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Firstulent!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax) 2
Sponge!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:30 AM (PlZ6z) 3
See, Uncle Joe didn't float!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ) 4
SPONGE!!1!1!!! Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (+OVL6) 5
And the living is easy...
Posted by: Cole Porter at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (PlZ6z) 6
pleasant scene, nice colors ... would hang
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (Cus5s) 7
Do not see any ass hats.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 8
At least he won't sniff your hair anymore.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ) 9
And then the murders began
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe) 10
DUCK!
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (OyyDO) 11
How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (PlZ6z) 12
MR Ducks
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe) 13
They just threw the little man overboard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (6FeV1) 14
She changed her name from Eightrack. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv) 15
Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq) 16
Hey ladies...wanna duck?
Posted by: Some guy on the side of the river at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (ESjRY) 17
I like this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (2JVJo) 18
Nice. Even the ducks have wide hips.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (8Sqzu) 19
At least it's not a winter scene.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC) 20
Duck Its what for dinner!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0) 21
Needs more ducks.
Posted by: Guy who really like ducks at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (vrz2I) 22
Is...that a rabbit?
Posted by: A triggered Jimmy Carter at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY) 23
Nice, would be nicer with better detail
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (PWFF1) 24
Is there a man in the boat?
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (PlZ6z) Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (5NkmN) 26
15 Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before?
--------------- It came after eight tracks. Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (8Sqzu) 27
I've seen summertimeyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG) 28
Something about the brushstrokes suggests that the water is in motion -- as it would be with the ducks paddling about.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq) 29
See, Uncle Joe didn't float!
Posted by: OrangeEnt Whomever had #3 as threadwinner, please report to the parimutuel window to collect your winnings. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (iXsUn) 30
Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq) Fairly famous impressionist, i suppose. Just never anyone's go to when asked to name an impressionist. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (6FeV1) 31
All this duck talk is Daffy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (w9Wax) 33
I gotta duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck and $25 for a fucked up duck.
Posted by: Punchline Master at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (89T5c) 34
Three young maidens
In a big canoe One fell out and Then there were two Burma Shave! (Cassatt, nice choice CBD) Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (cPDW+) Posted by: Things Mary can draw well at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (ESjRY) Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (5NkmN) 37
I knew I had seen this. Its at Crystal Bridges in AR. Walmart money!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (yrol0) 38
Nice painting; Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (l7p9i) Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (cPDW+) 40
The ladies are decoys. The guy in the other end of the boat has a shotgun.
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (vrz2I) 41
Alligator approaching the boat from the far side.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (VJsqe) 42
Sniper is in the reeds breathing thru a cane straw.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (yrol0) 43
Waterfowl fondlers are just the worst! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (RYuH3) 44
Everything looks like it's exploding in from the left hand side. The ducks, the water, the greenery in the background. It's dynamic while also being tranquil.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1) 45
would hang in spare bedroom
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (fPBAo) 46
And the living is easy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (FVME7) 47
Collegial, Collaborative, And Just Plain Fun was the original name of Up With People.
Not a joke. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (PlZ6z) 48
The ladies are decoys. The guy in the other end of the boat has a shotgun.
Is he going to shoot himself in the chest? Posted by: Mark Middleton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY) 49
The young girl does have a very elongated right arm. Probably a basketball player.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (8Sqzu) 50
Nice scene. No asshole swans causing trouble.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (UuD2k) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (SWi3y) 52
Look up Errol Flynn "duck necklace." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (s2VJv) 53
40 The ladies are decoys. The guy in the other end of the boat has a shotgun.
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (vrz2I) How kind sir can you shoot them peacefully swimming? Dont lead them! Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (yrol0) 54
Everything looks like it's exploding in from the left hand side. The ducks, the water, the greenery in the background.
Its beautiful! Posted by: Michael Bay at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY) 55
And here, dear child, is where your father lost his prized Winchester 1894 when he stood up in his canoe.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (w9Wax) 56
Something's off about this. Not art.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (KFhLj) 57
Twenty bucks, same as on shore.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (PlZ6z) 58
The painter is described as an impressionist but looking at her works that doesn't always seem to be the case. She was good.
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO) 59
From a Perry Mason movie - that's Paul Drake, in disguise, with the dark head, in the water. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (RYuH3) 60
That one duck has predator eyes.
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (vrz2I) 61
"Oh RedCap! Please take my luggage inside."
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (VJsqe) 62
This is the start of an Agatha Christie mystery, rite? And then there were....
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (8Sqzu) 63
The boat reminds me of an African flag.... Zimbabwe? Zaire? I forget. But those colors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (6FeV1) 64
Not art.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (KFhLj) What the....! THERE ARE TREES! What more do you want? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (XIJ/X) Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (cPDW+) 66
Duck, everyone!!! DUCK!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (yikp0) 67
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From a Perry Mason movie - that's Paul Drake, in disguise, with the dark head, in the water. ------------------- Paul only drove T-Birds not ducks. Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (8Sqzu) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (CLKyD) 69
This was my first attempt. Two Females in a Boat. It didn't sell.
Posted by: Jerome K Jerome at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ) 70
Junior high school art teacher gives this work a F due to apparent white privilege on display. Also feeding wildlife. Student will serve one week in school detention and attend white rage counseling.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (BFigT) 71
58 The painter is described as an impressionist but looking at her works that doesn't always seem to be the case. She was good.
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO) Impressionism gives you the impression of a scene if you had terrible vision and recent blunt force head trauma. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (UuD2k) 72
THERE ARE TREES!
What more do you want? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ****** A little cabin would be nice... Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (cPDW+) 73
The painter is described as an impressionist but looking at her works that doesn't always seem to be the case. She was good.
Posted by: Javems Did she do Jimmy Durante ? Posted by: JT at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (arJlL) 74
The girl looks like her legs were cut off and her right arm looks like a hockey stick.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC) 75
Alligator approaching the boat from the far side.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Looks like it! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq) 76
I bet if I had a million dollars I could get two girls in a boat at once.
Posted by: The guy from office space at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (ESjRY) 77
75 Alligator approaching the boat from the far side.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Looks like it! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq) Choot it! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k) 78
The girl looks like her legs were cut off and her right arm looks like a hockey stick.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 *** That looks more like a scarf or a broad stripe on her dress rather than an arm. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq) 79
Caption:
"You know, Annalee, if I wished I could just reach right out, snatch up that duck." "Oh, Auntie! And then we could gorge on it's living, squirming flesh as the blood ran down our chins!" "Yes, dearie." *claps hands* "Oh, yes, please, Auntie.! Yes, please!" Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (5NkmN) 80
Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before? Invented tapes Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (RYuH3) 81
The girl looks like her legs were cut off and her right arm looks like a hockey stick.
Posted by: redridinghood Globull Warming started a long time ago! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (CLKyD) 82
77 75 Alligator approaching the boat from the far side.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Looks like it! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq) Choot it! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k) ------- I'm pretty sure you're just supposed to rub their belly... Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe) 83
Is that a alligator on the other side of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn) 84
Love it. So bright and cheerful. Would definitely hang.
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (gLRfa) 85
Alligator approaching the boat from the far side.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Looks like it! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq) ******* That would explain the missing ducklings. Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC) 86
So many lost firearms.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (Iaj3u) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (KYKwc) 88
You talkin' 'bout my event, mo-fo?!
Posted by: a black swan at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (yikp0) 89
Rub-a-dub-dub
Two girls in a boat The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker /aspiring poet unclear on the concept Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (cPDW+) 90
I knew I had seen this. Its at Crystal Bridges in AR. Walmart money!
Posted by: rhennigantx Yep. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised by the works collected there. Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (Msys3) 91
Posted by: The guy from office space at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (ESjRY) Lawrence! My name was Lawrence! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (RYuH3) Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (53oGX) 93
I'm not a fan of her Impressionist style but like the way she captures the poses and skin tones of her figures. Also, she always succeeds at establishing a mood in her paintings. They are pleasant to look at.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1) 94
100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (FVME7) 95
"Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before? "
American impressionist artist. Lived in Paris. Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (gLRfa) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (yikp0) 97
Collegial, Collaborative, And Just Plain Fun was the original name of Up With People.
Not a joke. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 *** Up With People did a small show at my high school, and I actually went to see them at the auditorium near my house. They were great -- sort of a vocal music version of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass. I met a cute girl there too, so I have fond memories. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq) 98
That drake is poised to act on his carnal thoughts.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (vcv8B) 99
58 The painter is described as an impressionist but looking at her works that doesn't always seem to be the case. She was good.
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO) Impressionism doesn't always look blurry like this. It can be clear and clean. See Gustave Caillebotte, for example. Impressionism is about presenting an idea of something. It's not really about style. The blurriness it's most known for came out of necessity for what some like Monet and Cassatt were trying to accomplish. Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (OyyDO) 100
Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high...
Posted by: Porgy & Bess at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (PlZ6z) 101
I think I'll go back to bed. Not feeling particularly happy today.
Hope you all have a lovely day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (2JVJo) 102
See, I told you that the little man in the boat doesn't exist. Posted by: IllTemperedCur, perpetually single at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (KYKwc) 103
How can we be eating bread when the children are still crying over the January 6th Assault On Democracy?
Posted by: Brian Stelter in a duck suit at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (wGjoi) 104
They are pleasant to look at.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1) Then she totally failed!!! Art is meant to insult the middle class, not be pleasant to look at!!!! To be true art, it must be ugly. Posted by: Leftist Art Major at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ) 105
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out burning ducks. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (VJsqe) 106
Impressionism gives you the impression of a scene if you had terrible vision and recent blunt force head trauma.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 *** "Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel -- It leaves a bad impression on her mind!" ( -- Butch Cassidy) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq) 107
About a dozen .mil-surp battle rifles would work as ballast, and add stabili....*SPLASH!*
Damn canoe. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (tkOps) 108
Singer Sargent is better but it works. Too bad ladies don't dress nicely anymore.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (8Sqzu) 109
See, Uncle Joe didn't float!
****** There once were two girls in a boat Who murdered the gropey old goat Said Gertie to Dottie As they dumped off the body See I told ya! Uncle Joe don't float Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (cPDW+) 110
90 I knew I had seen this. Its at Crystal Bridges in AR. Walmart money!
Posted by: rhennigantx They can move the art to Denver after the Waltons buy the Broncos. Or the Broncos move to Arkansas. Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (OyyDO) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7) 112
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out burning ducks. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Q: Why is is dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon? A: That's when elephants are jumping out of trees. Q: Why are Pygmies so short? A: They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq) 113
Is this Admiral Levine instructing a young recruit?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (8Sqzu) 114
Q: Why do elephants wear green caps?
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq) 115
*gives golfclap to Muldoon*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (PlZ6z) 116
What's that famous impressionist painting? With all the upper class people wandering around a park like faceless weebles?
That painting creeps me the hell out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1) 117
It's duckweed, all the way down!
Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (UnQlg) 118
114 Q: Why do elephants wear green caps?
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq) ------- It must work, I've never seen one. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (VJsqe) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq) 120
I don't really like it, but it sure beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (QSjkU) 121
That's not a genuine painting! It's an impasto!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (VwHCD) 124
Paul only drove T-Birds not ducks. Posted by: Puddinhead When waterfowl nomenclature jokes go awry ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (RYuH3) 125
Willowed:
Biden on Kimmel is their desperate attempt to appease their idiot boss. And because they're dumb, they just reach for whatever they think worked with Obama. Posted by: Pick one, ladies I think it is hilarious that Beijing Biden is just now waking up to the fact that he was set up as the fall guy for Obama's (or his handlers') fevered socialist fallout. Obama was too thin skinned to take the heat, but he's more than happy to flame Brandon Fuckbrains. Delicious Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (X++p7) 126
What's that famous impressionist painting? With all the upper class people wandering around a park like faceless weebles?
That painting creeps me the hell out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1) Nice and to the point. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ) 127
116 What's that famous impressionist painting? With all the upper class people wandering around a park like faceless weebles?
That painting creeps me the hell out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1) This one? https://tinyurl.com/mrxer3e8 Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (OyyDO) 128
Q: Why do elephants wear green caps?
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 ------- It must work, I've never seen one. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 *** Elephant jokes were all the rage when I was about 11. I even bought a paperback collection of them at the time; that's why I remember these. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq) 129
When waterfowl nomenclature jokes go awry ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (RYuH3) Full of Egrets. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (6FeV1) 130
Imagine being so rich and in such a bubble your answer to gas prices is buying a new car.
Posted by: Seems Legit Being around doctors, i see this alot. They can be the cheapest bastards imaginable on everyday spending. They will go without eating if the free lunch in the doctors lounge is cleared out. They will drive across town because the other gas station is 1 cent cheaper. They will also buy a $100,000 Tesla. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (12jgO) Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (88xKn) 132
This one?
https://tinyurl.com/mrxer3e8 Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (OyyDO) Yes! Blugh. Something about that painting makes me need to either run away screaming, or leave no survivors.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: Sodomite TransSexual Rowing Club at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (Fcuz5) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (12jgO) 135
Aflac Commercials, The Early Years
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has definitely watched too many Pitch Meetings today at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (PiwSw) 136
Why do elephants paint their toenails different colours??
So they can hide in boxes of M&Ms! ["... hide in Smarties boxes" for Canadian and British readers.] Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0) 137
Elephant jokes were all the rage when I was about 11. I even bought a paperback collection of them at the time; that's why I remember these.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq) ------- Last one, I swear: Q: What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant? A: Run around inside until you're totally pooped out. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (VJsqe) 138
127 116 What's that famous impressionist painting? With all the upper class people wandering around a park like faceless weebles?
Seurat... Pointillism Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (bs+z0) 139
Egrets? I've had a few but I did it mynah waaaaay!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0) 140
Why do elephants paint their toenails different colours??
So they can hide in boxes of M&Ms! ["... hide in Smarties boxes" for Canadian and British readers.] Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 *** I've never seen that joke before! Or I've forgotten it. Which is pretty much the same thing. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq) 141
Saw on an earlier thread that Fenelon learned they caught all the cancer. Isn't that wonderful news!!
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that. Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1) 142
Seurat... Pointillism
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (bs+z0) It's the favorite painting of poster ellipsis. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (FVME7) Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (G0vdT) 145
Summertime. Why don't these impressionists ever show the swarming clouds of disease carrying skeeters and gnats that, in real life, would be eating them alive?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (QSjkU) 146
The painter is described as an impressionist but looking at her works that doesn't always seem to be the case. She was good.
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO) Everybody has to fit in a box. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (MFphb) 147
The search for Summertime Cassat shows a close up version of this painting, without the background. More detail. Not sure what the deal is ... I prefer this one.
https://tinyurl.com/ybxanzr3 Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (Cus5s) 148
Everybody has to fit in a box.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (MFphb) For FJB, that box has a ColoGuard logo on the side of it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (6FeV1) 149
Alternate title: "Upper Falls, Niagara NY"
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe) 150
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card! (I actually remember hearing that one on Fractured Flickers w/ Hans Conried, I believe.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (txdEq) 151
SCOTUS is releasing opinions today at 10am Est. 30 left to release in 2 1/2 weeks.
I would expect the overturning of Roe to be last. Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (MFphb) 152
OT: Model T vs Model S long distance race. Spoiler, Tesla wins by 1 hour and 10 mins. But that's to a car over 100 years old with 22 hp and a top speed of 40 mph.
https://tinyurl.com/22a2a9mp Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (UuD2k) 153
Oh dear, there's a swamp thing rising up off starboard. Salley Jane love, man the Phalanx and I'll prepare the depth charges, would you like a sugar biscuit?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (dJ3Nm) 154
149 Alternate title: "Upper Falls, Niagara NY"
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe) Niagra Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step.... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (PiwSw) 155
Everybody has to fit in a box.
Posted by: OneEyedJack ******* That's what the girls decided once thy learned that Uncle Joe didn't float. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (cPDW+) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (12jgO) 157
Everybody has to fit in a box.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 * For FJB, that box has a ColoGuard logo on the side of it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 *** "Jill!!! That damn box is following me everywhere!" "Don't worry about it, Joe. It follows everybody. Have some ice cream." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq) Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (vcv8B) 159
For FJB, that box has a ColoGuard logo on the side of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (6FeV1) Nice! You shoulda finished with I'll be here all week and tip the veal and don't forget to try the waitress Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (MFphb) 160
151 I would expect the overturning of Roe to be last.
Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (MFphb) ======= I want that gun decision supposedly written by Thomas (Bruen?). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG) 161
Summertime. Why don't these impressionists ever show the swarming clouds of disease carrying skeeters and gnats that, in real life, would be eating them alive?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 *** And the big dark half-moons of sweatstains under everybody's arms? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq) 162
You are too stupid to live outside of your box! Stay in there with the lid closed, and I will protect you!
-Dems to blacks for 60 years Yes, sir! -Blacks to dems for 60 years. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (12jgO) 163
74 The girl looks like her legs were cut off and her right arm looks like a hockey stick.
symbolic of climate change. Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (2cfUo) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (lbaVV) 165
Marshall, Will, and Holly
On a routine expedition... Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe) 166
Summertime. And the living is easy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (12jgO) 167
134 They will also buy a $100,000 Tesla.
...and only plug it in where they can charge it for free. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June And go to the fundraiser car wash and give the kids a dollar. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3) 168
111 Brutal emotional abuse of a little girl by her father.
Father of the Year! And a little 'ronette in the making! Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (HsAzN) 169
I'll just leave this here and remind everyone we're headed into an official recession:
"DUBAI (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia's gross domestic product grew 9.9% in the first quarter, the fastest in a decade and more than a flash estimate last month of 9.6%, official data showed on Tuesday. It was the fastest expansion since the third quarter of 2011 with the increase in oil production a key factor, said Monica Malik, chief economist at Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank. "This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said." Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c) 170
And the big dark half-moons of sweatstains under everybody's arms?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq) Not to mention the river of snot they would be stemming with endless wiping due to hay fever and no Clariton. Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (QSjkU) 171
Summertime. And the living is easy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (12jgO) ******* Not in Biden's America. Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (HsAzN) 173
This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c) "No shit," Waraiotoko said. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4) 175
169 It was the fastest expansion since the third quarter of 2011 with the increase in oil production a key factor, said Monica Malik, chief economist at Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank.
"This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said." Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c) ======== This is a positive aspect of relying so heavily on oil for economic activity. When oil prices go up, you get a whole lot richer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (LvTSG) 176
Wonderful news about Fenelon.
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2022 10:02 AM (E0NVW) 177
Meh, needs Adrienne Barbeau and Dick Durock.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (5pTK/) 178
That painting creeps me the hell out. Posted by: Warai-otoko A work by Georges Seurat, a pointellist. Its title is "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (RYuH3) 179
They used to own a motorboat.
Posted by: Ziba at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (4h9M3) 180
And the swollen, bloodshot eyes full of plant jizz.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (QSjkU) Posted by: zombie Erwin Schrödinger at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0) 182
All these comments about the box, and nobody here has said
WHAT'S IN THE BOX? It's like I don't know you people. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (MFphb) 183
Anybody who can't fit in the box gets a night in the box.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw) 184
One of a lady talking on a cell phone:
https://tinyurl.com/rzoncell Hello,.... no,... Wait, I don't even, ... Cars were only invented five years ago, Stop Calling Me! [click] Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (dJ3Nm) 185
I like the mother daughter theme, but, I find the execution to be somewhat off-putting.
Might hang. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/) 186
Yes and no.
Posted by: zombie Erwin Schr�dinger at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0) How can you even tell? Posted by: Zombie Werner Heisenberg at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (6FeV1) 187
Michelson left the PGA for the Saudi-sponsored tour. Huh.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (0vFtj) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (U2p+3) 189
It was the fastest expansion since the third quarter of 2011 with the increase in oil production a key factor, said Monica Malik, chief economist at Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank.
Are we talking about Abrams? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (12jgO) 190
"This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c) If I were Ferrari or Rolls Royce, I'd be looking at releasing a new special edition color scheme right this minute. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (KYKwc) 191
The elbow crop was slow coming in, that year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (qFRwE) 192
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
It's like I don't know you people. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (MFphb) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Posted by: What's My Line? at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (7bRMQ) 193
...I find the execution to be somewhat off-putting.
Might hang. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/) So you're just quibbling about the method, then. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:06 AM (h6/n7) 195
Meanwhile, "Japanese economy contracts at 0.5% annual rate in Q1, performing better than analysts expected."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:07 AM (yikp0) 196
189 It was the fastest expansion since the third quarter of 2011 with the increase in oil production a key factor, said Monica Malik, chief economist at Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank.
Are we talking about Abrams? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (12jgO) Yes. Posted by: Ana Navarro at June 08, 2022 10:07 AM (PiwSw) 197
And the Cottonmouths, don't forget the Cottonmouths. SOB's will drop right into the boat from overhanging limbs. I fukkin hate that, as it forces me to shoot holes through the bottom of the boat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU) 198
Not one of Mary's better paintings.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (GP8V/) 199
So you're just quibbling about the method, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1) ---------------- Hmm, 9mm versus 45 acp, Crossbows versus longbow and, now, hanging versus guillotine? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/) 200
...I find the execution to be somewhat off-putting.
Might hang. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/) So you're just quibbling about the method, then. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1) *whisper voice Get a shotgun. Get a double barrel shotgun. Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (MFphb) Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (dJ3Nm) 202
Groomer in a boat.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (fmt/2) 203
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. Poor ladies visiting the site of the tragic accident. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (anj39) 204
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (RYuH3)
There is another work by Seurat, called something like "Alfalfa" that is my favorite of his. Much less busy and strident. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (XIJ/X) Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (MFphb) 206
Hmm, 9mm versus 45 acp, Crossbows versus longbow and, now, hanging versus guillotine? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/) *takes notes* Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at June 08, 2022 10:10 AM (KYKwc) Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:10 AM (HsAzN) 208
Wolfus, any cat news?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ) 209
I would expect the overturning of Roe to be last.
Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested. Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM Let's hope so. The Horde deserves a NoVaMoMe without riots and filthy leftists getting in the way of our sightseeing. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7) 210
In the summertime, when the weather is hot
You can stretch right up and touch the sky When the weather's right You got women, you got women on your mind Have a drink, have a drive Go out and see what you can find... Posted by: Mungo Jerry at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (Fcuz5) 211
Great, instead of murders we've gone to outright execution.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (5pTK/) 212
Saw on an earlier thread that Fenelon learned they caught all the cancer. Isn't that wonderful news!!
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that. Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1) That is wonderful!! Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (5y7pR) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (h6/n7) 214
Six little ducks that I once knew, Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, too. But the one little duck with a feather on its back, She led the others with a, "quack! quack! quack!" Down to the river they would go, A weeble-wobble, weeble-wobble, to and fro. But the one little duck with a feather on its back, She led the others with a, "quack! quack! quack!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (RYuH3) 215
Saw on an earlier thread that Fenelon learned they caught all the cancer. Isn't that wonderful news!!
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that. Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM Wonderful news! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (h6/n7) 216
Let's hope so. The Horde deserves a NoVaMoMe without riots and filthy leftists getting in the way of our sightseeing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7) Might not be good for sightseeing, but for sighting in, it'd be great. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:13 AM (kb51C) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (1n+EO) 219
Let's hope so. The Horde deserves a NoVaMoMe without riots and filthy leftists getting in the way of our sightseeing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7) Might not be good for sightseeing, but for sighting in, it'd be great. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM Zero first. Saves time. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (h6/n7) 220
This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1) The left ridicules prayer while simultaneously believing they can change their sex with the power of their mind. It's astonishing, really. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:16 AM (UuD2k) 221
Getting frisky!
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson; 14h BREAKING: Steve Bannon subpoenas House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and every member of the House J6 committee in his contempt of Congress case https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1534321006650839043 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:18 AM (yikp0) Posted by: crusader at June 08, 2022 10:18 AM (AMIL/) 223
Ladies In The Prow was the original name of The Bangles. Not a joke.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:19 AM (PlZ6z) 224
At least these three yutes won't be boatjacking them this week.
https://tinyurl.com/4knsk3h6 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (1n+EO) 14 and 15 year old "middle schoolers" Ain't middle school 6th, 7th and 8th grade? a) I was under the impression they didn't flunk kids anymore b) These be some dumb mofo's. Prison is destiny Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (MFphb) 225
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, TN? Especially BBQ. We're going there for vacation next week.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO) 226
Saw on an earlier thread that Fenelon learned they caught all the cancer. Isn't that wonderful news!!
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that. Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM Wonderful news! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM Congrats to Fen!!!!! Yes prayer does work! Posted by: Minnfidel at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (hJi1m) 227
Another day, another exciting opportunity to collaborate with my colleagues in a fun and exciting manner!
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (xPIwr) 228
sockoff
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (MFphb) 229
The little rowboat's name is San Francisco and they just dumped Chesa Boudin overboard.
If they were smart they'd row like hell. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (VJsqe) 230
What's that famous impressionist painting? With all the upper class people wandering around a park like faceless weebles?
That painting creeps me the hell out. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1) I never understood that reaction. Then again, I'm pretty much "face blind" so that may be why the facelessness isn't a problem for me. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (nC+QA) 231
Wolfus, any cat news?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 *** Yes! I guess you didn't see on the ONT. There's a little fluffy black male kitten at a shelter about 3 hours' drive from me, and I'm deciding whether to go up and see him on Saturday. He's about 4 months old. My hesitation is not due to him -- unless he turns out to be a biter and a loud meower. It's that I haven't lived with a kitten for more than 10 years. The last one I had was super smart and sweet, but she wanted to play all the time -- including at 2 am. I don't know if I can handle a kitten! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq) 232
On second thought, they seem to be starting kids one year later than they used to. Maybe their not so far behind after all.
Nevermind! (Emily Litella voice) Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:22 AM (MFphb) 233
Wait, is collusion still bad, but collaboration is good? Is that right? Oh, OrangeManBad is bad, don't fire me!
Posted by: WaPo NPC who isn't that bright at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (PiwSw) 234
You can tell what a fun place this is from our upbeat masthead.
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (xPIwr) 235
Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find... Posted by: Mungo Jerry at June 08, 2022 *** If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal; If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq) 236
141 Saw on an earlier thread that Fenelon learned they caught all the cancer. Isn't that wonderful news!!
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that. Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1) That is awesome news about Fenelon. Praise God. Fenelon has often posted reflections here on AoSHQ and more than once the reading would have a big impact on me. I would give her a big hug and a heartfelt "Thank you!" if I ever get the chance to meet her in person. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (N39Ws) 237
"Oh, Auntie! And then we could gorge on it's living, squirming flesh as the blood ran down our chins!"
"Yes, dearie." *claps hands* "Oh, yes, please, Auntie.! Yes, please!" Posted by: naturalfake ******** Sadly, later that morning, they were both feeling a little down in the mouth. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (bW8dp) 239
"But at least no mean Tweets, Zelda!"
Posted by: The Wine Mom in The Boat at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (a3Q+t) 240
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, TN? Especially BBQ. We're going there for vacation next week.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO) Ask Long Distance Information. Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ) 241
The guy who was rowing the boat somehow ended up out of frame.
Posted by: Cybernetic at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (xawZJ) 242
For most people, ceaseless, morose hectoring is really fun. That's my truth, anyway!
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (xPIwr) 243
"But at least no mean Tweets, Zelda!"
Posted by: The Wine Mom in The Boat at June 08, 2022 *** "I'd take a million mean tweets if I could have the gas prices of 2018!" Posted by: Zelda at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (txdEq) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp) 245
The guy who was rowing the boat somehow ended up out of frame.
Posted by: Cybernetic Why did you think the women are gazing under the water? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (CLKyD) Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (DJFLF) 247
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, TN? Especially BBQ. We're going there for vacation next week.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO) * Ask Long Distance Information. Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 *** But try not to write the number on the wall. It's hell cleaning that ink off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (txdEq) 248
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB Fenelon, Jane d'oh, most all of the 'ettes, Tonypete & a bunch of others. Thank all of you. Thank you all. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (iXsUn) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp) 250
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Yes! I guess you didn't see on the ONT. There's a little fluffy black male kitten at a shelter about 3 hours' drive from me, and I'm deciding whether to go up and see him on Saturday. He's about 4 months old. My hesitation is not due to him -- unless he turns out to be a biter and a loud meower. It's that I haven't lived with a kitten for more than 10 years. The last one I had was super smart and sweet, but she wanted to play all the time -- including at 2 am. I don't know if I can handle a kitten! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq) House of OCiS is considering getting a kitten. We recently lost our Flatcoated Retriever and our cat -who is very social -seems quite lonely. Looking at various rescue organizations and their adoption questionnaires are unbelievable with the questions they ask. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (N39Ws) 251
Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) 252
Thune won last night. What's wrong with these South Dakotan's?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (fmt/2) 253
251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) ======== More white supremacy in action. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG) 254
Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) Beto's campaign ploys are getting increasingly desperate. Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (FJYfm) 255
251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) White Catholic Guilt, no doubt. Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (53oGX) 256
"Former Olympic gymnasts among dozens seeking more than $1-billion from FBI for failing to stop Larry Nasser."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0) 257
252 Thune won last night. What's wrong with these South Dakotan's?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (fmt/2) ======= "Thune helped sort out my mom's Medicare problem 30 years ago. I can't vote against him." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG) 258
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, T
* I do but I'll have to get back to you in a few minutes Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (6kI0c) 259
>>251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
The perp has a promising future in the Biden regime. Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (fmt/2) Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (iXsUn) 261
259 >>251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
The perp has a promising future in the Biden regime. Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (fmt/2) ======== Mayor of DC in less than 5 years. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG) 262
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
No, I was in bed by then. But, the kitty would keep you young! Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Just the Basics at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (bW8dp) 264
Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
----- Russian white supremacists terrorism, or justifiable reaction to Trump-induced hippocampus trauma? How am I supposed to write this up? Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:31 AM (xPIwr) 265
the kitty would keep you young!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ) That was my company's motto! Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at June 08, 2022 10:31 AM (FJYfm) 266
Recommendations on Memphis? Go somewhere else.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (Qy7kP) 267
Sadly, later that morning, they were both feeling a little down in the mouth.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+) That's better than being punched in the mouth by a drug addict. Their jaws would be all methed up. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39) 268
"Taiwanese F-16 fighter jet makes emergency landing in Hawaii; USAF pilot taken to hospital."
I sure hope the F-16 is a two-seater! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (yikp0) 269
Wolfus Aurelius
From our earlier thread - where we land is often dictated by circumstances beyond ourselves, with dirt, blood, and economics driving everything. Sucks you have a heat index of +90. Geesh, I would die. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (2mSQi) 270
House of OCiS is considering getting a kitten. We recently lost our Flatcoated Retriever and our cat -who is very social -seems quite lonely. Looking at various rescue organizations and their adoption questionnaires are unbelievable with the questions they ask.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022 *** I know! This one was pretty good -- all they wanted in advance was a reference from my vet, to make sure I cared for my previous animals, I guess. I inquired about one cat on Petfinder, and the rescue woman sent me a 4-page application! My local branch of the SPCA has no longhaired cats, which are my preference. They insist on an appointment, too. And on face diapers; I'm not doing that. If I adopt this little black fellow, I'm not averse to adopting a Siberian in the near future. The breeder lady knows me and won't put me through all that craziness. (She shouldn't, considering the price she asks for kittens.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq) 271
@225 - lots of great BBQ joints in Memphis & northern MS. Definitely recommend Tom's BBQ & Deli (try the rib tips). For Memphis-style ribs, I also really liked Leonard's. If you have time, dip down to Senatobia, MS to Coleman's BBQ for a BBQ bologna sammitch. Worth the short drive.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (kb51C) 272
BBQ in Memphis: Elwood's Shack!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PlZ6z) 273
That's better than being punched in the mouth by a drug addict.
Their jaws would be all methed up. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39) That's what I thay! Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw) 274
Their jaws would be all methed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39) --------------- Thath not funny! Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP) 275
Their jaws would be all methed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39) Thay that to my faith. Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm) 276
>>257
======= "Thune helped sort out my mom's Medicare problem 30 years ago. I can't vote against him." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi That's great! He is inline to replace McConnell when he Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (fmt/2) 277
251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) --------------- WH better condemn this. I'm not holding my breath. Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (G0vdT) 278
o, I was in bed by then. But, the kitty would keep you young!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 *** That's what everybody says. Tatiana the Wonder Siberian, the last kitten, aged me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (txdEq) 279
#261 Had the WaPo just printed Kavanaugh's daily itinerary down to the minute for the next two weeks by any chance??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (yikp0) 280
Just heard some Dem blather about guns being number 1 cause of death in children. What a filthy lie, how did they ever come up with that statistic? Look at a 1 hour slice of time during a school shooting?
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids. Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc) Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (Msys3) 282
Up With People did a small show at my high school, and I actually went to see them at the auditorium near my house. They were great -- sort of a vocal music version of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass. I met a cute girl there too, so I have fond memories. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Up, up with people! You meet 'em wherever you go. Up, up with people! They're the best kind of folks we know. If more people were for people, all people everywhere, there'd be a lot less people to worry about and a lot more people who care. I have a weird ability to remember music. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (7B5FA) 283
Their jaws would be all methed up.
Posted by: Diogenes ******* I was told there would be no meth. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+) 284
276 That's great!
He is inline to replace McConnell when he keels over retires. Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (fmt/2) ======== That's why Trump is backing a potential Rick Scott leadership role instead. He's not leaving an empty vacuum. Scott is no Rand Paul, or anything, but he would be Trump's guy instead of McConnell's. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG) 285
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, TN? Especially BBQ. We're going there for vacation next week.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO) The Rear View Mirror Because Memphis is best in the rear view mirror. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (anj39) 286
Rendezvous, if it's still open. Not far from the Peabody Hotel,, in a down stairs/basement type area. You might even get to see the ducks crossing the road into the Peabody *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (74Gk2) 287
Ask Long Distance Information.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ) Pffft... Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ) 288
280 Just heard some Dem blather about guns being number 1 cause of death in children. What a filthy lie, how did they ever come up with that statistic? Look at a 1 hour slice of time during a school shooting?
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids. Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc) ========= They really stretch the definition of child. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG) 289
Horde mind ith fucked up!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (Qy7kP) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (BFigT) 291
I have been reading article upon article about how repeated coof boosters actually diminish natural immunity.
The incidents of the coof infecting those of my acquaintance who are triple and quadruple jabbed seem to support this theory. I can't believe how these folks can't connect the dots. One woman even said: "I wore my mask the whole time and I *still* got infected!" Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (DJFLF) 292
That's what I thay!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw) Thath not funny! Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP) Thay that to my faith. Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm) ---- This is the kind of collaborative, creative, independendent thinking we prize at WaPo, too! Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (xPIwr) 293
"Mom, I don't think this spot is deep enough to hide all our guns. Let's go out a bit further"
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (1DgE4) 294
WTH? Armed dude near Kavanaugh's home. Was this an attempted assassination? Hey Schumer, you motherfucker, is the whirlwind you where howling about on the steps of the Supreme Court. Why in the fuck isn't Schumer not eating baloney sandwiches while sitting in a solitary jail cell.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (2mSQi) 295
Can I sthtill get in on thith one?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (XG2Fi) 296
From our earlier thread - where we land is often dictated by circumstances beyond ourselves, with dirt, blood, and economics driving everything. Sucks you have a heat index of +90. Geesh, I would die.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 *** LiS, the humidity in Denver was nowhere near as low as you have. Yet it was so close to bone-dry compared to Da Swamp, I had never been so pleased in my life to be outdoors in warmer weather. (The cold wasn't bad either, since it too was dry.) I wish I'd looked for another job in CO when I got laid off that last time. If I had any relatives in the West, I'd have given them a call then, or in 2005 when I was on enforced vacation from Katrina. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (txdEq) 297
Just heard some Dem blather about guns being number 1 cause of death in children. What a filthy lie, how did they ever come up with that statistic? Look at a 1 hour slice of time during a school shooting?
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids. Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc) Anytime someone starts talking about the leading killer of children, you're about to hear some BS. Children are, thankfully, remarkably resilient, so whatever things are the "leading" killers of children, they're getting very low numbers, and there's not any real statistical difference between the 3rd leading killer of children and the 27th leading killer of children. Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (FJYfm) 298
Not far from the Peabody Hotel,, in a down stairs/basement type area. You might even get to see the ducks crossing the road into the Peabody
The Commodore Hotel is down by the bright lights. Posted by: Lowell George at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (7B5FA) 299
That's what I thay!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw) Thath not funny! Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP) Thay that to my faith. Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm) Hordemind! Real, and spectacular. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (h6/n7) 300
251 Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) ----------- They'll be released before the J6 political prisoners. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (M9BuD) 301
Why in the fuck isn't Schumer not eating baloney sandwiches while sitting in a solitary jail cell. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (2mSQi)
There's an idea. Posted by: Future June 8 committee at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (7B5FA) 302
I always get Mary Cassat confused with Mary Surrat, who was executed for her role in the Lincoln assassination.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (rwPCJ) 303
I think car accidents are the biggest killer of children (under 1
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (DJFLF) 304
301 Why in the fuck isn't Schumer not eating baloney sandwiches while sitting in a solitary jail cell. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (2mSQi)
---------- Now thath not nithe! Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (XG2Fi) 305
how did they ever come up with that statistic?
-------------------------- "Children" includes 21-year-old gangbangers shooting each other just like they goose "school shooting" numbers by including gangbangers shooting it up on a schoolyard basketball court at midnight. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (yikp0) 306
Just heard on the radio someone was arrested because he was headed to assassinate Kavanaugh
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c) Well, they did just announce that they were concerned about this summer and acts of domestic terrorism. So...gotta they get the op going. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (anj39) 307
225 Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, TN? Especially BBQ. We're going there for vacation next week.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO) Moved here recently...I don't know BBQ, yet, but you have to visit the Peabody Hotel in Downtown and watch the Duck March! You can have cocktails in the lobby. Then take in some music & have dinner at Lafayette's Music Room in Overton Square. And if you are going out to Graceland, stop off at Hernando's Hideaway at night for a show. It's a historic honky-tonk where some of the greats have played. Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at June 08, 2022 10:40 AM (l0Cy4) 308
306 Well, they did just announce that they were concerned about this summer and acts of domestic terrorism. So...gotta they get the op going.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (anj39) ======== "Have you noticed that all of this violence is from the left?" -Intern at WaPo "Eat of his flesh..." - Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (LvTSG) 309
Just heard some Dem blather about guns being number 1 cause of death in children. What a filthy lie, how did they ever come up with that statistic?
******** Direct quote from an article at the AAP: In 2019, firearm injuries surpassed motor vehicle collisions to become the leading cause of death for youth aged 0-19 years in the United States, after excluding deaths due to prematurity and congenital anomalies. So, in other words, what they are saying is that firearms injury from all causes (homicide, suicide, accidental) is the leading cause of death if you ignore the leading causes of deaths. Blatant misrepresentation. More on this coming up, maybe this weekend. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (cPDW+) 310
Whether Merrick Garland will prosecute you for attempting to assassinate a SCOTUS Justice depends entirely on which Justice you tried to kill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (XG2Fi) 311
Ask Long Distance Information.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ) Pffft... Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ) I wrote it, you know. Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (7bRMQ) 312
Sen John Kennedy quotes of the week:
1. "the price of gas is so high that it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere" 2. "President Biden is about as popular right now as a sinkhole." Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (UuD2k) 313
303 I think car accidents are the biggest killer of children (under 1
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (DJFLF) Abortion. According to the CDC, in 2019, 629,898, and that's not including stats for California, New Hampshire and Maryland, who do not report abortions to the CDC. https://is.gd/4fcRiJ Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (PiwSw) 314
I know! This one was pretty good -- all they wanted in advance was a reference from my vet, to make sure I cared for my previous animals, I guess. I inquired about one cat on Petfinder,
and the rescue woman sent me a 4-page application! There's a lot of messed up in the mind horder/rescuers in the pet rescue world. They'd rather deny a rescue a good home so they can justify, in their mind, that they are doing God's work. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (iXsUn) 315
Anytime someone starts talking about the leading killer of children, you're about to hear some BS. Children are, thankfully, remarkably resilient, so whatever things are the "leading" killers of children, they're getting very low numbers, and there's not any real statistical difference between the 3rd leading killer of children and the 27th leading killer of children.
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (FJYfm) ---------- Heard that suicide is now the second leading cause of death for children 14 and under. Although you make a good point, this speaks to the sickness of modern culture. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (M9BuD) 316
Under-two-weeks-old newborn kids aren't really children!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (yikp0) 317
Direct quote from an article at the AAP:
In 2019, firearm injuries surpassed motor vehicle collisions to become the leading cause of death for youth aged 0-19 years in the United States, after excluding deaths due to prematurity and congenital anomalies. So, in other words, what they are saying is that firearms injury from all causes (homicide, suicide, accidental) is the leading cause of death if you ignore the leading causes of deaths. Blatant misrepresentation. More on this coming up, maybe this weekend. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (cPDW+) Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters? Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm) 318
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok People now have different sets of pronouns that change depending on the identity of the person they are talking to. You must remember and affirm them, we are told. https://bit.ly/3aEPr3B Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7) 319
SHOCKING: the man taken into custody outside of Brett Kavanaugh’s house last night is a 26 year old white male with a California driver’s license. Previous address in Seattle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2) 320
I think car accidents are the biggest killer of children (under 1
Posted by: kallisto Drowning Congenital abnormalities then Car Accidents iirc Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (Msys3) Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (Lok2/) 322
'Em, our ducks.'
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (0OP+5) 323
(The cold wasn't bad either, since it too was dry.)
****** We also get rain in Colorado. But it's a dry rain. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (cPDW+) 324
>>> Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters?
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm) And includes prime gang-banger ages. Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (dJ3Nm) 325
311 Ask Long Distance Information.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ) Pffft... Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ) I wrote it, you know. Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (7bRMQ) Stand your ground Mr Rivers...consider the precedent you'll set! Posted by: Carlos Mencia, Amy Shumer at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (BgMrQ) 326
Seurat and "Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte".
He is painting the fashion of the times. It's a bustle, not big butts. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (u82oZ) 327
@322 - M R not Ducks!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (kb51C) 328
About those green shoes: https://bit.ly/3tpck1c
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (Bd6X8) 329
Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters?
Because 15-19 includes the multicultural utes in the cities who react to white oppression by shooting each other. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:46 AM (12jgO) 330
Seurat and "Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte".
He is painting the fashion of the times. It's a bustle, not big butts. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (u82oZ) Still, I like big bustles and I cannot lie. Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at June 08, 2022 10:47 AM (FJYfm) 331
Odds on not one single D will demand for gun control over the attempted assassination of Justice Kavanaugh. That pack of unholy bastards, let's leave it right there. As much as I can't get on board with the loopy left justices they got their in a Constitutionally proscribed manner and that is where it ends. The SCOTUS is not a static entity and that is just how it works. What the Democrats have done here by demonizing the SCOTUS is a borderline call for insurrection.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (2mSQi) 332
319 SHOCKING: the man taken into custody outside of Brett Kavanaugh’s house last night is a 26 year old white male with a California driver’s license. Previous address in Seattle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2) ------ Remember, if a Justice dies, for what ever reason, before a ruling is released, his or her vote does not count. Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (G0vdT) 333
>>> Still, I like big bustles and I cannot lie.
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at June 08, 2022 10:47 AM (FJYfm) If you ever get one in your hedge row don't worry, it's just a spring clean for the may queen. Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (dJ3Nm) 334
They can move the art to Denver after the Waltons buy the Broncos. Or the Broncos move to Arkansas.
I'd like to see more NFL teams in Bumfuck, Wherever. Whoever writes the boilerplate story every year about how it's terrible for the Packers because there are no other black people in Wisconsin for the players to date would have a field day. Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX) 335
Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters?
Posted by: Wally ****** The AAP is fond of lumping birth to 19 together for their discussions of gun injuries and deaths in children. Allows them to wail "for the little chirren" as they ignore the inconvenient reality that by far and away the majority of gun deaths is in 15-19 year olds, predominantly black males, way out of proportion to black females, white males and white females. I'll have more on this in an upcoming guest post. Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:49 AM (cPDW+) 336
Mary Surrat, infamous for her role in the Lincoln assassination, was from what is today Clinton, Maryland. The name of the town was changed. It had been "Surratsville."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (PlZ6z) 337
Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters?
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm) Sheesh. I've watched 18 and 19 year olds calmly put together a tactical nuke. Others shoot a howitzer. Still others stand toe to toe with East German border guards, and not give an inch. Babies??? Bullshit! Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (anj39) 338
327 @322 - M R not Ducks!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (kb51C) Older sister telling little Emmie the stream is ours, the fish are ours and the damn ducks. PaPa said so and the gamekeeper will shoot the living snot out od anybody who molests them. Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (0OP+5) 339
I like this painting. Would hang.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (u82oZ) 340
MSM: Hmm, leftist nutjob from CA wanting to kill a conservative Justice? Not covering it. Oh wait, maybe we can get away with the "white male" angle.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:51 AM (G0vdT) 341
"@libsoftiktok
People now have different sets of pronouns that change depending on the identity of the person they are talking to. You must remember and affirm them, we are told. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks: I have a hard enough time with names. Even if I gave a shit about your pronouns, there is no chance I will get it right, especially if you start changing it on a whim. There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory. Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (MxEKc) 342
Diogenes
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ. Full Stop. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (u82oZ) 343
I like this painting. Would hang.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (u82oZ) Kinda like dems. Would hang. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (anj39) 344
Tulsi continues to make me desire her:
First of all stop thinking about yourself and actually think about getting things done for the American people. I think that the first problem is that they're concerned about how they look. Second of all, I think they've got it completely wrong. Biden will be remembered as being worse than Jimmy Carter because they're talking about gas prices and inflation and how things were bad then and now, but they're ignoring the fact that Carter's policies didn't fast-track us into a new Cold War or push us into a place where we're closer to a nuclear war now than since the Cuban missile crisis. Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (/NCI4) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (u82oZ) 346
Diogenes
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ. Full Stop. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (u82oZ) *** My bad. I meant to say classified government high explosives. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (anj39) 347
Wasn't Scott instrumental in setting up the absurd racist show trial for Zimmerman in FL? As in, the actual/normal authorities took one look at the facts and immediately, routinely and correctly decided "no case here", and then Scott sicked the idiot prosecutor from some higher level on Zimmerman?
Floridians (even Florida Man) please correct me here. That defining act - if I have my facts straight - places Scott in the standard "worse than useless, a midget" category into which 97% of the political class falls. And he didn't burnish his image much by starring in one of the idiotic "wear your mask!" PSAs with which several senators disgraced themselves. Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (OTzUX) 348
I've watched 18 and 19 year olds ... shoot a howitzer....
Posted by: Diogenes ****** Did they hold it sideways? Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (cPDW+) 349
I thought famine was the leading killer of children.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (8Sqzu) 350
This Mary Casset is pretty good, could be great depending on her batting average.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (2mSQi) 351
>>> I have a hard enough time with names. Even if I gave a shit about your pronouns, there is no chance I will get it right, especially if you start changing it on a whim.
There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory. Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (MxEKc) You know what's weird? When you go through federal regs like CFR 14 everything is written as his/him/he and noticeably so. All possible individuals and some entities are referred to as his/him/he. You notice it when you see it. Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (dJ3Nm) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (u82oZ) 353
SHOCKING: the man taken into custody outside of Brett Kavanaugh’s house last night is a 26 year old white male with a California driver’s license. Previous address in Seattle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2) ------ Remember, if a Justice dies, for what ever reason, before a ruling is released, his or her vote does not count. Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (G0vdT) Their judicial assassinations are free speech, comrade. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (nByzo) 354
Justin becomes handgun Salesman of the Year:
||OTTAWA -- A week after the federal government proposed to freeze handgun sales and bring in tougher measures to curb illegal gun violence*, gun vendors say handguns are flying off the shelves. "It's insane," said an employee at a York Region firearms store. Sales are "going crazy," said Sylvia Shi, manager of Solely Outdoors in Markham. "It's very busy. We sold over a couple of hundred handguns in three days," she said, adding business has "more than tripled" the usual pace, before politely saying she had no more time to speak.|| *BTW, Justin has eliminated mandatory minimums for crimes committed with firearms. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0) 355
Rhomboid-
while there is much truth in what you say, the issue might come down to Thune vs Scott. It shouldn't, but that might be the choice. It sucks, but one of them has to be worse. IMHO, it's Thune. Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (/NCI4) 356
I've watched 18 and 19 year olds ... shoot a howitzer....
Posted by: Diogenes ****** Did they hold it sideways? Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (cPDW+) *** And those camouflage doorags were bitchin'! Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (anj39) 357
Thanks Muldoon. I'm gonna guess that 90% of the firearm-related mortality in that age cohort is among 15-yr olds and up, in a gang/organized crime setting.
In other words, a toxic but entirely separate and focused social disaster, not a firearms question. Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (OTzUX) 358
People now have different sets of pronouns that change depending on the identity of the person they are talking to. You must remember and affirm them, we are told.
Crowder yesterday was playing a bunch of leaked tapes from a taxpayer-funded trans conference. In addition to all of them blaming colonialism for gender dysphoria (if you're playing Leftist Mad Libs, you get a triple word score) there was one person who demanded to be called either a woman or a unicorn depending on their mood, "in spite of my mustache and big dick". The same person said they wake up at 4 AM every morning because they hear the screams of the oppressed outside their window. But there's no connection between trannies and mental illness. Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX) 359
Two Ladies looking at the bloated remains of Chesa Boudin.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (obPf+) 360
>>> Tulsi continues to make me desire her:
First of all stop thinking about yourself and actually think about getting things done for the American people. I think that the first problem is that they're concerned about how they look. Second of all, I think they've got it completely wrong. Biden will be remembered as being worse than Jimmy Carter because they're talking about gas prices and inflation and how things were bad then and now, but they're ignoring the fact that Carter's policies didn't fast-track us into a new Cold War or push us into a place where we're closer to a nuclear war now than since the Cuban missile crisis. Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (/NCI4) Don't stick your vote in crazy. Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (dJ3Nm) 361
Happy trees. happy ducks. cabin is gonna be a bit wet, but it is happy, sunny art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (mZOHK) 362
"Fairly famous impressionist, i suppose. Just never anyone's go to when asked to name an impressionist."
Cassatt was the only woman and the only American among the Impressionists. She was the daughter of a Pittsburgh railroad magnate. From what I've heard, she's one of the reasons why the Art Institute of Chicago has such a magnificent collection of Impressionist works: the wives of Chicago's plutocrats - Armour, Swift, Palmer - were introduced to the Impressionists by her, and bought their paintings for what was pocket change for them. This painting clearly is an oil sketch; most of her work is much more finished. Posted by: Nemo at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (S6ArX) 363
I have a hard enough time with names. Even if I gave a shit about your pronouns, there is no chance I will get it right, especially if you start changing it on a whim.
There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory. Posted by: Ripley Always remember, "hey, fucker!", is gender neutral. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (iXsUn) 364
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:49 AM (cPDW+)
The AAP stands firmly in support of the transagenda. Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (DJFLF) 365
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (OTzUX)
Not a Floridian, but that's pretty much how I remember it happening as well. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (nC+QA) 366
Justin has eliminated mandatory minimums for crimes committed with firearms.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0) Good time to put those firearms to good use, I guess. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (nByzo) 367
MSM: We don't what this nice liberal was doing in the neighborhood.
Police: He confessed he wanted to Kill Kavenaugh. MSM: We'll we don't know his motivations. Police: He also confessed it was because of the leaked opionion. MSM: Well regardless, not big news. We'll devote 10 seconds to the broadcast. Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (G0vdT) 368
I shot a howitzer once. Basically, you just pull on a cord. They used some small caliber blank to light it off, i forget which one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (UuD2k) 369
"It's very busy. We sold over a couple of hundred handguns in three days,"
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0) Must be a big store. Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (/NCI4) 371
https://bit.ly/3mtiKZn
In an infuriating thread about how poorly American students are educated, we have this gem: "My juniors call apostrophes "sky commas." Sky commas ... Sky commas How high can you fly? You'll never, never, never reach the sky. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (FVME7) 372
[Mary Cassatt] This painting clearly is an oil sketch; most of her work is much more finished. Posted by: Nemo
Because I am an art genius I never heard of her until today. I looked up other work, and yes, they are highly refined. In modern lingo: they are dope. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (2mSQi) 373
Ross Wightman from B.C. is one of the first Canadians to receive compensation from the federal government for sustaining injuries after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine shot.
Wightman received the AstraZeneca vaccine in April 2021 and was diagnosed with Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS) shortly after. The condition left him partially paralyzed. [Photo shows him using a walker.] Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (yikp0) 374
"My juniors call apostrophes "sky commas."
Honestly that's almost charming. On the scale of grammar crimes committed by people who grew up online it barely registers. Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX) 375
Sky commas ... Sky commas
How high can you fly? You'll never, never, never reach the sky. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (FVME7) Sky commas in flight Afternoon delight! Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 11:00 AM (nByzo) 376
In an infuriating thread about how poorly American students are educated, we have this gem:
"My juniors call apostrophes "sky commas." Heh. I like that. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (anj39) 377
At the VA now, we have to refer to Veterans as "Veteran Smith" instead of Sir or Ma'am. This came about due to our call centers talking to Veterans and assuming their gender via their voice, i.e. what normal people do. So a few, a very few, trans-ninnies got highly offended and complained.
Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (oiNtH) 378
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (yikp0)
I'm astonished that your medical community actually recognizes and ID's jabb injuries. Here in the States, they are now being referred to as incidents of "long Covid" Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (DJFLF) 379
Monkey is up
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (Qy7kP) 380
And those camouflage doorags were bitchin'!
-------------------- And the hopping wheels control recoil! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0) 381
Tulsi continues to make me desire her:
* See also: Matthew McConahauy (however he spells his stupid name) It's an act. "Reasonable" and/or "common sense" will be involved somehow, which means you agree with them. Or else. Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 08, 2022 11:02 AM (rjyzh) 382
Gutter comma , > comma
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 11:03 AM (fmt/2) 383
Anyone have any restaurant suggestions for Memphis, T
* I do but I'll have to get back to you in a few minutes * Looks like mine were covered already. Have fun, but keep your head on a swivel. That is a super dangerous city. If something feels wrong it is wrong. Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 08, 2022 11:03 AM (rjyzh) 384
Heh.
I like that. Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (anj39) ------- Yes. That's a keeper. Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (VJsqe) 385
Walmart discontinues sales of coconut milk brand tied to PETA claims of forced monkey labor
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (hSqJL) 386
Regular old comma comma: gutter apostrophe.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (PlZ6z) 387
Cassatt was the only woman and the only American among the Impressionists.
Posted by: Nemo at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (S6ArX) Berthe Morisot was also an Impressionist. She was one of the most popular Impressionists at the time and was married to Eduard Manet's brother. Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (OyyDO) 388
By chance just yesterday a good friend who worked in the Senate even longer than I did and I were discussing who might become GOP leader. Didn't take long. The only non-drone or non-ridiculous GOP members, a handful, are themselves either sort of unlikely because too young/not likely to be big fundraisers, or have personalities/profiles that make them very unlikely to be chosen by the caucus.
There are no "Trumps" in the Senate, meaning outliers as individuals who actually seriously want to take simple, utterly conventional actions supported by most of the public (when it takes 2 minutes to think about anything) and which lead to instant positive results. Any benefit from a non-disastrous president after this disastrous clownshow will almost certainly be based, as before, on executive orders and inherent authority (depending on how much of the latter is usurped/disrupted by a lawless, farcical judiciary). Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (OTzUX) 389
Kavanaugh assassin wanna be caught with a gun and burglary tools near Kavanaughs home. Perp told police he was there to kill Kavanaugh over his Roe v Wade ruling. I am sure whoever s the DA there will turn him over to a nice psychiatric facility for a month to get his meds straightened out. No reasonable prosecutor would charge him.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (Fa7xV) 390
377 At the VA now, we have to refer to Veterans as "Veteran Smith" instead of Sir or Ma'am. This came about due to our call centers talking to Veterans and assuming their gender via their voice, i.e. what normal people do. So a few, a very few, trans-ninnies got highly offended and complained.
Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (oiNtH) When I am Leader a Veteran is automatically addressed by their former rank. Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 11:06 AM (0OP+5) 391
319 SHOCKING: the man taken into custody outside of Brett Kavanaugh’s house last night is a 26 year old white male with a California driver’s license. Previous address in Seattle.
__________ Odd how the left is so determined that the issue of abortion not be returned to the voters in the states. Are they worried that they can't convince a majority of state voters to support laws that allow a baby to be killed as he or she is exiting the womb, or are they just worried that they won't be able to corrupt enough elections to cheat their fellow lefty ghouls into state offices? Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 08, 2022 11:11 AM (MvHI3) 392
Imagine an opposition party. One that would, given this incident involving Kavanaugh, be shouting at the top of its lungs, through all channels, and not just for one day, accusations of incitement to violence against the Dems who have indeed done such incitement.
McConnell should have a parade of his drones denouncing Schumer by name ("the senator from New York"), and listing all the crude, Third World demagogue vomit from the idiot Harris and others going back to 2020, that has degraded and damaged the country. Accompanied by paid advertising along the same lines. Instead you'll get nothing. Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 11:13 AM (OTzUX) 393
Somebody plucked that centre duck for "my pillow '....in the Summertime when the living was easy peasy . Posted by: safristi at June 08, 2022 02:15 PM (PgqFp) 394
Did your bring that bag of Potato Chips for Duckies?
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