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LOL: CNN Head Chris Licht Tells Anchors They Need to Start Pretending to Be Objective, Neutral Journalists, Or They May Be "Ousted"
WASHINGTON POST WORKERS ALL ORDERED TO TRANSMIT CORPORATE PROPAGANDA
Licht also set up rules for when the "Breaking News" chyron could be put up, believing it's being abused just to "alarm" viewers unnecessarily and, left unsaid: drive ratings via clickbait panic.
CNN's new boss, Chris Licht, is evaluating whether personalities and programming that grew polarizing during the Trump era can adapt to the network's new priority to be less partisan. Why it matters: If talent cannot adjust to a less partisan tone and strategy, they could be ousted, three sources familiar with the matter tell Axios. Details: Licht wants to give personalities that may appear polarizing a chance to prove they're willing to uphold the network's values so that they don't tarnish CNN's journalism brand. For on-air talent, that includes engaging in respectful interviews that don't feel like PR stunts. For producers and bookers, that includes making programming decisions that are focused on nuance, not noise. Between the lines: CNN's tone became more partisan and combative during the Trump era and under the leadership of former CNN president Jeff Zucker. To conservative critics, some on-air personalities, like Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter, have become the face of the network's liberal shift. Be smart: Licht doesn't want to necessarily shy away from personality programming, especially in prime time, but he wants to ensure that partisan voices don't dominate in a way that harms CNN, a source notes.
Yeah good luck with that. Is Don Lemon really going to be a journalist? Don't make me laugh. Are Brian Stelter and Jim Acosta being set up as the scapegoats to be sacrificed to prove that CNN is now nonpartisan and credible? More Quick Hits: Karine Jean-Pierre has discovered, as major corporate vendors have discovered, that one solution to frustrations about price inflation is shrinkflation.
"I would like to see CNN evolve back to the kind of journalism that it started with, and actually have journalists, which would be unique and refreshing," Malone told CNBC last year.
WATCH: After taking only a handful of questions at Tuesday's news briefing, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left the briefing room.
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 7, 2022
"Guys, we need a longer briefing," one reporter said. pic.twitter.com/Ekjv8ZdZp4
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wheeeee https://t.co/7AtcrE9vQt
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) June 7, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (ZSK0i)
also I stand by my prediction that lil orphan annie redux won't be long for that podium
she doesn't like being embarrassed, and it's happening no matter how obsequious the press tries to be
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM (w0NJk)
I wouldn't worry about it. There are endless threads on Twitter right now memorializing the groupthink responses.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)
would suggest covers with large breasted women being manhandled by SS NAZIs. This always sells.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2022 04:38 PM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Jzz++)
not sure about ace, however.
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (w0NJk)
Was he sober?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: Soldier of the Twitter Catlady Army at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Kent Brockman at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (PiwSw)
another "rightwing" meme from early 2020 was that "of course biden won't tank the economy"
I forget who it was but some dipshit bluecheck said, tweeted, that "see, Biden's first March in office is better than trumps, proving right wingers wrong"
I wish I saved it
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Soldier of the Twitter Catlady Army at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (Wg1SU)
She was asking for it. Look at the way she's oppressed.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (nByzo)
Pure. Shit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (R/m4+)
I agree. She can't take the heat. Job was way harder than she ever dreamed. Dumb ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (nxdel)
no, we'll keep our guns.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (/Xzh8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd)
Sounds to me like an admission that they have been partisan.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (qpX6U)
not sure about ace, however.
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (w0NJk)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (xPl2J)
They ain't gonna change shit.
https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)
==
i thought lesbos (*) are fine with small or non existent things?
(*=is she an actual rug muncher or just a boutique modern rainbow flag virtue signaler who is gay but prefers to lay with men)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (OuH7W)
The writers and editors of the news are the ones who need to be less partisan, not the animatronic zombies who speak that which is in front of them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (3u800)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (xPl2J)
Grabbing cocks is his raison de'tre!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (08ncd)
It's based on the idea that libs really can't help themselves. They have to editorialize. So either more of them will get fired, or it's equal to what we have now.
So, more upside.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (6TxNR)
==
but she gay, right? so she has to be good?
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (QSjkU)
Tttthe ppppeople are gr...great.. *FASTER KULAK. AND LOUDER*
I LOVE WORKING AT THE WASHINGTON POST!
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd)
........
Yell out: WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS!
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (krQz2)
That's kind of an oxymoron.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Babs Beej, Miss Congeniality of 1963 at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (sWM8x)
Straight out of our corner cigar store at Belmont and Clark in Chicago, ca 1950's. Weirdest mag covers I ever saw. And they had cigarette loads too, a lame firework.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (QSjkU)
Yeah, I fail to see how more ridiculously transparent lies are better.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: NCKate at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd)
........
Yell out: WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS!
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
Stuck in the middle with you!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (nByzo)
That horse left the barn, the county, and the state, broke its leg and was put down, and is now helping stamps adhere to everyone's GFY messages.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (3u800)
CNN's credibility ship has sailed. Fox is just as disgusting now as CNN and probably is a lost cause, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (nMx88)
https://youtu.be/kUlXg_vqoxo
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (xPl2J)
Straight out of our corner cigar store at Belmont and Clark in Chicago, ca 1950's. Weirdest mag covers I ever saw. And they had cigarette loads too, a lame firework.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (qpX6U)
Wait, I thought the Nazi's were also large breasted with revealing uniforms. Think of a busty Megyn Kelly. (aside: DOWN ace.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (08ncd)
Bear spray. Kill it with bear spray.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (+P3MD)
Makes it harder to write a column went you aren't told the script.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (Iaj3u)
*happy dance*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (iqhmV)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (nByzo)
She should just record this, and put a boombox on the podium:
"Everything is going extremely well, and if it's not, it's Trump's fault. Thank you."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (+P3MD)
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More like close a Cheesecake Factory...
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (krQz2)
There could also be a revolt of sorts to oust Licht... which would be amusing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (eGTCV)
Terrorism, especially state-sponsored terrorism like BLM, works. Chances are greater that Licht walks it back than CNN changes in any meaningful way.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (w0NJk)
I hear he's cruel
Posted by: Javems at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (QSjkU)
What was the network on Babylon 5? GNN?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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This White House probably has copies of the "press briefing" they hand out to reporters after they're done. You know those things are pre-printed, and the White House only hold the press briefings so the press can pretend they're actually doing their job.
Cutting the presser short means the White House is giving the game away.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (rIXF2)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)
That one metal version is pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (iqhmV)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (2JoB8)
Note, Musket and Rifles were the standard MILITARY Weapon of the day. Just as the Semi Auto, or Auto Rifle, is today.
Posted by: Romeo13
Ha! No. Today's standard MILITARY weapon of the day is the phone number to the division JAG office.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (KAi1n)
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: blaster at
that occurred to me, but as a joke. No, they mean it. Or they're complying with their orders readily.
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: Jewells45
#twoweeks
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (E0NVW)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (6TxNR)
Was he sober?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
He did it all in the back seat of a large black SUV that was aimlessly cruising the streets of Washington, DC.
Or....I just made that all up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (vcOmj)
Yeah, I don't think this is a 'bless your heart' moment......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Lineup:
6 PM Bland news read by some bland looking fuck in a suit, all vetted through actual reporting and editing and source checking. No gossip. No vomiting out press releases. Just cold hard objective "This Happened. Then This happened." Anyone releases "So and So Says This Happened", and the entire news division gets fired.
7 PM Joy Reid
8 PM Alex Jones
9 PM Ben Shapiro
10 PM Waraiotoko
11 PM Replay the 6PM news
et cetera
etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (6FeV1)
The problem is mainstream journalism has become a closed shop where you have to be leftwing to last long enough to make your bones and get the big network gigs.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (AkbRF)
NPCs to the last. And no, you don't have it wrong. Top down coordination is what the left does, and this is that.
A coordinated, bottom-up protest would be uncharacteristic of leftist NPCs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (nByzo)
I wouldn't fuck around with John Malone. He's not a doctrinaire leftist, he's a billionaire who made his money by making successful media companies not partisan hack machine nobody watches.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 06:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)
That one metal version is pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (08ncd)
Eat your heats out, goyim!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwWFA04sqEo
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 06:22 PM (XvPQV)
I like the cut of your jib. Might you have a newsletter one might subscribe to?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm afraid I must be somewhat of a sadist, because I approve of these methods.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd)
........
Hope they cleaned the microwave first.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (2JoB8)
Perfect.
I guess "collegial" was the word of the day. Like "unexpectedly" or "insurrection".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (qpX6U)
Paul Butterfield, James Cotton, Taj Mahal, and I beg to differ.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (dscaa)
Don't blame me, the Mexicans who own the restaurant did the cultural appropriation!
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (QSjkU)
What was the network on Babylon 5? GNN?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
In his novel, "The Profession", which takes place in / around 2032, Steven Pressfield calls it Trump/CNN, implying that somewhere along the line, Donald Trump (or his descendants) got controlling interest in CNN and naming rights.
When I think about it, it does make me laugh.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (qpX6U)
Until she does, I think its a prank.
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (6TxNR)
That bed has already been shit on.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (VUZTq)
Jacob Bogage: "I love my colleagues. Who's got it better than us?"
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People with souls, Jake.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (l7p9i)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (aXxgO)
Gravitas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (qpX6U)
I have a harmonica. I'm killing it softly with my song.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (QSjkU)
Close, but no cigar.
https://is.gd/7Eo7do
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (Rtfo4)
Glass harmonicas are OK after tuning with 4lb engineer sledge. They need to be tuned often.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:28 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 06:28 PM (BP3/z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 06:28 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 07, 2022 06:28 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (QSjkU)
Oh yeah, WE HATE YOU
FUCK OFF
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (vrz2I)
Just please don't tell my tenant about my feelings on this. He plays harmonica, but he's the best tenant I ever had and that means a lot.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (AjL/0)
Is this in fact a protest against the Post? Forbidden against speaking out against Somnez and her scalp-hunting, have they turned to protesting by heaping sarcastic praise on the Post?
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Ace, the denizens of the WaPo are shameless NPC leftists. Irony and sarcasm tend to be lost on such people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)
He got a brief look of puzzlement on his face then played "Red River Valley" on it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (jTmQV)
Could be they look out at the landscape and say, "Ya' know, this inflation is pretty bad even though I report it isn't. And it's going to be a lot worse if I'm out on the street. I'm not intersectional enough to get a federal handout, so I might even be screwed here. So, collegial rubber-stamp it is! Go Team!"
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (aXxgO)
Washington, DC, is a company town.
The business is politics.
The union is the Democrat Party.
The union paper is the Washington Post. Reading it is not about news, it is about who is what, etc., in the city (the company) and in the Democrat Party.
It's just kind of a high-rent scandal sheet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (vcOmj)
I am proud to work with such collaborative, collegial, and respectful colleagues who are also super-fun and exciting to be around. Much more fun and exciting than people with individual minds and working genitalia and other gross stuff like that.
Posted by: WaPo Reporter at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (iqhmV)
The amount Swalwell spent on travel is only slightly less than the median household income in America — which was $67,521 in 2020.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (nByzo)
Except for Joe Mannix. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (eGTCV)
I'd be fine listening to that clip, if it exists.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (xPl2J)
Oh yeah, WE HATE YOU
FUCK OFF
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (yrol0)
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Two modes of thought on Ukraine causing wold wide problems: One, okay, if this is so, then why did you people let it happen and why didn't anyone move to mitigate the problem?
Two: It's a handy excuse for the rampant stupidity of government the world over.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (5pTK/)
No ace it is not a protest. Remember who you are talking about. Modern day journalists who are incapable of doing much more than reprinting the press releases the Democrat party gives them. They were told to talk about this and so they are just repeating it, like they do with all their news.
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (vMCab)
FUCK YOU PEASANTS
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: government suv at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: WaPo Reporter at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:33 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:33 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (AjL/0)
run over snakes have more skidmarks in front of them the Treacher.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (HNXgi)
FUCK YOU PEASANTS
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (yrol0)
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Let them eat Lithium.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (ENBF0)
****
It's going to be great watching Brian Stelter try to get by on his personality. He's like someone put a coat and tie on a wet fart.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (qpX6U)
So if I adopt this little black kitten this weekend, I'll have to hit the food store or Petco beforehand to get stocked up. I figure if I feed him good stuff from the beginning, he'll have a better chance of good health and a long life.
I have the water fountain and a bunch of toys. And I'll need to put my pipe rack away so he won't get playful with it. He's 4 months old, so he should know not to chew lamp cords. Anything else? It's been a while since I adopted a kitten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (c6xtn)
Why did I trade my humanity for a Georgetown apartment? Why did I choose to become a dull-gray bien pensant midwit automaton? My 15 year old self would murder me, and he'd be doing me a favor.
Posted by: WaPo Reporter at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Very nice!
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (E0NVW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (eGTCV)
Or showing convex hulls which in very specific parts of the country are referred to as taters.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (0fVbu)
if you could only get rid of one, which would it be?
harmonicas or ukuleles?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (ENBF0)
Accordions.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (PiwSw)
Yeah, let's ask two douchebags, one who has never seen a salad and the other who never met a dick he didn't want to suck, to show some self control. That'll work.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:36 PM (VF4WI)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (vrz2I)
a) She is gay
b) She is colored person of color
c) She is an immigrant
?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (nByzo)
Accordions.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM
please proceed to the pay window to collect your fifty quatloos
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (dscaa)
if you could only get rid of one, which would it be?
harmonicas or ukuleles?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (ENBF0)
Accordions.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:35 PM (PiwSw)
Judges would have also accepted bagpipes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (yrol0)
The amount Swalwell spent on travel is only slightly less than the median household income in America — which was $67,521 in 2020.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:31 PM (yrol0)
Fang Fang's Spy Journal Entry 1069: "Smelly round-eye thought that I would open my legs for him if he carted me around different exotic locales across the US. Silly round-eye! Once he Toobined himself to exhaustion and fell asleep after I briefly touched him, I was able to leave the hotel and pick items to be smuggled back to Beijing..."
Posted by: Thrawn at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (hR5xa)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (E0NVW)
blah, blah, blah
just freshened it up a bit with a white celeb
It is still BS
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (VF4WI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (QSjkU)
The Outlet and Doordash.
Posted by: Progressives at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)
BRAND??! Their fucking brand is a flaming clown car full of john Wayne Gacy's burning in a grade school playground! They have no other "brand".
Does this guy not know what the fuck he bought?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (VF4WI)
I agree. She can't take the heat. Job was way harder than she ever dreamed. Dumb ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (nxdel)
When you answer all questions by reading verbatim from hard-copies of talking points you helped write, you are a dumb ass in a public relations job far above your ability.
Posted by: crusader at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (AMIL/)
A lot of these people need to feel the wind on their face from a helicopter door.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (qpX6U)
Oh he flipped out one night here and acted like the giant douche he is. It was actually a little insane. But he had done it before on HA.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (iqhmV)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022
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I do indeed -- the one I've been refurbishing with new rope and small staples, you know, the kind you tap into place, for several years now. I used to sprinkle catnip on it, and the two furry potheads loved it. It might be a little early to be giving catnip to a kitten, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (VF4WI)
yep
on the weekend, you can't tell Fox from CNN or MSNBC
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Progressives at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)
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Years ago, I saw a quote, "why go hunting when one can just pick up meat in those plastic wrapped packages at the store?"
I've no idea if the person who said that was being sarcastic or was actually that ignorant. I'm sort of leaning toward ignorant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (AjL/0)
run over snakes have more skidmarks in front of them the Treacher.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:34 PM (yrol0) "
scumbag has been dead to me i dunno how many years now
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (V9rgR)
Yeah, not at all. Tucker is a huge 2A supporter.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (VF4WI)
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But he is not PURE! He must be CAST OUT!
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (krQz2)
We're getting worried about dick hickies.
Posted by: The WaPo editorial staff at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (x6uUk)
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I could handle that..."Look, we're inexperienced, isolated, ignorant f*ckps. We're driven by a blind , ignorant, epistemologically void, dangerous socio-political perspective. So, the fact that we are destructive to society, and world stability, should come as no surprise. Any other questions?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (aex1q)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022
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Well, I'm only 85% sure I want a kitten, let alone this one. Kittens can drive you nuts.
The shelter is a 3-hour drive away, and they open at 11. I'll be lucky to get back here while the Pet Thread is live.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (c6xtn)
t
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)"
Especially the weekend, where I watched Scalise hand that idiot his ass on gun control.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (VF4WI)
But you would be wrong.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (7MVXo)
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How un-collegial of you.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (krQz2
Everyone *must* share 100% of my opinions!
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:39 PM (trdmm)
Tom Servo Johnson is right!!
What a bunch of pod people.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (llON8)
harmonicas or ukuleles?"
Those giant kazoos, the vuvuzela. And the pricks that blow them.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (aXxgO)
We're getting worried about dick hickies.
Posted by: The WaPo editorial staff at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (F0YaR)
I saw Dick Hickies open for Pussy Riot in Moscow in 2002.
Posted by: Progressives at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (yrol0)
McConaughay is one of them
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (us2H3)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)
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Sure you're not mistaking Treacher for ChemJeff?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022
***
I had to give Chekov a dry food -- an Rx for his internals, and of course the big black Wolf got it too. But they both had canned stuff frequently and lots of water.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (c6xtn)
Bring Ginger Goebbels back.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Surfeit. They are all positively overflowing with the milk of human kindness, understanding, and compassion. Well, there may be a tiny undercurrent of venality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (lRqp7)
t
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)
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Sure you're not mistaking Treacher for ChemJeff?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Hmmm - there have been a number, blake.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (S2JgN)
Sure you're not mistaking Treacher for ChemJeff?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Nah... I wasn't around for it, but IIRC, he flounced because someone made of fun of him for getting run over by Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (xPIwr)
Sounds like cats in heat going at it on a chalkboard to me. Maybe I haven't heard them played well.
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (x6uUk)
https://tinyurl.com/mre77wzu
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (Wg1SU)
I think one of the reasons it's so good is specifically because she has historically not been on our side. It's nice when my allies take a position on like, it's far better when my opppnents do.
What's the point of all this arguing if we don't actually convince people to come to our side?
Reagan was a Democrat and so was Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:43 PM (7MVXo)
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Ginger Goebbels. Hah!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)
Maybe not a plethora but it's in that milieu.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)
>That shiny lubricant you see on Tater's thighs? Butter.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (BP3/z)
Sure you're not mistaking Treacher for ChemJeff?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Nah... I wasn't around for it, but IIRC, he flounced because someone made of fun of him for getting run over by Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (xPIwr)
It wasn't even Hilzebub but some rando state department slime.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (S2JgN)
The Whitehouse has seen worse days, like when the British were burning it down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (yQpMk)
Ms. FIRST! LezImmBla had five, count 'em, five, "helpers" head back behind the iron curtain as she departed from her triumphal performance.
Staff bloat, on every level possible.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (pNxlR)
blah, blah, blah
just freshened it up a bit with a white celeb
It is still BS
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)
I saw some piece today already pushing "yeah we're going to get killed in the fall, but that's a GOOD thing cuz then Biden can blame everything bad in 2024 on the Republican Congress."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Martha Skagg at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (sWM8x)
https://tinyurl.com/mre77wzu
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022
***
Spectacular.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (c6xtn)
I stand by my prediction that lil orphan annie redux won't be long for that podium
she doesn't like being embarrassed, and it's happening no matter how obsequious the press tries to be
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM
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Answering questions from the Press is harder than just saying all white people are racist.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (k3+Di)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (xPIwr)
Empire of Jeff made a joke about it, and dude went insane. Then the NeverTrump stuff.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (nByzo)
==
I saw some piece today already pushing "yeah we're going to get killed in the fall, but that's a GOOD thing cuz then Biden can blame everything bad in 2024 on the Republican Congress."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (trdmm)
It's not like we'll be getting any less graft.
Posted by: GOPe at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (llON8)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)
He was here. Empire of Jeff made a joke about his getting hit by a car, not realizing he was still dealing with medical issues from the accident. Treacher flipped his shit, and continued to do so even after EoJ apologized. And took it into at least one other thread where he was being a dick to everyone. Then the dipshit Gabe came in and banned him AND some others that had smacked back at his belligerency because that loser thinks like a liberal and you punish the bully and the person that stood up to the bully.
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (vMCab)
Yeah, let's ask two douchebags, one who has never seen a salad..
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 06:36 PM (VF4WI)
To be fair, potato salad IS a kind of salad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (x6uUk)
I rather fell in love with them in old movies where you can hear the Highlander's pipes miles away and getting closer and closer knowing they are bringing the shit!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (QSjkU)
My rectal sphincter is collegial, collaborative and tons of fun, albeit rather loose, sloppy and occasionally prolapsed...
Posted by: Shemp Smith at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (qrAYn)
Posted by: Stout at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:48 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (nByzo)
See, better vocab than the journos and more cromulent than anything they have ever written.
Then again, that's a low bar.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:48 PM (7MVXo)
Nothing against the puppehs, but the kittehs are cool.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 06:48 PM (KAi1n)
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See. That would be an improvement already.
I'm still waiting for Joy Reid's cancelation, though.
But not having to read or hear about the Fox-watcher whining about Fox would be an increase in quality of life.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (eGTCV)
My guess is that after the probation period, some heads are definitely going to roll. Major names. You cannot get Stelter or Cilliza to walk the straight and narrow any more than you can get a professional gambler to lay off the slot machines on the casino floor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (yrol0)
Gravitas
Credible
Collusion
Emoluments
White Supremacist
Insurrection
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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We're only a Green New Deal (at most) away from FDR's Commie quisling's of 30's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (A+/mw)
https://tinyurl.com/mre77wzu
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022
***
Spectacular.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (c6xtn)
Ms. Feliz Navidad.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (yQpMk)
The Washington Post is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Place to Work I’ve Ever Known in My Life
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:48 PM (7MVXo)
That's an actual thesaurus laundry list for "collegiality." They couldn't even be bothered, and I suppose it is possible that they don't even know what one is.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (nByzo)
Reminds me of that time the hive collectively learned the word "gravitas" and then couldn't stop using it.
Posted by: Stout at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (EHSFD)
Yup. Journolist talking points went out - Brandon has "foreign policy gravitas," and it was just wall-to-wall for a straight month in '08.
That was when the mask really began to slip. Shameless coordination with the Obama campaign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (xPIwr)
That was all back when you were corporeal.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (0fVbu)
Out "torture" with their eyelids
When they did those tweets?
Posted by: Captain Haiku
Surreptitious code!
But they were not bright enough
And posted jpegs.
Posted by: mikeski haikus with the best of them at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 06:46 PM (oWBc3)
It gets hot in June!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (8GBH4)
I'll still fight you for top bunk in the camps.
Also, this doesn't mean we're gonna take a bunch of long hot showers together either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (F0YaR)
That's an actual thesaurus laundry list for "collegiality." They couldn't even be bothered, and I suppose it is possible that they don't even know what one is.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM (nByzo)
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Libre Office Writer, highlight the word, right mouse click, select "Thesaurus." I would assume Office has the same capability. And I'm not even a highly paid professional ink stained wretch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (5pTK/)
Reminds me of that time the hive collectively learned the word "gravitas" and then couldn't stop using it.
Posted by: Stout at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (EHSFD)
Yup. Journolist talking points went out - Brandon has "foreign policy gravitas," and it was just wall-to-wall for a straight month in '08.
That was when the mask really began to slip. Shameless coordination with the Obama campaign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (xPIwr)
Electable
In (R) atfuckers parlance it means Cornyn or Cheney.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)
That one metal version is pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (08ncd)
Disturbed, the band.
Posted by: Javems at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (AmoqO)
Big Country got good mileage out of them too.
And Amazing Grace at a funeral.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (KZzsI)
I knew it was something like a concept that was bad. Kept getting hung up on Primus or whatever. This is starting to get old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (xPIwr)
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Gravitas is what made those Afghanis fall off those airplanes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (xPIwr)
And that was just McCain's handlers!
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (dscaa)
I got to ^this^ point and just knew you were quoting the CEO of my company. Then saw this:
Yellen claimed and thought, "Oh. Might explain a fee things."
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (iqhmV)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 06:50 PM (sJHOI)
Bunch of tea drinking little finger pointing petit fours eating dilletantes!!!!
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)
Weird to think that in 2020 the media would have us believe that "a covid nap" meant you were 6 feet under.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:45 PM (OalnH)
LeMon doesn't believe what he is saying. He is a grifter, like Scarborough. Not that many years ago I watched him on his show telling black men to stop complaining, pull up their pants, and work hard, something he would destroy anyone else for saying today.
Tater doesn't believe it either. He is a paid propagandist. And also dumb as a rock.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Fuck with 9.8 meter per seconds square and get the horn!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (6jpby)
>January 6th was worse than the War of 1812!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (BP3/z)
>January 6th was worse than the War of 1812!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 06:53 PM (BP3/z)
Still not worth even remarking on.
-Eyepatch
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (krQz2)
The shelter is a 3-hour drive away, and they open at 11. I'll be lucky to get back here while the Pet Thread is live.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
He needs you.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (wTDYR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (OalnH)
https://tinyurl.com/Discovers-Adulthood
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (WemUX)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
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This is about the Ottoman, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (A+/mw)
Why do I get the feeling if the positions were reversed, it would be different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (12jgO)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (krQz2)
I've thought about getting my GOD
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (OalnH)
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It's kinda-sorta like Hiroshima, in a way.
In that they were both events on the planet Earth.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
Good call. I totally got that one wrong. Sometimes I get these corporate media sponsored Uniparty tools mixed up
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (wTDYR)
https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
The Florence King article on the Gravitas/Cheney nexus and conflation was pretty good. Many moons ago in NRO.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:56 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (12jgO)
The pungent smell of Ewok pervades throughout.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:44 PM (5pTK/)
H/t Derek Hunter
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (geLO8)
DereLicht my balls, capitan.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (vuisn)
LOL. It's funny, every time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (xPIwr)
Gravitas
Credible
Collusion
Emoluments
White Supremacist
Insurrection
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 06:49 PM
Rush used to have a field day with this.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)
'Musk', please.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (wTDYR)
---
Onan spilled his synergism on the ground.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)
*spritzes Febreze*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
I gave my Bichons a dose last friday and it's working like charm
but there is a lot of reviews that say watch out
yeah, reviews
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (ppBhU)
The purring. The impossibly cute tiny little meow...
Posted by: DaisyB at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (Hswbs)
I mean, putting aside the fact that most every one who still watches prime time TV probably has a urologist on their phone contact list, the idea of showing a bunch of conservatives who were against the election of a guy who's currently rocking an approval rate somewhere between toe fungus and Samantha Bee is pure gold.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (wb1YC)
Harmonicats--Galloping Comedians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNyy5-X3xQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I expect that some time around 1990, when corporate 'Mission Statements' were made popular by the gurus, the word was used constantly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (Bhmmq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
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I'd bet Liz Cheney contributes some gravity-ass, herself.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (OalnH)
The purring. The impossibly cute tiny little meow...
Posted by: DaisyB at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (Hswbs)
The needle sharp claws as they climb your leg up onto your back.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (x6uUk)
All y'all went to college!
I can be nice when I need to be.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (08ncd)
Quagmire
****
"What about your gaaaaaffes?"
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (wb1YC)
It was planned to happen either way. Could have been a "lefty" protest with Trump's jackbooted thugs under investigation for stopping them from firebombing the place.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)
the interaction or cooperation of two or more organizations, substances, or other agents to produce a combined effect greater than the sum of their separate effects:
translation: two heads are better than one
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: kraken
We still talking about kittens, or girlfriends?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (c8pZY)
Its like the banjo. You can get that obnoxious *blonka blonka blonka* playing or real picking like you get in bluegrass. Its all in how the instrument is used.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:00 PM (KZzsI)
Okay in There's Something About Mary, although Matt Dillon was much better.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (OalnH)
Harmonicats--Galloping Comedians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNyy5-X3xQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 06:58 PM (sWM8x)
________
From The Comedians by Dmitri Kabalevsky
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (/U27+)
Quagmire
****
"What about your gaaaaaffes?"
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (wb1YC)
"Without evidence"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
****
"What about your gaaaaaffes?"
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (wb1YC)
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I don't GAF.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (krQz2)
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That, and Tropic Thunder, which was also Tom Cruise's best work, period.
Stiller seems to be at his best when he's savaging his Hollywood colleagues and collaborators, who are also fun and respectful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: kraken
Frig. There goes the GAINZZ for this week...
Posted by: Adriane the Little Cakes Critic ... at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (Wy1BU)
And they are like crack.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (nByzo)
It's basically that the effect of 2 things combined is greater than the sum of the individual effects.
There are a lot of other corporate speak words I hate more.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (7MVXo)
the interaction or cooperation of two or more organizations, substances, or other agents to produce a combined effect greater than the sum of their separate effects:
ANFO.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (c8pZY)
No, but the congress critters did get carpet burn from pressing their faces into wall to wall that smelled like feet and anxiety attacks thinking the proles had shown up with pitchforks and torches. And that my friends is the main driver for the J6 show trials
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: kraken
We still talking about kittens, or girlfriends?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (c8pZY)
Lol!!
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)
Without the stolen election, there would have been no J6. There would have been a massive lefty protest with all of the usual paramilitary suspects and they would have been defended and lionized as true patriots. And there would have been actual violence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (HNXgi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (ZlD3b)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)
It's basically that the effect of 2 things combined is greater than the sum of the individual effects.
There are a lot of other corporate speak words I hate more.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (7MVXo)
watch the youtube video I posted.
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (k3+Di)
Posted by: kraken
We still talking about kittens, or girlfriends?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (c8pZY)
Shep.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (nByzo)
Do they smell of Musk? Not Elon. Can Ewok anal glands be expressed?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2022 06:59 PM (/U27+)
The phrase that grate on me the most is "grow the economy". Politicos use that phrase usually just after "planting" the economy.
*searches for a bigger knout*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (F0YaR)
Its like the banjo. You can get that obnoxious *blonka blonka blonka* playing or real picking like you get in bluegrass. Its all in how the instrument is used.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
__________
Too simple for beginners, too complicated for experts
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (sJHOI)
Its like the banjo. You can get that obnoxious *blonka blonka blonka* playing or real picking like you get in bluegrass. Its all in how the instrument is used.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
Incest.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (ZlD3b)
AOC says she wasn't sure she'd survive the day
literally
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (geLO8)
"Tarnish"?
That ship has not only sailed, it's sunk, corroded into dust, been transported to a subduction zone by plate tectonics, and recycled into the magma of the Earth's core.
In a billion or two years perhaps it will reconcentrate into a surface-accessible ore deposit, and be mined and made into a new ship that actually has credibility.
But that ship will not be named "CNN".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (HNXgi)
Very underrated and a very subtle funny comedy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (wTDYR)
It is supposed to be when multiple systems or groups are combined such that the output of the whole is greater than the individual contributions.
Often times it is just used by inept management to explain why something worked without letting on that management has absolutely no idea why something worked. The reason something worked is probably because a small group of people got together to bust butt and make something work in spite of roadblocks and boneheaded mistakes of management that management stays willfully ignorant of.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (0fVbu)
I'm avoiding going out and mowing. It's obvious, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (ZlD3b)
___________
Just say it's an emergency lockdown because of monkeypox.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Darth Randall
I thought it was an aftershave...
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (ZlD3b)
Sheep. Buy sheep.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (Vr12I)
Howlin' Wolf via Suicide Blonde, INXS
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (vMCab)
Good video. Thanks,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (V8ydh)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (krQz2)
'The synergy of x and y together cannot be overstated', for example. Why would you need Synergism? Synergy is already a noun. Synergize would be 'X and Y synergize in interesting ways.' Verb.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (08ncd)
It's two things.
The AR-15 protest in Virginia.
And the ease with which the Dirt People just strolled into their sanctified spaces.
These people may be dumb as rocks and about as useful as an inflatable shovel, but I promise you they put these two things together in their heads and promptly flipped their shit.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
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[fellow on the back row starts to finger CCW]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (ZlD3b)
Stiller was pretty good in Tropic Thunder. But so were all the others. I love that stupid movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Stout at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2022 06:55 PM (Wy1BU)
And they are like crack.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (nByzo)
Just get 2, I was hesitant but glad we did
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM
An essential ingredient for proper ambiance.
Posted by: The Barrel at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Welp, if that's so, I'm sorry to tell you that you'll never experience or recognize serendipity or lagniappe.
Posted by: crusader at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (AMIL/)
Yeah, that's the only other one. And while Cruise was basically chewing up the scenery, he was at his absolute best in that. I had no idea that was Tom Cruise at first.
Jack Black was so worthless (as usual) you could literally cut every single scene and line from him an the movie still works, but gets better.
I get that he was an archetype of a scumbag drug addict actor that Stiller was mocking but still. It was Jack Black whose entire career baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
Incest.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT
receding chin, bad teef, paunch = elitist violin player
overalls, zz top beard, stained wife beater = devil's golden fiddle won in a contest.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 07, 2022 07:02 PM (cCxiu)
I'm sure anyone would have a different perspective if you were in the middle of it. You would have no idea what was going down. That said, a honest person would re-evaluate what occurred and not just rely on how you felt that day .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (HNXgi)
literally
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:04 PM (geLO
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She was so distraught she forget how to breathe?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (xPIwr)
oh wait
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (vuisn)
No, I think you're a dunce with zero idea how economics or anything else works. A perfect leftist.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM
An essential ingredient for proper ambiance.
Posted by: The Barrel
this is how we get cycles of cptial A ace and regular cruel ace
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (UgAdJ)
Nothing will top the ever-present COVID Death-O-Meter and constant "YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL DIE OF COVID!" for 2 years.
Posted by: DaisyB at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (Hswbs)
Often times it is just used by inept management to explain why something worked without letting on that management has absolutely no idea why something worked. The reason something worked is probably because a small group of people got together to bust butt and make something work in spite of roadblocks and boneheaded mistakes of management that management stays willfully ignorant of.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:05 PM (0fVbu)
That belongs in Uncyclopedia.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (wb1YC)
I would add sending a message to any serfs with designs on getting uppity
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (sJHOI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxavhjb_7JU
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I really like Bela Fleck. Great musician.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 07:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (xPIwr)
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (xPIwr)
If you want peak Vanessa Angel though, look no further than her as a smoking hot redhead in Spies Like Us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM
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Isn't that ace's blog?
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (krQz2)
It was Jack Black whose entire career baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
The Jackal was his best work, period.
Also: I forget who it was but somebody said Stiller based Cruise's character on Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (KZzsI)
It's two things.
The AR-15 protest in Virginia.
And the ease with which the Dirt People just strolled into their sanctified spaces.
These people may be dumb as rocks and about as useful as an inflatable shovel, but I promise you they put these two things together in their heads and promptly flipped their shit.
Posted by: Azathoth
What flipped their shit was realizing the could be Marie Antoinette.
Easily.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Javems at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (AmoqO)
that's funny
Posted by: DB - collebritive and collagious at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (xPIwr)
Oh yeah that's good.
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (Vr12I)
Express yoself!
Posted by: Anal Glands at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (vMCab)y
You're not the boss of me!
You were trying to cause my death by corporate speak induced cringe, I see.
I will keep an eye on you, sir.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: Mark at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (/IrDf)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (es0Dj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (vuisn)
"from different perspectives"
Some of us went to Harvard.
Some of us went to Yale.
Some of us went to Columbia Journalism School.
Some of us went to Swiss boarding schools.
It's just an incredible amount of diversity!
Posted by: The Washington Post! at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (I2/tG)
I applied for a job 8 months ago. It was on LinkedIn I thought hmm, this could interested, submitted resume. 3 months later I get an email from the recruiter asking to set up an interview. I email
Back with a polite lolgf of you take 3 months to do an initial screen I want nothing to do with working at your company.
And today, I got an automated HR email saying thank you for showing interest in this position but we decided to go with another candidate. Lol. Da fuq is with some companies man? And then I bet the ceo is whining how it is impossible to find good people to hire.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: crusader at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (AMIL/
You from Louisiana?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (HNXgi)
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (vMCab)y
You're not the boss of me!
You were trying to cause my death by corporate speak induced cringe, I see.
I will keep an eye on you, sir.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (7MVXo)
To be fair, he has the screams of the damned in his ears 24/7 beckoning him to hell. Go toward the light, man!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Pitbull > Jack Black
Posted by: More Baffling Career at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (R/m4+)
https://bit.ly/3xsLCHr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (vrz2I)
Baseball announcers and "eight hole" referring to the 8th batter in the lineup. I am certain they just liked to say it because it sounded like A-Hole.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (+3jTj)
Posted by: Javems at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (AmoqO)
She's been very outspoken about COVID tyranny. She had a really good and chilling discussion on the Eric Metaxas show about the havoc the jabs were wreaking on women's cycles.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:12 PM (7MVXo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens
>Yes but you'll need to cordon off the bully-pulpit like a crime scene.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 07:12 PM (BP3/z)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:12 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 07:12 PM (us2H3)
It's just an incredible amount of diversity!
Posted by: The Washington Post! at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (I2/tG)
Some of us summer on Cape Cod. Some of us in the Hamptons. I mean come on those are two totally different worlds.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:12 PM (OalnH)
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that's funny
Posted by: DB
they'd need to drain the septic tank, then shovle three or four feet of fecal matter aside just to wipe the film of hate aside to see the tarnish they don't want to upset.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:13 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 07:13 PM (2JoB8)
https://bit.ly/3xsLCHr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (FVME7)
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Strongest, pound-for-pound, of simians.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:13 PM (krQz2)
Yeah that was his most subtle, least Jack Black role. There's just this litany of people getting work in Hollywood that I cannot comprehend. Like everyone involved with Superbad and Pineapple Express.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (KZzsI)
Do they mean corporealness? It seems like they are trying to describe how hard they play as a millionaire or something.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (BzWnF)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (HNXgi)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 07:03 PM (08ncd)
That's my point. If the Capitol police had killed *anyone* Trump would have been blamed every day for his second term. Charlottesville eleventy. That was the plan. JMO
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:11 PM (+3jTj)
Synergism is what happens during a synergy when everyone is synergizing each other.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:15 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:15 PM (OalnH)
School of Rock is Jack Black's best movie.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (HNXgi)
Nope. The Jackal. He gets blown to shreds with an auto-cannon after approximately one minute on screen.
The role he was born for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:15 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:07 PM (xPIwr)
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:09 PM (vMCab)
"How do you know? Are you a biologist?"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2022 07:16 PM (llON8)
@lukerosiak
A prostitute who bought crack for and had orgies with Hunter Biden got a $20,000 federal PPP stimulus for her "female owned sole propietorship" after Joe was elected.
It is listed as in the industry of "independent artists, writers, and performers."
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At least she's a well.paid whore.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:16 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 07:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Could never be made today. I'm surprised it hasn't been canceled or memory holed yet.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:16 PM (7MVXo)
Should have been canceled.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:16 PM (HNXgi)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (HNXgi)
Nope. The Jackal. He gets blown to shreds with an auto-cannon after approximately one minute on screen.
The role he was born for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:15 PM (xPIwr)
Finds no fault in the logic.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 07, 2022 07:17 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 07:10 PM (OalnH)
Once had an HR "Director" whose motto was, "Hire Slow and Fire Fast".
It was a great day when the last part of his motto was applied to his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)
@lukerosiak
A prostitute who bought crack for and had orgies with Hunter Biden got a $20,000 federal PPP stimulus for her "female owned sole propietorship" after Joe was elected.
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At least she's a well.paid whore.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:16 PM (FVME7)
I guess her Johns had to have sex with their wives during the lockdown-induced economic downturn.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:18 PM (Wg1SU)
Like Steven Segal in Air Force One.
Funny thing. Ex mobster Sammy "The Bull" Gravano tells the story of how Steven Segal got into movies by getting mobbed up, and... well I will let him tell it:
https://youtu.be/nu3XeWvYAtM
Sammy isn't real bright and gets some things mixed up but I think this story is true
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:19 PM (KZzsI)
Like everyone involved with Superbad and Pineapple Express.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (KZzsI)
Soul brotha, 4 real.
One of the few actors who I dislike more than Jack Black is Michael Cera.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:19 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:15 PM (xPIwr)
You make a good argument.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:19 PM (HNXgi)
A hell of a lot of journalists there at CNN. Damned few newspeople.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:20 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:19 PM (xPIwr)
How is he a thing?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (7MVXo)
Michael Cera getting paired up with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Scott Pilgrim really ground my gears.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Squid at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (HqkfG)
Even a second grader knows they have to increase drilling to bring down inflation. The Junta simply does not want to bring down inflation...they think high energy costs are good for us, because they think (like that idiot woman from Michigan earlier today), high gasoline costs will persuade people to buy electric cars. Because they are just that stupid.
And it is beginning to dawn on Karen, and all her Junta-mates, that their ideological bullshit is falling on deaf ears.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (gC9O2)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)
Based on a true story.
Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (vMCab)
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Yeah, I'm far from the most insightful person around, but I had a bad feeling about Jan 6 the moment I heard that Trump was planning it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 07:22 PM (sWM8x)
I'm a little late to the party so probably brought up several times, but WTF? How can you tarnish something that was flushed down the crapper years ago?
Posted by: Biergood at June 07, 2022 07:22 PM (FQWHA)
Also, Jack Black is fabulous in "The Council of Elrond."
https://tinyurl.com/kmu3rd4w
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 07:22 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 07, 2022 07:22 PM (gC9O2)
Two: It's a handy excuse for the rampant stupidity of government the world over.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (5pTK/)
They wanted it to happen. They blathered on about Russia wanting to go to war, then bullied anyone who put out diplomatic feelers into dropping any discussion.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 07:22 PM (eoQWY)
Meaning to take an N-dimensional data set and create a lower order smaller sample set envelope of it using some statistical or graphical means.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)
I have to say, during the scene where he (the cook) ladles slop into the monk's bowls, and a monk scowls at him and says "I've had diarrhea since Easter!" made me laugh for 5 minutes.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (PiwSw)
Its bigger than that. A lot of regulations and new rules are hurting producers, slowing delivery, and crippling businesses. Add to that all the businesses that the states shutting down cost us, and its just a snowball of stupid and bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (+3jTj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (HNXgi)
Eisenberg is the better actor but picks some terrible roles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:23 PM (+3jTj)
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I have to admit I like "American Ultra."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (gC9O2)
Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:27 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (dscaa)
Is someone going to tell him?
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 07:27 PM (6TxNR)
another actor I can't watch is John Cena.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (gC9O2)
I can.
Watching Cena is interesting, because I'm pretty sure he has the intellect of a lesser ape. It's like anthropology.
Like, Stone Cold Steve Austin is a worse actor, but he clearly has twice the brainpower of Cena, and he's not exactly a Rhodes Scholar.
Acting is not a thinking man's game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:27 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: DaisyB at June 07, 2022
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I'm afraid he'll be one of those banshee cats who never shuts up!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 07:27 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 07:19 PM (xPIwr)
How is he a thing?
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (7MVXo)
He is very convincing at looking confused. In his many roles you look up and bam, "Damn that boy looks confused".
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:28 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
he was playing himself in Jumangi when they cast him as a teenaged drama queen girl.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:29 PM (UgAdJ)
Why no! Look at all these testimonials from employees discussing how collegial and fun it is!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 07, 2022 07:29 PM (LB4Am)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (3aLWR)
@POTUS
United States government official
The fact is America is in a stronger economic position today than just about any other country in the world.
Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.
That hasn't happened since 1976.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (FVME7)
Jerry Garcia Band with Bela Fleck, Greek Theater 1990.
Great album.
https://tinyurl.com/4wmy93fs
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm afraid he'll be one of those banshee cats who never shuts up!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
my Buggy (modern triangle headed siamese) was ine if those. couldn't shut the eff up if he had to. my older siamese (Tokyo) would trot across the house muttering and growling and body slam his noisy ass for disturbing the peace. Smash pit it to close captions.
Tokyo: *snorts, yawns* what the ever loving fook is he bitching about now?
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: welp, best go relieve some stress on the way to the litter box
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: shut up, shut up shut the eff up
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: *body slams Buggy, stands in his abdomen, bites his neck growling* shut the eff up you damned inbred pinched face dumbass.
Buggy: mmmmrrmph
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