With Professor Bumbles Complaining About His Underlings Walking Back His Strong (Deranged) Statements, His Befuddled Spokesidiot Tries a New Strategy: Pretending She Doesn't Know What He Said, So She's In No Position to Correct His Gaffes

Just might work.

First, from America's Paper of Prophecy:

So over the weekend, Joe Biden lied again. Or confabulated. He is a senile old man and he is constantly inventing exciting new details about his past, all of which paint him in the heroic light he'd like to remember himself in when his life flashes in front of his eyes in a short while.

It's unclear how much of this is deliberate, conscious lying and how much is just his deteriorating brain misfiling his old daydreams and fantasies as actual historical facts about himself.

The latest claim was that he was "appointed" to the US Naval Academy at Annapolis in 1965, presumably to get his college education before serving as a naval officer.

The problem is, besides the fact that no one has ever heard of this before (including Joe Biden, who has never once mentioned it before, despite all the bragging he does about himself, including in his biographies): He graduated from college in 1965.

So why was he "appointed" to Annapolis? For graduate studies? So he could get his graduate degree before serving as a graduate-degree holding lieutenant j.g.?

Also, another small problem: Annapolis doesn't offer graduate degrees at all.

What the actual fuh?

President Biden told graduating midshipmen at the Naval Academy Friday that he applied to the school in 1965 -- but a quick check of his biography shows problems with the story.
Biden said he applied to Annapolis with a letter from then-Delaware Sen. J. Caleb Boggs, but the year he cited -- 1965 -- is the same year he graduated from the University of Delaware. The academy doesn't offer graduate degrees.
"I was told the Class of '72 is here. I was appointed to the academy in 1965 by a senator who I was running against in 1972 -- never planned it that way. I wasn't old enough to be sworn in. I was only 29 years old when I was running," Biden said.
"He was a fine man. His name is J. Caleb Boggs," the president went on. "I didn't come to the academy because I wanted to be a football star. And you had a guy named [Roger] Staubach and [Joe] Bellino here. So I went to Delaware."

Oh My Stars and Garters, he's back on the Football Hero Fantasy.

Even the leftwing Huffington Post, in attempting to defend Biden from "rightwing bloggers," offers the feeble defense that Biden did play football for the University of Delaware -- Briefly. As a freshman. He never played varsity.

He routinely talks about "playing" other colleges but what he really means is that Delaware University played those colleges while he cheered from the stands. Or watched on TV.

But yeah, he was gonna go to Annapolis and be the next Roger Staubach.

Bellino and Staubach are the only two Navy football players to win the Heisman Trophy as the best college football players in America. Bellino won the award in 1960, while Staubach did so in 1963.
"But all kidding aside," Biden continued on Friday, "the best line of the debate was after it's all over, the announcer, the questioner -- who was a good guy, but supported my opponent, who was a good man as well, I might add -- and he said, 'Sen. Boggs, is there anything else you want to say?' And he said, 'Yes, just one thing.' And he took the microphone. He said, 'You know, Joe, if you accepted my commission to the -- my appointment to the academy,' he said, 'you'd still have one year and three months' active duty and I'd have no problems right now.'"
It's unclear if Biden has told the story before, but it surprised political journalists who have covered his many campaigns and his presidency. Biden's 2008 autobiography "Promises to Keep" does not mention the Naval Academy.
Spokespeople for the White House and academy did not immediately respond to The Post's request for additional information.

Or later. As we'll see.

The US military was heavily involved in the Vietnam War by the mid-1960s and had Biden attended the academy, he would have had to serve in the Navy upon graduation.

Here's a reason to doubt that Biden sought a commission at Annapolis: He sought a string of deferments to get him out of service in Vietnam, claiming he was unfit for service due to asthma.

Which also would have kept him out of Annapolis. Because, get this: They don't let you into the military service academies if you will be unfit to subsequently complete the required military service.

It's kind of a package deal, see.

Biden received five student draft deferments during his four years at the University of Delaware and subsequent three years at Syracuse University College of Law.
After Biden graduated law school in 1968, he reportedly was deemed unfit for military service by citing childhood asthma. His memoir doesn't mention the condition while describing his football exploits or his work as a lifeguard. A report released in November by his doctor also doesn't mention asthma.

So Karine Jean-Pierre was asked about this startling new revelation about the 79-year-old man, about whom we thought we'd heard all the anecdotes there were to hear, and about whom we thought we'd read all the tough-guy military-adjacent stories there were to read.

And Karine Jean-Pierre is no dummy. Well she is very much a dummy. She's stone-cold stupid. She's a turnip.

But in this moment she's no dummy. She remembered that her boss, the Fake President, is getting very angry about his underlings correcting his stupid blunders and gaffes, and she doesn't want to get fired and have to go work for Joy Reid again.

She says she can't comment on this startling new Almost In War Story of Joe Biden's, because she just didn't hear about it.

They haven't issued that promised statement on the veracity of his claim yet. I wouldn't hold your breaths waiting for it.

Biden also spoke to the Coast Guard and that was quite a misadventure too.

Biden talked about the importance that the Coast Guard might have in the Arctic, something I was glad to hear him say. President Donald Trump was very interested in protecting our interests in the Arctic. He didn't get nearly enough credit for being on top of that. Not enough people have been paying attention to Russia's moves in the Arctic, but Trump was paying attention. But as Biden continued his comments on the Arctic, he started speaking about the involvement of the Coast Guard in dealing with climate change "as the Arctic melts." This was some jumble of words.

Joe Biden discusses the "increasingly prominent role" that the U.S. Coast Guard will play in fighting climate change. pic.twitter.com/qDG89Dd82y
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 1, 2022

"Literally" becomes "li'illy" because the speech center of his brain is degraded and he cannot pronounce most combinations of consonants. So he omits most consonants.

This is not a one-off. He does this with any word containing consonant clusters like "nstr" or even just "tr." He can say "st;" that's an easy one. Pretty much all others get omitted or slurred.

You know, it's that stutter.

At about five minutes into his remarks, he also seemed to have a weird space out, where he seemed to lose where he was on the teleprompter or lose a line. I'm not quite sure what happened as he talks about the Coast Guard being central to the country's Indo-Pacific strategy.
"Building partnerships with nations throughout the region. To take on illegally and unreported and unregulated fishing," Biden said. Then his brain seemed to break again as he turns his head to the right and looks at the teleprompter not seeming to understand what he is saying. "Reported... shared threats... that conduct and coordinate human-environmental missions." What was he even trying to say here?

It's bad form to mock the aged in most contexts but this man is supposed to be the Commander in Chief. He doesn't even have command of the basic faculties of spoken language, let alone sustained coherent thought.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (4NlP1)

2 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (Qy7kP)

3 Who doesn't need an entire staff clarifying every remark?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

4 Bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

5 He turned down that appointment to drive a big rig.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (ppBhU)

6 I like it when Punch conks Judy on the head.

Posted by: Guy watching a puppet show at June 02, 2022 03:02 PM (vrz2I)

7 Rumors out of Washington that "moderate", that is "sellout" senators have already cut a deal to take away your 2A rights. You know who the suspects are: Graham, McConnell, Cornyn, Collins, Murkowski, Romney and others.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (voHIS)

8 I can't believe Ace keeps picking on this poor, hapless stutterer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (ppBhU)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

10
Spokesdolt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (pNxlR)

11 Just announced meat puppet to address the nation tonight about gun control or whatever will take peoples mind off prices while they sit around the kitchen table. That will work for about 30 minutes or until they have to go to the store. Or they have to burn that kitchen table for fuel.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (MxEKc)

12 >>>but a quick check of his biography shows problems with the story.

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What a load of horse crap. If this was Trump, or any R, it would be front page news with 24-hour cable news coverage: "BIDEN LIES ABOUT SERVICE!!!"

But no... Biden didn't lie. In fact, there are no problems with Biden. There are problems "with the story."

I'm so f'ing tired of this.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:04 PM (VJsqe)

13 What a joke. And the joke is on us.

Fuck joe biden and fuck everyone who voted for him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (tQrL+)

14 That's nothin'. I scored FOUR touchdowns in one game for Polk HS back in Chicago.

Posted by: Al Bundy at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (IQuyA)

15 J. Caleb Bogg sounds like the Congressman for Dogpatch in L'il Abner.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

16 Biden is a veritable Al Bundy.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (rJ48h)

17 Commander in Chief.

But but "chief" iz H8speech!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (bKoeu)

18 He's not even "pleasantly demented," as we say in the medical trade...

Posted by: Dr, Mabuse at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (Qrct5)

19 He's a legend in his own mind. Sad pathetic old man.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (nxdel)

20 Then, he went into the Oval Office and began his nap.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (537E3)

21 A word salad from Lettuce Brain. How apropos.

Hopefully he doesn't conflate "nuclear" with a phrase like "new and clear" when talking about actions against Russia.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:06 PM (voHIS)

22 @16: "Biden is a veritable Al Bundy."

Biden wouldn't last two weeks as a shoe salesman without arrest.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:06 PM (4NlP1)

23 >>>Pretending She Doesn't Know What He Said At All, So She's In No

How anyone "thought" projecting the image of an incompetent DEI candidate rather than the image of a faithful house servant mindlessly agreeing to the insane bumblings of a dementia patient was an upgrade is hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (nByzo)

24 Ernest T. Bass > J. Caleb Bogg

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

25 At some point in order to avoid wars we're going to need to clarify to other countries that our foreign policy is being run by rivalrous factions in the bureaucracy (namely the State Department and Pentagon).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (b2nrj)

26 He graduate from law school in 1965. When did he do all that truck driving?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

27 It'll be fun when everyone who defended Biden's brain switches sides and claim they always knew he was a brain-damaged old fart.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (kdUPz)

28 JFC. A real press would have this clown 25th'ed already.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

29 Just let him eat his ice cream, dammit!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (537E3)

30
After Biden graduated law school in 1968, he reportedly was deemed unfit for military service by citing childhood asthma.

What, no appeal to his "go to" excuse of his lifelong stutter? Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

31 It's been said here many times: His family is to blame for forcing him into this situation. Well, maybe he was too, but he might well have been unable to understand the hard work involved in being even a bad president. Jill and those closest to him, who did know, should have dissuaded him from running.

But Jill has a Will to Power, or at least Glory, that rivals Hillary's. "I'll be . . . FIRST LADY!!!" And all moral considerations went out the window.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

32 Reporter?: Can you show me where the Arctic is on this map?

Lettuce Brain: Look fat, you want to have a push-up contest or a spelling bee?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (voHIS)

33 Rumors out of Washington that "moderate", that is "sellout" senators have already cut a deal to take away your 2A rights. You know who the suspects are: Graham, McConnell, Cornyn, Collins, Murkowski, Romney and others.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:03 PM (voHIS)

I shall endeavor to vote harder.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (nByzo)

34 He graduate from law school in 1965. When did he do all that truck driving?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench

At night.....

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (arJlL)

35 Is it possible Biden actually was a reasonably good athlete at one time? He thinks he was.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

36 "It's bad form to mock the aged in most contexts but this man is supposed to be the Commander in Chief."

He's the "Liar In Chief" (can we still say Chief?) and deserves every bit of ridicule and scorn we can pile on him.

Posted by: Guy watching a puppet show at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (vrz2I)

37 Coming next week: Biden reveals how he and Corn Pop went "In Country" to negotiate with Charlie for John Kerry's hat...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

38 >>It's unclear how much of this is deliberate, conscious lying and how much is just his deteriorating brain misfiling his old daydreams and fantasies as actual historical facts about himself.

Go and check the video and audio record stretching back to the 70's.

Biden has always been a vicious, lying scumbag, straight up, no chaser.

The fact that, THIS F**KING GUY, is the guy they installed in the White House, is just the sh*t cherry on top of the sh*t sundae covered in sh*t sauce.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (GudYW)

39 She's in no what?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (i0wNm)

40 The Artic sea ice extent predictions have all failed miserably, that's why Biden is the only climate change idiot still talking about the Artic melting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (Y5qcH)

41 He graduate from law school in 1965. When did he do all that truck driving?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

when he had time off from lifeguarding little kids and dealing with CornPop.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (psS9c)

42
In other words, the "press secretary" is taking a Sgt. Schultz approach to answering questions: "I know nuthhhhinnggg!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (rDSec)

43 Jill and those closest to him, who did know, should have dissuaded him from running.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

Dr. Jill is an education student and a shameless whore. You give her too much credit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (nByzo)

44 You can't even really blame this on his cottage cheese brain. Biden has done this for fifty years or more, just making crap up, lying blatantly and repeatedly without the slightest sign of regret, shame, or discomfort.

Remember the debate with Paul Ryan where Biden just puked a continuous stream of ridiculous lies and nonsense, and everyone was frustrated by how Ryan didn't even try to respond to them? That's been Biden's MO for a long, long time.

And they aren't even plausible lies most of the time, just ridiculous crap that makes everyone cringe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

45 "Biden is a veritable Al Bundy."

Not really. He's a contemptuous, old, demented, irascible, unreasonable douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (voHIS)

46 When he finally loses his brains I hope he strips naked and tried to molest some poor leftist woman and the Secret Service have to pull him off of her.

I am unable to laugh about anything any more because this country is lost. Completely. And all of our betters allowed and wanted this to happen.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (haWye)

47 >>>But but "chief" iz H8speech!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (bKoeu)

I am your commander in briefs.

Posted by: Joey Biden at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (QYPq3)

48 Biden is a veritable Al Bundy.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022

***
Al was, in his own way, an admirable sort of chump. And he didn't want to control *everybody* in the USA, just his family and the fat people who came into his shoe store.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (txdEq)

49 81M votes.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (9otr5)

50 Is it possible Biden actually was a reasonably good athlete at one time?

I'll bet he was on a level with "Bricks" Obama.

Posted by: spindrift at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (h5TKJ)

51 She says she can't comment on this startling new Almost In War Story of Joe Biden's, because she just didn't hear about it.

His story was in the first para of his 'address.' The first fucking one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 03:10 PM (IEa8U)

52 81 Million Votes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

53 I must have missed a step. How is the Coast Guard going to save us from global warming?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

54 It was actually Biden that invented the internet, but Al Gore stole the idea from him.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (MxEKc)

55 >>>A real press would have this clown 25th'ed already.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

Hey man, we gotta save up for 45 being 47.

Posted by: Press at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (QYPq3)

56 edith wilson hold my bourbon, you know water buffalo guy was so right in so many ways, even in his terry gilliam garb,

Posted by: no 6 at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (i0Lci)

57 When he talks about gun laws Biden will strip naked and show the world his bullet wound.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (eGTCV)

58 To be fair, I didn't hear it either

Posted by: Guy watching a puppet show with no popcorn at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (vrz2I)

59 Jill and those closest to him, who did know, should have dissuaded him from running.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022
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Dr. Jill is an education student and a shameless whore. You give her too much credit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022

***
That's why I said "should." Note my remark following, where I mention Jill's lust for power and glory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)

60 Let's elect Joe Biden president is akin to, "sure, let grandpa operate the wood chipper. What could go wrong?"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (voHIS)

61 25 At some point in order to avoid wars we're going to need to clarify to other countries that our foreign policy is being run by rivalrous factions in the bureaucracy (namely the State Department and Pentagon).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:07 PM (b2nrj)

=========================

The perfect patsies! Excellent idea!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood CIA officer at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (IQuyA)

62 The administration handlers will adopt the Sgt. Schultz "I know nothing" answer.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

63 Let me pre-emptively state that I missed Ace's post. So don't fucking ask, plebes.

Posted by: Karpetmunch Jean-Pierre at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (sWM8x)

64 Move over, SCOAMF (Obama)! There's a NEW SCOAMF in town! (Biden)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (YIVH2)

65 53 I must have missed a step. How is the Coast Guard going to save us from global warming?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

By guarding the coasts, so the water level doesn't rise, silly!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (PiwSw)

66 Hey general, what does this button do?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (anj39)

67 "Literally" becomes "li'illy" because the speech center of his brain is degraded and he cannot pronounce most combinations of consonants. So he omits most consonants.

OK what's Shawon Johnson's excuse in Crenshaw for doing that? Excessive pot smoking?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

68 Biden has been lying so long, he doesn't know what's real anymore. The first thing that comes to his broken, atrophied melon spews out like it happened yesterday.

The dude is broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

69 did spokesfool mention she's gay?

and black?

and an immigrant?

cuz that's very important for keeping the AWFLs on the reservation

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (sJHOI)

70 That's why I said "should." Note my remark following, where I mention Jill's lust for power and glory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)

And all moral considerations went out the window.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

I think this is an impossibility at the outset. We agree, except on wording.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (nByzo)

71 > She's stone-cold stupid. She's a turnip.

So stupid that she voluntarily took the job of "explaining" Dopey Joe's senile maundering.

I mean, would you take that job?

She's also not nearly as smooth at telling bald-faced lies as Pskanki, so I expect her tenure to be very short.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (bW8dp)

72 53 I must have missed a step. How is the Coast Guard going to save us from global warming?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

They don't know. They don't really even care. But they do know what gets funding.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (9otr5)

73 She says she can't comment on this startling new Almost In War Story of Joe Biden's, because she just didn't hear about it.

"So what is it you'd say you do here?"
--The Bobs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

74 Ask fake questions.

Mr president, did Superman ask you for help?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (nCN7+)

75 He wanted to have something in common with the grads, so he made shit up. That seems to be the thread through all of his lies, he wants something so he makes shit up to further getting it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (Bd6X8)

76 Biden is a veritable Al Bundy.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2022 03:05 PM (rJ48h)
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The Bundys were classy compared to the Biden family...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (YIVH2)

77 It's a pretty close race as to who is a bigger buffoon, Lettuce Brain or that talking mop.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (voHIS)

78 >>You know, it's that stutter.

Again, that might be one of the biggest lies yet.

There is hundreds of hours of tape on this f**king guy going back to the 70's, never once has this guy stuttered.

Clownworld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (GudYW)

79
Puppet Show

And

Joe Biden

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (zvlmG)

80 I guess Biden's anal insufflation therapy is not working out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

81 I can't do anything about any of this shit. None of us can. All we can do is prepare as best we can for what's coming.
And it's coming.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (rIXF2)

82 So now we have TWO gasbags: one is demented and the other one is just stupid. A lot of gas either way.

Posted by: Ziba at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (S1hrL)

83 Way back when the Left were just liars and not liars with dementia I posted that the Dems would claim the exact controversial words said by a Lefty politician didn't mean what those exact words said and that a statement by a politician on the Right meant something different than what the exact words said. It was their MO that you could set your watch to.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (4+wAL)

84 > Let's elect Joe Biden president is akin to, "sure, let grandpa operate the wood chipper. What could go wrong?"

I hope and pray that Frau Doktor Jill has told everyone that any instructions from Grampa Bad Touch are to be ignored pending her approval.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (bW8dp)

85 A just-released poll found that for reading material, the overwhelming majority (76.8%, to be exact) of cows prefer cattle-logs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

86 Biden has been lying so long, he doesn't know what's real anymore. The first thing that comes to his broken, atrophied melon spews out like it happened yesterday

Yeah I expect there was a time he had to work to make stuff up and felt a twinge of conscience at the time. Unlike, say, Hillary, he doesn't come across as a sociopath. But your conscience gets seared, and after a while you can't keep straight what was true and what was not after all the layers of lies. Combine that with a stroke-riddled brain and old age and I doubt he even remembers what he said last, let alone what was true and what was not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

87 There is hundreds of hours of tape on this f**king guy going back to the 70's, never once has this guy stuttered.

Clownworld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (GudYW)

Saying Biden has no stutter is racist. I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (9otr5)

88 I don't know what Bogus Biden is saying up there. But he does say it with a lot of furor.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (8Z0Ry)

89 Watched some of the Platinum Jubilee this morning of Queen Elizabeth. She is 96 years old , has severe back pain , but is miles above mentally this jerk. She is a counsel to the prime minister, receives weekly/daily briefings on world events and news and meets with the PM and members of parliament weekly. I would spend an hour in her company for nothing before I would spend 10 minutes in Biden's for a $ million.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (psS9c)

90 She's also not nearly as smooth at telling bald-faced lies as Pskanki, so I expect her tenure to be very short.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (bW8dp)

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How short?

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (VJsqe)

91 What is that THING doing the sign language up top. Holy moley. Creeps me out.

Posted by: Obi Juan at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (iO5GQ)

92 And all moral considerations went out the window.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022
*
I think this is an impossibility at the outset. We agree, except on wording.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022

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Yes. A moral, upstanding family who cared about Joe would have headed him off. FJB's family is neither.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (txdEq)

93 Is it possible Biden actually was a reasonably good athlete at one time? He thinks he was.

He was varsity in a small-school Catholic league. Not everyone can say that! Ok, everyone can say that except for the kids in the A/V club.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (Bhmmq)

94 Speaking of, KJP up! Let the "I know nothing" begin.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

95 She's in no what?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:09 PM (i0wNm)

ways tired. Hilary's a gay icon, dontcha know

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (UIngH)

96 He was varsity in a small-school Catholic league. Not everyone can say that! Ok, everyone can say that except for the kids in the A/V club.
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 03:16 PM (Bhmmq)

And the kids with asthma.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (Y5qcH)

97 There was a newspaper article about a politician who did a ride along in a semi truck. That's where that driving truck crap came from.

And there was a time a politician gave a commencement speech at Annapolis and he claimed to have had an appointment there. That's where that crap came from.

Wait for him to tell us about his military service when he visits one of the bases that are getting renamed.

He's always been a disgusting liar. Thank the people in Delaware. He's their fault.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (KIc1y)

98 You know, at least Al Bundy actually scored his four touchdowns.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (wb1YC)

99 He constantly lies because he is of his father, the Father of Lies. I wonder if he has enough mental capacity left to fear his appointment with the Judgment?

Posted by: Jmel at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (bVhJi)

100
As far as being an unprepared dumbass who can't even make it work with scripted questions from eager catamites, Karine is no better or worse than Jen. I call it a draw.

But she's less than half as ugly as Psaki, and twice as well dressed.

Advantage: Karine.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (FIJ+3)

101 But she's so golliwog cute!

Posted by: Ziba at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (S1hrL)

102 @33: "Rumors out of Washington ..."

I don't believe 'em. No benefit for either side to compromise before midterms, and weak sauce bipartisan stuff will probably piss off lefties more than conservatives. Repeat of the senate abortion bill. No chance Schumer lets anything less than a comprehensive gun control wish list move to a vote.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (4NlP1)

103 62 The administration handlers will adopt the Sgt. Schultz "I know nothing" answer.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

Careening Jean-Pierre has morphed into Sgt Schultz. "I hear nothing, I see nothing!"

Now she's the first Luftwaffe non-com to be White House Press Secretary!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (pS9We)

104 > How short?

Mmmm.... I'll be very surprised if she lasts > 6 months, and not surprised at all if she lasts

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:17 PM (bW8dp)

105 >>They don't know. They don't really even care. But they do know what gets funding.

The Coast Guard owns some of the most choice real estate in the country. By definition, most of it is literally right on the coast. And none of it has sunk below the waves.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

106 ways tired. Hilary's a gay icon, dontcha know

Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

107 ... lasts less than 3 months, that is. Damn HTML filter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (bW8dp)

108 I remember when I was on shore leave as a Navy admiral, driving around with Corn Pop in my 12000 cubic inch Camaro TransAm. We had just passed the coal mine where my Dad was working, when...

Posted by: Joe Alzheimers at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (UGKMd)

109 "Literally" becomes "li'illy" because the speech center of his brain is degraded and he cannot pronounce most combinations of consonants. So he omits most consonants.

This is not a one-off. He does this with any word containing consonant clusters like "nstr" or even just "tr." He can say "st;" that's an easy one. Pretty much all others get omitted or slurred.

Sit Ubu, sit!

Damn it! Someone get a broom and a mop! Damn dog crapped erwhere!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (OzJjC)

110 105 >>They don't know. They don't really even care. But they do know what gets funding.

The Coast Guard owns some of the most choice real estate in the country. By definition, most of it is literally right on the coast. And none of it has sunk below the waves.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

So they're doing an excellent job fighting climate change then. Bonuses for everyone!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (b2nrj)

111 Let's elect Joe Biden president is akin to, "sure, let grandpa operate the wood chipper. What could go wrong?"
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Who was it who said electing Democrats is like "Mom burned dinner, so let's let the dog cook?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (sWM8x)

112 You know, at least Al Bundy actually scored his four touchdowns.

Yeah, everyone in the show and from his past recognized Al was actually really good at football in his youth, unlike this fool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

113 Biden put together the strategy and implemented the plan to win The battle of the Coral Sea..........Just ask him.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (cb8Nz)

114 Reminder:

Biden used to tell audiences that he's running against Trump because Beau wanted him to. It was his dying wish. Except that Beau died before Trump was president.

When his handlers finally got him to stop telling that lie, he switched to the Charlottesville lie. Mostly because he needs the black vote at that moment.

Joe Biden: Fake Race Crime > Fake Dead Child Story

Posted by: MJ at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (zwDuR)

115 The Coast Guard owns some of the most choice real estate in the country. By definition, most of it is literally right on the coast. And none of it has sunk below the waves.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Obama has TWO multi-million beachfront properties.

Imagine it in Critical Drinker's voice: Doon't knoo, doon't care.

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2022 03:19 PM (9otr5)

116
Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

You see, she's been out of work a long time. Getting a gig is a lot harder for an old broad. Catering to some perceived marginalized group gets her a leg up in the industry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

117 People ask me why I drink so much whiskey. It's because I have a medical condition where my body does not produce alcohol. So I have to take a supplement.
And because of this train wreck of a White House.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (anj39)

118 "Rumors out of Washington ..."

Rumors are more important than action. When this "rumored" agreement fails due to those darn Rethuglicans and that gun lobby, the dems have something to run on besides failure.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

119 Greetings:

Nice of nobody to bring up son, Hunter's naval career.

Or how he got one.

Or why as a Navy man, hunter did not attend.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (uuklp)

120 I'll bet when she gets wound up, that KJP can be quite the Karen

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (us2H3)

121 106 ways tired. Hilary's a gay icon, dontcha know

Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

All those kleenexes wasted for nothing
--1970s teenage boys

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

122 I would spend an hour in her company for nothing before I would spend 10 minutes in Biden's for a $ million.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (psS9c)

Oh, I would take the Biden meeting and pretend to be Corn Pop for 10 minutes. Easy money.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

123 57 When he talks about gun laws Biden will strip naked and show the world his bullet wound.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

That bullet wound is there because I jumped in front of a MAGA assassin's bullet and saved the Queens life! My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden, conqueror of Corn Pop at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (4vi12)

124 >>>Pretty much all others get omitted or slurred.

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The list of sounds/words he can no longer enunciate is growing expodentially

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (VJsqe)

125 sure, let grandpa operate the wood chipper
while minding the baby.

FIFY

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (bKoeu)

126 > By definition, most of it is literally right on the coast.

Barky's fancy mansion has the friggin' North Atlantic Ocean right in the back yard.

I leave it as an exercise for the reader whether Barky, or Barky's mortgage lender, or the actuaries for Barky's insurance company... really believe in imminent catastrophic sea level rise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:20 PM (bW8dp)

127 But yeah, he was gonna go to Annapolis and be the next Roger Staubach.

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MISINFORMATION! He instead received a fluoride scholarship to attend LSU to be the next F.J. Tittie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (P7h5i)

128 fame is just one tat away

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (us2H3)

129 "It's bad form to mock the aged in most contexts ..."

Nah, fuck this guy. He has always been a lying, narcissistic, nasty, stupid shit heel. He deserves to be mocked. Along with the idiots who voted for him.

Posted by: butch at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (j4nSm)

130 You know, at least Al Bundy actually scored his four touchdowns.
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Yeah, everyone in the show and from his past recognized Al was actually really good at football in his youth, unlike this fool.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022

***
"Let's rock . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (txdEq)

131 It's possible his body double is the one with dementia.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (KIc1y)

132 Al Bundy was a hero and a stud in High School, and Peg was probably a massive beauty queen (hence, super hot daughter Kelly). Part of what made the show work was showing how in their 30s all that was lost with time, age, and lifestyle but they keep trying to keep up the pretense. Al's bragging about his past, Peg's outrageous hair and fashions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

133 The cockroaches don’t even hide in the dark anymore.

Posted by: 7man at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (qwO6y)

134 KJP announces another departure. Oops, a person of color.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

135 > Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.

Xena was somehow a gay icon, despite not being gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (i0wNm)

136 I guess Biden's anal insufflation therapy is not working out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

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I don't know what that is and I'm not looking it up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (Qy7kP)

137 If a Biological Female claims to be a Male but is raped by a Biological Male and becomes pregnant and births a child.......... It it a crime and does the Biological father have to pay child support????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (cb8Nz)

138 Is this all before or after his stint as a Welsh coal miner?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

139 Presidential Spokeshumanx reminds me very much of a woman at work.

Photogenic to a degree, not bright, but nice, bordering on sweet, and not so dim as to be completely intolerable as long as you see her coming and have time to brace for an inevitably frustrating conversation.

But once in a while the Aggrieved-Demo-Racist gene fires and "Her Whole Self" that she brought to work comes out.

Then she just gets vicious and flat out stupid.

Only a matter of time before we see Spokeshumanx go there.

Hide and watch.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (MkuC5)

140 Way back when the Left were just liars and not liars with dementia I posted that the Dems would claim the exact controversial words said by a Lefty politician didn't mean what those exact words said and that a statement by a politician on the Right meant something different than what the exact words said. It was their MO that you could set your watch to.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:15 PM (4+wAL)

We are witnessing the industrialized humiliation characteristic of the communist takeover.

30 Methods and Characteristics of Communism

https://tinyurl.com/4p29zcn4

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (nByzo)

141 57 When he talks about gun laws Biden will strip naked and show the world his bullet wound.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I got shot in the ass

Posted by: Joey Diapers at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (M+Lyo)

142 Who is in favor of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (VJsqe)

143 Did I ever tell you about the time I was a tunnel rat in Cambodia?

Non Gratus Anus Rodentum!

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (BP3/z)

144 106 ways tired. Hilary's a gay icon, dontcha know

Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

We have a home for you, Linda. Milf lez pron is a thing, you know.

Posted by: Xham-Phub-Ypron at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (4vi12)

145 Waiting for Biden to start inserting himself as the hero of fantasy literature.

"There I was on Mt. Doom with the One Ring..."

Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (l+IQE)

146 I get the feeling he is telling some of these stories to try to impress with how acute his memory is.

Like George Constanza spotting dimes on the floor across the room.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (cQ/Ti)

147
What is that THING doing the sign language up top. Holy moley. Creeps me out.
Posted by: Obi Juan

One of the lithesome beauties from Admiral of the Ocean Sea Levine's harem ... who all are as charming as their benefactor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (pNxlR)

148 > All those kleenexes wasted for nothing
--1970s teenage boys

She never really worked for me. One of those women who in theory is hot, but in practice there's just something sort of...off... about them. Modern equivalent would be Katy Perry.

Now, the woman who played Isis... SHE was a real smoke show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (bW8dp)

149 #126
The North Atlantic ocean isn't Hawaii.

I don't think Gaylord spends much time on the shore of the freezer North Atlantic.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (KIc1y)

150 I used to go see a fat stripper/comedian who would joke about her bullet wound.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

151 Greetings:

Back in the '80s, when I got deported to California, I lived on Alameda, which I affectionately describe as a small island off the coast of Oakland. Alameda is also a homeport to the Coast Guard.

The Coast Guard calls the body between the two the Estuary. The locals call it the Moat.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (uuklp)

152 My biggest encouragement about gun control legislation is how vigorously and loudly Chuck Schumer is pontificating on how they will get it done.

Schumer is the biggest loser and failure in congress. His only skill is raising money, he has never once managed to get any single signature legislation or big bill through as Majority leader. He's an utter failure, and if he says something is going to get done, you can bank on it that nothing will come of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

153 Al Bundy was a hero and a stud in High School, and Peg was probably a massive beauty queen (hence, super hot daughter Kelly). Part of what made the show work was showing how in their 30s all that was lost with time, age, and lifestyle but they keep trying to keep up the pretense. Al's bragging about his past, Peg's outrageous hair and fashions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022

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That too was part of the joke: Al would do almost anything to avoid having sex with Peg, and Peg was still damned hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (txdEq)

154 "Mom burned dinner, so let's let the dog cook?"

Cook the dog and I'm in!

Posted by: Barky at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (bKoeu)

155 I don't know what that is and I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022 03:22 PM (Qy7kP)

LOL. I didn't know what it was either but I *did* look it up. I never learn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

156 Trump did tell the most lies though. Like the time he remarked that it was Thursday. Except in Cambodia and Timbuktu it was already Friday so that was actually two lies.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (k9jwM)

157 134 KJP announces another departure. Oops, a person of color.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (G0vdT)
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Hold it. Need an official review. Not sure it was white lady sitting next to woman of color next to her.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

158 > I for one.

Top tier dad joke. Thanks!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (i0wNm)

159 Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.

***

Yes, that's why she's been popular in comics since her inception in 1941. All the gays and trannies. 🙄

It's in no way due to the legions of pre-teen and teenage boys throughout the decades.

That's like back when the first Gil Gadot movie come out and all the women tried to pretend she's been this big feminist icon. Leaving aside the fact that girls choosing to read superhero comics in the 20th century was a fraction of a fraction, a 3-minute search online about her origins and her early years in the comics will show you how much of a feminist she was.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (wb1YC)

160 We have a home for you, Linda. Milf lez pron is a thing, you know.

try GILF

anyway Joetato is a coward to take all those deferments. he was a college grad / grad student. he wasn't going to be in any danger if he'd simply been drafted like a normal person. my dad was an instant officer around that same time, never went overseas, actually had a great time pretty much. if you were a college boy it wasn't that hard (unless you chose to do something dangerous, and good for those guys)

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (w0NJk)

161 What is the Coast Guard going to do? Tow ice up to the Artic?

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (2JoB8)

162 A real WH press corp would have fun with this - each question would refer back to some event in his life to get him to ramble on about nothing and look the fool.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (cQ/Ti)

163 yeah, I'll cop to not liking the way KJP looks but she is one of dumbest bitches of all time

makes Psuki look almost doable

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)

164 Now, the woman who played Isis... SHE was a real smoke show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:23 PM (bW8dp)

JoAnna Cameron

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (M+Lyo)

165 Xena was somehow a gay icon, despite not being gay.

She at least is a pretty plausible lesbian fantasy though, being butch and running around with a cute younger follower and never having any sort of male relationships.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

166 Biden lied for forty years while in government. He was just too insignificant for most people to pay attention to so any lies he told could easily be covered up by the press.

BS is like breathing to him. But he's not smart enough to be any good at it.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (BJKQV)

167 @116: "Getting a gig is a lot harder for an old broad."

She's probably a little miffed that the WW84 sequel shat the bed and ruined her easy breast girl power nostalgia tour. Gotta lean into the whole "smash the white cis hetero patriarchy in comics" thing extra hard now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (4NlP1)

168 If a Republican President had had brain surgery the MSM would use it every time they mentioned his name.

President Trump, who previously had brain surgery, wrote covefe on twitter.

Former brain surgery patient George Bush poses with a plastic Turkey.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (4+wAL)

169 Just starting pouring rain, came in just in time

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (2JoB8)

170 I'm glad that we elevated ourselves with a guy who incessantly lies, makes racist comments, inappropriately touches young girls, and has been proven to have taken bribes from our enemies.

Just a bonus that he destroyed the greatest economy in the history of the world, in just a few months, on purpose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (lTGtQ)

171 *easy breezy

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (4NlP1)

172 Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.

Xena was somehow a gay icon, despite not being gay.

Both statuesque brunettes with blue eyes. Every sentient being on earth would be digging on that

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at June 02, 2022 03:26 PM (UIngH)

173 I got a nomination to the AF Academy. That and $.75 in quarters will get you a 16 oz. can of Barq's Root Beer at the vending machine outside the front door of the WalMart Supercenter on Walnut Street in Dalton, Georgia.

I didn't get further than the interview, but I was intent on entering the service upon graduation.

FJB is doing what he does best, lie-bragging to puff up his resume. I have more respect for Avenetti. At least he shows some respect by telling BELIEVABLE lies.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 02, 2022 03:26 PM (iO+Fo)

174 I guess Biden's anal insufflation therapy is not working out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2022
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I don't know what that is and I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2022

***
I've got a pretty good idea what it is, and Duke, you have exactly the right idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

175 Peg Bundy was definitely a 1, as long as you were allowed to leave afterward.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:27 PM (bW8dp)

176 It goes up into the unjust bias hall of fame how legacy media joints like Washington Post did a "presidential lies" tally for the entire Trump presidency, then dropped it for Biden who lies like ordinary people breathe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

177 my dad always told me never trust anyone who uses a semi vowel in place of an ordinary, run of the mill vowel

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:27 PM (us2H3)

178 Wait, the " Leader of the White House and President of the United States is not the same person?
I have suspected from day 1 it wasn't but nice to see this is out in the open now.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:27 PM (2JoB8)

179 169 Just starting pouring rain, came in just in time
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (2JoB

Go back and get the cake!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:27 PM (PiwSw)

180 The outfit on the old wonder woman made her hips look odd.

I am more of a Jaclyn Smith guy !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (M+Lyo)

181 More signs of the coming times.

> Hormel CEO Warns "Large Supply Gaps" For Jennie-O Turkey Brand

https://bit.ly/3tbQPB1

He who has ears to hear, let him hear!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (i0wNm)

182 When did he ever find the time to be a truck driver?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (NdAKL)

183 Al Bundy: scored 4 touchdowns in a single game, hardworking father

Ted Bundy: went to law school, narcissist ,killed people

I think we know which one Biden has more in common with

Posted by: brak at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (j5Tg0)

184 Greetings:

Trans-women > Bull Dykes ???

Posted by: 11B40 at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (uuklp)

185 So this spokseliar attended the Mandela Sign Language Translator school?

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (gktX6)

186 I'd like to blame Delaware for all this. After all, Biden.

But honestly, pull up a US map. Now pull out a pen. Start circling at DC and work up. Include Baltimore, of course. All of Delaware and New Jersey. Philly. Keep working up, New York City, Connecticut and Rhode Island, until you get to Boston. Then complete that elongated oval.

Then tell me, with a straight face, that most of our political, economic, and social problems don't begin with the great minds that originate, live, and bloviate from that region.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (Tcpjc)

187 President Trump, who previously had brain surgery, wrote covefe on twitter.Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (4+wAL)

I saw an ad the other day for a subsciption coffee delivery service. It was called Covefe and had a stylized outline of Trump's hair and red tie.
I think Trump will win that lawsuit. Unless he never filed for Trumpy bear and that will be precidence.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (psS9c)

188 @181: "Jennie-O Turkey Brand"

Ground turkey was fake meat before fake meat become real. If anything, we need more live turkey warehouse tornado accidents.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (4NlP1)

189 Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.
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Maybe adults worshiping comic book characters was a bad idea.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (PmvzC)

190 The outfit on the old wonder woman made her hips look odd.

They should have gone with the skirt and had upskirt shots as a bonus for the show, which was basically silly T&A anyway. It works way better for her look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

191 182 When did he ever find the time to be a truck driver?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (NdAKL)

Brandon was driving the truck that flatten his first wife

little known fact

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)

192 Raggity Jean Pierre should dye that mop red

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB8)

193 The outfit on the old wonder woman made her hips look odd.

I am more of a Jaclyn Smith guy !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022

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I caught a few minutes of Jaclyn on a rerun of The District this morning; and she had a comic turn on Ted Danson's Becker show some years ago. Still one of the most beautiful women on Earth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

194 It's unclear how much of this is deliberate, conscious lying and how much is just his deteriorating brain misfiling his old daydreams and fantasies as actual historical facts about himself.
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In his 80s, shortly before he passed, my father used to conflate events that happened over several decades into recent events, and added in events that never happened as well.

So this all sounds very familiar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (pmpob)

195 My biggest encouragement about gun control legislation is how vigorously and loudly Chuck Schumer is pontificating on how they will get it done.

Schumer is the biggest loser and failure in congress. His only skill is raising money, he has never once managed to get any single signature legislation or big bill through as Majority leader. He's an utter failure, and if he says something is going to get done, you can bank on it that nothing will come of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

Mitch will have to carry it across the finish line.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (yQpMk)

196 > JoAnna Cameron

Sadly, she passed away last year at age 73.

She was hot even in her secret identity. I always did dig chicks with glasses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (bW8dp)

197 163 yeah, I'll cop to not liking the way KJP looks but she is one of dumbest bitches of all time

makes Psuki look almost doable
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)

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Her looks creep me out. She looks like a come-to-life doll from a horror movie.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (VJsqe)

198 Stone-Cold stupid... another barrage of poetry.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 02, 2022 03:31 PM (+ldAm)

199 She was hot even in her secret identity. I always did dig chicks with glasses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (bW8dp)

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Same - hence my post on an earlier thread about Kate Jackson being the hot Angel. Isis was must-see TV for me.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (VJsqe)

200 Let's be honest, if it were not for Delaware reelecting this turd for decades, he'd have been that car sales guy in Fargo. We wouldn't have ever heard of Joe Biden or his awful family.

Seriously, what the hell, Delaware? I know you're the size of a city block but you couldn't do any better than Joe Freaking Biden?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

201 71 > She's stone-cold stupid. She's a turnip.

So stupid that she voluntarily took the job of "explaining" Dopey Joe's senile maundering.

I mean, would you take that job?

She's also not nearly as smooth at telling bald-faced lies as Pskanki, so I expect her tenure to be very short.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:13 PM (bW8dp

She stays as long as Barky/Jarrett/Rice want her to stay.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (Qhnrt)

202 > Ground turkey was fake meat before fake meat become real.

No intiendo. We use ground turkey for taco night at chez bonhomme. Es muy rico.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (i0wNm)

203 Tonight Joe will scream at us about evil AK-15's and the body armor-piercing 9 meter ammo it fires in 100-round bursts that disintegrate deer and entire schoolrooms with one pull of the trigger. No one needs one!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (pS9We)

204 Truck Driver Joe started when the one armed truck driver murdered his wife being stone drunk and Joe started driving rigs to find him.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (2JoB8)

205 Joe Biden discusses the "increasingly prominent role" that the U.S. Coast Guard will play in fighting climate change.

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U.S. Coast Guard's new prime directive, replacing Muslim outreach: Protecting the coastline from The Sun, one umbrella at a time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (P7h5i)

206
She was hot even in her secret identity. I always did dig chicks with glasses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (bW8dp)

When she took her glasses off did she shake her head to get her hair to fall from an up style to long and loose over her shoulders?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (eGTCV)

207 Her looks creep me out. She looks like a come-to-life doll from a horror movie.
Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022

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Not as bad as the knife-wielding Zuni fetish doll in Trilogy of Terror w/ Karen Black from the '70s. But still, creepy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)

208 Her looks creep me out. She looks like a come-to-life doll from a horror movie.
Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (VJsqe)

Cabbage Patch spokeshole

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/317081629986606605/

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (M+Lyo)

209 @186: "... bloviate from that region."

Some folks on the west coast would like a word with you.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (4NlP1)

210 LOL. I didn't know what it was either but I *did* look it up. I never learn.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2022 03:24 PM

When you're a Bacon Wench, you need to know these things.

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

211 But honestly, pull up a US map. Now pull out a pen. Start circling at DC and work up. Include Baltimore, of course. All of Delaware and New Jersey. Philly. Keep working up, New York City, Connecticut and Rhode Island, until you get to Boston. Then complete that elongated oval.

Then tell me, with a straight face, that most of our political, economic, and social problems don't begin with the great minds that originate, live, and bloviate from that region.

holy sheep Reboot! I was LITERALLY just saying this to an IRL friend!

exactly this! hang on we were talking about Kathleen and how clueless she was about Hunt and why. and I said bc she's not poisonous like we all are here's what I said:

"honestly she was from like ohio or illinois or something. people from other places that are not NJ/NY/PA/DE/MA/MD/VA are pure. we are all poisoned here."

I forgot CT

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (w0NJk)

212 More signs of the coming times.

> Hormel CEO Warns "Large Supply Gaps" For Jennie-O Turkey Brand

https://bit.ly/3tbQPB1

He who has ears to hear, let him hear!
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:28 PM (i0wNm

I usually buy a couple of Hormel Beef Tips in Gravy every week. Normally 7.99 but frequently on sale for 6.99. Went to buy it on Tuesday. 9.99. . I passed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (4+wAL)

213 SHE DID IT.

KJP asked about baby formula. "I don't have a read out"

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

214 She's either Q-Tip or Mop Head. She changes alot.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (ppL7t)

215 The show had great writing and I'm sure direction for a time but Christina Applegate's comic chops were first rate. She did timing, inflection, faces *and* physical comedy, and they were all well above average.

I didn't appreciate it at the time due mostly to a lack of blood flow to major organs.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (OisYl)

216 I was the original bass player for Grand Funk Railroad. True story

Posted by: Biden at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (7pnpU)

217 9 meter ammo it fires in 100-round bursts that disintegrate deer and entire schoolrooms with one pull of the trigger. No one needs one!

"They made it for him special. It's an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools."
--Danny Vermin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

218 Then tell me, with a straight face, that most of our political, economic, and social problems don't begin with the great minds that originate, live, and bloviate from that region.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (Tcpjc)
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The problem for me is that those great minds then came to infest California. Let's start with Pelosi (Baltimore) and the appropriately-named Scott Wiener (Philadelphia), just for openers. I don't count the various wetbacks here (Becerra, Lorena Gonzalez, etc.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (pmpob)

219 >>In his 80s, shortly before he passed, my father used to conflate events that happened over several decades into recent events, and added in events that never happened as well.

>>So this all sounds very familiar.

The difference is Biden has been doing this his entire life. He lies constantly and always has.

This is the same guy who said when he was still a very junior Senator from Delaware that he graduated at the top of his law school class after graduating from college with a double major.

Neither of those things is true.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

220 and as far as the west coast, it's a very different mess there. it's not the same.

it's equally bad tho. but the miasma out of DC and NY is something different and it hits that whole oval just like Reboot said

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (w0NJk)

221 Boy, the press corp is hot and heavy over Biden's gun speech tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

222 It's bad form to mock the aged in most contexts but this man is supposed to be the Commander in Chief.

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Commander in Thief.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (P7h5i)

223 After Keith Moon died The Who approached Joe about taking the gig.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

224 I can go get mail now, sun is back out.
I think I'm in Florida and didn't move

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

225 She did timing, inflection, faces *and* physical comedy, and they were all well above average.

Yeah, she made a generic dumb blonde interesting, which is not easy to do. I mean her being so stunning helped, but she was genuinely gifted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

226 Then there's the Christina Applegate wasn't actually hot Hot Take which I love.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (OisYl)

227 Lynda Carter, desperate for attention and money is claiming Wonder Woman is a homosexual and trans icon, somehow.

Xena was somehow a gay icon, despite not being gay.

Both statuesque brunettes with blue eyes. Every sentient being on earth would be digging on that
Posted by: Leon Sphinx

Age was not kind to either one.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (OzJjC)

228 Let's be honest, if it were not for Delaware reelecting this turd for decades, he'd have been that car sales guy in Fargo. We wouldn't have ever heard of Joe Biden or his awful family.

Seriously, what the hell, Delaware? I know you're the size of a city block but you couldn't do any better than Joe Freaking Biden?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022

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I can just picture F. Joe in a plaid sport coat and clashing tie, telling you with a ring of sincerity in his voice: "This Buick, man, I tell you, I need a wagon to cart around my family, but if I didn't, I'd buy this one in a heartbeat."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)

229 The problem for me is that those great minds then came to infest California. Let's start with Pelosi (Baltimore) and the appropriately-named Scott Wiener (Philadelphia), just for openers. I don't count the various wetbacks here (Becerra, Lorena Gonzalez, etc.)

EXACTLY! okay! so we poisoned Cali and the PNW probably!

no it's us. it's here. it's definitely here. you can almost sense it. not like, western PA or western VA or MD. the part Reboot is talking about. and I'm as infected as anyone else.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (w0NJk)

230 That's racisst.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

231 "honestly she was from like ohio or illinois or something. people from other places that are not NJ/NY/PA/DE/MA/MD/VA are pure. we are all poisoned here."

I forgot CT
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (w0NJk)
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Also IL and MN. If we kicked out of CA everyone who came from one of those states, CA would be solid red. The way it used to be before The Great Liberal Infestation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (pmpob)

232 Don't worry guys, only one thing can stop elections, Marshall law.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (nCN7+)

233 Tonight Joe will scream at us about evil AK-15's and the body armor-piercing 9 meter ammo it fires in 100-round bursts that disintegrate deer and entire schoolrooms with one pull of the trigger. No one needs one!
Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 02, 2022 03:32 PM (pS9We)

He is going to bring up Beau, and tell everyone t hat they don't understand losing a child like he does, and he will make sure no one loses a child like he did ever again.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (xhaym)

234 226 Then there's the Christina Applegate wasn't actually hot Hot Take which I love.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (OisYl)

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She didn't do it for me back in the day, but she's stunning now. Absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (VJsqe)

235 Age was not kind to either one.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (OzJjC)

Xena looked pretty good in the mini series Spartacus.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (4+wAL)

236 186 I'd like to blame Delaware for all this. After all, Biden.

But honestly, pull up a US map. Now pull out a pen. Start circling at DC and work up. Include Baltimore, of course. All of Delaware and New Jersey. Philly. Keep working up, New York City, Connecticut and Rhode Island, until you get to Boston. Then complete that elongated oval.

Then tell me, with a straight face, that most of our political, economic, and social problems don't begin with the great minds that originate, live, and bloviate from that region.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:29 PM (Tcpjc)

The whole northeast corridor.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (Qhnrt)

237 The reason the media won't call Biden out on his lies about his biography is that they lie about his biography every day when they refer to him as the duly elected president.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (OisYl)

238 Some folks on the west coast would like a word with you.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (4NlP1)

I've worked up and down the West Coast. Draw a circle from San Diego to LA. Another smaller circle around Portland. The last around Seattle.

Everywhere else, outside those circles, is incredibly sane, laid back, and very pretty.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (Tcpjc)

239 At least she changed her hairstyle from Mop to Brillo Pad.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

240
She's either Q-Tip or Mop Head. She changes alot.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 03:34 PM (ppL7t)

You'll like this

Cabbage Patch spokeshole

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/317081629986606605/
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:33 PM (M+Lyo)

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (M+Lyo)

241 223 After Keith Moon died The Who approached Joe about taking the gig.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

We had the same idea after Charlie died.

Posted by: Keef Richards at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (PiwSw)

242 The i would have done my military service or the i tried to but excuse crowd should just srtfu already. I actually did serve with medical problems. Truthfully I had waivers that let me in. Equal parts having a good asvab score and playing down problems. You Can serve if you have the drive. Looking back i had no business being enlisted but i did it anyway. Fjb.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (0OmEj)

243 How many nicknames do we have for Creepyhands Biden these days?

I think he is surpassing the lightbringer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (08ncd)

244 Xena was somehow a gay icon, despite not being gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:21 PM (i0wNm)

*deletes 20MB of Xena-Autolycus fan fiction.*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (44ww/)

245 In his 80s, shortly before he passed, my father used to conflate events that happened over several decades into recent events, and added in events that never happened as well

I had an uncle who apparently felt insecure or something because no matter what the topic, he had some absurd story about how he was an expert, or had done that before, or was somehow involved in its inception. He flew to Europe once for a tour, and forever after was going on with stories about how he always flew in to this city or that when he went to Europe. That kind of thing.

He was a huge thief as well, stole stuff from work constantly. I could go on and on about his flaws but he's dead now and cannot defend himself. The problem is his family adored and worshiped him. They bought into all his BS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

246 Maybe adults worshiping comic book characters was a bad idea.
Posted by: ...
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Ya think?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (AHuy6)

247 221 Boy, the press corp is hot and heavy over Biden's gun speech tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

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100% chance of multiple shootings occurring during his appearance, especially in Chicago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (P7h5i)

248 Hey...remember when Schumer put a bunch of poison pills into the abortion bill to ensure that Susan Collins wouldn't vote for it?

Yeah...we're probably going to be seeing a sequel to that event.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

249 Former brain surgery patient George Bush poses with a plastic Turkey.
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Türkiye, infidel pig!

Posted by: president erdogan at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (yikp0)

250 239 At least she changed her hairstyle from Mop to Brillo Pad.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

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*types 'Choreboy'*

*deletes*

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (VJsqe)

251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history

Posted by: deadrody at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (/jrmI)

252 NASA wanted me to be the first man on the moon.

Unfortunately the NSA kiboshed it, claiming that my brain was too valuable for national security to put me at the risk of alien abduction, so I mentored and trained Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin for the role.

Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (bW8dp)

253 >>Then tell me, with a straight face, that most of our political, economic, and social problems don't begin with the great minds that originate, live, and bloviate from that region.

Obama is from Hawaii.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

254 I can just picture F. Joe in a plaid sport coat and clashing tie, telling you with a ring of sincerity in his voice: "This Buick, man, I tell you, I need a wagon to cart around my family, but if I didn't, I'd buy this one in a heartbeat."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)
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While rolling back the odometer and putting heavy oil in the crankcase to stifle the alarming engine noises.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (pmpob)

255 251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history

you mean, other than Barry, right?

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (w0NJk)

256 I'm disappointed that Charlie Gibson hasn't dropped by to say he hadn't heard about this.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (Wg1SU)

257 I came up with a little thing you know as the shamwow. True story

Posted by: Biden at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (7pnpU)

258 draw a circle from San Diego to LA

More like LA to San Francisco.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

259 Don't worry guys, only one thing can stop elections, Marshall law.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (nCN7+)

sending aid to rebuild Europe after WII? I don't think it worked.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (xhaym)

260 251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history
Posted by: deadrody at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (/jrmI)

Forgetting Obama so soon?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (b2nrj)

261 Joe was selected to be the command pilot for Apollo 22, but as we all know, they cancelled the project.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (anj39)

262 Xena looked pretty good in the mini series Spartacus.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Srsly? I thought she looked rough.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (OzJjC)

263 Obama was made and run by Ayers. Not west coast.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (DcKNO)

264 Obama is from Hawaii.

True, but he was educated in that zone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

265 251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history
Posted by: deadrody at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (/jrmI)
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Disagree. She's doing her job of making her boss look good.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

266 Cabbage Patch Doll > Garbage Pail Kid > KJB

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (JNS2V)

267 I'll take stupid over snark any day.

Posted by: Ziba at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (S1hrL)

268 "Then they called me into the bunker underneath Delaware stadium and J. Edgar Prufrock said to me, he said "Blue Hen", he used to call me blue hen because I was known for being a real cocky son of a bitch at Delaware. 'Blue hen,' he said, 'America needs you Minneapolis. You're gonna command the Indo-China fleet and push those bastards back to the Mangalitsa Line where those dot heads belong.

I said to him, I says. 'I'm a fighting naval sunofabitch', I learned it on the rough side of
Lake Scranton growing up. I'd horse-lineno good south sliders like that Ronald Trumps that thought their schooners could best ol' Joe.

But you can bet your ass as sure as I'm president today, the Blue Hen is ready for Putin and the racists and their climate challenges."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (jOKqt)

269 "He was a fine man. His name is J. Caleb Boggs,"

He even let me borrow his slaves.

Posted by: Presidunce Prevagen at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

270 When Jeff Beck left the Yardbirds, Jimmy Page begged me to take over but by then, I was committed to the Navel Academy.

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (BP3/z)

271 Obama is from Hawaii.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)
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No, not really. His commie mother and her parents were from Seattle, and Obama himself spent quite a while in Indonesia. He's no more from Hawaii than I am; we both graduated from Punahou.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (pmpob)

272 Errr. KJP

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (JNS2V)

273 I've worked up and down the West Coast. Draw a circle from San Diego to LA. Another smaller circle around Portland. The last around Seattle.
Everywhere else, outside those circles, is incredibly sane, laid back, and very pretty.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (Tcpjc)

You forgot Salem, Eugene and Bend

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (xhaym)

274 Not many people know this, but I invented the blow job, developed the first polio vaccine, and designed the first microprocessor.

Some day history will recognize me for that.

Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (bW8dp)

275 192 Raggity Jean Pierre should dye that mop red
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I shoulda trademarked my shit.

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (sWM8x)

276 267 I'll take stupid over snark any day.
Posted by: Ziba at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (S1hrL)

Why choose when you can have both!

Posted by: Joy Behar at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

277 His name was Robert Paulson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

278 Forgetting Obama so soon?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:40 PM (b2nrj)

Yeah, it is kind of hard to top that one- at least until we crown some random tranny pedophile Ruler of the World.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (08ncd)

279 @259
One day people will realize that "martial law" is a thing. Sigh

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (Wg1SU)

280 You actually can enter a service academy after you have received an undergraduate degree as long as you are at or below the maximum age for entry (it was 22 back in the 1970s).

However, no one receives a service academy appointment without having passed a service physical examination. Slow Joe is saying he passed a US Navy physical exam after having received several deferments for asthma as an undergraduate.

I’d like to believe he didn’t just wing it, he told his staff to write it into the speech, and no one bothered to even suspect it was BS never mind fact check it.

Posted by: RSE at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (nos7q)

281 251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history
Posted by: deadrody at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (/jrmI)
____________

A strong contender. A VERY strong contender.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (pmpob)

282 Give him a break.
He's just overhearing secret naval communications.

From his bathtub toys.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (FhXTo)

283 232 Don't worry guys, only one thing can stop elections, Marshall law.

marshall law > jude law

Posted by: kulak anachronda at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (v3pYe)

284 While rolling back the odometer and putting heavy oil in the crankcase to stifle the alarming engine noises.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

50W-6000

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (OzJjC)

285 Maybe adults worshiping comic book characters was a bad idea.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (PmvzC)

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At least Hollywood didn't romanticize organize crime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (P7h5i)

286 Karine Jean-Pierre would be a good name for a transgendered Star Trek caption.

Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (bW8dp)

287 @238: "Everywhere else, outside those circles, is incredibly sane, laid back, and very pretty."

Fair enough, but give things more time, and the creeping megalopolis will devour the in-between coastline eventually.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (4NlP1)

288 One day people will realize that "martial law" is a thing. Sigh

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 02, 2022 03:41 PM (Wg1SU)

Someday, some way.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (e3isX)

289 KJP is spinning, spinning on baby formula timeline.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

290 J. Caleb Boggs was really proud of his son Wade. He would never admit I was a better hitter than Wade.
--Joe B.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (eGTCV)

291 Obama is from Hawaii.

And Barry didn't create a single agency that's currently being used against us. Contrary to the common screed around here, he didn't corrupt any of them either. He simply used the tools that were given to him.

That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of most of our problems.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (Tcpjc)

292 You forgot Salem, Eugene and Bend

Basically the Willamette Valley. Bend is an odd outlier, a blue island in a sea of red, probably due to the Cali skiiers influence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

293 HAHAHA DeSantis is suplexing Everycunt for Gun Safety's gimps the Tampa Bay Rays.

Nice flex. I'm sure the "Hill to Die On" Old Party will wring the sweat out of their hands.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (N/oGZ)

294 Gaylord still wins the A Hire Award, he had the launch codes,

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (JNS2V)

295 Biden's lie is of a piece with the Mocha Messiah claiming his philandering sperm donor and roundheels mother first met on the bridge at Selma. Which occurred in 1965, when our Dusky Lord and Master was four years old.

No prizes for guessing his grades in biology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (pmpob)

296 >>No, not really. His commie mother and her parents were from Seattle, and Obama himself spent quite a while in Indonesia. He's no more from Hawaii than I am; we both graduated from Punahou.

And none of those places is on the Acela corridor.

Our problems come from globalist idiocy and that isn't confined to the northeast. The University of Chicago, where Obama supposedly worked, is one of the hotbeds of global socialist thinking.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

297 Don't worry guys, only one thing can stop elections, Marshall law.

marshall law > jude law
Posted by: kulak anachronda

Marshall Law > Jude Law > Judge Dredd I Am The Law!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (OzJjC)

298 Biden graduated the naval academy and became a pilot. He was on the short list for astronaut training but went to Top Gun School. But right before going he gave up his position to let Cmdr. CornPop go instead. There was enough black discrimination and Joe wouldn't stand for it anymore. Beside Cmdr CornPop was one bad dude and a hell of a pilot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (WKPeU)

299 That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of most of our problems.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (Tcpjc)
____________

No argument there. Throw in Chicago and Minneapolis, and you've really tagged all the bases.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (pmpob)

300 Don't worry guys, only one thing can stop elections, Marshall law.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (nCN7+)

sending aid to rebuild Europe after WII? I don't think it worked.
Posted by: Kindltot

heheheh, what's the over/under he posted it that way on purpose?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (UgAdJ)

301 293 HAHAHA DeSantis is suplexing Everycunt for Gun Safety's gimps the Tampa Bay Rays.

Nice flex. I'm sure the "Hill to Die On" Old Party will wring the sweat out of their hands.

——
What did he say?

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (DcKNO)

302 I sent an IT group for my company a message showing that one of their critical apps is hosed. They sent me a reply stating I am correct and therefore closed the trouble ticket.

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (YsjiM)

303 I want Big Oil to pay the gasoline tax! That'll do it!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 02, 2022 03:45 PM (BOJAx)

304 At least Hollywood didn't romanticize organize crime.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:42 PM (P7h5i)

Huh?
-Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 03:45 PM (08ncd)

305 Any bets on Biden's Gun Speech tonight resembles Trudeau's actions?

Posted by: MyInnerBeth at June 02, 2022 03:45 PM (cRbt7)

306 Presidential ramblings rated "Akshully true you guys".

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy's Disinformation Board at June 02, 2022 03:45 PM (vh8rE)

307 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (i0wNm)

308 At least she changed her hairstyle from Mop to Brillo Pad.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

do not refer to her hair as looking "nappy" Using the word "nappy" as a descriptor of hair will get you cancelled. I mean seriously. It is worse for white people to refer to that hair style as "nappy" that lots of other previously common, descriptive words that we cannot say now.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (xhaym)

309 Would it be a whole lot more interesting---and who would object really---if the third term of Obama was in fact Obama?

Obama is a race obsessed fop committed to destroying America and if we are going to get it good and hard lets get it good and hard from Chicago Jesus himself rather than from a nursing home escapee.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (asRt2)

310 O'Sullivan's Law > Marshall Law

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (P7h5i)

311 However, no one receives a service academy appointment without having passed a service physical examination. Slow Joe is saying he passed a US Navy physical exam after having received several deferments for asthma as an undergraduate.

I’d like to believe he didn’t just wing it, he told his staff to write it into the speech, and no one bothered to even suspect it was BS never mind fact check it.

Posted by: RSE at June 02, 2022 0

***
I guess F. Joe gets his speechwriters from castoff writers for Star Trek: Discovery and Picard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (txdEq)

312 Huh?
-Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2022 03:45 PM (08ncd)

There's some people in here whose comments you have to take with a grain of salt. Not that I can think of any off the top of my head.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (Nmyop)

313 And Barry didn't create a single agency that's currently being used against us. Contrary to the common screed around here, he didn't corrupt any of them either. He simply used the tools that were given to him.

That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of most of our problems.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (Tcpjc)

Obama made pretty significant changes to the Pentagon. He also signed into existence the CFPB which substantially curtailed the creation of new banks.
Obamacare was also a massive regulatory expansion that hurts people's standard of living to this day.

I'm sure there are other things but those are off the top of my head.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (b2nrj)

314 Sundowner going lament more of his past heroic deeds?

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB8)

315 Marshall Law > Jude Law > Judge Dredd I Am The Law!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (OzJjC)

You won't fuck around any more"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Pga70f_YQ

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (M+Lyo)

316 7 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3
——-

If true, that confirms it was an op.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (DcKNO)

317
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Rep. @davidcicilline "I don‘t think there is a single incident — maybe there is one, but I have not found one — of an assailant using an assault weapon that was stopped by a person with a gun"

Any GOP politician who still believes that Dems are arguing in good faith needs to be kicked out of office.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (XXK+d)

318 Using the word "nappy" as a descriptor of hair will get you cancelled.

How about Natty, is that okay?

https://youtu.be/rhgxFqKyz98

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

319 My dad conflated the tet offensive with the flight from Saigon, and whatever conclusions you might draw from that double event. He lived through that decade, I hadn't, I just read about it from authors who weren't simpatico with the television news.

The trouble with congenital liars is that their morality is sophisticated enough to give them purpose and importance.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (44ww/)

320 308 At least she changed her hairstyle from Mop to Brillo Pad.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

do not refer to her hair as looking "nappy" Using the word "nappy" as a descriptor of hair will get you cancelled. I mean seriously. It is worse for white people to refer to that hair style as "nappy" that lots of other previously common, descriptive words that we cannot say now.
Posted by: Kindltot

Never make fun of a black woman's hair. It is cheap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (cQ/Ti)

321 251 Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history
Posted by: deadrody at June 02, 2022 03:38 PM (/jrmI) ==

Almost punches out the democrat card but for not being a muslim.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (WKPeU)

322 What a waste that this chick is a lesbo. And an idiot.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (vN+oL)

323 Our problems come from globalist idiocy and that isn't confined to the northeast.
_____________

With respect, no one said it was confined to the northeast. It's just predominantly from the northeast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (pmpob)

324 302 I sent an IT group for my company a message showing that one of their critical apps is hosed. They sent me a reply stating I am correct and therefore closed the trouble ticket.

"What is the response Johnny Carson got everytime he informed Ed McMahon of something?"

Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (Wg1SU)

325 No prizes for guessing his grades in biology.
-------------------
And John Kerry didn't remember the French he took.

Seriously. Ace linked him speaking in French, this asshole the MFM said was fluent in French, and he sounded like a grade 10 student here. [And that's not because French teaching here is topnotch and grade 10 students are fluent.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (yikp0)

326 Remember when Ben Carson was accused of lying when he said that an officer told him, informally, that he was a shoo-in for West Point if he so chose?

Obviously that was unbelievable, because Carson was only the highest-ranking JROTC cadet in the area, had grades and test scores good enough to get him into Harvard (where he wound up going), and was black at a time when the services were bending over backward to find qualified black candidates?

So Carson got called a liar, while Dopey Joe skates.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (bW8dp)

327 Any GOP politician who still believes that Dems are arguing in good faith needs to be kicked out of office.

I am willing to believe this guy is that ignorant of guns and their use to stop crime. Seriously, I can buy he's that uninformed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

328 None of this matters to the cultists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (OalnH)

329 I can just picture F. Joe in a plaid sport coat and clashing tie, telling you with a ring of sincerity in his voice: "This Buick, man, I tell you, I need a wagon to cart around my family, but if I didn't, I'd buy this one in a heartbeat."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)
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I've said before that if he hadn't made it in politics, Joe would be a car salesman heading every year to a Vegas swinger convention with his third wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (nF6gq)

330 Did they ever declare Marshall Law in the Martial Islands?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (4+wAL)

331 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (i0wNm)

Yes they can, and meh, the border patrol had their reasons.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (nByzo)

332 I find it interesting that Slow Joe evokes Beau every time he discusses his empathy for those who have lost a loved one (e.g. at Uvalde), yet he never evokes his first wife or his one year old daughter. I suspect Edith Biden wouldn’t have any of that.

Posted by: RSE at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (nos7q)

333 heheheh, what's the over/under he posted it that way on purpose?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (UgAdJ)

I think he is coming out of his shell.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (xhaym)

334 298 Biden graduated the naval academy and became a pilot. He was on the short list for astronaut training but went to Top Gun School. But right before going he gave up his position to let Cmdr. CornPop go instead. There was enough black discrimination and Joe wouldn't stand for it anymore. Beside Cmdr CornPop was one bad dude and a hell of a pilot.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (WKPeU)

All the guys at top gun called me maverick. These glasses I wear.. goose gave them to me before he died trying to take San Juan hill.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (vh8rE)

335 this morning of Queen Elizabeth

How many Morons would like the Monarchy back if they promise to execute at least 1 swamper a day?

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (FhXTo)

336 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Rep. @davidcicilline "I don‘t think there is a single incident — maybe there is one, but I have not found one — of an assailant using an assault weapon that was stopped by a person with a gun"

Except for that woman on last Sunday. But hey that was a long time ago so no foul.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (WKPeU)

337 Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (jFyB2)

338 > Almost punches out the democrat card but for not being a muslim.

Needs a visible physical handicap as well.

Mental doesn't count, because mental handicaps are a dime a dozen in Demland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (bW8dp)

339 Rep. @davidcicilline "I don‘t think there is a single incident — maybe there is one, but I have not found one — of an assailant using an assault weapon that was stopped by a person with a gun"

This is true. The number is much greater than 1. So his statement is technically correct, in the Bill Clinton "what is the definition of is" sense.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

340 Brandon was driving the truck that flatten his first wife

little known fact

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)

You have him confused with me

Posted by: Laura Bush at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (UGKMd)

341 That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of most of our problems.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (Tcpjc)
____________

No argument there. Throw in Chicago and Minneapolis, and you've really tagged all the bases.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:44 PM (pmpob)
***
Add Everett-seattle-tacome-olympia.

Been saying all along, blockade the urban centers and life gets better.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (anj39)

342 They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (i0wNm)

LOL Looks fake. Can't find any corroboration. Yet.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (Nmyop)

343 Natty Bumpho!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (yikp0)

344 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Rep. @davidcicilline "I don‘t think there is a single incident — maybe there is one, but I have not found one — of an assailant using an assault weapon that was stopped by a person with a gun"

Except for that woman on last Sunday. But hey that was a long time ago so no foul.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (WKPeU)

Texas church shooting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (M+Lyo)

345 >>>Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history

>Let's not overlook Barack Obama and his Attorney General, Eric Holder.

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (BP3/z)

346 Heh, Doocy: "Is the President having any congressional representatives up to WH tonight to work a deal".

KJP: *blink, blink*

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (G0vdT)

347 Did they ever declare Marshall Law in the Martial Islands?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 03:48 PM (4+wAL)

That was in Mauritia, when Joe Biden was Marshall.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (nByzo)

348 326 So Carson got called a liar, while Dopey Joe skates.

did i ever tell you about the time i won the world rollerball championship?

Posted by: my word as a biden at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (v3pYe)

349 307 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:46 PM (i0wNm)

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Is everyone getting the message? Is it clear enough?

Do not stick your head up. Do not 'do the right thing'. Do not do anything that makes waves.

Next time, the local police, trembling in fear outside the school, will be joined by any other law agencies that happen to roll up to the scene. To do otherwise would invite a congressional investigation.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (VJsqe)

350 “
They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde. ”

I keep telling you the cops sat around for an hour for fear of being Chauvined. And they were 100% right.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (OalnH)

351 The entertaining thing about the new Spokesperson is they can't fire her without bringing a shitstorm down on themselves.

Posted by: Caliban at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (HgGBT)

352 I've said before that if he hadn't made it in politics, Joe would be a car salesman heading every year to a Vegas swinger convention with his third wife.

I could buy that he'd try that dumb scheme William Macy did in Fargo, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

353 >With respect, no one said it was confined to the northeast. It's just predominantly from the northeast.

Axshually ..

>>That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of most of our problems.
Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:43 PM (Tcpjc)

That's what I was responding to.

George Bush, the creator of the Department of Homeland Security, is from Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

354
Except for that woman on last Sunday. But hey that was a long time ago so no foul.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (WKPeU)

Wasn't the racist black church shooter taken out by a by a guy in slippers and an AR?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

355 >>>Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history

>Let's not overlook Barack Obama and his Attorney General, Eric Holder.

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (BP3/z)

OPM Archuleta deserves a dishonorable mention.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (nByzo)

356 @330 they needed a Martial Plan.

Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (Wg1SU)

357 Tanned, rested and ruhtarded.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (I+ZWa)

358 No argument there. Throw in Chicago and Minneapolis, and you've really tagged all the bases.

Yet, I've worked Chicago and Minneapolis. They're different. They're not like that DC / Boston corridor. Chicago is a tough town, but you can carve out a spot for yourself. Minneapolis is just weird, yet kinda' harmless if you're not stupid.

There's something special, in a shitty, oppressive way, about the land and people from DC to Boston. I've often wondered if it's the conflux of WASP and wealth - but I don't know if that's quite it. One thing is for sure, everyone I've ever met from there is pushy. They want to control the room. They collectively follow a process, and fight like Hell over what that process should look like.

If "live and let live" ever looked for a place to be, that region from DC to Boston is the last place they'd go.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (Tcpjc)

359 Needs a visible physical handicap as well.

She could fake being in a wheelchair like the first fake hate crime I remember in Portland.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

360 I'll try again ...

DeSantis'redistricting map stands.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (y8wop)

361 Sundowner going lament more of his past heroic deeds?
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB

No, he is going to try to declare himself dictator.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (xhaym)

362 337 Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM (jFyB2)
____________

I've never understood that. Being down with the struggle, etc., and yet going out of their way to look like ... white women. Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (pmpob)

363 Bob Dylan > Dylan Thomas > Marshal Matt Dillon > Marshall Law > Jude Law > Judge Dredd I Am The Law!

M72 LAW: disqualified on grounds of awesomeness.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (bW8dp)

364 If true, that confirms it was an op.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (DcKNO)

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Absolutely. It's a miracle that EVERY person in the school wasn't slaughtered -- likely the objective.

Looks like they activated the wrong psycho-patsy in the wrong geographic region ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (P7h5i)

365 The entertaining thing about the new Spokesperson is they can't fire her without bringing a shitstorm down on themselves.

Posted by: Caliban at June 02, 2022 03:51 PM (HgGBT)

That and they decided incompetent half-wit was a better look than faithful house servant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (nByzo)

366 fortunately he has trouble pronouncing words like "dictator"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (xhaym)

367 @344: "... assailant using an assault weapon that was stopped ..."

Minor "dog that didn't bark" quibble, but generally speaking, mass shooters are clever about picking locations with minimal armed resistance. You don't see them shooting up VFWs and biker bars with reckless abandon, y'know?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (4NlP1)

368 Axshually ..

>>That region, from DC to Boston, is the source of >>>~~most~~

"most"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

369 The newest BLM Supreme Court Judge or The Ho are the top affirmative action positions.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (2JoB8)

370 Never make fun of a black woman's hair.

or lack of it.

Posted by: Will Smith at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

371 Ah, runner. I get it now.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (DcKNO)

372 fortunately he has trouble pronouncing words like "dictator"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:53 PM (xhaym)

This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

373 There's something special, in a shitty, oppressive way, about the land and people from DC to Boston. I've often wondered if it's the conflux of WASP and wealth - but I don't know if that's quite it. One thing is for sure, everyone I've ever met from there is pushy. They want to control the room. They collectively follow a process, and fight like Hell over what that process should look like.
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Agreed. I lived in Boston for some years. Hated every nanosecond of it, too, and couldn't wait to leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (pmpob)

374 George Bush, the creator of the Department of Homeland Security, is from Texas.

The Bush clan comes from Massachusetts. They're carpet baggers of the first rate.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (Tcpjc)

375 That letter from Democrats demanding an investigation into Bortac, while funny in a sick way, looks to be totally fake. I mean there is zero corroboration for it anywhere.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:54 PM (p2Rds)

376 It's a miracle that EVERY person in the school wasn't slaughtered

ran out of ammo, is my guess. Which is probably what the cops were waiting on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

377 Foul on Doocy: poorly framed question

Press not letting go of baby formula issue. Finally doing their job.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

378 The Bushes are from Connecticut. They just owned a lot of property in TX and claimed residency

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (xhaym)

379 Why should anyone in the WH care if Biden is a senile imbecile? They are about to get a massive gun ban “bipartisan” bill. They got a $1.3T “infrastructure” bill which is nothing but a slush fund for blue states. They got a communist pedophile supporting scotus nominee in. And every single Biden appointee, one more radical than the next, confirmed.

So omg if Biden continues ducking up they will..... get more of the same. The horror.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (OalnH)

380 I was in No once. Very hot there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (XvPQV)

381 and yet going out of their way to look like ... white women. Huh?
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Hair-straitening products are big sellers too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (yikp0)

382 > LOL Looks fake. Can't find any corroboration. Yet.

It's real. Here's the press release on the homeland.house.gov website.

https://bit.ly/3tebbJP

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (i0wNm)

383 The Bushes are from Connecticut. They just owned a lot of property in TX and claimed residency

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (xhaym)

Oh snap

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (p2Rds)

384 There's something special, in a shitty, oppressive way, about the land and people from DC to Boston.

Reboot. YOU NAILED IT.

I always say this is the worst part of the world and barring Somalia, it well may be. I think it's dark spirits or something.

twisted land that produces twisted people. again, I am one. but at least I'm aware and I try to rise above the filth.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (w0NJk)

385 >>>Karine Jean-Pierre has to be the greatest affirmative action hire in US history

>Let's not overlook Barack Obama and his Attorney General, Eric Holder.

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 03:50 PM (BP3/z)

OPM Archuleta deserves a dishonorable mention.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (nByzo)
____________

As does the current SecDef.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (pmpob)

386 Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2022 03:49 PM

No way! I shan't believe it, I simply shan't!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

387 Joe could have been the next Colin Kaepernick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (63Dwl)

388 Press not letting go of baby formula issue. Finally doing their job

I think that one hits too close to home and affects them personally or indirectly with friends and family. That and gas prices. Some stuff you just cannot ignore for the cause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

389 This is how we win:

@VoteRandyFine 5m

BREAKING: The reckoning has arrived.
@GovRonDeSantis
just signed our historic K12 budget, including a $200M reward for the 55 school districts who obeyed state law and did not force mask children, largely paid by cuts from the 12 that did, including $6M cut from
@BrevardSchools

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (IEa8U)

390 It's real. Here's the press release on the homeland.house.gov website.

https://bit.ly/3tebbJP

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (i0wNm)

Holy shit. What???? Seriously LMAO we live in an asylum

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (p2Rds)

391 381 and yet going out of their way to look like ... white women. Huh?
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Hair-straitening products are big sellers too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (yikp0)

[Narrator] This Press Conference is brought to you by Jheri Curl.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

392 ran out of ammo, is my guess. Which is probably what the cops were waiting on.

he dropped it on the way into the school

thank you Lord

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (w0NJk)

393 Sundowner going lament more of his past heroic deeds?
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB

No, he is going to try to declare himself dictator.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM (xhaym)
===

We are living the episode of Star Trek original with NAZIs and the drugged up old guy being a figurehead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (WKPeU)

394 389 This is how we win:

@VoteRandyFine 5m

BREAKING: The reckoning has arrived.
@GovRonDeSantis
just signed our historic K12 budget, including a $200M reward for the 55 school districts who obeyed state law and did not force mask children, largely paid by cuts from the 12 that did, including $6M cut from
@BrevardSchools
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (IEa8U)

==========

Incentives matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

395 >>The Bush clan comes from Massachusetts. They're carpet baggers of the first rate.

Wrong. Try again Scogg.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

396 A friend of mine who was a Coastie once told me that the unofficial motto of the Coast Guard was "Semper Scrotum! Always on the ball!"

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (c/0XQ)

397 Actually, the school shooter was stopped in part by a guy with a borrowed shotgun.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (5HBd1)

398 @350: "... being Chauvined ..."

More like being Kim Potter'd. Chauvin came across as an asshole to most people, but convicting a woman officer of manslaughter had a next level chilling effect on average officers who aren't so gung ho about confrontation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (4NlP1)

399 Ground turkey was fake meat

Makes good Larb Gai.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (FhXTo)

400 316 7 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.
https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3
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If true, that confirms it was an op.
Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (DcKNO)

So now Our Betters say law enforcement officers can only take-down crazies who are killing children if they wear the correct badge????

If a civilian legally carrying a gun per Texas law had shot the bastard while he was shooting at the funeral home, would the Democrats find out where he works and ask his boss if he was on approved absence from work?

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (pS9We)

401 I get why people are defensive but look, generalizations and blanket statements can be very true despite the fact that people can point to exceptions. I and several other hordelings live in Oregon but its a leftist state run by maniacs who doctor the elections to guarantee power and use judges to shut down any attempt to by pass the system with ballot measures. Oregon is a leftist red state that produces horrors, despite being geographically mostly right leaning people. The exceptions don't make the rule false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

402 Heh. DeSantis wags his dick in their face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (Z7XJd)

403 I think that one hits too close to home and affects them personally or indirectly with friends and family. That and gas prices. Some stuff you just cannot ignore for the cause.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

Just call it it super late stage abortion and they will be onboard.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 03:58 PM (OalnH)

404 M72 LAW: disqualified on grounds of awesomeness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM

Concur.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2022 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

405 twisted land that produces twisted people. again, I am one. but at least I'm aware and I try to rise above the filth.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 03:55 PM (w0NJk)

Blah, stop it. It's a generalization, and generalizations are very useful. But individuals are individuals. Yet, collectives are collectives.

I don't think it's simply the geography. I think, in part, it's a by-product of living in one massive urban sprawl that goes on farther than one can afford to leave - in terms of time or money.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 03:59 PM (Tcpjc)

406 I was in No once. Very hot there
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022

***
Da Swamp? Wise of you to flee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 03:59 PM (txdEq)

407 Wow, that's embarrassing.

Posted by: Walter Mitty at June 02, 2022 03:59 PM (Ivq3X)

408 Coming next week: Biden reveals how he and Corn Pop went "In Country" to negotiate with Charlie for John Kerry's hat...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Liars. It was the other Kerry war criminals hat. Left it behind while distracted by rampaging like Jenjis Khan and doing all the village torching and whatnot.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka THELonebadger at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (h+7ej)

409 The Biden Administration said Thursday that children under 5 may be able to get their first covid vaccination doses as soon as June 21, if federal regulators authorize shots for that age group.

WHO THE FUCK STILL DOES THAT? Covid is dead and gone. That should be child abuse.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (OzJjC)

410 They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

So it's the Dem position now that the shooter was actually a Minority Hero and BLM riots are go?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

411 'Walking Back All the Strong (Deranged) Statements He Makes'
I know FJB is stupid and lies most of the time but so do his underlings. Isn't it possible, he's right and they're wrong some of the times?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (2U9Ls)

412 If true, that confirms it was an op.
Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM (DcKNO)

I can't wrap my head around it. Sincerely.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (p2Rds)

413 >>>After Biden graduated law school in 1968, he reportedly was deemed unfit for military service by citing childhood asthma.

like father, like son. his dad skipped out on WW2. probably offered to suck the draft board's dicks.

Posted by: x at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (uQFwj)

414 I don't think it's simply the geography. I think, in part, it's a by-product of living in one massive urban sprawl that goes on farther than one can afford to leave - in terms of time or money.

it's that, partly, but it's a cultural thing as well that you will find in sparsely populated parts of the region too.

I think it's the specific types of religious that built this area - the Quakers I always point to. they were weird.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (w0NJk)

415 You like my wig?

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (KIc1y)

416 When I lived in Boston I used to get shit about being from California.

I shut up those saying that with one question: "Can you imagine covered wagons rolling EAST?"

I never heard any more crap about California. Who in his right mind would leave California, risk life and limb, brave the mountains, deserts, plains, and hostile Indian tribes to move to the Northeast?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (pmpob)

417 Funny, this article I'm looking at right now says George H W Bush was born in Milton, Mass. I guess they got that wrong. Or not.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (Tcpjc)

418 Chauvin came across as an asshole to most people

He really did, and his extremely spotty, heavily dinged record as a police officer did not help matters any. He was like those LA cops that busted OJ, who were so scuzzy that people on the jury had an easy time letting OJ go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

419 If Republicans weren’t so busy writing gun ban bills they might attack Dems for this border patrol letter.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (OalnH)

420 well, you know, biden...no matter what...still gonna be potus no matter how brain dead he is. Although the great replacement strategy he's implementing because overriding the anglo citizenry who live here is "a good thing" according to him, the Biden Depression is going to be so bad that folks will be illegally moving to Mexico and Canada.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 02, 2022 04:01 PM (OuH7W)

421 What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 02, 2022 04:01 PM (KIc1y)

422 We are living the episode of Star Trek original with NAZIs and the drugged up old guy being a figurehead.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 03:57 PM (WKPeU)

Except they did a better job of hiding it.

Posted by: WiNO at June 02, 2022 04:01 PM (EpDzw)

423 So it's the Dem position now that the shooter was actually a Minority Hero and BLM riots are go?

The shooter was a hispanic tranny.

If the kids he was killing where white instead of hispanic? We'd be talking about how many years the BORTAC shooter would be getting for murdering a LGBT person of color...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:01 PM (ESjRY)

424 I'm an old man, I'm confused...

https://youtu.be/8UP3xmfpe1M

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2022 04:01 PM (jYQlA)

425 @358: "Minneapolis is just weird, yet kinda harmless if you're not stupid."

Minneapolis is Portland without the quirky charm, but it's not so harmless nowadays, and it's trending worse because of progressive blind tolerance and inaction. I agree it doesn't have the same baseline personality cluster as the northeast corridor, but the systemic rot here is strong.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (4NlP1)

426 That press release doesn't say anything about the Uvdale shooting and mentions an earlier letter from January. Looks like it might be related to the agents "whipping" migrants foolishness or just typical Representative grandstanding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (Y5qcH)

427 You like my wig?
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (KIc1y)
___________

I thought you were channeling Angela Davis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (pmpob)

428 The Committee on Homeland Security logo is creepy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)

429 Republicans don't write bills. Prisoners and activists do. Republicans just sign their name to them.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (p2Rds)

430 i would cheefully provide my entire 401k as well as my pension from vought aircraft to the person that hacks sponge brain shit pants' teleprompter with 'i am we Todd did.' 'in fact, i am sofa king we Todd did'. ' my word as a potato'

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (UgAdJ)

431 When I lived in Boston I used to get shit about being from California.

I shut up those saying that with one question: "Can you imagine covered wagons rolling EAST?"

I never heard any more crap about California. Who in his right mind would leave California, risk life and limb, brave the mountains, deserts, plains, and hostile Indian tribes to move to the Northeast?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:00 PM (pmpob)

I don't even want to book a redeye to get there.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (nByzo)

432 The northeast used to be super conservative, all about hard work, protestant work ethic, business, and WASPism. I think the super leftist tilt now is a reaction to those days, while clinging to the ethic of "greed is good" and the idea that the wealthier you are, the more right you must be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

433 Prescott Bush was a CT Senator. Both Bush presidents went to Yale. And the entire family summers in Maine.

You couldn’t get more New England.

But dubya fooled us all into thinking he’s some Texas rancher. We were dumb.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (OalnH)

434 >>When I lived in Boston I used to get shit about being from California.

>>I shut up those saying that with one question: "Can you imagine covered wagons rolling EAST?"

>>I never heard any more crap about California. Who in his right mind would leave California, risk life and limb, brave the mountains, deserts, plains, and hostile Indian tribes to move to the Northeast?

How do you think the early settlers got to the east coast from Europe? The price of jet fuel back then was pretty high.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)

435 Biden Fun Fact: Dr. Jill and Hunter were the first of their generation to embrace fexting. Now it's a family tradition.

Posted by: Simple Joe at June 02, 2022 04:03 PM (BP3/z)

436 Well, it looks like they bribed themselves a rally after 9 weeks of Biden Shitfeast.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:03 PM (ppL7t)

437 That press release doesn't say anything about the Uvdale shooting and mentions an earlier letter from January. Looks like it might be related to the agents "whipping" migrants foolishness or just typical Representative grandstanding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (Y5qcH)

Check the prior tinyurl link to twat with PR image.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 04:03 PM (nByzo)

438 I thought you were channeling Angela Davis.

He had to grow his hair out like that because he's about as black as Yassr Arafat, and nobody would believe he was down with the cause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

439 That press release doesn't say anything about the Uvdale shooting and mentions an earlier letter from January. Looks like it might be related to the agents "whipping" migrants foolishness or just typical Representative grandstanding.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (Y5qcH)

was it investigation teams ? I am an old man, I am confused after reading it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)

440 Obama is from Hawaii.

Not provably.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (FhXTo)

441 Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.
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The line between "wig" and "hat" is very fine indeed.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (sWM8x)

442 Prescott Bush was a CT Senator. Both Bush presidents went to Yale. And the entire family summers in Maine.

You couldn’t get more New England.

But dubya fooled us all into thinking he’s some Texas rancher. We were dumb.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022

***
I'd summer in Maine if I could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

443 Holy shit. Democrats can't be this stupid.

They have written a letter signaling their intention to investigate whether or not border patrol had the authority to intervene in Uvalde.

https://bit.ly/3zeVKF3
——-

If true, that confirms it was an op.
==
You see the tranny was meant to be taken alive, so he could blame conservatives for treating his gender choice cruelly and driving him to atrocity, which after all, is the fault of the NRA and xtians.

Posted by: Soros at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (PUYoS)

444 There's some people in here whose comments you have to take with a grain of salt.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The Salt Monster from ST:TOS at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

445 Great. There is a Covid outbreak at my mom's retirement home and 99% of residents are vaxxed and boosted. My mom makes up part of the 1% . She had the J&J well over a year ago.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (4+wAL)

446 M72 LAW: disqualified on grounds of awesomeness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 02, 2022 03:52 PM

First gen rockets sucked.
Lots of duds.
My Battery Commander fired two at a North Vietnamese tank. They went "Tink!"
Even the commie tank commander poked his head out to see what it was and laughed.
He didnt laugh at the 105 round fired in direct fire.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (anj39)

447 Dammit. Sorry. The press release I linked to on the homeland website is the wrong one. The press release on Twitter isn't on their website.

Mea culpa.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (i0wNm)

448 Minneapolis is Portland without the quirky charm, but it's not so harmless nowadays, and it's trending worse because of progressive blind tolerance and inaction.

Well, the city produced Prince - who was a damn good guitar player and showman. And The Road Warriors. So the town has that going for it.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (Tcpjc)

449 There could have been video evidence of OJ doing it and the black jury would have acquired him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 04:04 PM (OalnH)

450 Chidhood asthma will not keep one out of the military, as far as I know. A recruiter called me, when I was in high school, and I told them I had asthma. The follow up was a question whether or not it was childhood asthma. I told the recruiter I was still asthmatic, and, that was the end of that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (5pTK/)

451 Right so whatever you linked bonhomme has a date of May 6rh on it.

I looked for corroboration of the "scanned" tweeted press release and found nothing.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (p2Rds)

452 How do you think the early settlers got to the east coast from Europe? The price of jet fuel back then was pretty high.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Public transportation

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (M+Lyo)

453
I shut up those saying that with one question: "Can you imagine covered wagons rolling EAST?"

I never heard any more crap about California. Who in his right mind would leave California, risk life and limb, brave the mountains, deserts, plains, and hostile Indian tribes to move to the Northeast?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Wagons East
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111653

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

454 There's some people in here whose comments you have to take with a grain of salt.

I'm sitting right here, you know!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

455 I'd suggest the new Press Secretary is galactically worse than Psaki. She's certainly dumber, and I never thought I'd say that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (XSRBF)

456 There's some people in here whose comments you have to take with a grain of salt.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM

And lemon, and butter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (nByzo)

457 Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.
---
The line between "wig" and "hat" is very fine indeed.
Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at June 02, 2022

***
"Get your wig hat on your head!"

Posted by: "Hi-Heel Sneakers" at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)

458 451 Right so whatever you linked bonhomme has a date of May 6rh on it.

I looked for corroboration of the "scanned" tweeted press release and found nothing.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (p2Rds)

I think if they were to do something like that, they wouldn't put out a press release. But you never know with those fools.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:06 PM (Y5qcH)

459 I am amused that Bostonians and Californians hate each other.

I mean Bostonians hate everyone else. But since Boston wants a similiar form of national socialism to California you'd think they'd get along better.

For the record, it seems the CA version would be more fun since the North East is such a grey miserable place - the weather and the people...but of course I'd rather no national socialism given the choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:06 PM (ESjRY)

460 "More like LA to San Francisco."

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Agreed. LA to San Diego includes Orange County (which still has large conservative areas) and Camp Pendleton. LA to SF doesn't. LA to SF *does* include SF, which is probably one of the most screwed up places in the country.

Posted by: junior at June 02, 2022 04:06 PM (1df0h)

461 He really did, and his extremely spotty, heavily dinged record as a police officer did not help matters any.
____________

I don't think that that's quite fair. He had a number of complaints, but [cue my rant re unbased comparatives] he'd been on the force for 17 years. How many complaints did others with similar experience have?

If he'd spent 17 years patrolling and arresting suspects in the deepest, darkest part of Minneapolis, of course he'd have more complaints than someone who'd just joined the force and was acting as a school crossing guard in a lily-white suburb.

So we don't have the data to make a determination on that score, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:06 PM (pmpob)

462 I'd suggest the new Press Secretary is galactically worse than Psaki.

Psaki always seemed ordinary in smarts, just very disingenuous and foolish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

463 455 I'd suggest the new Press Secretary is galactically worse than Psaki. She's certainly dumber, and I never thought I'd say that.
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She's Haitian so you're a rayciss for noticing her lack of skillz.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (ppL7t)

464 Maine is terrific. For 3 months a year. Rest of the time it’s kinda miserable

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (OalnH)

465 You couldn't see him because it was space but he went on one of the Moon missions.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (KIc1y)

466 455 I'd suggest the new Press Secretary is galactically worse than Psaki. She's certainly dumber, and I never thought I'd say that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:05 PM (XSRBF)

I think that's half the reason she was selected. Another puppet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (XvPQV)

467 So we don't have the data to make a determination on that score, IMO.

You're probably right, and at least some of those complaints would have been BS harassment ones but he did still give off a vibe of a thuggish officer, a bully. Maybe unfair but that was the sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

468 I mean Bostonians hate everyone else. But since Boston wants a similiar form of national socialism to California you'd think they'd get along better.
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At the time I lived in Boston California was still red, although turning Red.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (pmpob)

469 Maine is terrific. For 3 months a year. Rest of the time it’s kinda miserable

Boston is the center of suck in New England. People do generally get better the farther away you get...but Bostonians have also colonized the other NE states.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (ESjRY)

470 I think that's half the reason she was selected. Another puppet.
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Yep, and all she has to do is make you smell the glove over and over again.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (ppL7t)

471 You're probably right, and at least some of those complaints would have been BS harassment ones but he did still give off a vibe of a thuggish officer, a bully. Maybe unfair but that was the sense.
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Fair enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (pmpob)

472 Wolfus, did you just use "summer" as a verb?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (PiwSw)

473 459 I am amused that Bostonians and Californians hate each other.

I mean Bostonians hate everyone else. But since Boston wants a similiar form of national socialism to California you'd think they'd get along better.

For the record, it seems the CA version would be more fun since the North East is such a grey miserable place - the weather and the people...but of course I'd rather no national socialism given the choice.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:06 PM (ESjRY)

Oh, no California leftism and New England leftism are totally different types of crazy. California is bigger on the green stuff and drugs, New England is more soviet.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (b2nrj)

474 @400: "So now Our Betters say law enforcement officers can only take-down crazies who are killing children if they wear the correct badge????"

Our betters want US law enforcement to evolve in the direction of Canada, Australia, and the UK. Meaning many more unarmed local police who strenuously enforce health lockdown and social media hate speech laws. A tyranny of good behavior scolds with badges.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM (4NlP1)

475 The climate of a lot of otherwise great states turns me aside. I like the politics of places like Texas and Florida but I'd never want to live there. Louisiana has wonderful food and music, but its basically hell on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

476 You see the tranny was meant to be taken alive, so he could blame conservatives for treating his gender choice cruelly and driving him to atrocity, which after all, is the fault of the NRA and xtians.
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It all points to the tranny was supposed to murder a lot more children. The cops gave him the time needed to truly horrify people with 100+ dead children but the CIA-FIB op went wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (WKPeU)

477 Prescott Bush was a CT Senator. Both Bush presidents went to Yale. And the entire family summers in Maine.

You couldn’t get more New England.

But dubya fooled us all into thinking he’s some Texas rancher. We were dumb.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022

You don't have to like him but he was born Texan, raised Texan and continues to live his life as a Texan.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (4+wAL)

478 Am I reading the Babylon Bee now?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (AHeqJ)

479 I mean Bostonians hate everyone else.
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Bostonians view NYC as a rival. In my limited experience, my impression has been that New Yorkers are at best dimly aware of Boston.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (pmpob)

480 468 I mean Bostonians hate everyone else. But since Boston wants a similiar form of national socialism to California you'd think they'd get along better.
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I've noticed that Red Sox fans are the biggest drunks at the ballpark. They beat Philly fans by a mile.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (ppL7t)

481 The Maine coastline is spectacular which is why there are so many very wealthy people with homes there. And not just for 3 months.

Some people actually like winter. Bizarre, I know but then some people like living in a desert. Go figure.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (ZLI7S)

482 Greetings:

Old bald-headed Zena
has anybody seen her
Cute as she could be.

She don't wear no whig
'cause her head's too big
But she's alright with me

Posted by: 11B40 at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (uuklp)

483 Louisiana has wonderful food and music, but its basically hell on earth.
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Ha ha ha ha ha - oh child.

Posted by: Cleveland Ohio at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (tbms7)

484 "This new map also dismantles the North Florida congressional seat held by Rep. Al Lawson, a Black Democrat."

LOL

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (I+ZWa)

485 You don't have to like him but he was born Texan, raised Texan and continues to live his life as a Texan.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (4+wAL)

——-

Huh, the Texans I know aren’t globalist trash.

Posted by: Seems legit at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (DcKNO)

486 But dubya fooled us all into thinking he’s some Texas rancher.

I mean, he WAS a Texas rancher. As Anti said, he was born there, and he did own a ranch and work on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

487 I worked with an Arabic guy in Boston and it was amusing, he said when he moved there he thought that people in Boston would be really nice since they were leftwing and all and that they were worse there then when he lived in the South.

I laughed when he told me that and pointed he had a really, really distorted view of the Northeast from listening to the media based out of the Northeast.

But...last I talked with him the guy is still a Bernie Bro so he's got a thick head apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (ESjRY)

488 There's some people in here whose comments you have to take with a grain of salt.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 03:47 PM

The deuce, you say!

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

489 Maine is terrific. For 3 months a year. Rest of the time it’s kinda miserable
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 02, 2022

***
Also true of SE Lousy-ana. It's just that the 3 months are from mid-December (if you're lucky) to mid-March.

(Well, no, it's never terrific. But it's tolerable.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (txdEq)

490 Wolfus, did you just use "summer" as a verb?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 04:08 PM

The absolute horror - we had to summer over without Summer's Eve!

Posted by: New York Socialite at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (a3Q+t)

491 @448: "So the town has that going for it."

... which is nice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (4NlP1)

492 Biden has forced OPEC to boost production by 50%
2 years ago Trump begged OPEC to cut production because oil was to cheap for American process to make money
Ace must have forgotten about that

Posted by: Steve at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (c00K6)

493 Louisiana has wonderful food and music, but its basically hell on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

Not from December to March. The winters are where LA really gets nice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (Y5qcH)

494 I've noticed that Red Sox fans are the biggest drunks at the ballpark. They beat Philly fans by a mile.

Philly fans act like they're used to being drunk, and are able to work with it. Red Sox fans act like a high schooler on his first bender.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

495 I don't think that that's quite fair. He had a number of complaints, but [cue my rant re unbased comparatives] he'd been on the force for 17 years. How many complaints did others with similar experience have?

Hence, part of what is wrong with the model. If he was really "staring into the abyss" that long ? Then something is wrong with his eagerness to continue doing so. And something is wrong with us, as society, continuing to let him.

Things like being a cop are necessary - I don't like them, but I understand they are needed. However, being something as powerful as a cop, as we've now made them, should not be a permanent vocation or a lifestyle.

If that means less effective cops, in return for more people getting a taste of that burden, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Reboot and Repeat at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (Tcpjc)

496 Has Joe stopped wearing a neck tie?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (VdGjU)

497 That demented monster took Scamtrak East.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (KIc1y)

498 She's certainly dumber, and I never thought I'd say that.
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I don't see it. I mean - maybe. I guess. But we're talking about the low end of human intelligence.

It's like saying Elon Musk is richer than Jeff Bezos. Maybe so, I suppose Jeff could argue the point as far as market-cap and imputed wealth, but does it matter? They're both so rich it beggars belief.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (FIJ+3)

499 50% OMG Steve is a f'king idiot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)

500 >>I've noticed that Red Sox fans are the biggest drunks at the ballpark. They beat Philly fans by a mile.

Not even close. Bostonians are usually happy drunks. Philly fans throw crap at Santa Claus.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)

501 The winters are where LA really gets nice.

Its still a trashy swamp run by corrupt people. I mean, they get hundreds of millions to fix up the place after hurricanes, but they look the same when the next hurricane hits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

502 According to Skull and Bones lore, Prescott Bush was among a group of Bonesmen who dug up and removed the skull of Geronimo from his grave at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, in 1918. He was in the Army as an artillery officer when he did this.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (ppL7t)

503 463 455 I'd suggest the new Press Secretary is galactically worse than Psaki. She's certainly dumber, and I never thought I'd say that.
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She's Haitian so you're a rayciss for noticing her lack of skillz.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (ppL7t)
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Never mind that. He's just got to hope she doesn't start sticking needles in a doll resembling him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (pmpob)

504 . . . Louisiana has wonderful food and music, but its basically hell on earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022

***
Good food can be prepared at home. Music can be had on CD or online. Neither is worth living in this trash heap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (txdEq)

505 but they look the same when the next hurricane hits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

Looks worse actually.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (Y5qcH)

506 I lied about asthma to get in.

Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (AmoqO)

507 486 "But dubya fooled us all into thinking he’s some Texas rancher."

I mean, he WAS a Texas rancher. As Anti said, he was born there, and he did own a ranch and work on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

At a certain level regional differences start to matter less. The Boston Brahmins will have more in common with the Indian Brahmins and so on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (b2nrj)

508 Remember: LBJ was a Texan too.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (Qhnrt)

509 Remember: LBJ was a Texan too.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (Qhnrt)

That was before the parties switched.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (1VOfO)

510 but the CIA-FIB op went wrong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM

We would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for the meddling BPA getting his haircut nearby! - Eff Bee Eye

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (DB16e)

511 The winters are where LA really gets nice.
*
Its still a trashy swamp run by corrupt people. I mean, they get hundreds of millions to fix up the place after hurricanes, but they look the same when the next hurricane hits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022

***
They are still whining about Katrina. It's been 17 years, people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)

512 Come on, man. That Caleb Boggs was a bad dude.after my naval service I thrashed his ass, then I had his wife. You have my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (MfLq9)

513 It all points to the tranny was supposed to murder a lot more children.

A few news stories claimed that the Buffalo and Uvalde shooters had the same online friend who was encouraging them to violence.

But this is where the uselessness of our media comes into play. The are ignoring this story. But they would whether it was false...or true.

And we know Obama was trying to drive policy through violence by selling guns to Mexican cartels and importing jihadis, so it isn't so hard to believe the feds would intentionally spin up crazies.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (ESjRY)

514 Never go full Steve. Stupid, Democrat and somewhere on the Trans alphabet is no way to go through life son (?)

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (oWBc3)

515 Texas isn't what a lot of people think it is.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (Qhnrt)

516 I've noticed that Red Sox fans are the biggest drunks at the ballpark. They beat Philly fans by a mile.

Not even close. Bostonians are usually happy drunks. Philly fans throw crap at Santa Claus.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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I give you the cheap seats at an Oakland Raiders game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (pmpob)

517 ? Ah-hah. The other corrupt LA.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2022 04:15 PM (XBf3S)

518 >>>Psaki always seemed ordinary in smarts, just very disingenuous and foolish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Also, not a good liar.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:15 PM (XSRBF)

519 It makes me sad that Bostonians hate Californians, especially during the winter snow blasts when I'm at the beach.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

520 Posted by: Steve at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (c00K6)
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Lying ain't much of an argument, son.

Posted by: Josie Wales at June 02, 2022 04:15 PM (sWM8x)

521 A few news stories claimed that the Buffalo and Uvalde shooters had the same online friend who was encouraging them to violence.
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I saw screen shots that seemed to show that he identified himself shortly before the event on instagram with the tag biggest op ever.

Posted by: but who knows what is true at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (tbms7)

522
Most black women (and trannys) wear wigs.
_________________

WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY, BIGOT?/1/!?1!?!?/!/

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (SWi3y)

523 She's Haitian so you're a rayciss for noticing her lack of skillz.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:07 PM (ppL7t)
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Never mind that. He's just got to hope she doesn't start sticking needles in a doll resembling him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:13 PM (pmpob)
***

Incompetence transcends race.
Well...it used to.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (anj39)

524 To be fair, i don't think anyone on earth could be a "good" press secretary for this shambolical landfill-fire of a "President".

How the hell can you even spin this shit? All you can do is dump chaff and hope to baffle 'em with bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (6FeV1)

525 >>>Not even close. Bostonians are usually happy drunks. Philly fans throw crap at Santa Claus.
Posted by: JackStraw

Also threw batteries at a Phillies player. Philly fans are arguably the worst "fans" on the planet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (XSRBF)

526 Not from December to March. The winters are where LA really gets nice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (Y5qcH)

Plus we have air conditioning!

Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (AmoqO)

527 Its still a trashy swamp run by corrupt people. I mean, they get hundreds of millions to fix up the place after hurricanes, but they look the same when the next hurricane hits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022
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I visited New Orleans on a business trip, and drew the same conclusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (pmpob)

528 One annoying thing about FJBs speech is the way he cracks his hard c/k sounds. Probably made worse by the dry mouth from the Aricept.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (R8uWY)

529 Wolfus, did you just use "summer" as a verb?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022

***
I'm just being shamelessly trendy, as usual. *Twirls*

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (txdEq)

530 I knew he never had the makings of a varsity player.

Posted by: Junior Soprano at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (qpX6U)

531 Its still a trashy swamp run by corrupt people. I mean, they get hundreds of millions to fix up the place after hurricanes, but they look the same when the next hurricane hits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2022 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
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A friend of mine went to New Orleans to help rebuild after Katrina. He saw a guy, resident, sitting on his butt, while people were working to rebuild. The people doing the work, by the way, were from out of town. He asked the guy why he didn't help, the response, "Why, you guys will do all the work," It was a bit of an eye opener.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (5pTK/)

532 Christopher R. Taylor @-501-
The Big Easy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (gktX6)

533 400- If a civilian legally carrying a gun per Texas law had shot the bastard while he was shooting at the funeral home, would the Democrats find out where he works and ask his boss if he was on approved absence from work?

A civilian would be prosecuted for bringing a firearm onto school grounds

Posted by: WisMike at June 02, 2022 04:16 PM (nIRE6)

534 Chicagoans will shoot you for 20 bucks.

Philadelphians will stab you AND give you an STD.

Bostonians will swear at you, key your car and try to get you fired at your work.

So...go Boston!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

535 >>At a certain level regional differences start to matter less. The Boston Brahmins will have more in common with the Indian Brahmins and so on.

Exactly. The ruling elite is the same everywhere and that's more defining than their address.

Cheers was my neighborhood bar before it became a t-shirt shop. That fake bar was more representative of what Boston is really like than Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

536 >>>How the hell can you even spin this shit? All you can do is dump chaff and hope to baffle 'em with bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

You can't, so they lie and misdirect. It's a tough job if you're a leftist. Most GOP secs are much more prepared.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (XSRBF)

537 I mean Bostonians hate everyone else.
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Bostonians view NYC as a rival. In my limited experience, my impression has been that New Yorkers are at best dimly aware of Boston.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:10 PM (pmpob)

Except when they visit their asshole kids that they send up here to go to college.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (c/0XQ)

538 It makes me sad that Bostonians hate Californians, especially during the winter snow blasts when I'm at the beach.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2022 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
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I had people ask me why I moved to Boston from California. I told them if they figured out why, please explain it to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (pmpob)

539 I give you the cheap seats at an Oakland Raiders game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (pmpob)
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With the Raiders now in Las Vegas, I'm not sure there are cheap thug seats any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (5pTK/)

540 New thread - Kentucky Senate election. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (k6jXd)

541 Psaki was good at confabulating a lie on the fly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (R8uWY)

542 noodse

Posted by: banana Drean at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (YsjiM)

543 Psaki always seemed ordinary in smarts, just very disingenuous and foolish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Also, not a good liar.
==
black eyes, like dolls eyes
she doesn't seem livin' til she comes at ya and bites ya and they roll over white and she starts thrashing

Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (ktZ3v)

544 The deuce, you say!

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

Drop it already.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (nByzo)

545 I saw screen shots that seemed to show that he identified himself shortly before the event on instagram with the tag biggest op ever.

The tranny shooter's TikTok name was "TheBiggestOpp"

Which is...pretty amazing. There is some obscure rap guy with that name though so maybe he was a fan?

Again one of the questions the FNM will never, ever ask.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (ESjRY)

546 Newd

Posted by: New York Socialite at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)

547 >>>Philadelphians will stab you AND give you an STD.

Posted by: 18-1

Hey, the meds cleared me all out!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (XSRBF)

548 Texas isn't what a lot of people think it is.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2022 04:14 PM (Qhnrt)

Texas has its own regional differences because of its size. And like every other red state, the Urban cities are Dem cesspools. That said the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (4+wAL)

549 Biden has forced OPEC to boost production by 50%
2 years ago Trump begged OPEC to cut production because oil was to cheap for American process to make money
Ace must have forgotten about that
Posted by: Steve at June 02, 2022 04:11 PM (c00K6)

Nice lie Steve-O. They've increased production about 16% in 2 years. Meanwhile Biden has nuked domestic production.

Posted by: WiNO at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (EpDzw)

550 After his gun control screed tonight, Joe will fly to Delaware. He wants the three day weekend he lost last Sunday when he went to Uvalde. What a lazy sumbitch.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 02, 2022 04:18 PM (pS9We)

551 It all points to the tranny was supposed to murder a lot more children. The cops gave him the time needed to truly horrify people with 100+ dead children but the CIA-FIB op went wrong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2022 04:09 PM (WKPeU)

Border patrol was out of the loop - they did the right thing.

Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2022 04:19 PM (JrN/x)

552 A friend of mine went to New Orleans to help rebuild after Katrina. He saw a guy, resident, sitting on his butt, while people were working to rebuild. The people doing the work, by the way, were from out of town. He asked the guy why he didn't help, the response, "Why, you guys will do all the work," It was a bit of an eye opener.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 02, 2022

***
Seeing the learned helplessness of the natives*, and talking to cops after the hurricane, opened mine too.

* I am not a "native." I've been marooned or exiled here for far too many years -- but I don't belong here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:19 PM (txdEq)

553 If I decided to live my life as woman, not only would my genes by XY, but even the best tailoring would make me look like a bullet headed schlub wearing an unflattering dress.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2022 04:19 PM (xhaym)

554 Biden reminds me of that episode of Cheers, where a guy at the bar starts rambling about being the queen of England, then he switches to traveling the Eastern Seaboard, before he finally declares, "I *am* the Eastern Seaboard! What a view!"

When's this doofus in chief gonna get the hook?

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2022 04:19 PM (gS3OW)

555 Except when they visit their asshole kids that they send up here to go to college.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 02, 2022 04:17 PM (c/0XQ)
___________

If you want asshole kids going somewhere for college, I submit Italian (Italian-Italian, not Italian-American) students. I vividly recall the uproar they caused as they roamed around in packs. My favorite story was the girl who washed her jeans and placed the sopping wet jeans on a grand piano to dry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:19 PM (pmpob)

556 531 Its still a trashy swamp run by corrupt people.
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That's why Houston built their own inland harbor to avoid the corruption of New Orleans. Then some asshole invited the Katrina people to stay in Houston.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:20 PM (ppL7t)

557 Here's the DHS site's press release about the Uvalde investigation.

https://tinyurl.com/3exnzrkw

Posted by: junior at June 02, 2022 04:22 PM (1df0h)

558 Biden has forced OPEC to boost production by 50%
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Nobody points this out, but the whole idea of cutting back American oil production was putatively to fight global warming.

But if we're buying the same amount of oil from elsewhere, how are we "fighting global warming?" Does burning OPEC oil not generate CO2?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:22 PM (pmpob)

559 * I am not a "native." I've been marooned or exiled here for far too many years -- but I don't belong here.
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C'mon, have a couple of Hurricanes and pickup a ho.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:22 PM (ppL7t)

560 That's why Houston built their own inland harbor to avoid the corruption of New Orleans. Then some asshole invited the Katrina people to stay in Houston.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:20 PM (ppL7t)
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Didn't the crime rate spike when they moved there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022 04:23 PM (pmpob)

561 As a '95 USNA Grad, I'm pretty sure I remember the Joe Biden Medal of Honor room in Bancroft Hall. It was right next to John McCain's if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Jeff in NC at June 02, 2022 04:23 PM (n2Y2C)

562
But if we're buying the same amount of oil from elsewhere, how are we "fighting global warming?" Does burning OPEC oil not generate CO2?

I had a LIV actually make this connection. "If we aren't drilling for oil because it is bad for the ERF...but we are asking other countries to do it instead...that doesn't accomplish anything right?"

I pointed out to her that it accomplishes making us poorer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2022 04:24 PM (ESjRY)

563 That's why Houston built their own inland harbor to avoid the corruption of New Orleans. Then some asshole invited the Katrina people to stay in Houston.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022
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Didn't the crime rate spike when they moved there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 02, 2022

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Predictably, yes. Same w/ Baton Rouge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 02, 2022 04:24 PM (txdEq)

564 Nobody points this out, but the whole idea of cutting back American oil production was putatively to fight global warming.
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Its very hard to grift American oil without going to jail. Everybody else's oil is open to pay to play in the American market. Biden knows what he is doing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:24 PM (ppL7t)

565 I think she should just shrug and say "I have no idea what Biden is talking about."

We'd all believe that.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at June 02, 2022 04:24 PM (+DS2f)

566 In my neck of the woods, the story is that he was an outstanding football receiver for teeny, tiny Archmere Academy in Delaware. In fact, the branch new, young coach who had just moved into the football program at the academy when the Potato was a high school senior, echoed praise to the NYTs in 2008 as to the potato's skills. (LOL. Did he have an option?)

Thereafter, the Potato was supposed to play football for the University of Delaware but withdrew due to asthma, or poor grades, or something. (As always, the details depend on the time of day, the moon, is he wearing a red Phillies ball cap for Dr. Prof, and so on and so forth.

Please, before it's definitely too late, will someone ask the Potato who killed Jimmy Hoffa and where was he buried and document the responses. It could be his most truthful response in his adult lifetime.

Posted by: Lola at June 02, 2022 04:24 PM (NIYa7)

567 Predictably, yes. Same w/ Baton Rouge.
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The folks of Baton Rouge are still very pissed about that. Evidently, the hurricane can leave but the Katrina people stay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2022 04:25 PM (ppL7t)

568 But if we're buying the same amount of oil from elsewhere, how are we "fighting global warming?" Does burning OPEC oil not generate CO2?

I had a LIV actually make this connection. "If we aren't drilling for oil because it is bad for the ERF...but we are asking other countries to do it instead...that doesn't accomplish anything right?"

I pointed out to her that it accomplishes making us poorer.
Posted by: 18-1

Same as China in regards to OSHA/EPA.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 02, 2022 04:25 PM (OzJjC)

569 Sorry. Brand new young coach..

Posted by: Lola at June 02, 2022 04:26 PM (NIYa7)

570 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2022 04:31 PM (PiwSw)

571 hey lola! I think we're in the same neck of the woods. I don't know too much about the old man tho, more about the guys at AA.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 02, 2022 04:34 PM (w0NJk)

572 @571 I don't know too much about the old man tho, more about the guys at AA.

Hi, there, Black Orchid, and yes, I believe we are!

I know a bit about the school and its legends as I have a son who attended years ago. He hated me then (begged me not park my Dodge in the school's lot next to a Rolls but I still did), and I also worked the flea markets (though they weren't called flea markets) and helped build sets for the prom.

Upon further reflection, that son is quite the lefty and likely still intensely dislikes me. Oh well.

Posted by: Lola at June 02, 2022 04:44 PM (NIYa7)

573 I often wonder what the other Heads of State or Foreign Ministers think when they meet with Biden. Are the all playing the mum game; that no one rats out or even hints that anyone in their circle is a complete stupe?

Are they all just holding onto their grins in the hopes that better days are ahead so they dare not burn bridges to the US just yet?

(I always wondered about foreign Foreign Ministers dealing with the US through hdr22@clintonmail (dot) com instead of something with a dot-gov address. No one seemed to mind, though, did they?)

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 02, 2022 05:06 PM (K58O6)

574 Biden's Sidekicks like just about all Villians had their Sidekicks to do their Dirty Work for them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 02, 2022 06:08 PM (wGqjj)

575 I'll bet Biden made a game saving tackle on Napoleon McCallum, who got an NCAA 7,172 career all-purpose yards.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 02, 2022 06:49 PM (EMi53)

576 Re I don‘t think there is a single incident... : That's true, but only because none of these incidents involved an assault weapon (properly defined). They were all just standard issue semi-auto rifles.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 02, 2022 07:30 PM (S7une)

577 132 "Al's bragging about his past, Peg's outrageous hair and fashions."

Isn't this essentially the story of Barack and Michelle? Well, except that Barack was never any good at anything.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 02, 2022 09:45 PM (4OVxK)

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