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Mid-Morning Art Thread
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Margins at June 06, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:30 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:31 AM (h6/n7)
Vistavision.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 7man at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (qwO6y)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (wgN1q)
Godspeed, brave men.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (1SP9Y)
I seem to recall something in my casual studies of language that "oc" in Old French was the word for "yes." "Oui" was the word in the Parisian dialect, which eventually won out. So is this "Point of Yes"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)
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This assertion seems...debatable.
*walks away with explosion in background*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 06, 2022 09:34 AM (537E3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:34 AM (5pTK/)
Wow.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2022 09:34 AM (ij5RJ)
Godspeed, brave men.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM
How they managed that climb without their gigantic brass balls getting in the way will forever be a mystery.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Did you wash your foot ?
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
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Your fascination with Michael Bay escapes me. But, to each their own.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM (5pTK/)
All for this. What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM (lAyzZ)
Krauts got their Mauser KAR-98Ks and MP-40s. The handgun is hard to ID.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:36 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:36 AM (arJlL)
Your fascination with Michael Bay escapes me. But, to each their own.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM (5pTK/)
Be careful or he'll post that Verizon FiOS commercial again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (gktX6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (d0Qel)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM
We're Morons, here...not barbarians. Or the French.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (rlRgM)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (jYQlA)
Told often my FiL was a D-Day vet, landed in morning on Omaha
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (yJe3+)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2022 09:32 AM (jYQlA)
When I first heard about that, my thought was "No way in Hell. Someone is making shit up."
A quick search had me grousing about the state of my Corps.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:35 AM
We're Morons, here...not barbarians. Or the French.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
LOL !
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (4olE
"Uncle Sam's Misgendered Children"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2022 09:37 AM (gktX6)
Amen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (lAyzZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (5pTK/)
I think that's from Osprey publishing -- I'd imagine a Campaigns booklet rather than a Men-at-Arms one.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:39 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (jYQlA)
"F*ck You Jerry/F*ck You Jerries"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (/EuRN)
Thank you, guys, we WILL get it back.
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (CP91p)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (ij5RJ)
Posted by: Broken Apple at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (Y59Ns)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (geLO8)
Both returned safely to the US once the shooting stopped.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:41 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 202
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It does look a lot like those.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (geLO
Off shore, behind the camera, on a pontoon boat with Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 09:41 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 09:41 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2022 09:41 AM (RQN3O)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM (geLO8
Out in the water, drowning Wood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Oops!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2022 09:42 AM (ij5RJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:42 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2022 09:42 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM (4olE8)
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I don't know if it was those photos or ones from the Pacific but they were released past the censors, I've read, because home-front civilians thought things were going easy and needed to be reminded that the tough part was only beginning and, I'm guessing, maybe questioning the need for wartime rationing and the like too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM (yikp0)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM (d0Qel)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
P-38, P-39. Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM
This place...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022
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The U.S. troops seem to be using rifles and submachine guns for the most part. Do you mean a handgun dropped by the dead German soldier in the upper right? I can't see a pistol, but there appears to be a Schmeisser just by his right hand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Captains don't cry.....
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Summer the Marine at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2022 09:45 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:42 AM
I wouldn't use it on your floor or top your dessert with it, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:45 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:45 AM (txdEq)
Sigh. Dwelling on this raises my BP.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (lAyzZ)
Posted by: dartist at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (+ya+t)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM (d0Qel)
Is fragging still a thing, because I'm thinking it should still be a thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (p03vF)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM
Agency conference call just mentioned D-Day. In MA. This is encouraging.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (2NHgQ)
"I was on those cliffs with my PU-38, full banana clip, ready to go at it with those damn Koreans."
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2022 09:47 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: WhiteRook45 at June 06, 2022 09:47 AM (KukD1)
Successfully, I might add.
Oh well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2022 09:47 AM (F0YaR)
P-38, P-39. Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2022 09:40 AM
This place...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (h6/n7)
DICKFAT!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Successfully, I might add.
Oh well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2022 09:47 AM (F0YaR)
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Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 09:48 AM (VJsqe)
Politely email your superiors to remember the USS Rich which struck a mine off of Normandy on June 8th and sunk with the loss of 91 and 64 missing out of the 213 crew members.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:48 AM (k6qJn)
This may not be 'fine' art but it certainly captures the physical and emotional moments.
Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2022 09:48 AM (7EjX1)
A P.08 Luger, on the other hand, was perfect for my paw, and I even got to fire it. It was amazing. It seemed as though the bullets went where you pointed the gun, every time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup
They're not gonna make ya dance The French Mistake, are they ?
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:50 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2022 09:50 AM (CP91p)
They did what they had to do to survive. It left a scar on all the survivors, no doubt about it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2022 09:51 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 09:51 AM (lAyzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 09:48 AM
Oddly enough, I was laughing at that typo just yesterday as I roasted some potatoes in tasty duck fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 09:51 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 09:51 AM (HsAzN)
Memory seems to think it was in the neighborhood of 3K allied soldiers who died, but, I could be wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:51 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 09:52 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 09:52 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022
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Oh, the German who looks like he might topple off the cliff at any moment? Yeah, he's clearly holding a handgun, but I can't make out what it is. It seems longbarrelled, though.
The Wehrmacht used Walthers, Lugers, and probably Mausers among other makes, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:52 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 09:52 AM (yrol0)
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It's just a silly phase you're going through.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (rlRgM)
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (xjbxI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 09:44 AM (arJlL)
Big Boys dont cry
Boys don't cry, period.
Posted by: The Cure at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: American GI ascending the heights at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (Tae6h)
Posted by: The Cure at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (HsAzN)
Except on their periods!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 09:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 09:54 AM (vrz2I)
I would hang this. Some people would see it and leave which would make me happy.
Posted by: Kafiroon at June 06, 2022 09:54 AM (hZuUh)
June 6, 1944
First news this morning was the invasion. Really sounded good. I’ll bet Gerry doesn’t last long now. The beauty of the thing is this is no small scale operation. We have enough troops and tanks and planes to move right on.
With our front cracked wide open Gerry has lots of worry on his mind. Now if “Joe” only decides to open up we’ll have the thing pretty well sewed up. Corps Arty moved again today. This time to a “villa” about a mile and a half across the river, just west of the Vatican. Nobody knows where any one else is. Everybody, it seems, has one idea in mind and that is to head north. Our leading elements are 25 miles beyond Rome. PW count is beyond all expectation. Over 2500 came in in one day. Latest VI Corps count, which is incomplete, is 8,028 as of yesterday.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2022 09:54 AM (cPDW+)
Running through the mud in high heels to dive into the trench while Vice President Biden returned fire with his 50-cal.
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 06, 2022 09:54 AM (P7EjO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 09:55 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2022 09:55 AM (HKku6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (Tae6h)
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Well, it works like this: One starts out as an illustrator, then, somehow, one gets noticed, the price goes up, and, voila! Art.
Posted by: Zombie Norman Rockwell at June 06, 2022 09:55 AM (5pTK/)
Is it when you can get chicks to pose nekkid for you?
It's gotta be when you can get chicks to pose nekkid for you.
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 09:56 AM (RMNb+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 09:56 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
The exact experience I had with it. It was the most instinctive pistol I ever fired. Its like it worked by mind control, like it was connected to your eyes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 09:57 AM (VwHCD)
Boys don't cry, period.
Posted by: The Cure at June 06, 2022
***
I'm not a grup,
So don't forget it!
It's just a silly phase I'm going through --
Posted by: Oldest Kid on the "Miri" planet at June 06, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
And Majors don't rock & roll
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 09:58 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 09:58 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022
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The exact experience I had with it. It was the most instinctive pistol I ever fired. Its like it worked by mind control, like it was connected to your eyes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022
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That's an even better description. I lined up the sights, yes, but it almost seemed as if I didn't need to.
Posted by: Oldest Kid on the at June 06, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)
Today is Day 1, and it seems to be going really well. His first task was just to read whatever he wanted (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), except that I handed him a dictionary, a composition book, and a pencil and told him to write down the words and first definitions of any words he didn't know.
Second task is straight up copywriting. I handed him The Hobbit and told him to copy out the first two songs (the break the plates song, and Misty Mountains Old), and he's down there practically singing the broken plates song as he copies it out.
I hope this can keep up. Next will be history, and he chose (out of Washington, Lincoln, and Napoleon), to read about Lincoln. He'll read for a bit, and then do some copywriting around that as well (the Gettysburg Address, of course).
Then, science. He picked a book about the history of space travel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 09:53 AM (Tae6h)
Well if you ask me it's all "art" but there are clear differences between low, middle and high art.
For example, I'm a fan of comic art. So much great stuff! No way in hell you can confuse it with Rembrandt. That's a whole 'nother level.
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (CsBL2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (Tae6h)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:00 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 09:18 AM (B+qrE)
Mainah, to follow up from the morning thread, I did manage a drive into Lusaka, which is the capital. It's like you'd expect in a third world city. crowded, dirty, beggars and people selling things at every stoplight. but i saw KFC and starbucks on my drive in. everyone spoke english, and i think they were generally happy. like i said before, next trip, i'll plan some vacation time to go see victoria falls and a couple days on a safari.
you considering going that way?
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (p03vF)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022
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His staff must be terrified that F. Joe will make a true spectacle of himself in some fashion. But the show is taped (right?), so anything embarrassing can be cut out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (lAyzZ)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (Tae6h)
No, they would not. In fact, my guess is that they would have breached that door so fast it would have saved many of those children.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:00 AM (bs+z0)
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A loser no one respects is going to interview a loser no one respects.
I don't think the Junta has really thought this one through.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (mrjgR)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)
I don't think the Junta has really thought this one through.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (5pTK/
I'd love to see him on Gutfeld...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022
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When do they ever?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (txdEq)
"Some of the best Willie and Joe material I picked up was from listening to infantry partners who were personally incompatible or even hostile to each other, but who worked well as a team on patrols or when taking towns, and so clung together like sick kittens on a hot brick. To hell with personalities - they wanted to get home alive."
pg 278.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:03 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: It's me donna
Could be.
They have to release opinions on avg 1.26 per day until the end of month to meet the deadline.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 10:04 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (bs+z0)
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And, just like that, D Day is rediscovered by the press, and, not in a good way.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (bs+z0)
We switched Dobbs with a steamy Harlequinn Romance. Let's see if anyone notices.
Posted by: John Roberts at June 06, 2022 10:05 AM (CsBL2)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (4TZI4)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (bs+z0)
******
Possibly, but they have until Thursday, June 30th.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (NpAcC)
"Some of the best Willie and Joe material I picked up was from listening to infantry partners who were personally incompatible or even hostile to each other, but who worked well as a team on patrols or when taking towns, and so clung together like sick kittens on a hot brick. To hell with personalities - they wanted to get home alive."
pg 278.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Nice !
Thanks !
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (Tae6h)
Posted by: Just Sayin at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (dOwqX)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM (906pl)
SEE? GUNZ SHOOT ALL BY THEMSELVES!!
Posted by: Jimmy Kumfunnel at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (mrjgR)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Should have picked something that would have allowed him to play God like Frankenstein.
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (sbP6r)
you considering going that way?
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (p03vF)
Thanks for the additional info. Yeah, possibly, but not until next summer. Lusaka is a one of a couple southern Africa locations on my list.
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (B+qrE)
He turned that phrase so hard it rolled over.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 10:08 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Should have picked something that would have allowed him to play God like Frankenstein.
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (sbP6r)
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"Baby's First Brain Chemistry Experiments"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
Then, science. He picked a book about the history of space travel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
*****
Today is also a good day to discuss D Day and the importance of remembering it.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 10:08 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (eGTCV)
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I'm sure Joe will regale Kimmel with stories of the time he spent palling around with Johnny Carson.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (eGTCV)
Holy shit! I can see Ole Slow Joe claiming he introduced The Beatles to America.
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 10:09 AM (sbP6r)
he'll talk about that time he subbed for Johnny
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:09 AM (geLO8)
Results from this study strongly suggest that mask mandates actually caused about 1.5 times the number of deaths or ∼50% more deaths compared to no mask mandates.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:09 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: zombie General der Artillerie Erich Marcks at June 06, 2022 10:10 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)
German mechanical engineering at its finest. Never use a three bar mechanism when a five bar will do. Or even a seven.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022 10:10 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: red speck at June 06, 2022 10:10 AM (gS3OW)
Results from this study strongly suggest that mask mandates actually caused about 1.5 times the number of deaths or ∼50% more deaths compared to no mask mandates.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:09 AM (yrol0)
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Oh, good. My mask caught the water droplet full of covid. Now it will sit there a millimeter from my nose for the next seven hours, doing nothing and never moving even though I'm breathing through the fabric the entire time. Also, just think of all the stuff my body's exhaling and just getting trapped a millimeter from my mouth that I'm constantly breathing back in.
It's the only way to be safe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
"Son, take those electrodes out of your mother's brain RIGHT NOW!"
Posted by: Robert, still in fucking Minny-Soder at June 06, 2022 10:11 AM (Phfav)
Posted by: AOC at June 06, 2022 10:11 AM (Go9h8)
In a boy's bedroom.
Along with stuff like sailing ships in battle. Also stuff like cowboys, Indians hunting buffalo and the like.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (5NkmN)
all illustration is art
*if you understood and appreciated all the studio work that goes into the creation of a good illustrator, you'd understand*
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (DJFLF)
That AmGreat article is flawed. He is comparing apples to oranges.
He shows national results from one polling series then compares them to state polling series from other firms. He doesn't use results from the same firm using same methodology.
If you use Baris polling as a baseline (same firm/methodology) Trump leads Biden in a theoretical 2024 matchup 46-40, Walker leads Warnock 44-40, and Republicans have a 4-5 point preference over Dems nationally.
Any polling out of PA is suspect right now because they are the typical Dem leading polls.
That article is pretty much garbage, author doesn't understand polling.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (1NHUw)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022
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Multiple redundancies!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:13 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: red speck
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Soldiers.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 10:13 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: red speck
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*cough*
Marines?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, former ground-pounder at June 06, 2022 10:13 AM (Go9h8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (1NHUw)
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So, you're saying that the GOP is going to lose everything and we'll be under a monolithic Democratic majority for the rest of time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Marines? The Ranger Battalion would like a word with you. Outback and far from witnesses.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (k6qJn)
Hey, we have the lowest approval ever, and we can't even come up with a good idea to feed babies.
I know, let's go on Jimmy Kimmel!
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022
***
If the 23rd-century Germans design the Enterprise, Scotty will have to pull both the warp nacelles to change the dilithium crystals every 200,000 light years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Thank you.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (ic6SW)
*walks away with explosion in background*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
I agree with you though
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
2016 ace is calling and he wants his position back.
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (9otr5)
Hitler did not like the Luger, and did things to get rid of them. They were too expensive. I'm pretty sure he shot himself with a Walther -- and it was a head-side shot, not a "suck start."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (videA)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (5NkmN)
Read that as Indian Hunting
I was like dayum!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (YsLD1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot
better make it 21 and include the tranny biys pretending to be girls or include girls. for the record, i really don't want to see females being drafted, but i'm totes willing to go there to stick it up the progtards collective hindquarters in order to get yellow bellied male cowards pretending to be women drafted.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (UgAdJ)
Joey ain't Bubba Clinton. At this point Joey would be lucky to be Mr. Potato Head.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (XIJ/X)
That's what detcord is for. Among other things.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (txdEq)
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Not to worry, that service is included with the purchase price!
Posted by: German Starship Dealer at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (5pTK/)
TWANLOC delenda est
or we destruetur.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (vNbzm)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Growing up I knew a truck driver from Portland who was at Pointe du H'oc. He was about 15 feet up before getting shot in the leg. Hell of a guy.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (anj39)
@ByronYork
'The president has expressed exasperation that his poll numbers have sunk below those of Donald Trump.' His solution: Travel more, highlight his administration's wonderful accomplishments.
. . . .
Members of Biden's inner circle, including first lady Jill Biden and the president' s sister, Valerie Biden Owens, have complained that West Wing staff has managed Biden with kid gloves, not putting him on the road more or allowing him to flash more of his genuine, relatable, albeit gaffe-prone self. One person close to the president pushed for more "let Biden be Biden" moments, with the president himself complaining he does not get to interact enough with voters. The White House has pointed to both security and Covid concerns in restricting the travel of the 79-year-old president.
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Like Shakespeare said, "Cry 'Havoc!' And let slip the unicorns of politics!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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The challenge isn't to reinstitute the mandate, that is probably dead for good. It is to preserve the authority of the CDC to institute mandates for other things in the future.
Right now the ruling takes that authority away from the CDC.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (1NHUw)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2022 10:02 AM (bs+z0)
******
Possibly, but they have until Thursday, June 30th.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2022 10:06 AM
Or, if they want to be considerate, they could release it after the NoVaMoMe so I can show the RMBS Mom around without a Mall full of thousands of shrieking protestors.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (h6/n7)
this discussion is only initiated by normies and "civilians".
Artists just don't talk like this, or make these distinctions
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (DJFLF)
you considering going that way?
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:01 AM (p03vF)
Thanks for the additional info. Yeah, possibly, but not until next summer. Lusaka is a one of a couple southern Africa locations on my list.
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (B+qrE)
Jumping in on this private conversation- I was in Lusaka on a mission trip in 2005. I loved it.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (szWS4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:12 AM (1NHUw)
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So, you're saying that the GOP is going to lose everything and we'll be under a monolithic Democratic majority for the rest of time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Send money!
Posted by: The RNC at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (Phfav)
Hey this is worth a watch. There should be a highlight at nascar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: creeper at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (k6qJn)
One of the plans was to reinforce the Rangers with a Marine detachment off one of the ships, but that was nixxed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (XIJ/X)
Joey ain't Bubba Clinton. At this point Joey would be lucky to be Mr. Potato Head.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (k6qJn)
lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022
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I believe I've read that his personal sidearm was a Walther PP or PPK. Gold-plated, though I'm not sure about that.
I'd guess his experience with the Luger as a corporal in WWI probably led to his dislike of the gun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (txdEq)
Krauts got their Mauser KAR-98Ks and MP-40s. The handgun is hard to ID.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 09:36 AM (k6qJn)
One Ranger has a rifle grenade loaded.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (iVmfy)
Hey, we have the lowest approval ever, and we can't even come up with a good idea to feed babies.
I know, let's go on Jimmy Kimmel!
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:14 AM (9otr5)
It's because they're all PR people!
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at June 06, 2022 10:17 AM (szWS4)
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022
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Jumping in on this private conversation- I was in Lusaka on a mission trip in 2005. I loved it.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at June 06, 2022
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Where is this Lusaka? In South Africa itself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:18 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
At a cursory glance, I have oft taken it to mean that when you undertake selfless acts, the cosmos would capriciously throw knives at you in some sort of twisted, perverse turn of fate.
But the truth is probably closer to this, selfless sacrifice is an attribute only dear and logical to our Creator, manifest most visibly in His corporeal appearance as Christ Jesus on earth.
So to the believer and those in tune with the Lord, selfless acts of bravery are the ultimate adherence to the example of set and even proclaimed by Christ, who noted that man have no greater love than to die for his kinsman.
But to the unbeliever, virtue and sacrifice are weaknesses; tools to be exploited, weapons to be summoned. Our rulers routinely conjure the images of the selfless man, not out of honor and reverence, but to maintain an unexploited resource, a strategic valor reserve, if you will, that it may ply for its own disgusting use.
Thus, it is imperative that when one lay his life down, be sure the cause is worthy in Christ and not merely a tool of the wicked.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 10:18 AM (66TLh)
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:07 AM (B+qrE)
Depending on how you plan it, I went via Jo-burg. was supposed to spend a night there to get acclimated. if you go direct from new york area it's a 15 hour flight. but weather screwed that up, and i got to see a number of west africa airports.
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (p03vF)
@BDOH
Replying to @ByronYork and @politico
"Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick." Oh it has stuck, no no worries there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
one of the masters immediatley trained him in how to take break falls for about 30 minutes. he could barely move when the master was through. about twenty five take downs that sounded like someone dropping a sack of potatos. every. time.
she's at the orthopedic place getting xrays and such now. more later.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (ic6SW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2022 09:38 AM (jYQlA)
Thunderous applause.
Posted by: creeper at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 06, 2022 10:20 AM (fv27Y)
@BDOH
Replying to @ByronYork and @politico
"Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick." Oh it has stuck, no no worries there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
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"Listen, we could lower inflation and get the economy growing again, but it's going to take both some pain and we're going to have to tell the administrative state to pull its boot from the economy's neck."
"Kill that persyn."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this happen.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022
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Not to worry, that service is included with the purchase price!
Posted by: German Starship Dealer at June 06, 2022
***
There's a comprehensive warranty too, no doubt. But if you use non-approved crystals like the ones from Elaan's planet, the warranty is void?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at June 06, 2022 10:16 AM (szWS4)
Thanks. When I've brought it up with others, I've heard more good than bad on Lusaka.
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
Like they give a fuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (b6zKf)
Stolen elections *do* have consequences...
enjoy the steaming plate of sh!t that you a-holes cooked up for yourselves.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (XIJ/X)
Replying to @ByronYork and @politico
"Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick."
Well, he should stop being worse than Carter then.
Seems simple to me......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Win win.
Posted by: Gope Leadership at June 06, 2022 10:22 AM (cdvGB)
enjoy the steaming plate of sh!t that you a-holes cooked up for yourselves.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:21 AM (DJFLF)
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Step 1: Steal election
Step 2: Govern
Step 3: Profit!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022
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Jumping in on this private conversation- I was in Lusaka on a mission trip in 2005. I loved it.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at June 06, 2022
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Where is this Lusaka? In South Africa itself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:18 AM (txdEq)
Lusaka is in Zambia. it's former brit, so right hand drive. but they had some really good coffee...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:22 AM (p03vF)
so bad they have to air a re-run
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:23 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
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Parallels? Yeah, the White House is well beyond parallel and gone to parabola. Not sure if they've reached apogee, but, the impact will probably be spectacular, and, not in a good way.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:23 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 06, 2022 10:23 AM (fv27Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
she & i are both black belt candidates in Tang Soo Do.
https://worldtangsoodo.com/
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:24 AM (UgAdJ)
The courage and heroism of the men who accomplished this mission is incalculable.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:24 AM (DJFLF)
so bad they have to air a re-run
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:23 AM (geLO
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I imagine it'll be tightly scripted, like he'll do a Top Ten List (or whatever Kimmel does). It'll be written by Kimmel's own people to humanize Biden with cutting self-deprecating humor while never quite making him out to be a bad guy or Republicans anything less than monsters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:24 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: SMH
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In recent times, I've had St. Francis on my 'Frequently Called' list pretty regularly. Hope it goes well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Go9h8)
Too soon for the Bunker Scene? "Mein President, ze polls have you kaput!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (k6qJn)
Mr. Eromero, do you feel safe at home ?
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2022 09:17 AM
Mr. Eromero: "With JMB by my side, how could I not?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (a3Q+t)
Then, science. He picked a book about the history of space travel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Nice.
As a kid i read almost nothing but science, paleontology, dinosaurs, mythology, some archeology(related to the mythology),some chemistry(I took my Gilbert Chemistry set very seriously ) then Tom Swift and some comic books.
Until 5th grade, then we moved and the teacher convinced my parents that my...uh...idiosyncratic reading choices would warp and limit my development.
Asshole.
Anyway, that led to a lot of boring books thrust upon me. I could still read science but it had to be tempered with more "mainstream reading". Then I discovered SF and horror and I was fine. Those were interesting and eventually led to me appreciating literature.
TL/DR. You're doing it the right way. Kids have to be interested in what they're reading or< surprise!, they won't read or learn to hate reading.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)
Thank you so very much for sharing excerpts from your dad's diary.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (PIcCH)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (p03vF)
Oh, I didn't know there are direct flights. Figured I'd have at least two layovers somewhere and it would take forever.
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
A Joe Biden unfiltered by the White House crisis teams would be an awesome and delightful thing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
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Biden is already far worse that carter ever was, and he was a weak frigging imbecile.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (k6qJn)
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"Everyone leave, except for Harris, Klain...and Pelosi."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (aaGzp)
- Likely response of Jimmy Kimmel, who is too dumb and arrogant to spot someone equally dumb
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)
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My mother has mostly homeschooled my youngest brother, and she largely let him direct his own interests within limits. This has led him to being massively interested in Aztec culture and Spanish. I don't see it as a bad thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:15 AM (UgAdJ)
In the future, any draft for our "military" will label white male heterosexuals as 4-F.
Sodomites, HeShes, Trannies, Lady Boys, Bull Dykes and Fem Boys will be rated A-1.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (RQN3O)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (XIJ/X)
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Yeah, no, that 10 minute segment will take 8 hours to tape and 20 hours to edit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)
The danger they have always faced because they stole the election is that they do not have a polling "floor" of die hard supporters who will always support them. Trump and Obama had floors at around 40%.
Because faked absentee ballots aren't polled, there is nothing that stops a free fall. Biden could easily go into the 20s if have keeps fucking up, as leftists abandon him for someone even more to the left.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (yqVJd)
- Likely response of Jimmy Kimmel, who is too dumb and arrogant to spot someone equally dumb
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (FJYfm)
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Kimmel believes nothing he says. It's been leaked that he just follows orders and will say anything to rise in power within his media ecosystem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: creeper at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)
When they passed around the Scholastic Reader (or whatever it was) catalogs in my elementary school, my parents always let me order whatever I wanted. My tastes in those days were all over the lot.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (906pl)
If everything is breaking, then you are left with a broken product
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 06, 2022 10:29 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)
Tell me they reported this as Breaking News
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:29 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:19 AM (p03vF)
Oh, I didn't know there are direct flights. Figured I'd have at least two layovers somewhere and it would take forever.
Posted by: Mainah at June 06, 2022 10:26 AM (B+qrE)
to get to Lusaka, we had to split the flights. like send me to jo-burg, THEN send me to Lusaka. that was united. I think Delta might be the same.
but thanks to travel issues, i had to go to JFK and use Ethiopian airways. so we went to Togo, Cameroon, and Gabon on the way to Jo-burg...
it was ... interesting...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at June 06, 2022 10:30 AM (p03vF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
seems clear to me that the object is to rehabilitate the public image of the President, which currently is 'shambling brain-damaged fuck-up'
he'll be heavily medicated, of course, and outfitted with diapers, so he can be 'with it' and 'hip' for all the youngsters watching
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:30 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)
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Groovy. Then, off to Tahiti, right?
Posted by: Bill Pullman at June 06, 2022 10:30 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2022 10:27 AM (yqVJd)
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FIFY
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 10:30 AM (YIVH2)
Kamala Harris has a side hustle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:30 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (Y274z)
I don't know why Eleanor Roosevelt would be a surprise to anybody, but I can remember Dems offering spirited argument against the idea.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (videA)
And hence the ancient debate; do we live by Christian values, or by Viking values? I admit there are times when it's hard to deny the attraction of the latter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (q3gwH)
Replying to @ByronYork and @politico
"Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick."
Well, he should stop being worse than Carter then.
Seems simple to me......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:22 AM
Meh, it's full speed ahead Preznit pudding pants!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)
I am equally confident that you are wrong. There are many stupider people. No, I'm not offering myself as a basis of comparison, just making an assertion that stupid is rampant.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (MFphb)
Amazing.
If you have ever thrown knives this feat, while not impossible, on a square range in daylight, would have required a lot of practice and a blade guided by your ancestors on a dark night while encumbered by combat kit.
Posted by: waepnedmann at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (URhzO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (906pl)
Q: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
A: "Everything!"
Posted by: creeper at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (cTCuP)
Same as in town, Big Boy.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:24 AM (UgAdJ)
Cool!
I did Hapkido for a long time...15 years. Those falls take their toll!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (k6qJn)
Hungary really is one of the few free countries left in Europe isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (XIJ/X)
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Explains a lot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)
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When preezy Shit Midas was first installed, I went to the gun shop and had the same experience with the P38. Didn't buy but wish I would have.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (WKPeU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (q3gwH)
The third way is enslavement. They stay alive, you get cheap labor and a chance to convert them.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (Y274z)
Has there been anything less funny and more cringe-worthy than his Pro-Vax musical numbers?
Unless that was all a setup for the punchline where he got Covid. Cuz that was hilarious.
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)
So Inglorious Bastards was about Ace time traveling?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (arJlL)
just keep the shelves stocked, assholes
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (geLO8)
The Biden Admin before: SET THE MONEY PRINTERS TO WARP SPEED MR SULU!
The Biden Admin now: We have hyperinflation? Who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)
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Hello... My name is Peggy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (WKPeU)
Didn't Pres. Lincoln leave voluminous qty. of correspondence? I don't recall any record of those close to him burning any of his correspondence post-mortem, as occurred with other historical figures.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (videA)
But that wife of his, Eleanor... Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
Posted by: Grandma Mary Cleary at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (RQN3O)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)
So Lt. Spears was from Endor? The things you learn around here.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (906pl)
Colbert has never been funny in his life. Raising your eye brow is not a comedy skit.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: naturalfake
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I still have the decimated remains of mine.
The fact that the guidebook contained a recipe for gunpowder, and the chemicals were there, changed my life. The impact on toy soldiers devastation was significant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:36 AM (YsLD1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 06, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)
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Congrats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
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The Nycene Creed isn't funny either. The pro-vax dance was the equivalent. It was an obsequious paean devoted to the Karens' COVID religion.
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:36 AM (VJsqe)
TL/DR. You're doing it the right way. Kids have to be interested in what they're reading or
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022
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My mother hardly restricted my reading (I think she knew she'd have no chance at enforcing that). She didn't want me looking at her nursing textbooks, but I did, and was sorry I did. (Trust me: B & W clinical pics of elephantiasis will turn you off of your lunch and dinner.)
When I was in high school, she complained that I didn't have a wide range of interests. I showed her my current library crop: 2 mysteries, non-fiction about insects and about Roman history, and one on the history of automotive design. She grew rather quiet after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:36 AM (txdEq)
One of the hardest things to paint on a model plane though it seems bog simple is the invasion stripes Allied planes wore for the invasion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (k6qJn)
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (DJFLF)
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funny anecdote regarding President Truman. He caught his wife burning their love letters. He supposedly said to his wife, "Why are you doing that? Think of the history!" To which his wife supposedly replied, "I am, Harry, I am."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (5pTK/)
The Biden Admin before: SET THE MONEY PRINTERS TO WARP SPEED MR SULU!
The Biden Admin now: We have hyperinflation? Who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
The Biden Admin in a few months: We don't have hyperinflation, we have Putin's Price Hike Due to Traitor Republicans Who Support Putin and Hate 'Murica.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 10:35 AM (WKPeU)
Supervisor is GENIUS! I transfer!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (asRt2)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The BotB was December-January and nowhere near normandy.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (q3gwH)
Mt thoughts are christian values during peaceful times, and viking values during non peaceful times. Viking values will bring peaceful times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (yrol0)
Hungary really is one of the few free countries left in Europe isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:32 AM (ESjRY)
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Left in the world. I now longer count the USA as free.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (WKPeU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
what was the purpose of the stripes
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (geLO
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Easy ID.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (9otr5)
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So, he was, like, best friends with John Wayne, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022
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When they passed those around in jr. high, my interests had already vaulted way over Scholastic's guidelines. I did see an U.N.C.L.E. novel in their listings once, but I already had it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (txdEq)
The soldiers ask the antifa types what these new "NAZIs" want...which is of course freedom and they finally point out to the antifa people that they sound more like the NAZIs the soldiers have been fighting.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:39 AM (k6qJn)
Fun fact I learned yesterday:
Her husband "Saint FDR"'s admin established towns around the major PWA projects, such as Hoover Dam, so that the workers wouldn't have to commute.
Here's the catch: they were Whites Only towns. So the workers of coler had to commute from a distance.
This is the big hero of the PoC's who were mainly Republican voters until he came along to hoodwink and bamboozle them.
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (kYVzH)
Posted by: Ann Rutledge at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (KAi1n)
As I said he missed D day as QE did not get to Land until latter in June or July and then he was wounded in late Nov or early Dec. He never made it to the Bulge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 10:38 AM (VwHCD)
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And vice-versa, unfortunately, same as it ever was.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (iVmfy)
Posted by: Scottst at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (nEDaf)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)
One day he said "P51 is one hell of an airplane. First time I saw one, it was strafing us."
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Uvalde citizens at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (KiBMU)
Bloody awful, hey. Sounds like something Churchill would think up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2022 10:42 AM (i0slg)
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I remember Bill Murray reporting that on SNL's "Weekend Update".
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (GwxCX)
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Well, he did have the best booze and he did bang that German babe.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
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I believe Wilson reinstated racism as government policy after Teddy Roosevelt had moved to mitigate that policy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
America to 18 year olds in 2001: So you are going to get shot at by Jihadis, but it is ok you are Americans, and you will overcome.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (k6qJn)
the American psyche is risk-averse now
nothing like those Army Rangers on D-Day
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (geLO8)
' Ike had to go to the King to ask him to order Churchill to stay in Britain.'
I like how the king got this done. He told Churchill "I'm their king. I had better be at the landings too." Churchill backed down.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (vNbzm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (GwxCX)
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I think they regularly get below a million views, which is why someone like Gutfield is able to overtake them so easily on cable.
The strength is, supposedly, how much these things get shared on social media, but it's always been a suspect argument. Yeah, Colbert is getting shared, but so is Gutfield. The analysis I've seen never compares the social media impact of both, it just presents the left side's as a big plus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Most of them were boring and pedantic. The best I remember seeing was straight up stolen from a video someone else had posted to reddit weeks before. My cow-worker was really annoyed when I pointed it out.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (ESjRY)
Your dad's diary for today made me smile.
Corps Artillery must have a thing for villas. I was in VII Corps Arty in Desert Storm. We got stuck running the port after the ceasefire until the transportation guys could get set up. We occupied a villa in Dhahran.
Small world.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (anj39)
nothing like those Army Rangers on D-Day
Posted by: DB at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (geLO
"The lawyers say that's a bad idea." - 21st Century America
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (FJYfm)
And of course, as Muldoon's father's diary pointed out yesterday, June 5 was liberation of Rome. The first large Axis or occupied city liberated in the war.
This big deal was of course completely overshadowed by the operation commemorated in the illustration.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 10:37 AM (4olE
In specialized topics like the Art Thread, the Cobs want you to be somewhat on topic for 100 comments before flying off into abject silliness.
It's a loose rule. In one post one can comment on the topic at hand and switch to an unrelated subject.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (sULGf)
Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2022 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
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I believe Wilson reinstated racism as government policy after Teddy Roosevelt had moved to mitigate that policy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
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There's a problem with pointing out that the Left's past heroes were all horrible. They want to destroy the whole past, not just ours. FDR was horrible? Well, that's because he was racist and awful and all of America's past is racist and awful and the only way forward is an anti-racist future that puts white people in their place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:46 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2022 10:45 AM (FJYfm)
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What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Accounting at June 06, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)
there's ~ 30 more to go including abortion and NY gun control
It's going to be a massive dump in the last few weeks of June
Posted by: McCool at June 06, 2022 10:46 AM (BqBIh)
Also the left: Wilson and FDR were awesome weren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: naturalfake
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I still have the decimated remains of mine.
The fact that the guidebook contained a recipe for gunpowder, and the chemicals were there, changed my life. The impact on toy soldiers devastation was significant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:36 AM (YsLD1)
Heh.
I found a formula for making a contact explosive in one of my Dad's old college chemistry texts using iodine crystal and household ammonia, so I had to try that, natch.
also, thermite. a-a-a-a-a-and other stuff.
I'm lucky I have all my fingers.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (5NkmN)
there's ~ 30 more to go including abortion and NY gun control
It's going to be a massive dump in the last few weeks of June
Posted by: McCool at June 06, 2022 10:46 AM (BqBIh)
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They released 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)
I'll be there in person in about 10 days.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (XIJ/X)
In specialized topics like the Art Thread, the Cobs want you to be somewhat on topic for 100 comments before flying off into abject silliness.
It's a loose rule. In one post one can comment on the topic at hand and switch to an unrelated subject.
Thanks. So noted for later. Sorry, CBD.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (XIJ/X)
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Cool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (5pTK/)
Also the left: Wilson and FDR were awesome weren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)
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"And Calvin Coolidge was the worst president of the 20th Century, besides Reagan and W."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (fmt/2)
I'll be there in person in about 10 days.
Nice! General vacation to France or specifically seeing the D-Day location?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM (ASNqn)
"If the airplanes are silver, they're American.
If they are tan, they're British...
and if they're invisible, they are ours!"
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM (videA)
Bloody awful, hey. Sounds like something Churchill would think up.
Posted by: Ignoramus
Release the sheep. Make zipper sounds. Cause a stampede across the minefield.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM (WKPeU)
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (RHGPo)
also, thermite. a-a-a-a-a-and other stuff.
I'm lucky I have all my fingers.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022
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Damn. I wish my high school chemistry had covered stuff like that.
"My favorite teacher took a drink,
But now he is no more;
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: creeper
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Cool!
I did Hapkido for a long time...15 years. Those falls take their toll!
Posted by: CBD
creeper, our 39th anniversary is the weekend after the tx mome.
i need to get into hapkido for the close quarters street brawling.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (UgAdJ)
The Germans produced some top notch fighters during the war...but not enough of them.
And between the Battle for Britain and the war in the East they lost planes and pilots they could not afford to lose.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)
I'll be there in person in about 10 days.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hide your maple syrup, Hockers !
Posted by: JT at June 06, 2022 10:50 AM (arJlL)
The strength is, supposedly, how much these things get shared on social media, but it's always been a suspect argument. Yeah, Colbert is getting shared, but so is Gutfield. The analysis I've seen never compares the social media impact of both, it just presents the left side's as a big plus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:44 AM
True. There really are few actual comedians anymore. Maybe it's also because I loathe Hollywood. Celebs saturate everything, so do I really give a fck about someone interviewing Matt Damon or a Kardashian?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:50 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Ziba at June 06, 2022 10:51 AM (S1hrL)
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The other, unwritten rule is "NO ABJECT SILLINESS ON THIS BLOG!"
It's the same rule I have for my cats at home, but they are quite rebellious creatures...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 10:51 AM (YIVH2)
I would post a link but since I do savy tinyurl I do not want to spend a night in the box.
Posted by: waepnedmann at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (URhzO)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 10:48 AM
Scottish song done by the Stones. Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (GwxCX)
I still vividly remember climbing that cliff, personally pulling up all of my squad mates, and the killing all the Germans with my hands instead of some racist, NAZI gun.
Posted by: Richard Blumenthal at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (ESjRY)
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The pebble-shale beach at Dieppe de-tracked tanks landing on the beach in that operation. Didn't want a similar repeat although from a different cause I'd imagine even though successful landings had been made in the Med and Pacific.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Javems at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (AmoqO)
And Monty Python never mentioned this once?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (videA)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (vrz2I)
I would post a link but since I do savy tinyurl I do not want to spend a night in the box.
Posted by: waepnedmann at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (URhzO)
Here you go. The Youtube of Reagan's speech:
https://tinyurl.com/36rje634
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (N39Ws)
I still vividly remember climbing that cliff, personally pulling up all of my squad mates, and the killing all the Germans with my hands instead of some racist, NAZI gun.
Posted by: Richard Blumenthal at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (ESjRY)
You and me both, buddy!
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:50 AM (GwxCX)
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The celebrity used to be a rare creature. You saw them on the silver screen and, once a year, at the Oscars. They were glamorous and remote.
The loss of control over celebrities started in the 70s or so with people like Warren Beatty trying to use their national platforms to bang chicks and influence political change in public. Morals clauses went out the window, and they became far more ubiquitous. The rise of television also helped dilute the number of stars.
This degraded for decades until social media when you could get unfiltered views at celebrities all the time. No longer remote or glamorous, they became rich, entitled, arrogant, and ignorant in front of us all at once. Seeing them appear on a talk show to flack their latest project was just less interesting in the 00s and 10s than in the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ziba at June 06, 2022 10:51 AM
Sadly true.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (GwxCX)
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There were many non-German troops involved in the D-Day battle, some conscripted, some volunteer.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (fs1hN)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (VJsqe)
My memory is that they did use a lot of what they learned in the Pacific in planning D-Day. Because back then we had a competent military command.
It turns out amphibious landings are hard and if you don't experiment and learn from them you will not get good at them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (vrz2I)
Keep drinking fluids. You don't want to become dehydrated and have your electrolytes get out of whack. [Insert Brawndo commercial here].
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 06, 2022 10:55 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 06, 2022 10:55 AM (TimFr)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 10:55 AM (fmt/2)
And of course he gave a great performance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:56 AM (q3gwH)
I would post a link but since I do savy tinyurl I do not want to spend a night in the box.
Posted by: waepnedmann at June 06, 2022 10:52 AM (URhzO)
Here you go. The Youtube of Reagan's speech:
https://tinyurl.com/36rje634
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (N39Ws)
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Now cringe imagine Joey poopy pants doing that. My God, how far we have fallen.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 10:56 AM (WKPeU)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2022 10:55 AM (fmt/2)
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They're following the same pattern they always follow.
I was told that it was necessary for them to release Dodd immediately a month ago for their own safety.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (VJsqe)
Kristen Wiig in full battle gear will be TIGHT!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may be watching too many Pitch Meetings at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM
Yep, like I said, they saturate everything. And some people for some reason seem to give two fucks about them and their opinions. Shut up and act or sing etc. If I want political views there's a zillion places to get that now. Celebs to me are less relevant than ever but a segment of our culture worships them for some reason. I can tell it's been a long time since I've cared because I know less and less of who's who in movies or TV.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (GwxCX)
It's the same rule I have for my cats at home, but they are quite rebellious creatures...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022
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No abject silliness?
But, but . . . what will we write about?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2022 10:31 AM (q3gwH)
My sense is that both exist concurrently.
The Viking mentality running the show, with the moral thinker following orders dutifully.
Modern geopolitics is a macrocosm of gladiator games, where the powerless are pitted against each other for the entertainment and amusement of the ruling class.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (66TLh)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022
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Melissa will be cast as the U.S.S. Missouri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (2e5RV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (GwxCX)
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There will be star fuckers forever. That's never going to change.
The reality now, though, is that, in the aggregate, celebrity endorsement of political things actually makes the political things they're advocating for less popular. This was shown a few years ago when they all went en masse for some cause or the other and public opinion actually ended up swaying the other way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (txdEq)
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Kamala Harris has a cameo appearance as a foxhole
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (VJsqe)
And the amusing thing is about 1 million of them have gone to...Russia.
But remember Russia is just like the NAZIs and wants to kill Ukrainians for fun.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (2e5RV)
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He's 8.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2022 10:59 AM (KP7aq)
Posted by: m at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (kM+7t)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM (VJsqe)
Everyone's period syncs up and they spend two hours fighting over who gets to sleep with Private Ryan.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (X02em)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I'm waiting for God to say, "go berzerker".
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (c8pZY)
1/3rd scale tanks powered by Trabant engines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (k6qJn)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022
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Melissa will be cast as the U.S.S. Missouri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (txdEq)
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MeliSSa is no Brian Dennehy but she will fill the part.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (WKPeU)
https://tinyurl.com/36rje634
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2022 10:53 AM (N39Ws)
In front of the men who actually climbed the cliff. Unreal. WTF happened to this country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (VwHCD)
Wallace Shawn was in Starting Over with Kevin Bacon.
Wallace Shawn was in Mom and Dad Save the World with Jeffery Jones, who was in Sleepy Hollow with Christopher Lee.
Mom and Dad Save the World manages to be charming and awful at the same time. Morgan Freeman is in it, and it is always nice to see huge actors back when they were in vaguely embarrassing movies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:47 AM (XIJ/X)
On the way from the Cemetery to the point there is a way to drive down to Omaha Beach. There is a German pillbox and parking by the beach. Still bits of barbed wire around in the dunes. It's in a pretty famous gap.
Posted by: Javems at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2022
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Wait, I know I've seen that. A painting here, or maybe a B & W photograph.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022
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Melissa will be cast as the U.S.S. Missouri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (txdEq)
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MeliSSa is no Brian Dennehy but she will fill the part.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 06, 2022 11:00 AM (WKPeU)
With special guest Lena Dunham in a bikini as Point du H'oc
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (906pl)
But, but . . . what will we write about?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
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This blog reminds me of the Monty Python sketches that stopped abruptly when a military man stomped into the sketch, shutting it down because it was too silly. Mainly it was because the Pythons didn't quite know how to deliver a punchline on certain skits--so they just stopped it for being too silly...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Fixed for naval traditions.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 06, 2022 11:02 AM (c8pZY)
"Just who are we fighting here, sir??".
I think the Korean who was in 3 armies in WWII (both sides) was captured at Utah.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2022 11:03 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 10:18 AM (66TLh)
Basically, you're way over-thinking this, or haven't run a business where you help people who created their own problems.
I think everyone learns this to a certain degree. If someone comes to you for help, ie. your job, and they haven't valued themselves in this aspect and thus your services.
If you give into the impulse to help ala charity, you will simply get screwed in some way shape or form. Because they don't value what you do, they won't follow up properly have more issues and eat up a tone of your productive time. If they think you're a great guy, guess what? They recommend their asshople friends who also have no money and waste your time.
They may be lying, which is often the case, and actually have money but play you for a sucker. Happens a lot if you let it. Or, they may want drugs, if you fall for their ploy, they think you're a sucker and send all of their drugged-up a-hole friends to your office and scare off business.
It's just a truism of life.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 11:03 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may be watching too many Pitch Meetings at June 06, 2022 11:03 AM (PiwSw)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 10:54 AM
Not enough trannies and POC. Hater!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 06, 2022 11:03 AM (GwxCX)
But, but . . . what will we write about?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
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This blog reminds me of the Monty Python sketches that stopped abruptly when a military man stomped into the sketch, shutting it down because it was too silly. Mainly it was because the Pythons didn't quite know how to deliver a punchline on certain skits--so they just stopped it for being too silly...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2022
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"The . . larch."
"And now for something completely different --!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 06, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
She ends up settling instead for a nice guy sheriff. And it made me laugh because the move is subtlety very un-pc.
You mean what "the heart wants!" might not always be the best choice? And settling for a sheriff. No, that's not Elon Musk, but sheriff is a pretty high prestige job in our society...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2022 11:05 AM (ESjRY)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2022 09:43 AM (d0Qel)
This is so sad. I'll cry with you.
Posted by: m at June 06, 2022 11:05 AM (kM+7t)
We'll show those boys how to REALLY get things done!
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022
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Melissa will be cast as the U.S.S. Missouri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Who is going to play Colin Maud's dog? Oh, sorry, that was 'The Longest Day'. Never mind. Although, I would go with either Whoopie Goldberg, or Rosie O'Donnell...maybe Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 11:05 AM (dx9uU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2022 11:01 AM (44ww/)
That movie was save by Teri Gar's great cleavage.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2022 11:05 AM (EpCmD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2022 10:58 AM (66TLh)
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Out: Bread and Circuses.
In: Welfare and Media.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 06, 2022 11:06 AM (iVmfy)
Nitrogen tri-iodide.
Cool as hell!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2022 10:49 AM (XIJ/X)
It was, my friend. It was.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2022 11:06 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: 496 at June 06, 2022 11:06 AM (VJsqe)
If they are tan, they're British...
and if they're invisible, they are ours!"
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It killed me how the German actor portraying the one of a pair of pilots [Colonel Priller] in the Longest Day looked like Richard Basehart. I had to look it up online to check when I watched the film with my nephew.
https://tinyurl.com/s9y2mynh
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 11:07 AM (yikp0)
NOT about D-Day
About Pride Month and Juneteenth?????
I wanna cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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On Memorial Day, the local now-Gannett-owned rag featured a lead front page article on LGBTQLSMFT+ 'advances'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 11:07 AM (kT5Bb)
There is something in our Modern-Day Conservative gene that makes us have to say things like this.
If you've met people who were there at places like Mogadishu, Fallujah, or the 'last stand' at Kabul, you know better. Hair shirts and self-flagellation: our heritage and destiny.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 11:08 AM (videA)
Posted by: setnaffa at June 06, 2022 11:09 AM (gtYIl)
Cool as hell!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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"We'll just sprinkle some of this stuff in the hallway at school", said no 12 year-old ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 11:10 AM (kT5Bb)
Posted by: setnaffa
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Mostly very nearly scared shitless, but showing courage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2022 11:11 AM (kT5Bb)
I found a formula for making a contact explosive in one of my Dad's old college chemistry texts using iodine crystal and household ammonia, so I had to try that, natch.
also, thermite. a-a-a-a-a-and other stuff.
I'm lucky I have all my fingers.
Nitrogen tri-iodide
Jolie whipped up a batch in the movie Salt with first aid supplies and ammonia in the janitor's closet (you kind of had to go with it, because she did not wash it with alcohol and dry it so that it would actually work).
Our high school chemistry teacher used to put drops of it on the windows of the classroom. When dried it was minefield for flies.
On occasion, as a fly would investigate one of the mini-mines there would be a poof and a little purple smoke interrutpting on of his lectures.
Chemistry is fun!
Posted by: waepnedmann at June 06, 2022 11:21 AM (URhzO)
Sigh. Dwelling on this raises my BP.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2022 09:46 AM (lAyzZ)
My dad, as well. Wounded twice. I still have the two telegrams my mom received from The War Dept informing her that her husband was wounded in action. My dad lived the rest of his life with the scars on his back where he caught the hot fragments of an exploding shell. He passed in 2003, being spared Obama and the disaster his beloved country had become. Bless you, dad.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 06, 2022 11:22 AM (Zvtjl)
https://tinyurl.com/s9y2mynh
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 06, 2022 11:07 AM (yikp0)
Pips cracks me up with his sarcasm. He survived the war and was a consultant for The Longest Day movie. That kinda stuff is cool to me.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2022 11:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: chainsaW@chainsaw.com at June 06, 2022 11:40 AM (W7im9)
Yes, in all such circumstances, "scared shitless" is a common virtue.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 06, 2022 11:57 AM (videA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 06, 2022 10:46 AM (LvTSG)
Really good point.
Posted by: m at June 06, 2022 12:41 PM (kM+7t)
One night we were having dinner and I told Walt I don't think I could have done it. He told me with the right training, I could have done it. I was still not sure, but if I was following him I would have done it.
Thank goodness America raised people like that. When I read that soldiers are getting mail from command on Juneteenth etc I wonder if we could pull something like that off again.....
Posted by: jeff at June 06, 2022 05:53 PM (pvt9V)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 06, 2022 06:21 PM (wGqjj)
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