GAINZZZ Thread: Slimming Down From a Mid-Fats to a Small-Fats

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You small-fats need to shut up and defer to the Medium Fats and Large Fats and Super Fats.

And everyone needs to defer to the InfiniFats.

And believe it or not, this is not a parody. This is real.

You might think that this is something that that poor unfortunate girl is just making up to make some sense out of her miserable life.

But in fact, as Not the Bee points out, she's actually basing this on the prior Fat Scholarship.

You can click that link to see the prior Fat Literature.

Not the Bee digests it:

Yes, this is a Marxist attempt to arrange people in hierarchies based on how fat they are. Just like a slightly melanated person can't criticize a very melanated person under Critical Race Theory, in Critical Fat Theory, a moderately obese person can't criticize an "infinifat" person.

The downside of forming likeminded communities is that you can continually purity-test the membership list and screen out anyone who questions the increasingly strident and even demented dogmas the increasingly "pure" group dreams up. Ultimately the morbidly obese reach the point of creating their own favored social hierarchy in which, get this, the morbidly obese sit at the top of the pyramid.

And when the morbidly obese sit at the top of the pyramid, they really sit at the top of the pyramid.

How convenient for them!

And then when they take these ideas "to market," the market outside of their hypercurated extremist single-issue cult group, they find the idea is rejected and ridiculed, and they feel bullied.

But I mean, seriously dudes, you're attempting to create a Quasi-Racial Supremacist Caste System based on obesity. The non-obese (and non-lunatic obese) have a right to not just object strenuously, but to mock you for you even attempting to subjugate other people based on the "virtue" of your obesity.

Honestly, this could have been avoided if these ideas had been market-tested outside the confines of the Fat Acceptance hugbox cult in their early conceptual phases.

So have any of you lost any of your Fat Authority Status? Any of you have any Fat Authority Rank LOSSEZZZ?

Any BOOKZZZ or MOVIEZZZ to recommend? Any PROJECTZZZ or PLANZZZ?

I finally licked my plantar fasciitis. In the end, it took the usual exercises, plus wearing my Asics Gel Nimbus 22s and the new pair of 23s. They have pretty decent arch support.

And putting Easy Feat arch support inserts into more of my shoes. Note on those: They have quite a high arch. You might not be ready for that. It might be uncomfortable and feel like you've got a stone in your shoe. But you get used to it, and it does relax the arches (for me).

And making sure I'm wearing something with arch supports, even when I'm just inside the house.

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

2 And eating fat is healthy, BEING fat is unhealthy.

I say this as a non-small mammal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

3 SI cover worthy fat?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2022 06:33 PM (fs1hN)

4 Fatfatfatfat

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 06:33 PM (kf6Ak)

5 No GAINZZZ to report, though I've been a pretty consistent 170# for several months now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 06:34 PM (K5n5d)

6 Glad to read that your case of plantar fasciitis is subsisting ace...

Having suffered from it myself, I know it's no fun at all.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 06:34 PM (BgMrQ)

7 Jesus, that chick's face is ready to fold in on itself.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 06:35 PM (VwHCD)

8 2 And eating fat is healthy, BEING fat is unhealthy.

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Tru. Except for transfat. That's very unhealthy, either for being or eating.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 06:35 PM (kf6Ak)

9 I don't care other than hoping it leads to an early demise.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 06:35 PM (vrz2I)

10 Movies....TJM is reviewing the films of Kobayashi Masaki. He's a really good director. I do suggest The Thick-Walled Room to start with. Interesting take on post-war war crimes.

I hesitate to recommend the Dr. Strange movie, but it's the best of the Phase 4 films...and that is damning with faint praise. It's about halfway to being a good Marvel movie, let down by the writing and story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:35 PM (XvPQV)

11 my Fat Authority Status is lolgf

Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 06:36 PM (786Ro)

12 Been on IF + Keto for a few weeks steady and holy crap is it amazing. Lost 20# already. Feel incredible.

Project gainzzz: going solar via multiple portable power stations to manual transfer switches to prepare for SHTF.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 27, 2022 06:36 PM (QYPq3)

13 Tub of shite fat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 27, 2022 06:36 PM (0mUYx)

14 Tru. Except for transfat. That's very unhealthy, either for being or eating.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 06:35 PM (kf6Ak)

There you go being Transphobic...

#bebetter

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 06:36 PM (BgMrQ)

15 Listen Infinifat you don't know jack about ice cream

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (786Ro)

16 >>> I finally licked my plantar fasciitis.

You must be very flexible.

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (UnQlg)

17 Travel GAINZZ....if you have any way to take it, hwy 200 from NE WA state into ID and MT is incredibly beautiful. Driving through mountains beside a river, no huge inclines or declines, unlike I-90

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (XvPQV)

18 I finally licked my plantar fasciitis

..

What did it taste like?

Posted by: I Mean at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (q4BbK)

19
Is the ListenFat on this spectrum?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (/U27+)

20 LOL at Karl Marx's glowing eyes on the Fatness Spectrum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (trdmm)

21 As far as BOOKZZZ go, I just finished Peter F. Hamilton's The Dreaming Void. The plot is fairly similar to the plot of Star Trek V (seriously). A religious movement springs up around one man's visions about what's going on in the center of the galaxy. Once thought to be simply a black hole, the Void is expanding, as it's now known to be a microuniverse protruding into ours. Various factions are either trying to make a Pilgrimage to the center of the galaxy or trying to stop it. Pretty wild science fiction exploring transhumanism among other concepts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (K5n5d)

22 >>> I finally licked my plantar fasciitis.

You must be very flexible.

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (UnQlg)

The lung crunching helps.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3)

23 You must be very flexible.
Posted by: fluffy

I loled

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (kf6Ak)

24 i think i'm a mid fat. i put on 20lbs after the damned knee replacement. last month, i began working harded, but was told by my orthopod to stop that shit. 'bif, i'm happy to give another knee, my kid is still paying off his college loans. but stop that'

i cut waaay back on my upriht on two feet physical activity and stuff got better.

maybe i can cut back on the value rite and snacking after dinner? no. i'm too damned weak minded for that. not quite a low info voter or progtarded npc, but...

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (UgAdJ)

25 Wait.

"Torrid"? WTF?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (sIl7T)

26 So that fat privileged tub of lard is not only obese, she is ugly and has a nose ring. She must want folks to think of her as a water buffalo.

She will never be happy and die from diabetes.

The Choices she made were bad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (haWye)

27 I'll take the thickcut bacon fat, the Italian Cream cake fat, and too coffees with Baily's fat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (gktX6)

28 And making sure I'm wearing something with arch supports, even when I'm just inside the house.
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Even with no pants?

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (OaZlZ)

29 Only one set of physical characteristics should qualify one for major reparations.

Male. Short. Pudgy. Bald. Over 29.

No, I won't send a picture. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

30 >>>Travel GAINZZ....if you have any way to take it, hwy 200 from NE WA state into ID and MT is incredibly beautiful. Driving through mountains beside a river, no huge inclines or declines, unlike I-90

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:37 PM (XvPQV)

Heading to Concrete this weekend, so... part the way?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (QYPq3)

31 I finally licked my plantar fasciitis.

*

That's the point of your elbow, right? I thought that was impossible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (sIl7T)

32 Only one set of physical characteristics should qualify one for major reparations.

Male. Short. Pudgy. Bald. Over 29.

No, I won't send a picture. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

you use Bob Hoskins as your on line photo too?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:40 PM (UgAdJ)

33 A big fat black guy who plays piano and has a stage name of Torrid Amos would be pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 06:40 PM (sIl7T)

34 Started doing C25K, Kettlebells and stretching.

When I'm halfway through the C25k, I might start mountain hiking.

Hit Apshawa and Tammany.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 06:41 PM (HVGD2)

35 That's the point of your elbow, right? I thought that was impossible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (sIl7T)
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That's more like lateral epicondylitis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 27, 2022 06:41 PM (aaGzp)

36 I thought blimps was the topic last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at May 27, 2022 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

37 A big fat black guy who plays piano and has a stage name of Torrid Amos would be pretty great.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Turgid Trowser Snake?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:41 PM (UgAdJ)

38 Speaking of fat, I got some ice cream, cookies, and Brownie Brittle when I went to the grocery store. When Mrs fd asked me if I got anything that was on the list, I told her I wasn't shopping for stuff on the list, I was shopping for stuff not on the list.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2022 06:42 PM (vrz2I)

39 I started fasting again because I got within a pound of 200 a couple of weeks ago.

I'm down to 190 while still weight training for at least 30 minutes a day and getting at least 12,000 steps a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 27, 2022 06:42 PM (LvTSG)

40 You have my attention...

Posted by: Mr. Pierce Bronson at May 27, 2022 06:42 PM (WMHk0)

41 Knee Length Dribbler?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:42 PM (UgAdJ)

42

Henry *I've become accustomed to your face!*
Eliza *oh professor, should we?*
Henry *emits silverback gorilla growl, rips her clothes off, and saturates her nether regions with Mazola oil*
Eliza *bang my tonsils, ass master!!!!!*

Posted by: My fair lady is a tramp at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (7DYli)

43 MAVERICK!!!! Freaking fun af and entertaining as hell!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (MGB5H)

44 I wonder where Minnesota Fats fits on that hierarchy.

Posted by: Rdbrewer4 at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (6w5Tc)

45 Haven't seen them yet, but the Critical Drinker is recommending "Everything, Everywhere, All At Once" and "Top Gun: Maverick".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (aaGzp)

46 Apparently when I was 260lbs I was still "Small Fat" because I could still fit in a XX and most companies still made sizes that fit me. (I've lost the weight 60lbs since then and you can go with this one easy trick.....put down the effing fork) makes you wonder about these XXXXXX folks.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (z/ZJG)

47 That foot PF thing I can never spell correctly will come back hard if you slack off for a good while then run or sprint. Just a few minutes sprint will do it and you'll be out of commission for a week again. 1 don't slack off 2 if you do be extra careful about easing into exercise again. The arch inserts will help with that though. Sometimes night time foot cramps will set it off too but exercise and water intake will help with that.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (0fVbu)

48 What was Schlicter called them in Peoples Republic? Person of Girth?

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 27, 2022 06:44 PM (z/ZJG)

49 I really don't get how people can stand being extremely overweight, it's like a normal guy walking around with me on their back all day.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)

50 So that fat privileged tub of lard is not only obese, she is ugly and has a nose ring. She must want folks to think of her as a water buffalo.

She will never be happy and die from diabetes.

The Choices she made were bad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 27, 2022 06:38 PM (haWye)

She blew past "infinifat" and went straight to "Omg it's moving towards us"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (VwHCD)

51 Perfect microcosm of the larger social media dysfunction. Take away the various socio-political objections and just analyze things objectively, you'll see some really interesting stuff is happening as these various echo chambers, swollen by years of techbro empire building, rupture out into the functional world.

Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (UewuT)

52 I use a metric that runs:
Obese
morbidly obese
Catastrophically obese
Cataclysmically obese
Apocalyptically obese.

Covers most of the bases.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (NgPv+)

53 So while the Chicoms are engaing in all maner of espionage, building up their military, unleashing bioweapons, and caring fuck-all about globalclimatewarmenchangening, we're stuck with junk-choppers, vegans, pedos, and fatties. Ok then.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (yczz7)

54 That foot PF thing I can never spell correctly will come back hard if you slack off for a good while then run or sprint. Just a few minutes sprint will do it and you'll be out of commission for a week again. 1 don't slack off 2 if you do be extra careful about easing into exercise again. The arch inserts will help with that though. Sometimes night time foot cramps will set it off too but exercise and water intake will help with that.
Posted by: banana Dream

i had to get that tendon cut on my left foot. it was transforming the foot into one of those chinese 'bound foot' looks.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (UgAdJ)

55 Travel GAINZZ....if you have any way to take it, hwy 200 from NE WA state into ID and MT is incredibly beautiful. Driving through mountains beside a river, no huge inclines or declines, unlike I-90
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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MT 200 from Missoula to Clark Fork, ID was one of the best portions of Jesse's and my epic road trip last summer. We stopped at several points along the way for photo ops.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 06:46 PM (eNFcH)

56 She blew past "infinifat" and went straight to "Omg it's moving towards us"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (VwHCD)
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Blue-shifted.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 27, 2022 06:46 PM (aaGzp)

57 What the fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 06:46 PM (08ncd)

58 I'm Triggleypuff and I approve this message.

Posted by: Triggleypuff at May 27, 2022 06:46 PM (sWM8x)

59 I just learned my long time friend since we were kids got liposuction on his gut as he was too ignorant to do a proper diet and thought ab exercises would work. He only succeeded in making a rock hard gut. He's a LIV conservative but he is as vain as Biden. He's also has a live in girlfriend that's 10 years younger that has a great set of store boughts so they make a good couple.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 06:47 PM (U3akT)

60 >>> I use a metric that runs:
Obese
morbidly obese
Catastrophically obese
Cataclysmically obese
Apocalyptically obese.

Covers most of the bases.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (NgPv+)


Chandrasekhar limit

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 06:47 PM (0fVbu)

61 To Infinifat and Beyond!

Posted by: Buzz Biteyear at May 27, 2022 06:47 PM (FIJ+3)

62 I still want to know if anorexics, who think they're fat but aren't, should be called "trans fats".

Posted by: Eeyore at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (R0Tis)

63
For BOOKZZZ I picked Mister Roberts by Thomas Heggen off the shelf.

We're all familiar with the movie starring Fonda, Lemmon, Powell and Cagney, which is more of a comedy. The book, however, even though it has it's comical moments, is much darker, emphasizing the boredom, routine and pettiness of a ship lost in the backwaters of the Pacific theater. Tempers flare, good friends suddenly can't stand one another, souls become numbed. It's a good read if you can find it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (/U27+)

64 Chandrasekhar limit
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 06:47 PM (0fVbu)
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Hey, man, I don't have enough numbers for this chick.

Posted by: Chandrasekhar at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (aaGzp)

65 Whoa-Fat!

A missile a day keeps Americans away!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

66 I do have a new project. Building a press to compress the used feed sacks. Have chicken wire mesh to wrap them in and then will stucco them into blocks and build a new retaining wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (EjlyM)

67
Instead of a "fatness spectrum", why not use displacement?
In grams or ounces.
Displacing 85,000 grams sounds impressive.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 27, 2022 06:49 PM (t6XCL)

68 53 So while the Chicoms are engaing in all maner of espionage, building up their military, unleashing bioweapons, and caring fuck-all about globalclimatewarmenchangening, we're stuck with junk-choppers, vegans, pedos, and fatties. Ok then.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (yczz7)


All empires fall from within.

Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 06:49 PM (UewuT)

69 Free beauty tip: find jewelry that draws attention to the inside of your nostrils.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 06:49 PM (2hil/)

70 Transfat > transgender

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2022 06:49 PM (8GBH4)

71 It's a good read if you can find it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 06:48 PM (/U27+)
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Much more episodic than the play/movie. I think, in a way, Heggen improved it when he wrote the stage play, by giving it a complete through line of action.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 27, 2022 06:50 PM (aaGzp)

72 What's the opposite of gainzzz?
I was off the cigs for five months. Back on em again.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 27, 2022 06:50 PM (qpX6U)

73 The weather's nicer, so we're going on more walks. I'm almost done with the "Mum's Neck Cozy" knitting project, with one delivered and one due on Tuesday. Pookette is learning computers, so we repurposed Pooky's laptop to basically be a Steam portal for cat-themed games (don't worry, the network is disabled and the files have been deleted off it).

Posted by: pookysgirl, knitting yards and yards at May 27, 2022 06:50 PM (XKZwp)

74 I just saw the new People Mag when I was at the checkout today and Rebel Wilson was on the cover.

Now that's some major gainzzz. I liked her before but now I like her even more . She ignored the haters I acknowledged she had a health issue and did something about it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 06:50 PM (U3akT)

75 Hiya Screamie !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (arJlL)

76 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (arJlL)

77 Wo Fat

Book him, Danno...

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (LZg0d)

78
All empires fall from within.
Posted by: CppThis

you take that back! i kicked Sith Ass all by my lonesome.

- Rey - now with less tits & ass

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (UgAdJ)

79 I was at a local office the other day and the gal there is very obese, with a gunt that almost drags the floor.

She is nice enough but hard to talk to as she is so disgustingly fat. She always makes remarks on how she loves to eat and really, really loves sweets. Her husband is a big fat ass too who loves, loves, loves to eat.

Poor fatties.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

80 I guess Tolman–Oppenheimer–Volkoff limit would be the next level but it would require a lot more ben&Jerry's.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (0fVbu)

81 Thanks to the inimitable Lewis Black, I refuse to acknowledge any fatness scale that does not include Fatty McFatfuck.

Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 06:52 PM (UewuT)

82 Somehow I have to get off my ass and start running again. It is finally spring in Wyoming so I have no excuse anymore.

Project for the weekend is teach myself how to clean my new 1911.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 06:52 PM (eNFcH)

83 I = and

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 06:52 PM (U3akT)

84 *Forrest Gump wave at JT*

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 06:53 PM (eNFcH)

85 Henry *I've become accustomed to your face!*
Eliza *oh professor, should we?*
Henry *emits silverback gorilla growl, rips her clothes off, and saturates her nether regions with Mazola oil*
Eliza *bang my tonsils, ass master!!!!!*
Posted by: My fair lady is a tramp at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM (7DYli)

Would watch
Might fap

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:53 PM (XvPQV)

86 I am 228 and we are going on vacation to Universal Studios and I am trying to lose 28 or 25 pounds so that I can do the water rides with my son at Volcano Bay. Been riding my bike and limiting what I eat. I know they have weight limits on some of the slides

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2022 06:53 PM (dKiJG)

87 you take that back! i kicked Sith Ass all by my lonesome.

- Rey - now with less tits & ass
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:51 PM (UgAdJ)

Like Brie Larson's ass all over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 06:53 PM (08ncd)

88 We went to see my FiL this week, and the wife read out loud from a book called The Shack. Supposedly based on real events, huh, the protagonist has his daughter abducted and murdered but then spend a weekend with God at the murder site and gets all kind of understanding and closure since God loves all and will save all even the unrepentant brutal rapist murder of little girls.


My reaction when the book was over was two-fold, one that Gnosticism is still a plague after two thousand years and 2, the absolutely gobsmacking hubris of anyone even writing this type of book. A book not of allegory, but one that literally puts the authors words in the mouth of the creator of the Universe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

89 Heading to Concrete this weekend, so... part the way?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 27, 2022 06:39 PM (QYPq3)

Hwy 20 through the Cascades is also really pretty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 27, 2022 06:54 PM (XvPQV)

90 OT: On the TX school shooting, Greg Abbott says, "I was misled. I am livid."

https://tinyurl.com/22tjfrje

Posted by: Triggleypuff at May 27, 2022 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

91 screaming in digital, sounds like a good plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 06:55 PM (EjlyM)

92 Stinky fatbitch sock.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

93 Posted by: Ben Had

good early evening, Ben Had.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 06:56 PM (UgAdJ)

94 I'm finishing up an animation.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 06:56 PM (m0zqP)

95 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (eNFcH)

96 90 OT: On the TX school shooting, Greg Abbott says, "I was misled. I am livid."

https://tinyurl.com/22tjfrje

Posted by: Triggleypuff at May 27, 2022 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

Way to stand up for yourself Greg...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (BgMrQ)

97 "But I mean, seriously dudes, you're attempting to create a Quasi-Racial Supremacist Caste System based on obesity."
Yes, they are. And we should encourage this and all their other inane ideas until the whole edifice is crushed under the weight of its own stupidity. (We can’t wait until an infinifat rolls over on them.)
There are only so many absurd ideas one movement can juggle at a time (especially by morons). We can speed up the end by encouraging them to add more. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

Posted by: J. Burns at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (mTjz5)

98 My reaction when the book was over was two-fold, one that Gnosticism is still a plague after two thousand years and 2, the absolutely gobsmacking hubris of anyone even writing this type of book. A book not of allegory, but one that literally puts the authors words in the mouth of the creator of the Universe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

One thing I am continually... bemused(?) at is how many of the old heresies get continually just recycled, rebranded and then put out as if it is some sort of revelatory thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (08ncd)

99 Infinifat just doesn't have the lol of ham planet.

Posted by: micky at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (3byMq)

100 I love the gainzzzz thread and I hate to talk about something else but I'm happy to see Ted Cruz went to the NRA convention.

A lot of other weasels crapped out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (DcKNO)

101 Mark, did you ever write up your thoughts on Supes II the Donn-man's Joint?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (LvTSG)

102 Looking forward to pork chop and french fries for dinner. Is this wrong? Hmm. Maybe a baked potato instead, slathered with sour cream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 06:57 PM (Fk2FG)

103 Hi Bif, have you gone back to doing the martial arts?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 06:58 PM (EjlyM)

104 " I love the gainzzzz thread and I hate to talk about something else but I'm happy to see Ted Cruz went to the NRA convention."

Trump did great but steered a little off the main subject near the end.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 27, 2022 06:59 PM (qpX6U)

105 Gluttony + Sloth = Virtue

Two wrongs make a right.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 06:59 PM (BJKQV)

106 Cults for Dummies.

You too can wrap the folly of men around your finger.

In the wild west they'd die.

Whoops, wild west has returned.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2022 06:59 PM (WpsQY)

107 @96

>>Way to stand up for yourself Greg...

Abbott: I don't think you really appreciate how hard it is to put socks on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 07:00 PM (HVGD2)

108 *Forrest Gump wave at JT*
Posted by: screaming in digital

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2022 07:00 PM (arJlL)

109 Why do these betas want to infect others into becoming other betas?

Posted by: Brometheus at May 27, 2022 07:00 PM (fERmr)

110 screamon in digital, I love the shirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:00 PM (EjlyM)

111 You small-fats need to shut up and defer to the Medium Fats and Large Fats and Super Fats.

And everyone needs to defer to the InfiniFats


Can I point and laugh instead?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (hOAT3)

112 She 7 carbon sequestration units fat

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (Zf0+a)

113 Hi Bif, have you gone back to doing the martial arts?
Posted by: Ben Had

Hi! i have, but at maybe 10% of where i was last year. my cardio endurance is totes shot, and unless i'm carefull, the knee will put on my ass for a week. getting it all back though, i can do everything i did before in slow motion which helps my fine motor co trol & balance as well as trunk strength.

still a butterball fat boi though. up maybe 15 or 20 pounds since we last met.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (UgAdJ)

114 There is a Fit Bit commercial with a morbidly obese black woman. If she put one on sirens would go off

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (CYnTg)

115 Yeah the Critical Drinker gives Top Gun: Maverick permission to buzz the tower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (nb03U)

116 Anyone who says that they're livid but doesn't immediately follow up that statement with at least a half dozen appointments with Doctor Effenheimer is not being honest about their mood.

Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (UewuT)

117 >>>
My reaction when the book was over was two-fold, one that Gnosticism is still a plague after two thousand years and 2, the absolutely gobsmacking hubris of anyone even writing this type of book. A book not of allegory, but one that literally puts the authors words in the mouth of the creator of the Universe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 06:54 PM (yQpMk)


What I've heard about that book hasn't been good. New age mumbo jumbo. The Bible has resonated and connected with a hugely diverse collection of cultures for millenia, but sure, right, now it's time for one as great as this author to bedazzle it.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (0fVbu)

118 The other thing that is disgusting are those obese black female rap/singer/entertainers.

Lizzo, Latto, etc. I bet there is gonna be a whole flood of fat, untalented beasts coming down the pike.

Jeez....I see enough of that shit at the Wally World.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

119 Yeah the Critical Drinker gives Top Gun: Maverick permission to buzz the tower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (nb03U)

Talk to us Anna Puma

Posted by: Brometheus at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (fERmr)

120 Abbott: I don't think you really appreciate how hard it is to put socks on.

bruh, you totes need to meet the dude what licked plantar faciaitis

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (UgAdJ)

121 *drops a MOAB on (fERmr)*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:03 PM (nb03U)

122 119 Yeah the Critical Drinker gives Top Gun: Maverick permission to buzz the tower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:01 PM (nb03U)

Talk to us Anna Puma
Posted by: Brometheus at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (fERmr)

*rubs Neko Cat Girl Figurine*

That sounds almost obscene when I type it out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:03 PM (08ncd)

123 Abbott should be calling for the Uvalde Police Force's resignation... the whole force.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 27, 2022 07:03 PM (UUBmN)

124 Wo Fat

Book him, Danno...
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

I always hoped Wo Fat would get away.

Then again, when I was kid I wanted to be a Super Villain.

Posted by: Miklos, childhood dreams shattered at May 27, 2022 07:04 PM (WS6Pg)

125 What I've heard about that book hasn't been good. New age mumbo jumbo. The Bible has resonated and connected with a hugely diverse collection of cultures for millenia, but sure, right, now it's time for one as great as this author to bedazzle it.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:02 PM (0fVbu)



The story at least starts out interesting but is horribly written. I don't think there was a single memorable line of prose in the entire book. It was like the author was getting paid by the word too. Lots and lots of trite phrasing and expansive adjectives.

Perfect for the Oprah Book thing I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

126 The thing is, it isn't "more cushion for the pushin'" when you're still sending rope down for the spleunkers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 07:05 PM (Zf0+a)

127 Oh I'm sure that dull gray stuffed shirt is so livid he could just wheel his way out of there and focus group his angriest possible statement while putting on his angriest war face.

Give it a rest, politician.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 07:05 PM (FIJ+3)

128 *rubs Neko Cat Girl Figurine*

That sounds almost obscene when I type it out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:03 PM (08ncd)

Bruh, you need to pump out 20 curls on each bicep for that.

Posted by: Brometheus at May 27, 2022 07:05 PM (fERmr)

129 Good on Abbott, he didn't let a holiday weekend go by without addressing the failures in Uvalde.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (EjlyM)

130 We made fun of Oprah in a meeting at work earlier. Today...was a good day.

Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (UewuT)

131 That chick is between circus fat and livestock fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (Z7XJd)

132 That sounds almost obscene when I type it out.

Nyah? Try to watch Cat Planet Cuties. Or to make you really go "WTF?" try Heaven's Lost Property, it is an ecchi crossing of Ah! Megami-sama and Chobits

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (nb03U)

133 Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease;
and I know not what use to put her to but to make a
lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I
warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a
Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday,
she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.

--A Comedy of Errors, Act 3, Scene 3

Shakespeare - king of the fat joke

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (BJKQV)

134 Well, for those in the super to inififat scale, I don't care if I piss you off, as long as I can hobble away faster than you can roll over me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

135 Abbott never met an issue he wasn't willing to only talk about.

Let's roll ... on and on and on and on ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (Zf0+a)

136 And when the morbidly obese sit at the top of the pyramid, they really sit at the top of the pyramid.

More precisely, when the sit around the pyramid, they sit AROUND the pyramid.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

137 and will save all even the unrepentant

*

Wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (rjyzh)

138 Nyah? Try to watch Cat Planet Cuties. Or to make you really go "WTF?" try Heaven's Lost Property, it is an ecchi crossing of Ah! Megami-sama and Chobits
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (nb03U)

I am taking a break from anime, I cannot seem to find a happy medium between the weird and the soul crushing nihilism or rape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (08ncd)

139 DOMIO OF SYRACUSE
Nell, sir; but her name and three quarters, that's
an ell and three quarters, will not measure her from
hip to hip.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE
Then she bears some breadth?
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out
countries in her.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:08 PM (BJKQV)

140 The Bob's Burgers Movie opens in theaters today. I am considering going to the theater for the first time in 4 years.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 07:09 PM (U3akT)

141 BOOKZZZ:

Just finished Larry Correia's Grimnoire trilogy (very much enjoyed that!)

I've just started reading his "Saga of the Forgotten Warrior" trilogy, starting with "Son of the Black Sword". So far, so good.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2022 07:09 PM (nRMeC)

142 Fatty and Skinny went to bed,
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.

Fatty, fatty,
Two by four,
Couldn't fit through
The bathroom door.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2022 07:09 PM (Zf0+a)

143 Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:08 PM (BJKQV)

Then they broke out into a rendition of the Andrews Sisters' Five by Five.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (08ncd)

144 Aetius

https://youtu.be/rIWYrjXs4b4

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (nb03U)

145 My view on new movies has become, "yeah I'll see it when it's mostly free". If movie execs are seeing this and thinking, "yeah pal well guess what we're going to keep them at a high price for a very long time! Hmph!" You mean long like a quarter to half century from now and I'll probably be dead? That's my plan too! Thank you so much for cooperating.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (0fVbu)

146 We made fun of Oprah in a meeting at work earlier. Today...was a good day.
Posted by: CppThis at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (UewuT)

Communal gainz

Posted by: Brometheus at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (fERmr)

147 I've just started reading his "Saga of the Forgotten Warrior" trilogy, starting with "Son of the Black Sword". So far, so good.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2022 07:09 PM (nRMeC)

I like a lot of his stuff. The MHI books have gotten a bit rote at this point. My interest peaked with Alpha.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (08ncd)

148 and will save all even the unrepentant

*

Wait.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (rjyzh)

Yeah I missed that part in the Bible.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 07:10 PM (U3akT)

149 There's Small Fats, Mid Fats, Super Fats, and Infini Fats...

and then there's Tater Fats.

Don't be a Tater Fat.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

150 and will save all even the unrepentant

*

Wait.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (rjyzh)



Yep.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

151 My kiddo is a big fan of Bob's Burgers, but I've seen a little of it and just can't see the appeal. And I like H. Jon Benjamin in Archer. What about BB am I missing?

Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (WylDW)

152 "Infinifat" is the new "Ultra-MAGA" -- an ostensibly pejorative term that actually sounds like a cool nickname.

Posted by: Caiwyn at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (+dHQK)

153 Nyah? Try to watch Cat Planet Cuties. Or to make you really go "WTF?" try Heaven's Lost Property, it is an ecchi crossing of Ah! Megami-sama and Chobits
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:06 PM (nb03U)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Hollywood at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (fERmr)

154 Just finished Larry Correia's Grimnoire trilogy (very much enjoyed that!)

I've just started reading his "Saga of the Forgotten Warrior" trilogy, starting with "Son of the Black Sword". So far, so good.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2022 07:09 PM (nRMeC)

Very nice. The Grimnoire Trilogy is great, and Correia is promising to do a sequel trilogy. My boy is loving Son of the Black Sword, but I couldn't get into it. I'm more of a Monster Hunter kinda guy.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:12 PM (BJKQV)

155 OT: On the TX school shooting, Greg Abbott says, "I was misled. I am livid."

That's Step One.
Step Two is call a press conference, have the people who misled you on stage, then publicly fire them after reciting their names, addresses, and phone numbers.

Step Three is to convene a grand jury and indict them for malfeasance for lying to you in violation of whatever public duty they have.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 07:12 PM (hOAT3)

156 I have a short-term rental in FL. My new dining chairs have a 275 pound limit. My husband and I are now anxiously looking at the security cameras when our new guests arrive, praying no one is REALLY fluffy.

Posted by: EveR at May 27, 2022 07:13 PM (MUpk6)

157 I am taking a break from anime, I cannot seem to find a happy medium between the weird and the soul crushing nihilism or rape.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 07:07 PM (08ncd)

Have you watched ERASED OR RANKING OF KINGS. Erased is a murder mystery and Ranking of Kings is so far really good and you so want to root for the MC.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2022 07:13 PM (dKiJG)

158 I thought this said SNIZZZ thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2022 07:13 PM (rzOL9)

159
Abbott's a politician. None of his family or his donors' families got killed. He couldn't care less.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 07:13 PM (FIJ+3)

160 My kiddo is a big fan of Bob's Burgers, but I've seen a little of it and just can't see the appeal. And I like H. Jon Benjamin in Archer. What about BB am I missing?
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2022 07:11 PM (WylDW)

Did you like King of the Hill? Same producer and same subconsciously conservative message.

Anyway the humor for me is a lot of puns, double entendres and the character Louise.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 07:14 PM (U3akT)

161 88 We went to see my FiL this week, and the wife read out loud from a book called The Shack.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah. The writer is a well-known heretic, but that doesn't stop my friends from loving this book. It makes me sad.
There was a day when Christianity was about God making you to be more like Him. Now it seems you're supposed to make God more "accessible" or "understandable" to you I guess.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:14 PM (BJKQV)

162 Any horror movies or any genre about Heaven's Gate?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2022 07:14 PM (WpsQY)

163 Finally.... a fat category for me.

Infinite Fat.

I'm empowered. Or fat. Or empowered fat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (BFigT)

164 The "snail crawling out of my nose" is not a good look.

Posted by: sal at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (bJKUl)

165 Very nice. The Grimnoire Trilogy is great, and Correia is promising to do a sequel trilogy. My boy is loving Son of the Black Sword, but I couldn't get into it. I'm more of a Monster Hunter kinda guy.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:12 PM (BJKQV)

Adding that to my bookshelves

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (fERmr)

166 ACE have you watched BULL yet and what did you thing of that movie??

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (dKiJG)

167 Chuck C, agreed but at least he got to step one.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (EjlyM)

168 Zerohedge:

"Dirty Political Trick": Bill Barr Says Hillary Clinton Guilty Of 'Sedition'

Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2022 07:17 PM (X5CsJ)

169
she's actually basing this on the prior Fat Scholarship.

Fat people can get a scholarship? Is it a full ride?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

170 Open Letter to certain Uvalde area law enforcement officers.

Not all of you, but *most* of you fucked up, and fucked up badly. Because of this, an extreme body count of nineteen dead kids and two dead teachers was run up by the murderous scum, mostly by your allowance.

You were ordered to stand back, to stand down, you say? Bullshit. That's when you have *comms problems*, your *radio didn't work*, and you go in anyway. Your Sgt or the Lt tell you directly to not go in? That's when you cash in your career, tell him or her to fuck off, and go in, regardless. Kids were needlessly dying, the whole time you were "just following orders". That defense died at Nuringberg, and with it died every conceivable excuse you might offer.

My advice to you? Go find new L.E. jobs somewhere else in Texas. Texas offers plenty of "far away" for you, and you need to go far, far away. Even better, go to another State. Best? Get the fuck out of law enforcement, and take up pumping gas and wiping windshields. Sell your house, uproot your family, and just *go*.

You've lost all standing, honor and respect, anywhere Texan is spoken, forever.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:18 PM (QzJWU)

171 my #170, "willowed" from end of previous thread.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:19 PM (QzJWU)

172 So while the Chicoms are engaing in all maner of espionage, building up their military, unleashing bioweapons, and caring fuck-all about globalclimatewarmenchangening, we're stuck with junk-choppers, vegans, pedos, and fatties. Ok then.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2022 06:45 PM (yczz7)

Well, we are going to need sandbags, so...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 07:19 PM (VwHCD)

173 And when the morbidly obese sit at the top of the pyramid, they really sit at the top of the pyramid.

Not for long, if the pyramid was engineered by alumni of that Florida university.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2022 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

174 Adding that to my bookshelves
Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:15 PM (fERmr)

I always wondered what all the hub-bub was about Correia, then I listened to the Tom Stranger audiobooks (the first one was free) now I'm hooked. If anyone wants to buy any of the Tom Stranger stories you only need to buy "#1 in Customer Service." It contains all the previous stories. And, as an added treat, the whole thing is performed by Adam Baldwin.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (BJKQV)

175 The girl spawn is watching Daria. This cartoon is odd.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (Wy1BU)

176 175 The girl spawn is watching Daria. This cartoon is odd.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (Wy1BU)

Was that the one that was a spinoff of Beavis and Butthead?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:21 PM (BJKQV)

177 >>> Zerohedge:

"Dirty Political Trick": Bill Barr Says Hillary Clinton Guilty Of 'Sedition'
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2022 07:17 PM (X5CsJ)


Where does Billy Delay sit on the fat scale?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:21 PM (0fVbu)

178 look, fat, put down the donuts once in a while.

Posted by: x at May 27, 2022 07:21 PM (uQFwj)

179 You've lost all standing, honor and respect, anywhere Texan is spoken, forever.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:18 PM

Alternatively you could suck start you sidearms. Your choice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

180 Talk about GAINZZZ

It seems Oberlin College dropped an expensive ball and failed to do anything to block the appeal's court ruling that told the people who issued the security bond to pay it to the Gibson family.

Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM (nb03U)

181 176
Yes

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM (roH4R)

182 Posted by: 29Victor

Don't know. Never watched Bevis and butthead

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (Wy1BU)

183 I just watched "Return to Space" about Elon Musk getting us back into space... Interesting documentary about the private/commercial space program.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (UUBmN)

184 >>> The girl spawn is watching Daria. This cartoon is odd.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (Wy1BU)

Was that the one that was a spinoff of Beavis and Butthead?
Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:21 PM (BJKQV)


It was but Daria was pretty punk and not leftist. I have a good idea which MTv personality it was based on.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (0fVbu)

185 Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (BJKQV)

Oh yeah, I listened to that free one. It was fun. Just tons of cake for us all to enjoy, but don't get on the fat spectrum.

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (fERmr)

186 A fat chart without Pork Fat is not worth a damn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (8GBH4)

187 I guess " Morbid Obesity" is CrimeSpeak now. How about looking at her and thinking " what a fat tub of lard"? CrimeThink?

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (Vr12I)

188 I've only watched Bob's burgers a half dozen times or so while I was on the treadmill, but I enjoyed it. Very subtle cleverness, and Bob is an everyman the way Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation is. You want him to succeed, and he does his best, while stupid / funny stuff happens that he has to deal with. It's a good show.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (c1p4Y)

189 c'mon, we all know perfectly well that the 2024 demonrat slate is gonna be goatse + tubgirl, right ? you got all the key constituencies right there in one place !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (+o2yA)

190 @168
>>"Dirty Political Trick": Bill Barr Says Hillary Clinton Guilty Of 'Sedition'

I despise Hillary but this is just stupid and silly.

Or Alternatively...

Hey Billy Bagpipes, how exactly did you investigate allegations of vote fraud in the 2020 election again?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (lHCOx)

191 29Victor, interesting take on "The Shack". I read it as an introduction for some to even acknowledge G-D. The growth comes after the acceptance.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (EjlyM)

192 Posted by: lin-duh at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (UUBmN)

That on one of the streaming services or do we need to torrent it?

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (fERmr)

193 > You were ordered to stand back, to stand down, you say? Bullshit. That's when you have *comms problems*, your *radio didn't work*, and you go in anyway.

Here's my summary based on what I've heard so far.

Standard active shooter protocol is to go in, even if you don't have backup or anything. Barricaded suspect protocol means slow down, wait for backup, surround the place, bring in negotiators, etc.
I believe the local police chief heard his guys were shot at and the door was locked. He decided to call it a barricaded suspect because it gave him an excuse to take the safer protocol. This despite the fact that it didn't correctly describe the situation.
LEOs on scene deferred to this person because he's the local Chief of Police. His people went into obey orders mode and started treating it like a barricaded suspect situation. Keep people back, observe, report, make sure the suspect doesn't escape.
It took outside Federal agency people who were willing to disobey and question orders to overcome this institutional momentum.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (i0wNm)

194 things that get you banned:

"you'll never be a woman"

and

"no man is gonna fuck you, fattie"

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (OuH7W)

195 WTF is a torrid?

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (OuH7W)

196 Agree, Jim.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 07:26 PM (DcKNO)

197 Oh enough about fat people. Anyone ever see Bluey? Cartoon about a dog family. Actually not woke stuff.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:26 PM (Vr12I)

198 yeah, "Daria" was ... not without merit. liked the ones I saw.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 07:26 PM (+o2yA)

199 It was but Daria was pretty punk and not leftist. I have a good idea which MTv personality it was based on.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:23 PM (0fVbu)

Mike Judge let them use the character but had nothing to do with the show. You can tell.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (U3akT)

200 Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (i0wNm)

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Could be.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (DcKNO)

201 I guess " Morbid Obesity" is CrimeSpeak now. How about looking at her and thinking " what a fat tub of lard"? CrimeThink?

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (Vr12I)
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I think the medical types now have a "supra-morbid" category because people are basically beyond any previous concept of fat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (llXky)

202 WTF is a torrid?
Posted by: sockamster-rookie

Torrid is a brand of 'plus-size' clothing and apparel.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (ifHdv)

203 Tribalism in the name of exclusive diversity!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (ZMYfe)

204 ..Alternatively you could suck start you sidearms. Your choice. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

I had composed a rather eloquent line about a pint of brandy, a pistol and a single cartridge, but alas, the anti-troll typing forbade sufficient typage to so express.

But, I'm pleased that you were of a like mind with me there. Horde Mind strikes again!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (QzJWU)

205 Bromtheus,

It was on Netflix...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (UUBmN)

206 Big Man Wins Again!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (lHCOx)

207 I will die on this hill but check out BULL, a fantastic indie movie
https://tinyurl.com/4mypkxp3

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2022 07:28 PM (cxG4V)

208 What Jim said at 170. Well stated.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

209 Torrid - synonym for hot sweaty sex

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM (nb03U)

210 Posted by: lin-duh at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM (UUBmN)

Gracias, guess I'll have to torrent it.

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM (fERmr)

211 Ton of Lard is now a Intersectionaly group.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM (2JoB8)

212 I had composed a rather eloquent line about a pint of brandy, a pistol and a single cartridge, but alas, the anti-troll typing forbade sufficient typage to so express.

But, I'm pleased that you were of a like mind with me there. Horde Mind strikes again!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:27 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM (RkC6l)

213 Interesting factoid a friend just learned, some anabolic steroids such as nandrolone and tren can cause intense depression and anxiety in certain susceptible people.

Posted by: Max Power at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (k7+BO)

214 It seems Oberlin College dropped an expensive ball and failed to do anything to block the appeal's court ruling that told the people who issued the security bond to pay it to the Gibson family.

Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM


Whoops!
Whoopsie!

Posted by: Oberlin College Crack Legal Team at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (hOAT3)

215 209 Torrid - synonym for hot sweaty sex
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM (nb03U)

Mmmm, sounds great. Sort of like sweaty smelly sticky uncomfortable tent camping sex.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Vr12I)

216 In Florida, many houses are on concrete slabs covered by tile.. Foot doctor advised me to be sure to wear slippers or shoes in the house; concrete is hard in your feet.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (L7jyl)

217 Have we heard from the half-fats commenters on this subject?

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (jyW7T)

218 Torrid - synonym for hot sweaty sex
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:29 PM


You've read my fiction!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, the once and future Governor of Georgia at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

219 things that get you banned:

"you'll never be a woman"
and
"no man is gonna fuck you, fattie"
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 07:25 PM (OuH7W)


What's yall's opinion on this: Neil's "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" is a wee bit pervy right?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (0fVbu)

220 I think the medical types now have a "supra-morbid" category because people are basically beyond any previous concept of fat.

"Jabba the Hutt" would be more useful to the layman.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (ZsR3z)

221 I'd like it if Bob's could have fewer poop-based episodes. but agree with Moron Robbie's critique.
The basic good-heartedness is its appeal to me.
I love the 3-Kid tale episodes and any one featuring Louise.

Posted by: sal at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (bJKUl)

222 *giggles*

Right now if Zurich, who issued the bond for Oberlin, pays out to the Gibson family and legal team that means $36 million and change. And every day unpaid is another 5% in interest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (nb03U)

223 Interesting factoid a friend just learned, some anabolic steroids such as nandrolone and tren can cause intense depression and anxiety in certain susceptible people.
Posted by: Max Power at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (k7+BO)

Yeah, not going to get gainz that way, ever.

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (fERmr)

224 Regarding Daria. Definitely odd, definitely had its moments.

Mom and dad eating shrooms was funny.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (ZMYfe)

225 I guess I'm alone here, but, about these mass shootings, maybe be more upset with the shooter(s) and not the cops.

There's endless hate about the cops right now and, after thoughtful and thorough investigation to understand everything about the event, "we" will be able to place appropriate blame on the deserving parties.

But, to be fair, there are innumerable factors that everyone should be considering before jumping to conclusions and sending entire departments on an ice floe. Policies, personnel, coincidental actions, and just terrible luck all played a part. Let's maybe consider that our information is lacking and that there are misconceptions or misinterpretations that are being injected into an emotional and political maelstrom right now.

Not giving a pass to law enforcement; just saying wait a bit and redirect blame on the real culprit, the effin' shooter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (aXxgO)

226 219

What's yall's opinion on this: Neil's "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" is a wee bit pervy right?
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (0fVbu)

There are a BUNCH of songs out there like that.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (Vr12I)

227 Talk about GAINZZZ

It seems Oberlin College dropped an expensive ball and failed to do anything to block the appeal's court ruling that told the people who issued the security bond to pay it to the Gibson family.

Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2022 07:22 PM (nb03U)

Given what happened on their last time in the courts perhaps they feared the judge might hunt them down and strangle them if they came back again with the same old crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

228 Jim, did you mail this to them or just post it here?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (EjlyM)

229 Remember when Meal Team Six rolled up in their MRAP to shut down a bar? Yeah.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (u73oe)

230 Mmmm, sounds great. Sort of like sweaty smelly sticky uncomfortable tent camping sex.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Vr12I)
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The insect repellent really makes it special.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky)

231 It seems Oberlin College dropped an expensive ball and failed to do anything to block the appeal's court ruling that told the people who issued the security bond to pay it to the Gibson family.
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I heard Flounder saying "This is gonna be great!"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (sWM8x)

232 How can you tell if you're full of water or just fat?

Posted by: dartist at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+ya+t)

233 The only way I will be skinny is if I have a life threatening disease. It's just the way my body works. Doesn't matter how little I eat. Not enough muscle any more to be able to burn fat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (5HBd1)

234 The Critical Drinker gives the newest Top Gun movie the highest marks. He said it was "fantastic." I'm kinda shocked.

Posted by: Max Power at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (k7+BO)

235 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (aXxgO)

Fair point. We should be focusing on how to prevent him or preventing the harm he did.

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (fERmr)

236 my #170, "willowed" from end of previous thread.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:19 PM (QzJWU)


that was awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (VwHCD)

237 There are a BUNCH of songs out there like that.
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All perfectly innocent.

Posted by: Gary Puckett and the Union Gap at May 27, 2022 07:34 PM (sWM8x)

238 How can you tell if you're full of water or just fat?

Does wood float on you? Ducks?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2022 07:34 PM (ZsR3z)

239 Well, we are going to need sandbags, so...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 07:19 PM (VwHCD)


You are so resourceful!

Posted by: Emmie at May 27, 2022 07:34 PM (6RgRK)

240 The guy on Wheel of Fortune works in the HR dept of the ACLU.

Can you imagine how woke the HR Dept. at the ACLU is?

JFC.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (lHCOx)

241 What's yall's opinion on this: Neil's "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" is a wee bit pervy right?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:31 PM (0fVbu)
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On the one hand, we've gotten hyper-sensitive about age differences, but on the other, for most of human history women got married in their teens.

It's fascinating to watch the conflict over age of consent laws. The pervs want them abolished so they molest children but the feminists thing that women can't be held accountable for decision-making until they're 35 or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)

242 The insect repellent really makes it special.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky
______

Cutters or Off?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (ZMYfe)

243 233 The only way I will be skinny is if I have a life threatening disease. It's just the way my body works. Doesn't matter how little I eat. Not enough muscle any more to be able to burn fat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (5HBd1)

Yeah sometimes you have to play the hand you're dealt. A lot of people don't get that.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (Vr12I)

244 Come to Pappy, Sweet Cheeks! I have a platter for you to lick clean!

Posted by: Jack Sprat at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (BP3/z)

245 Something less stressing...

I've been culling through vintage photos of the area I live in now. It's been farmland for... ever, but is seeing development in some areas.

HistoricalAerials and VintageAerial have much, but not all of the US in online libraries. Most, watermarked but interesting nonetheless.

Google Earth Pro also has this feature, but the coverage is spotty and they only go back so far for most areas.

My little compound was farmland until 1985. The house placed here in 2004.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (BFigT)

246 yeah, Daria was pretty good. The mom trying to still be hot and then the hot daughter's like, "oh you should try to look good with high heels" lot of interpersonal stuff.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 07:36 PM (OuH7W)

247 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (aXxgO)

Fair point. We should be focusing on how to prevent him or preventing the harm he did.
Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:33 PM (fERmr)

You can't escape responsibility for your link in the chain failing by pointing at all the other links that also failed. You are supposed to cover your part, and they did not and also restrained others from doing so.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2022 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

248 Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 07:18 PM

Well said, Sir.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2022 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

249 This fat spectrum makes me want to do cardio.

Posted by: Bromtheus at May 27, 2022 07:36 PM (fERmr)

250 What is making people overweight?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2022 07:37 PM (WpsQY)

251 SMOD: "Dirty Political Trick": Bill Barr Says Hillary Clinton Guilty Of 'Sedition'

Really on the ball, that guy. Good thing he was there to lead the posse against the coup and clean up the FBI/DoJ.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 27, 2022 07:37 PM (aXxgO)

252 What is making people overweight?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Gravity, yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 07:37 PM (ifHdv)

253 What is making people overweight? Stuffing their fat faces?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 07:38 PM (S7une)

254 interesting, Martini Farmer, thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 07:38 PM (+o2yA)

255 NOOD

Posted by: Squid at May 27, 2022 07:38 PM (UjeqI)

256 253 What is making people overweight? Stuffing their fat faces?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 07:38 PM (S7une)

Inactivity in some caes.

Posted by: kraken at May 27, 2022 07:38 PM (Vr12I)

257 The insect repellent really makes it special.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky
______

Cutters or Off?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM

Skin So Soft

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (RkC6l)

258 The guy on Wheel of Fortune works in the HR dept of the ACLU.

Can you imagine how woke the HR Dept. at the ACLU is?

JFC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (lHCOx)


He used to be a chick, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

259 Cutters or Off?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:35 PM (ZMYfe)
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Doesn't matter, that DEET smell is unmistakable.

Truth by told, it does put me into a certain nostalgia. Marching Band preseason (particularly in college) was quite visually stimulating and DEET was the fragrance of choice.

Today's coeds can't rock the sports bra/soccer shorts combo like the ones in the 90s could.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (llXky)

260 Lizzys fat authority status: Diminishing!


What's making people fat?
Now THAT is the real question.
For sure, normalizing and celebrating fat and weak bodies does not help.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (+UAeM)

261 I get why you would pull back in that so-called "barricade" situation... But that's obviously in the spirit of a hostage scenario. Don't wanna spook the psycho and get someone killed unnecessarily.

This was not that. Someones were already being killed. Chickenshit cop out by a chickenshit cop.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (FIJ+3)

262 Eating a diet high in antioxidants. Back to doing most things in the gym including clean and jerk, plus deadlifts.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 27, 2022 07:39 PM (tU3dj)

263 Unsolicited advice to fatties: Do not get the septum ring.
It's like they want to look like a cow or bull.
Yiiiiiiikes.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 27, 2022 07:41 PM (+UAeM)

264 250 What is making people overweight?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Not to worry, FJB will cure American obesity.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2022 07:41 PM (kf6Ak)

265 154 ... and Correia is promising to do a sequel trilogy. My boy is loving Son of the Black Sword, but I couldn't get into it. I'm more of a Monster Hunter kinda guy.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:12 PM (BJKQV)


I too loved the Monster Hunter International books.

Great news about him writing a second trilogy in the Grimnoir series - I'll happily buy those when they come out!

I had some trouble getting through "Servants of War" (the one he co-wrote with Steve Diamond.) The book is very well written, and the story is compelling, but there was an ever-present dark fatalistic outlook that made it a tough read for me. It's a coin-toss if I'll pick up the next book in the series if/when it gets written.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2022 07:41 PM (nRMeC)

266
There are a BUNCH of songs out there like that.
Posted by: kraken
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Well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan Oh woncha hop inside my car I got pictures, candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star ...

Posted by: The Ides of March at May 27, 2022 07:42 PM (HAeoF)

267 I'm starting to think now that this Benedict Arnold chap may not have been entirely on our side.

Posted by: Bill Barr at May 27, 2022 07:42 PM (0fVbu)

268 I remember in a discussion of BMI, a geriatrician said of BMI 35+ "Yeah, we don't see too many of them make it this far" (meaning: to age 65).

Posted by: Texican ette at May 27, 2022 07:42 PM (bAIfW)

269 My little compound was farmland until 1985. The house placed here in 2004.


Posted by: Martini Farmer How did you find that?

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2022 07:42 PM (E0NVW)

270 There are a BUNCH of songs out there like that.
Posted by: kraken
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She was only sixteen...

Posted by: Sam Cooke at May 27, 2022 07:43 PM (HAeoF)

271 Posted by: My fair lady is a tramp at May 27, 2022 06:43 PM

The original "My Fair Lady" was much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2022 07:43 PM (vgKG1)

272 Wait, wut, new Grimnoir series? Much as I like MHI, I really preferred the style of the Grimnoir series.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 27, 2022 07:44 PM (ZMYfe)

273 "250 What is making people overweight?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2022 07:37 PM (WpsQY) "

honest answer, my opinion, worth what it costs:
humans have throughout history, lived nasty, brutish, & short lives characterized by SCARCITY. we have nothing, zip, in our makeup, either physical or psychological, that knows about how to deal with abundance.
thus, behavior that evolved to meet "eat what you can get today because tomorrow there might be nothing" runs up against an endless supply of oreos, doritos, and artificial grape soda.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 07:44 PM (+o2yA)

274 What is making people overweight?

Putin

Posted by: Hands at May 27, 2022 07:44 PM (786Ro)

275 There are a BUNCH of songs out there like that.
Posted by: kraken
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On the rare occasion that Aqualung comes to mind, I immediately think of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 07:45 PM (HAeoF)

276 On the book front F. Fleming has a new Superego book out now. Third in the series.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:45 PM (0fVbu)

277 175 The girl spawn is watching Daria. This cartoon is odd.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2022 07:20 PM (Wy1BU)

The old MTV Daria?

I used to watch it back in the day. It was a guilty pleasure...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)

278 Snizz!

Posted by: BBulgaroctonus, opening for T-Rex at The Basement S in '72 at May 27, 2022 07:46 PM (rzOL9)

279 What is making people overweight?
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I wuz skinny as a rail when Trump was elected.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 27, 2022 07:46 PM (3kpeI)

280 I'll buy the next Servants of War the day I hear about it.
everyones mileage is different.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 07:47 PM (+o2yA)

281 >>> Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2022 07:43 PM (vgKG1)



Hello, I'm happy your surgery was a success and your back.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 07:47 PM (0fVbu)

282 263 Unsolicited advice to fatties: Do not get the septum ring.
It's like they want to look like a cow or bull.
Yiiiiiiikes.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 27, 2022 07:41 PM (+UAeM)


Reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/0SbAD6eXlpE

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 27, 2022 07:49 PM (nRMeC)

283 Do they still have people that kidnap cult members and deprogram them?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2022 07:50 PM (WpsQY)

284 191 29Victor, interesting take on "The Shack". I read it as an introduction for some to even acknowledge G-D. The growth comes after the acceptance.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2022 07:24 PM (EjlyM)

But God is not a thing to be "acknowledged." He's an individual to be known. Starting people off with a false view of a being with whom they are to form an intimate relationship is a really bad idea. And the desire to make God "palatable" is in essence stating that He, as He truly is, is not adequate to attract people to Him.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 27, 2022 07:50 PM (BJKQV)

285 After the big research and seeing ultra become a good thing, maybe ultra morbid would have worked.

Posted by: micky at May 27, 2022 07:51 PM (3byMq)

286 animal cafe ahead

Posted by: micky at May 27, 2022 07:52 PM (3byMq)

287 Did someone say Rosa DeLauro?

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 07:56 PM (jyW7T)

288 The original "My Fair Lady" was much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2022 07:43 PM (vgKG1)
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Good to see you, hope you are feeling well.

Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 08:02 PM (jyW7T)

289 And when the morbidly obese sit at the top of the pyramid, they really sit at the top of the pyramid.

Not for long. The pyramid disappears or they fall over

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 27, 2022 08:02 PM (SIAnw)

290 Really enjoyed Larry Correia's opening book for a new series, Servants of War. I was wary, because it was a collaboration, but it really stuck with me. It might be my favorite Correia after Grimnoir. Can't wait for more books in this series.

I'm going to dissent from the claim that the MHI series has gone downhill. I enjoyed Legion, and found Nemesis and Siege to be a whole new level of great, and almost on a par with Grimnoir.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 08:06 PM (2hil/)

291 you get on top of the fat pyramid if you follow big brothers food pyramid.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 27, 2022 08:10 PM (DB16e)

292 Lost 35 lbs from about Dec to March. Got a dexa scan this week to check body composition - puts it at 12%. By far the lowest of my adult life by at least 5 percent (about 15 lbs). First time I ever had a 6 pack. Never going back again.

Biked 20 miles this morning in the Phoenix heat. Lovely. I feel empty if I can't get some kind of exercise in the day

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at May 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ccR6m)

293 So, do you have Fred Flintstone feet?

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (WFwYU)

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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat