Quick Hits

The Florida Supreme Court has declined to hear a challenge on DeSantis' congressional map.

Note that it was a lone Obama federal judge -- a Hawaiian judge -- who's been making up contrived objections to the map. Not state court judges.

The court's announcement means that the map, which heavily favors Republicans, will likely remain in place for the 2022 midterm elections.
It also means that Florida's 1st District Court of Appeal will have the final say on the map. That court previously threw out a circuit court decision to redraw the map.

Just to let you know, during Trump's presidency, it was often Hawaiian district court judges (the lowest level of federal judge) who would ride in at the last minute and issue a national injunction against enforcement against Trump's executive orders or even the laws that Congress passed and he signed.

Because of this, I refer to any Outlaw Leftwing Judge who just makes up the law as he goes a "Hawaiian judge." This judge isn't really Hawaiian.

DeSantis will veto a $35 grant to the Tampa Bay Rays in light of the political stance they've taken against the second amendment.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis plans to veto a $35 million legislation for a Pasco County facility that’s earmarked for the Tampa Bay Rays' spring training, OutKick has learned.
DeSantis's decision is in response to the Rays politicizing recent shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde ahead of a matchup with the Yankees in May.

Here was the statement the Woke Baseball Team posted:

In very early polling, the Republican has a slight, margin-of-error lead over the Democrat in the governor's race for... Oregon. But it's 30-28 -- most voters are undecided.

Former House Republican Leader Christine Drazan and former House Speaker Tina Kotek, a Democrat, are leading in the race for governor, but many voters remain undecided more than five months before the decisive November election, a new poll released Wednesday found.
Nearly 30% of likely Oregon voters picked Drazan as their choice for governor, while nearly 28% chose Kotek in a poll conducted by Nelson Research, an Oregon-based public opinion research firm. Unaffiliated candidate Molly Johnson drew more than 19% support.

I know, I know -- you're all shocked, stunned that the Democrat woman looks the way she does and the Republican woman looks the way she does.

You just can't believe that the Republican woman looks attractive and mentally healthy and the Democrat woman looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver. You're all bewilderfied.

The Daily Mail is now exposing Hunter Biden's extensive porn history from the Laptop from Hell.

But for the grace of Incognito mode go I:

EXCLUSIVE: Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies including '18yrs old,' 'lonely widow' and 'MILF crack cocaine porn,' he uploaded his OWN amateur videos and texted Pornhub link to phone listed in his contacts as 'Dad'
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
Hunter Biden's internet search history from March 2019 reveals his obsession with porn and penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes
The president's son, who dated his late brother's wife Hallie, repeatedly searched Pornhub for titles involving 'lonely widows' as well as videos with 18- and 19-year-old girls
Of the 281 websites found in his search history over six days, 98 were pornographic, DailyMail.com can reveal
Hunter, 52, who had a paid Pornhub Premium account under 'RHEast', also uploaded his own amateur videos but was careful not to show his face
He was also a regular user of sex cam sites, particularly Glasscams.com, where he made screen recordings of himself interacting live with the women on the site

G... l... a... oh, I'll just copy/paste.

Text messages also show Hunter apparently sent a link to a Pornhub page to a phone number he had saved in his contacts book as 'Dad' on October 22, 2018
Among his search history is a visit to an article about his sister Ashley Biden's partying and arrest history, as well as repeated Google searches of himself

Hunter Biden's search history reveals an obsession with porn including incest fantasies, '18yrs old', 'lonely widow' porn, 'MILF crack cocaine porn', as well as instructions on how to hack a lover's cell phone and repeated google searches of himself.
The list of searches covers just six days in March 2019 before he broke his laptop, took it to be repaired a Delaware shop, and then abandoned it. But it is packed full of revealing and disturbing websites.
Dozens of videos on the laptop also reveal Hunter's penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes and posting the home movies on his own Pornhub account under the username 'RHEast'.
The president's son took care not to show his face in his uploaded videos.

It's so seedy. One video is just a naked Hunter Biden ripping farts in front of the computer screen.

There's another picture of Hunter and the prostitutes he's hired to make pornos with him. The prostitutes are clothed. I recommend looking at the picture. It's just... sad. The whores are flabby and ugly, Hunter is paunchy and wrinkly and broken and seedy, and there's nothing sexy about it. It's like an anti-drug, pro-chastity ad campaign.

The Root strains to give a story about a white Hollywood divorce a "Minorities Hardest Hit" headline:

What it tells black women -- really, all people, period -- is "don't shit where Johny Depp sleeps."

If we can't poop in Johnny Depp's bed, it's like Selma all over again.

More Science (TM) comin' at ya, hot: if you deny "structural racism," you're a racist.

People who deny the existence of structural racism, a combination of institutional and societal factors that reinforce racial inequity, likely also exhibit anti-Black prejudices, a new study has found.

Why do I have the feeling that they're going to substitute some synonym for "Not Woke Enough" as their proof of "exhibiting anti-Black prejudice"?

Researchers analyzed 83 previous studies on racism that included more than 25,000 participants for the new study, published Monday in the American Psychological Association's Journal of Counseling Psychology.
The researchers sought to examine the associations of two different types of colorblind racial ideology, color evasion and power evasion, with anti-Black prejudices.
The color evasion ideology is defined by the idea that race and ethnicity are not important when discussing the issues of a group to reduce interracial tension and prejudice. Power evasion is the ideology by which people deny the existence of structural racism.
The researchers, led by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign doctoral student Jacqueline Yi, found that the average correlation between power evasion and prejudice against Black people was significant while the correlation between color evasion and anti-Black prejudice was not.
"People who denied structural racism were also more likely to endorse stronger beliefs that societal inequality is acceptable and reported fewer intentions to engage in social justice behaviors," the researchers said in a press release.

So, in other words, people who denied structural racism was a thing were more likely to say "some amount of inequality is unavoidable" and also said things like "we're not going to strip freedom from people, nor impose Marxism, to correct every microinequality," and that's what you're taking as "anti-Black prejudice.

Which is exactly what I thought you were going to do.

Gee, why do all of these Deplorables treat the "Experts" (or the people the media and Democrats claim are "Experts") as liars? Could it be because, I don't know, we catch them literally lying every single time they open their lie-holes?

Ugh: Bison gores woman at Yellowstone National Park, throwing her ten feet into the air.

If you guessed "she was a Millennial or Zoomer and she tried to pet it," collect your prize.

A bison at Yellowstone National Park gored a 25-year-old Ohio woman and tossed her 10 feet into the air Monday after she got too close to the animal, park officials said.
The woman from Grove City, Ohio, approached the bison as it was walking near a boardwalk at Black Sand Basin, just north of Old Faithful, the park said in a statement. When she came within 10 feet of the bison, the animal gored her and tossed her 10 feet into the air.
The woman sustained a puncture wound and other injuries. Park first responders rushed her via ambulance to Eastern Idaho Regional Medical Center.

"Oh my god, so cute, I totally want a self-fie, Oh my god, its horn is totally in me, now I'm in the air, so random...!"

In fairness, I'd try to pet a bison, if it gave me the chin-tilt.

Nah, probably not, they look like they smell are are no fun.

Now a bear -- bears want to be pet. You know that. Deep down, you know bears are Down to Clown.

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry a large Boeing toy jet.

>A woman in love with a plane insists her desire is not a flight of fancy.
Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend.
She flies on the aircraft as often as possible and has 50 replica models of the plane at home.
Sarah calls the Boeing Dicki and hopes to wed one day, even though it is illegal in Germany.
The Dortmund resident identifies as an Objectum Sexual, meaning that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects.
She said past romances with men didn't get her flying high.
She has also been in love with a train.
Sarah said: "My plane is called Dicki.

"I love everything about him, but particularly his face, wings and engine -- they're so sexy to me.

She identifies as a hangar.

She's a hangar queen.

Believe it or not, her dating life is unsatisfactory!

No but really? You know that unbelievable part in every female-centered teen romantic comedy where the ugly girl is transformed into a cutie with a few small changes to hairstyle and make-up and dress and ditching the glasses...?

That could actually happen here. I could see myself taking this Deutche Nulle to prom.

And speaking of Nulle queens, David French wrote a column about how you sometimes have to risk your life in a deadly situation to do the right thing. He wrote this regarding the Uvalde shootings, and the delayed response from the police.

Knowing David French, and knowing how he likes to conflate his service as a JAG with frontline infantry service, and likes to pretend that his duty in an airconditioned office was combat service, I want you to imagine how subtly, or how brazenly, he implies that he faced fire in Iraq.

I'll give you a few seconds to draft a Sample David French Quote in your minds.

Got it?

Okay. Linked by AllahPundit -- naturally -- here's David "Sgt. Rock" French ever-so-slightly implying he's a combat veteran:

It's a simple fact that when men or women face mortal danger, every single molecule in their bodies screams at them to seek shelter and safety. It takes immense effort to overcome the desire for self-preservation. Training can help, but it isn't enough. What's required is a fundamental, deeply embedded ethos--a core understanding that love may require their lives.

Uh oh, I don't like where this is heading, he said "training" can help, then mentioned a "fundamental ethos"...

Parents possess this ethos almost as a matter of instinct. Intelligent armies construct this ethos by building bonds between brothers-in-arms. Dying for a nation is an abstract concept when the bullets fly. Risking everything for the brother beside you? That makes immediate, visceral sense. I won't say that everyone I served with in Iraq was brave, but I cannot imagine my brothers failing me in a moment of crisis, and I pray that I would never fail them.

Somebody needs to ambush-interview this motherfucker and make him specify what, exactly, he is claiming his service consisted of, and make him state plainly whether he is claiming he faced fire or not.

He cannot be allowed to continue this Clown Nose On, Clown Nose Off game of strongly, strongly implying he only survived Iraq due to the blood oaths he made to his Band of Brothers and the other shit he saw on TV when he was chillin' in the rec center in the Green Zone.

Posted by: Ace at 06:13 PM

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1 My aunt dated a Hatfield
Posted by: DB

The real McCoy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:13 PM (R8uWY)

2 Not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 06:14 PM (bVYXr)

3 We know where the Ghost of Endor parks his X-wing, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 06:14 PM (08ncd)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

5 What movie is this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Once was normal, now gray.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:16 PM (R8uWY)

7 "Amber Heard verdict is a message to black woman" is actually the exact thing I was talking about yesterday.

Which is how every single news story magically somehow proves everybody's personal "thing".

How the Depp Verdict Proves I'm Right About the Dangers of GMO's

etc etc

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:16 PM (dscaa)

8 So much content above the "continue reading" link fold!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:16 PM (4NlP1)

9 Dear AnyTown for Bullshit,

California passes bill to prevent schools from reporting students with behavioral issues to law enforcement:

https://tinyurl.com/2ddxmads

Do you want more school shootings? That is how you get more school shootings.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 06:17 PM (OzJjC)

10 Just when you think it can't get weirder it does

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

11 Willpower
I didn't think that Joe Bite-me could find a way to make me hate his useless being even more but I just saw on my local news that his jackoff speech about gun control this evening will pre-empt Jeopardy!

Posted by: Cosda at June 02, 2022 06:17 PM (r5csm)

12

Tiny Kotex? Wha?...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2022 06:17 PM (s2VJv)

13 MILF crack cocaine porn

Rule 34 is real people

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:17 PM (dscaa)

14 Uh oh.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

15 I got an early start!

Posted by: Silly Season at June 02, 2022 06:18 PM (BOJAx)

16 "'MILF crack cocaine porn,'"

I've watched porn, and I have never ever seen that category anywhere. He must have been looking in the Dark Web.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at June 02, 2022 06:18 PM (qpX6U)

17 Democrat woman looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver

John Oliver looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 06:18 PM (ppBhU)

18 Because of this, I refer to any Outlaw Leftwing Judge who just makes up the law as he goes a "Hawaiian judge." This judge isn't really Hawaiian.

It was that Hawaiian judge who kept issuing injunctions against Trumps border policies. Because, you know, Hawaii is disproportionately affected by illegal immigration from Mexico.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (R8uWY)

19 @13: "MILF crack cocaine porn"

Kinda silly to search for the exact same porn sub-genre that you yourself are producing in large quantities. Research purposes, I guess. Gotta keep an eye on the competition.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (4NlP1)

20 someone get that dumb Dortmund woman a new dildo.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (UgAdJ)

21 I hope the Rays lose every game the play this year.

Posted by: Cosda at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (r5csm)

22 I've.....browsed things that you can't understand. Pimp cars among the belts of Saturn.....A pimp driving a Saturn!?!?!? But I digress.

All of these poxed searches...gone. Gone like drops of ....of...let's call them "tears".

Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (VYjdj)

23 Is every female Democrat in Oregon a lesbian?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (xPl2J)

24 Tragic story out of Florida. A mom and 2 kids were parasailing, the winds kicked up and started to drag the boat plus parasailers toward a bridge.
So the captain of the boat cut the line, and the mom and 2 kids crashed onto the bridge, killing the mom and injuring the kids.
The mind reels...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (jTmQV)

25 It does help that the Republican woman looks younger, has her hair colored and is smiling. I think the second woman looks like what I expect most middle aged women who aren't coloring their hair to look like.And the first woman looks like a well put together professional gay person

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (4Fm4d)

26

"Sexually attracted to planes? Been there, done that."

- - Joe's Garage, Frank Zappa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

27 One video is just a naked Hunter Biden ripping farts in front of the computer screen.

omg

Hunter really IS an artist!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (w0NJk)

28 "Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend."

737 is a fine aircraft, but it's the DC-3 that I want to marry.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (qpX6U)

29 Oregon is never going to get better.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (xhaym)

30 Special for ace. If you picked Sid Blumenthal for Russiagate, pick up your winnings at the window:

https://nitter.net/PaulSperry30

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (9otr5)

31 How tall is David French?

Because I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (dscaa)

32 @24: "The mind reels..."

Suddenly, skydiving seems like the safer choice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:21 PM (4NlP1)

33 I remember when crazy wasn't rewarded with approval.

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: Senator Cory Booker at June 02, 2022 06:21 PM (MzKgG)

34 It's Oregon. We have mail-in ballots. The pinched-face turbo lezbo is going to get the brass ring. I've lived this scenario before. Book it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 06:21 PM (kdUPz)

35 every single molecule in their bodies screams at them to seek shelter and safety

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Fact check on this bit of disinformation, molecules can't scream.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2022 06:21 PM (cMXNt)

36 Somebody needs to ambush-interview this motherfucker and make him specify what, exactly, he is claiming his service consisted of, and make him state plainly whether he is claiming he faced fire or not.

smeems like Fwenchie got shit at and hit versus shot at and missed. this is what happens to bottom butt boi fobbits

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (UgAdJ)

37 Oregon is never going to get better.
Posted by: Kindltot

They keep on picking at the scab.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (Msys3)

38 That wasn't Cory Booker. Cory Booker wouldn't have a career if he remembered that.

Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (MzKgG)

39 First seeing picture of person with the plane thought it was a young boy. Reading and it's not a young boy and the plane's name is "Dicky" I don't even want to know why now.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

40 What it tells black women -- really, all people, period -- is "don't shit where Johny Depp sleeps."

If we can't poop in Johnny Depp's bed, it's like Selma all over again.

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

41 The one and only truth about psychological studies is: None of them can be replicated.

That is, every single last one is fatally flawed in not just the limited actual data but hugely distorted by the bias of the researcher.

Every single modern paper is a mobius strip of references that reference each other that reference each other that reference each other ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (Zf0+a)

42 Hawaiian judge is one of my socks

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (9otr5)

43 >>>17 Democrat woman looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver

John Oliver looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

ACCURATE!!!

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (AkbRF)

44 Betsy Johnson is obviously the spoiler against the Republican candidate, since she's supposedly the "conservative" Democrat-turned-independent. Uh huh.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (kdUPz)

45 Don't mention anything about feeling a little grey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

46 As a staunch heterosexual, I'm thinking of searching DeSantis Love Dad on Pornhub.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (WKPeU)

47 @25

>>And the first woman looks like a well put together professional gay person

You mean a dyke, but not a bull dyke.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (AzSg4)

48 "MILFs On Crack" was an early Duran Duran draft, I believe.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (M9XmQ)

49 Every single modern paper is a mobius strip of references that reference each other that reference each other that reference each other ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Do you have a reference for that?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (Msys3)

50 I believe it really was Obama's daughter with Hunter in one of his videos.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (Vg5Sd)

51 I've been to Yellowstone. I've seen bison in the wild. They are massive creatures. Amazingly massive. It would never occur to me, "come here and let me pet you!"

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (sVtYq)

52 @49: "Do you have a reference for that?"

See other side.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM (4NlP1)

53 >>>30 Special for ace. If you picked Sid Blumenthal for Russiagate, pick up your winnings at the window:

https://nitter.net/PaulSperry30

what's the opposite of a plot twist?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (AkbRF)

54 You say it's a woman in love with a plane? I see Buddy Holly's younger brother.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (3PyE8)

55 "What it tells black women -- really, all people, period -- is "don't shit where Johny Depp sleeps.""

We covered this thoroughly in the Sefton thread this AM. There are actually two lessons for black women here:

Don't marry Johnny Depp.
Don't marry Amber Heard.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (qpX6U)

56 In very early polling, the Republican has a slight, margin-of-error lead over the Democrat in the governor's race for... Oregon. But it's 30-28 -- most voters are undecided.

It's interesting, because there is a fairly conservative third party candidate (heavily backed by Phil Knight of Nike) who basically represents the interests of the remaining rural Oregon Democrats.

The D's are besides themselves with fury - all D's are supposed to be lining up behind the left-wing lesbian who is barely aware that the state of Oregon extends beyond Portland.

She was aware enough of the rest of Oregon to legalize street camping statewide, whether local towns and cities want it or not. That's turning out to be less than popular.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (I2/tG)

57 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (arJlL)

58 >>>24 Tragic story out of Florida. A mom and 2 kids were parasailing, the winds kicked up and started to drag the boat plus parasailers toward a bridge.

i was going to link that in here. It's terrible.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (AkbRF)

59 So the captain of the boat cut the line, and the mom and 2 kids crashed onto the bridge, killing the mom and injuring the kids.
The mind reels...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Was "reels" a poor choice of words here? Too soon?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (M9XmQ)

60 They keep on picking at the scab.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (Msys3)

Once you have taught the electorate they are garbage with no input how they live their lives, then what?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (xhaym)

61 "It would never occur to me, "come here and let me pet you!""

They drool too much to pet. Ick.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (qpX6U)

62 In breaking news:

Old and out: Ultra MAGA
In and hot: Extreme MAGA

Please update your Name: as soon as possible.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

63 Tiny Kotex? Wha?...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

In the wine ?

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (arJlL)

64
The court's announcement means that the map, which heavily favors Republicans, will likely remain in place for the 2022 midterm elections.

Translation: The map does not "heavily favor" Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (87zeW)

65 Nothing from Rona Romney on the Blake Masters endorsement by Trump. lol She must be Hearding herself.

Question: If Ms. Rona Romney has a pubic hair on her lip, to whom would it belong. (male or female ok)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 06:25 PM (P5wHg)

66 Sarah said: My plane is called Dicki.

Again with the dicki.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

67 That 737 model plane is the second biggest dildo I have ever seen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (WKPeU)

68 Anyone getting triple the distance of 10 feet to a Bison needs to get smacked around by it.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

69 @51

>>It would never occur to me, "come here and let me pet you!"

Even small animals will f**k your shit up.

Get crosswise with a Quokka and you won't know what hit you.

You'll get so many tiny lefts you'll be begging for a right.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (AzSg4)

70 $50k won't buy you an Everytown mayor, Tampa Bay.

But it was certainly worth losing $35 million over.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (wBpKf)

71 25 It does help that the Republican woman looks younger, has her hair colored and is smiling. I think the second woman looks like what I expect most middle aged women who aren't coloring their hair to look like.And the first woman looks like a well put together professional gay person

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (4Fm4d)

29 Oregon is never going to get better.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM (xhaym)

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I've heard Kotek is so far Left she makes Gov. Kate Brown seem like Ronald Reagan in comparison.

Posted by: Everything is incomprehensible to Careening Jean-Pierre at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (K+62O)

72 Max Blumenthal, on the other hand, is an anti-Russiagater.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (AkbRF)

73
Old and out: Ultra MAGA
In and hot: Extreme MAGA
-----

It's MAGA X-TREEM, now in cherry red wave. Coming this fall.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (mwpJN)

74 In other news, President Biden is being made to kneel in the dirt of Saudi Arabia and kiss the hem of MBS' robes.

Literally, as he likes to say. Even the press is upset about it. Biden rambled on for months about SA being a "pariah" nation (because they killed an al Qaeda agent with a side gig of writing Op Eds for WaPo) but now he needs oil. Since he cannot offend the left by allowing oil drilling in America, which would lower inflation (and we can't have that!) he decided to eat humble pie on a massive scale and agreed to Saudi Arabia's demands he abase himself.

So, off he goes. I hope they really make the ignorant mofo beg. Publicly. Trump will roast him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (537E3)

75 "Even small animals will f**k your shit up."

Bats are OK.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at June 02, 2022 06:27 PM (qpX6U)

76 It's Oregon. We have mail-in ballots. The pinched-face turbo lezbo is going to get the brass ring. I've lived this scenario before. Book it.

--

This. I said this morning that maybe OR's fraud machine is a bit rusty at this point, but there is no chance in hell a regular, normal Republican would be allowed to win. Too embarrassing a loss.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:27 PM (sVtYq)

77 Even small animals will f**k your shit up.

Get crosswise with a Quokka and you won't know what hit you.

You'll get so many tiny lefts you'll be begging for a right.

omg Bender I'm dying that is so funny wth

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:27 PM (w0NJk)

78 It's Oregon. We have mail-in ballots. The pinched-face turbo lezbo is going to get the brass ring. I've lived this scenario before. Book it.

Likely. Multnomah County (Portland) will count its ballots four days after the election, and will amazingly have enough of a margin for the D to outweigh the rest of the state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2022 06:27 PM (I2/tG)

79 Question: If Ms. Rona Romney has a pubic hair on her lip, to whom would it belong. (male or female ok)
Posted by: Maj. Healey

whomever last throat hate-fucked her.
what do i win?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 06:28 PM (UgAdJ)

80 "Ugh: Bison gores woman at Yellowstone National Park, throwing her ten feet into the air."

I think she heard a discouraging word.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2022 06:28 PM (Msys3)

81 "'MILF crack cocaine porn,'"
===

Pornhub site just crashed from the AoSalanche Ace sent to it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:28 PM (WKPeU)

82
I love sayings like these. What do you call them?
Are they bon mots?

For examples:

_________ is more popular than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral.

_________ was cleaner than a Kicker's [football reference, in case you're from Rio Linda) uniform.

________ was more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 06:28 PM (87zeW)

83 I could never be friends with Johnny Depp. I'd be afraid I'd accidentally shit his bed in some wild happenstance and Selma would happen again. I couldn't take that risk. For blacks everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

84
People who deny the existence of structural racism, a combination of institutional and societal factors that reinforce racial inequity, likely also exhibit anti-Black prejudices, a new study has found.

__________

Like other emotional infants (see also, journalists, artistes, LGBTQ+), if you're not celebrating them 24/7, saying how wonderful they are, giving them awards and prizes, you hate them and are likely a Nazi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM (/U27+)

85 Brings a whole new meaning to "there's a monster on the wing of the plane".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM (dscaa)

86 Every single modern paper is a mobius strip of references that reference each other that reference each other that reference each other ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 06:22 PM (Zf0+a)

Postcards from Barsoom Substack: The Temple and the Network
Scientific institutions are dinosaurs, coronavirus was the asteroid

https://tinyurl.com/yvp55czy

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM (xhaym)

87
Let me guess: she was taking a "selfie" pic with the buffalo?

People + Cameras = Darwin

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM (87zeW)

88 75 "Even small animals will f**k your shit up."

Which is why you never let an otter get behind you.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

89 Intelligent armies construct this ethos by building bonds between brothers-in-arms. Dying for a nation is an abstract concept when the bullets fly. Risking everything for the brother beside you? That makes immediate, visceral sense.

Unintelligent armies tell you your brother in arms is an unrepentant racist to his core and will intentionally let you die because it is baked in to his lilly white skin. They will also tell you that certain other brothers are super special and super brave and worthy of being honored and respected by your bigot self every day this month.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:30 PM (R8uWY)

90 Pornhub?! Pfft. Real MILF crack cocaine porn connoisseurs torrent the original blu-ray disc images.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:30 PM (4NlP1)

91 And the first woman looks like a well put together professional gay person

You mean a dyke, but not a bull dyke.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 06:23 PM

Are you saying a flannel shirt, Doc Maarten's, and a stylishly shirt coif isn't well put together?

I think our Vice President might have some counsel on the word together.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

92 >>79 Question: If Ms. Rona Romney has a pubic hair on her lip, to whom would it belong. (male or female ok)
Posted by: Maj. Healey

whomever last throat hate-fucked her.
what do i win?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ)

Congratulations! You win a slightly used set of Rona's Ben Wa balls. Claim you exciting prize at any time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 06:30 PM (P5wHg)

93 Sarah said: My plane is called Dicki.

Again with the dicki.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Perhaps you'd like me to come wash your Dicki for you, sir?

Posted by: Arthur's Butler at June 02, 2022 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Sarah Rodo may say the 737 is her "boyfriend", but she's obviously a lesbo. Air liners are the descendants of ocean liners. And as Kipling said, "The liner she's a lady/And if a war should come/the man of war's her husband/ and he bids her stay at home." The aerial equivalent of the man of war would be an F-15.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 02, 2022 06:31 PM (R0Tis)

95 All of these worthless masters and PhD programs require the publication of "research" as part of graduation requirements. Watered down useless degrees beget watered down useless research.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:31 PM (R8uWY)

96 Actually the plane thing seems normal to me. It would be weird if she was attracted to boats.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (dscaa)

97 They will also tell you that certain other brothers are super special and super brave and worthy of being honored and respected by your bigot self every day this month.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:30 PM

Newsletter?

Posted by: HQ, USMC at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (a3Q+t)

98 >> and texted Pornhub link to phone listed in his contacts as 'Dad'

So THAT's how it is in their family...

Posted by: Dean of Student Ed Rooney at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (cQ/Ti)

99 that chick likes to hang at the flyghofen and play with dickies.

I think that's what Ace said, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (537E3)

100 >Likely. Multnomah County (Portland) will count its ballots four days after the election, and will amazingly have enough of a margin for the D to outweigh the rest of the state.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2022 06:27 PM (I2/tG)

My memory is a bit rusty, but isn't that how it went down with Chris Dudley?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (kdUPz)

101 With mail ballots it's a high bar for fraud. I contend everyone gets mailed one, they know a small portion will be filled out, they produce the difference in potential votes.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (2JoB8)

102 Buffalo don't give a shit how much you gave to the Sierra Club.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)

103 People with actual problems don't have time to worry about being in love with a 737.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (R8uWY)

104 "Even small animals will f**k your shit up."

Do cats count as small animals? As the Horde knows, a month ago 2 of them f**ked my shit up to the tune of a $23,000 hospital bill ($600 oop).

Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

105 95 All of these worthless masters and PhD programs require the publication of "research" as part of graduation requirements. Watered down useless degrees beget watered down useless research.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:31 PM (R8uWY)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (K+62O)

106
Some people NEED electroshock therapy.

Bring back the Mental Asylums.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (87zeW)

107 I just don't get it.

It's not that the Rays don't know who their customers are-- it's that they just don't care.

But that's okay: Consumer spending remains high on entertainment and other disposable income items, right? Right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (Zf0+a)

108 Actually the plane thing seems normal to me. It would be weird if she was attracted to boats.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:32 PM (dscaa)

It's only natural.

Elvis needs boats. Women love Elvis. Women are attracted to boats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Actually the plane thing seems normal to me. It would be weird if she was attracted to boats.

Well played!

*golf clap*

Posted by: Silly Season at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (BOJAx)

110 Hunter Biden is as scuzzy and slimy a human being as they come. A real dirtbag. And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Just imagine if this were Don Jr.....

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (sVtYq)

111 My father was a Marine in WWII and then drafted into the Marines in Korea. He did not have good things to say about the bravery of a group of dark complexioned people during Korea.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (WKPeU)

112
All of these worthless masters and PhD programs require the publication of "research" as part of graduation requirements.

__________

And here I thought my thesis was the Mendoza Line of research.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (/U27+)

113 People who deny the existence of structural racism, a combination of institutional and societal factors that reinforce racial inequity, likely also exhibit anti-Black prejudices, a new study has found.
===========
tl:dr is "only racists deny racism"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (537E3)

114 106
Some people NEED electroshock therapy.

Bring back the Mental Asylums.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (87zeW)

Meh. Throw them on a subway track, third rail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (s2VJv)

115 ...You're all bewilderfied.

A portmanteau, or a blended word? Myself, I'll go with the former.

As to "inequality", I thought the trendy word of the year is "inequity". Inequality can be 'cured' by application of race based admissions, etc etc etc. But inequity can never be cured, only denounced.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (F0YaR)

116 Elvis needs boats. Women love Elvis. Women are attracted to boats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

*nods approvingly* Mojo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (PiwSw)

117 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

118 One video is just a naked Hunter Biden ripping farts in front of the computer screen.

That's hot. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (Xrfse)

119 @95: "Watered down useless degrees beget watered down useless research."

Worse, they're gonna start forcing everyone to prop up the most especially useless research in the name of "citation equity". We can't have too many dead old white men mentioned in the footnotes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (4NlP1)

120 Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend.

Remember the nutcase from a few years ago that wanted to marry a train station? She slept outside the building at night on top of rancid hobo urine.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (P5wHg)

121
My father was a Marine in WWII and then drafted into the Marines in Korea. He did not have good things to say about the bravery of a group of dark complexioned people during Korea.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (WKPeU)

_________

When the Chinese mortars start to chug,
The old Deuce Four begin to bug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (/U27+)

122 >>Do cats count as small animals? As the Horde knows, a month ago 2 of them f**ked my shit up to the tune of a $23,000 hospital bill ($600 oop).

I did not know this. What happened?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

123 Unleash the cocks of war!

Posted by: David "The Combat Antenna" French at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (BP3/z)

124 Hunter Biden is as scuzzy and slimy a human being as they come. A real dirtbag. And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Just imagine if this were Don Jr.....
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (sVtYq)
====================
exactly, and imagine the hue and cry if Don Jr was found to have texted a porn link to his father.

Swallowell wouldn't stop talking about it on Meet The Press for years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (537E3)

125 @105: "This is about me, isn't it?"

To be fair, Cat Ass said PhDs, so, no, not you.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (4NlP1)

126 @101

>>With mail ballots...

The point of universal mail in ballots is to create as large a universe of potential "votes" as possible, that can them be used to "fortify" democracy.

Any voting system that isn't same day, in person, same day tabulation and reporting is as far from Democracy as can be conceived.

It's the antithesis of Democracy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (AzSg4)

127 I'll bet it was a Boomer Bison.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (63Dwl)

128 >tl:dr is "only racists deny racism"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:34 PM (537E3)

The classic Kafkatrap

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (kdUPz)

129 Do cats count as small animals? As the Horde knows, a month ago 2 of them f**ked my shit up to the tune of a $23,000 hospital bill ($600 oop).

I did not know this. What happened?

He apparently bought it a tiny golden sarcophagus.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (ppBhU)

130 Has anyone figured out what RHEast comes from? H hunter, E he's in the east, R?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (0fVbu)

131 127 I'll bet it was a Boomer Bison.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 06:36 PM (63Dwl)

Wasn't he a quarterback? Ebiason?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

132 You have to take an active role in SJW activism in order to be considered less racist, but you can't take too big of a role, otherwise you are trying to appropriate the struggle and drown out black voices. It is a fine line.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (R8uWY)

133 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

I don't think we know anything for sure anymore.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (dscaa)

134 >>and ugly, Hunter is paunchy and wrinkly and broken and seedy, and there's nothing sexy about it. It's like an anti-drug, pro-chastity ad campaign.

Not sure this is the appropriate, but here goes.

I stumbled on a series of really really, *really* seedy and sad video. It is some pornographer insulting wanna be porn stars. I think it is called (OK, just searched, it is called) "Trolling of wannabe pornstars"

I couldn't watch. It is very very sad. It is great advertisement for hard work and doing good in school, staying off drugs, and chastity.
Anyway....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (cQ/Ti)

135 @107: "It's not that the Rays don't know who their customers are-- it's that they just don't care."

Your mistake was thinking all MLB team press offices think or care about customers in the first place. Some do, but many are worried about "the message" above all else.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM (4NlP1)

136 There was a show on a couple years ago about freaky people and their relationships to inanimate things. There was this millennial looking guy who was "in love" with this automobile. He would go out and caress it and French kiss it. Rub his body against it. It was ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

137 >>>So THAT's how it is in their family...
Posted by: Dean of Student Ed Rooney

lol i knew the quote before the attribution, it made fun connections in my brain

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (AkbRF)

138 I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (P5wHg)

139 DeathSantis is already at a 10 with me. It’s about to hit 11

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (OalnH)

140 138 I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (P5wHg)

Ewwww

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

141 Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies including '18yrs old,' 'lonely widow' and 'MILF crack cocaine porn,'

===

Male side of the horde is asking ..."is that wrong ???"

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (V13WU)

142 >> I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

Despair, loneliness and mental illness.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

143 https://tinyurl.com/yvp55czy
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 06:29 PM

Excellent essay.

"The institutions have shown themselves to be completely untrustworthy. They've gotten everything about SARS-CoV-2 wrong: origin, rate of spread, infection fatality rate, the efficacy of lockdowns, the efficacy of masks, the efficacy and safety of treatments (erring in the direction "ineffective and dangerous" for the perfectly effective and safe, and "safe! and effective!" for the ineffective and dangerous). Whether it was sheer incompetent groupthink or craven servility to globalist power politics is almost irrelevant:

"...the simple fact is, they failed, comprehensively and totally, with such reliability that one can adopt the heuristic "the institutions are saying X, therefore the truth is not-X", and have a good chance of being right without having to put any further thought into the matter."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (M9XmQ)

144 At work I rolled up to a facility to fix something, outdoors because unvaxxed, and, a woman walking out asked me if I was the company I work for. In a cheery voice I told her yes I was and she said “oh are you the unvaccinated one?”

Granted she said it playfully I wanted to dress this broad down. Instead I said “I sure am!” And ended up doing a repair outdoors.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2022 06:40 PM (YglAn)

145 @104

>>Do cats count as small animals?

Cats spend their time thusly..

1. Eating.
2. Sleeping.
3. Pooping.
4. Planning the murder of every human they encounter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 06:40 PM (AzSg4)

146 If her 737 wants to identify as a 777, is it something she would accept and respect as trans-rights?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:40 PM (537E3)

147 MLB teams are worth north of $1b even the shitty ones like Tampa. It is absurd that a cent of tax dollars goes to them.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:40 PM (OalnH)

148 >> I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

De-icer?

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2022 06:40 PM (Vg5Sd)

149 Everytown wrote that press release.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (R8uWY)

150 I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

Like one of Gwyneth Paltrows candles. You know the one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (nxdel)

151 The point of universal mail in ballots is to create as large a universe of potential "votes" as possible, that can them be used to "fortify" democracy.

----

Here's how it works. The ballots get mailed to everyone. The canvassers go door to door asking people if they need "help" filling out the ballots. They focus on the elderly. Lots of older people are like Joe Biden and are out of their minds, they just give the canvassers their ballots.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (cMXNt)

152 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

---

Is there a biologist in the house?

Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (RLLZj)

153
Like one of Gwyneth Paltrows candles. You know the one.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (nxdel)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

154 At, least it was 18 years old. So that’s something right?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (OalnH)

155 So, off he goes. I hope they really make the ignorant mofo beg. Publicly. Trump will roast him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (537E3)

It would make me laugh endlessly to see Biden on his knees on a prayer rug, bowing down to Mecca. Then Biden would say "okay is that enough?" and MBS would say "No! Do it Again! Tell me how much you love doing it!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)

156 There was a show on a couple years ago about freaky people and their relationships to inanimate things. There was this millennial looking guy who was "in love" with this automobile. He would go out and caress it and French kiss it. Rub his body against it. It was ridiculous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

Bananna in the tailpipe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (M+Lyo)

157 Darth Santis! Sometimes I miss living in Florida.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM (gktX6)

158 I don't think we know anything for sure anymore.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:37 PM

Not unless you're a biologist.

Posted by: Ketanji at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Joe Biden is degrading. His whole family is degrading. The fact he was able to steal the presidency is degrading.

I think I need another shower.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM (537E3)

160 *looks at pic of individual with plane

That's a woman ???

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM (V13WU)

161
>>Do cats count as small animals?
-----
Cats spend their time thusly..
1. Eating.
2. Sleeping.
3. Pooping.
4. Planning the murder of every human they encounter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

MegaRoy just put his big assed paw on my knee and wants to know how to sign up for your newsletter.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (UgAdJ)

162 130 Has anyone figured out what RHEast comes from? H hunter, E he's in the east, R?

his real first name is Robert

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (w0NJk)

163 I see he called his self Harper so that's the h.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (0fVbu)

164 @151: "... they just give the canvassers their ballots."

Give? I dare say you meant take. Especially in nursing homes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (4NlP1)

165 Despair, loneliness and mental illness.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Heh

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (dscaa)

166 Sometimes I miss living in Florida.
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM (gktX6)

what is wrong with Florida ? serious question.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)

167
Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry a large Boeing toy jet.

Riffing off reports of the Getman woman who wants to marry a Boeing 737, local reporters tore into a story about a Welsh woman who boasted of "marrying her Spad". Imrys Glamorgan, when asked to divulge details of her unusual fetish, sputtered, "Are ye daft? I've been saying that I'm going to marry my 'spazz', Ian."

"'E loves thrashin' in the mosh pits, 'e does!" she elaborated. "I never 'erd of this 'Spad' you're goin' on about."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (pNxlR)

168 What if the Boeing jet does not find her attractive or consent to having sex with it?

Can that plane get a guardian ad litem to be sure it is Ok with what is going on?

We live in weird times. Seriously, are all mentally defective people just trying to be the craziest on their block or in their country.?

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (haWye)

169 >>> I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

>Fromage and shame.

Posted by: David French at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (BP3/z)

170 Bananna in the tailpipe ?

--

LOL, thankfully, the producers edited that out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (sVtYq)

171 https://directorblue.blogspot.com/
top-20-tweets-tonight-dear-dad
https://tinyurl.com/bddd8vp7

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

172 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

I think it’s called “My Strange Obsession” saw some dude obsessed with pool animals. Not sure is LARPing or serious. He had the look of someone who would be into that

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (YglAn)

173 his real first name is Robert

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM (w0NJk)

Do you know who else's name was Robert?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

174 139 DeathSantis is already at a 10 with me. It’s about to hit 11
Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:39 PM (OalnH)

Yeh that is flat out good governance.

Posted by: 7man at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (qwO6y)

175 The whole Hunter Biden filming himself naked and farting is just...

There are no words.

But Ivanka Trump is some kind of monster.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (9otr5)

176 RH East - Robert Hunter ... East? I don't know why the East hmm I guess just east coast ya know, the whole east coast is poisonous thing we were talking about earlier

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (w0NJk)

177 I believe Buffalo Jill died.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (qfLjt)

178 And when you tell the GOPe to get in to the canvassing game they shrug. Not who we are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (R8uWY)

179 155 So, off he goes. I hope they really make the ignorant mofo beg. Publicly. Trump will roast him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:26 PM (537E3)

It would make me laugh endlessly to see Biden on his knees on a prayer rug, bowing down to Mecca. Then Biden would say "okay is that enough?" and MBS would say "No! Do it Again! Tell me how much you love doing it!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2022 06:41 PM (trdmm)

Probably won't get invited to the sword dance.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9feskm

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 06:44 PM (b2nrj)

180 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Word on the street is, a stereotype is usually just a type.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at June 02, 2022 06:45 PM (60wu+)

181 I'd share my foxhole with that dreamy LTC Vindman fellow, if you get my drift. "a core understanding that love may require their lives" indeed...

Posted by: David French at June 02, 2022 06:45 PM (NCgXW)

182 @179: "Probably won't get invited to the sword dance."

No glowing orb ritual either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:45 PM (4NlP1)

183 You know I will likely get some flak, but I kinda feel sorry for this Sarah Rodo girl. Our world does a real number on a lot of people.

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 06:45 PM (Vr12I)

184 No glowing orb ritual either.

==

I remember those !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (V13WU)

185 Biden considering an oil and gas windfall tax.

Posted by: It's happening at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (Etviv)

186 >>> The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

plane chick is plain

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (0fVbu)

187 185 Biden considering an oil and gas windfall tax.
Posted by: It's happening at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (Etviv)

In no way will that make it worse... No way

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (bs+z0)

188 There was a show on a couple years ago about freaky people and their relationships to inanimate things. There was this millennial looking guy who was "in love" with this automobile. He would go out and caress it and French kiss it. Rub his body against it. It was ridiculous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

Bananna in the tailpipe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
===

RUSTY TROMBONE... RUSTED!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (WKPeU)

189 Lower prices by taxing producers more.
Sure why not.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (OalnH)

190 People in the 50s: In the far future of the 21st century will everyone just have a plane? Or maybe a car that can fly? Oh the amazing things families in the future will be able to see together!

People in 2020: I like this plane. Sexually. OH YES Airbus give it to me right in the naughty hanger!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (ESjRY)

191 Talk about keeping your seat in the upright position.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (dscaa)

192 Would Catholics know if there are patron Saints for drug abusers and excesssive porn watchers because Hunter is a complete mess and only God and spiritual intervention can save him. Of course it doesn't help to have your mom and sister die in a crash and to have Awful Joe Biden as your dad but I don't think Hunter wants to recover.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (l7p9i)

193 When Biden arrives in Riyadh the Saudis should have Rick Astley meet his plane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (537E3)

194 She is a hanger queen. So funny.

Will not fly, without a f-ton of maintenance and parts.

Cannibalized so others can fly is the good news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

195
You just can't believe that the Republican woman looks attractive and mentally healthy and the Democrat woman looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver. You're all bewilderfied.

-----

The Libertarian woman looks like an amoeba with face warts.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (iCuSj)

196 The left has so demonized big scary oil that most people will probably welcome this new tax. Because the average American voter is an imbecile.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (OalnH)

197 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Trannies try harder. Even the ones with facial hair.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (ESjRY)

198 I'm currently reading Red Famine. Reading accounts of such extreme starvation and poverty at the hands of Stalin's USSR. And how they had to eat carrion or boiled dead horse skins to barely survive. Then I see this full-on imbecile of a young woman with her toy plane. What she really needs is to experience a real life, a hard life. One that doesn't afford her this sad and pathetic indulgence of pure nonsense.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (sVtYq)

199 18-1

From the 1950's perspective, it is the family that disappeared in the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

200 *looks at pic of individual with plane

That's a woman ???
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:42 PM

Penguins, in response to the increased public awareness, have stepped up their infiltration disguises significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

201 I am completely bewilderfied that the little Deutch girl's dating life is unsatisfactory. /s
🙄

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 02, 2022 06:49 PM (Rbu5d)

202 Biden considering an oil and gas windfall tax.
Posted by: It's happening at June 02, 2022 06:46 PM (Etviv)
===================
You might not have thought it possible for one President to do EVERY dumb thing. One, sure. A couple even, and you would chalk it up to bad luck in candidates.

But every single bad idea ever hatched? What are the odds?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (537E3)

203 Lady in Black

Oh, I put the probability of a hard life for that thing at 96%. You can not succeed in life with being that clueless or narcissistic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (u82oZ)

204 It's obvious Dicki represents a phallic symbol for Sarah. Perhaps it acts as her vibrator.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (NpAcC)

205 I'm reading Gilbert Godfried's autobiography 'Rubber Balls and Liquor' and loving him even more. He needed more hugs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (XvPQV)

206 ripping farts in front of the computer screen.

Apparently there is not an irony error limit in HTML.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

207 7 "Amber Heard verdict is a message to black woman" is actually the exact thing I was talking about yesterday.

Which is how every single news story magically somehow proves everybody's personal "thing".

How the Depp Verdict Proves I'm Right About the Dangers of GMO's

etc etc
----
You forgot to specifically mention GLUTEN.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

208 Penguins, in response to the increased public awareness, have stepped up their infiltration disguises significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM

The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (bVYXr)

209 Call me sexist.. Finished yet? ok

But I think Oregon needs a strong man to be governor. Because these oregon state beavers just aren't getting it done.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (8GBH4)

210 Fenlon, Saint Jude Thaddeus is the Patron Saint of desperate situations and lost causes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

211 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Yea, everyone here assumed that because an airplane is is a big dildo we never thought that he was actually slipping the 737 something up the poor unwilling plane's tailpipe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (WKPeU)

212 @208: "They are not in the refrigerator."

But who will turn on the light when I open the door!?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (4NlP1)

213 23 Is every female Democrat in Oregon a lesbian?
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 02, 2022 06:19 PM (xPl2

How DARE you assume our genders!
--Oregon democrats

Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (Rbu5d)

214 /Reads story about airplane chick

/Reads another lefty calling for nuclear war with Russia.

You know on second thought maybe our betters in NYC and DC are right and we should call Putin's nuclear bluff. I mean...can't be worse then right now can it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (ESjRY)

215 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (rF64X)

216 Penguins, in response to the increased public awareness, have stepped up their infiltration disguises significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

That is not a penguin. That is a huuumann. Of undetermined gender and with extreme mental illness.

Penguins are of sane bird mind and body.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

217 Lady in Black might look into that, reading Russian Revolution now

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (2JoB8)

218 Cats spend their time thusly..
1. Eating.
2. Sleeping.
3. Pooping.
4. Planning the murder of every human they encounter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
........

They fool us into letting them live off us by sitting in front of a gopher hole every once in a while.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

219 Pfizer produces a vaccine that doesn't work and kills people in large numbers, and gets paid tens of billions for it.

Big Oil produces a commodity actually necessary for food, clothing, fuel, pharmaceuticals and every other aspect of modern life, and Biden condemns them. As a side benefit to his anti-carbon idiocy, we get inflation and shortages.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:53 PM (537E3)

220 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 06:53 PM (arJlL)

221 >>>Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.

huh. I can't rule it out. Biden's a weirdo and his son is a self-destroyer. Sure acts like an abuse victim.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:53 PM (AkbRF)

222 We need more penguins in the world

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU)

223 215 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.
Posted by: chique l'African

I believe this is why his first wife drove into that intersection. She realized she was married to evil and wanted to save her family from him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (cQ/Ti)

224 And hedgehogs.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

225 Doesnt matter what the polling says in Oregon. The Democrat wins. Trust me.

DeSantis will veto a $35 (million) grant to the Tampa Bay Rays in light of the political stance they've taken against the second amendment.

I don't like this kind of political strong-arming people for a position they took BUT I also oppose states giving money to multi million dollar businesses like sports franchises, and until these companies stop crapping on everyone they need to be reminded to stay in their lane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

226 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Thanks; Sounds like a good choice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (l7p9i)

227 Everytown is Bloomberg's baby and Gates' money, IIRC. Maybe Paul Allen, too. They are the ones who pushed through universal background checks in WA, outlawing private sales. I am sure there are other infringements they have pressed.

F these guys and F the Rays.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (nByzo)

228 >>>Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.
================
chique, we have Ashley's testimony to Joe making her take naked showers with him. Probably Hunter too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (537E3)

229 I believe this is why his first wife drove into that intersection. She realized she was married to evil and wanted to save her family from him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 06:54 PM (cQ/Ti

That and Joe having an affair with Jill

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (bs+z0)

230 The reason it's Dicki is because it's not MAX.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

231 Plane lover looks like a female

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

232 Hunter was most likely introduces to sex way too early in life. Pre teens or teens.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (V13WU)

233 Oh, I put the probability of a hard life for that thing at 96%.

Oh she'll get it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (nxdel)

234 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter.
----------

Plausible if not extremely likely. Guy gets handsy *on camera* with little children and molested one underling that we know of.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (dscaa)

235 215 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.

it wouldn't surprise me if Joetato was abused by his car-salesman blowhard dad, and it went down the line (skipping Golden Boy Beau of course). all the crap fell on Hunter.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (w0NJk)

236 >>>elderly lesbian John Oliver

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (nByzo)

237 FenelonSpoke

Are you recovering relatively smoothly? Is so, that is an answer to many here praying. Even me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

238 what is wrong with Florida ? serious question.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM

Florida Man.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (RkC6l)

239 106
Some people NEED electroshock therapy.

Bring back the Mental Asylums.
Posted by: Soothsayer

*perks up*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (jn9fL)

240 Can anyone find French's Bronze Star citation?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (es0Dj)

241 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family
------

I'd bet it was Jill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (mwpJN)

242 Chin tilt. That's how i got married. Good thinking Ace.

Good play old boy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (F1oF5)

243 You can't discount that biden pedoed his son, because of the way he acts around children in public.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (8GBH4)

244 Wonder if plane chick does role playing while using the plane.... 'this is hangar, ready for parking'

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (/6GbT)

245 Early teens. Dan in government and all that. same with drugs.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (V13WU)

246 *dad

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:56 PM (V13WU)

247 Biden brings decency back to the WH

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:57 PM (dscaa)

248 >>>it wouldn't surprise me if Joetato was abused by his car-salesman blowhard dad, and it went down the line (skipping Golden Boy Beau of course). all the crap fell on Hunter.

I used to give that boy Royal Jelly handjobs -- enriched his skin with Vitamin E, gave him the sheen of a dot-Indian prince. Not a joke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:57 PM (AkbRF)

249 215 Tim Pool openly said he thinks Biden sexually abused Hunter. I'm not so sure about that, although I don't discount the possibility, but for sure some messed up stuff went/goes on in that family.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (rF64X)

No doubt. Enabling is horrible enough, but at this level it leads to Caligulaesque perversion and sickness.

"Hey, Dad, I'm going to hit the Chinese up for a cool million and buy sex slaves in Libya!"

"Save some back for me, and I'm not talking about just the 10 percent!"

These people are sick puppies and it is a travesty they represent a nation already ailing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 02, 2022 06:57 PM (nMx88)

250 I work with plane sized vibrators (normally called shakers) on occasion. For a low hundred million I could set her up with a pretty wild airplane ride on the ground. Sine wave sweeps from single digit Hz up to a few thousand some white noise and various gausian shifts. Find some nice first order harmonics for her. She might have to have a few accelerometers attached between her nodes but she seems freaky enough for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu)

251 I bet she really can't wait to walk down the aisle.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (dscaa)

252 I am completely bewilderfied that the little Deutch girl's dating life is unsatisfactory. /s
🙄
Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 02, 2022 06:49 PM (Rbu5d)
........

It must be pretty frustrating that she can't get it in past the wings.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

253 Plane lover looks like a female
Posted by: Skip

He does ?

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (arJlL)

254 RedMindBlueState

I see Darwin in the future, for most urban areas, and esp. Leftist states.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

255 I can see ol' porridge pants making the boy eat the contents of his diaper. Seems like they were all banging each other.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (ppBhU)

256 wth

** Snort **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

257 That could actually happen here. I could see myself taking this Deutche Nulle to prom.

Ace, you may want to get your eyes checked.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 06:59 PM (rF64X)

258 >>>It must be pretty frustrating that she can't get it in past the wings.

lol

could probably get *one* wing in if she angles it right

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:59 PM (AkbRF)

259 I used to give that boy Royal Jelly handjobs -- enriched his skin with Vitamin E, gave him the sheen of a dot-Indian prince. Not a joke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 06:57 PM (AkbRF)

Fuck I should have known.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (dscaa)

260 Half of the Starbucks baristas look like Sarah Rodo.

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (Vr12I)

261 I suspect Beau pulled a Lena Dunham on Hunter and he never recovered.

Tapping his brother's widow may have been more therapeutic than a score of Crack Cocaine MILFs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (BP3/z)

262 So, the Tampa Bay Rays threw a bunch of money at the Everytown Grifters -- because they're "big" -- in some feeble, virtue-signaling attempt at "solving gun violence"? Didn't we just go through two years of people throwing money at BLM for the exact same reason, to "fix racial inequity"? And the result was BLM getting multimillion-dollar homes and doing absolutely fuck-all for racism -- or even inner city black kids or businesses.

The Just Do Something brigade should have worked itself out of existence somewhere back in the 70s, but lefties refuse to learn anything.

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (gS3OW)

263 could probably get *one* wing in if she angles it right

Ouch

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (bs+z0)

264 Why oh why couldn't it be potatoes?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (dscaa)

265 >>>Ace, you may want to get your eyes checked.

as they say on home flipping shows, you have to see past the paint.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (AkbRF)

266 I see Darwin in the future, for most urban areas, and esp. Leftist states.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)
=============
After the Marine Corps celebrating Queer Month tweet, I think it likely our whole country is lined up for biblical levels of punishment, Darwin being only a start.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 07:00 PM (537E3)

267 The managers look like Tina Kotek.

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (Vr12I)

268
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (ENBF0)

269 Ace is right. Plane Girl would be a 1 if she had hair, no hardware in in her face, and better glasses.

Oh, and no fulminating schizophrenic psychosis. That's pretty important, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (bW8dp)

270 what is wrong with Florida ? serious question.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 06:43 PM
.........

Burmese pythons?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

271 Maybe already mentioned but...

Sturm, Ruger & Co., a gun maker whose institutional shareholders include BlackRock and Vanguard Group, will host its annual meeting next week at which it faces a shareholder proposal to require a "human rights impact assessment."

The proposal, calling for Sturm Ruger to conduct and publish a third-party review of the company's policies, practices and products, was filed last month by a group that includes nonprofit Catholic health system CommonSpirit Health, the Episcopal Church and the School Sisters of Notre Dame Cooperative Investment Fund. According to the filing, the assessment would also produce recommendations "for improving the human rights impacts of its policies, practices and products."

Note which fund is pushing this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (BFigT)

272 Window seats are extra.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2022 07:01 PM (8GBH4)

273 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

I have had some setbacks but I am very appreciative of the many prayers. I will know more next Wednesday. Thx for asking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (l7p9i)

274 Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all, and makes me wonder what was going on in her mind if she knew about Hunter's various kinks and well photographed indiscretions, and surely she did.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (4NlP1)

275 Definitely Burmese pythons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (537E3)

276 28 "Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend."

737 is a fine aircraft, but it's the DC-3 that I want to marry.
----
DC-3 = Dakota.
At the age of 4, I flew in one from Ciampino (Rome) to Entebbe, Uganda. Took 3 days as we stayed in hotels en rout at night.
I also flew in Dakotas from Mwanza, Tanzania to Nairobi and back three times a year for boarding school. Occasionally a Fokker-Friendship was used.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (qfLjt)

277 FenelonSpoke

Is this the cute young doctor? May the news be all good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

278
Do cats count as small animals? As the Horde knows, a month ago 2 of them f**ked my shit up to the tune of a $23,000 hospital bill ($600 oop).
Posted by: SFGoth

Was it a gang thing?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (87zeW)

279
Do cats count as small animals? As the Horde knows, a month ago 2 of them f**ked my shit up to the tune of a $23,000 hospital bill ($600 oop).
Posted by: SFGoth

Did you owe them money?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (87zeW)

280 Missiles would work better. Is she familiar with the X-15?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)

281 Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all
====================
Did he marry her? I think he just gave her the good old Biden fuselage. And her teen daughter too, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (537E3)

282 24 Tragic story out of Florida. A mom and 2 kids were parasailing, the winds kicked up and started to drag the boat plus parasailers toward a bridge.
So the captain of the boat cut the line, and the mom and 2 kids crashed onto the bridge, killing the mom and injuring the kids.
The mind reels...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 02, 2022 06:20 PM

It's obvious that we need common-sense parasailing control legislation. If it saves only one life...

Also, the mind might reel, but the ship didn't.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (NCgXW)

283 274 Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all, and makes me wonder what was going on in her mind if she knew about Hunter's various kinks and well photographed indiscretions, and surely she did.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (4NlP1)

She's also a crackhead isn't she?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (b2nrj)

284
Biden considering an oil and gas windfall tax.
Posted by: It's happening

How about odd and even days?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

285 She's also a crackhead isn't she?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (b2nrj)

Don't know about her but his sister is

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (bs+z0)

286 This chick falling in love with a 737 is just weird. An A-10 would shape her the hell right up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (537E3)

287 Joe Biden molested his daughter, French kissed his grand daughter and touches other young girls inappropriately on a regular basis.

So he is a pedo molests family too...but it does look like he only molests girls - because I haven't seen videos of him touching boys like he does girls.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (ESjRY)

288 Florida is pretty livable, right ? They have food and water there, right? I mean I visited a number of times (mostly south), and they had food and water...but to live vs visit..that is the eternal conundrum. It is always different when you actually live someplace.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (V13WU)

289 David French puts the jag off in JAG Officer.

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2022 07:05 PM (gS3OW)

290 A certain ZZ Top song just popped up in my head.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2022 07:05 PM (8GBH4)

291 > Did he marry her? I think he just gave her the good old Biden fuselage. And her teen daughter too, iirc.

Yep. And I'll bet you dollars to donuts that Hunter has found his way into Frau Doktor Jill's bunny hole on more than one occasion.

That family could have a dedicated PornHub channel all to itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 07:05 PM (bW8dp)

292 @281: "Did he marry her?"

Oops, yeah. I think maybe they were engaged for awhile? Something more than a basic affair. He ended up marrying someone he met in rehab and knew for a few weeks. I forgot about that twist 'cause I try to keep these details outta my head.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (4NlP1)

293 Canards are right out!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (0fVbu)

294 Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all

--

He did say he had a thing for "lonely widows."

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (sVtYq)

295 She nicknamed her hooha "Macho Grande"

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (dscaa)

296 And I bet you anything that Biden thinks he is totes going to heaven when he takes his dirt nap.

Posted by: kraken at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (Vr12I)

297 Biden Family Reunions are just Aristocrat jokes without the wholesomeness.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (AkbRF)

298 Why couldn't Sarah find a good German plane to fall in love with, like the Stuka...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (ckul5)

299 The neighbors cat just walked into my yard and started digging. I've seen him do it before in different spots. I don't think he is going to the bathroom...do cats dig for other reasons?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 07:06 PM (ESjRY)

300 Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all, and makes me wonder what was going on in her mind if she knew about Hunter's various kinks and well photographed indiscretions, and surely she did.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (4NlP1)
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I don't think he married her, he banged her. They had an affair.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (llXky)

301 How do I know you're a lesbian? Because when you are sexually attracted to a 737, it's not even the 737-MAX.

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (gS3OW)

302 47 @25

>>And the first woman looks like a well put together professional gay person

You mean a dyke, but not a bull dyke.

You allude to the bison dyke?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (qfLjt)

303 288 Florida is pretty livable, right ? They have food and water there, right? I mean I visited a number of times (mostly south), and they had food and water...but to live vs visit..that is the eternal conundrum. It is always different when you actually live someplace.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (V13WU)

We bought a farm there for these reasons

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (9otr5)

304 What it tells black women -- really, all people, period -- is "don't shit where Johny Depp sleeps."

If we can't poop in Johnny Depp's bed, it's like Selma all over again.

---

That's why I come here every day. It's like that sandbox in the rich kids' neighborhood park where you regularly dig up a lost and forgotten GI Joe or Hess truck.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (+R5dc)

305
Maybe it's just me, but Hunter marrying his tragically dead brother's widow seems creepiest of all, and makes me wonder what was going on in her mind if she knew about Hunter's various kinks and well photographed indiscretions, and surely she did.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

He didn't marry her - he merely banged her. He later married someone else. Where Arkansas Biden Baby fits in that timeline, I do not know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (pNxlR)

306 Plane girl gives new meaning to the term 'landing strip.'

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (sVtYq)

307 These people are sick puppies and it is a travesty they represent a nation already ailing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 02, 2022 06:57 PM (nMx8

He shared a link to porn with his dad.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (rF64X)

308 Watch this clip from Matt Walsh's documentary. I've seen interviews with cult members before. The airy fairy voice. The complete rejection of objective reality. The condescending, "I can't believe you don't know these things" attitude.

This woman is a cult member.

https://bit.ly/3tdG9lh

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (i0wNm)

309 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 07:02 PM (u82oZ

This is the cancer surgeon who is fairly cute but a woman so it doesn't do me much good.

The cute Dr is the cardiologist who is not that young-maybe in his late 40s but I don't see him for a while now

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (l7p9i)

310 AFAIK Hunter never married his brother's widow, he just enjoyed plowing her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (ckul5)

311 Woo! 308 baby!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (i0wNm)

312 makes me wonder what was going on in her mind if she knew about Hunter's various kinks and well photographed indiscretions, and surely she did.

And I'm sure the thought of all this sordidness never (no, never!) crossed Hunter's mind while Beau was still breathing.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (FyHyH)

313 @305: "Where Arkansas Biden Baby fits in that timeline, I do not know."

Roughly one year before the rehab wife.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (4NlP1)

314 "One-fifth of Ukrainian territory is under Russia’s control, with Donbas “almost entirely destroyed,” Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said while addressing Luxembourg's lawmakers on Thursday."

(for math challenged , 1/5 = 20 %)

Is he about to ask for a TRILLION DOLLARS ???

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

315 Yep. And I'll bet you dollars to donuts that Hunter has found his way into Frau Doktor Jill's bunny hole on more than one occasion.

That family could have a dedicated PornHub channel all to itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 07:05 PM (bW8dp)
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Who says they don't? I bet it's included with the Epstein Network membership.

Problem is, one you're in, you're REALLY in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)

316 One of Beaus kids is named Hunter.

Maybe they didn't wait for Beau to die.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (9otr5)

317 News from 2004: Bush can't be president. His daughters drink at 20!

News from 2016: Trump can't be president he said his daughter was beautiful!

News from 2022: What a Biden and his son, and his daughter, and his grand daughter do in their privacy of their bedrooms is their own business!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (ESjRY)

318 Missiles would work better. Is she familiar with the X-15?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)
........

A Saturn V launch would rock her world.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

319 I think it is closer to 1/3 ...but let's go with his estimate.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

320 An A-10 would shape her the hell right up.

Lockheed Constellation (" Connie ")

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (bKoeu)

321 The Daily Beast
@thedailybeast
BREAKING: Multiple people were shot at the funeral for 20-year-old Da'Shontay L. King, according to information from Racine police and attendees.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (NpAcC)

322 @316: "One of Beaus kids is named Hunter. "

Umm, yeah, more weirdness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (4NlP1)

323 Plane girl gives new meaning to the term 'landing strip.'
Posted by: Lady in Black

Gives new meaning to the term "mental illness".

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 07:09 PM (9/IXG)

324 280 Missiles would work better. Is she familiar with the X-15?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)

She may enjoy the X-3 Stiletto. Or the Blue Origin New Shepard.

Posted by: Not Joe at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (K+62O)

325 I'm actually surprised there isn't a manga about Japanese school girls who also are hangers. Isn't there some series that has girls as battle ships? Not like climbing into big robots that turn into battleships which I'm sure there are a billion of. But I thought there was one where girls are actually ships.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (0fVbu)

326 President of Chile calls for gub confiscation.

Posted by: Hmmm at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (Etviv)

327 Clinton Bush Obama Biden is just a parade of the worst scumbags imaginable.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (dscaa)

328 A Good German daughter of Bilitis would go for authenticity and use a zeppelin dildo.

Full-size.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (bW8dp)

329 Plane girl gives new meaning to the term 'landing strip.'
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2022 07:07 PM (sVtYq)
........

That plane always comes in a bit low.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

330 Any PHOTOS of plane girls cockpit on Hunters laptop? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (cCxiu)

331 They exhausted villain cops and BLM chicanery, and are not pushing "shootinzz and gunzzz1!!" pre-election.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (V13WU)

332 325 I'm actually surprised there isn't a manga about Japanese school girls who also are hangers. Isn't there some series that has girls as battle ships? Not like climbing into big robots that turn into battleships which I'm sure there are a billion of. But I thought there was one where girls are actually ships.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (0fVbu)

Yeah there's one about ships, that was pretty famous for a while I think.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (b2nrj)

333 So he is a pedo molests family too...but it does look like he only molests girls - because I haven't seen videos of him touching boys like he does girls.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 07:04 PM (ESjRY)

288 Florida is pretty livable, right ? They have

I've seen a couple of those, but yeah, predominantly girls.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (rF64X)

334 He shared a link to porn with his dad.

Yeah, that's just gay and unwholesome. Should have had the decency to share it with mom or stepmom or whatever Jill is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (ppBhU)

335 Dems "gun control" proposals includes a proposal to define magazines of capacity 10+ as "high capacity" and ban them.

I've no idea what percentage of magazines in existence this would ban, but my WAG is over 95%.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (i0wNm)

336 The X-3 under thrust would probably split Sarah from stem to stern.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (ckul5)

337 I work with plane sized vibrators (normally called shakers) on occasion. For a low hundred million I could set her up with a pretty wild airplane ride on the ground. Sine wave sweeps from single digit Hz up to a few thousand some white noise and various gausian shifts. Find some nice first order harmonics for her. She might have to have a few accelerometers attached between her nodes but she seems freaky enough for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu)

That's some pretty bold-sexy talk. The chicks are probably lining up outside your house to 'ride the lightning'. In 3 part harmony.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (F0YaR)

338 I love Texas too much too leave, but that DeSantis is a major pull to Florida. Dayum.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM (oWBc3)

339 @334: "... or whatever Jill is."

Besides a doctor?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:12 PM (4NlP1)

340 The 19th was a mistake.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 07:12 PM (ybIRR)

341 Kaitan is the battleship themed anime.

Then there is Upotte! which is ecchi and every girl is a different type of military battle rifle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (ckul5)

342 She also might like the Bezos Blue Origin PenisMobile.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

343
From Walsh dialogue: "Does a chicken have a gender identity?"

Not crazy, nosiree!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (pNxlR)

344 I'm actually surprised there isn't a manga about Japanese school girls who also are hangers. Isn't there some series that has girls as battle ships? Not like climbing into big robots that turn into battleships which I'm sure there are a billion of. But I thought there was one where girls are actually ships.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM

Not aware of that one, but there is an anime series of Japanese girls in WWII tanks.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (bVYXr)

345 I wonder if plane girl's father is going to give her away and walk her down the aisle.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (NpAcC)

346 338 I love Texas too much too leave, but that DeSantis is a major pull to Florida. Dayum.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM

When I win the Georgia Governorship (again), you'll feel some major gravitational pull to my great state!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (NCgXW)

347 Then there is Upotte! which is ecchi and every girl is a different type of military battle rifle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (ckul5)
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Legend of the Overfiend has her covered. Literally.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (llXky)

348 This woman is a cult member.

https://bit.ly/3tdG9lh
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 07:08 PM (i0wNm)

People like that only begin to approach reality after they've been pistol whipped a few times. She's so far into it that the lesson would probably have to be administered daily for several months before it sunk it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (trdmm)

349
zelensky is like a door-to-door, or country-to-country, salesman for a massive Go Fund Me scam.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (87zeW)

350 Well that's just plane crazy.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:15 PM (vrz2I)

351 zelensky is like a door-to-door, or country-to-country, salesman for a massive Go Fund Me scam.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (87zeW)
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He's basically asking the world to give him twice the Ukraine's annual GDP with no controls on where it goes.

Neat gig if you cant get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2022 07:16 PM (llXky)

352 >President of Chile calls for gub confiscation.
Posted by: Hmmm at June 02, 2022 07:10 PM (Etviv)

Sure backslid from Pinochet pretty quickly, huh?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 07:16 PM (kdUPz)

353 Dems "gun control" proposals includes a proposal to define magazines of capacity 10+ as "high capacity" and ban them.

I've no idea what percentage of magazines in existence this would ban, but my WAG is over 95%.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 07:11 PM

Good luck trying to ban them. There are probably about 300,000,000 "high capacity" magazines in circulation in the US at this point. I have at least 50 magazines that can hold over 10 rounds just by myself and I am a piker when it comes to that stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 07:16 PM (bVYXr)

354 She should have fallen in love with a BV 141, more her style.

Posted by: william kessler at June 02, 2022 07:16 PM (M6NUl)

355 341 Kaitan is the battleship themed anime.

Then there is Upotte! which is ecchi and every girl is a different type of military battle rifle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:13 PM (ckul5)

Girls und Panzer for the win

Posted by: Not Joe at June 02, 2022 07:17 PM (a/d6t)

356 Bison can tip the scales (Or rather crush the scale) at over 2000 pounds. Petting one is unwise.

Do y'all imagine her singing like a Disney Princess as she flew through the air?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at June 02, 2022 07:17 PM (4TZI4)

357 At the BBQ, in Houston, where I often eat, they have a stuffed Bison. It is huge, more than 6 feet tall at the shoulder. Its head is about the size of an average human's body. I have to wonder where she intended to pet that creature.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 02, 2022 07:17 PM (ZEHVO)

358 I think even Urostojoki would be telling Sarah, "girl! you too weird."

Now Demon City Shinjuku or Goku: Midnight Eye...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:17 PM (ckul5)

359
She has also been in love with a train.

I'll bet she 'as! I'll bet she 'as!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2022 07:17 PM (pNxlR)

360 >>>I wonder if plane girl's father is going to give her away and walk her down the aisle.

>They're NOT going to taxi down the tarmac, it's too much like foreplay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (BP3/z)

361 I'm going to address a turkey . . . or maybe a letter? Oh, the national.

Posted by: Sponge Brain Shit Pants at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (BOJAx)

362 When I was a kid I think I was sexually attracted to the F104 Starfighter after I saw one do a flyover of my hometown. Maybe I'm just a bit attracted to it even now. Not sexually, of course.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (Qhnrt)

363 She probably was sexually in love with Thomas the Train

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (ckul5)

364 My life sucks

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (eGTCV)

365 "She has also been in love with a train.
I'll bet she 'as! I'll bet she 'as!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars"

Next comes Automobiles. Maybe a nice Studebaker.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:18 PM (vrz2I)

366 Has she ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM (dscaa)

367 My life sucks
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Do you at least get eggs from the chickens?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

368 What happened, northern?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM (dscaa)

369 I only paid $600 out of pocket.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM (KAi1n)

370
If Hunter is into MILF crack cocaine porn, he should just head on over to Cass Sunstein's house and bang the redhead scarecrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM (s2VJv)

371 Has she ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:19 PM

Has she ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (bVYXr)

372 She has also been in love with a train.
........

Football team or basketball?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

373 Sarah needs to discover the art of Sorayama Hajime..

Or maybe not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (ckul5)

374 @353: "Good luck trying to ban them."

Someone somewhere will legislate harsh mandatory sentences for those high capacity magazines, then we'll see racial disparities in enforcement for the sake of equity and social justice, meaning punitive enforcement outside of big cities.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (4NlP1)

375 95 All of these worthless masters and PhD programs require the publication of "research" as part of graduation requirements. Watered down useless degrees beget watered down useless research.
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That!
Any "profession" that has Science or Sciences in its name and is not STEM is deluding its practitioners.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (qfLjt)

376 My sister once fell in love with a tractor.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (vrz2I)

377 INTRODUCING

University of California at Santa Cruz
Banana Slugs

www.ucsc.edu/about/mascot.html

Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (xcd1u)

378 Don't worry, the GOPe will Fight For You to ensure that the mag ban is only for 11+ round capacity.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 07:21 PM (kdUPz)

379 My sister once fell in love with a tractor.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (vrz2I)

Was she featured in the documentary "Drop Dead Gorgeous?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 02, 2022 07:22 PM (x8Wzq)

380 366 Has she ever seen a grown man naked?
Posted by: ...

Yes. Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 02, 2022 07:22 PM (sAmhv)

381 They always make those magazines black
they do that for a reason
racist

Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2022 07:23 PM (xcd1u)

382 I wonder if plane girl's father is going to give her away and walk her down the aisle.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Family is probably thrilled, they only have to serve peanuts and pretzels at the reception.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2022 07:23 PM (pkAcY)

383 My sister once fell in love with a tractor.

Did she get a John Deere letter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:23 PM (ckul5)

384 INTRODUCING

University of California at Santa Cruz
Banana Slugs

www.ucsc.edu/about/mascot.html
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (xcd1u)
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Vincent in Pulp Fiction wears a Banana Slugs shirt when they're forced to change clothes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2022 07:24 PM (aaGzp)

385
Family is probably thrilled, they only have to serve peanuts and pretzels at the reception.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Only bottled water, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2022 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

386 Family is probably thrilled, they only have to serve peanuts and pretzels at the reception.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2022 07:23 PM (pkAcY)

Ha!

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 02, 2022 07:24 PM (rF64X)

387 "Did she get a John Deere letter?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

I was glad she ditched him. He was a nut Case.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:24 PM (vrz2I)

388 >>>At the BBQ, in Houston, where I often eat, they have a stuffed Bison. It is huge, more than 6 feet tall at the shoulder.

>Bison have no problem tunneling thru 12' of snow. There's a reason they're anatomically configured the way they are.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2022 07:24 PM (BP3/z)

389 She got to keep the Cat.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:25 PM (vrz2I)

390 @353

>>I have at least 50 magazines that can hold over 10 rounds just by myself and I am a piker when it comes to that stuff.

Had... You mean had, tragically all lost in a series of unfortunate boating accidents.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 07:25 PM (AzSg4)

391
Family is probably thrilled, they only have to serve peanuts and pretzels at the reception.
Posted by: screaming in digital

The "boys' night out" bachelor party will make "Top Gun" look like a finishing school social.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2022 07:25 PM (pNxlR)

392 @341 Then there is Upotte! which is ecchi and every girl is a different type of military battle rifle.

----

There's also a mobile game - Girls Front Line - with the same idea. Though not explicitly ecchi.

Posted by: junior at June 02, 2022 07:26 PM (1df0h)

393 Someone somewhere will legislate harsh mandatory sentences for those high ~~capacity magazines~~magazine clips, then we'll see racial disparities in enforcement for the sake of equity and social justice, meaning punitive enforcement outside of big cities.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:20 PM (4NlP1)
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Corrected for SJW terminology.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2022 07:26 PM (aaGzp)

394 Boating accidents in unexpectedly deep water.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:26 PM (4NlP1)

395 At Sturgis one year I was there, an old farmer had a baby bison he was leading around on a rope. I petted him. He was huge for a baby. He raised them for meat.

No way in hell would I get near a wild one.

Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2022 07:27 PM (E0NVW)

396 So when is Joe gonna tell us he's taking Our guns ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2022 07:27 PM (bs+z0)

397 Aren't we due for Biden's eloquence? Or one hour from now?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 07:27 PM (4NlP1)

398 24 Tragic story out of Florida. A mom and 2 kids were parasailing, the winds kicked up and started to drag the boat plus parasailers toward a bridge.

i was going to link that in here. It's terrible.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 06:24 PM (AkbRF)

Went parasailing once. Terrifying experience. My kid's safety halter was not working. We held on to each other for dear life screaming for them to bring in the line. Of course from the boat, it just looked like we were yelling and having fun. Horrifying.
Never again.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (Hswbs)

399 >>> Well that's just plane crazy.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:15 PM (vrz2I)

Long before a lot of the reality shows there was a series on pbs called "plane crazy" where a guy tries to design and build a plane in a ridiculously short time. Like a few weeks or something. You see him mentally break on camera. It was something.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (0fVbu)

400 You know on second thought maybe our betters in NYC and DC are right and we should call Putin's nuclear bluff. I mean...can't be worse then right now can it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 06:52 PM (ESjRY)

I'm up for a good fallout 3 existence.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (VwHCD)

401 Police release video reenactment using actors of Tulsa shooting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJLoobUUEdo

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (yikp0)

402 I wonder if plane girl's father is going to give her away and walk her down the aisle.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2022 07:14 PM (NpAcC)

That thing has a father?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)

403 Went parasailing once. Terrifying experience. My kid's safety halter was not working. We held on to each other for dear life screaming for them to bring in the line. Of course from the boat, it just looked like we were yelling and having fun. Horrifying.
Never again.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (Hswbs)

Ugh that's awful.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (dscaa)

404 Then there is Ultimate Girls where the sentai hero during a battle with kaiju accidentally kills three high school girls. He brings them back to life by granting his powers to them. So now they become the monster fighters but there is a catch. As the fight progresses, their costumes start to vanish. And the hero is reduced to being a power up baton that looks suspiciously like a dildo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (ckul5)

405 At Sturgis one year I was there, an old farmer had a baby bison he was leading around on a rope. I petted him. He was huge for a baby. He raised them for meat.

No way in hell would I get near a wild one.
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2022 07:27 PM (E0NVW)
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Makes you respect the guys who would cut them out of the herd on horseback and shoot them at point-blank range.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2022 07:29 PM (aaGzp)

406 404 Then there is Ultimate Girls where the sentai hero during a battle with kaiju accidentally kills three high school girls. He brings them back to life by granting his powers to them. So now they become the monster fighters but there is a catch. As the fight progresses, their costumes start to vanish. And the hero is reduced to being a power up baton that looks suspiciously like a dildo.

hmm. i wonder if netflix has it.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 02, 2022 07:30 PM (v3pYe)

407 When is Rapey McStinkfingers supposed to stutter out his gun confiscation plans? Today, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

408 "As the fight progresses, their costumes start to vanish."

That's quite a concept. Is there perhaps mud or jello involved?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2022 07:30 PM (vrz2I)

409 nood biden speech

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2022 07:30 PM (AkbRF)

410 If DeSantis loses reelection, close up shop. Country will be lost forever

Posted by: BillBixby at June 02, 2022 07:31 PM (nPGg6)

411 138 I wonder what the nose of that model 747 smells like?

Cat food, fishy cat food? Fartclam smell would be a close second.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 07:31 PM (qfLjt)

412 It was four weeks, Robert X. Cringely was the guy, and it aired in 97. I had just started working at Boeing a year before as my first real job and my nerd friends and I would all watch the series together.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:32 PM (0fVbu)

413 How about we all tell our legislators "Hell No."?

Stop what you are doing. Right the heeling ship, put collision mats on the holes, strengthen the flooding boundaries with shoring, and put out the fires.

Return to Operation Wetback from President Eisenhower, build a wall, deport the useless thugs, and make no bail go away and imprison offenders until trial.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2022 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

414 nood

perv

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2022 07:32 PM (0fVbu)

415 Don't trust Upotte! for anything gun related. Especially for gun safety.

https://youtu.be/xmoasrigkQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:33 PM (ckul5)

416 I bet wherever that sports team is based has a massive gun crime / murder problem, and that it's almost exclusively black people involved.

Fix that, then you can talk about things outside of your town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 02, 2022 07:33 PM (c1p4Y)

417 404 Then there is Ultimate Girls where the sentai hero during a battle with kaiju accidentally kills three high school girls. He brings them back to life by granting his powers to them. So now they become the monster fighters but there is a catch. As the fight progresses, their costumes start to vanish. And the hero is reduced to being a power up baton that looks suspiciously like a dildo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 07:28 PM (ckul5)

Isn't this pretty much all anime?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 07:33 PM (9otr5)

418 dude, that's it. DeSantis is the new God-Emperor in waiting.

Deleting the Ray's $35M gift because they went woke?

Can't wait for him, as potus, to help strip disney of their copyrights and have mlb bend the knee to keep their anti-trust exemption.

I want a straight pride month. and a Christian pride month.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 02, 2022 07:35 PM (OuH7W)

419 152 The plane chick is a chick? Do we know this for sure?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 02, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

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Is there a biologist in the house?
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Will an oyster-sexer do?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 02, 2022 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

420 On the bright side, tonight is a provincial election here in Ontario so our news-stations are carrying that instead of Deadeye Joe's speech.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)

421 Nobody ever wants to get with me 'cause I'm not "streamlined." I'm so lonely.

Posted by: Model lunar module at June 02, 2022 07:38 PM (+R5dc)

422 @325 Isn't there some series that has girls as battle ships?

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It started with "mobile suit girls", which were basically cute anime-style girls drawn wearing armor that looks like the mobile suits (giant robots) from Mobile Suit Gundam. Those were just illustrations, though, with no other content attached. It's caught on and spread into other vehicles. There are two prominent warship girl mobile games. The first is the Japanese game Kantai Collection, which has had guys that fight awfully similar to the USN in WW2... The other - and the most popular - is a Chinese game called Azure Lane. Both games have had lackluster anime series based on the respective properties.

Posted by: junior at June 02, 2022 07:41 PM (1df0h)

423 Can anyone find French's Bronze Star citation?

Will a purple heart for a paper cut suffice?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 02, 2022 07:51 PM (cCxiu)

424 377: Evergreen State has a "burrowing clam" for its mascot. a geoduck named Speedy.

Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2022 07:56 PM (dS5zT)

425 I'm up for a good fallout 3 existence.

I've been planning my whole life around that since the dog eater got elected the first time.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 02, 2022 07:57 PM (cCxiu)

426 Of course Democrats addre against the Florida map, because a white Democrat is hoping to lose his seat to a new black Democrat congressman, and Democrats hate that most of all.

Why do you doubt David French's culinary history? He clearly had missiles shooting by his head, but missiles just happens tp be a nickname for the dongs of the 12 year olds he was screwing.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 02, 2022 08:26 PM (oGB6/)

427 Woke MLB. I just canceled my MLB.tv subscription.

Posted by: Aikido2kyu at June 02, 2022 09:02 PM (Xbrh+)

428 67 That 737 model plane is the second biggest dildo I have ever seen.

The goal is to see if you can get it in far enough to get to the coach section.

Posted by: MW at June 02, 2022 09:11 PM (LJrwl)

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