Bill Maher: Why Are We Chopping Off Kids' Breasts and Genitals, Again?

Even this old pervert gets it.


Maher noted the transformational changes beg the question, "when things change this much, this fast, people are allowed to ask: 'What's up with that?'

"All the babies are in the wrong bodies?"

"It wasn't that long ago that when adults asked a kid 'what do you want to be when you grow up,' they meant 'what profession,'" Maher said.

Former Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile, appearing on the show, shook her head at the quip, albeit with a smirk.

Maher also questioned the concern of LGBTQ+ activists being concerned about abortion, "over, breeders?"

"Someone needs to say it: Not everything's about you," Maher continued. "And it's OK to ask questions about something that's very new and involves children.

"The answer can't always be that someone from a marginalized community is automatically right -- trump card, mic drop, end of discussion.

"Because we're literally experimenting on children," he added, pointing to gender transition medicine and puberty blockers.

"Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids, because we just don't know much about the long-term effects," Maher said. "Although common sense should tell you that when you reverse the course of raging hormones, there's going to be problems.

Maher pointed to the reported side affects of limiting bone density -- which he said, "is kind of important if you like having a skeleton" -- and also "fertility and the ability to have an orgasm."

Maher was aware of the likely criticism of his comments, saying "weighing trade-offs is not bigotry."

He also made the point that in some areas -- he mentioned LA -- it is not uncommon to be at a dinner party in which every single parent discusses his transgender child. He further says that unless we're allowed to discuss the fact that in certain areas it is "trendy" to be anything other than straight and that this is certainly partly causing the rise in gay and trans-identifying children, then we're not having a scientific discussion about this, we're just participating in "a culture war battle in which children are the cannon fodder."

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1 Bill Maher....neo-moron.

Posted by: redenzo at May 23, 2022 12:01 PM (E7vND)

2 He’s making sense!

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 12:01 PM (Rb3Xr)

3 Who are these "we" people, Bill?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:02 PM (jYQlA)

4 I noodled.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 12:02 PM (Rb3Xr)

5 He'll flip back after the Nov Mid terms. You can set your .. uh calendar to it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (IEa8U)

6 top 10. and as me this time...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (p03vF)

7 He just wants all the tyranny prostitutes to himself.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (XSAvL)

8 Dinner. Parties.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (hWaIR)

9 So, he's realizing this now?

When Democrats are on the verge of being clobbered in an election due to a large variety of issues up to and including the whole tranny cult?

Excuse me if I think his only concern is the health of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (LvTSG)

10 Spent his whole career tearing down fences. Thirty years on, ponders how all the cows got out.

See also:John Cleese

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (BJKQV)

11 Even this old pervert gets it.


He just thinks they are being too obvious about it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (yQpMk)

12
You cannot spell "tyranny" without "tranny."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (s2VJv)

13 When he's right, he's right. These people treat their trans children like some exotic pet for the rich: "Hey, look at the new exotic thing I've acquired!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

14 Maher is an old school Liberal pervert. He likes women who look like women. I don't like him but I agree with him there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (XvPQV)

15 Sometimes he is 100% spot on and most other times he is a complete and total dick. This time he is right.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (bVYXr)

16 If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional?

Climate change?

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (Rb3Xr)

17 12
You cannot spell "tyranny" without "tranny."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (s2VJv)

You can't spell banal without anal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

18 So, since we have made all of Bill Maher's points for the last few months here, has Bill Maher become a stealth Ace of Spades reader (at least of the comments box)...

Posted by: Nova local at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (exHjb)

19 13 When he's right, he's right. These people treat their trans children like some exotic pet for the rich: "Hey, look at the new exotic thing I've acquired!"


exactly correct

and these exotics are way easier to come by than the previous exotics, which required long stays in China or Africa.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (w0NJk)

20 I've a sneaky suspicion that Billy boy was always somewhat conservative but just plays an asshole on TV.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (3aLWR)

21 16 If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional?

Climate change?

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (Rb3Xr)

COVID and Monkey Pox. So wear you masks! /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

22 the $40Bn abomination we voted for includes money for illegals here, it probably includes money trannies there.

This is so stupid and evil. Just because a leftist constitency wants something, gop shouldnt insta surrender

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (OuH7W)

23 when you've lost bill maher....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (p03vF)

24 13 When he's right, he's right. These people treat their trans children like some exotic pet for the rich: "Hey, look at the new exotic thing I've acquired!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (ynpvh)


Remember when adopting third world infants was all the rage among the stars? Sort of like collecting exotic butterflies and stamps.

See also: Joan Crawford.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (s2VJv)

25 The left is making mules of its own children.

That will only lead to happy times in the future, so that the parents could have a good line at a party that one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

26 Bill Maher's final form: 21st Century Andy Rooney.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (BJKQV)

27 I'm not saying it's aliens, but...

Posted by: The guy who always thinks it's aliens at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (jYQlA)

28 Bill Maher: Why Are We Chopping Off Kids' Breasts and Genitals, Again?

Because I might want those!

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (h6/n7)

29 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

it makes you stand out, it gets you attention, you get to feel different and special- all the things that these leftwing assholes go for

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO8)

30 17 12
You cannot spell "tyranny" without "tranny."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (s2VJv)

You can't spell banal without anal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:04 PM (ynpvh)


Banal = bored sodomy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

31 COVID and Monkey Pox.

Climate Pox!

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (Rb3Xr)

32 26 Bill Maher's final form: 21st Century Andy Rooney.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (BJKQV)

lol

"You know what I don't understand...?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (XvPQV)

33 JJ Sefton!

Remember when adopting third world infants was all the rage among the stars? Sort of like collecting exotic butterflies and stamps.


moron minds think alike

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (w0NJk)

34 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

it makes you stand out, it gets you attention, you get to feel different and special- all the things that these leftwing assholes go for


*cough*

Posted by: Munchausen by Proxy at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (ZsR3z)

35 Bill Maher: Why Are We Chopping Off Kids' Breasts and Genitals, Again?

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Because it's avoiding hard questions about a protected class that no one actually likes to interact with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

36 Remember when adopting third world infants was all the rage among the stars? Sort of like collecting exotic butterflies and stamps.

See also: Joan Crawford.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (h6/n7)

37
It comes from parents making a child an extension of their own wishes, desires, fashions, etc. It never turns out well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (/U27+)

38 25 The left is making mules of its own children.

That will only lead to happy times in the future, so that the parents could have a good line at a party that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)


Kind of a twisted version of Python's "Four Yorkshiremen."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

39 Former Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile, appearing on the show, shook her head at the quip, albeit with a smirk.

Communities of Coler are not down with this gender-bending baloney

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (DJFLF)

40 Creamer = Cleveland...

Never mind

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (3aLWR)

41 Know who else liked to do strange things to children?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (jYQlA)

42 Bill Maher's final form: 21st Century Andy Rooney.

He's going to need an eyebrow graft.

Posted by: Munchausen by Proxy at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (ZsR3z)

43 like the democrats' looting constituency wanted George Floyd to be a martyr and a call to defund and noone in the GOP said "dude, he died as he lived, high AF" literally every blue line loving republican said "oh, the worst arrest ever..." even though Minneapolis police field guide taught body weight submissions as a non lethal alternative to other means of restraint.


and the current GOP would surrender our kids to get their dicks cut off if we turn away for a second.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (OuH7W)

44 Bill Maher's final form: 21st Century Andy Rooney.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:05 PM (BJKQV)
-----------
"Did j'ever notice...?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (aaGzp)

45 Bill Maher

You helped create this Bedlam. Now don't be shocked when this Frankenstein goes all out of control while you wail. "my beautiful monster!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (VUYMA)

46 @18

>>Bill Maher become a stealth Ace of Spades reader.

No, I'm pretty sure that Maher's epiphany is largely due that during the lockdowns, comedians could only preform in free Red States and that being amongst the non-insane has caused mental schisms and cognitive dissonance.

For Christ sake, Naomi Wolf sounds like Steve Bannon these days.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (2Nu7s)

47 Yeah Sandra Bullock has some adopted exotics

angelina jolie is a bona fide collector

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (geLO8)

48 Spent his whole career tearing down fences. Thirty years on, ponders how all the cows got out.

See also:John Cleese
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (BJKQV)

This is why my opinion is "Great, you realized the error of your ways. Now shut-up and get in the back of the bus. You have the judgement of a four time divorcee choosing another spouse."

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (FqOU9)

49 41 Know who else liked to do strange things to children?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (jYQlA


Michael Jackson?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (3aLWR)

50
Communities of Coler are not down with this gender-bending baloney
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (DJFLF)

_________

I'm in the Community of Choler.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (/U27+)

51 It comes from parents making a child an extension of their own wishes, desires, fashions, etc. It never turns out well.


I hate to say this, but this is a massive proclivity of Xer parents. Boomers didn't do this. And Silents like my parents were too busy having affairs and leaving us totally alone to party to bother with this.

It's a sickness. I see it ALL THE TIME. I have to stop myself constantly from doing it too!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (w0NJk)

52 than the previous exotics, which required long stays in China or Africa.

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hatian Orphan Grifters at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (hWaIR)

53 just plays an asshole on TV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Disagree, he's been a total asshoe for as long as I remember and I'm just a bit over 29.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (56+8G)

54 Former Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile, appearing on the show, shook her head at the quip, albeit with a smirk.

I don't know about you, but when I look for a moral paragon to show me the ethical path, I think of Donna Brazile.

And then I do a 180.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (ZsR3z)

55 45 Bill Maher

You helped create this Bedlam. Now don't be shocked when this Frankenstein goes all out of control while you wail. "my beautiful monster!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (VUYMA)


I agree, but I will say now is not the time to direct fire at Maher. Now is the time to reel his ass across our side of the line and use him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

56 Bill Maher knows that sodomites, pederasts and democrats will go to any length to practice their disordered, evil and preverted lifestyles.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:09 PM (VghRo)

57 Going back to Buck's previous thread, I wonder how many Americans - especially suburban women - actually support the general concept of "shared scarcity"? After all, that's "fair", right? And "fairness" overrules just about everything to their emotional mindsets.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:09 PM (u+Y3T)

58 46 For Christ sake, Naomi Wolf sounds like Steve Bannon these days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (2Nu7s)

=========

The real Steve Bannon. Not our troll who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

59 Fuck Bill Maher. He 'gets it' only because he thinks (wrongly, IMO) that his filthy, treasonous party is about to get its collective ass kicked in November.

I know a number of posters here say that we ought to be kind to recent converts, noting that not everybody comes to the page we are on as quickly as we did. But this clown-nose nickelfucker supported every moment of insanity that led to this state of affairs.

I hope the left SWATs and doxxes his ass to suicide.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2022 12:10 PM (2JVJo)

60 50
Communities of Coler are not down with this gender-bending baloney
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:07 PM (DJFLF)
_________

I'm in the Community of Choler.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (/U27+)


"White cholera or blue cholera?"

- - Raza & Carl, Bengali Tragedy Team

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:10 PM (s2VJv)

61 losing 500 times in a row to Mike Tyson in "Punch-Out" is more entertaining than this drek.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 23, 2022 12:10 PM (N/oGZ)

62 than the previous exotics, which required long stays in China or Africa

Or you could just rent them like Sri Lankan boys.

Posted by: Zombie Pedo Arthur C Clarke at May 23, 2022 12:10 PM (hWaIR)

63 About 2035 there will be a spike in parricide as those missing essential parts figure out they can still handle the Mossberg in the hall closet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (lz5hY)

64 As it turns out, being transgender is contagious. Middle school kids catch it from each other.

You aren't just born that way.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (BKJQu)

65 46 For Christ sake, Naomi Wolf sounds like Steve Bannon these days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (2Nu7s)


I commented in the last podcast that regarding Ukraine, Cindy Sheehan 20 years later sounds like a voice of reason.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

66 29 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

it makes you stand out, it gets you attention, you get to feel different and special- all the things that these leftwing assholes go for
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO

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It's some form of Munchausen by Proxy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (CAJOC)

67
Maher as 50% asshole >>>> Maher as 100% asshole

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (/U27+)

68 Have you noticed lately that at all the trendy restaurants all folks can talk about is lopping off their kid's naughty bits? When we were young we harldy ever talked about our kid's naughty bits over dinner with a friend.

Posted by: B. Maher AKA Rooney for a New Era at May 23, 2022 12:11 PM (BJKQV)

69 Slaves are self-importing across our border. Is there anything the descendants of yankee slavers won't do for cheap labor?

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (0OP+5)

70 Big Tranny needs soldiers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (3aLWR)

71 "Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids, because we just don't know much about the long-term effects,"

Remember when the leftoids were all about Progressive Scandinavia?

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

72 I wonder how many Americans - especially suburban women - actually support the general concept of "shared scarcity"? After all, that's "fair", right? And "fairness" overrules just about everything to their emotional mindsets.

I am convinced that many of these, but especially the AWFLs, never understood that scarcity could really happen. They've lived their entire lives in abundance previously unknown in human history, and they simply can't imagine that they or their kids will ever have to go hungry.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (ZsR3z)

73 Remember when adopting third world infants was all the rage among the stars? Sort of like collecting exotic butterflies and stamps.


I'm old enough to remember when it was Crack Babies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (yQpMk)

74 >>> I will not be the least surprised when they open up election fortification cerfews and masks in October to protect us all from analy injected monkey pox. Fauci will "gather" some important "information" in bath houses and we'll be enslaved again just in time.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (XSAvL)

75 @57 Mookie-Most women are collectivist in nature and want to fit in so yes, I’m sure most suburban women are fine with this until it actually effects them.

Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (W6qhI)

76 29 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

it makes you stand out, it gets you attention, you get to feel different and special- all the things that these leftwing assholes go for

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO


THIS. In the world of Soccer & Wine Mom one-up-woman-ship, how can you stand-out from your sister Karens after you all have a new CR-V, new marble counter tops, oldest daughter making the cheerleader squad, and so on?

Posted by: shovel-ready at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (AMIL/)

77 One of these days, Bill is going to ask himself "Are we the baddies?"

And then go get high and forget the whole thing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (2OL6m)

78 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

it makes you stand out, it gets you attention, you get to feel different and special- all the things that these leftwing assholes go for
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:06 PM (geLO

guy i work with has 3 kids, 1 claims trans, and the 2 girls claim gay. it's messing with his head. i wonder how much hi, by his words, far lefty wife has pushed this. but per him, the first question in school is "what's your pronouns?", so there's significant peer pressure at a minimum, and it wouldn't shock me to find out the teachers are pushing it there as well...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (p03vF)

79 Maher noted the transformational changes beg the question

There has to be a linguistic term that describes the abuse and wrong use of a term so often that it becomes right.

"begs the question" is a term referring to a logical fallacy; an argument that presumes its conclusion without proving it.

"Raises the question" is the term you're looking for here, EDITORS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

80 He also made the point that in some areas -- he mentioned LA -- it is not uncommon to be at a dinner party in which every single parent discusses his transgender child.

Karen of California blazes the trail to the apocalypse!

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (DJFLF)

81 I'm old enough to remember when it was Crack Babies.

Beanie Babies were a smarter investment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (VUYMA)

82 71 "Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids, because we just don't know much about the long-term effects,"

Remember when the leftoids were all about Progressive Scandinavia?
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (DJFLF)


Sweden never had lockdowns or mandates and the excess death rate/toll is about the same with the rest of the world, including countries with the most draconian lockdowns. Yet, no one ever speaks of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (s2VJv)

83 As discussed in the morning thread, these trans also hide a serial killer socialpath hatred of real women.
A Twitter link to a deleted reddit post of a tranny admitting his hatred of a coworker: "I want to wear her."

All the coercion, manipulation, psychology and affirmation in the world can't change what they know: They will never be a real women.

And that causes a seething, burning hated. No matter what age they start.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (NOTwB)

84 You try scrubbing them out, soaking them out... still you've got...

Posted by: Ring around the cholera at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (jYQlA)

85 A sodomite, a pedophile and a democrat walk into a bar...

Posted by: dirty socks Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (hWaIR)

86 "...then we're not having a scientific discussion about this, we're just participating in "a culture war battle in which children are the cannon fodder.""

And in that culture war, the Left is going to lose, bigly. Maher is just afraid that this will set the Left back for a generation. He's a partisan hack.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (zJKBU)

87 Saw that on Friday; this last lines about children being dumb, and that when he was a kid he wanted to be a pirate -- so thank God no adults put out one of his eyes and chopped off one of his legs -- was good.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (J50p0)

88 85 A sodomite, a pedophile and a democrat walk into a bar...
Posted by: dirty socks Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (hWaIR


Walks, you mean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (3aLWR)

89 I know a number of posters here say that we ought to be kind to recent converts, noting that not everybody comes to the page we are on as quickly as we did. But this clown-nose nickelf***er supported every moment of insanity that led to this state of affairs.

There is a difference between acknowledging when he gets it right, and going all Prodigal Son on him. I endorse the former, and won't engage in the latter until I hear a lot more groveling apologies from him. And even then, it would only be because he's useful.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (ZsR3z)

90 This is why my opinion is "Great, you realized the error of your ways. Now shut-up and get in the back of the bus. You have the judgement of a four time divorcee choosing another spouse."
Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (FqOU9)

But they never do.
I very much doubt that he sees what's going on now as in any way related to what he's been pushing for the last several decades.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (BJKQV)

91 85 A sodomite, a pedophile and a democrat walk into a bar...

Posted by: dirty socks Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (hWaIR)

But he was alone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

92 Wait, wait. I'm still hung up back on the Morning Report's "perfumed thighs of a 20-year-old Ann Margret"....

Posted by: mindful webworker - ULTRA rando at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (0UDQx)

93 85 A sodomite, a pedophile and a democrat walk into a bar...
Posted by: dirty socks Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (hWaIR


Why the long hymen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

94 83 All the coercion, manipulation, psychology and affirmation in the world can't change what they know: They will never be a real women.

And that causes a seething, burning hated. No matter what age they start.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (NOTwB)

=========

Sounds like they're ripe for a change of target of their hatred. It's not the nice girl in the next cubicle because she's a real woman, it's TikTok. Burn that mother to the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

95 But of course the whole point was to get the kids when they are young. Very Young. The Florida law only covered up to third grade (iirc), yet that was deemed homophobic and somehow damaging to the child to Not indoctrinate them about adult sexual perversions while they did not yet know the alphabet.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

96 Maher is a leftist douchebag, but he has a point. The trans explosion is a vehicle of the left, and parents who claim their children are trans should love their parental rights

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (XSRBF)

97 "Raises the question" is the term you're looking for here, EDITORS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)
----------------
^
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (aaGzp)

98 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

Yeah its like adopting an African orphan in the 90s: its cool and hip and trendy! All the best people are doing it, Chance!

guy i work with has 3 kids, 1 claims trans, and the 2 girls claim gay.

I wonder how awful their home life must be to turn out like this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

99 Dinner. Parties.

Must be nice.


Remember kids, COVID killed everyone and Monkeypox will soon too!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (ESjRY)

100 I have to stop myself constantly from doing it too!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 12:08 PM (w0NJk)

It is difficult.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (SH2Zi)

101 I will not be the least surprised when they open up election fortification cerfews and masks in October to protect us all from analy injected monkey pox. Fauci will "gather" some important "information" in bath houses and we'll be enslaved again just in time.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (XSAvL)


As I said in another thread, look for Stinkfinger's handlers to do mandated masks and lockdowns in the bluest of blue states, just to judge the blowback. And then, when there is none, make it national.

DeSantis will fight back. Abbott will spin in his wheelchair like a weathervane. Every other state will go along and the 'red wave' will vanish as the Dems cheat their way to victory and the right shrugs and mutters "We'll get them next time!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (2JVJo)

102 I wonder if Fairfax and Loudon County school teachers have heard this? Those freaks are hard to convince.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (4eKPg)

103 Walks, you mean.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (3aLWR)

Sashays

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (BJKQV)

104 99 Dinner. Parties.

Must be nice.

Remember kids, COVID killed everyone and Monkeypox will soon too!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (ESjRY)

Delivered by 12 monkeys?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

105 Trophy children.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (jYQlA)

106
Not indoctrinate them about adult sexual perversions while they did not yet know the alphabet.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

_______

Out: learning ABCs

In: learning LGBTQs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (/U27+)

107 >>>I wonder how awful their home life must be to turn out like this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It helps explain all the trans suicides

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (XSRBF)

108 105 Trophy children.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (jYQlA)

and what? Put their breasts and genitals up on a wall plaque?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

109 It's the normalization of deviancy.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (Qhnrt)

110 It likely is about having a designer kid to properly peacock amongst their SJW peers. Like only buying recycled toilet paper or using hand crafted artisan bowls with imperfections so you know they came from a poor Mexican craftsman.

Oh, that's a nice trans kid!

Yes, I got him at Bergdorfs!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (3aLWR)

111 The Florida law only covered up to third grade (iirc), yet that was deemed homophobic and somehow damaging to the child to Not indoctrinate them about adult sexual perversions while they did not yet know the alphabet.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022


***
If public school kids don't know the alphabet by the time they're in third grade, ca. age 8, something is even more wrong with the school system.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (txdEq)

112 "begs the question" is a term referring to a logical fallacy; an argument that presumes its conclusion without proving it.

Your comment is a non sequitur.
*joke*

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (ZsR3z)

113 105 Trophy children.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 23, 2022 12:16 PM (jYQlA)


Do you stuff and mount the lopped off genitals and hang above the mantle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (s2VJv)

114 this is the democracy, that maher demanded, so sit down and swallow your bug sandwich, why we needed a recession,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (i0Lci)

115
what the??

"It wasn't that long ago that when adults asked a kid 'what do you want to be when you grow up,' they meant 'what profession,'" Maher said.

I just said exactly this two weeks ago!

This sonofabitch stole my shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (9EwW3)

116 There was a time when parents took great pride in saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl." Now they say "I don't know what it is."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)

117 "Hand me the dick saw."

F'n LOL

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (M9XmQ)

118 Anyway, I don't want to spend the afternoon stewing in my own bile.

I think I'll go for a walk outside now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (2JVJo)

119 Any reports of new Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Because the US medical establishment is no longer ready to handle such a crisis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (VUYMA)

120 It's like all the kids want to have tattoos because all the cool kids have tattoos, so can I please have a tattoo also, Dad?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (jTmQV)

121 Heh, J.J. beat you to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

122 116 There was a time when parents took great pride in saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl." Now they say "I don't know what it is."
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)


"After all, we are not biologists."

- - Don Barzini at the maternity ward

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (s2VJv)

123 116 There was a time when parents took great pride in saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl." Now they say "I don't know what it is."
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV


Or 'I haven't decided yet!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (3aLWR)

124 98 Chris, that guy might want to put a little Louisiana hot sauce and some salt and pepper on his pistol barrel. Might make it taste a little better before...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (lz5hY)

125 The church denomination I attend has been picking up members from a similar denomination that has gone further non-Christian Lefty. We don't just let them join. They have to go through meetings where it is explained to them what we believe and that they are expected to follow those beliefs. It is also explained that belief X, which they found acceptable, is what lead to belief Y, which they now don't. Let the Lefty's like Maher be a cancer on the Left.

Remember, the neocons were liberals who agreed on foreign policy.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (FqOU9)

126 Designer handbags and matching trophy children

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (VUYMA)

127 119 Any reports of new Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Because the US medical establishment is no longer ready to handle such a crisis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (VUYMA)

Not that I know of, but almost certainly there will be no flu deaths this coming winter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

128 Brazile showed what a phony she is. She should have walked off the show. But she gets to do the two-step because Black Democratium.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:18 PM (NjBVB)

129 >>I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child


wait- it gets better for Karen The Wine Mom---
she can claim Victim status too! she's a victim of all the (insert weirdness here)-phobia, but she's soldiering on for her child! she's a MARTYR now!! Come adore her beautiful agony and pain! It's gorgeous!

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (geLO8)

130 Have we finally reached an inflection point where people are willing to question the insanity?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (f8jdA)

131 The trans explosion is a vehicle of the lef

I think generally its about as popular as toenail fungus, but the people who control culture, the news, and politics love it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

132 A sodomite, a pedophile and a democrat walk into a bar...
Posted by: dirty socks Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM (hWaIR)



At least his Secret Service detail will pay for their drinks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (yQpMk)

133 Seriously, has there been a severe uptick in birth defects resulting in ambiguous or undetermined gender?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (jTmQV)

134
Many years ago on this very blog I asked why all Fags acted the same exact way.

I asked Ace and his readers why all Fags have the same speech patterns (lisp) and mannerisms.

I asked if Fags were like that naturally or was it some persona/character they all adopted. Of course I knew the answer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (9EwW3)

135 Breasts and genitals are delicious in a holiday dressing with a nice savory gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (dp3Bn)

136 Bill Maher's seen the competition (Joe Rogan) and wants in on some of that "Question Da' Man" action it seems.

Sure, he's a clock that's only correct once a day, but he can be right once.

Posted by: Scott_T at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (2waQ7)

137 wait- it gets better for Karen The Wine Mom---
she can claim Victim status too! she's a victim of all the (insert weirdness here)-phobia, but she's soldiering on for her child! she's a MARTYR now!! Come adore her beautiful agony and pain! It's gorgeous!
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (geLO

So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (BKJQu)

138 Have we finally reached an inflection point where people are willing to question the insanity?

We have, and the smarter Dems are starting to back away from the nutbags.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)

139 131 The trans explosion is a vehicle of the lef

I think generally its about as popular as toenail fungus, but the people who control culture, the news, and politics love it.
-----------------
Well the kids now have Monkey Pox to play with. Let's tell them about Human Tree Man Syndrome in 1st Grade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (4eKPg)

140 This shit is child abuse. No kid at age 5 needs to be asked if they want to be a boy or a girl, they are one of the two. Period! If later in life they want to put on a dress, well whatever. Freedom. But this shit is sick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (GwxCX)

141 133 Seriously, has there been a severe uptick in birth defects resulting in ambiguous or undetermined gender?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (jTmQV)

Only after public school education begins.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

142 Wait, wait. I'm still hung up back on the Morning Report's "perfumed thighs of a 20-year-old Ann Margret"....
Posted by: mindful webworker - ULTRA rando at May 23, 2022 12:14 PM (0UDQx)

yeah, that caused a LOT of imaginary bunk time this morning. it almost interrupted a work meeting...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (p03vF)

143 Exit, stage left!

Posted by: The Overton Window at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (P1f+c)

144 135 Breasts and genitals are delicious in a holiday dressing with a nice savory gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (dp3Bn)

I thought that was fava beans and a nice Chianti...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

145 As with so many of these cultural battles, everyone knows the leftists are insane. Everyone. But no one is allowed to SAY they are, which very much is the point.

We control you when we control your mouth. What you doing think doesn't matter.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (YV6PJ)

146 If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional? Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them. pic.twitter.com/t3Tx23MOsu

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) May 21, 2022

And gay conversion therapy is illegal everywhere.

Huh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (zJKBU)

147 Here in Indiana, as far as I can tell, it's not trendy to have a "trans" child. But our asshat "Republican" governor is over at the WEF summit. No doubt learning more about lockdowns and masks and selling our industry to China, since he's in favor of all three.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (u+Y3T)

148 134
Many years ago on this very blog I asked why all Fags acted the same exact way.

I asked Ace and his readers why all Fags have the same speech patterns (lisp) and mannerisms.

I asked if Fags were like that naturally or was it some persona/character they all adopted. Of course I knew the answer.
-------------
It was all caused by Garrett.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (4eKPg)

149 >>guy i work with has 3 kids, 1 claims trans, and the 2 girls claim gay.


what are the odds of this happening in one family?


I say zero. These kids have been steered to these claims.

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO8)

150 138 Have we finally reached an inflection point where people are willing to question the insanity?

We have, and the smarter Dems are starting to back away from the nutbags.
Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)

=========

Who's going to be left in the party after November, though?

In terms of elected positions, there's going to be a very healthy contingent of crazies left in safe blue enclaves, and their wins will proof that America truly wants wokeism and the only reason the Democrats didn't win more was because the moderates didn't go leftist enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

151 Forget trans. Starting thinking about what's around the next corner.

Because trust me, they already know.

They knew in 2017 when it seemed all they were ever going to care about again was WOMEN.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (NjBVB)

152 I peruse some lefty forums to gauge the lunatic fringe and pseudo-intellectuals temperature.

Rest assured, they are NOT happy with Herr Maher and his latest pronouncements, and they have decided they never did like him, he was never funny, and he has ALWAYS been a douchebag, etc.

I guess he gets airbrushed out of all the photographs at this point, or something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (08aYg)

153 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child
---
The approved path is a cookie cutter, form and rote.
No innovation, no real accomplishments, no success, no failure.
Mommy and daddy can't see baby fail, no no no.

So, how else to be different? If actual accomplishments are denied, the drive to excel is forced into the mundane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (NOTwB)

154 Lobotomies were a thing once. The play Suddenly, Last Summer (and movie with Elizabeth Taylor and Katharine Hepburn) did a good job of showing how awful this new foray into science was and how it could be abused to harm innocents.

We need a modern Tennessee Williams to write a play on the potential horrors of surgeries and hormone blockers on kids. Anyone they does will be blocked from going to the correct cocktail parties though. Maybe Mamet?

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (jfXTd)

155 146 If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional? Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them. pic.twitter.com/t3Tx23MOsu

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) May 21, 2022

And gay conversion therapy is illegal everywhere.

Huh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (zJKBU)

There is no tranny conversion therapy. Can't put back breasts that have been lopped off.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

156 We control you when we control your mouth. What you doing think doesn't matter.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (YV6PJ)

I don't know how the word doing got in there.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (YV6PJ)

157 The answer to Maher's last tweet is, "Bill, it's the latter."

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (2RBkF)

158 This sonofabitch stole my shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (9EwW3)

We are cutting edge here. A month or so ago, I was pimping some witticism here, and lo and behold it shows up in some meme.

Now I get that there are hardly any things new under the sun. But there is quite a bit of commentary I see here first that languishes a bit before it hits mainstream. I am certain that there are many Twits that mine this place for their latest hot takes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (SH2Zi)

159 CA has the highest level of mental illness in the nation.

Second to none.

Posted by: A Pox on your Monkey at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (x9fjq)

160 Russia's State Media says the bad part out loud:

Either they win in Ukraine or they go nuclear.


Stock up on bandaids and rice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (3aLWR)

161 There has to be a linguistic term that describes the abuse and wrong use of a term so often that it becomes right.

"begs the question" is a term referring to a logical fallacy; an argument that presumes its conclusion without proving it.

"Raises the question" is the term you're looking for here, EDITORS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

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I'm a little more forgiving of this one, because, to me, the phrase "begs the question" makes more sense interpreted as "raises the question" (as in "your argument is just begging someone to ask this question") rather than "assumes the conclusion"

Interestingly, the Merriam Webster online dictionary lists "assumes the conclusion" as the second definition of begging the question, the first being "raising the question".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (CAJOC)

162 And gay conversion therapy is illegal everywhere.

Well the cure is illegal. Convincing kids they are homosexual is not just legal but encouraged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

163 Validation of personal self worth via manipulation of one's children.

Yep Munchausen by Proxy. At least the mothers killing their kids with various poisons were more honest about their evil than this current crop that are warping the bodies of their children to satiate their fetishes of acceptance and fame.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (VUYMA)

164 Susan Sarandon, left wing nut case

-
Didja see J.J.'s link this morning, The 20 Dumbest Hollywood Hatemongers? Jane Fonda comes in at number 20. What does it say about Hollywood that Jane is only the 20th craziest Hollywood nutjob?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (FVME7)

165 149 >>guy i work with has 3 kids, 1 claims trans, and the 2 girls claim gay.
what are the odds of this happening in one family?
I say zero. These kids have been steered to these claims.
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (geLO

Out: Circumcision
In: Entire dick removal

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

166 We have, and the smarter Dems are starting to back away from the nutbags.
Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)

Not enough. If we simply let them pull back a little, the ratchet will set again. It will be trannies are fine, just leave the kids alone. It's okay to groom them in HS. Democrats are the real transphobes. No, we need a trail of destruction of everyone involved.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (FqOU9)

167
They have to go through meetings where it is explained to them what we believe and that they are expected to follow those beliefs. It is also explained that belief X, which they found acceptable, is what lead to belief Y, which they now don't. Let the Lefty's like Maher be a cancer on the Left.

________

They need an Oath Against Modernism

https://tinyurl.com/y2whw6v3

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (/U27+)

168 This is why I invented the vomit kiss.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (vPs+K)

169 >>> This shit is child abuse. No kid at age 5 needs to be asked if they want to be a boy or a girl, they are one of the two. Period! If later in life they want to put on a dress, well whatever. Freedom. But this shit is sick.
Posted by: Minnfidel


100% correct

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (XSRBF)

170 151 Forget trans. Starting thinking about what's around the next corner.

Because trust me, they already know.

They knew in 2017 when it seemed all they were ever going to care about again was WOMEN.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (NjBVB)


The grail for them is normalizing relationships with kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (3aLWR)

171 I peruse some lefty forums to gauge the lunatic fringe and pseudo-intellectuals temperature.

Rest assured, they are NOT happy with Herr Maher and his latest pronouncements, and they have decided they never did like him, he was never funny, and he has ALWAYS been a douchebag, etc.

I guess he gets airbrushed out of all the photographs at this point, or something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (08aYg)

They have always been at war with Bill Maher.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (SH2Zi)

172 Interestingly, the Merriam Webster online dictionary lists "assumes the conclusion" as the second definition of begging the question, the first being "raising the question".

Its a crap dictionary but yeah, this has been misused so much its becoming a standard definition. The reason "begs the question" feels wrong now is that its an old term back when "begs" was used more broadly and differently than today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

173
Meanwhile, the Republican Shits are fake-harrumphing that biden "isn't doing enough to address inflation."

In 2012, shithead romney's shitty campaign was centered on "obama's recovery" "not going fast enough" and romney said he could do better. Brilliant!

Here we are again!
Republicans are not only Not Blaming biden for the inflation he's causing, the Republicans are making the case that biden IS trying to help curb inflation.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (9EwW3)

174 >I guess he gets airbrushed out of all the photographs at this point, or something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater



he'll be an 'unperson'
(NewSpeak)

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (geLO8)

175 O/T

Jack Posobiec is in Davos and this is happening:

@JackPosobiec - 45m

BREAKING: We just got detained at Davos by WEF police.

-----

The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

176 Well the cure is illegal.

-
The disease is mandatory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)

177 146 And gay conversion therapy is illegal everywhere.
Huh.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (zJKBU)

Better to call it gay deprogramming. Lefties heads would explode on that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

178 As with so many of these cultural battles, everyone knows the leftists are insane. Everyone. But no one is allowed to SAY they are, which very much is the point.

No leftist wants to be the first to stop clapping for Stalin, but eventually some brave soul does. The others will follow in short order. That's why the inflection is going to be very sudden and very strong.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ZsR3z)

179 Many years ago on this very blog I asked why all Fags acted the same exact way.

I asked Ace and his readers why all Fags have the same speech patterns (lisp) and mannerisms.

I asked if Fags were like that naturally or was it some persona/character they all adopted. Of course I knew the answer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM

Actually I will disagree with that a bit. I've noticed that many gay couples be it men or women it seems one ironically take over the role of either more masculine or feminine. Many lesbian couples have the flannel shirt wearing one and the more feminine one, same with guys. My question has always been, Why does one need to take on the role of the other if they in fact don't want it. In other words, why is a lesbian acting like a man if they don't want them?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (GwxCX)

180 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (SH2Zi)

As I mentioned previously I used to see my stuff from here show up on Red Eye. A lot. Like maybe a dozen times. Same day.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (NjBVB)

181 Part of the problem is that we vilified bullying.

If you chop your penis off, you are weird and should be treated as weird. Other kids should make fun of you and call you names like Richard Chopper.

And you should be made to feel like a social outcast with no friends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (v31Ye)

182 165 Susan Sarandon, left wing nut case

-
Didja see J.J.'s link this morning, The 20 Dumbest Hollywood Hatemongers? Jane Fonda comes in at number 20. What does it say about Hollywood that Jane is only the 20th craziest Hollywood nutjob?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (FVME7)

The progress of progressivism

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

183 *looks at the Sweeney Todd nic*

Oh yeah during the Weimar collapse there was this chap who was making serious bank selling sausage and such. He was eventually convicted for murder and cannibalism.

We just might see a return of that guy.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Just don't stay in one place too long.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (OVnPO)

184 While we're talking about pervs, will AOC's wedding be an all day affair on MSNBC? Will Hunter exercise Droit de Seigneur in the absence of the big guy? Will it be televised?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (lz5hY)

185 guy i work with has 3 kids, 1 claims trans, and the 2 girls claim gay.

I wonder how awful their home life must be to turn out like this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

i would wager that it is OVERLY permissive. he strikes me as the sort that goes along with anything the missus wants AND allowing little johnny or jean to do pretty much anything they want and they're never wrong. so someone at school probably said something once, and they kids said i wonder and he, because the missus wants it, said yup, you must be.

even though it's beating HIM up inside, he's not countering his wife at all.

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (p03vF)

186 168 This is why I invented the vomit kiss.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2022 12:24 PM (vPs+K)


"EWWW!"

- - Rusty Trombone, Alabama Hot Pocket, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

187 >.BREAKING: We just got detained at Davos by WEF police.

-----

The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.




'Wrongthink'.
(NewSpeak)

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:26 PM (geLO8)

188 166 We have, and the smarter Dems are starting to back away from the nutbags.
Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (ZsR3z)

Not enough. If we simply let them pull back a little, the ratchet will set again. It will be trannies are fine, just leave the kids alone. It's okay to groom them in HS. Democrats are the real transphobes. No, we need a trail of destruction of everyone involved.

Posted by: WiNO at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (FqOU9)

dems pulling away from nutbags. Isn't that how you make one kind of tranny?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

189 130 Have we finally reached an inflection point where people are willing to question the insanity?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 12:19 PM (f8jdA)


Hopefully, yes. In the olden days (~2010 and before), if a student began behaving as one of the opposite sex, and insisted the teachers call her/him a different name and call him/her by different pronouns, I expect most if not all of the teachers would be alarmed and report the student's behavior to the principal, school nurse, and parents. Not now.

Posted by: shovel-ready at May 23, 2022 12:26 PM (AMIL/)

190
We need a modern Tennessee Williams to write a play on the potential horrors of surgeries and hormone blockers on kids. Anyone they does will be blocked from going to the correct cocktail parties though. Maybe Mamet?
Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:22 PM (jfXTd)

Matt Walsh wrote a children's book. At one point it was number 1 on Amazons lbgtqwerty list.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:26 PM (YV6PJ)

191 There was a time when parents took great pride in saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl." Now they say "I don't know what it is."
Posted by: N.L. Urker


What's funny? I a thousand years, when archeologists dig them up, there will only be two boxes on the forms. Male or female.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (Uh6Mj)

192
Lobotomies were a thing once. The play Suddenly, Last Summer (and movie with Elizabeth Taylor and Katharine Hepburn) did a good job of showing how awful this new foray into science was and how it could be abused to harm innocents.

__________

Psychiatry gave us lobotomies, electroshock and cold water therapy. On to transgender operations!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (/U27+)

193 >>>They knew in 2017 when it seemed all they were ever going to care about again was WOMEN.
Posted by: ...


Population control. Make kids trans, stop procreating, save the Earth. Most of my oldest son's friends don't have girlfriends because the girls claim they're trans, or they're just out of their minds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (XSRBF)

194 "Hand me the dick saw."

Should be a country song. By someone like Conway Twitty. "Hello, darling. Like you, my penis is long gone."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (ppBhU)

195 160 Russia's State Media says the bad part out loud:

Either they win in Ukraine or they go nuclear.


Stock up on bandaids and rice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (3aLWR)

At least in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

196 Interestingly, the Merriam Webster online dictionary lists "assumes the conclusion" as the second definition of begging the question, the first being "raising the question".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (CAJOC)

Don't forget, they modify the dictionaries contemporaneously with dumbing down of the populace. Not too long ago, "gender" and "sex" were clearly defined. Go check these out now.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (SH2Zi)

197 >>> This shit is child abuse. No kid at age 5 needs to be asked if they want to be a boy or a girl, they are one of the two. Period! If later in life they want to put on a dress, well whatever. Freedom. But this shit is sick.
Posted by: Minnfidel

---------

When I was five I wanted to be a horse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

198 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)


Do you tell him how sorry you are that his kids would up so messed up and offer condolences?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (v31Ye)

199 Interestingly, the Merriam Webster online dictionary lists "assumes the conclusion" as the second definition of begging the question, the first being "raising the question".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (CAJOC)
-------------
Well, they were wrong, then, weren't they?
--Igor

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (aaGzp)

200 Jack Posobiec is in Davos and this is happening:

@JackPosobiec - 45m

BREAKING: We just got detained at Davos by WEF police.

-----

The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
---------
Wait, the WEF has its own police unit? Must be like the Capitol Police on steroids ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (J50p0)

201 The KY Derby team will cover AOC's wedding and not skip a beat.

Posted by: klaftern at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (taPSh)

202 189 Posted by: shovel-ready at May 23, 2022 12:26 PM (AMIL/)

In my day, circa 1970, the kid would get the shit kicked out of him on a daily basis until he straightened out.

Also known as "gay conversion therapy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (s2VJv)

203 "Hand me the dick saw."

Should be a country song. By someone like Conway Twitty. "Hello, darling. Like you, my penis is long gone."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (ppBhU)

Done

https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (SH2Zi)

204 "If public school kids don't know the alphabet by the time they're in third grade, ca. age 8, something is even more wrong with the school system." Posted by: Wolfus

true, but they want to indoctrinate them in kindergarten.

Dick, Jane and Sally, a trannie and two lesbians?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

205
In other words, why is a lesbian acting like a man if they don't want them?
Posted by: Minnfidel



I call it the Pervert Paradox.
I just made that up.

Yeah, queers are just confused hypocrites and phonies who hate their dad (or mum or both).

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (9EwW3)

206 A female journalist asked a WEF female police officer why Poso is being detained.

Answer: "We don't have to tell you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

207
It's bad to deprogram from gay to straight.

It's OK to deprogram from straight to gay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (/U27+)

208 The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.


Soon to be followed by two self-inflicted gunshots to the back of the skull...

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (u+Y3T)

209 >>> This shit is child abuse. No kid at age 5 needs to be asked if they want to be a boy or a girl, they are one of the two. Period! If later in life they want to put on a dress, well whatever. Freedom. But this shit is sick.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (GwxCX)


It is and it is a step used to facilitate other types of abuse, it is grooming. It's well known that there has been a predilection for some guys, single guys generally who go to cons to prey on kids. Parents would take their kids and drop them off at cons not caring or sometimes being an active participant. There have been some arrests but the problem is still bad and well known. Do not just drop kids or young teens at cons.

The element of fantasy and make believe is leveraged by the predators. Trans is make believe, its fantasy, and it is a grooming step.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (XSAvL)

210 Do you tell him how sorry you are that his kids would up so messed up and offer condolences?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (v31Ye)



"Does insanity run in her side of the family?"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (yQpMk)

211 197 >>> This shit is child abuse. No kid at age 5 needs to be asked if they want to be a boy or a girl, they are one of the two. Period! If later in life they want to put on a dress, well whatever. Freedom. But this shit is sick.
Posted by: Minnfidel

---------

When I was five I wanted to be a horse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

The Paolo, how you say, is hung like a horse.

Posted by: Paolo at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

212 The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

Illegal "journalism," with the intent to distribute the truth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (SH2Zi)

213 Great video that had Libs melting down all weekend.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

214 Gotta give Maher for presenting this is a way that makes the madness simple and obvious.

Really appreciate that he did not feel compelled (or forced by HBO management) to add all the usual caveats and overt attempts at politeness and encouragement to trans community for their stunning bravery.

That never works, frontloading niceties to the political adversaries, making pains to not offend them as they do their very best to destroy civil society, and most of us in the process. "You go grrls, we just have a little quibble, if we may be so bold as to mention it. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (7obMn)

215 One of these days, Bill is going to ask himself "Are we the baddies?"

If “Are we the baddies” were in another language, it would be a far better clip for re-subtitling than Downfall.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (U+Oxn)

216 Russia's State Media says the bad part out loud:

Either they win in Ukraine or they go nuclear.


Dictators getting themselves in a box and floridly threatening consequences. That's new. I guess we should surrender.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (ZsR3z)

217 I'm surprised we don't hear more bitching from women when they find out their lgbtq+ children are stealing their makeup. Remember, these are bitches too cheap to pay for their own birth control.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (dp3Bn)

218 I asked Ace and his readers why all Fags have the same speech patterns (lisp) and mannerisms.

They don't. A lot do, but some seem perfectly normal other than their sexual urges. It varies a lot. Not all lesbians are miserable, fat, poorly dressed scowling bitches, but many are. Almost none, as in .0001% are the super hot lipstick lesbian types that are all you ever see in movies and TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

219 "All the babies are in the wrong bodies?"
.......

and jonesing on baby formula.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

220 If only Comrade Biden knew.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (es0Dj)

221 Have to admit, MUMR is killing it lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

222 Dick, Jane and Sally, a trannie and two lesbians?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (Cus5s)



See Dick
See Dick suck
Suck Dick, suck

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (yQpMk)

223 206 A female journalist asked a WEF female police officer why Poso is being detained.

Answer: "We don't have to tell you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

Coming soon to a state near you

Posted by: Paolo at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

224 Breasts and genitals are delicious in a holiday dressing with a nice savory gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2022 12:20 PM (dp3Bn)

I thought that was fava beans and a nice Chianti...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

I think we need a ruling from Cannibal Bob...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (p03vF)

225 The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

I can tell him. It's because they are there to plan how to rule the world, and he's not one of the rulers.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:30 PM (YV6PJ)

226 "Most of my oldest son's friends don't have girlfriends because the girls claim they're trans, or they're just out of their minds."


"Just out of their minds" is nothing new - it describes the female gender for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (u+Y3T)

227 Old and busted: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL

New and cool: MY CHILD IS A QWERTY AT GEORGE FLOYD HIGH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (FVME7)

228 If a man on the street insists he is literally Jesus does he get praise for being brave?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

229 If you can't chop off a kid's breasts and genitals, who's breasts and genitals CAN you cut off?

We're putting breasts and genital cutter-offers out of a job, people!

Posted by: Kevin at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (O7o4Q)

230 The police are refusing to tell him why he's being detained.

"Because very rich and powerful people wish it so"
--The cops

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

231 >>>Soon to be followed by two self-inflicted gunshots to the back of the skull...
Posted by: Mookie


Not like Biden will help him. There are still people in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (XSRBF)

232
BREAKING: We just got detained at Davos by WEF police.

WEF has their own police?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

233 Off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

234 "Does insanity run in her side of the family?"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (yQpMk)



"Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (v31Ye)

235 what are the odds of this happening in one family?


I say zero. These kids have been steered to these claims.
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 12:2

///

nah, all that soybean oil and corn product from formula to doritos to protein shakes have had their desired effect

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (OuH7W)

236 I saw pics last week on The Donald of young girls (trans men) after their top surgeries to remove their breasts. I don't know who the butcher was that was their surgeon, but there were thick, hacking scars. It was like someone took a hatchet to them. Ghastly. Doctor Frankenstein did a cleaner job when he sewed his creature together. The kids had no life in their eyes; possibly they were horrified by how bad their chests looked now and couldn't say anything? Made me want to cry and hug them, and apologize to them, that the adults who should be protecting them and gently guiding them through adolescence aren't.

Modern progressive culture is messing a whole generation of kids up. I hate feeling like it's by design, but sheer incompetence to foresee the fallout that will come is just as evil.

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (jfXTd)

237
Don't tell me that 90% of Fags don't all act the same.

The same fake, contrived, forced flamboyancy and exaggerated feminine characteristics.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (9EwW3)

238 "Just out of their minds" is nothing new - it describes the female gender for as long as I can remember.

Yeah but there's crazy and CRAAAAAZY!!!!! and the meter has pegged in the red so hard the needle is bending these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

239
When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022


***
A good thing, then, that your parents never nailed metal crescents to your feet and offered you only hay to eat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)

240 >>>"Just out of their minds" is nothing new - it describes the female gender for as long as I can remember.
Posted by: Mookie


Not always, but these days, the 20-somethings are off their rocker.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (XSRBF)

241 I am kinda afraid to go to conventions of more than a day now in this post-Wuhan Flu era.

Used to be, if staff got one whiff of an attendee messing with kids it was full witch hunt. Hell DragonCon had to arrange their own buy out to get rid of a pedophile who was one of their original founders and backers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (VUYMA)

242 Oddly, not much on DU regarding trans-issues, but plenty about economics and gas prices!

JP Morgan predicts gas over $6.00 a gallon soon ...the national average could reach $6.20 per gallon very soon. Currently, people are paying about $4.30 per gallon.

They (1% and their oil investors) are saying that so they can raise the price to that and blame the Biden administration. There really is no reason for it.

It will be the end of gas guzzling SUV's. People in the country will buy smaller sedans that get better gas mileage. It will be like 1979 all over again I...can't tell if the author thinks this is a good thing...
No, people are going to blame the Democrats and once Republicans get back in power There won't be anymore legitimate elections. Thus the end of the country...
There won't be a United States if that happens. Overturn of Roe is gonna probably be a bigger catalyst for the breakup of this country, especially if Repukes take Congress and the Presidency.

And I couldn't fit all the "this is necessary, because we won't voluntarily stop using fossil fuels, and we'll all die from global warming".

Posted by: SJW Stazi at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

243 227 Old and busted: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL

New and cool: MY CHILD IS A QWERTY AT GEORGE FLOYD HIGH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (FVME7)

My child is a keyboard!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

244 ace, I posted this in the EMT, it is. . . disturbing. Trans on reddit says the ugly stuff out loud:

https://tinyurl.com/2tmp6ym7



"I literally want to wear her."

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (7obMn)

245 Don't tell me that 90% of Fags don't all act the same.

I don't know enough personally to judge, but I do know that the really fruity caricatures in movies is done for effect, not to reflect reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

246 If you can't chop off a kid's breasts and genitals, who's breasts and genitals CAN you cut off?

We're putting breasts and genital cutter-offers out of a job, people!

Posted by: Kevin at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (O7o4Q)

You're gonna love these nuts!

Posted by: Slap Chop Guy at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (SH2Zi)

247 Don't forget, they modify the dictionaries contemporaneously with dumbing down of the populace. Not too long ago, "gender" and "sex" were clearly defined. Go check these out now.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Exactly why I still have and use M & D's late 50's dictionary.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (E0NVW)

248 Did Dr Frankenstein give his monster the chance to choose its gender?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (eGTCV)

249 There is a more specific definition of "begging" the question which rarely gets adhered to, but I've long believed it does have an alternate definition of "raising".

Except it's not just raising, it means conspicuously raising. Many answers can raise a question but certain answers have their raised question so obviously blaring from them, and that's when I would use "beg".

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (NjBVB)

250 160 Russia's State Media says the bad part out loud:

Either they win in Ukraine or they go nuclear.


Stock up on bandaids and rice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (3aLWR)

If there's nuclear war, I may start drinking again.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (Qhnrt)

251 239
When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

***
A good thing, then, that your parents never nailed metal crescents to your feet and offered you only hay to eat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

252 @173

>>Republicans are making the case that biden IS trying to help curb inflation.


As has been noted, the Republican party is a fake, illegitimate political party and not the solution to any of our problems.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (2Nu7s)

253 Cutting off sex organs to join the Intersectionaly

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (VmFEo)

254 New and cool: MY CHILD IS A QWERTY AT GEORGE FLOYD HIGH

So the kids call it Fentanyl High?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (VUYMA)

255 Once the benefits of being gay or trans are taken away, there will be less of it.

Its moving pretty fast...

It used to be that only white men were discriminated against but it's quickly moved to women and gays are getting lumped in as well.

Posted by: MJ at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (zwDuR)

256 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

Did you ever harness your true potential?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)

257 Russia's State Media says the bad part out loud:

Either they win in Ukraine or they go nuclear.

Stock up on bandaids and rice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 12:23 PM (3aLWR)

--------

Wifey & I have enough Potassium Iodide (KI) & pectin to keep us around for a few months, assuming that's preferable to the alternative ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (J50p0)

258 Do you tell him how sorry you are that his kids would up so messed up and offer condolences?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (v31Ye)


"Does insanity run in her side of the family?"
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:29 PM (yQpMk)

luckily, i don't know her. met once in passing. but when HE describes her as hard left, i assume it's not pleasant. She strikes me as the prototypical AWFL, so i'm sure she's glowing about 3 messed up kids...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (p03vF)

259 Benny Johnson has vid of Poso and the Swiss po-po. Benny is calling them "Swiss police." Whatever, they are an unpleasant lot and the female is awful:

https://tinyurl.com/2juh8j59

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

260 248 Did Dr Frankenstein give his monster the chance to choose its gender?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (eGTCV)

Easier to change back and forth on the big guy.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

261 Why, I can remember when Maher gave a one million dollar check to TFG's SuperPac. There are pictures.

He also offered the same to Hillary, but crawfished out of it in the end.

I think he's a stopped clock. Right on mutilating children, wrong about much else. As to his ratings, his 20th HBO season kicked off on Jan 21, 2022 and

Its initial telecast drew 867,000 total viewers and 187,000 adults 25-54 ...

The Gorilla channel gets better ratings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (F0YaR)

262 >>> Population control. Make kids trans, stop procreating, save the Earth. Most of my oldest son's friends don't have girlfriends because the girls claim they're trans, or they're just out of their minds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 23, 2022 12:27 PM (XSRBF)


What part of the country? This shit ain't everywhere. You'll find it in most large cities though.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (XSAvL)

263 If a man on the street insists he is literally Jesus does he get praise for being brave?


"Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong!" - Dire Straits, Industrial Disease

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (u+Y3T)

264 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

It would behoove you to at least see what you were missing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (SH2Zi)

265 256 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

Did you ever harness your true potential?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)

Quit trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (ppBhU)

266 Posted by: Comrade flounder

Absolutely but unfortunately definitions and meanings do change over time with usage. That is the nature of language.

Obviously there is a nudging that also goes on but that is political and separate from how language morphs.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (NjBVB)

267 256 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

Did you ever harness your true potential?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)
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Now you're gonna stirrup a herd of horse puns.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (J50p0)

268 254 New and cool: MY CHILD IS A QWERTY AT GEORGE FLOYD HIGH

So the kids call it Fentanyl High?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (VUYMA)

That's a depressing thought...That would be a new low...do the kids do breathing exercises there?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

269 Bill is coming around. I would say maybe let's file down the barbs on the barbwire wrapping the pineapple he needs to fuck himself with.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

270 The church denomination I attend has been picking up members from a similar denomination that has gone further non-Christian Lefty. We don't just let them join.

I bring you: the Pro-Abortion Preachers!

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ymzsd

*I couldn't even make it to the halfway mark. *

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (DJFLF)

271 Republicans are making the case that biden IS trying to help curb inflation.[/'i]

Biden is eating Tapioca pudding with a straw. I do believe that the administration does think its trying to fix inflation, but its like a chimpanzee trying to fix your computer. He doesn't know how it works, doesn't have the intelligence to figure it out, and all the solutions he understands make things worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

272 It wouldn't be so trendy if CPS wasn't wholly own by the Left.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (cMXNt)

273 He also made the point that in some areas -- he mentioned LA -- it is not uncommon to be at a dinner party in which every single parent discusses his transgender child.

Disgusting, Repellent , Demonic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (Ut+C0)

274 In my day, circa 1970, the kid would get the shit kicked out of him on a daily basis until he straightened out.

-
Evangelos Odysseus Papathanassiou, the composer who went by the name Vangelis has passed away at 79.

Ya think Evangelos Odysseus Papathanassiou might have had some problems in school?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (FVME7)

275 This weekend at son's graduation they had a 2018 graduate speak. She's a tiktok star, following her passion that started while at son's school. She looked like a guy - black suit, white shirt and tie, short hair, etc,. but. . . still uses female name and pronouns. Just a regular butch gal, not some new-fangled, on-trend non-binary flavor. It was a relief, had a moment where I thought things were going to get crazy real quick, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (7obMn)

276 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

This is incredible to me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (DcKNO)

277 A good thing, then, that your parents never nailed metal crescents to your feet and offered you only hay to eat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022
*
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 23, 2022


***
Sarah, I don't think Jimmy Choo makes a model to fit shod hoofs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (txdEq)

278 When I was five I wanted to be a motorcycle. Not ride a motorcycle, but actually *be* a motorcycle.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (HsAzN)

279 Quit trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (ppBhU)

--------

Horde horse-pun mind!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (J50p0)

280 *cues up the soundtrack for Chariots of Fire*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (VUYMA)

281 270 The church denomination I attend has been picking up members from a similar denomination that has gone further non-Christian Lefty. We don't just let them join.

I bring you: the Pro-Abortion Preachers!

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ymzsd

*I couldn't even make it to the halfway mark. *

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (DJFLF)

Well that's okay. There are also pro-suicide ones too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

282 Meanwhile, the first Jesus says “I’ll cure it soon
Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons”
The other one’s out on hunger strike, he’s dying by degrees
How come Jesus gets industrial disease?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (U+Oxn)

283 He also made the point that in some areas -- he mentioned LA -- it is not uncommon to be at a dinner party in which every single parent discusses his transgender child.

Disgusting, Repellent , Demonic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (Ut+C0)

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Every one of those things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (DcKNO)

284 Except it's not just raising, it means conspicuously raising. Many answers can raise a question but certain answers have their raised question so obviously blaring from them, and that's when I would use "beg".

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (NjBVB)


morons love to sperg out on inconsequentalia such as this

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (DJFLF)

285 wow, saw the video with Poso.

Very interesting, they gave him more police intimidation than the somolia grenade chuckers they import.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (OuH7W)

286 "Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Never understood the "draw" of perpetuating your blood line.

Joe Biden > Hunter

Super fucking job Joe. Some deserve to end.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (Uh6Mj)

287 Of course Maher knows this explosion in tranny and gay for young people is most definitely not biological. It's social engineering. It's brainwashing. It's also deeply evil and I feel sorry for this up and coming generation. They are screwed 10 ways to Sunday...from a mental health standpoint, from an economic standpoint.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (sVtYq)

288 278 When I was five I wanted to be a motorcycle. Not ride a motorcycle, but actually *be* a motorcycle.

could've grown up to be a motaur

Posted by: progressive insurance at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)

289 Ya think Evangelos Odysseus Papathanassiou might have had some problems in school?

Not if he grew up in Greece

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

290 When I was 5 I wanted to be a princess.
I still am.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (NpAcC)

291 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022
*
Did you ever harness your true potential?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022
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Now you're gonna stirrup a herd of horse puns.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022


***
Time for a Fetlock rerun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (txdEq)

292 Maher peaked in the movie "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."

Posted by: Beartooth at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (NQrvS)

293 Trotting out the horse puns, I see.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

294 Hey, Bill! Welcome to the party, Dickhead. You're 5 years too late.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (b0qSM)

295 Now you're gonna stirrup a herd of horse puns.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (J50p0)

Any of us here hoove not participated in horse puns is free to throw the first shoe.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (YV6PJ)

296 251 239 When I was five I wanted to be a horse. Cute commercial where there's not to many any more is the black lady asking the audience why her four year old won't wear pants. "I'm a dinosaur".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (lz5hY)

297 One of the neat things about english is its puzzle piece nature. The way you can stitch prefixes and words and suffixes together to make a new and meaningful word. I make up words all the time when it takes my fancy.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (NjBVB)

298
Well that's okay. There are also pro-suicide ones too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

I something somewhere about a church, possibly in Canada. that held a euthanization ceremony.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

299 Obviously there is a nudging that also goes on but that is political and separate from how language morphs.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (NjBVB)

Agreed. But I wouldn't not go to one of those fashionable online dictionaries to cite the fashionable usage. (And most of those old names are mostly just skin suits the left has used to demand respect.)

OED, or an older paper dictionary, from a day when it actually cost something to change definitions is better. And I did at one time check on the morphing of the usage of sex and gender, as well, I was in the leftists institutions when they were working to confuse the issue.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (SH2Zi)

300 I actually don't recall what I wanted to be when I was 5. Probably a cowboy. I don't remember.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (txdEq)

301 Eh, broken clock and all that.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (zL564)

302
I do believe that the administration does think its trying to fix inflation...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


This is why we lose.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (9EwW3)

303 I think for the average person it's really hard to comprehend that Hollywood and politicos are really demented and perverse.

They cannot understand the depravity. They are too busy (rightly) going to work, raising their kids, going to church, trying to make a good life for themselves and their families.

This stuff is just too weird to believe it's true.

People really believe PizzaGate couldn't happen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (DcKNO)

304 295 Now you're gonna stirrup a herd of horse puns.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (J50p0)

Any of us here hoove not participated in horse puns is free to throw the first shoe.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (YV6PJ)

well, morons like horsing around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

305 Bill is coming around. I would say maybe let's file down the barbs on the barbwire wrapping the pineapple he needs to fuck himself with.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

Horde is nothing if not magnanimous.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (SH2Zi)

306 LA = Hades

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (F1vmP)

307 Because willowed:

Except the jug eared fuck closed the last lead smelting plant.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 12:17 PM (Uh6Mj)

What was closed could be re-opened, or built from new. It's old technology. You would not have to actually mine all that much lead; just recycle the lead from worn-out batteries. The lead does not go away. The plates just become clogged with non-reactive lead sulphate. The only obstacles are political.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (EfKf/)

308 I make up words all the time when it takes my fancy.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (NjBVB)


we like ur graphix too

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (DJFLF)

309 256 When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022

Did you ever harness your true potential?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:34 PM (SH2Zi)

Don't saddle her with YOUR hang ups.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (dNqv+)

310 When I was five I wanted to be a motorcycle. Not ride a motorcycle, but actually *be* a motorcycle.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM (HsAzN)

so, you're the Motar?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (p03vF)

311 I was also I tomboy until I turned 11. Then I went 100% girly girl.

Thank God my parents weren't woke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

312 Spent his whole career tearing down fences. Thirty years on, ponders how all the cows got out.

See also:John Cleese
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (BJKQV)

---

Amen to that.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (zL564)

313 Having been paid off with our billion, will the "war" in Ukraine end before the squint-eyed blowhard starts a war with China?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (NOTwB)

314 If you make a bad mistake with horse puns, do you come a crupper?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (txdEq)

315 Weird I have been to exactly zero dinner parties where people discuss their trans kids. Lol. Maybe it’s the peeps you hang out with Bill.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (NwGdA)

316 The silver lining:

A vast majority of these confused kids come from households that are all signed onto this nonsense. These kids, when they eventually grow up, will be less likely to reproduce for various reasons, not the least is getting one's junk cut off.

So, if the virtue signaling liberal parents want to cut of their future contributions to the population...I'm ok with that.

Oh, and I don't much care for kids...they annoy me.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (Y6zlF)

317 300 I actually don't recall what I wanted to be when I was 5. Probably a cowboy. I don't remember.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:39 PM (txdEq)

My brother wanted to be a firetruck. He thought having such a large hose would be cool.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

318 I do believe that the administration does think its trying to fix inflation...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Christopher, that's utterly ridiculous.

They're purposefully trying to crash it. Have you not read any of the resetters articles/agendas?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:41 PM (DcKNO)

319 meanwhile, Biden apparently said we're going to go to war over Taiwan. Which, tbh, I don't even know anymore where we stand. But apparently, that's the wrong answer.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:41 PM (OuH7W)

320 >>I think he's a stopped clock. Right on mutilating children, wrong about much else.


Yes. He's demonstrating that he has lines that can be crossed, they just happen to be a lot farther than most. Bing "Maher and SNCTM" - the dude is into some kinky stuff, but he does draw the line at children.

Like Andrew Sullivan, as I've mentioned before, who has been quietly protesting the trans agenda, noting it erases his identity as a man attracted to men.

I'm glad they are finally piping in, as we need the Left to join in to have any possible success in stopping this, but. . . yeah, you helped this along a lot, you guys.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:41 PM (7obMn)

321 Depending on the rider I might be willing to pretend to be a bicycle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

322 Sleepy Joe sniffs them to sex them.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:41 PM (Y274z)

323 This stuff is just too weird to believe it's true.

People really believe PizzaGate couldn't happen.


Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

324 but if China's invasion of Taiwan is going to be like Russia's of Ukraine...then their navy is going to be sad.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (OuH7W)

325 My little sister wanted to be a witch and be able to cast evil spells on people.

And then she became a liberal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

326 "It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs."

Posted by: Woody Allen at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (jYQlA)

327 What was the old bit on SNL: 'And Four Men on horses are reeking havok on the (some highway in LA)- that's going to extend your drive time!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (dNqv+)

328 Now you're gonna stirrup a herd of horse puns.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 12:35 PM (J50p0)

That's the mane idea.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (SH2Zi)

329 316 The silver lining:
A vast majority of these confused kids come from households that are all signed onto this nonsense. These kids, when they eventually grow up, will be less likely to reproduce for various reasons, not the least is getting one's junk cut off.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (Y6zlF)

Maybe that IS the plan. You know, reduce world population?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

330 morons love to sperg out on inconsequentalia such as this

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:37 PM (DJFLF)

(trying to determine if this was aimed at me)

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (8ETWp)

331 Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

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Much easier.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

332 Again, if an anorexic thinks they are fat do we give them diet pills or bariatric surgery. Do we start calling them fat? What if they think they are stupid? We start calling them stupid?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (buTO7)

333 Someone smarter than me could probably connect the dots between radical environmentalists and their carbon reduction and population control goals and the hip liberal "trend" of creating a generation of infertile trans people.

Oh, and their lust for killing babies in the womb, too.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Gaiam Somebody at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (1dzqn)

334 My brother wanted to be a firetruck. He thought having such a large hose would be cool.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

It is.

*eyebrow waggle*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (SH2Zi)

335 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

This is incredible to me.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM

Well if any parent would allow and even encourage it that explains why the kid is fucked up in the first place. Sick fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (GwxCX)

336 People really believe PizzaGate couldn't happen.


Guilty here, or I used to be. These days, I think anything's possible, although I still draw the line at lizard people living in the train tunnels at the Denver airport. I flew out of there hundreds of times and never saw one.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (u+Y3T)

337 Maher just wants to be eaten last. He's afraid. Good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (BFigT)

338 324 but if China's invasion of Taiwan is going to be like Russia's of Ukraine...then their navy is going to be sad.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (OuH7W)

One can hope, but the PRC has stolen a great deal of American tech over the last few decades.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

339 When I was 5 I wanted to be a princess.
I still am.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (NpAcC)

When I was about that age the grownups were talking about how in Californica a man could marry another man. I thought about it for a second and said when I grew up I would marry my best friend (another boy).

All the adults burst out in laughter. I was so embarrassed I "ran away." I didn't know why I was so silly and wrong, I just knew that I was.

Their reaction was, indeed, the proper one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (YV6PJ)

340
Republicans are going to pass "build back" bullshit next year because they'll be shitting bricks and desperate.

Democrats are 5 moves ahead of us.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (9EwW3)

341 Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

Much easier.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: GOPe at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (SH2Zi)

342 I remember those russian broads who were in the band TaTu or some stoopid shit like that.

They pretended to be sodomites for money and attention even though both loved the caak.

I think Putin sent them to the GULAG for tax evasion.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (VghRo)

343 And now a word from our sponsor, Ivermectin, brought to you by their spokesman, Mr. Ed. "Wilbur, you tool around in that dumb ass Studebaker, and never know what we go through what with getting shoes nailed to our hooves".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (lz5hY)

344 Never understood the "draw" of perpetuating your blood line


As I see it, it's a gift from the Lord.

One of the blessings that is promised is many descendants.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (v31Ye)

345 Remember a few weeks ago how democrats went crazy over Elon Musk's tweet showing how he's remained the same, but the left had pushed the party so far that his formerly left-of-center positions now placed him squarely on the right?

Well, how far left did the party have to go to make bedfellows out of the Right and the likes of Bill Maher, Naomi Wolf, and Glen Greenwald? It ought not take a genius in their party to start thinking, "Gee... maybe we've strayed a bit too much."

Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (gS3OW)

346 There was a story last week about a middle school girl who thought she was going to an after school art class, but it really was a gay support club. And the groomer lecturer they invited actually told the kids that if you feel uncomfortable in your own body, you are trans.

Wrong. THAT IS EVERY ADOLESCENT CHILD. That is a perfectly normal feeling. Your body is changing and betraying you. Every child feels weird in their body at that age. You don't tell kids that if they cut off the offending bits it will all go away.

They were keeping this from the parents, but the girl told her parents, thank goodness. All of this needs to be exposed to sunlight.

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (jfXTd)

347
When I was five I wanted to be a horse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Like all childhood wishes, Jane was sad as that withers away.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

348 Horse puns? Perfect for galloping inflation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (txdEq)

349 IIRC encouraging boys to cut off their junk is a-ok, but encouraging obese people to lose weight is bad, no good, terrible.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

350 Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.


very accurate

works for other things too

like losing two entire years to COVID - people can't countenance that there was no point to missed funerals, weddings, graduations, etc etc

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (w0NJk)

351 I never wanted to be something. Adults would ask me that and I'd answer, "me", I'm allready something. And the adults would back away again.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM (XSAvL)

352 I flew out of there hundreds of times and never saw one.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (u+Y3T)

You don't see gravity either. But you KNOW it exists.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

353 See what gay marriage got us?
Once one battle is won they advance to the next.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (Y274z)

354 if you're going to mention SNL, then you mention the sketch about the small town doctor who had a 100% girl delivery rate.

It was a joke in 86, you see...he made all the babies girls. His nurse was Jon Lovitz, he asked him how his electrolysis was going.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (OuH7W)

355 335 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

This is incredible to me.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM

Well if any parent would allow and even encourage it that explains why the kid is fucked up in the first place. Sick fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (GwxCX)

And with woke psychology, taking him/her to the shrink may just make things worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

356 These days, I think anything's possible, although I still draw the line at lizard people living in the train tunnels at the Denver airport. I flew out of there hundreds of times and never saw one.

That's just because they have impeccable human suits.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (ppBhU)

357 What was closed could be re-opened, or built from new. It's old technology. You would not have to actually mine all that much lead; just recycle the lead from worn-out batteries. The lead does not go away. The plates just become clogged with non-reactive lead sulphate. The only obstacles are political.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And those political obstacles change every four to eight years from wide open to shut completely down.

Tell that to the oil drillers. No one is going to lay out the capital to have DC shut their industry down again. Good luck getting Keystone XL reopened.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (Uh6Mj)

358 When I was about that age the grownups were talking about how in Californica a man could marry another man. I thought about it for a second and said when I grew up I would marry my best friend (another boy).

All the adults burst out in laughter. I was so embarrassed I "ran away." I didn't know why I was so silly and wrong, I just knew that I was.

Their reaction was, indeed, the proper one.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (YV6PJ)

Too bad that now when you burst out in laughter at some guy introducing you to "his husband", it doesn't affect them the same way.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (Ti+Tv)

359 Like Andrew Sullivan, as I've mentioned before, who has been quietly protesting the trans agenda, noting it erases his identity as a man attracted to men.


That's just the spirochetes talking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (yQpMk)

360 we like ur graphix too

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:40 PM (DJFLF)

Those I take very seriously.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (8ETWp)

361 352 I flew out of there hundreds of times and never saw one.

Posted by: Mookie at May 23, 2022 12:43 PM (u+Y3T)

You don't see gravity either. But you KNOW it exists.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

It's such a drag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

362 >>What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

This is incredible to me.


Agreed. There are some really sick parents.

However, with the teen trans, it appears that a lot of this is happening despite them trying to slow it down, as all the teen institutions (schools, pediatricians, therapists, etc.) have become invested in fast-tracking it -- and will take action against parents who resist it. It is frightening. I would guess that for the teen trans trend, it is happening more without parental knowledge and consent.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (7obMn)

363 Bill Maher....neo-moron.
Posted by: redenzo at May 23, 2022 12:01 PM (E7vND)

Even a blind donkey finds the occasional Tijuana hooker hooha.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (EfKf/)

364
You think Manchin and Sinema are doing something right?

It's all a Ruse: Democrats can pass anything they want right now. But why should they? They can get the Republicans to pass everything in 2023 and then win it all back in 2024.

Just. Like. 2012.
We are repeating 2008-2012 all over again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (9EwW3)

365 Everyone I know wants their little girls to grow up to be women and their little boys to grow up to be men.
They may be uncertain as how to best go about that but that is what they want.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (eGTCV)

366 350 Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.

///

remember, teh gop folded instantly. The left pretended that even asking about it was a crime. But we've seen how it is if the roles were reversed, of course.

Bush Gore florida 2000...the left had no problem
even 2016, they worked hard. intimidating/bribing unfaithful electors.

but the gOP can't do nothing for itself

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:46 PM (OuH7W)

367 Physical weakness, infertility and taking the pleasure out of sex aren't incidental consequences of the trans movement.

This is about reducing the rate of population growth and ensuring that the populace is too weak to mount any resistance.

There are no contradictions. Check your assumptions.

Posted by: Gaiam Somebody at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (1dzqn)

368 287 Of course Maher knows this explosion in tranny and gay for young people is most definitely not biological. It's social engineering. It's brainwashing. It's also deeply evil and I feel sorry for this up and coming generation. They are screwed 10 ways to Sunday...from a mental health standpoint, from an economic standpoint.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:38 PM (sVtYq)

----

It's why they outlawed "gay conversion therapy".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (cMXNt)

369 62 >>What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

liberal assholes.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (OuH7W)

370 They're purposefully trying to crash it. Have you not read any of the resetters articles/agendas?

They want to change the economy, but they do not want high inflation during an election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

371 There was a story last week about a middle school girl who thought she was going to an after school art class, but it really was a gay support club. And the groomer lecturer they invited actually told the kids that if you feel uncomfortable in your own body, you are trans.

Wrong. THAT IS EVERY ADOLESCENT CHILD. That is a perfectly normal feeling. Your body is changing and betraying you. Every child feels weird in their body at that age. You don't tell kids that if they cut off the offending bits it will all go away.

They were keeping this from the parents, but the girl told her parents, thank goodness. All of this needs to be exposed to sunlight.
Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:44 PM

Yep and nuked from orbit. The problems are two fold. One educators are now indoctrinators and two, we've become a nation of pussies! Everyone is so afraid of the woke/cancel brigade they won't say a word. The minute they cry bigotry most back down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (GwxCX)

372 These people are a culture that have no intention of being here 100 years from now. It's like a death cult but everybody's afraid to off themselves so they'd rather let the actuary tables do it.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (wb1YC)

373
Incidentally, we are about to repeat the "gabby giffords" phase of our Repeat Of Recent History.

And then...the massive oil spill in the ocean.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (9EwW3)

374 "Why Are We Chopping Off Kids' Breasts and Genitals, Again?"

Hey, when our clientele want a pizza with everything, they mean EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Comet Pizzeria In Beautiful Washington DC at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (oedLL)

375 See what gay marriage got us?
Once one battle is won they advance to the next.
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (Y274z)

Concur. Sodomites never, ever stop sodomiting.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (VghRo)

376 Yeah, I'm not so sure about the lizard people but I believe pretty much everything else.

How could I not?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (DcKNO)

377 Jeremiah Poff
@JJ_Poff
NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer

https://tinyurl.com/dp87smuy

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

378 four year old won't wear pants. "I'm a dinosaur".

-
My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (FVME7)

379 I like the train of thought that the teenage trans movement is actually gay erasure. "I'm not gay, I'm just born in the wrong body!"

Unrelated, but in the culture war camp, have y'all seen what's happening with Fantasy author Mercedes Lackey. The woke wolves have come for her.

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (Odzw0)

380 And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

Spot on. Same goes for the Covid response measures.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (HsAzN)

381 If a kid says they're [this thing] because it's trendy, they aren't really [that thing]. This poor generation would've been in a lot better shape if their parents or caregivers were still into carrying tiny dogs around in their purses. Or even adopting black babies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (sVtYq)

382 29 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

just think of all the likes you'll get on facebook!

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (j5Tg0)

383 Like a Good Groomer, State Farm is There

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (HsAzN)

384 375 See what gay marriage got us?
Once one battle is won they advance to the next.
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:45 PM (Y274z)

Concur. Sodomites never, ever stop sodomiting.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (VghRo)

Much easier to say that Gomorrahring.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

385
Fake News is already pushing the Narrative that the "solution" to inflation/recession is the green new deal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (9EwW3)

386 The writer Morons will put sooper thoughtful sh*t out there just to see how we respond. It's research for their next book.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (pBly4)

387 >>> 4 ace, I posted this in the EMT, it is. . . disturbing. Trans on reddit says the ugly stuff out loud:
https://tinyurl.com/2tmp6ym7
"I literally want to wear her."
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (7obMn)

We are getting to the point in society where Silence of the Lambs is no longer a cautionary tale but an instruction model? Society is doomed.

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (jfXTd)

388 It's possible that at 5 I wanted to *have* a collie dog or a German shepherd. Both Lassie and Rin Tin Tin ran on our local TV stations. Though when I was 5 I don't think we had a TV then. Never mind.

I don't remember ever wanting to be something other than a human. Always I knew I was that. Sure, I wanted to be other *human* boys, Jeff from Lassie or Rusty from Rin Tin Tin. Never wanted to be Annie Oakley from that TV series, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (txdEq)

389 I don't like Maher a lot, but "hand me the dick saw" is HQ-worthy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (1TuZk)

390 >>>Why Are We Chopping Off Kids' Breasts and Genitals, Again?

Transhumanist religious dogma. Orthodoxy is compulsory, and minimally requires affirmation of dogma when presented with appropriate shibboleth challenge, and NO open opposition or skepticism. Bill is about to learn he has been part of a religious cult when he gets excommunicated.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (vl3oo)

391 335 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

This is incredible to me.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:36 PM


I don't think morons understand that in blue shithole school districts, parents can be charged with child abuse if they don't affirm their children's gender dysphoria fantasies.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (DJFLF)

392 NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer

they hate us all

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (OuH7W)

393 378 four year old won't wear pants. "I'm a dinosaur".

-
My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (FVME7)

Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Diane Feinstein,...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

394 All these predators are doing is taking advantage of the natural confusion in children.

If someone had told me long ago that my attraction to female things was due to something in me which wanted to *be* a female, rather than because I liked females, I wouldn't have ever believed them but only because I know myself and my own mind.

Better these people be yoked to a cement block and cast into the sea than their actual fate.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (SjmaH)

395 Like a Good Groomer, State Farm is There

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM (HsAzN)

That's gotta stick.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (SH2Zi)

396 382 29 I believe a lot of parents think it is trendy to have a gender-confused child

Being proud that your sterile trans child will represent the end of your blood line is the ultimate environmentalist virtue signal.

You're not just complaining about overpopulation and the destruction of the planet. You're part of the solution.

Posted by: Gaiam Somebody at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (1dzqn)

397 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

398 Unrelated, but in the culture war camp, have y'all seen what's happening with Fantasy author Mercedes Lackey. The woke wolves have come for her.
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at May 23, 2022


***
Didn't she write several stories featuring griffins, the mythical beasts with lion bodies and eagle wings and heads?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

399 Now if only someone could so something about the distinct lifelong lack of feminine attraction to me, then we would be getting somewhere.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (SjmaH)

400 @319

>>But apparently, that's the wrong answer.

The world seems like it's a much more dangerous place with THE ADULTS back in charge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (2Nu7s)

401 You don't have to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body any more!

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (Y274z)

402
They want to change the economy, but they do not want high inflation during an election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Whatthefuck do they care?
What did the Democrats care about obamacare?

Democrats give little shit about losing the midterms, once in a while. They know they have 2024 in the bag.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (9EwW3)

403 If a little boy tells a little girl he likes her he gets suspended from school for being a sexual predator.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (eGTCV)

404 Unrelated, but in the culture war camp, have y'all seen what's happening with Fantasy author Mercedes Lackey. The woke wolves have come for her.
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at May 23, 2022

***
Didn't she write several stories featuring griffins, the mythical beasts with lion bodies and eagle wings and heads?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

And gays. Lots of gays in her books.

Didn't save her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (XvPQV)

405 All I know is, I'd rather be hung like a horse, than hanged like an ass.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (YV6PJ)

406 397 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

Um, the transformer dinos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

407 You try scrubbing them out, soaking them out... still you've got...
Posted by: Ring around the cholera at May 23, 2022 12:13 PM


They even used Bon Ami!

Posted by: That character who always says... at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (h6/n7)

408 378 Used to be every four year old boy would know the names of the big boy dinos, and you also got a jump start in Latin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (lz5hY)

409 State Farm's next commercial. What should Jake's line be?

"Okay, 'Jake from State Farm'. What are you wearing?"

Jake: _________________________________

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

410 Jake from State Farm is now a soprano.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (SjmaH)

411 Concur. Sodomites never, ever stop sodomiting.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (VghRo)
-------------------

Only way to stop it is to put it back where it belongs and that takes it back to about 1963. And put a cork on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (pBly4)

412 There's Barney. But who else?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

Dino, duh.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (SH2Zi)

413 Most of what drives denial of voter fraud in 2020 is the sick feeling inside that if it was true, everything you believe in about the government and the US electoral system is wrong, dead wrong. And its easier to lie to yourself than to face the truth.
--
Half of the GOP elected are in on the fraud.

The other half fit this, because-- to admit this truth-- is to admit their own election wasn't all "hard work, right on the issues, good person, etc." It was all a lie-- they coasted in on fraud, and if they want to keep their cushy job, they know they'll have to play ball.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (NOTwB)

414 397 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)


"That hurts, dude."

- - Dino

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

415 Peso detained at Davos and they won't say why.

https://bit.ly/3sRa96r

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (i0wNm)

416 #395 State Farm sells gender insurance?

who knew?

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (Y274z)

417 400 @319

>>But apparently, that's the wrong answer.

The world seems like it's a much more dangerous place with THE ADULTS back in charge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (2Nu7s)

That's because those adults have dementia and wear diapers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

418 "Raises the question" is the term you're looking for here, EDITORS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

Fist bump!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (EfKf/)

419 409 State Farm's next commercial. What should Jake's line be?

"Okay, 'Jake from State Farm'. What are you wearing?"

Jake: _________________________________
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (ptqGC)


"A butt plug and a smile . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (s2VJv)

420 >>Physical weakness, infertility and taking the pleasure out of sex aren't incidental consequences of the trans movement.

This is about reducing the rate of population growth and ensuring that the populace is too weak to mount any resistance.



This guy suspects an additional goal:
https://tinyurl.com/ym2xv5y9

While the left depends on resentment to maintain power, not all resentment is created equal and not every kind of malcontent is equally useful. . .What distinguishes transgenderism from other sources of resentment is that it is transformative. There is a well-developed process – running from self-identification to full-on surgical modification - through which one is initiated into transgenderism, a lifestyle that one cannot leave once the process has been completed (the dick cannot be un-chopped, so to speak). It should be clear at this point that transgenderism possesses this political benefit in addition to all the political benefits already mentioned for previous groups.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (7obMn)

421 401 You don't have to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body any more!

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (Y274z)

Now you're a lesbian that used to be a man, baby.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

422 There's a couple of birds in the tree outside my window. They are sparrow sized but they have red breasts.
Are they sparrows identifying as robins?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

423 Jeremiah Poff
@JJ_Poff
NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer

https://tinyurl.com/dp87smuy

--

This is not Ed Rust's company any longer. Mr. Black has worked for SF for 40 years. I worked for them for a long time myself some time ago. The company used to be an excellent place to work. This sickens me to my core.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (sVtYq)

424 397 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

--------------------

There's Earl.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (CAJOC)

425 Didn't she write several stories featuring griffins, the mythical beasts with lion bodies and eagle wings and heads?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022
*
And gays. Lots of gays in her books.

Didn't save her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022


***
I think I read one, The Black Griffin or something like that. At this remove I don't recall gay people in it, but the griffin was far too affable and friendly to people. Bored me. In my view, a creature like that should be more like a feral cat on meth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (txdEq)

426 See what gay marriage got us?
Once one battle is won they advance to the next.


It started a long ways before that, including steps like the "sexual revolution". For over a century we were warned where the cultural direction we were headed led to and what the consequences would be. We were told and we all ignored them because "dude, fun!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

427 *Poso.

Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (i0wNm)

428 403 If a little boy tells a little girl he likes her he gets suspended from school for being a sexual predator.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (eGTCV)

I'm lucky my older child wasn't. He was in 1st grade, and a girl he liked was leaving the state, so he came up to her and kissed her on the lips. Fortunately, the principal knew and and him and knew he didn't mean it sexually.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

429 I recently saw a fellow from College who was a great friend but of course we drifted apart. He proudly told me about his son's husband. I smiled and listened. (Notably, the mother decamped early in the upbringing because she "did not want to be married." Friend was and is a great stable decent-earning intelligent person with a good corporate job. This Seinfeld BS about there's noting wrong with that...It is always a parent.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (fMhOl)

430 I don't think morons understand that in blue shithole school districts, parents can be charged with child abuse if they don't affirm their children's gender dysphoria fantasies.
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:50 PM (DJFLF)

------

I did not understand that at all.

But I'd never let my kid in a public school now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (DcKNO)

431
Jake: _________________________________
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (ptqGC)


"A butt plug and a smile . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 12:53 PM (s2VJv)

----------

Early winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

432 There's a couple of birds in the tree outside my window. They are sparrow sized but they have red breasts.

Finches, maybe?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (HsAzN)

433 The green new deal is the solution to inflation and recession - we go straight to a depression and socialist hell.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (oWBc3)

434 409 State Farm's next commercial. What should Jake's line be?

"Okay, 'Jake from State Farm'. What are you wearing?"

Jake: _________________________________

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

replaced by jared from subway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

435 Get your autographed Ron DeSantis baseball cards while supplies last.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bed2p

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (v31Ye)

436 We are getting to the point in society where Silence of the Lambs is no longer a cautionary tale but an instruction model? Society is doomed.
Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:49 PM


Are the trannies still screaming, LizLem?

Posted by: H. Lecter at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (h6/n7)

437 411 Concur. Sodomites never, ever stop sodomiting.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 12:48 PM (VghRo)
-------------------

Only way to stop it is to put it back where it belongs and that takes it back to about 1963. And put a cork on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 12:52 PM (pBly4)

Butt plug?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

438 Finches, maybe?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (HsAzN)

Probably some kind of finch.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)

439 State Farm's next commercial. What should Jake's line be?

"Okay, 'Jake from State Farm'. What are you wearing?"

Jake: _________________________________
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022
*
"A butt plug and a smile . . . "
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022


***
"A corset, fishnets, and high heels to die for!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (txdEq)

440 Being that Maher says we can ask questions, what I want to know is what happened to good old-fashioned chicks with dicks? That used to be a thing. Instead of the whole bottom surgery thing, which based on the hideous photos I've seen on 4chan, is, uh, not a perfected science.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

441 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?

the kind that is terrified of not being able to virtue signal about their acceptance of "the latest thing" on social media

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (j5Tg0)

442 and I bet the fed's new ballyhooed anti-lynching law was actually some sort of "you're a domestic terrorist if you complain about tranny teachers diddling your kid, or if you oppose science from doctors telling kids to trans"

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (OuH7W)

443 There's a barn owl (I think. It's an owl and it's white, so probably) in the big blue spruce outside my window and it's HOO-ing me to death. Shut TF up, Owl! I'm tryin' to work here. Go eat a mouse or something.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (HsAzN)

444 I think I read one, The Black Griffin or something like that. At this remove I don't recall gay people in it, but the griffin was far too affable and friendly to people. Bored me. In my view, a creature like that should be more like a feral cat on meth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (txdEq)

My wife has all of them, some are like the Black Griffion, some are more 'out'. Mercy is pretty opinionated, so I can see her not backing down if she's being challenged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

445 Poso and crew were released

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (DJFLF)

446 Good grief. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. If I have to see ONE MORE ad for Tank Abrams I'm going to kill something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

447 422 There's a couple of birds in the tree outside my window. They are sparrow sized but they have red breasts.
Are they sparrows identifying as robins?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

Waiting for them to identify as cats. We'll see how well that goes over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

448 (the dick cannot be un-chopped, so to speak)
------------

See???

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (BhqmB)

449 397 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

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There's Earl.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 23, 2022 12:54 PM

There's Bill Kristol. Allahpundit, Jonah Goldberg, David Fwench etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (GwxCX)

450 Looking at all the plaudits being given Maher for noticing the most obvious of truths is like watching the Special Olympics. I feel good about his personal achievement but not exactly blown away by the performance.

Posted by: Zek at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (OzNIz)

451 Good grief. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. If I have to see ONE MORE ad for Tank Abrams I'm going to kill something.

--

What are her ads saying? "Vote for me so I can govern this state that I hate?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

452 My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Um, the transformer dinos?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Dinobots? There's Grimlock, and..... and I'm more 29 than I thought.

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (P1f+c)

453 Abrams is gonna be cheated into office. Yeah?

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (BhqmB)

454 Report: NSBA called for deploying US military against parents (aka 'plotters') at school board meetings in earlier draft of letter to Joe Biden

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They're probably white supremacists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (FVME7)

455 Maybe that IS the plan. You know, reduce world population?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

_________________________

Well, that's not so outlandish an evaluation considering the same can be said for abortion (even more so). I'd love to see statistics on the percentages of kids that follow in their parents political ideology. If they reflect what I assume they do, it is a case of chopping off one's nose to spite their face.

Posted by: Orson at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (Y6zlF)

456 443 There's a barn owl (I think. It's an owl and it's white, so probably) in the big blue spruce outside my window and it's HOO-ing me to death. Shut TF up, Owl! I'm tryin' to work here. Go eat a mouse or something.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (HsAzN)

Know the lyrics to Wildfire?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

457 What do Abrams' ads say? Abrams for Reelection?

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (BhqmB)

458 ... in certain areas it is "trendy" to be anything other than straight and that this is certainly partly causing the rise in gay and trans-identifying children, then we're not having a scientific discussion about this, we're just participating in "a culture war battle in which children are the cannon fodder."
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Yes, exactly. And nobody is touching the very dangerous question about what this implies about policy regarding homosexuals. Why is it different? Why does "born this way" apply to one but not the other? Why is one trendy but the other is less trendy (though still trendy)? How does the concept of "trendy" apply? Why are laws written to enable acceleration of a trend?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (DU+/6)

459 hey, georgia somehow voted biden and for two commie atheist baby killing senators.

IDK if they fixed any voting laws yet

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (OuH7W)

460 They want to change the economy, but they do not want high inflation during an election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

Too late. So bring on the Monkey Pox.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (RwFyf)

461 The left wants to abort your child or starve your child. And if those don't happen, then they want to disfigure and mutilate your child.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (Qhnrt)

462 But I'd never let my kid in a public school now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 23, 2022 12:55 PM (DcKNO)


I know a mom in MD who was not allowed to call her daughter by her real name, she had to call her daughter IVAN or the school would send CPS to the mom's house and possibly take the child away. The girl was 14 years old.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (DJFLF)

463 >>> 236 I saw pics last week on The Donald of young girls (trans men) after their top surgeries to remove their breasts. I don't know who the butcher was that was their surgeon, but there were thick, hacking scars. It was like someone took a hatchet to them. Ghastly. Doctor Frankenstein did a cleaner job when he sewed his creature together. The kids had no life in their eyes; possibly they were horrified by how bad their chests looked now and couldn't say anything? Made me want to cry and hug them, and apologize to them, that the adults who should be protecting them and gently guiding them through adolescence aren't.

Modern progressive culture is messing a whole generation of kids up. I hate feeling like it's by design, but sheer incompetence to foresee the fallout that will come is just as evil.
Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (jfXTd)

By design? Nah, that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Stan at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (llON8)

464 *My four year old grandson knows the names of all the well known dinosaurs.

There's Barney. But who else?*

Dino.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (jYQlA)

465 459 hey, georgia somehow voted biden and for two commie atheist baby killing senators.

IDK if they fixed any voting laws yet

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 12:59 PM (OuH7W)


Fixed like a tranny

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

466 OK Jake from State Farm has defected. If that little fucking lizard goes out the window, I don't know what to do. Brit accent, probably a cold blooded queer anyway.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (lz5hY)

467 The libs running in Georgia are all feverishly saying they have to...Ta Da!..."save our democracy!!!!!"

Oh, and the right to vote. Because apparently there is no right to vote in Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

468 451 Good grief. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. If I have to see ONE MORE ad for Tank Abrams I'm going to kill something.


What are her ads saying? "Vote for me so I can govern this state that I hate?"
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

Vote for me so I can make you hate this State as much as I do?

Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

469 Know the lyrics to Wildfire?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM

Thanks for the earworm!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (GwxCX)

470 Abrams is gonna be cheated into office. Yeah?
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM


Probably. She's going to go all Fatal (gravitational) Attraction on GA voters.

"I will not be ignored!!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (h6/n7)

471 I used to know most of the dinosaur names, although they have discovered bits of bones and classified a bunch more since the 1970s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

472 @453

>>Abrams is gonna be cheated into office. Yeah?

Maybe, seeing as Kemp is more than likely going to be the GOP candidate, he probably won't let the Atlanta vote tabulation center to go wild.

Regardless, the cheating is going to be off the hook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (2Nu7s)

473 Know the lyrics to Wildfire?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022


***
"There's been a hoot owl howlin' by my window now,
For six nights in a row."

Then I took my .45 and shot him. The End.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

474 There's a barn owl in the big blue spruce outside my window and it's HOO-ing me to death.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Hey! That's our job!

Posted by: the World Health Organization at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (P1f+c)

475 This sickens me to my core.
Posted by: Lady in Black
___

Pretty much how I feel towards the Army.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (1Srlr)

476 Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

Get out of here Bob!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

477 There's Charlie, Delta, Blue, and Echo. From Jurassic Park.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (HsAzN)

478 Looking at all the plaudits being given Maher for noticing the most obvious of truths is like watching the Special Olympics.

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (1TuZk)

479
I thought I had a link last week about Georgia's voting laws actually being significantly strengthened - as opposed to "fortified."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (s2VJv)

480 446 Good grief. I can't wait for tomorrow to be over. If I have to see ONE MORE ad for Tank Abrams I'm going to kill something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC-)

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"America is the worst country on the planet, and Georgia is the worst state in America to live in" sounds like a winning campaign message. Especially if you can rig the vote ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (qD2th)

481 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."

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Yeah, who the hell does he (HE!) think he is?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)

482 470 Abrams is gonna be cheated into office. Yeah?
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM

Probably. She's going to go all Fatal (gravitational) Attraction on GA voters.

"I will not be ignored!!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (h6/n7)

Not exactly SMOD. Nothing sweet about her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

483 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?


The kind that would be better at the bottom of the ocean with a millstone tied to them than facing the judgement to come.

Some will probably say at that time "But I lived in a blue city and didn't want to risk prosecution, so I said nothing. I'm good, right?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (v31Ye)

484

Three years ago: Bill Maher angers red states: "We have Chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee"

https://tinyurl.com/3rssjua5

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (63Dwl)

485 A Silence of the Lambs reboot would require Gumb to be the hero.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (f5Veu)

486 It started a long ways before that, including steps like the "sexual revolution". For over a century we were warned where the cultural direction we were headed led to and what the consequences would be. We were told and we all ignored them because "dude, fun!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Circa 1962/63 was the first operation done in the US it was a big deal. I think they made a cheap movie about it. - the push was on.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (pBly4)

487 See???

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2022 12:57 PM (BhqmB)

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (SH2Zi)

488 OK Jake from State Farm has defected. If that little fucking lizard goes out the window, I don't know what to do. Brit accent, probably a cold blooded queer anyway.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM

Wait til you see Flo transition and take it to Jake. You don't even want to know what happens to the gecko. Let's just call him the Gere Gecko.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (GwxCX)

489 478 Looking at all the plaudits being given Maher for noticing the most obvious of truths is like watching the Special Olympics.

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (1TuZk)


It takes him 100 times longer but it means so much more!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (s2VJv)

490 this is not your job, dude.

It literally is, Whoopsie

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (HsAzN)

491 I used to know most of the dinosaur names, although they have discovered bits of bones and classified a bunch more since the 1970s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022


***
"Velociraptor" was never a name I knew as a kid. I'm not completely sure they are a real thing. But Michael Crichton realized he needed something ferocious as the adversary in Jurassic Park, and a T. Rex wouldn't be able to pursue people indoors very well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (txdEq)

492 The libs running in Georgia are all feverishly saying they have to...Ta Da!..."save our democracy!!!!!"

It never fails: when they say "our democracy", substitute "the Democrat Party".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (1TuZk)

493 @FreeBeacon
Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."


That's remarkably stupid, even for Whoopi

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (eGTCV)

494 Every 3 years or so there's a new "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" disease, like clockwork. You can look at a history of infectious diseases in the US and it goes back every 3 years for decades, from the bird flu to Ebola, to whatever. There's scaremongering from the media, some of them kill thousands of people, then it fades away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

495 473 Know the lyrics to Wildfire?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022

***
"There's been a hoot owl howlin' by my window now,
For six nights in a row."

Then I took my .45 and shot him. The End.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

Then I hoped you quickly buried it (or fed it to the dogs), 'cause it was endangered.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

496 I'd like to see CPS try to take a girl child around here because her folks wouldn't call her Ivan

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (oWBc3)

497 "I literally want to wear her."
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 12:33 PM (7obMn)

We are getting to the point in society where Silence of the Lambs is no longer a cautionary tale but an instruction model? Society is doomed.


This is one of those underbellies of trans. That there is an attraction to the feminine not an innate feminine being and that it really is male attraction to the feminine becoming disordered away from the goal of attracting the feminine to becoming it. Women don't typically obsess over femininity. What they obsess over is attention and status. While jealousy is not an uncommon thing about women, it's "I want what she HAS" not "I want to be her".

Mental health has always been a political $h1t show. But there was a time when they would have looked at this psychosis from a more scientifically honest point of view. That time has passed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (vl3oo)

498 Know the lyrics to Wildfire?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM

Thanks for the earworm!

--

And the tiny tear forming in my eyes. (Yes, kid me used to get sad hearing that song on the radio!)

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (sVtYq)

499 >.We are getting to the point in society where Silence of the Lambs is no longer a cautionary tale but an instruction model? Society is doomed.

LizLem, did you see the part where he was told to get help and he responds that this is how they all feel?

It's like that moment where a lesbian SSM activist on a radio show admitted it's not about wanting marriage, it's about destroying marriage (and there was other evidence of this during the push for SSM).

It explains the anger you see online, and the wish to extinguish TERFs, the tweets and chants of "TRANSWOMEN ARE WOMEN!"-- it's a mantra to convince themselves, to overrule what they know is true: they will never be women.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (7obMn)

500 The linguistics thing: For some time, the thinking was that dictionaries should reflect usage. There's a lot to be said for this sort of approach. Language changes organically and understanding usage requires that those changes be recognized.

With the ascendancy of the totalitarian left we're seeing something different now, though. Rather than reflecting usage, dictionaries are the cutting edge of Newspeak. That's not how this is supposed to work.

An example is the use of plural pronouns (they/them/their) to avoid the use of "gendered" singular pronouns. This is common practice now in print and it's considered

I have never--not one single time--heard anyone use this construction in verbal communication, but it's the new standard, supposedly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (sWM8x)

501 476 Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

Get out of here Bob!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

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That's not the real Bob Since the real Bob has been reassigned to the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (PDnth)

502 "Velociraptor" was never a name I knew as a kid. I'm not completely sure they are a real thing. But Michael Crichton realized he needed something ferocious as the adversary in Jurassic Park, and a T. Rex wouldn't be able to pursue people indoors very well.


except those were Deinonychus. Velociraptors were the size of chickens. but the movie peeps thought that name sounded better, which I guess it does.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (w0NJk)

503 a lifestyle that one cannot leave once the process has been completed
---
Jim Jones raped the men and their wives to destroy their sexual identity.

He would be leading transgender church today. As it is, it's a council of elders in the DNC that took over his church.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (NOTwB)

504 @DrewHLive

The @nytimes was invited to "attend" the WEF meeting in Davos this year and was out eating lunch freely, @JackPosobiec was doing the exact same thing today, yet he was targeted and detained by police, cause he's not invited for the NWO party

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

505 OK Jake from State Farm has defected. If that little fucking lizard goes out the window, I don't know what to do. Brit accent, probably a cold blooded queer anyway.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022


***
I thought the Gecko was Australian?

Whatever happened to Maxwell the Pig?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (txdEq)

506 Bill Maher is embarrassed that leftists are making leftists look bad.

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (6RgRK)

507 "Velociraptor" was never a name I knew as a kid. I'm not completely sure they are a real thing.

They are*, but they're little, like dog sized. Utah Raptor was the size of the things in the movie, but the name isn't cool enough.

*Almost all dinosaurs are a significant amount of guesswork of their skeletal structure since you don't ever find a full skeleton. And of course skin, internal structure, etc are all total guesswork.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

508 "it's considered acceptable."

Sorry.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (sWM8x)

509 491 I used to know most of the dinosaur names, although they have discovered bits of bones and classified a bunch more since the 1970s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022

***
"Velociraptor" was never a name I knew as a kid. I'm not completely sure they are a real thing. But Michael Crichton realized he needed something ferocious as the adversary in Jurassic Park, and a T. Rex wouldn't be able to pursue people indoors very well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (txdEq)

And Joe Biden's preferences were not yet known by the public.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

510 483 What kind of asshole parent allows an under 18 child to go through any gender-altering surgery or take life-changing drugs?
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The kind that would be better at the bottom of the ocean with a millstone tied to them than facing the judgement to come.
...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------------------------

Don't take them to Lake Mead

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (pBly4)

511 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."

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Yeah, who the hell does he (HE!) think he is?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)

Yea, that IS his job toots. Yours is to be an uneducated babbling scrunt. Well done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (GwxCX)

512 @FreeBeacon
Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."


That's remarkably stupid, even for Whoopi

==

Somebody tell hideously fugly Whoopi "their religion, their choice."

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (sVtYq)

513 This is one of those underbellies of trans. That there is an attraction to the feminine not an innate feminine being and that it really is male attraction to the feminine becoming disordered away from the goal of attracting the feminine to becoming it. Women don't typically obsess over femininity. What they obsess over is attention and status. While jealousy is not an uncommon thing about women, it's "I want what she HAS" not "I want to be her".


hmm that sounds very accurate - AND - also very similar to how some serial killers' minds operate.

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (w0NJk)

514 Three years ago: Bill Maher angers red states: "We have Chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee"

///

yes yes, I'm sure we were all upset at the wagies bragging about how they spend more for food. and housing.

even if I were a stereotypical red stater, I'd know that I could go to any number of fun local places out of a guy fieri local color show.

this is the human condition, is it not? the constant need to make yourself feel better. sort of like how everyone slower than you is a dolt and everyone driving faster than you is insane.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (OuH7W)

515 498 Know the lyrics to Wildfire?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:58 PM

Thanks for the earworm!

--

And the tiny tear forming in my eyes. (Yes, kid me used to get sad hearing that song on the radio!)

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 01:03 PM (sVtYq)

It's all that damn pony's fault. And stupidity on the woman's part for following it in a killing frost.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

516 except those were Deinonychus. Velociraptors were the size of chickens. but the movie peeps thought that name sounded better, which I guess it does.
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022


***
There are quite a few differences between novel and movie, but I'm pretty sure Crichton called his human-sized predators velociraptors in the text. Been a while since I read it last, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM (txdEq)

517 455 Maybe that IS the plan. You know, reduce world population?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

_________________________

Well, that's not so outlandish an evaluation considering the same can be said for abortion (even more so). I'd love to see statistics on the percentages of kids that follow in their parents political ideology. If they reflect what I assume they do, it is a case of chopping off one's nose to spite their face.

______________________

I think what's happening is something like doublethink. There is likely a good deal of overlap among those pushing the trans "trend" and radical environmentalists who are convinced that anthropogenic climate change is an imminent apocalypse. The fact that trans results in infertility, and thereby reduced future population, isn't a conscious factor in their calculation. It's a means to advance their environmentalist agenda camouflaged as compassion for "trans kids."

Of course they'd never admit this to themselves, which is the core tenet of doublethink.

Posted by: Gaiam Somebody at May 23, 2022 01:06 PM (1dzqn)

518 The 70s had a lot of death songs, human and otherwise. They gave the early 60s a run for their money.

Remember "Run, Joey Run?" That one was so over-the-top melodramatic we used to play it just to howl with laughter, even as kids.

I mean, that spoken word part was just too damn funny: "Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me. Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...Just you wait and see!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:06 PM (HsAzN)

519 >>Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."


Old and busted: Keep your laws off my body!

New hotness: We need laws protecting your body of Christ!

Isn't it funny how offended these non-believers are on behalf of Pelosi? What do they care? Would they be this publicly enraged if it were a mosque denying her entry?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 23, 2022 01:07 PM (7obMn)

520 There are quite a few differences between novel and movie, but I'm pretty sure Crichton called his human-sized predators velociraptors in the text. Been a while since I read it last, though.


nope I just checked my copy. they were Deinonychus.

changed to Velociraptor for the film

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 01:07 PM (w0NJk)

521 Heh. Gotta give Geico credit on some really funny commercials which they will eventually fuck up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2022 01:07 PM (lz5hY)

522 The 70s had a lot of death songs, human and otherwise. They gave the early 60s a run for their money.

Remember "Run, Joey Run?" That one was so over-the-top melodramatic we used to play it just to howl with laughter, even as kids.

I mean, that spoken word part was just too damn funny: "Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me. Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...Just you wait and see!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022


***
Tear-Jerker No. 1: "Last Kiss," by J. Frank Wilson. Of course that was early '60s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (txdEq)

523 In the book they killed the T-Rex with a 40mm grenade launcher and the little girl was much less obnoxious. She was barely there, really.

I liked the movie ending better, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

524 So, he's realizing this now?

When Democrats are on the verge of being clobbered in an election due to a large variety of issues up to and including the whole tranny cult?

Excuse me if I think his only concern is the health of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
==
Probably true. But I also think that liberals were always people who thought they were really smart, but had very poor perspective, and selective amnesia when it didn't line up with how they wanted life to be. They were utopians who forgot about the danger warned about in the good book.

But eventually the blinders come off - reality pounces. Maybe it's that.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (LyTO1)

525
There's Barney. But who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Dino, duh.
Posted by: Comrade flounder


Gertie

https://youtu.be/-_c15oS5i5I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

526
It's all that damn pony's fault. And stupidity on the woman's part for following it in a killing frost.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM

No it's gobal warmening changie trasnitioning. That's why he was lost in a blizzard!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

527
493 @FreeBeacon
Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."


That's remarkably stupid, even for Whoopi
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (eGTCV

I think Whoopi has much more stupidity just waiting to jump out of her fat-lady moo moo.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 01:09 PM (Qhnrt)

528 Say It !!!

They are FREAKS !!

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

529
brontosaurus
stegosaurus
triceratops
tyrannosaurus rex
pterodactyl

those were the main ones

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 01:09 PM (geLO8)

530 Mr. Black has worked for SF for 40 years. I worked for them for a long time myself some time ago. The company used to be an excellent place to work. This sickens me to my core.

Posted by: Lady in Black




Stories like this remind me of why I never knowingly hired a homosexual, or anyone of an activist nature.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:09 PM (5kI0z)

531 526
It's all that damn pony's fault. And stupidity on the woman's part for following it in a killing frost.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:05 PM

No it's gobal warmening changie trasnitioning. That's why he was lost in a blizzard!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

He left his damn barn. I mean can't lead him to water, but if the barn door is open, he's gone in the frigid weather.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

532 What was that one, DOA(?) which is a guy and his girl who were in a car accident and him dying in the ambulance?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (dNqv+)

533 I'm sure Joy Behar had something even more stupid than Whoopi to say. And she's "Catholic" and a former public school teacher.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

534 Sad songs are a part of American culture, almost all Bluegrass songs are about death. Beautiful, sweet songs, but sad at their core.

https://youtu.be/_h3IMv1T53I

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

535
"Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 12:31 PM (v31Ye)

Hopefully he's young enough to ditch the harpy, and start a new family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (H9d3c)

536 Remember Teletubbies?

This whole damn thing is somehow their fault. I''m certain of it.

Posted by: Gaiam Somebody at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (1dzqn)

537 533 I'm sure Joy Behar had something even more stupid than Whoopi to say. And she's "Catholic" and a former public school teacher.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

These people are NOT religious. They'd have had no problem forcing Mary to get an abortion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

538 The 70s had a lot of death songs, human and otherwise. They gave the early 60s a run for their money.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:06 PM (HsAzN)

DOA...Bloodrock

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (AwYPR)

539 "Brian's Song"

**runs**

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

540 I hope Whoopi never has to haul ass because it will probably take her 2 or 3 trips...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (jTmQV)

541
*Almost all dinosaurs are a significant amount of guesswork of their skeletal structure since you don't ever find a full skeleton. And of course skin, internal structure, etc are all total guesswork.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM


they were all steam powered, covered in pleather (with sequins)

mystery solved

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (ENBF0)

542 nope I just checked my copy. they were Deinonychus.

changed to Velociraptor for the film
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022


***
Later in the novel, though, are the *characters* still calling them "Deinos," or something like that? Or "raptors"?

The producers changed an enormous amount for the film; almost nothing except the attack by the Rex in the rain at night was unaltered. But Crichton himself said at the time that Spielberg got the tone right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)

543
"this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."

_________

Oh, yes it is, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (/U27+)

544 I hope Whoopi never has to haul ass because it will probably take her 2 or 3 trips...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM

And a flatbed semi.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (GwxCX)

545 "Three years ago: Bill Maher angers red states: "We have Chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee"


Today, with food shortages increasing, one of those is a heckuva lot more valuable than the other.

Posted by: Moki at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (JrN/x)

546 These people are NOT religious.

Well, not Christian. They're religious as hell. Its just their religion is wokeism and they are their own god.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

547 490 this is not your job, dude.

It literally is, Whoopsie

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (HsAzN)


Ya blink and next thing ya know, Whoopi Cushion Goldberg is the new Pope!

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (DJFLF)

548 I wasn't aware that Whoopi Goldberg is such a staunch supporter of religious freedom in the Catholic church. I guess playing a nun in a movie gives her all the cred she needs.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (oiNtH)

549 I hope Whoopi never has to haul ass because it will probably take her 2 or 3 trips...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (jTmQV)

----------

Whoopi attempting to outrun a velociraptor with monkeypox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

550 532 What was that one, DOA(?) which is a guy and his girl who were in a car accident and him dying in the ambulance?

Bloodrock "D.O.A." It was a plane crash. That song's so grim, creepy and disturbing, today's extreme metal guys listen to it and go: "That's a bit much."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (HsAzN)

551 DailyMail:

'Either we win or this will end badly for all of humanity': Putin's state TV stooges warn Russia will unleash nuclear war rather than accept defeat in Ukraine

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

552 494 Every 3 years or so there's a new "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" disease, like clockwork. You can look at a history of infectious diseases in the US and it goes back every 3 years for decades, from the bird flu to Ebola, to whatever. There's scaremongering from the media, some of them kill thousands of people, then it fades away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:02 PM (KZzsI)
That right there. And it was used to perfection in 2020 election steal. Why should they all of a sudden stop when all the marbles are at stake? Speaking of stakes, this vampire democommie party needs one.

Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (0OP+5)

553
Whatever happened to Maxwell the Pig?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


The caveman ate him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

554 549 I hope Whoopi never has to haul ass because it will probably take her 2 or 3 trips...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:11 PM (jTmQV)
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Whoopi attempting to outrun a velociraptor with monkeypox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

How'd the velociraptor get the 'pox?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

555 I am challenged to think back to the last Christian president we had. Maybe Bush the younger? We've had some Christian-friendly and culturally Judeo-Christian Presidents like Trump but...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

556 Whoopi attempting to outrun a velociraptor with monkeypox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM

My money and hope is on the velociraptor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (GwxCX)

557 DailyMail:

'Either we win or this will end badly for all of humanity': Putin's state TV stooges warn Russia will unleash nuclear war rather than accept defeat in Ukraine

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

-----------

Maybe it'll be just a small nuclear "incursion."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

558 Doesn't Whoopi and all the other rejects of sane humanity get the simple fact that...

Nobody is forcing Peelousy to be a Roman Catholic.

I think the Unitarians would step all over each other to claim her.

Go home, nanzi Peelousy. Unitaria is calling...

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (DJFLF)

559 553
Whatever happened to Maxwell the Pig?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The caveman ate him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

the Geico caveman? It was so easy even he could do it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

560 Whoopi attempting to outrun a velociraptor with monkeypox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

How'd the velociraptor get the 'pox?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

Ate a Gay guy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (oHd/0)

561 How do Whoopi and Joyless Behar have the brain power to keep breathing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (eGTCV)

562 How'd the velociraptor get the 'pox?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

WEF and WHO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (ptqGC)

563 EW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida.
_________

Looks like some more companies want to learn the Disney lesson the hard way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (MvHI3)

564 In the book they killed the T-Rex with a 40mm grenade launcher and the little girl was much less obnoxious. She was barely there, really.

I liked the movie ending better, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022


***
It made a kind of sense to bring the Rex back onstage in the film. Better still would have been for old Mr. Hammond to blow the last raptor away with an elephant gun (which would have been sown earlier) -- weeping as he does it, because his dream of a wondrous park for children of all ages has been shattered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (txdEq)

565 > "Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."
____________

This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)

566 Bloodrock "D.O.A." It was a plane crash. That song's so grim, creepy and disturbing, today's extreme metal guys listen to it and go: "That's a bit much."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (HsAzN)

I always took it to be they were in a car crash (hit a telephone pole?) and they were both thrown from the vehicle. So they were 'flying'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (dNqv+)

567 534 Sad songs are a part of American culture, almost all Bluegrass songs are about death. Beautiful, sweet songs, but sad at their core.

https://youtu.be/_h3IMv1T53I
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

I think the Irish have the sad-song monopoly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 01:15 PM (Qhnrt)

568 560 Whoopi attempting to outrun a velociraptor with monkeypox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

How'd the velociraptor get the 'pox?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

Ate a Gay guy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (oHd/0)

Better than the gay guy raping him, I guess.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

569 Joe's teleprompter is not positioning him for success.

https://bit.ly/3wJzTTn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 01:15 PM (FVME7)

570 This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)

Dibs.

Posted by: flounder at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (SH2Zi)

571 Shock the monkey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (XvPQV)

572 565 > "Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."
____________

This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)

The Gov't is more than happy with your (future) donation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

573 Aren't owls believed to be messengers from the Spirit World by Native Americans ?

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (arJlL)

574 Whatever happened to Maxwell the Pig?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
The caveman ate him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022


***
Nah, it was his friend's mother, the one bringing him home and having to listen to him go "Whee, whee, whee!" As she pointed out to her family that night, "Pretty good bacon, huh?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (txdEq)

575 It should be clear at this point that transgenderism possesses this political benefit in addition to all the political benefits already mentioned for previous groups.

Yeah the left uses choice supportive bias pretty regularly in their recruiting. It's the only way to fortify their adherents against reality. Abortion is the same way. You can never go back to having *not* had an abortion once you've had one. Your only way out is to look yourself in the mirror and admit.....you killed your child. If you can't or won't do that then you'll spend the rest of your life rationalizing your decision and in doing so being a good foot soldier for the left, fully hardened against the reality around you of what you are supporting and what it really is. Because it is the only thing affirming that decision you can't take back.

For the religiously inclined it's the demonic imprisonment of sin in a nutshell which atonement frees you. It's truly scary from a religious standpoint how Satanist leftist beliefs really are at their essential level.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (vl3oo)

576 Has Whoopi achieved the first KKohn rated comment?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (h6/n7)

577 This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)


I always really enjoyed your commentary here at the HQ.

Genius level, in fact.

Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (DJFLF)

578 Just realized that the LiMu Emu has been a furry promotion project all along.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (VbI7r)

579 The Run Joey Run guy had an even worse one, where the kid's blind dad dies, so the kid has a great football game that night, cuz now dad can "see" him.

Posted by: Wally at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (S8gsF)

580 Libs on Twitter are saying it's fine that the Swiss police in Davos detained Poso because "he's not a real journalist."

These people wouldn't like it if we imposed the same rule on them, would they?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

581 Oh, I thought I remembered they were literally flying in DOA. It's been a dog's age since I've heard it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (HsAzN)

582 576 Has Whoopi achieved the first KKohn rated comment?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (h6/n7)


Whoopi = Fat Albert Speer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (s2VJv)

583
I think the Irish have the sad-song monopoly.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022


***
"The Unicorn" by the Irish Rovers!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (txdEq)

584 For all the TrueCons pounding on Maher for being late to the party, or all his other past transgressions. This might be the first time his audience has been exposed to this kind of push back from their side. This means something, the left has been conditioned to ignore anything that doesn't come from someone else on the left. Maher has free reign to move around the leftist intellectual ghetto, his push back matters more than a guy like Tucker who's on the other side of the wall because he's the enemy. Or Dave Chappelle who's been excommunicated.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (BRnXm)

585 565 > "Must be tough knowing it's the end of your bloodline."
____________

This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)

I don't even have a son. I'm trying to figure out which nephew or nice would appreciate a massive firearm collection.

It'll probably go up on an auction site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

586 On the Mercedes Lackley kerfuffle.

Apparently while praising a peer of hers, she referred to the person as "colored" and not as a "person of color".

And the usual band of nitwits are losing their minds. Lackley has been dropped from and big SciFi writer's convention as a result.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (zL564)

587 I always took it to be they were in a car crash (hit a telephone pole?) and they were both thrown from the vehicle. So they were 'flying'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


I think it was a car crash. A cousin of mine played it for me, and I didn't sleep for a couple of days.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (5kI0z)

588 EW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida.
_________

Looks like some more companies want to learn the Disney lesson the hard way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM

What? Where did you see that?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (GwxCX)

589 566 Bloodrock "D.O.A." It was a plane crash. That song's so grim, creepy and disturbing, today's extreme metal guys listen to it and go: "That's a bit much."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:12 PM (HsAzN)

I always took it to be they were in a car crash (hit a telephone pole?) and they were both thrown from the vehicle. So they were 'flying'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (dNqv+)

I always understood it that they were fucked up on downers and had a wreck.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (Qhnrt)

590 533 I'm sure Joy Behar had something even more stupid than Whoopi to say. And she's "Catholic" and a former public school teacher.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
---------------

They are both actors saying what needs to be said to keep the paychecks coming in and their social life rolling.

They are worse than true believers they use their knowledge and skills to deceive and seduce the believers.

They are predators.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (pBly4)

591 I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?
___________

Don't worry, we'll take care of that for you.

Posted by: The government at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (MvHI3)

592 Denver's Archbishop Samuel Aquila commends and supports the Archbishop of San Francisco's decision. I guess, the Denver Post and Gov. Polis will have to jump on the bandwagon and protest! Wait for it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

593
Whoopi, like every other leftist, doesn't think there should be any limits placed on them. That someone outside their bubble should say "No" is an outrage to them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (/U27+)

594 581 Oh, I thought I remembered they were literally flying in DOA. It's been a dog's age since I've heard it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (HsAzN)

It does not really matter. Ghoulish shit either way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

595 "A man chooses.

A slave obeys.

And 9 out of 10 ladies prefer the athletic man."
-SportBoost Gene Tonic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

596 579 The Run Joey Run guy had an even worse one, where the kid's blind dad dies, so the kid has a great football game that night, cuz now dad can "see" him.

Ha-yep! Last Game of the Season. David Geddes was the king of Cheesy Death Ballads!

Shannon was another pet death song. Then there's Don't Fear the Reaper.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (HsAzN)

597 592 Denver's Archbishop Samuel Aquila commends and supports the Archbishop of San Francisco's decision. I guess, the Denver Post and Gov. Polis will have to jump on the bandwagon and protest! Wait for it.
Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

=========

It takes a leader, sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

598 534 Sad songs are a part of American culture, almost all Bluegrass songs are about death. Beautiful, sweet songs, but sad at their core.
===
Bluegrass tragedies have a ring of truth to them that most other genres lack, in my mind.

The "Ballad of Omie Wise" gives me chills.

http://bitly.ws/rCNq

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (sWM8x)

599 This is me. My son will never marry and he's my only child. I'm like, who's going to get all my shit when I die?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 01:14 PM (BFigT)

I'm in the same boat. But hell, the way the economy is going, I won't have anything left anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (oHd/0)

600 Shock the monkey
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (XvPQV)

Spanking was not enough.

Posted by: flounder at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

601 592 Denver's Archbishop Samuel Aquila commends and supports the Archbishop of San Francisco's decision.

Good! Surprised, but good!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:20 PM (HsAzN)

602 600 Shock the monkey
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:16 PM (XvPQV)

Spanking was not enough.
Posted by: flounder at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

Peter Gabriel should have made a video for Spank the Monkey with peak Paula Cole

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:20 PM (XvPQV)

603 Check out the lyrics to some '60s era folk songs.
"Tom Dooley" stabs his lover with a knife.
Or go back earlier, to the swing era
"Mack the Knife" is a nice song about a serial killer.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:20 PM (jTmQV)

604 Whoopi = Fat Albert Speer
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (s2VJv)

Hey, Hey, Hey!
-Fat Albert Speer*

*started that joke and then realized there was not a good analogue in german that I could think of

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:20 PM (dNqv+)

605 Guilty here, or I used to be. These days, I think anything's possible, although I still draw the line at lizard people living in the train tunnels at the Denver airport. I flew out of there hundreds of times and never saw one.

That's a weird effin' airport. Nothing would surprise me.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:21 PM (ZGrMX)

606 I just told Mr. Black about the State Farm thing. Since he's an employee, he told me a short while ago, he was reading what is essentially an internal newsletter of sorts. It's generally a "what's happening" inside the company and highlighting various people for various reasons. Anyway, off to the side, he noticed a big "Calling All Drag Queens and Drag Kings!" blurb telling employees about some show they were going to do and no experience was necessary and it was for fun fun fun! He said a short time later, it was taken down. I have to imagine it came from the handiwork of some millennial human resources person. I'm honestly surprised it was taken down now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (sVtYq)

607 You have that problem even with kids. I can't get the stepson to go through the stuff in this house. It will have to be done eventually. Find someone that can use your stuff and start getting rid of it as you age.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (5HBd1)

608 Spanking was not enough.
Posted by: flounder at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

Peter Gabriel should have made a video for Spank the Monkey with peak Paula Cole
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:20 PM (XvPQV)

Or the new Jane Bondage movie.

Posted by: flounder at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (SH2Zi)

609 595 "A man chooses.

A slave obeys.

And 9 out of 10 ladies prefer the athletic man."
-SportBoost Gene Tonic
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

Mmmmm, Bioshock. You know, an underwater Deco Objectivist paradise sounds pretty good right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (dNqv+)

610 There was a spooky-sad song by Dickey Lee or somebody, where the teen boy narrating the tale sees and talks with his girlfriend one night. Later he finds out she died in a car crash earlier that same night. Anybody recall that one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)

611 If Nazi believes unlimited access to abortion is worth eternal hell fire I guess that's her call.
If she's betting on Moloch at the end days I suppose that's her call as well.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 23, 2022 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

612 609
Mmmmm, Bioshock. You know, an underwater Deco Objectivist paradise sounds pretty good right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (dNqv+)

========

I played so much this weekend...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 23, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

613
What? Where did you see that?
_______

423 Jeremiah Poff
@JJ_Poff
NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer

https://tinyurl.com/dp87smuy

Posted by: The government at May 23, 2022 01:23 PM (MvHI3)

614 610 There was a spooky-sad song by Dickey Lee or somebody, where the teen boy narrating the tale sees and talks with his girlfriend one night. Later he finds out she died in a car crash earlier that same night. Anybody recall that one?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)

Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:23 PM (dNqv+)

615 DailyMail:

Putin 'survived assassination attempt two months ago, Ukraine's intelligence chief claims'

- Kyrylo Budanov, the head of the Chief Intelligence Directorate of Ukraine's Ministry of Defence, said there was an attempt to kill the Russian president
- Local media claims Budanev said assassination attempt was two months ago
- Putin is said to be fearful of an assassination attempt against him since his decision to invade Ukraine

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

616 Or go back earlier, to the swing era
"Mack the Knife" is a nice song about a serial killer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022


***
I thought Mack was not so much a serial killer as a pro thief who was perfectly willing to off his victims. He seemed to have a profit motive rather than be off the rails like John Wayne Gacy, for instance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

617 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)

"Strange Things Happen In This World"?

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2022 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

618 I rewatched the first Raimi Spider-Man last night. You know, it seems so charming and quaint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

619 Dickey Lee: Laurie (Strange Things Happen)

I looked it up, I'm not familiar with the song, but I'm about to be as it sounds fascinating.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (HsAzN)

620 I thought Mack was not so much a serial killer as a pro thief who was perfectly willing to off his victims. He seemed to have a profit motive rather than be off the rails like John Wayne Gacy, for instance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

Hired killer, I always thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (dNqv+)

621 Sad song winner: Ray Peterson's "Tell Laura I love Her"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (txdEq)

622 There are songs that treat the concept of death well. For example, He Stopped Loving Her Today.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (5kI0z)

623 He said, Patches
I'm dependin' on you, son
I tried to do my best
It's up to you to do the rest
Then one day a strong rain came
And washed all the crops away
And at the age of 13 I thought
I was carryin' the weight of the
Whole world on my shoulders

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (RHGPo)

624 Denver's Archbishop Samuel Aquila

-
"Aquila" means "eagle" in Latin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (FVME7)

625 Posted by: The government at May 23, 2022 01:23 PM (MvHI3)

Wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (oHd/0)

626 Sad songs, but David French's favorite:

'Coward of the County'
'Ruby don't take your love to town'

Damn, Kenny Rogers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2022 01:26 PM (dNqv+)

627
Nood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (/U27+)

628 Dickey Lee: Laurie (Strange Things Happen)

I looked it up, I'm not familiar with the song, but I'm about to be as it sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2022


***
That's it, by the guy who first (?) recorded "Patches."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (txdEq)

629 Never bring Mack the Knife to a gunfight.

Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (f5Veu)

630 423 Jeremiah Poff
@JJ_Poff
NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer


Wow, just fucking wow. Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)

631 TheHill:

The Biden administration is in talks to tap to into a federal diesel reserve to address energy shortfalls, an official with knowledge of the matter confirmed to The Hill Monday. An interagency team of officials has been monitoring East Coast diesel supplies and developing policy recommendations to address them, the official said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2022 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

632 There are songs that treat the concept of death well. For example, He Stopped Loving Her Today.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022


***
And without ever mentioning the word "death" in the lyrics, I think. It's left to the listener to fill that in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (txdEq)

633 622 There are songs that treat the concept of death well. For example, He Stopped Loving Her Today.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 23, 2022 01:25 PM (5kI0z)

I used to love her... but then I had to kill her?

Posted by: Guns and Roses at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (oHd/0)

634 What? Where did you see that?
_______

423 Jeremiah Poff
JJ_Poff
NEW: A whistleblower email has revealed that State Farm is donating transgender books for 5-year-olds to schools in Florida. My latest for
@dcexaminer
https://tinyurl.com/dp87smuy

From the linked article:

"While the communique only referenced recruiting volunteer agents in Florida, it indicated that the program is a nationwide initiative."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (MvHI3)

635 621 Sad song winner: Ray Peterson's "Tell Laura I love Her"
---
My aunt as a teenager loved that song and she taught it to my brother and me when we were little. We'd sing it from beginning to end when we were five or six years old. I still remember most of the lyrics.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 01:28 PM (sWM8x)

636 Never bring Mack the Knife to a gunfight.
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2022


***
You never know, he might have a hideaway gun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (txdEq)

637 Steve Goodman Dead Girl Trilogy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVjUsg0XHis

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (AwYPR)

638 weeping as he does it, because his dream of a wondrous park for children of all ages has been shattered.

That would have been an awesome ending, but not a Spielberg ending. He wanted it more child-friendly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

639 Yeah, it's possible that I interpreted the killing as concomitant to the robbery...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2022 01:29 PM (jTmQV)

640 Or go back earlier, to the swing era
"Mack the Knife" is a nice song about a serial killer.


And prior to that, some versions of "Black Girl" aka "In The Pines" aka "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?" involve the girl being decapitated.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2022 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

641 >>> LizLem, did you see the part where he was told to get help and he responds that this is how they all feel? It's like that moment where a lesbian SSM activist on a radio show admitted it's not about wanting marriage, it's about destroying marriage (and there was other evidence of this during the push for SSM).

Scary. Though I doubt all trans people feel that way. It's like how there are men who love women and respect them, men who have been burned by women and are cynical and leery of them, and me who just completely despise women and want to inflict real pain on them. There are tiers of emotions within every community.

The problem is that in an attempt to affirm the feelings of the trans person that posted this, does clear signs they are a danger to their coworker get ignored until it's too late? Also, if everyone in their trans friend group feels this way, inspect the group.

Posted by: LizLem at May 23, 2022 01:32 PM (jfXTd)

642 *Almost all dinosaurs are a significant amount of guesswork of their skeletal structure since you don't ever find a full skeleton. And of course skin, internal structure, etc are all total guesswork.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

Except, sometimes you do find entire skeletons. Especially of embryos in the eggs. And skin, and skin impressions (and feathers!) have also been found.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2022 01:34 PM (GR93/)

643 I don't like Maher a lot, but "hand me the dick saw" is HQ-worthy.

I second that.

Posted by: doesky2 at May 23, 2022 01:38 PM (AHHU1)

644 It's like that moment where a lesbian SSM activist on a radio show admitted it's not about wanting marriage, it's about destroying marriage (and there was other evidence of this during the push for SSM).


To what end?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 01:45 PM (Uh6Mj)

645 79 Maher noted the transformational changes beg the question

There has to be a linguistic term that describes the abuse and wrong use of a term so often that it becomes right.

"begs the question" is a term referring to a logical fallacy; an argument that presumes its conclusion without proving it.

"Raises the question" is the term you're looking for here, EDITORS
----
I also hate that misuse of begs the question.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 23, 2022 01:49 PM (qfLjt)

646 Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."
==
Whoopie Goldberg, canon lawyer.

Posted by: A show nobody wants to see at May 23, 2022 01:58 PM (R8HSQ)

647 Shorter Maher (*snicker*): Why do all these homos keep sucking my dick?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

648 I don't even have a son. I'm trying to figure out which nephew or nice would appreciate a massive firearm collection.

It'll probably go up on an auction site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 01:17 PM (XvPQV)


I'm up for adoption.

Posted by: Emmie at May 23, 2022 02:15 PM (6RgRK)

649 Of course the government should always make all the decisions about masks or gender identity.
Parents should have no say in either

Posted by: Steve at May 23, 2022 02:37 PM (RVGyV)

650 Their drugging kids with Ritlan and Floride and Brainwashing t hem with this Global Warming/Climate Change Lie

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 23, 2022 06:15 PM (wGqjj)

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