense of humor.

And the AP even picked it up, I would have expected them to smother that story.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 09, 2022 03:00 PM (Y5qcH)

449 My junior high was 7th, 8th, and 9th grade.

They shuffled 9th up to high school the year I started Junior High. Now I think 6th is in middle school?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2022 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

450 Big fuss at local "middle school" otherwise known as Junior High. When I was at that age, you just finished one semester and next semester you went to high school.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 09, 2022

***
My junior high was 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. In 9th, of course, you had started high school officially, but the only real difference was that you had to make up work you'd missed!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

We had K - 8th in one building and 9 - 12 in another. No middle school.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 09, 2022 03:00 PM (xlxbO)

451 Upgrade!

Posted by: sockamster-moderate level poster at June 09, 2022 03:00 PM (OuH7W)

452 Who would kill more people if they had the top spot: Nancy or Hillary?

Hitlery. She gets off on it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 09, 2022 03:01 PM (Bd6X8)

453 406 402 Dime?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A 10?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2022 02:53 PM

You should really call them "Hamiltons". I'm on the $10, and had more than a few black 10s in EVERY meaning of the word.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at June 09, 2022 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

454 Substack is Now a Playground For The Deplatformed.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

Streisand effect here we come. Suddenly I have a lot more interest in substack

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2022 03:01 PM (/Job0)

455 Yep. Btw - nobody still knows what’s officially in the covid shots.

The only way to find out what is inside is to inject it straight into your bloodstream!
Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at June 09, 2022 02:45 PM (ESjRY)

I was at South Coast plaza yesterday, which is in Orange County where I bet the vax rate is 80 percent or more- and still at least half the people were wearing masks. it was amazing to behold.

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 09, 2022 03:01 PM (5y7pR)

456 Noodus pee-lousy

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

457 Today's whiteboard sign:

Rising violence in Dem cities.

Inflation

$5.00 Gas

And Democrats in Congress want to do a January 6th "dog and baloney show"?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2022 03:05 PM (l7p9i)

458 Per the Geneva conventions, as long as these guys were inducted into the armed forces of Ukraine they should be treated as regular combatants and due all rights of combatants and prisoners-of-war.

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 09, 2022 03:06 PM (S7une)

459 If I remember right, in 1999 MSNBC was Micro-Soft-NBC and featured computer and internet related topics mostly.

Posted by: geoffb at June 09, 2022 03:07 PM (r//c2)

460 If I remember right, in 1999 MSNBC was Micro-Soft-NBC and featured computer and internet related topics mostly.

Nope. It was always hard left news, but originally it had Bill Gates telling them what WEF wanted them to air. After he stepped down from Microsoft to spend more time with Jeffrey Epstein, Microsoft pulled out so it's just NBC running it now.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2022 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)

461 Good lord, Biden you fucking retard, that's the ONLY kind of couples they show on TV now.

Posted by: deadrody at June 09, 2022 03:43 PM (/jrmI)

462 192 >>So, this is one of those "lying is good" things, right?

I just assume anything a Ukrainian official says is a lie. They tell the truth as often as normal people lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, but Durham is coming, right?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at June 09, 2022 03:46 PM (taEBS)

463 Biden misremembered his talking point. Last year he was praising how all the ads were now biracial

Snopes verified : https://tinyurl.com/4ft3t823

Posted by: justaguy at June 09, 2022 05:16 PM (5ZwS4)

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