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Politico: Biden is Seething -- and Spewing Profanities -- That He's Less Popular Than Trump and Being Unfavorably Compared to Carter
America is crippled by the Peter Principle.
And what's the idea for changing perceptions on this? Well, Future Nobel Laureate Dr. Jill Biden says they should "Let Biden be Biden." She thinks if they just send this frail old man out on the campaign trail to make up stories about being a football hero and having been the model for Cadet Mayo in An Officer and a Gentleman, people will suddenly remember why they used to love -- err, why they used to be lukewarm about -- Joe Biden. Sounds to me like Dr. Jill is taking the Soap Opera Villainess position that she wants her husband to either be praised in life or mourned in death so she can get to dating again.
In crisis after crisis, the White House has found itself either limited or helpless in its efforts to combat the forces pummeling them. Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick. ... The West Wing believes there is still time for a course correction. But first aides need to quell the finger-pointing that's been erupting internally and the increasing concern over staff shakeups, according to five White House officials and Democrats close to the administration not authorized to publicly discuss internal conversations. They also increasingly are trying to soothe the greatest source of West Wing frustration, coming from behind the Resolute Desk. The president has expressed exasperation that his poll numbers have sunk below those of Donald Trump, whom Biden routinely refers to in private as "the worst president" in history and an existential threat to the nation's democracy. ... Far more prone to salty language behind the scenes than popularly known, Biden also recently erupted over being kept out of the loop about the direness of the baby formula shortage that has gripped parts of the country, according to a White House staffer and a Democrat with knowledge of the conversation. He voiced his frustration in a series of phone calls to allies, his complaints triggered by heart-wrenching cable news coverage of young mothers crying in fear that they could not feed their children. Biden didn't want to be painted as slow to act on a problem affecting the working-class people with whom he closely identifies. Therefore, when aides convened a meeting with formula company executives, the president -- against the advice of staffers -- publicly declared it took weeks before details of the shortage had reached him, even though the whistleblower complaint that led to the shutdown of a major production facility was issued months ago. Some aides feared the moment made Biden look out of touch, especially after the CEOs in the very same meeting made clear that warnings of the shortage were known for some time.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:25 PM (bVYXr)
Looks like he got those two things reversed.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 12:25 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 12:25 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (h6/n7)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (8rK1A)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (V6f9+)
See he does not give a sh*t.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ultra-MAGA and losing patience at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (RnX+K)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (vNbzm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Riiiiiiight.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Jill Biden at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (ESjRY)
YES!
Here's the correction:
1. Admit you stole the White House
2. Resign, mr. pResident Bidet and DOCTOR Jill.
3. Legitimate President in Exile is inaugurated.
4. a bunch of question marks
5. Profit!
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (DJFLF)
I suggest we all just take a moment to bask in this goodness.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (ZsR3z)
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High quality cruel.
8/10
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
With an IQ like his, he never really had a choice in the matter.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (vMCab)
It's not like he had a magic wand or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (5HBd1)
The solutions are known. We saw them during Trump's term. They simply cannot accept that Trump did anything that helped the American people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (YIVH2)
It seems public exposure that the cops didn't do anything is hurting the line of argument that you don't need a gun because the cops will protect you
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (nByzo)
But Biden was incompetent long before he was handed the Oval Office.
Posted by: NCC at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VOf0B)
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A bigger bunch of horseshit has never been shoveled.
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (7B5FA)
Oh? *updates 'MILF/Widow Porn' search. Adds 'Literally, MILF'*
Posted by: Hunter at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (VHOGl)
I suggest we all just take a moment to bask in this goodness.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (ZsR3z)
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With the media environment we're in, this is truly apocalyptic for a Democratic president.
I look forward to the leaks that start coming out of the White House on the evening of November 8.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)
Bumbling fools with no idea what they're doing.
Or they are doing this on purpose.
Pick one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (rjyzh)
I figured he knew he was a puppet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (V6f9+)
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High quality cruel.
8/10
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
2/10.
Posted by: Russian Judge at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (ohn1N)
Send him to the Pride parades. He'll break the four minute pander and swear he's been sucking d for years. It'll be a hoot.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (cupoy)
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Results, eventually, count. Trump had some decent results until COVID. Biden's first day in office undid almost all of it (live by the EO, die by the EO) and his results have been piss poor. Sorry, bro.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (0zQHa)
It seems public exposure that the cops didn't do anything is hurting the line of argument that you don't need a gun because the cops will protect you
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (ESjRY)
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We'll have world peace if we get rid of all the guns.
Except those held by the private security of the elite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Caliban at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (HgGBT)
He did ride in an 18-wheeler once part of the way across Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (7B5FA)
DIAFF, already.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:28 PM (nByzo)
+1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (V6f9+)
The destruction of America is on purpose and Biden is the puppet and the face of it. The people who are behind it may never be known by the majority.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (8rK1A)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (lTGtQ)
Except those held by the private security of the elite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
And the Ukranians
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (V6f9+)
Well, they aren't wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (l7p9i)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (5HBd1)
>>And why is politico reporting this?
Stray voltage? Operation Chaos? Diversion? Etc...
It really doesn't matter, The Meat Puppet is not in charge of anything, really.
He wears a skin suit of power, but at the end of the day, that skin suit is just the corpse of America.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (bNMvK)
In this instance it refers to the fact that we were principally sodomized by a peter when the election was stolen, upheld by Republican state legislatures, and denied review by the conservative Supreme Court.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (66TLh)
Except those held by the private security of the elite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
And the Ukranians
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (V6f9+)
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They're actually getting guns? I thought it was just dollars that flow from one place into another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (anj39)
FDA? Screw you Abbot, we'll do what we want, when we want.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:31 PM (gmo/4)
The middle stages of dementia are when anger and aggression are most likely to start occurring as symptoms, along with other worrying habits like wandering, hoarding, and compulsive behaviors that may seem unusual.Jun 15, 2021
However, end-stage dementia may last from one to three years. As the disease advances, your loved one's abilities become severely limited and their needs increase. Typically, they: have trouble eating and swallowing.
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (D8EI6)
Yeah. This doesn't get enough exposure. The idea that cops might not protect you is going way beyond our political circle. The implied conclusion is 2A.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (vNbzm)
Except those held by the private security of the elite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
And the Ukranians
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:30 PM (V6f9+)
Can we get rid of all the Ukrainians?? - No, Mr. Garrison.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (ohn1N)
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Sorry, this is out of an old book. The Democrats don't give a shit about the working class, or even most of the professional class. The Republicans don't give a shit about the working class, either. The only part that does view working-class improvement as an actual goal is the Trumpist/MAGA faction within the Republicans. Otherwise, nobody cares.
And there is only one group that has seen working-class improvement in the real world over the past 30 years: that same Trumpist/MAGA group, during its brief stint with authority.
This "The Dems Are The Party Of The Blue Collar" is bullshit, has been bullshit for some time, and is now demonstrated and proven bullshit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
His zombie medication wore off and he was conscious for a short time. Long enough to show his nasty, mean vindictive side
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (0zQHa)
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"This assertion has been debunked by a DNC press release."
-The NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
OK, I'm not stunned. She married Joe. But still, wasn't she married to him through his other (numerous) failed presidential campaigns? She has to know that he's not loved.
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (q3gwH)
Of course the "out of the loop" thing is the focus of this story... but the putative cause of the shortage is also a bunch of the usual horseshit.
The closure of the Sturgis plant did not cause this shortage. It's a contributing factor, of course, but there is no way in a month of Sundays that its closure caused it.
This is the admin claiming a far more anodyne cause than the real one, which is also the cause of our other post-COVID shortages -- structural weaknesses across the economy. Weaknesses which would be laid squarely at their feet, if our whole country wasn't a shell-game where everyone lies for fun and profit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (xPIwr)
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Well, yeah. It was on my local news broadcasts for a month before Biden said, "huh?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (0zQHa)
In her defense, Hunter probably fucked what little brains she had right out of her head.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (vrz2I)
That gets executive put in jail these days. Too bad it doesn't apply to people running a $5 trillion organization that kills people routinely.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (IEa8U)
After the midterms, will Team Joe again force the issue by starting up a 2024 run? Joe apparently believes that he needs to be on the ticket if Trump is running again.
Posted by: Revenant at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (T4RS9)
“Reduction of emission of these gases is a quick win in combatting climate change”
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO8)
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Since when has the senile pervert kept his shrieking private?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)
Hey Joey B! You are the worst President in history
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (DL/x3)
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)
I saw my first Biden/Harris sticker on a car this weekend.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)
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Since his campaign in 2016. They don't let him on TV much for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (0zQHa)
why are they pretending he's actually conscious of anything that's happenning?
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)
Absolutely. He needs to go out and insult some common folk. Like he has done in the past.
Posted by: Caliban at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)
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Now that's a bumper sticker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (0zQHa)
Hey Joey B! You are the worst President in history
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 06, 2022 12:34 PM (DL/x3)
And he's just getting started... Damn, I depressed myself
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (j40lz)
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (RHGPo)
Shutting down the fossil fuel industry.
All the LGBT, POC, in his staff, regardless of merit.
This is all planned for years.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (jTmQV)
We're only 1/3 of the way into this. There will be screwups that are totally unpredictable at this point.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (ohn1N)
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Sorry, this is out of an old book. The Democrats don't give a shit about the working class, or even most of the professional class.
Remember Bia Den facing down the hard hat wearing blue collar guy and telling him, "I don't work for you"?
I do.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 12:35 PM (c8pZY)
I'll take Trump's "mean tweets" (which I personally never saw) over this fake breaking the 3rd Commandment every time he addresses the public.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (yPxXc)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (12jgO)
I'll take Trump's "mean tweets" (which I personally never saw) over this fake breaking the 3rd Commandment every time he addresses the public.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (yPxXc)
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"We talked about them endlessly. How could you not see them?"
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)
Joe is way way past that.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (0Qrr3)
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This is not a stable form of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Joe knows, but his hate for the American people overwhelms all else.
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
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Three lies in that one run on sentence among a thousand lies in that op-ed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: garrett
He's drinking all the baby formula!
The Monster!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)
After the twitching stops.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Gope Leadership at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (II5RE)
Posted by: ChoccyChoccyChip at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (0Qrr3)
Well, Joe, imagine your exasperation with these numbers is only exceeded by America's voters exasperation. You suck.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (537E3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM
Same here, but this is a piece by politico who are 110% in support of democrats and everything they do. Something caused them to publish a piece this critical of joe biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (bVYXr)
Joe knows, but his hate for the American people overwhelms all else.
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
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I'm not so sure of that. Joe *might* know, but I also have no trouble believing that he doesn't. Unlike the fuehrer, Joe isn't actually in charge. His politburo are all running their own games, and it's likely that he's not a factor in a lot of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: ChoccyChoccyCh
Only every third time. Gotta keep him on short leash
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)
Exactly. The article is bunk
Posted by: 7man at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)
After the twitching stops.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (nByzo)
See: Theoden's response to Saruman.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (Vr12I)
Maybe some bipartisan legislation will help rehabilitate him?
Posted by: Gope Leadership at June 06, 2022 12:37 PM (II5RE)
Or a Kangaroo court lynching of Trump and anyone associated with Trump held in prime time with a Man from 60 minutes orchestrating it....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (bs+z0)
So Biden allied himself with a bunch of Bernie Bros. Communists who think they have unlimited power o do whatever they please and he complains about being let out of the loop?
Dude, you made your bed now it's time to sleep in it.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (SUeZa)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (us2H3)
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WRONG. The FDA owns this 110%. Abbott investigated and gave the criminal FDA the data to start back up. FDA denied them restarting for bullshit and baby starving reasons.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: El Chapo at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (tDF3V)
It is everywhere else in America too BECAUSE of whom is residing inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (GwxCX)
The pResident is out of the loop and the staff is responsible for all the bad decisions.
It's not his fault people. It's those inept underlings. And he's pissed.
Psst. Nothing will change.
Posted by: Golfman at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (NNCLp)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (0Qrr3)
In a country of 300,000,000 with at least 400,000,000 firearms in private hands, intentionally starving the people to bring it down only ends with a lot of bloodshed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED
Yeah, right. Right before the rope snaps tight and......and we really love Joe Biden. He's the greatest!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)
We can forgive our enemies, when they are dead
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (12jgO)
I know this because I was once one in 1983 -- Aviation Officer Candidate School, Class 14-83 on board NAS Pensacola.
Posted by: bed head at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (Y1sOo)
@7
>>And why is politico reporting this
Because the media got this guy elected. They did NO due diligence.
Get him elected. Things stay or improve.
BINGO. See rubes, we knew what we were doing.
Plus, we're holding him to account. It's a CYA operation while they hope you have a short memory.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (NW9xb)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (axdp+)
The coming fiscal austerity will result in the scope and scale of the federal government necessarily being less significant. It is already past the high-water mark. We're all going to suffer for the next few years, but a fair number of useless bureaucrats will be out on their asses in the real world when it's over.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (ESjRY)
Gonzalo Lira was correct.
He is just an elderly front that occasionally blurts out whatever the actual decision makers are talking about in the meetings he sits in, generally at the most inopportune times.
That's why they are always correcting him later.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (66TLh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (WKPeU)
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There's an FDA bureaucrat somewhere who was pissed that he didn't get a huge fine and a major promotion out of the Abbot suspicions.
That's been my guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (0zQHa)
What a stroke of genius that was.
I hope I wasn't the only one noticing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (jTmQV)
Democrats are having trouble getting candidates in South Florida. For anything.
This isn't just a Biden problem. The Democratic Party as a whole is being painted with this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (O1uOl)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:38 PM (Vr12I)
Twitter has publicly demonstrated for all that most people never mature beyond high school.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (SUeZa)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
This.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (q3gwH)
...holding a sword
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (V6f9+)
To pretend that Dems are 'mystified' by all the effects of their causes and working hard to figure it all out.
...For You, the American People.
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (mrjgR)
Democrats are having trouble getting candidates in South Florida. For anything.
This isn't just a Biden problem. The Democratic Party as a whole is being painted with this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
same thing is happening in Texas, except for ghetto regions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (q3gwH)
Bumbling fools with no idea what they're doing.
Or they are doing this on purpose.
Pick one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 12:29 PM (rjyzh)
~~~~~
It's both. Marxists who are running the show are doing this on purpose and the bumbling fool has no idea what they're up to.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: 7man at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (qwO6y)
Yeah. I, too, am having difficulty comprehending that Brandon knows how to dress himself properly anymore, based on past experience with dementia.
If it was anyone else, he would have likely been put in a 24 hour care facility by now as a danger to himself and others. IMO.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (nByzo)
Packin' heat: Nude Hunter Biden cavorts with hooker, illegal gun in latest mess for president https://trib.al/oNSAotA
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM
Correct, abbott proved to the fda that it was not their formulas that killed those two babies and made others sick, but the fda refused to let them restart the plant because they are jack booted nazi thugs who have way too much power.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (bVYXr)
Packin' heat: Nude Hunter Biden cavorts with hooker, illegal gun in latest mess for president https://trib.al/oNSAotA
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (wb1YC)
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Hunter Biden is of the anointed and above petty gun laws.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
Gun Laws don't apply to Politicians and their gets.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Brandon at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Every single idea comes from TV with these people. Every. Single. One.
Posted by: Adama at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (U2SPg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Things Biden will say this week at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (ESjRY)
DOCTOR Jill will be having none of it however. We're going to see just how much pull she has inside 1600 Penn Ave and with the media. She's obviously not that bright and when it comes to political infighting we'll see how the "low brow" *biden's stack up against the more polished Washington establishment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (Vr12I)
Imagine obtaining your greatest goal in life, thinking you've secured a spot in the history books, only to shortly thereafter realize it will be something along the lines of "In the waning years of the Republic known as The United States of America, presidents of various quality struggled with the growing global crisis and weaknesses of the nation. Finally, President Joe Biden assumed the office under questionable circumstances, a weak and senile man who was wholly unfit for confronting the culmination of challenges. He tenure proved the decisive, and unrecoverable, fall for the once great nation."
Yeah, I'd be pretty angry, too.
Posted by: Cheryl (last name withheld on request, because she's fucking retarded) at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
HHAHAHAHAHA joke is on all of us.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: kraken
The Mean Girls club at Washington Post this weekend was a hoot. Their tweets. And the Gay Mexican that works there too.
What a bunch of maroons! What a bunch of ultra - maroons.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (HMTci)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM
++++
My local newscast this morning was somewhat subversive on this topic. They were running the party line on the shortage, but included news about the production lines reopening and being "monitored by the FDA, which is under investigation over the plant closure."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (LPQqc)
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (RHGPo)
They'll probably just install another pro-Russian puppet that focuses on making Russia stronger.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (66TLh)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (66TLh)
++++
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (0zQHa)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (3vQN0)
Imagine obtaining your greatest goal in life, thinking you've secured a spot in the history books, only to shortly thereafter realize it will be something along the lines of "In the waning years of the Republic known as The United States of America, presidents of various quality struggled with the growing global crisis and weaknesses of the nation. Finally, President Joe Biden assumed the office under questionable circumstances, a weak and senile man who was wholly unfit for confronting the culmination of challenges. He tenure proved the decisive, and unrecoverable, fall for the once great nation."
Yeah, I'd be pretty angry, too.
Posted by: Cheryl (last name withheld on request, because she's fucking retarded) at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
Sounds like the Fall of the Roman Empire.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 12:44 PM (GwxCX)
Obviously they just don't realize the Russians are NAZIs that want to exterminate them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: The Turtle Pope at June 06, 2022 12:45 PM (CfQOY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 12:45 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (l7p9i)
https://bit.ly/3xdPqLD
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (i0wNm)
disarm the public
what could go wrong?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (Ynyl9)
And if someone's 12 year old daughter is gang raped and beaten half to death, a couple of doses of Morning After Pill and a session or two with some half-assed social worker will make her right as rain.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (SUeZa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (NZxYE)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (VJsqe)
it's the oil companies' fault
it's the meat packers' fault
it's the baby formula mfrs' fault
it's the NRA's fault
this is the guy who two years ago accused Trump of blaming others and not taking responsibility for what was going on then.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:39 PM (WKPeU)
++++
There's an FDA bureaucrat somewhere who was pissed that he didn't get a huge fine and a major promotion out of the Abbot suspicions.
That's been my guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:40 PM (0zQHa)
______________________________
It's more than a guess for me. I think that's 100% what happened. Some FDA fucknugget thought he was gonna be a hero of a big story exposing Abbot, but it blew up in his or her face. So next came petty vindictiveness.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (iFTx/)
Obviously they just don't realize the Russians are NAZIs that want to exterminate them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:45 PM
Well about a third of the population of Ukraine has relatives in Russia.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (bVYXr)
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A bigger bunch of horseshit has never been shoveled.
_____________
Hunter's ex-wife wrote a book in which she describes dating him. Hunter took her home to his "middle class" (according to him) Delaware home. After going inside the house, ex had to explain to Hunter that real "middle class" Americans don't have houses with ballrooms in them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: geoffb at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (r//c2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (VJsqe)
Actually, Jill filled out the paperwork.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (Vr12I)
/Crackles knuckles
Get ready people, I'm going to DESTROY a bunch more millennial leftwingers. WITH MY GIANT BRAINS!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Your Betters at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Send lawyers, guns, and butter.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (M9XmQ)
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So did the crew of the Titanic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (O1uOl)
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Like his son, Hunter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (NZxYE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (a3Q+t)
If it was anyone else, he would have likely been put in a 24 hour care facility by now as a danger to himself and others. IMO.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 12:42 PM (nByzo)
Agree. I wasn’t making the quip idly…like you I have saw it first hand in my mom.
Posted by: 7man at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (qwO6y)
There is also the consideration that they did not want to lay the blame on the mothers of the children who died from poorly stored Formula.
Gotta protect those protected classes.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:48 PM (ohn1N)
Can anyone point me to the thread a few days back about Unmanned Aerial Vehicles dropping grenades?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (anj39)
No, Twitter is far more than mean tweets. It's also for tracking down bad thoughts people had ten years ago. And for companies to rainbow-if their logos to show they're good people.
And if you DO have mean tweets, you'd better belong to the Right Side Of History class.
Posted by: red speck at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (gS3OW)
As for Dr. Jill, I'm sure she's "dating" now. Hunter says hi.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (63Dwl)
Any of the supposed opposition party name and shame this guy? Or even call for him to be fired? No?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (ESjRY)
.....
Really. He closely identifies with us?? What world do these people live in?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (dr4Q1)
Bravo. You missed your calling. That should be posted on Wikipedia.
Posted by: Golfman at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (NNCLp)
"You know, those poor dumb schmucks who can't just BS their way to fame, fortune, and installation as President of the US".
You know, I'm usually against the vote-pandering proliferation of PC national holidays, but if it's ever proven that Joe Biden ever did an honest day's work in his entire life, THAT day oughta be enshrined!
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (oedLL)
and having been the model for Cadet Mayo in An Officer and a Gentleman
Imagine how hilarious it would be if someone stood up at a presser and asked him reverently about this well-known fact. OatmealBrains would grin, squint and start telling the story, while his handlers scrambled for the ball-gag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mr. Senor Monsieur at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (Udlax)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (ESjRY)
I'd rather see your sister destroy millennial left-wingers with her fantastic tits.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (SUeZa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (1n+EO)
Gates to the rescue with his “formula” he has a stake in.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (8rK1A)
Posted by: Flight 93 at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (ohn1N)
Who, exactly- Thelma or Louise?
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: red speck at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (gS3OW)
since the russians never acheived air superiority, they cannot stop the giant flying stone head.
Posted by: zardoz at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (Ynyl9)
These have GOT to be pointing to some sort of medical thingy, hmm, what is it, can't put my finger on it...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Caliban
So, Biden is a yellagogue
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (O1uOl)
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Even DogEater read about it in the papers last October.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (NZxYE)
Posted by: Adama at June 06, 2022 12:43 PM (U2SPg)
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Written by people who have NO IDEA how the real world actually works...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)
since the russians never acheived air superiority, they cannot stop the giant flying stone head.
Posted by: zardoz at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (sGtp+)
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I love Zardoz references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (anj39)
No.
Just kidding.
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/399164.php
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (ULTJe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward
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Sorry I didn't get that. More coffee needed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (63Dwl)
Helicopter door, 2,000 feet above the River Plate. Nudge-Nudge Wink-Wink. After the nudge . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)
They must have forgotten the 4 years where everyone had to pretend that politicians don't talk like this all the time. Biden has probably uttered the word 'p*ssy' more times in his life than Trump has had hot meals but it was important for the Never Trumpers to pretend otherwise.
Because they're all worthless sacks of shit.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (wb1YC)
Love the passive language. Second only to Dark Matter in Great Mysteries of Science, "consequences" continue to befuddle our expert class.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (8rK1A)
And in a couple years we'll all be wondering why all the toddlers are getting aneurysms.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:49 PM (anj39)
No.
Just kidding.
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/399164.php
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (ULTJe)
Just another variant of AtC Hate Shakes.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (Vr12I)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
- Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, writing in the event that D-Day failed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (Ynyl9)
Experts.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (6eRlp)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
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Mmmm....
Tape...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
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That gal is positioned for more than success!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (Ynyl9)
These have GOT to be pointing to some sort of medical thingy, hmm, what is it, can't put my finger on it...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 06, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)
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Syphilitic brain rot?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (D/7mf)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (anj39)
The White House thinking there is time for a course correction is equivalent to Custer thinking at the Little Big Horn, "I've got this" just before his morale went to zero. This presidency is kaput except for the part where he gets to really f'up the country through executive orders. And we haven't even got to the part where the Republicans get to extract some well deserved payback for him being, up to his eyeballs, part of the Obama coup that nearly destroyed President Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (2mSQi)
Posted by: EveR at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (MUpk6)
They're all cloistered products of Marxist academe, where they were taught that their words change reality. They'll continue to believe that, because their indoctrination has rendered them incapable of learning.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (4I/2K)
"Joe Biden following in the Great LBJ's footsteps..."
Posted by: The Spin at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (D6lWx)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (6eRlp)
I've been listening to the sound track of Far Cry 5 a lot recently since some one linked it to the ONT. The plot of the game is that a vaguely rightwing doomsday cult in Montana is fighting with the feds and local government.
They produced some music, nominally the propaganda music of the bad guys (what I've been listening to), and not only is it really good, but they complain about big business, banks, and the government lying about taking care of people...very much working class concerns.
The old "the parties switched!" argument was dumb...but the Dems intentionally stopped being the party of the working class over the last 20 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (ESjRY)
Any guesses as to who?
Gretchen Whitmer, John Fetterman, and Tim Ryan. Yes, seriously. Let's just pick a few quotes on Whitmer:
It can be argued Biden should have tapped Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer and not Harris to run on his ticket...A moderate, Whitmer won in 2018 on a bread-and-butter promise to “fix the damn roads” and bolster the state’s ailing infrastructure.
If Whitmer survives this fall, she will probably move to the upper tier of future presidential candidates. And her star potential is real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8p496b
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (geLO8)
They want every Democrat presidency to be Camelot; I see it as MacBeth, with the First Lady in the role of Lady Macbeth.
Posted by: Mike D at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (rS5vj)
Posted by: Joe's Depends at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
Looks left
Looks right
Unzips
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (ULTJe)
The White House thinking there is time for a course correction is equivalent to Custer thinking at the Little Big Horn, "I've got this" just before his morale went to zero. This presidency is kaput except for the part where he gets to really f'up the country through executive orders. And we haven't even got to the part where the Republicans get to extract some well deserved payback for him being, up to his eyeballs, part of the Obama coup that nearly destroyed President Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (2mSQi)
In summary - Steiner will come!
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Jotato at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (YTBIQ)
Because they're all worthless sacks of shit.
Posted by: Azathoth
But now with more "N" word
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (FZYNt)
If Whitmer survives this fall, she will probably move to the upper tier of future presidential candidates. And her star potential is real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM (JCZqz)
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I'm pretty sure this is completely and totally racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
since the russians never acheived air superiority, they cannot stop the giant flying stone head.
Be right back, getting my diaper!
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (ESjRY)
****
I'm pretty sure the entire Biden family has a vastly different definition of 'ballroom' than everybody else.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (wb1YC)
Heh, 'plagued by'. I did exactly what I was supposed to do.
Posted by: Jimmeh at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (D6lWx)
Russian People: Good to know. Who else is running.
Putin: Ha ha ha. Dat a khoroshiy one.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2022 12:55 PM (G0vdT)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
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That gal is positioned for more than success!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (VJsqe)
Knocking me out with those American thighs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Y5 at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (Gb1zw)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (6bCXd)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)
Stealth edits of natural rights and the Constitution are not gonna fly, Joey boy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (537E3)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (rJ48h)
https://bit.ly/3xdPqLD
Posted by: bonhomme
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DEMOCRACY IS FASCISM
WAR IS PEACE
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH RUSSIA (except from 2009 to 2016).
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (WKPeU)
As an aspiring rapper I'm turning my life around and look forward to showering with my great grandchildren...
Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (kqr6l)
VP ManFace
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
Now that my trial is done, I am tanned, rested and rectum full!!
Posted by: Amber Turd at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Emmie at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (6RgRK)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
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That gal is positioned for more than success!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (VJsqe)
Knocking me out with those American thighs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 12:56 PM (4I/2K)
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I am voting for her!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (537E3)
Didn't Biden apply for this job?
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:46 PM (VJsqe)
He really didn't want to be President. But he owed it to the nation to save the Republic from that pussy-grabbing vulgarian from Queens.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (n+4am)
- Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, writing in the event that D-Day failed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM
Leadership. Compared to today. My aides didn't tell me and PUTIN!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (GwxCX)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Mind the Gap
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
God Bless Her !
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (arJlL)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
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That gal is positioned for more than success!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 12:53 PM (VJsqe)
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Imagine how many men she has and will position for failure.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (D/7mf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (0OmEj)
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Jill knew better than anybody just what a lying, cheating, skirt-chasing scumbag Joe Biden was, from her own adulterous affair with him when she volunteered to work on Biden's first senate campaign with her then-husband Bill.
She deserves whatever humiliation comes her way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Holy Crap at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (glGDV)
aw man
they should have said 'dark' forces
missed opportunity
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Y5 at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (Gb1zw)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (0OmEj)
At this point, i'm betting he makes it to the end of his second illegitimate term.
Because fuck the world.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (ESjRY)
Well, you stupid, senile fuck, every single one of your stupid, senile "policies" murdered the economy, destroyed wages and savings with inflation, took a blowtorch to the Middle and Working classes, made the Retired poor and hungry, made they nation less safe, crippled our military, let insane grooming perverts run wild on our children,
what else you got in that bag, asshole?
You want to be popular? Repeal every single thing you've enacted since becoming Preezy. Reinstate Trump's policies.
And clawback every single cent of stupid, feckless graft-filled spending.
Ass.
Hole.,
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (OK0YZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
Where the 'ron doing colonoscopy prep today?
*ducks and covers*
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Depends at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (ohn1N)
By the time the shit hits, the government will have confiscated our fans to fight climate change.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (GwxCX)
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Yup. Nixon's never-delivered speech in the event that the moon landing failed is another example.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (0zQHa)
If Whitmer survives this fall, she will probably move to the upper tier of future presidential candidates. And her star potential is real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 06, 2022 12:54 PM
whitmer is not now, nor has she ever been, a "moderate"
she was quoted over the Memorial Day weekend, stating "I never said I could fix the roads" (it was her main campaign theme in '1
Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (ENBF0)
That is like every day for the last 50 years except it is finally leaking out this is the case. FJB is and always has been a nasty and stupid motherfucker. The only difference this time around is everybody on the planet is paying attention to him, unlike in the Senate nobody paid attention to him, and the completely incompetent team he put together. He is a complete disaster.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Joey's Depends. at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)
We have to get those windmills turning!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (6eRlp)
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Which star is that? A pentagram?
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (EmGQ6)
Posted by: Joey's Depends. at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (GwxCX)
Probably best we get him focused off how his hair plugs turned out and onto a new rage.
@ 279, I'd rather have flat than faux
Posted by: Shriveled up melon head at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (OgZm3)
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we have a plan!! Lets retroactively cancel oil leases. That should bring down oil prices. Show everyone we are not insane with hatred of oil at all.
Posted by: The Biden Junta at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (WKPeU)
Oh. Sorry. How very gauche of
Me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (PIcCH)
An eternal conversation I have with the LIVs I know is that the Democrat they voted for made the same promises the current one is making and just like the last one has NO plans to abide by them.
And each time, "No I think he/she really means it this time. This one is different."
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Y5 at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (Gb1zw)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Joey's Depends. at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:57 PM (ohn1N)
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Damn, I didn't know those images were scrollable.
Now I'm imagining what else I've missed lo these many months ... and blame Mannix for failing to position me for success.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (NZxYE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)
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The 2024 primaries are, again, going to be every candidate trying to outwoke each other. The moderates are going to get drowned out and never heard.
Biden only rose to the top because of name recognition and years of forcing a likeable image onto the public for him.
Each and every woke "Biden killer" faltered within weeks, if not days. The 2024 Democratic primary is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Unfortunately, there's that pesky aspect of governing and leading that remains. In this case, the transitional champ is in fact tanking the show as the one being built up is unwanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (ZyXjg)
@nypost
Packin' heat: Nude Hunter Biden cavorts with hooker, illegal gun in latest mess for president
https://bit.ly/3Q0X3xn
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It's good to be king.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (FVME7)
I love Zardoz references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Where do you think Chicago's guns come from?
Posted by: Floating Hoosier Head at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (63Dwl)
The woman is amazing. What a journalist.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (537E3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 12:58 PM (BFigT)
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COST PLUS
Posted by: The Biden Junta at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
Why even wear that "dress"
#dropthepretense
Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 12:59 PM (MvHI3)
Well, Jill made the cover of Bazaar this month.
She's wearing something designed by Ed Gein, and a dress.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Associate Justice Clarence Thomas at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (4I/2K)
...although insiders say that as President Biden does not understand how to operate a touchtone phone, the series of "phone calls" actually consisted of Biden yelling into the phone over the dial-tone, as advisors pretended to speak back to him by yelling into their hands so as not to confuse him.
Posted by: brak at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Obligatory at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (wb1YC)
And an eye patch.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (5Tepl)
The blue lipped mother fucker was unpopular so he was going to be more approachable.
Just a normal guy in a 5000 dollar suit eating ice cream surrounded by dozens of men with guns.
Posted by: MJ at June 06, 2022 01:03 PM (zwDuR)
Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
20m
NEW - One of the largest migrant caravans of all time is making its way to the U.S.-Mexico border.
Daily Mail- https://tinyurl.com/yckuz9tm
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (nByzo)
He has as much in common with working-class people in the United States as he does with tribes living in the deepest jungles of New Guinea. His anger is driven by fear the people he's been shamming for decades will finally see he's a fake "working-class guy." Perception counts for a lot in politics. Even Senile Joe can remember this.
Posted by: crusader at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (yJe3+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (sWM8x)
Toomey is negotiating 2A restrictions with Murphy. We're in good hands people. The best.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (BgMrQ)
One Strafing run with an A-10 stops ALL of this bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (l7p9i)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (MIDoM)
@nypost
Packin' heat: Nude Hunter Biden cavorts with hooker, illegal gun in latest mess for president
https://bit.ly/3Q0X3xn
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1. That is not a .38 revolver. It is a semi-auto.
2. With all of his drug wrongs, one being discharged (I assume dishonorably but he's a Biden) did Hunter pass a background check.
3. Why is this coming out now. There is some real reason.
Posted by: The Biden Junta at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (ZyXjg)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (rJ48h)
I missed all the details.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:04 PM (nByzo)
______________________________________
Ahhhhhhhhhhh . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (2mSQi)
Yeah...no. That commodity NEVER lags.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (4LyY6)
>> mourned in death so she can get to dating again.
Did you have to say that part out loud?
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (WKPeU)
But his Twitter profile would take a lot of heat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (+YsAH)
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:02 PM (v0R5T)
Please God - let him make jokes about gun control and school shootings.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (TtJAb)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2022 01:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett
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Apaches from Ft Hood are closer.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (ic6SW)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (buTO7)
Sounds more like General Hospital.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (/EuRN)
It all starts to sink in.
Pigs enable tyranny as long as their mortgages are paid and they are granted a few extra privileges.
The way it is.
Posted by: Broken Apple at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (pK18g)
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we have a plan!! Lets retroactively cancel oil leases. That should bring down oil prices. Show everyone we are not insane with hatred of oil at all.
Posted by: The Biden Junta at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM (WKPeU)
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"The only way to get lazy American farmers off their asses is to ban food and fertilizer imports. And when that fails, nationalize food production! We'll make Mike Bloomberg the Agriculture Czar. What could go wrong?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (NZxYE)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (ohn1N)
I could fix their problem in one week.
Sucks to be them.
They are going to need cheating an order of magnitude higher than 2020, which was already an order of magnitude above all previous elections.
Dumbass doesn't realize he's never been popular, ever.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (GdOGA)
Posted by: George Costanza at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 12:26 PM (ohn1N)
Au contraire! I think he's dreamy!
Posted by: Leslie Knope at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
Biden is doing exactly what he promised to do.
And if he had actually gotten 81 million legitimate votes, his popularity ratings wouldn't be in the toilet. But instead, only the 30-40 millions far lefty activists who want to destroy this country are happy.
(Don't forget his real approval ratings are 5 to 10 points lower than what these polls are reporting, as per usual with Democrats).
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (YVBLw)
Dem/leftists want chaos. They NEED chaos. And they've been extremely successful at creating it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (Qhnrt)
****
Murphy is the Eric Swalwell of Beto O'Rourkes.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (MIDoM)
I could fix their problem in one week.
Sucks to be them.
They are going to need cheating an order of magnitude higher than 2020, which was already an order of magnitude above all previous elections.
Dumbass doesn't realize he's never been popular, ever.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (GdOGA)
Please save some popcorn, as we're going to have a shortage of that too in the fall (or sooner).
Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (Rl7KJ)
Biden can only identify as working-class because he's never actually worked a day in his life.
Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
Upper decker.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (nByzo)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (CfQOY)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
While Prez Shit For Brains is there...
NO!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
Yeah, definitely.
Would I get to use the President's shitter?
I bet it's nice.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (5Tepl)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
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I'd go to pick up some gold bars. Double the amount if I have to look at Biden.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (Qhnrt)
Commies always want instability and chaos.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (TtJAb)
https://is.gd/CzCNXZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2022 12:52 PM (0zQHa)
.........
Not quite busty enough to solve the baby food shortage.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
If you were invited to the White House...for anything...would you go?
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM -
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I don't fall for FBI ploys THAT easily.
Posted by: irright at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (NTUk0)
Very possibly a nation ending President. Very possibly.
Posted by: The Biden Abomination That Causes Desolation at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (jV+aN)
-- Demented, Pants-Shitting, Child-Molester in Chief
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (DTX3h)
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I definitely would. There are things in there mere mortals can never see.
Heck, we can't even walk on the grounds of the related property without it being insurrection.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (MIDoM)
Posted by: The Democrat Party at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (WKPeU)
I bet it's nice.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:10 PM (5Tepl)
Pristine condition.
Never gets used.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (/EuRN)
Look for Biden to lash out. It wouldn't surprise me if at some point he orders Garland, or Garland's replacement, to indict Trump. He needs something to keep the hard-core base loyal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (unwnR)
Posted by: Jimco Industries
Couldn't hurt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Probably the same Senators who swore to Mitt behind closed doors that they wished they could vote to convict Trump in the impeachment trial, but they were too afraid of their voters to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames
Pass
I don't want to be seen with those people
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (geLO8)
Look for Biden to lash out. It wouldn't surprise me if at some point he orders Garland, or Garland's replacement, to indict Trump. He needs something to keep the hard-core base loyal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (unwnR)
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He's not going willingly. He will run for re-election.
It will be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
Cocksucker says what?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (nByzo)
Pete says a lot of things, but mostly, ow, that hurts.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (TtJAb)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
As much as I hate to say it, I would go. Despite FJB and his admin, it would still be pretty cool to go into the actual working parts of the WH (I've been in the parts you can go into on tour).
I guess if I was important and I thought my visit would be seen as an endorsement that might move some votes, I wouldn't go - but nobody in the world is going to change their vote b/c I go to the WH.
Posted by: Mehive at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
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That narrative is, like, two months old, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
You mean like right now? I was fixin' to go to Whataburger.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (MIDoM)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (y8wop)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (sVtYq)
........
Hope they're giving each one an EV along with their cell phones cuz they're not going to like the price of gas.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 01:09 PM (Rl7KJ)
More like 5 minutes...just reverse everything numb nuts has done.
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (BxD88)
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (y8wop)
1) Not real
2) Not a problem
3) Trump's Fault
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:13 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: That Bot Over There at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (1dzqn)
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Hoarders, wreckers, saboteurs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (MIDoM)
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (y8wop)
Poor guy. If only he wasn't a corrupt, dishonest dunce.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)
I hear that invading Ukraine might be appropriate.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: MJ at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (W+MDb)
Posted by: Secretary Pete at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 12:33 PM (q3gwH)
MBS could play the meeting like this:
Crown Prince MBS will tell Biden the US can have as much Saudi crude as it wants, at a terrific price, if Biden says this in public:
Saudi Arabia is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful country I've ever known in my life. Iran is the cruelest, most cowardly, and most evil country I've ever known in my life."
MBS will promise to reduce Saudi crude output if Joe doesn't read that in public.
Posted by: crusader at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (+DQEH)
Posted by: BignJames
Pass
I don't want to be seen with those people
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (geLO
Yeah, why enter enemy territory?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (V6f9+)
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There's a story linked in JJ's morning report about how the Biden administration is actively recruiting certain classes of illegal aliens to come here -- one of them being poor, uneducated single mothers.
Because American taxpayers just aren't currently supporting enough homegrown jobless single mothers, right? We clearly need to be actively encouraging foreign ones to come here and mooch off us too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (MvHI3)
If his handlers don't want him to, though...here comes the Hunter Biden document dump, with pics even
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Holy crap at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (glGDV)
China is at war with us. They need to be fucked over.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2022 12:32 PM (vNbzm)
Add to this the constant drumbeat that the police are just itching to shoot minorities.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (+DQEH)
What would be the Biden equivalent to the bear is loose? -
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"The big plastic knob is off the door. I repeat..."
Posted by: irright at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 01:14 PM (5HBd1)
That doesn't leave any opportunities for graft.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (5Tepl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2022 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
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That narrative is, like, two months old, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
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Easy I've been out on maternity leave before then. Just gettin back to the lying and screwin up. And the butt fuckin but I'm always doin that.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: crusader at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (AMIL/)
Get him to recite the shehada on live TV.
Stupid fucker probably would, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (XSRBF)
Eat it, Joe.
*makes shakeweight motion*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (yQpMk)
Airing it out, Boss.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:17 PM (ohn1N)
It is my understanding that China is very short on fertilizer for themselves, so keeping it is probably smart. That doesn't mean we shouldn't or couldn't produce more.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:17 PM (ZsR3z)
Let's let Puddin be Puddin.
For the children.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 01:17 PM (sWM8x)
They will just grind up Uighers.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (ohn1N)
well, truth be told, Pete takes it up the ass, too- so I am disinclined to take him seriously
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (geLO8)
The way it is.
Posted by: Broken Apple at June 06, 2022 01:07 PM (pK18g)
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Four legs good, two legs bad. Same as it ever was ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (84y3M)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (XSRBF)
Wut...
Nobody needs to see that.
***facepalm***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (W+MDb)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (ZsR3z)
***
I have no use for this product.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (5HBd1)
excellent PR move
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (geLO
IDK, USS Buttwipe just doesn't seem to convey war readiness.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (LOVUx)
Why would yet another Hunter Biden revelation sink Biden? It wouldn't... unless you start seeing the NYT make a big deal about whatever it is. All that matters is media coverage, not events. The coverage tells you what the Uniparty is planning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (xPIwr)
Nobody needs to see that.
***facepalm***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Maybe 40 years ago, but now? Yikes!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 06, 2022 12:47 PM (ESjRY)
I'd rather see your sister destroy millennial left-wingers with her fantastic tits.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 12:50 PM (SUeZa)
You know she did appear on Chrissie Mayr's podcast and did discuss the pics that are supposed to be of her.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue...
Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed.
Stuff that Barry Goldwater said in 1964. This struggle has been going on for a LONG time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: BignJames
........
Sure, if you guys would quit playing NukeMap.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
We can't even produce our own piss and have to import it from China??
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (XSRBF)
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There goes keeping breakfast down.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (WKPeU)
Posted by: Squid at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (v2M2m)
Posted by: The Biden Junta at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM
So that while they debate new gun control laws for you, they can rub it in your face that they won't ever apply to them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (h6/n7)
There is no conclusion but that they are intentional.
He wants inflation, because it hurts the productive class.
He wants baby formula shortage because it hurt normies.
He wants more illegals, because they literally hurt citizens.
And so on
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2022 01:17 PM (ZsR3z)
Ok. I can accept that
Still, China needs to be dealt with.
Rather, we need to open our eyes about them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (ufFY8)
Sure, he's probably spewing profanities - it's likely his default mode. About what? Who knows? Getting the wrong ice cream flavor, maybe.
Posted by: soulpile at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (hiX0r)
tinyurl.com/ycksu4cz
And by the way, Joe, let me be the first and only person to tell you that, I least think that last picture was inappropriate. What's next? Porn links?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (l7p9i)
Posted by: CrustyB at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (qXzGC)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (ohn1N)
Let's let Puddin be Puddin.
For the children.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2022 01:17 PM (sWM8x)
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Out: The Full Monty.
In: The Full Biden.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (84y3M)
Posted by: White House Janitorial Staff at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (D6lWx)
We can't even produce our own piss and have to import it from China??
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (vrz2I)
Yeah, I don't get it. Urea, Irea, everyone rea's.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (Vr12I)
well, truth be told, Pete takes it up the ass, too- so I am disinclined to take him seriously
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (geLO
It is difficult to imagine that a "man" who does not know where his penis belongs is all that good at figuring out the minor stuff, let alone the big things, is it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: That guy that thinks everything is a 1 at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (y7tUr)
Who could have possibly guessed?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (zeiW4)
Daily, we might add.
Posted by: White House Janitorial Staff at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (D6lWx)
Go long on Depends stock.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:20 PM (LOVUx)
Im not gonna try to say I feel that pain personally, he said.
Judges would have also accepted FUCK YOU PEASANTS
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (yrol0)
Yep - I've had plenty of LIVs tell me that if the pedo charges against Joe or Hunter were real they would be talking about it in the news.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (vcOmj)
Barry Goldwater...best President we never had.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (uIN5d)
Glad to see you weren't victim to the South Street shooting on Saturday.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (66TLh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (84y3M)
Does anyone else have hair like that? Serious question.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mike D at June 06, 2022
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Lady Macbeth had a lot more on the ball than does Jill. Can you imagine anyone saying this to Jill?
"Bring forth men-children only; for thy undaunted mettle should compose nothing but males."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2022 01:19 PM (l7p9i)
Too much ankle. This is a family establishment.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (nByzo)
An eternal conversation I have with the LIVs I know is that the Democrat they voted for made the same promises the current one is making and just like the last one has NO plans to abide by them. And each time, "No I think he/she really means it this time. This one is different."
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:01 PM
So, most of us prior to 2016? "The Rs really will cut the budget/protect gun rights/protect the border/repeal Obamacare", etc.
Posted by: Grimmy at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
And by the way, Joe, let me be the first and only person to tell you that, I least think that last picture was inappropriate. What's next? Porn links?
Hey I got a great one I just sent me dad. Let me get you a link!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)
Bill Clinton pulled this crap his first term but he had advisors smart enough to have him move to the center on some issues.
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Bill was just doing as instructed, too. He called no shots, either. Hillary's a different story.
His handlers (including her) were smart enough to move toward the center themselves, when they realized the time wasn't quite right yet.
These current gangsters are smart enough to know that the time is right, and they're pulling out the stops.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (MxEKc)
I find it intriguing that the media never seems to find an attractive photo of Senile Joe.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV)
beans on the stove
BBQ honey thighs
and many TNTs
Mondays are good
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (vrz2I)
Far more prone to salty language behind the scenes than popularly known, Biden also recently erupted over being kept out of the loop about the direness of the baby formula shortage
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I'd like to be a fly on the wall during "devout Catholic" Joe's Confession.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (WMBxb)
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
I don't want to hear a God damned word from yankees about southerners after this sister humpin first family.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (c8pZY)
So, most of us prior to 2016?
For the record, I was the guy in 2012 right here saying not to vote for Mittens Romneycare.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022
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She's on the cover of one of the female magazines Miss Linda subscribes to (using my late cat Tatiana's name). I haven't looked inside the issue even out of curiosity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Thanks. South Street was the place to be in the 80's. Now all the good shops are gone, and it's nothing bars which mostly attracts thugs.
We had Homicide out there, the Non-Fatal Shooting Teams, and the Officer-Involved Shooting Team, because everyone was shooting or getting snuffed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: 18-1
Yeah. The news, like the cable news networks. They're always the go-to source for truth.
That's why we are so thoroughly screwed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (vcOmj)
Too much ankle. This is a family establishment.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (nByzo)
Amish Romance novel covers.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (WMBxb)
I can't imagine he's darkened the door of a confessional in years, but if he has, then he certainly omitted sins of which he is cognizant, which by itself is a sin, and don't get me started on his sacrilege.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT
Won't get that from me. I want to retire in the south. Love it there.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (Vr12I)
A cream-covered butter churn in a suggestively lit shed....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (uIN5d)
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+1
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (84y3M)
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (AEPuQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:18 PM (xPIwr)
I guess I should have made it clear that the signal would be given for NYT and all of Gaslight Inc. to zitz teh Bidet.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (F0ebD)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (UNQS9)
Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2022 01:21 PM (MxEKc)
I find it intriguing that the media never seems to find an attractive photo of Senile Joe.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 06, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV)
To me he always looks like the judge in that Aykroyd demi Moore movie in Spotsylvania or something.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (0Qrr3)
"Krasner said at least four guns were involved in the mass shooting. He said it is possible there are more firearms involved."
Oh those pesky autonomous guns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (66TLh)
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Saw an article earlier this morning that Biden junta is considering imposing a "windfall profits" tax on oil companies.
Last year, Exxon's net profit margin was around 8%.
Apple, by contrast, had a net profit margin of over 26% in 2021.
But yeah, those damn oil companies and their evil profits!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (c8pZY)
Imagine how we feel about most of the Lower 48.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (66TLh)
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Ghost in the gun machine.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (krQz2)
New -- The patient's escaped!!
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (AEPuQ)
LIZZY! first of all LOL
Second of all try posting from your wifi. You may have been unbannenated.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (zeiW4)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: kraken
Her legs are like a pair of warped toothpicks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (fmt/2)
I lived in that area in the good time years. Even then, Saturday nites in the summer got dicey..
But there was maybe one shooting per summer. What happened this past weekend was unheard of.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (LOVUx)
*cough*Murkowski*coughcough*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (/EuRN)
"Krasner said at least four guns were involved in the mass shooting. He said it is possible there are more firearms involved."
Oh those pesky autonomous guns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Guarantee the shooters get off with probation or minor weapons offenses. The black community loves him, despite he is enabling the slaughter of blacks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (XSRBF)
He is giving you guys a bad name. #JusticefortheSisterHumpers
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: F-ing Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (jYQlA)
Kamala Harris is PIONEER
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (geLO
I thought it would be " Cooter" and " Pooter" for Prez and First Lady.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM (geLO
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Leading expert on the significance of the passage of time.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM (krQz2)
"Krasner said at least four guns were involved in the mass shooting. He said it is possible there are more firearms involved."
Oh those pesky autonomous guns.
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Did the right people get shot?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:24 PM (Vr12I)
Rule 34: Funeral Dressed Mourners.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (nByzo)
You French kiss your granddaughter in public a few times and suddenly people start making outrageous accusations!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (ohn1N)
Posted by: kallisto
The thugs know it's open season, and we're not allowed to stop it. This is what the mayor, D.A., and police commissioner want. They want carnage. 218 homicides as of yesterday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (XSRBF)
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Well, you are dealing with Irish Travelling White Trash from Delaware.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (fmt/2)
don't you remember how he crowed about Delaware being a slave state, a Southern state?
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2022 01:05 PM
This.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Mostly blacks on blacks. Think there was a specific target, but they just shot into the crowd, killing three.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Willie Bown's willie at June 06, 2022 01:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (krQz2)
Atlanta rapper Trouble was shot to death in a 'domestic situation' over the weekend.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kallisto
The thugs know it's open season, and we're not allowed to stop it. This is what the mayor, D.A., and police commissioner want. They want carnage. 218 homicides as of yesterday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:27 PM (XSRBF)
Mostly all Black on Black / street guns?
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)
TBF, Delaware barely counts as the North. They didn't join the Confederacy, and that's basically the only reason it counts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (xPIwr)
China is at war with us. They need to be fucked over.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:15 PM (ufFY
Don't worry. My cat will make up for the shortage.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kraken
Yes and yes. Those killed were innocents. Wrong place at wrong time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Mostly blacks on blacks. Think there was a specific target, but they just shot into the crowd, killing three.
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So a triple. When do they start hitting home runs?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (2oJif)
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It's uncomfortable losing the franchise?
*ducks*
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (krQz2)
In the 90s my buddy worked at a deli on the same block where the firefight occurred. He saw a bimmer come screeching up on to the sidewalk, someone jumped out the driver side, and my buddy immediately barricaded himself and the store patrons inside the deli until the little drama was over.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (DJFLF)
Kamala Harris is PIONEER
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM
QUOTA
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (GwxCX)
Jill doesn't have the social cachet that attracted rich and powerful men to Jackie Kennedy.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (0rU8g)
Posted by: kraken
Her legs are like a pair of
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:26 PM
Corrected. They're always wrapped in fishnets. Even Moochelle's spandex mermaid-shimmer leggings were more appropriate and classy.
Posted by: Fake Moron Editor at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (4I/2K)
FJB!
Posted by: Kafiroon at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (grIUB)
Posted by: kallisto
I remember that. Was supposed to have the South Street Detail that night, but they sent another cop in my place.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (AwYPR)
So no visits from Joey and the usual crowd? Hogg boy gonna make an appearance?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (GwxCX)
Biden and whoever is talking in his earpiece is actively working to level the United States. There’s a huge difference in administrations. Democrats in the Carter era weren’t looking to rule over the rubble.
Posted by: Advo at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (LcnVR)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (4I/2K)
Ever see the White Trash Cookbook? On Amazon.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (4I/2K)
Boiled trash fish
Posted by: crusader at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Ace at 01:24 PM
Ace, Ace, Baby
So cruel, so cruel
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (yQpMk)
"Trouble ", an Atlanta-based rapper who was referred to as 'a true voice for his city and inspiration to the community he proudly served' was shot dead after a night of partying.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM
When will Diego get his shot at being Incident Commander?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Fishman at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (0FBGM)
She's wearing something designed by Ed Gein, and a dress.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 06, 2022
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That's the magazine. A crying shame it is that a really attractive and classy First Lady whose initials are M.T. never made the cover during her FLOTUS time, because her husband didn't have a (D) after his name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022 01:30 PM (0rU8g)
That is a new and interesting term of 'it'.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (4I/2K)
TBF, Delaware barely counts as the North. They didn't join the Confederacy, and that's basically the only reason it counts.
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Delaware was awarded its title The Loan Shark State when Dems needed to make up for the 156 Race Riots of 1968. Keeping their donors and slave vote can be expensive. Allowing Loan Sharks to borrow from the Treasury Window is generally a bad idea. But Kingdom of SoDiNY and Too Big To Fail always wins.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (0chEi)
SHE is busty.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2022 01:23 PM (ufFY
I think she was featured in one of OregonMuse's Chess and Dress threads once.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (j+yQq)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (cCxiu)
Kamala Harris is PIONEER
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:25 PM
I've long thought that these code names given to the press aren't real. What's the point of a "code name" if you tell everyone?
Isn't the point of a code name so they can communicate about the person without everyone knowing exactly who you are talking about?
thus, I have to imagine the code names the SS gives out to the press are not the real code names used by the SS.
Posted by: Mehive at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: Kestrel.986 at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (dtX/B)
Of course, KY and MD count as Southern, and they never seceded, either. The whole definition seems pretty messy to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (xPIwr)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (Y274z)
Atlanta rapper Trouble was shot to death in a 'domestic situation' over the weekend.
Can't wait for his girlfriend's album to drop, "Troubleshooter".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2022 01:29 PM (2oJif)
.........
We can always import more from Nigeria. I hear Sojaboy Usman is available.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
They're daring us to become vigilantes.
https://bit.ly/3x8QK23
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (i0wNm)
"Trouble ", an Atlanta-based rapper who was referred to as 'a true voice for his city and inspiration to the community he proudly served' was shot dead after a night of partying.
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That's turrible.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: BignJames
Black market guns. Drive past 1500 W. Winghocking Street in North Philly and you can buy three guns in less than an hour.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (XSRBF)
TBF, Delaware barely counts as the North. They didn't join the Confederacy, and that's basically the only reason it counts.
_________
Like the kid who always gets picked last in gym.
Confederacy: You take DE, we don't want it.
Union: We don't want it either! You take it.
Confederacy: No way! We're not taking it.
Union: Well we're not taking it either!
Confederacy: Think maybe we could sell it to the Mexicans?
Union: Nah, why would they want it? They have enough problems already.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (Tae6h)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (xPIwr)
not to me
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (AwYPR)
Of course, KY and MD count as Southern, and they never seceded, either. The whole definition seems pretty messy to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (xPIwr)
My state, Missouri. Slave State. Stayed in Union, lots of fighting.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2022 01:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Advo at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (LcnVR)
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I think one is connected with the other. You want a "better country", but to those who make the perfect the enemy of the good ("America was never great"), "better" can only mean "perfect", because you make that mental substitution all the time.
And because nobody knows how to make anything "perfect", because--well, we can't even teleologically define what is the central purpose for a thing--they don't know how to make things "better" because that seems to be their conflation. Instead, because the world refuses to be perfect, they must tear it down.
The Biden stage is late-stage Carter-paralysis.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (krQz2)
And space aliens.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (BP3/z)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)
Boiled trash fish
Posted by: crusader at June 06, 2022 01:32 PM (AMIL/)
Will go look. I take it trash is an essential component.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (4I/2K)
I saw a story which claims "Doctor" Jill also walks around the White House, sans clothing. What the hell is wrong with this Deliverance family?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:16 PM (XSRBF)
I don't wanna hear another fucking word about Palin's "white trash trailer park family".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: kraken
Also has a star on the Stars & Bars.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM (Y274z)
The goal is to have the most fabulously obvious cheat with Biden getting 261 bazillion votes and no one is allowed to have standing in court or a protest on the mall.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (0Qrr3)
Of course, KY and MD count as Southern, and they never seceded, either. The whole definition seems pretty messy to me.
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MD had their State Legislature seized by Union Soldiers and Baltimore had the guns of Fort McHenry turned on them with the promise if they seceded they would raze the city.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
We have so many homicides that the Homicide Uint cannot handle every job. So the department created a non-fatal shooting team, and those detectives would investigate all the shooting victims who did not die.
It's the reason regular detectives are so overworked, because they took half the detectives from every unit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (XSRBF)
The bullet is the #1 criteria for the time and the place.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: kraken
Also has a star on the Stars & Bars.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (c8pZY)
Why, yes it does.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (Vr12I)
Hmm.
I'll accept Kentucky.
Southerners mostly consider Maryland to be mid-Atlantic. More crab cake than bacon grease.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (66TLh)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (bx+f8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2022 01:36 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (XSRBF)
And space aliens.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (BP3/z)
Mr. President, does Mars truly need women or is this merely Martian propaganda?
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (j+yQq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (ESjRY)
And he wonders why most of the insiders hate him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Brandon at June 06, 2022 01:37 PM (Y274z)
In Seattle, the sex crime detectives are so overworked and understaffed, they simply stopped investigating sex crimes against adults.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: kraken
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Missouri is bookended by St. Louis and Kansas City. Both strongholds of the Union support cuz money. In between is Jesse James country.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (0chEi)
First I abduct your cows, then I bang your mom!
Posted by: Some mArtian Teenager playing COD at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (ESjRY)
I've long thought that these code names given to the press aren't real. What's the point of a "code name" if you tell everyone?
Isn't the point of a code name so they can communicate about the person without everyone knowing exactly who you are talking about?
thus, I have to imagine the code names the SS gives out to the press are not the real code names used by the SS.
Posted by: Mehive at June 06, 2022 01:33 PM
Quota is on the move. Quota on way to podium to give space talk. I repeat, Quota is om the move.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: bonhomme
In an eight-hour shift, we get about 30-45 jobs. I usually have four or five detectives, so do the math.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 01:38 PM (GwxCX)
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That could be the code name of EVERYBODY in The Junta.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 01:40 PM (84y3M)
Okay, so they investigate "nearly a homicide" cases.
Thanks!
And, regular detectives have been drafted into this team, making it more difficult to work on other non gun crimes.
Got it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 01:41 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 01:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2022 01:44 PM (jYQlA)
Only the implementation of the government system as designed by the Founding Fathers will do this.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2022 01:45 PM (KATBx)
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Right, because taking personal responsibility for failure goes against the world-view. "I don't want to look bad, so I'll make up excuses - which will make me look bad."
Emperor Brandon doesn't even have his own Party working against him at every turn. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 06, 2022 01:46 PM (86NBt)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (buTO7)
It's not about prosecuting felons...which is kind of his job.
No, it's about harassing legal organizations that promote gun rights.
That's what DAs do now, more like a political advocate than the chief prosecutor.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2022 01:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 06, 2022 01:35 PM (0chEi)
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MD was probably 60/40 southern sentiment. They were forced to stay in the Union by the Union. A civil war raged within the state of MD
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 06, 2022 01:50 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Adama
I believe this. Their egos and hubris have them starring in their own drama show where they are super-stars and and the nation can't survive without their brilliance. I am sure this is reinforced at every DC circuit cocktail party as they pat each on the back while secretly wondering how to stab each other in the back to increase their power. So much of the media is that way as well - they want to BE the story, not report it.
Posted by: Cheri at June 06, 2022 01:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 06, 2022 02:13 PM (rIXF2)
Obviously they just don't realize the Russians are NAZIs that want to exterminate them.
A lot of them have apparently been hauled off forcibly, as hostages, and relocated to distant parts of Russia. It wasn't a choice for a lot of them. Especially for the former residents of the former town of Mariopul.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at June 06, 2022 02:22 PM (UAOJ4)
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Wow. That an Oscar Wilde worthy quip
ala Her hair turned quite gold from grief.
Posted by: simplemind at June 06, 2022 03:33 PM (J9ZRt)
He is merely the figurehead for a faceless Junta that is dedicated to replacing the American way of life to "save the planet (tm)." The pain is high fuel prices is intentional; these zealots forgot that, in their passion to force electric vehicles on the public, high fuel prices cause a cascade of higher prices on all manufactured/farmed goods.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2022 04:00 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 06, 2022 06:16 PM (wGqjj)
BWAHAHAHA! He's a loud-mouthed a**hole in PUBLIC. We all ASSUME he's an even worse one in private. This not news to any of us who actually pay attention.
Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2022 07:44 PM (W0i8D)
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