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Is it blood or fruit flavored?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2022 06:07 PM (Wg1SU) 2
Ah raspberry flavored, just like a real uterus. And by golly, I'm having a "conversation" about it.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Wg1SU) 3
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Eat me".
Posted by: wth at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (v0R5T) 4
Obsession with one's own reproductive organs indicates a very stunted development.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (wPuAx) 5
Stick them in a hut for a week. This will pass.
Posted by: Ancient Wisdom at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (23Kg8) 6
Do these idiot women really believe they invented menstruation acceptance???
All the world's other problems have been solved apparently. Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (3wU48) 7
We have lost the plot
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (YglAn) 8
Oh, this will help fight the image that some women are just inherently insane. Yep.
Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (uiT+8) 9
Are Uter-o's made by the same company that makes Kaboom?
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 06:09 PM (vrz2I) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (HsAzN) 11
"Would you like to come over for breakfast?"
Sure. "We have conversations about periods over the breakfast table! Don't worry, we have cereal that normalizes that." I'm busy that day. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (2hil/) 12
Maybe this is a marketing tactic, to make the Ghost of Endor lay off of Kaboom as the greatest of cereal horrors?
Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (uiT+8) 13
Jesus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (Irn0L) Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (AkbRF) 15
I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) 16
First world problems.
I want to I’ve to Bora Bora and not deal with all this worthless stupidity. Posted by: Czech Chick at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (haWye) 17
Swedish Sexless Frigid Hysterical Karens, no less!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (ZSK0i) 18
14 i saw a commenter asking for something that wasn't so dreary, I hope this is satisfactory.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (AkbRF) Thoughtful ace. Always looking out for us peons. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) 19
Although it won't ever be stuck on supermarket shelves, people can get a free box by contacting the Swedish company.
A survey of more than 2,000 people by the company found 48 per cent of girls and women are too embarrassed to talk about their period. "This cereal smells like Swedish Fish!" Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (6eRlp) 20
They should have little sperm shaped marshmallows.
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (vrz2I) 21
Hooha Toasties
Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (gmo/4) 22
>>I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that.
Thanks for doing us a solid even when you can't. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (ZLI7S) 23
Looks like they'll make handy spacers for ceramic tile installation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (HsAzN) 25
Is there a breakfast cereal to normalize discussion of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (eGTCV) 26
Can't wait for the Saturday morning commercial
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB8) 27
End Times. Okay, Late Stage Empire Follies.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (Vr12I) 28
I've never met a woman who wanted to talk about periods at length with men. If I ever met one, I would back away slowly.
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (2hil/) 29
Hysterectomy for all Leftist feminists. Problem solved.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (U3akT) 30
@15
Instead of "bag o'dicks" there could be a "box o'dicks" cereal. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (Wg1SU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (/U27+) 32
15 I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) Pity, that. Posted by: Don Lemon at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (2hil/) 33
Swedish Mish
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (HsAzN) 34
22 >>I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that.
Thanks for doing us a solid even when you can't. Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (ZLI7S) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (08ncd) 35
Please explain to me: what is there to talk about? It happens monthly, you have to deal with it, and sometimes there are unwelcome things like cramps, headache, etc. And?
Shall we next have a national conversation on earwax buildup? Adult acne? Unexpected flatulence? Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (3wU48) 36
High in protein? Iron?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (okiAz) 37
Come back in five to seven days.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (wPuAx) 38
Do they make Asshole-O's?
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (vrz2I) 39
I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) Probably because they from loading dock right to don lemon's house. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (VwHCD) 40
I think you could make bank by actually marketing Uteros. Places like Spencer's would sell them like hotcakes, like those bags of pasta noodles shaped like dicks. Take their serious statement and give it the serious reception it deserves - make it into a gag gift for the office gift exchange.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (lNHqD) 41
25 Is there a breakfast cereal to normalize discussion of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (eGTCV) Cap'n Soggy Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd) Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (WS6Pg) 43
People are too stupid to make fun of anymore. It's discouraging.
Posted by: huerfano at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (MzKgG) 44
Shall we next have a national conversation on earwax buildup? Adult acne? Unexpected flatulence?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (3wU4 The heartbreak of nose hair that annoy the shit out of you. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd) 45
Yuck
Ritual cannibalism. Another piece of evidence that wokism is a religion. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (kf6Ak) 46
I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) The English have one, I think. Spotted Dick Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (gmo/4) 47
14 i saw a commenter asking for something that wasn't so dreary, I hope this is satisfactory.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (AkbRF) Can you find who? So we can properly Posted by: Bete at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (uiT+8) 48
I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that. That does not make it a stigma that needs to be "fixed" by Sexless, Frigid Hysterical Karens whose wombs are as lifeless as the sun-side of Mercury.
Posted by: Ace at 07:06 PM Maybe your diarrhea is caused by public shaming. You don't know for sure. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (b2nrj) 49
25 Is there a breakfast cereal to normalize discussion of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (eGTCV) Honeycomb's big! Yeah yeah yeah. It got small! Oh no no. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (2hil/) 50
42 I prefer Fallopi-o's
Posted by: Guy Smiley CerviTrix Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (WS6Pg) Pun rating +2. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Vr12I) 51
I saw that yesterday, might have mentioned it.
but coming soon! Giggities! Schlong shaped chocolate cereal! Turns milk white and sticky! Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Ynyl9) 52
Having been to Bora Bora, that's not a bad choice.
Bring your French. Most speak some English, especially in the tourist biz, but not everyone. I visited in 2018, would love to go back. I visited the entire Tahitian navy, which consisted of one cruiser, at dock. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (jTmQV) 53
We truly live in stupid times.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (nxdel) 54
My sainted mother was a Labor and Delivery nurse that worked midnights for 40 years. I knew what an episiotomy; meconium, placenta and far worse were from the age of 5 years old from sitting at the breakfast table.
But period discussion during mealtime? WTF is wrong with people? Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (ifHdv) 55
The yeast infections are going to be terrible.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (tTRoI) Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Ynyl9) 57
DingleBerries
Posted by: wth at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (v0R5T) 58
>>UTERUS-shaped' cereal aims to normalise conversations about periods at the breakfast table.
Why? Why would you do this? Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (1+ulx) 59
Once upon a time, when I was a much sicker individual (I'm better now, thanks) I posted a link to a recipe for afterbirths. Placenta stew or a smoothie, or somesuch.
I'm talking about a decade old post on the ONT. It was so shocking, I initially took the whole article as a joke. Now for the bad news It wasn't. I shoulda known it would go mainstream. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (F0YaR) 60
When eating Uteros, don't forget to use a napkin.
Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (6eRlp) 61
Weren't some of Hillary's inner circle into "spirit cooking" with fetus or placenta?
Posted by: cool breeze at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (UGKMd) 62
41 25 Is there a breakfast cereal to normalize discussion of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:11 PM (eGTCV) Cap'n Soggy Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:13 PM (08ncd) --------------------------- Flaccid Flakes! They're GREEEEA...oh crap never mind, it went away. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (lNHqD) 63
the other thing about talking about my dairy-induced diarrhea is that there is no point to talking about it, because all people could say is, 1, oh that sucks, 2, then don't have dairy, 3, have you tried Lactaid.
I mean, this is pretty much all you can say to someone talking about her period. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (AkbRF) 64
I'm Coo Coo for Period Crunch !
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (U3akT) 65
Giggities! Schlong shaped chocolate cereal! Turns milk white and sticky! Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Ynyl9) _________ Endorsed by Andrew Sullivan. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (/U27+) 66
Cheeri-Ovaries is the cereal for me
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (2hil/) 67
Men get periods too so I hope this cereal is marketed to them as well. I am sure these men would benefit from this discussion.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (haWye) 68
15 I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) Longer they are in the milk, the bigger they get Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (/6GbT) 69
55 The yeast infections are going to be terrible.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 26, 2022 06:14 PM (tTRoI) I read that in Charles Barkley speak. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (08ncd) 70
63 the other thing about talking about my dairy-induced diarrhea is that there is no point to talking about it, because all people could say is, 1, oh that sucks, 2, then don't have dairy, 3, have you tried Lactaid.
I mean, this is pretty much all you can say to someone talking about her period. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:15 PM (AkbRF) We could always recommend Keto. Or slapping a hot iron to it. Or even fasting! Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (b2nrj) 71
Count Cockula.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Vr12I) 72
i saw a commenter asking for something that wasn't so dreary, I hope this is satisfactory.
Posted by: ace This is your cure for dreary? Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (cPGH3) 73
I'm old enough to remember when the best cereal had little flying saucers in it.
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (vrz2I) 74
and coming soon: Cher-ios! Dry and tasteless, just like you'd expect.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Ynyl9) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (HsAzN) 76
With Period Cereal you can also talk about grammar.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (eGTCV) 77
Arthur Fleck: Is it Just Me or are Things Getting... Crazier?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (1+ulx) Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (AkbRF) 79
Quaker Ovas.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Vr12I) 80
the other thing about talking about my dairy-induced diarrhea is that there is no point to talking about it, __________ Please feel free to continue not talking about it. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (/U27+) 81
Those are university of Texas helmet logos
Posted by: Boomer at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (rCAVg) 82
I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that.
------- Maybe it's the cereal. You haven't been into the Colon Blow have you? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (aSWOS) 83
Shall we next have a national conversation on earwax buildup? Adult acne? Unexpected flatulence? Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:12 PM (3wU4 Beware! Unexpected flatulence over the age of 60. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (Qhnrt) 84
Grape Nuts, now with more pubes
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (AkbRF) 85
well i get diarrhea from dreary, it's a sore subject
Posted by: ace Mine was from Jif. I threw it away. Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (cPGH3) 86
I'm old enough to remember when the best cereal had little flying saucers in it.
Posted by: fd Quisp or Quake? Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (ifHdv) 87
well i get diarrhea from dreary, it's a sore subject
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (AkbRF) You can't spell ace without Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (08ncd) 88
With Period Cereal you can also talk about grammar. Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (eGTCV) ___________ Now do Colon Oats Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (/U27+) 89
Those are university of Texas helmet logos
Posted by: Boomer at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (rCAVg) Hook 'em vajajaas! Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (gmo/4) 90
Honeywomb?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (ifHdv) 91
Quisp or Quake?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (ifHdv) That's a blast from the past. Think they were before my time, I dunno. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (08ncd) 92
Marketing to the weirdos on TikTok because no little kid or sane adult is going to want Period Crunch for breakfast.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (NpAcC) 93
Ragin' Bran
11 essential vitamins and minerals plus extra girthy! If erection lasts longer than 4 hours, tell your doctor you had RAGIN' BRAN for breakfast. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (HsAzN) 94
I'm old enough to remember when the best cereal had little flying saucers in it.
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM (vrz2I) Quisp? Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (6eRlp) 95
A stunt? That means the epic Period Crunch vs. Kaboom! cage match throw down will never be a Pay Per View?
This is a disaster. I don't know if I'll ever recover. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (a3Q+t) 96
I remember " Colon Blow" cereal, from old SNL.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Vr12I) 97
Lets all sit down with a glass of chocolate milk and talk about Aces diarrhea.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Ejmwn) 98
Mikey won't eat Period Crunch! He hates everything!
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (2hil/) 99
Queef Cereal Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (AkbRF) 100
Period Crunch? FFS, I am going to throw up.
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (HsAzN) Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (Wg1SU) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (x8Wzq) 104
cereal endorsed by Kurt Cobain: Captain Grunge.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (Ynyl9) 105
why do families need to discuss this again? what purpose would that serve?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (8GBH4) 106
Puffa Puffa Rice was a great name.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (ifHdv) 107
Count Cock-u-la
Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (gmo/4) 108
Bev-o's
Posted by: Boomer at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (rCAVg) 109
97 Lets all sit down with a glass of chocolate milk and talk about Aces diarrhea.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Ejmwn) I don't like chocolate milk. I'll drink regular. So ace, would you say this makes you feel old? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (b2nrj) 110
I used to drink some skim milk occasionally.
I gave it up. A whole spectrum of gastro issues went away. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (jTmQV) 111
Hate to go OT meaning not being snarky but I want to try the Magic Spoon cereal. Supposed to be high protein low carb. Anyone try it yet?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (U3akT) 112
Waisin Bwan.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (AkbRF) 114
Just a few days ago our family was sitting in the kitchen struggling with inflation and the price of meat and eggs and gas and trying figure out a way to put food on the table.
While we struggle with Putin's economy, rich folk are focused on oral sex. I'm not kidding, that's no joke! Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (BP3/z) 115
I don't think that conversation will go the way they wanted to go.
Let's have a conversation about "red wings" ladies. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (oEoZw) 116
period shaming?
it's funny, ace. If you listened to this one Beastie Boy's song, the line goes "The rasta man goes 'blood clot'" the Rastafarians hate menstruations. and 'blood clot' is their term of derision. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (OuH7W) 117
saw a commenter asking for something that wasn't so dreary, I hope this is satisfactory.
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM Dreariness Status: [ ] Dreary [X] Not Dreary Fucked Status: [X] Up [ ] Not Up Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (RkC6l) 118
Gnubreed I thought reading that it sounded familiar
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB8) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (/U27+) 120
This obsession with bodily functions -- it is an early childhood phase. You know, a short term thing one grows out of. The Left really are children.
Also reminds me of that study years ago that identified conservatives as being disgusted by uncleanness and various bodily discharge, while progressives aren't. And this was supposed to be a ding against conservatives. Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (3wU48) 121
Men can't complain, we had Frankenberries, and that obvious nod to nards, Crunchberries.
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (2hil/) 122
Y'all make those in burnt orange?
Posted by: Uncle Titus at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (wBpKf) 123
Chocolate Poopsicles
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (vd8XM) 124
Next, a discussion about how a man earns his 'red wings'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (XvPQV) 125
110 I used to drink some skim milk occasionally.
I gave it up. A whole spectrum of gastro issues went away. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (jTmQV) I used to drink skim milk with spicy ramen and that seemed to give me issues. I wonder if it was the skim element of the milk. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (b2nrj) 126
I drink chocolate milk as a recovery drink after a hard workout/ activity.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (U3akT) 127
Those are university of Texas helmet logos
Posted by: Boomer at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (rCAVg) Hook 'em vajajaas! Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:17 PM (gmo/4) ****** Well, that changes things. They do look a little like Longhorns. If they make them burnt orange and call them Longhorn Crunch... I'm in! Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (NpAcC) 128
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (arJlL) 129
97 Lets all sit down with a glass of chocolate milk and talk about Aces diarrhea.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Ejmwn) I don't like chocolate milk. I'll drink regular. So ace, would you say this makes you feel old? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (b2nrj) Well, sonny, Dan Patch was a trotter, too. Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (6eRlp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2022 06:21 PM (63Dwl) 131
Do women realize that they already talk more about their privates and what goes in and out of them? No man goes up to another dude and starts with, "Hey Frank have I told ya about my dick? No? Well here's the deal...". But I guess they have us all talking about their menstruations so 👍
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (0fVbu) 132
Ace, thanks for not splattering your site with diarrhea posts!
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (3wU48) 133
Hate to go OT meaning not being snarky but I want to try the Magic Spoon cereal. Supposed to be high protein low carb. Anyone try it yet?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Food thread. Sunday afternoons. This is the "not dreary, but awfully gross, and opportunity for pun" thread. Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (cPGH3) Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3) 135
>>>111 Hate to go OT meaning not being snarky but I want to try the Magic Spoon cereal. Supposed to be high protein low carb. Anyone try it yet?
yes. It's okay. I like the catalina crunch low carb cereal better, specifically the cinammon toast flavor or the maple one. The chocolate ones are not good. be aware that all of these cereals have very low serving sizes for the carb counts they advertise. Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (AkbRF) 136
From last thread....Don McLean was playing the NRA convention? Always figured he was a sensitive gay liberal
Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (GglwE) 137
Bet you c•n't eat just one...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (kb51C) 138
Clittrix
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (BP3/z) 139
They pried those little buggers off of Dodge Ram trucks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (jTmQV) 140
Get a free pussy hat with every 3rd purchase of period crunch!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (DStmE) 141
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Boundaries at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (yjhwi) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (V2vBw) Posted by: Ostar at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (xFipv) 144
131 Do women realize that they already talk more about their privates and what goes in and out of them? No man goes up to another dude and starts with, "Hey Frank have I told ya about my dick? No? Well here's the deal...". But I guess they have us all talking about their menstruations so 👍
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (0fVbu) Idk, never had a guy tell you about this one shit he had? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (b2nrj) 145
15 I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD You don't need to! Dicks and balls are spray painted and scratched into every available surface! Reeeeeee! Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OX9vb) 146
So....what's the prize in the box?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (RkC6l) 147
142 Let's have a conversation about "red wings" ladies.
___ Pass. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (V2vBw) Just - Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (oEoZw) 149
just mentioning this is in the last thread:
the dystopia the left lives in fear of: handmaids tale the dystopia the left delivers: Mad Max Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (OuH7W) Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Qhnrt) 151
I stopped being able to drink milk about 5-10 years ago. Bad stomach cramps follow. Never got the ace squirts though.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (0fVbu) 152
Do women realize that they already talk more about their privates and what goes in and out of them?
___ Most of us do not. Only the ones with megaphones. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (V2vBw) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (63Dwl) 154
So....what's the prize in the box?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState Straight razor. You know what it's for... Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (cPGH3) 155
One guy going to the can, never needs a Wingman.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Vr12I) 156
I read a book called "Lies My Doctor Told Me".
He got me off milk entirely, but especially skim milk, the author saying the only reason to consume milk is for the fat. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (jTmQV) 157
and right now, recovering in a hospital bed, Fen doesn't know what she's missing.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Ynyl9) 158
There goes our 15 minutes.
Posted by: Pregnant Men at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (QYPq3) 159
Dox Equis
Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (6eRlp) 160
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (AkbRF)
Thanks. Sounded too good to be all the way true. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (U3akT) 161
I could not believe that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children.
Posted by: H.I. Macdonough at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (2hil/) 162
Dos Equis Rojos
Posted by: mrp at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (6eRlp) Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (gmo/4) 164
Peroid crunch, made from 100% soy to guarantee your daughters will have screwed up periods.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (DStmE) 165
On fairness, the sheriff's department had just finished the blocking force component of swat training, breaching was next
Then they were going to get to holsters and manhoodl Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (Wf6ai) 166
wait, I'm 28 so it's been a few years since college...
what are the wings you can earn. redwings, check. but there were others. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (OuH7W) 167
> I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that.
Have you tried lactaid pills? You take one or two just before or after having dairy. I know a handful of people who have stomach issues due to dairy who do this and it lets them eat ice cream or drink milk without issue. Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (kDGvA) 168
You don't need to! Dicks and balls are spray painted and scratched into every available surface!
Reeeeeee! Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OX9vb) Heh. It never stops being funny. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (b2nrj) 169
Dodge ram emblem.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (oEoZw) That's Colorado State's as well. First thing I think of when I see it, is Dodge Rams. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (HsAzN) 170
>" That does not make it a stigma that needs to be "fixed" by Sexless, Frigid Hysterical Karens whose wombs are as lifeless as the sun-side of Mercury."
This is pure poetry, lol. Posted by: DaveX64 at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (rpFTt) 171
Heya y5. : )
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (V2vBw) 172
167 > I get diarrhea when I have dairy now. I usually don't talk about that.
Have you tried lactaid pills? You take one or two just before or after having dairy. I know a handful of people who have stomach issues due to dairy who do this and it lets them eat ice cream or drink milk without issue. Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM (kDGvA) ace actually anticipated this answer. Maybe he's had this conversation with other people before? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (b2nrj) 173
Milk did nothing wrong.
I was on the GOMAD diet when I was lifting. Of course, I'm a filthy Scandi and we digest milk pretty well....so long as we don't stop drinking it for months or years. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (XvPQV) 174
and right now, recovering in a hospital bed, Fen doesn't know what she's missing.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach This morning she said she was home recuperating Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (vd8XM) 175
It's not that I have a problem with people talking about this kind of stuff,....
But every f----ing minute, every f----ing day, every f----ing thing has to be about their "thing," whatever that thing is. Their plumbing, their gender fantasies, their color, their victimhood. You talk about this stuff with your girlfriends down by the river doing laundry - not at the breakfast table. Posted by: Boundaries at May 26, 2022 06:26 PM (yjhwi) 176
re 145: I heard Coco Puffs were modeled after Paul Robeson. I might have heard it while listening to something by John Cage.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (Ynyl9) Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (F0YaR) 178
well i get diarrhea from dreary, it's a sore subject
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:16 PM A new poem work in progress, The Ace: Once upon a midnight dreary, while Ace pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quart and curious carton of forgotten dairy Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: boynsea at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (cx155) 180
Edwina's insides were a rocky place, and my seed could find no purchase.
Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (cPGH3) 181
I can't imagine cookies, cake and pie without milk. And I really like cookies, cake and pie.
Coffee works to a degree, but not as good as cow juice. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (HsAzN) 182
150
Ovarytine. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Qhnrt) --------------------------- Ralphie's gonna be learning some interesting stuff with that decoder ring this Christmas. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (lNHqD) 183
SMH!!
Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (Wf6ai) 184
You talk about this stuff with your girlfriends down by the river doing laundry
___ Explains why I've never discussed that. Wasn't doing laundry by the river. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:27 PM (V2vBw) 185
98 Mikey won't eat Period Crunch! He hates everything!
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:19 PM (2hil Sounds like Mike is getting a visit from 'aunt flo' {snicker} Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (/6GbT) 186
I don't know if I'm required to give away one of my man cards but I've never ever found fart / bodily function humor to be funny.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (U3akT) 187
I'm waiting for a pervert to be caught in the cereal aisle banging a box of Period Crunch.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (eGTCV) 188
Like a pet rock or a man getting preggers.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (pvM5r) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (HsAzN) 190
Kroger brand burger buns, rated meh out of 10. Sadly I don't recall what brand I used to buy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (b2nrj) 191
I'm waiting for a pervert to be caught in the cereal aisle banging a box of Period Crunch.
Posted by: Northernlurker ___ That'll be a challenge on TikTok. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (V2vBw) 192
I have the fart app on my iPhone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2022 06:28 PM (Odr5r) 193
Urban Dictionary: Red Wings
[look it up yourselves] Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (0mUYx) 194
How does the Matrix know what Period Crunch tastes like?
Posted by: Mouse at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (2hil/) 195
136. He was. The NRA was struggling a bit this year for entertainers. They normally have a big concert headliner such as Alan Jackson, etc. and a smaller indoor 1/2 hour concert before the ILA forum where Trump speaks. This year it was not announced who was playing until last month and Trump was just announced last week.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (Ejmwn) 196
Hate to go OT meaning not being snarky but I want to try the Magic Spoon cereal. Supposed to be high protein low carb. Anyone try it yet?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:20 PM (U3akT) Wife tried it, said it was okay. I think they go to powder with the first crunch. She bought four boxes to save on shipping, which was probably a mistake. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (wBpKf) 197
As long as she makes the sammiches for lunch I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (8GBH4) 198
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Vaginas! My favorite!
Posted by: calvin/hobbes at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (QRsW4) 199
Ok horde question time and to make a long story short
An IT company is doing some sort of equity/diversity thing for people who don't have four year degrees in the IT field. They would do some sort of paid internship(I think) A buddy of mine in that industry is putting my name forward. Something may happen or nothing. I'm completely against all that bullshit. How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) 200
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (0fVbu) Idk, never had a guy tell you about this one shit he had? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy Rectum? Posted by: Almost appropriate recycled straight lines R us at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (yjhwi) Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (oEoZw) 202
If you would like to drink milk but have had some digestive issues, there are alternatives that might work -- goat milk, A2 cow milk, non-homogenized milk, or raw milk.
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (6RgRK) 203
Ah yes, disaster pants. This too is a story about FJB
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (/6GbT) 204
I used to love milk. Then I stopped drinking it for awhile. Now when I drink it it give me digestive issues.
Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Bosk at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (x6uUk) 206
See "Peen Cuisine", which all about dick shaped recipes. This exists. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz) 207
So many norms to restore, so little time.
Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (dscaa) 208
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn)
Dude take it! But don't tell them you're conservative. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (U3akT) 209
let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (AkbRF) 210
Grew up in a house of three women, girlfriends from Catholic schools - this has been normal since, forever. The current generation is ridiculous.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (QZ/dC) 211
Rectum?
Posted by: Almost appropriate recycled straight lines R us at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM Damn near killed 'em! Posted by: Fool Otto at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (DB16e) 212
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How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) Do eet! Destroy them from the inside. Alinsky stuff. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (Vr12I) 213
Actually, orthodox jews are mad about their women's periods, and Israel is no 4th world shithole.
Those cereals, though, look more like mutilated starfish. Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (0A5mI) Posted by: Joe Mama at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (WmGrA) Posted by: Bosk at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (x6uUk) 216
204 I used to love milk. Then I stopped drinking it for awhile. Now when I drink it it give me digestive issues.
Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (gmo/4) I had the same problem. I managed to mostly reverse by drinking organic whole milk. Small amounts at first then building up to normal again. It worked for me. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV) 217
Next up: turd-shaped brown cereal, so we can discuss defecation at the breakfast table.
Amber Heard will be featured on the cereal box cover. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (MvHI3) 218
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) Accepting that job, if offered, would not be hypercritical to me. Family comes first. Providing for your family is job one. Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (gmo/4) 219
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen Dude. Go for it. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (Odr5r) 220
Next up? Eating a bag of dicks ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (LX/aE) 221
See "Peen Cuisine", which all about dick shaped recipes. This exists. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz) _________ Sponsored by Johnsonville Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:32 PM (/U27+) 222
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM As an old PPoP IT guy, I say go for it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (a3Q+t) 223
This has nothing to do with period shaming - (surprise) - it's about sexualizing children.
Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (dscaa) 224
I love whole milk and will occasionally drink heavy cream.
Keeps them doggies rollin Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (b+v9B) 225
>>>
Idk, never had a guy tell you about this one shit he had? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:23 PM (b2nrj) I guess I have bragged to other guys how long I peed before. I was at a diner after a night out and realized that I hadn't peed in a while, like many many beers ago, and I go in to pee. I thought I was never going to stop. I got to the point where I was trading weight between my feet because they were getting tired and I adjusted aim to lean to the side against the stall. People were coming into the bathroom finishing up and leaving while I'm still going. I thought I was done and leaned forward, nope still going. It was very impressive. But that's the only story I have. Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (0fVbu) 226
199 A buddy of mine in that industry is putting my name forward. Something may happen or nothing. I'm completely against all that bullshit.
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) Go for it, assuming the company wants you do real work, rather than just check off a box and take a sinecure. Take the W. I didn't think I should get Covid unemployment subsidies, but I cashed the virtual check. Career is really important. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (2hil/) 227
Daniel Defense cancelled from NRA. Fuck those people - too bad I have one of their platforms.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (QZ/dC) 228
209 let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (AkbRF) So there I was, just me, the pearly throne, and horrors of the anus not yet contemplated by the fiends of Hell... Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (b2nrj) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (YglAn) 230
I've always said that all Rorschach pics are uteruses.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (U3akT) 231
Afternoon.
I'd eat Uter-Os if it was a high fiber cereal. Gotta keep regular! Speaking of getting the runs after having milk... Okay, so this is TMI and you might want to skip the rest. So after I got my CDL I started to get the runs really bad. I mean REALLY bad. Like I was shitting six times a day. Couldn't explain it. Tried taking all manner of supplements, didn't help. But then, for whatever reason, I stopped eating so much cereal on the road. Problem solved. No more shits. HOWEVER! I still eat cereal and drink milk at home with no problems. An internet friend of mine said something about producers putting something in the milk that causes these problems. OR maybe it's just because I limited my intake to just a couple of days whenever I'm home. I dunno. But I'm not shitting my brains out anymore and that makes me happy. Posted by: Robert at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (1Yy3c) 232
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) Thathalfrican, you would be a breath of fresh air and sanity in that position. Also, your presence would exclude an entitled, resentful, non-productive person from the job. Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (6RgRK) 233
I'm guessing Cap'n Crunch doesn't have a whole lot to worry about.
Remember when cereal boxes had good little toys in them? Like a small compass or a decoder ring? Man, those days were great. Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (0IeYL) 234
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge. Posted by: thathalfrican ZERO. It is your responsibility to accept any opportunity that is offered. I think all conservatives would agree that it is better to go to a deserving person who sees it as an opportunity, than to a lefty grifter Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (yjhwi) 235
An IT company is doing some sort of equity/diversity thing for people who don't have four year degrees in the IT field. They would do some sort of paid internship(I think)
A buddy of mine in that industry is putting my name forward. Something may happen or nothing. I'm completely against all that bullshit. How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn) #DoIt You aren't pushing for it and there's no reason only the grievance mongers should benefit. Go provide for your family. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (XvPQV) Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM (kb51C) 237
> ace actually anticipated this answer. Maybe he's had this conversation with other people before?
Sorry. Missed that. I'm multitasking. Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (kDGvA) 238
230 I've always said that all Rorschach pics are uteruses.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (U3akT) Butterfly, butterfly, guy stabbing you with a knife, butterfly... Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (b2nrj) 239
Oh, I know!
Let's make a cereal that celebrates constipation! Like Count Chocula but with bigger chunks. We desperately need to celebrate other bodily functions, too! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (aXxgO) 240
Thanks everyone.
If the opportunity arises and it works financially? Guess it's time to start a new career in a field I know next to nothing about. Back to talking about bowel movements. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (YglAn) 241
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
Posted by: What is the worth of you valus Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (Wf6ai) 242
On the milk thing,
I have had a couple friends like this with milk or carbs. You have to acclimate slowly. A tiny bit a day for weeks or months building up to get the body used to it. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (yjhwi) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:35 PM (s2VJv) 244
Andy "Fletch" Fletcher, Depeche Mode's keyboardist has died.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (kDGvA) 245
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See "Peen Cuisine", which all about dick shaped recipes. This exists. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz) (uncaps fountain pen) (takes scroll off shelf, unrolling to reveal the title: "Things never to Bing, ever") (Adds new entry) Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (2hil/) 246
>>> let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
That thing that women do...really weird, amiright? Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (UnQlg) 247
let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM Let's not disappoint Ace, here, folks. Bad Things happen when we disappoint him. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) 248
Count Choc-Clit-a . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (s2VJv) 249
... so Karen will continue Making the World Safe for Menstruation.
-------- Biden: "After I cure cancer, I promise to spend trillions to win the War on Menstruation!" Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (LX/aE) 250
No bats in the Cafe, for example.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (a3Q+t) 251
244 Andy "Fletch" Fletcher, Depeche Mode's keyboardist has died.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (kDGvA) And Yes drummer Alan White. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (s2VJv) 252
I tried to eliminate dairy from my diet once, but my hair, nails became very thin and my bones and joints ached. Some people have a legit reason to quit, I was just trying to drop a few pounds.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (BP3/z) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (YglAn) 254
247 let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM Let's not disappoint Ace, here, folks. Bad Things happen when we disappoint him. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) We do not want cruel Ace. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (Vr12I) 255
>>>Let's not disappoint Ace, here, folks. Bad Things happen when we disappoint him.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) Like Stacey Abrams at the top of the front page for three hours. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3) 256
247 let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM Let's not disappoint Ace, here, folks. Bad Things happen when we disappoint him. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) We've already punished him for oversharing about his lactose intolerance, what's the worst he could do? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (b2nrj) 257
wait, I'm 28 so it's been a few years since college...
what are the wings you can earn. redwings, check. but there were others. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 06:25 PM Where I went to school? Gray wings Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (RkC6l) 258
An AWFL Breakfast
"Mommy, this cereal with Red "T"s doesn't taste good. i want Captain Crunch." --"Captain Crunch is a white supremest bastard, Vagino. You know we don't -" "Mo-o-o-om, I told you I don't like that name. Everyone laughs at me. I want you to call me, Johnny." --"Vagino, you should be proud of your name! Mommy has a vagina, and-" "I know, Mom. Jimmy says the stork brought him." --"See? See? See this is why you need to eat this cereal. You came out of Mommy's vagina just like her period!" "Can't I just have Captain Crunch. This redT stuff is making the milk look like blood." --"Now, your period shaming your cereal! Shame on you, Vagino! Shame!" ... Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (OK0YZ) 259
"Intimina claims conversations about periods are not 'truly normalised' and it wanted to 'make a statement' about the issue."
Oh, you're making a statement alright. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (aXxgO) 260
Biden - Obama officials were conducting secret meetings with Iran during Trump's presidency.
https://bit.ly/3GnsNIx Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (kDGvA) 261
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:33 PM (0fVbu)
Man, that's some serious peeing. - All the Way Mae Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (gmo/4) 262
Easily 99 % of milk I use is in cooked foods, oatmeal , cream of wheat or soup, if I drink 1 glass of milk in 6 months would be surprised.
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (2JoB8) 263
I thought Alice Cooper solved this problem back in 1975? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTx6S4kXbXc Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (s2VJv) 264
thathalfrican, someone is going to benefit. Why not you?
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (OX9vb) 265
Is it flavored with all-natural ingredients (if you know what I mean). I want a Nata Lee flavor.
I thought about using the ‘real Girl Scout’ line from Addams family, but there are limits. Posted by: Advo at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (LcnVR) 266
256 247 let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys
Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM Let's not disappoint Ace, here, folks. Bad Things happen when we disappoint him. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) We've already punished him for oversharing about his lactose intolerance, what's the worst he could do? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (b2nrj) Yoko, London Boys Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (Vr12I) 267
I'm guessing Cap'n Crunch doesn't have a whole lot to worry about.
Remember when cereal boxes had good little toys in them? Like a small compass or a decoder ring? Man, those days were great. Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2022 06:34 PM That 2600 hz whistle opened up all sorts of interesting conversations. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:39 PM (a3Q+t) 268
So, Testoster-Os didn't get past the focus group?
Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 06:39 PM (14URa) Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Wf6ai) 270
268 So, Testoster-Os didn't get past the focus group?
Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 06:39 PM (14URa) Lol! Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I) 271
LOL. I guess its okay to buy the artificial fruit flavored, high in sugar cereal if it checks that feminazi box.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (3cGpq) 272
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 06:29 PM (YglAn)
No shame in taking the job, dear one. Just think of it as making them spend their money on you! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (twla3) 273
I'm trying to drink a lot less soda pop but every few days I will treat myself to some chocolate milk cut with a little whole milk.
and OT but another Vortex Venom has been delivered, ready to be mounted on my PSA Dagger. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (XvPQV) 274
267 That 2600 hz whistle opened up all sorts of interesting conversations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:39 PM (a3Q+t) It did, for a while. I met the man once. But that's a story for in person, with beers. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (2hil/) 275
How big of a hypocrite would I be if I accepted a position? I'm looking at trying to provide as best as I can for my family and the opportunity could be huge.
---------- No hypocrisy at all. Play the cards you have, brother. I hope it works out well. Any edge to get a foot in the door is valuable. You will ultimately sink or swim on your own merits. Your colleagues and you will know that. Posted by: Drc at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (llGBY) 276
Biden - Obama officials were conducting secret meetings with Iran during Trump's presidency.
https://bit.ly/3GnsNIx Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (kDGvA) Emuloloments!!!! Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:41 PM (dscaa) 277
Providing for ones family is pretty much a trump card for values.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I) 278
When pissing in one's cornflakes just isn't enough...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 26, 2022 06:41 PM (71qTZ) 279
Ace: posts about menstruation cereal
Also Ace: 209 let's strive to be 40% less explicit, guys Posted by: ace at May 26, 2022 06:31 PM (AkbRF) Lol Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2022 06:41 PM (6RgRK) 280
No bats in the Cafe, for example.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 06:37 PM (a3Q+t) You're talking about a silver lining, imho. Ebola comes from bats. Covid came from bats. Bats bad. Rats with wings. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (F0YaR) 281
Were there some firm offering jobs to just whites would that be racist
Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (Wf6ai) 282
The cereal that eats like a meal.
Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (dscaa) 283
Hey. I have a squeeze bottle of Hersey's Chocolate Syrup in my fridge that has a best by date in 2020.
Is it still good? Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4) 284
Well, aren't you people are so damned hoity-toity and high and mighty. The uterus is just fine. Tasty even. Posted by: A Coyote at May 26, 2022 06:43 PM (FIJ+3) 285
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:40 PM (XvPQV)
Cut it with heavy cream; milk has more carbs than cream, and it will taste even more decadent! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 06:43 PM (twla3) 286
282 The cereal that eats like a meal.
Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (dscaa) Bacon-O's. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:43 PM (Vr12I) 287
Providing for ones family is pretty much a trump card for values.
Posted by: kraken Sure. Now do whores hit men and George soros Posted by: Y5 at May 26, 2022 06:43 PM (Wf6ai) 288
My galoshoes, drink whiskey. You are old enough. I save my whiskey for elections, wars and death.
Milk, might as well marry a cow. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 06:44 PM (pvM5r) 289
I thought Alice Cooper solved this problem back in 1975?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTx6S4kXbXc Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (s2VJv) I thought about linking the tune myself. I'm glad you fell for it first. *hands clean* Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 06:44 PM (F0YaR) 290
Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4)
Yes. I have sucked it straight out the jug when it was that old and chunky to boot, and am still alive and kicking. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 06:44 PM (twla3) 291
283 Hey. I have a squeeze bottle of Hersey's Chocolate Syrup in my fridge that has a best by date in 2020.
Is it still good? Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4) omg, I do, too! What can I say, I'm a Costco shopper. Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 06:44 PM (14URa) Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa) Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 06:46 PM (M9XmQ) 294
'UTERUS-shaped' cereal aims to normalise conversations about periods at the breakfast table "Are you OTR ... AGAIN?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:46 PM (MwZpx) 295
Yoko, London Boys
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:38 PM (Vr12I) And the inevitable Rickroll and a pic of naked Lena on the toilet eating cake. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 06:46 PM (F0YaR) 296
@260
>>Biden - Obama officials were conducting secret meetings with Iran during Trump's presidency. What makes this even more vicious is that it was The Meat Puppet who came up with going after Mike Flynn using The Logan Act. I hope Joe Biden get to see Beau real soon. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2022 06:46 PM (1+ulx) 297
The impossible shit sandwich.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (pvM5r) Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (vPDt3) 299
OK, my life is your hands, Horde. If I die by expired chocolate syrup in milk. I'm coming back to haunt you.
LOL. Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (gmo/4) 300
The hour approaches when Karen will not have electricity to power her router let alone access to uterus-shaped cereal, a situation people she elected to office will have caused. Will Karen do the right thing and overdose on pills and wine? We can hope, but she's more likely to hold the neighbors at gunpoint and lecture them about pansexuality.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (nMx88) 301
Yes, let's fucking talk about bodily functions while we are eating, because that isn't insane at all.
There is no other, what's the word, TIME in a person's day for talking about thus shit? Madness. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (k+FB3) 302
If Jack T. Ripper had access to Period Crunch maybe he would not have felt the need to butcher his victims.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (eGTCV) 303
Barky always had a love affair with Iran, you don't on way out send a plane load of cash to your enemy.
I think every favorable thing going with Iran is Barky Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB8) 304
In high school, I had this buddy who was a shameless poonhound. I had a party at my house, and he and his girlfriend came. After she's piss drunk, he goes to the car and eats out Suzy Rottencrotch. He's too drunk too notice what's going on, and comes back having fully earned dem wings, and no clue his face looks like a horror movie. Everybody just let him go to talk to the gf. Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes, now with 40% more explicit commenting at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (FIJ+3) 305
Back when I ate cereal I mostly liked the less sweet stuff like grape nuts and that gigantic shredded wheat brick. I doubt they were any healthier. When I was younger my favorite was cinnamon life. I still have cravings for it today.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (0fVbu) 306
299 OK, my life is your hands, Horde. If I die by expired chocolate syrup in milk. I'm coming back to haunt you.
LOL. Posted by: Archer at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (gmo/4) Just be sure to scrape out the mold. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I) 307
Cut it with heavy cream; milk has more carbs than cream, and it will taste even more decadent!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 06:43 PM (twla3) Now THAT is an idea, thanks Tammy Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (XvPQV) 308
Barky always had a love affair with Iran, you don't on way out send a plane load of cash to your enemy.
I think every favorable thing going with Iran is Barky Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB Remind me which big evil country and leader backs Iran again? Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (dscaa) 309
>>>@TheRealWilliamHayes, now with 40% more explicit commenting at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (FIJ+3)
0 days since Less Explicitness Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 26, 2022 06:49 PM (QYPq3) 310
>>> Everybody just let him go to talk to the gf.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes, now with 40% more explicit commenting at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (FIJ+3) My associates and I referred to this as jelly donut face. Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:49 PM (0fVbu) 311
301 Yes, let's fucking talk about bodily functions while we are eating, because that isn't insane at all.
There is no other, what's the word, TIME in a person's day for talking about thus shit? Madness. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (k+FB3) Funnily I was literally eating dinner myself for the first half of this thread. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:49 PM (b2nrj) 312
... the most trivial of all their fake minor catastrophes is the made-up non-existent problem of "Period Shaming" which they are certain happens... somewhere in the world. Pffft ... that's nothing compared to Comma Conflict. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:49 PM (MwZpx) 313
OK men. I can come over and rub your feet till you get into a fighting spirit.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 06:50 PM (pvM5r) 314
Should answer every question on the Rorschach test with a new euphemism for testicle and penis:
"Wedding Tackle" "Twig and Berries" "Bighead Todd and the Monsters" "The Lads" Etc. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:50 PM (k+FB3) 315
But what about the womyn who don't menstruate?
Posted by: aelfheld at May 26, 2022 06:50 PM (Zy9Yy) 316
I eat whatever I wish whenever I wish. The rule here is never gorge on a specific, moderation rules.
To date, there's never been any issues. Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2022 06:51 PM (KATBx) 317
I use heavy cream in my coffee. I don't see the point of half-n-half.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:51 PM (0fVbu) 318
There is no other, what's the word, TIME in a person's day for talking about thus shit? Madness. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (k+FB3) __________ You go to war with the thread you got, not the thread you want. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 06:51 PM (/U27+) 319
But what about the womyn who don't menstruate? Posted by: aelfheld at May 26, 2022 06:50 PM (Zy9Yy) We get tanked on Merlot and throw a fit about your lack of a mask on an airplane, duh. Posted by: Karen at May 26, 2022 06:51 PM (FIJ+3) 320
Should answer every question on the Rorschach test with a new euphemism for testicle and penis:
"Wedding Tackle" "Twig and Berries" "Bighead Todd and the Monsters" "The Lads" Etc. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:50 PM Meat and two veg. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2022 06:52 PM (RkC6l) 321
Are these different from the negotiations that Kerry was conducting?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 06:52 PM (DStmE) 322
317 I use heavy cream in my coffee. I don't see the point of half-n-half.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:51 PM (0fVbu) Lard. FTW. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:53 PM (s2VJv) 323
When we hit the post time of the blog post, is that going to cause comments to loop? Or was that when the blog post is put up "earlier" than the current time?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 26, 2022 06:53 PM (b2nrj) 324
I remember Urban Outfitters sold some penish/ballsh shaped pasta back in the day, so there's your complete daily organ requirements from breakfast to dinner
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 06:53 PM (OuH7W) 325
If this company is doing equity hires of people who only got a two year degree but have the skills they want; I say GO for it if the pay is decent and its not some scam to get low paid interns that wont end up with permanent positions. Yes, the halfrican may give them another checkmark.
MOST companies are doing this at some level. If the company or division treats people right, and I would verify that before jumping in, and you do have the skills there is nothing wrong with getting in the door based on your buddy and the stupid checkmark. The buddy recommendation if he is good will be the main help. There is book on getting hired called The proximity principle that explains that having someone that knows you are a worker that the company knows and trusts is the biggest factor to getting hired anywhere. HRs get flooded with resumes; having someone forward your resume with "I know this dude has a good work ethic" is HUGE. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 26, 2022 06:53 PM (3cGpq) 326
I suffer extreme arthritis when I make my own sandwiches. Maybe these bitches could solve that problem for me.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (iDcra) 327
once you start locking cops up for life for what they thought at the time was doing their job
well, they are going to become hesitant they begin thinking " am I going to do something that will cost me my freedom" so they do nothing no one goes to jail for doing nothing their would be a lot of Doctors in lockup if this was true Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3) 328
297 The impossible shit sandwich.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 06:47 PM (pvM5r) Zombie Richard Kiley scans lyric sheet, clears throat . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (s2VJv) 329
Is there a breakfast cereal to normalize discussion of erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite Just "Toasted Viagras," which are blue, crunchy and delicious when consumed with whiskey. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (k+FB3) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (GsQOb) 331
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 26, 2022 06:48 PM (XvPQV)
My pleasure! I've been all but carnivore for about a year now, and am an almost-reformed coke (pop!) addict, so happy to offer any help I can. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (twla3) 332
there would be
Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (0mUYx) 334
If Uter-Os are crunchy in any way like Cap'n Crunch, consumers might as well eat ground glass. "Vagina Dentata", anyone? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (MwZpx) 335
"Bighead Todd and the Monsters"
So that is the inspiration for that band name? Next someone will tell me that Led Zeppelin did songs about sex. Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (UnQlg) 336
Cheerio-varies . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (BFigT) Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (2JoB8) 339
Next someone will tell me that Led Zeppelin did songs about sex.
Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (UnQlg) Aside from the Lemon Song, Sick Again and the subtler Dancing Days, that's all I can remember. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (s2VJv) 340
Sugar frosted poop nuggets.... they're GREAT!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (iDcra) 341
"Women" with cocks and balls hardest hit .... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (MwZpx) 342
I certainly hope no one turns my pussy into a cereal.
Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (vrz2I) Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (V2vBw) 345
there really should be some kinda Brussel Sprout based cereal
Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (us2H3) 346
JeffB gets an Instapundit shoutout from no crEd for getting exactly what he voted for.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (yikp0) 347
Next someone will tell me that Led Zeppelin did songs about sex.
Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (UnQlg) Who did they steal them from? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (U3akT) 348
Oh, wait. It's just a PR stunt that will never be sold.
So it's literally a cereal that should be called "Click Bait". Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (k+FB3) 349
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If Uter-Os are crunchy in any way like Cap'n Crunch, consumers might as well eat ground glass. "Vagina Dentata", anyone? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:55 PM (MwZpx) That was the title of the album the Police were about to record but broke up before they could get to the studio. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:57 PM (s2VJv) 350
340 Sugar frosted poop nuggets.... they're GREAT!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (iDcra) "You stole my recipe!" - - Beta O'Rourke Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (s2VJv) 351
I'm thinking of launching an orka cereal. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Mzdiz) 352
"Women" with cocks and balls hardest hit ....
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM Right inna fork. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (RkC6l) 353
>>> Lard. FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:53 PM (s2VJv) I've actually tried putting a slab of butter in my coffee but I can't get over 1) the gross yellow iridescent color and 2) how it doesn't mix. I tried emulsifying it in a blender and that works but it is a lot of trouble. Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu) 354
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I'm thinking of launching an orka cereal. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Mzdiz) There should be a law... Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 06:59 PM (GsQOb) Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 06:59 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2022 06:59 PM (n+4am) 357
Everyone knows a vagina is not cereal. It's a breakfast taco.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 06:59 PM (U3akT) 358
353 Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu)
My niece swore by that as a diet aid but I can't go near it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 06:59 PM (s2VJv) 359
The butter coffee craze was a few years ago it seems, never tried it.
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (2JoB8) 360
Who in the ever loving holy hell talks about periods...anywhere?
Jeebus, SMOD, stop teasing us. Hey, who wants to rap about smegma? Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (ZsR3z) 361
Hershey's chocolate syrup is akin to Velveeta. If you don't finish the bottle leave it to some one in your will.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (DStmE) 362
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I'm thinking of launching an orka cereal. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM Not cool, dude. Not cool. Posted by: Shamu at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (RkC6l) 363
I'm thinking of launching an orka cereal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Mzdiz) Better be fried. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (U3akT) 364
Well, its not the blood of virgins, but it is ok.
Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (ESjRY) 365
raspberry flavored? Shouldn't they be fish flavored?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (h1jJh) 366
This guy will eat anything - i.e. 160 year old hardtack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (es0Dj) 367
361 Hershey's chocolate syrup is akin to Velveeta. If you don't finish the bottle leave it to some one in your will.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:00 PM (DStmE) As a Brooklynite, it's Fox's U-Bet or nothing. Especially for an egg cream. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (s2VJv) 368
Now with Crotchberries!
Posted by: Cap'n Crotch at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (vrz2I) 369
The "uteri" look like little red scorpions. Why the anti-female hate, cereal makers?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (ZsR3z) 370
>>> I'm thinking of launching an orka cereal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Mzdiz) Oh, large aquatic mammals mixed with milk. That's fine. But for a second I thought you wrote okra cereal and that shall not stand. Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 07:02 PM (0fVbu) 371
368 Now with Crotchberries!
Posted by: Cap'n Crotch at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (vrz2I) Golf, er, "clap" . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 26, 2022 07:02 PM (s2VJv) 372
That was the title of the album the Police were about to record but broke up before they could get to the studio.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton There is a movie called, shockingly, "Teeth", about a young lass who has Vagina Dentata, and much hilarity ensues as a result. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:02 PM (k+FB3) 373
Just "Toasted Viagras," which are blue, crunchy and delicious when consumed with whiskey. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 06:54 PM (k+FB3) Just the thing to get you up in the morning. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (n+4am) 374
Bulletproof coffee is horrible and awful
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (YglAn) Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (WS6Pg) 376
This is quite a heart-warming story.
Four tigers spent fifteen years living in a small train car in Argentina, when they were abandoned by a circus. They had never walked on grass or seen the sky except from the filthy car they lived in. A rescue group saved them and shipped them to a big cat rescue in South Africa. The video is amazing. The oldest cat is 18 and nearly completely blind. One of the females was afraid to step outside the cage she was transported in. https://tinyurl.com/mrxwz3rn Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC) 377
11 "Would you like to come over for breakfast?"
Sure. "We have conversations about periods over the breakfast table! Don't worry, we have cereal that normalizes that." I'm busy that day. ---- We also have Erectos cereal (Woodios in Denmark) shaped like a stiff dick so we can discuss dad's erection just like teacher asked. Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (qfLjt) 378
When you are a cop who wants a ban on guns, you wait outside of the school hoping for a high bodycount.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (53XkA) 379
Coffee is best drunk black or with a touch of heavy cream or half and half. Never sugar.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (KATBx) 380
I've actually tried putting a slab of butter in my coffee but I can't get over 1) the gross yellow iridescent color and 2) how it doesn't mix. I tried emulsifying it in a blender and that works but it is a lot of trouble.
Posted by: banana Dream do coconut oil. I've tried MCT oil, which is basically the same thing, except liquid at room temperature. I can stir it in fine. coconut oil needs the hand blender. whatever, I got over that phase, half and half is fine. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (OuH7W) 381
I can think of a lotta things that are not "truly normalised", like my 2A rights, or 4A for that matter. security of voting is another.
*steps away from soapbox, goes to get a beer* Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (+o2yA) 382
I think there's a pretty limited market for menstrual cereal. It's kind of disgusting and unappetizing.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (npVOW) 383
Period Crunch? Should be runny with some spots. Maybe a red dessert topping.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (vN+oL) 384
Now with Crotchberries!
Posted by: Cap'n Crotch at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (vrz2I) Golf, er, "clap" . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton Gy-No-Mite!!! Posted by: Another JJ at May 26, 2022 07:04 PM (WS6Pg) 385
This guy will eat anything - i.e. 160 year old hardtack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2022 07:01 PM (es0Dj) I didn't pull up the link but I can see that hardtack like it was right in front of me. I had a photo book on the Civil War when I was a kid that I must have looked through a hundred times. I can almost recite the narrative under the photo of the hardtack. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (U3akT) 386
There is a movie called, shockingly, "Teeth", about a young lass who has Vagina Dentata, and much hilarity ensues as a result.
I knew those things have teeth. I knew it! Which is why I'll never let my 'lil Barry near one. Posted by: Barack Obama at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (ESjRY) 387
My wife tells me that in college a class was split over some tribe that, when women had periods, sequestered them in special huts. Younger girls had to care for them.
Part of the class cried "Sexism!" The other part thought about it and decided it only needed chocolate to be ideal. Posted by: Eeyore at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (R0Tis) Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (OuH7W) 389
Countess Crotchula.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (nMx88) Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (FhXTo) 391
They are standing outside of the school, looking at the parents, daydreaming of a future where they get to go to those parents homes, kick them in the face and confiscate their guns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (53XkA) Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2022 07:06 PM (1TuZk) 393
there really should be some kinda Brussel Sprout based cereal
Posted by: REDACTED "Kellogg's The Devils Balls" Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:07 PM (k+FB3) Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 07:07 PM (vPDt3) 395
46 I have never seen a... dick or balls shaped cereal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 06:10 PM (08ncd) The English have one, I think. Spotted Dick Yes I saw one too. Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 07:07 PM (qfLjt) 396
Nut milk does a body GOOOOOOOD
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 26, 2022 07:08 PM (ESjRY) 397
343 "Vagina Dentata", anyone?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot What a wonderful phrase. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 06:56 PM (M9XmQ) ------------------------- I like vagina dentata And gettin' caught in the rain Posted by: Hill's Girl Huma at May 26, 2022 07:08 PM (lNHqD) 398
Which is why I'll never let my 'lil Barry near one.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (ESjRY) Lil' is right. Pinhead Zippy and the Raisins. Posted by: Reggie at May 26, 2022 07:09 PM (FIJ+3) 399
You haven't seen those dick shaped lollipops?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:09 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 07:09 PM (dscaa) 401
388 steve1989 rocks!
he doesn't do enough videos..just because he has a real job Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster _________ I'd like to know what the docs here think about him eating that shit. Thought I was going to puke as he was eating that Boer War ration. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 26, 2022 07:09 PM (es0Dj) 402
https://tinyurl.com/mrxwz3rn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC) That's awesome, Jane! Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 07:10 PM (14URa) Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 07:10 PM (vrz2I) 404
387 My wife tells me that in college a class was split over some tribe that, when women had periods, sequestered them in special huts. Younger girls had to care for them.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (R0Tis) The Hawaii'ians did this, originally. Mark Twain wrote about it. Of course he put it discreetly. "...and a hut where the women could dwell in seclusion, from time to time." Or something like that. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 07:10 PM (2hil/) 405
RIP Ray Liotta, one of the really good actors. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (MwZpx) 406
You haven't seen those dick shaped lollipops?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:09 PM Not my bag, baby! Posted by: Austin Powers at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (RkC6l) 407
I can't say it enough, America never recovered when they took the saltine cracker out its rations. Like a link to the civil war was lost.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (OuH7W) 408
If you did not hate breakfast before....
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (V13WU) 409
Rag Against the Machine!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (yikp0) Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 07:12 PM (qfLjt) 411
407 I can't say it enough, America never recovered when they took the saltine cracker out its rations. Like a link to the civil war was lost.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 07:11 PM (OuH7W) Saltines suck now. Turns out the partially hydrogenated soybean oil was an essential ingredient. Same for goldfish. Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 07:12 PM (2hil/) 412
*waves to Peaches*
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:12 PM (DStmE) 413
Mmm-mmm. That's good uterus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 26, 2022 07:12 PM (JROHO) 414
RIP Ray Liotta, one of the really good actors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot ------- Was it the Chantix? Too soon? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2022 07:13 PM (MrUzB) 415
When I was a little boy, cereal sometimes came with a toy of sorts. I wonder if a penis shaped cereal mixed with the little letter "o"s would sell. Good for the free school breakfasts many schools have in the morning.
Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2022 07:13 PM (wsJPE) 416
Jane that is or was terrible for those Tigers
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB8) 417
If you like dentata, I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: AOC at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (a3Q+t) 418
well, the army is now requiring mre's to be transfat free (TFF). The silly army got rid of the salt because, you know, science blorped out that salt was bad. So, IDK if the solid cracker thing in the aluminum vacuum sealed thing was a soybean saltine.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (OuH7W) 419
402 https://tinyurl.com/mrxwz3rn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC) ---------------- Still think you should have gone with the diamond. Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (vPDt3) 420
The Red Tent
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (DStmE) 421
"Try Uter-Os! Period, Full Stop!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (MwZpx) 422
Islam teaches that menstrual blood is one the most unclean substances in the universe. Why don't you send a few cases of your Flow Flakes to Saudi Arabia. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (kt/KM) 423
Who hit Ray?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (WjhXz) Posted by: portlandon at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (+oR7L) 425
That's awesome, Jane!
Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 07:10 PM (14URa) Thanks, Peaches! Can you imagine being locked in a filthy cage for 15 years? The pair had two cubs during the ordeal, and they had never felt grass under their paws. I'm so glad they're at the sanctuary. Such beautiful animals. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (ptqGC) 426
I hardly ever eat lollipops. But when I do, it is shaped like a lollipop.
Posted by: klaftern at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (taPSh) 427
They've stopped making Puffed Rice. Because, 'Shot from guns', I guess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2022 07:16 PM (id1Da) 428
What happened to Fen? (Fenelon Spoke?)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 26, 2022 07:16 PM (npVOW) 429
"Canoli-Os: Stuff 'Em!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 26, 2022 07:16 PM (MwZpx) 430
Jane that is or was terrible for those Tigers
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB I know. Epoch Times linked the story this morning. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:17 PM (ptqGC) 431
Islam teaches that menstrual blood is one the most unclean substances in the universe. Why don't you send a few cases of your Flow Flakes to Saudi Arabia.
Related: I saw on Twitter tonight that apparently Iraq has now made it a death penalty offense to be Jewish. Clearly we did an outstanding job "liberating" them. Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2022 07:17 PM (1TuZk) Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 07:17 PM (kb51C) 433
Just heard a guy on Jesse Watters show say the dad who was on the ground at the school was tased by the cops. Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:18 PM (ptqGC) 434
Everybody just let him go to talk to the gf.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes, now with 40% more explicit commenting I assume the "I have a bloody nose!" excuse didn't work? Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:18 PM (k+FB3) 435
Fen is home and recovering. She posted in Pixy's thread this morning
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:18 PM (5HBd1) 436
I'm so glad they're at the sanctuary. Such beautiful animals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:15 PM (ptqGC) So skinny! I hope they make a good adjustment, it's like a miracle for them, what a wonderful thing. Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 07:18 PM (14URa) 437
Fen is home and recovering. She posted in Pixy's thread this morning
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:18 PM (5HBd1) I'm so glad. I hope her recovery is quick and as painless as possible. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:19 PM (ptqGC) 438
Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke. I refuse to believe that anyone would make something this tacky.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 07:19 PM (aeePL) 439
Saltines suck now. Turns out the partially hydrogenated soybean oil was an essential ingredient. Same for goldfish.
Posted by: Splunge at May 26, 2022 07:12 PM (2hil/) To me the standard Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers became tasteless five years ago or more. Since then I only buy the Xtra-Blasted cheddar goldfish. Those seemed to get less Xtra flavored a year ago. Will the Soylent Green crackers be tasty or not? Won't be long until we find out. Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 07:19 PM (qhIbO) 440
402 https://tinyurl.com/mrxwz3rn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC) That's awesome, Jane! Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 07:10 PM (14URa) The story about the beagles was heart rending as well. Think it was here the other day. Posted by: Javems at May 26, 2022 07:19 PM (AmoqO) 441
Hate to go OT meaning not being snarky but I want to try the Magic Spoon cereal. Supposed to be high protein low carb. Anyone try it yet?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Expensive, not terrible but not good. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 07:19 PM (FVME7) 442
Fen is home and recovering. She posted in Pixy's thread this morning
Posted by: Notsothoreau Good for the AoS Chaplain-ess? -ix? Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at May 26, 2022 07:20 PM (WS6Pg) 443
Butter in coffee . Never tried it. Butter is te is pretty good though.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:20 PM (Vr12I) 444
Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Just read an article that said the killer was wandering around outside the school randomly shooting at people across the street for twelve (12) minutes before two cops arrived and he shot them both and then ran into the school and entered the classroom. Twelve (12) minutes of gunfire right outside the school and still the doors were not secured. Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:20 PM (k+FB3) 445
So Ramos entered an unlocked building, was not wearing body armor, there was no armed or unarmed security, the cops are proud that Ramos was locked in one room killing children while they waited for an hour, & the cops couldn't breach the door so they had to get the staff to open it.
Solution: Ban guns! Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 07:20 PM (MFZ8i) 446
The story about the beagles was heart rending as well. Think it was here the other day.
Posted by: Javems Beagles schmeagles. We're talking money here Posted by: Big Tony Fauci, highest paid fraud in the entire US taxpayer funded government at May 26, 2022 07:21 PM (WS6Pg) 447
Peaches? PEACHES??!!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 07:21 PM (aeePL) 448
Cronenberg's "Rabid", Marilyn Chambers,
develops an orifice under one of her armpits. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (0mUYx) 449
Stankin' Berry
Posted by: ... at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (dscaa) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (M+Lyo) 451
One of the saddest things: Little girl watched her best friend shot and die next to her, and she had the presence of mind to rub herself all over with her friend's blood and play dead.
My mind can't even go there. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (ptqGC) 452
Butter in hot TEA is pretty good.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I) 453
Better than eating a bowl of dicks I suppose.
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (pCXlW) 454
'391 They are standing outside of the school, looking at the parents, daydreaming of a future where they get to go to those parents homes, kick them in the face and confiscate their guns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 26, 2022 07:05 PM (53XkA) " don't forget about shooting their dogs ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (+o2yA) 455
There is a video of a Russian soldier trying to break into a building in Ukraine and he can't get through the locked door.
The world mocked him...and yet we had 12 cops with all the resources America can provide them which were stopped just as cold. Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (ESjRY) 456
Sigh. It's a clown world after all.
Posted by: whig at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (Iq9dF) 457
Butter in hot TEA is pretty good.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I) that is just weird.... Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU) 458
So if you drew a ven diagram with "women too embarrassed to discuss thier period" in one circle, and "people willing to eat 'period crunch' cereal", where exactly would the intersect be?
Posted by: Karen at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (3OXlm) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 26, 2022 07:24 PM (0mUYx) 460
430 Jane that is or was terrible for those Tigers
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB I know. Epoch Times linked the story this morning. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 07:17 PM ( We had something similar with our puppy mill Yorkie rescues. They lived in wire cages stacked on top of each outside in Kansas for years. We we got them to our home and turned them loose in the backyard they started eating the grass because they had never seen it and thought it was food. 5 Yorkies grazing on grass. Posted by: Beartooth at May 26, 2022 07:24 PM (NQrvS) 461
All this makes me think about the Beslan massacre from years back. Chechens murdering school children.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:24 PM (Vr12I) 462
1960: I think in the far future of 2022 Americans will have vacation homes on the moon. And no crimes. Oh and they probably will have robots do their work.
2022: Americans don't have baby formula and can't afford gas. But they are getting plenty of tranny murders. Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 07:25 PM (ESjRY) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 07:25 PM (+o2yA) 464
457 Butter in hot TEA is pretty good.
Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I) that is just weird.... Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU) They drink that a lot in Nepal and Tibet. Tea has to be really strong. They do it for the calories, I think. Posted by: kraken at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (Vr12I) 465
*waves* to Bluebell!
Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (14URa) 466
Yo, Corgis!
Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:27 PM (UnQlg) 467
Daddy?? Why does the Soylent Pink taste like fish??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 26, 2022 07:28 PM (yikp0) 468
New thread - cafe. NOOD
Posted by: gdgm+ at May 26, 2022 07:28 PM (k6jXd) 469
200
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2022 06:22 PM (0fVbu) Idk, never had a guy tell you about this one shit he had? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy Rectum? Heck it nearly killed him! Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 07:28 PM (qfLjt) 470
"Fen is home and recovering. She posted in Pixy's thread this morning
Posted by: Notsothoreau " YAY ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 07:29 PM (+o2yA) 471
458 So if you drew a ven diagram with "women too embarrassed to discuss thier period" in one circle, and "people willing to eat 'period crunch' cereal", where exactly would the intersect be?
At infinity, looking for that parallel lines intersection. Can you just imagine the jumble at that point? Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 07:30 PM (qfLjt) 472
Africa is a big place.
Also we were Americans, have to have a new constitution. But in the mean time, what country are we? A Chinese franchise. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (WjhXz) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (a3Q+t) 474
5 Yorkies grazing on grass. Posted by: Beartooth Grazin' in the grass is a yes, baby, can you dig it Posted by: Pooches of Distinction at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (63Dwl) 475
PEACHES! Where the heck have you been?
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2022 07:33 PM (6RgRK) 476
455 There is a video of a Russian soldier trying to break into a building in Ukraine and he can't get through the locked door.
The world mocked him...and yet we had 12 cops with all the resources America can provide them which were stopped just as cold. Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 07:23 PM (ESjRY) One thing we may learn is that police in most or all towns of 15,000 in Texas do not have a SWAT Team, not much if any SWAT equipment themselves, and little training and experience in breaking down sturdy doors like those in most schools and in active indoor shooter situations. Uvalde may have relied on SWAT and other police units from San Antonio to handle its SWAT incidents. I did see a San Antonio fire truck near the school in video Wednesday afternoon. Why? It may be routine for all the small regional towns to have agreements with San Antonio for its resources to send help for big fires and SWAT situations. Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 07:35 PM (qhIbO) Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (FhXTo) 478
Little known fact: the average Karen's snizz smells like a babies coffin.
Posted by: kalel666 at May 26, 2022 07:56 PM (sLnyx) 479
Smells like fish, but tastes like chicken.............
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 26, 2022 08:05 PM (/f8Ky) 480
Sweet Jesus, can’t you find something else to fucking talk about, Ace? You always seem to want to be the “shock jock” like Stern with these piece of shit article that effect, how many people on this site? Fuck these losers you give the Warhol “fifteen minutes of fame” that don’t deserve to be on any thread. Give us something with some gosh darn meat to it. If I’m a little harsh right now it’s b/c I’ve had 2 vodkas and the Rangers are losing. Peace out
Posted by: Sidney at May 26, 2022 09:43 PM (itAo5) 481
Grape NUTS
Posted by: Hurricane567 at May 26, 2022 09:45 PM (6kCNR) 482
Why does that look like Xarelto?
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