FDA's Top Official Will Acknowledge They Did Not Even Begin Discussing For the Impending Baby Formula Crisis Until Mid-February-- and Did Nothing About It Until the Last Several Weeks

The Adults Are Back in Charge, Baby.

The FDA's top official will acknowledge a string of failures that contributed to the current infant formula shortages when he faces lawmakers on Capitol Hill on Wednesday.

In their prepared testimony released Tuesday evening, FDA Commissioner Robert Califf and several senior officials for the first time lay out a timeline of the agency's response to reports last fall that infants had been hospitalized after consuming formula made at an Abbott Nutrition plant in Sturgis, Mich. ...


Up until now, however, FDA officials declined to comment on why it took months between the first report of a bacterial infection linked to the plant last September, their inspection this winter, which turned up a range of food safety problems, and the recall. But the new details aren't likely to tamp down the criticism of the agency, rather, they are already fueling further outrage from lawmakers.


"The FDA, at every step of this process, dropped the ball," Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.), chair of the House Appropriations Committee, told POLITICO in an interview about the new details revealed in the testimony. "It put infants at risk."

The FDA timeline laid out in the prepared testimony acknowledges the FDA didn't hold interagency discussions about potential supply chain disruptions until Feb. 14, three days before the Abbott Nutrition plant at the center of the current shortages shut down and issued a formula recall. And the agency didn't notify the Agriculture Department, which oversees a critical federal nutrition program that purchases about half of the nation's infant formula, about potential disruptions until a week before the Abbott plant shut down. The program, known as WIC, serves 1.2 million infants from low-income families. Abbott supplies nearly half of all infant formula provided through WIC state contracts.

The testimony also blames "mailroom issues" for the fact that senior FDA officials, including Woodcock and FDA's top food safety official, Susan Mayne, did not receive hard copies of the whistleblower report from last October detailing alarming concerns about the Abbott plant, including poor food safety practices and that officials there had falsified documents and intentionally information from FDA inspectors. The FDA did not interview the whistleblower until December.


According to Califf's testimony, Woodcock and Mayne eventually received the whistleblower report via email from another FDA staffer on Feb. 14, three days before the recall. The agency says copies of the whistleblower report sent to Mayne and another FDA official were found in the FDA's mailroom in May, but officials have yet to locate the copy sent to Woodcock. It was "likely due to COVID-19 staffing issues" and "a mailroom analysis is underway," the prepared remarks state.

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DeLauro was not satisfied with the agency's explanation for its slow response to the whistleblower report. "Take responsibility. If you are the director, if you are the acting director, then you have to know what the hell is going on," said DeLauro, who has criticized the FDA for allowing Woodcock to also lead the internal review of its response.

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Califf's testimony also addresses why it took the FDA until the end of January to begin its inspection of Abbott's Sturgis plant, despite receiving warnings last fall.

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Despite the delays detailed in the timeline, the testimony argues that FDA "since the first day...has worked tirelessly with U.S. government partners to mitigate the supply chain disruption for both regular and specialty formulas." But lawmakers have questioned why it wasn't until May 16 that the FDA and Abbott agreed on a deal to reopen the Sturgis plant.

So it was shut down for months -- with no plan for reopening it, and no plan for what would replace the supply of baby formula it was supplying.


White House and USDA officials have privately complained about the FDA's decision not to warn other parts of the administration earlier, while allowing the situation to grow into a food security crisis for American families and a political crisis for President Joe Biden, just months ahead of the November midterms.

Oh, the White House is complaining about the political aspect of it, not the fact that babies might literally die from malnutrition, or face permanent developmental losses.

Unrelated: Media "journalists" conspire with Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke to allow him a place at a press conference to "confront" Greg Abbott.

Obviously the "journalists" should be stripped of any official credentials and never permitted on state grounds again, and the media organizations they work for banned as well.

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (bVYXr)

2 2nd?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (S7une)

3 White House and USDA officials have privately complained about the FDA's decision not to warn other parts of the administration earlier, while allowing the situation to grow into a food security crisis for American families and a political crisis for President Joe Biden, just months ahead of the November midterms.

Somebody failed to set them up for success.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (ZsR3z)

4 Top. Men.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (DcKNO)

5 Gentlemen, our phoney-baloney jobs are at risk!
Harrumph!
(I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy...)

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (jTmQV)

6 The adults appear to be utterly unqualified to hold any position of power or authority.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 25, 2022 06:40 PM (S7une)

7 "mailroom issues"


Sure, it's not like no one has a friggin phone these days.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 06:41 PM (bVYXr)

8 I make much less per year than anyone at the FDA, I'd wager. Pay me and I'll tell everyone about everything so the Meat Puppet's handlers won't be blindsided again.

Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (ZSsrh)

9 Abbott and the FDA both cleared Abbott as not being the source of the bacteria (or responsible for the 4 kids being sick and 2 deaths).

Why wasn't that enough to get the manufacturing going again?

Government = incompetence

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (DcKNO)

10 Hey Guys, this adulting thing is serious hard.

Posted by: Biden Administration at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)

11 The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"

as well as the failure of the Pony Express to deal with things in a timely fashion.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (ZsR3z)

12 They were too busy working on Trump Impeachment #3.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (krQz2)

13 Government = malignant incompetence

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (ZsR3z)

14 That's pretty bold of the White House to assume they're entitled to know what the bureaucracy is up to.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (b2nrj)

15 shortages everywhere, and, all the Biden Junta had to do was get out of the way.

Instead, the Junta went full fascist and have kept their collective boot on the neck of the American economy.

Yay norms!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (5pTK/)

16 You read about stuff like Stalin's Russia, and the Irish potato famine and think "well, at least it'll never happen in America."

Also: the Left hates babies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (x8Wzq)

17 all the Biden Junta had to do was get out of the way.

This is the crux of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (ZsR3z)

18 So, they were more worried about the upcoming election than starving people. Makes sense.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (E0NVW)

19 Moloch is a thirsty demon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 06:44 PM (x8Wzq)

20 If you have mailroom issues, you use carrier pigeons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:45 PM (P8k+X)

21 I am selfishly glad this didn't happen 5 years ago when I had a kid who was allergic to everything - including my milk, for the BF-shamers - and had to have a specialty formula. I really feel for the moms who are in that position.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 25, 2022 06:45 PM (8548M)

22 We have always been at war with East Gerber.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)

23 Oh and AOC is a scrunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (GwxCX)

24 It's time for the trannies to step up to the plate and volunteer to "chest-feed" these babies.

What a world... no baby formula, but we do now have "Period Crunch" uterus-shaped cereal.

https://tinyurl.com/periodcruch

Move over, Ka-Boom.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (bW8dp)

25 Democrats don't care about kids, either in the womb, in the crib, or in the classroom. Get that through your head, because it is true and accurate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (QSjkU)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (arJlL)

27 Yet no one will be fired. No one will be held accountable. They will all simply continue failing upward.

Posted by: Steve at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (rHGq1)

28 I am selfishly glad this didn't happen 5 years ago when I had a kid who was allergic to everything - including my milk, for the BF-shamers - and had to have a specialty formula. I really feel for the moms who are in that position.
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I'm glad this didn't happen 30+ years ago with my kids.

And that my grandbabies were breastfed.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (tKb8s)

29 >>> has worked tirelessly


When ever I see those words it means: hasn't done jack

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (0fVbu)

30 What's the relation of the story to the Uvalde video?

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (Vr12I)

31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)

32 The CDC is definitely a train wreck. The FDA seems like a disaster, too. The drug side appears to be awash in incompetence and gross conflicts of interest.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (OTzUX)

33 These assholes care for nothing except their power and their money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (P8k+X)

34 Democrats don't care about kids, either in the womb, in the crib, or in the classroom. Get that through your head, because it is true and accurate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (QSjkU)
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Not true. Democrats need those kids for their sacrifices to Moloch and Ba'al.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (5pTK/)

35 Unrelated: Media "journalists" conspire with Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke to allow him a place at a press conference to "confront" Greg Abbott.

Obviously the "journalists" should be stripped of any official credentials and never permitted on state grounds again, and the media organizations they work for banned as well."

The best part of this is that Beto's friends instead just brought about the Death of his political career. Oh his campaign has the money to shamble on, zombie like, til November; but I predict the election is now gonna be Abbott, 65%, Beto 35%. Worse even than the disastrous 38.9% showing by Wendy Davis in 2014.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (trdmm)

36 11 "The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"

We had some issues with OPM over the past year that could not get resolved because all of the employees that dealt with that issue "worked from home" which caused delays in documents getting from one signature to the next.

My question is how? How did that delay things when everything they did was electronic. Did they have to walk the computer to the next office for signature? Is that what happened at the FDA? Is this some new method of bureaucratic lunacy that ensures nothing gets done????

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (JrN/x)

37 Somebody didn't get their bribe to authorize the re-start.

Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (f5Veu)

38 What a nightmarish train wreck this has all become.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (Xrfse)

39 31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)

Well his wife IS breastfeeding.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)

40 Everything they do is preceded by a crisis to ram thru their solutions.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (b+v9B)

41 Abolish The FDA and Bob O'Rourke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

42 Janet Shamlian might get the Sharyl Attkinson treatment.

Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (qwO6y)

43 I'm assuming ace means, when he says, "stripped of their credentials" he means, stripped, tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (5pTK/)

44 What a nightmarish train wreck this has all become.
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And it's just getting started.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (tKb8s)

45 Obviously the "journalists" should be stripped of any official credentials and never permitted on state grounds again, and the media organizations they work for banned as well.

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The same thing should be done in the White House press room on Jan 21, 2025. Clear the place of all the corporate whores and replace them with citizen journalists selected by lottery.

Posted by: jc at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (N1WXz)

46 Want to know how the government can restore trust? Fire people. And not just the underlings. Fire the people in charge of this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (YynYJ)

47 These guys could screw up a two-car funeral.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (woUN+)

48
Went shopping yesterday at the Kroger on Highway 6 in Missouri City. They had formula, some, but it was in a locked glass cabinet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (/U27+)

49 Well his wife IS breastfeeding.
Posted by: kraken

Ewww. Those poor kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (DRp5T)

50 Also brilliant, telling everyone to go electric car when we're heading for black and brownouts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (FVME7)

51 The dems will either kill babies in the womb or starve them to death after birth. That's their plan.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (Qhnrt)

52 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)

So young, yet so jaded...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (XIJ/X)

53 31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)

Well his wife IS breastfeeding.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)
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Wait - I thought HE was the wife.

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (woUN+)

54 Beto got taken to the shed when he busted into the meeting there’s video out there and he got kicked out faster than I’ve ever seen anything and the mayor called shim a a son of a bytch , among other things

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (t4poC)

55 Never mind my stupid comment upthread. I get it now. I am abashed, mortified, chastened.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (Vr12I)

56 I'm assuming ace means, when he says, "stripped of their credentials" he means, stripped, tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM

Don't tease...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (RkC6l)

57 31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)



Abbott was one of the primary suppliers for WIC, according to the article. People who absolutely depend on this formula to feed their children.

So yeah, you are absolutely correct.

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (JrN/x)

58 Whitehouse complaining about bad optics regarding baby formula. Beto crashing a press conference regarding a mass murderer. If Dems can't have a shit show they will have no-shows come November.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (lrEMD)

59 This is actually one of those issues that might get through the thick skulls of LIVs.

Why don't you have baby formula? Because the government shut down a major factory and had NO plan to deal with it. And if you return the Biden people to office it tells them that's fine.

Your vote = Baby Formula. Yes or No. R or D. Your choice LIV

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (ESjRY)

60 Never mind my stupid comment upthread. I get it now. I am abashed, mortified, chastened.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM

We got a harumph out of that guy.

Posted by: The Judges at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (RkC6l)

61 So what happened? Did Mayor Pete's CVS finally run out of formula?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (QXISK)

62 Now Beatoff can go home and tell his father-in-law that he "went to work" today.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (bW8dp)

63 So, the pro-abortion folks love to sneer that conservatives don't care about babies after they're born but look who is fiddling while American babies starve to death ....

You might be shocked to learn the party that is fine with killing babies in the womb are just as comfortable with them starving after they're born .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (qYEbv)

64 These asshats are likely to budget $400 Billion in emergency funding to develop solar powered babies.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (cupoy)

65 The left destroys everything they touch. This is no longer just a smear, it is a reflection of reality. They hate us and want us all dead.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (hrRsI)

66 Also brilliant, telling everyone to go electric car when we're heading for black and brownouts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (FVME7)
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California:

"Buy an electric vehicle!"

"Shut down all the power plants!"

"Constrict all the roads leading out of the wildfire zones."

"Also cut what little power is left to the wildfire zones."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (woUN+)

67 Baby Formula, gas prices, food costs. Things that will take the Democrats down.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

68 This is actually one of those issues that might get through the thick skulls of LIVs.

Probably not. These people are fucking retarded.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 06:52 PM (P8k+X)

69 Janet Shamlian might get the Sharyl Attkinson treatment.
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (qwO6y)
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Ah, the surprise ending.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (krQz2)

70 Just imagine how much petey and his wife save on pacifiers.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (r77w6)

71 61 So what happened? Did Mayor Pete's CVS finally run out of formula?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (QXISK)
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Nah. They were just lying that one or both of these fruits was lactating to be chic and shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (woUN+)

72
Never mind my stupid comment upthread. I get it now. I am abashed, mortified, chastened.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:50 PM (Vr12I)

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If it wasn't for stupid comments, AoSHQ wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (/U27+)

73 This seems like a major miscalculation for Beto. I don't see this playing too well here in Texas. As soon as I saw it, I thought, now people are going to feel obligated to defend it even though it's embarrassing for everyone.

What's worse than impotent rage? Staged impotent faux-rage. He knows he's already lost. This is for the paying gigs after he loses by 20 points.

Posted by: Tommy V at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (GCivW)

74 Anyone asking why ONE factory shutting down can cause such a problem?

In Heritage America Abbott's competitor would have just ramped up production...but apparently Abbot either has a monopoly our is part of some cartel (likely functionally administered by the government)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (ESjRY)

75 Sorry he was called a sick son of a bytch… well played sir, well played

https://youtu.be/4aaK7-6K2tw

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (t4poC)

76 I'm glad this didn't happen 30+ years ago with my kids.

A friend of a friend is not able to find anywhere some kind of special formula that his baby needs for medical reasons. When it comes down to not being able to help your kids, an intense desperation sets in. This better be solved quickly or we're going to see a new brand of ugliness manifested.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

77 The FDA will enter a plea of "My Bad".

This is how responsible adults handle a problem.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (wBpKf)

78 The requisite TPS report failed to be filed. It's really no one's fault, but we'll implement a new mandatory training module, so problem solved, citizens.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (wPuAx)

79 Anyone asking why ONE factory shutting down can cause such a problem?


When you supply 40% of the market via contracts...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (tSKre)

80 Been busy all day. This working at work really cuts down on my HQ time. What did Beto do now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (u73oe)

81 Ah, the surprise ending.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM

Ready, boss!

Posted by: The otters at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (RkC6l)

82 $40B for aide to Ukraine, not a penny for baby formula

Posted by: Shit Joe Biden said, well probably at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (ESjRY)

83 How about this, Dems? How about you quit putting on school shootings and abortion riots and actually do the work of the people of your districts? I know, I know. It's hard to visualize but try it. It guarantees a reelection instead of the losers you all are.

Even Jerry Nadler will probably lose to another Dem incumbent because Dems are overly greedy when it comes to gerrymandering and the courts had to intervene.

Posted by: cjhmhch at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (eSgwh)

84
This better be solved quickly or we're going to see a new brand of ugliness manifested.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

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You'll be told it's just a random clump of cells.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (/U27+)

85 The ba'al worshipers thought they'd have enough babies slaughtered that nobody would notice the formula shortage.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (0OP+5)

86 31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.
That's a problem for commoners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM (DRp5T)
Well his wife IS breastfeeding.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)

It reminds me of the triplets joke. These triplets are born in a small town and as they get older two get pretty big and one is puny and small. One day while in a bar having a few beers, the bartender asks the tiny triplet how come his brothers are real big and he is kinda puny being triplets and all. The small fella says 'Well, you gotta remember there were three of us. While those two were sucking on Ma, I had to suck on Pa."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

87 That's pretty bold of the White House to assume they're entitled to know what the bureaucracy is up to.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2022 06:43 PM (b2nrj)
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Especially since nobody is supposed to have control of the DoJ except the Attorney Ghonorrheal.

It's a fourth branch of government, with the only check being that the President gets to appoint him or her.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (krQz2)

88 The FDA will enter a plea of "My Bad".

This is how responsible adults handle a problem.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (wBpKf)
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They're trying right now to find a way to blame Trump.

Must think. Must think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (woUN+)

89 > What did Beto do now?

Crashed a press conference for the shooting victims in Texas.

Got his ass yanked out of there in a hurry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (bW8dp)

90 BTW, China Joe confused "pounds" with "tons" while 'stuttering' on this issue re. the European formula flights.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (yikp0)

91 >Democrats don't care about kids, either in the womb, in the crib, or in the classroom. Get that through your head, because it is true and accurate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2022 06:46 PM (QSjkU)

They do care about fucking your kids, though.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (wPuAx)

92 Ah, the surprise ending.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM

Ready, boss!
Posted by: The otters at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (RkC6l)
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No, you're the surprise in the end.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (krQz2)

93 I just mailed my daughter the last 3 cans I could find. 60 dollars for 3 medium containers. 27 dollars to ship it. Poor little dude is going to have to start eating big people food at 3 months.. if we even have any that left.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (LGScp)

94 When the Baby Formula Affair is mentioned on Sirius XM in a critical fashion by one of the DJ's, as it was today, you know the Dems are screwed.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (Vr12I)

95 "$40B for aide to Ukraine, not a penny for baby formula"

None for school security either.

Posted by: cjhmhch at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (eSgwh)

96 Been busy all day. This working at work really cuts down on my HQ time. What did Beto do now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


He tried to crash a press conference in regards to the Uvalde shooting.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (tSKre)

97 They do care about fucking your kids, though.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (wPuAx)
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They love fucking kids. They care a lot about fucking kids.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (krQz2)

98 Even Jerry Nadler will probably lose to another Dem incumbent

He's a dead Dem waddling?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (ZsR3z)

99 It's impossible to have a functional mailroom!

It's not our fault!

Posted by: The FDA! at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (I2/tG)

100 This guy is going to win big, abott needs to start trying to find a new job

Posted by: Y5 at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (4W9bd)

101 69 Janet Shamlian might get the Sharyl Attkinson treatment.
Posted by: 7man at May 25, 2022 06:49 PM (qwO6y)
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Ah, the surprise ending.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM (krQz2)

What a Twist!!!

Posted by: M. Night S. at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (trdmm)

102 The FDA will enter a plea of "My Bad".

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (wBpKf)
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Nicely done.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:58 PM (krQz2)

103 If only they spent a quarter of the time they spend on vilifying anything and everyone to the right of AOC, maybe this would be such a shot show.
But in reality that will never ever happen.
This fuckin idiot spent MONTHS researching the best INSULTS for taxpaying, law abiding citizens.
But supply chain issues? Ignored
Baby formula? Ignored. Border issues.. not ignored, intentionally made worse.
I'm growing some severe hatred for everything Democrat. They have made our lives worse in every aspect. It's tangible at this point

Posted by: GetchaPull at May 25, 2022 06:58 PM (aR6C/)

104 Beto is the john Kerry of his wife's,house

Posted by: Y5 at May 25, 2022 06:58 PM (4W9bd)

105 Ah, the surprise ending.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:53 PM

Ready, boss!
Posted by: The otters at May 25, 2022 06:55 PM (RkC6l)
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No, you're the surprise in the end.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM

Tomaytoh, tomahtoh....

Posted by: The otters at May 25, 2022 06:58 PM (RkC6l)

106 The Dems, the MFM [and the FDA??] also lied about the two children dying from the alleged contamination.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (yikp0)

107 Early 2022: No baby food

Late 2022: No food food

Posted by: Biden Admin at work at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (ESjRY)

108 >Why don't you have baby formula? Because the government shut down a major factory and had NO plan to deal with it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 06:51 PM (ESjRY)

Nah, they're blaming on the fact that there are "only" four baby formula manufacturers in the US. Greedy capitalists and wreckers are the problem, as usual.

Given that I imagine it's a highly-regulated product, I'm surprised there's even four players in the game. That shit is expensive though, so I guess the profit is good if you can overcome the regulatory environment.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (wPuAx)

109 89 > What did Beto do now?

Crashed a press conference for the shooting victims in Texas.

Got his ass yanked out of there in a hurry.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (bW8dp)

He tried to do a tap dance on the graves of dead hispanic kids in front of their parents, Live on TV in Texas.

Posted by: M. Night S. at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (trdmm)

110 Not above Democrats to cause a crisis

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

111 Early 2022: No baby food

Late 2022: No food food
Posted by: Biden Admin


Pssst. Long pig.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (tSKre)

112 We can't reopen this plant boss, they haven't even bought be a steak dinner yet. Oh, uh, sorry, a healthy vegan dinner. And no hookers either!

Posted by: The FDA at work at May 25, 2022 07:00 PM (ESjRY)

113 Been busy all day. This working at work really cuts down on my HQ time. What did Beto do now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


He tried to crash a press conference in regards to the Uvalde shooting.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (tSKre)

What he did, under the circumstances is one of the lowest scumbag vile things i ever saw.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2022 07:00 PM (uBlIl)

114 Early 2022: No baby food

Late 2022: No food food
Posted by: Biden Admin at work at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (ESjRY)
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Early 2023: Introducing Soylent Green!

It's PEOPLE food.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:00 PM (krQz2)

115 You damn straigt this too is Gov Abbott's fault

him and his damn dogs

and who in hell would feed their babies chocolate formula

c'mon man

for God's , you know the thing

Posted by: Brandon at May 25, 2022 07:00 PM (us2H3)

116 Given that I imagine it's a highly-regulated product, I'm surprised there's even four players in the game. That shit is expensive though, so I guess the profit is good if you can overcome the regulatory environment.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


You have no regulatory environment, if you're paying the correct people off.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (tSKre)

117 I call on Texans to hound Beto and his media accomplices without mercy wherever they go.

Posted by: IronDave at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (k3crU)

118 111 Early 2022: No baby food

Late 2022: No food food
Posted by: Biden Admin

Pssst. Long pig.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (tSKre)

fat pig, but that's just the cast of "The View".

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (trdmm)

119 Pssst. Long pig.

AOC 2022: You peasants just want to date me

AOC 2023: You peasants just want to eat me

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (ESjRY)

120 If Republicans were on our side they would be taking yuge advantage of all these fuckups, intentional and otherwise.

Guess what will happen.

(Narrator: Nothing will happen.)

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)

121 Introducing People Chow.

Posted by: Ralston Purina at May 25, 2022 07:01 PM (krQz2)

122 What's fascinating about this is they are sort of right- there should be no government 'actions' to address the baby formula shortage. What we have instead is a bunch of government actions to support it (not allowing foreign made formula to be sold, etc.)

We destroy capitalism and then say our command economy's faults are Capitalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (08ncd)

123 > Given that I imagine it's a highly-regulated product

While I'm no fan of government regulation... yeah, it pretty much has to be. Remember, that's essentially the ONLY thing the baby eats. It's vitally important that it has every possible nutrient in it at the right level.

There was a case back in the '70s or '80s where babies were turning up with chloride deficiency, because there wasn't enough in one brand of formula.

It took a long time for them to figure out what was happening, because no one had ever seen chloride deficiency before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (bW8dp)

124 It was satire Joe,

J swift

Posted by: Y5 at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (4W9bd)

125 Early 2023: Introducing Soylent Green!

It's PEOPLE food.


I see my stupid cow-workers drinking that Soylent crap and I just shake my head.

Maybe someone should come up with a new brand of marshmellow fluff and call it The Stuff?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (ESjRY)

126 > AOC 2023: You peasants just want to eat me

No thanks. She looks gamey.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:03 PM (bW8dp)

127
I believe zero about any plant issue at Abbott. Anyone could find this common bacteria on just about any surface. So the govmint inspectors found it in some superfluous area, away from the production line. Now they're trying to grind that point home.

When someone is in need of grinding a point home, I look a little more carefully.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 25, 2022 07:03 PM (dQvv7)

128 Commissary baby food shelves were bare as a baby's ass.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2022 07:03 PM (uBlIl)

129 Been busy all day. This working at work really cuts down on my HQ time. What did Beto do now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


He tried to crash a press conference in regards to the Uvalde shooting.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 06:57 PM (tSKre)

What he did, under the circumstances is one of the lowest scumbag vile things i ever saw.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2022 07:00 PM


And his handlers told him it would be a good idea to do it and arranged for him to come into the press conference under a false reporter name. He is toast and he knows it, he is only staying in the race for the sweet graft $$$$$ that he can pass around to his buddies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:03 PM (bVYXr)

130 No thanks. She looks gamey.


Meh, I've had worse

Posted by: AOC's college professer that gave her all As at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (ESjRY)

131 Crashed a press conference for the shooting victims in Texas.

Got his ass yanked out of there in a hurry.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 06:56 PM (bW8dp)

He tried to do a tap dance on the graves of dead hispanic kids in front of their parents, Live on TV in Texas.
Posted by: M. Night S. at May 25, 2022 06:59 PM (trdmm)

Tone deaf immoral Democrats? On Oak Island?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (VdGjU)

132 Trump depleted the Strategic Milk Reserves!

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (dscaa)

133 "White House and USDA officials have privately complained about the FDA's decision"




Huh. Three organizations that SpongeBrain ShitPants supposedly has authority over, but it's not his fault that The Current Thing Crisis occurred.

Weird how that always happens with DemonRat presidents.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (At5qb)

134 AOC 2023: You peasants just want to eat me

FRESH MEAT! - Huma A.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (lrEMD)

135 > Meh, I've had worse
Posted by: AOC's college professer

She's had a lot of mileage since then, brah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (bW8dp)

136 We destroy capitalism and then say our command economy's faults are Capitalism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (08ncd)
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That's actually how they popularize the idea that "Capitalism failed".

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (krQz2)

137 Back later, and, hopefully, there'll be a Fen update.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 25, 2022 07:04 PM (5pTK/)

138
Guns for Food!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (/U27+)

139 Blame the lowest graded person, likely a clerk who gave up reporting once or twice a week into an office to load complaints on the system when no or few managers were present? Yeah, probably.

"FDA News Release - FDA Roundup: January 4, 2022 - For immediate release. In part: On Dec 29, the FDA implemented temporary changes to its inspectional activities to ensure the safety of its employees and those of the firms it regulates as the agency further adapts to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic and the spread of the omicron variant..." "The FDA will continue conducting mission-critical foreign inspections and will reassess plans as needed based on its monitoring foreign travel conditions..."

Government Executive: The White House has details on its plan to bring more feds back in April (Eric Katz, March 3rd)

fs.usda dot gov - mail call. On March 28, agencies & staff offices will begin their phased return to the physical workplace plans to welcome back employees...

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (NIYa7)

140 101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (tSKre)

141 I love the ad at the top with the photo of the most juicy and perfectly cooked beef tenderloin in history: "Stop Eating Red Meat . . . Before It's Too Late!!"

You first, SoyMan.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (At5qb)

142 Weird how that always happens with DemonRat presidents.

Shrub controls the weather, and Trump controls Chinese biolabs but Joey Two Fingers doesn't have any responsibility over what his minion's minions do...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (ESjRY)

143 9 Abbott and the FDA both cleared Abbott as not being the source of the bacteria (or responsible for the 4 kids being sick and 2 deaths).

Why wasn't that enough to get the manufacturing going again?


***

As any third world or Chinese bureaucrat knows, businesses don't get to reopen until proper bribes have been received.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:05 PM (kf6Ak)

144 I've never even once seen that dadgum buck!

But if I see it, it's going to stop at my desk.

I got deer chow.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 25, 2022 07:06 PM (krQz2)

145 Guns for Food!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


You are damn Skippy. I have the guns. I'm going to take the food.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:06 PM (tSKre)

146 We destroy capitalism and then say our command economy's faults are Capitalism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:02 PM (08ncd)

Right now, this administration is in the "you broke it, you bought it" trap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2022 07:06 PM (trdmm)

147 when the left is worried about the POC vote

well, in a word

they're fucked

Posted by: REDACTED at May 25, 2022 07:07 PM (us2H3)

148 They want to run the country, and they claim they know how to control the Earth's climate, but they can't figure out how to deliver the office mail.

Posted by: Socratease at May 25, 2022 07:07 PM (oqnjT)

149 When I was in high school, a desperate mother came to see us about goat milk. She couldn't breast feed because of her own health issues, and the baby was allergic to all the formulas. Raw goat milk saved her child.

It's a possible option if you know someone who has to have something and the regular formula makes their child sick.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 07:07 PM (OX9vb)

150 And the White House really doesn't give a shit about this formula fiasco, other than it's yet another thing that reflects poorly on them. The babies going hungry? Meh.

I hope one day history is not written by partisan lefty fuckwits and it tells just how much of a cosmic disaster this brain rotted asshole and his zoo full of circus freaks really was.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 25, 2022 07:07 PM (tRd71)

151 Does anyone believe Democrats care about children-as other than sacrifices to their demonic gods?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 07:07 PM (VdGjU)

152 Jack "Stupidest Beard in History" Dorsey is out at Twatter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (bW8dp)

153 Does anyone believe Democrats care about children-as other than sacrifices to their demonic gods?

Well there is the fucking thing. We kind of care about that.

Posted by: Some Disney Groomer at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (ESjRY)

154 Can someone please tell the left that the 2nd A doens't have anyhthing, zip, zero, nada to do with hunting? Kah, who am I kidding.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (GwxCX)

155 Abbott and the FDA both cleared Abbott as not being the source of the bacteria (or responsible for the 4 kids being sick and 2 deaths).

Why wasn't that enough to get the manufacturing going again?


Not enough baksheesh was paid.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (tSKre)

156 Sure, my baby might be starving and I can't afford to fill up my car and a trip to get groceries is $100 more than last year.
But Republicans are mean, so I'll vote Democrat again.

/s/ the LIV army, giving Uncle Jou II 81 million votes

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (qYEbv)

157 There is o my one way to reclaim their honor from this fiasco.

They must "apologize to the Emperor".

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (vpT5O)

158 152 Jack "Stupidest Beard in History" Dorsey is out at Twatter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (bW8dp)

Objection, I'd say Jack Murphy has the stupidest beard in history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (08ncd)

159 Democrats really, really care about children, when they're not ripping them limb from limb in the womb.

Yep.

Touching, really.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM (DbadI)

160 > You are damn Skippy. I have the guns. I'm going to take the food.

That's the great thing about America. As long as you have some money -- or a gun -- you can get something to eat. -- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:09 PM (bW8dp)

161 Almost like the government does not give a flying fuck what happens.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 25, 2022 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

162 I have an idea. Background checks for sex. If you're too stupid, you don't get a permit to fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:09 PM (GwxCX)

163 I'm from the Government and I'm here to help.

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2022 07:09 PM (x6uUk)

164 Beto tried to do a Brietbart.

Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM (f5Veu)

165
The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"

How to fail in business without really trying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

166 Not enough baksheesh was paid.
Posted by: rickb223

Horde mind (see 143)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM (kf6Ak)

167 I have an idea. Background checks for sex. If you're too stupid, you don't get a permit to fuck.

Objection! The dumbest ones are often the best at it. And trust me I've been polled by enough men to know.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (ESjRY)

168 Texas shooter's junkie mom says "he was not a violent person".

Umm... the facts on the ground would appear to indicate otherwise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (bW8dp)

169 Beto tried to do a Brietbart.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM

And he ended up doing a Stelter. In his pants.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (GwxCX)

170 When I was in high school, a desperate mother came to see us about goat milk. She couldn't breast feed because of her own health issues, and the baby was allergic to all the formulas. Raw goat milk saved her child.

It's a possible option if you know someone who has to have something and the regular formula makes their child sick.
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs!


Most grocery stores have powdered and whole goat milk.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (tSKre)

171 I think it is important to point out that if we paid zero dollars in taxes the shelves would be loaded with baby formula and gas would be under $2/gallon.

We pay a premium to have things screwed up.

Posted by: Thatch at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (R2qGx)

172 The small fella says 'Well, you gotta remember there were three of us. While those two were sucking on Ma, I had to suck on Pa."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy



This, too, is the Story of Barack Hussein Obama, MMMM MMMM MMMM

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (At5qb)

173 Maybe there is a problem where one plant failure can cripple national supplies.

Posted by: WiNO at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (EpDzw)

174 Democrats really, really care about children, when they're not ripping them limb from limb in the womb.

Yep.

Touching, really.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 25, 2022 07:08 PM
***

Kill the fetus!
Starve the babies!
Groom the survivors!
Your Democrat Party 2022

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (anj39)

175 "mailroom issues." Their propoganda is at outdated as their economic models. Fortunately exploiting life's lowers to gain power never goes out of style. But communist made vehicles and blaming the mail room certainly did.

Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (0SrVS)

176 Objection! The dumbest ones are often the best at it. And trust me I've been polled by enough men to know.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (ESjRY)

Poled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (P8k+X)

177 Hmmm, I did not know Bear Spray was essentially pepper spray. 1-2% capsaicin. IIRC, pure cap (crystal) is 16.4 million shu. Which means a 1-2% solution would at the 2% end, mean a 328,000 shu rating (for perspective, Franks Red Hot was usually between 600-1000 shu.)

That would peel the paint off a chevy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (08ncd)

178 Just had the conversation with my wife, Eric Adams could have had a universally-revered tenure as NYC mayor. He could have come in saying, "There's too much crime in New York City. And I'm just the guy for the job as I used to be the chief of police. We're going to drive crime out of NYC" and then follow through.

But Mr. Clean-Plant-based-diet had other ideas. When progressives gain power, their chief concern is gaining more power. That's why Adams is scouting a run for the POTUS in 24. They are too busy climbing for the next rung of power over their fellow citizens that giving them that power is actually a useless exercise because they can't govern and they're not going to try.

Progressives want to advance their agenda. Which means they have to clear out opposition to the agenda, which means they need more leverage over opponents, which means they need more control than they have. This task is so formidable, that this is how they spend the time they should be governing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)

179 Lack of baby formula is just a form of abortion if you think about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (BiWhm)

180
Jack "Stupidest Beard in History" Dorsey is out at Twatter.

Hasn't Agrawal been in charge for some time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

181 He was not violent other than those 21 times

Posted by: Y5 at May 25, 2022 07:13 PM (4W9bd)

182 if Trump or DeSantis or me were president right now, DC FDA employees would be ordered to go to Abbott in work clothes to work 12 hour shifts until further notice.

Posted by: x at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (uQFwj)

183 Beto tried to do a Brietbart.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM

And he ended up doing a Stelter. In his pants.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (GwxCX)
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The judges would also accept "a Nadler".

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (krQz2)

184 Texas shooter's junkie mom says "he was not a violent person".

Umm... the facts on the ground would appear to indicate otherwise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM

Well there goes her mom of the year award. Nice job junkie momma. I wonder if her crack pipe has World's best mom written on it. What about the grandfather, he's clammed up. Where TF was the money for a 70K truck and 5K plus worth of guns and probalby another 1K for ammo coming from?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (GwxCX)

185 Even the most lowly FDA employee would know you will have a supply problem when you shut down a plant that manufactures 40% of a product. I also blame Abbott for not speaking out publicly. Everyone forgot what and who they were supplying.

Incompetence at its highest level.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (jNAzB)

186 A friend of a friend is not able to find anywhere some kind of special formula that his baby needs for medical reasons. When it comes down to not being able to help your kids, an intense desperation sets in. This better be solved quickly or we're going to see a new brand of ugliness manifested.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

Maybe try contacting the manufacturer directly?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (kf6Ak)

187 168 Texas shooter's junkie mom says "he was not a violent person".

Umm... the facts on the ground would appear to indicate otherwise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (bW8dp)
In fact he was a good boy, I mean girl, I mean whatever.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (0OP+5)

188 In fairness the murder had ahitty guns

Posted by: Y5 at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (4W9bd)

189 Most grocery stores have powdered and whole goat milk.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT


How do you get milk from a powdered goat?

Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

190 In the 50's formula consisted of condensed milk and a drop of vitamins. Finely ground oatmeal in the milk added more nutrition. There are perfectly good alternatives to formula for the healthy child. Goats milk is recommended for people with allergies.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (r77w6)

191 Progressives want to advance their agenda. Which means they have to clear out opposition to the agenda, which means they need more leverage over opponents, which means they need more control than they have. This task is so formidable, that this is how they spend the time they should be governing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)

That's it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (VwHCD)

192 Where TF was the money for a 70K truck and 5K plus worth of guns and probalby another 1K for ammo coming from?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM


Early speculation is that he stole his grandmothers credit card to buy the guys and then stole her truck when he shot her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (bVYXr)

193 168 Texas shooter's junkie mom says "he was not a violent person".

Turning his life around? Ready to attend Harvard on a full scholarship? And then those NRA bastards forced him to kill people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (BiWhm)

194 How do you get milk from a powdered goat?
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

Well, first you take the goat powder and...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (08ncd)

195 Beto tried to do a Brietbart.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 07:10 PM

And he ended up doing a Stelter. In his pants.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:11 PM (GwxCX)
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The judges would also accept "a Nadler".
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM

That clip of him slithering off the stage after a massive burrito shart, LOL. If only our government could work as hard as Nadler's belt and zipper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (GwxCX)

196 It seems, that goat milk, is almost as good as mother's milk. Had to use it once when rehabbing wildlife. It seems to be a good cross platform food.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (T5bEc)

197 The FDA is RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST because how many children of color got sick or died because of this. I demand Sen. Cluck Shoe-More setup a committee to investigate this travesty .......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (gXF/F)

198 > Hasn't Agrawal been in charge for some time?

Agrawal is the CEO. Dorsey was on the Board of Directors.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (bW8dp)

199 Why is the CDC so incompetent about controlling diseases? Because it's been turned into a progressive wedge to "do something about guns" (and people having them to resist with).

The CDC spends a lot of its time on the "disease" of gun violence. It was not ready for a pandemic, and sent out contaminated tests.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (krQz2)

200 Not my interest but saw a article how to make home made formula and goat milk is one way

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (2JoB8)

201 I hope one day history is not written by partisan lefty fuckwits

Too late. The dirty deed has been done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

202 The important thing here is how this affects Biden politically.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (cMXNt)

203 Beto tried to do a Brietbart.

Posted by: davidt



What's funny about it is that he tried to crash an event in which 99% of the people involved from victims to perpetrators to LEO to city officials, are Hispanic, because he actually believes his own bullshit "Beto the Meskin Savior" propaganda. What a fucking tool.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:16 PM (At5qb)

204 Guns are evil and his AR-15 told him that Trump will punish you if you do not do this..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (gXF/F)

205 Well there goes her mom of the year award. Nice job junkie momma. I wonder if her crack pipe has World's best mom written on it. What about the grandfather, he's clammed up. Where TF was the money for a 70K truck and 5K plus worth of guns and probalby another 1K for ammo coming from?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:14 PM (GwxCX)

The cartel.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (VwHCD)

206 > Well there goes her mom of the year award.

Grandpa apparently a convicted felon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (bW8dp)

207 196 It seems, that goat milk, is almost as good as mother's milk. Had to use it once when rehabbing wildlife. It seems to be a good cross platform food.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM (T5bEc)

Well, when you think about it, goat milk IS mother's milk- just not a human mothers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (08ncd)

208 >>> Jack "Stupidest Beard in History" Dorsey is out at Twatter.

Hasn't Agrawal been in charge for some time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (63Dwl)


Jack left the board now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (0fVbu)

209 I can agree for the military but the federal civilian workforce is another thing.

Government Executive (Erich Wagner, 2/22/22): In part, "President Biden reportedly plans to proposed an average pay increase of 4.6 percent for federal civilian employees in 2023 when he releases his budget request."

"If the administration formally proposed a 4.6 percent raise, it would make the biggest pay raise federal workers have seen since the G. W. Bush administration granted the workforce the same increase in 2022 and would come as the country is undergoing a period of heightened inflation."

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (NIYa7)

210 The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"

***

Those poor mailroom peons.
They should sue for defamation.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (kf6Ak)

211 The stole grandmas truck thing is dumb. An old lady on welfare isn’t driving a $70k pickup. It can’t be any more obvious. He was working for the cartels, bought the truck and put it in her name. Probably to save money on insurance or even get insurance since 18 year old male drivers are kinda expensive to insure as primary drivers. Especially for a brand new truck like that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (BiWhm)

212 Early speculation is that he stole his grandmothers credit card to buy the guys and then stole her truck when he shot her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:15 PM

Well they didn't have a pot to piss in and the grandfather is clammed up. 70K worth of truck stolen or not, also what kind of shop would allow a young kid to use a credit card for 2 guns that had someone else's name on it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (GwxCX)

213 guys


*guns*

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:18 PM (bVYXr)

214 Jack "Stupidest Beard in History" Dorsey is out at Twatter.

Hasn't Agrawal been in charge for some time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 07:12 PM (63Dwl)


Jack left the board now.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (0fVbu)
---
He hasn't had the best things to say about Agrawal, of late and he seems to be Team Elon.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:18 PM (krQz2)

215 A more proper way of handling Robert O'Rourke would have been for the cop to beat him upside his head with his baton when he refused to shut the fuck up and move aside. Then drag the fucker out by his hair and toss him on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 07:18 PM (BFigT)

216 Well there goes her mom of the year award.

Grandpa apparently a convicted felon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Guess I lived a sheltered life.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 07:18 PM (E0NVW)

217 I think during the baby food shortage that children suck on the family dog's tit for nourishment......... I am going to recommend this to the FDA ........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:19 PM (gXF/F)

218 The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"
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Not to mention night-cleaning staff issues.

And/or Guy who waters the plants.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (krQz2)

219 "mailroom issues"

When it takes the USPS 9 weeks to deliver a first-class letter, that might be the most reasonable explanation for this.

Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (P1f+c)

220 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM

Yep and like I said, there's no way the stolen credit card thing holds water. If they did take a CC with Abuela's name on it and not his, that shop and owner are beyond stupid and possibly criminal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (GwxCX)

221 rickb223, a simple dilution of formula on an increasing basis and the formula problem is solved for most kids. Goats milk is the real deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (r77w6)

222 what's interesting on beto is apparently, and I don't care enough to really figure this out...but apparently some based Latino shut him up and now Ytuarte is being interviewed, with clips, by daniel marans, on twitter. He likes mean tweets.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (OuH7W)

223 In somewhat related and seriously obscure news...there is a real helium shortage going on. Seems the BLM and OSHA and some other agencies got into a pissing match and the result was helium users are having to do with about a quarter of their regular supply, if they can get it. Oh, and the prices are a bonus.

Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (wsHtO)

224 A more proper way of handling Robert O'Rourke would have been for the cop to beat him upside his head with his baton when he refused to shut the fuck up and move aside. Then drag the fucker out by his hair and toss him on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 07:18 PM


You do realize that is exactly the outcome that he wanted right?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (bVYXr)

225 What firearm dealer will sell to a person with a credit card not belonging to the alleged purchaser?
aka "straw purchase"
That's a quick way to lose your permit.
I'm not saying it couldn't happen...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (jTmQV)

226 Who needs baby formula? Icky yucky breeders. They are un people for Biden and company whose main priority is trannies, gays and single women.

That’s why they gave and give no fucks about this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (BiWhm)

227 Really, it it wasn't for the dishwashers in the dining hall, we'd be a lot closer to solving this issue!

Fucking peasants!

Posted by: FDA at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (krQz2)

228 It is actually possible for women who have previously breastfed to re-lactate when presented with an infant. Even past menopause, actually.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (kf6Ak)

229 I think during the baby food shortage that children suck on the family dog's tit for nourishment......... I am going to recommend this to the FDA ........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:19 PM (gXF/F)

Like Romulus and Remus.

Or Amos and Andy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

230 Cannot use goat's milk because PETA will go crazy. We must keep our priorities people ...... Goats have rights under the Biden Constitution peeple !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:22 PM (gXF/F)

231 It is actually possible for women who have previously breastfed to re-lactate when presented with an infant. Even past menopause, actually.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM

So Stelter still has a chance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:22 PM (GwxCX)

232 the Biden puppet masters say these things "how could we know?" but the fucking WSJ had the receipts back in Feb.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 07:23 PM (OuH7W)

233 >>> It is actually possible for women who have previously breastfed to re-lactate when presented with an infant. Even past menopause, actually.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (kf6Ak)


So you're saying I have a chance!

Posted by: Pete's wife at May 25, 2022 07:23 PM (0fVbu)

234 We're not fighting russians, so....makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka THELonebadger at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (lIDCz)

235 A friend of a friend is not able to find anywhere some kind of special formula that his baby needs for medical reasons. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

Amazon dot ca? There's a lot of baby formula being offered but I don't know the shipping parameters.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (NIYa7)

236 US Federal Job Announcement
Position Description: Mind Reader.
Entry Level: GS-11.
Promotion Potential: GS-12.
Required skills and experience: 10 years experience as a professional mind reader with demonstrated 95% mind reading accuracy; ability to work with senior citizens with cognitive problems.
Location: Washington, D.C.
For additional information and application instructions, contact Personal Secretary to the President, White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20001

Posted by: joe needs help at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (2rGKc)

237 You got gross incompetence on my staggering corruption.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

238 " It is actually possible for women who have previously breastfed to re-lactate when presented with an infant. Even past menopause, actually.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:21 PM (kf6Ak)"

What about an adult male fascinated with the female breast? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rhetorical Man at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (mSy8I)

239 So you're saying I have a chance!
Posted by: Pete's wife at May 25, 2022 07:23 PM

Pass on the Whoopie milk. It aint chocolate.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (GwxCX)

240 Ya know my “independent” u s congressman stated his opponents name and published the opponents photo on the reverse of his campaign mailer. Also listed three maga things the opponent stood for. Are the “independent s” drinking? Smoking dope? Cause thats what you get when “independents” are drinking and smoking dope.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (glGDV)

241 " months between the first report of a bacterial infection linked to the plant"

afaik they never had a solid link. They found no infected baby formula ... strains they had allegedly did not match what they found at non-production parts of the plant.

They are probably not TRYING to kill babies, but then again, they seem to be causing chaos everywhere possible, intentionally. Great Reset ... idiot oligarchs drunk on power.

Real scientists get kicked out of decision making process ... Gates and others forge ahead, making incredibly stupid statements about programming our brains, it is so Orwellian, married to Alice in Wonderland .... this is their love child.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2022 07:25 PM (Cus5s)

242 210
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 07:17 PM (kf6Ak)

I did it.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 07:25 PM (Vr12I)

243 Cause thats what you get when “independents” are drinking and smoking dope.
Posted by: Holy Crap at May 25, 2022 07:24 PM (glGDV)

I dunno, ask JackStraw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:26 PM (08ncd)

244 Latest approval polls for Bidet...

43 and 36

43 is Rasmussen
36 is Reuters??!?!

Up is down, left is right black is white these days.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:26 PM (BiWhm)

245 "The testimony also blames "mailroom issues" for the fact that senior FDA officials...."

Wowza. These top men aren't even trying to cover up the galactic level of incompetence. They are without shits to give.

When I am elected King, there's gonna be some changes.

*BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:27 PM (ifHdv)

246 Now imagine this very thing when all the leftists start shutting down power plants before another means of power is developed.
That's exactly what these fucking morons would do.

Posted by: GetchaPull at May 25, 2022 07:27 PM (aR6C/)

247 "I dunno, ask JackStraw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:26 PM (08ncd)"

So unfair, but true.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (b82nJ)

248 "just think of them as demonrat operatives with bylines"
and suddenly it all makes sense, much like the clarifying power of "they hate us and want us dead" .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (+o2yA)

249 F these bastiges. Every single one of them. Good God

Posted by: Linda Sina at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (Yrvb3)

250 You got gross incompetence on my staggering corruption.

Posted by: DaveA




"Government Candy Bar, Now With Shaved Coconut!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (At5qb)

251 Every day we look more like Venezuela.

I think what's scary is people in Venezuela are "used to" things like eating zoo animals to survive and 1000% inflation rates.

How long do we have before Biden's term seems "normal"?

Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (cHUfF)

252 That's exactly what these fucking morons would do.
Posted by: GetchaPull at May 25, 2022 07:27 PM (aR6C/)

Hey, look how well it is working with petroleum!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (08ncd)

253 What firearm dealer will sell to a person with a credit card not belonging to the alleged purchaser?

Here's one scenario...

Tranny shooter showed up in drag with his grandmother's ID...

Posted by: Obligatory at May 25, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

254 245 "The testimony also blames "mailroom issues" for the fact that senior FDA officials...."

Wowza. These top men aren't even trying to cover up the galactic level of incompetence. They are without shits to give.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:27 PM (ifHdv)
---------------------

I think this is just them telegraphing that they will sacrifice a nobody and then pat themselves on the back. The third-shift mailroom guy at the office in Sioux City, the one who empties the trash cans and makes sure the toilet paper is stocked, is gonna have to answer for this debacle.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (lNHqD)

255 Everyone notices economic issues. Most people care about their families. These are the issues, even for LIV's.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)

256 Looks like I walked into the breast lactation thread. Timing is everything.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (b82nJ)

257 Atrocities against humanity
Atrocities against the nation

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (rV/29)

258 Now imagine this very thing when all the leftists start shutting down power plants before another means of power is developed.

That's exactly what these fucking morons would do.

Posted by: GetchaPull




This is exactly what the ARE doing, right now.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (At5qb)

259 Looks like I walked into the breast lactation thread. Timing is everything.
Posted by: Marcus T

They made a clean breast of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (ifHdv)

260 On a positive note, all the employees at the FDA completed their DE&I training plans during those months when they ignored the formula factory shutdown.

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

261 and then stole her truck when he shot her.
---------------------------
The Sandy Hook Dem shooter didn't have a driver's licence and stole his mom's vehicle too. Drivers licences didn't stop him driving BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)

262 In another sign of the economy tanking, both Lyft and Uber said they are “slowing down” their hiring. Let me translate corporate bullshit to English. That means Uber and Lyft employees need to start looking for new work. Hey maybe WeWork is hiring, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (BiWhm)

263 "They made a clean breast of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (ifHdv)"

Keep me abreast of what is going on.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (b82nJ)

264 The Sandy Hook Dem shooter didn't have a driver's licence and stole his mom's vehicle too. Drivers licences didn't stop him driving BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)

We need to register all cars so criminals cannot commit crimes with them!

Wait a sec...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (08ncd)

265 Amazon dot ca? There's a lot of baby formula being offered but I don't know the shipping parameters.

My understanding is that for this particular formula, there was one unit left on Amazon, it was quadruple the price and estimated delivery date was July.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:31 PM (Xrfse)

266 262 In another sign of the economy tanking, both Lyft and Uber said they are “slowing down” their hiring. Let me translate corporate bullshit to English. That means Uber and Lyft employees need to start looking for new work. Hey maybe WeWork is hiring, lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (BiWhm)

I have been waiting for a lot of the gig jobs to start slowing down. People's disposable income is getting cut into and these services are kind of luxury items.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 07:31 PM (08ncd)

267 Looks like I walked into the breast lactation thread. Timing is everything.
Posted by: Marcus T

They made a clean breast of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM

Bunch of boobs here are going to make this thread suck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (GwxCX)

268 Beta's gotta Beta... soi boi is probably pissing in his Pampers all over this.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (D48UB)

269 Texas DPS said the dirtbag demon shitbag legally purchased the firearm. I'll assume for now that means all aspects. But don't worry. The ATF is on the job.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (b82nJ)

270 The Sandy Hook Dem shooter didn't have a driver's licence and stole his mom's vehicle too. Drivers licences didn't stop him driving BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)

What? Wait...Where? What?

There outta be a law...

Posted by: idiot Who Always Wants A New Law at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

271 We need some serious Cartel tranny control.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (BiWhm)

272 Speaking of the slowing economy, one of my friends had a short term rental investment property in a hot market. He showed me some screenshots of a Facebook group in that area for other property renters. People are universally saying demand has fallen off a cliff.

I think we are already in something bad and its going to get a lot worse. I think real estate is going to get hit hard in certain locations.

Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (cHUfF)

273 The lefties working to shut down power generation aren't stupid - just evil. They know what they're doing.

Posted by: somedood at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (VdTX+)

274 They made a clean breast of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (ifHdv)"

Keep me abreast of what is going on.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM

I'm sure he'll get right on tit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (GwxCX)

275 Most people care about their families.

Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)
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Right. That's the disconnect for progs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (krQz2)

276 "Looks like I walked into the breast lactation thread. Timing is everything.
Posted by: Marcus T

They made a clean breast of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 07:29 PM

Bunch of boobs here are going to make this thread suck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (GwxCX)"

Your injecting some cleavage into this thread.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (b82nJ)

277 246 Now imagine this very thing when all the leftists start shutting down power plants before another means of power is developed.
That's exactly what these fucking morons would do.

Posted by: GetchaPull at May 25, 2022 07:27 PM (aR6C/)


This is already baked into the cake. If Biden and Buttplug and Granholm and Klain and the rest of the Junta's Top Talent were asked for a plan, schedule, and costs for phasing-in renewables and phasing-out gas and coal for nationwide electric power generation, with no power shortage problems, they'd immediately ask, "What are these plan and schedule things you speak of?"

Posted by: dunces all around at May 25, 2022 07:34 PM (2rGKc)

278 Latest approval polls for Bidet...

43 and 36

43 is Rasmussen
36 is Reuters??!?!

Up is down, left is right black is white these days.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:26 PM


Rasmussen is likely voters and reuters is adults.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:34 PM (bVYXr)

279 it was 4 years ago so my memory is hazy. But wasn’t the age to buy a rifle raised to 21 after the FL high school shooting? I could have sworn it was.

Or was that just some states?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:34 PM (BiWhm)

280 Babies will drink milk, and like it.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (+dMfq)

281 hey if they like biden, they deserve him

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (OuH7W)

282 Rasmussen is likely voters and reuters is adults.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 25, 2022 07:34 PM (bVYXr)

Which makes it that much more strange. Dems do better with Adult polls and worse with LV polls.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (BiWhm)

283 Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (GwxCX)

284 >>> Let me translate corporate bullshit to English. That means Uber and Lyft employees need to start looking for new work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (BiWhm)


Yes, everytime I've worked somewhere and they had a hiring freeze layoffs followed. They'd do some bs "limited" "surgical" layoff but that wouldn't be enough and they'd layoff more and more over time.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (0fVbu)

285 Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (GwxCX)"

Your injecting some cleavage into this thread.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (b82nJ)
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But making mamories.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2)

286 There was RUMINT the school had resource officers and they we're not on site. Has that been confirmed?

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:36 PM (b82nJ)

287 The Joepocalypse is here.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (krQz2)

288 Uhhh, huh huh. He said Woodcock.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (xcMMg)

289 "Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:32 PM (GwxCX)"

Your injecting some cleavage into this thread.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (b82nJ)
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But making mamories.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2)"

This thread is about to go tits up.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (b82nJ)

290 Speaking of the slowing economy, one of my friends had a short term rental investment property in a hot market. He showed me some screenshots of a Facebook group in that area for other property renters. People are universally saying demand has fallen off a cliff.

—-

I live in a touristy area and I am definitely seeing fewer people around. By this time of the year traffic is a nightmare from all the added vacationers. This year it is noticeably not so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (BiWhm)

291 When are we finally going to bring back mental institutions?

How about we stop drugging children because they are too much work?
Why is it always young males and not young females?

Maybe, just maybe, boys need a strong male (father) in their life.

Posted by: mpfs at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (79p/O)

292 The Joepocalypse is here.

Sure as f*uck is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (Xrfse)

293 This thread is about to go tits up.
----------------------
It needs to be nipped in the bud!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

294 Your injecting some cleavage into this thread.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (b82nJ)
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But making mamories.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2)"

This thread is about to go tits up.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (b82nJ)
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Ta-ta for now.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (krQz2)

295 Fuck mailroom issues. No one in the whole fucking government can walk 2 blocks or go 2 miles and meet face to face, Take you fucking letters and shove them up your asses you simpletons.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 07:39 PM (r77w6)

296 Joepocalypse Now.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:39 PM (krQz2)

297 291 When are we finally going to bring back mental institutions?

//

right, we need to act towards lefties about that they way they carry on about guns

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 25, 2022 07:39 PM (OuH7W)

298 Cannot use goat's milk because PETA will go crazy. We must keep our priorities people ...... Goats have rights under the Biden Constitution peeple !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:22 PM (gXF/F)

You can suck a goat's dick and no one says squat.

Posted by: Transpo Pete at May 25, 2022 07:40 PM (wBpKf)

299 Can I borrow a cup of milk? A D-cup.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:40 PM (GwxCX)

300 When are we finally going to bring back mental institutions?

Posted by: mpfs

_______

This is like 99% of the problem with school shootings, but the Left wants to disarm us, so they don't ever even discuss the real issue at hand.

There is no gun law that's going to stop some guy that's willing to shoot his own grandma.

Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 07:40 PM (cHUfF)

301 When are we finally going to bring back mental institutions?

Posted by: mpfs
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When the progs have figured out a way to put the people with the "crazy politics" (us) in them.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:42 PM (krQz2)

302 I just keep wondering what will be the proverbial crossed line in the sand. So far, it would appear that most American citizens are flatliners.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:42 PM (Xrfse)

303 This is like 99% of the problem with school shootings, but the Left wants to disarm us, so they don't ever even discuss the real issue at hand.

There is no gun law that's going to stop some guy that's willing to shoot his own grandma.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2022 07:40 PM

Will any of the leftists blame Hollytwit? Violent movies? Music? Video games?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:42 PM (GwxCX)

304 Seems the BLM and OSHA and some other agencies got into a pissing match and the result was helium users are having to do with about a quarter of their regular supply, if they can get it.

Strange; federal jurisdiction. Helium is non-combustible. I can see violations/notices cited under Hazard Communication and/or Emergency Response standards. But I don't believe helium is listed as a Highly Hazardous Chemical under Process Safety Management.

Guess there's much, much more to the story but BLM should challenge the Notices of Unsafe or Unhealthful Working Conditions. (ALWAYS!) In that, make OSHA prove the alleged violation, not just issue an egregious (or even serious) notices solely because it's against another federal agency and no penalties are attached.

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 07:42 PM (NIYa7)

305 "Let me translate corporate bullshit to English. That means Uber and Lyft employees need to start looking for new work.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 07:30 PM (BiWhm) "

I was once leaving a job because I knew they were going to lay off the whole department. Luckily I found another job so when the douche called me in I said "spare it, asshole. Here's my resignation and by the way, everyone knows you pick your nose. That's why nobody wants to shake your hand, and it's no secret your wife is sleeping with G____. "

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:42 PM (b82nJ)

306 When I was a young kid I dreamed of being breast fed by Dolly Parton.............. I know, I am so disgusting and homophobic............ So please forgive me SecTrans Buttplug....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:43 PM (gXF/F)

307 279. Just some states. I believe a CA court just ruled a few weeks ago it was unconstitutional to require a gun purchaser to be 21 instead of 18.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (Ejmwn)

308 Wasn't Beto, the scum sucking pig, just recently pretending that he never made gun confiscation remarks and was actually very pro-Second Amendment? What a fuck nut.

Posted by: Biergood at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (FQWHA)

309 Like to see the cartels fist fight American Medical Association.
No gun. No gun. Just would like to see better quality service from everyone.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (0z33x)

310 Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2022 07:25 PM (Cus5s)

What I see are them putting the WORST possible people in charge of parts of the Government.

Booti in Transportation? Trans in charge of Medical? Kamalla in charge of... anything?

Reappointing TWO of the Fed Res Board members, including the Chairman, when its the Feds Job to CONTROL inflation?

On and on its like they LOOK for incompetence to promote to a decision making position.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

311
Are they really "astronauts?"

What planets have they been?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (LiLHa)

312 I accidentally sent a message to a woman on the Hangouts app. Now we're exchanging messages everyday and she's asking when we can get together and that she loves me. Fuckity fuck.
If she's not scamming me she's a very attractive black lady and she seems sweet. But I'm not available for her.
Fuck.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 25, 2022 07:45 PM (VdGjU)

313 When it comes to downsizing will management know how to lay Jill or Jack off?

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:45 PM (krQz2)

314 Wasn't Beto, the scum sucking pig, just recently pretending that he never made gun confiscation remarks and was actually very pro-Second Amendment? What a fuck nut.
Posted by: Biergood at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM

Yea, but that was like 2 weeks ago dude.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:45 PM (GwxCX)

315
Yep and like I said, there's no way the stolen credit card thing holds water. If they did take a CC with Abuela's name on it and not his, that shop and owner are beyond stupid and possibly criminal.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:20 PM (GwxCX

None of it adds up. If the leftist narrative can't be supported, we may never know beyond what we're guessing now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 25, 2022 07:45 PM (Qhnrt)

316 In the military, unless you have an airtight reason, you just say, "No excuse, Sir."

I can't believe the FDA is blaming the mailroom. That's pathetic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

317 What I see are them putting the WORST possible people in charge of parts of the Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)
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Don't confuse the people making decisions with the clown show they put there for distraction.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

318
WTF is going on?

What thread are we supposed to be in??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 07:46 PM (LiLHa)

319 "294 Your injecting some cleavage into this thread.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:33 PM (b82nJ)
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But making mamories.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2)"
This thread is about to go tits up.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (b82nJ)
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Ta-ta for now.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (krQz2) "

*titters at all the naughty double-entendres*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:47 PM (+o2yA)

320 Well off for a while, see you boobs later.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2022 07:47 PM (GwxCX)

321 It would seem that inflicting incremental pain is a thing with "our betters".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:47 PM (Xrfse)

322 making mamories.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2)"
This thread is about to go tits up.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 25, 2022 07:37 PM (b82nJ)
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Ta-ta for now.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:38 PM (krQz2) "

*titters at all the naughty double-entendres*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:47 PM (+o2yA)
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Emphasis on double.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:48 PM (krQz2)

323 Bill Gates features on WEF panel titled 'Preparing for the next pandemic'

https://tinyurl.com/45xh9vnz

Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

324 Under nood


Cafe


sneaky

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:49 PM (0fVbu)

325
Moron Mayor of Houston has made this "George Floyd Day".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 07:49 PM (/U27+)

326 Not only that, their dogs are a year behind eating their homework.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 25, 2022 07:49 PM (glGDV)

327 The Democrats really want to recreate Season Eight of Game of Thrones don't they.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 07:49 PM (UZXUS)

328 Retroactive Nood.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:50 PM (krQz2)

329 Undernood

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

330 Cannot use goat's milk because PETA will go crazy. We must keep our priorities people ...... Goats have rights under the Biden Constitution peeple !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 25, 2022 07:22 PM (gXF/F)


They have the right to be turned into cabrito after the mowing season.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:51 PM (c8pZY)

331 Some of us independents just do dope, no drinking. Don't blame me. And plenty of Repub drinkers-only have shit the bed too.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (VdAkU)

332 my browser says no cafe

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (rV/29)

333 Gonna get my first haircut since, well, it's down to my shoulders. Just too damn much of a pain to deal with, especially washing and drying.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2022 07:53 PM (VdAkU)

334 31 I bet Pete Bootygig hasn't had any trouble supplying his infants with formula.

That's a problem for commoners.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 06:47 PM

I was wondering myself why the first airlift was being sent to Indiana, Bootygig's home state.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 25, 2022 07:53 PM (rbKZ6)

335 Overly Elaborate Sneaky Undernood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:53 PM (+o2yA)

336 And ESPN is on in the hotel. Completely beclowning itself.

This, too, was an op. The fucking clowns on tv are just their useful idiots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:54 PM (P8k+X)

337 This kicks off burning summer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:55 PM (P8k+X)

338 They have the right to be turned into cabrito after the mowing season.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 07:51 PM (c8pZY)

When my daughter was 8 we saw pygmy goats for sale at the county fair. She asked for one, until I explained that same plan you mentioned. We didn't buy one.

Posted by: Roy at May 25, 2022 07:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

339 Israel claims responsibility for assassination of top Iranian commander. Who was shot dead in his vehicle. In front of his home on Mojahedin Eslam Street in the capital city of Tehran.

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

340 This is shameful. This is awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (P8k+X)

341 The IRGC called the assassination a "criminal terrorist act of the counter-revolution and elements related to global arrogance".

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

342 if it's in the "news", odds are it's an op.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (+o2yA)

343 `>>>shot dead in his vehicle. In front of his home on Mojahedin Eslam Street in the capital city of Tehran.
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Is he the guy that threatened them about flag day?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (rV/29)

344 265 My understanding is that for this particular formula, there was one unit left on Amazon, it was quadruple the price and estimated delivery date was July.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:31 PM (Xrfse)

That's terrible.

How about La Leche League USA for breast milk? The ladies have been willing to share with several communities.

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (NIYa7)

345 Years ago on 4chan someone gave a long story about his hot date and explosive diarrheia. He wrote a post, paragraph at a time with some MS paint stick figure diagrams, to demonstrate that once he was exploding out of a few orifices, there was hardly anything he could do to prevent the unholy desecration of some poor girl's bathroom. I laughed until I cried, no lie.

The old internet was just better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (ybIRR)

346 It gets worse.
In the movie Fail Safe President Brandon works out a deal with the Russians where Brandon agrees to nuke America so Russia won't be butt hurt.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (Y274z)

347 "Reappointing TWO of the Fed Res Board members, including the Chairman, when its the Feds Job to CONTROL inflation? On and on its like they LOOK for incompetence to promote to a decision making position.
Posted by: Romeo13

maybe, but I think Jerome Powell had potential, but once in power, the "powers that be" somehow enforce "here's how this is gonna go" type fascism. Greenspan was bad, but the same .. he warned of irrational exuberance in 1994 (?) but then kept fueling easy money forever. AFTER he was out I heard him make some comments on how crazy it is .. he was kinda gold bug guy before.

So ... a powerful James Bond type evil empire is in control ... the constantly move their globalist agenda ... but my guess is, many of them also want to kill each other's mafias. so round and round we go ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (Cus5s)

348 According to Israelis, " Khodayari was involved in attacks against Israelis, Europeans and Americans in South America, Africa, the United Arab Emirates and Cyprus. "

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (V13WU)

349 This is shameful. This is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (P8k+X)


Which part ???

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

350 349 This is shameful. This is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (P8k+X)


Which part ???
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

Which part isn't?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 25, 2022 08:00 PM (EHSip)

351 >>>Brandon agrees to nuke America so Russia won't be butt hurt.

Posted by: torabora
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Suck Henry Fonda was president?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 08:00 PM (rV/29)

352
They got what they deserved.

The Process is the Punishment

Posted by: FDA at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (ZW1rs)

353 Cyprus...why does it always have to be Cyprus...

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)

354 This is shameful. This is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM


Remain calm. There is no Big Penguin in the Cafe tonight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

355 This is shameful. This is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (P8k+X)


Which part ???
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

All of it. At least a 10 minute tirade about gun “control”. Then, it turned into a GOTV ad about throwing out the people that let this happen.

You can smell the fear. Summer is when shit get dangerous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (P8k+X)

356 316 In the military, unless you have an airtight reason, you just say, "No excuse, Sir."

I can't believe the FDA is blaming the mailroom. That's pathetic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

Military learned it from my mom.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (EHSip)

357 346 It gets worse.
In the movie Fail Safe President Brandon works out a deal with the Russians where Brandon agrees to nuke America so Russia won't be butt hurt.
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (Y274z)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (08ncd)

358 333 Gonna get my first haircut since, well, it's down to my shoulders. Just too damn much of a pain to deal with, especially washing and drying.
----
My late wife cut my hair for 45 years but she passed March '21 so I let it grow until it was a mess to wash and keep tidy. Had my daughter cut it a couple of weeks ago. Not as good but she'll get better with practice.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (qfLjt)

359 So how much baby formula can a C-17 carry?

Why Indiana when Dover AFB is the East Coast AMC primary hub. Indiana means the plane has to carry more fuel which means a smaller cargo or the C-17 takes off light and then has to use a KC-135/KC-10 on the trip. But the max weight of cargo for a C-17 is just over 170,000lbs or 85 tons.

This is government inefficiency writ very large.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 08:05 PM (UZXUS)

360 10 Hey Guys, this adulting thing is serious hard.

Posted by: Biden Administration at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)

--

When is Joe Biden going to grow up?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 25, 2022 08:06 PM (h1jJh)

361 >>>Why Indiana
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Buttergig

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 08:07 PM (rV/29)

362 Abbot caused this baby formula shortage with their terrible conditions. Say, I wonder what the relation here is to Governor Abbott? Republicans like Gov Abbott want to force women to have babies and then starve them. Especially poor people that rely on WIC.

Posted by: FNM Twitterati, probably at May 25, 2022 08:07 PM (Yr4Df)

363 It's good to see Israel is still doing wet work.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 08:09 PM (Y274z)

364 361 >>>Why Indiana
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Buttergig

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 08:07 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 25, 2022 08:09 PM (rbKZ6)

365 Remain calm. There is no Big Penguin in the Cafe tonight.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)



There won't be a cafe tonight. So you are right. In a away.

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

366 I hope Buttplug and his spouse get the colic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 08:10 PM (UZXUS)

367 we are abandoned. like baby penguins during winter season on Georgia island in the Antarctic...

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

368 333 Gonna get my first haircut since, well, it's down to my shoulders. Just too damn much of a pain to deal with, especially washing and drying.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2022 07:53 PM (VdAkU)


You don't need to wash it, why do you want to stand out?

Posted by: Your fellow San Franciscans at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (Yr4Df)

369

Indianapolis was chosen because it is a Nestle distribution hub.

The formula was offloaded from the military C-17 into FedEx semi tractor-trailers and taken to the Nestle distribution center in Plainfield where the company will do a standard quality control check before distributing the supplies to hospitals, pharmacies and doctor’s offices, according to an administration official on-site.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

370 Of course it was staged and will appear in his campaign ads.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (CYnTg)

371 There won't be a cafe tonight. So you are right. In a away.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 08:09 PM


The Cafe is below this Thread, so I'm right in totality, and you can't bat it away on a technicality.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

372 367 we are abandoned. like baby penguins during winter season on Georgia island in the Antarctic...
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)


For some reason, I read this in a Jacques Cousteau accent...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 25, 2022 08:16 PM (SRRAx)

373 362 Posted by: FNM Twitterati, probably at May 25, 2022 08:07 PM (Yr4Df)

So strange. Lightening strikes twice but worse the second time around since it now involves infants and babies.

August 20, 2021, NYT article: Maker of Popular Covid Test Told Factory to Destroy Inventory. "One of the leading producers of rapid tests purged supplies and laid off workers as sales dwindled. Weeks later, the U.S. is facing a surge in infections with diminished capacity."

Kits were selling out and there was a scramble for workers. Guess whose site? Abbott. Guess who monitors? FDA

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 08:16 PM (NIYa7)

374 Undernood confirmed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:18 PM (08ncd)

375 That's a beautiful picture but why is it below this thread.

Wonders never cease.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 08:19 PM (rV/29)

376 This is depressing, a Charleston AFB C-17 reached 25,000 flight hours earlier this year. On average each C-17 in the fleet has 10,000 flight hours. In 2001 the designed maximum life of each C-17 was 30,000 flight hours.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (UZXUS)

377 Well his wife IS breastfeeding.

***

Typical. HE'S the wife in the relationship.

Posted by: Beastly at May 25, 2022 08:25 PM (tSiV9)

378 Tucker said Happy St George Floyd Day.

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 08:27 PM (NIYa7)

379 333 I'm thinking of getting a mullet...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 25, 2022 08:28 PM (bUGMk)

380 Oh gee AFMC has upgraded the estimated airframe life to 45,000 flight hours for each C-17.

The fleet hit three million flight hours in 2015. Bet we hit four million before Operation Baby Milk is done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2022 08:28 PM (UZXUS)

381 St. Floyd, Our Lady Of Fentanyl!

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2022 08:30 PM (UewuT)

382 nood


Under this one


Really look

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 08:31 PM (0fVbu)

383 A nood that snuck in....like Beto!

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 08:47 PM (Y274z)

384 Jul 31, 2016
The University of Texas will mark one of the bloodiest campus shootings in U.S. history on the day that a state law permitting concealed firearms on campus takes effect.

Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 08:54 PM (X5CsJ)

385 re: Oh, the White House is complaining about the political aspect of it.

Color me shocked!

Who could have imagined the Democrats being so willing to sacrifice the wellbeing of babies for political reasons?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 25, 2022 08:55 PM (xZrrr)

386 Septic Tank Scum is not pejorative enough for these people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 25, 2022 08:55 PM (hOUT3)

387 I am certain this has been covered but I haven't read all the comments yet, so in the event:

The Left is emotionally incontinent as well as evil incarnate. It sees such horrendous, outrageous behavior as a positive trait. Beto was going to lose something like 60/40 but he may dip into the thirties now. Still, it felt good so the Left will enjoy it until they lose, which they will claim to have been a steal.

Maybe Newsmax (we KNOW Fox won't) should ask Texas Democratic leaders if they condemn and denounce this subhuman, infantile cretin and flaming pile of garbage. Just for the lulz.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 08:56 PM (nMx88)

388 so I'm right in totality, and you can't bat it away on a technicality.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


By any chance are you from Texas?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 25, 2022 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

389 The Food Cops don't give a shit about what, if any, food flows ... and people are surprised ?

Get this - OSHA does't give a shit if the guy who's job is eliminated starves to death. The typical prosecutor doesn't care if he convicts an innocent man. Such is Human Nature.

Posted by: Come On at May 25, 2022 09:03 PM (Sa2Ko)

390 381 St. Floyd, Our Lady Of Fentanyl!
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2022 08:30 PM (UewuT)

Dude looked like a dude, Dude. Don't drag the ladies into this.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 25, 2022 09:08 PM (EHSip)

391 FUBAR

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 25, 2022 09:09 PM (lXEIW)

392 If I had to summarize:

* Government lied about making the virus, about how to treat the virus, including lying about: ivermectin, hcq, ACE inhibitors, azithromycin, and remdesivir (where they made it out to be safer and more useful than it really is)

A _lot_ of these would be the purview of the FDA....

and it added up to a million or so deaths. Half of them after the Puppetresident got in.

You were expecting them to tell the truth about baby formula?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 25, 2022 09:10 PM (zFS9E)

393 Under/Over on a nood?
--------

Be forewarned, there are monkeys over there, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 09:10 PM (ZlD3b)

394 Megan Kelly said in an interview of NRO's Charles Cooke that the shooter was wearing a vest but with no body armor in it.

Has anybody else heard this? If so where did you hear it?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 25, 2022 09:13 PM (MFZ8i)

395 Perhaps the FDA chief was on maternity leave.

Back off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2022 09:14 PM (eovkY)

396 Would it be too much to ask to ask Biden to fire one of his incapable and idiotic managers? Just to show he can pretend to care about us citizens?

Posted by: Gaius Marius at May 25, 2022 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

397 We used a formula that my grandmother used. It was in her recipe book and my mother said she used it. I showed it to my pediatrician and he thought it was fine for us.
I read that pediatricians were telling mothers not to make their own formula. My husband told me that doctors think that people are too stupid and they would be stop buying formula if they could make it themselves.

Posted by: Abby at May 25, 2022 09:16 PM (zmhr6)

398 We are sorry about the whole formula thing, you know we don't mean to hurt you. It's just Putin's war, and that damn lying Trump!

Posted by: FDA at May 25, 2022 09:18 PM (uiT+8)

399 According to reports on Wednesday, Jack Dorsey, the former CEO and Co-Founder of Twitter, is stepping down from the social media giant’s Board effective immediately.

Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2022 09:24 PM (X5CsJ)

400 FDA is loaded with bog-standard middling IQ bureaucrats. NASA rejects. Can't put them out on the streets. Overpay them until they go away to be closer to their yachts.

Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2022 09:27 PM (taPSh)

401 I just finished Tucker. Anyone watch and see the segment with Whitlock? Obumbles has some horrible post on Twitter about the tragedy yesterday and that POS George Floyd. It went too fast for me to catch it all. I want a screenshot of it if possible. I don't do Twitter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2022 09:31 PM (nxdel)

402 FDA is loaded with bog-standard middling IQ bureaucrats


As opposed to the Mensa members elsewhere in the govt?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 09:31 PM (3vQN0)

403 398 We are sorry about the whole formula thing, you know we don't mean to hurt you. It's just Putin's war, and that damn lying Trump!
Posted by: FDA at May 25, 2022 09:18 PM (uiT+

And global warming.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2022 09:33 PM (3vQN0)

404 401 - here's the beginning -

As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.

There is more.

Posted by: Lola at May 25, 2022 09:36 PM (NIYa7)

405 Hello, from the thread next door.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)

406 Maybe Newsmax (we KNOW Fox won't) should ask Texas Democratic leaders if they condemn and denounce this subhuman, infantile cretin and flaming pile of garbage. Just for the lulz.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 25, 2022 08:56 PM (nMx8


They won’t either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (P8k+X)

407 >>> The testimony also blames "mailroom issues"

as well as the failure of the Pony Express to deal with things in a timely fashion.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 25, 2022 06:42 PM (ZsR3z)


Putin stole most the ponies, after Trump leaked their location, and covid got the rest of 'em. That, and all the climate change. And Daylight Savings Time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 09:48 PM (F0YaR)

408 *chirp-chirp*
*chirp-chirp*

Posted by: Blog Crickets at May 25, 2022 09:52 PM (OaZlZ)

409 The next time I fuck up I'm gonna blame, "Mailroom Issues."

Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 09:53 PM (f5Veu)

410
Out: Stagflation.
In: Starveflation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 09:54 PM (TZivQ)

411 409 The next time I fuck up I'm gonna blame, "Mailroom Issues."

Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2022 09:53 PM (f5Veu)

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Sorry Mr. IRS Agent, but my tax return & remittance must have been delayed owing to Mailroom Issues.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 09:56 PM (TZivQ)

412 Thanks Lola.. I am seriously shaking I'm so fucking mad right now. This all started when that piece of shit got elected.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2022 09:56 PM (nxdel)

413 Can't be Brandon's fault, y'all. CEOs are rich, and there are only four cereal companies! It's the fat-cat capitalists' fault!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 25, 2022 09:56 PM (v23vE)

414 Putin stole most the ponies, after Trump leaked their location, and covid got the rest of 'em. That, and all the climate change. And Daylight Savings Time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2022 09:48 PM (F0YaR)

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You left out Macedonia Pony Farmers!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 09:57 PM (TZivQ)

415 remember when Wendy Davis was running for gov against Abbott and challenged him to walk a mile in her shoes? Ba da bing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 09:57 PM (Ynyl9)

416 re 401: "As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, remember what I gots to sleep with"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2022 09:59 PM (Ynyl9)

417 346 It gets worse.
In the movie Fail Safe President Brandon works out a deal with the Russians where Brandon agrees to nuke America so Russia won't be butt hurt.

Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (Y274z)

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Only after he sells America to Chairman and de facto POTUS Xi for 30 pieces of Digital Yuan ... so technically, no longer America.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 25, 2022 10:00 PM (TZivQ)

418 oh yeah, new thread. No Pics of Lena Dunham in her danties.

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