Plot Twist: Dave Chappelle's Attacker Is LGBT Zealot Who Was "Triggered" By His Jokes

I do notice that this information was withheld from us for 20 days. It's only coming out now because the criminal assailant, who attacked Chappelle wielding a knife, is talking to the press about his Heroic attack.

Obviously the Soros DA Gascon knew the motivation here and this character's backstory. But it was all kept quiet as a state secret.

Some hate crimes, we just don't talk about.


Dave Chappelle attacker Isaiah Lee breaks his silence and reveals he was 'triggered' by jokes about the LGBTQ community and homelessness when he tackled comedian on stage

Isaiah Lee, 23, stormed the stage on May 3 in Los Angeles during a standup show by Dave Chappelle, and attempted to tackle the comedian to the ground

Lee was arrested and charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon, having carried a flick knife onto the stage

On Sunday Lee told The New York Post, from jail, that he was 'triggered' by Chappelle's jokes about gay people

He said he was also angered by Chappelle's jokes about homeless people, saying: 'It's a struggle and I wanted Dave Chappelle to know it's not a joke'

Ah. So that makes it a terroristic attack, an attack designed to threaten someone away from doing or saying something they have a legal right to do or say.

The Soros DA Gason refused to charge the terroristic knife-attacker with a felony, of course, instead charging him with mere misdemeanor.

Isaiah Lee, 23, was charged with four misdemeanors after the May 3 attack -- battery, possession of a weapon with intent to assault, unauthorized access to the stage area during a performance and commission of an act that delays the event or interferes with the performer.

Wow, really throwing the book at him.

I notice the felony of "assault with a deadly weapon" isn't on there.

A knife is a deadly weapon, right? And not just "a weapon"?

...

On Sunday, Lee told The New York Post that he was not amused by Chappelle's repartee.

'I identify as bisexual and I wanted him to know what he said was triggering,' Lee said Saturday at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in Los Angeles.

'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

If convicted, Lee would only see up to 18 months in prison.

Lee's attorney says he shouldn't be sentenced to too much time. He claims that while he was armed with the knife, he didn't ever "brandish" or "wield" it.

Is that true? Maybe that's true. If that's true, maybe Gascon has a decent reason to not charge him with assault with a deadly weapon.

But I don't know that's true. That's just Lee's attorney claiming that.

The LGBT community is enraged. Or, at least the Very Online and Very Noisy and Very Complainey parts of the LGBT community.

Not because one of their members committed a terroristic attack on a black comedian for jokes he didn't like.

No, they're enraged, again, because the Bad Black Man told another joke they didn't like.

The joke was about the knife that Chappelle's assailant terroristically attacked him with.

You have probably heard it was a fake gun with a knife attached. You may also have wondered, like I did: What the hell is that?

Apparently it's this, as seen in a photo from the LA Police:

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It's described as a "flick-knife." I'm 99.99% certain the blade tucks under and is hidden in the barrel of the "gun," and flicks out into the open position with the touch of a button.

"Tucks under." Remember that, it will be important in the next sentences.

Chapelle was a guest at a John Mulaney show, and he made this Forbidden Joke:


Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_

Apparently the joke Dave Chappelle said that is causing people to fall on their fainting couches is him saying he was attacked with a gun that identified as a knife.

Oh dear! You can understand the rage that could inspire!

Frank Fleming notes that leftwing outlets stirred outrage about the outrageously outrageous joke Chappelle told... but left that joke conveniently untold, so that people could imagine that it was something horrible, instead of "he had a knife that identified as a gun."


Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_

It was interesting how many articles I read that didn't mention the joke. You're just supposed to trust the hysterical ninnies that something really bad happened.

Indeed, this Variety article keeps the Horrible Vile Joke a secret.

Chappelle's opening set occurred during a show at Ohio State University's Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio. Although there is no footage from the event, as attendees were required to lock their phones up beforehand, several audience members took to social media afterwards to criticize the show. According to attendees, Chappelle appeared as a surprise opener, and told jokes targeting the transgender community. Mulaney reportedly came onstage and hugged Chappelle at the conclusion of the opening set. Some fans in the crowd expressed their disappointment after the show on Twitter:


rylan
@testosteronejew

my favorite part of tonight was when dave chappelle ambushed us at the john mulaney show, told a bunch of transphobic jokes, a massive stadium of people laughed, and then john mulaney hugged him at the end


rae (spookiest version)
@raegan_givant

y'all ever hear ~12,000 people laugh at a transphobic joke, while you're a trans person in the audience who didn't know the transphobic comedian would make a surprise appearance at the John Mulaney show? yeah. wasn't fun. fuck you D.C.


maddie
@boobeoisie

okay so tell me why I just went to the John Mulaney show and Dave Chappelle was a surprise opener and made not only a transphobic joke but a homophobic one

Are you guys okay? Do you need Therapy Play-Doh and adult coloring books?

All this talk of "targeting" and "ambushing" -- not a mention of the LGBT maniac who literally targeted and ambushed Chappelle armed with a knife just 20 days ago.

But no, they're "targeted" and "ambushed."

They're also angry at Mulaney for platforming Chapelle:

k a t h e r i n e ?
@sapphoswamp

John Mulaney deadass built his career thanks to queer teens/young adults turning his comedy into common quotes and memes, and he turns around and shits in their faces by bringing Dave Chappelle to one of his shows, tacitly endorsing his comedy and jokes

Yes, John Mulaney owes his career to "queer teens/young adults" repeating his jokes on Twitter. It's not that his jokes were so funny that people just started repeating them. It's that "queer teens/young adults" repeated them, which made them funny.


Great Hera's Sideboob, get the f*** over yourselves already.

By this logic, I owe my career to Jonah Goldberg.

The media is literally creating the moral panic that will set off the next lunatic to attack Chappelle or another comedian. (Or a politician.)

And that one will probably succeed.

Posted by: Ace at 02:37 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (uWF4x)

2 Cowabunga!

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 23, 2022 02:40 PM (uWF4x)

3 There are two Americas. Only one of them faces prosecution for crime.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 02:41 PM (5kI0z)

4 I guess we should go back to jokes about straight white men. They're not permitted to get offended.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 23, 2022 02:41 PM (zhLdt)

5 John Mulaney only really funny jokes/bit were the law and order jokes, everything else he's done is of the clapter variety.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 02:41 PM (2Nu7s)

6 I've never heard of John Mulaney. But then I don't get out much.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (p+1gI)

7 Death to the nonwoke comedians!

Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (I2/tG)

8 When you bring a knife-gun to a beat down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)

9 For shits and giggles imagine a noted BLM comedian gets on stage and is attacked by a white supremacist.

The FBI would already have the attacker in solitary while the Biden junta formed a new organization to arrest people who have criticized BLM

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

10 Plot Twist: Dave Chappelle's Attacker Is LGBT Zealot Who Was "Triggered" By His Jokes
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When an emotionally-damaged and neurotic wokester attacks someone who isn't, it's the victim's fault.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

11 The first requirement of modern woke comedy is that it not be funny!

Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (I2/tG)

12 7 Death to the nonwoke comedians!
Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:42 PM (I2/tG)

Objection! Woke comedians are not funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (dNqv+)

13 Honest question:why aren't parents allowed to be triggered by groomers? Seems kind of triggering to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (VdGjU)

14 The woke are even worse at comedy than libs.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (y7DUB)

15 Yes, John Mulaney owes his career to "queer teens/young adults" repeating his jokes on Twitter. It's not that his jokes were so funny that people just started repeating them. It's that "queer teens/young adults" repeated them, which made them funny.
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It's officially funny. Formal funny. Approved funny.

Official funny is the best funny, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

16 "LGBT Zealot."

I think that's redundant.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (jYQlA)

17 John Mulaney is the Dmitri Martin of Mike Birbiglias.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (fj2YZ)

18 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (cYpaQ)

19 We're going to travel back in time so we can burn Monty Python at the stake!

Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (I2/tG)

20 >>>John Mulaney only really funny jokes/bit were the law and order jokes, everything else he's done is of the clapter variety.

the stuff on New In Town was good, particularly the "New In Town" bit. Also the part where he's running to catch a train and the woman thinks he's chasing her.

Also where he lies to a doctor to get a specific drug (ambien, I think) but the symptoms he describes may indicate colon cancer so he's lied himself into getting an unneeded colonoscopy. He says, "And i'm like, this may as well happen."

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (AkbRF)

21 So I am allowed to attack anyone who "triggers" (such a stupid use of the word) me? Good lord, there isn't enough ammo in the entire world for me to accomplish that.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (vkS2Z)

22 also "Crime in the Olden Times."

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (AkbRF)

23 Do these Twitter twerps spend much time thinking of devastating names for their brilliant commentary?
Boobesoisie? Sapphoswamp? It's like my junior high where the 8th girls used "The Fearsome foursome".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (Ut+C0)

24 14 The woke are even worse at comedy than libs.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (y7DUB)

Woke is the creme de la creme of liberals. The distillation, the apotheosis. The Zenith. The Apogee. Concentration of Crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (dNqv+)

25 The attacker was oppressed into committing those crimes!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (p+1gI)

26 Willowed

Bishop: Your conduct violates Canon 915 don't present yourself to communion.
Nan: Fine I'll go where you don't have jurisdiction to Bishop that likes me and receive communion.
Bishop: That's a violation of canon 1371.2.
Nan: Don't care! See I did it again!
Bishop: You are hereby excommunicated from the Catholic Church until you make the following penance.....
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (vl3oo)


Oh, please please please please

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (ySQBZ)

27 A comedian making a joke we don't approve of is literal violence!

Our trying to kill that comedian is merely the exercise of free speech!

Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (I2/tG)

28 > I had a friend who asked me one time if someone replaced the person you know with an exact replica with all the same thoughts, expressions and memories, how would you know and would you care. I believe in the soul but it stayed with me.

I suppose that leaves room for different foundational values and motivations. If so, you'd probably notice a difference over time or in crisis.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (i0wNm)

29 The first requirement of modern woke comedy is that it not be funny!
Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (I2/tG)
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Only mostly. There is *one* thing that can be funny: if the target of the joke is a white dude, the joke is allowed. It isn't that jokes about white dudes can't be funny, but when you have only one option for being funny, it limits the choices. Also, contemporary "comedy" is written and performed by people who do not posses a sense of a humor (which is the much bigger problem).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (DU+/6)

30 The media perfected this thirdhand reporting of "terrible speech" devoting pages and pages and pages to *describing* what Trump said in the most derogatory terms without ever managing to find room to quote him. They did it in the newspaper a lot.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (cYpaQ)

31 I figure Chappelle's posse can find Lee anytime they want.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (qpX6U)

32 wow no wonder Chappelle's security beat the living bleep out of him

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

33 So you pull a gun on someone and then yell surprise its a knife????? Great way to get you ass shot or beaten senceless. What exactly is the market for knives that look like guns again?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (d0b9J)

34

31,942.68 +680.78 (+2.18%)
As of 02:45PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (hcVk1)

35 You should see that pistol with the chainsaw attachment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (PDnth)

36 Attacked with a gun that identified as a knife. That's pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (Ut+C0)

37 Hi, Fen. Are you still on for Wednesday? If not, I hope it got rescheduled and if so, I hope it all goes well!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (DU+/6)

38 The media's manufactured moral panic is going to circle back on them one of these days. Good and hard.

We need to bring back "kill the messenger."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (BFigT)

39 If convicted, Lee would only see up to 18 months in prison.
______________

For misdemeanors in California? No way he'll serve any time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (MvHI3)

40 Most of this stuff is just a big nothing burger.
Like Satanism taking over the whole country.
Fearmongering about transgenders is any of this actually happening?
Can anyone tell me about how many if any minor children receive transgender surgery ? And if you can't why they are you so upset?
Satanism in USA??? Has anyone actually seen or taken videos of flying witches on broom sticks?
I suspect that the numbers of witches on broomstick approximates the number of surgically transgender kids

Posted by: Steve at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (RVGyV)

41
Given that the LGBTE-I-E-I-O activist community appears to be comprised of the least humorous people on the planet, I'd say that this Mugillacuddy character is well within his rights to ignore their faux outrage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (pNxlR)

42 It's strange the attacker wasn't charged when he hit Chapelle. It was only after another incident that the police
"sprang into action."

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (DcKNO)

43 36 Attacked with a gun that identified as a knife. That's pretty funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (Ut+C0)

Isn't it backwards? Its a Knife trying to look like a gun...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)

44 32 wow no wonder Chappelle's security beat the living bleep out of him
___________

They knew that was all the "justice" the thug would ever get.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (MvHI3)

45 This is all the fault of America's long history of white supremacism, of which Dave Chappelle is now the leading figure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

46 That was a transphobic joke? That joke was so bland I had to put some hot sauce on it just give it a little kick.

Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

47 Anon News on Twitter: "BREAKING: US Journalist @JackPosobiec has been detained by Swiss police. They refused to tell me the reason he and his team have been detained. He shares that police pointed guns at him and stopped him because he "looked suspicious".

Sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)

48 >>>For misdemeanors in California? No way he'll serve any time.

exactly. though in this high profile case, with gascon facing recall, he might get a courtesy sixty days in jail. which he would never get in normal circumstances.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (AkbRF)

49 Oh, please please please please

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:45 PM (ySQBZ)


It won't matter if apostate priests/bishops defy the excommunication order.

this is the time of the separation of the sheeps and the goats

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (DJFLF)

50 "And that one will probably succeed."

That's what they want. They want people in fear of their life for stepping out of line with SJW Orthodoxy.

Just like they want the normies to suffer. The left LOVES suffering (especially of white people, but also of brown, yellow, or foreign people. They get to make themselves feel good by "caring" about the latter.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (N1tpc)

51 Just more proof that these people are God-mocking mental patients.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (UAO/v)

52 He said he was also angered by Chappelle's jokes about homeless people, saying: 'It's a struggle and I wanted Dave Chappelle to know it's not a joke'
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Wait, so we're not allowed to tell jokes about things are difficult or challenging or a struggle or unpleasant or sad? What, then, is comedy? What is humor? What, for that matter, is storytelling at all? If there can't be a struggle that must be overcome and that hurts you if you don't overcome it or that makes people laugh at you until you overcome it, then just go ahead and throw storytelling in all its forms - from quick jokes to heavy literature - right out the window.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

53 Aren't these turds triggered at everything from the crack of dawn to bike lanes?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (ySQBZ)

54 Sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)


I saw on another site that Poso and crew were released when another independent journo started filming the detention.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

55 Only mostly. There is *one* thing that can be funny: if the target of the joke is a white dude, the joke is allowed.

Only if the dude is straight.

In woke comedy, you are not allowed to "punch down", which means no jokes about trannies, gays, minorities, women, or any other oppressed group that has absolutely no political power in contemporary society.

Posted by: The Woke Lynch Mob! at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (I2/tG)

56 Do you know which young up and coming comedian is really funny?

Exactly.



(This is where I receive some slam dunk about Ryan Long. Yeah yeah fuck off, stop being a baby and trying to ruin everything.)

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (IzxvC)

57 Mulaney had one of the funniest bits I have ever heard - The Salt and Pepper Diner. The set-up is first rate.

https://tinyurl.com/y8hkmkm7

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (VJsqe)

58 17 John Mulaney is the Dmitri Martin of Mike Birbiglias.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:44 PM (fj2YZ


I know, right?

Posted by: Arge barker at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (d0b9J)

59 Jack Posobiec looks suspicious but not Klaus Schwab...
OK then...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (jTmQV)

60 It's almost like transgenders have underlying mental health issues that should probably be addressed first before telling them that they will be happy putting on a dress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

61 A switchblade knife disguised as a pistol, when the trigger is pulled the blade pops out.


Something, something, bring a knife to a gunfight.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (f5Veu)

62 You have probably heard it was a fake gun with a knife attached. You may also have wondered, like I did: What the hell is that?

Apparently it's this, as seen in a photo from the LA Police
Posted by: Ace


I am now wondering, why?

So you can sneak a knife into a place that allows handguns but disallows pocket knives?

If such a place existed, what do you gain by literally sneaking a shitty knife into a gunfight?

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (P1f+c)

63 The definition of comedy is the noting the ways in which people differ from the ideal. The simplest form is slapstick, but all comedy is a commentary on imperfection.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (ySQBZ)

64 A black muslim tranny can literally murder someone and will not be held nor prosecuted in a blue shithole.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (iDcra)

65 Great Hera's Sideboob, get the f*** over yourselves already.

Poetry, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (h6/n7)

66 "Do you know which young up and coming comedian is really funny?"

The only place to find funny anymore is right here.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (qpX6U)

67 "Great Hera's Sideboob"


Even after all these years, the little furry guy stills finds new ways to make me spray beverages out my nose.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (sjdRT)

68 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (DU+/6)

Yes; It's still scheduled for then and thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (Ut+C0)

69 I nominate "Great Hera's Sideboob" to replace "Great Caesar's Ghost"!

No, wait. They might actually have Perry White say that in a new "woke" Superman. Never mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)

70 Satanism in USA??? Has anyone actually seen or taken videos of flying witches on broom sticks?

There are 3 school districts in PA that have chartered official satanist clubs.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

71 @47

>>US Journalist @JackPosobiec has been detained by Swiss police. They refused to tell me the reason he and his team have been detained.

Posobiec can speak fluent Mandarin, if I was him I would have started yelling at the Swiss Guards in Mandarin, like he was at a Buffet trying to get a zaftig guest to leave.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (2Nu7s)

72 Who is stupid enough to buy a knife what looks like a pistol? Imma gonna say tranny fucktard is this stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (8Sqzu)

73 >>> Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 23, 2022 02:46 PM (hcVk1)

Now do inflation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (llON8)

74 I am now wondering, why?

So you can sneak a knife into a place that allows handguns but disallows pocket knives?

If such a place existed, what do you gain by literally sneaking a shitty knife into a gunfight?
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 02:50 PM (P1f+c)

Easier and cheaper to get than a real gun and still useful for mugging people? That or someone likes Warhammer 40k too much.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (b2nrj)

75
Very Much Related:

This Democrat-party armed "antifa" cocksucker gets "probation" after trying kill a family in a car driving by his "protest."

https://youtu.be/xA6CCyFfnhU

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (SfHsb)

76 Tranny outranks black in Wokeville

Sorry, Dave.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (BJKQV)

77 Not seeing a reason for a bayonet on a pistol

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (2JoB8)

78 My notion about gay men being "next" on the target list is proving prescient. Apparently the big upcoming parade has four people on the committee and it's like three carpet munchers and a trans.

And they are NOT finger snapping happy about it. And if you listen to them they will tell you that this is just a symptom, that they have been systematically removed from their own movement.

Dance with the devil and all that...

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (IzxvC)

79 We have become a Nation of Pussies.

Is the flag still at half mast because of the Buffalo shooter? No?

Well, then we should put it at half mast because these twinks and freaks are angered by a joke, and just leave it there until they kill themselves over it.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (l9bFg)

80

Great Hera's SIdeboob vs Great Ceasar's Ghost.

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

81 I used to have a lighter that looked kinda like that.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (CRS/E)

82 Chappelle isn’t backing down. Nor should he.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (Rb3Xr)

83 28- okay, so let's posit a bionic neuron, capable of replacing damaged brain tissue and perfectly integrating with your brain. Over time, all your natural neurons are damaged and replaced (also all your physical parts with better/nigh everlasting or replaceable replacement parts). Once you are completely a robot, are you still you?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (fj2YZ)

84 "Great Hera's Sideboob, get the f*** over yourselves already."

https://tinyurl.com/yckjdwv3

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)

85 "Great Hera's Sideboob"

***
Gentlemen, you should have seen my Hera when she was young. She was enough to make a volcano erupt. Specifically mine.

Posted by: Zeus, in an honest moment at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)

86 "Great Hera's Sideboob."

I have a problem with the word order.

Seems like we're talking large and in charge Hera, not Hera with the great sideboob.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (5pTK/)

87 And, more importantly, what upgrades do you make?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (fj2YZ)

88 oh, I just saw that I wrote "sheeps" upthread.

Too much hearing English as second language growing up

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (DJFLF)

89 76 Tranny outranks black in Wokeville

Sorry, Dave.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (BJKQV)

Tranny outranks black normal MALE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

90 >>>with all the same thoughts

Objection your honor assumes facts not in evidence, that thoughts could be "replicated" without having an identical soul.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (vl3oo)

91 I suspect that the numbers of witches on broomstick approximates the number of surgically transgender kids
Posted by: Steve at May 23, 2022 02:47 PM (RVGyV)



How many is enough for you, "Steve"?

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

92 Crooked judges in 1910 Mississippi who gave a pass to KKK members carrying out political terrorism are exactly the same as DAs in CA and OR giving a pass to Antifa and Chappelle's attacker.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (i0wNm)

93 85 "Great Hera's Sideboob"

***
Gentlemen, you should have seen my Hera when she was young. She was enough to make a volcano erupt. Specifically mine.
Posted by: Zeus, in an honest moment at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)

The incest thing is weird though. Made even weirder by the fact that some of Zeus's flings are with great great grandchildren and the like.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (b2nrj)

94 It's difficult to say who's more stupid in this instance, the guy who came up with the gun shaped knife or the guy who looked at it and said "hey, I've been looking for just that thing!"

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (wb1YC)

95 gawd I would love to hear Sam Kinison yell at some of these people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (trdmm)

96 The Lets Get Biden To Quit community. Got it.

Posted by: Holy Crap at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (5geju)

97 Great Hera's SIdeboob vs Great Ceasar's Ghost.

Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (s2VJv)
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I see a problem getting past discussing the first three words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (5pTK/)

98 >>>'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

Okay. Considered; rejected.
--the immensely talented and edgy comedian Dave Chappelle

Posted by: m at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (CRS/E)

99 I blame Putin! Or, maybe Trump!

Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (D04pU)

100 Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (IzxvC)

and now they're going to be targeted with the monkeypox jab

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (DJFLF)

101 You know the guy who designed the knife that looks like a gun also designed pez dispenser that opens into a toothbrush that dentists every where give out on halloween.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (d0b9J)

102 "flying witches on broom sticks?"

That would actually be kind of fun during witch hunting season.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (qpX6U)

103 Yes; It's still scheduled for then and thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:51 PM (Ut+C0)

I will be praying for a steady hand and an easy recovery. I have been wondering when this is happening. Please keep us reprobates informed as best you can. {{{Fen}}}

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (IzxvC)

104 I saw Great Hera's Sideboob open for the Peek-a-Bows at Duke's Beach House Maui in 2019.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (sSiC8)

105 Isiah Lee called. Said you didn't run this post by him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (8GBH4)

106 99 I blame Putin! Or, maybe Trump!
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (D04pU)

Well Trump is Putin's plaything

Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (bs+z0)

107 >>>'triggered' by jokes about the LGBTQ community and homelessness when he tackled comedian on stage

I have not been to a comedy show in ages. Yet these put together individuals of dubious homeage have time to go see the shows?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (SH2Zi)

108 damnit. i waited to do some work AND read the content, before i got to the bottom to soo a barren comment field...

I coulda been first...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (p03vF)

109 >>> 99 I blame Putin! Or, maybe Trump!
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (D04pU)

Don't forget Abbott.

Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)

110 The L's g's b's and q\t's do not like each other. To group them together ensures higher levels of mental illness. None of them can take a joke. None of them are very secure if they were getting triggered by jokes or pronouns wouldn't be a problem.

Live life as a straight white Christian then you would know how not to be triggered.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (0OmEj)

111 Mulsney's Ice-T is hilarious, and he basically invented the pitch meeting skit with Back to the Future. He's legit top tier.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (fj2YZ)

112 Yes, John Mulaney owes his career to "queer teens/young adults" repeating his jokes on Twitter. It's not that his jokes were so funny that people just started repeating them. It's that "queer teens/young adults" repeated them, which made them funny.
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Ace would be nuthin' without us! Nuthin', I tells ya!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (yikp0)

113 Using a knife with a gun handle would be very awkward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)

114 >>>'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

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I sure hope Ace ran his line by Hera before publishing it.

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (VJsqe)

115 If a MAGAdude had attacked Chapelle, the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ would have him in Gitmo already.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (oWBc3)

116 Maybe Nina Jankowicz could come back and head up the Comedy Board.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (CRS/E)

117 92 Crooked judges in 1910 Mississippi who gave a pass to KKK members carrying out political terrorism are exactly the same as DAs in CA and OR giving a pass to Antifa and Chappelle's attacker.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (i0wNm)

Same party too. And same ideas about race.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (BJKQV)

118
You all remember that "protest" in Colorado in 2020, but probably forgot.

Watch the vid above to refresh your mammarys.

This asshole "judge's" decision comes right after the Buffalo bullshit, of course. He gets 5 Years "probation," from a charge of 4 Counts of Attempted Manslaughter which guidelines say should be 16 years in prison.

First, he was charged with lenience. But that wasn't enough -- the "judge" let's him off with fake "probabtion," which means he was let off.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (SfHsb)

119
He claims that while he was armed with the knife, he didn't ever "brandish" or "wield" it.

Is that true? Maybe that's true. If that's true, maybe Gascon has a decent reason to not charge him with assault with a deadly weapon.


Jeanine Pirro stated this on The Five right after the incident.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

120 It's weird how heterosexuals seem to be the only people with enough self control not to attack people when someone jokes about their sexual practices.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (wb1YC)

121 60 It's almost like transgenders have underlying mental health issues that should probably be addressed first before telling them that they will be happy putting on a dress.
______________

Yep, that kid "Jazz" who had the t.v. "reality" show, is a great example of how "transitioning" doesn't really solve any problems, and often creates new ones.

He was born a boy, parents put him on puberty blockers early on, he developed a micro penis, which wasn't large enough to provide sufficient tissue to build the fake vagina. His neo-vag split apart right after the "transition" surgery as a result, and he had to have multiple surgeries to repair the damage.

Then he (now "she") became so depressed that he developed an eating disorder and gained over 100 pounds. He'd been accepted to college, but put off going so he could deal with his depression.

He says he's happy he did the transition, but his depression and massive weight gain suggest he may not be telling the truth. After starring for years in a t.v. show about the joys of transgenderism, it would probably be difficult for him to admit that he'd been sold a bill of goods about how happy "transitioning" would make him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (MvHI3)

122 Thank heavens Chapelle's security team gave Lee a good tune up or there would have been nothing even resembling justice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (jTmQV)

123 iirc, the Jungian theory of humor says it has to do with superiority.


So making a normie the butt of a joke is OK, but making a wokester or some other politically correct type is verboten.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (f5Veu)

124 >>>It won't matter if apostate priests/bishops defy the excommunication order.


The Apostolic Signatura cares very deeply about such things. They may vacate the Excommunication but they won't let the Excommunication stand as legal and for a diocese to openly violate it.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (vl3oo)

125 98 >>>'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

Okay. Considered; rejected.
--the immensely talented and edgy comedian Dave Chappelle
Posted by: m at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (CRS/E)

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He should also run white people jokes by David Duke first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

126 "BREAKING: US Journalist @JackPosobiec has been detained by Swiss police. They refused to tell me the reason he and his team have been detained. He shares that police pointed guns at him and stopped him because he "looked suspicious".
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Meh. That's happened to me a couple of times. Belgians, Germans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (kPbVu)

127 Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (IzxvC)

I really appreciate that, but as far as letting people know I think that will have to wait until I get home-whenever that is-because I don't don't think I should be posting while in pain and/or on painkillers. Who knows what will come out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (Ut+C0)

128 Jack Posobiec looks suspicious but not Klaus Schwab...
OK then...
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Oh this is funny. I mean, it would be if it weren't a nazi rally taking place in full view, and they arrested a polish reporter and hauled him off and won't say where.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (mBUED)

129 >>> 99 I blame Putin! Or, maybe Trump!
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:54 PM (D04pU)

Don't forget Abbott.
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at May 23, 2022 02:55 PM (llON



Ahem.

Posted by: DeSantis' Cuban Wang says 15 is not his limit on Schnitzengruben at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (yQpMk)

130 92 Crooked judges in 1910 Mississippi who gave a pass to KKK members carrying out political terrorism are exactly the same as DAs in CA and OR giving a pass to Antifa and Chappelle's attacker.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 02:53 PM (i0wNm)

Same party too. And same ideas about race.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (BJKQV)
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True and for the same reason, political terrorism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (iDcra)

131 They may vacate the Excommunication

awesome

we need JC to start vacating some apostates, like yesterday in fact

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

132 Is the gun with its balls chopped off supposed to be some kind of subversive statement about how you can carry a gun around even in places where knives aren't allowed?

Because if so it is either the stupidest thing ever invented, or it's a level of pi squared dimensional intelligence only previously known to the planet Zaxxon.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (TSBXG)

133 'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

***

Steroidal raging out of control narcissism is the primary attribute of the alphabet community.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (wb1YC)

134 In American Republic 2.0, anyone who says he "identifies" as anything will be immediately dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

135 So making a normie the butt of a joke is OK, but making a wokester or some other politically correct type is verboten.
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 02:57 PM (f5Veu)

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There is something to that. Punching down, unless it is done carefully and very creatively, can just seem like you're being a dick.

Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (VJsqe)

136 Using a knife with a gun handle would be very awkward.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Still less likely to hit yourself in the nads than with nunchucks.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 02:59 PM (P1f+c)

137 These people (the "trans" community, etc.) should be institutionalized...but that institution should NOT be a university.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (S7une)

138 I get the only people who are allowed to be made fun of by the humorless left is conservative white males, and even then their comedy is not funny because-ummm-they'e just not funny people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (Ut+C0)

139 "Great Hera's Sideboob"

***
Gentlemen, you should have seen my Hera when she was young. She was enough to make a volcano erupt. Specifically mine.
Posted by: Zeus, in an honest moment at May 23, 2022
*
The incest thing is weird though. Made even weirder by the fact that some of Zeus's flings are with great great grandchildren and the like.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022


***
Yeah, when we studied Greek mythology in 8th grade, the whole "Zeus-Hera brother-sister" thing got left out.

Hera has always gotten bad press. All the stories have her punishing the girls Zeus dallied with (despite the fact that at least some of those girls had no choice in the matter). But Hera, at least originally, was *supposed* to be the guardian of women and of marriage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (txdEq)

140 I really appreciate that, but as far as letting people know I think that will have to wait until I get home-whenever that is-because I don't don't think I should be posting while in pain and/or on painkillers. Who knows what will come out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (Ut+C0)
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I cannot be the only one who thinks drugged up Fen should post away, right?

Seriously, though, my prayers are with you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (5pTK/)

141 "JackPosobiec has been detained by Swiss police."

Overdrew his Swiss bank account.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)

142 "I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect."



Next time, he should have a security guard who will blow your fucking head off as soon as your feet hit the stage.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (l9bFg)

143 First, he was charged with lenience. But that wasn't enough -- the "judge" let's him off with fake "probabtion," which means he was let off.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 02:56 PM (SfHsb)

DHS definition of Terrorism: The unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.

Sounds like Domestic Terrorism to me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (oHd/0)

144 121 60 It's almost like transgenders have underlying mental health issues that should probably be addressed first before telling them that they will be happy putting on a dress.
______________

Yep, that kid "Jazz" who had the t.v. "reality" show, is a great example of how "transitioning" doesn't really solve any problems, and often creates


If only we loved jazz more.

Saw 2 minutes of one episode where jazz was moaning that boys don't want to go out the jazz. Duhhhhh. Didja think it through? Thanks mom!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (d0b9J)

145 >'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'
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I suppose 'Sticks and stones...' is no longer learned by children. Poor, fragile darlings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (kPbVu)

146 28- okay, so let's posit a bionic neuron, capable of replacing damaged brain tissue and perfectly integrating with your brain. Over time, all your natural neurons are damaged and replaced (also all your physical parts with better/nigh everlasting or replaceable replacement parts). Once you are completely a robot, are you still you?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (fj2YZ)
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This shows up as a metaphysical question in science fiction all the time...

If you are "transported" (a la Star Trek), is the transported version actually you, or just a very well-made copy of the original? Could you theoretically "transport" indefinitely into the future? (they played around with this with Mr. Scott).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:01 PM (YIVH2)

147 Using a knife with a gun handle would be very awkward.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Its designed to neutralize your opponent by making him fall on the ground laughing.

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 03:01 PM (arJlL)

148 Oh this is funny. I mean, it would be if it weren't a nazi rally taking place in full view, and they arrested a polish reporter and hauled him off and won't say where.
Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (mBUED)
____________

Nacht und Nebel redux.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

149 I hope Weasel references that gun-knife for his next thread, LOL!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 03:01 PM (jTmQV)

150 Tranny outranks black in Wokeville

I think the woke stack right now is something like

Tranny
Gay
Upper Middle Class+ Winemom
Pedos
Black
Hispanic
White Women in general
[...infinite...]
White men

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

151 I don't don't think I should be posting while in pain and/or on painkillers. Who knows what will come out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 02:58 PM (Ut+C0)

Maybe some Mannix girls. You never know.

Well I supposed you could always quickly let some ron or ette friend know you're okay. However you do it, I will be on tenterhooks.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (TSBXG)

152 "If you are "transported" (a la Star Trek), is the transported version actually you, or just a very well-made copy of the original?"

This question was settled by Badger in Breaking Bad,

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (qpX6U)

153 Next time when someone says the science is settled: ahemm..man made global warming.

Headline:
Something weird is going on with our universe: Hubble detects changes in the rate of expansion that cannot be explained by current physics

Pull Quote:

NASA said astronomers are 'at a loss' to figure out why there are two different values, but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.

Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

154 Ace, I just love your intersections.

"Great Hera's Sideboob" is another winner.

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (QyPBX)

155
The jury convicted on 4 Counts!
The woke D.A. only wanted a mere 6 years!

But the cocksucking "judge" says that's too harsh for the antifa faggot.

5 years "probation."

Don't tell me AFUCKINGTHING about Buffalo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (SfHsb)

156 'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'

Now that idea is funny. I think you could do a great comic but with Dave getting advice on what is funny by special interest groups. They could hold up numbers like is the Olympics,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (Ut+C0)

157 Well I supposed you could always quickly let some ron or ette friend know you're okay. However you do it, I will be on tenterhooks.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (TSBXG)

Using "tenterhooks" correctly

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (BgMrQ)

158 'I wanted him to know that next time, he should consider first running his material by people it could affect.'
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I sure hope Ace ran his line by Hera before publishing it.
Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022


***
ZZZAP!!

"Uh, JJ, CBD? We haven't heard from Ace in a while. Maybe you'd better start your search with that smoking crater over there."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)

159 Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

Illegal aliens are still right at the top with tranny but it's a shootout.I used to keep and post a list but it's painful now with the draconian cbd-style spam rules.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (TSBXG)

160 NASA said astronomers are 'at a loss' to figure out why there are two different values, but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.
Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (G0vdT)
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Someone forgot to carry the 2...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (YIVH2)

161 Europeans are ahead of us in arresting Wrong Think, but its coming here very soon.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (2JoB8)

162
Saw 2 minutes of one episode where jazz was moaning that boys don't want to go out the jazz. Duhhhhh. Didja think it through? Thanks mom!


Yep, the next great tranny crusade is finding a way to make straight and "cis" gays have sex with them.

M>F trannies trying to force lesbians to suck their lady cocks was the first salvo.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (ESjRY)

163 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (Ut+C0)

Fen... Can I ask what kind of surgery you are having ?

Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

164 Who knows what will come out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Precisely.
It will be great commentary.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (pBly4)

165 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (BgMrQ)

It was either that or tinder hooks but I didn't want Fen to get the wrong idea.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (TSBXG)

166 Why would you ever use a gun that converts into a knife?

You're guaranteed to escalate the situation into the other person instantly shooting you if they are also armed.

Much better to carry a knife that converts into a gun.

"That's not a knife, this . . . is a kn . . . oh, wait, it's actually a Colt .45!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:05 PM (l9bFg)

167 Now that idea is funny. I think you could do a great comic but with Dave getting advice on what is funny by special interest groups. They could hold up numbers like is the Olympics,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:03 PM (Ut+C0)
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That sounds exactly like something Dave would have done back in his Chappelle Show days...It would have been hilarious. (they did something similar with the racial draft picks.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:05 PM (YIVH2)

168 the Manitowoc Minute makes fun of Midwestern whites and does it very well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:05 PM (Ut+C0)

169 Chappelle should make a skit, first, tell the funny joke. Then run the joke through the committee and tell the resulting joke.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (fj2YZ)

170 "That's not a knife, this . . . is a kn . . . oh, wait, it's actually a Colt .45!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:05 PM (l9bFg)

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Works Everytime

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (VJsqe)

171 Something weird is going on with our universe: Hubble detects changes in the rate of expansion that cannot be explained by current physics


So...the anomalous readings do they indicate the universe is expanding faster then expected or slower?

I have a theory the universe is actually closed, our current measurements are just a little off so far...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

172 He was born a boy, parents put him on puberty blockers early on, he developed a micro penis, which wasn't large enough to provide sufficient tissue to build the fake vagina. His neo-vag split apart right after the "transition" surgery as a result, and he had to have multiple surgeries to repair the damage.

Then he (now "she") became so depressed that he developed an eating disorder and gained over 100 pounds. He'd been accepted to college, but put off going so he could deal with his depression.
_______________

Good God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

173 Fen... Can I ask what kind of surgery you are having ?
Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

Something about broken glass being replaced...

A Defenestration

#ararar

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (BgMrQ)

174 "non woke comedians" In other words the funny ones.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (4TZI4)

175 NASA said astronomers are 'at a loss' to figure out why there are two different values, but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.
==
It does feel like someone stepped on the gas after Obama got elected.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (vAW2M)

176 He claims that while he was armed with the knife, he didn't ever "brandish" or "wield" it.

Is that true? Maybe that's true. If that's true, maybe Gascon has a decent reason to not charge him with assault with a deadly weapon.

Jeanine Pirro stated this on The Five right after the incident.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Shouldn't matter. Mere possession should be enough.
No different than if you drove the getaway car at a bank robbery where someone was killed. You're going down for murder even if you weren't in the building actively taking part. You were still there.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (Uh6Mj)

177 "Why would you ever use a gun that converts into a knife?"

You're homeless and you only have two dollars to offer at the pawn shop.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (qpX6U)

178 I think the woke stack right now is something like
Tranny
Gay
Upper Middle Class+ Winemom
Pedos
Black
Hispanic
White Women in general
[...infinite...]
White men
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)
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Not on list muslim which I would put at 2A. Illegal at 2C.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (iDcra)

179 "By this logic, I owe my career to Jonah Goldberg."

Are you responsible for stocking cruise buffets?

Posted by: JonahTheWhale at May 23, 2022 03:06 PM (mI89U)

180 Keep in mind: If we're not forced to celebrate the tranny deviants, they'll kill themselves.

No, you're not allowed to point out not one bit of scientific evidence supports that hypothesis.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (z83q6)

181 Sodomites have no sense of humor about their sodomy with non-sodomites.

They are only allowed to poke fun at their sodomy with other sodomites.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (VghRo)

182 Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 23, 2022 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

I don't know if I want to tell that to the sycophant press.

I am having cancer surgery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (Ut+C0)

183 Hard to defend Mulaney. He has allowed this all to fester.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (sX1BW)

184 If he charged him with parading, you would know he is serious.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (EpDzw)

185 I am having cancer surgery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (Ut+C0)

I'll pray for you... I forgot to get rid of my sock name LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (bs+z0)

186 166 Why would you ever use a gun that converts into a knife?

***

Suicide by cop accessory

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (kf6Ak)

187 NASA said astronomers are 'at a loss' to figure out why there are two different values, but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.
Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (G0vdT)
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One is probably in Imperial units, the other metric. NASA continually screws that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

188 rae (spookiest version) @raegan_givant

y'all ever hear ~12,000 people laugh at a transphobic joke, while you're a trans person in the audience who didn't know the transphobic comedian would make a surprise appearance at the John Mulaney show? yeah. wasn't fun. fuck you D.C.

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I know, right?

- Trump voter at any comedy show, concert, or school play.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (wBpKf)

189 If you are "transported" (a la Star Trek), is the transported version actually you, or just a very well-made copy of the original? . . .
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022


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In his novel Spock Must Die in '69 or so, James Blish had Dr. McCoy ask Kirk about that. He says the very ability to ask the question above might be its own answer. If the reconstituted person isn't you, McCoy says, "Then every time we put someone through the transporter, we're committing murder."

I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

190 Yeah, boinking some nasty-ass tranny in the festering amputatation wound is totally enticing and not at all gay.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (fj2YZ)

191 The first tranny I ever heard of, Dani Bunting*, went through this same cycle.

He was sure "becoming a woman" would make him happy. He got his parts cut off and found not only wasn't he happy he wasn't even really a woman.

And it f*cked up his life not surprisingly.

*An early video game developer.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

192 I am having cancer surgery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (Ut+C0)

{{{Fenelon}}}
Prayers for your healing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (kf6Ak)

193 Proggie/Wokesters cannot be self-effacing because they believe they are superior to all others.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 03:09 PM (f5Veu)

194 WEF Detainee Poso @JackPosobiec; 1h
Filming outside
Got questioned by plainclothes, gave passports and press creds, nbd
Later took break to charge equipment
WEF Stasi unit rolls up out of nowhere with MP5s drawn
Whole crew including myself frisked behind building
They left when SavSays showed up & started filming

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 03:09 PM (yikp0)

195 Gascon's failure to take action is just part of the evolutionary process. Security will now be armed. Shoot first, ask questions later. I am fine with this approach.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 23, 2022 03:09 PM (tjmGT)

196 Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (bs+z0)

Well, I am glad you are not really part of the sycophant press. Not that they' be sycophantic to me anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:09 PM (Ut+C0)

197 There's a fairly famous photograph of Japanese politician Inejiro Asanuma being stabbed on stage by someone who disagreed with his politics. This isn't any different. Dave Chappelle is lucky to be alive. Terrorist threat anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 23, 2022 03:09 PM (2Jd8G)

198 6 I've never heard of John Mulaney. But then I don't get out much.

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What you said.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (qfLjt)

199 We be proud to announce the Brattleborro Global warminng Museum is be now open. Only costs $50 per persin to attend and all proceedes will go to funding the Bratttleboro FART Tube program. What has yoour cummunity done to fight Globill Warming ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (B02Ba)

200 "The first tranny I ever heard of, Dani Bunting*, went through this same cycle."

First one I heard of was Walter Carlos. I don't know if he got surgery. I do know he never did any good music after that.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

201 Commies only killed a few hundred million people recently so it stands to reason they should be the ones who get decide what and who are "offensive" and what defines humor, tolerance and kindness.

We truly love in bizarro world.

It's like putting Ted Bundy in charge of a woman's shelter.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (yixAR)

202 Thanks, vmom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (Ut+C0)

203 I am having cancer surgery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM (Ut+C0)

Praying for you

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (VdGjU)

204 Dave Chappelle is lucky to be alive. Terrorist threat anyone? Anyone?

No different then burning a cross on someone's lawn or shooting into their house...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

205 How is the joke that he told "offensive"?

Every one of these lunatics say: "I'm a dude but I identify as a chick" or some variation of that. It's a simple statement of what they believe to be fact. "A identifies as B".

The joke, "I was attacked by a gun that identified as a knife" is the exact same thing in the exact same format. A simple statement that "A identifies as B".

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (l9bFg)

206 197 There's a fairly famous photograph of Japanese politician Inejiro Asanuma being stabbed on stage by someone who disagreed with his politics. This isn't any different. Dave Chappelle is lucky to be alive. Terrorist threat anyone? Anyone?
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I saved a copy of that photo.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (qfLjt)

207 Saw 2 minutes of one episode where jazz was moaning that boys don't want to go out the jazz. Duhhhhh. Didja think it through? Thanks mom!
___________

I've never seen the show. Only know about it from what I've read. But I think it would probably be psychologically impossible for this guy to admit that he'd been duped by the "trans" industry.

He spent literally his entire life being celebrated for being "trans," constantly told how special that made him, even given a t.v. show to showcase it. He was also told that everything he didn't like about himself would be "fixed" once he transitioned, and he believed it (and I'm not blaming him, he was a kid and everybody he trusted told him this).

Then the big day finally comes, and he goes through the surgery and not only does the surgery itself go horribly wrong, but he doesn't experience the magical "fixing" of all his personal issues that he'd been promised for so long.

It must have been devastating for him. No wonder he became so depressed and tried to eat his pain away. I don't fault him, because he didn't know any better. But I do fault all the adults who are still pushing this insanity on vulnerable kids.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (MvHI3)

208 So if it is not assault with a deadly weapon, it must me a Felony Concealed weapon.

Posted by: Sherriff Buford T Justice in hot pursuit at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (S+j2h)

209 Yo Clogginstein. What about the Skunks as pets Website ?????? You racist !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (woJx7)

210 Bishop: You are hereby excommunicated from the Catholic Church until you make the following penance.....
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 02:43 PM (vl3oo)

Technical point: Nancy got herself an automatic excommunication the first time she actively facilitated abortion as an elected representative.
Bp. Cordileone is just pointing out what the penalty is, and how to rehabilitate herself.

Posted by: sal at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (bJKUl)

211 I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."
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see what I'm saying!!!

at this point, what difference does it make

Posted by: CHTILLARY at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (R8HSQ)

212 I am having cancer surgery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:07 PM


Prayers, Fen. I'll pester St. Nektarios and a few others on your behalf.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (h6/n7)

213 In his novel Spock Must Die in '69 or so, James Blish had Dr. McCoy ask Kirk about that. He says the very ability to ask the question above might be its own answer. If the reconstituted person isn't you, McCoy says, "Then every time we put someone through the transporter, we're committing murder."

I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

I guess the instantaneous murder is what makes it 'no difference' . The movie The Prestige shows the perspective when it's not instantaneous.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (jNAzB)

214 We truly love in bizarro world.

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"Every man dies. Not every man truly loves ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (1iBXc)

215 I really get triggered by crazy cat lady jokes!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (rbKZ6)

216 rae (spookiest version) @raegan_givant

y'all ever hear ~12,000 people laugh at a transphobic joke, while you're a trans person in the audience who didn't know the transphobic comedian would make a surprise appearance at the John Mulaney show? yeah. wasn't fun. fuck you D.C.


I know, right?
- Trump voter at any comedy show, concert, or school play.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Fist bump 🤜🏻🤛🏻
-White Guy anywhere

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (Uh6Mj)

217 In the old day, if your civilization was conquered your enemies might convert your boys into eunuchs and sex toys.

Everything old is new again I suppose.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)

218 Looking at the weapon, Chapelle could easily have been killed by that psycho.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

219 214 "Every man dies. Not every man truly loves ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (1iBXc)

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A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

220 but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.

And biology!

Posted by: SCOTUS Appointee at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (8GBH4)

221 Prayers to you Fen. Thanks for the updates.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (GwxCX)

222 Fen, when is your procedure going to be?

We'll be here for you. And in our constant prayers.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (l9bFg)

223 I think it would be funny if Chappelle did a stand up titled "Why I Hate Trannies and Queers" for two solid hours.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (v31Ye)

224 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (l9bFg)

NO...It's No Math on the blog.

We are of the written word, diagramming is encouraged to promote clarity of thought.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (BgMrQ)

225 205
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!
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No, we promised No Math but we lied.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (qfLjt)

226 NASA said astronomers are 'at a loss' to figure out why there are two different values, but suggested we may have to rethink basic physics.
Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (G0vdT)
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One is probably in Imperial units, the other metric. NASA continually screws that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
===
When I was working for a PCB company we sent a soldering machine to the Netherlands and had all the temperature controllers set to centigrade and the set points set to 232 (450F). well the idiot service tech put the setpoint to 450C thinking what idiot put it at 232 it will never get molten. He's having a cig break and the foremen calmly says to the idiot, "Your machine it is on fire." The overtemps should have stopped that but didn't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (iDcra)

227 223 I think it would be funny if Chappelle did a stand up titled "Why I Hate Trannies and Queers" for two solid hours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (v31Ye)

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It would be two hours of, "Black people are the only real victims. All y'all need to shut up and stop trying to take my place at the top of the intersectionality stack."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

228 190 Yeah, boinking some nasty-ass tranny in the festering amputatation wound is totally enticing and not at all gay.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (fj2YZ)
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One of the cobs went into detail on that.
Apparently the male body perceives the "new hole" as a wound and constantly tries to heal it. Therefore it must be constantly attended to.
Maybe someone else remembers the icky details.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (pBly4)

229 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!
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Other than being a moderately entertaining academic exercise for word nerds, I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (YIVH2)

230 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (l9bFg)

all your phrasings are belong to us

Posted by: Sherriff Buford T Justice in hot pursuit at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (S+j2h)

231 My memory is excommunication has some serious implications for a political figure.

At least in medieval Europe, lesser nobles were no longer bound to serve nobles above them that were excommunicated and were generally pushed to rebel.

Of course any actual observant Catholic in FedGov likely is doing his/her best to "rebel" against Nazi Pelosi anyway I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (ESjRY)

232 A fake gun-knife is like a fat chick with small boobs.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (bNf8H)

233 So the Abortion argument from the left is..."What does it matter if we abort the child at birth or the child dies 90 years later"? Every person eventually dies..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (woJx7)

234 191 The first tranny I ever heard of, Dani Bunting*, went through this same cycle.

He was sure "becoming a woman" would make him happy. He got his parts cut off and found not only wasn't he happy he wasn't even really a woman.

____________

Renee Richards, the tranny tennis player from way back, said the same thing. He realized after the surgery that it wasn't the cure-all fix he'd been promised. And that he would never be a real woman.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (MvHI3)

235 "Every man dies. Not every man truly loves ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM


We rely on that.

Posted by: Cordell & Cordell at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (h6/n7)

236 229 Other than being a moderately entertaining academic exercise for word nerds, I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (YIVH2)

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Understanding how to organize your thoughts in intelligible ways is good, so it has a proper place in elementary schools.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

237 218 Looking at the weapon, Chapelle could easily have been killed by that psycho.

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Now I have heard that the flick knife was in a satchel and not in his hand when he attacked. What's the truth?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (qfLjt)

238 230 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:11 PM (l9bFg)

all your phrasings are belong to us
Posted by: Sherriff Buford T Justice in hot pursuit at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (S+j2h)

Put Phrasers on stun...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

239 Every man dies. Not every man truly loves ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 03:12 PM (1iBXc)

I could have got away with that one. Asshole.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (KhS2D)

240 Fen your always in my thoughts and prayers

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (2JoB8)

241 "I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences."

That's what one of my English teachers said after I used diagramming to show her a grammatical error she made.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (qpX6U)

242 First one I heard of was Walter Carlos. I don't know if he got surgery. I do know he never did any good music after that.

Surgery occured, and s/he did a lot of great music after that.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:16 PM (ZGrMX)

243 Put Phrasers on stun...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

Ohhh, that's very good; well done!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 23, 2022 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)

244 Chapelle sleeps with dogs, wakes up with ticks.
Film at 11

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:16 PM (3vQN0)

245 Renee Richards, the tranny tennis player from way back, said the same thing. He realized after the surgery that it wasn't the cure-all fix he'd been promised. And that he would never be a real woman.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM (MvHI3)

Renee Richards proved you could play tennis without balls.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:16 PM (jNAzB)

246 57 Mulaney had one of the funniest bits I have ever heard - The Salt and Pepper Diner. The set-up is first rate.

https://tinyurl.com/y8hkmkm7
Posted by: 496 at May 23, 2022 02:49 PM (VJsqe)

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You should see his bit on the Bittenbinder method. Once you know what it is, just the name of it will start you laughing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 03:16 PM (CAJOC)

247 "What does it matter if we abort the child at birth or the child dies 90 years later"?

The is the message of the The Green Knight.

The movie is quite well done but the message is nihilist in the extreme.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

248
Hera has always gotten bad press. All the stories have her punishing the girls Zeus dallied with (despite the fact that at least some of those girls had no choice in the matter). But Hera, at least originally, was *supposed* to be the guardian of women and of marriage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (txdEq)

The Greek gods are generally not responsible caretakers of their given spheres. Also dicks. The petty tyranny of normal people with godly powers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (b2nrj)

249 One of the cobs went into detail on that.
Apparently the male body perceives the "new hole" as a wound and constantly tries to heal it. Therefore it must be constantly attended to.
Maybe someone else remembers the icky details.
______________

We're trying to forget them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

250 >>>So...the anomalous readings do they indicate the universe is expanding faster then expected or slower?

Different depending on location. Specifically faster if you are near Earf and slower as you move away from Earf.

It would be interesting to find out the results in more detail to see how he measurements varied not only by distance but by direction. Maybe the effects of dark matter and dark energy aren't uniform.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (vl3oo)

251 What's the truth?

I don't know, sis.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (YBBAJ)

252 Speaking of woke retarded people..

A member of the BLMFL beat the shit out of an airport worker at Newark. But since the attacker is black and the victim is white, strangely the MSM is silent on the matter.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (3vQN0)

253 All the stories have her punishing the girls Zeus dallied with (despite the fact that at least some of those girls had no choice in the matter)

Hey...what's wrong with that?

Posted by: Islam at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

254 Different depending on location. Specifically faster if you are near Earf and slower as you move away from Earf.


Sick and tired of your shit earth.

Posted by: The rest of the universe at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

255 "I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences."

Challenge: Diagram three sentences from any O'Henry short story.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

256 250 >>>So...the anomalous readings do they indicate the universe is expanding faster then expected or slower?

Different depending on location. Specifically faster if you are near Earf and slower as you move away from Earf.

It would be interesting to find out the results in more detail to see how he measurements varied not only by distance but by direction. Maybe the effects of dark matter and dark energy aren't uniform.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (vl3oo)

Couldn't that just be a measurement distortion then?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (b2nrj)

257 So there are no tranny comedians who came make fun of themselves? I would think it would be a goldmine for silly humor. "I got my wang chopped off and a side effect was forgetting how to parallell park." or "I transitioned to a man and was written up by HR when I told my female boss "Calm down sugartits."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (Ut+C0)

258 Good luck Fen.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

259 247 The is the message of the The Green Knight.

The movie is quite well done but the message is nihilist in the extreme.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

========

I think you might have taken a message from that film that isn't actually there. Much like the poem, it's about becoming the model of bravery and accepting the consequences of one's actions without hesitation. His vision of his possible future ends up being an empty one where he brings the kingdom to ruin, not because life ending later is the same as ending sooner, but because he would not have been the great leader the country would need. He would have been impure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

260 One core notion in astronomy is that the rules of physics are the same everywhere. If that is NOT true that our understanding of everything is wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

261 It would be interesting to find out the results in more detail to see how he measurements varied not only by distance but by direction. Maybe the effects of dark matter and dark energy aren't uniform.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (vl3oo)
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I think that is one of the prevailing theories. The universe may not be as consistent as we think across the vastness of the cosmos. Some areas may have different values for fundamental constants, which is problematic for "universal" laws.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)

262 Hera's sideboob?

By Jove!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

263 It would be interesting to find out the results in more detail to see how he measurements varied not only by distance but by direction. Maybe the effects of dark matter and dark energy aren't uniform.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (vl3oo)
_____________

More likely they just screwed up the calibration of the instruments.

Research 101: if you get a bizarre result, double-check everything and make sure the result is reproducible before trying to explain it. 99% of the time the bizarre result is an artefact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

264
Maybe someone else remembers the icky details.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 03:14 PM


hopefully, they do not

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (ENBF0)

265 > One is probably in Imperial units, the other metric. NASA continually screws that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That was Lockheed Martin. JPL made their nav unit metric. LM did everything in imperial. Result is 125 million spacecraft careening into Mars' atmosphere.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (i0wNm)

266 I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

if I were to be murdered and instantly replaced by a clone, it would certainly make a difference to me.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (kf6Ak)

267 Great Hera's SIdeboob vs Great Ceasar's Ghost.

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

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vs. Great Googly Moogly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (1iBXc)

268 Maybe the effects of dark matter and dark energy aren't uniform.
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Why would they be. Its not like the regular matter energy is evenly distributed.

Verner Vinge - slow zone vs FTL zones in the universe. Zones of thought. Super intelligence possible in some areas not others. Part of the universe was a prison for an undying and impossibly malevolent intelligence.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies did we do that? at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (rCgED)

269 I think Biden's Brain is functioning at absolute zero based on the definition.

At zero kelvin (minus 273 degrees Celsius) the particles stop moving and all functioning disorder disappears............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (woJx7)

270 So there are no tranny comedians who came make fun of themselves? I would think it would be a goldmine for silly humor. "I got my wang chopped off and a side effect was forgetting how to parallell park." or "I transitioned to a man and was written up by HR when I told my female boss "Calm down sugartits."

Everything is deadly serious with these people.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (ZGrMX)

271 I prefer "a distinction without a difference".

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (KhS2D)

272 Earlier, others pointed out, they're sterilizing their own.

But here's the thing, they are creating forever-single, no children amoral monsters who hate society, have no real ties to that society and have nothing but time to climb and hold positions of power in that hated society.

What better way to rule us than with their army of eunuchs we either must choose to kill or submit to?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (z83q6)

273 if I were to be murdered and instantly replaced by a clone, it would certainly make a difference to me

Perhaps, but if we replaced POTATUS with any other potato would you notice a difference?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (ESjRY)

274
Maybe some Mannix girls. You never know.

Well I supposed you could always quickly let some ron or ette friend know you're okay. However you do it, I will be on tenterhooks.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:02 PM (TSBXG)

Speaking Mannix girls, what gives? Haven't seen any lately. I miss them.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (Qhnrt)

275 Couldn't that just be a measurement distortion then?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (b2nrj)



The Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (fvaUx)

276 259 247 The is the message of the The Green Knight.

The movie is quite well done but the message is nihilist in the extreme.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

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I think you might have taken a message from that film that isn't actually there. Much like the poem, it's about becoming the model of bravery and accepting the consequences of one's actions without hesitation. His vision of his possible future ends up being an empty one where he brings the kingdom to ruin, not because life ending later is the same as ending sooner, but because he would not have been the great leader the country would need. He would have been impure.
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Isn't the Green Knight an allusion to the Arthur Saga? A lot of smiting and smoting in that one. Never saw this film so Imma spitballing here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (8Sqzu)

277 "I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences."

Challenge: Diagram three sentences from any O'Henry short story.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)
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Here's some more that would be "fun" to diagram:

https://tinyurl.com/3zaw8cxb

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (YIVH2)

278 "I'm not sure there's much value in diagramming sentences."

Challenge: Diagram three sentences from any O'Henry short story.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)
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Nah. Diagram one of Kamala Sutra's sentences. But first, drink heavily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

279 Now I have heard that the flick knife was in a satchel and not in his hand when he attacked. What's the truth?
Posted by: Ciampino


Must have been. It wasn't surgically removed from his ass when they brought him in.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (Uh6Mj)

280 That was Lockheed Martin. JPL made their nav unit metric. LM did everything in imperial. Result is 125 million spacecraft careening into Mars' atmosphere.

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Air Canada Flight 143! at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (I2/tG)

281 Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 03:15 PM (2JoB

That's kind of you, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (Ut+C0)

282 I assume unidentified Super Black holes could alter measurements.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (jNAzB)

283 260 One core notion in astronomy is that the rules of physics are the same everywhere. If that is NOT true that our understanding of everything is wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23
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So, the sun did stand still for a day.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 03:23 PM (pBly4)

284 This is actually a quite tastefully done rendition of Mighty Hera and her . . .

https://tinyurl.com/Goddess-Hera-Sideboob

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:23 PM (l9bFg)

285 272 Earlier, others pointed out, they're sterilizing their own.

But here's the thing, they are creating forever-single, no children amoral monsters who hate society, have no real ties to that society and have nothing but time to climb and hold positions of power in that hated society.

What better way to rule us than with their army of eunuchs we either must choose to kill or submit to?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (z83q6)

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I use the term mule.

But these people, again, cannot operate outside of blue enclaves. They can join antifa (many already do), and then shit around in Portland. The second they go to the suburbs, they fold like cheap suits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

286 Zeus invented the golden shower.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 03:23 PM (yikp0)

287 "The first tranny I ever heard of, Dani Bunting*, went through this same cycle."
*
First one I heard of was Walter Carlos. I don't know if he got surgery. I do know he never did any good music after that.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022


***
When was Christine Jorgenson? Or was that a hoax?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (txdEq)

288 Maybe someone else remembers the icky details.
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There are all sorts of problems with the fake vaginas. They aren't made out of vaginal tissue (obviously) which is self-lubricating and elastic, so the neo-vaginas have to be constantly lubricated manually, and sex is . . . less than optimal . . . because of the nature of the tissue. Also, the man's body does recognize that the neo-vag is a surgical wound, and not an actual vagina, so the body will try to "heal" the wound by growing the sides back together. This is why "transition" surgeons have to periodically do more surgeries where they re-open the fake vagina. Then there is the fact that the neo-vag is more susceptible to infections and many other problems you don't want to know about this close to lunch.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (MvHI3)

289 Does anyone ever say “sidetit’” or is it only “sideboob?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (moRe/)

290 God must laugh at us dumb ass idiot humans when humans believe we can explain everything in this dimensional universe !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (woJx7)

291 275 Couldn't that just be a measurement distortion then?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (b2nrj)


The Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (fvaUx)

Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)

292 There's also the opposite - "small difference, but all the difference."

And possibly by far my least favorite expression of all time - "same difference". My brother says it and I want to punch him every time. The way he uses it, it literally doesn't mean anything. Using it in place of "same thing" is what really gores my nads.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (KhS2D)

293 "s/he did a lot of great music after that."

Counter-example: Tron soundtrack.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (qpX6U)

294 That was Lockheed Martin. JPL made their nav unit metric. LM did everything in imperial. Result is 125 million spacecraft careening into Mars' atmosphere.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (i0wNm)
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What kind of idiot would do anything like this in Imperial units?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

295 There are all sorts of problems with the fake vaginas
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You said a mouthful.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (KhS2D)

296 282 I assume unidentified Super Black holes could alter measurements.

True....... Stacey Abrams is the proof !

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (woJx7)

297 When was Christine Jorgenson? Or was that a hoax?

Wiki says not a hoax and early 1950s for the dick saw. Mileage may vary.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

298 What better way to rule us than with their army of eunuchs we either must choose to kill or submit to?

Its all fun and games until the peasants and Manchu show up.

Posted by: Chongzhen at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

299 276 Isn't the Green Knight an allusion to the Arthur Saga? A lot of smiting and smoting in that one. Never saw this film so Imma spitballing here.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (8Sqzu)

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Based on the ancient poem by Anonymous about Gawain meeting a challenge from the mysterious Green Knight. He cuts off the Knight's head, and the Knight challenges him afterwards to meet a year later to allow him to do the same thing to Gawain. The movie makes Gawain a far less pure character from the start than in tradition or the poem (he's a whoremonger, for instance), but the journey to the end is the same.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

300 The Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (fvaUx)

Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)
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Power it down, and then restart it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

301 Fenelon - Thoughts and prayers are with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (Mgbo4)

302 Counter-example: Tron soundtrack.

Strong disagree. One of my favorite soundtracks of all time.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

303 Zeus invented the golden shower.
==
Fusion GPS has been around a long time then.

Posted by: Soros at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (sLOOw)

304 That was Lockheed Martin. JPL made their nav unit metric. LM did everything in imperial. Result is 125 million spacecraft careening into Mars' atmosphere.

Tell us about it.
Posted by: Air Canada Flight 143! at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM


Take a gander at that, will ya...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 03:26 PM (h6/n7)

305 This is actually a quite tastefully done rendition of Mighty Hera and her . . .

https://tinyurl.com/Goddess-Hera-Sideboob
Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022


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She looks like an actress I've seen at some point. Beautiful, and beautiful use of color.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

306 he Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (fvaUx)

Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)
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Power it down, and then restart it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
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So turn the universe off and then turn it back on again? That's just crazy enough to be absolutely crazy, but also might work! How would we know?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:26 PM (YIVH2)

307
I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

if I were to be murdered and instantly replaced by a clone, it would certainly make a difference to me.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Think like a dinosaur.
https://tinyurl.com/4rk86r5c

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 03:26 PM (63Dwl)

308 "...and he turns around and shits in their faces..."

Maybe he thought you liked that sort of thing.

Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (gS3OW)

309 >>>Research 101: if you get a bizarre result, double-check everything and make sure the result is reproducible before trying to explain it. 99% of the time the bizarre result is an artefact.

Dude it's 30 years of data. I was in high school when they started. I could very likely be dead from old age before they can get enough data from Webb to verify the results. In the mean time it's time to toy with theories to explain the variation, so maybe some of Webb's time could be spent testing that out as it's verifying the results of Hubble.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (vl3oo)

310 Guys a homo.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

311 Power it down, and then restart it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)



May 23, 2022 At 03:25 PM May 23rd 2022 the Large Hadron Collider attains sentience..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (fvaUx)

312 Why are there no transgenders in space? Because there's zero drag

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (Ut+C0)

313 Does anyone ever say “sidetit’” or is it only “sideboob?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022


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I think the latter term implies that there is some, uh, volume there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (txdEq)

314 The Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:22 PM (fvaUx)

Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


My old grandmother used to say anything mechanical, give it a good bash.

Posted by: Colin Maud at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (7uHaa)

315 Isn't the Green Knight an allusion to the Arthur Saga

Dev Patel plays Sir Gawain nephew of Arthur and potential successor to him.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

316 Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether

I always read that as "Large Hardon Collider", which the NYT famously printed.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

317 But here's the thing, they are creating forever-single, no children amoral monsters who hate society, have no real ties to that society and have nothing but time to climb and hold positions of power in that hated society.

What better way to rule us than with their army of eunuchs we either must choose to kill or submit to?


Here's the good news.

They are a small percentage of people. Half will kill themselves. Of the half that don't, 50% will be men that are taking testosterone suppressing drugs, the other 50% will be women taking testosterone.

Not exactly a formidable foe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (v31Ye)

318 272 Earlier, others pointed out, they're sterilizing their own.But here's the thing, they are creating forever-single, no children amoral monsters who hate society, have no real ties to that society and have nothing but time to climb and hold positions of power in that hated society.What better way to rule us than with their army of eunuchs we either must choose to kill or submit to?Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 03:21 PM (z83q6)

Well put and on point. Thank you.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (2Jd8G)

319 Great Hera's SIdeboob vs Great Ceasar's Ghost.

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Why did I read that in Commissioner Gordon's and Adam West's voices?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Uh6Mj)

320 Take a gander at that, will ya...

Gimili. The pilots figured out how to glide a 767 from 41,000 feet and successfully land it at a disused RCAF base.

Posted by: Air Canada Flight 143! at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (I2/tG)

321 I think that is one of the prevailing theories. The universe may not be as consistent as we think across the vastness of the cosmos. Some areas may have different values for fundamental constants, which is problematic for "universal" laws.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)

I consider universal laws like I do man-made climate change.

NOT settled science. And the latter, not really science, but politics.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Qhnrt)

322 What kind of idiot would do anything like this in Imperial units?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM


If G*d had meant for Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (a3Q+t)

323 But here's the thing, they are creating forever-single, no children amoral monsters who hate society, have no real ties to that society and have nothing but time to climb and hold positions of power in that hated society.

Also, if they started with puberty blockers pre-puberty, they'll never have any sex drive or sexual function. No orgasm ever, just like when you're married *ba-dum TSS*.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (ZGrMX)

324 LOL. Sad and pathetic-
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
MAGAs once again think they have proof Hillary did the Russia scandal--and once again they are full of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/y6v4jbjr

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (NpAcC)

325 99% of the time the bizarre result is an artefact.

One interesting problem with modern science is that for some "science" people are strongly pressured to make sure any results differing from the expected results are found to be "bad data"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)

326 The ultra conservative HotAir is hoping Dems get momentum from a Roe decision.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (3vQN0)

327 ---
So turn the universe off and then turn it back on again? That's just crazy enough to be absolutely crazy, but also might work! How would we know?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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All of your passwords would be lost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (7uHaa)

328 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

Didn't the movie start off with him in a whore house?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:30 PM (jNAzB)

329 I think Spock's comment was, "A difference which makes no difference is no difference."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022
*
if I were to be murdered and instantly replaced by a clone, it would certainly make a difference to me.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


***
True. To be fair to Blish, I may be remembering the Spock quote from a totally different scene in the novel, one that has nothing to do with McCoy's philosophical questions about the transporter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

330 Wolfus, I agree. Which is why I prefer the word “boob” to “tit” — seems to imply more roundness
and fullness.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 03:30 PM (moRe/)

331 If God put the universe into hibernation mode when he had other stuff to do, would we notice?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:30 PM (fvaUx)

332 Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)
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Power it down, and then restart it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
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Ctrl-Alt-Delete it!

Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (G0vdT)

333 Dude it's 30 years of data. I was in high school when they started. I could very likely be dead from old age before they can get enough data from Webb to verify the results. In the mean time it's time to toy with theories to explain the variation, so maybe some of Webb's time could be spent testing that out as it's verifying the results of Hubble.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (vl3oo)
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Frankly I don't care if it's 300 years of data. The odds on our wasting our time explaining the "variation" are very good indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

334 I would imagine that Dave Chappelle is getting a little red pilled? Isn't that the term? I don't think comedians like being told by leftists what they can and cannot make fun of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (Ut+C0)

335 So turn the universe off and then turn it back on again? That's just crazy enough to be absolutely crazy, but also might work! How would we know?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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All of your passwords would be lost.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022


***
Install a universe-sized version of CCleaner and make sure *not* to check the "Clear Passwords" box. Solved!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)

336 One interesting problem with modern science is that for some "science" people are strongly pressured to make sure any results differing from the expected results are found to be "bad data"

Right. The climate models that have correctly predicted the climate over the last 25 years have all been silenced in favor of the WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE UNLESS SOMEONE RELEASES AL GORE'S CHAKRA ones.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)

337 Or perhaps the question is, Does the material universe exist if God isn't paying attention to it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (fvaUx)

338 Ahem. I believe the proper term is "sideteat."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (jYQlA)

339 Here's the good news.

They are a small percentage of people. Half will kill themselves. Of the half that don't, 50% will be men that are taking testosterone suppressing drugs, the other 50% will be women taking testosterone.

Not exactly a formidable foe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

They want to start a revolution. They can't even start a lawn mower.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (Uh6Mj)

340 This makes me want to blast the first 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious at intense volumes as I drive through the Castro District.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (zhIFC)

341 Would you want a fighting knife in a L shape with blade on one side handle on the other?i

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (2JoB8)

342 Fenelon, best to you, may you recover quickly.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (F1vmP)

343 Well just whack it a few times with the wrench then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

TRINITY ATOMIC TEST SITE

Fermi: "You realize that this might start a chain reaction that destroys the planet, don't you?"

Oppenheimer: "Yes"

Fermi: "So . . . "

Oppenheimer: *pushes button to initiate test* "I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (l9bFg)

344 How many morons eat raw eggs? This is cereal question.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (8Sqzu)

345 Who was the comedian who was an atheist who died some years ago?. I imagine he wouldn't be all on the transgender bandwagon and would mock it to hell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (Ut+C0)

346 338 Ahem. I believe the proper term is "sideteat."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM (jYQlA)

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Only if you're Amish.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (CAJOC)

347 The Large Hadron Collider has disturbed the aether.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022


***
Whenever I see that word, I think of dinosaurs. Hadrosaurs stumbling around and "colliding" with each other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)

348 How many morons eat raw eggs? This is cereal question.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:32 PM (8Sqzu)



By themselves ala Rocky? Or in a beverage?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (fvaUx)

349 I think sidetit is just tit from the side. Sideboob to me implies no nip.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (jrata)

350 Why did I read that in Commissioner Gordon's and Adam West's voices?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Uh6Mj

"Great Caesar's Ghost" was Perry White, the editor of The Daily Planet from Superman

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (mR6Gs)

351 Who was the comedian who was an atheist who died some years ago?

George Carlin?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (v31Ye)

352 Ahem. I believe the proper term is "sideteat."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 03:31 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Sidemammiformprotuberance at May 23, 2022 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

353 For those thinking "it will never happen again", tomorrow is the one week anniversary of the Pennsylvania election and they are still "counting" votes.

Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (D04pU)

354 One interesting problem with modern science is that for some "science" people are strongly pressured to make sure any results differing from the expected results are found to be "bad data"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)
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True. The scientific approach is not to reject data because they are unexpected, but rather to double-check the validity of the data. You could be on the verge of an important discovery, or you could be wasting your time on an artifact. You need to drill down to figure out which is the case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

355 Only if you're Amish.

There's a funny video going around recently of an Amish drunk driver (their horse crashes into a police car, and there's a case of Bud Light in the buggy).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

356 By themselves ala Rocky? Or in a beverage?
--------------
Straight up suck an egg.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (8Sqzu)

357 So are we winning the playground shouting match?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (3aLWR)

358 > "Tucks under."

So it's sort of a "trans-knife"?

> y'all ever hear ~12,000 people laugh at a transphobic joke

I've heard many people laugh at a good "white people" joke told by black comedians.

I laughed too. Because I'm not a fragile little lunatic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (bW8dp)

359 Why are there no transgenders in space? Because there's zero drag
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM

Well played.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (GwxCX)

360 Install a universe-sized version of CCleaner and make sure *not* to check the "Clear Passwords" box. Solved!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Oh. Crap.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (Uh6Mj)

361 "By this logic, I owe my career to Jonah Goldberg."

Spit-take!

You're the best, Ace.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (VDbGO)

362 >>> 353 For those thinking "it will never happen again", tomorrow is the one week anniversary of the Pennsylvania election and they are still "counting" votes.
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (D04pU)

See! Biden won by a margin of 400 million votes!!

Posted by: Democratic Underground at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (llON8)

363 ***
Install a universe-sized version of CCleaner and make sure *not* to check the "Clear Passwords" box. Solved!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
----

Yeah, but the periodic cosmic 'Update' pop-up would be annoying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (7uHaa)

364 I thought we all agreed underboob was better than side boob?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (3aLWR)

365 Chapelle will continue being 100% a Democrat and think white men are the devil. So lolgf, I hope he gets attacked at every show from now on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (3vQN0)

366 Thanks, runner and anyone else I missed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (Ut+C0)

367 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (bW8dp)

It's like how we used to laugh when they claimed Bush and Trump "stole" their elections.

Mention their guy did it and they want to put you in jail.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (/NOHf)

368 Dude it's 30 years of data. I was in high school when they started. I could very likely be dead from old age before they can get enough data from Webb to verify the results. In the mean time it's time to toy with theories to explain the variation, so maybe some of Webb's time could be spent testing that out as it's verifying the results of Hubble.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (vl3oo)

It could be a measurement error that is created systematically by our tools or the transmission of light over those distances. Unless it wasn't happening previously and then started happening. If "x happens more the farther away things are from our measuring position" I'm inclined to think it is our ability to measure that is at issue.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (b2nrj)

369 've heard many people laugh at a good "white people" joke told by black comedians.

I laughed too. Because I'm not a fragile little lunatic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (bW8dp)



Florp was funny

https://ytube.io/3SzA

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (fvaUx)

370 one place I heard them saying the attacker had the knife in his pocket, not in his hand when he attacked. I suppose that would make a pretty big difference in charges.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

371 I read Chappelle is super mad that his attacker isn't getting any felony charges.

But then I remembered that Chappelle voted for/promotes the commie lefties in everything *but* his LGBTQ+ jokes so I thought "Fuck him."

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (YVBLw)

372 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (3vQN0)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (/NOHf)

373 371 I read Chappelle is super mad that his attacker isn't getting any felony charges.

But then I remembered that Chappelle voted for/promotes the commie lefties in everything *but* his LGBTQ+ jokes so I thought "Fuck him."
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (YVBLw)

==========

The criminal element are the only anointed now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

374 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:35 PM (3aLWR)

Better for motorboating, that's for certain.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (zhIFC)

375 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (bW8dp)

You might be a redneck ....

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:37 PM (jNAzB)

376 3 For those thinking "it will never happen again", tomorrow is the one week anniversary of the Pennsylvania election and they are still "counting" votes.
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (D04pU)

Yup. This is the warmup to the big November cheat. It's coming.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (Qhnrt)

377 We need a federal Law that any votes for a federal election must counted by midnight of election
Day. Any votes not counted by then are null and void.

If Canada and France can count their votes in a couple of hours we can do it too. Fuck this week long count bullshit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (3vQN0)

378 Who was the comedian who was an atheist who died some years ago?

Christopher Hitchens?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (YBBAJ)

379 Prayers, Fen', and for a quick recovery.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (wBpKf)

380 Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (3vQN0

You've been to shows and know that he thinks white men are the devil, cause no white people ever attend his shows? No room for political conversion in your universe, eh? They're all just forever damned and you hope they get attacked at every single show? I find this a joyless POV.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (Ut+C0)

381 377 We need a federal Law that any votes for a federal election must counted by midnight of election
Day. Any votes not counted by then are null and void.

If Canada and France can count their votes in a couple of hours we can do it too. Fuck this week long count bullshit.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (3vQN0)

Week long? Optimist!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (b2nrj)

382 Wait a minute. If everyone on the Left is entitled to beat the shit out of people whenever they are "triggered," shouldn't the political Right enjoy the same benefits? I mean, LibTards mock us all day, every day, don't they? So, can we just start beating the shit out of all of our critics, from CNN and MSNBC to everyone in Hollywood?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (VDbGO)

383 Who played Hera in the episodes of Kevin Sorbo's Hercules? I remember Alexandra Tydings as Aphrodite, and the actress who played Discord, but not Hera.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (txdEq)

384 It could be a measurement error that is created systematically by our tools or the transmission of light over those distances. Unless it wasn't happening previously and then started happening. If "x happens more the farther away things are from our measuring position" I'm inclined to think it is our ability to measure that is at issue.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:36 PM (b2nrj)


What if the speed of light was not, in fact, a constant but rather varied with the density of gravity, that is, light moves faster when the gravity is strongest? Would we be able to tell and would it make any difference in our physics?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (fvaUx)

385 >>>What kind of idiot would do anything like this in Imperial units?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:24 PM

>>>If G*d had meant for Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

If they wanted anyone normal to use metric they should have.

1. Kept Fahrenheit it's much better day to day use of temperature.
2. Made the meter such that g = 10m/s2
3. Come up with a decent standard measure of pressure such as making the Pascal 1N/cm2

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (vl3oo)

386 What has yoour cummunity done to fight Globill Warming ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein

Got home from our impromptu road trip this morning. Fired up the wood stove to warm the house up. Burned my paper garbage in the burn barrel. Fired up the gasoline lawnmower and mowed some pasture area. Fired up the 2 stroke weed eater and took out some weeds. Going to eat lunch and then grab the chainsaw and cut in the log pile for awhile. Probably throw another log in the stove before just because.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (tjmGT)

387 So the moral of the story is off you're attacking someone and don't want to go to jail, identify as a tranny and claim the person oppressed you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (3aLWR)

388 Don't get me started on "underteat.". It's a whole thing...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (jYQlA)

389 Now this whole leftist maniacal hatred of Tucker is fully explained.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (Pj9mr)

390 I've heard many people laugh at a good "white people" joke told by black comedians.

I laughed too. Because I'm not a fragile little lunatic.


MISTAH FAB from Oakland did a video fifteen years ago mocking white people who furiously try to glom onto the latest black cultural trend.

It was hilarious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (I2/tG)

391 There's a funny video going around recently of an Amish drunk driver (their horse crashes into a police car, and there's a case of Bud Light in the buggy).
Posted by: Ian S.


I like the Slim Jim Amish commercial.
Amish guy stops in his buggy next to two black guys standing next to a broke down vehicle. Asks them if the need a ride.

Next scene, the two guys are in the buggy and one says, "I gotta ask. What's it like living without the internet?"

Amish guy replies, "It's ok. I get pictures of your mom in the mail".

Took the second guy a second to register that a "shot had been fired". LOL

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 03:40 PM (Uh6Mj)

392 I would call Christopher Hitchens a journalist and a satirist, but not a comedian. And, for a socialist, the man really was pretty damned honest and principled.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 23, 2022 03:40 PM (VDbGO)

393 I thought we all agreed underboob was better than side boob?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022


***
I have absolutely positively no problem with either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:40 PM (txdEq)

394 Renee Richards proved you could play tennis without balls.

Particularly fuzzy balls.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (qfLjt)

395 I look at the picture of the knife and think, "I wonder if there is an easy way to get shot?"

Posted by: Picric at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (U58QS)

396 Chappelle is like people in Minneapolis and Seattle who lurved them some defund the police. And then even when crime skyrocketed they still re elected all the left wing city council members.

So yeah my sympathy meter is right at zero point zero for old Dave.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (3vQN0)

397 Throw gp That Whammy at May 23, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

*swoon*
sentence diagramming and O. Henry (William Sydney Porter) in one comment!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (REJkJ)

398 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr)

399 The Yardbirds had a good song called "Over, Under, Sideways, Down".

Now I'm thinking it might have been about boobs.

It's all good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (bW8dp)

400 394 245 Renee Richards proved you could play tennis without balls.

Particularly fuzzy balls.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:42 PM (qfLjt)

401 398 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr


Someone tell Roy about knee sock boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:42 PM (3aLWR)

402 {{{Fenelon}}}
Prayers for your healing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 03:42 PM (arJlL)

403 1. Kept Fahrenheit it's much better day to day use of temperature.
_____________

Fahrenheit temperature is ridiculous. Fahrenheit chose an ice-salt mixture (the coldest thing he could generate) as 0 F, and the melting point of butter (!) as 100 F.

The only reason it may seem better for day to day use is that it's familiar to us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

405 Is this suspicious?

RECOMBINANT POXVIRUS BASED VACCINE AGAINST SARS-CoV-2 VIRUS

https://patents.justia.com/patent/20210260182

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (kf6Ak)

406 What if the speed of light was not, in fact, a constant but rather varied with the density of gravity, that is, light moves faster when the gravity is strongest? Would we be able to tell and would it make any difference in our physics?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM (fvaUx)

That would to me suggest more that gravity doesn't really warp space and so has limited impact on light. It'd be very difficult for us to verify a lot of how things work, as opposed to simply lining up "this theory matches what we see'.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (b2nrj)

407 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:38 PM (Ut+C0)

Not for nothing but I don't see a political conversion in Davey's future either. Some lefties will get mugged by reality until the day they die and take it out on me.

Tired of it. If Chapelle wants to change then let him do that and everything can be reassessed. For now I am not to be reduced to my skin color, no matter what he or any of his occasionally funny shit commie racist ilk say.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (q4sKF)

408 401 398 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr


Someone tell Roy about knee sock boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:42 PM (3aLWR)


I'm old enough to remember those National Geographic magazines. Pickin' were slim back then.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (Pj9mr)

409 398 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr)

So true!

Posted by: Pete Butt and juggs at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (vN+oL)

410 365 Chapelle will continue being 100% a Democrat and think white men are the devil. So lolgf, I hope he gets attacked at every show from now on.
----------------
Chappelle was re-educated to not be a universal comedien but rather a BLM comedien. The original Chappelle was great. The new Soviet Man Chapelle is ha ha funny now and again. Too bad. He once was great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)

411 Is this suspicious?

RECOMBINANT POXVIRUS BASED VACCINE AGAINST SARS-CoV-2 VIRUS


CoV-2 is the original SARS, I'd be surprised if they hadn't come up with something against it 20 years later.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (ZGrMX)

412 PostePosted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM

I think Physicists say light does not increase its speed as it is pulled into a black hole but this layperson sees this as contradictory.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (jNAzB)

413 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi

Did you look ?

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (arJlL)

414 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr

Come here, big boy...

Posted by: Nancy "Great Boob" Pelosi at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Xz7Fn)

415 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)


Nailed it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (3aLWR)

416 413 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi

Did you look ?
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (arJlL)

========

It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

417 The walls are starting to crumble.

But as they fall we need Obama and the people behind him. Obama facilitated the Russia hoax, and it was done at the behest of a cabal of money movers.

Need them all.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (LyTO1)

418 414 Just like with a blowjob, there is no "bad boob".
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 03:41 PM (Pj9mr

Come here, big boy...
Posted by: Nancy "Great Boob" Pelosi at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Xz7Fn)

Don't look down.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Pj9mr)

419 That would to me suggest more that gravity doesn't really warp space and so has limited impact on light.


I was thinking that it would mean the Universe is a lot smaller than we think. At least in miles. I guess lightyears would stay the same.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (fvaUx)

420 lol

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (arJlL)

421 Biden belongs on Mt Rushmore. He is the greatest president ever

Posted by: Kaye in Maine at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (F+uXE)

422 Is this suspicious?

RECOMBINANT POXVIRUS BASED VACCINE AGAINST SARS-CoV-2 VIRUS

https://patents.justia.com/patent/20210260182
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (kf6Ak)


Jail! Straight to jail with you!

Posted by: Nina Jankowicz at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (S8gsF)

423 392 I would call Christopher Hitchens a journalist and a satirist, but not a comedian. And, for a socialist, the man really was pretty damned honest and principled.
----------------
Yep. Met him briefly in Heathrow. Nice guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (8Sqzu)

424
very tardy Alternate Post Title:

Behold: The Twinkie Trigger Defense

"Because I was triggered" is now a legal defense.
Just like the "Chewbacca Defense."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (SfHsb)

425 And I bet Dave Chappelle could pobably make some quite funny jokes about BLM. He certainly did about Juicy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (Ut+C0)

426 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM

I found it. It was right where you left it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 03:46 PM (GwxCX)

427 "Because I was triggered" is now a legal defense.
Just like the "Chewbacca Defense."


It was important for Ace to end up at a Jonah Goldberg joke with this post, YOU SEE.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (ZGrMX)

428 412 PostePosted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 03:39 PM

I think Physicists say light does not increase its speed as it is pulled into a black hole but this layperson sees this as contradictory.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:44 PM (jNAzB)

Officially it isn't pulled into a black hole, but enters a room with an entrance but no exits.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (b2nrj)

429 Posted by: Sam Adams at May 23, 2022 03:40 PM (VDbGO)

No; This guy I'm thinking of really was a stand up comic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (Ut+C0)

430 4 misdemeanors?

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (0OP+5)

431 > The Yardbirds had a good song called "Over, Under, Sideways, Down".

https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=L4DdAs0PddQ


(remove space)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (bW8dp)

432 Dave Chappelle had the stones to call out Juicy Smollett. It was hilarious.
Dave Chappelle has f u cash.
Dave Chappelle ain't changin' a thing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (jTmQV)

433 >>>Frankly I don't care if it's 300 years of data. The odds on our wasting our time explaining the "variation" are very good indeed.

Frankly I don't care how good the odds are we are wasting time explaining. I'd much rather waste some scientists time coming up with explanations X Y and Z that prove unnecessary then waste 30 years of of the whole of humanities time for scientific advancement verifying the data then finding out the data is real, then finding out we "should" have been testing for theory X Y and Z while we were verifying the data, but now we need to start that and it's going to take Another 30 years. Scientist theorizing time is very cheap compared to the cost of inaction even if the possibility is remote.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:48 PM (vl3oo)

434 I could hear more about quality sideboob

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (XvPQV)

435 Yep, that kid "Jazz" who had the t.v. "reality" show, is a great example of how "transitioning" doesn't really solve any problems, and often creates


If only we loved jazz more.

Saw 2 minutes of one episode where jazz was moaning that boys don't want to go out the jazz. Duhhhhh. Didja think it through? Thanks mom!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2022 03:00 PM (d0b9J)
**********
The parents should be locked up. Why would any boy want to date Jazz? They've turned Jazz into a mental mess. No matter how many surgeries Jazz has, Jazz will never be able to have a child.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (NpAcC)

436 No; This guy I'm thinking of really was a stand up comic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (Ut+C0)


Sam kineson?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (3aLWR)

437 The Twinkle Defense, like many other things we all "know", was another commie lie by our esteemed truth seeking media.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (Xz7Fn)

438 Mikethemoose, take a look at "Einstein Lost Key" written by Alexander Unzicker.

He's an arrogant prick of a German physicist but he has some very interesting ideas about the speed of light and gravity.

He also wrote: "Bankrupting Physics" and "The Higgs Fake", both of which I thought were very good.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (b0qSM)

439 Is this suspicious?

RECOMBINANT POXVIRUS BASED VACCINE AGAINST SARS-CoV-2 VIRUS

https://patents.justia.com/patent/20210260182
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (kf6Ak)
____________

It's an application (not an issued patent) that claims priority back to a provisional application that was filed Feb. 26, 2020. So, not suspicious at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

440 I think Physicists say light does not increase its speed as it is pulled into a black hole but this layperson sees this as contradictory.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022


***
I'm a layman too. But the current theory, I believe, is that light cannot move faster than light -- but it can gain in energy and frequency. That might be what happens as it vanishes into a black hole.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)

441
Ace: "The media is literally creating the moral panic that will set off the next lunatic to attack Chappelle or another comedian. (Or a politician.)"

This is why I call them Twitter Imams, issuing daily Fatwas to their jihadi "followers."

They know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (SfHsb)

442 Officially it isn't pulled into a black hole, but enters a room with an entrance but no exits.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM

This is the story of Madonna and her plastic replica vajayjay isn't it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (GwxCX)

443 385
>>>If G*d had meant for Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

But he only gave us 10 fingers and 10 toes, not 9 or 12.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (qfLjt)

444 This brings up something I have often wondered. Every time I see something about a bisexual man, I have to ask: who the hell are these women who are willing to spread their legs for these half-men? If you want someone that effeminate, I'm sure you can find a relatively pretty lesbian.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (RXE8a)

445 What about sidesnizz?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (moRe/)

446 Come here, big boy...
Posted by: Nancy "Great Boob" Pelosi at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Xz7Fn)
Don't look down.
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 23, 2022 03:45 PM (Pj9mr)

You old sailor you! You old motorboating S.O.B!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (VghRo)

447
The only reason it may seem better for day to day use is that it's familiar to us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

_________

Outside the lab I never thought about Celcius.

Inside the lab I never thought about Fahrenheit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 03:51 PM (/U27+)

448 The parents should be locked up. Why would any boy want to date Jazz? They've turned Jazz into a mental mess. No matter how many surgeries Jazz has, Jazz will never be able to have a child.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (NpAcC)
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The surgeons should also be locked up for doing this. He needed a psychiatrist, not a surgeon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2022 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

449 But he only gave us 10 fingers and 10 toes, not 9 or 12.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (qfLjt)



Yes ... err ... quite.

Posted by: Zoroastrian Shapeshifters at May 23, 2022 03:51 PM (fvaUx)

450 Take a gander at that, will ya...

Gimili. The pilots figured out how to glide a 767 from 41,000 feet and successfully land it at a disused RCAF base.
Posted by: Air Canada Flight 143! at May 23, 2022 03:29 PM


Crap. Wrong one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 03:51 PM (h6/n7)

451 The parents should be locked up. Why would any boy want to date Jazz? They've turned Jazz into a mental mess. No matter how many surgeries Jazz has, Jazz will never be able to have a child.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (NpAcC)


Really? Cuz the dude looks pregnant.

Posted by: Wally at May 23, 2022 03:51 PM (S8gsF)

452
When that left wing cocksucker "suggested" that "someone who is dying" should assassinate a Court Justice because they have nothing to lose, he was issuing a Fatwa for someone to do just that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 03:52 PM (SfHsb)

453
noooooood


Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 03:52 PM (SfHsb)

454 Don't look now, but Dr. Kissinger is speaking at Davos.
He's saying we ought to dial down the whole poking the Russian bear thing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 03:52 PM (jTmQV)

455
Sorry, but what women are attracted to bisexual guys?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 03:52 PM (/U27+)

456 Noodus missionaria

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (txdEq)

457
Sam kineson?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 03:49 PM (3aLWR)

Not the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (Ut+C0)

458 266 if I were to be murdered and instantly replaced by a clone, it would certainly make a difference to me.

no, it wouldn't. you'd be programmed not to notice.

Posted by: zaphod beeblebrox at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

459 Woke is the pus in the pustule.

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (0OP+5)

460 If you want someone that effeminate, I'm sure you can find a relatively pretty lesbian.
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (RXE8a)


You can? Where?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (S8gsF)

461 Every time I see something about a bisexual man, I have to ask: who the hell are these women who are willing to spread their legs for these half-men? If you want someone that effeminate, I'm sure you can find a relatively pretty lesbian.

There are masculine bi men and feminine bi women, in much the same way that you can meet a gay or lesbian couple and quickly suss out which one's the husband and which one's the wife.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)

462 Officially it isn't pulled into a black hole, but enters a room with an entrance but no exits.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 03:47 PM (b2nrj)

Other objects are pulled into a black hole so I don't understand why light wouldn't be also. IIRC the theory is some of these objects are pulled in at the speed of light or faster. That again seems contradictory to position that speed of light does not increase. Again disclaimer: dumbass layperson .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:56 PM (jNAzB)

463 The best thing about this story is the righteous beatdown Chapelle and his security gave this joker.

Get your justice, they AG in LA ain't gonna give you none.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 03:56 PM (XvPQV)

464 @ace Jonah says you’re welcome for your career and that he will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Jake Speed at May 23, 2022 03:56 PM (Xn549)

465 #423 Puddin Head,

I will never forget Hitchens being on Bill Maher's show, and mocking Bill's audience as a bunch of low-information, low IQ "trained seals." They were booing and cat-calling him, so he gave them the single-digit salute.

https://tinyurl.com/4ws444d7

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 23, 2022 03:57 PM (VDbGO)

466 The parents should be locked up. Why would any boy want to date Jazz? They've turned Jazz into a mental mess. No matter how many surgeries Jazz has, Jazz will never be able to have a child.
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He's got more problems than that (beyond now being depressed and obese, that is). He reportedly had to have three additional surgeries on his fake vagina, after it split apart hours after the transition surgery. His "neo-vag" probably looks pretty scary after all those surgeries.

Then there is the fact that Jazz started taking puberty blockers as a young child (which is what caused him to develop the micro penis). Doctors say that when kids who are too young to have experienced orgasm start taking puberty blockers, they are often never able to achieve orgasm as they advance into puberty and adulthood, and many also become infertile.

So there is a good possibility that not only will Jazz not be able to achieve orgasm during sex (assuming he can find somebody who wants to have sex with him), he also may not be able to father children as a "woman."

This guy is going to be both physically and mentally screwed up for life. And it didn't have to happen.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 03:58 PM (MvHI3)

467
But he only gave us 10 fingers and 10 toes, not 9 or 12.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 03:50 PM (qfLjt)

Hmmm. Recounts fingers and toes.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 03:58 PM (Qhnrt)

468 >>>Officially it isn't pulled into a black hole, but enters a room with an entrance but no exits.

You both are pushing metaphors past the breaking point. Technically light enters the black hole (goes beyond the event horizon) time and space become interchangeable and the singularity occupies all possible futures and all future time is beyond the event horizon.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 03:59 PM (vl3oo)

469 Happy Bonnie & Clyde Death Day! May 23rd, 1934

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 04:00 PM (Uh6Mj)

470
Other objects are pulled into a black hole so I don't understand why light wouldn't be also. IIRC the theory is some of these objects are pulled in at the speed of light or faster. That again seems contradictory to position that speed of light does not increase. Again disclaimer: dumbass layperson .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 03:56 PM (jNAzB)

The speed of light has never actually been measured. It's nothing but a mathematical quasi estimation.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 04:01 PM (Qhnrt)

471 469 Happy Bonnie & Clyde Death Day! May 23rd, 1934

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 04:00 PM (Uh6Mj)

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That should be Frank Hamer Day.

Amazing guy and life story. Hollywood should have made a movie about his life back when they were relevant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 04:02 PM (gdCjN)

472 >>>Other objects are pulled into a black hole so I don't understand why light wouldn't be also.

Usually the "hole" part of a black hole is the event horizon.

Anyway. You cannot accelerate light. You cannot decelerate light. Light has escape velocity so long as it is located on our side of the event horizon. Meaning if it isn't traveling straight toward the "hole" part of a black hole it will not enter the event horizon. It will have it's path radically altered but not be "pulled in".

For light that does enter the event horizon that was the direction is was traveling anyway and it didn't speed up as it got closer so saying it was "pulled in" implies a lot of stuff that doesn't happen.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 04:04 PM (vl3oo)

473 That should be Frank Hamer Day.

Amazing guy and life story. Hollywood should have made a movie about his life back when they were relevant.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 04:02 PM (gdCjN)

Check out the movie The Highwaymen. Very good.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 04:05 PM (Qhnrt)

474 362 >>> 353 For those thinking "it will never happen again", tomorrow is the one week anniversary of the Pennsylvania election and they are still "counting" votes.
Posted by: Joe Biden's teleprompter at May 23, 2022 03:34 PM (D04pU)
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Hey, Republicans don't cheat.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 04:10 PM (pBly4)

475 >>>If G*d had meant for Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.

But he only gave us 10 fingers and 10 toes, not 9 or 12.
Posted by: Ciampino


But He gave us 12 knuckles. Or 14 if you include the thumb.

And they're arranged in a nice 3x4 grid if you need to count by 2's, 3's, or 4's.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 04:17 PM (P1f+c)

476 308 "...and he turns around and shits in their faces..."

Maybe he thought you liked that sort of thing.
Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2022 03:27 PM (gS3OW)


I mean, it's kinda bigoted toward copraphiliacs for them to reference s**t eating in a derogatory way.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at May 23, 2022 04:23 PM (Yr4Df)

477 Is the Value City Arena made of particle board?

Posted by: klaftern at May 23, 2022 04:31 PM (taPSh)

478 So there is a good possibility that not only will Jazz not be able to achieve orgasm during sex (assuming he can find somebody who wants to have sex with him), he also may not be able to father children as a "woman."


May not? I would think the lack of testicles would preclude it altogether.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 04:50 PM (fvaUx)

479 Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?

Posted by: TKO Steve at May 23, 2022 04:52 PM (Yv3NM)

480 Is that true? Maybe that's true. If that's true, maybe Gascon has a decent reason to not charge him with assault with a deadly weapon.

Uh huh. I have no doubt that if the political sides were reversed, a white conservative attacker would be sitting with a couple felony charges.

Posted by: doesky2 at May 23, 2022 05:11 PM (AHHU1)

481 The biggist joke sits in the White House

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (wGqjj)

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