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Baby Goat Slumber Party Cafe

anarctica.jpg
David Burdeny,
"Antarctica/Schmantarctica:
A Study in Duality"

No really, I think the picture "Four shades of blue in Antarctica." He has other pictures of the white continent at the link.

But I think he should have called it, Antarctica/Shmantarctica: A Study in Duality.

Handsome fellas going out for a night on the town.

Finnegan fox steals a glove.

Didn't Aesop have a parable about the prudent duckling? No? He should have.

Swan boat.

The woodland creatures like her.

You're feeling sleepy...

Happy happy penguin trilling.

Monkey on his back.

Super-helpful cat!

Today in the Baby Goats Playhouse: Books 1 to 3 of a Song of Ice and Fire.

Posted by: Ace at 07:24 PM




Comments

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1 Better than people

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:25 PM (UnQlg)

2 Where did they go?

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:25 PM (UnQlg)

3 All your goats are belonging to me!

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (UnQlg)

4 My typing fingers are getting sore?

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (UnQlg)

5 Top ten

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (UnQlg)

6 ICEBERG! Dead ahead! ... Bearing right 5 degrees...

Posted by: Another Anon at May 26, 2022 07:27 PM (bW28E)

7 Called 'em

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:27 PM (UnQlg)

8 Brian, your a bush

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:29 PM (2JoB8)

9 Big Penguin infiltrates again. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

10 What could a fox want a leather glove for?

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

11 Two small 'teenage' chipmunks were fighting in my backyard this afternoon. I don't know if they were siblings 'play fighting' for training or if it was personal.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)

12 4 My typing fingers are getting sore?
Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2022 07:26 PM (UnQlg)

They are? You can use mine. Here, smell.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 26, 2022 07:31 PM (cupoy)

13 Wouldn't it be:

"Antarctica/Schmantarctica, A Study in Quadality"?



/pedant

Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:32 PM (k+FB3)

14 "We got caught Brian, just act normal”

***

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 07:32 PM (kf6Ak)

15 Nurse is right.
Otters rock.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

16 McConnell is an otter.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 26, 2022 07:33 PM (QZ/dC)

17 The doggie enjoying the treat is hilarious.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 26, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)

18 Café- throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)

19 Going to repost this because my head is going to explode if it is true:

Just read an article that said the killer was wandering around outside the school randomly shooting at people across the street for twelve (12) minutes before two cops arrived and he shot them both and then ran into the school and entered the classroom.

Twelve (12) minutes of gunfire right outside the school and still the doors were not secured.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (k+FB3)

20 Sorry for off topic, but tweet from Meena Harris is true. "It is easier to get a gun than to get baby formula." It was also said by a pro basketball player, but Harris saying it is icing in the cake.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8dbzzt

Posted by: Picric at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (13tTk)

21 Thank God - a new thread! Last one appealed neither to my best behavior, nor my enjoyment of cereal....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 07:35 PM (kb51C)

22 Here's the Fenelon Spoke updates from Pixy's thread this morning:
So, I had my surgery and everyone at the hospital was very nice and it was good to just sit in the room without my phone and without a TV, so I guess I missed all the freak out about guns after that terrible shooting. I am in pain but they did give me something for that.

I am home. I came home yesterday afternoon .
From all the anesthesia I got the longest night sleep I have had in a long time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

23 Check out the Iceberg pictures

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

24 Remember:

A gun bought with a stolen credit card isn't a legally purchased gun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 26, 2022 07:37 PM (udLfr)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 26, 2022 07:37 PM (arJlL)

26 Sharkman, he wrecked the truck 500 feet from the school and walked there with the police supposedly in chase.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:37 PM (DStmE)

27 Kate Moss is doing wood work.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 26, 2022 07:37 PM (MPP/+)

28 YOu know what Antarctica is famous for ?

THAT'S RIGHT !

PENGUINS ! https://tinyurl.com/2p92jtsz

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

29 Ah, sweet respite from crushing reality.
Look at that little juggling otter.
He is delighted with just himself.
I wish to be like him.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (jTmQV)

30 Thanks for the Fen update, Notsothoreau!

Posted by: Toni at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (PgM6e)

31 Neat stuff this evening! The baby goats knocking each other off the throne is great. The red tabby who appears to be trying to hypnotize the gray tabby, though -- what was he really pawing at? Or did the vid maker patch him in from a video of him pawing at his scratching post?

The raccoons are cool too. I'm glad Ace does these evening cafe things so we can all decompress from the day's bad news. He started this in 2020, I think, when so many of us were locked at home?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (c6xtn)

32 I had them do a field cut on my springer. Before, he was overly fluffy, with curls on his ears and hair all over his feet. Now he looks like a German Shorthair. I don't think he's happy with me but I can see how much weight he gained over the winter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (5HBd1)

33
throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)

_________

Monotonous, depressing music starts playing

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)

34 23 Check out the Iceberg pictures
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB

--------

Thanks for pointing that out, I skipped over the link. Those are beautiful / fascinating.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 07:39 PM (kb51C)

35 I usually read Pixy's thread when I wake up, but I'm always too late to post. Thought I'd repost her comments from this morning, since people have been asking all day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:39 PM (5HBd1)

36 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

Thanks for posting!
I'm so glad Fen is ok

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 07:40 PM (kf6Ak)

37 I love mtn biking but not like that

Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2022 07:41 PM (2oJif)

38 Antarctica still has ice? I was assured global cooling warming change melted it all.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 07:41 PM (foEeQ)

39 I had them do a field cut on my springer. Before, he was overly fluffy, with curls on his ears and hair all over his feet. Now he looks like a German Shorthair. I don't think he's happy with me but I can see how much weight he gained over the winter.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022


***
Back in early '21 I had Chekov the Siberian cat shaved (the "lion cut") because he had knots in his fur he wouldn't let us comb or cut out. He looked more like a chihuahua than like a lion. I posted pics on the Pet Thread so everyone could point and laugh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 26, 2022 07:41 PM (c6xtn)

40 Thanks for the Fen update, Notsothoreau!
Posted by: Toni

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 26, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL)

41 Hadrian, you know of Edith Piaf too?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:42 PM (DStmE)

42 I am sick of attention whore animals. That's right, I'm looking at you, pandas and penguins. Be cool, like the platypus.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2022 07:42 PM (ZsR3z)

43 That's an ice picture.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

44 Antarctica. Reeeal close to Russia if you ask me. Maybe we should bomb it.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 26, 2022 07:43 PM (FIJ+3)

45 That is ballsy going down that rock

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

46 That dog would make an excellent Chicago politician.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 07:44 PM (foEeQ)

47 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)

_________

Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)
***

The waitress, chewing gum, saunters over.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)

48 That's an ice picture.

Posted by: fd




Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:45 PM (k+FB3)

49 So the fox steals the guys glove and pees on his wife's pillow? I guess we know who the top dog is in that house.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (ESjRY)

50 Hadrian, you know of Edith Piaf too?
Posted by: Ben Had

And Edith Bunker too .

Posted by: JT at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (arJlL)

51
The waitress, chewing gum, saunters over.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)

___________

Tiny underpowered cars drive by.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)

52 Regarding the period stuff in the thread below: It's like shit. It's a function your body performs that is essential to overall health. There's no need to be embarrassed about it. But, as with shit, there's no need to have a conversation about it over the breakfast table.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (8548M)

53 Oh to be an otter and young.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (1+ulx)

54 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM

===

Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM


Le garcon sniffs, and delivers the crappiest Italian red they have.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

55 Forgot Ray was in Field of Dreams, pretty good actor

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:47 PM (2JoB8)

56 Oh to be an otter and young.

If you want a little otter in you too around just...turn around.

Posted by: Some otter at May 26, 2022 07:47 PM (ESjRY)

57 Antartica, I thought all that shit was melted by now.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:47 PM (DStmE)

58 47 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)
_________

Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)
***
The waitress, chewing gum, saunters over.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)

****
and then, the murders began.....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 26, 2022 07:48 PM (kb51C)

59 Sharkman, he wrecked the truck 500 feet from the school and walked there with the police supposedly in chase.

Posted by: Ben Had




I'd heard that. I never imagined the story could get worse than it was on Tuesday, but every couple of hours since it just does.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 26, 2022 07:48 PM (k+FB3)

60 Disinformation is calling the rave orgy pox "monkeypox".

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 07:48 PM (OaZlZ)

61 Antartica, I thought all that shit was melted by now.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:47 PM


Hope not; that penguin smell would be overwhelming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

62 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)

_________

Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)
***

The waitress, chewing gum, saunters over.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2022 07:44 PM (anj39)

Rangy dog appears in the open doorway.

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)

63
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2022 07:49 PM (ENBF0)

64 There's no need to be embarrassed about it. But, as with shit, there's no need to have a conversation about it over the breakfast table.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Shit is also way over-stigmatized!

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 26, 2022 07:49 PM (M9XmQ)

65 I've seen some vids of foxes that were more or less domesticated, and they are very cute, but I understand there is no housebreaking them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

66
Rangy dog appears in the open doorway.
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)

_________

Waiter says there's no horsemeat today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)

67
https://thechive.com/2022/
05/26/f-14-tomcats-final-22-
aircraft-flyby/

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

68 Hope not; that penguin smell would be overwhelming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

See also - Seal Beach La Jolla. Disgusting!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (ifHdv)

69 Duncanthrax, you just said that to someone that is buying Carlo Rossi by the gallon!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (DStmE)

70 A pirate ship appeared on the horizon...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

71 I don't see any polar bears..
GLOBAL WARMING

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

72 Can otters ride a unicycle?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2022 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

73 Should turn this off, been up last 2 days at 3am.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxwz3rn
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
#3 has clip from Fox but the still picture is of the kids murdered.
Still to me important to see the victims.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB8)

74 Interesting fact:

The swan dive is named so after the male swan's propensity to feign being knocked out or incapacitated during a aerial battle with a larger, more powerful male.

As the swan plummeted towards the water, it was be said to be "taking a swan dive", a term later shortened to 'swan dive' to describe a maneuver in which human divers would plunge arms stretched and otherwise motionless towards the water.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 26, 2022 07:53 PM (/BkIV)

75 I've seen some vids of foxes that were more or less domesticated, and they are very cute, but I understand there is no housebreaking them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Russian video?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 07:54 PM (M9XmQ)

76 Rangy dog appears in the open doorway.
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)

_________

Waiter says there's no horsemeat today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)


Dog waives tail, departs...

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)

77 Are all "domesticated" foxes from that Russian experiment? Or did other people do it too?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 07:54 PM (ESjRY)

78 I've got a great sous vide recipe for uterus soup.

*checks for bats*

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 07:55 PM (F0YaR)

79 Waiter says there's no horsemeat today- That's OK - I'll have the frog legs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:56 PM (DStmE)

80 Skip-

The big blue link takes ya somewhere weird.....

Posted by: JT at May 26, 2022 07:58 PM (arJlL)

81 Great. A fox that pees on your bed.

*I hear he luvs Donald Trump and Russian hookers*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 07:59 PM (F0YaR)

82 78 I've got a great sous vide recipe for uterus soup.

*checks for bats*

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 07:55 PM (F0YaR)

---------

What does the AoSHQ Style Guide say about putting Maple Syrup on French Uterus?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 08:00 PM (1iBXc)

83 Which would make you more uncomfortable to find behind you?

1. Otter
2. Kevin Spacey

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 08:00 PM (OaZlZ)

84 Russian foxes AND Russian hookers.

Time to nuke this thread!

Posted by: The peace loving FNM at May 26, 2022 08:00 PM (ESjRY)

85 @70

>>A pirate ship appeared on the horizon...

And that's when the murders began..

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2022 08:00 PM (1+ulx)

86 Fox peed on the pillow. Yikes. Guy says, "You peed on Mom's pillow." Of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

87 And just like that McConnell becomes a Democrat. Given the recent revelation that Uvalde cops stood around for an hour during a massacre I am of the mind that we're on our own to defend ourselves and loved ones. You can depend on this: the average citizen will have this essential right massacred when the bipartisan solution is reached.

"CNN Exclusive: McConnell says he has directed Cornyn to engage with Democrats on a 'bipartisan solution' on gun violence."

https://tinyurl.com/274x5cn4

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 26, 2022 08:02 PM (2mSQi)

88 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)


Monotonous, depressing music starts playing

The waitress, chewing gum, saunters over.

Rangy dog appears in the open doorway.


A mime is seen walking by the window. He releases a handful of balloons, and looks sad.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2022 08:02 PM (ZsR3z)

89 Great. A fox that pees on your bed.

Normally one pays extra for that.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 08:02 PM (ifHdv)

90 Foxes behind our house woke us at 5:00 a.m. the other morning. They were making warning cries. Then we heard the coyotes howling.

Ginger kitty sat up in bed and growled fiercely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2022 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

91 Fox peeing on my pillow where I lay my head at night is going to be a dealbreaker for me.




Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2022 08:05 PM (NpAcC)

92 "Two small 'teenage' chipmunks were fighting in my backyard this afternoon"

It's the ones playing piggyback you have to worry about.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

93 91 Fox peeing on my pillow where I lay my head at night is going to be a dealbreaker for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2022 08:05 PM (NpAcC)

Red Foxx?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:09 PM (08ncd)

94 John Cornyn is a useless piece of shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2022 08:09 PM (u73oe)

95 A Study in Duality

Awesome

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:10 PM (vPDt3)

96 Duncanthrax, you just said that to someone that is buying Carlo Rossi by the gallon!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:51 PM


IIRC, Carlo Rossi is a California (primarily Sonomo) wine.

There are a number of good Italian-style vintners in the Sonoma/Napa regions.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

97
"Two small 'teenage' chipmunks were fighting in my backyard this afternoon"


East Side Story

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2022 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

98 It's the ones playing piggyback you have to worry about.
Posted by: fd at May 26, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

The ones hanging out, combing their hair and smoking cigarettes, then going drag racing are part of a bygone era.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:10 PM (08ncd)

99
A mime is seen walking by the window. He releases a handful of balloons, and looks sad.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2022 08:02 PM (ZsR3z)

__________

Down the street, demonstrators clash with police

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 08:11 PM (/U27+)

100 Man, oh man.

Via CTH commenter "Coki", Texas shooter belonged to same Discord server as Buffalo shooter. Both groomed by a guy named Armand, who posted "Texas, 13 days". Thirteen days prior to Texas rampage.

Nitter link:

https://tinyurl.com/2p843tfc

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 08:13 PM (M9XmQ)

101 Shocker! Kevin McCarthy's boyfriend is a progressive gun grabber!

Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz
Pro Tip: Call it "gun safety" instead of "gun control."

"Gun control" makes it irreversibly political. "Gun safety" is something everyone can agree on. #WordsThatWork

The public has been moving away from the @NRA's position and towards sensible gun safety legislation for 20 years now.
Uvalde, Texas will push people further and faster.

America has seen dozens of mass-shootings over the years, but nothing has changed. Politicians care more about making statements than making a difference.
But, as I told @VassyKapelos, I believe it'll be different this time. (…I hope.)
https://youtu.be/ncKYqp6ch1k

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 08:14 PM (MFZ8i)

102 Duncanthrax, at 11 bucks a gallon it's a steal. My Aunt drank it until she was 95. It was changing to gin that did her in.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:14 PM (DStmE)

103 Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz
What gun measures do most Americans agree on?

1. Raise minimum age to 21
2. Universal background checks
3. Restrictions on semi-auto rifle ownership

It's possible to set smart, sensible and responsible gun policy and still preserve the 2nd Amendment.

81% of Americans support expanding background checks to gun purchases on the Internet and at gun shows. (92% of Democrats + 70% of Republicans)

"The pair of bills would expand criminal background checks to would-be gun buyers on the internet and at gun shows, and lengthen the wait period for gun buyers flagged by the instant background check system to allow more time for the FBI to investigate."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 08:14 PM (MFZ8i)

104 Frank Luntz Retweeted
Juanita Fogarty
@wheatnotincl ·8h
Replying to @FrankLuntz
I'm in Northern Ireland which endured a 30 year terrorist campaign, but there are no anti-shooter measures in our schools. We've never had school-shootings. Private citizens can't legally buy battlefield guns. After #Dunblane guns became highly regulated UK wide. It worked.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 08:15 PM (MFZ8i)

105 Lol lol lol

Mittens and Fauxahontas wrote a letter to Brandon saying he should keep the Trump tariffs on China. And here Inthiught everything Trump did was white supremacy and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 08:17 PM (foEeQ)

106 Riding that bike down the nors of that rock.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Doing stupid things like that at Killer Hill as a yout learned me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

107
Both groomed by a guy named Armand

If true, No doubt this "armand" is an agitator for the FBI.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:18 PM (AqD/D)

108 purty shore the CA courts just said you can't stop an 18 year old from buying a firearm

and any federal laws are going to be looking at a more conservative court than when Heller was handed down

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)

109 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

You are the sunshine after two days of rain.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

110 Red Foxx?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:09 PM (08ncd)
*********
Well, he's already dead. But if he were alive and he peed on my pillow... he'd be dead.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 26, 2022 08:19 PM (NpAcC)

111 Yeah, imagine that. The arguments over the pillow must be bitter.

Or there are no arguments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)

112 Frank Luntz is an idiot

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (SRRAx)

113 So apparently one of the moms at the school in TX was handcuffed for asking the cops to go in and rescue kids, but she convinced the local to let her go, whereupon she jumped the fence, walked into the school, collected her kids and skedaddled.

Do NOT mess with Mom. And those cop cowards can all just fuck right off.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (okGHj)

114 'Semi-auto rifles' cover a lot of territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

115 Just putting this out there, but if you bought a MyPillow you could wash it. After the fox...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:21 PM (okGHj)

116 Yeah I can’t wait until Luntz’s roommate takes over the house.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 08:21 PM (foEeQ)

117 NaCly, Dearest!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:21 PM (DStmE)

118 114 'Semi-auto rifles' cover a lot of territory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

Not if you have good muzzle control.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:22 PM (okGHj)

119 Luntz is a Cuck but he is right. The gop will fold eventually. It’s who they are it’s what they do.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 08:22 PM (foEeQ)

120
Mystery lyrics:

(1989)

Ride the arrow to the target...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:22 PM (AqD/D)

121 Not surprised in the least about Cornyn. Useless MF'er.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:23 PM (DStmE)

122 The law enforcement response is like the Ferguson Effect on steroids

agree or not on the punishment that has been handed down on the cops over the last decade

it does not happen in a vacuum, the cops think about it more and more everyday

and yeah, you get ugly situations like this one

but you don't go to jail for doing nothing

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:23 PM (us2H3)

123 Semi auto guns make up what 90% of all guns? Yeah that’s what the gop strategist and Hannity BFF wants to ban.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 26, 2022 08:23 PM (foEeQ)

124 If true, No doubt this "armand" is an agitator for the FBI.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:18 PM (AqD/D)
___

And/Or one of the spook agencies.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 26, 2022 08:23 PM (V2vBw)

125 100 Man, oh man.

Via CTH commenter "Coki", Texas shooter belonged to same Discord server as Buffalo shooter. Both groomed by a guy named Armand, who posted "Texas, 13 days". Thirteen days prior to Texas rampage.

Nitter link:

https://tinyurl.com/2p843tfc

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 08:13 PM (M9XmQ)
--------
Ugh, to repeat my comment from yesterday: our society and culture has been grooming children to become mentally ill.

It's literally an epidemic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 08:23 PM (c9B8g)

126 Another Anon

ICEBERG! Dead ahead!

All back full. Rig for collision. (-Dee- -Dee- -Dee- (Sound of the collision alarm on a US Navy ship) General Quarters, General Quarters. Bong Bong Bong (Sound of the General Alarm) .

Trivia fact, if the Titanic had hit the Iceberg dead on, and crushed the forepeak, the ship would have stayed afloat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

127 20 Where in America and how is it easier to get a gun than formula?
I want to go there now
That's a goddamn lie from the pit of hell
Go back there now and be with your father, minion
We're flooded with new and unfamiliar nics

Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2022 08:24 PM (twxj3)

128 Kevin and Luntz

Mac and Cheese

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)

129 >>> 'Semi-auto rifles' cover a lot of territory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)


yes, Yes YES YES OH YEEEEEES, they do.

Posted by: Luntz and McCarthy in bed at May 26, 2022 08:24 PM (QzpS1)

130 Awww, baby goats in PJs is so cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 26, 2022 08:25 PM (sVtYq)

131 If you make 21 legal age for all guns then no voting until then also. No military service until 21 either. No contracts. Etc. Let's prolong childhood until 30 WTH

Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2022 08:25 PM (2oJif)

132 Someone in the Nitter thread I linked claims Ramos' therapist is also a hypnotist.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2022 08:25 PM (M9XmQ)

133
Semi-Automatic

a.k.a. not automatic

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:26 PM (AqD/D)

134 The entire purpose of the GOP is to better schedule and implement all of the left's ideas.

They are the left's personal assistants.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 08:27 PM (QzpS1)

135 I can't get Valium anymore because some people abuse it

let's not do that with weapons

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

136 131 If you make 21 legal age for all guns then no voting until then also. No military service until 21 either. No contracts. Etc. Let's prolong childhood until 30 WTH
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2022 08:25 PM (2oJif)

I'm still kicking the boy out at 18. Enough is enough. I'm going to give my refrigerator a well-earned rest.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:27 PM (okGHj)

137 "They" are going to beat the hell out of this drum but it's not going to carry them through the mid-terms.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:27 PM (DStmE)

138 MAxIE

Picric is a nic in long standing use. He may be a bit explosive, when dry, but he had some insights.

Do you want me to summon one with a banhammer, or can you deal with it?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

139 CSpan showing some fairly big rally in DC with Democrats at the podium yelling about gun control.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (Ejmwn)

140 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief f

Teens.

Making groceries disappear since the '70s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

141 >>> "They" are going to beat the hell out of this drum but it's not going to carry them through the mid-terms.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:27 PM (DStmE)


It will if we help!

Posted by: GOP at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (QzpS1)

142 >>>"Texas, 13 days". Thirteen days prior to Texas rampage.
Nitter link:

https://tinyurl.com/2p843tfc

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled
---------------

Ramos told the people he worked with that he now had the money to buy his guns and quit work. He also told some people about shooting up [the school/something] and he coworkers said they stayed away from him because he was weird.

No clues anywhere.

Riding around shooting people with a BB gun totally normal.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (vPDt3)

143 100 - very interesting

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (+o2yA)

144 140 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief f

Teens.

Making groceries disappear since the '70s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

The plague of locusts.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:30 PM (okGHj)

145 Dayum. That otter has better juggling skillz than me.

This makes me sad. But at least, no disease ridden bats. 1-1.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 08:30 PM (F0YaR)

146 Semi-Automatic

a.k.a. not automatic
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:26 PM (AqD/D)

almost automatic tho

very close

same neighborhood

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:30 PM (us2H3)

147 Seriously, are none of the supposed opposition party telling the Dems to STFU until they are ready for some common sense tranny control?

We've got feral leftwing beasts killing people and they want to take away our rights to defend ourselves?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 08:31 PM (ESjRY)

148 sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV !

Every mass shooter, including the Las Vegas one, was a known wolf. The FBI was told each time, and did nothing substantial.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

149 "CNN Exclusive: McConnell says he has directed Cornyn to engage with Democrats on a 'bipartisan solution' on gun violence."

--

Nothing they do will solve the problem, because they won't address the real problem. And the real problem is an enormous increase in mental health issues over the past several decades. But we can't talk about that. So the problem will never be solved, and the only thing these traitorous jugheads in DC will do is constrict the 2A. Oh, I guess that who "...shall make no law..." doesn't mean anything anymore because the Constitution doesn't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (sVtYq)

150

A whole barn full of baby goats in pajamas:

https://youtu.be/LQhJqoRbaII

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

151 Sorry, gun grabbers, but if you are not going to stop the shooters yourself, then you will allow me to do so. Period. Full stop. I will shoot to protect me and my family, and yours too if need be. So take your gun grabbing and fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (okGHj)

152 Do you want me to summon one with a banhammer, or can you deal with it?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

Picric is incorrect, but if that were a reason to get banned around here we would have about 12 commenters, and I wouldn't be among them.

MAxIE needs to calm down.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (XIJ/X)

153 Paddock was almost certainly a fed. Which org is a mystery though it seems pretty clear why.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (ESjRY)

154
CSpan showing some fairly big rally in DC with Democrats at the podium yelling about gun control.
Posted by: Jen the original


Ah yes, how could I forget this part of Farce: the fake candlelight vigil/political grandstanding phase.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:33 PM (AqD/D)

155 Every mass shooter, including the Las Vegas one, was a known wolf. The FBI was told each time, and did nothing substantial.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

and yet we have McCabe on CNN, stating what the cops did wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (us2H3)

156 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

But at least the yard is kept up and the oil in the cars is changed. Plus you get a meal every once in a while you don't have to cook. Right? Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

157 Caught this on LinkedIn:

People living with disabilities are the world's largest minority, but they still face barriers and discrimination.

.. largest minority?!?

Posted by: SMOD at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (X5CsJ)

158 Government kills a lot more people then privately owned guns do...and yet no one is talking about closing the "government bureaucrat loopholes" are they?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (ESjRY)

159 I was planting flowers out front today and a couple of mallards strolled right up to me and then strutted across the lawn looking for a nice place to make their nest. My place was rejected, so they continued on down the block.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (VhE0u)

160 Until you fire people for fucking up like this, AND take away their pensions, they will continue to do it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 08:35 PM (ESjRY)

161 Teens.

Making groceries disappear since the '70s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The plague of locusts.
Posted by: tcn in AK

When all six kids were home, I used to say that if my credit card was stolen, I wouldn't report it. The thief couldn't have possibly spent more that the kids were.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2022 08:35 PM (ifHdv)

162 Frank Luntz is an idiot

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (SRRAx)


With a DC condo worth around $5 million or so.

*best calvin/hobbes imitation* -- Pttthabt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 08:35 PM (F0YaR)

163 CharlieBrown'sDildo

You are more succinct.

The survivors of FlameWar Fridays have broad shoulders.

And if I did not post stupid stuff, I would be silent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

164
.. largest minority?!?
Posted by: SMOD


tallest midget?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (AqD/D)

165 they kinda memoryhole the fact that the Sutherland Springs Killer was taken down by a civilian

with an assault rifle

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (us2H3)

166 * stands shoulder to shoulder with tcn*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (DStmE)

167 138 Wow are you threatening me? Oooooo keyboard balls you got
banned based on WHAT???
Been here waaaaaaaaayy way longer than picric
Why don't you tell me where I can go where it's easier to get a gun than formula if I'm wrong

Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (twxj3)

168 156 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

But at least the yard is kept up and the oil in the cars is changed. Plus you get a meal every once in a while you don't have to cook. Right? Right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

I told him to cut the lawn this morning. He is, right now, in bed, napping, and has yet to don underpants, so far as I know. Probably good thing I'm married, so I don't kill and compost the little shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (okGHj)

169 Picric was quoting someone's retarded tweet I believe

Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (2oJif)

170 Tonypete

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

171 .. largest minority?!?
Posted by: SMOD at May 26, 2022 08:34 PM (X5CsJ)
~~~~~

Like when they tell you that soon the U.S. will be a majority minority nation.

Oookay.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 26, 2022 08:37 PM (VhE0u)

172 Junior-ette just finished walking across the stage for her high school diploma.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 26, 2022 08:37 PM (4ZAgg)

173 Alan White, longtime drummer for Yes, RIP today.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2022 08:37 PM (m0zqP)

174 Although the following comment belongs to the previous thread, I am pretty sure that cultures which actually do shame women for menstruating are precisely those not criticized by certain feminists, precisely because to do so wouldn't be multicultural.

Not J.K. Rowling, think Margaret Atwood.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 26, 2022 08:38 PM (2RBkF)

175
Trivia fact, if the Titanic had hit the Iceberg dead on, and crushed the forepeak, the ship would have stayed afloat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

__________

I think there's been some controversy about that. The watertight compartments were open at the top, so as the water filled the compartment it would lap over the top, filling the next one. The steel and rivets were brittle at the water temperature, so damage to the bow would have been catastrophic. I'm not sure hitting the iceberg head-on would have changed what happened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 08:38 PM (/U27+)

176 Been here waaaaaaaaayy way longer than picric

Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (twxj3)

I don't give a shit how long you have been here.

Calm down. This is a triviality, and not worth getting ridiculously exercised over.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:39 PM (XIJ/X)

177 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Dad:

This is a one way discussion, son. You will mow the lawn, after you put on protective clothing in the next three minutes. You will do a good job.
Nod your head yes if you will comply.
Shake your head if you want to ride a moose.

BTW, how is your MoMeet shaping up?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

178 >>> Dayum. That otter has better juggling skillz than me.

This makes me sad. But at least, no disease ridden bats. 1-1.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 08:30 PM (F0YaR)


I think otter and Russian ball girl from a few nights back should go on a traveling show. Like Cirque du Soleil but with Russian women, balls, and otters.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 08:40 PM (QzpS1)

179 Bif, a most memorable day. Life is her oyster.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:40 PM (DStmE)

180 ooooooooo !

*makes popcorn & opens another beer*

what NaCly said, both about shooters, and posting goofy stuff !
same here !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 26, 2022 08:40 PM (+o2yA)

181 172 Junior-ette just finished walking across the stage for her high school diploma.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Congrats!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 08:41 PM (kf6Ak)

182 Hadrian the Seventh

The engineers can counter ballast to raise the boy. Plus you loose the water in the forepeak tank and the anchors.

Brittle bolts are an issue, but better weeping seams than a gash cut under the waterline.

They engineers kept the pumps and power on to the end. THey did not get out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

183 Good evening, horde.

Ben Had, I've never had Carlo Rossi wine, but the price point is attractive. I consider it now and then. What did your Grandma drink? Isn't there a Cabernet?

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

184 BTW, how is your MoMeet shaping up?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Well, lots of folks asked for info but nobody has confirmed. I think a few folks up here will show. We won't have a well drilled or electricity (fuck Joe Biden and his worthless economy), but the land is awesome and we will be shooting and eating and imbibing whether folks show up or not.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:43 PM (okGHj)

185 I think there's been some controversy about that. The watertight compartments were open at the top, so as the water filled the compartment it would lap over the top, filling the next one. The steel and rivets were brittle at the water temperature, so damage to the bow would have been catastrophic. I'm not sure hitting the iceberg head-on would have changed what happened.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 08:38 PM (/U27+)

The crushing of the forward compartments would have the tendency to compress the volume that can be filled with water and pull down the rest, and act as a shock absorber. Thus less "draw down" and fewer compartments open to the sea => no sinking,

The glancing blow ripped open enough to assure sinking, and quickly. Even a bit more time would have led some of the nearby ships to rescue a lot of people.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:44 PM (eoQWY)

186 Pet peeve: people at airports that think EVERYONE wants to listen to their podcast/playlist/whatever. GET SOME HEADPHONES.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:45 PM (/UKsV)

187 Picric is incorrect, but if that were a reason to get banned around here we would have about 12 commenters, and I wouldn't be among them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM


It has been hinted at that an anathema toward maple syrup and French Toast is incorrect. It's not too late to mend these errant ways, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

188 174 ... pretty sure that cultures which actually do shame women for menstruating are...

Posted by: Pete in Texas
------------------

A couple of days off away from hubs, no dishes, no cooking, hanging out with the girls - maybe that shame thing didn't have to be that bad.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:45 PM (vPDt3)

189 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (TdMsT)

190 Brittle bolts are an issue, but better weeping seams than a gash cut under the waterline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

I have read about those bolts, and it is fascinating.

But in the main, I agree with you. A crushed bow...maybe even 50 feet of it... is still more manageable than a dozen compartments opened to the sea, on one side of the ship, below the waterline.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (XIJ/X)

191 Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2022 08:36 PM (twxj3)

Don't know why you have your undies in a bundle, and don't much care, but I do know that this is not a venue for the perpetually butt-hurt to come pick fights.

Somebody quoted an idiot. You took offense. We get it. Now knock it off. We are good people here. You included.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (okGHj)

192 I'm never wrong and I have been banned

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (us2H3)

193 186 Pet peeve: people at airports that think EVERYONE wants to listen to their podcast/playlist/whatever. GET SOME HEADPHONES.

Posted by: Jordan61
-------------

Oh, it's not that loud.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:47 PM (vPDt3)

194 At Midway, two Japanese cruisers had a mixup sailing at night and one rammed the other. The one that hit the first had its bow crushed badly but was able to make enough speed to get out and get home. The other one was found by American dive bombers and pasted to a wreck.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

195 Hi, Ladylike?

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

196 LOL auto cucumber

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

197 186 Pet peeve: people at airports that think EVERYONE wants to listen to their podcast/playlist/whatever. GET SOME HEADPHONES.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:45 PM (/UKsV)

I work in a bull pen. I know more about some people's mortgages and health care providers than I should, certainly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (okGHj)

198 It's not too late to mend these errant ways, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

I prefer to see it as a superior perspective.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (XIJ/X)

199 Top Picture.... looks down... Titanic?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

200 so there are formerly banned commenters here?

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8)

201 Ladyl, good evening. I don't care if you're ladylike or not.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (OX9vb)

202 June 11th is a Saturday. I can't wait until Antifa shows up and starts looting & beating the shit out of people!

David Hogg 🌻
@davidhogg111
We got this. We're going to make this time different. I can't promise things outside of my control. But I can promise you I will do everything in my power to make this time different but we need everyone to join in and make this different. We can. March with us June 11
5:27 PM · May 26, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (MFZ8i)

203 April, just the Burgundy here, That's what she drank. The nice thing about it is after a week or better it hasn't turned to vinegar. 3 days on a bottle of Woodbridge and you have to throw it out.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (DStmE)

204 btw I like the photo at top

would hang

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8)

205 would hang

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO

Click on the link. There some beautiful shots!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:49 PM (XIJ/X)

206 >>@davidhogg111
We got this. We're going to make this time different. I can't promise things outside of my control. But I can promise you I will do everything in my power to make this time different but we need everyone to join in and make this different.



it should be different
a different kind of different

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:49 PM (geLO8)

207 David Hogg 🌻
@davidhogg111
We got this. We're going to make this time different. I can't promise things outside of my control. But I can promise you I will do everything in my power to make this time different but we need everyone to join in and make this different. We can. March with us June 11
5:27 PM · May 26, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (MFZ8i)

So another pillow company for you, boss Hogg?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

208
Nothing they do will solve the problem, because they won't address the real problem. And the real problem is an enormous increase in mental health issues over the past several decades. But we can't talk about that. So the problem will never be solved, and the only thing these traitorous jugheads in DC will do is constrict the 2A. Oh, I guess that who "...shall make no law..." doesn't mean anything anymore because the Constitution doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 26, 2022 08:32 PM (sVtYq)


I'm not even sure mental health is the main factor. Children in the past couple of generations are not being raised to value and respect life.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 26, 2022 08:50 PM (TdMsT)

209 >>Click on the link. There some beautiful shots!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


very nice
I like minimalism
very stark

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)

210 Can't wait for skinny little white boy Hogg meeting up with Antifa with bricks.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:51 PM (okGHj)

211 There are also a disturbing amount of people still wearing masks to fly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:51 PM (/UKsV)

212 CharlieBrown'sDildo

One ship's Captain did all he could, but he had to steam in a ways.

The nearest ship ignored the signal rockets. And the first lifeboats launched could have picked up more. They were mostly empty.

The good news is this is in the heart of every Skipper. When the Stockholm knifed into the Andrea Doria, the Ile De France heard the news, and went full speed to the rescue. They made a difference, based on using lessons learned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

213 >>Can't wait for skinny little white boy Hogg meeting up with Antifa with bricks.


why is this little prick still a thing

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (geLO8)

214 I'm not even sure mental health is the main factor. Children in the past couple of generations are not being raised to value and respect life.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 26, 2022 08:50 PM (TdMsT)

Hard to accomplish once they learn they could have been murdered in the womb.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (okGHj)

215 Damn... Bike video... I've skied things that steep, never done it on a bike...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (oHd/0)

216 Oooo!

A fight!

*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (bVp5S)

217 "The pair of bills would expand criminal background checks to would-be gun buyers on the internet and at gun shows, and lengthen the wait period for gun buyers flagged by the instant background check system to allow more time for the FBI to investigate.

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Great, but it was government employees not doing their jobs that tipped the dominos for those kids to be killed. Be it not charging Sally for shooting people with a BB gun, or not charing him for domestic violence when the got into fights with his mom, the actions of government employees prevented laws from working, and that led to the deaths of those precious little babies while the cops hung out and tased the parents.

Were those actions based on his skin color? Were they based on low expectations?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (sIl7T)

218 I was on a flight with my Japanese boss and listening to my music on my head phones. He tapped me on the shoulder and I took of my headphones. He told me I was leaking. Took me a second before I understood that he could hear the music playing. It was on the same trip he told me that he also had to travel to see the Indians police. I asked what for before I realized he had to go to Indianapolis.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (U3akT)

219 216 Oooo!

A fight!

*pops popcorn *
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (bVp5S)

Well, it ain't Lord Stanley's Cup, but I guess it will do for the afternoon.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:53 PM (okGHj)

220 He seems nice, for Chicago: https://tinyurl.com/ycyfnfh6

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 26, 2022 08:53 PM (b+v9B)

221 Mike Lindell: I make the pillows

David Hogg: I bite the pillows

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2022 08:53 PM (ESjRY)

222 Hey, CBD! I had dinner with Splunge and his wife at Cocina Madrigal earlier this week, based on your recommendation from what I understand. Pretty good, but holy hell what a bad neighborhood!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (/UKsV)

223 I prefer to see it as a superior perspective.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (XIJ/X)
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Of course you do.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (aeePL)

224 Indiana Police. Sheesh auto correct.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (U3akT)

225 We got this. We're going to make this time different. I can't promise things outside of my control. But I can promise you I will do everything in my power to make this time different but we need everyone to join in and make this different. We can. March with us June 11

*

Enforce the laws. The end.

We've been saying this for decades, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (sIl7T)

226 >>Can't wait for skinny little white boy Hogg meeting up with Antifa with bricks.


why is this little prick still a thing
Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (geLO

He's not a thing, which is why he and SavedHeadX are trying to milk this to get back to being a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (eoQWY)

227 DB

Yes.

I was banned. Ace, after a while, unbanned me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

228 So the Hogg wasn't at this shooting either, was he?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:55 PM (sIl7T)

229 Indiana Police. Sheesh auto correct.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (U3akT)


Indians police was funnier.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:56 PM (/UKsV)

230 Great, but it was government employees not doing their jobs that tipped the dominos for those kids to be killed. Be it not charging Sally for shooting people with a BB gun, or not charing him for domestic violence when the got into fights with his mom, the actions of government employees prevented laws from working, and that led to the deaths of those precious little babies while the cops hung out and tased the parents.

Were those actions based on his skin color? Were they based on low expectations?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (sIl7T)

Probably just lazy entitled incompetence. You have to get to the next level for the other justifications to kick in.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:56 PM (eoQWY)

231 Oh great. What's Hogg planning on June 11? It better not interfere with the NoVaMoMe.

Which, incidentally, you have five (5) days left to sign up for! Click on my nic for my email if you want more info.

Registration closes May 31 - don't miss out!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 08:56 PM (aeePL)

232 228 So the Hogg wasn't at this shooting either, was he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:55 PM (sIl7T)

Brave Sir Robin ran away, he turned tail and ran.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:57 PM (okGHj)

233 So the Hogg wasn't at this shooting either, was he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:55 PM (sIl7T)

And ex-Princes Merkle beat him to the scene.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY)

234 I read the Mike Lindell autobiography. Too bad Hogg didn't. Lindell used to gamble professionally to fund his pillow company. Hogg has no idea what it took to get that company going.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 08:57 PM (5HBd1)

235 Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare
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The story of the Lady talking her way out of handcuffs then sprinting off, climbing a fence, making her way into the school and rescuing her two children is heartening.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:57 PM (vPDt3)

236 OT I'm off work til Monday



August 8

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

237 Probably just lazy entitled incompetence. You have to get to the next level for the other justifications to kick in.
Posted by: Oldcat

*

Sure, but you've got to remember that next level = administration and state level requirements and mandates.

I guarantee they didn't shoot Sally when he crashed his truck because they didn't want to be on the news for shooting an unarmed Hispanic child.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:58 PM (sIl7T)

238 Do NOT mess with Mom. And those cop cowards can all just fuck right off.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:20 PM (okGHj)

Wow. Link?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (kf6Ak)

239 OT I'm off work til Monday



August 8
Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8 )


Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (/UKsV)

240 CharlieBrown'sDildo

One ship's Captain did all he could, but he had to steam in a ways.

The nearest ship ignored the signal rockets. And the first lifeboats launched could have picked up more. They were mostly empty.

The good news is this is in the heart of every Skipper. When the Stockholm knifed into the Andrea Doria, the Ile De France heard the news, and went full speed to the rescue. They made a difference, based on using lessons learned.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

I remember a Twilight Zone/Night Gallery show were a ship picks up a lifeboat with a lone occupant from the Titanic, still alive. It was 1916, and the ship was the Lusitania and is torpedoed. Last scene is a lifeboat from the Lusitania being picked up with a lone occupant, by the Andrea Doria.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (eoQWY)

241 >>> Don't know why you have your undies in a bundle, and don't much care, but I do know that this is not a venue for the perpetually butt-hurt to come pick fights.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (okGHj)



The original comment, at first sight, looks indistinguishable from troll comments which have been deleted over the past few days. I say at first sight, because the rest of the comment doesn't seem to follow with the same. And the "icing in the cake" part would imply that the nick is just a bit inarticulate which I understand. I'm surprised anyone can understand my writing. I know it's not great.

So, I can understand the reaction and I can understand the "cool your jets" response to that. People are on edge.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (QzpS1)

242 165 they kinda memoryhole the fact that the Sutherland Springs Killer was taken down by a civilian

with an assault rifle

What's an 'assault' rifle?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (qfLjt)

243 Were those actions based on his skin color? Were they based on low expectations?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:52 PM (sIl7T)

Small town and small town cops... and just saw where Grandad was a local, who had gone to school there as well...

So local cops trying to keep a lid on things... Just like what would have happened in my small town when I was growing up... made us pour the beer out, instead of arresting us.... would follow us home after parties to make sure we made it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

244 I will ask our supreintendant about out shooter actions.

The school is on lockdown, but not always.

The bad guy can be shooting at kids at recess.
IMHO, a security perimeter at school is too close.

We need to re-institutionalize the mentally ill. And start now, not ten years from now. Like planting a tree, the second best time is now.

But it is clear the elites are comfortable with the deaths of others, and even kids. Their policy choices say it clearly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

245 The story of the Lady talking her way out of handcuffs then sprinting off, climbing a fence, making her way into the school and rescuing her two children is heartening.

**

Yeah, that story gets worse and worse.

The cops needed keys, didn't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:01 PM (sIl7T)

246 I had dinner with Splunge and his wife at Cocina Madrigal earlier this week, based on your recommendation from what I understand. Pretty good, but holy hell what a bad neighborhood!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (/UKsV)

I am glad! They are a very nice family, working their butts off to make good food and a friendly atmosphere.

And yes, it is a pretty shitty neighborhood, but the margaritas are worth it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:02 PM (XIJ/X)

247 We need to re-institutionalize the mentally ill. And start now, not ten years from now. Like planting a tree, the second best time is now.

But it is clear the elites are comfortable with the deaths of others, and even kids. Their policy choices say it clearly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

Well, they never classified this dude as mentally ill, and we all know how giving them powerful drugs as treatment works out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:02 PM (eoQWY)

248 >Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Jordan61


it's good
I work for the school district

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO8)

249 Of course you do.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM (aeePL)

You don't like oysters, you don't like cauliflower, and you don't fry?

You have no standing here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (XIJ/X)

250 Oldcat

Yikes. Glad I missed it. 4 years in a lifeboat is a long time.

Captain Bligh did not take that long on his epic self-rescue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

251 Wow. Link?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 09:00 PM (kf6Ak)


Ace has a post about it a couple of threads down.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (/UKsV)

252 Yeah, that story gets worse and worse.

The cops needed keys, didn't they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:01 PM (sIl7T)

that the cops entered, then retreated looking for backup... but apparently did NOT evacuate the rest of the school?

What the hell?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)

253 You have no standing here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (XIJ/X)
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And I don't sous vide. I'll just show myself out.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:04 PM (aeePL)

254 Oldcat

Used to be, mutilating yourself was a clear sign of mental illness. Now, it is encouraged by some.

We are not better off with this current policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

255 Oldcat

Yikes. Glad I missed it. 4 years in a lifeboat is a long time.

Captain Bligh did not take that long on his epic self-rescue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

That's easy - the Andrea Doria was rammed and sunk in 1956.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

256 Ace has a post about it a couple of threads down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (/UKsV)

Thanks!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2022 09:05 PM (kf6Ak)

257 253 You have no standing here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM (XIJ/X)
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And I don't sous vide. I'll just show myself out.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:04 PM (aeePL)

NO STANDING???? This is AOS!!!! We shall post... sitting down!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

258
But in the main, I agree with you. A crushed bow...maybe even 50 feet of it... is still more manageable than a dozen compartments opened to the sea, on one side of the ship, below the waterline.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 08:46 PM (XIJ/X)

___________

It would have been like running into a bridge abutment at speed. There's a lot of kinetic energy in a 55000 ton ship moving at 20+ knots and that iceberg isn't going anywhere. With brittle plates and rivets I think you would have had much more damage much farther back than the bow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (/U27+)

259 Why am i suddenly craving french toast with butter and genuine maple syrup?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

260 I drove by a middle school coming home. And all the kids were out, loading up in buses, going out to the cars, or crossing the street. It would be so easy to do a drive by and wipe out a lot of kids.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (5HBd1)

261 "Sally."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:58 PM (sIl7T)

I appreciate the insult, and I really appreciate you not using its name. I'll quote "The Streets Of Laredo:"

But please not one word of the man who had killed me
Don't mention his name and his name will pass on"


But...please consider using my preferred moniker...

"Small Penis Coward."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (XIJ/X)

262 Oldcat

Good point. A convoy in WWII with a rescue ship would have stopped it for sure. But --- drama.

The passenger ship that sank off South Africa was too recent to continue the saga?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

263 But I think he should have called it, Antarctica/Shmantarctica: A Study in Duality.

You, sir, shall be hearing from my copyright lawyers tomorrow!

Posted by: Dr. Hasseldorf at May 26, 2022 09:08 PM (hOAT3)

264 Many of the old time mental institutions were self supporting. By occupational therapy such as gardening and raising livestock they fed themselves and kept the lights on.

Many of our touchy feely laws would necessarily be tossed but that would be a good thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (vPDt3)

265 Why am i suddenly craving french toast with butter and genuine maple syrup?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

Because you are an animal, without any sense of the world around you, and are fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (XIJ/X)

266 Why am i suddenly craving french toast with butter and genuine maple syrup?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)
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Because you are a sensible man with good taste.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (aeePL)

267
The story of the Lady talking her way out of handcuffs then sprinting off, climbing a fence, making her way into the school and rescuing her two children is heartening.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 08:57 PM (vPDt3)


Absolutely. Do not stand between a mama and her babies who are in danger.

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:10 PM (JrN/x)

268 Wow, I couldn't have planned that if I tried.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:10 PM (aeePL)

269 So according to president groomer, I am a sick person who only wants to kill people. That's rich, coming from someone who is genuinely perverted and who would kill millions of us if we didn't have the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Mookie at May 26, 2022 09:10 PM (u+Y3T)

270 It would have been like running into a bridge abutment at speed. There's a lot of kinetic energy in a 55000 ton ship moving at 20+ knots and that iceberg isn't going anywhere. With brittle plates and rivets I think you would have had much more damage much farther back than the bow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (/U27+)

Front acts like a crumple zone, like those sand filled barrells in front of highway obstacles. A ship isnt totally rigid, so bending isn't transmitted universally through the ship.

Might have made the passengers fly about more, though, than in the real-world crash.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

271 bluebell, can't be there in anything other than spirit but I know it will be a glorious time for all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 09:11 PM (DStmE)

272 Thanks, Ben Had!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:11 PM (aeePL)

273 It would have been like running into a bridge abutment at speed. There's a lot of kinetic energy in a 55000 ton ship moving at 20+ knots and that iceberg isn't going anywhere. With brittle plates and rivets I think you would have had much more damage much farther back than the bow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (/U27+)

Valid point. The damage would have been significant, and the injuries to the passengers and crew? Wow...hundreds would have broken limbs and such.

It is an absolutely fascinating question.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:11 PM (XIJ/X)

274
NO STANDING???? This is AOS!!!! We shall post... sitting down!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

And without pants, if we so choose!!

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:11 PM (JrN/x)

275 Biden to visit Uvalde to 'grieve' and demand 'action' on guns, White House says

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (geLO8)

276 Hadrian the Seventh

The USS Coral Sea bow on collision happened.
The funny part was the merchant ship had the same course and speed for 6 hours, while the CV did flight ops. Preventable, until it was not.

Lots of KE, but both ships survived.

But your point on the bolts is on point. I throw in that rivets on a maiden voyage are tighter and sounder that on an older ship, even with dodgy metallurgy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

277 268 Wow, I couldn't have planned that if I tried.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:10 PM (aeePL)

Serendipitous!!

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (JrN/x)

278 Of course you do.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 08:54 PM

===

You don't like oysters, you don't like cauliflower, and you don't fry?

You have no standing here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:03 PM


She does have an extremely well-regarded Cookbook to her name. Her special cakes are to die for.

And, if I recall the details correctly, there was a Red Sox World Champions T-shirt that was to be worn out-and-about for a week, which may not have been worn sufficiently.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

279 NO STANDING???? This is AOS!!!! We shall post... sitting down!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

And without pants, if we so choose!!
Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:11 PM (JrN/x)
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My people. *sniffle*

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (aeePL)

280
But...please consider using my preferred moniker...

"Small Penis Coward."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

**

I like it. "Sally" makes fun of the cross dresser aspect, though. And I don't care if it's not true. He was a white supremacist when this started, so he can be a cross dresser. And I still think he has some history. People are WAY too angry at it being mentioned for him not to have some association.

That Discord coordinated grooming link in #100 is nuts btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (sIl7T)

281 Notsothoreau - move forward

Thank you for your kind repost of FenelonSpoke's message.

Home in a day! She is strong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

282 And, if I recall the details correctly, there was a Red Sox World Champions T-shirt that was to be worn out-and-about for a week, which may not have been worn sufficiently.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)
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Ooooh, someone has a great memory!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:13 PM (aeePL)

283 How are you bluebell?!

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:13 PM (JrN/x)

284 Because you are an animal, without any sense of the world around you, and are fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (XIJ/X)

Yummy yummy base pleasures.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

285 Hi Moki! I'm well, thank you. How are you and yours?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (aeePL)

286
fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.

__________

Yup. That's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (/U27+)

287 >>She does have an extremely well-regarded Cookbook to her name. Her special cakes are to die for.


Cookies. Trust me, bluebell makes cookies to die for.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Wow, I couldn't have planned that if I tried.

Next time remind me on the way to Aldi not the pet shop.
I'm out of Maple syrup.

They better switch back to the cheesier puffs soon though.

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

289 Oldcat

Good point. A convoy in WWII with a rescue ship would have stopped it for sure. But --- drama.

The passenger ship that sank off South Africa was too recent to continue the saga?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

I saw it in the 70s or early 80s, and the show wasn't that long. Its a retelling of the old Flying Dutchman myth. And the show wasn't long besides.

There was a similar myth about some sailor that was moved from ship to ship getting torpedoed on each in WWII. Saw a Drachinfel video researching it showing it had been 'enhanced' in the retelling.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

290 Headline over at CTH by Sundance:

"DOJ Re-Review of FBI Conduct in Olympic Gymnast Rapes by Larry Nassar Ends, Yet Again, With DOJ Declining to Prosecute"

The FBI has bigger fish to fry — like about 100 million Ultra MAGA deplorables.

Top. Men. "No reasonable prosecutor ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (TZivQ)

291 No doubt president groomer's speech in Uvalde will be the epitome of unifying the different opinions in America. Right?

Posted by: Mookie at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (u+Y3T)

292 Because you are an animal, without any sense of the world around you, and are fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (XIJ/X)

266 Why am i suddenly craving french toast with butter and genuine maple syrup?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)
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Because you are a sensible man with good taste.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:09 PM (aeePL)

Reverse Horde mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

293 O/T, but more sad news from the music world: keyboardist of the group Depeche Mode, Andrew Fletcher, has passed at age 61.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (k6jXd)

294 291 No doubt president groomer's speech in Uvalde will be the epitome of unifying the different opinions in America. Right?
Posted by: Mookie at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (u+Y3T)


I already feel bad for Putin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (GsQOb)

295 Oldcat

When the USS San Francisco hit that mountain, the one that died flew forward until a pump housing stopped his head. He had the Corpsman there in less than a minute, but did not make it.

So, yes, expect injuries in this case. Still better than hypothermia or trapped on the ship without a Gumby suit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

296 Many of the old time mental institutions were self supporting. By occupational therapy such as gardening and raising livestock they fed themselves and kept the lights on.

**

And Democrats closed them down. It started with Kennedy's "Community Mental Health Act" and LBJ followed up with prohibiting government medicare / medicaid funds being used in facilities with more than IIRC 50 occupants.

They WANT insane people in your neighborhoods. It was - and is - on purpose.

It's why helicopter parents exist now. It's why folks don't let their kids walk to school. It's not their imagination. It's the law. Insane people are required to be in your community.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:17 PM (sIl7T)

297 fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.

__________

Yup. That's me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (/U27+)

That's a bit tough - even if you aren't a fan of French Toast, it often looks pretty with its coating, and dusting of powdered sugar/cinnamon and the like.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

298 Cookies. Trust me, bluebell makes cookies to die for.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't die on me! I've got a perfect streak going so far, cookie-wise.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:17 PM (aeePL)

299 It's starting to sound like the Uvalde police were waiting to go in until the shooter used up all his ammo on the kids.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:18 PM (BJKQV)

300 Finnegan Fox...

I have a fox who comes up every 0500 as I am loading up my truck for the day.

I fill up the critter bowl in my driveway and chat with her as I begin the day.

Such lovely animals.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2022 09:18 PM (R/m4+)

301 "Sally" makes fun of the cross dresser aspect, though. And I don't care if it's not true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:12 PM (sIl7T)

I like it. And I don't care either!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:19 PM (XIJ/X)

302 Headline over at CTH by Sundance:

"DOJ Re-Review of FBI Conduct in Olympic Gymnast Rapes by Larry Nassar Ends, Yet Again, With DOJ Declining to Prosecute"

The FBI has bigger fish to fry — like about 100 million Ultra MAGA deplorables.

Top. Men. "No reasonable prosecutor ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (TZivQ)

Seems to me that with all these unneeded prosecutions avoided we could cut staffing there by 90 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

303 fixated on base pleasures without any morality or esthetic sense.

Tugs at CBD's cape.

Uh, can we have those and be married?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

304 The recent head on collision between a Ford Escort and a 1978? VW beetle.

The VW driver and his dog died immediately, the driver of the Escort went to the hospital - her baby had no injuries.

airbags

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 09:19 PM (vPDt3)

305 Trust me, bluebell makes cookies to die for.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

A Mets fan?

Speaking of bad taste.

[Although, I will admit that Bluebell can bake!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (XIJ/X)

306 Imagine being the wife or father of the cop who is on video facing the parents with the taser in his hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (sIl7T)

307 262 Oldcat

Good point. A convoy in WWII with a rescue ship would have stopped it for sure. But --- drama.

The passenger ship that sank off South Africa was too recent to continue the saga?

You mean the Oceanus?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)

308 299 It's starting to sound like the Uvalde police were waiting to go in until the shooter used up all his ammo on the kids.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:18 PM (BJKQV


So they handcuff the mom, who then says she'll be good, please let her go. They do and she hops the fence, goes in and grabs her kids and comes out safe. All while the cops pick their noses.

The dad they held back from going in, his kid was killed.

Every one of those assholes needs to resign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (GsQOb)

309 Braenyard

Car Seat probably helped.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

310
I hate to give the Democrats and their rotten fbi ideas but all it will take is one "mass shooting" at a voting location, like a school, to END in-person voting forever.

I'm sure the fbi can arrange it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (gwQC+)

311 A thread a couple days ago mentioned a reenactment apparel site called At The Front. Well, I checked it out and bought a very reasonable repro of the mag holder pouch that was slipped over the stock of M1 Carbines. It arrived today and it is amazingly perfect as far as I can tell, being a kind of expert but not a super duper expert. Certainly looks right and fits right. I recommend. Hardest part was throwing it on from the canoe while estimating the spot where my carbine was in the lake.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

312 Ciampino

Thank you. Doing all this from memory.

I did not read the investigation into the sinking, but I got some impressions it was poorly handled by the crew. Helo pilots saved many.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

313 I hate to give the Democrats and their rotten fbi ideas but all it will take is one "mass shooting" at a voting location, like a school, to END in-person voting forever.

I'm sure the fbi can arrange it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (gwQC+)

Just switch it to city hall. Nobody will mind then if someone rampages.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 26, 2022 09:22 PM (eoQWY)

314 Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

Oh man...I really want an M1 Carbine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:23 PM (XIJ/X)

315 It's starting to sound like the Uvalde police were waiting to go in until the shooter used up all his ammo on the kids.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:18 PM (BJKQV)

It baffles me that this may be a real thing. Any follow-up stories that the man who ventilated this fuck-stick was BP? Because I cannot find much about that.

Because that man is a fucking soldier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

316 The recent head on collision between a Ford Escort and a 1978? VW beetle.
The VW driver and his dog died immediately, the driver of the Escort went to the hospital - her baby had no injuries.
airbags

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That would be an interesting wreck to study. I'm guessing the lack of an engine up front in the VW was bad news, too, because not only was there nothing there to absorb impact, but the mass was behind the drive pushing forward throughout the entire crash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:23 PM (sIl7T)

317 When death is only seconds away, some cops might be cowering a minute away.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (OaZlZ)

318
Oh man...I really want an M1 Carbine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:23 PM (XIJ/X)


I hear they are pretty hard to find.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (GsQOb)

319 Hi April!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

320 Every one of those assholes needs to resign.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (GsQOb)

There's a reason we'd shoot soldiers for cowardace. The man who cowers is sacrificing someone else's life for his own. In this case, the lives of children.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (BJKQV)

321 Because that man is a fucking soldier American.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:25 PM (XIJ/X)

322 >>>opinions in America. Right?
Posted by: Mookie at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (u+Y3T)

I already feel bad for Putin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Some idiot was making fun of Trump saying he didn't know anything, that he kept asking questions and having things explained to him.

What a fool believes

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 09:25 PM (vPDt3)

323 bluebell, we are hanging in there!

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2022 09:25 PM (JrN/x)

324 I hear they are pretty hard to find.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (GsQOb)

At a reasonable price they simply don't exist!

Even in Alaska, where you live.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:26 PM (XIJ/X)

325 324 I hear they are pretty hard to find.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (GsQOb)

At a reasonable price they simply don't exist!

Even in Alaska, where you live.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:26 PM (XIJ/X


Makes the best moose gun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:26 PM (GsQOb)

326 NO STANDING???? This is AOS!!!! We shall post... sitting down!
Posted by: Romeo13

And without pants, if we so choose!!
Posted by: Moki

My people. *sniffle*
Posted by: bluebell

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.
For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 09:26 PM (RgsUm)

327 >>> I hate to give the Democrats and their rotten fbi ideas but all it will take is one "mass shooting" at a voting location, like a school, to END in-person voting forever.

I'm sure the fbi can arrange it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (gwQC+)


Which is rich because that Schlemiel Schlimazel or whatever his name was and his black panther buddies camped out at voting places before Obama's first reign with rifles threatening to shoot whitey and that was just fine with the law.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:27 PM (QzpS1)

328 Oh man...I really want an M1 Carbine.

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Whig pointed out to me (others too, probably) that Classic Firearms has quite a few for somewhat reasonable prices. I'm on the fence because they seem a bit optimistic in ther ratings, but $1500 or so for an authentic shooter is pretty fair.

I've got an IBM already btw. It quickly became my favorite gun. It's the most sweet shooting, pleasant little rifle you can imagine. Plus the history. It's also nice to be at the range and let 12-15 year olds shoot it if they're interested in old firearms, because it's not something people see all that often, much less get a chance to shoot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:27 PM (sIl7T)

329 My mom survived a head on. She was in a Corvair, just pulling onto the road. Some kids were in a sports car, coming the other way, and went over into their lane. I believe they survived without injuries. Mom was a passenger, lost her teeth on the brake pedal and busted up her knees on the heater. Might not have been as bad if it had an engine up front, I guess.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 09:27 PM (5HBd1)

330 Headline over at CTH by Sundance:
"DOJ Re-Review of FBI Conduct in Olympic Gymnast Rapes by Larry Nassar Ends, Yet Again, With DOJ Declining to Prosecute"
The FBI has bigger fish to fry — like about 100 million Ultra MAGA deplorables.
Top. Men. "No reasonable prosecutor ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (TZivQ)

I don't think you can fully judge the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Merrick B. Garland, Asshole at May 26, 2022 09:28 PM (R/m4+)

331 314 Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

Oh man...I really want an M1 Carbine.

Got it years ago when CMP had them for a while. From the stamp on the bottom it was Bavarian post war border patrol. The originals are pricy now...maybe the Vietnamese are still sitting on a bunch or the South Koreans...I don't think there are too many still out there in warehouses. Some of the repros sound like they are pretty nice but they aren't cheap either.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 09:28 PM (3/XaG)

332 I've got an IBM already btw. It quickly became my favorite gun. It's the most sweet shooting, pleasant little rifle you can imagine. Plus the history. It's also nice to be at the range and let 12-15 year olds shoot it if they're interested in old firearms, because it's not something people see all that often, much less get a chance to shoot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:27 PM (sIl7T


Also makes nice bruises on shoulders.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:28 PM (GsQOb)

333 Nail meet coffin.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2022 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

334 Moose.

Reminds me, we just got the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. the entire series. Complete with Dudley Do-right, Peabody and Sherman, Fractured Fairy Tales, Commander McBragg.

A close second to Looney Tunes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

335 "Sally" makes fun of the cross dresser aspect, though. And I don't care if it's not true. He was a white supremacist when this started, so he can be a cross dresser. And I still think he has some history. People are WAY too angry at it being mentioned for him not to have some association.

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Whaaaaa? A mentally ill person is mentally ill?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 09:30 PM (FVME7)

336 About an hour before I got off work I was wondering what I could eat for supper but I knew the fridge was empty. 30 minutes before I left my neighbor called to tell me they would have freshcaught catfish for me when I got home. And it was really catfish plus eggplant plus cantaloupe plus sweet mint tea. I have great neighbors.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (0OP+5)

337 I guarantee they didn't shoot Sally when he crashed his truck because they didn't want to be on the news for shooting an unarmed Hispanic child.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:58 PM (sIl7T)


Whites are a minority in Uvalde.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (SRRAx)

338 317 When death is only seconds away, some cops might be cowering a minute away.
Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:24 PM (OaZlZ)

When I was growing up, death was preferable to being publically seen as a coward. I guess that's not a thing anymore.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (BJKQV)

339 Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare

I shot a friend's Mosin–Nagant for the first time since the Fall of Berlin. She was there, as a kid. Did not tell me the background of the rifle.

The fireball was immense, the recoil well felt, and my expression made her laugh real hard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

340 There is no case of a school shooting that should happen.

That's in the realm of whether things should happen.

I really hope people don't get that confused of what "should never" happen. That's in the realm of feasible expectation.

Anybody who is offering to abridge Constitutional freedoms to "make sure it never happens again", should propose an immediate sunset condition if it ever happens again.

It's the lack of our Overlords putting skin in the game, that invites so much distrust.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:32 PM (OaZlZ)

341 336 About an hour before I got off work I was wondering what I could eat for supper but I knew the fridge was empty. 30 minutes before I left my neighbor called to tell me they would have freshcaught catfish for me when I got home. And it was really catfish plus eggplant plus cantaloupe plus sweet mint tea. I have great neighbors.
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (0OP+5


Holy crap. I want your neighbors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:32 PM (GsQOb)

342 Also makes nice bruises on shoulders.

*

My Garand has a bit of a kick to it, but the little Carbine is very well mannered. I don't have anything to compare it to because it's so light-shooting, honestly. It's got more punch than a .22, but I wouldn't hesitate to give it to a beginner. Fantastic little rifles. Ammo is a bit pricey right now, but that's about everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:32 PM (sIl7T)

343 228 29Victor

When I was growing up, death was preferable to being publically seen as a coward.

^^^ This! ^^^

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

344 Brittle bolts are an issue, but better weeping seams than a gash cut under the waterline.

They engineers kept the pumps and power on to the end. THey did not get out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)


A head-on collision would have crushed the bow, but would also have transmitted a severe shock back through the hull plates, quite possibly shearing off enough rivets to open seams just as wide as the gash, leading to the same result.

Also, the damage to lifeboats, davits, engineering, passengers and whatnot from a 24 mph collision would have also been quite catastrophic, leading to even greater loss of life if it had impeded the working of the pumps, launching of lifeboats and/or left large numbers of injured unable to make it up on deck.

Just my $.02 worth, of course.

Posted by: HTL at May 26, 2022 09:33 PM (4ru/Z)

345 Whites are a minority in Uvalde.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 26, 2022 09:31 PM (SRRAx)

Yeah. I saw someone online who was shocked that a Latino would kill other Latinos. This person was apparently unaware of a place we call "Mexico."

Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:34 PM (BJKQV)

346 312 Ciampino

Thank you. Doing all this from memory.

I did not read the investigation into the sinking, but I got some impressions it was poorly handled by the crew. Helo pilots saved many.
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The Greek Captain was one of the first off the ship, the louse. There were lots of jokes made about him. The ship was hit by one of those freak waves. The South African Airforce got everybody off using helicopters, though some got ashore via lifeboats INCLUDING THE CAPTAIN!

Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 09:34 PM (qfLjt)

347 There is no case of a school shooting that should happen.

*

If government employees who had come in contact with him at every level had done their jobs we wouldn't be having this conversation.

It all started because he failed high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:34 PM (sIl7T)

348 Reminds me, we just got the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. the entire series. Complete with Dudley Do-right, Peabody and Sherman, Fractured Fairy Tales, Commander McBragg.

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Now Commander McBragg is president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 09:34 PM (FVME7)

349 Also makes nice bruises on shoulders.

Nope, it's very light recoil. If you ever shot an AK its close to that. The Garand, however, will leave a mark. Guess you were supposed to be wearing a field jacket and heavy shirt with that one, lol

Posted by: azjaeger at May 26, 2022 09:35 PM (3/XaG)

350 228 So the Hogg wasn't at this shooting either, was he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 08:55 PM (sIl7T)

He's still pedaling furiously toward Ulvada.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 09:35 PM (Qhnrt)

351 HTL

The Titanic was going too fast for the local conditions. A strong Skipper would not let his boss pressure him. He is the responsible Officer in Charge.

Not quite unsafe at any speed, but close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

352
He's still pedaling furiously toward Ulvada.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 09:35 PM (Qhnrt)

More like furiously wanking at all the online attention he's going to be able to milk out of this.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 26, 2022 09:37 PM (BJKQV)

353 So they handcuff the mom, who then says she'll be good, please let her go. They do and she hops the fence, goes in and grabs her kids and comes out safe. All while the cops pick their noses.
The dad they held back from going in, his kid was killed.
Every one of those assholes needs to resign.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:20 PM (GsQOb)

Back in the 1980's it was taught throughout NCO skool that the COMBLOC and Russkies never did anything with low level initiative and that they always waited on word from above before making a move. This was stressed and stressed and was one of the strength of the "Western" armies and especially American troops.... low level initiative was counted on to win.

Do.Go. Ask for forgiveness later...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2022 09:37 PM (R/m4+)

354 My bad. I thought y'all were talking about the garand

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:37 PM (GsQOb)

355 azjaeger, thanks for that site. They've got some neat stuff just to browse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:38 PM (sIl7T)

356 252 Yeah, that story gets worse and worse.

The cops needed keys, didn't they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:01 PM (sIl7T)

that the cops entered, then retreated looking for backup... but apparently did NOT evacuate the rest of the school?

What the hell?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2022 09:04 PM (oHd/0)


The official lid is screwed-down tight on the story. Never a good sign. What is different from almost every other shooting incident I can recall is how few officials are saying anything in public. No appearances let alone press Q&A by the school principal, school district supervisor, school district police chief, city police chief, and county sheriff (Uvalde is the county seat). Thinking the worst, Abbott may have told the assigned Texas Dept. of Public Safety officers (state police) to keep a lid on all negative info until after the last burial and after Biden leaves town on Sunday.

Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 09:38 PM (qhIbO)

357 Back in boy scouts at summer camp, we used to do reenactments. Revolutionary war and civil war. The uniforms were shirts vs. skins. Big summer camps would have over hundreds of boys and they'd set us up roughly to approximate some skirmish in history but it was pretty chaotic. Everyone was armed with flour. It was a massive amount of flour. They must have had pallets of the stuff shipped in for this. So there were colonels and lieutenants and officers and all that and they all made battle plans and went over strategy with us but no one listened.

In the end, it was just two great masses of kids running full tilt at each other with bags of flour. You'd hit a few by throwing but you'd pick someone and smash him over the head with your bag as he did the same to you. If you were white you were a dead ghost.

Then you'd all swim in the lake. Summer!

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:38 PM (QzpS1)

358 Ciampino

Looked it up. Thanks. The Captain and other were rightfully convicted of unprofessional behavior.

The Entertainment staff saved all the passengers, along with a few ship's boats and a lot of South African helo pilot studs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

359 327
Which is rich because that Schlemiel Schlimazel or whatever his name was and his black panther buddies camped out at voting places before Obama's first reign with rifles threatening to shoot whitey and that was just fine with the law.
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I think it was just two goons at one voting station in Philly. Not plural voting stations.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 26, 2022 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

360 Hello Horde. Anybody planning to go to the Trump rally in Casper, Wyo this Saturday?

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 26, 2022 09:40 PM (pkAcY)

361 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all have a sound sleep, with no chloroform needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2022 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

362 My bad. I thought y'all were talking about the garand
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Yeah, I figured as soon as I read it that was the case. I've hunted with a 30-06 my entire life and am used to the round, and it's still kind of crazy how that gun can be that heavy and still kick that much.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:42 PM (sIl7T)

363 So they handcuff the mom, who then says she'll be good, please let her go. They do and she hops the fence, goes in and grabs her kids and comes out safe. All while the cops pick their noses.
The dad they held back from going in, his kid was killed.
Every one of those assholes needs to resign.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


They need to flee town. If I was that father...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 26, 2022 09:43 PM (RgsUm)

364 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)
_________
Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)


Cat video starts . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2022 09:43 PM (xhaym)

365 I think one thing that is nerve in a case where it should happen is sex slavery. A guy keeps women in his basement to rape them daily.

If this had never happened between one human and another before "should never happen" might actually have a chance of being a reasonable statement. However, we know this is not the case.

However it's still the same fantasy that we ought to have an expectation that this would never happen again, given some change D.

Who would ever take the case that this event is tolerable? There is a certain amount of sex slavery that we need to accept?

And yet proud have no final solution to the sex slavery problem except, perhaps the bromide "teach men not to rape"--like oh yeah! We just need to cut out the rape training we give young men!

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:44 PM (OaZlZ)

366 The Titanic was going too fast for the local conditions. A strong Skipper would not let his boss pressure him. He is the responsible Officer in Charge.

Not quite unsafe at any speed, but close.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I don't know if it's true or not but I saw a YouTube video that said a last minute change of personnel caused binoculars to be left behind. Had these binoculars been there, the tragedy might have been avoided. Kind of a for want of a nail the kingdom was lost story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 09:44 PM (FVME7)

367 They do and she hops the fence, goes in and grabs her kids and comes out safe. All while the cops pick their noses.

As usual moms have to show how it's done. I mean FFS.. she got in and out with her kids. What the actual fuckity fuck fuck??? They should all lose their jobs AND pensions and Abbott has to be fuming right now for the false info. He looks like a clown at this point.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2022 09:44 PM (nxdel)

368 362 My bad. I thought y'all were talking about the garand
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Yeah, I figured as soon as I read it that was the case. I've hunted with a 30-06 my entire life and am used to the round, and it's still kind of crazy how that gun can be that heavy and still kick that much.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:42 PM (sIl7T


I've shot the garand twice. Don't own one but had a nice older fella at the range let me send some lead. Just a big round with a wooden stock.

Still loved it. Crazy accurate with irons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:45 PM (GsQOb)

369 >>> The official lid is screwed-down tight on the story. Never a good sign. What is different from almost every other shooting incident I can recall is how few officials are saying anything in public. No appearances let alone press Q&A by the school principal, school district supervisor, school district police chief, city police chief, and county sheriff (Uvalde is the county seat). Thinking the worst, Abbott may have told the assigned Texas Dept. of Public Safety officers (state police) to keep a lid on all negative info until after the last burial and after Biden leaves town on Sunday.
Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 09:38 PM (qhIbO)

If I was a crazy tinfoilest I would start thinking that the crazy guy was protected and groomed, then when he was ripe and armed with rifles he was herded up to the school, pushed to enter, given a wide berth to kill as many as possible, and all the power invested in the local law was devoted to preventing anyone from going inside to stop it. You can't say the police weren't active. They seem to have been veeeeeery active.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:45 PM (QzpS1)

370 The Uvulva Police Force.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:46 PM (OaZlZ)

371 Nobody makes hay on this one but the left.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2022 09:46 PM (0OP+5)

372 Infuriating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2022 09:47 PM (jXFZF)

373 200 so there are formerly banned commenters here?

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO


I estimate the # of "formerly banned commenters" here at around 50% by volume. MAXie, for example, was permabanned by Maetenloch oh so many years ago.

But he's been pretty well behaved, and so I never bring it up until today. Only as an example.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2022 09:47 PM (F0YaR)

374 Reminds me, we just got the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. the entire series. Complete with Dudley Do-right, Peabody and Sherman, Fractured Fairy Tales, Commander McBragg.

A close second to Looney Tunes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 26, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

My older brother had a Dudley Dooright watch.
I was so envious.

Posted by: MkY at May 26, 2022 09:47 PM (cPGH3)

375

Do.Go. Ask for forgiveness later...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2022 09:37 PM (R/m4+)
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American, can do.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2022 09:49 PM (vPDt3)

376 The story I've seen is the psycho was refused graduation from high school, got in an argument with grandma, shot her, stole her truck, went to the elementary(?) school and started killing. Why the elemetary(?) school? Yeah, I know, psycho, but what's the connection?

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2022 09:49 PM (f5Veu)

377 >>> As usual moms have to show how it's done. I mean FFS.. she got in and out with her kids. What the actual fuckity fuck fuck??? They should all lose their jobs AND pensions and Abbott has to be fuming right now for the false info. He looks like a clown at this point.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 26, 2022 09:44 PM (nxdel)


There were dads tazed, pepper sprayed, and wrestled to the ground.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:49 PM (QzpS1)

378 throws Galouise on the table, pulls up a chair and calls for wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 07:34 PM (DStmE)
_________
Monotonous, depressing music starts playing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)

Cat video starts . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2022 09:43 PM (xhaym)
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A lone tumbleweed rolls slowly down the Champs-Elysees...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 26, 2022 09:50 PM (aaGzp)

379 Crazy accurate with irons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:45 PM (GsQOb)

The next time you are in Northern NJ give me a yell and I'll take you to my range and you can shoot my M1 Garand all day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:50 PM (XIJ/X)

380 I've shot the garand twice. Don't own one but had a nice older fella at the range let me send some lead. Just a big round with a wooden stock.

Still loved it. Crazy accurate with irons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

**

I think that's part of what I like about both it and the Carbine, too. My eyes aren't what they used to be, and I'm always shocked that I can make steel ring at 100 yards with the iron sights on the carbine.

The history and accuracy and appeal of the old-timey style of weapon just does it for me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:50 PM (sIl7T)

381
The next time you are in Northern NJ give me a yell and I'll take you to my range and you can shoot my M1 Garand all day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2022 09:50 PM (XIJ/X)


Done! That's almost worth the trip right there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:51 PM (GsQOb)

382 The story I've seen is the psycho was refused graduation from high school, got in an argument with grandma, shot her, stole her truck, went to the elementary(?) school and started killing. Why the elemetary(?) school? Yeah, I know, psycho, but what's the connection?
Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2022 09:49 PM (f5Veu)


A relative worked or had worked there I thought. If it was the Grandma that worked there then he was killing her and her history.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:52 PM (QzpS1)

383 Get rid of guns, and a trustee will use bombs just like Bath, Michigan in 1927. Get rid of bombs, and nutty ass girls will start a panic like 1600s Salem. Or some folks will burn other folks alive in churches, like they did in Europe for centuries. Or they'll cross the Kansas border to kill each other like in the 1800s.

Humans kill each other. Sometimes en masse. The only relative newness of this is the proliferation of public schools. In a century or two, they'll use lasers.
Posted by: History Says Otherwise

I agree. The fault is not in our weapons but in ourselves. Some call it original sin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)

384 I think that's part of what I like about both it and the Carbine, too. My eyes aren't what they used to be, and I'm always shocked that I can make steel ring at 100 yards with the iron sights on the carbine.

The history and accuracy and appeal of the old-timey style of weapon just does it for me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 26, 2022 09:50 PM (sIl7T)


Heh. If you're like me, you just put the sights where you remember they go on target. Not like I can see it that clear anymore. Lol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:53 PM (GsQOb)

385 Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2022 09:49 PM (f5Veu)

I am open to any and all conspiracy theories, but I think he was being pursued by the cops already at that point and crashed the truck by the school. It's possible that it was just the closest place to him at the time. Had he been near a grocery store ( or mall, or where ever) that would have been what he shot up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2022 09:53 PM (twla3)

386 Any cop that utters or has ever uttered officer safety needs fired immediately

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 26, 2022 09:53 PM (jOaLg)

387 Done! That's almost worth the trip right there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:51 PM (GsQOb)
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Watch out. He might try to push oysters on you.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:54 PM (aeePL)

388 Still reading this:
https://tinyurl.com/5n74472c
This is the cop that stopped it. He was getting a haircut when his wife texted about an active shooter. He grabbed the barber's shotgun and drove out there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 26, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1)

389 I could not, under any circumstance, sit there while that asshole was in the school shooting at kids. You'd have to kill me to stop me from getting to him.

And there's a good chance I'd knee cap you to get in if you try and stop me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:55 PM (GsQOb)

390 Too many videos and first hand accounts of what went down in Texas at that school. Whatever narrative the officials are trying to spin will get blow back in their faces.

Better to be out in front with the truth and facts.

But I think many involved on the LE side, the school admin side and the government side would rather push the narrative to save their asses.

And, yea, this will energize the anti-gun movement with a pliable administration not afraid to do stupid things.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2022 09:55 PM (BFigT)

391 387 Done! That's almost worth the trip right there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:51 PM (GsQOb)
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Watch out. He might try to push oysters on you.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 09:54 PM (aeePL)

Oysters and a Garand? Sheeet. This gets better and better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:56 PM (GsQOb)

392 No doubt president groomer's speech in Uvalde will be the epitome of unifying the different opinions in America. Right?
Posted by: Mookie at May 26, 2022 09:16 PM (u+Y3T)


Obama got really quiet after he drove to Grants Pass after the Rogue Valley CC shooting. I wonder if it was the long drive from Eugene, or the freaking out SS afraid someone would flip a log truck and block the motorcade in a cut.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2022 09:56 PM (xhaym)

393 I agree. The fault is not in our weapons but in ourselves. Some call it original sin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)
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The human race is scum. This obvious but surface assessment is, as I believe, what makes our Accuser our Accuser. God's plan of grace is inscrutable by such a closed thinker.

The Lord's biggest judgment is reserved for our Accuser. Who sees no value in grace.

Posted by: Axeman at May 26, 2022 09:56 PM (OaZlZ)

394 Sous vide oysters?

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2022 09:57 PM (f5Veu)

395 It was changing to gin that did her in.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2022 08:14 PM (DStmE)


Go to 1:35:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQFo0Usvyw

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 26, 2022 09:57 PM (SRRAx)

396 If I was a crazy tinfoilest I would start thinking that the crazy guy was protected and groomed, then when he was ripe and armed with rifles he was herded up to the school, pushed to enter, given a wide berth to kill as many as possible, and all the power invested in the local law was devoted to preventing anyone from going inside to stop it. You can't say the police weren't active. They seem to have been veeeeeery active.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 26, 2022 09:45 PM (QzpS1)


I think the story is going to be a sh!t-ton of errors before and during the incident by everyone except the poor students and their parents. The loser knew what he was doing - he went to the rear door of the rear-most building of the Robb Elementary complex - a long ways from the front office area. I expect more pain will be coming for the families of the slain when the details are made public. I think the core problem will be that no one thought anything like this could ever occur at Robb Elementary or any other Uvalde school.

Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 09:59 PM (qhIbO)

397 Oysters and a Garand? Sheeet. This gets better and better.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 09:56 PM (GsQOb)
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They'll be sous vided. And stuffed into cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)

398 The husband of one of the teachers that was killed died of a heart attack today. Leaves 4 children.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2022 10:01 PM (jXFZF)

399 They'll be sous vided. And stuffed into cauliflower.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 26, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)


I'll sneak a fryer in when he's not looking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 26, 2022 10:02 PM (GsQOb)

400 In a century or two, they'll use lasers.
Posted by: History Says Otherwise

Semiautomatic assault lasers with chainsaw bayonets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 26, 2022 10:03 PM (FVME7)

401 PARKLAND PART II: Texas Police Lieutenant Says Cops Were Reluctant to Engage Gunman Because ‘They Could’ve Been Shot.’

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 10:05 PM (geLO8)

402
And, yea, this will energize the anti-gun movement with a pliable administration not afraid to do stupid things.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2022 09:55 PM (BFigT)

Then this should be the basis for ignoring the government.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 26, 2022 10:05 PM (Qhnrt)

403 Texas Police Spox on Live TV Confirmed Cops Went In for Their Own Kids During Uvalde Shooting.

Posted by: DB at May 26, 2022 10:06 PM (geLO8)

404 I think the core problem will be that no one thought anything like this could ever occur at Robb Elementary or any other Uvalde school.
Posted by: Get on it, Wheels at May 26, 2022 09:59 PM (qhIbO)

This. I think this was the biggest mistake of this whole horrible event.

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