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PITTSBURGH (AP) -- David McCormick concedes to Dr. Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania's GOP Senate race, says he can't make up deficit in recount.

The lawyer who represented Nick Sandman in his defamation lawsuits will represent Kyle Rittenhouse.

The lawyer who represented Covington Catholic student Nicholas Sandmann during his defamation cases has joined Kyle Rittenhouse's legal team, and says there will be "at least 10" defamation lawsuits against prominent figures and companies for comments against the teenager.
"I've been hired to head the effort to determine whom to sue, when to sue, where to sue," Todd McMurtry, who now represents Rittenhouse, told Fox News Digital in a phone interview Thursday morning. "We're going to look at everything that's been said, determine which of those comments are legally actionable and proceed from there."
McMurtry said it's "pretty much assured that there's probably 10 to 15 solid" cases against "large defendants."
...
Though the legal process for potential defamation cases is just beginning, McMurtry singled out Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook for a "factually false" designation on the platform that listed the Kenosha shootings as a "mass murder" incident. The designation resulted in Rittenhouse's social media accounts being pulled down and restricting positive comments about the teenager.
"Let's just use for an example what Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg said about [Rittenhouse]. They said that he was involved in a mass murder incident," McMurtry explained. "This was not a mass murder incident. It was clearly factually false."

Professor Bumbles will meekly make a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia to grovel for the sheiks to please please please pump more oil -- despite having previously vowed to make Saudi Arabia a "pariah state."

Note that if he had not treated an ally in this fashion, he wouldn't have to grovel; the Saudis would already be pumping more. (If we needed the oil. We wouldn't, under Trump.)

But that's what you get for Virtue Signaling on Twitter. You're eventually forced to pay the price for your moral peacocking.

I wonder what the Saudis will extort from him.

President Biden is planning to visit Saudi Arabia later this month, a remarkable departure from his vow as a presidential candidate to treat the country as a "pariah" state, according to three administration officials who requested anonymity to share details of a trip not yet announced.
The president's trip to Riyadh follows broader efforts by his administration to build ties with the oil-rich nation to reduce the price of gas in the United States, which has skyrocketed in recent months.
The stop in Saudi Arabia is expected to be added to Biden's overseas trip later this month, when he will travel to Israel, Germany and Spain, the officials said.
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Is it wrong that I'm rooting for the Saudis to extract some humiliating price? I wouldn't mind seeing Biden humbled. I suppose this would mean "America" is being humiliated, but I don't see it that way; the nation is under the corrupt tyranny of a hostile enemy regime.

Biden is doing all sorts of humiliating walk-backs. Now he says that Ukraine might have to give some of its territory to Russia as part of a negotiated settlement.

President Biden on Friday declined to rule out Ukraine having to cede part of its territory to Russia in order to end Moscow's more than three-month-old invasion.
"Does Ukraine have to cede territory to achieve peace?" a reporter asked Biden after his remarks on the May jobs report.
"From the beginning, I've said and I've been -- not everyone's agreed with me -- nothing about Ukraine without Ukraine," Biden began his answer. "It's their territory. I'm not going to tell them what they should and shouldn't do.
"But it appears to me that at some point along the line, there's going to have to be a negotiated settlement here," the president added. "And what that entails, I don't know. I don't think anybody knows at the time. But in the meantime, we're gonna continue to put the Ukrainians in a position where they can defend themselves."

What happened to "My God, this man cannot remain in power"?

Washington Post reporter Felicia Somnez cries on Twitter about another Washington Post reporter, Dave Wiegel, retweeting a minor joke about women being cray-cray:

There's a reason for her crabbiness: She tried to sue the Washington Post for gender discrimination and the judge threw it out for failing to state any plausible claim.

JUDGE TOSSES REPORTER FELICIA SONMEZ'S DISCRIMINATION CASE AGAINST THE WASHINGTON POST
Sonmez's lawyer says the reporter will appeal the decision. The judge ruled that the reporter failed to make a "plausible claim" that the Post banned her from covering certain stories due to her status as a sexual assault victim or gender.
BY CHARLOTTE KLEIN
MARCH 28, 2022

Washington Post politics reporter Felicia Sonmez's discrimination lawsuit against the paper and some of its highest-ranking newsroom members was dismissed late last week. Sonmez in her suit alleged that the Post illegally discriminated against her when it temporarily banned her from covering stories related to sexual harassment or misconduct after she publicly identified herself as a sexual assault victim. But D.C. Superior Court Judge Anthony Epstein on Friday ruled that Sonmez had failed to make "a plausible claim that The Post took adverse employment actions, or created a hostile work environment, because of her sex or status as a victim of sexual assault."

So she seems to be collecting up evidence for her appeal.

Cry, Felicia.

We will remember.

I don't remember allies of the corrupt regime being arrested when they're being prosecuted.

NOW - Former Trump adviser Peter Navarro: "They put me in handcuffs, they bring me here. They put me in leg irons. They stick me in a cell."pic.twitter.com/x5X8zojldy
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) June 3, 2022

Pre-dawn frogman raids of sixty-seven year old geriatrics, slapping leg-irons on lawyers...

We'll remember this when it's time to arrest you, Wray.

Democrat Representative David Cicilline explains his party’s position on Second Amendment rights: “Spare me the bullshit about constitutional rights.” pic.twitter.com/u6tzPLsyAz
— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) June 3, 2022

Either drop your vaccine mandate for employees and competitors, or I will fine you until you are forced to flee the state, Ron DeSantis threatens... the Special Olympics.

And the Special Olympics buckled.

Florida said the vaccine rule conflicted with state law, and disqualified Special Olympics athletes from competing based on their vaccine status.

State said they heard from athletes and families of athletes who complained.

Here’s the letter the state sent. 2/3 pic.twitter.com/NgpHsQwve4
— Jay O'Brien (@jayobtv) June 3, 2022

.@GovRonDeSantis is holding a press conference on this right now.

"This will be a relief to a lot of the athletes," he says. "There's a significant number of them who were in limbo up until this week."
— Jay O'Brien (@jayobtv) June 3, 2022

Previously, DeSantis was proud to accept an honorary co-chairmanship in the 2022 Special Olympics.

The man who broke the Special Olympics.

You gotta admit, that is #Based.

Good sum up of Depp v. Heard. An optimistic (maybe too optimistic) take on the courts, that we're (mostly) winning there. She points out that Smollett was convicted, and Rittenhouse vindicated.

The New Gay Pride Flag, explained.

Hello, Gay! Happy Pride Month!

Finally, from the All Men Die, But Not All Men Truly Live Department:

Don't get Garped.

Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van
A Florida man nearly had his penis bitten off after getting into a head-on collision while his girlfriend was performing oral sex on him
The couple hit a FedEx van at unknown speeds on Thursday around 7pm
The man was said to have sustained injuries to his groin area and was seen lying on his back while police gathered around him
His girlfriend was found in a more compromising position, with her jeans around her ankle, leaving her black underwear and white tank top exposed

There are pictures at the link. Thankfully, they're taken from medium-long distance and are pretty fuzzy.

Thanks to Ciampino.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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1 Hey

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (kf6Ak)

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Note that if he had not treated an ally in this fashion, he wouldn't have to grovel; the Saudis would already be pumping more. (If we needed the oil. We wouldn't, under Trump.)

But that's what you get for Virtue Signaling on Twitter. You're eventually forced to pay the price for your moral peacocking.

Do you mean to say Biden engaged in "mean tweets?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2022 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

3 un spongeworthy

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 03, 2022 06:09 PM (yikp0)

4 Biden gave the Taliban $90 Billion in cash and military equipment. Pretty sure the Saudis can get more.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (anj39)

5 Does Joe even understand the word pariah?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (eGTCV)

6 Adam Housley teases an upcoming story:

I'll have more specifics later...but here's the headline: American tax payers paid out over a total of $1.6 Trillion dollars in unemployment benefits during Covid. Estimated fraud loss is likely $500 Billion dollars nationwide. The extent of the rampant fraud is still unknown.

https://bit.ly/39aUN61

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (eyxn4)

7 It's a pity that Rittenhouse had his AR-15 destroyed by the Kenosha P.D.

I would've suggested that Sen. Cruz subpeona that A.R. to testify before the Senate, as to how a Good Gun with a Good Guy defeats Bad Guys with bad boots, bad skateboards and bad pistols.

If the A.R.s testimony shoots as straight and hits as hard as it did that fateful night, the (d) side of the dias would be lit. Or, lit up, depending.

Any further questions for Mr. A.R., dems? LOL

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2022 06:14 PM (QzJWU)

8 5 Does Joe even understand the word pariah?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (eGTCV)

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'Course I do! I saw that movie what where they stripped a cow clean to the bone!

Posted by: Joey B at June 03, 2022 06:15 PM (CAJOC)

9 It's a pity that Rittenhouse had his AR-15 destroyed by the Kenosha P.D.

I believe it was at his request.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (45fpk)

10 I don't remember much about The World According to Garp, but it's been nearly impossible to find copies of it anywhere, and it never made it to tv, despite being pretty popular at the time and starring Robin Williams.

All I seem to remember from it is the unfortunate accident scene (which I'm pretty sure is indelible in every dude's mind who ever saw the movie) and the refrain, "'a-a-a-a-r-r-rp!" still echoes in my head from time to time.

Posted by: red speck at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (gS3OW)

11 Has DeSantis blinked on anything yet?

Dude just steamrolls.

Posted by: I Mean at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (sQq+E)

12 Git some, Kyle!

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (gktX6)

13 The NJGOP stands with the LGBTQ community in celebrating Pride Month 2022!

@NJGOP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 06:17 PM (P5wHg)

14 page is all jumpy for me

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2022 06:17 PM (45fpk)

15 8 5 Does Joe even understand the word pariah?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (eGTCV)

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'Course I do! I saw that movie what where they stripped a cow clean to the bone!
Posted by: Joey B at June 03, 2022 06:15 PM (CAJOC)

Dammnit Joe, that's what they call the wind...

Posted by: Kamala Harris Super Genius at June 03, 2022 06:18 PM (BgMrQ)

16 Navarro's arrest combined with the CISA election vulnerability admission late this afternoon(
CISA admits the machines are shit....flaming skull worthy)......looking for a Trump Saturn V launch on JoeBama et al. .

..

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 03, 2022 06:18 PM (asRt2)

17 ..I believe it was at his request. Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (45fpk)

It was, and he did. I thought my grammar would suffice to carry that point, but alas, I inadvertently let a small bit of ambiguous possessive tense slip through.

Damn keyboard! (always blame it on the keyboard!)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2022 06:19 PM (QzJWU)

18 So if Ukraine has to give up some territory to the Russian invasion, it is totally legit then for America to give up, say Southern California, to the Latin invasion.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:19 PM (anj39)

19 Dammnit Joe, that's what they call the wind...
Posted by: Kamala Harris Super Genius at June 03, 2022 06:18 PM (BgMrQ)

I get the reference.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (eGTCV)

20 (always blame it on the keyboard!)

It is only right and fair to do so, Jim.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (45fpk)

21 Never go full retard.

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (QYPq3)

22 I donated yesterday after I got the email. I hope he rakes them guys over the coals.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (cCxiu)

23 Looks like Peter Navarro is going to act as his own attorney.

Oh boy.

It must be nice for the Donks that they own the LE/IC apparatus.

Bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (QCZa2)

24 And read down through the content.
Will SMOD please save us?

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2022 06:21 PM (2JoB8)

25 This country is coming unglued

Posted by: Common Tater at June 03, 2022 06:21 PM (SLcTc)

26 Does DeSantis have any 'First gay ______" on his staff?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 06:21 PM (P5wHg)

27 A Florida man nearly had his penis bitten off after getting into a head-on collision while his girlfriend was performing oral sex on him
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La petite mort.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 03, 2022 06:21 PM (yikp0)

28 The NJGOP stands with the LGBTQ community in celebrating Pride Month 2022!

@NJGOP
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Remember when Trump waved a rainbow Pride flag at the GOP Convention?

https://tinyurl.com/5y43b47m

Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2022 06:22 PM (PwNLq)

29 Federal Bureau of Intimidation

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2022 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

30 "His girlfriend was found in a more compromising position, with her jeans around her ankle, leaving her black underwear and white tank top exposed"

Who writes this shit? Being found with your Johnson damn near bitten off is not as compromising as having dropped trou, and showing your wears?

People, people!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2022 06:22 PM (Msys3)

31 18 So if Ukraine has to give up some territory to the Russian invasion, it is totally legit then for America to give up, say Southern California, to the Latin invasion.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:19 PM (anj39)

Lets see... isn't the Ukraine situation how we got Calif in the first place? Group rebelled against Mexico, then asked to join the US?

Just like in the breakaway provinces of Ukraine? Rebelled and asked to be part of Russia?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

32 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

We are lionizing MeAgain Kelly of #metoo fame? This really seems to be the exact wrong messenger for this particular message.

Posted by: Chuck Rambo at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (RYHSA)

33 >>Remember when Trump waved a rainbow Pride flag at the GOP Convention?

Yes I do and that's why I don't want him anywhere near the WH again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (P5wHg)

34 To be fair Cicilline is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

35 This country is coming unglued

Posted by: Common Tater at June

Yep

Posted by: Elmer at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (4mDNH)

36
Thanks to Ciampino.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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What did I do?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (qfLjt)

37 That Cicilline video perfectly rebuts Cicilline's position. When someone like him tries to infringe on your human rights, you object, and he responds, "Spare me the bullshit about Constitutional rights." Well sir, that's when you either submit or fight.

He wants you to submit, and he overtly admits the Constitution doesn't constrain him.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (eyxn4)

38 Regarding the courts and DC swamp creatures, my advice is open is some sort of office for any "politically sensitive" investigations in a Red State.

So if the FBI wants to look into a sitting Senator, an Alabama FBI office handles it?

Something to get this out of a place that votes 92% Democrat.

Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (PwNLq)

39 I submit that since penis is the most masculine of verbs, it should hence be known as peniso. Yes, I know that, as a verb in Spanish, it should be penisar, peniser, or penisir, but I think peniso is straight and to the point, and not turgid like penisx would be.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

40 Lizzy, if you happen to read this - try posting from your wifi.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (dscaa)

41 They actually arrested Navarro for not agreeing to be interrogated by the kangaroo Court ? This is outrageous

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (bs+z0)

42 As long as that hack fraud Linn Wood isn't getting any work, I'm happy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (V6f9+)

43 When adventure sex goes wrong . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (4I/2K)

44 and of course, Florida man.

Posted by: Chuck Rambo at June 03, 2022 06:25 PM (RYHSA)

45 > La petite mort.

I imagine getting your pecker nearly bitten off would feel like a rather large death.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:26 PM (eyxn4)

46 I submit that since penis is the most masculine of verbs, it should hence be known as peniso. Yes, I know that, as a verb in Spanish, it should be penisar, peniser, or penisir, but I think peniso is straight and to the point, and not turgid like penisx would be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Mine's not.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 03, 2022 06:26 PM (4I/2K)

47 There was a sort of made-for-cable-tv "based on a real story" sort of thing about a guy who had to escape the Saudis in a wood cargo box because some of the old sheiks had taken a liking to him and wanted some nookie nookie my pet goat time with him. The wasn't down for that and had to escape.

I hope Kamala has given uncle pedo pants some pointers.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 06:26 PM (YsjiM)

48 I don't remember allies of the corrupt regime being arrested when they're being prosecuted.
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This is part of what the "nothing is happening" crowd means when they observe that nothing worth a shit is happening.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:26 PM (dscaa)

49 They actually arrested Navarro for not agreeing to be interrogated by the kangaroo Court ? This is outrageous

Posted by: It's me donna at June

Tee hee!

Posted by: Clinesmith and Sussman at June 03, 2022 06:26 PM (4mDNH)

50 It would be good if Rittenhouse were to end up owning $20 billion of Facebook stock when this case is decided.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 03, 2022 06:27 PM (xxG/v)

51 43 When adventure sex goes wrong . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:24 PM (4I/2K)

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"Don't worry, honey. I can drive while you do that"

--Idiot what couldn't drive while she did that

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2022 06:27 PM (CAJOC)

52 Fellatio Songmex just wants to be the one to choose what people are allowed to say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 06:27 PM (V6f9+)

53 Eh. MbS is a wild card. He has made overtures toward Israel, some of them even meaningful. And he mutilated Jamal Khashoggi with a bone saw. Those are promising moves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2022 06:27 PM (xPIwr)

54 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

We are lionizing MeAgain Kelly of #metoo fame? This really seems to be the exact wrong messenger for this particular message.
Posted by: Chuck Rambo

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I never have really understood the hate for Meghan Kelly. She's not someone I really follow, but compared to most media figures, seems pretty "based" to me.

Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2022 06:27 PM (PwNLq)

55 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

We are lionizing MeAgain Kelly of #metoo fame? This really seems to be the exact wrong messenger for this particular message.
Posted by: Chuck Rambo at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (RYHSA)

I'm not.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

56 5 Does Joe even understand the word pariah?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (eGTCV)

They call the wind pariah, right?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

57 Speaking of wind, excuse me, that last fart felt meaty.

BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

58 DeSantis' throne of skulls just keeps growing

Posted by: x at June 03, 2022 06:31 PM (uQFwj)

59 We can pick and choose what parts of the Constitution we'll follow Mr. Cicilline? How about this part "The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises." Can we ignore that part too?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

60 I wonder what the Saudis will extort from him.

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BREAKING: U.S. Corp(se-Men) of Engineers to be Deployed to Saudi Arabia on the U.S. Taxpayer ~~Dime~~ Quarter (Inflation and All) to Build More Gas & Oil Pipelines as Well as Nuclear Bombs for The Kingdom, but Mostly Nuclear Bombs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 03, 2022 06:31 PM (rNG1c)

61
Megyn Kelly is garbage.

She sabotaged an entire debate just to embarrass Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 06:32 PM (+jmjg)

62 RE: Previous thread. How long until someone remakes Silence of the Lambs with Buffalo Bill as the hero?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:32 PM (BJKQV)

63 I was going to have some Oreos, but they are just not gay enough.

Posted by: fluffy at June 03, 2022 06:33 PM (UnQlg)

64 I assume SA has atom bombs, since they paid for the Pakistani ones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

65 That Cicilline video perfectly rebuts Cicilline's position. When someone like him tries to infringe on your human rights, you object, and he responds, "Spare me the bullshit about Constitutional rights." Well sir, that's when you either submit or fight.

He wants you to submit, and he overtly admits the Constitution doesn't constrain him.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (eyxn4)
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I wonder if that asshole understands his statement is a double edged sword? If he isn't constrained by the constitution, then neither are we.
Bring it muthafu*ka!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:33 PM (anj39)

66 I never have really understood the hate for Meghan Kelly. She's not someone I really follow, but compared to most media figures, seems pretty "based" to me.

She bleeds from, you know, wherever. We don't like that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 06:33 PM (ppBhU)

67 Two sets of rules in this country. I sincerely hope the next GOP president starts playing hard ball with the Democrats. No mercy, no forgiveness. V for Vendetta.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 03, 2022 06:34 PM (XSRBF)

68 Megyn Kelly is garbage.

She sabotaged an entire debate just to embarrass Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 06:32 PM (+jmjg)

and yet, and yet ... like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

69
BREAKING: U.S. Corp(se-Men) of Engineers to be Deployed to Saudi Arabia on the U.S. Taxpayer Dime Quarter (Inflation and All) to Build More Gas & Oil Pipelines as Well as Nuclear Bombs for The Kingdom, but Mostly Nuclear Bombs.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 03, 2022 06:31 PM (rNG1c)

So it's okay for a foreign Country to pump oil but not for us... ? Only we have to worry about "Climate" change ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2022 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

70 Women who are bipolar or bisexual? In nyc they're usually both -- bi-bi's -- or more accurately, bye-byes.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at June 03, 2022 06:34 PM (kNgCR)

71 @62

>>Silence of the Lambs with Buffalo Bill as the hero?

Silence of The Lambs is pretty much un-remakeable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (QCZa2)

72 It's past time for the US government to lift the sanctions on America.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

73 >>I wonder if that asshole understands his statement is a double edged sword? If he isn't constrained by the constitution, then neither are we.
Bring it muthafu*ka!

I'm not joking, Cicilline is as dumb as a post. He doesn't understand squat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

74 YD! Where ya bean...

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (dscaa)

75 How many Republican members of congress are lawyers? I would guess well over half. So ballpark it at 150 (R) lawyers currently in the House or Senate. Not a one has offered their services to people being called in front of congress, unconstitutionally, to testify for this 1/6 horseshit. I'm thinking of Ted Cruz.
There is no legitimate oversight or legislative purpose for any of this.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (qH6FZ)

76 this one of the girthiest "Quick Hits" I've ever seen. Ace must have a backlog of stories to unload...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (K5n5d)
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I accidentally posted this on the previous thread, but I think my comment still stands!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (K5n5d)

77 Theorizing to indict Trump at some poi. The goal is to frog March him out of Mar a Lago in front of the press, and then try him in front of q DC jury.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (oZZsF)

78 David Cicilline seems nice. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)

79 I'm glad FJB keeps flying around the world. I bet air travel is a strain on his health.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (kf6Ak)

80 So it's okay for a foreign Country to pump oil but not for us... ? Only we have to worry about "Climate" change ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2022 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

We are the escape goat for the world's imagined ills.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (4I/2K)

81 71 @62

>>Silence of the Lambs with Buffalo Bill as the hero?

Silence of The Lambs is pretty much un-remakeable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (QCZa2)

When has that stopped Hollywood?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (BJKQV)

82 I can't believe retweets like this are allowed? From a personal Twitter account on personal time. She expects your employer to monitor what you RT and fire you if they think it is problematic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:36 PM (R8uWY)

83 the Post banned her from covering certain stories due to her status as a sexual assault victim or gender.
BY CHARLOTTE KLEIN

Her status as a gender?

English, Charlotte, do you speak it?

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (P1f+c)

84 Speaking of wind, excuse me, that last fart felt meaty.

BBL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

Old Turkish proverb: Happiness is a dry fart.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (anj39)

85 "Garped"? That's just about all I recall from that novel, The World According to Garp. I've never seen the film.

And I grinned like Christmas morning to read that DeSantis didn't back down from the Special Olympics and made them pull their vax requirement. This is the man we need -- whether it's in FL or in DC after 2024!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (c6xtn)

86 > Washington Post reporter Felicia Somnez cries on Twitter about another Washington Post reporter, Dave Wiegel, retweeting a minor joke

I'm guessing in her case the answer is "both".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (bW8dp)

87 Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (BJKQV)

88 Finally, from the All Men Die, But Not All Men Truly Live Department:

-----------

To reprise my comment last week after commenter ellipses "..." made a typo, and humorously applicable here:

"All Men Die, But Not All Men Truly Love. "

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (rNG1c)

89 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.

https://bloom.bg/3MdAlPr

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (eyxn4)

90 She expects your employer to monitor what you RT and fire you if they think it is problematic?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

She also expects you to be deplatformed everywhere and shunned in polite society. But fired, at minimum.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (P1f+c)

91 Luckily when I was a teen there were few FedEx trucks to crash into.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (4+wAL)

92 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.

https://bloom.bg/3MdAlPr
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (eyxn4)

They locked their knees.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

93 85 "Garped"? That's just about all I recall from that novel, The World According to Garp. I've never seen the film.

And I grinned like Christmas morning to read that DeSantis didn't back down from the Special Olympics and made them pull their vax requirement. This is the man we need -- whether it's in FL or in DC after 2024!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (c6xtn)

I remember that his mom raped a vegetable, that women cut out their tongues and that some guy died while "using porn." I don't remember Garp losing his pecker. I also don't remember why the heck I ever read that book.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (BJKQV)

94 @81

>>When has that stopped Hollywood?

Never but remaking Silence of The Lambs would be as silly as that shot-for-shot remake of Psycho.

And don't get me wrong, I love Vince Vaughn, but that movies was horrible and pointless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (QCZa2)

95 Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (BJKQV)

No, it was some dude Garp's wife was servicing in the dude's car. in Garp's driveway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (x8Wzq)

96 Remaking Silence of the Lambs would be a horrible misstep. Modern H'wood will never recapture that kind of lightning in a bottle. It was not only a great adaptation of the Thomas Harris novel, but it was a superb drama and crime film in its own right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (c6xtn)

97 More and more I'm wondering if we can make it til Nov.... Actually Jan when the new Congress comes in

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (bs+z0)

98 Theorizing to indict Trump at some poi. The goal is to frog March him out of Mar a Lago in front of the press, and then try him in front of q DC jury.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

___

Trump should have pardoned EVERYONE (including himself) on his last day in office.

I really do feel bad for anyone that every worked with Trump or stuck their neck out for him.

Just the legal fees alone for these people is life-ruining.

Posted by: Blago at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (qTR92)

99 Silence of the Lambs, except Buffalo Bill is a straight white male.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (R8uWY)

100 She expects your employer to monitor what you RT and fire you if they think it is problematic?

Why wouldn't she expect that? That's damn near half of what the media does today: spotlight wrongthinkers for appropriate community punishment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

101 Mr. President Dumb-ass, I will be happy to direct that much more of our crude oil is extracted and sold exclusively to the United States. The price will be $80 per barrel, non-negotiable. But first, you will blow me. Second, you will blow my favorite camel while I and my adult sons watch.

Posted by: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (etrQ9)

102 >>Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.

It wasn't Garp getting his knob polished.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

103 Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (BJKQV

No his wife's lover did. He did lose a son though.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (4+wAL)

104 Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022

***
Not Garp, another character. But I don't recall who or who the woman was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:41 PM (c6xtn)

105 34 To be fair Cicilline is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

***cough***

I'm at "will call"...they have no ticket for "a Mr. Browndog"

#whatsup

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2022 06:41 PM (BgMrQ)

106 No his wife's lover did. He did lose a son though.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (4+wAL)

I thought his son only lost an eye. Did one die?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

107 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.

https://bloom.bg/3MdAlPr
---
yeah, but have you seen their fabulous bearskin hats?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 06:42 PM (K5n5d)

108 >>Democrat Representative David Cicilline explains his party�s position on Second Amendment rights: �Spare me the bullshit about constitutional rights.

so- he's violating his oath of office

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:42 PM (geLO8)

109 And don't get me wrong, I love Vince Vaughn, but that movies was horrible and pointless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (QCZa2)

Watch Brawl in Cell Block 99 to rinse that bad taste out of your mouth.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (4+wAL)

110 > They locked their knees.

If true, they're stupid. I grew up on military bases. Even the kids knew you would faint if you locked your knees and stood long enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

111 "Garped"? That's just about all I recall from that novel, The World According to Garp. I've never seen the film. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:37 PM (c6xtn)
*
I remember that his mom raped a vegetable, that women cut out their tongues and that some guy died while "using porn." I don't remember Garp losing his pecker. I also don't remember why the heck I ever read that book.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022

***
Well, now I'm pretty sure I'll never reread it. John Irving, right? I tried to read another of his, Hotel New Hampshire maybe, and he kept jumping around in time, having flashbacks within flashbacks in the same scene, and changing viewpoints; and I gave up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (c6xtn)

112 Oh shit..

McCormick concedes to Oz.

Well what do you know.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (QCZa2)

113 Oddly enough, the French slang word for 'penis' is a feminine noun -- la bite [pron. la beet].

I think it's more equivalent to the impolite 'cock' rather than, say, the milder 'dick' but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (yikp0)

114 Oz wins the PA primary.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (u73oe)

115 >>I'm at "will call"...they have no ticket for "a Mr. Browndog"

You're joking, right? Are you really going to the game tonight?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

116 I thought his son only lost an eye. Did one die?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

The under toad kid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (4+wAL)

117 Brits bitched about anything over 70F.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (w8nx2)

118 So what happens to Navarro now? Does he get thrown into a dungeon with the J6 political prisoners in perpetuity?

Posted by: Floridachick at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (XgEnX)

119 Theorizing to indict Trump at some poi.
-----------------
Freaking Hawaiian judges!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (yikp0)

120 Luckily when I was a teen there were few FedEx trucks to crash into.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM (4+wAL)

As a twenty-something Count-about-town, there was this one adventurous lass who suggested this activity. I successfully avoided any collisions but failed in slowing for and warning her of the impending railroad crossing hump. Thus ended that night's sexy time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (4I/2K)

121 No his wife's lover did. He did lose a son though.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:40 PM (4+wAL)

Aah. Thank you. I will not reread that nightmare of a book to help me recall the details.

That book and "The Thornbirds." I read both because someone told me how great they were. Both books should come with a week's supply of Prozac.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:45 PM (BJKQV)

122 One wonders if the donks realize that if they ever managed to ban lawful gun ownership, there'd be no more barriers to us DIYing the triple 10-barrel miniguns of our dreams. If we're gonna be outlaws anyway, why not pull out all the stops?

Posted by: CppThis at June 03, 2022 06:45 PM (UewuT)

123 Not judging anyone else, but am I the only one who does not care if “the Queen” is alive or dead? She is less important to me than the dude that bags my groceries.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (T6NRc)

124 As Trump walks the back nine, munches on the crudites, pumps Melania like a dog in heat and naps, DeSantis continues to kick ass like Chuck Norris on meth.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (G+b+y)

125 If true, they're stupid. I grew up on military bases. Even the kids knew you would faint if you locked your knees and stood long enough.

When I was on active duty, someone always did this anytime we were standing in formation for an extended period. Even though some NCO would helpfully come by ahead of time and plead that no one embarrass the unit in this fashion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

126 Thanks to Ciampino.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

-------
Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?

Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (U1eOr)

127 So what happens to Navarro now? Does he get thrown into a dungeon with the J6 political prisoners in perpetuity?
Posted by: Floridachick at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (XgEnX)

Presumably they stall any trial until January when the committee ends.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

128 "Professor Bumbles"

Just gets better and better...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

129 107 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.
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That indicates lack of training, but not lack of conditioning. Troops have to be trained how to stand at attention for extended periods. If you lock your knees, you'll pass out eventually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

130 Presumably they stall any trial until January when the committee ends.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (yQpMk

I thought the Kangaroo Court was gonna release "findings" pretty much right before the election ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (bs+z0)

131 Oz is a Turkish Susan Collins without the shakes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (w8nx2)

132 Go Team Rittenhouse! Sue the fucking hide off of them. Hear the lamentations of their lawyers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (QckWi)

133 Brits bitched about anything over 70F.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022

***
Hugo Drax comments to Bond in the novel Moonraker as they are about to view the rocket, "Are you sure you won't remove your coat? Seventy degrees is quite warm." (Bond declines to remove his jacket, since he has his gun, the Beretta, in its shoulder holster.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (c6xtn)

134 Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:45 PM (BJKQV)

Disclaimer. I read the book years before the movie but everything I remember about the book is really from the movie.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (4+wAL)

135 There is enough on Merrick Garland and Wray to frog March those two into a flaming puddle of gasoline. But short GOP and that insufferable gag Lindsey Graham: "That's not who we are".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (G+b+y)

136 I've seen things you people would not believe.

Posted by: Old Truck Driver at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (AmoqO)

137 >>Presumably they stall any trial until January when the committee ends.

He's already sued the committee for being illegitimately formed. I think he wants the fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

138 hey remember when Beavis & Butthead and naughty song lyrics were the signs of our cultural decay?

ah, good times

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (geLO8)

139 Oz is a Turkish Susan Collins without the shakes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (w8nx2)

What's done is done. He will still be better than Fetterman, I presume.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

140 110 > They locked their knees.

If true, they're stupid. I grew up on military bases. Even the kids knew you would faint if you locked your knees and stood long enough.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

It wasn't their knees. It's Britain. They kept their upper lips too stiff.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (BJKQV)

141 Oz is a Turkish Susan Collins without the shakes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:47 PM (w8nx2)

How much you want to bet he doesn't give up his Turkish citizenship.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (4+wAL)

142 When I was on active duty, someone always did this anytime we were standing in formation for an extended period. Even though some NCO would helpfully come by ahead of time and plead that no one embarrass the unit in this fashion.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

Every large formation for an extended period, such as a post change of command, when I was in had troops in the background who were there to haul away soldiers who fainted and fill in the ranks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (wmDcS)

143 115 >>I'm at "will call"...they have no ticket for "a Mr. Browndog"

You're joking, right? Are you really going to the game tonight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Heh...

I wish. No, I watching from the comfort of my couch, channeling the brothers Maloney, acting as your lucky rabbit's foot.

#wholovesyababy
#gorags

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (BgMrQ)

144 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.

https://bloom.bg/3MdAlPr
Posted by: bonhomme

I was stationed in the UK for 3 years. The summers were mostly in the 70s. That was hot for them. When it reached into the 80s, people started dying. It wasn't a massive amount of people dying but enough the news over there would mention it. No AC over there for the most part. No need.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

145 Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?
Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (U1eOr)

Bea Arthur”s Dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (w8nx2)

146 Holy shit, Brits are wilting violets. Five members of the military fainted from heat at the Queen's Jubilee. How hot was it? According to this story, 20C. That's 68F. That's mild even in the sun.

https://bloom.bg/3MdAlPr
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (eyxn4)

They locked their knees.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:39 PM

Yep, seen that many times in the military. Lock your knees up for a long period and you pass out. Had one guy in the Navy lock his knees like that on a uniform inspection on the flight deck of a carrier. He went down before the guys next to him could catch him and busted out his teeth on the non skid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (bVYXr)

147 Out on deck lost internet but just connected again

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (2JoB8)

148 >> If you lock your knees, you'll pass out eventually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

happened to me, in Basic

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO8)

149 So what happens to Navarro now? Does he get thrown into a dungeon with the J6 political prisoners in perpetuity?
Posted by: Floridachick at June 03, 2022 06:44 PM (XgEnX)

He's out on bail for now but every one of these cases are straight forward. Congress has no Constitutional authority to haul citizens in front of them to participate in this dog an pony show. He needs to work it up through the courts until it gets to SCOTUS. But where are all the GOP attorneys to help these people?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 03, 2022 06:50 PM (qH6FZ)

150 >>I wish. No, I watching from the comfort of my couch, channeling the brothers Maloney, acting as your lucky rabbit's foot.

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

151 When engaging in that particular car activity. Always put the car in park.

Posted by: Bosk at June 03, 2022 06:50 PM (x6uUk)

152 hey remember when Beavis & Butthead and naughty song lyrics were the signs of our cultural decay?

ah, good times
Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:48 PM (geLO

Bart Simpson was de debbil incarnate hisself.
Eat my shorts!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

153
To reprise my comment last week after commenter ellipses "..." made a typo,

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (rNG1c)

You're never gonna let that one go...

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

154 To be fair Cicilline is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

In 1776 the founders would have considered him "stacked".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2022 06:51 PM (VwHCD)

155 The Constitution hasn't restrained any of the DC animals except when they so need it.
The contract is asunder.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

156 Basic training in missouri in july standing at attention in class As staring at a brick wall for long enough to truly hallucinate - i saw a leprechaun and some other stuff on the wall. Not even acid *and* mushrooms could do that. (Didn't faint though.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2022 06:52 PM (KAi1n)

157 Regarding Ukraine: my theory is that because everyone expected the Russians to steamroll the Ukrainians, there was supposed to be no cost to all the tough talk and promises of assistance. If the whole thing is over in a week or two, then the US would just shrug and say, "there's not much we could have done to help you" before sending in the State Department weenies to negotiate a new status quo.

When Zelensky refused to flee Kiev, and the Ukrainian gov and mil didn't collapse, and the Russians stepped on their own dicks, suddenly the western political class were faced with having to honor the promises they made, and now they're panicking. Remember, they've been getting rich writing checks against the reputation of the West for decades, on the assumption that those checks would never be cashed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:52 PM (wmDcS)

158 I can't wait until it's our turn and we hail Pelosi into jail, take her Depends and Dentures so she doesn't off herself and they put her in a cell with Jerry Nadler who claims to be a women and just shit himself.

Then I woke up, because the GOP just said "that's not who we are".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2022 06:52 PM (G+b+y)

159 Thanks to Ciampino.

-----------

Am I the only one who pronounced that CHOMP-EE-NO after that nearly-depenised guy story?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 03, 2022 06:52 PM (rNG1c)

160 Shrek Fetterman is 6’10” shitpile.

PA is a fucking clown show. Glorious when I can maybe head to Best Virginia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (w8nx2)

161 President Biden is planning to visit Saudi Arabia later this month, a remarkable departure from his vow as a presidential candidate to treat the country as a "pariah" state, according to three administration officials who requested anonymity to share details of a trip not yet announced.

He also hope to throw several queers off a tower or see a beheading.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (yrol0)

162 >>He's out on bail for now but every one of these cases are straight forward. Congress has no Constitutional authority to haul citizens in front of them to participate in this dog an pony show. He needs to work it up through the courts until it gets to SCOTUS. But where are all the GOP attorneys to help these people?

He's representing himself. He sued the committee last week, I think it was last week, for being illegitimate and they hit back.

He's a pretty smart guy, I think he wants the fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

163 Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?

Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (U1eOr)

Darrell Harris

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (dscaa)

164 happened to me, in Basic
Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO

FORTRAN would have killed you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (yrol0)

165 Yep, seen that many times in the military. Lock your knees up for a long period and you pass out. Had one guy in the Navy lock his knees like that on a uniform inspection on the flight deck of a carrier. He went down before the guys next to him could catch him and busted out his teeth on the non skid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 03, 2022 06:49 PM (bVYXr)

At the Fourth of July parades at Ft Lewis, we used to bet on how many would go down, and bow far their helmet s would fly.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (anj39)

166 If you lock your knees, you'll pass out eventually.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

That was drilled into us even in USN bootcamp.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (JzBU4)

167 Trump should have pardoned EVERYONE (including himself) on his last day in office.

I don't think that would have made a difference. They would have simply declared that the pardons were somehow illegal and continued their course.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (wmDcS)

168 Happy Pride Month? Juneteenth?
Way to fuck up my b-day month assholes.
Now I identify as being born on Christmas.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

169 Not judging anyone else, but am I the only one who does not care if “the Queen” is alive or dead? She is less important to me than the dude that bags my groceries.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (T6NRc)

She was an inspiration to her people in WW2 as the future Queen so that counts for something .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (4+wAL)

170 >>Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?

Poor Betty. She went woke and then was choked.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (P5wHg)

171 >.If you lock your knees, you'll pass out eventually.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

someone please explain the science to me

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (geLO8)

172 Shrek Fetterman is 6’10” shitpile.

PA is a fucking clown show. Glorious when I can maybe head to Best Virginia.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (w8nx2)

I wouldn't be surprised if we're in the timeline where Fetterman keels over during a debate, and Oz ends up saving his life.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:55 PM (wmDcS)

173 >>Not judging anyone else, but am I the only one who does not care if “the Queen” is alive or dead? She is less important to me than the dude that bags my groceries.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

then just ignore the whole thing- she can't hurt you

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8)

174 When engaging in that particular car activity. Always put the car in park.
Posted by: Bosk at June 03, 2022

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As it happens, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I indulged one night in the back of my giant '65 Mercury . . . while parked at the edge of the Sheriff's Office parking lot. She swore (from her high school experience, no doubt) that the cops never inspected around there. At least that night, she was right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 03, 2022 06:56 PM (c6xtn)

175 Send in the body snatchers!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2022 06:56 PM (w8nx2)

176 Lol at Prince Charles who sat as prince in waiting while his mom spent 70 years on the throne.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:56 PM (R8uWY)

177 Broken down old crow McConnell rates last in congressional favorability. Now that's a fucking low bar.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 06:57 PM (P5wHg)

178 173. Hard to when people keep commenting on it. I dont particularly care. I am more amused that people so want to love it. Its odd.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 06:57 PM (T6NRc)

179 169 Not judging anyone else, but am I the only one who does not care if “the Queen” is alive or dead? She is less important to me than the dude that bags my groceries.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (T6NRc)

She was an inspiration to her people in WW2 as the future Queen so that counts for something .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (4+wAL)

*looks over field of fucks given*

Did not even plow in fodder last winter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2022 06:57 PM (yrol0)

180 Damn keyboard! (always blame it on the keyboard!)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2022 06:19 PM (QzJWU)

My Go To for all inarticulate errors is Autocucumber.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 03, 2022 06:57 PM (6jpby)

181 He's representing himself. He sued the committee last week, I think it was last week, for being illegitimate and they hit back.
He's a pretty smart guy, I think he wants the fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

I know but he should have a line of GOP lawyers ready to volunteer their services. That's my point on this whole thing, the GOP politicians ain't doing anything to help any of these people. It's disgusting.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (qH6FZ)

182 171 >.If you lock your knees, you'll pass out eventually.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

someone please explain the science to me
Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (geLO

Standing with locked knees for long periods of time allows blood to pool in the legs...less blood to the brain...boom!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (BgMrQ)

183 I would wish for fauxprez to have to hump a camel, but he would like it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (oWBc3)

184 someone please explain the science to me
Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:54 PM (geLO

I believe that the reason is that blood pools in the legs. If you don't lock your knees, your body is forced to make greater use of your leg muscles, which encourages circulation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (wmDcS)

185 When I had a job loading and unloading boxes onto semi trailers there were guys that would faint from the heat. It was over a 110 out and even hotter in the trailer. One time a guy dropped and a supervisor not knowing put someone in to load again. The guy had fallin under some hinged horizontal doors that allow you to close and load up high so nobody knew and walled him in. The driver would had taken off with the guy in the back if someone didn't hear his muffled screams.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu)

186 Fetterman will get elected based on sympathy. Oz can't say a mean thing to a sick man! Then he will resign and let Gov Shapiro appoint his successor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (R8uWY)

187 Like them or not the Royal Family is the only thing stopping Britain from descending into full blown communism.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (dscaa)

188 Not locking your knees is tai-chi 101.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (jTmQV)

189 87 Did Garp lose his manhood? I remember women cutting out their own tongues. But I read the book a long time ago.
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It was Garp's wife fellating a friend in Garp's driveway when Garp came home, no lights, just coasting and Blam!

(It's been a long time, probably 40 years since I read that so I could be wrong. The movie was really boring and I don't even remember if the sex details were left in.)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (qfLjt)

190 183 I would wish for fauxprez to have to hump a camel, but he would like it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 03, 2022 06:58 PM (oWBc3)

We ride it into town and visit the whorehouse!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (yrol0)

191 176 Lol at Prince Charles who sat as prince in waiting while his mom spent 70 years on the throne.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:56 PM (R8uWY)

I think she knows he's a blithering idiot.

Posted by: Javems at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (AmoqO)

192 #175 I agree, CO Alex.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (yikp0)

193 A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.

Bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?" Rabbit sez, "I dunno, I'm just here because of autocorrect."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (x8Wzq)

194 nood

Addendum

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (0fVbu)

195 Every large formation for an extended period, such as a post change of command, when I was in had troops in the background who were there to haul away soldiers who fainted and fill in the ranks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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Participated in many CoC ceremonies, and someone passing out was a regular occurrence, especially at Ft. Hood.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (9uFjF)

196 >. I am more amused that people so want to love it. Its odd.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

well, some people, like me, have half our relatives and ancestors over there, so we tend to follow the general goings-on in the UK

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (geLO8)

197 The damage that Biden, his junta, the entire democrat party and the gopE, along with the media have done to the Ukrainians and the entire world since this war started is unbelievable. We could be at $3/gl gas and full shelves of food but no. That is another reason I know this too was an op.

The Ukraine was given this out early on and refused it because they thought they could get more graft and they were right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (WKPeU)

198 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ha!

Posted by: Bosk at June 03, 2022 07:00 PM (x6uUk)

199 Heh. Ep. 1 Season 1 of Gunsmoke, intro by the Duke. I'm trying to avoid the news of the day.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 07:01 PM (E0NVW)

200 I lost interest in trying to figure out what all the new stuff on the gay flag was after it morphed in something 25 other additions, just as I can't be bothered to have an interest in anything added after LBGT. The Washington Beacon thing on it was pretty funny though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2022 07:01 PM (l7p9i)

201 196. Fair enough. My grandmother left after WW2 and became a citizen here. I suppose if you have folks there, it matters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 07:01 PM (T6NRc)

202 (It's been a long time, probably 40 years since I read that so I could be wrong. The movie was really boring and I don't even remember if the sex details were left in.)

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:59 PM (qfLjt)

That's right. Only thing I recall about the movie is that John Lithgow played Roberta Muldoon.

Posted by: Javems at June 03, 2022 07:02 PM (AmoqO)

203 The driver would had taken off with the guy in the back if someone didn't hear his muffled screams.
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During Reforger I pulled guard duty one night. I couldn't find a ride back to my unit when I got off in the middle of the night, so climbed into a deuce-and-a-half full of kitchen equipment and went to sleep. I woke up and yelled bloody murder the next morning when the truck took off. The driver almost shit himself laughing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 03, 2022 07:04 PM (sWM8x)

204 Oz is going to beat Fetterman, I think.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 07:05 PM (T6NRc)

205 If you leave your knees bent, you have to tense your leg muscles to stay upright. If you lock your knees, your leg muscles relax, and blood can pool in your legs and make you more likely to pass out. Especially if you were drunk the night before and are still hung over and dehydrated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 07:06 PM (bUgrW)

206 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Of course. Why should you care? You're not an English citizen who grew up with her. I expect she knows that a lot of people don't care and she doesn't care.

She's a royal so she gets attention. She and Princess Kate seem the best of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2022 07:06 PM (l7p9i)

207 During Reforger I pulled guard duty one night. I couldn't find a ride back to my unit when I got off in the middle of the night, so climbed into a deuce-and-a-half full of kitchen equipment and went to sleep. I woke up and yelled bloody murder the next morning when the truck took off. The driver almost shit himself laughing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 03, 2022 07:04 PM (sWM8x)

Ah, Reforger. What a cluster fuck.

Posted by: Javems at June 03, 2022 07:08 PM (AmoqO)

208 Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?
Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (U1eOr)

Bea Arthur”s Dick.
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YOU DICK

Posted by: Spicolli at June 03, 2022 07:08 PM (WKPeU)

209 126 Thanks to Ciampino.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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Didn't someone here kill Betty White earlier this year?
Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2022 06:46 PM (U1eOr)

Darrell Harris IIRC.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 03, 2022 07:10 PM (Hh3y4)

210 It's a pity that Rittenhouse had his AR-15 destroyed by the Kenosha P.D.

From my understanding it's not even his rifle and his friend that owned the rifle in his plea deal gave the rifle to the prosecution who destroyed it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 03, 2022 07:10 PM (dKiJG)

211 I listen to Megans show in my car and catch it a lot of days. It's pretty decent and she's had good guests; today was Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 03, 2022 07:10 PM (iyVGU)

212 It's a pity that Rittenhouse had his AR-15 destroyed by the Kenosha P.D.

From my understanding it's not even his rifle and his friend that owned the rifle in his plea deal gave the rifle to the prosecution who destroyed it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 03, 2022 07:10 PM

They absolutely did not want that rifle showing up on gun broker or some other firearm auction web site. It would have pulled in thousands at auction.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 03, 2022 07:15 PM (bVYXr)

213 How about the Buffalo R congressman that said yeah let's make ARs illegal and heard about it from his constituents and his party.

Now he says he's out of the race for reelection.

The supermarket murderer mocked NY's SAFE act which limits an AR to a 10-round fixed mag. A drill and punch changed his ARs back to removeable mags.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 03, 2022 07:17 PM (KiBMU)

214 The fact that Megan has BLACK CUCK coffee as sponsor is a no go for me

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 03, 2022 07:18 PM (dKiJG)

215 @54 I never have really understood the hate for Meghan Kelly. She's not someone I really follow, but compared to most media figures, seems pretty "based" to me.

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She moderated one of the Republican Primary debates, and spent a good chunk of it trying to provoke an outburst from Trump instead of being purely impartial. And she left Fox for her short-lived stint at one of the lefty networks, where afaik she presented much the same as the typical lefty presenter. Then she lost that job, and after a bit started up her independent gig.

While her new show is conservative-friendly, some here don't care, and are focused purely on the two above items.

Posted by: junior at June 03, 2022 07:23 PM (bbfEF)

216 159 Thanks to Ciampino.

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Am I the only one who pronounced that CHOMP-EE-NO after that nearly-depenised guy story?

It's Chee-amp-ee-no

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 07:44 PM (qfLjt)

217 Every girl is "bi"

You just have to figure out whether it's "polar," "sexual" or "tch."

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 03, 2022 08:01 PM (KEvf9)

218 @54 I never have really understood the hate for Meghan Kelly. She's not someone I really follow, but compared to most media figures, seems pretty "based" to me.

She sued Roger Ailes for sex harassment and then had that story turned into a movie. She is the last person who should be talking about Depp’s triumph over sleazy Aquaman actress.

Posted by: Chuck Rambo at June 03, 2022 08:15 PM (Kr/aa)

219 The responses to the tweet talking about DeSantis holding the Special Olympics to the law, are hilarious. There ares honestly people, dumb liberals obviously, who believe someone saying a corporation/ government can't force you to take an experimental vaccine is what a dictator would do. So now freedom is what a dictator strives for, these people addre so friggen stupid I'm surprised they remember how to breathe.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 03, 2022 08:21 PM (QFXde)

220 @203 My old man (then 22) was "the last man out of Krinkelt." Hoofing it with another straggler toward Elsenborn Ridge through a scattered barrage, they came up on an emplacement where a crew with a deuce was unloading some stuff, and asked if they could hitch a ride in back. Sure, they said.

They'd ridden for a mile or two before they pulled back the tarp to see what they were sitting on. The truck was loaded with 155mm rounds. Not that dinky 105 shit, but real artillery. They walked the rest of the way.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 03, 2022 08:31 PM (videA)

221 "David McCormick concedes to Dr. Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania's GOP Senate race, says he can't make up deficit in recount."

TRANSLATION:

"David McCormick concedes to Dr. Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania's GOP Senate race, says he can't make up enough fraudulent votes to overcome Oz in recount."

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