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Quick Hits
November 12, 2020: The possibility of $5 per gallon gas due to Joe Biden's energy-restriction policies was a right-wing conspiracy theory and fake news, experts say.
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What do you think it will be tonight?
The Tampa Bay Rays made their players wear "pride" rainbow patches, but some players refused.
On Saturday, the Tampa Bay Rays held their annual "Pride Night" game. As part of the festivities, players wore a special rainbow patch on their uniforms to support LGBTQ (and whatever new letters they've added this week) pride. Well, most players did. A few players decided to take the brave step of not playing along, choosing not to wear the patch on their uniforms. ESPN reports that "Among players who elected to remove the logos were pitchers Jason Adam, Jalen Beeks, Brooks Raley, Jeffrey Springs, and Ryan Thompson, according to the Tampa Bay Times. According to CBS News, "Adam was elected to speak for the group after the game, saying it was a 'faith-based decision' for many of them."
"This obviously arises out of last Friday, my remarks, statements on being receptive to gun controls," Jacobs said in the interview. "And since that time, every Republican elected (official) that had endorsed me withdrew their endorsement. Party officials that supported me withdrew, most of them, and those that were going to said they would not. And so, obviously, this was not well received by the Republican base."
... Rep. Chris Jacobs' new willingness to support certain gun control legislation has led to a scramble for other Republicans to challenge him in August's primary. For his part, Jacobs concluded that he didn't want to be part of a bitter primary battle. "I truly believe that I could win this, but it would be an incredibly divisive race for our party, for the district," Jacobs said. "There's a high likelihood that there would be a lot of outside money coming in, so it would make this gun issue the issue. And that divisiveness is not good in any effort to move this discussion forward in a productive way."
Kathy Griffin is, get this, screaming about a hot-button topic she saw on Twitter. And she's attacking Johnny Depp's looks. I mean... has she seen herself?
Speaking of actors with opinions, Matthew McConnaughey spoke at the White House about gun control. For reasons I'm not sure I get, conservatives are praising him, despite his support for some gun control measures like red flag laws and increasing the age requirement for purchasing rifles to 21. I suppose he's being praised for also mentioning social/cultural problems? But... what about the gun control stuff?
Kathy Griffin has turned on actor Johnny Depp in the wake of his $15 million win in the Amber Heard defamation trial, calling the Pirates of the Caribbean star an "orange, fat, bloated boozebag... Donald Trump with a ponytail." ... "I just think Depp is gross," she declared:
These Johnny Depp stans that are talking about this trial and yet they refuse to show pictures of what he looks like now, which is a big orange fat bloated boozebag. He looks like Donald Trump with a ponytail. And so they keep sticking up for him and being like, "Amber is taking down Johnny! He's so gorgeous and dreamy!"
te>Matthew McConaughey calls for "responsible gun ownership" at the White House briefing, following the Uvalde school shooting.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 7, 2022
"Responsible gun owners are fed up with the Second Amendment being abused and hijacked by some deranged individuals." pic.twitter.com/BcsfEcC2djMatthew McConaughey: "I promise you, America, you and I, we are not as divided as we are being told we are. No. How about we get inspired? Give ourselves just cause to revere a future again...We can't be leaders if we are only living for reelection...We need real leadership." pic.twitter.com/LpIxIRjqO9
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) June 7, 2022
Matthew McConaughey: "We need to invest in mental healthcare. We need safer schools. We need to restrain sensationalized media coverage. We need to restore our family values. We need to restore our American values. And we need responsible gun ownership." pic.twitter.com/FKIbpUVVSW
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 7, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:23 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:24 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:24 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Squid at June 07, 2022 05:26 PM (HqkfG)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at June 07, 2022 05:26 PM (qc0Qm)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: gdgm+ at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (k6jXd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (Ojxr+)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
Michael Moore
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (bs+z0)
Now this is easy to disregard or mock as superstitious stupidity "They believed in magic! What losers!!" But putting aside the thought that maybe its not entirely false (ask any missionary), that's not exactly what was meant by the word.
They didn't mean a level 15 Wizard casting Lightning Bolt. Sorcery had to do with people who used drugs and psychology to control, manipulate, and delude people. It was more than trickery, it was reinforced with genuine psychological facts and medications.
Now... who does that make you think of these days? With the left playing mind games and trying to drug everyone? Especially vulnerable children?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (arJlL)
.. the end of the "expert" class
WaPo's "experts" are morons.
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (RHGPo)
And I'm an absolutist on gun rights, I want restrictions rolled back, not 'common sense control'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Oschisms at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (IQuyA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (Bt/a+)
Eff him and every other commie rat who can't read what the 2nd Amendment clearly says and/or who thinks there is such things as "assault" weapons.
If I killed someone with a bat, would that be an assault bat?
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
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I recommend Cher for really excellent insight as well as idiosyncratic spelling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (Ojxr+)
Posted by: Squid at June 07, 2022 05:26 PM (HqkfG)
What are his deep thoughts about Hollyweirdo Alec Baldwin, who shot and killed a woman on set?
Posted by: Thrawn at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (PIcCH)
Posted by: I Mean at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (lXP9C)
I trust gas station sushi more than him.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM (f+p1T)
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 05:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: I Mean at June 07, 2022 05:30 PM (lXP9C)
Posted by: runner at June 07, 2022 05:26 PM (qc0Qm)
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No auteur beard, no credibility.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:30 PM (Ojxr+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:27 PM (Ojxr+)
Yeah, it's all noise, but might be being groomed to higher political office. Wasn't he supposed to run for TX governor this year?
Posted by: Thrawn at June 07, 2022 05:30 PM (Rl7KJ)
Am I wrong?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:30 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Wooderson at June 07, 2022 05:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:31 PM (krQz2)
Mr. Rate: They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq, and Anna Nicole married for love.
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:31 PM (RHGPo)
He's a nice guy, but totally out of step with WNY voters on this issue...as he found out.
He should have kept quiet on this issue, served another Congressional term, and then run for a Senate seat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 05:31 PM (BgMrQ)
>>> Or am I wrong?
There's a mix of both side's solutions in there. So it's kind of a Jonah Goldberg both sides are bad.
Problem is that what we will get, if anything, is more curtailment of liberties and no other serious look at mental health, hardening schools, etc. Same as it ever was. MM is a tool caught in the moment. He should be smarter than that.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 05:31 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Oschisms at June 07, 2022 05:28 PM (IQuyA)
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Too bad for my wife - she thinks McConnaughey is just dreamy
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (VJsqe)
There is no practical way of stopping someone who is intent on doing evil from doing evil.
As has been noted, the largest mass killing was a dude angry at his girlfriend who rolled a pint jar of gasoline into a Social Club.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (XF4kL)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (A14qe)
But new laws will be?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: NCKate at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: West at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Thrawn
Until he found out he was going to have to make some very unfavorable comments and stake out some very unfavorable positions that would get him in dutch with his liberal friends.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (f+p1T)
**
Thanks ace, I am also confuzzled
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (kf6Ak)
Laugh all you want, he can beat everyone and anyone else running, including Trump.
That is the state of our country.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (QSjkU)
It's easy business to play the center. Because when you're a Lefty, you know that all Left solutions will come to pass, and none of the Right ones will.
It's a flat out scam, and the Right falls for it *constantly* because they are thirsty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (VJsqe)
He did buffed up for Reign of Fire.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM
Does it have the shoulder thing that goes up?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (fAN3y)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (qpX6U)
Last week, the judge doxed one of the jurors in the We Build the Wall case in New York who called the case "a witch hunt".
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (Ojxr+)
An armed society is a polite society.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2022 05:29 PM
I just saw that on a bumper sticker on a gravel truck in downtown Detroit (Rock City) this afternoon
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (A14qe)
Posted by: JROD at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (YHMsK)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
Born: November 4, 1969 (age 52 years), Uvalde, TX
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (A14qe)
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Remember, Trump floated Oprah as an out-of-the-box VP.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (krQz2)
the Oscars would be nice
It is the poison from the movies, the vid games , social media , meds and weed and tech in general that is turning our kids into killers
Parents farming out their little spawn to this poison to be babysat after they get out of their cute puppy stage and no longer bring the parents the attention that the parents crave
the source of bad cooking is usaully the cook and the horrible ingredients they use, not the cooktop or stove
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cher, Straddling a 16 Inch Gun at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (sWM8x)
Yeah but he's entertaining, I like to watch him read other people's writing on screen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
The Oprah Crowd don't care.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2022 05:33 PM (A14qe)
As Babs Streisand might say, a "Citizen/Actor"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (XF4kL)
Fauci's and Cuomo's body counts are higher. My firearms have killed no one.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 05:35 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2022 05:35 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:35 PM (Ojxr+)
But raise the voting age first. That requires an Amendment to the Constitution (26th Amendment) so Democrats who want to raise the age to buy guns to 21 need to get to work.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:35 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (rzOL9)
And, of course, he wouldn't be the first Democrat to stand to the Right of the GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (RHGPo)
There are counter-examples. I always wonder why places like heavily-armed Florida have so much atrocious crime. Even in places like Grady Judd County.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (qpX6U)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (bs+z0)
Wrong about Biden, wrong about the economy, wrong about Covid, masks and vaccines. Wrong about gas prices and that was totally foreseeable by anyone with 1/2 a brain.
When will we learn to never trust the experts and our ruling class? Do the opposite, like George Costanza. You will always be right.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (haWye)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (ppBhU)
1970's - David Wooderson
1980's - Jeff Spicoli
These are your cultural philosophers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (hSqJL)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (x6uUk)
But raise the voting age first. That requires an Amendment to the Constitution (26th Amendment) so Democrats who want to raise the age to buy guns to 21 need to get to work.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:35 PM (YVBLw)
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They would say that just because of blah doesn't mean they can't make the decision of a vote.
And that might be true, however, if we start setting ages for things, I think it might be valuable to go back to the people and see what the ages the people think should be appropriate *for everything*.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
She looks well equipped.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (4I/2K)
1970's - David Wooderson
1980's - Jeff Spicoli
These are your cultural philosophers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (4I/2K)
Aw, shucks! *snaps fingers*
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (PiwSw)
**
Thanks ace, I am also confuzzled
Posted by: vmom
McTurn-ur-head-and-cough-hey is an actor, which makes him gay, democrat, and all fucked up with his opinions. he can EABOD & DIAF.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Captain Walker at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (RHGPo)
Armed yet very impolite society.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (qpX6U)
He always comes off a sleezy to me
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2022 05:34 PM (bs+z0)
yeah, me too
can't stand him
I remember a 60 minute spot on him
Diane Sawyer said that he was the new Paul Newman
and I'm not a Newman fan but
BITCH, PLEEEEZE
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (Ojxr+)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (dKiJG)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
She looks well equipped.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (4I/2K)
She's very hot and hot brass is going to make her regret that killer top
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 05:39 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:39 PM (qpX6U)
Well, she's not wrong.
McConnageeafhesupr[esr is (was?) spokesman for Wild Turkey. I don't take my liquor advice from mumbling halfwits.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2022 05:39 PM (ZsR3z)
||Top Clinton advisor Mark Middleton died by suicide at the age of 59 on May 7, the Perry County Sheriff's Office in Arkansas confirmed
Family of Bill Clinton advisor who admitted Jeffrey Epstein into White House seven times has blocked release of files detailing the death scene after he was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast at a ranch 30 miles from his home.||
See the sock.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 07, 2022 05:39 PM (yikp0)
>McConaughey hijacked Biden's bully-pulpit and spewed a bunch of what sounded to me like White House policy changes with respect to the 2A.
Biden wanted ban a whole list of shit and McConaughey said, "look, here I am, new rule."
Matty, those changes you pulled out of your ass require a vote. By legislators. Law-makers. There's a process. Don't lecture me, son, go cry to Congress.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (BP3/z)
He's not nearly as cool or talented but yeah I can see that he has the same kind of vibe. Like he is sitting back in a film watching everyone else do their thing and kind of chuckling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)
Had a few beers, can't spell ephimism.
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (E0NVW)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (eFxeZ)
Posted by: Wally at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (FJYfm)
It does not appear to me that she has conserved much of anything. None of the original equipment is intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (hSqJL)
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Why do you need to trust him?
Note that he seems to be a bit more reserved in his judgment than the rest of his caste. And doesn't see the need to make it personal.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM
This. He has no standing, having never been in a movie about a school shooting.
At least Meryl Streep had some cred when she testified about alar on the apples
/sarc
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Blind Man with no hands at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Squid at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (HqkfG)
and yes I do know what Texans sound like
ask me why
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (us2H3)
That school is rotten through with leftism and stinks up the whole state.
Just like him.
He is also rotted through with leftism.
He's there to sell the con. Like amnesty now in exchange for e-verify enforcement later. Or motor voter now in exchange for rolls purging later.
So: Give up your guns now and we promise we'll address mental health ... later.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (S2JgN)
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
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He deserves praise. Those aren't gun "control" measures--they're just common-sense gun safety measures.
Posted by: Super-Patriot Dan Crenshaw at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 05:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:42 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:42 PM (QSjkU)
WATCH: After taking only a handful of questions at Tuesday's news briefing, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left the briefing room.
"Guys, we need a longer briefing," one reporter said.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1534260836847472643
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: The Kettle at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dazed & Confused at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (E0NVW)
I beg your pardon.
Posted by: Harry Hart, aka Galahad at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Axeman
Pick one age for everything but one and only one age. Voting, drinking, gun ownership, draft, credit cards, everything, pick one age.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (f+p1T)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8nf2yb
Posted by: chris+opher at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (IMeBT)
So: Give up your guns now and we promise we'll address mental health ... later.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (S2JgN)
Yup. Shell game. And "conservatives" who are praising this damned well know it. They see a shiny new liberal they can use to play the base into accepting the Democrats' agenda.
How many times must this happen, before people catch on? It's like the sun rising, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (xPIwr)
https://twitter.com/
jtLOL/status/1534276930601639936
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (w0NJk)
He's not nearly as cool or talented but yeah I can see that he has the same kind of vibe. Like he is sitting back in a film watching everyone else do their thing and kind of chuckling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)
he's not even in the same zip code of good looking
He wears a pair of glasses to bring attention to his eyes
Newman used to wear shades all the time because his eyes would knock women off their feet
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (us2H3)
Behaves that way too. Despite his defeat of turd-stasher, he is no role model. Don't see any connection to Trump whatever; that's Griffin's main non-sequitur.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (qpX6U)
He gave of a serious "crooked as a dog's hind leg" vibe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (S2JgN)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (lKAqb)
The only reasonable position to take is "absolutely no compromises."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (sWM8x)
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I never even want to see his shadow again. Jesus, Hollywood sucks.
Posted by: Dazed & Confused at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:42 PM (kf6Ak)
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In the transitive sense.
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (1TuZk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (krQz2)
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Don't care about him or his appliances.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (Ojxr+)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
She looks well equipped.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:38 PM (4I/2K)
She's very hot and hot brass is going to make her regret that killer top
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 05:39 PM
***
I will need to inspect her for ticks.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (anj39)
Btw, this is perfect and true.
Posted by: The Kettle at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (Iaj3u)
Or launch him from artillery.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (qpX6U)
I agree. Make it one standard age. If you complain that some people mature differently than others, that's true no matter what age you choose. Pick one and stick with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (KZzsI)
That school is rotten through with leftism and stinks up the whole state.
Just like him.
He is also rotted through with leftism.
He's there to sell the con. Like amnesty now in exchange for e-verify enforcement later. Or motor voter now in exchange for rolls purging later.
So: Give up your guns now and we promise we'll address mental health ... later.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (S2JgN)
Yup.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (0OP+5)
Oh, and another thing - McConaughey - I hate Lincoln automobiles.
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2022 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
Whoa, whoa, easy there, big shifter.
The Lincoln Town Car was a damn masterpiece. So was the Continental.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (xPIwr)
Why are you looking at me like that?
Posted by: Amber Heard's lawyer at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (PiwSw)
.......
It's not like she's gonna get fired or anything.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Thrawn
Alec Baldwin gunned down a Ukrainian woman. Surely there must be a hate crime category for that.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (AHeqJ)
Here is Matthew McConaughey in 2018 calling for a total civilian ban on assault weapons
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (us2H3)
Back many years ago in my hometown in the Midwest, there was a very simple problem to dealing with Trash Pandas; my father would make me stay up all night with a .22 rifle and a flashlight! Every Trash Panda eliminated would be sold to a furrier, and I'd get the cash,...easy peasy! Note: Made a little bit of summer cash this way!
With all the firearm (even air rifle), hunting restrictions, and lack of furriers, these critters are EVERYWHERE! Especially invading my trash cans!!!!!!
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (SEa82)
The only reasonable position to take is "absolutely no compromises."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (sWM8x)
Yeah, "trust the government" is not really a wining slogan right now.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:44 PM (us2H3)
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Just like my handkerchiefs.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (Ojxr+)
I agree. Were the left not so psychotic and evil, I could live with some compromises, but not with the way things are. You cannot give a single inch. Not ever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 07, 2022 05:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 05:47 PM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2022 05:45 PM (1TuZk)
It's not like we colonized Transylvania or anything.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Ace quoting the WaaahPo
But do read what Experts have to say on the next topic on page two! They're totally right!
Posted by: Gell-Mann Amnesiacs at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (P1f+c)
Democrat Solutions always seem to appear as Final Solutions
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (AHeqJ)
_________
"My rights aren't even up for discussion, let alone a vote." -- Michael Malice
Yep. If the GOP gives one inch on this garbage, that "red wave" they say is coming this fall is not gonna happen.
Posted by: Dazed & Confused at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (xPIwr)
say what you will but suicide doors were cool
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (AHeqJ)
Assholodomor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:48 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (Y+l9t)
He had a different script writer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 05:49 PM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2022 05:49 PM (Rtfo4)
Posted by: Marooned at June 07, 2022 05:49 PM (w6hJ9)
***
I would add gun ownership should be mandatory for US citizenship, only lost due to criminal convictions and incompetency (physical or mental).
Seriously, start teaching marksmanship and gun safety in high school like they did in my grandfather's day.
Anyone who seriously protests can lose their citizenship and right to vote.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:49 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (HbvSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (Zy9Yy)
Lesson: it's lucrative at civil court.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:51 PM (qpX6U)
>>Yep. If the GOP gives one inch on this garbage, that "red wave" they say is coming this fall is not gonna happen.
I've already informed our reps that we will never again vote R. I also let fat swine B Rona Romney know the same thing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:51 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at June 07, 2022 05:51 PM (vrz2I)
_________
Forget arming teachers, they're useless. Arm the children. Kids are vicious.
Only half kidding.
Posted by: Dazed & Confused at June 07, 2022 05:51 PM (1dzqn)
In Killer Joe, he portrays a corrupt cop who enjoys doinking a mentally deficient girl. In The Paperboy, he plays a guy who likes to be handcuffed, slapped around, and sodomized by black men. He's really convincing too. Maybe a method actor. Or something.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2022 05:51 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (oHd/0)
I dare you.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (us2H3)
They said the same thing about Arbuckle, and then look what happened.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 05:46 PM (xPIwr)
Back when it had suicide doors...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 05:43 PM (krQz2)
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Don't care about him or his appliances.
Posted by: Cicero
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 05:53 PM (f+p1T)
(looking through the Constitution for the fine print that includes swaths of citizens to whom the Constitution does not apply)
If you are too dangerous to have a firearm, you are too dangerous to be out roaming about in public.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 05:53 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 05:53 PM (iqhmV)
I dare you.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
yeah, I've boned a lot of fugly chicks
but googled, no fucking way
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
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The magic words, along with "Studies show," to convince Lefties to keep on death culting -- like allowing their children to take untested jabs when they're at virtually zero risk of dying from an overhyped cold virus hysteria.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (Ca1yH)
Posted by: Ace
Big balls: refusing to bow down to your rainbow overlords
Big clanging brass balls: wearing the black-and-brown "super straight" flag instead
Posted by: mikeski wonders if that color choice is rayciss at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 05:47 PM (Iaj3u)
Stupid fuck'n premise for the movie though.
In fact the whole story line bothers the shit out of me!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 05:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
Wait, is that an option?
Posted by: Don LeMon at June 07, 2022 05:55 PM (PiwSw)
When the Constitution was ratified, the LAW of the Land was that every able bodies Man, was part of the militia, and therefore was REQUIRED to be able to provide a Musket or Rifle, and ammunition.
Note, Musket and Rifles were the standard MILITARY Weapon of the day. Just as the Semi Auto, or Auto Rifle, is today.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2022 05:55 PM (oHd/0)
I bet McConaughey's position on guns won't be so popular in his home state of Texas pretty soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2022 05:56 PM (kf6Ak)
Damn! That chick still - as AOC puts it - still has the hots for Trump and can't stand that he doesn't want to date her. It's alarming. Can the country put a restraining order on her?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 05:57 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
so did Ava
oh wait
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 05:57 PM (us2H3)
Providing us with a welcome hiatus in his screen career. He did whatever it took to make that happen.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 05:57 PM (qpX6U)
Only half kidding.
Posted by: Dazed & Confused
****
My grandfather (and all the other boys) used to bring their rifles to school, stored in their lockers, until marksmanship class.
No one was shot.
No deranged mass shooters either.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:58 PM (YVBLw)
Yeah, we are ok with an increase to 21, and universal background checks, and red flag laws.
-GOPe
So how far will they go next time?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2022 05:58 PM (12jgO)
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Depp, with his "fuck you money," should sue her for defamation.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 07, 2022 05:58 PM (Ca1yH)
Laugh all you want, he can beat everyone and anyone else running, including Trump.
That is the state of our country.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (YVBLw)
and yet he decided not to run for Governor because he polled lower than pocket lint.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 05:58 PM (hwaFC)
He might as well tell everyone to go out and buy a $60,000 Tesla to save on gas now. Really go out with a bang.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2022 05:59 PM (aXxgO)
Ever notice that when the problem isn't "guns", they mention it any way? I guess maybe that's for diversity. He's trying to bring people together by making sure every issue is included, whether relevant or not. I have not heard a single cogent argument regarding exactly which "gun" measures would make a difference. Because there are none. Intellectual scrutiny and honest, truthful exchange bears that out. But we're in pathos mode, I guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2022 05:59 PM (VF4WI)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2022 05:59 PM (iqhmV)
Posted by: Axeman
That's a lot of helium, right there, to float Oprah Winfey.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 05:59 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:00 PM (QSjkU)
Laugh all you want, he can beat everyone and anyone else running, including Trump.
That is the state of our country.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 05:32 PM (YVBLw)
sir, step away from the pipe
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 06:00 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
***
I said White House -- not governor of Texas.
keep laughing if you want, tho.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 06:00 PM (YVBLw)
You are wrong. Elected Republicans like this message because they assume they can go along with gun control on the cusp of what appears to be a lay-up election. There are many like me who would punish them. Rather than sit out the election, I would go and vote for every Democrat on the ballot. Frank Luntz and his dunces have convinced Mitch and the gang they can do this without repercussions.
Hopefully, the Jacobs debacle disabused them of the notion, but they are astonishingly stupid people.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:00 PM (nMx88)
In fact the whole story line bothers the shit out of me!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 05:55 PM (BgMrQ)
The original script is available online. They took a lot of liberties with it, possibly for the best as it was really weird.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (hwaFC)
https://tinyurl.com/3w4mckux
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (sWM8x)
He's pansexual. He'd screw an unlubed bowling ball.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: no 6 at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (i0Lci)
I saw a picture of it on Twitter, Ben Had. It's an enormous crowd and Mexico is just waving them through.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)
the fact that he`s a celeb who is probably well-liked by many conservatives is the cherry on top....
texas is the crown jewel...with all the illegals flooding in and a potential phony moderate rising star getting great press,the game is afoot....
mconaughey = trojan horse
Posted by: uncouth jay marks at June 07, 2022 06:01 PM (GT8Ln)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2022 06:02 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 07, 2022 06:00 PM (YVBLw)
I am.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:02 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2022 06:02 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 07, 2022 06:03 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 06:03 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (qpX6U)
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Idiot, living in a fantasy world. We have absolutely zero in common with the left, primarily because they're only values are destruction, death, and nihilism -- and never the twain shall meet.
To quote Dante: "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."
And to quote Ronald Reagan: "We win, they lose."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (Ca1yH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (+8Smx)
Posted by: Holik Peluso McKay at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: no 6 at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (i0Lci)
There is no verbal way for me to express my extent of my disgust with at least half this country. I am going to have to physically vent my frustration and anger, perhaps with an interpretative dance.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Theos at June 07, 2022 06:05 PM (9Gard)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (wGqjj)
They said they weren't coming.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 06:05 PM (Iaj3u)
There is no verbal way for me to express my extent of my disgust with at least half this country. I am going to have to physically vent my frustration and anger, perhaps with an interpretative dance.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
Dat is heiss!
Posted by: Dieter at June 07, 2022 06:05 PM (PiwSw)
Or am I wrong?
---
Quite a pithy summation of All Of American Politics From 1996 To Present, actually.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2022 06:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2022 06:06 PM (12jgO)
I thought PDJT is a teetotaler.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2022 06:03 PM (AHeqJ)
Pro tip: Kathy Griffith is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:06 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 07, 2022 06:04 PM (Ca1yH)
Anyone who wants to be united with Groomers is pro-grooming.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 07, 2022 06:07 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at June 07, 2022 06:07 PM (z/u8j)
Or am I wrong?"
I'm seeing this rhetorical trick used extensively in California state compaign commericals. "So-and-so will represent the interest of ALL Californians and support a woman's right to choose (for example)." So he'll represent ALL of us (who agree with his leftist positions).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:07 PM (Wg1SU)
Oh, using what method of evaluation? I doubt you could find any measurable amount of on-air work where they were acting impartially. Perhaps the test is simply, "Are you willing to work for 30% of your current salary?"
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2022 06:07 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Gonzotx at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (t4poC)
Posted by: ace at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (AkbRF)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (vrz2I)
*
$1000 says "unity" is agreeing with him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (w891R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2022 06:06 PM (12jgO)
I hate them and want them dead. How's that for common ground?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (HbvSG)
I gave him credit for being an unwitting dupe. Seems I was too generous. He can FOAD.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
One of those clowns at the WaPo asked another journo-clown what they thought of "conservative" claims, and asserted the second clown was an expert.
Or they just call up ferret face at the NYT and asked him. You know, Paul Krugman, Nobel Economics Laureate. Ferret-face.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB
That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (+8Smx)
Yep, Ace nailed it. Should have been at the top of page.
Posted by: Scoob at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (uz9Qm)
that Cruz shooter jerked off in school and was a weirdo.
Uvalde kid had a bag of cats?
no thanks, republicans shouldn't have to disarm because democrats keep shooting people.
plus, there've been a spate of dispatched would-be mass shooters, we know the examples.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (OuH7W)
Is it literally just a plain jain (typo, but i'm leaving it because lol) average of every single gas station's price for 87 unleaded in the territorial United States? Is there some "basket" of specific gas stations they monitor? I mean, it's a Government Statistic, so there's gotta be *some* mechanism for them to get jiggery-ey and pokery-ey with the numbers, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (z/u8j)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2022 05:37 PM (ppBhU)
That's the short dissident explanation. The truth is corrupt grifters like McConnell and McCarthy like what the Left is doing. They never wanted to conserve anything because they accepted the Left's premises.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (nMx88)
Obviously, both of those moves have made Kathy's career what it is today.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: fd
How about just some cowboy poetry?
That'll do.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2022 05:54 PM (QSjkU)
Went to jail for it, too. And still has a $25 million dollar lien on his income.
Fucking with the IRS and its lust for money is dangerous.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (XvPQV)
4.79 on the way to work yesterday. I needed gas but put it off until after work.
5.08 was the cheapest I could find on commute back home. I pass a minimum of 8 stations.
Matt being praised is because he says some common sense stuff and also the GOPe and ConInc really want to criminalize gun owners. They just let the left do the talking for them and then of course will find the "middle ground" on "common sense" measures.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB
That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 06:09 PM (nByzo)
Indeed. There are far more amusing options to hope for.
Be Better.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM (6FeV1)
check out the tip from Black Orchid before WaPo starts deleting
Posted by: ace at June 0
woah. it's there
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 07, 2022 06:10 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 07, 2022 05:50 PM (HbvSG)
McConaughey is a fucking liar. It is why shitbag elected Republicans are sucking up to him.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2022 06:11 PM (nMx88)
>I've never seen the underbelly of Carrot Top's scrotum, but I imagine it would be like Kathy looking in a mirror.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (BP3/z)
There will always be a way to enhance your fighting ability, unless you're the Black Knight. Enacting arbitrary controls on one type of weapon will not stop lethal violence, if history is a judge.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 07, 2022 06:12 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Romeo13
Ha! No. Today's standard MILITARY weapon of the day is the phone number to the division JAG office.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 06:13 PM (KAi1n)
Gas sales in the east side of my county, abutting Philly: $5.04 plus to almost $5.19, depending how far west from the airport. (West, like Philly, is less expensive.)
Gas in Delaware is roughly 20 cents or more less expensive than the best prices in eastern PA. And the roads & highways are clean...amazingly clean....and the State Police are everywhere.
Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (NIYa7)
Red flag laws would be used as an adjunct of the divorce rape process: a legally acceptable way to send the brutality of law enforcement to attack men when women have beef with them. That's before they before they become politicized, like the distinction between parading rioters and bomb-throwing protestors has been.
The age increase for semi-auto rifles might be reasonable in the America long past, but the question now is: for who? For what? Does anyone think this will stop the next mass shooting? Does anyone think that MSNBCNN will moderate their calls for more gun bans after the next mass shooting? Did Trump's cvcking on bump stocks cool their demands this time? If not, why give them anything?
Posted by: Haruspex at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM (SxNSj)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
She looks well equipped."
********
She'll need someone to check her for ticks later.
Posted by: Cosda at June 07, 2022 06:15 PM (Rs7Wp)
8 of the last ten were over 21.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (VUZTq)
https://tinyurl.com/3f3x6jpj
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2022 05:36 PM (fmt/2)
She looks well equipped."
********
IT'S A TRAP!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 06:16 PM (Wg1SU)
Gas sales in the east side of my county, abutting Philly: $5.04 plus to almost $5.19, depending how far west from the airport. (West, like Philly, is less expensive.)
Gas in Delaware is roughly 20 cents or more less expensive than the best prices in eastern PA. And the roads & highways are clean...amazingly clean....and the State Police are everywhere.
Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 06:14 PM"
******
Gas in Wilkes-Barre was $4.89 this afternoon.
Posted by: Cosda at June 07, 2022 06:17 PM (Rs7Wp)
https://t.co/ul7Jv6kvZl
Sen. John Cornyn of Texas, the lead GOP negotiator, has been pitching his colleagues and the public on a proposal that would place certain juvenile records - for individuals between the ages of 18 to 21 - in the FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Checks System, or NICS.
A Cornyn spokesman clarified in a statement: "A mandatory, across-the-board waiting period for 18-21 year olds is not being considered by Senator Cornyn."
Tillis said he is on board with the Cornyn plan, noting that juveniles are arrested for roughly 45,000 violent crimes each year, crimes that usually do not appear in the federal background checks system.
"It's reasonable to be able to look at those records and determine whether or not if they had been committed as an adult, they would have been a disqualifying event," Tillis said.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 07, 2022 06:19 PM (MFZ8i)
This is what the cucks never understand. You can never satiate them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (+8Smx)
And the other 2 would have acquired a rifle easily, or just used a pistol.
At least now they present themselves for a background check to a law enforcement regime that has their background but isn't paying attention anyway.
Posted by: Haruspex at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (SxNSj)
He's also for a pause, a waiting period. "We're not going to fix people (for now.)..." "What's reasonable, non-emotional (again, for now)?
He's still on & explaining.
Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 06:24 PM (NIYa7)
with Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce and Neal McDonough. Might be the greatest movie ever made about Muslim terrorism. Don Cheadle should have won an Oscar for his performance. Highly recommended.Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2022 06:25 PM (Rtfo4)
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Ever since he did those car commercials, I only see serial killer when I see Mcconnaughey. Those were creepy.
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (OX9vb)
Matthew McCaunghey is perfectly within his free speech rights to allow himself to be propped up and paraded at a phony president's podium and pontificate all he wants.
But as long as the junta keeps on with its march to tyranny, all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 07, 2022 06:26 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 06:27 PM (NIYa7)
He chose, instead, to stand in THIS administration's White House, which makes him a useful idiot and flack for using the deaths of innocents to politicize a tragedy. Any sympathy he may have otherwise had, he forfeited when he raised the Biden flag.
Posted by: red speck at June 07, 2022 06:29 PM (gS3OW)
This is what the cucks never understand. You can never satiate them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 07, 2022 06:21 PM (+8Smx)
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Exactly. NO number of laws will ever be enough for the irrational utopians.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (Ca1yH)
Paul Newman was so handsome he was other-worldly.
There is no 'new' Paul Newman. Ever.
Posted by: DaisyB at June 07, 2022 06:30 PM (Hswbs)
This presser just knocked him back into ignoramus territory.
Posted by: red speck at June 07, 2022 06:32 PM (gS3OW)
No?
Well, once you people start enforcing the laws you say you believe in, get back to me.
Otherwise, no, wait, don't ever get back to me, because, no, we don't need more gun laws.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 07, 2022 06:37 PM (5pTK/)
I wonder what McConaughey's values say about killing children in other settings -- say, in a Planned Parenthood clinic?
Posted by: Half Dozen at June 07, 2022 06:38 PM (dJs6r)
You thought you were getting a bj from Eiza González Reyna.
You'd settle for Amber Heard.
You got Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 07, 2022 06:47 PM (mrjgR)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 07, 2022 07:13 PM (khYUy)
Posted by: Pj at June 07, 2022 07:14 PM (Q4MRP)
Seriously, wait for the black market to start for whatever the government bans. THAT'S LITERALLY HOW THEY MAKE THEIR MONEY, RETARDO!
Posted by: Mean Tweets at June 07, 2022 07:21 PM (BOJAx)
Red Flag laws in theory are a very good law, the problem is it will be Democrat judges and prosecutors in charge, so they'll start flagging everyone, the won't be any due process or uniformity. The other problem is how most criminals don't but their guns, so thre laws addres bullcrap.
Again, the Republicans need to put forth a gun control bill, and continually point out how that bill will target 99.99% of gun crime. Their bill should be that if you're committing a crime with a gun, especially an illegal gun, you get 30 years in prison, non negotiable (this is one reason all that libertarians screaming about "non-violent drug offensives" or higher sentences for crack are full of it, because they know most of those people plead out the gun charges also coming to them) Put all actual gun criminals in prison and the murder rate will plummet, but Democrats don't want that because those are Democrat foot soldiers and voters.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 07, 2022 07:29 PM (Ivcjw)
Kathy Griffin was never cute.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2022 09:06 PM (roH4R)
trulｙ a good pіece of writing, kеep it up.
Posted by: surrounds at June 07, 2022 09:26 PM (UDgTd)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 07, 2022 10:14 PM (gbnDX)
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