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Toronto
Edward Ander

That guy's got a fun aesthetic: He takes photos that resemble scenes you might see in a cyberpunk novel.

Dog is the best sports-watchin' buddy.

Red panda backyard wrestling league.

Parakeet olympics.


Cute rescue dog has Baby New Year ears.

Theory: Baby goats can solve any problem. Evidence for the theory.

Fuzzball Beethoven.

Floor polishing dog.

Lawn care dog.

Baby koala weigh-in.



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1 First

Posted by: a.moron at May 30, 2022 07:36 PM (F6Xpw)

2 That husky is kind of a butthead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2022 07:38 PM (U2p+3)

3 https://youtu.be/bI67rO2zdC4
A Civil War era song
Tenting Tonight

Fitting for Memorial day

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

4 Toronto

https://youtu.be/ftVTWDrtrlc

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2022 07:38 PM (sAmhv)

5 nurse, when does your Marine arrive?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:39 PM (68exR)

6 Red Pandas - when teddy bears fight

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:39 PM (2JoB8)

7 very turkish.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2022 07:39 PM (PiwSw)

8
Semi-willowed from the Music Thread below.

Because Ace asked if we have any music we'd like to share, I'd like again to extend to the Horde an opportunity to acquire a thumb drive of my Offical AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of Transphobia and Assault Firearms (TM).

http://soyaraborzoi.com/AoSHQ.htm

It consists of 1400 pieces by nearly 600 different composers. All the familiar things are there, including ones whose melody you may be familiar with but don't know where it came from. Plus a lot of other good stuff you've never heard from composers you've never heard of.

So if you'd like to learn something about classical music but don't know where to start, this would be the place. You don't even have to wear pants while listening. This is a free gift. I cannot and would not accept anything for sending it, not even postage. It's the least thing I can do for a bunch of great people.

Write me at monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com with your name and mailing address and I can get it sent off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

9 Goats, weed eaters, milk and meat, The all purpose animal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:41 PM (68exR)

10 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 07:41 PM (M8nKu)

11 I don't understand.

Sgt York and his regiment just returned to NY Harbor but none of them are wearing masks!

Don't they know about the Spanish Influenza?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

12 Ben Had,
Mid month. I. Can't. Wait.

Talked to him today. He's looking forward to mom hugs and home cooked food.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2022 07:42 PM (U2p+3)

13 Husky Gal is kinda hot...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2022 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

14 Holy crap! No masks at the tickertape parade either!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 07:43 PM (yikp0)

15 Willowed:
https://youtu.be/YduQ10-miTU

Just dropped from Ryan Long.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:39 PM (86Iq7)

I was going to complain about there being no kittehs until I saw the video of the doggeh who and the bowl of food. Kitteh requirement met.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:43 PM (86Iq7)

16 Robert, because I have never done so, let me wish you a good evening as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:44 PM (68exR)

17 I think the beagle just farted. He blamed in on the guy.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2022 07:44 PM (MzKgG)

18 I like the mixed species friends videos

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:44 PM (2JoB8)

19 Some dog walkers in my neighborhood walking their tiny dogs will package up their dogs' super tiny poo in plastic bags and then dump the plastic bags at the base of telephone poles running along the sidewalk and townhouse lawns. I pick the bags up and drop them in front of their communal mail boxes.

The End.

Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2022 07:45 PM (hLlnK)

20 Photography is till a high school tells you yours skills suck.

Won a Tex UIL award.

She took my name out of yearbook and gave all my credits to another.

Never took another pic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2022 07:45 PM (yrol0)

21 Write me at monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com with your name and mailing address and I can get it sent off.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2022 07:41 PM (/U27+)

Wow. That's an amazing amount of work.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (BnL9f)

22 How come there's an ewok in the foreground of the Toronto picture?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (r46W7)

23 Photography is till a high school tells you yours skills suck.

Till a high school teacher tells you you suck!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (yrol0)

24 Goats, weed eaters, milk and meat, The all purpose animal.

Plus, entertainment watching them goat around and climb things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

25 Don't they know about the Spanish Influenza?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

Their chief weapon is surprise.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2022 07:47 PM (PiwSw)

26 kitties, yes. But no bats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2022 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

27 So 3 times this year the points leader in NASCAR break a suspension part and wrecks.

WTFO There is something wrong.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2022 07:48 PM (yrol0)

28 kitties, yes. But no bats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2022 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

Thank goodness!

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:48 PM (BnL9f)

29 Christopher, like watching them scrape the paint off the hood of your truck.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:48 PM (68exR)

30
Wow. That's an amazing amount of work.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (BnL9f)


That's the short playlist. My own personal one is now over 4100 pieces or nearly 1000 hours.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2022 07:49 PM (/U27+)

31 Sadly they didn't use Sgt Yorke's real weapon, a 1911 in the movie

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB8)

32 CIVIQS tracking poll shows Puddinhead underwater in 47 states. Overall approval is at 34%. 22% approval among independents.

I don't think I've ever seen numbers this bad.

https://tinyurl.com/yw3hspxh

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 07:50 PM (sWM8x)

33 The heartbreak of Chiroptophobia is treatable.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

34 because I have never done so, let me wish you a good evening as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:44 PM (68exR)

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (TNRdP)

35 Some dog walkers in my neighborhood walking their tiny dogs will package up their dogs' super tiny poo in plastic bags and then dump the plastic bags at the base of telephone poles running along the sidewalk and townhouse lawns. I pick the bags up and drop them in front of their communal mail boxes.
The End.
Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2022 07:45 PM (hLlnK)

On "World's Dumbest Criminals" there was a guy who would throw his bag of dog doo in a neighbor's palm trees every day as he passed on his walk. Neighbor took him to court and the judge made him clean it all up as well as a fine. All on camera.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

36 chique, we have to ameliorate Duncanthrax because we love him.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (68exR)

37 Apparently Top Gun:Maverick has so far raked in $248 million globally.

Which has caused some to clutch at their pearl necklaces while screeching about this 'war mongering celluloid hell beast.'

Bravo Zulu Maverick

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (hBR2w)

38 Lotta Turkish Tweets today. Turkey is obstructing Sweden and Finland's NATO entry. Might as well be Russians. Those Tweets are disinformation.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 30, 2022 07:52 PM (FIJ+3)

39 31 Sadly they didn't use Sgt Yorke's real weapon, a 1911 in the movie
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:50 PM (2JoB

A Mauser knockoff?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2022 07:54 PM (yrol0)

40 Which has caused some to clutch at their pearl necklaces while screeching about this 'war mongering celluloid hell beast.'

Bravo Zulu Maverick
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM


Is it playing in the PRC yet? They threw a hissy fit over patches of the flags of Taiwan and Japan being re-added to Maverick's flight jacket.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2022 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Ace, if you're here, are you familiar with zefrank1's YouTube channel. He does hilarious nat go-style videos about all sorts of creatures. Really funny stuff.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:55 PM (BnL9f)

42
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2022 07:55 PM (ENBF0)

43 38 Lotta Turkish Tweets today.
---
Turdogan loves to mount pressure campaigns to tell other countries what their policies should be. How do you think he'd respond if others did the same to him?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

44 I'm curious about the new Top Gun if only just to see if it's as subversively homoerotic as the original.

By the way, we all read Maddox way back when, right?

https://tinyurl.com/2xaetshv

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (TNRdP)

45 40 Which has caused some to clutch at their pearl necklaces while screeching about this 'war mongering celluloid hell beast.'

These would be the same people who have Ukraine flags in their Twitter profiles?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (PiwSw)

46 23 Photography is till a high school tells you yours skills suck.

Till a high school teacher tells you you suck!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2022 07:46 PM (yrol0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4ZmHKbD28

Nothing - A Chorus Line

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (BgMrQ)

47 38 Lotta Turkish Tweets today. Turkey is obstructing Sweden and Finland's NATO entry. Might as well be Russians. Those Tweets are disinformation.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 30, 2022 07:52 PM (FIJ+3)

The question - is Turkey serious about blocking their membership? Or is Erdogan just holding out for a big enough payoff, public or private? If we see Turkey suddenly announce that it has dropped all opposition, I think we'll have our answer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (r46W7)

48 AltonJackson, Watershed on ice is waiting for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (68exR)

49 Kids in PJs, that some crazy shit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 30, 2022 07:57 PM (BP3/z)

50 🦇

Posted by: lin-duh at May 30, 2022 07:57 PM (UUBmN)

51 >>> Ace, if you're here, are you familiar with zefrank1's YouTube channel. He does hilarious nat go-style videos about all sorts of creatures. Really funny stuff.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:55 PM (BnL9f)


There's been a few links to him at the HQ. I think even the cafe thread.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 30, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

52 chique, we have to ameliorate Duncanthrax because we love him.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:51 PM (68exR)

At least he taught me a new word, LOL.

And hatred is not the same thing as fear.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:58 PM (BnL9f)

53 lin-duh, really missed you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 07:58 PM (68exR)

54 There's been a few links to him at the HQ. I think even the cafe thread.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 30, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

My bad. That's what I get for being absent.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:59 PM (BnL9f)

55 In movie he has a P08 Luger

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

56 Hi lin-duh!

I see you are doing Insomniac's work today.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 30, 2022 07:59 PM (BnL9f)

57 No idea if it is playing the PRC. If not, this box office take should tell Hollywood they don't need the Chinese market to have a successful film.

Yeah it is brave to put a digital Ukrainian flag on your Twitter feed but to actually stand up for your country? War monger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:00 PM (hBR2w)

58 By the way, we all read Maddox way back when, right?
___

No.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:00 PM (FZsp0)

59 To those who gave all.

*hoists glass of 15 year Redbreast*

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2022 08:00 PM (anj39)

60 Or is Erdogan just holding out for a big enough payoff, public or private?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (r46W7)

I think the answer starts with F and ends with -35.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:00 PM (TNRdP)

61 Don't they know about the Spanish Influenza?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

Twitter hadn't been invented yet.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 30, 2022 08:01 PM (6jpby)

62 Golden retriever puppy videos:

https://youtu.be/bVGijbfxlk4

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 30, 2022 08:01 PM (YynYJ)

63 A Civil War era song
Tenting Tonight
------
Very nice pics and tune. Maybe times aren't so bad after all.

Posted by: dartist at May 30, 2022 08:01 PM (+ya+t)

64 I think the answer starts with F and ends with -35.
---
Probably so.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 08:02 PM (sWM8x)

65 Turkish Aerospace Industries should not have been given any part of the JSF program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:02 PM (hBR2w)

66 Insomniac is still alive, right?

I haven't seen him in a while.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:02 PM (TNRdP)

67 >>browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (BgMrQ)

Was getting worried. I needed to see my lucky charm before the puck drop.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

68 Should get up and out early tomorrow, 2 jobs to go to while close to each other have to stop around 10am at first one.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)

69 Diogenes, raising a glass to all of those that gave their all for us and working to not let their sacrifice be in vain.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:03 PM (68exR)

70 Should be a good game tonight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:04 PM (quA8L)

71 Ben,

Just got too busy with end of school year stuff. 😟

Posted by: lin-duh at May 30, 2022 08:05 PM (UUBmN)

72 Insomniac is still alive, right?

I haven't seen him in a while.


He's been popping in once in a while to let us know he's still here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X8)

73 > 35

The weird part is the dogs are so small - their poo is the size of one(1) or two(2) unshelled peanuts. Better to just let those tiny dogs poo on the communal lawns.

By the way. Flimsy free plastic grocery bags are banned here. The city parks and recreation district distribute free disposable plastic dog poo bags from dispensaries posted along dog walk trails.

Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2022 08:06 PM (hLlnK)

74 lin-duh, understood but know that you were missed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:06 PM (68exR)

75 Aklıma gene bir pichlik gelmiştir

***

Google translate recognized this as Turkish but couldn't translate it

Anyway that beagle(?) has the creepiest smile

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 30, 2022 08:07 PM (kf6Ak)

76 67 >>browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 07:56 PM (BgMrQ)

Was getting worried. I needed to see my lucky charm before the puck drop.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Go Rags!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 08:07 PM (BgMrQ)

77 Hello, Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:08 PM (FZsp0)

78 Turkish Aerospace Industries should not have been given any part of the JSF program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:02 PM (hBR2w)


I thought we suspended them from that program when they the russian S-400 missile system?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2022 08:08 PM (Irn0L)

79 He's been popping in once in a while to let us know he's still here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X

This is good to know. Thanks!

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:08 PM (GSl5X)

80 The Longest Day now.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:10 PM (yikp0)

81 Molon labe may be a thing again. I'm almost too tired for this shit.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2022 08:10 PM (oWBc3)

82 CIVIQS tracking poll shows Puddinhead underwater in 47 states. Overall approval is at 34%. 22% approval among independents.

I don't think I've ever seen numbers this bad.


Well, it'll really blow your mind when you realize they're lying about Biden's numbers, just like they lied about Trump's. The fake low numbers for Trump were part of the election fraud operation.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 30, 2022 08:10 PM (p1qaQ)

83 SMH, I saw you got to spend time with family, including other vets. These memorials always bring close my appreciation of your service. I love you for you but will always respect your service.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:12 PM (68exR)

84 Molon labe may be a thing again. I'm almost too tired for this shit.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2022 08:10 PM (oWBc3)

Hang in there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:12 PM (quA8L)

85 I think TAI got suspended but who knows maybe Joey plugged them back in. Need to check.

December 2021, Finland agreed to purchase 64 F-35As with first delivery in 2026.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:12 PM (hBR2w)

86 The weird thing, on Memorial Day, well meaning people always want to say thanks to veterans, everyone who has served, or currently serving. Maybe because it is awkward, I dunno.

And what is one supposed to say, generally? "happy memorial day!" isn't it, whatever it is.

That's not what Memorial Day is about. Then, on Veterans Day, people want to talk about their dead uncle or brother, who didn't make it home. I get that it is a general respect for military service, but people should try to pay attention to detail.

I don't even buy this "Thanks to all who served". Some people were horrible, and got kicked out for valid reasons. Dishonorable discharged, bad conduct. F them:

Posted by: That Guy at May 30, 2022 08:12 PM (Q+Kf0)

87 News: "President" mush-for-brains says 9mm rounds will "blow the lung out".

I certainly hope so! Lung, heart, throat, brain, groin. Whatever. That's the point, you doddering old pervert.

Posted by: Mookie at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

88 Let's go boys!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Molon labe may be a thing again. I'm almost too tired for this shit.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem

Tee hee!

Posted by: McConnell at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (pRUud)

90 He's been popping in once in a while to let us know he's still here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X


Cool. I hope he's making good progress. We're all cheering for him!

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (6RgRK)

91 Game 7 - rooting for whoever can beat Tampa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (8GBH4)

92 32 CIVIQS tracking poll shows Puddinhead underwater in 47 states. Overall approval is at 34%. 22% approval among independents.

I don't think I've ever seen numbers this bad.

https://tinyurl.com/yw3hspxh
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 07:50 PM (sWM8x)

And yet the Dems will gain 5 Senate seats, 10 Congressional seats this year and Bidet already has 86 Million Ballots marked for his re-election.

Posted by: Dominion at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (uiT+8)

93 Grampa Shitpants is below 30%.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:13 PM (quA8L)

94 JackStraw name where and when and I'm in.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:15 PM (68exR)

95 Ranger pp

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:15 PM (quA8L)

96 By the way, don't click the "dog with the ears" link if you can't handle vocal fry. Really bad case.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 08:15 PM (6RgRK)

97
Whataburger has Dr. Pepper milkshakes again. This requires an investigation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2022 08:16 PM (/U27+)

98 So a 9mm is now a weapon of war. Fuck you Brandon. And this is why I want zero absolutely zero bipartisan “action”. Because these maggots will never stop. Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:17 PM (zZ/ws)

99 Emmie, you have a MoMe in the works? What can I send you?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:17 PM (68exR)

100 "He's been popping in once in a while"

Electro-shock therapy is very debilitating.

Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2022 08:17 PM (hLlnK)

101 Whataburger has Dr. Pepper milkshakes again. This requires an investigation.

Nearest one to me is about 56 miles or so. Road trip!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 08:17 PM (Bd6X8)

102 I hope Insom is alright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:18 PM (quA8L)

103 Top story result is Turkey's expulsion from the JSF.

But guess what, Turkey is investing $1.3 billion to develop its own fighter under a TF-X program. They are shooting for 2025 for a plane that looks a bit like the F-22.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:18 PM (hBR2w)

104 SMH, I saw you got to spend time with family, including other vets. These memorials always bring close my appreciation of your service. I love you for you but will always respect your service.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Thank you.

It was nice, the weather was perfect, the kids were playing in the pool, and the adults were eating, drinking, rounding up snakes and throwing them back in the fields.

Talked to one gentleman who has two kids that graduated from Annapolis, and he himself a Marine.
Yeah, there was a some cursing going on, but fortunately, there was more laughter.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:19 PM (FZsp0)

105 You have to keep in mind being underwater for a Democrat includes a lot of Dems who think he is not progressive enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:19 PM (zZ/ws)

106 Root Beer floats
Egg Nog shakes
Dr.Pepper on ice--only.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:19 PM (68exR)

107 Insom is taking a hiatus from here, to decompress.

I understand only too well.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:20 PM (FZsp0)

108 They are shooting for 2025 for a plane that looks a bit like the F-22.

In the sense that it has wings on both sides of its fuselage?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:20 PM (ZsR3z)

109 That was a laser shot goal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:20 PM (8GBH4)

110 Insom is taking a hiatus from here, to decompress.

I understand only too well.


This is wise. I recommend it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (ZsR3z)

111 And yet the Dems will gain 5 Senate seats, 10 Congressional seats this year and Bidet already has 86 Million Ballots marked for his re-election.

They can only use the 2020 theft method in certain States. They require a large Democrat majority City, in an otherwise Republican State, and a complicit Attorney General. Can't be done in most House races, and very few Senate races. We are about to find out if the election security laws passed in the last year are worth anything.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (p1qaQ)

112 "Bipartisan" just means some particularly egregious or odious fvckery is being perpetrated on the American people. Generally, the Democrats act partisan, and the Republicans act Bi.

Posted by: That Other Guy at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (Q+Kf0)

113 Understand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (quA8L)

114 Well the 9mm is also referred to as Parabellum so yeah a war weapon. Just like the 30-06.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (hBR2w)

115 lol Anna.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:24 PM (FZsp0)

116 Our soldiers did not die so that tyrants can take away our clearly enumerated rights. Mush-brains going down this road on Memorial Day is especially putrid, and 100% planned to be so.

Posted by: Mookie at May 30, 2022 08:24 PM (u+Y3T)

117 The chair is truly against the wall. You freedom depends on what happens next.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:25 PM (68exR)

118 I have no use for Tom Cruise or HWood, but I have to admit, I'm impressed by the refusal of the studio to drop the Taiwanese flag from his leather jacket. It'll cost them plenty at the box office, but apparently a rogue pair of testicles has magically reappeared.

https://tinyurl.com/yc39e89p

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:26 PM (ZsR3z)

119 The only bipartisanship I want to see out of the 2 is a Federal CC authorized by your State of residence.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2022 08:26 PM (JzBU4)

120 joey brandon says deer don't wear kevlar, well I disagree, because there was no way I missed that shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:26 PM (8GBH4)

121 It apparently has two wings, twin tails, and a cockpit.

I have to wonder how much classified US tech TAI is using to build this plane. Be a real shame if something were to happen to TAI. Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:26 PM (hBR2w)

122 I had a dog who smiled like that. Called him Muttley, after that Hanna-Barbera dog.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2022 08:26 PM (aommx)

123 OK Jack...

Can Shisterkin do his part to break the 'Canes home ice advantage?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)

124 9mm is a terrorist weapon.

Except in the hands of yutes of ethnic decent what are just about to turn their lives around. Then they are just plea agreement downed to party favors.

Posted by: Bete at May 30, 2022 08:27 PM (uiT+8)

125 Ben Had, how sweet of you to offer! It's not quite "in the works" yet. For one thing, I need a really spiffy name. For another thing, I need to get the rest of my life squared away before I undertake any momentous events.

But -- I have a huge veranda that I can picture hosting 20-40 people on, plus a patio slab. I should learn to make mint juleps and host a cookout. Someday. Maybe.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 08:27 PM (6RgRK)

126 Maybe the Swedes can sell the Turks some Dragons??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:27 PM (yikp0)

127 TAI builds F-16s and also refurbishes them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:28 PM (hBR2w)

128 >>OK Jack...

>>Can Shisterkin do his part to break the 'Canes home ice advantage?

If anyone can he can but there is a whole lot of game left.

I think Seth Jarvis got knocked out.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2022 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Whew, 2-0 rangers very early, pp goals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:29 PM (8GBH4)

130 Canes in a hole

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 08:30 PM (quA8L)

131 What a tip.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

132 As far as I know all Dragons and Viggens are now retired from active service.

And they wouldn't want to buy the JAS 39 Gripen because of their all F-16 fleet. Plus possible export hassles over the US made engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:30 PM (hBR2w)

133 I missed the last thread, but I was trying to figure out who the girl in the first video sounds like, and then it hit me. It's the "Washington" video.

Washington, Washington
Six Foot Eight Weighs a F***ing Ton

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:31 PM (ZsR3z)

134 Yeah, there was a some cursing going on, but fortunately, there was more laughter.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 30, 2022 08:19 PM (FZsp0)

---------

Sounds like a great time!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)

135 THIS DAY IN TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY - 5/30/2018

Anderson Cooper: Trump being called out by own party

Trump's weight-loss diet: fish and half a bun

Avenatti alleges Michael Cohen recorded 'inappropriate' conversation

Trump made the Roseanne story all about him

McCabe turned over his memo on Comey's firing

After not being seen in public for 19 days, Melania Trump tweets on her whereabouts

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 08:32 PM (dscaa)

136 Refs throwing everybody in the box tonight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:33 PM (8GBH4)

137 114 Well the 9mm is also referred to as Parabellum so yeah a war weapon. Just like the 30-06.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:21 PM (hBR2w)



The 8.8 cm Panzergranate 39 was also a war weapon.

Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 08:33 PM (DGHm3)

138 No one laughing derisively at the 9 mm? It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2022 08:33 PM (oWBc3)

139 THIS DAY IN TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY - 5/30/2018

Anderson Cooper: Trump being called out by own party



This day in Anderson Cooper's life: took it up the poop chute.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:34 PM (ZsR3z)

140 As far as I know all Dragons and Viggens are now retired from active service.
----------------------
So??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:34 PM (yikp0)

141 2-0

Worst lead in sports...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)

142 The Terminal List. Prime series with Chris Pratt
Looks interesting. https://tinyurl.com/ycky4tep

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 30, 2022 08:35 PM (DB16e)

143 browndog, did you reach a decision on your lifting schedule?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:36 PM (68exR)

144 NY Post has published a video of the Texas shooter holding a bag of dead cats. Those damn guns are at fault. Totally. Has nothing to do with him being bonkers. It is a real tragedy that nobody in Uvalde ever had a clue he might be a problem None at all.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (2mSQi)

145 2-0

Worst lead in sports...
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Or the Leafs with a 4-0 lead.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (yikp0)

146 You know what else can be a war weapon, right?

Pantera - Mouth For War

https://youtu.be/audBZo6O3xU

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (cBXlz)

147 143 browndog, did you reach a decision on your lifting schedule?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:36 PM (68exR)

My hand has been forced, so to speak. I've developed a slight heart flutter, accompanied by some breathlessness.
So I'm off the the doctor next week, and looking at a battery of tests.

So, long story short, I'm not competing until I get things sorted.

Which means I'm open for Texas...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

148 NY Post has published a video of the Texas shooter holding a bag of dead cats. Those damn guns are at fault. Totally. Has nothing to do with him being bonkers. It is a real tragedy that nobody in Uvalde ever had a clue he might be a problem None at all.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (2mSQi)

This is why I struggled to make the point last week that the idea that these killings are usually about some sort of vengeance (let alone for "bullying") is just not a valid assumption. Especially when you are dealing with such an obvious atrocity as this.

Some people just psychotically enjoy making others suffer. It's not something most people want to really absorb.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 08:41 PM (dscaa)

149 You know what else can be a war weapon, right?

Pantera - Mouth For War

https://youtu.be/audBZo6O3xU
Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (cBXlz)
---
The 2nd amendment has never been absolute, man. When they drafted the Constitution, they wouldnt let you buy a mouth!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at May 30, 2022 08:41 PM (OaZlZ)

150 Evening, Horde! Hope y'all have had a chance to reflect on the significance of today.

Hadrian, thank you for the offer. Email sent!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 30, 2022 08:42 PM (v23vE)

151 Or the Leafs with a 4-0 lead.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (yikp0)

I was gonna make a Laffs joke, but I'll not do that to member of the Horde.

Unless they Laffs are playing the Sabres. Then all bets are off...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

152 NY Post has published a video of the Texas shooter holding a bag of dead cats. Those damn guns are at fault. Totally. Has nothing to do with him being bonkers. It is a real tragedy that nobody in Uvalde ever had a clue he might be a problem None at all.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (2mSQi)

It's the guns! It's society! It's bullying! It's the vidya games! It's the lack of morals! It's that gosh darned rock n roll music! It's your fault! It's their fault! It's everyone's fault!

Or he's just a natural born psychopath with a single minded urge to do murder.

I'm a dork. I'm reminded of this scene from Halloween...

https://youtu.be/7Blq11wjG30

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:43 PM (uuiN5)

153 Good news everyone (said in a Professor Farnsworth voice)

Canada is now totes safe! No more handguns!

https://is.gd/9WZRKo

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2022 08:44 PM (PiwSw)

154 Don't they know about the Spanish Influenza?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

My paternal Grandfather died from the Spanish Flu. No one I've ever talked to knew him except Grandma and she didn't think much of him so, he's just a family statistic.

Posted by: Javems at May 30, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

155 So what are the 3 retard states where Brandon is above water?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 30, 2022 08:45 PM (S7une)

156 155 So what are the 3 retard states where Brandon is above water?
Posted by: FriscoYoda



Without looking; California, New York, Massachusetts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2022 08:47 PM (sAmhv)

157 The shooter cut his face for fun ffs. And nobody did a fucking thing even though he was obviously screaming I AM CRAZY.

A teacher propped open a door and let him in.

The cops sat around holding their dicks for almost an hour while kids bled to death.

But yeah let’s ban 9mm guns.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:47 PM (zZ/ws)

158 That would be my guess too.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 30, 2022 08:47 PM (S7une)

159 browndog, Texas will welcome you with open arms and hugs abounding.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:48 PM (68exR)

160 I have no need for either. But I think I will buy both an ar15 and a 9mm pistol. Because fuck you that’s why.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:49 PM (zZ/ws)

161 Canada is now totes safe! No more handguns!

https://is.gd/9WZRKo
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2022 08:44 PM (PiwSw)


I see PM Blackface is planning to keep guns out of the hands of people who aren't murdering while allowing armed criminals more leniency. That should fix things! /s

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 08:50 PM (6RgRK)

162 I saw a prediction that food prices would double again by the fall. If that happened you'd think Brandon would be at 0%. But even a monster red wave won't stop them from continuing to murder the country for 2 more years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 08:51 PM (8GBH4)

163 59 To those who gave all.

*hoists glass of 15 year Redbreast*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2022 08:00 PM (anj39)
Went to cemetery after work, visited 2017 OIF KIA. Put one round .45ACP on the base of his stone. I never met him but I've known him a long time. Drinking an Old Grand Dad 114 to SPC Alexander.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)

164 Some people just psychotically enjoy making others suffer. It's not something most people want to really absorb.
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 08:41 PM (dscaa)

Evil exists. Evil fucking exists. It's not some pointy tailed red Devil walking to and fro across the Earth. It's very real. It's people like that motherfucker that wants to take something good and destroy it.

I was watching Anderson Cooper talking to the father of one of the little girls who died and he broke down at the end. It's painful to watch. He was asking, "Who would want to kill my beautiful baby girl?"

Evil, man. Pure relentless fucking evil.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (tKZea)

165 Adam Carolla had 2 guests on both “experts” in gun violence. I know, I know experts so lol. But these two actually made a lot of sense. Both said essentially guns aren't the issue (although one of the two did throw in the ban assault weapons nonsense at the end). I would recommend you listen to that episode. Very interesting.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (zZ/ws)

166 They are putting new regulations on the meat industry. Haven't seen them yet, but it can't be good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (YynYJ)

167 I saw a prediction that food prices would double again by the fall. If that happened you'd think Brandon would be at 0%. But even a monster red wave won't stop them from continuing to murder the country for 2 more years.

Sad to say, but it takes reinforcement for the lesson to be learned.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 08:53 PM (ZsR3z)

168 Texas shooter holding a bag of dead cats.

i ever catch some punk torturing neighborhood pets, he's going to be feeding the hogs. how many adukts knew this shitbird was doing that? enough. we need common sense shitbird control, not weapon bans.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 08:53 PM (UgAdJ)

169 They are putting new regulations on the meat industry. Haven't seen them yet, but it can't be good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (YynYJ)
---
You'll eat bugs and like it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2022 08:54 PM (OaZlZ)

170 160 I have no need for either. But I think I will buy both an ar15 and a 9mm pistol. Because fuck you that’s why.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:49 PM (zZ/ws)


That same reasoning motivated several purchases -- lots of people don't want me to have this object, so I'm going to get one.

Sadly, that was before the canoe trip...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 30, 2022 08:54 PM (v23vE)

171 They are putting new regulations on the meat industry. Haven't seen them yet, but it can't be good.


Meat will only be for the connected. Like cars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 08:56 PM (XG2Fi)

172 Would Ted Cruz give up his Senate seat to represent 50 million Americans at SCOTUS in a lawsuit of the government denying 2nd amendment rights?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 08:56 PM (68exR)

173 Even the police in Canuckistan is saying the handgun ban is retarded.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:57 PM (zZ/ws)

174 172

Why would he need to give up his seat to do that?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:57 PM (zZ/ws)

175 160 I have no need for either. But I think I will buy both an ar15 and a 9mm pistol. Because fuck you that’s why.
Posted by: Joe XiDen



Gun manufacturers are going to profit bigly because of this wonderful, very American, attitude. Even more Americans will exercise their 2nd amendment rights, thanks to the far lefts constant overreach.

'Murica!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2022 08:58 PM (sAmhv)

176 Remember how scandalized the left was when that church shooting was cut short by armed parishioners? Like, "How unChristian to have guns in church!"

We're supposed to lay down and die, doncha know.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:00 PM (6RgRK)

177 I think lack of a good family support system and isolation as well as a lack of positive morals and a religious background doesn't help anyone. When your father and grandfather both had criminal records and your mother was a drug addict you have some strikes against you and the negative effects of some medications do not help, but yes, the school authorities should have done something much earlier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:01 PM (kt2h+)

178 My neighbor has a small arsenal of weapons. I think he could conquer a small country on his own, lol. He left me shoot his big bad scary evil ar15 once. And I was like this is is what everyone on the left shitsbtheir pants over? I was expecting, not sure what exactly. But it was just a gun. Like any other gun I had shot over the years. It went boom it fired a round. Le fin. Kind of a Let down really.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 09:01 PM (zZ/ws)

179 Hey, my wife is out of town and I'm out on bail, where's the party? Let's go!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 30, 2022 09:01 PM (PiwSw)

180 Texas has a population of ~28.6M.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 30, 2022 09:02 PM (S7une)

181 I have been fortunate to score a gig that earned me a decent bit of money. I'll be using it to buy a gun.

CW Jr. wonders why, when we've had no violent incidents where we live.

I told him, I'm going to be ready when one does happen.
I hope I never have to use it, but I don't want to be without one when I need it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2022 09:02 PM (aommx)

182 Stick with me here.. what if.. I know its crazy.. one of those teachers in Uvalde had a firearm?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:02 PM (8GBH4)

183 I've got a new, partless, AR-15 receiver. Now, for the tough decisions. How to configure the build?

Maybe a 9mm Pistol Caliber Carbine.

Accuracy? How 'bout Minute of Lung?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2022 09:02 PM (QzJWU)

184 Jue XiDen, I don't know. It would be a massive case.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 09:03 PM (68exR)

185 Most religious people do t talk about the devil in the terms you describe, Robert, and believing that there's is a devil doesn't mean that they don't believe in evil by personal actors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:04 PM (kt2h+)

186 They all knew and more comes out every day.

He cut himself, tortured animals, bullied other kids always seeking the weakest.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2022 09:04 PM (lU0Ss)

187 The three states Grampa Shitpants isn’t underwater:

Hawaii
Vermont
Massachusetts

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:05 PM (quA8L)

188 But even a monster red wave won't stop them from continuing to murder the country for 2 more years.
-
It wouldn't even slightly impede them.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 30, 2022 09:05 PM (FIJ+3)

189 They are putting new regulations on the meat industry. Haven't seen them yet, but it can't be good.

Lessee, out of control inflation and food shortages across the board. The timing seems PERFECT!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:06 PM (XG2Fi)

190 My neighbor has a small arsenal of weapons. I think he could conquer a small country on his own, lol. He left me shoot his big bad scary evil ar15 once. And I was like this is is what everyone on the left shitsbtheir pants over? I was expecting, not sure what exactly. But it was just a gun. Like any other gun I had shot over the years. It went boom it fired a round. Le fin. Kind of a Let down really.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

what scares the piss out of the left is the simple fact that every red state military veteran can achieve a real damned close copy of what they were trained to ise in combat with one small teeny tiny exception. no full automatic fire. everything else, poof. no familiarization, simple to repair, parts are interchangeable, cost effective, easy as hell to master. hell, i put one together that is what Smash used in her active duty days less the full auto for under $400. and she's effective with it out to 200 yards 40 years later. hell yes the left is scared of the ar-15.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 09:06 PM (UgAdJ)

191 Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:00 PM (6RgRK)

I don't have any guns. In this state I'm unlikely to be able to get guns so whether I live or I die I am the Lords-and yes, I think gun ownership is perfectly fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:07 PM (kt2h+)

192 The three states Grampa Shitpants isn’t underwater:

Hawaii
Vermont
Massachusetts
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:05 PM (quA8L)


The League of Random Hawaiian Judges is keeping him afloat in Hawaii.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)

193 Sexual Intercourse You Blo Jiden !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vermont serves no purpose along with DC.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 30, 2022 09:07 PM (erCnS)

194 Hey, my wife is out of town and I'm out on bail, where's the party? Let's go!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi


OK, you do the liquor and beer run.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:07 PM (ZsR3z)

195 166 They are putting new regulations on the meat industry. Haven't seen them yet, but it can't be good.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (YynYJ)

**********

This explains why Mike Chen just tried to eat all of the food in Chicago in his latest video. He must have packed away forty pounds of Mexican-styled seafood in one sitting, then went out the next day and polished off at least four more pounds of food in a world cuisine mall and was looking for more when the video ended.

He either knows or senses that we'll have limited options in the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zNi-Pgxds4

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 30, 2022 09:09 PM (xxG/v)

196 181 I have been fortunate to score a gig that earned me a decent bit of money. I'll be using it to buy a gun.

CW Jr. wonders why, when we've had no violent incidents where we live.

I told him, I'm going to be ready when one does happen.
I hope I never have to use it, but I don't want to be without one when I need it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2022 09:02 PM (aommx)
CW Jr is correct. It never happens until it happens, then it happens at lightspeed. Be prepared.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

197 I want a gun that can shoot two lungs out at once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:09 PM (XG2Fi)

198 That looks like it could easily wind up on the cover for Iron Maiden's "Somewhere In Time" album.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2022 09:09 PM (CdZ4i)

199 Biden is so dumb he thinks a AR15 is the new name of WD40 Lubricant.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (erCnS)

200 185 Most religious people do t talk about the devil in the terms you describe, Robert, and believing that there's is a devil doesn't mean that they don't believe in evil by personal actors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:04 PM (kt2h+)


There's definitely extra demonic activity going on right now. Also, I think God has withdrawn His hand and is waiting to see if we will seek Him.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (6RgRK)

201 Bought a 9mm yesterday. Memorial Day sale at Cabelas.

I was thinking okay we kind of have a lot of guns now.

Then.

https://tinyurl.com/5as24mcf

Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (9otr5)

202 80 The Longest Day now.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 08:10 PM (yikp0)

You mean Die Lengste Tag.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:11 PM (r46W7)

203 Schumer says BB guns will be exempt from current legislation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:11 PM (XG2Fi)

204 That looks like it could easily wind up on the cover for Iron Maiden's "Somewhere In Time" album.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2022 09:09 PM (CdZ4i)

Sonova...*Imagines Eddie in the center of the pic*


Someone get Derek Riggs on the line, stat!

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 09:12 PM (drRuK)

205 65 Turkish Aerospace Industries should not have been given any part of the JSF program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2022 08:02 PM (hBR2w)

Hindsight being 20/20 and all. (To be fair, Turkey was always a staunch U.S. ally until Erdogan. Before the 2016 coup especially, Turkey in NATO made sense. Now, not so much.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2022 09:12 PM (CdZ4i)

206 191 Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:00 PM (6RgRK)

I don't have any guns. In this state I'm unlikely to be able to get guns so whether I live or I die I am the Lords-and yes, I think gun ownership is perfectly fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:07 PM (kt2h+)
Glad to see you Fen! Remember David didn't have much firepower but GOD was on his side.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

207 108 They are shooting for 2025 for a plane that looks a bit like the F-22.

In the sense that it has wings on both sides of its fuselage?
----
But can they fit enough hamsters in there to run the bellows to generate the compressed air?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 09:13 PM (qfLjt)

208 The three states Grampa Shitpants isn’t underwater:
Hawaii
Vermont
Massachusetts
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:05 PM (quA8L)

Three states full of grifting layabouts who profit from Uncle Sugar one way or another.

We need to sell Hawaii to the Norks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2022 09:13 PM (R/m4+)

209 I want a gun that can shoot two lungs out at once.
Posted by: Cicero

ar-10, left to right through and through. both lungs, one shot if the deer is putting his foreleg forward in a step, then you can aim so you take out the heart as well. just one big jump, then down and you don't have to track the poor wounded bastard down.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 09:13 PM (UgAdJ)

210 And the whole "The devil is some guy in. Red suit with horns" is a dismissive stereotype usually by non religious people"

https://tinyurl.com/2p86ah2n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:14 PM (kt2h+)

211 They are shooting for 2025 for a plane that looks a bit like the F-22.

In the sense that it has wings on both sides of its fuselage?
----
But can they fit enough hamsters in there to run the bellows to generate the compressed air?


Hamster with kettle drum: RAMMING SPEED!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:14 PM (ZsR3z)

212 $6.39 a gallon for premium in Lala Land today. My fill-up from a quarter tank was $102.75

FJB

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:14 PM (XG2Fi)

213 200 185 Most religious people do t talk about the devil in the terms you describe, Robert, and believing that there's is a devil doesn't mean that they don't believe in evil by personal actors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:04 PM (kt2h+)

There's definitely extra demonic activity going on right now. Also, I think God has withdrawn His hand and is waiting to see if we will seek Him.
Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (6RgRK)

I think that just as we see in human affairs, a whole lot of stuff that has been going on in secret for a long time has suddenly been exposed and now is going on where everyone can see it.

And evil never backs down, it doubles down when it's exposed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:14 PM (r46W7)

214 Weird shit going on

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2022 09:15 PM (BFigT)

215 It's ALWAYS easier to kick the asses of legal gun owners than it is to confront evil.

By the way, in these troubled times, I read the article that killed any inclination I had towards gun control, if such existed at all, when I was 17. Grab the book by the name of The Tom Clancy Companion, and read his article "But I LIKE To Shoot". Thank me later.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 30, 2022 09:15 PM (CdZ4i)

216 Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (6RgRK)

I agree with you, Emmie and as my human weaknesses don't get in the way I seek God everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:15 PM (kt2h+)

217 @jimsnd.

PSA (I know I am a super shill for them) has a number of parts kits on sale. Full meal deal only $379 free shipping.

https://tinyurl.com/3vmtwx7t

Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:15 PM (9otr5)

218 https://tinyurl.com/5as24mcf
Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (9otr5)

Well this explains all the canoeing accidents.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 09:16 PM (drRuK)

219 Fen, I do hope your recovery is coming along nicely. You've been in my prayers.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:17 PM (6RgRK)

220 Adam Carolla had 2 guests on both “experts” in gun violence. I know, I know experts so lol. But these two actually made a lot of sense. Both said essentially guns aren't the issue (although one of the two did throw in the ban assault weapons nonsense at the end). I would recommend you listen to that episode. Very interesting.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (zZ/ws)
===
I ised to listen to Mark Levin daily, now I listen to Adam Carolla daily.

I think the second "expert" was too positive on red-flag laws without being specific as to what conditions would apply.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2022 09:17 PM (EZebt)

221 Hawaii is populated by lazy as fuck people. So it makes sense they love Democrats and Biden in particular. As long as the welfare checks keep coming he will be above water there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (zZ/ws)

222 It's ALWAYS easier to kick the asses of legal gun owners than it is to confront evil.


Kicking the asses of the legal gun owners isn't a byproduct of bad policy; it's the whole point.

The Left will destroy everything that it believes that the Right cherishes. That isn't part of the kink, it IS the kink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (XG2Fi)

223 In Satans first named appearance in the Bible he's a lawyer.

Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (9otr5)

224 I agree with you, Emmie and as my human weaknesses don't get in the way I seek God everyday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:15 PM (kt2h+)

He preserves His remnant.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (6RgRK)

225 Glad you’re feeling good, Fen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:19 PM (quA8L)

226 210 And the whole "The devil is some guy in. Red suit with horns" is a dismissive stereotype usually by non religious people"

https://tinyurl.com/2p86ah2n
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:14 PM (kt2h+)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to to convince the world he didn't exist."

If you watch "Usual Suspects" again, watch it with the idea that Kaiser Soze isnt' just a "bad guy", he IS the devil. It's surprising how much of the film makes a whole lot more sense that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:19 PM (r46W7)

227 Well this explains all the canoeing accidents.
Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 09:16 PM (drRuK)


I think it can safely be said that nobody who comments on this blog should be allowed anywhere near a canoe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)

228 Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

Thanks for the encouragement. I hope God thinks I'm on his side. BTW, I appreciated your story, Eremero, about your church service on Sunday. I am always glad to hear of the encouragement, strength and challenge people get from hearing the word proclaimed in worship services.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:19 PM (Hjlfb)

229 Bif, heart shot a 150 lb pig wit a 22LR and had to track it 1500 feet to make sure when he fell over he was dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 09:20 PM (68exR)

230 Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 08:52 PM (tKZea)

Yes.

And it really doesn't help matters the way Pedowood portrays it.

Evil is not some scarred monster, some cackling saber tooth maniac rubbing his hands and declaring lengthy complicated plans to take over the world. Or some overt racist with a drawl. And forget this shit that's in all these comic book movies. A dumbed down soppy thin veneer representation of the truth, if it has anything remotely to do with truth.

Evil is quiet. Evil moves in secret. Evil greets you with a smile. Evil comes bearing gifts, temptations, and promises of better things. All dangling on a barbed fish hook.

And other times it appears instantly, like a bat out of hell, bearing nothing but astonishing brute force, and tearing apart everything you know in seconds, minutes, like a rabid dog from out behind an unlocked gate.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 09:20 PM (dscaa)

231
The Left will destroy everything that it believes that the Right cherishes. That isn't part of the kink, it IS the kink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (XG2Fi)

To take a thought from CS Lewis, the great saving grace we have is that the Left will ALSO destroy itself. It can't help but do it, it is dedicated to destruction, even destruction of itself. That's the nature of true evil.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:21 PM (r46W7)

232 In Satans first named appearance in the Bible he's a lawyer.
Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (9otr5)



Now that's a DAMNED LIE! We kicked him out because his dues were always late.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:21 PM (XG2Fi)

233 AR 15 is
AR 10 with more power
Leftist told me so

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 30, 2022 09:21 PM (rIXF2)

234 201 Bought a 9mm yesterday. Memorial Day sale at Cabelas.

I was thinking okay we kind of have a lot of guns now.

Then.

https://tinyurl.com/5as24mcf
Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (9otr5)
Brother Blaster, I like the pictures but I don't believe I would do that kind of.....advertising.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:21 PM (0OP+5)

235 Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:17 PM (6RgRK)

Thanks, dear. I appreciate that. This afternoon and evening has been hard pain wise. I'm supposed to walking vigorously for 25 minutes each day. I haven't managed that yet, but I trust tomorrow will be better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:22 PM (Hjlfb)

236
Pete: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?

Tommy: He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

(cut to photo of biden and harris)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (8GBH4)

237 Bif, heart shot a 150 lb pig wit a 22LR and had to track it 1500 feet to make sure when he fell over he was dead.
Posted by: Ben Had

yeah, it doesn't work 100% does it. i've had to track a deer over a mile for a poor shot that only broke the poor thing's shoulder.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (UgAdJ)

238 AR 15 is
AR 10 with more power
Leftist told me so


Don't mess with badass
AR 2000 - it's bad
Lungs can't deal with it

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (ZsR3z)

239 I'd like to see a third goal here...

Need to take all the air out of the building!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

240 AR letters mean
Assault rifle don't you fucking
Rubes know anything?

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 30, 2022 09:24 PM (rIXF2)

241 BTW, there may be a big meteor shower tonight after 12:30 if your skies are clear. You can find details on the net.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:24 PM (Hjlfb)

242 No one who is not directly financially benefiting from the regime or is whacked supports Biden any more. And the attack on 9mm is stolen directly from Europeans who used to ban the citizens from owning anything bigger than 7.62 in pistols. These people simply want the peasants disarmed and recent events are really torpedoing their assertion that "you don't need them, the police will protect you". Except that I can't see who would be able to invisibly make them do it, the last year has looked like a brilliant campaign to make nearly everyone despise them.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 30, 2022 09:24 PM (3/XaG)

243 This afternoon and evening has been hard pain wise. I'm supposed to walking vigorously for 25 minutes each day. I haven't managed that yet, but I trust tomorrow will be better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:22 PM (Hjlfb)
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Fen, I'm sorry you're in a lot of pain. Maybe don't try to walk 25 minutes all at once. Try just five minutes. And if you feel okay later, try for another five, etc.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 30, 2022 09:25 PM (aeePL)

244 Blaster.. thanks! It is in fact, a PSA made lower, with the logo being their "Ghost Gun" character. Caliber is stamped "Multi", so I'm good to go with the 9mm option, too. (I need to search and see if PSA has a similar 9mm build package.)

An evil AR-15 *and* 9mm. It'll blow out lungs!

I may need to add the bayonet mount cigar holder, too.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2022 09:25 PM (QzJWU)

245 Pete: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?

Tommy: He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

(cut to photo of biden and harris)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (8GBH4)

If you watch that movie again, pay special attention to the Sherrif's eyes. He's always wearing sunglasses, of course, even at night, but whenever there is a shot of him straight on, all you ever see is flames where his eyes should be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:25 PM (r46W7)

246 sssssssssssssssssss dependssssssssss on what the meaning of firsssst isssss. ssssssssss

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2022 09:26 PM (lU0Ss)

247 Fen, I'm sorry you're in a lot of pain. Maybe don't try to walk 25 minutes all at once. Try just five minutes. And if you feel okay later, try for another five, etc.
Posted by: bluebell

^^^^THIS^^^^

listen to your body. a little bit of pain is ok, but don't over do it.

prayers for your speedy recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 09:28 PM (UgAdJ)

248 Weird shit going on

Yep. Been goin' on for a while now but intensifying by the day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2022 09:28 PM (Xrfse)

249 Fen, get up and do your best. There's a reason they want you walking, but listening to your limits is okay, too. It's a balancing act.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 09:29 PM (dscaa)

250 If you can't walk try stretching and walk as soon as you can.

You don't want adhesions.




Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2022 09:30 PM (lU0Ss)

251 240 AR letters mean
Assault rifle don't you fucking
Rubes know anything?

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 30, 2022 09:24 PM (rIXF2)


I've had the "What does AR in AR-15 stand for?" argument with a few anti-gun people. They refused to be dissuaded from their belief it stands for Assault Rifle.

Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 09:30 PM (DGHm3)

252 245 Pete: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?

Tommy: He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

(cut to photo of biden and harris)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:23 PM (8GBH4)

If you watch that movie again, pay special attention to the Sherrif's eyes. He's always wearing sunglasses, of course, even at night, but whenever there is a shot of him straight on, all you ever see is flames where his eyes should be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:25 PM (r46W7)
A good movie in spite of Clooney.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:30 PM (0OP+5)

253 -
Evil is quiet. Evil moves in secret. Evil greets you with a smile. Evil comes bearing gifts, temptations, and promises of better things. All dangling on a barbed fish hook.
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You are delusional.

Posted by: Diversity at May 30, 2022 09:31 PM (NTUk0)

254 Kinda surprised VA and MD aren’t net positive with Brandon. With all that govt pork you’d think they be loving him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 09:31 PM (zZ/ws)

255 @jimsnd I think multi stamped on the lower means .223/5.56 essentially milspec which PSA stuff is.

I think they do have a 9mm kit. From what I read ar9 can be hard to piece together as the parts have to work together correctly so a complete kit would be good. Also need to see what sort of mags it takes there are different ones and if you get one congruent with your own stash that is a good thing.

Apologies if I am teaching grampa how to suck eggs.

Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2022 09:32 PM (9otr5)

256 Columbines happened during an “assault weapons” ban. How did that work out?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 09:32 PM (zZ/ws)

257 There's definitely extra demonic activity going on right now. Also, I think God has withdrawn His hand and is waiting to see if we will seek Him.
Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 09:10 PM (6RgRK)


I'll take it one step further. I believe that God saw fit to take Rush Limbaugh home because, while he may have been a man of faith, he made no appeal to Biblical teaching. God wasn't punishing Rush, we had the chance for so many decades to think about the things of the world, and for fifteen hours a week, we would do that.

Now with Rush gone and pretty much talk radio is dead, we are compelled to fill that time with something else. There are a tremendous number of podcasts that teach the Biblical worldview. I submit God had to move Rush out of the way so that we would fill that time with what we need Right Now - spiritual teaching.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2022 09:33 PM (AHeqJ)

258 To take a thought from CS Lewis, the great saving grace we have is that the Left will ALSO destroy itself.

Fabulous, they'll die after we die. If that's CS's winning message, we're gonna' need a better messenger.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:33 PM (lzXWf)

259 Fen, it might help (a very little, but..) to make up a favorite treat, maybe a sweet iced tea, or slice of pie, etc., and put it in the fridge "at the ready" for after your walk.

Set that reward for yourself in your mind, and walk two minutes out, three minutes back. No need to be in any hurry, and it's OK to slow down on the return.

And then, enjoy your treat. You'll have EARNED it !

(no need to pat yourself on the head and tell yourself "good girl!" that'd be overdoing it, I think?)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2022 09:33 PM (QzJWU)

260 AR means All Right
builds confidence in oppressed
it evens the score.
-a haiku brought to you by Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

261 Fabulous, they'll die after we die. If that's CS's winning message, we're gonna' need a better messenger.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:33 PM (lzXWf)
--------------------------------

The devil can be a spirit, a thought, a word, a sign, a person. It's not restricted to any form.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2022 09:35 PM (lU0Ss)

262
Fabulous, they'll die after we die. If that's CS's winning message, we're gonna' need a better messenger.
Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:33 PM (lzXWf)

It wasn't his "winning message"; he pointed it out as the reason that in the long (eternal) realizing that helped him realize why God is more powerful than Evil, and we we do *not* live in some kind of equally balanced ying and yang situation such as some eastern religions believe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (r46W7)

263 AR is obviously Alt Right. It’s a Nazi white Supremacist gun. Duh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (zZ/ws)

264 Kinda surprised VA and MD aren’t net positive with Brandon. With all that govt pork you’d think they be loving him.

Two points:
1) While the left now controls both states, especially MD, there are still plenty of conservatives left in both
2) It's starting to dawn on the lefties that Biden is a disaster for their electoral prospects. They need to get rid of him and quickly, but they can't figure out how to do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (ZsR3z)

265 Reflection for May 30th from St Pio-19th and 20th century Saint:

Tell me, is it the sun or darkness that illuminates or reveals objects? I leave you to draw the correct implications here. God alone gives grace. God alone is the supreme sun, and all the other so-called suns either are worthless or derive from Him. God alone, I tell you, can illumine a soul through Hs grace and reveal its condition. The more a soul understands its poverty and unworthiness before God, the more pronounced is the grace that reveals this self-knowledge.

I understand that the discovery of one's spiritual poverty through the activity of this divine sun is a reason at first for sadness and sorrow, pain and terror, for any poor soul that becomes enlightened this way. However, comfort yourself in our sweetest Lord, because when this divine sun will have warmed the earth of your sprit with its burning rays, it will cause new plants to burst forth, that will, in time yield exquisite fruit-fruit never seen before.

Letter to Raffaelina Cerase, 1915

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (l7p9i)

266
>>I've had the "What does AR in AR-15 stand for?" argument with a few anti-gun people. They refused to be dissuaded from their belief it stands for Assault Rifle.
Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 09:30 PM (DGHm3)

Ask them whatever happened to Assault Rifle 14.

Posted by: Roy at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

267 Hey Fen, prayers are up
You do so much for others
One's now up for you

Posted by: Captain Haiku at May 30, 2022 09:37 PM (rIXF2)

268 Ask them whatever happened to Assault Rifle 14.
Posted by: Roy at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (Ti+Tv)


It went the way of WD-39

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:38 PM (XG2Fi)

269 -
The devil can be a spirit, a thought, a word, a sign, a person. It's not restricted to any form.
-
----

Yet, greater is God.

Posted by: Faith at May 30, 2022 09:38 PM (NTUk0)

270 Fen, I hope your recovery goes smoothly and that your pain subsides.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)

271 I've got a new, partless, AR-15 receiver. Now, for the tough decisions. How to configure the build?

Maybe a 9mm Pistol Caliber Carbine.

*

If you're willing to pick up a 9mm upper you can get a magwell converter and use Glock 9mm magazines in the existing 223 lower. Maybe other magazines, too, but I'm familiar with the Glock converters. Pretty clever, and the uppers can be very reasonable when you consider you're getting an entirely new device.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 30, 2022 09:38 PM (Sn8ft)

272 AR is obviously Alt Right. It’s a Nazi white Supremacist gun. Duh.

Then it would be called the AR-88

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2022 09:39 PM (AHeqJ)

273 It wasn't his "winning message"; he pointed it out as the reason that in the long (eternal) realizing that helped him realize why God is more powerful than Evil, and we we do *not* live in some kind of equally balanced ying and yang situation such as some eastern religions believe.

Tell it to the dead in Cambodia. Or any others slaughtered in one of these pogroms that are right on the edge of kicking off now.

If you believe this world is just a scrimmage to make the cut for the next one, have at it. But I don't trust that thinking. It sounds no different than "the right side of history".

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:39 PM (lzXWf)

274
"Scientists" plan to feed locusts and mealworm to primary schoolchildren to make the UK greener

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 30, 2022 09:39 PM (mePqU)

275 Ask them whatever happened to Assault Rifle 14.
Posted by: Roy at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

Shit, *I* want to know what happened to the AR-14!!! And the ARs 1 thru 13 for that fact.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 09:41 PM (+upyi)

276 Evening prayers by 17th century English dissenting minister and Biblical scholar, Matthew Henry:

https://tinyurl.com/y75ar5hd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:41 PM (l7p9i)

277 124 9mm is a terrorist weapon.

Except in the hands of yutes of ethnic decent what are just about to turn their lives around. Then they are just plea agreement downed to party favors.

Posted by: Bete at May 30, 2022 08:27 PM (uiT+


An argument can be made that the .45 ACP was designed to be an anti-terrorist, or anti-rebel weapon. The Army found that its .38 Long Colt revolver ammo was not very good at stopping hyped-up, machete-wielding rebel Moro tribesmen in the Philippines, in the first years of the 1900s. The Army quickly conducted tests and decided it needed .45 cal or larger pistol ammo for the job in the Philippines. And the rest is history, officially beginning in 1911 AD.

Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 09:42 PM (DGHm3)

278 Raanta taken out by a AR-Ligament.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:42 PM (8GBH4)

279 And that may be it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:42 PM (quA8L)

280 Two points:
1) While the left now controls both states, especially MD, there are still plenty of conservatives left in both

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:36 PM (ZsR3z)
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While Virginia's Senate is majority Dem, our House of Delegates is majority Republican, and our governor, lt. governor, and attorney general are Republicans.

NoVa, on the other hand, well, blah.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 30, 2022 09:43 PM (aeePL)

281
Do you have any idea how many locusts and mealworms one must consume for subsistence?

I don't. I'd guess it's at least 1lb. So, what's that, 500 locusts??

This is how Wars start, btw.

This is hitler-level madness.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 30, 2022 09:43 PM (mePqU)

282 And the Rangers immediately score.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:43 PM (8GBH4)

283 First World Problem.

Act 1: The Setup. I enjoy watching movies not in English, the only language I pretend to understand. This means it is subtitle time baby.

Act 2: The conflict: I also like hanging out in AOS comment sections which means I end up spending an hour, often longer, watching 15 minutes of the film because I am constantly rewinding the film because I am blathering on here.

Act 3: Resolution: Pause button. Still takes me a week to watch a 30 minute short but at least I don't have to rewind all the time. Fade to black.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (2mSQi)

284 -
But I don't trust that thinking. It sounds no different than "the right side of history".

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:39 PM -
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"the right side of history" means nothing if man is the judge of history. Man is not.

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (NTUk0)

285 The Army quickly conducted tests and decided it needed .45 cal or larger pistol ammo for the job in the Philippines.


"Tests"?

*gulp*

Posted by: Captured Moro Tribesman #8 at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (XG2Fi)

286 Well, Toronto is kind of a dystopian shithole, full of Trudeau voters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (hZ4pg)

287 Annnnnnd there we are, 3-0...

I think you can relax now Jack!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (BgMrQ)

288 Ahhh Fen.. St. Padre Pio is one of my favorite saints.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (8GBH4)

289 124 9mm is a terrorist weapon.

I say it all the time. If 9mm really is the scourge of civilization, take it out of the hands of all cops, and all body-guards of every politician. If they'll go back to shot-guns and revolvers, with a stricter prohibition of using the military in any capacity on domestic soil, I'll do the same.

But we all know the folks that pull Uncle Joe's strings have no intention of that security detail throwing away their Glocks.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (lzXWf)

290 They sell crickets in boxes. $2.50 in South Dakota.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (quA8L)

291 Glad I don't have any "thoughts from the ditch" right now, Sounds familiar. Hmmmm. Good night, everyone. Thx fr the encouragement. I can always walk a little to see the meteor shower tonight if it happens. Good night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 09:46 PM (l7p9i)

292 The Left will destroy everything that it believes that the Right cherishes. That isn't part of the kink, it IS the kink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:18 PM (XG2Fi)


From what I've read, Satan can't create or destroy- but he can pervert what is good - which is what the right cherishes. Marriage, family, love, beauty, truth...

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at May 30, 2022 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

293 They sell crickets in boxes. $2.50 in South Dakota.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (quA8L)



Lucky. I paid eight bucks for a box of crickets in SoCal today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2022 09:47 PM (XG2Fi)

294 Fen,
When I was in rehab after bypass surgery, I was told to start at 5 minutes, then slowly increase my time to 30 minutes, and then gradually increase intensity.

For a time, I was jogging or running for 2 minutes, then walking for 1, repeating until I got to 30 minutes. That's something you might try. In any case, work up to it slowly.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2022 09:47 PM (aommx)

295 Not gonna make it to the ONT due to monkeypox and an early workout, but mostly an early workout. Fen, glad to see you're on the mend; prayers for your continued healing.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 30, 2022 09:47 PM (v23vE)

296 "the right side of history" means nothing if man is the judge of history. Man is not.

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (NTUk0)


Then enjoy the next one. But I don't trust you, because I'm more focused on this one. It's not an audition, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM (lzXWf)

297 So after a brief half-assed search on Bing it seems the AR-14 was a sporting rifle.

Well sombitch.

Posted by: Robert at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM (+upyi)

298 God bless, Fen, and we will keep praying for you. Sleep well.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM (aeePL)

299 While Virginia's Senate is majority Dem, our House of Delegates is majority Republican, and our governor, lt. governor, and attorney general are Republicans.

NoVa, on the other hand, well, blah.


Bluebell, I know what you're saying, but I think we need to acknowledge that VA is now Dem, except when the Dems screw up so badly it simply can't be ignored. (*cough*McAulliffe*cough*) Perhaps it will move back, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 09:50 PM (ZsR3z)

300 Then enjoy the next one. But I don't trust you, because I'm more focused on this one. It's not an audition, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM (lzXWf)

Are you more focused on this one because you don't believe there is a next one? I can understand that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 30, 2022 09:50 PM (4+wAL)

301 They sell crickets in boxes. $2.50 in South Dakota.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM (quA8L)
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Lucky. I paid eight bucks for a box of crickets in SoCal today.
Posted by: Cicero

luxury. *spoons a mouthful of dirt*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 09:51 PM (UgAdJ)

302 So after a brief half-assed search on Bing it seems the AR-14 was a sporting rifle.

*

The Dutch AR-10 is one of the more attractive rifles of that type to my eyes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 30, 2022 09:51 PM (Sn8ft)

303 I'm out. Gotta wake up before the buttcrack of dawn to do the morning shift.

Ya'll be good to each other.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 30, 2022 09:52 PM (aommx)

304 And the ARs 1 thru 13 for that fact.

29 years ago I had an Armalite made AR7 .22 lr take down rifle.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 30, 2022 09:52 PM (bKoeu)

305 I've had the "What does AR in AR-15 stand for?" argument with a few anti-gun people. They refused to be dissuaded from their belief it stands for Assault Rifle.

Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 09:30 PM (DGHm3)

Armalite Rifle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2022 09:52 PM (VwHCD)

306 -

They sell crickets in boxes. $2.50 in South Dakota.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 09:45 PM -

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Are you fucking mental? Do you have any bleeding idea how long it takes to complete one match?

Posted by: teh brits at May 30, 2022 09:55 PM (NTUk0)

307 luxury. *spoons a mouthful of dirt

Remember a tv food show with a bald fat guy, had praise for African dirt soup but dissed a philly cheese steak for being salty. AYFKM?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 30, 2022 09:55 PM (bKoeu)

308 Then enjoy the next one. But I don't trust you, because I'm more focused on this one. It's not an audition, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM (lzXWf)

Are you more focused on this one because you don't believe there is a next one? I can understand that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 30, 2022 09:50 PM (4+wAL)


I can't tell you I know what I can't touch or see. You are describing faith, and I don't trust faith anymore from the Religious Right than the Secular Left. All I know is what is here, right now.

And I sure as shit don't trust those making much less than optimal moves now, to seek a reward in this supposed next world. Making a chivalry type move, to protect an innocent, I understand. But not to get reward points in a next world that may, or may not exist.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:57 PM (lzXWf)

309 Has nothing to do with him being bonkers. It is a real tragedy that nobody in Uvalde ever had a clue he might be a problem None at all.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (2mSQi)

His grandfather should have taken him on the Gulf for a nice offshore fishing trip, and returned alone, with a sad tale of woe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2022 09:57 PM (iOkAA)

310 All the plants and animals, the colors, the tastes, the sunsets, the stars, the moon, the sun, the intricate ways that chemicals act and react, the way the puzzle pieces magically fit together to create and maintain entire civilizations - it all just appeared here. It "evolved".

Good luck with that one. It will stand you in good stead for the 75 or so years you have.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 09:58 PM (dscaa)

311 -
"the right side of history" means nothing if man is the judge of history. Man is not.
Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (NTUk0)

Then enjoy the next one. But I don't trust you, because I'm more focused on this one. It's not an audition, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:48 PM -
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The next history, the next man, or the next judge?

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 09:58 PM (NTUk0)

312 Do you have any idea how many locusts and mealworms one must consume for subsistence?


Ask your local anteater. Or a bird.

Posted by: Kinzinger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 09:58 PM (DGHm3)

313 ONT is nood
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=399294

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 30, 2022 10:00 PM (UgAdJ)

314 Someone from Detroit is posting pictures of the Grocery store Pasta shelf and they are limiting people to 4 packages of pasta and the shelf was empty. They also put a limit on Beans and Rice.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2022 10:01 PM (dKiJG)

315 "Tests"?
*gulp*
Posted by: Captured Moro Tribesman #8 at May 30, 2022 09:44 PM (XG2Fi)


the .45 pistol was also seen as a cavalry weapon, and one of the tests was against horses skulls at an oblique angle. They got horse heads from a butchers.

The whole story was interesting, they determined they needed a better cartridge and surveyed the available one, and settled on the 11mm St. Eteienne revolver cartridge, but determined the rim and the soft lead were not best. In a ways, Browning designed the 1911 around the cartridge specifications.
There were a lot of designs submitted, include a Luger, a Savage, and a few other interesting and somewhat crankish designs. The Savage and Browning 1911 were chosen, the 1911 was determined more reliable.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2022 10:01 PM (xhaym)

316 309 Has nothing to do with him being bonkers. It is a real tragedy that nobody in Uvalde ever had a clue he might be a problem None at all.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2022 08:37 PM (2mSQi)

His grandfather should have taken him on the Gulf for a nice offshore fishing trip, and returned alone, with a sad tale of woe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2022 09:57 PM (iOkAA)
'Sorry, the damn boy is so clumsy, got tangled up in the anchor line, and on top of that he forgot to tie it off and when it went over the side I couldn't stop it. Look at my hands, these blisters. (put his hands on the exhaust). Ay ay ay ay.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 10:02 PM (0OP+5)

317 The next history, the next man, or the next judge?
Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 09:58 PM (NTUk0)


The next whatever I can see, touch, and feel - right now. Which makes a whole lot more sense than doing something counter-intuitive, because it brings reward after you're dead.

Eager Evangelical Martyrs are one thing I'd like to keep as far away from me as possible. I don't care if they're looking to ascend to somewhere after they die, or simply fade away knowing they saved Mother Earth.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 10:07 PM (lzXWf)

318 My local rag is a left wing shithole masquerading as a journalistic endeavor. After honing how to write a well formed argument and rebuttal while under relentless ad hominin attacks in the NY Times comment section for a few years I now restrict my lighting up the lefties to the local Marxist rag. This I think is a tangible approach to pushing back against the paper's writers, its biased left wing readership (cause these papers are nothing but left wing propaganda). It isn't a big win but it something you can do while watching TV while not wearing pants. And if you do it enough, especially if you live in a smaller metro area, you will quickly develop an audience that wants to hang you. What this means is you are winning. Do this times a million people and it adds up. And for the record the attacks are nothing but 90% demagoguery and ad hominin which a lot fun to blow up.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 30, 2022 10:09 PM (kNcyF)

319 -
But not to get reward points in a next world that may, or may not exist.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 09:57 PM -

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"reward points" assumes things about Christianity that are outside my understanding. (most things are out of my understanding) (just to get the first joke out of the way)

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 10:11 PM (NTUk0)

320 -
The next whatever I can see, touch, and feel - right now. Which makes a whole lot more sense than doing something counter-intuitive, because it brings reward after you're dead.

Eager Evangelical Martyrs are one thing I'd like to keep as far away from me as possible. I don't care if they're looking to ascend to somewhere after they die, or simply fade away knowing they saved Mother Earth.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 10:07 PM -
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Which part of Christianity is counter-intuitive?

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 10:14 PM (NTUk0)

321 "reward points" assumes things about Christianity that are outside my understanding. (most things are out of my understanding) (just to get the first joke out of the way)

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 10:11 PM (NTUk0)


Just stop. I keep telling you "I don't believe it" and you keep saying "but I do". I really don't care if you do. I don't. Probably never will. I don't trust the thought process, because it's faith. It's suspension of disbelief.

Suspend all you want. And don't jump in my foxhole.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 10:14 PM (lzXWf)

322 Christians have saved the world multiple times that we know of. Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 10:19 PM (dscaa)

323 -
Just stop. I keep telling you "I don't believe it" and you keep saying "but I do". I really don't care if you do. I don't. Probably never will. I don't trust the thought process, because it's faith. It's suspension of disbelief.

Suspend all you want. And don't jump in my foxhole.

Posted by: Thoughts from the Ditch at May 30, 2022 10:14 PM -

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Dude you misunderstand. My belief in Christianity is not a suspension in belief of the world, it is a suspension of belief in me. Christianity, to me, is about humility. There is something greater outside of me. Only if that greater thing outside of me has mercy beyond comprehension can I be even noticed.

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 10:35 PM (NTUk0)

324 No human language is enough.

Posted by: irright at May 30, 2022 10:38 PM (NTUk0)

325 "I've got a new, partless, AR-15 receiver. Now, for the tough decisions. How to configure the build?

Maybe a 9mm Pistol Caliber Carbine."

Not unless you enjoy breaking your hammer pins, or absolutely need an AR-pattern firearm to launch 9mm subsonic through a suppressor or something like that.

Minimum paperwork and expense for maximum utility might be boring, but... 16" midlength in 5.56 is a good start.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 30, 2022 10:42 PM (CKXPc)

326 Yeah, late to the party, traveling today. The lemonade stand story was nice and all, but I would have preferred to hear that they ID'd the thief through doorbell videos, tracked her down, beat her unconscious, then threw her limp form back in her car and set it on fire. Maybe a bit harsh, but dealing with holiday traffic can be rough sometimes.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at May 30, 2022 11:49 PM (ZgoUl)

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