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Bear Cub Boogie Cafe

santoestevo.jfif
The Monestary of Santo Estevo de Ribas de Sil,
in the Sil Valley of Galicia, Spain,
built continuously from the 12th through 18th centuries.
The original hermitage was built there around 500 or 550 A.D.
It's now been converted into a luxury hotel or "parador."

By the way, that makes a good background image for a computer screen. It's not quite long enough to fill the screen so pick the "Fit" option and just fill the sides with a suitable background color, like gray, slate, or black.

"Here you go, Spike!"

Kitten magic show.

Scheming mastermind raccoon.

Squirrel wants skritches.

Is there such a thing as cats becoming self-aware? Can cats incept or something?

No big deal, cats are just mastering simple mechanical devices, that's all.

Trying to form a friendship with a reluctant would-be partner.

Baby sheep on the run.

This dog pulls a serious dominance move on the other dog.

"Pleasing the baby lamb," if you know what I mean.

Little dog gets caught trying to get into his master's drawers, and then plays it off.

Dog yoga master.

Goose coming in for a water landing actually makes that wappa-da-wappa-wappa foot-slap noise that you hear in cartoons when people start running.

Here's a question for you: Is kissing just an adaptation of sniffing? Where we've lost the real power of sniffing, because our noses just aren't what they used to be, but we've retained the behavior of coming in close to someone's face out of genetic tradition?

Posted by: Ace at 08:13 PM




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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 08:13 PM (4NlP1)

2 (I waited a few seconds this time. Just in case!)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 08:13 PM (4NlP1)

3 Couple quick ones and it's bed time

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 08:15 PM (2JoB8)

4 Baby was cute but dancing cub is best
Everybody have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB8)

5 Sneaky birds trying to provoke with sideways talon pinches are always good fun. I suspect they are very proud of that maneuver.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 08:18 PM (4NlP1)

6
Coulda been First but read the content.

*orders another whiskey*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:18 PM (/U27+)

7
*taps thread on side*

This thing working?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:20 PM (/U27+)

8 Kissing is awesome.
I don't think anyone does it enough.
There needs to be more kissing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:20 PM (U2p+3)

9 Dancing bear is great!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2022 08:21 PM (JzBU4)

10 Long long ago in the time before the internet, at mid-rats, somebody asked the Corpsman what his skill set was His reply : "If you get shot, I can save your life; otherwise, you're pretty much on your on - except for the bourbon."

Words to live by

Posted by: Queegqueg unemployed harpooner at June 02, 2022 08:22 PM (6cB8e)

11 I saw that dancing beat at a Dead show.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

12 Every "cute" bear cub vid makes me wonder where Momma is and did the camera operator live?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (4TZI4)

13 "Here's a question for you: Is kissing just an adaptation of sniffing? Where we've lost the real power of sniffing, because our noses just aren't what they used to be, but we've retained the behavior of coming in close to someone's face out of genetic tradition?"

But what if rampant exchange of bodily fluids (gross, mouth-transfer!) is what's causing the downfall of society ala Demolition Man?

https://tinyurl.com/ddmyvm38

Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (hR5xa)

14 Just saw a commercial about a trans beauty shop in NYC - run Sefton run.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

15
PSA- 1917 is now streaming in demand through Sling for no charge.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (UgAdJ)

16 Settled down to watch Jeopardy when the screen switched to who is a senile old pervert?

Posted by: Cosda at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (r5csm)

17 Went to see TG Maverick with Little (her second time seeing it).

Pretty good.

No politics, no work stuff. TC is good in it. Really cool flight scenes.

Would recommend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 08:24 PM (jOKqt)

18 I always feel sad when beautiful religious structures are repurposed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 08:24 PM (08ncd)

19 man I gotta go to the DMV tomorrow

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:24 PM (geLO8)

20 Pleasing the baby lamb.

And just like that, another euphemism was born.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 08:24 PM (GsQOb)

21 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

22 21 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years.

I recommend it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

Okay. What's her name?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 08:26 PM (GsQOb)

23 Dancing Baby Bear's Momma is close by...

Fuck around and find out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2022 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

24 21 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

But does she still close her eyes?

Posted by: Righteous Bros at June 02, 2022 08:26 PM (08ncd)

25 Those are some fat raccoons. Someone should tell them that Tank Abrams is a near lifetime buffet.

"We're having Stacey AGAIN?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (F0YaR)

26 Mine are, so couldn't say

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (oWBc3)

27 Yellow puppies are the cutest - and i'm a cat guy.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (KAi1n)

28 >>Okay. What's her name?


Swing batter!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

29 >>I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem




seems like a weird offer, but okay...

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (geLO8)

30 26 Mine are, so couldn't say
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:27 PM (oWBc3)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Righteous Bros at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd)

31 There needs to be more kissing.
Posted by: nurse ratched
--------
Agreed

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

32 >>> I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)


I'm not walking into this one and will instead take the high road and say I'm very happy for you.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (0fVbu)

33 horde mind

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

34 Not even with an especially randy Karen Gillan.

Alright that's a lie. But that's roughly what it would take.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:37 PM (dscaa)

This seems kind of humblebraggy.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (9otr5)

35 phrasing is important

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

36 Go to the parador with your paramour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

37 that reminds me

haven't had lamb shanks for a while

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (us2H3)

38 There are few things in life cuter than golden retriever puppies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

39 Wait. Copypasta fail.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (9otr5)

40 ace,

You around this thread???
When are you going to be a "guest" on the Cut, News, Jib podcast???
We'd LOVE to hear you again. ❤️😍

Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2022 08:30 PM (UUBmN)

41 "Here's a question for you: Is kissing just an adaptation of sniffing? Where we've lost the real power of sniffing, because our noses just aren't what they used to be, but we've retained the behavior of coming in close to someone's face out of genetic tradition?"
But what if rampant exchange of bodily fluids (gross, mouth-transfer!) is what's causing the downfall of society ala Demolition Man?
https://tinyurl.com/ddmyvm38
Posted by: Thrawn at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (hR5xa)

Way back before babyfood in a jar, and before blenders, babies would get their first solid food that had been chewed up by a mom or a grandmother.
Chew the food good and fine, and pass it to the baby, mouth to mouth. Kissing mimics that.

It is good for the kid, it passes mouth flora between the caregiver and the kid, and it is a bonding thing as well.

My wife fed her daughter that way because a) she was raised that way, and b) she was a dead-broke single mom and couldn't afford baby food

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)

42 "You need to be kissed and often and by someone who knows how."

Pre-code, the verb would've been different.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2022 08:30 PM (KAi1n)

43 5I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

Snorfle

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:30 PM (eGTCV)

44 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years. I recommend it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

Very nice Indi!

Keep it up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2022 08:31 PM (R/m4+)

45 You could say Biden has lost the plot, but if he didn't have one to start with, what's the expression?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:31 PM (oWBc3)

46 8 Kissing is awesome.
I don't think anyone does it enough.
There needs to be more kissing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:20 PM (U2p+3)

This. This seems humblebraggy.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 08:31 PM (9otr5)

47 Foreign people kiss a lot. I had Spanish friends and it was weird going over and kissing their wives. Really just a cheek touch make kiss sound sort of thing though.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:32 PM (0fVbu)

48 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

49 I do miss the old Ace podcasts. They were always hilarious.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 08:32 PM (5p7BC)

50 48 Good evening, horde!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 08:32 PM (OX9vb)


Apparently we have to kiss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 08:33 PM (GsQOb)

51 The "goose coming in for a water landing" is actually a swan.
Get to know your birds.

Posted by: Redwine at June 02, 2022 08:33 PM (ODhUG)

52 I think kissing is wonderful. I, for one, need a kiss.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

53
There are few things in life cuter than golden retriever puppies.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

_________

Delilah at one month

http://soyaraborzoi.com/DelilahPup.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:33 PM (/U27+)

54 This seems kind of humblebraggy.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 08:28 PM (9otr5)

I thought it sounded creepy and desperate but to each their own.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:34 PM (dscaa)

55 I adore that dancing bear cub.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

56 Delilah is cute but leggy. Goldens are sort of roly poly.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 02, 2022 08:35 PM (5HBd1)

57 weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:


Toledo

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:35 PM (geLO8)

58 I have found over the years that the most effective way to flirt is a kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 08:35 PM (5p7BC)

59 Go to the parador with your paramour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

Moon over Parador is a quirky movie with Richard Dreyfuss and an exceedingly amped up and murderous Raul Julia.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 08:35 PM (xhaym)

60 >>> Chew the food good and fine, and pass it to the baby, mouth to mouth. Kissing mimics that.

It is good for the kid, it passes mouth flora between the caregiver and the kid, and it is a bonding thing as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym)


I am going to intensely try to forget your idea that kissing may have come from regurgitating food into each other's mouth. I had a girlfriend in junior high that thought it would be cool trying to pass me her chewing gum. No it was not cool.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:36 PM (0fVbu)

61 Wait. Copypasta fail.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 08:29 PM (9otr5)

Ah. I was trying to make that out.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:36 PM (dscaa)

62 When I say I need a kiss, I mean a real kiss involving body contact.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

63 kissing is overrated

pounding is where it's at

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:36 PM (us2H3)

64 Grampa Hadrian.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 08:37 PM (P8k+X)

65 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years.

I recommend it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

Okay. What's her name?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--
seems like a weird offer, but okay...
Posted by: DB

I know why I love this place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2022 08:37 PM (JzBU4)

66 Foreign people kiss a lot. I had Spanish friends and it was weird going over and kissing their wives. Really just a cheek touch make kiss sound sort of thing though.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:32 PM (0fVbu)

I know, right? They are cool right up to slipping them some tongue, and then its not cool anymore.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 08:38 PM (xhaym)

67 I kiss my wife every morning when she gets up and before we go to bed. We never know when it'll be our last.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 08:38 PM (BFigT)

68 always feel sad when beautiful religious structures are repurposed.

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 08:38 PM (jdUof)

69
Surprisingly, the Cincinnati Reds are no longer the worst team in MLB. Since going 3-22 to start the season, they're 14-10.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:38 PM (/U27+)

70 >>There are few things in life cuter than golden retriever puppies.

True statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

71 67 I kiss my wife every morning when she gets up and before we go to bed. We never know when it'll be our last.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

So sweet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2022 08:39 PM (kf6Ak)

72 Poor Boo-Boo doesn't have a clue. Ranger Smith's reputation as a groomer precedes him.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 08:40 PM (BP3/z)

73 Al Pacino on kissing

https://tinyurl.com/4ybx2nes

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:40 PM (geLO8)

74 8 Kissing is awesome.
I don't think anyone does it enough.
There needs to be more kissing.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Hugs be pretty nice as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

75 Kissing is awesome.
I don't think anyone does it enough.
There needs to be more kissing.
----------------------------
Free Hugs guy hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (yikp0)

76 I've had lotsa goldens, maybe 10,12

now I have 2 bichons

I recommend bichons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)

77 kiss my wife every morning when she gets up and before we go to bed. We never know when it'll be our last.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 08:3

You're right about that. I know.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

78 ... no need to be a duck.
I know a few married couples who don't kiss anymore.
I kissed my boys all the time. Not on the lips. And I hugged them as often as they allowed. I hug my friends too. I think after all the isolation of the last two years, people need to touch each other.

But go ahead and be a duck. Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

79 Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (yikp0)

80 Doggehs wrestling made me lol coz vdoggeh likes to challenge me to wrestling matches

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2022 08:42 PM (kf6Ak)

81 >>> I have found over the years that the most effective way to flirt is a kiss on the cheek.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 08:35 PM (5p7BC)


Take it from me boy, a few good sniffs of the old noggin and you're in!

Posted by: Joey stinkfingers at June 02, 2022 08:42 PM (0fVbu)

82
I am going to intensely try to forget your idea that kissing may have come from regurgitating food into each other's mouth.

Right. Direct neural stims for you then. "First I have to desensitize two small spots on your scalp . . . Well yes, otherwise the leads sting going in, and that always ruins the mood."

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 08:43 PM (xhaym)

83 Apparently we have to kiss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Oh. Mwah!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

84 weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:
Toledo
------------------------
Did she ask you to "Kiss me where it smells!" and you said, "But New Jersey is so far away"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (yikp0)

85 But go ahead and be a duck. Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

I wasn't talking about you... blaster had quoted me... go look. Me and wifey kiss constantly and we're just about at 20 years.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (dscaa)

86 now I have 2 bichons

I recommend bichons

Whose bichon this is?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (ZsR3z)

87 >>> Kissing is awesome.
I don't think anyone does it enough.
There needs to be more kissing.
----------------------------
Free Hugs guy hardest hit.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (yikp0)


I'm right here man.

Posted by: Free mustache rides guy at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (0fVbu)

88 I know a few married couples who don't kiss anymore.
I kissed my boys all the time. Not on the lips. And I hugged them as often as they allowed. I hug my friends too. I think after all the isolation of the last two years, people need to touch each other.

But go ahead and be a duck. Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

Oh, there will be touching.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 08:45 PM (nByzo)

89 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 08:45 PM (arJlL)

90 i have found over the years that the most effective way to flirt is a kiss on the cheek
------------------------
That's quite continental but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:45 PM (yikp0)

91 I think kissing developed as a way of demonstrating that you like someone so much that you're willing to let them invade your personal space. IOW, intimacy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2022 08:46 PM (ZsR3z)

92 Way too tentative hockey, Avs can't convert a 5 on 3.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2022 08:46 PM (8GBH4)

93 Being hugged by nurse is like coming home.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 08:47 PM (7XG8B)

94 That squirrel is NOT getting "scritches".
It wants the VIBRATOR (that sure looks like a battery-operated toothbrush).
NSFW - Not Safe For Wildlife

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2022 08:47 PM (f4IaF)

95 Sorry ..... I misinterpreted. I thought you were calling me creepy and desperate. Which I very well may be, but jeepers, did you have to tell everyone?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

96 I wanna new duck. One that won't bite

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (0fVbu)

97 "Dance like nobody's watching'

That takes quite a snootful of ethanol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (F0YaR)

98 I kiss my wife every morning when she gets up and before we go to bed. We never know when it'll be our last.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

You, good sir, are a very wise man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

99 70 >>There are few things in life cuter than golden retriever puppies.

True statement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

***cough***

Chocolate Labs pups...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 02, 2022 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

100 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe)

101 There might not be much I've done right but I'm thankful the last words I said to my wife were "$I love you. "

I'm sorry that was TMI

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

102 The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdmsvz4

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (ZsR3z)

103 Boy928 sent me this

https://bityl.co/CVLe

Too late for the previous thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

104 flounder,
You're in for it, buster! Can't wait to see you and the little flounders and meet missus flounder!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (U2p+3)

105 Holy crap I just saw a TV ad for Douchebag Michael Shellenberger! You go, boy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (EZebt)

106 Sorry ..... I misinterpreted. I thought you were calling me creepy and desperate. Which I very well may be, but jeepers, did you have to tell everyone?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

I was referring to myself. I realized upon reading further it might look like I was talking about you. Not at all.

I do bust the chops of people I like though.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (dscaa)

107 I have kissed my wife every day we have been together for over 50 years.

I recommend it.
==================
With my wife, I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (yikp0)

108 It's amazing how quickly Tulsa became a local story.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (BP3/z)

109 101
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Another wise gentleman in our midst!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

110
The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.

_________

His successor will be much, much worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:52 PM (eqg4P)

111 I'm sorry that was TMI

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

Nope, it's heartening. I personally credit the Holy Spirit for stuff like that.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:52 PM (dscaa)

112 13 Australian Shepard puppies and being part of the puppy pile,

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 08:52 PM (7XG8B)

113
Amy: "Kiss me where I've never been kissed before."
Sheldon: "You mean like Salt Lake City?"

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:52 PM (geLO8)

114 I'm sorry that was TMI
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

-----------

Not at all. Never got to say anything to my wife before she died. Consider yourself fortunate to have had a last moment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 08:52 PM (u73oe)

115 Mmm. Chocolate labs.

Posted by: Barack Hussein 'I can use it now' 0bama at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (yikp0)

116 Goose is really a swan.

Ace has issues with water fowl.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (VhE0u)

117 108 It's amazing how quickly Tulsa became a local story.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Right? Not a peep from the medical center I work for. Not. A. Peep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (U2p+3)

118 I kiss my wife every morning when she gets up and before we go to bed. We never know when it'll be our last.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 08:38 PM (BFigT)

My dad, RIP, used to claim that he brought his wife along so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (F0YaR)

119 100 100
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe)
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Nicely done!

'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (EqqYU)

120 Hey Joe, if the 2A isn't absolute, neither is the 19th or 26th - let's count your supposed votes again.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)

121 the great thing about bichons is they stay puppies like forever

yeah, they aren't as cuddly as a golden puppy but after 3 years they beat the shit out of a golden

and they eat next to nothing and weigh like 15 ounds or so

wash them in 10 minutes in the kitchen sink

the only bad thing about bichons is they are very willful and hard to train

and they are kinda expensive

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (us2H3)

122 108 It's amazing how quickly Tulsa became a local story.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 08:51 PM (BP3/z)

What, was there another tornado in Tulsa?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

123 Some place, I think it was our home in North GA that had carpet up the stairs and 2nd floor, would charge my wife and I up big time in the winter. So we learned a process of first finger touching to discharge then kiss. Electricity jumping from your mouth like a sparkplug gap isn't fun.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:54 PM (0fVbu)

124 The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdmsvz4
Posted by: Archimedes

And shit! Those guys have been right on the money so much lately...

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2022 08:54 PM (cPGH3)

125 The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.


And also that Trump was paying Russian hookers to per on him.

Don't forget that part.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 08:54 PM (jOKqt)

126 I used to know a guy who wouldn't share someone's drinking glass, take a bite of anyone's food, share a joint, anything someone else's mouth had touched, because he had some hangup about enzymes.

I remember being sad for him, thinking how could he ever have a meaningful relationship with someone.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

127 I wanna new duck. One that won't bite

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (0fVbu)

I remember that lyric differently -- " I want a new drug..."

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (F0YaR)

128 116 Goose is really a swan.

Ace has issues with water fowl.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (VhE0u)

geese aren't baby swans ?

shiat

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (us2H3)

129 weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:

Her aura, Dora.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (Msys3)

130 *give Weasel a chaste peck on the cheek*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (7XG8B)

131 84 weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:
Toledo
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Did she ask you to "Kiss me where it smells!" and you said, "But New Jersey is so far away"??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:44 PM (yikp0)
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That cracked me up.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

132 Lmao at that US intel. There’s a 10% chance they’re telling the truth. I mean, they did get Ukraine right but I think to cover their asses.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (YglAn)

133 I'm so sorry Duke.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (dscaa)

134 But Tony Packo's was fun

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

135 It's amazing how quickly Tulsa became a local story.

Come on, groomers! How hard is it to find a mentally unstable life-long Republican, Christian family man and NRA member who's willing to kill a few children?

Quit plucking losers from my base!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (AJLeZ)

136 130 *give Weasel a chaste peck on the cheek*
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (7XG8B)
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Thank you, ma'am!

Posted by: Weasel at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (EqqYU)

137 the US intel community is still waiting for the fall of Kabul

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3)

138 ....he had some hangup about enzymes.

Posted by: April

Enzymes! I just met her!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 08:57 PM (Msys3)

139 Evening, Horde... How goes it?

I promised Dave in Fla that I'd listen to the most recent CutJibNewsletter podcast in the sidebar...

Totally worth your time! As usual, J.J., CBD, and Dave in Fla give excellent insights into current events.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 08:57 PM (K5n5d)

140
Apparently we have to kiss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Unless you have baby food.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

141 You better pray little dancin' bear's mama don't dance up behind your ass.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 08:57 PM (0OP+5)

142 Putin is dyin and Ukraine is winning - swearsies!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (oWBc3)

143 >>The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.

Is this the same intel community that said Russia was losing the war? Because they were wrong. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

144 It's amazing how quickly Tulsa became a local story.
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Police release video reenactment of Tulsa shooting using actors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJLoobUUEdo

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (yikp0)

145 >>> I remember that lyric differently -- " I want a new drug..."
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 08:55 PM (F0YaR)


Weird Al

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (0fVbu)

146 Leftover Chinese food may cause organ failure and limb amputation

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

147
Putin has what Fidel was dying from for 25 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 08:58 PM (/U27+)

148 But go ahead and be a duck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:41 PM

Quack

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

149 Thanks 3 dot. It was a long time ago.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 08:59 PM (u73oe)

150 There might not be much I've done right but I'm thankful the last words I said to my wife were "$I love you. "

I'm sorry that was TMI
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Not at all NLU. I've racked my brain for years and have no idea of what was the last thing I said to my wife. No idea.

I think that is a wonderful memory.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 08:59 PM (Msys3)

151 Putin has what Fidel was dying from for 25 years.

The record is 40.

Posted by: Ruth Zombie Vader Ginsburg at June 02, 2022 09:00 PM (AJLeZ)

152 Love the bear dance video... half way through he Poses... like... and shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

153 It might just be me, but I'm sensing some skepticism about the Putin story.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (ZsR3z)

154 My sources tell me that Putin narrowly escaped a Grenade in a Solo Cup attack.

It was only prevented when a Russian teen consuming vodka tossed a ping-pong ball in it mistaking it for a drinking game, detonating the device mere yards from the Russian President.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (jOKqt)

155 I'm starting to think that some of us might not really be 29.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (u73oe)

156
* wiggles tail *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

157 Lmao at that US intel. There’s a 10% chance they’re telling the truth. I mean, they did get Ukraine right but I think to cover their asses.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (YglAn)

They got Ukraine right because there was supposed to be joint US-UKR training on the border with Russia a week later so everyone could show how dangerous everything was there.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (xhaym)

158 132 Lmao at that US intel. There’s a 10% chance they’re telling the truth. I mean, they did get Ukraine right but I think to cover their asses.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2022 08:56 PM (YglAn)

Yeah... right... Vlad said, you keep this shit up and I'll invade.

American Intell... hey... let's keep this shit up, so he'll invade!!!! Win!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

159 Weasel!
*squeezes with gusto*
I hope you had a great day!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

160 Hi Ben Had!
*smooch*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:03 PM (U2p+3)

161 They got Ukraine right because there was supposed to be joint US-UKR training on the border with Russia a week later so everyone could show how dangerous everything was there.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (xhaym)

We've had Spec Force A Teams in Ukraine for over 2 years. We had US Army RESERVISTS Training the Ukes... they were the ones who announced their withdrawl.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

162 Some place, I think it was our home in North GA that had carpet up the stairs and 2nd floor, would charge my wife and I up big time in the winter. So we learned a process of first finger touching to discharge then kiss. Electricity jumping from your mouth like a sparkplug gap isn't fun.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 08:54 PM (0fVbu)
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That happens to my cat sometimes. She'll build up some static and then lean forward to touch her nose to mine. We both get a little shock, which startles her quite a bit. It's kind of neat to see it in the dark, though, when all the lights are off..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 09:03 PM (K5n5d)

163 Just saw a commercial about a trans beauty shop in NYC - run Sefton run.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

If you had a few 7" angle grinders, and some belts sanders, you could open your own "trans" beauty shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:03 PM (rwl14)

164 155 I'm starting to think that some of us might not really be 29.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 09:01 PM (u73oe)

Lets just say that if I get carded for buying Booze? I tell them I just started my FOURTH lap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)

165 Being a duck ain't all it's quacked up to be.

Most of the time, it's a pretty fowl existence. Yeah, people throw breadcrumbs and such, but they always charge it to my bill.

Speaking of bills, have you seen the price increase from Aaflak?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2022 09:04 PM (QzJWU)

166 I always feel sad when beautiful religious structures are repurposed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 08:24 PM (08ncd)

Turning the Gran Mosque in mecca into a hog packing plant would be the shiznit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (rwl14)

167 I saw that dancing beat at a Dead show.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Was it on a little piece of blotter paper?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (VhE0u)

168 nurse, I am so happy for ya'll getting together. Smooches right back, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (7XG8B)

169 165 Being a duck ain't all it's quacked up to be.

Most of the time, it's a pretty fowl existence. Yeah, people throw breadcrumbs and such, but they always charge it to my bill.

Speaking of bills, have you seen the price increase from Aaflak?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2022 09:04 PM (QzJWU)

Sounds Daffy....

Posted by: Bugs at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (oHd/0)

170 If you want actual news on Russia/Ukraine propaganda, here is some....

The ombudsperson, Lyudmila Denisova, has been removed from her post over spreading ‘fakes’ about Russian forces

Ukrainian lawmakers voted on Tuesday to remove the nation’s human rights commissioner, Lyudmila Denisova, from her post. The official has been accused of failing to perform duties and in particular of spreading unverified information about atrocities supposedly committed by Russian troops in Ukraine. Such actions only tarnished Ukraine’s image, MPs have argued.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 09:06 PM (jOKqt)

171 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 09:06 PM (jOKqt)

They also canned their top General. I've been watching the News out of India... totally different view of the War than we get from the US Media.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

172 Living his best life.

I hate that phrase.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (IEa8U)

173 172 Living his best life.

I hate that phrase.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (IEa8U)

Ditto.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

174 They also canned their top General. I've been watching the News out of India... totally different view of the War than we get from the US Media.
Posted by: Romeo13


Link please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

175 >>Was it on a little piece of blotter paper?

Pipe down, you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

176 >>> Lets just say that if I get carded for buying Booze? I tell them I just started my FOURTH lap.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)


They card everyone today its so ridiculous. Some kid would have to have Spielberg/Lucas F/X to fake looking like me. Must be some insurance liability thing.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

177 Living his best life.

I hate that phrase.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (IEa8U)

Ditto.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02

Jesus lived his best life on the cross.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

178 ..Turning the Gran Mosque in mecca into a hog packing plant sheet of molten glass would be the shiznit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (rwl14)

Minor edit. Hope you don't mind?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (QzJWU)

179 Living his best life.

I hate that phrase.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (IEa8U)

Ditto.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

Threeto. Kind of like "my truth."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)

180 Link please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

Here is one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaaS4fsvysw

Old friend of mine finds these... another one of us who does not trust the American Media... can't really verify what they are saying, but this is India Media...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

181 Turning the Gran Mosque in mecca into a hog packing plant sheet of molten glass would be the shiznit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (rwl14)

Minor edit. Hope you don't mind?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (QzJWU)

That is so hawt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2022 09:14 PM (ufFY8)

182 Jesus lived his best life on the cross.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

Nah, Jesus lived his BEST life, when he came back... /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

183 urning the Gran Mosque in mecca into a hog packing plant sheet of molten glass would be the shiznit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:05 PM (rwl14)

Minor edit. Hope you don't mind?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2022 09:10 PM (QzJWU)
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When does the kickstarter campaign start for either or both of these proposals?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 09:15 PM (K5n5d)

184 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

I knew there was something about you I really liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

185 Ben Had

*Chaste air kiss to your raised hand *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

186 Idiotsboro is proud to announce a total ban on all Nerf Guns and Water-pistols to end the gun violence. Our town is doing something to stop all this Trump induced violence. What has yout town done to hate Trump and solve this problem !!!!

Posted by: Mary DipShit from Idiotsboro, Vermint at June 02, 2022 09:16 PM (rAE97)

187 Sorry ..... I misinterpreted. I thought you were calling me creepy and desperate. Which I very well may be, but jeepers, did you have to tell everyone?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)

Not creepy. Cute, and huggy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:16 PM (kdrXi)

188 Living the dream really annoys me no end.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:16 PM (dscaa)

189 173 172 Living his best life.

I hate that phrase.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (IEa8U)

Ditto.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)
Reminds me of 'Surf And Or Die' off Walther Becker's CD 11 Tracks Of Whack. When I hear of some idiot base-jumper's friends sayin 'Well, he died doing something he loved.' I just think 'No. He died. And I bet he won't loving it right there at the end.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5)

190 I am somewhat confused by this 0-0 hockey game.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 09:17 PM (4NlP1)

191 Hrothgar, Miss you and how is our little buddy?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (7XG8B)

192 This would be nice:

@RichardGrenell
"I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)

193 The US intel community reports that Putin has advanced cancer, survived a March assassination attempt, and that there is extensive jockeying for power in Russia as his end approaches. We shall see.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdmsvz4
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (ZsR3z)

So, let's see here: He is healthy as a horse, was killed by an assassin in October, but resurrected, and pretenders to his post are fleeing to darkest Siberia. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:19 PM (kdrXi)

194 >>>weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:

>In her mother's boudoir.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 09:19 PM (BP3/z)

195 186 Idiotsboro is proud to announce a total ban on all Nerf Guns and Water-pistols to end the gun violence. Our town is doing something to stop all this Trump induced violence. What has yout town done to hate Trump and solve this problem !!!!
Posted by: Mary DipShit from Idiotsboro, Vermint at June 02, 2022 09:16 PM (rAE97)

So, paintball guns still AOK? Actually got the Honolulu Police called to our Condo, because we were shooting Paintballs into our garage, in 1987. Once we explained who we were (Rough Riders, Hawaii State Champs 3 years running.... who had Nuked the Police team just a couple weeks before)... they said.... Never Mind...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)

196 NaCly, if I can't get a kiss on the cheek I have done something wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (7XG8B)

197 Must be some insurance liability thing.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

Store I frequent said they hire a lot of young kids as cashiers and do not want they to get into any trouble, so everybody is carded.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

198 A hug from nurse ratched is like a crescendo of sacred polyphony Chant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

199 So, let's see here: He is healthy as a horse, was killed by an assassin in October, but resurrected, and pretenders to his post are fleeing to darkest Siberia. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:19 PM (kdrXi)

My Child does well....

Posted by: Vlad Tepus, Nepheratu at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (oHd/0)

200 Ben Had

You've done good. Your skills at man manipulation and being cute are completely intact.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

201 I am somewhat confused by this 0-0 hockey game.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 09:17 PM (4NlP1)

Right? the polar opposite of the game the other night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

202 194 >>>weirdest place I've ever kissed a girl:

>In her mother's boudoir.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 09:19 PM (BP3/z)

Kissing the boudoir, is weird?

Posted by: The Paulo at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (oHd/0)

203 Wife knows she can always get a kiss from me no matter how stupid and idiotic she's being. I'm romantic like that.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa)

204 the only bad thing about bichons is they are very willful and hard to train

and they are kinda expensive
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 08:53 PM (us2H3)

And the handle socket in their asshole is left-hand thread, so you cannot use regular mop handles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (kdrXi)

205 Totally worth your time! As usual, J.J., CBD, and Dave in Fla give excellent insights into current events.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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But were you first???😛🥸

Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2022 09:22 PM (UUBmN)

206 Store I frequent said they hire a lot of young kids as cashiers and do not want they to get into any trouble, so everybody is carded.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

For a time here, one of the grocery chains wanted to scan your DL when you made a purchase.

Ah, Negative Ghostrider.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 09:22 PM (Msys3)

207 197 Must be some insurance liability thing.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

Store I frequent said they hire a lot of young kids as cashiers and do not want they to get into any trouble, so everybody is carded.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

Yeah, State Law in Calif says they have to card... everyone... although, if they know you? They dont'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:22 PM (oHd/0)

208 OK I am NOT going to the DMV tomorrow

you can't just 'go' to the DMV. Gotta make an appointment.

Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (geLO8)

209 And the handle socket in their asshole is left-hand thread, so you cannot use regular mop handles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

???

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

210 I'm living my breast life.

Posted by: Guy living his breast life at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (vrz2I)

211 Old Grand Dad 114 can cause a person to go off-course.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

212 Ben Had, I have separation anxiety when the only place I see you is here!

But little boy seems to be doing better, but he has assumed control and insists I spoil him even more rotten than before he got sick.
Another blood panel tomorrow, hope it shows continued improvement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

213 Thanks AOP!
It would be a hoot to meet up with you on your road trip back south. Do you go through Idaho at all? Eastern Wa? Or Montana?

I've got some Morons who are easily rallied. They are the bestest.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:24 PM (U2p+3)

214 203 Wife knows she can always get a kiss from me no matter how stupid and idiotic she's being. I'm romantic like that.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:21 PM (dscaa)

The key to a truly good relationship? Does that rule also apply to you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:24 PM (oHd/0)

215 198 A hug from nurse ratched is like a crescendo of sacred polyphony Chant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yet another wise man posting here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

216 197 If the register jockey says "sorry, I have to ask for ID" I say "I take that as a compliment". If the kid says "show me your ID" I give him the malocchio and I'm not even Italian.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 09:25 PM (lz5hY)

217 192 This would be nice:

@RichardGrenell
"I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)

I'm sorry. Was someone not paying attention to what just happened in DC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 09:25 PM (9qSw/)

218 @201: "Right? the polar opposite of the game the other night."

Okay, now this game feels more familiar.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 09:25 PM (4NlP1)

219 >>> @RichardGrenell
"I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)


He won't stop until he has thoroughly searched every nook and cranny of Dr. Oz's keister.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:26 PM (0fVbu)

220 @RichardGrenell
"I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)

I'm sorry. Was someone not paying attention to what just happened in DC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 09:25 PM (9qSw/)

Not just Comey. Its clear the Robert Mueller did not only NOT do his job, but HAD to hide evidence in his 'investigation'. He was implicit in a plot to take down the President of the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

221 Yup.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 09:28 PM (4NlP1)

222 Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:26 PM (0fVbu)

Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

223 The key to a truly good relationship? Does that rule also apply to you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:24 PM (oHd/0)

There are certain five minutes here and there where I wouldn't test it , but they are few and far between.

She's a good girl and she knows where my lines are just the same. And we stick to the old saw of not going to bed mad. It's a good rule.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)

224 They also canned their top General. I've been watching the News out of India... totally different view of the War than we get from the US Media.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

Was his name "Prince Albert"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (kdrXi)

225 I could go for a whole bunch of mean tweets about now.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (7XG8B)

226 >>> OK I am NOT going to the DMV tomorrow

you can't just 'go' to the DMV. Gotta make an appointment.
Posted by: DB at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (geLO


^ This

Posted by: Boromir at June 02, 2022 09:30 PM (0fVbu)

227 114 I'm sorry that was TMI
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

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Not at all. Never got to say anything to my wife before she died. Consider yourself fortunate to have had a last moment.

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Yeah, my case too.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

228 Not just Comey. Its clear the Robert Mueller did not only NOT do his job, but HAD to hide evidence in his 'investigation'. He was implicit in a plot to take down the President of the US.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

There are not enough honest investigators in the entire USA to do what needs to be done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

229 Weasel!
*squeezes with gusto*
I hope you had a great day!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)
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Pretty great! Hitting the range-o tomorrow-o!

Posted by: Weasel at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (EqqYU)

230 She's a good girl and she knows where my lines are just the same. And we stick to the old saw of not going to bed mad. It's a good rule.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)

LOL, once had a live in Lady friend, who was living in MY house... tell me that if we go to bed angry, I need to sleep on the couch.

Uh.,... no... this is MY bed. This is MY house. Not going to play that game.

Never had an issue with it afterwards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

231 Husbands and wives should kiss each other frequently. And hold hands. And have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

Most of the time, that makes for a happy and long lasting relationship.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

232 She's a good girl and she knows where my lines are just the same. And we stick to the old saw of not going to bed mad. It's a good rule.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)

Grampa’s rule. And it works

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 09:32 PM (P8k+X)

233 225 I could go for a whole bunch of mean tweets about now.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:29 PM (7XG8B)

Word

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0)

234 "I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 02, 2022 09:18 PM (VhE0u)


The next (R) administration needs to get used to the idea the DOJ will only be able to prosecute people that commit federal crimes outside the District of Colombia.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 02, 2022 09:32 PM (qH6FZ)

235 >>Not just Comey. Its clear the Robert Mueller did not only NOT do his job, but HAD to hide evidence in his 'investigation'. He was implicit in a plot to take down the President of the US.

When Mueller was the director of the FBI he changed the rules for promotion and those rules are still in place. He changed it from an agency where agents were promoted based on competency to one based on patronage.

That's a big reason we ended up with a politicized FBI and scumbags at the top.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

236 ???
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

Have you never heard the term "mop dogs"? They look like an animated floor mop. And yes, they are cute and loveable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:33 PM (kdrXi)

237 229 Hey, Weasel. I got the chronograph. More important, I have a paid off credit card sitting on the desk, staring at me, saying "Bill, you really don't need anything but go buy something to just piss off Joe Biden."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 09:34 PM (lz5hY)

238 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

Just holding hands as you walk is so fundamental...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

239 231 Husbands and wives should kiss each other frequently. And hold hands. And have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

Most of the time, that makes for a happy and long lasting relationship.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

Yup. Every long term relationship that went South, happened when one, or both of us, quit trying.

I'd rather live by myself... then live in a house where someone is there, yet I still feel alone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0)

240 Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

I tell my bride that I love her at least once a day. often more than once. She usually says "uh-huh."

Just kidding.

We talk to each other on the phone every day at lunch time. Just because. I am so blessed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

241 238 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

Just holding hands as you walk is so fundamental...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

Yup, if you are sitting on the couch, watching a movie... and they are sittin on the other side of the room?

Done, IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:36 PM (oHd/0)

242 I'd rather live by myself... then live in a house where someone is there, yet I still feel alone.
Posted by: Romeo13

This.

Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2022 09:36 PM (E0NVW)

243 "I'm not going to stop until we prosecute Jim Comey. I think he is guilty. I've seen the evidence, and he needs to be prosecuted."


Talk is cheap, action speaks louder than words.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2022 09:37 PM (Vg5Sd)

244 Is anyone playing Diablo?

What is the key to chat?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 09:37 PM (IEa8U)

245 ."Just because. I am so blessed."

Living your blessed life huh?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 09:37 PM (vrz2I)

246 Romeo13

Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

247 LOL, once had a live in Lady friend, who was living in MY house... tell me that if we go to bed angry, I need to sleep on the couch.

Uh.,... no... this is MY bed. This is MY house. Not going to play that game.

Never had an issue with it afterwards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

Lord. That's funny but also not funny.

My number one rule for a wife was no games. So wifey either never played them in her life, or was just too world-weary for them when we met.

I won't stand for mind shit or "tests" or any of that horseshit. Life is too short. Someone who plays them is a rock solid guaranteed recipe for eventual relationship disaster because they don't respect you. And it will be their fault - only yours for picking up with them in the first place. Steer clear, kids.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:38 PM (dscaa)

248 Just holding hands as you walk is so fundamental...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:34 PM (hOUT3)

yup. We do that too. Learned that from Mom and Dad, and Grandma and Grandpa. My family is kind of like the friggin' Waltons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

249 We talk to each other on the phone every day at lunch time. Just because. I am so blessed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well

Once upon a time when I was still able to do that I did it, every day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

250 Nice monastery. I love those repurposed old structures.

I spent a week in a 16th century palazzo in Venice just before the chinee flu hit. Hotel Danieli. I drank French wine there in my underwear with the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Cicero.

It was awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:40 PM (XG2Fi)

251 My family is kind of like the friggin' Waltons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Good night Pug!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

252 >>>LOL, once had a live in Lady friend, who was living in MY house... tell me that if we go to bed angry, I need to sleep on the couch.

>Ha! When this happened to me, I left for the evening and when I came home the next morning, I placed her personal effects on the patio and changed the locks. B-bye.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 09:41 PM (BP3/z)

253 >>> Husbands and wives should kiss each other frequently. And hold hands. And have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

Most of the time, that makes for a happy and long lasting relationship.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:31 PM (U2p+3)


There was a couple that would always walk together slowly during their lunch break holding hands. One day I was coming back from lunch at the same time as my department manager and I motioned to them saying to to my manager, "I wonder if they're married?" He turned to me with a straight face and said, "I bet at least one of 'em is". I loved that guy, older dude, was all business in the southern gentleman style, but would just suddenly let rip with something that would have me rollin. He had perfect timing.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:41 PM (0fVbu)

254 yup. We do that too. Learned that from Mom and Dad, and Grandma and Grandpa. My family is kind of like the friggin' Waltons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

Weird thing. My family? No touch. Grandparents. Mom and Dad... no physical displays ever.

I'm so the opposite. My Love Languages START with touch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:41 PM (oHd/0)

255 The US intel community

Nyuk, nyuk.

Posted by: The Three Stooges at June 02, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)

256 Poofter Pride Month seems to be kicking in. Was at the hotel today, watching to TeeVee, on a sports channel. Add for the new Dizzley/Pixar Buzz Lightyear cartoon. Rainbow imagery all over the damned place. Subtle as a sledge hammer to the head. Not that I would have gone, anyway. And then some ad for a credit card company, with some plumps middle-aged guy buying baking appliances. And they overprint some faint, but utterly distinct rainbow image. WTF? Straight guys cook, too, FFS.

And the Tranna BlowJobs ran a Gay Pride ad. Fuck, They have an actual real good team this year, with some classy players, and they they blow all that good will by sucking up to the perverts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:42 PM (kdrXi)

257 Good night Pug!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

Good night Commissar Boy!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

258 A young couple moved into the next building where I live, and I often see them holding hands. Also, get this, he opens the car door for her. I'm supposed to say something cynical at this point, but it's keep up the good work, kids.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2022 09:43 PM (lz5hY)

259 163 Just saw a commercial about a trans beauty shop in NYC - run Sefton run.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

If you had a few 7" angle grinders, and some belts sanders, you could open your own "trans" beauty shop.
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Wait .... is that how a dickectomy (sp?) and castration is performed, with angle grinders? Ouch. Hurts to transition to a girl.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

260 I drank French wine there in my underwear with the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Cicero.

It was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:40 PM (XG2Fi)

Water-tight underwear! Must be nice.

Posted by: POTUS 46 at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (kdrXi)

261 My family is kind of like the friggin' Waltons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Your grandpa is queerer than a 3 dollar bill?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (Msys3)

262 Free Hugs guy hardest hit.
Posted by: andycanuck
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I've actually hugged that guy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (5p7BC)

263 Talk is cheap, action speaks louder than words.
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2022 09:37 PM (Vg5Sd)


Why would the next AG even try? I'm serious, the next AG under a (R), after being sworn in needs to announce they will bring no cases before the Federal District Court of DC. None, zero. If they keep pretending they're a legitimate court with legitimate Judges they're just prolonging the problem.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (qH6FZ)

264 In the beforefore times when people were less rude, a woman once appeared from behind us in Costco as we got on line.

She said "I have to let you know, you two are the best couple I have ever seen together". She had been watching us walk and talk and joke on our way to the register.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:45 PM (dscaa)

265 Grampa Walton was a commie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 09:46 PM (P8k+X)

266 261 My family is kind of like the friggin' Waltons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Good night John Boy

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 02, 2022 09:46 PM (eGTCV)

267 >>Why would the next AG even try? I'm serious, the next AG under a (R), after being sworn in needs to announce they will bring no cases before the Federal District Court of DC. None, zero. If they keep pretending they're a legitimate court with legitimate Judges they're just prolonging the problem.

Wouldn't that just be an invitation for leftists to commit more crimes?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Also, get this, he opens the car door for her. I'm supposed to say something cynical at this point, but it's keep up the good work, kids.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Granddaughter is dating a young man and said she was very confused when he insisted on opening the car door for her. I told her this guy has potential!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

269 169 165 Being a duck ain't all it's quacked up to be.

Most of the time, it's a pretty fowl existence. Yeah, people throw breadcrumbs and such, but they always charge it to my bill.

Speaking of bills, have you seen the price increase from Aaflak?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Sounds Daffy....
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Hah, you guys are featherweights.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

270 Grampa Walton was a commie.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 09:46 PM (P8k+X)

A lot of Geer getting ground.

Posted by: POTUS 46 at June 02, 2022 09:48 PM (kdrXi)

271 Many nice stories about closeness and holding hands and so on.

I may have approached my relationship with my wife differently... more than once when she has started bitching in the past I have hollered right back that if she ever finds a better deal than me she should run, not walk, and I will hold the door open for her to boot.

20 years and we're still together.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 09:48 PM (U1eOr)

272 265 Grampa Walton was a commie.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 09:46 PM (P8k+X)

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It's funny how he always collected fot the tickets he sold at his cheesy theater in Topanga Canyon. Theatricum Botanicum, or some such crass capitalist conception.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:49 PM (XG2Fi)

273 When they were kids my sons would sometimes go to the store with Mom and they would always take the bags so she didn't have to carry them. We raised good men. The ladies out there need to realize this. I wanna be a grandpa. Good news is both are smart enough to avoid *cough* certain young ladies.

We live in a severely damaged society. I am so sorry my sons are in this situation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

274 I'd rather live by myself... then live in a house where someone is there, yet I still feel alone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0

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That's where I am with second wife.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

275 The hugs, laughter and joy of life is the gift you all bring to the TXMoMe and I thank you all for making it so special.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 09:49 PM (7XG8B)

276 Your grandpa is queerer than a 3 dollar bill?
Posted by: Tonypete

That was mean, TP!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

277 267 >>Why would the next AG even try? I'm serious, the next AG under a (R), after being sworn in needs to announce they will bring no cases before the Federal District Court of DC. None, zero. If they keep pretending they're a legitimate court with legitimate Judges they're just prolonging the problem.

Wouldn't that just be an invitation for leftists to commit more crimes?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S


The entire judicial system is suspect. I can't believe anyone has faith in it except the people it favors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (9qSw/)

278 Hitting the range-o tomorrow-o!
Posted by: Weasel

Channeling your inner Latinx?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (JzBU4)

279 Wouldn't that just be an invitation for leftists to commit more crimes?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

There's nothing stopping them now in DC.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (qH6FZ)

280 @273: "... they would always take the bags so she didn't have to carry them."

I would usually run out the door when mom came home so she wouldn't have to too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (4NlP1)

281 I forgot to add "then everybody clapped".

Sorry I got wrapped up in these nice stories. I am extremely blessed.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:51 PM (dscaa)

282
That's where I am with second wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

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Yikes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:52 PM (XG2Fi)

283 Finish up your fap.

ONT's a-comin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 02, 2022 09:52 PM (sJHOI)

284 Pug,
When my boys were little, I always had them help carry groceries. As they got bigger, they emptied the car themselves while I went in the flat to organize and put things away.
They will do this for their ladies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

285 We live in a severely damaged society. I am so sorry my sons are in this situation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I really fear for my grandkids in not being able to find sane partners interested in being part of a real new family they build from scratch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

286 Hitting the range-o tomorrow-o!
Posted by: Weasel

Channeling your inner Latinx?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2022 09:50 PM (JzBU4)

Ha! Reminds me of the time I asked my Mexican BiL how to say something in Spanish.

He deadpanned: just start with "el" and end the word with an o. El sandwich-o.

he is wise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

287 >>> Wouldn't that just be an invitation for leftists to commit more crimes?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Couldn't they, I don't know, maybe bring them before a different court that didn't have a predetermined outcome that is always advantageous to the left? Even if that is a smidge harder to do.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)

288 >>The entire judicial system is suspect. I can't believe anyone has faith in it except the people it favors.

Not entirely. Ask Micheal Avenatti.

But yea, the DC circuit is notoriously corrupt. But until it can be gutted I still think it's important to indict people and try them. If the dual system of justice we are living under isn't exposed so clearly that it can't be denied it will never get fixed.

Besides, the process is the punishment doesn't just work for Republicans. Sussmann's defense cost in the 7 figures and everyone who actually looks at the evidence knows he is a lying scumbag.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

289 It was awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:40 PM (XG2Fi)

Water-tight underwear! Must be nice.
Posted by: POTUS 46 at June 02, 2022 09:44 PM (kdrXi)

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Sometimes you fall in a canal unexpectedly.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:54 PM (XG2Fi)

290 They will do this for their ladies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

Wife doesn't mind lugging stuff in but despises putting the groceries away so that's my job.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:54 PM (dscaa)

291 Pug Mahon - once I asked my buddy, who was studying French, to say something in French. His reply:

"Voulez vous smack my butt?"

I died laughing but did not smack his butt

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 09:55 PM (U1eOr)

292 [iBesides, the process is the punishment doesn't just work for Republicans. Sussmann's defense cost in the 7 figures and everyone who actually looks at the evidence knows he is a lying scumbag.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

So as usual, the lawyers win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

293 That's where I am with second wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah, I'm kinda there, too. Blame it on prostate cancer, alcoholism, whatever. How much assholiness should I be expected to tolerate?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (OX9vb)

294 Of course I lug stuff in too.

Right, enough procrastinating. Must work. See you all on the flip side.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (dscaa)

295 Engages self back-patting mode: went to the hotel bar today for a beer. Barmaid was wearing some pretty un-ignorable perfume. I said, "That's some pretty nifty perfume you are wearing today." She, "It's Angels and Demons by Givenchy. Expensive, but I like to wear it once a year or so."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (kdrXi)

296 So as usual, the lawyers win!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

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Some things never change.

*sniff*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)

297 293 That's where I am with second wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yeah, I'm kinda there, too. Blame it on prostate cancer, alcoholism, whatever. How much assholiness should I be expected to tolerate?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (OX9vb)

Sorry to hear that. That stinks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 09:57 PM (P8k+X)

298 >>Couldn't they, I don't know, maybe bring them before a different court that didn't have a predetermined outcome that is always advantageous to the left? Even if that is a smidge harder to do.

Not the way the law is currently written. For most crimes other than things like multi-state conspiracies the case must be heard in the district the crime was committed. It's not a matter of hard, it's the law.

Sussmann committed his felony at FBI HQ in DC. That's why the trial was in DC. Igor Danchenko, however, was indicted in the Eastern District of Virginia and that's where his trial will be held.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)

299 They will do this for their ladies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

My older son really wants to be a father. But, as I mentioned, he is not gonna do something stupid. He is a pastor in his church, which helps him with all this.

Younger son is more pragmatic: do not want kids.

And yet, both are making wise decisions in their own way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

300 Some things never change.
*sniff*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi

one of the fundamental laws of the universe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

301 207 197 Must be some insurance liability thing.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

Store I frequent said they hire a lot of young kids as cashiers and do not want they to get into any trouble, so everybody is carded.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

Yeah, State Law in Calif says they have to card... everyone... although, if they know you? They dont'.
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S. IL - Walmart here has to change checker if under 21 and a customer has booze or tobacco. How stupid?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

302 Yeah, I'm kinda there, too. Blame it on prostate cancer, alcoholism, whatever. How much assholiness should I be expected to tolerate?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2022 09:56 PM (OX9vb)

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Well, alcoholism isn't the worst vice, to be fair.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2022 09:59 PM (XG2Fi)

303 Patou 1000 is the perfume of the best sex you will ever have in your life.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 10:00 PM (7XG8B)

304 236 ???
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

Have you never heard the term "mop dogs"? They look like an animated floor mop. And yes, they are cute and loveable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 09:33 PM (kdrXi)

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Pulis?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 02, 2022 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

305 Duke and April - I'm right there with you. We all have our reasons. I love my wife, but she can be a pain in the ass too. She works some nights and I don't mind the solitude when she does

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 10:01 PM (U1eOr)

306 But yea, the DC circuit is notoriously corrupt. But until it can be gutted I still think it's important to indict people and try them. If the dual system of justice we are living under isn't exposed so clearly that it can't be denied it will never get fixed.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

Working with them is just legitimizing them. The Federal courts will never police themselves until someone acts. An administration that refuses to play along is the only answer I can see.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 02, 2022 10:01 PM (qH6FZ)

307 I am going to go kiss my wife right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

308 Sorry to hear that, April.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 10:02 PM (u73oe)

309 Dayum, the weather people got the time wrong but the forecast right. The rain is coming down in buckets now, I really expect severe flooding in there here parts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 02, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

310 I was very partial to Cacharel LouLou. And I'm still procrastinating. Damn you, Ben Had!!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 10:03 PM (dscaa)

311 Duke and April, hugs to you both. Been there, done that. (1st marriage, not Jesse!)

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2022 10:03 PM (pkAcY)

312 >>Working with them is just legitimizing them. The Federal courts will never police themselves until someone acts. An administration that refuses to play along is the only answer I can see.

Replacing them is my answer and that only works by winning elections and that only happens when people see that the Democrat party has become for the most part a criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)

313 Nood.

Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2022 10:03 PM (E0NVW)

314 303 Patou 1000 is the perfume of the best sex you will ever have in your life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 10:00 PM (7XG8B)


I thought that was Miller Lite

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2022 10:04 PM (3aLWR)

315 Patou 1000 is the perfume of the best sex you will ever have in your life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 10:00 PM (7XG8B)

Patoo-ie smells like chewing tobacco. In fact, there is a song about it: https://youtu.be/Jpi56EGhGrA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2022 10:04 PM (kdrXi)

316 ..., perfume is so very personal but if you can find a sample of the Patou it might be worth the trouble. My ultimate match is Misha by Baryshnikov.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 10:10 PM (7XG8B)

317 303 Patou 1000 is the perfume of the best sex you will ever have in your life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2022 10:00 PM (7XG8B)

***********

Sex Pathner is the men's cologne of the best sex you will ever have in your life.

Posted by: Brian Fantana at June 02, 2022 11:11 PM (xxG/v)

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