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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, June 11

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Good afternoon and welcome to this weekly respite from most of the outside "civilized" world -- the Ace of Spades Pet Thread.

Thanks for stopping by. Ask someone for a treat, kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Reminder: For current events and politics, the Thread before the Gardening Thread (a couple of threads below) is almost always an Open Thread.

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Intellectual Pets

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From Cat Food Breath.

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h/t Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Cat subjected to civilization

News anchor meets swimming cat

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Meet The PetMorons

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Here are Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) and Molly (Black Dog Three) submitted by Mister Scott. We had to color code the dogs for our BIL who had a stroke and can't remember names.

They look like sweethearts. I might remember their color codes better than their names, too.

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Hi KT,

Thought I'd share a few photos of the cats at Chez Publius. The first is a photo of all 3 in their accustomed places on the cat tree. Lower level is Jake the Uncouth, a ginger who weighs in at 17 pounds and is crammed into that space, but he likes it. Mid level is Della, who fell in love with Jake the first time she met him (and she weighed only 1 1/2 lbs at the time). They have a weird relationship. He won't allow her to suck his nipples anymore, but is otherwise indulgent. On top is Purry Mason, aka the Purrbox (a tuxedo cat), in one of his favorite spots. The second photo is an illustration of The Jake-Della thing, and the third is Purry getting really high. Since that photo was taken, I've had to remove all of the books on that shelf to give him room.

The Pet Thread was a fabulous idea. Thanks for maintaining it! While the head Ewok does the lion's share of making it all happen, the and it wouldn't happen without cobs who are willing to donate the time and attention.

Miley the Duchess and Publius

What personalities!

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From Jewells:

We got 2 new pups a few weeks ago. Jelly Bean is a 10 year old chihuahua and she may only be 6 pounds but she is full of spunk! She was surrendered after her owner had to enter a nursing home. She only has one tooth left lol! She's very sweet but when she starts singing the song of her people she can be LOUD! Then we have Freddy a Bichon mix who is 13 years old. Her owner got cancer and could not take care of him anymore. He's a sweet boy who craves attention. They both seem to be settling in at Shep's and in fact we may already have a home for Jelly Bean.

Yay for cute little dogs finding new homes!

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Photos are a little blurry, but you try photographing kittens.

So, I haven't been a kitty daddy for nearly five years, and my friends kept urging me to get a cat. Well, recently, the barn cats of a friend of a friend littered, and I committed to getting the brother and sister. I was informed that someone else had made a prior request, maybe, about the cats. Since the kittens were in an indeterminate state, I decided that, if I got them, I would name the boy kitty Schroedinger and the girl kitty Madame Curie (aka "Maddie"). I learned that the other people had bowed out but that, alas, Schroedinger's sister had died. Fortunately, there was another litter a couple of weeks younger, composed of Schroedinger's cousins, so I picked a female out of that litter.

They've been here six days as of this writing and are charming and active. Schroedinger is the robust orange kitty who is really into roughhousing. Maddie, the teeny black calico half his size, gives as good as she gets. And, as you can see from the library photo, they both into books.

Captain Obvious

More intellectual pets! And they are just babies!

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Love those PetMorons! Thank you for sharing your pets with us. We have a few more left for next week.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com


Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, June 4. It includes a great story about the recovery of a lost PetMoron, some other great pet photos and stories, and some memes about pets who sometimes annoy. Heh. The comments are closed now so you won't accidentally ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:18 PM




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1 Beautiful pets

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 03:20 PM (VdGjU)

2 rowr

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 11, 2022 03:23 PM (vuisn)

3 Amber

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 11, 2022 03:27 PM (/Ym0t)

4 Lucy the twatfink has a new backpack carrier. I put her in it a couple times now for a short walk to the beach. She meowed, but didn't seem to hate it too much. She's still hanging out with me, so perhaps this will be a thing and I can take her for longer walks.

Anyone else used one of these carriers?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:27 PM (U2p+3)

5 Terminal kittenitis.!

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2022 03:27 PM (gktX6)

6 Yay!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2022 03:27 PM (aaGzp)

7 And I'm so happy to meet Miley and Capt O's kitties!

Yay!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:28 PM (U2p+3)

8 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2022 03:28 PM (2JoB8)

9 A guy I see at the pub has a Leonberger which is a huge dog and has always been sweet and very friendly. Buut just lately there has been random snarling.
This breed is not known for aggressiveness. But he's worried about the possibility of having to put him down.
The dog just turned one.
BTW he knows dogs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 03:29 PM (VdGjU)

10 And I'm so happy to meet Miley and Capt O's kitties!

Yay!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:28 PM (U2p+3)
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Thanks! They're both sleeping on my lap as we speak.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2022 03:33 PM (aaGzp)

11 N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 03:29 PM

We had a neighbor with rotties that were allowed to sort of roam free in the yard, and one day the male just started looking at people funny and acting strange. You didn't dare approach him. It was scary.

He disappeared shortly thereafter.

Posted by: KT at June 11, 2022 03:35 PM (rrtZS)

12 Anyone else used one of these carriers?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:27 PM (U2p+3)

I'll bet you could put your carry piece in the bottom of the cat carrier, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2022 03:35 PM (1fIn0)

13 Nice Pets Y'all!...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2022 03:36 PM (R/m4+)

14 Good Saturday afternoon, horde!

We took Tank and Sarge out to a trail in the woods this morning, and let them off leash. They had a fabulous time, but it's going to be bath night, because they splashed through every bit of swampy, stinky, mud they found.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2022 03:38 PM (OX9vb)

15 I had a neighbor years ago who had a rottweiler. Very nice dog till he was maybe two or three and then began to get aggressive. Maybe they weren't really meant to be household pets.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2022 03:40 PM (Ynyl9)

16 And I'm so happy to meet Miley and Capt O's kitties!

Yay!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:28 PM (U2p+3)

I took Jake the Uncouth to the vet for his shots, and was amazed to discover that he only weighs 14.4 pounds, not 17 as I suspected. He's actually lost some weight since last year, and the vet says he's actually not overweight (just has a bit of a belly). Being a very muscular cat, he shouldn't weigh less than 14.

She also commented that his teeth are in beautiful shape, and we should continue feeding him whatever our current regime is. I told her that he kills and eats a lot of field mice and assorted scamperers.

Our back porch is now a killing grounds, because Purry and Della have learned from Jake. Purry prefers small mammals, whereas Della is most interested in birds, insects and reptiles.

Out of consideration for the more sensitive readers of the Pet Thread, I will not describe the carnage that occurred last weekend. Suffice it to say that the back porch had to be power washed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2022 03:44 PM (Mzdiz)

17 Never tried a carrier with a cat. I tried putting a leash on Wu when she was very young, and she wasn't having that.

But the stray we took care of a couple of years ago would walk along with us when we walked the dogs.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2022 03:44 PM (OX9vb)

18 Miley, what little killers!

We woke up last week to a screaming baby rabbit that Wu brought inside to play with. Tank was also enchanted with it--he likes to steal her prey.

Might have to reconsider that cat door.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2022 03:47 PM (OX9vb)

19 Love the handsome critters pictured today! I feel sorry for that fat kitty in the swimming pool who looks to be in pain as she walks. Poor thing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2022 03:47 PM (Mzdiz)

20 Halfhand at June 11, 2022 03:29 PM

It looks like a lot of work! But it's gorgeous. Love the snapdragon bed also. Not as majestic as the rhododendrons, but cheerful and fun!

Posted by: KT at June 11, 2022 03:48 PM (rrtZS)

21 Oops. Wrong post.

Posted by: KT at June 11, 2022 03:50 PM (rrtZS)

22 And Jewells,
Thank you again for all your hard work and time volunteering at Shep's. Those critters are the lucky ones to have you guys caring for them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 03:50 PM (U2p+3)

23 Miley, what little killers!

We woke up last week to a screaming baby rabbit that Wu brought inside to play with. Tank was also enchanted with it--he likes to steal her prey.

Might have to reconsider that cat door.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2022 03:47 PM (OX9vb)

April, we have to keep the screen porch door closed now, because the cats want to bring their stuff through the cat door into the house to play.

I tell them, "This is why you can't have nice things."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2022 03:50 PM (Mzdiz)

24 NL,

Have him pick up the book "Mine" by Jean Donaldson. It's about dealing with resource guarding and agression. (She has another book on agression towards other dogs). He needs to get that under control now and the book will show him how.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2022 03:55 PM (YynYJ)

25 Actor of the Day

Bob Hoskins was in Balto with Kevin Bacon.

Bob Hoskins was in Mermaids with Christina Ricci, who was in Sleepy Hollow with Christopher Lee.

He was a menacing villain in Unleashed, a Jet Li movie.

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I have some clear plastic drawers that are my cat's favorite place to nap. I put one on a high shelf, where they don't function except to give her a place to watch me work on the computer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 11, 2022 03:58 PM (ybIRR)

26 Is this show Night Sky any good?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 11, 2022 03:58 PM (ybIRR)

27 Bourbon Chicken @ 25-
I was having trouble seeing where you were going with 'clear plastic drawers' until I read further.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2022 04:01 PM (gktX6)

28 BourbonChicken, just finished up Night Sky. I loved it, was pleasantly surprised. Most of it is low-key, not high action. Characters are great.

Posted by: skywch at June 11, 2022 04:01 PM (uqhmb)

29 I love the pet thread!

Posted by: leber at June 11, 2022 04:01 PM (icjBz)

30 A cat-book thread crossover. I like it!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 11, 2022 04:02 PM (/+bwe)

31 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 11, 2022 04:03 PM (u73oe)

32 Um, and I think Night Sky has a pet dog and a few llamas, heh.

Posted by: skywch at June 11, 2022 04:04 PM (uqhmb)

33 Love those horde pet photos. My favorite thread of the week! Thanks KT.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 11, 2022 04:05 PM (YHR2F)

34 And thanks for the pet moron pictures! Always love seeing everyone's pets.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2022 04:06 PM (YynYJ)

35 Overweight swim cat is pretty darn funny.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 11, 2022 04:07 PM (KFhLj)

36 Bourbon Chicken @ 25-
I was having trouble seeing where you were going with 'clear plastic drawers' until I read further.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2022 04:01 PM (gktX6)

they could be a hit at the Folsom Street Fair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2022 04:08 PM (g8NpQ)

37 Nice animal shots.

That reminds me, I had a small stray female almost black tortoiseshell who showed up a couple of times over the last year.

Well, she popped up again and this time, she has four kittens in tow. One looks like the orange kitten in the Captain Obvious set. One's plain dark (not quite black), one is a dark tortoiseshell like its mom and the last is a grey tortoiseshell with a white-tipped tail. Based on eye color and nursing behavior, my current best guess is that they're about 5-7 weeks old.

I'm probably going to have to call animal control to trap them while they're still at an age where they can be socialized and adopted out. The mother, OTOH, is probably hopelessly feral although she has been letting me get closer (~6' now) before she hisses.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2022 04:09 PM (ZSK0i)

38 Eyew, AOP. Harsh visual. Wonder what happened to Zombie?

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2022 04:12 PM (gktX6)

39 Is this show Night Sky any good?

It's okay. Two main actors are good. A little slow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 11, 2022 04:13 PM (KFhLj)

40 If anyone else thinks that top picture was a sheep shot, just shear up. Things will get better

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2022 04:16 PM (anj39)

41 Additional Blond Agent,
You've been chosen.

Are you feeding momma cat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 04:18 PM (U2p+3)

42 Are you feeding momma cat?

Yep, got a feeder and waterer for her. She's fully established until I can figure out the best path forward.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2022 04:20 PM (ZSK0i)

43 If anyone else thinks that top picture was a sheep shot, just shear up. Things will get better
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2022 04:16 PM (anj39

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That's baaad.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 11, 2022 04:21 PM (u73oe)

44 43 If anyone else thinks that top picture was a sheep shot, just shear up. Things will get better
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2022 04:16 PM (anj39

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That's baaad.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


I herd that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2022 04:21 PM (U2p+3)

45 Wife yesterday donated canned cat food we had still after Cinnamon passing to Vet Hospital that took care of our cats.
She said they appreciated it.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2022 04:22 PM (2JoB8)

46 Any more sheep puns and I'm gonna have to hoof it on out of here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 11, 2022 04:23 PM (u73oe)

47 Wool you please stop with the sheep puns!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2022 04:25 PM (OX9vb)

48 I guess there ain't really mutton wrong with the occasional pun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 11, 2022 04:25 PM (u73oe)

49 Happy Pet Thread Day.

I have always (up until lately) had dogs that are extremely protective. I am aware of my responsibility in having them that way and safe guard them from any mishaps.

The two mugs I have now would lick somebody to death.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2022 04:28 PM (QF9em)

50 The next person who tries to ram through a sheep joke will have to go on the lamb.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2022 04:29 PM (0fVbu)

51 Greetings from the NoVaMoMe. No pet morons in attendance

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2022 04:30 PM (7MVXo)

52 Anyone hear from Woulfus?

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2022 04:34 PM (E0NVW)

53 Greetings, pet lovers.
Such a fine collection of pets!
Carry on.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 11, 2022 04:35 PM (jTmQV)

54 Eyew, AOP. Harsh visual. Wonder what happened to Zombie?
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2022 04:12 PM (gktX6)

Consensus seems to be he/she has gone radio silent for reasons of OpSec. I think if he/she had come to harm, we would have heard the unhinged Left crowing about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2022 04:35 PM (TlDch)

55 Anyone hear from Woulfus?
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2022 04

Wasn't he thinking about adopting a new cat?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 04:36 PM (VdGjU)

56 I have always (up until lately) had dogs that are extremely protective. I am aware of my responsibility in having them that way and safe guard them from any mishaps.

The two mugs I have now would lick somebody to death.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2022 04:28 PM


Molly (Black Dog three) is the neighborhood Walmart greeter when we go for walks and makes people pet her. Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) does not like strangers and will not get close to people she does not know but she is the perfect house alarm dog.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 11, 2022 04:37 PM (bVYXr)

57 neighbor kitty that disappeared last Wednesday after the big 4.5 inches of wet stuff has been located. she took shelter in someone's garage, who then called the pet kops. Miss Penny spent two nights in kitty jail and was bailed out today with her shot records and a fine. i missed having her hang out on the back porch and lie about being fed at home, glad she's ok, the little felon.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 11, 2022 04:37 PM (UgAdJ)

58 NL Urker, yes, kitty 3 hrs away.

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2022 04:38 PM (E0NVW)

59 Well the foghorns are going off. Goodbye 70, sunny and mild. Hello 50, dark, and wet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2022 04:39 PM (EZebt)

60 Wasn't he thinking about adopting a new cat?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 04:36 PM (VdGjU)


Yeah, but the breeder he was thinking of adopting from started exhibiting some squirrelly behavior, so he's examining other options.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2022 04:39 PM (ZSK0i)

61 Sheep jokes? Don't let anyone fleece you.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 11, 2022 04:39 PM (qfLjt)

62 N.L.Lurker yes was waiting too, he said it was a couple hour drive.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2022 04:40 PM (2JoB8)

63 So many sweet puppers and kittehs!

I take many blurry feline photos. Generally, it takes at least 5 shots to get 1 decent picture.

I have never tried a cat backpack, but I want to try walking Bingley on a leash. Never tried it with him, but have walked other cats with varying degrees of success. I don't have good outdoor space where I live (and there are too many critters close by who would find him tasty), so I don't want to let him out by himself. But maybe I will take him to the park. He needs an outlet for all his energy.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2022 04:41 PM (pkAcY)

64 Wolfus took a 3 hour trip to visit a potential adoptee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2022 04:42 PM (EZebt)

65 Cool.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2022 04:43 PM (ZSK0i)

66 Three sheep walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

"I guess you haven't herd, get the fuck out!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 11, 2022 04:46 PM (BP3/z)

67 Yay petzzz!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2022 04:49 PM (kf6Ak)

68 Not sure if wildlife belongs on the pet thread, but my friend and I saw a moose today while hiking at Vedauwoo. I didn't take a picture because it was a lot more up close and personal than I'd prefer to be with a moose, maybe about 10-15 feet off the trail. She was happily munching on leaves and seemed uninterested in us. We thought it best to skedaddle (calmly) and not stick around for selfies.

My moose spotting count is now at 6, but this the closest I've ever been to one, and much closer than I ever wanted to be.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2022 04:51 PM (pkAcY)

69 9 A guy I see at the pub has a Leonberger which is a huge dog and has always been sweet and very friendly. Buut just lately there has been random snarling.

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I hope the vet figures it out.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2022 04:53 PM (kf6Ak)

70 A guy I see at the pub has a Leonberger which is a huge dog and has always been sweet and very friendly. Buut just lately there has been random snarling.

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I hope the vet figures it out.


That's a big dog to be unruly.

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2022 04:54 PM (E0NVW)

71 screaming in digital, you are very wise.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2022 04:54 PM (QF9em)

72 That's a big dog to be unruly.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2022 04:54 PM (E0NVW

I imagine his snarling face is scary.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 11, 2022 04:57 PM (VdGjU)

73 Police in GA help two boys rescue kitten trapped in a storm drain:

https://tinyurl.com/y8aacy43

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2022 04:57 PM (l7p9i)

74 HOBBY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2022 05:01 PM (2JoB8)

75 We see lots of wildlife here, I like to see them

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2022 05:02 PM (2JoB8)

76 The basset hound with the glasses is always classic. Don’t be fooled. Those dogs are smarter than people think.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 11, 2022 05:10 PM (CdZ4i)

77 18 -- April -- God! I hate it when the cats bring baby bunnies home to kill. Several years back I had a big orange tabby. The first baby bunny he brought home I was able to get away from him and put back where it belonged. After that, the cat did his baby bunny killing under a vehicle in the very middle where I couldn't get to him. I really wish the baby bunnies would just give up and die already. Same cat was good for one sparrow a day during the summer months. Then the house finches moved in and ousted the sparrows. The sparrows were very cooperative; Boo would nail one and it would immediately die. The damn house sparrows screamed and hollered.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at June 11, 2022 05:10 PM (H31K8)

78 57. People here in Central NJ care being told to keep cats and small dogs inside. Too many Coyote sightings.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2022 05:23 PM (ONvIw)

79 Just came in from the lake. Great looking group of moronimals.

Our cats won't go on the pontoon. My dogs would, but they crossed rainbow ridge years ago.

Thanks for keeping the pet thread going KT.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 11, 2022 05:25 PM (D4MZJ)

80 Last weekend was the weekend to catch the 3 feral kittens. The mommy I had fixed a couple of weeks prior. On Memorial Day she finally brought them out of the thicket and placed them under my deck. They were so darn cute especially when they saw me looking at them. For a second they would freeze and their eyes would just get so wide open. Too funny. I caught the mommy first to get her out of the way. Took her to the cat lady's house and for the next 3 days I caught them one by one. 2 of them went crazy when they realized they couldn't get out of the trap. 2 boys and a girl. They have been at the cat lady's house all week. She sent me some pictures. Hopefully, they won't mind being around the people and she will be able to foster them, get them fixed and then get them forever homes. They kind of seemed content laying next to her on the couch so I guess it's just a matter of time. Next up, time to catch daddy. That should take care of the feral population until next time. Phew! And that was only half the story. lol

Posted by: sidney at June 11, 2022 06:01 PM (itAo5)

81 Maggy and Mollie look like they're inseparable. They also look like potential tag team schemers.

"Go knock the over the kitchen trash can, and in the chaos I'll grab the raw steak curing on the counter."

Do Jake, Della, and, Purry always sleep in those positions?

Posted by: Levin at June 11, 2022 06:42 PM (LiQHr)

82 For latecomers, Wolfus got the kitty! Details onnthe hobby thread.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2022 06:48 PM (YynYJ)

83 Three sheep walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

"I guess you haven't herd, get the fuck out!"

That should be:
"I guess you haven't herd, get lost!"

Posted by: Ciampino at June 11, 2022 06:54 PM (qfLjt)

84 Why I hate every fucking YT video
0-:15 title of topic followed by garbagey video showing title and channel.
:16-1:15 reminder to subscribe and babbling about other topics
1:16-1:30 title of topic again
1:31-5:00 source of topic
5:01-5:10 the actual topic!!! (Which I remember from 7th grade art class)
5:11-7:30 demo of idiot demonstrating the topic with babbling

Posted by: Mitch probably at June 11, 2022 07:47 PM (zMYGS)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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