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Ornery Dog Cafe

canyonfalls.jfif
Palouse Falls, Washington

Guy saves life of abandoned baby crow, and it becomes his lifelong friend and morning coffee partner.

You get that fish, kitty. You show that fish who's boss.

Worth the flashback: Scaring mom.

I want to be on you.

Quokka and joey.

Panda will gladly pay you Tuesday for some eucalyptus today.

Tiger sneaks up on duck, but duck activates cloaking mode.

I can hear Link Wray's "Rumble" playing.


Bulldog makes gardening a trial, because he's determined to plant himself in every hole or ditch that's dug.

Have you ever felt like you were being followed? By a bird who is obviously following you?


They're all howling, "The Poooooost is coooollegial and coooooollaborative and fuuuuuuun..."

I don't think these dogs really want to fight:


Posted by: Ace at 07:24 PM




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1 Fordt

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:24 PM (9qSw/)

2 Or first. Being centered threw me off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (9qSw/)

3 First?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (anj39)

4 Not first but centered.
This is the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:25 PM (anj39)

5 Norway is pretty.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (PiwSw)

6 Hello, darlins.

Posted by: Zombie Conway Twitty at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (3Or4S)

7 Puck drop in 30 minutes...


#gorags

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (BgMrQ)

8 BI-Polar Wolves. AMIRITE?!

Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (6TxNR)

9

Pic?

Posted by: Shady Deuce at June 07, 2022 07:30 PM (qrAYn)

10 >>>How beautiful are polar wolves.

Until they are eating your face off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:31 PM (nByzo)

11 Where is that waterfall?

Posted by: Holik Peluso McKay at June 07, 2022 07:31 PM (b+v9B)

12 >>Guy saves life of abandoned baby crow, and it becomes his lifelong friend and morning coffee partner.

If the guys not careful, that Crow will pluck his eye out and take him away to the underworld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 07:32 PM (fPQZI)

13 Dogs at the gate.
Reminds me of my dog.
For years his food and water are set out, food on the left, water on the right. For fun this morning I switched them.
He was not happy.
Stood there and looked at it and the hackles came up. He would not touch it until I switched them.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

14 That picture up top is exactly what happens if you leave your sink running. Let that be a lesson to you.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:33 PM (0fVbu)

15 Willowed, re: the discussion of Jack Black's acting career: It's funny, but there is a certain *human* quality in his performances. Yes, he's a comic actor (with the exception of his role in the latest King Kong). But his characters are recognizably real in a theatrical way. His musician/teacher in School of Rock worked. I don't know how, but it did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 07:33 PM (c6xtn)

16 Centered? Foolishness. That's just the blog pining for the fjords, which they found in the last segment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

17 All wolves are gorgeous creatures. Unless they are eating your face off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:33 PM (3aLWR)

18 That dog walking on 2 legs is impressive.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 07, 2022 07:34 PM (6jpby)

19 It's not New York or Connecticut, maybe New Hampshire.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 07, 2022 07:34 PM (b+v9B)

20 Norway is all kinds of beautiful.
Bring your woolens.
And lots of money.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

21 Nacho Libre is just Dollar Store Here Comes the Boom.

Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (6TxNR)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)

23 Quokka and joey.



Open your mind to me, Quade!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (+3jTj)

24 The little silver-white kitten attacking the Flippety Fish looks like a Doll-faced Persian -- the variant with faces that don't look as though they ran into a door. For some reason the cat fancy people don't admit that they are real Persians and continue to breed their flat-faced mutants. I don't get it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (c6xtn)

25 Ok survival of the fittest, quokkas vs. pandas vs. capybaras, who would win out?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:36 PM (0fVbu)

26 Norway reminds me it's time to re-read Kristen Lavransdatter.

Posted by: sal at June 07, 2022 07:36 PM (bJKUl)

27 Top photo...Palouse Falls in WA state.
Beautiful country.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

28 Tigers rarely miss their prey.

That duck was lucky.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2022 07:37 PM (R/m4+)

29 willowed.
I'm afraid he'll be one of those banshee cats who never shuts up!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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my Buggy (modern triangle headed siamese) was ine if those. couldn't shut the eff up if he had to. my older siamese (Tokyo) would trot across the house muttering and growling and body slam his noisy ass for disturbing the peace. Smash pit it to close captions.
Tokyo: *snorts, yawns* what the ever loving fook is he bitching about now?
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: welp, best go relieve some stress on the way to the litter box
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: shut up, shut up shut the eff up
Buggy: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Tokyo: *body slams Buggy, stands in his abdomen, bites his neck growling* shut the eff up you damned inbred pinched face dumbass.
Buggy: mmmmrrmph

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:38 PM (UgAdJ)

30

Norway is extremely beautiful. If you ever get a chance to take the rail line from Bergen down to Oslo across the center spine do so it's amazing.

The people are very very nice as well. I loved training their troops.

The Norwegian people are surprisingly naive.

If they ever run out of North Sea oil money, they're fucked.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 07, 2022 07:39 PM (qrAYn)

31 being 1st is a collaborative effort
synergistic

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:39 PM (geLO8)

32 We don't have wolves, but we do have coyotes that do a sing along out back. Pretty cool.

Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (Vr12I)

33 Magpie are asshoe. All corvids are, but magpies raise it to an art.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (qpX6U)

34 I made out with a Norwegian nurse once
redhead
this was in Greece, seems like a thousand centuries ago

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (geLO8)

35 being collaboratively synergistic is TIGHT!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has definitely watched too many Pitch Meetings today at June 07, 2022 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

36 That Crow video is cute, wish I had a wild animal pet since can't have a dog

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 07:41 PM (2JoB8)

37 "I made out with a Norwegian nurse once"

Did you set her on fire?

Posted by: John Lennon at June 07, 2022 07:41 PM (qpX6U)

38 Magpie are asshoe. All corvids are, but magpies raise it to an art.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (qpX6U)

You must have had a bad experience watching Heckle and Jeckle when you were a kid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:42 PM (HNXgi)

39 Did not know until recently that BlueJays are in the corvid family. They're not good bird neighbors. Smart as hell though.

Posted by: kraken at June 07, 2022 07:42 PM (Vr12I)

40 So the place I hang out I call the TMI cafe. Everybody tells me shit I do not need to know!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:42 PM (yrol0)

41 I traveled the entirety of coastal Norway by cruise ship.
That was a long time ago, I was an employee of the cruise line.
You go up to Nordkapp and the sun never sets.
Until it sets for months.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 07:43 PM (jTmQV)

42 That Crow video is cute, wish I had a wild animal pet since can't have a dog
Posted by: Skip

for the record, Ewoks are feral...

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:43 PM (UgAdJ)

43 I just got an email from JetBlue (airline) about a proposal to acquire Spirit air...

ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FRICKEN MINDS? If Hell had an official airline it would be like Spirit.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:43 PM (Wg1SU)

44 That Crow video is cute, wish I had a wild animal pet since can't have a dog
Posted by: Skip

Why can't ya have a dog ?
This is America !

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (arJlL)

45
You must have had a bad experience watching Heckle and Jeckle when you were a kid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

anyone have a link to the music they used when the crows were walking? some kind of syncopated (sp?) classical refrain.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (UgAdJ)

46 Yeah, howling wolves are beautiful until you're by your self in the woods then the howling freezes your blood. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (NQrvS)

47 Norway had the largest seed vault in the world. We have a few in the United States but I don't think as large.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (HNXgi)

48 over my head

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:45 PM (geLO8)

49 The Sword - Winter's Wolves

https://youtu.be/NYCreOzCxP8

May the rivers rush to drown you
May the earth swallow your hosts
May the winter's wolves surround you
And rip the life from your throats

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 07:45 PM (0fVbu)

50 photo up top is awesome
can anyone ID

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:45 PM (geLO8)

51 President Biden
@POTUS

United States government official
The fact is America is in a stronger economic position today than just about any other country in the world.

Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.

That hasn't happened since 1976.

-
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:45 PM (FVME7)

52 "You must have had a bad experience watching Heckle and Jeckle when you were a kid."

Actually, most of the trauma is due to a childhood deficiency of TerryToons.

Posted by: John Lennon at June 07, 2022 07:46 PM (qpX6U)

53 I just got an email from JetBlue (airline) about a proposal to acquire Spirit air...

ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FRICKEN MINDS? If Hell had an official airline it would be like Spirit.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Here, no! We kicked them out. Hope you're enjoying them up there.

Posted by: Stan at June 07, 2022 07:46 PM (P1f+c)

54 21 Nacho Libre is just Dollar Store Here Comes the Boom.
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (6TxNR)

Every GD J Lopez is a mexican remake of Julia Roberts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:46 PM (yrol0)

55 Off Beatle sock.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at June 07, 2022 07:47 PM (qpX6U)

56 Ok survival of the fittest, quokkas vs. pandas vs. capybaras, who would win out?
Posted by: banana Dream

Capybaras. Conservation status: of least concern.

Reportedly, they taste like pork.

Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 07:47 PM (NIYa7)

57 The Norwegian people are surprisingly naive.

If they ever run out of North Sea oil money, they're fucked.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 07, 2022 07:39 PM (qrAYn)

Now do USA and Frack money!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:47 PM (yrol0)

58 Yeah, Quokkas are all fun and games until they strip your gum tree bare.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

59 50 photo up top is awesome
can anyone ID
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:45 PM (geLO


Palouse Falls in WA State.
Near Washtucna.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 07:48 PM (anj39)

60 I just got an email from JetBlue (airline) about a proposal to acquire Spirit air...

ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FRICKEN MINDS? If Hell had an official airline it would be like Spirit.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:43 PM (Wg1SU)
........

They might want to go for something a little better, like Garuda.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2022 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

61 President Biden
@POTUS

United States government official
The fact is America is in a stronger economic position today than just about any other country in the world.

Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.

That hasn't happened since 1976.


Uh, I think you got your fucking propeller beanie on too tight dipshit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:49 PM (VwHCD)

62 If Hell had an official airline it would be like Spirit.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:43 PM (Wg1SU)

SIr let me sire your ticket is it Roasting or Burning

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:49 PM (yrol0)

63 If they ever run out of North Sea oil money, they're fucked.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 07, 2022 07:39 PM (qrAYn)

Now do USA and Frack money!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:47 PM (yrol0)



USA and borrowed money

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (cknjq)

64 "...America is in a stronger economic position today than just about any other country in the world."

We're the healthiest horse in the glue factory!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

65 34 I made out with a Norwegian nurse once
redhead
this was in Greece, seems like a thousand centuries ago
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (geLO

bases please

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (yrol0)

66 >Palouse Falls in WA State.
Near Washtucna.

Posted by: Diogenes

thanks- spectacular landscape

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (geLO8)

67 The family has all seen "School of Rock" before, but we recently picked it out again to see because it is fun.

The other night we all watched "Murder by Death" which was very fun. Son said he was a little put off with Peter Sellers as a Chinese detective, but he didn't grow up with Peter Sellers Pretending to. a Frenchman. That movie could probably not be made today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (l7p9i)

68 Watched a magpie tease our dog in the backyard years ago. He'd fly from the shed roof to the kids swingset. jump down the ladder then back up as the dog went back and forth. Funny as hell to watch.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2022 07:51 PM (x6uUk)

69 aaaand there's the caption on the photo
derrr

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:51 PM (geLO8)

70 I don't think bragging about a repeat of 76 and what followed is as impressive as these dipshits think.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 07, 2022 07:51 PM (cknjq)

71 I even like the smell of gold.

Posted by: William Devane at June 07, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

72 61 President Biden
@POTUS

United States government official
The fact is America is in a stronger economic position today than just about any other country in the world.

Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.

That hasn't happened since 1976.
Uh, I think you got your fucking propeller beanie on too tight dipshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:49 PM (VwHCD)
You just gave China a 25% discount on solar panels!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:52 PM (yrol0)

73 46 Yeah, howling wolves are beautiful until you're by your self in the woods then the howling freezes your blood. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (NQrvS)

Now do slothbears!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:52 PM (yrol0)

74 Yeah, Quokkas are all fun and games until they strip your gum tree bare.
Posted by: wth

I'll be..... in my bunk. Hroom.

Posted by: Treebeard at June 07, 2022 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

75 Does anyone really believe Joetato is the person posting tweets to @POTUS?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:53 PM (Wg1SU)

76 Biden isn't even good at gaslighting.

We state at five dollar gas and ten dollar chicken breast and this pants shitter is telling us how well off we are.

It's psychotic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (3aLWR)

77 President Biden
@POTUS
Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.

If that comes to pass, it will be in spite of everything you've done, not because of it, you useless nitwit.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)

78 73 46 Yeah, howling wolves are beautiful until you're by your self in the woods then the howling freezes your blood. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:44 PM (NQrvS)

Now do slothbears!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:52 PM (yr

Ever been snipe hunting?

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (cknjq)

79 Sundowner makes up shit in his head, don't believe a word he says

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

80 66 >Palouse Falls in WA State.
Near Washtucna.

Posted by: Diogenes

thanks- spectacular landscape
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (geLO

Complements of glacial lake Missoula floods.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (NQrvS)

81 Yeah, Quokkas are all fun and games until they strip your gum tree bare.
Posted by: wth
----
Is this a euphemism??? Because it sure sounds like a euphemism...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (UUBmN)

82 Yay, critters!

Posted by: Emmie at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (6RgRK)

83 Fences break up the natural process of pack association. Because a dog can't really socialize with another dog on the other side, they tend to act as adversaries.

In my last house, my neighbor's dog (Ace) loved to get my oldest dog going. He'd walk up to the fence and give a string of good strong woofs, and my dog couldn't resist and they'd start snarling and barking at each other.

My younger dog had no problem until the older dog convinced him that Ace was the enemy. It's funny because the older dog would socialize with Ace when the fence wasn't blocking them. But the little one was having none of fraternizing with the enemy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (krQz2)

84 That movie could probably not be made today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (l7p9i)

They made it with Steve Martin

How many Xs in SUXXXX

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:55 PM (yrol0)

85 20 Norway is all kinds of beautiful.
Bring your woolens.
And lots of money.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

Never made it to Norway. Boss kept that area for his self.

Posted by: Javems at June 07, 2022 07:55 PM (AmoqO)

86 Satanic Temple promotes "family-friendly" Pride event in Idaho, complete with "unbaptisms"

-
Well, as long as they're family friendly . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:55 PM (FVME7)

87 Even birds play RedLight,Green Light

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

88
If they ever run out of North Sea oil money, they're fucked.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer

Aren't they going to go GREEN?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2022 07:56 PM (hSqJL)

89 Well, as long as they're family friendly . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:55 PM (FVME7)

Bring your hellions.

Posted by: Stan at June 07, 2022 07:56 PM (nByzo)

90 Norway is cold.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:56 PM (Wg1SU)

91 >>Does anyone really believe Joetato is the person posting tweets to @POTUS?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO


of course not

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:57 PM (geLO8)

92 86 Satanic Temple promotes "family-friendly" Pride event in Idaho, complete with "unbaptisms"

-
Well, as long as they're family friendly . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 07:55 PM (FVME7)

a dusting

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 07:57 PM (yrol0)

93 90 Norway is cold.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 07:56 PM (Wg1SU


The shit you learn here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 07:57 PM (3aLWR)

94 Satanic Temple promotes "family-friendly" Pride event in Idaho, complete with "unbaptisms"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's one of the seven deadly sins. Seems right on point.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2022 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

95 President Biden
@POTUS

China who? I meant to say a capybaras for every pot!

Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (NIYa7)

96 Crow!

Saw a lecture from a lady who rescued an albino raven. Bird obviously loved her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (mrjgR)

97 I always wanted to see Norway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (VwHCD)

98 I always wanted to see Norway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (VwHCD)

Go. While supplies last.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 07:59 PM (nByzo)

99 Those wolves are a bunch of whiners.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 07:59 PM (krQz2)

100 Independent Experts = DNC talking points

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:59 PM (NQrvS)

101 We state at five dollar gas and ten dollar chicken breast and this pants shitter is telling us how well off we are. It's psychotic.

Hey, it's what commies do best.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

102 The whole Baltic region is really nice. If I was to go back to Europe that's where I'd head to.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

103 >>>That dog walking on 2 legs is impressive.

>Huckleberry Hound got into the cooking sherry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (BP3/z)

104 I always wanted to see Norway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Scandinavia's full of metalheads. There must be someone you could go visit.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (P1f+c)

105 Magpies are jerks. This is known.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (wZUnB)

106 Satanic Temple promotes "family-friendly" Pride event

Emergency, crisis averting, family friendly, common sense, universal, mandatory sodomy for the kids,

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (mrjgR)

107 Norway's too damn cold for me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Xrfse)

108 I always wanted to see Norway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (VwHCD)
---
Try to see it, Norway
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (krQz2)

109 102 The whole Baltic region is really nice. If I was to go back to Europe that's where I'd head to.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Game time Jack.

It's imperative that the Rangers win here.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (BgMrQ)

110 The little silver-white kitten attacking the Flippety Fish looks like a Doll-faced Persian -- the variant with faces that don't look as though they ran into a door. For some reason the cat fancy people don't admit that they are real Persians and continue to breed their flat-faced mutants. I don't get it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2022 07:35 PM (c6xtn)

If you want one, look up Minuet breed. They are doll faced Persians some with the short legs. Half don't have short legs, and thus are cheaper and more healthy since the mixing in of the "normal" genes to introduce the short leg gene expands the gene pool of basic Persians.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY)

111 That's odd. All the independent experts I see are saying we are headed for a nasty recession.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

112 The other night we all watched "Murder by Death" which was very fun. Son said he was a little put off with Peter Sellers as a Chinese detective, but he didn't grow up with Peter Sellers Pretending to. a Frenchman. That movie could probably not be made today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (l7p9i)

Well Sellers being dead would not help the project.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

113 I think China is going hammer and tongs (haha tongs!) on their people now trying to stifle growth and anti-maoist activity. Comparing growth now with China is the exact level of stupidity I expect from our oligarch master's f'witted political puppets.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:03 PM (0fVbu)

114 Bed time
Everyone have a pleasant evening

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)

115 34 I made out with a Norwegian nurse once
redhead
this was in Greece, seems like a thousand centuries ago
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 07:40 PM (geLO


Norwegian wood ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2022 08:03 PM (WF/xn)

116 Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

Well, yes, he's been dead for some time, but the idea of anyone who wasn't Chinese playing a Chinese man would be considered horribly politically incorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 08:04 PM (l7p9i)

117 Palouse Falls in WA State.
Near Washtucna.

Posted by: Diogenes

WSU territory. It never looked that nice when I was there. Not even close.

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 07, 2022 08:04 PM (5y7pR)

118 I think China is going hammer and tongs (haha tongs!) on their people now trying to stifle growth and anti-maoist activity. Comparing growth now with China is the exact level of stupidity I expect from our oligarch master's f'witted political puppets.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:03 PM (0fVbu)

I'm not wearing my glasses and I thought that said anti-moist at first.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:05 PM (wZUnB)

119 Norway's too damn cold for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Xrfse)


Go in the "summer".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 08:05 PM (+3jTj)

120 I always wanted to see Norway.

Posted by: Berserker
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Did you ever read about the Nordic biker wars? I encountered some one-percenters in Denmark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 08:06 PM (eeF+6)

121 119 Norway's too damn cold for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 08:01 PM (Xrfse)


Go in the "summer".
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 07, 2022 08:05 PM (+3jTj)

Make it a full summer, two week vacation.

Posted by: Roy at June 07, 2022 08:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

122 77 President Biden
@POTUS
Independent experts have even projected that the U.S. economy could grow faster than China's economy this year.

If that comes to pass, it will be in spite of everything you've done, not because of it, you useless nitwit.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)

Understand that if China's economy drops 10%, and we only drop 9%, the statement is still true.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:06 PM (r46W7)

123 That's odd. All the independent experts I see are saying we are headed for a nasty recession.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

You need to own the independent experts to get them to say stupid stuff.

But like a broken watch, they might be right here. China's economy depends on exports and with the west going into inflation racked decline ppl may not buy as much stuff. Add that to China locking down and starving its largest cities at random and they might be screwing up their economy better than Biden screws up ours.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

124 >>Game time Jack.

>>It's imperative that the Rangers win here.

You trying to make a maniac outa me? Where have you been?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

125 I always wanted to see Norway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (VwHCD)
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I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Posted by: CDR Vasily Borodin at June 07, 2022 08:08 PM (aaGzp)

126 That's odd. All the independent experts I see are saying we are headed for a nasty recession.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Well, if we contract 3% and China contracts 5%, we outgrew them, right, you dog-face pony soldier?

C'mon, fifty push-ups. Right now.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at June 07, 2022 08:08 PM (P1f+c)

127 75 Does anyone really believe Joetato is the person posting tweets to @POTUS?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


Yep. He's 'John Gill-Pattern of Force' from ST-TOS. A drugged up old man controlled by Collective.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2022 08:08 PM (sAmhv)

128 That's odd. All the independent experts I see are saying we are headed for a nasty recession.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Look, don't worry about it.

Posted by: Janet Yellen at June 07, 2022 08:08 PM (nDCOZ)

129 I always wanted to see Norway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Scandinavia's full of metalheads. There must be someone you could go visit.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2022 08:00 PM (P1f+c)

Well yeah there is. I actually turned down a few offers because I would have been gone for a few months. Sometimes I feel like kicking myself in the ass for that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:09 PM (VwHCD)

130 Well we all know how reliable the experts are.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

131 Shocker: UN Report Blames Israel For Conflict With Palestinians

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Yeah, all those Jews provocatively wanting to live in peace in shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 08:09 PM (FVME7)

132 China who? I meant to say a capybaras for every pot!
Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 07:58 PM (NIYa7)

Judges would have accepted nutrea!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2022 08:10 PM (yrol0)

133 Well, yes, he's been dead for some time, but the idea of anyone who wasn't Chinese playing a Chinese man would be considered horribly politically incorrect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 08:04 PM (l7p9i)

Peter Sellers always did hilarious imitations, and the entire character of Charlie Chan was a ridiculous imitation of a Chinese man back from the very beginning. So I find it perfect. Now Mickey Rooney playing a bucktooth Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's, that was an abomination.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:10 PM (r46W7)

134 130 Well we all know how reliable the experts are.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I

Unexpectedly

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 07, 2022 08:10 PM (/6GbT)

135 Experts will be surprised when a gallon of gas and a loaf of bread reach parity at $25.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (vrz2I)

136 Did you ever read about the Nordic biker wars? I encountered some one-percenters in Denmark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2022 08:06 PM (eeF+6)

yeah they were epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (VwHCD)

137 Fen,

Did you see the link I posted for you earlier? It's a story by Sean Dietrich. I think you'll like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yckk7bmw

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (5HBd1)

138 An exchange student who spent a year with us is now living in Norway. I'd love to visit her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (eGTCV)

139 Palouse Falls in WA State.
Near Washtucna.


Complements of glacial lake Missoula floods.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (NQrvS)


Yes, it might not have been as fun when ice water strips the land down to bedrock and deposits it on the bottom of the ocean.

Of course, another regional variant is to have lava break through the crust there and drop a half mile or so of basalt lava far and wide.

Did I mention the tsunamis?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

140 Saw first baby fawn of the season, no more than a few hours old. Not completely wobbly, but clearly hasn't been walking very long.

Wild turkeys are also out and about. The hens do not appear to be down with the song "Sharp-dressed Tom".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

141 I'm not wearing my glasses and I thought that said anti-moist at first.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:05 PM (wZUnB)
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Do you know how humid it is during the summer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2022 08:12 PM (aaGzp)

142 Peter Sellers always did hilarious imitations, and the entire character of Charlie Chan was a ridiculous imitation of a Chinese man back from the very beginning. So I find it perfect. Now Mickey Rooney playing a bucktooth Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's, that was an abomination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:10 PM (r46W7)

John Wayne as Attlia the Hun? With his red haired Irish wife?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

143 I just saw this on a Daily Mail story about the teacher that survived in TX.

"It comes amid a spate of mass shootings across the US in recent weeks, with the nation reeling from horrific killings in Buffalo, Tulsa, Philadelphia and California."

Is California a city now?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (5HBd1)

144 My inlays are taking a cruise at the end of the month. It's out of Amsterdam and visiting Norway and Iceland. So it's summer there.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (UUBmN)

145 Correction - Wayne was Ghengis Kahn in a move, not Attlia

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

146 Quokka and Joey sounds like a sitcom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)

147 Damn. Strome is a scratch.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

148 inlaws not inlays

Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (UUBmN)

149 The specific comparison to China is the red flag that shows that even they know it's a bullshit metric. It's like saying "Look, I can run faster than that big football star!!!" "Well yeah, he broke his leg in three places last week, you idiot." 'But I'm still faster than he is now!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (r46W7)

150 by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:10 PM (r46W7

I didn't have a problem with it. I think Sellers was a very fine actor and comic, but my son didn't grow up with Sellers except seeing one or two Pink Panther movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (l7p9i)

151 You trying to make a maniac outa me? Where have you been?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

I called puck drop in 30 minutes, earlier...

And I was in the thread before.

I wasn''t gonna let you down like that

You musta been cleaning some weed and missed my posts...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

152 145 Correction - Wayne was Ghengis Kahn in a move, not Attlia
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

Xanadu. Swarthy version.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (08ncd)

153 inlaws not inlays
Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (UUBmN)

Feed them through a roller and you might be able to make inlays out of em

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (eoQWY)

154 "It comes amid a spate of mass shootings across the US in recent weeks, with the nation reeling from horrific killings in Buffalo, Tulsa, Philadelphia and California."

Is California a city now?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (5HBd1)
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They're British. They're a little shaky on NA placenames.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2022 08:15 PM (aaGzp)

155 inlaws not inlays
Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (UUBmN)

Inlaws, inlays. Crawfish, crayfish.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:15 PM (nByzo)

156 "Is California a city now?"

The Daily Mail usually does a good job of getting the story but the other day they had a picture of a Dodge Mustang.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:15 PM (vrz2I)

157 I just smoked bacon with pepper flakes and honey crystals. Not bad at all.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (eGTCV)

158 Scandinavia's full of metalheads. There must be someone you could go visit.

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Case in point, Sabaton.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZz-PnKBwt4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (FVME7)

159 I just smoked bacon with pepper flakes and honey crystals. Not bad at all.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (eGTCV)

Sounds like you been hanging with Jackstraw too much.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

160 147 Damn. Strome is a scratch.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm not sure that's a loss tbh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)

161 Was there a word for finely fitted mother of pearl inlay... dammit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (08ncd)

162 I just smoked bacon with pepper flakes and honey crystals. Not bad at all.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM

Was it hard to light? How was the draw?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

163 >>I'm not sure that's a loss tbh...

You might be right with the way he's played lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

164 Complements of glacial lake Missoula floods.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2022 07:54 PM (NQrvS)


Yes, it might not have been as fun when ice water strips the land down to bedrock and deposits it on the bottom of the ocean.

Of course, another regional variant is to have lava break through the crust there and drop a half mile or so of basalt lava far and wide.

Did I mention the tsunamis?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:11 PM (eoQWY)
***
On the upside over several million years, the wind blows in a layer of some of the richest soil on earth. One of the richest wheat areas in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 08:18 PM (anj39)

165 152:

Rush - Xanadu

https://youtu.be/2byjJkN_nVY

Greatest. Rush Song. Evah!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2022 08:18 PM (sAmhv)

166 112 The other night we all watched "Murder by Death" which was very fun. Son said he was a little put off with Peter Sellers as a Chinese detective, but he didn't grow up with Peter Sellers Pretending to. a Frenchman. That movie could probably not be made today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (l7p9i)

Well Sellers being dead would not help the project.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

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We got ya, bro!

Posted by: Deepfake Technology at June 07, 2022 08:18 PM (CAJOC)

167 Was it hard to light? How was the draw?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 08:

Okay if you don't mind a mouthful of bacon grease.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (eGTCV)

168 The teacher had an interesting take on it. There was a door that would not lock. He'd told the principal about it, as he didn't want to get in trouble for not locking it. And their idea of dealing with an active shooter was to tell the kids to get under their desks. No attempt to get them out. Yet all the teacher can do is say we need more gun control. If he hadn't been able to get into the school, he couldn't have killed all those kids.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

169 Oh no!

Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Faces Attacks From Islamists For Celebrating "Pride Month"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

170 Remember the ex cop that showed up at the Capitol with a BB pistol and a bunch of loaded mags? He sure disappeared quick.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

171 You know, a bacon infused cigarette might not be bad. Probably harsh as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

172 You know, a bacon infused cigarette might not be bad. Probably harsh as hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

I have seen someone make bacon infused bourbon

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

173 I get the feeling someone is laying it on a bit thick with all the shootings happening lately. It goes without saying that this sh1t happens a lot more often when a dem is in the white house.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2022 08:21 PM (Wg1SU)

174 With Jack Black there's no sense that there's anything real beneath the character playing the character playing the character...

I'm comparing him with John Candy for no other reason than he's also a bit portly, Black is way below Candy's league, but with Candy you found a relatable human soul somewhere. Even Farley you got to some real humanity in his portrayal. But with Black its an unrelatable empty shell we're supposed to laugh at. He's like a Seth MacFarlane character come to life.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:22 PM (0fVbu)

175 That was weak.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

176 Maybe a cigar. Just the wrapper has bacon infusion. So you taste it, but the smoke is normalish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:22 PM (08ncd)

177 I'm comparing him with John Candy for no other reason than he's also a bit portly, Black is way below Candy's league, but with Candy you found a relatable human soul somewhere. Even Farley you got to some real humanity in his portrayal. But with Black its an unrelatable empty shell we're supposed to laugh at. He's like a Seth MacFarlane character come to life.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:22 PM (0fVbu)

This is a good analysis.

Although when he got his arm blown off by Bruce Willis in the Jackal, the screams were believable enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (08ncd)

178 4th line blues...

damn

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (BgMrQ)

179 >>> I have seen someone make bacon infused bourbon
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:21 PM (eGTCV)


I had a maple bacon bourbon that went down real nice.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (0fVbu)

180 Good evening, horde.

Bulldogs are the best. That is all.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

181 Shooting AOC in the ass with a pellet gun would be fun. Mind you she would claim I had murdered her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

182 Make the cigar wrapper out of bacon so you can eat it first.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (vrz2I)

183 169 Oh no!

Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Faces Attacks From Islamists For Celebrating "Pride Month"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Oh no indeed! I sure hope those Islamists don't find out about Ilhan Omar and the Squad's weekly lesbo orgies. That would be terrible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2022 08:24 PM (sAmhv)

184 'Night Skip

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 08:25 PM (arJlL)

185 Remember the ex cop that showed up at the Capitol with a BB pistol and a bunch of loaded mags? He sure disappeared quick.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

FBI asset in training.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:26 PM (nByzo)

186 Tampa is getting the better of the line match ups.

That changes back in NYC

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)

187 174 With Jack Black there's no sense that there's anything real beneath the character playing the character playing the character...

I'm comparing him with John Candy for no other reason than he's also a bit portly, Black is way below Candy's league, but with Candy you found a relatable human soul somewhere. Even Farley you got to some real humanity in his portrayal. But with Black its an unrelatable empty shell we're supposed to laugh at. He's like a Seth MacFarlane character come to life.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:22 PM (0fVbu)

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Gotta disagree here. I've seen Jack Black in a number of movies that I like. Probably my favorite, though, is The Big Year, which is more of a light comedy, so he doesn't go over-the-top. He's also acting alongside Steve Martin, who also dials it back.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 07, 2022 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

188 Hmmm. I might have the opportunity to participate in a stand-up comedy boot camp. Should I or shouldn't I?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:27 PM (eGTCV)

189 Dem Rep. Ilhan Omar Faces Attacks From Islamists For Celebrating "Pride Month"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)


But fucking her brother is tots OK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (Irn0L)

190 I have mentioned that my driveway is a teardrop shape and it's roughly 100 steps around the perimeter. Today I did a 30 minute walk in the morning. Total of 25 laps. I tried to do another 30 this pm and had to tap out at 15 minutes. My hip tightened up during the day and was hurting. So 45 minutes total for the day.
And Hubbymayhem went for 20 minutes and although his heart rate was up quite a bit at the end his blood pressure was only up a few points.

And we got word that the financing for the new manufactured home we were looking at getting may be back on. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (Wy1BU)

191 Ok, I'm wrong I looked up the bourbon I got, Knob Creek, Smoked Maple, so no bacon. But the smoked part definitely makes me think bacon. Its like pancakes and bacon in a glass.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (0fVbu)

192 I didn't have a problem with it. I think Sellers was a very fine actor and comic, but my son didn't grow up with Sellers except seeing one or two Pink Panther movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 08:14 PM (l7p9i)

The 1960's version of "Casino Royale" directed in part by Woody Allen is a huge mess of a movie, it just kind of hurts your head to watch it, although there are some funny bits. Peter Sellers was in it, and you get the impression through the first 2/3 of the film that his character is going to be the focus of the movie. Suddenly, his character gets killed in a nonsensical way and that plotline comes to a screeching halt.

What happened - most of the film was already shot, and suddenly Sellers had a huge screaming fight with the directors about what they were doing. (He may have been right) He walked off the set, said he was never coming back, and so they had no choice but to kill his character and rewrite the ending.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (r46W7)

193 The other night we all watched "Murder by Death" which was very fun. Son said he was a little put off with Peter Sellers as a Chinese detective, but he didn't grow up with Peter Sellers Pretending to. a Frenchman. That movie could probably not be made today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 07:50 PM (l7p9i)

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I love the Peter Falk character, Sam Diamond .

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (cMXNt)

194 Hmm, the nation is "reeling" from the shootings. I hadn't detected this, but I'm sure the Daily Mail writers are more in touch with reality.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2022 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

195 Scandinavia's full of metalheads. There must be someone you could go visit.

-
Case in point, Sabaton.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZz-PnKBwt4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (FVME7)

Or Amon Amarth, serious viking shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBYB1VCV0k

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:29 PM (VwHCD)

196 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

I saw what you said about me being a lush, ya jerk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:29 PM (wZUnB)

197 The Jack Black versus John Candy wars. Wow

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 08:29 PM (oWBc3)

198 So apparently the mom in the LA hit and run video voted for George Gascon and believes there should be criminal justice reform but criminals should be locked up.

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (fPQZI)

199 And fuck that Texas poseur McConnahoweveryouspellhisname

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (oWBc3)

200 I don't know anything about jack black, but by all accounts Candy was nice guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (Irn0L)

201 The Jack Black versus John Candy wars.
___

Dumbest wars ever.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (1+5Xl)

202 Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

203 Hmmm. I might have the opportunity to participate in a stand-up comedy boot camp. Should I or shouldn't I?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Go for it !

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (arJlL)

204 And fuck that Texas poseur McConnahoweveryouspellhisname
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (oWBc3)



Ribid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (Irn0L)

205 A little Norway history. After WW2 and the formality of killing Quisling, the Norskis decided a really organized resistance if invaded would be nice. Cells were formed, and weapons caches hidden through the country, with only one member of each cell knowing location. Most went to their grave without divulging the secret. There's a lot of collectible firearms packed in cosmoline in Norway. You just have to find them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (lz5hY)

206 Good luck, Madammayhem! Hope it goes through this time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 08:32 PM (5HBd1)

207 Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???
___

Never seen it.
Don't intend to.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2022 08:32 PM (1+5Xl)

208 198 So apparently the mom in the LA hit and run video voted for George Gascon and believes there should be criminal justice reform but criminals should be locked up.

I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Good and hard, LA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2022 08:32 PM (sAmhv)

209 "Orange Whip?"

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 08:32 PM (geLO8)

210 Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

Never saw it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (wZUnB)

211 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

I saw what you said about me being a lush, ya jerk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:29 PM (wZUnB)

Where'd the rum go?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (nByzo)

212 >>> Gotta disagree here. I've seen Jack Black in a number of movies that I like. Probably my favorite, though, is The Big Year, which is more of a light comedy, so he doesn't go over-the-top. He's also acting alongside Steve Martin, who also dials it back.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 07, 2022 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

I saw that movie and don't even remember him in it. I just looked up the movie and he's right there on the poster. The dude just doesn't resonate with me and I find him easily forgettable.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (0fVbu)

213 Tampa is getting the better of the line match ups.

That changes back in NYC
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)

What, did half the team miss the plane or something?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (eoQWY)

214 Seems like pride month should be in September so it will goeth before the fall.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 07, 2022 08:34 PM (1gTsE)

215 So apparently the mom in the LA hit and run video voted for George Gascon and believes there should be criminal justice reform but criminals should be locked up.

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (fPQZI)

Hit and run by reality.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:34 PM (nByzo)

216 Not a goal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)

217 Where'd the rum go?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (nByzo)

You were helping.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:35 PM (wZUnB)

218 Should I or shouldn't I?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Hm. Are you funny? You seem like you're kind of funny. Boot camp helps you be funnier? Heck, yeah, do it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

219 You were helping.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:35 PM (wZUnB)

That I did.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (nByzo)

220 Hm. Are you funny? You seem like you're kind of funny. Boot camp helps you be funnier? Heck, yeah, do it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

Actually I can make people laugh.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

221 bill in AR, sounds like a "treasure hunt" in Norway is in order. That would be fun. There must be some clues/records as to where to look. I assume the goodies would be things like Enfields, Garands, Thompsons, Norwegian-contract 1911s? Outstanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (OTzUX)

222 what kind of PT do they have in comedy bootcamp

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO8)

223 Actually I can make people laugh.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

I see no downside. Give it a whirl.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:37 PM (nByzo)

224 what kind of PT do they have in comedy bootcamp

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (geLO

They make you watch Amy Schumer sets on a loop until you hurl.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:37 PM (nByzo)

225 N. L. Urker, really, you make me laugh frequently. I, on the other hand, fall flat a lot, without making anyone laugh at all.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

226 Actually I can make people laugh.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

You should do it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:38 PM (wZUnB)

227 And we got word that the financing for the new manufactured home we were looking at getting may be back on. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM

YEAH! Let it be so!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 07, 2022 08:38 PM (/+bwe)

228 But fucking her brother is tots OK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (Irn0L)

Ummmmmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Moslem Savages at June 07, 2022 08:38 PM (R/m4+)

229 Boot campers will steal your material.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 07, 2022 08:38 PM (mrjgR)

230 They make you watch Amy Schumer sets on a loop until you hurl.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

And then, you're telling all her jokes.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

231 >>> I'm not wearing my glasses and I thought that said anti-moist at first.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:05 PM (wZUnB)


Sponge is an anti-moist extremist!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 08:39 PM (0fVbu)

232 221 Season 84 of the curse of oak island.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2022 08:39 PM (lz5hY)

233 what kind of PT do they have in comedy bootcamp
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022

I guess it has to do with developing the courage to stand in front of an audience and try to make them laugh or chortle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)

234 Breadman needs to become a factor in this game / series...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

235 210 Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

Never saw it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:33 PM (wZUnB)

it's probably a guy thing. Best scene is watching Jack Black and his mexican tag team wrestling partner get their asses kicked by two angry midgets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (r46W7)

236 I guess it has to do with developing the courage to stand in front of an audience and try to make them laugh or chortle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)

Avoid fish puns.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (nByzo)

237 >>>How beautiful are polar wolves.

Such a shame that I live nowhere near a wolf pack.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 07, 2022 08:41 PM (hVqGz)

238 They make you watch Amy Schumer sets on a loop until you hurl.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

And then, you're telling all her jokes.

No, you're telling all the jokes she stole from actual comedians.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 07, 2022 08:41 PM (Bd6X8)

239 "Palouse Falls, Washington"

Hey! I've been there!

The foam from the ag runoff is pretty spectacular at some times of year.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2022 08:41 PM (hLqAu)

240 208 198 So apparently the mom in the LA hit and run video voted for George Gascon and believes there should be criminal justice reform but criminals should be locked up.

I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Good and hard, LA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 07, 2022 08:32 PM (sAmhv)

And she and her family plan to move from California. She votes for the crap destroying her home and her state and presumably will be taking her leftist beliefs to another state.

Posted by: 7man at June 07, 2022 08:41 PM (qwO6y)

241 I feel like a true moron this evening. My workplace has gone completely to Google docs, which are crappy at best. So I came home to do Microsoft Office. And drink beer. Gosh, I really missed beer!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 07, 2022 08:42 PM (/+bwe)

242 >>> But fucking her brother is tots OK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:28 PM (Irn0L)


Brother: Wrong hole!

Posted by: Just the punch line at June 07, 2022 08:42 PM (0fVbu)

243 Wonder what a DI in comedy boot camp would be like. Trying to think of Lee Ermey, with his spiel modified for that situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

244 No, you're telling all the jokes she stole from actual comedians.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

See? No one laughs at my jokes. Heh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

245 Wonder what a DI in comedy boot camp would be like. Trying to think of Lee Ermey, with his spiel modified for that situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

Was there a DI in Stripes?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

246 And she and her family plan to move from California. She votes for the crap destroying her home and her state and presumably will be taking her leftist beliefs to another state.
Posted by: 7man at June 07, 2022 08:41 PM (qwO6y)

Yup.....there is stupid and then there is California Stupid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2022 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

247 243 Campaign hat with a propeller on top, huge shoes, beats recruits with a rubber chicken.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2022 08:45 PM (lz5hY)

248 "Avoid fish puns.
Posted by: Comrade flounder"

I don't know about being schooled by a flounder. Maybe toss a few lines out and see what happens.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)

249 "You're worthless and unfunny. Drop and give me 50, and then get back up and deliver some one liners with correct timing!"

Posted by: Comedy boot camp DI at June 07, 2022 08:45 PM (OTzUX)

250 The Kids have about 2 minutes of ice time this period

#notenough

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:45 PM (BgMrQ)

251 Fess up: how many of you have tried using code ACE90 to get 90% off 2lbs coffee? They can call me when they are ready to lay cryo-cooled diet cola pipelines.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 08:46 PM (qpX6U)

252 I saw that movie and don't even remember him in it. I just looked up the movie and he's right there on the poster. The dude just doesn't resonate with me and I find him easily forgettable.

I'll take it a step further. I'm not certain I even know who he is. Heard the name before but that's about the extent of it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

253 I tried my hand at comedy a few months back in here at like 2am. I don't know if it was appreciated. There was like five people here and by the time I got done I think it was just me.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 08:47 PM (dscaa)

254 Was there a DI in Stripes?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

Yes, until he got blown up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 08:48 PM (wZUnB)

255 253 Tough crowd.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 08:48 PM (qpX6U)

256 Tough crowd.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 08:48 PM (qpX6U)

No respect.

I tell ya.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 08:49 PM (dscaa)

257 Norm's Rodney Dangerfield bit in his book is one of the funniest things I've ever read. It can't be explained. I was crying.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 08:50 PM (dscaa)

258 Best scene is watching Jack Black and his mexican tag team wrestling partner get their asses kicked by two angry midgets.
Posted by: Tom Servo

i brayed like a jackass laughing so much at that scene

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 08:51 PM (UgAdJ)

259 Was there a DI in Stripes?
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There was a drill sergeant.

Marines have DIs.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2022 08:51 PM (1+5Xl)

260 Summer Breeze, makes me feel fine.

RIP Jimmy Seals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 07, 2022 08:51 PM (8GBH4)

261 >>>Yes, until he got blown up.

>Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 08:52 PM (BP3/z)

262 Telling an occasional joke, being able to drop a funny line now and then isn't hard. But standing up and trying to "BE FUNNY!!!!" with back to back quips is incredibly hard. I think most comedians would agree that writing the material is the most difficult part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:52 PM (r46W7)

263 Was there a DI in Stripes?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

Yes, until he got blown up.
Posted by: Jordan61

the genisis of 'lighten up Francis'

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 07, 2022 08:53 PM (UgAdJ)

264 I guess there comes a point in every actors life where they feel they've made enough money and it's time to piss everyone off with their idiotic political views.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (3aLWR)

265 SGT Hulka

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)

266 SGT Hulka

RIP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (Irn0L)

267 I guess it has to do with developing the courage to stand in front of an audience and try to make them laugh or chortle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)

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Nobody values a good guffaw anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (XG2Fi)

268 Comedy is hard.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (qpX6U)

269 SGT Hulka
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO

Warren Oates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 08:55 PM (x8Wzq)

270 Could have been worse Jack...

Rangers have to up their feistiness. Tampa is punking them right now.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

271 Nobody values a good guffaw anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (XG2Fi

It's all snorts and chuckles these days.

Kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 08:55 PM (3aLWR)

272 I guess there comes a point in every actors life where they feel they've made enough money and it's time to piss everyone off with their idiotic political views.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (3aLWR)

I would say musicians too, but most of them are assholes right out of the gate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:56 PM (VwHCD)

273 Uncle Hulka?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2022 08:57 PM (u73oe)

274 The best comedians I know are the morons who write here. Awesome witty and clever stuff, always on tap.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 08:57 PM (qpX6U)

275 I think most comedians would agree that writing the material is the most difficult part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:52 PM (r46W7)

I think the waiting is the hardest part.

Posted by: zombie Tom Petty at June 07, 2022 08:58 PM (JAaN5)

276 Wonder what a DI in comedy boot camp would be like. Trying to think of Lee Ermey, with his spiel modified for that situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 07, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

Lee Ermey disappointed me when he voted for Obama in 2008. Hollywood corrupts everyone to some extent.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 08:59 PM (GP8V/)

277 271 Nobody values a good guffaw anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (XG2Fi

It's all snorts and chuckles these days.

Kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 08:55 PM (3aLWR)

I'm into shits and giggles...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dirty Diapers at June 07, 2022 08:59 PM (BgMrQ)

278 Breaking up is hard to do.

Posted by: The Edmund Fitzgerald at June 07, 2022 09:00 PM (XG2Fi)

279 Nobody values a good guffaw anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 08:54 PM (XG2Fi

It's all snorts and chuckles these days.
Kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 08:55

I've often posted, thanks for the chortle. I always like a good chortle and find plenty here at AOS.

Posted by: Farmer at June 07, 2022 09:00 PM (55Qr6)

280 I would say musicians too, but most of them are assholes right out of the gate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:56 PM (VwHCD)

D. D. Verni?

Gary Holt seems cool. But, you know, second hand anecdotes.

Mustaine is asshoe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

281 Telling an occasional joke, being able to drop a funny line now and then isn't hard. But standing up and trying to "BE FUNNY!!!!" with back to back quips is incredibly hard. I think most comedians would agree that writing the material is the most difficult part.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 07, 2022 09:02 PM (nByzo)

282 There is a movie where Jack Black plays it straight where he is quite good called The Holiday.

Posted by: CA Token at June 07, 2022 09:02 PM (2+yws)

283 I like Snickers

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO8)

284 I would say musicians too, but most of them are assholes right out of the gate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:56 PM (VwHCD)

This is correct.

Posted by: John Fogerty at June 07, 2022 09:02 PM (89T5c)

285 Mustaine is asshoe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

Conservative asshoe right?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:03 PM (GP8V/)

286 You know who didn't have a sense of humor? The Aztecs, that's who.

Posted by: H. Cortez at June 07, 2022 09:03 PM (XG2Fi)

287 I'm waiting to see how boned we are after today's election.

Posted by: CA Token at June 07, 2022 09:04 PM (2+yws)

288 also: what are you allowed to be funny about? In public, in mixed company such as a comedy club

so much is off-limits because of feelings

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:04 PM (geLO8)

289 Rich Strike with his groom:

https://youtu.be/Pmj11WUA1Ks

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 07, 2022 09:04 PM (YynYJ)

290 after Carter's midterms in 1978

the dims still managed to hang on to a 277-158 advantage in the house and a 58-41 Senate

I kinda remember Newt talking about when he first came to the house, Bob Michel ask him what his goals were

"To take control of the House and become Speaker"

of course, the old crumb scraper Michel laughed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:04 PM (us2H3)

291 Here's my problem. My humor is relatively spontaneous, responding to conversation. I'm not sure how it would fit in the stage setting.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 07, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

292 Don Rickles would be burned at the stake today for his stuff

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:05 PM (geLO8)

293 You know who didn't have a sense of humor? The Aztecs, that's who.
Posted by: H. Cortez at June 07, 2022 09:03 PM (XG2Fi)

Aztec walks into a bar and orders a Bloody Matyr.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:05 PM (GP8V/)

294 Here's my problem. My humor is relatively spontaneous, responding to conversation. I'm not sure how it would fit in the stage setting.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 07, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

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Airplane food. Everyone loves jokes about airplane food.

Posted by: J. Seinfeld at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)

295 I would say musicians too, but most of them are assholes right out of the gate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 08:56 PM (VwHCD)

D. D. Verni?

Gary Holt seems cool. But, you know, second hand anecdotes.

Mustaine is asshoe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

Uh lets just say I Haven't met Gary Holt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (VwHCD)

296 Mustaine is asshoe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

Conservative asshoe right?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:03 PM (GP8V/)

Dave's politics and faith have absolutely nothing to do with my assessment. He is a tough guy to like, historically hard to work with, etc., despite being a Christian conservative. But he is also one of the best metal guitarists ever. He makes Kirk Hammett look like the fag poser he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

297 I just started ny bichons on nexgard

once a month treatment for ticks

they been on it for a few days and they haven't died

but , as advertised, the ticks die soon after bitting the dog and fall off

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (us2H3)

298 Evening errybody

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 07, 2022 09:08 PM (YglAn)

299 WSU territory. It never looked that nice when I was there. Not even close.

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at June 07, 2022 08:04 PM (5y7pR

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Good point. I've been there a couple times and it really is pretty, but that picture above is spectacular. WA is such an incredibly diverse state.

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2022 09:09 PM (U1eOr)

300 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

I didn't contradict your assessment. I just added an adjective.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:09 PM (GP8V/)

301 Posted by: CA Token at June 07, 2022 09:02 PM (2+yws)

Are you my wife?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 07, 2022 09:09 PM (YglAn)

302 I'm thinking Ted Nugent could be a handful too.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:10 PM (GP8V/)

303 I didn't contradict your assessment. I just added an adjective.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:09 PM (GP8V/)

Because, sure, why not?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)

304 Airplane food. Everyone loves jokes about airplane food.
Posted by: J. Seinfeld at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)

Airplane food isn't a thing anymore.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:11 PM (wZUnB)

305 Kid Rock seems cool and not asshoe.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:11 PM (GP8V/)

306 Well, yes, he's been dead for some time, but the idea of anyone who wasn't Chinese playing a Chinese man would be considered horribly politically incorrect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2022 08:04 PM (l7p9i)

Wut?

Posted by: Warner Oland at June 07, 2022 09:11 PM (0X3Mg)

307 I tried my hand at comedy a few months back in here at like 2am. I don't know if it was appreciated. There was like five people here and by the time I got done I think it was just me.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 08:47 PM (dscaa)

That's Andy Kaufman level work there, to walk a blog.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

308 So I see in the news the conduit between Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein died via a "self inflicted" shotgun blast to the chest.

Uh huh.

Sounds like someone refused to stand still for the double tap to the back of the head.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:13 PM (ESjRY)

309 @charliekirk11
Gas prices are cents away from hitting a national average of $5/Gallon and Democrats are going all-in on defending drag queens and televising Jan. 6th show trials

Americans can't afford to care about what the Democrats obsess over. This will come back to bite them in November.

Bullshit. They will die on that hill. Let them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 07, 2022 09:13 PM (ybIRR)

310 Pro-abortion terrorists firebombed a pro-life Christian pregnancy center in Buffalo, N.Y. on Tuesday, inflicting significant damage on the building and vandalizing the remains with their organization’s name.

Pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge, which has developed a reputation for resorting to violence, claimed responsibility for the attack, which left glass shattered and much of the interior of the CompassCare office burned and destroyed, CBN News reported.

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:14 PM (geLO8)

311 304 Airplane food. Everyone loves jokes about airplane food.
Posted by: J. Seinfeld at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)

Airplane food isn't a thing anymore.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:11 PM (wZUnB)

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What about going to the gym? There's a rich mine of observational humor to be plumbed there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 09:14 PM (XG2Fi)

312 Damn. Strome is a scratch.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

There is a town in Saskatchewan by that name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (0X3Mg)

313 I don't do jokes. Just quips, fantastic sarcasm and the occasional funny insight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (3aLWR)

314 I still can't understand the logic behind making nearly everyone in the country besides a few 1%ers, radicals, and mentally ill perverts hate you for emotional, philosophical and financial reasons. Even the FSA who is used to freebies of their choice isn't going to be happy if all they get is government cheese.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (3/XaG)

315 304 Airplane food. Everyone loves jokes about airplane food.
Posted by: J. Seinfeld at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)


In the 70's, a womanizing bud of mine was an executive at Braniff

he upgraded me to 1st class , round trip Dallas to London

I took 4-5 buying trips a year to Europe

the food was superb and the wine list and booze was par excellence

those days are gone

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (us2H3)

316 Well I am in twitter jail for 6 days for calling a spade a spade or more specifically a lesbo a lesbo

I am not long to that fuckin platform

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:16 PM (Irn0L)

317 I've had good food on European trips in the past.

American airline food though? I'll eat the peanut butter crackers I brought on myself thanks.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:16 PM (ESjRY)

318 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.


These people are insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (3aLWR)

319 Well I am in twitter jail for 6 days for calling a spade a spade or more specifically a lesbo a lesbo

If the rug munching fits you must aquits!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (ESjRY)

320 "I don't do jokes. Just quips, fantastic sarcasm and the occasional funny insight."

I write what the voices in my head tell me to.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (qpX6U)

321 Shooting AOC in the ass with a pellet gun would be fun. Mind you she would claim I had murdered her.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 07, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

Pellet might bounce off, and put your eye out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (0X3Mg)

322 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.

If you are a leftist you believe these two things at the same time

1) The president has no control over inflation

2) The current hyperinflation is Trump's fault

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (ESjRY)

323 If the rug munching fits you must aquits!
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (ESjRY)

Exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (Irn0L)

324 These people are insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (3aLWR)

Insane people aren't liars, they just don't know any better.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (dscaa)

325 320 "I don't do jokes. Just quips, fantastic sarcasm and the occasional funny insight."

I write what the voices in my head tell me to.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (qpX6U)


Plural. Nice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (3aLWR)

326 I think that NY needs the win tonight to have a chance at the series.

Posted by: CA Token at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (2+yws)

327 I had to entertain my clients a lot

make em laugh and enjoy themselves

hardest part of my business

but then you could say anything you wanted

you might get slapped or someone might take a swing at you

but that was it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3)

328 I took 4-5 buying trips a year to Europe

the food was superb and the wine list and booze was par excellence

those days are gone
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (us2H3)

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My trips to China are all on Korean in business class (client pays). There is no comparison to riding in coach. It is the only way to fly.

And this is 15 hours of travel, including the usual layover in Seoul.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)

329 1) The president has no control over inflation

2) The current hyperinflation is Trump's fault
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (ESjRY

Cognitive Dissonance is a Leftist trademark.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (GP8V/)

330 322 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.

If you are a leftist you believe these two things at the same time

1) The president has no control over inflation

2) The current hyperinflation is Trump's fault
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (ESjRY)


Also, spending money doesn't create debt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (3aLWR)

331 I've already come up with my opening joke,. The punchline is-it pays to advertise.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

332 Dave's politics and faith have absolutely nothing to do with my assessment. He is a tough guy to like, historically hard to work with, etc., despite being a Christian conservative. But he is also one of the best metal guitarists ever. He makes Kirk Hammett look like the fag poser he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

A lot of guitar players make kirk look like the fag poser he is, lol. Gotta agree on Mustaine. I would have never guessed him to be a christain conservative, but not sure if that happened later. I've had a love hate thing with megadeth. The truth is, a good amount of those early 80's thrashers can be asshoe. They were a lot angrier than the metalheads before them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (VwHCD)

333 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.

If you are a leftist you believe these two things at the same time

1) The president has no control over inflation

2) The current hyperinflation is Trump's fault
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:18 PM (ESjRY)


And that is what I commented on twitter about: Said you can't really be that stupid even for a lesbo. And for some odd reason twitter said it was hateful?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:20 PM (Irn0L)

334 >.Cognitive Dissonance is a Leftist trademark.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter



Orwell called it 'doublethink'

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO8)

335 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.
These people are insane.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:17 PM (3aLWR)

Trotsky destroyed the Soviet economy.

Snowball made all the bad things happen on Animal Farm

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)

336 So apparently the mom in the LA hit and run video voted for George Gascon and believes there should be criminal justice reform but criminals should be locked up.

I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2022 08:30 PM (fPQZI)

Well, she got what she voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2022 09:20 PM (0X3Mg)

337 Evening all,

Waiting for inspiration at this moment.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:21 PM (J00IM)

338 And that is what I commented on twitter about: Said you can't really be that stupid even for a lesbo. And for some odd reason twitter said it was hateful?

You should have told them that as the Spokesperson for Lesbians with Penises (TM) that being banned for calling someone else a lesbian is a hate crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:21 PM (ESjRY)

339 get their asses kicked by two angry midgets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:40 PM

Don't p*ss-off AtC. This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 09:22 PM (a3Q+t)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 09:22 PM (a3Q+t)

341 You should have told them that as the Spokesperson for Lesbians with Penises (TM) that being banned for calling someone else a lesbian is a hate crime.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:21 PM (ESjRY)


Yup. Use their weapons against them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:22 PM (3aLWR)

342 AtC > The Munchkins

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:23 PM (ESjRY)

343 From 2004-2014, i did mileage runs to europe, mostly germany. Friday night out on Lufthansa, arrive munich 5pm saturday. Go to hotel or friend's house, shower, goth club until 4am sunday, back to airport to catch united to chicago to DC to SF. All in coach. Racked up enough miles to make 1K.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 09:23 PM (KAi1n)

344 those days are gone
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:15 PM (us2H3)

We occasionally get to fly first class when we're flying standby. Once I ordered a glass of wine and they gave me some pinot grigio in a can. It was vile.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:23 PM (wZUnB)

345 202 Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

I've never gotten over Nacho Libre.

Posted by: a.moron at June 07, 2022 09:23 PM (F6Xpw)

346 Nice save, Duncan

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (wZUnB)

347 Norway at least used to have some interesting WW2 stuff laying around. Not sure how much is still there, but it was kind of a backwater held by the Germans to the end when they surrendered. And not being rich, the Norwegians kept a lot of the German stuff. They had various Panzers well into the 50s, artillery, small arms and of course we gave them surplus too. Don't know how picked over it has been since that stuff started being worth $.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (3/XaG)

348 Biden's idiotic mouthpiece once again blamed inflation on Trump leaving the economy is bad shape.
These people are insane.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:17

I just heard that idiot say "We are in a good position to fight inflation". WTF does that word salad even mean? Insane or evil? Maybe both.

Posted by: Farmer at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (55Qr6)

349 Orwell called it 'doublethink'
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:20 PM (geLO

Belly-feel

I don't know how that is spelled in Nuspek

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (xhaym)

350 Twitter is like being back in school. That environment of asskissing, bullying, banning, doxxing, arbitrary rules, mob action, and secret cabals of controllers is exactly what the Left wants to turn the whole world into.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (dscaa)

351 How many European countries have a less well equipped military then the Taliban now? I'm going to guess all but Britain and France.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:25 PM (ESjRY)

352 My trips to China are all on Korean in business class (client pays). There is no comparison to riding in coach. It is the only way to fly.

And this is 15 hours of travel, including the usual layover in Seoul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)

yeah, Braniff folding really put a crimp in my style

however, buying Europe was beginning to wane
that's when I shifted to New England and the east coast
with a few trips to Europe for special auctions

it was really great in the 70's and I was a young dude on the loose

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:25 PM (us2H3)

353 Twitter is like being back in school. That environment of asskissing, bullying, banning, doxxing, arbitrary rules, mob action, and secret cabals of controllers is exactly what the Left wants to turn the whole world into.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (dscaa)

But we have the guns. Remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:25 PM (Irn0L)

354 Want to stop inflation? Stop government spending. Right now. Its easy to do...well...besides forcing a bunch of grifters to get real work

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2022 09:25 PM (ESjRY)

355 I just heard that idiot say "We are in a good position to fight inflation". WTF does that word salad even mean? Insane or evil? Maybe both.

Posted by: Farmer at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM (55Qr6)

It has the two buzzwords "good" and "fight" in it.

In other words, it has been focus grouped and tested and set off the little dingaling bells of monstrously dumb idiots.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)

356 "Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???"

Added to my list, thanks! I liked School of Rock.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:26 PM (qpX6U)

357 The entire fucking Incredible Husk administration are Baghdad Bobs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2022 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

358 >>I think that NY needs the win tonight to have a chance at the series.

Eh, these playoffs have been dominated by home teams. NY owned Tampa in NY the first two games and swept the season series.

If they win tonight the have a huge advantage but they don't have to win tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

359 Is Biden touting his NEP?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

360 We occasionally get to fly first class when we're flying standby. Once I ordered a glass of wine and they gave me some pinot grigio in a can. It was vile.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:23 PM (wZUnB)

in the 70's, they would serve things like 20-30 year old TF port

I would always get into London early in the morning, drunk on my ass

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)

361 Everyone is always in a good position to fight inflation.

Doesn't mean it will work or that you will actually do anything.


Hell, I'm in a good position to fight Mike Tyson. Doesn't mean I will.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:27 PM (3aLWR)

362 There we go...

Orwell "1984"...ya all see that now.

Orwell again "Animal Farm"...think Jan 6th, committee...

dang, thought I was out of stuff.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:28 PM (J00IM)

363 "The entire fucking Incredible Husk administration are Baghdad Bobs."

That finally hit me last week and I freaked out. The puppeteers are as stupid as the puppet. The WH is unmanned.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (qpX6U)

364 But we have the guns. Remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:25 PM (Irn0L)

Not me. Damn flood.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)

365 Nice save, Duncan
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:24 PM

It was close. With today's drop of Ewok gland expression freshly released, The Barrel will rate highly on the bouquet scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)

366 next year, when hopefully the GOP puts on the screws

watch Brandon switch gears to the old man act

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

367 Not me. Damn flood.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)


Tornados got mine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:30 PM (3aLWR)

368 "The WH is unmanned." or 100% demon-possessed. Whatever.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:30 PM (qpX6U)

369 314 I still can't understand the logic...

Posted by: azjaeger

Animal Farm?

Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 09:31 PM (NIYa7)

370 Ace is definitely Team Jacob.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 07, 2022 09:32 PM (3aLWR)

371 they shoulda remade Caddyshack with Jack Black as Spaulding

he's a gold digger if I ever saw one

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)

372 Everyone notice hunter's "Finger Trigger Control"? The fool is lucky he did not shoot his dick off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:32 PM (Irn0L)

373 Vartrano on points.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

374 Airplane food isn't a thing anymore.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:11 PM (wZUnB)

More like "Airplane food isn't *food* anymore."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 07, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

375 30 year old Taylor-Fladgate would be nice on a plane - or off.

Only notable booze I recall (but rarely traveled in biznyess class) was on Singapore, first class (calm down - it was only a 4 hour trip, S'pore to Saigon). I was bumped up for reasons that remain a mystery, it was a morning flight.

The flight attendant made a nice little omelette to order, right by my seat. But the thing was - Dom Perignon. Only time I ever said "keep that coming" - he laughed and said he would. He did. So, between as much of that wonderful bubbly, and lack of sleep, and the time change, I was in outstanding shape when we landed.

Was so relaxed I f***ked with the customs/passport people, a bit. Their Soviet-style uniforms just reminded me of fond memories, where one didn't even think of messing with them. The passport guy gave me stern looks and was angry, but passed me on.

Posted by: Comedy boot camp DI at June 07, 2022 09:33 PM (OTzUX)

376 Pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge

Lovely people, I'm sure. Just misunderstood.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 07, 2022 09:34 PM (Xrfse)

377 373 Vartrano on points.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

This is the feistiness I was talking aboot...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dirty Diapers at June 07, 2022 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)

378 And that too...

Yes, WE have guns, and in some places of the Republic, WE have a lot of guns...yet we keep "our powder dry".

Tick-Toc, Tick-Tock we watch.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:35 PM (J00IM)

379 Pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge

Lovely people, I'm sure. Just misunderstood.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

"Passionate" is the word I believe you are looking for!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 07, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

380 / off pResident sock

FUCK TBL...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

381 So how much will gas go up overnight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:38 PM (Irn0L)

382 369

Read the book. "All animals are created equal, but SOME animals are MORE equal than others."

Effin Democrap pigs.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:39 PM (J00IM)

383 So how much will gas go up overnight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:38 PM (Irn0L)

Ugh, I don't want to know. Filled up at lunchtime. $70 for half a tank.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:39 PM (wZUnB)

384 you have to respect a person who understands and loves hockey

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:40 PM (us2H3)

385 Don Perignon is fantastic. Even better, I didn’t have to pay for it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2022 09:40 PM (89T5c)

386 >>>"Come on, who doesn't love Nacho Libre???"

>Is that the one where fatty appropriated the Latinx culture to become a stereotypical wrestler?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2022 09:41 PM (BP3/z)

387 381 So how much will gas go up overnight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:38 PM (Irn0L)

with all the weekenders around, the gas in the Berkshire has been soaring

probably be 6 by the fouth

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (us2H3)

388 10 cents in 3 days here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

389 >>you have to respect a person who understands and loves hockey



I tried watching hockey once- it's so fast I couldn't tell what was happening, and the puck was invisible to me

Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO8)

390 So, China declines 30% and we decline 20%.

See, we are outgrowing China.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 09:43 PM (lKAqb)

391 Georgia has some of the lowest gas prices in the nation. It's averaging around 4.10 here but going up almost a dime a week.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 09:44 PM (0fVbu)

392 and the puck was invisible to me
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO

Just watch the white guys as they congregate, that is usually where the puck is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2022 09:44 PM (Irn0L)

393 3\/3|\|1|\|9

Posted by: Robert at June 07, 2022 09:44 PM (m84Ad)

394 10 cents in 3 days here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

We've gone up 25 cents since we left for the MoMe on Friday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2022 09:45 PM (wZUnB)

395 Filled up at $3.39 on Friday. Same place has it at $3.59 today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2022 09:45 PM (u73oe)

396 "The entire fucking Incredible Husk administration are Baghdad Bobs."

That finally hit me last week and I freaked out. The puppeteers are as stupid as the puppet. The WH is unmanned.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at June 07, 2022 09:29 PM (qpX6U)
***

It's to the point that you hope there is an evil Bond villain behind the scenes so at least there'd be some logic to it all. But this is just insane bureaucracy run amok.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 09:45 PM (anj39)

397 Pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge

Lovely people, I'm sure. Just misunderstood.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

"Passionate" is the word I believe you are looking for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I'd go with 'murderous' but, that's me.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2022 09:45 PM (Msys3)

398 Wait, $4.39 and $4.59.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)

399 It was $4.949 on 5/11, $5.309 on 5/29, $5.449 on 6/4 and $5.549 on 6/7. All at the same station, same mid grade. Lower grade runs about a dime cheaper.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 09:47 PM (5HBd1)

400 >>I tried watching hockey once- it's so fast I couldn't tell what was happening, and the puck was invisible to me

It helps to have grown up playing the game. You have a pretty good idea how plays are setting up and where the puck is likely to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

401 Up 55 cents in the last ten days.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2022 09:47 PM (anj39)

402 397 Pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge

Lovely people, I'm sure. Just misunderstood.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

-----------

Not.

Interested.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 07, 2022 09:49 PM (XG2Fi)

403 Ace, did we know there's a global shortage of contrast media for imaging services?

Posted by: Lola at June 07, 2022 09:49 PM (NIYa7)

404 you have to respect a person who understands and loves hockey
__

Why?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2022 09:50 PM (lbaVV)

405 Stand up comedy is God's gift to fuckers that could NEVER EVER find and other line of employment.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 09:50 PM (lKAqb)

406 I just got off work to join in here and mention what a collegial and fun place this is to be a part of...

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2022 09:50 PM (5iUNf)

407 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:50 PM (Q/6pY)

408 At the Wendy's in the little town where I grew up, there was this crow who would hang around by the drive-thru begging for food. He learned to say "Hello." It was pretty weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 09:51 PM (xPIwr)

409 I tried watching hockey once- it's so fast I couldn't tell what was happening, and the puck was invisible to me
Posted by: DB at June 07, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO

See the game in person. Watching the game on TV leads to bad habits.

Find someone who's played, and go to a game. Watch it from the cheap seats, as it's easier to see plays unfold.

Drink beer...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 09:51 PM (BgMrQ)

410 But this is just insane bureaucracy run amok.

Yep. This isn't "forced scarcity" by design. Nobody is more surprised that this is all falling apart as the current ruling class.

Posted by: New Guy at June 07, 2022 09:52 PM (USJFV)

411 390

Soooo sorry>--

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

412 Brand new 7/11 a quarter mile from me was lowest in town for a week, then jumped 40 cents over night. On top of that they have 3 brand new pumps out of order with plastic bags on the nozzles, and the cashiers are some of the rudest damn people I have ever met in ETEX. And I can promise you I meet the meet the rudest around in my business.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)

413 here in the southern Berkshires, inflation has really taken hold

the meat counter at the little tony store has stopped putting prices on fish and meat

changes like the stock market

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:52 PM (us2H3)

414 There was a guy, back in the 70's. Always showing up and doing his schtick. Never funny.

I'm am happy that I forgot his name. I am cleansed of him.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 09:53 PM (lKAqb)

415 >>and the puck was invisible to me

Rule #1: Ignore the puck, watch the skaters.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

416 >>> 408 At the Wendy's in the little town where I grew up, there was this crow who would hang around by the drive-thru begging for food. He learned to say "Hello." It was pretty weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 09:51 PM (xPIwr)

At a previous job where they had picnic tables outside, there was a roadrunner who loved Wendy's fries.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (llON8)

417 So, China declines 30% and we decline 20%.
See, we are outgrowing China.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 09:43

Hey, w/ those talking points you could be the WH spokescritter.

Posted by: Farmer at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (55Qr6)

418 When do the poor people start to starve?

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

419 >>> Yep. This isn't "forced scarcity" by design. Nobody is more surprised that this is all falling apart as the current ruling class.
Posted by: New Guy at June 07, 2022 09:52 PM (USJFV)

It's cute that you think we're surprised.

Posted by: Great Resetters at June 07, 2022 09:55 PM (llON8)

420 Semi-trailer traffic has really spiked around the sea ports here too. The roads are getting thicker with them every week.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 09:55 PM (0fVbu)

421 I have a working car stereo with backup camera now. Spent way too much getting it installed, but it looks good. I'm glad I didn't try it myself. Pretty much everything on the old one was shot. I didn't really use it as the CD player wouldn't work. Turns out the amp and speakers were shot too. Still need to get speakers. Backup camera will be useful in hitching up the trailer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 09:56 PM (5HBd1)

422 WTF is wrong with the people of MI that they put up with a cow like Stabenow ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:56 PM (us2H3)

423
When do the poor people start to starve?
Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

The key question of our times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 09:57 PM (xPIwr)

424 390

Seems my entire post was "CHOP SUEYED" Brandon just dropped tariffs on >-

Hunter is making bank out of this fer sure...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:57 PM (J00IM)

425 I think the starving starts after the harvests this year. That's why they are so desperate to get the grain out of the Ukraine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 07, 2022 09:57 PM (5HBd1)

426 420 Semi-trailer traffic has really spiked around the sea ports here too. The roads are getting thicker with them every week.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2022 09:55 PM (0fVbu)
East coast right? I think East coast and Gulf were not the problem, it was mostly the Left coast ports.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

427 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:50 PM (Q/6pY

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Tell me you're feeling better. Do this now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2022 09:58 PM (u73oe)

428 Solar panels made in China......test

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 09:58 PM (J00IM)

429 When do the poor people start to starve?
Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

as soon as the middle class become poor

soon, I think

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:58 PM (us2H3)

430
When the poor guy refuses to throw fries to the Wendy's crow, but eats his fat ass instead, that's the crow in the American coal mine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2022 10:00 PM (xPIwr)

431 Biden removal of tariffs on China Solar panels

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 10:00 PM (J00IM)

432 429 When do the poor people start to starve?
Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2022 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

as soon as the middle class become poor

soon, I think
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2022 09:58 PM (us2H3)
Yes soon. But they will start to die when the electricity want come out of the wall anymore. The dying is what the left is most interested in providing. It's their number one product.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

433 Biden emergency "statement" on need to increase production of solar panels.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 10:02 PM (J00IM)

434 ONT is up...

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 07, 2022 10:03 PM (k6jXd)

435 SEEEEE
that wern't so hard

Dang Pixy....understand ya gotta protect the flow but...

better I go

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2022 10:04 PM (J00IM)

436 WTF is wrong with the people of MI that they put up with a cow like Stabenow ??

Same could be said for Texas and Cornin.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2022 10:06 PM (lKAqb)

437 Seeing as the first two periods have been shit while this thread has been alive, I'm going over to the ONT to finish the game.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2022 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)

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