Old words, new words, clear words, warped words

Think people of the WW II generation knew
more of these words than we do?

Yesterday, I had to get some blood work done, and the online form for the lab had everyone choose "male" or "female". No "other", no "prefer not to state".

They have recently updated their website, making it more commercial and difficult to navigate, and I would have expected some wokeness, too. Is this a shocking breach, or does it reflect a difference between "sex" and "gender"? I have a hard time keeping up. But I guess the complex machinery that measures blood chemistry doesn't really care about your feelings.

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I also have a hard time keeping up with "neopronouns", as for "fishgenders" and "cakegenders". Some of the pronouns seem to be nouns or verbs . . . Here is a recent entry at Libs of TikTok with a relatively polite person who recognizes that neopronouns are "hard for all of us".

One of this person’s headmates goes by paint/paintself pronouns. You must make an effort to make paint feel comfortable. pic.twitter.com/8e5XkG6fTF
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 27, 2022

From the comments:

They/them are living their best life.
Just leave them alone.
They have found happiness.

Like . . . I hear English words . . . but I can't understand anything being said. Fantasy shouldn't be allowed to complicate reality this much.

Genesis 11:7 KJV
The Lord said, "Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech."

Paint & King seem nice but when they're in the workforce if you don't do exactly what they say they'll get Crayon and Ruler & the other mob of activists to call your boss and complain that you make them feel unsafe and demand they fire you. It happened at Duke this week.

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On a similar note (h/t Small Dead Animals), the knives are coming out for Ricky Gervais. Report from the UK, Patrick Christys, video at the link:

Comedian Ricky Gervais is the latest man, sorry, person to be in the firing line.
Isn't it funny that Ricky Gervais said various things about the Bible, and about God. I didn't find them funny, but I didn't want him cancelled for it. But it appears that these days, insulting an actual religion is not as bad as criticising the latest pseudo-religious cult. The cult of women with a penis.
You used to have to commit a child sex crime or something to get cancelled, although sometimes even that didn't do the job - just look at what went on at the BBC.

Anyway, the point is, you're only ever one wrong word away from never working again.
And it's always the so-called nice people isn't it? They don't just want you to lose your job, they want your wife to leave you, your kids to never talk to you again and I sometimes feel like they won't be satisfied until you're homeless, alone and foraging for cigarette butts outside a hospital smoking shelter, covered in your own urine shouting at pigeons.
And for what? The thing that really gets me is that what people get cancelled for these days are often not controversial views. In fact, it's their response to people who have overtly controversial views.

Like someone says they think we should have total open borders and the English Channel should look like a motorway for illegal immigrants...Then someone says, I don't really think that's a great idea. RACIST!
Someone says they think a 6ft 6in cross dresser with a massive penis should be allowed to be locked in a prison cell with a small woman...sorry, can I just politely suggest that I don't think this is a good idea: YOU MASSIVE TRANSPHOBE!
Can we all just calm down a bit please?

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Meanwhile, Carl from The Lotus Eaters discusses language-and-manners perfectionists (for the Right) David French and people like him with David Reaboi. One theme: The Blue Republicans have given up on saving our civilization. Carl had not heard about the Blessings of Liberty.

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Memorial Day Weekend

Ronald Reagan, Memorial Day Speech

Hope you have something meaningful planned for this holiday weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs

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Last week's Thread, May 21, From Pride to Progressive Pride. Why can't these oppressed groups just all get along? And why don't those Progressive dreams pan out the way they describe them in those nice ads?
Bill Maher suggests THINKING about gender identity! (Lefties later spit acid at him for a while, until Ricky Gervais . . . )
Substack piece by an actual intersex person who resents LARPing by gender ideologues.
Glenn Campbell.

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:14 AM

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1 KT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:15 AM (EGSGm)

2 Hi KT

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:16 AM (2JoB8)

3 *does the dance of First*
Off to call the corgis

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:16 AM (EGSGm)

4 Hi, vmom and Skip!

Posted by: KT at May 28, 2022 11:16 AM (rrtZS)

5 "Petrichor"

So that's what Lucien is always trying to remember.

Let us go on an adventure!

Posted by: Inigo at May 28, 2022 11:17 AM (kOpft)

6 I only knew 5 out of those 20 words

My glabella needs wrinkle cream.
I often wamble

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:19 AM (EGSGm)

7 #! - hashbang or some say shebang

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 28, 2022 11:20 AM (0fVbu)

8 I've known a few glabellaless people in my day.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 11:21 AM (eGTCV)

9 Knew #3, #6; I know crapulence as being drunkenness but not gluttony, overall.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:21 AM (yikp0)

10 #1 What is it if there isn't one?
#9 But what is yesterday's tomorrow?
5 of them

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:21 AM (2JoB8)

11 I new the tines. That's about it.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 28, 2022 11:22 AM (0fVbu)

12 Yesterday, I had to get some blood work done, and the online form for the lab had everyone choose "male" or "female". No "other", no "prefer not to state".

-
Did they have an "I'm not a biologist"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:22 AM (FVME7)

13 I knew five.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 11:23 AM (eGTCV)

14 Morning KT.

I recognized a few of the vocabulary words. I think I need to take the online Jeopardy test!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:23 AM (JzBU4)

15 #13 interrobang sounds like a post-internet modernism and not from, say, the 1930s or the like.

BTW, Brave's spellchecker recognizes interrobang as a real word.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (yikp0)

16 Sun has been out so thought after watching F-1 qualifying would move out to deck and read. No sun and quite cool now

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (2JoB8)

17 What's the day before yesterday called?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (EGSGm)

18 I only knew 8 of the words. Now I know 20. Always learning.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (U3akT)

19 Jim Beam offered a straight-run whiskey called 'Jacob's Ghost'. Clear, unfinished whiskey. It smelled and tasted of Petrichor. Yeek.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (3Or4S)

20 We have some linguists in The Horde.

Posted by: KT at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (rrtZS)

21 My blood type varies.

Sometimes it's straight up black covfefe, other times it's 80 proof bourbon.

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (QzJWU)

22 Fantasy shouldn't be allowed to complicate reality this much.

-
Uhhhh.

https://bit.ly/3wU7hbb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (FVME7)

23 So a lack of tittling can lead to griffonage.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 28, 2022 11:26 AM (0fVbu)

24 This pronoun crap is infantile to me

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (2JoB8)

25 I knew 3 of them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (nxdel)

26 Jesus said, "Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled"

I think jot is the smallest letter in Hebrew, and the tittle is like the English version noted above iirc.

Now what is the state of a sponge when it is dry and won't readily absorb water? (I used to know and lost it). Once wet, the sponge will readily absorb water.

What is it called when cold water is poured on a hot grill ... usually to clean it? Another nice word I lost in the dusty archives of my brain.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (Cus5s)

27 Interrobang sounds like a fancy word for a threesome.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:28 AM (U3akT)

28 Ostentatious Loquationism is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:28 AM (taPSh)

29 I actually majored in linguistics.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 11:28 AM (rzOL9)

30 20 We have some linguists in The Horde.

Posted by: KT at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM
----
And maybe some cunning ones too

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:28 AM (EGSGm)

31 Yeah I only knew a small handful of those words.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (VwHCD)

32 Why should anyone even try to keep up with the sinister fantasy world that is transgender and non-binary? The only part of it worth noting is any of the legislation or underhanded rules they are lobbying for. Otherwise unless you have some extra chromosome, you are binary and a larper, so stfu

Posted by: Sparkling CN at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (ONvIw)

33 Interbang sounds like what happens when a guy is in a three-some sandwich...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (ynpvh)

34 Thanks for the list. Always good to learn new things every day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (jXFZF)

35 What is it called when cold water is poured on a hot grill ... usually to clean it?
Posted by: illiniwek

If there is enough grease it's called 'fire'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (JzBU4)

36 Ultracrepidarian is still my favorite word .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:30 AM (U3akT)

37 31 Yeah I only knew a small handful of those words.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 11:29 AM (VwHCD)

I was familiar with about half.
"Doctor, I lost my Glabella!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:30 AM (ynpvh)

38 Interrobang sounds like a fancy word for a threesome.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:28 AM (U3akT)

...while asking questions like veer are de missiles?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 11:31 AM (VwHCD)

39 "Doctor, I lost my Glabella!"
Posted by: jim

Forgot to shave the 'unabrow'?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:31 AM (JzBU4)

40 9 Knew #3, #6; I know crapulence as being drunkenness but not gluttony, overall.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:21 AM (yikp0)

I would think crapulence happens a day AFTER you made a pig of yourself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:31 AM (ynpvh)

41 #13 interrobang sounds like a post-internet modernism and not from, say, the 1930s or the like.

BTW, Brave's spellchecker recognizes interrobang as a real word.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (yikp0)

Agreed. Calling an exclamation mark (it's proper name) a "bang" is recent affectation, and I think it came from the coding world, where it is commonly used in non-English contexts. You also see "!=" used for "not equal". OK for coding, should never be used in human communication.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:31 AM (vinQ9)

42 36 Ultracrepidarian is still my favorite word .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:30 AM (U3akT)

And should be used quite a lot these days.

Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2022 11:31 AM (6RgRK)

43 I only knew 8 of the words. Now I know 20. Always learning.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:24 AM (U3akT)

And I'll forget them all by overmorrow.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 28, 2022 11:32 AM (qH6FZ)

44 Fen posting in the under thread:

Thanks for the prayers, everyone. I really appreciate it. I am in pain but have some medication and the pain is better than it was on Friday. I can also now get up without help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (wSLCK)

Hoorah!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 11:32 AM (4I/2K)

45 20 We have some linguists in The Horde.

Posted by: KT at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (rrtZS)

I'm sure the Paolo is quite cunning when it comes to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (ynpvh)

46 Speaking of neologisms, people complain about verbing nouns which I thought was a recent phenomenon and then I remembered this song from The Unsinkable Molly Brown, Belly Up To the Bar, Boys.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M3XyB7NBZtA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (FVME7)

47 ! = Factorial

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (taPSh)

48 Eschew to obfuscate!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (4I/2K)

49 Feel better, Fen

Posted by: Sparkling CN at May 28, 2022 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

50 Did I know these things had names? Sure did! Had no idea I'd ever learn them. What a great list that was.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:34 AM (Fk2FG)

51 47 ! = Factorial

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (taPSh)

The mathematicians stole it from the grammarians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

52 This pronoun crap is infantile to me
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (2JoB

I have yet to be confronted with that is real life. My response would depend upon whether it was advisable to be diplomatic, or not. Family member? "That's quaint, you do you." Stranger? "Get fucked, freak."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (vinQ9)

53 Ultracrepidarian is still my favorite word .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

I just use "bullshit artist".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (FVME7)

54 Great news Fen.
Prayers for quick and complete healing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (JzBU4)

55 1980 was the first presidential election I was able to vote in. Missed NOT voting for Carter in 76 by a matter of weeks. I remember the optimism I felt and confidence he inspired. I really felt our country had taken a long term turn for the better. And - as with W and Trump the media viciously attacked both him and his policies. Reagan was routinely portrayed as a doddering fool, a warmonger and a dullard. His policies were going to get us into a nuclear exchange with the 'mighty' Soviet empire. How the elites fainted in terror when he called the soviets out for what they were - an evil empire.

Evil didn't end with the fall of the Berlin Wall. It lives among us in cancel culture, the rainbow mafia, wokeism and all the other modern day horrors. It's nothing new. Just the same old enemy with a twitter account instead of a white hood or a schwastica (sp?).

Live your lives boldly and savor the freedom that was paid for with those poor dear boys lives. Otherwise they will have died in vain.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (SHMJs)

56 "If there is enough grease it's called 'fire'."

ha, yeah, I think we used to do water on hot grill to clean, 40 years ago in some fast food restaurant. works pretty well.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (Cus5s)

57 *! is called "splat bang".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (AiZBA)

58 47 ! = Factorial

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (taPSh)
47! = a very large number with around 59 digits to it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (ynpvh)

59 And don’t forget your tittles when writing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (jXFZF)

60 Stomach rumbling is called borborygmus, the stomach motion just before your nausea makes you puke is "wamble".

Posted by: Sparkling CN at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (ONvIw)

61
Riffing on a New York Post teaser headline:

"Joe Biden says he applied to Starfleet Academy but the dates don't add up"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (ZvxPV)

62 ha, yeah, I think we used to do water on hot grill to clean, 40 years ago in some fast food restaurant. works pretty well.
Posted by: illiniwek

I agree, it work; but I just couldn't resist.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (JzBU4)

63 She Bangs!

Posted by: William Hung at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (4I/2K)

64 But it appears that these days, insulting an actual religion is not as bad as criticising the latest pseudo-religious cult. The cult of women with a penis.

Woman with penis -

Isimemen Etute was found not guilty of a charge of second-degree murder in the 2021 death of Jerry Smith of Blacksburg, Virginia, on Friday _DM

He met Jerry on Tinder, Jerry portrayed himself as a woman, they had sex in the dark, then Isimemen touched her girlie penis and in fear for his life took Jerry's.

no remorse here.

https://is.gd/xys40Z

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (jy41H)

65 Live your lives boldly and savor the freedom that was paid for with those poor dear boys lives. Otherwise they will have died in vain.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (SHMJs)

Damn right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (VwHCD)

66 Interrobang sounds like a fancy word for a threesome.

-
A Ted Kennedy sandwich.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:38 AM (FVME7)

67 57 *! is called "splat bang".
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (AiZBA)

Correct.

Posted by: Peter North at May 28, 2022 11:38 AM (jXFZF)

68 52 This pronoun crap is infantile to me
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM (2JoB

I have yet to be confronted with that is real life. My response would depend upon whether it was advisable to be diplomatic, or not. Family member? "That's quaint, you do you." Stranger? "Get fucked, freak."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:35 AM (vinQ9)

In the bible, God refers to himself as us and I (Let us make man in our image...I am the Lord God). Even in hebrew, he is Elohim, the plural form of El (god), but used in its singular form.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:38 AM (ynpvh)

69 66 Interrobang sounds like a fancy word for a threesome.

-
A Ted Kennedy sandwich.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:38 AM (FVME7)

Isn't that a submarine sandwich?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

70 When a girl dots her i's and j's with hearts do you say she has a nice pair of tittles ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (U3akT)

71 Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Fen. I always enjoy her comments.

What happened ? Illness? Accident? Surgery? Inquiring mind wants to know!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (SHMJs)

72 Borborygmus, not wamble

Posted by: Drc at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (llGBY)

73 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan

My first vote as well. Just got lost in some Reagan Memorial speeches.

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2022 11:40 AM (E0NVW)

74 UK civil service recognizes 100 genders, and other woke b.s.:

https://twitter.com/StevenEdginton/status/
1530467045942362112

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:40 AM (yikp0)

75
For all the strutting and preening over Pride Month, LGBTQ types seem to demand a lot of affirmation from us normals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2022 11:40 AM (/U27+)

76 70 When a girl dots her i's and j's with hearts do you say she has a nice pair of tittles ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (U3akT)

Some words require more than just two...Mars, here I come!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (ynpvh)

77 But it appears that these days, insulting an actual religion is not as bad as criticising the latest pseudo-religious cult. The cult of women with a penis.

Woman with penis -

Isimemen Etute was found not guilty of a charge of second-degree murder in the 2021 death of Jerry Smith of Blacksburg, Virginia, on Friday _DM

He met Jerry on Tinder, Jerry portrayed himself as a woman, they had sex in the dark, then Isimemen touched her girlie penis and in fear for his life took Jerry's.

no remorse here.
https://is.gd/xys40Z
Posted by: Braenyard

Though his junk was de minimus, I was askeered for my life.

Posted by: Isimemen Etute at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (4I/2K)

78 Let us absquatulate without further cunctation.

=Let's leave without further delay.

Posted by: BBulgaroctonus, opening for T-Rex at The Basement S in '72 at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (rzOL9)

79
I knew three out of the twenty.

Not knowing the remaining seventeen amounts to jack / squat in my life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (ZvxPV)

80 I generally dislike Ricky Gervais, but I watched the first half of his "special" just to annoy the wokes. He had a few semigood lines, but if it weren't for the annoyance factor, I would not recommend him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (ZsR3z)

81 ! = Factorial
Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (taPSh)

Yes. And what is "factorial"? It's the product of X, and every integer less than X, right down to 1 (but not zero).

I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it. It's just one of those things that tend to make mathematics obscure for those forced to learn it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (vinQ9)

82 68 In the bible, God refers to himself as us and I (Let us make man in our image...I am the Lord God). Even in hebrew, he is Elohim, the plural form of El (god), but used in its singular form.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:38 AM (ynpvh)

Ok - the Almighty gets a pass. All the others are just plain weird/crazy!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (SHMJs)

83 Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Fen. I always enjoy her comments.

What happened ? Illness? Accident? Surgery? Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at May 28, 2022 11:39 AM (SHMJs)

Surgery. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (4I/2K)

84 77 ...Woman with penis -...

Posted by: Isimemen Etute at May 28, 2022 11:41 AM (4I/2K)

In the olden days, that would generally mean a good time for whomever the woman was holding onto...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (ynpvh)

85 A recent thesis I read reminds me that the word "viking" doesn't really represent a people, a race, or a geographic region.

It's an occupation.

A-viking we will go, a-viking we will go, hi, ho the derry-o, a-viking we will go!

Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (jTmQV)

86 'Borborygmus, not wamble'

Correct--wamble refers to stomach nausea.

Also, borborygmi is typically called 'stomach growling' but more often originates in the small intestine.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (q1wWS)

87
Well. here's an extreme and revolutionary dangerous act -

"I Enjoy Being a Girl" from "The Flower Drum Song"

with the luscious Nancy Kwan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQBrShqgls

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (5NkmN)

88 What's the day before yesterday called?

We actually have- in a crossword puzzle sense- ereyesterday.

It's an everyday word in German, I wonder why it disappeared for us.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (Kawbo)

89 And don’t forget your tittles when writing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 11:36 AM (jXFZF)

Or when working the pole, for that matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:44 AM (vinQ9)

90 81 ! = Factorial
Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:33 AM (taPSh)

Yes. And what is "factorial"? It's the product of X, and every integer less than X, right down to 1 (but not zero).

I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it. It's just one of those things that tend to make mathematics obscure for those forced to learn it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (vinQ9)
0! =1 by definition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:44 AM (ynpvh)

91 I often wamble
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I've always been a wamlin' gamblin' man.

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

92 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

93 For all the strutting and preening over Pride Month, LGBTQ types seem to demand a lot of affirmation from us normals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The Family Guy's spoof of The Empire Strikes Back begins with the words, "Long ago, before the gays were all up in your face about it . . ."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 11:45 AM (FVME7)

94 Hiya KT !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

95 88 What's the day before yesterday called?

We actually have- in a crossword puzzle sense- ereyesterday.

It's an everyday word in German, I wonder why it disappeared for us.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (Kawbo)

Could yesteday also be called untermorrow, or is that today?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

96 Only knew 6 and 13.

Posted by: gp at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (qpX6U)

97 I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it.

Huge usage in probabilities alone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (Kawbo)

98 I'm waiting for the eventual run-in with a businesses' employee who has all the physical signs of needing to make other people uncomfortable in their presence, the linguistic choices to go along with that, and the insistence that I conform to their personal oddities and worldview.

"You know what? You've given me food for thought, and you've definitely changed my mind."

'Really?'

"Yes. I've decided to shop elsewhere."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 11:47 AM (nRMeC)

99 91 I often wamble
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I've always been a wamlin' gamblin' man.

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

Reading about "girls" with penes makes my stomach wamble.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

100 I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it. It's just one of those things that tend to make mathematics obscure for those forced to learn it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (vinQ9)

Factorials are used in probability.

Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (6RgRK)

101 You know what? You've given me food for thought, and you've definitely changed my mind."

'Really?'

"Yes. I've decided to shop elsewhere."

Posted by: Grumpy

Stolen.
Thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (JzBU4)

102 97 I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it.

Huge usage in probabilities alone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (Kawbo)

Believe it or not, I came across Aglet in a cartoon my kids were watching a decade+ ago: Phineas and Ferb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (ynpvh)

103 I'm a pathetic, arrogant asswipe. If I was younger and thinner, I'd be David Hogg!

Posted by: Neil Disingenuous Slob Cavuto at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (kclZ0)

104 I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it. It's just one of those things that tend to make mathematics obscure for those forced to learn it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:42 AM (vinQ9)

Factorials are used in probability.
Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (6RgRK)

That's the factotum, chum!

Posted by: Pvt. Winger at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (4I/2K)

105 Re: Lotus Eaters podcast. One thing they seem to miss is that teachers in a classroom do not have first amendment protection because they are agents of the government. Yes, your school boards and the state legislature are allowed to dictate what you can or cannot say in the classroom because it is not your classroom, it's theirs.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (iDzuI)

106 The indentation in the bottom of a wine bottle is the 'punt".

You're welcome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (aaGzp)

107 As the wamblin' in my stummy strums, it tells me something wicked this way comes.

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (arJlL)

108 97 I'm sure it has some real-world applications, but most of us can go through life without ever making use of it.

Huge usage in probabilities alone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (Kawbo)

In infinite series, such as for the exponential, sine, and cosine functions, the factorial is often found. Also in binomial expansion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (ynpvh)

109
Are they really "astronauts?

"astro" means, what, stars? Blue cartoon dog?

"Naut" means, what, travel/traverse/explore?

Those idiots floating around in the so-called Space Station are NOT "astronauts," I say!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (m9L59)

110 Yes, Phineas and Ferb had a whole episode about the word aglet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (rzOL9)

111 Woman with penis -

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (Kawbo)

112 Isimemen Etute was found not guilty of a charge of second-degree murder in the 2021 death of Jerry Smith of Blacksburg, Virginia, on Friday _DM

He met Jerry on Tinder, Jerry portrayed himself as a woman, they had sex in the dark, then Isimemen touched her girlie penis and in fear for his life took Jerry's.

no remorse here.

https://is.gd/xys40Z
Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 11:37 AM (jy41H)

A good outcome for that trial. Perfect example of why "Don't start none, won't be none." is a rule to live by.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (vinQ9)

113 I knew most of the words. The entities behind the pronouns are alien to me.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (BP3/z)

114 103 I'm a pathetic, arrogant asswipe. If I was younger and thinner, I'd be David Hogg!

Posted by: Neil Disingenuous Slob Cavuto at May 28, 2022 11:48 AM (kclZ0)

If I was younger, dropped on my head a few too many times, bleached white, I could be David Hogg...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (ynpvh)

115 Are they really "astronauts?

"astro" means, what, stars? Blue cartoon dog?

"Naut" means, what, travel/traverse/explore?

Those idiots floating around in the so-called Space Station are NOT "astronauts," I say!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (m9L59)

I was a double naut spy.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at May 28, 2022 11:51 AM (4I/2K)

116 106 The indentation in the bottom of a wine bottle is the 'punt".

You're welcome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:49 AM (aaGzp)

Grab the wine bottle by it's punt!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:51 AM (ynpvh)

117 ! as a mathematical symbol can be categorized as at least mildly esoteric. YMMV. You can probably do ok without it, so certainly no need to carry a spare.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:52 AM (taPSh)

118
factorial(n+1) = (n+1) * factorial(n)

gamma(n+1) = (n+1) * gamma(n)

Both functions are used a lot in math and physics, but the closest you likely come to encountering them in real life (and you almost never do) is to compute the coefficients of the terms of a binomial expansion (i.e., the numbers in Pascal's Triangle).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 28, 2022 11:52 AM (ZvxPV)

119 Don't think as of yet been tried to have a pronoun put on me.
When or if it happens it's not going to go well

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:53 AM (2JoB8)

120 115 Are they really "astronauts?
"astro" means, what, stars? Blue cartoon dog?
"Naut" means, what, travel/traverse/explore?

Those idiots floating around in the so-called Space Station are NOT "astronauts," I say!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (m9L59)

I was a double naut spy.
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at May 28, 2022 11:51 AM (4I/2K)

Alas, it was all for naught.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

121 You can't bring your legally concealed firearm into your child's classroom, but I can say whatever I want because 1st amendment

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 28, 2022 11:53 AM (tSq4M)

122 Did you ever wonder why the most cutting edge comedy stuff used to come out of Great Britain? Monty Python, Douglas Adams and Benny Hill among others.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (bVYXr)

123 I knew 4 out of the 20.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (wD/8N)

124 This knuckle dragged only knew 2.....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (UUBmN)

125 118
factorial(n+1) = (n+1) * factorial(n)

gamma(n+1) = (n+1) * gamma(n)

Both functions are used a lot in math and physics, but the closest you likely come to encountering them in real life (and you almost never do) is to compute the coefficients of the terms of a binomial expansion (i.e., the numbers in Pascal's Triangle).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 28, 2022 11:52 AM (ZvxPV)

Except gamma covers non-integers too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (ynpvh)

126 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 11:47 AM (nRMeC)

Yeah, the whole notion that I can't say when THEY make ME uncomfortable, because that would make THEM uncomfortable.... is crap.

They then DEMAND respect... well... sorry, respect is EARNED, not given... until you EARN my respect, F Off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (oHd/0)

127 Interrobang is a 1960's thing, invented by an adman but already on some typewriter keyboards by the end of the decade.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (videA)

128 Grissom: What does "astronaut" mean, anyway?

Cooper: smiles "Star Voyager."

Grissom: "Star Voyager Gus Grissom." I like that!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:54 AM (aaGzp)

129 111 Woman with penis -

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (Kawbo)

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It doesn't count if you can get more than one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 11:55 AM (XG2Fi)

130 I notice a lot of us seem to be ignoring the no math rule.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 28, 2022 11:55 AM (iDzuI)

131 "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from "The Flower Drum Song"

with the luscious Nancy Kwan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtQBrShqgls
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2022 11:43 AM (5NkmN)

I have a 45 of that song that was issued by Studebaker. They had some promotion going on that was tied to the movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:55 AM (vinQ9)

132 How many of us are ignoring the no math rule?

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (taPSh)

133
If you're floating on a lake, are you a "mariner?"

To what "stars" or planets have any of these "astronauts" traveled?

Neil Armstrong was an astronaut. He and the others traveled through Space and touched another planetary object.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (m9L59)

134 129 111 Woman with penis -

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at May 28, 2022 11:50 AM (Kawbo)

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It doesn't count if you can get more than one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 11:55 AM (XG2Fi)

Unless you are the guy born with two of them. As far as I know, he never got together with the gal with two hoo-haas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (ynpvh)

135 The indentation in the bottom of a wine bottle is the 'punt".
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I use that too but I've also heard boot and kick as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (yikp0)

136 133
If you're floating on a lake, are you a "mariner?"

To what "stars" or planets have any of these "astronauts" traveled?

Neil Armstrong was an astronaut. He and the others traveled through Space and touched another planetary object.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (m9L59)

Fine. They're Astronaughts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:57 AM (ynpvh)

137 Huge usage in probabilities alone.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:46 AM (Kawbo)

And how many of us need to rigorously compute probabilities?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:57 AM (vinQ9)

138 And how many of us need to rigorously compute probabilities?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:57 AM (vinQ9)
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Wargamers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (aaGzp)

139 Re: God as plural and singular

Trinitarians would call that a foreshadowing of the Triune Godhead revealed in full in the Christian scriptures.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (aXyyP)

140 When someone tells me that I have to learn an entirely new form of English syntax just for the privilege of referring to that person, I have a traditional English response.

It's two words, and the second one is "off"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (XG2Fi)

141 I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (EGSGm)

142 138 And how many of us need to rigorously compute probabilities?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:57 AM (vinQ9)
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Wargamers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (aaGzp)

Actuaries

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

143 Regard to linguistic study I like eggcorns.

The misinterpretation the original word or phrase with a similar sounding word . But I think the best part is that it still makes sense. Thus the name of this linguistic phenomenon Eggcorn for Acorn.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 11:59 AM (U3akT)

144 Could yesteday also be called untermorrow, or is that today?

'fore-yester' might have had a chance, but it must have been strangled in the crib to make room for fortnight.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:59 AM (Kawbo)

145 139 Re: God as plural and singular

Trinitarians would call that a foreshadowing of the Triune Godhead revealed in full in the Christian scriptures.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (aXyyP)

When you get to Isaiah 48:16:
"Come ye near unto me, hear ye this; I have not spoken in secret from the beginning; from the time that it was, there am I: and now the Lord GOD, and his Spirit, hath sent me."
Hmm. Seems pretty Trinitarian.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

146 And how many of us need to rigorously compute probabilities?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You don't play poker or dice out there in the oil fields?

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 12:00 PM (Kawbo)

147 'fore-yester' might have had a chance, but it must have been strangled in the crib to make room for fortnight.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:59 AM (Kawbo)
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Quickly calculate the velocity of your vehicle in furlongs per fortnight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (aaGzp)

148 Rained all day yesterday so it's to wet to paint the retaining wall, he paintsplained.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (FhXTo)

149 When someone tells me that I have to learn an entirely new form of English syntax just for the privilege of referring to that person, I have a traditional English response.

It's two words, and the second one is "off"
Posted by: Cicero

Precisely. I was thinking the same thing.

'**** off' is timeless and unmistakable in it's meaning.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (MKu/Q)

150 "96 Tears" composer...

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (taPSh)

151 I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Could one make the case that math is a language? A symbolic language tho'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (MKu/Q)

152 I use that too but I've also heard boot and kick as well.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (yikp0)

But what the heck is a "panoe"?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (vinQ9)

153 as far as I know, he never got together with the gal with two hoo-haas.
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Actuaries.
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I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math.
====================
Double-entry bookkeeping. The circle is complete.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (yikp0)

154 Those idiots floating around in the so-called Space Station are NOT "astronauts," I say!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

I had the misfortune to see Ad Ashes the other day. *** SPOILER ALERT *** The big mystery is that Tommy Lee Jones can't handle the truth when he proves that we are the only life in the universe. He goes into orbit around Neptune and because he hasn't found any space monkeys he concludes that we are alone. He doesn't even leave our solar system but he proves that there is no life in the billions of star systems in our galaxy not to mention the billions upon.billions of systems in the other billions upon billions galaxies.

P.S. The science isn't all that settled.

https://bit.ly/3MYdHff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (FVME7)

155 147 'fore-yester' might have had a chance, but it must have been strangled in the crib to make room for fortnight.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 11:59 AM (Kawbo)
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Quickly calculate the velocity of your vehicle in furlongs per fortnight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (aaGzp)

It's a real snail's pace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

156 And how many of us need to rigorously compute probabilities?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 11:57 AM (vinQ9)
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Wargamers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM

I was doing that last night. Should I take a squad that can throw out 10 shots without a movement penalty versus a squad that can toss out 12 shooting dice but has a +1 penalty for moving.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (bVYXr)

157 Quickly calculate the velocity of your vehicle in furlongs per fortnight.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:01 PM (aaGzp)

While hauling a hogshead of beer in the truck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (jXFZF)

158 I only recognized one of the words. I've forgotten what it was.

Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (AmoqO)

159 I knew seven of those obscure words, but recognized quite a few, probably from last time somebody ran up a quiz on them.

If you're used to trying to get by in foreign languages in which you only know a few words, speaking without offensive pronouns can be easy. Simply refer to the "person in question" as "this one" or "that one" while pointing, until that person has had enough of it. Requires planning and forethought, but it can be done.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (videA)

160 151 I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Could one make the case that math is a language? A symbolic language tho'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (MKu/Q)

A hell of a lot more useful than speaking "woke".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

161 At its most fundamental level, the universe is math.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (XG2Fi)

162 141 I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (EGSGm)

See what happens when you limit speech? NO MATH!!! they yelled.... limiting speech... and it builds up... and builds up... until suddenly.... quadratic equations!!!!

If it continues? It will be expressed by the physical expression of the math used for Ballistics...

Beware Math Deniers!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (oHd/0)

163 For all the strutting and preening over Pride Month, LGBTQ types seem to demand a lot of affirmation from us normals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Eh, I think it's because gays realize in their heart of hearts they stand outside the Grand Parade of Life.

That used to be a common belief among them. When is college, long ago and far away, the English dept was often shoving teh ghey lit in our faces.

There was a novel written by EM Forster IIRC titled "Maurice" wherein a gay dude writes a letter to his ex-lover, who's decided to get married to a girl and have a family and live a normal life. Teh ghey dude's letter is basically a big whinefest about how superior it is to stand apart from the Grand Parade of Life and enjoy oneself instead of toiling in a family, etc, etc. The main thing though is how clearly Forster(a ghey guy hissownself) recognized that he really wasn't part of society and circle of life.

Another dude a poet named Cavafy(IIRC) had a bunch of poetry about being teh ghey that also recognized the ephemeral situation of those living the gay life. In the end (pun alert!), all they had was the youthful joy of cornholing as Life passed them by.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (5NkmN)

164 Hiya, JT

Posted by: KT at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (rrtZS)

165 Thread Before the Gardening Thread is always a superior thread!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (0IeYL)

166 Math runs the world.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (jXFZF)

167 factorial(n+1) = (n+1) * factorial(n)

AI won't need halting conditions to handle recursion safely.

Or Kirk will talk it into a smoking ruin.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

168 And thus began the Great Math Rebellion of 2022...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

169 When someone tells me that I have to learn an entirely new form of English syntax just for the privilege of referring to that person, I have a traditional English response.

How many forms of mental illness must I be versed in to carry on a conversation these days? Actually, none. I have declared myself a freak-free zone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (Kawbo)

170 Have to admit that I am very surprised that most knew less than half of these words . I posted thinking I would be on the bottom and others would know 12 to 16 with a few knowing all except one or two. My expectations of the horde's knowledge is very high. Now I add in honesty.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (U3akT)

171 Wasn't Maurice the pompatus of love?

Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (E0NVW)

172 162 141 I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:58 AM (EGSGm)

See what happens when you limit speech? NO MATH!!! they yelled.... limiting speech... and it builds up... and builds up... until suddenly.... quadratic equations!!!!

If it continues? It will be expressed by the physical expression of the math used for Ballistics...

Beware Math Deniers!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (oHd/0)
It's an integral part of the discussion.
I wouldn't want to differentiate between the two.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

173 Math hysteria -- Talking Malibu Stacey saying "Math is hard!"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 12:08 PM (yikp0)

174 19 Jim Beam offered a straight-run whiskey called 'Jacob's Ghost'. Clear, unfinished whiskey. It smelled and tasted of Petrichor. Yeek.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 28, 2022 11:25 AM (3Or4S)

The Unofficial Official Name for that liquid is Moonshine.

Posted by: Get on it, Wheels! at May 28, 2022 12:08 PM (r2Iho)

175 Wasn't Maurice the pompatus of love?
Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (E0NVW)
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He spoke of it.

It was not he.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:08 PM (aaGzp)

176 There has to be a word for a unibrow other than unibrow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:08 PM (eGTCV)

177 167 factorial(n+1) = (n+1) * factorial(n)

AI won't need halting conditions to handle recursion safely.

Or Kirk will talk it into a smoking ruin.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

The computer is still stuck calculation Pi to the last digit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

178 OK, reckon I need to go do some writing. Y'all be cool.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 12:09 PM (0IeYL)

179
P.S. The science isn't all that settled.

https://bit.ly/3MYdHff
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I find it hard to believe anyone who tells me what "other galaxies" are like, especially when they got into specifics that they cannot possibly know (or even imagine).

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 12:09 PM (m9L59)

180 Wasn't Maurice the pompatus of love?
Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (E0NVW)

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I believe Maurice only spoke of the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:09 PM (XG2Fi)

181 I think I knew 7 of the terms. I, too, figure that "borborygmus" is the right word, not "wamble".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:10 PM (vinQ9)

182 169 When someone tells me that I have to learn an entirely new form of English syntax just for the privilege of referring to that person, I have a traditional English response.

How many forms of mental illness must I be versed in to carry on a conversation these days? Actually, none. I have declared myself a freak-free zone.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 12:05 PM (Kawbo)

You can't, anyway; there are infinite forms of the manifestations of madness and mental illness.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

183 I won't be taking any Jeopardy online tests, for the same reason nobody would go on a crash diet and shave their head in the 80's. All your friends would think you were gay.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2022 12:10 PM (videA)

184 Beware Math Deniers!
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Must be quantum.

Anyway, I only knew about half and only because I do crossword puzzles.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 28, 2022 12:10 PM (MIKMs)

185 176 There has to be a word for a unibrow other than unibrow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:08 PM (eGTCV)

Glabellaless.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

186 as far as I know, he never got together with the gal with two hoo-haas.
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Actuaries.
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I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math.
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Double-entry bookkeeping. The circle is complete.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (yikp0)

Accountants do it Double Entry!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 12:11 PM (4I/2K)

187 Ad Astra! Ad Astra! Damn autocucumber!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 12:11 PM (FVME7)

188 Glabellaless.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

Hah!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (U3akT)

189
Didn't Jane Fonda star in "Glabella"?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (5NkmN)

190 186 as far as I know, he never got together with the gal with two hoo-haas.
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Actuaries.
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I am amazed how the thread has mutated from vocabulary to math.
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Double-entry bookkeeping. The circle is complete.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (yikp0)

Accountants do it Double Entry!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 12:11 PM (4I/2K)

And they do it by the book.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

191
I don't even believe most of what they say about dinosaurs because they present it as fact.

They seem to know every detail about all sorts of dinosaurs as if they witnessed them with their own eyes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (m9L59)

192 My preferred pronouns are "Farzrohr" and "Portzebie".

Posted by: CPR at May 28, 2022 12:13 PM (vrz2I)

193 My preferred pronouns are "Farzrohr" and "Portzebie".
Posted by: CPR at May 28, 2022 12:13 PM (vrz2I)
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I like "Grand Panjandrum", myself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:13 PM (aaGzp)

194 Doggone it begone life saving sock

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2022 12:14 PM (vrz2I)

195 What I want to know is what you call it when someone is so hairy you don't know where the hair on their head ends and the hear on their back begins...I saw a barber once just shave down a few inches below the neck and stop, realizing it was beyond the "normal" hairline.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

196 What I want to know is what you call it when someone is so hairy you don't know where the hair on their head ends and the hear on their back begins...I saw a barber once just shave down a few inches below the neck and stop, realizing it was beyond the "normal" hairline.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

Italian.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

197 You can't, anyway; there are infinite forms of the manifestations of madness and mental illness.

Oh, that's right, combinatorics uses the factorial to model gender expansion over time.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Kawbo)

198 193 My preferred pronouns are "Farzrohr" and "Portzebie".
Posted by: CPR at May 28, 2022 12:13 PM (vrz2I)
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I like "Grand Panjandrum", myself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:13 PM (aaGzp)

My kid, in middle school, came up with "Master". Then he wanted a black kid to use his pronoun. Yup, another trip to the Principal's office...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

199 pompatus / pompathem

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 12:16 PM (BP3/z)

200 What I want to know is what you call it when someone is so hairy you don't know where the hair on their head ends and the hear on their back begins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Italian.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Uh oh! Nonna has retrieved the wooden spoon and is looking for a couple of asses to beat.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (MKu/Q)

201 They seem to know every detail about all sorts of dinosaurs as if they witnessed them with their own eyes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (m9L59)

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My theory is, in the last 5,000 years before The Big Smack, dinosaurs had tidy little societies where they put on nice clothes and went to work five days a week in well-run dinosaur cities.

No evidence of this has been discovered because 5,000 years was just the blink of an eye in the entire Age of the Dinosaurs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (XG2Fi)

202 Crossword silliness: philtrum. (space between nose and lips)

Next weekend (?) is the National Spelling Bee. Probably a lot more of these esoteric words incoming soon.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (MIKMs)

203 I thought #14 was 'philtrum'; maybe I've had it wrong all this time.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 28, 2022 12:18 PM (q1wWS)

204 I knew 23 of those 20 words but I hate to brag.

Posted by: Squid at May 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Of42F)

205 Pibrow. Goes right around and comes back.

Posted by: klaftern at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (taPSh)

206 -
This pronoun crap is infantile to me
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 11:27 AM

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Perhaps, but crap they are.

Posted by: Committee For Calling Them All Crap at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (NTUk0)

207 133
If you're floating on a lake, are you a "mariner?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 11:56 AM (m9L59)

You are a lacuser. (LACK-oos-er)

Lake in Latin is Lacus. Sea in Latin is Mare.

Posted by: Get on it, Wheels! at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (r2Iho)

208 I thought #14 was 'philtrum'; maybe I've had it wrong all this time.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 28, 2022 12:18 PM (q1wWS)
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"Philtrum" is that place on your upper lip under the septum; #14 is the septum itself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (aaGzp)

209 203 I thought #14 was 'philtrum'; maybe I've had it wrong all this time.
Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 28, 2022 12:18 PM (q1wWS)

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Now just think back on all those cocktail parties where people were smirking at you and nudging each other with their elbows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (XG2Fi)

210 What do they call that spot at the top of the crack of your ass? The place where there the "ladies" put their tailplate?

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2022 12:19 PM (vrz2I)

211 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)

212 203 I thought #14 was 'philtrum'; maybe I've had it wrong all this time.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at May 28, 2022 12:18 PM (q1wWS)

Philtrum is that depression between the nose and the upper lip.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

213 I have a vocabulary theory. The Latin verb horreo, horrere means your hair bristles or stands on end. I suspect that is the derivation of our word horror.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (FVME7)

214 Why was the Mesozoic Era such a pleasant time?

Because it was the Age of Dinah Shores.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (rzOL9)

215 My theory is, in the last 5,000 years before The Big Smack, dinosaurs had tidy little societies where they put on nice clothes and went to work five days a week in well-run dinosaur cities.

No evidence of this has been discovered because 5,000 years was just the blink of an eye in the entire Age of the Dinosaurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (XG2Fi)

Fred and Barney enslaved them. Then the asteroid happened before any reparations were paid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (jXFZF)

216 211 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)

After my transplant surgery, they gave me pain meds, but I didn't need them...until the sciatica kicked in. It sucks!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

217 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)

Anti inflammatory stat.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:22 PM (U3akT)

218 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)

You gotta limber up before have circus act sexy time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 12:23 PM (4I/2K)

219 I knew crapulence, aglets and tines, but no way in a million years would I have guessed that "vagitus" was the word for the cry of a newborn baby.
It sounds like an insult one Roman would say to another.

" Maximus, don't be such a Vagitus. Stick that sword right in his gut."

Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:23 PM (mR6Gs)

220 201 They seem to know every detail about all sorts of dinosaurs as if they witnessed them with their own eyes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (m9L59)

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My theory is, in the last 5,000 years before The Big Smack, dinosaurs had tidy little societies where they put on nice clothes and went to work five days a week in well-run dinosaur cities.

No evidence of this has been discovered because 5,000 years was just the blink of an eye in the entire Age of the Dinosaurs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (XG2Fi)

God originally made dinosaurs to be the intelligent life on Earth, but changed his mind. And here we are.

Posted by: Get on it, Wheels! at May 28, 2022 12:24 PM (r2Iho)

221 have a vocabulary theory. The Latin verb horreo, horrere means your hair bristles or stands on end. I suspect that is the derivation of our word horror.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (FVME7)

You would be correct.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:24 PM (U3akT)

222 219 I knew crapulence, aglets and tines, but no way in a million years would I have guessed that "vagitus" was the word for the cry of a newborn baby.
It sounds like an insult one Roman would say to another.

" Maximus, don't be such a Vagitus. Stick that sword right in his gut."

Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:23 PM (mR6Gs)

A baby's first vocalization outside the vagina...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

223 "My theory is, in the last 5,000 years before The Big Smack, dinosaurs had tidy little societies where they put on nice clothes and went to work five days a week in well-run dinosaur cities."

That's pretty accurate. Once they gave in to big Dinohomo though it was all over anyway.

Posted by: A Stenograsaurs at May 28, 2022 12:24 PM (vrz2I)

224 My old boss had stenosis. He was in incredible amounts of pain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (jXFZF)

225 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....

Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

226 'Why does paint keep staring at me?'
Doctor- 'Quit looking at the damn mirror.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (gktX6)

227 Eh, I think it's because gays realize in their heart of hearts they stand outside the Grand Parade of Life.

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76 Boners In the Grand Parade!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)

228 220 201 They seem to know every detail about all sorts of dinosaurs as if they witnessed them with their own eyes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 12:12 PM (m9L59)
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My theory is, in the last 5,000 years before The Big Smack, dinosaurs had tidy little societies where they put on nice clothes and went to work five days a week in well-run dinosaur cities.
No evidence of this has been discovered because 5,000 years was just the blink of an eye in the entire Age of the Dinosaurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:17 PM (XG2Fi)

God originally made dinosaurs to be the intelligent life on Earth, but changed his mind. And here we are.
Posted by: Get on it, Wheels! at May 28, 2022 12:24 PM (r2Iho)

To be fair, he also killed most of humanity (and everything else that breathes) with a flood.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

229
Could one make the case that math is a language? A symbolic language tho'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (MKu/Q)

No. Math is a curse sent by satan to bedevil all mankind.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Qhnrt)

230 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

Myths and Legends

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (4I/2K)

231 off A Brutha sok

Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (mR6Gs)

232 Again

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:27 PM (mR6Gs)

233 Thanks for all the fridge tips. Since it was unloaded from last night, went ahead and unplugged it and thoroughly Cleaned it. If it was frozen it should be defrosted soon. Will plug it back in later this PM. Two spine fusions prohibit much floor level work so that is about all I'm going to try. Between coolers and downstairs fridges, it is mostly an inconvenience. Thanks again to all.

Posted by: Agitator at May 28, 2022 12:27 PM (8Avx7)

234 Could one make the case that math is a language? A symbolic language tho'.
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Nah. I'll go with music.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 28, 2022 12:27 PM (MIKMs)

235 Nobody saw this coming:
While the above implications are startling for the US economy as a whole, they are especially bad for America's poorest quintile which, according to Morgan Stanley calculations, now have less "excess cash" than they did pre-covid. In other words, the poorest 20% income quintile is now poorer than it was before Biden's massive stimmy bonanza. And with every passing month, more quintile will get dragged underneath.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2022 12:27 PM (R8uWY)

236 211 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:20 PM (UgAdJ)

It's a real pain in the ass. Mine just went away, knock wood.

Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2022 12:28 PM (AmoqO)

237 229
Could one make the case that math is a language? A symbolic language tho'.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:03 PM (MKu/Q)

No. Math is a curse sent by satan to bedevil all mankind.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Qhnrt)

So, a math Luddite, then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

238 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

That would be The Paolus, you know who's ancestor.
And he wasn't a surgeon

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:28 PM (mR6Gs)

239 This is VAGITUS!

Posted by: Spartan Baby at May 28, 2022 12:28 PM (CGown)

240 Nobody saw this coming:

Aka, "Experts surprised..."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:29 PM (mR6Gs)

241 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.
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Condolences.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:29 PM (SBaE9)

242 >>>" Maximus, don't be such a Vagitus. Stick that sword right in his gut."

>Biggus Dickus is looking for Titus Vagitus.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (BP3/z)

243 180 Wasn't Maurice the pompatus of love?
Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (E0NVW)

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I believe Maurice only spoke of the pompatus of love.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:09 PM (XG2Fi)

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So Maurice was the herald of the Pompatus of Love?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (CAJOC)

244 230 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha

That was Buggus Dickus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (R8uWY)

245 The missing Zodiac sign, Vagitarrius

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (mR6Gs)

246 161 At its most fundamental level, the universe is math.

and not just any math, but probabilities. if it can exist, it will ...

Posted by: Zombeavers is an excellent movie at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (6Cp7U)

247 238

I thought the was Snizzitus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (rzOL9)

248 great news everyone! i pinched my sciatica. i needed that like a hole in my head this weekend.

at least i already have the right kind of muscle spasm meds on hand.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Over the years, I have broken many, many bones and visited horrible insults upon my body. Nothing, and I mean nothing, hurt me as badly as sciatic.

Gabapentin was, for me, the only thing that provided any relief until I healed.

Good luck.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (MKu/Q)

249 246 161 At its most fundamental level, the universe is math.

and not just any math, but probabilities. if it can exist, it will ...

Posted by: Zombeavers is an excellent movie at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (6Cp7U)

Funky quantum probabilities

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

250 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha

That was Buggus Dickus.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (R8uWY

It was me

Posted by: Priapus at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (mR6Gs)

251 Dr Bone beat me to it. Apropos of Dr Bone to be talking about Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (R8uWY)

252 WW II generation had real stuff to worry about, like defeating Germany/Japan/Italy. These silly evil bastards today are destroying civilization over made-up bullshit.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (gktX6)

253 Well, time for me to get on with my day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (vinQ9)

254 250 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha

That was Buggus Dickus.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2022 12:30 PM (R8uWY

It was me

Posted by: Priapus at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (mR6Gs)

Back in the day when women wore you symbol around their necks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

255 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

That would be The Paolus, you know who's ancestor.
And he wasn't a surgeon
Posted by: JoeF.

No, that was Dr. Biggus Dickus.

(Makes sense, doesn't it?)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:32 PM (MKu/Q)

256 CAT!! Damn you!!

The Hordemind is real and spectacular!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:32 PM (MKu/Q)

257 255 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

That would be The Paolus, you know who's ancestor.
And he wasn't a surgeon
Posted by: JoeF.

No, that was Dr. Biggus Dickus.

(Makes sense, doesn't it?)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:32 PM (MKu/Q)

Nah, I found it... but I was drunk at the time, couldn't find it again...

Posted by: Dionysus at May 28, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

258 I know aglet and vocables. I feel quite ignorant. Fun stuff! Thanks KT! Good morning everyone.

What are we talking about?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:34 PM (IDhUW)

259 I tell you what. I like The USA, want to avoid the women watching. I'll meet you in back of Ukraine. Scratch that. Mexico.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 28, 2022 12:35 PM (cRIu1)

260 thank you for the well wishes eveyone, i had planned to spend the weekend on my ass, just not this way. hopped up on muscle relaxers means i'll nap my way out of it.

i know exactly how i did it too. plain olde sitting down on the couch. blork me up the squeak hole.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:35 PM (UgAdJ)

261 WW II generation had real stuff to worry about, like defeating Germany/Japan/Italy. These silly evil bastards today are destroying civilization over made-up bullshit.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (gktX6)

Germany and Japan, sure. Italy? Not so much

Posted by: Priapus at May 28, 2022 12:35 PM (mR6Gs)

262 Gabapentin was, for me, the only thing that provided any relief until I healed.

Good luck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (MKu/Q)

Did you ever try Lyrica ( pregabalin ) ? That seems to have taken the place of Gabapentin. Both an anti convulsant that's crossed used for nerve pain.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:36 PM (U3akT)

263 I've never been absolutely sure what a fortnight is. I think it's two weeks but I'm not sure. And why is that a fortnight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

264 In a preview of FNC host Bret Baier's interview with Joint Chiefs chairman Gen. Mark Milley that aired on Friday, Milley touched on his time serving under former President Donald Trump, which at times was tumultuous, as acknowledged by Milley on multiple occasions.

Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."
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Whatevers.

Liar.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SBaE9)

265 262 Gabapentin was, for me, the only thing that provided any relief until I healed.

Good luck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (MKu/Q)

Did you ever try Lyrica ( pregabalin ) ? That seems to have taken the place of Gabapentin. Both an anti convulsant that's crossed used for nerve pain.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:36 PM (U3akT)

Quite a few meds whose side-effects are what some people use them for. Certain statins lower heart rate and decrease red blood cell production, so folks with tachycardia or polycythemia get some use from it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

266 I was just reading about the little known FEMALE Roman general, Vagitus Maximus

Posted by: Priapus at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (mR6Gs)

267 I see. Biggus Dickus. Oh, the Horde!

My daughter cancelled me. It's a thing with kids these days i guess.

When I have the option I put "other" for race. I would put "decline to say" for gender, but since the woke are crazy, I put my sex.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:38 PM (IDhUW)

268
AI won't need halting conditions to handle recursion safely.

Or Kirk will talk it into a smoking ruin.
Posted by: DaveA

Can Landru beat up Nomad?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2022 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

269 263 I've never been absolutely sure what a fortnight is. I think it's two weeks but I'm not sure. And why is that a fortnight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

According to the intertubes, a fortenight is a contraction for an older Engish word that meant fourteen nights.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

270 Gabapentin was, for me, the only thing that provided any relief until I healed.

Good luck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:31 PM (MKu/Q)

Did you ever try Lyrica ( pregabalin ) ? That seems to have taken the place of Gabapentin. Both an anti convulsant that's crossed used for nerve pain.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

cyclobenzap-aaaaaa, *trails off into monosylabic ramble*. some shizz that starts out that way. works pretty good. don't have the energy to go look at the bottle.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:39 PM (UgAdJ)

271 264 In a preview of FNC host Bret Baier's interview with Joint Chiefs chairman Gen. Mark Milley that aired on Friday, Milley touched on his time serving under former President Donald Trump, which at times was tumultuous, as acknowledged by Milley on multiple occasions.

Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."
___
Whatevers.
Liar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SBaE9)

I guess that explains the need to purge the military of Trump voters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

272 Liar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SBaE9)

He's a POS, despite looking like the crazy, Right-Wing warmongering military man of every Hollywood director's nightmare since the '50's.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:39 PM (mR6Gs)

273 I was asking to have that Lotus eater video on the sidebar.

I don't call him Carl. Sargon is trying to escape his old name, but I like it and he is already more famous than an ancient Persian king.

Telling David French "stop wanking to your twitter ratio you absolute pervert" is a good alternative to ignoring him.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2022 12:40 PM (ybIRR)

274 Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."

Milley is a traitor and should suffer a traitors fate.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:40 PM (IDhUW)

275 225 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

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The Greeks called it the Γ-spot.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2022 12:40 PM (CAJOC)

276 He's a POS, despite looking like the crazy, Right-Wing warmongering military man of every Hollywood director's nightmare since the '50's.
___

lol

IKR?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (SBaE9)

277 Italy was crippled by fuel shortages, even still its navy was no joke for the UK. The Med was nearly closed to Allied shipping, taking Suez efficiency out of the picture, until North Africa was taken. German airpower and Italian fleet were a combo that stretched Royal Navy to its limits, and nearly took out Malta, which would have made that whole theater a much harder and longer story.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (75jEA)

278 Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."

Is this a sign that the elite thinks the return of Trump is a real possibility and they better soften their stance?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (mR6Gs)

279 I'm familiar with interrobang because of its usage in the comics. If Mary Worth sees Wilbur Weston eating a meal with a new woman, her response will be ?!

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

280 267 I see. Biggus Dickus. Oh, the Horde!

My daughter cancelled me. It's a thing with kids these days i guess.

When I have the option I put "other" for race. I would put "decline to say" for gender, but since the woke are crazy, I put my sex.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:38 PM (IDhUW)

Old Joke.
6 year-old daughter comes to her mother and asks what sex is. Mother is shocked, but knew this day was coming, so she explained the birds and the bees. When she was done, her daughter asked, pointing at a form, "How do I put all that in this little box?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

281
Did you ever try Lyrica ( pregabalin ) ? That seems to have taken the place of Gabapentin. Both an anti convulsant that's crossed used for nerve pain.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:36 PM (U3akT)

Lyrica has a bad side affect. Uncontrolled singing of show tunes.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2022 12:42 PM (Qhnrt)

282 "Paint is an anxiety holder."

Encouraging her (Yeah, $10 says female with piercings, dyed hair and daddy issues) mental illness and not getting her out into the real world won't help the anxiety.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2022 12:42 PM (t/mkx)

283 I see where "crap" could have come from Crapulence.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (IDhUW)

284 275 225 Or the name of the Roman surgeon who discovered the G-spot....
Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

--------------------------

The Greeks called it the Γ-spot.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2022 12:40 PM (CAJOC)

Where's Miklos to verify this?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

285 Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."

Is this a sign that the elite thinks the return of Trump is a real possibility and they better soften their stance?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (mR6Gs)

Nah. If Trump is elected, it will be wore than before.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (jXFZF)

286 Everybody knows the G spot is like a G in a Salvador Dalia painting.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (cRIu1)

287 Bif, tonypete -- when I had sciatica, this is one of the exercises my PT recommended:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAlnGFfxz0

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (PiwSw)

288 279 I'm familiar with interrobang because of its usage in the comics. If Mary Worth sees Wilbur Weston eating a meal with a new woman, her response will be ?!

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

She was interested in joining the fun with that interrobang?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

289 Worse

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:44 PM (jXFZF)

290 I knew crapulence, aglets and tines, but no way in a million years would I have guessed that "vagitus" was the word for the cry of a newborn baby.
It sounds like an insult one Roman would say to another.

" Maximus, don't be such a Vagitus. Stick that sword right in his gut."

Posted by: A Brutha at May 28, 2022 12:23 PM (mR6Gs)

Or the name given to their Roman GOPe type senators. "The chair recognizes the senator from Utah, Vagitus. Shit like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VwHCD)

291 OK, just read the Paint thing more closely. She's talking about one of her personalities. White people be crazy.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2022 12:45 PM (t/mkx)

292
She was interested in joining the fun with that interrobang?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

According to canon Mary is a sexless meddler.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:45 PM (eGTCV)

293 Gabapentin

Meh. Didn't touch excruciating advanced osteo arthritis and just made me more irritable, one of the possible side effects.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (0mUYx)

294 Vagitus -> ululatus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

295 291 OK, just read the Paint thing more closely. She's talking about one of her personalities. White people be crazy.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2022 12:45 PM (t/mkx)

Crazy people be crazy. She's mentally ill, at least that would've been the diagnosis 20 or 30 years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

296 Nah. If Trump is elected, it will be wore than before.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (jXFZF)

If Trump gets elected in 2024--which I DON'T think is a real possibility --it would be a complete and total humiliation of the MSM and the Left, and I can't imagine they would have anything left in their arsenal to go after him.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (mR6Gs)

297 As far as "words I know", I have to admit to being non-binary.

There are words I have never seen.
Words I have seen, but not learned.
Words I have learned, and forgotten immediately, never to be recalled.
Words I have learned, knew for a time, cannot recall right now, and probably never will.
Words I have learned, cannot recall right now, but will if you give me an hour. (or a day)
Words I can actually recall right now.

Posted by: irright at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (NTUk0)

298 292
She was interested in joining the fun with that interrobang?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

According to canon Mary is a sexless meddler.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at May 28, 2022 12:45 PM (eGTCV)

Oh, she's one of those inadvertent celibates...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

299 Encouraging her (Yeah, $10 says female with piercings, dyed hair and daddy issues) mental illness and not getting her out into the real world won't help the anxiety.
___

This^

Younger daughter went through this when she was a teen.
Piercings, tats, weird hair color, all of that. Mostly due to mommy issues more than anything else.

She still has the face piercings, but she's a regular housewife and mom, raising kids and homeschooling them, tanning hides and other hobbies and taking care of an 11 acre homestead with her husband.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:48 PM (SBaE9)

300 What's up with FenelonSpoke?
I've seen her comment on a couple of threads but it's been hit an run.

How is she doing?
Did everything come out OK?
Prognosis?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 12:48 PM (jy41H)

301 If I ran into Etute in a bar I'd want to buy him a beer ,but he might take that the wrong way.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 28, 2022 12:48 PM (hOAT3)

302 294 Vagitus -> ululatus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

I think Ululatus does the morning call to prayer at the local Mosque

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

303 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:36 PM (U3akT)

KTY got Lyrica for several days after her ACL surgery (and also hydrocodone)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 12:49 PM (EGSGm)

304 ...hour. (or a day)
Words I can actually recall right now.
Posted by: irright at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM

I understand this thinking.

It is a blessing and a curse.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 12:50 PM (IDhUW)

305 303 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:36 PM (U3akT)

KTY got Lyrica for several days after her ACL surgery (and also hydrocodone)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 12:49 PM (EGSGm)

Ooh. Hydrocone is good stuff. That what I got after my transplant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

306 Lyrica has a bad side affect. Uncontrolled singing of show tunes.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

I wasn't aware I even knew all the words to "I am a modern General".

Drugs do the darndest things.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2022 12:50 PM (MKu/Q)

307 To steal a term from the Red Letter guys, Ricky Gervais made the mistake of committing secular blasphemy.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at May 28, 2022 12:50 PM (AACkd)

308 296 Nah. If Trump is elected, it will be wore than before.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 12:43 PM (jXFZF)

If Trump gets elected in 2024--which I DON'T think is a real possibility --it would be a complete and total humiliation of the MSM and the Left, and I can't imagine they would have anything left in their arsenal to go after him.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (mR6Gs)

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I don't know. I think assassination would be on the table for them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2022 12:51 PM (CAJOC)

309 307 To steal a term from the Red Letter guys, Ricky Gervais made the mistake of committing secular blasphemy.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at May 28, 2022 12:50 PM (AACkd)

Their god is a wrathful god.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

310 : SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:48 PM (SBaE9)
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Sounds like 160 of 180 degree turn around which is really great. I'm sure you're a happy mom.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 12:51 PM (jy41H)

311 Gabapentin

Meh. Didn't touch excruciating advanced osteo arthritis and just made me more irritable, one of the possible side effects.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 28, 2022 12:46 PM (0mUYx

It's definitely not for arthritis. Doctor should not have prescribed it. It's for neuropathic pain.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (U3akT)

312 Hey FJBrandon, leave your gunned-up guards way out on the perimeter for your visit on Sunday. Per your regs this is a gun free zone.

You're sure they'll take a bullet for you? We thought so too.

You'll be fine. Make it short. Then GTFO.

Posted by: Uvalde citizens at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (KiBMU)

313 If the Roman Empire lasted a couple more centuries, they may have nipped Islam in the bud before it became a thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

314 312 Hey FJBrandon, leave your gunned-up guards way out on the perimeter for your visit on Sunday. Per your regs this is a gun free zone.

You're sure they'll take a bullet for you? We thought so too.

You'll be fine. Make it short. Then GTFO.

Posted by: Uvalde citizens at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (KiBMU)

Gun-Free zones are only for plebes and lawfully-abiding citizens, not for politicians and criminals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

315 Ooh. Hydrocone is good stuff. That what I got after my transplant.
Posted by: jim
--------

Has worked well for me, so far as pain relief, but... it interferes with my digestive system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ENHSe)

316 Bif, tonypete -- when I had sciatica, this is one of the exercises my PT recommended:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAlnGFfxz0
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

thank you! i tried it already and that really does help

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (UgAdJ)

317 313 If the Roman Empire lasted a couple more centuries, they may have nipped Islam in the bud before it became a thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

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*ahem*

Posted by: Constatinople at May 28, 2022 12:54 PM (XG2Fi)

318 313 If the Roman Empire lasted a couple more centuries, they may have nipped Islam in the bud before it became a thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

At least they retained their pronouns before the fall.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

319 I don't know. I think assassination would be on the table for them.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2022 12:51 PM (CAJOC)

Let's not even think that.

But I just don't see them "allowing' us to elect him.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:54 PM (mR6Gs)

320 >>> 264 In a preview of FNC host Bret Baier's interview with Joint Chiefs chairman Gen. Mark Milley that aired on Friday, Milley touched on his time serving under former President Donald Trump, which at times was tumultuous, as acknowledged by Milley on multiple occasions.

Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."
___

Whatevers.

Liar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SBaE9)

I bet he lists his pronouns on his email signature.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2022 12:55 PM (llON8)

321 Has worked well for me, so far as pain relief, but... it interferes with my digestive system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ENHSe)

I had many claimants who were long time users that eventually had to be prescribed anti constipation medication.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:56 PM (U3akT)

322 320 >>> 264 In a preview of FNC host Bret Baier's interview with Joint Chiefs chairman Gen. Mark Milley that aired on Friday, Milley touched on his time serving under former President Donald Trump, which at times was tumultuous, as acknowledged by Milley on multiple occasions.
Milley emphasized his oath to the Constitution and insisted the military should be "apolitical."
___
Whatevers.
Liar.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:37 PM (SBaE9)

I bet he lists his pronouns on his email signature.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2022 12:55 PM (llON

You mean he actually puts "Liar" and "Traitor" on his docs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

323 Kty took colace while she was taking hydrocodone

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (204zP)

324 Watching women's tennis.

It will be much more interesting when the trannys infiltrate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (U2p+3)

325 321 Has worked well for me, so far as pain relief, but... it interferes with my digestive system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ENHSe)

I had many claimants who were long time users that eventually had to be prescribed anti constipation medication.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 12:56 PM (U3akT)

lactulose. For when you want to spend the next few hours in the bathroom.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

326 >>thank you! i tried it already and that really does help

Also try bringing one knee to your chest and hold it for 25 seconds, then the other and then both together.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

327 If the Roman Empire lasted a couple more centuries, they may have nipped Islam in the bud before it became a thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

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*ahem*
Posted by: Constatinople at May 28, 2022 12:54 PM (XG2Fi)

I meant as a United entity, but yeah your point is valid.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (mR6Gs)

328 324 Watching women's tennis.

It will be much more interesting when the trannys infiltrate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (U2p+3)

Um, those are NOT tennis balls under her skirt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

329 12 Yesterday, I had to get some blood work done, and the online form for the lab had everyone choose "male" or "female". No "other", no "prefer not to state".

-
Did they have an "I'm not a biologist"?
_____________

They already know the person is not a biologist, because if they were a biologist, they'd be doing their own blood work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 28, 2022 12:58 PM (MvHI3)

330 Ooh. Hydrocone is good stuff. That what I got after my transplant.
Posted by: jim
--------

Has worked well for me, so far as pain relief, but... it interferes with my digestive system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ENHSe)

Yeah, pain killers are rough when it comes to that. I never take them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:58 PM (VwHCD)

331 At least they retained their pronouns before the fall.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

Douglas Murray makes a joke about the people behind the open gates arguing about pronouns. Historically speaking, gender confusion often precedes a violent outside overthrow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2022 12:59 PM (ybIRR)

332 Watching women's tennis.

It will be much more interesting when the trannys infiltrate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM (U2p+3)

Ha ha, I told you I was right.

Posted by: Bobby Riggs at May 28, 2022 12:59 PM (mR6Gs)

333 329 12 Yesterday, I had to get some blood work done, and the online form for the lab had everyone choose "male" or "female". No "other", no "prefer not to state".
-
Did they have an "I'm not a biologist"?
____________
They already know the person is not a biologist, because if they were a biologist, they'd be doing their own blood work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 28, 2022 12:58 PM (MvHI3)

When I was in high school here in Kali, we had to the the CAP test (California ? Proficiency). When our counselor was going over it, he said that if anyone had problems figuring out which sex they were, they would fill that part of the form for them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

334 -
Watching women's tennis.

It will be much more interesting when the trannys infiltrate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM -

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I'm gonna retire.

Posted by: Ball Boy at May 28, 2022 01:00 PM (NTUk0)

335 I like sniglets.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 01:00 PM (yQpMk)

336 Florida/Virginia Tech softball on. Fierce competitors.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2022 01:00 PM (gktX6)

337 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)

338 229
... Math is a curse sent by satan to bedevil all mankind.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Qhnrt)

The Twilight Zone episode from 1985, "I of Newton" would indicate you're on to something here:

https://youtu.be/U0ZRKSoN7Vg

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (nRMeC)

339 Only saw 2 comments from Fen, but she is home, some pain but has medication.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 01:02 PM (2JoB8)

340 337 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)
---
Never miss an opportunity to be unproductive.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:03 PM (0IeYL)

341 340 337 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)
---
Never miss an opportunity to be unproductive.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:03 PM (0IeYL)

In Old Soviet Union, we pretend to work, they pretend to pay us...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

342 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)

You have the excuse it's a holiday weekend.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 01:03 PM (U3akT)

343 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.

I decided on the later and am feeling slightly guilty already. Oh, well...it will pass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Xrfse)

344 172
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (oHd/0)
It's an integral part of the discussion.
I wouldn't want to differentiate between the two.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

Therefore in summation ......

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

345 343 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.

I decided on the later and am feeling slightly guilty already. Oh, well...it will pass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Xrfse)

A few beers will help make that feeling to away. they're not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

346 Re: Lotus Eaters podcast. One thing they seem to miss is that teachers in a classroom do not have first amendment protection because they are agents of the government. Yes, your school boards and the state legislature are allowed to dictate what you can or cannot say in the classroom because it is not your classroom, it's theirs

Children in a classroom don't have free speech.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (IDhUW)

347
Thanks for all the fridge tips. Since it was unloaded from last night, went ahead and unplugged it and thoroughly Cleaned it. If it was frozen it should be defrosted soon. Will plug it back in later this PM. Two spine fusions prohibit much floor level work so that is about all I'm going to try. Between coolers and downstairs fridges, it is mostly an inconvenience. Thanks again to all.
Posted by: Agitator

Did you make sure the Fan in the freezer is working?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (m9L59)

348 A few beers will help make that feeling to away. they're not just for breakfast anymore.

Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (Xrfse)

349 our betters often, cuz they think we be stoopid, use tautological expressions

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)

350 344 172
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2022 12:04 PM (oHd/0)
It's an integral part of the discussion.
I wouldn't want to differentiate between the two.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

Therefore in summation ......

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt)

Are you trying to make this exponentially harder?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

351 When I get off work, I will have smoked ribs and Wild Turkey.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (gktX6)

352 I activated a replacement credit card and frankly think that's enough for one day.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:05 PM (3cjv/)

353 337 Hmmm, not sure if I should work on the house or waste the day away.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)
---
Never miss an opportunity to be unproductive.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:03 PM (0IeYL)

Hard work pays off down the road. Procrastination pays off now. Procrastination FTW.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 01:07 PM (4I/2K)

354 Im going to waste/enjoy my time here until the next thread, and then get to work.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:07 PM (IDhUW)

355 Day drinking is certainly an option.

There's always tomorrow. And Monday is a holiday, so really, there's no reason to do anything. Plus it's raining and 54.

Berserker, I give you permission to laze the day away.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:07 PM (U2p+3)

356 354 Im going to waste/enjoy my time here until the next thread, and then get to work.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:07 PM (IDhUW)

You cannot Immanitize the follow-on thread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

357 Never do today what can be put off until tomorrow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

358 I'm going to watch a few minutes of the USFL game since I haven't watched pro football in over 4 years. With no one in the stands it seems kind of sad.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (U3akT)

359 Finished the ritual of every year, done with pride and sadness, that of planting remembrance flags.

Pride in honoring them and sadness they no longer walk among us.

Tempered with the knowledge that Fiddler's Green and reunion awaits.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (KATBx)

360
When you get to Isaiah 48:16:
"Come ye near unto me, hear ye this; I have not spoken in secret from the beginning; from the time that it was, there am I: and now the Lord GOD, and his Spirit, hath sent me."
Hmm. Seems pretty Trinitarian.

Good catch.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (IDhUW)

361 355 Day drinking is certainly an option.

There's always tomorrow. And Monday is a holiday, so really, there's no reason to do anything. Plus it's raining and 54.

Berserker, I give you permission to laze the day away.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:07 PM (U2p+3)

Our fore-fathers fought for this country so that we could relax and drink beer this weekend. And not have to speak Japanese or German.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

362 I'm going to watch a few minutes of the USFL game since I haven't watched pro football in over 4 years. With no one in the stands it seems kind of sad.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (U3akT)

I have watched a few games. It is surprisingly good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

363 I scooped the litter box, and I'm done.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (ybIRR)

364 I activated a replacement credit card and frankly think that's enough for one day.

That's some heavy lifting. A recliner and a good cigar might be in order.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Xrfse)

365 That's some heavy lifting. A recliner and a good cigar might be in order.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Xrfse)

Ahem.

Posted by: Whiskey, neat at May 28, 2022 01:10 PM (yQpMk)

366 to help his DC buds push their latest boondoggle

Bret Baier is pushing his special on the Vietnam war

with excerpts from people saying we could have won the war

just in case anyone dare doubt their Russia/ Ukraine strategy

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2022 01:11 PM (us2H3)

367
You cannot Immanitize the follow-on thread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01

lol. Ok.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:11 PM (IDhUW)

368
That's some heavy lifting. A recliner and a good cigar might be in order.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Xrfse)
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Great minds!! I just sparked up a Nicaraguan maduro and am in my comfy chair on the deck observing Fun Size Joe sleep in the sun.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM (0IeYL)

369
"I'll Be Nicer...

if you'll be smarter."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM (m9L59)

370 Pride in honoring them and sadness they no longer walk among us.

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Xrfse)

371 Perhaps I should be embarrassed but I knew 16 or the 20 words. Whether I am just weird or very well read is up for grabs.

Posted by: JTB at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM (7EjX1)

372 Great minds!! I just sparked up a Nicaraguan maduro and am in my comfy chair on the deck observing Fun Size Joe sleep in the sun.

Doesn't get much better than that!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Xrfse)

373 I only knew one word: tines

tittle makes sense. "jot and tittle"

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (lKAqb)

374 The space between Joe Biden's ears is known as a "vacuum".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (R/m4+)

375 I have discovered that lime white claw and tequila go remarkably well together. And now that I am reminded of that I would start day drinking but I only have one white claw. Which is good cuz I have things to do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:14 PM (IDhUW)

376 I'm only commenting to immanentize the next thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

377
Doesn't get much better than that!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Xrfse)
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That's for damn sure! I am one lucky dude.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:14 PM (3cjv/)

378 374 The space between Joe Biden's ears is known as a "vacuum".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (R/m4+)

Funny. So is the space between Kamala's lips.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

379 "... we could have won the war?"

Not with Walter Crankcase telling us that we lost it already.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 28, 2022 01:15 PM (lKAqb)

380 Fun Size Joe may be the best name evah for a pooch. I chuckle ever time I see him mentioned.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Xrfse)

381 Great minds!! I just sparked up a Nicaraguan maduro and am in my comfy chair on the deck observing Fun Size Joe sleep in the sun.
Posted by: Weasel

A rigorous undertaking indeed.
Good luck!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (JzBU4)

382 371 Perhaps I should be embarrassed but I knew 16 or the 20 words. Whether I am just weird or very well read is up for grabs.
Posted by: JTB at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM

all together now ...
NERD!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (EGSGm)

383 380 Fun Size Joe may be the best name evah for a pooch. I chuckle ever time I see him mentioned.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Xrfse)

Does he pull on his own tail while taking a bath?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

384 This is my daughter and my dads birthday weekend. I remember when I called and told him she was finally here, on his birthday, he couldn't believe it. Every year we would have a huge birthday weekend for them. Now he is gone and my daughter says she is too old to celebrate a birthday. But we are having a family barbeque for her anyway.

Posted by: Megthered at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (a8o0F)

385 I'm going to watch a few minutes of the USFL game since I haven't watched pro football in over 4 years. With no one in the stands it seems kind of sad.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 01:08 PM (U3akT)

I have watched a few games. It is surprisingly good.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

I guess it's not good enough in his mind for Kapernick to try and make a comeback. I would have liked to see Manziel do the USFL instead of arena football.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 28, 2022 01:17 PM (U3akT)

386 380 Fun Size Joe may be the best name evah for a pooch. I chuckle ever time I see him mentioned.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Xrfse)
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Thanks. He's a little character, that's for sure! 8# of ridiculous in a 7# dog.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:17 PM (0IeYL)

387 Hey my smiley to jtb didn't post

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 01:17 PM (EGSGm)

388 374 The space between Joe Biden's ears is known as a "vacuum".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2022 01:13 PM (R/m4+)

Funny. So is the space between Kamala's lips.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022

Quality snark here!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:17 PM (IDhUW)

389 Pride in honoring them and sadness they no longer walk among us.

Amen.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Xrfse)

This.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2022 01:18 PM (4I/2K)

390 Great minds!! I just sparked up a Nicaraguan maduro and am in my comfy chair on the deck observing Fun Size Joe sleep in the sun.
Posted by: Weasel

Nicely done, weasel. Seems like your work is done!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:18 PM (U2p+3)

391 But we are having a family barbeque for her anyway.

Enjoy! And raise a glass for your dad.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:19 PM (IDhUW)

392 Perhaps I should be embarrassed but I knew 16 or the 20 words. Whether I am just weird or very well read is up for grabs.
Posted by: JTB

You should host Jeopardy !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2022 01:19 PM (arJlL)

393
Does he pull on his own tail while taking a bath?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)
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Funny you mention that - both he and his big sister are scheduled for a sudsy pass through the kitchen sink sometime this weekend.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:19 PM (0IeYL)

394 my daughter says she is too old to celebrate a birthday.
Posted by: Megthered

When they started saying this I started throwing larger parties.
--Live long enough to be an embarrassment to your children.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (JzBU4)

395 Weasel, I just sent a ceegar review to you!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

396
Nicely done, weasel. Seems like your work is done!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:18 PM (U2p+3)
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Code Green!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (0IeYL)

397 394 my daughter says she is too old to celebrate a birthday.
Posted by: Megthered

When they started saying this I started throwing larger parties.
--Live long enough to be an embarrassment to your children.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (JzBU4)
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Rollerclowns!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

398 You measure your foot with a Brannock device, not a Bannock device.

Posted by: Dave G at May 28, 2022 01:21 PM (LqR2h)

399 Watching women's tennis.

It will be much more interesting when the trannys infiltrate.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 12:57 PM -

Renee Richards already tried that about 40 years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2022 01:21 PM (KYKwc)

400 397 394 my daughter says she is too old to celebrate a birthday.
Posted by: Megthered

When they started saying this I started throwing larger parties.
--Live long enough to be an embarrassment to your children.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (JzBU4)
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Rollerclowns!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

My elder child asked for a bouncy-house for his last birthday. I told him they probably don't handle adults very well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

401 In hindsight it is obvious they should have invaded Berkley, not Bien Hoa. Madison, Ann Arbor, Columbia U.

Or at the least recognize it was a two front war.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2022 01:22 PM (rFKo1)

402 Weasel, I just sent a ceegar review to you!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Excellent! When my break is over I need to get busy on the GT. Appreciate it!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:22 PM (0IeYL)

403 I'm supposed to be painting the dining room, but I spent the week busting my ass on all the prep. I had to move the ceiling electrical box for the chandelier, because for some reason it was 18" off center, and I had to re-tape and spackle a few corners that were cracking, and repair the hole in the ceiling left from moving the ceiling box. The tall ceiling made it suck even more. Then I get to make new window sills, and retrim all the windows, and put down a new floor, and....you know, fuck it. I'm not doing shit today.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 01:22 PM (VwHCD)

404 My elder child asked for a bouncy-house for his last birthday. I told him they probably don't handle adults very well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
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Pony rides, where his feet drag on the ground.

Make sure he wears a little cowboy hat too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

405 Fortunately for FenolonSpoke and by extension, all of us, it was Prognosis: Positive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Z92j2)

406 404 My elder child asked for a bouncy-house for his last birthday. I told him they probably don't handle adults very well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
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Pony rides, where his feet drag on the ground.

Make sure he wears a little cowboy hat too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL, that's a thought. He'd probably enjoy it too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

407 405 Fortunately for FenolonSpoke and by extension, all of us, it was Prognosis: Positive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Z92j2)

But not right away. The threads arrive in mysterious ways.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

408 Jim Beam offered a straight-run whiskey called 'Jacob's Ghost'. Clear, unfinished whiskey. It smelled and tasted of Petrichor. Yeek.

I would like to taste petrichor. It is one of my favorite smells.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:24 PM (IDhUW)

409 San Francisco Giants manager:

SF Giants on NBCS
@NBCSGiants
"I don't plan on coming out for the anthem going forward until I feel better about the direction of our country" - Gabe Kapler

-
Apparently, he wants more gun control and who the hell knows what else. The phrase "suicidally stupid" leaps to mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

410 Anyway, the point is, you're only ever one wrong word away from never working again.

That's a bit of hyperbole.

The dude that pumps out your septic tank can say "I hate n-words, trannies and faggots. How about you?" and you'll nod your head.

People that do actual work are never at risk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ELbmp)

411 405 Fortunately for FenolonSpoke and by extension, all of us, it was Prognosis: Positive

Good to hear

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:26 PM (IDhUW)

412 Nude gardening

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:26 PM (U2p+3)

413 Every Memorial Day, I, wife and sons take flowers to leave at the mass grave at the Paoli Battlefield in PA, site of the Paoli Massacre. Small tradition, but it helps us remember the losses.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (COyPE)

414 Rollercoaster! I don't know what thry are but they sound hideous. I am terrified of clowns, and both of my daughters are terrified of clowns. Somehow I don't think adding chaos to the party would be festive. But I wouldn't put it past my husband and brother to do it.

Posted by: Megthered at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (a8o0F)

415 412 Nude gardening

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:26 PM (U2p+3)

I got banned from my church for doing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

416 387 Hey my smiley to jtb didn't post

{ three broken link images }

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 01:17 PM (EGSGm)

Looks like the smilies.mee.nu site and pixy's blog site are both down. This might be a result of the house move, it might be some other site hosting chicanery going on. I'm sure it'll get sorted.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (nRMeC)

417 415 412 Nude gardening

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:26 PM (U2p+3)

I got banned from my church for doing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

Probably wasn't a good idea to do that after services at the front of the church.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

418 When I was about four, a guy would come around with a pony that you could pay to have your picture taken with. I remember running into the house and putting on my cowboy uniform and still have the picture somewhere. I had managed to somehow lose (or break) the little cap gun and was forced to use an attachment from the vacuum cleaner as a sidearm.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:28 PM (0IeYL)

419 I did not watch Paint dry

Posted by: Regular joe at May 28, 2022 01:28 PM (nnp+f)

420 Memorial Day weekend for me is bittersweet. Sort of the official kickoff of Summer but a somber time for reflection as well. Our community holds a pretty awesome observance each year at the cemetery where my Pop (a WWI vet) is buried. I always take time after the service to visit the resting places of the KIA. Chokes me up, every damned time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Xrfse)

421 I got banned from my church for doing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

In heavy blackfly and mosquito season? Ballsy.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (nRMeC)

422 418 When I was about four, a guy would come around with a pony that you could pay to have your picture taken with. I remember running into the house and putting on my cowboy uniform and still have the picture somewhere. I had managed to somehow lose (or break) the little cap gun and was forced to use an attachment from the vacuum cleaner as a sidearm.
Posted by: Weasel

That's awesome

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (U2p+3)

423 Rollercoaster=Rollerclowns
I hate my computer

Posted by: Megthered at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (a8o0F)

424 ...uh...WWII

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Xrfse)

425 "You measure your foot with a Brannock device, not a Bannock device."

I've heard it both ways

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2022 01:30 PM (1n+EO)

426 420 Memorial Day weekend for me is bittersweet. Sort of the official kickoff of Summer but a somber time for reflection as well. Our community holds a pretty awesome observance each year at the cemetery where my Pop (a WWI vet) is buried. I always take time after the service to visit the resting places of the KIA. Chokes me up, every damned time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Xrfse)

I don't have any ancestors (that i know of) that were KIA, but my Dad was WW2 vet, his dad and his dad's brothers WW1 vets. It's one of the days I put my flag out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

427 >>> 363 I scooped the litter box, and I'm done.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2022 01:09 PM (ybIRR)

"Thanks!" -- Robert the Cat, scratching in the fresh box

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2022 01:30 PM (llON8)

428 That's awesome
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:29 PM (U2p+3)
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Thanks! I was pretty adorable.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2022 01:30 PM (0IeYL)

429 Every Memorial Day, I, wife and sons take flowers to leave at the mass grave at the Paoli Battlefield in PA, site of the Paoli Massacre. Small tradition, but it helps us remember the losses.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at May 28,

Very nice. Thanks for sharing.

I used to put flowers on my relatives' graves with my grandparents. They are gone now and I am far away.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:31 PM (IDhUW)

430 425 "You measure your foot with a Brannock device, not a Bannock device."

I've heard it both ways

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2022 01:30 PM (1n+EO)

Not sure what a Broderick device would be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

431 >>> ... Math is a curse sent by satan to bedevil all mankind.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Qhnrt)

The Twilight Zone episode from 1985, "I of Newton" would indicate you're on to something here:

https://youtu.be/U0ZRKSoN7Vg
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 28, 2022 01:01 PM (nRMeC)

There is a really good short story by Frank Fleming about that and science called "Science Fiction". He used to have it on his site with a few other short stories but it looks like he's gathered up everything and moved it to his paywalled substack.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2022 01:31 PM (t/4Zp)

432 "I don't plan on coming out for the anthem going forward until I feel better about the direction of our country" - Gabe Kapler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

Gabe Kaplan > Gabe Kapler

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2022 01:32 PM (R/m4+)

433 >>> 409
==
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 28, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

"I am a self-centered bitchy little drama queen" -- also Gabe Kapler

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2022 01:32 PM (llON8)

434 417 and posting pictures on Facebook

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 01:34 PM (2JoB8)

435 white claw?
Izzat what Soupy Sales drank with pookie and black tooth?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 28, 2022 01:34 PM (0mUYx)

436 nood

flowers

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2022 01:35 PM (t/4Zp)

437 "I don't plan on coming out for the anthem going forward until I feel better about the direction of our country" - Gabe Kapler

Gabe, your warped progressive ideology is responsible for most of what you are wringing your hands about. Get hosed, douchebag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:36 PM (Xrfse)

438 Beer and eggs is weekend morning breakfast special. As is coffee and Irish cream.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 01:39 PM (BP3/z)

439 330 Ooh. Hydrocone is good stuff. That what I got after my transplant.
Posted by: jim

----
Oxycodone is even better than Hydrocodone.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:39 PM (qfLjt)

440 >>Memorial Day weekend for me is bittersweet. Sort of the official kickoff of Summer but a somber time for reflection as well. Our community holds a pretty awesome observance each year at the cemetery where my Pop (a WWI vet) is buried. I always take time after the service to visit the resting places of the KIA. Chokes me up, every damned time

We have quite a number of retired and active duty military in my town and a number of KIA buried here. We have a nice little small town parade featuring all branches of the military that ends up at the town square which is fittingly named Veterans Memorial Square which has a number of plaques and statues honoring veterans of a number of wars.

There will be 100 American flags flying in the square, each formerly covered a casket of a deceased local veteran. We even have a town band that will play patriotic songs during the event.

We hear a lot about the the decline in our society every single day but America still exists in lots of small towns.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

441 white claw?
Izzat what Soupy Sales drank with pookie and black tooth?

im afraid I can't answer that because I only know six of the words in the question.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:39 PM (IDhUW)

442 Now im getting to work.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 01:40 PM (IDhUW)

443 I recognized about five of the words in the list.

I think "Phineas and Ferb" did an episode on an aglet celebration.

Surprised "tittle" wasn't in the list; it often goes with "jot."

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2022 01:44 PM (e6Je9)

444 A MUMR sighting!

And then....

*POOF*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2022 01:45 PM (1n+EO)

445 "Oxycodone is even better than Hydrocodone."

Until one day, it isn't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2022 01:46 PM (i0slg)

446 I just started a load of laundry. I think that's my chore for the day. Oh, and scooping out the cat box. For a 12# creature, Lucy certainly creates a lot of waste.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:48 PM (U2p+3)

447 We hear a lot about the the decline in our society every single day but America still exists in lots of small towns.

Yes, thankfully it still does.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2022 01:52 PM (Xrfse)

448 We have a nice little small town parade featuring all branches of the military

We used to, in Canoga park, but cancelled on excuse of COVID again.
Aren't you proud the ghey damn parade, which never quite got cancelled, will be back this year in force?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 28, 2022 01:53 PM (0mUYx)

449 PSA: MidwayUSA has CCI Small Rifle Magnum Primers #450

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 28, 2022 01:54 PM (nByzo)

450 Rollerclowns sound good to me.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:55 PM (xhaym)

451 I only knew 5 out of those 20 words

My glabella needs wrinkle cream.
I often wamble

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2022 11:19 AM (EGSGm)

Don't forget to lovingly place your tittles.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 28, 2022 01:56 PM (nByzo)

452 Fortunately for FenolonSpoke and by extension, all of us, it was Prognosis: Positive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Z92j2)

Best news of the week.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 28, 2022 01:59 PM (nByzo)

453 @190 --

I have a T-shirt that reads: "Copy editors do it with style."

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2022 02:07 PM (e6Je9)

454 . For a 12# creature, Lucy certainly creates a lot of waste.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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The irony at the checkout counter never escaped me...buying cat food...and litter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 02:08 PM (AJLeZ)

455 Tap the glabella and get an eye blink. Normal in infants. Normal up to five times in adult. No response or more than five times abnormal in adult.

Posted by: Fenderbender at May 28, 2022 02:13 PM (r72iY)

456 Seems to me that the consequences for "misgendering" listed in the UK piece would fully justify a physical response if those things actually happened. Ruining the life of someone should subject the ruiner(s) to a commensurate response in my opinion. If that starts occurring I think there will be quite a reduction in "misgendering" consequences.

Posted by: SamIam at May 28, 2022 02:20 PM (oasF3)

457 Coincidentally David Hogg's mouth is also called a "vagitus".

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 28, 2022 02:29 PM (OZjDX)

458 Stomach rumbling is *technically* (as in, *akshully*) called borborygmus. Probably spelled that wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2022 02:31 PM (6FeV1)

459
Aren't you proud the ghey damn parade, which never quite got cancelled, will be back this year in force?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 28, 2022 01:53 PM (0mUYx)

Excellent news!

Posted by: Monkey Pox at May 28, 2022 02:31 PM (cupoy)

460 Seems to me that the consequences for "misgendering" listed in the UK piece would fully justify a physical response if those things actually happened.

Remember, in the UK - titles mean something. No wonder they'd get into a pissing contest over proper titles.

Same thing is going on here now, over all the people that insist on "Sir", or "Doctor", or "General". It's all the same. It's a pissing contest about titles.

Boomers, do me favor, before you start yapping about respect. If we're all free men, and equal, no titles are required. A simple "Mr" or "Ms", because we're not on a first name basis yet, will suffice.

Posted by: History Says Differently at May 28, 2022 02:31 PM (+VRUV)

461 https://legalinsurrection.com/husband of slain uvalde teacher-may-have-died of broken heart syndrome

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 02:43 PM (2JoB8)

462 Biden [said] North Korea stood with the US against Russia and whispered 'I am your Commander in Chief' during Naval Academy speech

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 02:50 PM (jy41H)

463 Coincidentally David Hogg's mouth is also called a "vagitus".
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 28, 2022 02:29 PM (OZjDX)

“Town cock holster”

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 02:51 PM (jXFZF)

464 Fortunately for FenolonSpoke and by extension, all of us, it was Prognosis: Positive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Z92j2)

Best news of the week.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 28, 2022 01:59 PM (nByzo)

Great news!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2022 02:53 PM (jXFZF)

465 The wet area between the sand and the ocean is called the "strand". I knew only 3.

The online form should have a choice: "I wouldn't hazard a guess."

Posted by: ahem at May 28, 2022 03:15 PM (Y05sl)

466 PET NOOD
And that sadly closes for all intense and purposes this thread

Posted by: Skip advising you of your Nood threads at May 28, 2022 03:24 PM (2JoB8)

467 The Left: Police are racist thugs who shoot unarmed men

Also the Left: Only police should have guns.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

468 This post may get deleted, but I'll try to be discrete. The space between your scrotum/vagina and your rectum is called the "t'aint". That's because it "t'aint" scrotum/vagina and it "t'aint" rectum.

Zy

Posted by: Zymurgyst at May 28, 2022 03:33 PM (/5Qr2)

469 Republican Congressman Says He Would Vote for an Assault Weapons Ban

https://bityl.co/CPzV

Surprisingly, not Liz Cheney.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 28, 2022 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

470 *425 "You measure your foot with a Brannock device, not a Bannock device."

I've heard it both ways*

Yeah, it's one of those words like "library", that some people pronounce "lieberry".

Posted by: Dave G at May 28, 2022 03:38 PM (LqR2h)

471 I disagree with Ronnie. We CAN repay them. We MUST repay them.

We repay them by restoring this country to the free Republic for which they fought. We repay them by struggling to ensure they did not die in vain. We repay them by recounting their legacy and the legacy of our country to our posterity, by teaching our children and grandchildren, by talking about what makes America great when we stand up and when we sit down and when we lie down, when we eat and when we go about our business. We talk about the MORALS required to keep America great. We ensure understanding of the principles inherent in LIFE, LIBERTY, and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. We talk about our CREATOR. We talk about the JOY that comes from living a life free, yet bound by our own code, so that we don't infringe other's rights and so we don't have to be governed by others. We don't talk politics as much as we talk about the foundational principles that have made this country great. We evangelize, indoctrinate, and advocate - continuously, and with great love and fervor - for this, the greatest country on earth.

Posted by: GWB at May 28, 2022 03:38 PM (f4IaF)

472 I am checking in between chores. All I have for the gardening thread id that I have a columbine to transplant. All I have for the pet thread is that rib bones now make my dog sick.

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talk about the MORALS required to keep America great. We ensure understanding of the principles inherent in LIFE, LIBERTY, and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. We talk about our CREATOR. We talk about the JOY that comes from living a life free, yet bound by our own code, so that we don't infringe other's rights and so we don't have to be governed by others.

Nicely stated gwb

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2022 04:20 PM (IDhUW)

473 this very informative

Charles Krauthammer: The roots of mass murder

https://is.gd/ZGzM6N

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 04:23 PM (jy41H)

474 Braenyard nice read. Wish with these last 2 years Charles might have added seeing society fabric get ripped apart more by mental illness being encouraged.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 04:36 PM (2JoB8)

475 469 Republican Congressman Says He Would Vote for an Assault Weapons Ban

https://bityl.co/CPzV
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27th is a long way from NYC.
Throws water on the idea that it's only Big City that' so liberal.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2022 04:51 PM (jy41H)

476 One of the blackbelts I helped teach, is himself a school teacher. He intervened in an argument between two students by placing himself between them. One of the students started to pull a knife. Our blackbelt took him to the ground with an arm bar and held him there until he released the knife, and calmed down.

The mother of the student he disarmed testified for the teacher in front of the school board, and thanked him for his actions in the incident. The school board has placed him on suspension for "touching a student", and has threatened to revoke his teaching certificate. Court case pending on the board's action.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 28, 2022 05:14 PM (ZEHVO)

477 Republican Congressman Says He Would Vote for an Assault Weapons Ban.

And he might get me to agree - if his armed security is under the same restrictions as all Federal, State, and Local police. As well as any other entity acting on US Soil.

Lets all go back to shotguns, revolvers, and bolt-actions. But that includes the Secret Service. The BATF. And so on and so forth.

Posted by: History Says Otherwise at May 28, 2022 05:24 PM (+VRUV)

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