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Let me be the FIRST to congratulate you!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 24, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 2
This painting knocks me out.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 24, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 3
Bruegel mit a schmear, and lox. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2022 09:31 AM (s2VJv) 4
There's some nappy heads there.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (w9Wax) 5
I like it
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (5xfs5) 6
While the sun is shining.
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR) 7
Git to it! Make hay while the sun shines!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ) 8
Make hay while the sun shines.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0) 9
Hay!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (U2p+3) 10
Don't make hay of this painting.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (t3/qz) 11
Good morning everyone. Would hang.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3) 12
Hiding a still behind large pile of hay is making shine while the hay suns!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0) 13
There's some nappy heads there.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks If you embiggen it, you'll see that they have baskets on their heads. Posted by: JT at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (arJlL) 14
I look at this painting and realize that my hay hualing days were a lot easier!
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (lrEMD) 15
Ouch! Hey everyone, I found that damn needle!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (w9Wax) 16
Why do the slaves have big heads?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (t3/qz) 17
Looks a touch tipsy, could be hard to look at first thing in the day.
Posted by: From about that time at May 24, 2022 09:33 AM (4780s) 18
Baskets of chicken legs?
Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (AwYPR) 19
Nevermind. The picture changed to something clearer. They are baskets.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (t3/qz) 20
This one, I believe, may be a forgery. There's a small radio tower towards the left side of the big rock.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (Msys3) 21
Bruegel is great, I always like looking at his work. And Bosch, around the same era.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (p+1gI) 22
Where’s Alfalfa?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (HXmAu) 23
Bunch of basket heads off to the right. Weird.
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2022 09:34 AM (88xKn) 24
Mostly gone but coming to a field to you soon!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (Ost4W) 25
Make hay while the sun shines.
Already on our second cutting of the season thanks to a wetter than normal spring. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (9DOwv) 26
Yes! Bruegel. Who does not love Bruegel?
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (F1vmP) 27
Am I crazy, or are there 2 different versions of this coming up? Or both?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (t3/qz) 28
I've seen them haying in Rhode Island already, seems way early.
Posted by: From about that time at May 24, 2022 09:36 AM (4780s) 29
Make hay while the sun shines... to keep the damp out of the hatstacks.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0) 30
hatstacks = haystacks
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0) 31
One man, two men, they come to mow the meadow.
Three men, four men, they come to mow the hay. Four and three and two and one and oh, lots more. They mow the hay and they take it away on a beautiful summerner's day. Used to sing that when I was a kid. You could add as many more as you wanted. Drove my parents a bit crazy at times. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:37 AM (906pl) 32
Farming will necessarily transition to fossil fuel free as we decarbonize our economy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:37 AM (t3/qz) 33
The three people in the middle are walking off for a work stoppage.
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2022 09:37 AM (88xKn) 34
At first glance, I was wondering "what's with the cartoon heads?"
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 24, 2022 09:37 AM (S7une) 35
Am I crazy, or are there 2 different versions of this coming up? Or both?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 *** The one atop the post is redder and less sharp; the one that appears if you right click and choose "Open in new tab" is yellower and sharper. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq) 36
This is part of a six-panel series that presumably represented the changing seasons and human patterns. But they are mostly gone!
*** Yeah. These represent(ed) the Labors of the Months, an agricultural "calendar" in the Middle Ages. Each month was assigned a labor or task that helped the illiterate poor remember what to do during the seasons to get the most out of their fields and harvests, and to properly stock up for the winter. The labors varied according to region. In the northern climes, like where Breugel was, June and July you cleared/mowed a field and reaped your wheat. Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO) 37
Sun's up. Make hay!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid watching Sinkhole Spider eat face- sized spider at May 24, 2022 09:39 AM (3Or4S) 38
Is this supposed to be haymaking in the Netherlands? So I'd guess based on the artist's name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:39 AM (txdEq) 39
Kittuh hunting miceys in the field. Kittuh needs to visit Puddleglum's humble abode and hunt miceys.
Also, this painting is racist and advances colonialism. Burn it. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2022 09:39 AM (sAmhv) 40
Would not hang.
Posted by: Squid at May 24, 2022 09:39 AM (cGD1P) 41
One man, two men, they come to mow the meadow.
Three men, four men, they come to mow the hay. Four and three and two and one and oh, lots more. They mow the hay and they take it away on a beautiful summerner's day. Used to sing that when I was a kid. You could add as many more as you wanted. Drove my parents a bit crazy at times. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher When you got to a thousand ? Posted by: JT at May 24, 2022 09:39 AM (arJlL) 42
One of the ladies carrying a basket is named Susan. She’s walking to the field, so she’s moving hay-ward.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (HXmAu) 43
Hay. Hay, hay HAY!
Posted by: Gay Horsey at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (3Or4S) 44
This picture flax something.
Posted by: johnd01 at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (uVQvU) 45
Hey, it's hay today.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC) 46
No EBT cards? How do these people even exist?
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (H14oM) 47
The one atop the post is redder and less sharp; the one that appears if you right click and choose "Open in new tab" is yellower and sharper.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Oooooooo! Lookit you folks all fancy and shit with your color monitors. Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (Msys3) 48
When you got to a thousand ?
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2022 *** He switched to "99 bottles of beer on the wall"! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq) 49
I look at this and say "I can't go for that" because all I see is haulin' oats.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 24, 2022 09:41 AM (La6gB) 50
I'd like to see April and May.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2022 09:41 AM (NpAcC) 51
As one who has put up hay many times, this depicts a far cheerier scene than what I've experienced.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 09:41 AM (v31Ye) 52
32 Farming will necessarily transition to fossil fuel free as we decarbonize our economy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:37 AM (t3/qz) How we going to grow anything if we get rid of all the carbon? Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at May 24, 2022 09:42 AM (9qiMu) 53
One of the ladies carrying a basket is named Susan. She’s walking to the field, so she’s moving hay-ward.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 *** One of the men is probably called "Louis," then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq) 54
I'd like to see April and May.
Posted by: redridinghood They got scared and left early because everyone was feeling Merry and Joy. Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3) 55
20 This one, I believe, may be a forgery. There's a small radio tower towards the left side of the big rock.
Posted by: Tonypete The painting is of the future, after all the serfs are on their Globalist Lords Manors! The radio tower is to keep all the Lords in touch with each other and to Davos; where the Best and Brightest will rule us in the shiny new Utopia!! Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2022 09:43 AM (sAmhv) 56
As one who has put up hay many times, this depicts a far cheerier scene than what I've experienced.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger Fist bump. I see no 90 lb green bales of hay. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:43 AM (9DOwv) 57
Hay hay hay!
Posted by: Fat Albert at May 24, 2022 09:43 AM (U2p+3) 58
I look at this and say "I can't go for that" because all I see is haulin' oats.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 24, 2022 *** The woman in the foreground, the one holding a big sun hat? She's got a bad rep among the guys in the village. Yep. They call her "the Man-Eater." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq) 59
Come mister tally man, tally me haystack
Daylight wane and me wan' go home Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe) 60
Some species of hay grow in forests. Those are the woody hays.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (HXmAu) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (906pl) 62
Dwarfs everywhere!
Posted by: shovel-ready at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (AMIL/) 63
They got scared and left early because everyone was feeling Merry and Joy.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3) I hear June was really hot! Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 09:44 AM (7bRMQ) 64
I like this picture. I like Bruegel in general. His stuff always reminds me of a book I liked as a child, Life in the Middle Ages, by Clara and Richard Winston (the illustrated version seems to be OOP).
If you like reading about the Moyen Age, a lovely little book is Ann Baer's Down the Common, a novel about Marion, the wife of a carpenter on a middling English estate, and what happens during one year in her life. https://tinyurl.com/3jmev6fe Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM (2JVJo) 65
The more I look at Pieter Bruegel the Elder's paintings and other works, the more I enjoy them. This is typical in its appeal: the colors of sky, land and peasant clothing, the layout of the terrain, and the level of detail. There is a degree of whimsy as well.
A number of his works make me think of The Shire in Tolkien's stories. That adds to my enjoyment. It is easy to hear echoes of Beethoven's Pastoral 6th symphony while looking at this painting. That's a good thing. CBD, thanks for this choice. It is enjoyable on many levels. Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM (7EjX1) 66
Fist bump. I see no 90 lb green bales of hay.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT No kidding. The very first time I help a neighbor put up hay I didn't wear long pants. I picked bits out of my legs for what seemed like weeks. Note to self..... Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM (Msys3) 67
The guy in the middle left must be the King.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM (t3/qz) 68
It's always interesting to me to dissect an illustration to figure out why it's not working. Especially when each of the individual parts is well done, and yet it still registers as "off" somehow in the brain.
Bruegel painted a lovely sky. Nice clouds, good color. The rock formations are spot on for color and realism. The individuals are a bit cartoonish, but still rendered well. Palette and composition are nice, and the fade of color as the scene recedes into the distance... but still... Maybe it's the stilted, defined layers -- this is the foreground, this is the middle ground, this is the background -- that makes it unconvincing? It's almost the depth perception opposite of yesterday's painting, where almost nothing was rendered clearly, in order to draw the eye. Anyway. Peculiar. Posted by: red speck at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (gS3OW) 69
How we going to grow anything if we get rid of all the carbon?
===== We will become silicon-based lifeforms. /s My first impression was that aliens were marching through the fields. I generally like Bruegel, but I think I would need to see the other seasonal representations to really like or appreciate this one. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (MIKMs) Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (F0YaR) 71
I hope it's plenty sunny because it's a scientific fact that ergot fungus causes women to weigh the same as a duck leading to witchery!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (yikp0) Posted by: Hall and Oates publicist at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (ZsR3z) 73
. . . It is easy to hear echoes of Beethoven's Pastoral 6th symphony while looking at this painting. That's a good thing.
CBD, thanks for this choice. It is enjoyable on many levels. Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 *** That's the symphony Disney used in Fantasia to depict the land with the centaurs et al., right? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq) 74
Breugel is known for his visions of everyday life. A lot of his works were moralizing and/or allegorical. He did a series of prints on the vices and virtues, and one about the seven deadly sins. One of his more well-known works illustrates Dutch sayings and proverbs.
Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (OyyDO) 75
Pass the switchel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (RkC6l) 76
Dead possum under the deck. Chewed up romex in his mouth. Fucked around and found out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (t3/qz) Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (f5Veu) 78
The Flintstones live right across the valley
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 24, 2022 09:48 AM (flINI) 79
Off Cosby kid sock
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2022 09:48 AM (U2p+3) Posted by: Jon Townsend at May 24, 2022 09:48 AM (7bRMQ) 81
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM
You coming to the NoVaMoMe next month? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l) 82
Am I crazy, or are there 2 different versions of this coming up? Or both?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (t3/qz) Embrace the power of "and." Yes, the main image is better than the clickable image, but the version wasn't big enough to use for the clickable...thus the two different images of the same work. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (XIJ/X) 83
76 Dead possum under the deck. Chewed up romex in his mouth. Fucked around and found out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (t3/qz) 220 221 whatever it takes Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (yrol0) 84
...a novel about Marion, the wife of a carpenter on a middling English estate, and what happens during one year in her life.
------------------------------ Did Sean Bean bang her in the movie version?? Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0) 85
Painting: reminds me I need to mow lawn today.
Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (qpX6U) 86
73 ... "That's the symphony Disney used in Fantasia to depict the land with the centaurs et al., right?"
Good morning Wolfus. Yep, that's the one. (Those teenage girl centaurs made an impression that stays with a lad.) Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (7EjX1) 87
The bear is running toward the haystack to avoid the thunderstorm.
He is know as Hayward Hail Bruin. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (w9Wax) 88
One man, two men, they come to mow the meadow.
Three men, four men, they come to mow the hay. Four and three and two and one and oh, lots more. They mow the hay and they take it away on a beautiful summerner's day. Great-Uncle Poppins used to sing, "One man and his dog went to mow a meadow. Two men and a dog went to mow a meadow. Two men, one man and his dog went to mow a meadow." And so on through 3, 4 and on. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (2JVJo) 89
The guy in the middle left must be the King.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:45 AM (t3/qz) Why's that? Posted by: Large Man with Dead Body at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (SH2Zi) 90
Bill Gates is in the villa counting his crypto.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (dp3Bn) 91
The guy in the middle left must be the King.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Why's that? Posted by: Large Man with Dead Body He isn't covered in shit. Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3) 92
Dad joke here in VT: When driving past hay in a field yell "Hay, hay, hay, hay, HAY!" It gets them every time, and it never gets old!
(496's kids: "It does get old. Very old.") Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe) 93
Three of the guys in the right foreground are clearly holding baskets on their heads, but the one in khaki with the white belt does not seem to have his hands up at all. The basket appears to have replaced his head.
I guess he was in a fight the other night. The other guy won by delivering a haymaker. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq) 94
Dead possum under the deck. Chewed up romex in his mouth. Fucked around and found out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (t3/qz) 220 221 whatever it takes Posted by: rhennigantx *snort Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (9DOwv) 95
Gotta run some errands. Be back later for the rest of the comments.
Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 09:52 AM (7EjX1) 96
"Those teenage girl centaurs made an impression that stays with a lad."
At least one of the original theater posters for the movie put nipples on them. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 09:52 AM (qpX6U) 97
With all those haystacks to choose from, where was Little Boy blew?
Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2022 09:52 AM (VJsqe) 98
36 >>>Yeah. These represent(ed) the Labors of the Months, an agricultural "calendar" in the Middle Ages.
I used to work at a Ford dealership. The mechanics had something similar hanging in their shop bays. Some were by done by Pirelli, others by Snap-on tools. Posted by: red speck at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (gS3OW) 99
You coming to the NoVaMoMe next month?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l) Sorry, no. Too overweight and don't want to be seen. Also, funds are a little low at the moment. Perhaps next year when I have more lead time for both. Shoot me an e-mail, though, if you want to get together for some covfefe. I can do a 1-on-1 thing better than a full-fledged group. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (2JVJo) 100
Painting is okay, but, meh, doesn't do anything for me.
colors and technique are decent, but, again, leaves me cold. Wouldn't hang. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (5pTK/) Posted by: 11B40 at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (uuklp) 102
Romex, oh Romex, where art thou Romex?
Posted by: zombie possum at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (KFhLj) 103
I hear June was really hot!
Posted by: OrangeEnt July is hotter. Posted by: davidt Sign outside business: Attention new arrivals. Texas is still pre-heating. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (9DOwv) 104
So the girls on top of the hay mounds are stacked, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (HXmAu) 105
86 73 ... "That's the symphony Disney used in Fantasia to depict the land with the centaurs et al., right?"
Good morning Wolfus. Yep, that's the one. (Those teenage girl centaurs made an impression that stays with a lad.) Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 09:50 AM (7EjX1) I revisited that movie a few years back and was sadly disappointed that it wasn't the same as I'd remembered it as a kid. And Leopold Stokowski's butchering of Beethoven et al was painful. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (906pl) 106
Now I know where Haystack Calhoun got his name from.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (a4EWo) 107
Guy lower right is not a sniper. That's Cyrus McCormick.
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (0OP+5) 108
Love this one. Would definitely hang.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (gLRfa) 109
Dead possum under the deck. Chewed up romex in his mouth. Fucked around and found out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:47 AM (t3/qz) Possum: It's what's for dinner. Cue gallivanting violins. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (SH2Zi) 110
Attention new arrivals. Texas is still pre-heating.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM (9DOwv) -------------- Whatever. /Arizona Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (5pTK/) 111
Worked the hay fields in my teens. To this day, I miss the smell of fresh cut hay. Even the smell of hay bales.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (N39Ws) 112
The bad news is, I have to run new romex under the deck. The good news is, one less opossum.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:55 AM (t3/qz) 113
Painting: on left side, they are polishing a freshly harvested giant green apple.
Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 09:55 AM (qpX6U) 114
Dad joke here in VT: When driving past hay in a field yell "Hay, hay, hay, hay, HAY!" It gets them every time, and it never gets old!
(496's kids: "It does get old. Very old.") Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe) Stop stealing my bit! Posted by: Dwayne Nelson at May 24, 2022 09:55 AM (2JVJo) 115
The possum went over his bandwidth allowance??
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Life in Amerika's New Happy Fun Camps circa 2025.
Plastic Bag Night is every Tuesday after evening roll call. Would Hang. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2022 09:55 AM (VghRo) 117
Hungry for lox and Breugels.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 24, 2022 09:56 AM (Iz2Z7) 118
The Dow gives back yesterday's bounce at the open
31,704.29 -175.95 (-0.55%) and oil is up another buck. My stock watch list is red across the board. Thanks, Joe. Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 24, 2022 09:56 AM (yQpMk) 119
South Tx is stupid. It is hot AND humid. And it doesn't rain until it does and floods everything.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 09:56 AM (t3/qz) 120
I see no 90 lb green bales of hay.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT No kidding. The very first time I help a neighbor put up hay I didn't wear long pants. I picked bits out of my legs for what seemed like weeks. Note to self..... Posted by: Tonypete Yeah. Do it when you are 9 or 10 and the damn square bales are heavier than you are. And no trailer scoop. YOU are the trailer scoop. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:56 AM (9DOwv) 121
"That's the symphony Disney used in Fantasia to depict the land with the centaurs et al., right?"
* Good morning Wolfus. Yep, that's the one. (Those teenage girl centaurs made an impression that stays with a lad.) Posted by: JTB at May 24, 2022 *** I liked that too! It does occur to me to ask why centaurs are usually drawn with their human torsos bare-chested, though. In an ancient Greek summer I can imagine they'd relax or work like that. But what would they wear when it gets cold or rainy or both? I'd picture a leather jacket of some kind, and if it's really cold, a blanket spread over the horse back. And they would probably need some kind of belt to carry tools and supplies, since they wouldn't have pants with pockets. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq) 122
Possum: It's what's for dinner.
Cue gallivanting violins. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (SH2Zi) Best thing about hog jowls and possum innards is they're just as good the second day! Posted by: JD Clampett at May 24, 2022 09:57 AM (7bRMQ) 123
Worked the hay fields in my teens. To this day, I miss the smell of fresh cut hay. Even the smell of hay bales.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (N39Ws) I bucked hay once. Once. There's a reason they grow those farm boys and girls big. I don't miss it a bit. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 09:57 AM (SH2Zi) 124
And Leopold Stokowski's butchering of Beethoven et al was painful.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (906pl) LEOPOLD!! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:57 AM (2JVJo) 125
These puns really run against the grain.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 09:58 AM (yikp0) 126
"My stock watch list is red across the board."
My XLE is slightly green. Who could have predicted that Brandon would be so good for oil stocks? I really lucked out on that pick. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 09:58 AM (qpX6U) 127
Best thing about hog jowls and possum innards is they're just as good the second day!
Posted by: JD Clampett at May 24, 2022 09:57 AM (7bRMQ) Got get 'em after the rigor mortis let 'em relax real good. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 09:58 AM (SH2Zi) 128
Worked the hay fields in my teens. To this day, I miss the smell of fresh cut hay. Even the smell of hay bales.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2022 *** I'd suppose sniffing phosgene as a substitute is right out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq) Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe) 130
Thank you CBD. I love me some Brugal.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (4eKPg) 131
And Leopold Stokowski's butchering of Beethoven et al was painful.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (906pl) I never liked the orchestral arrangement of Bach's Toccata and Fugue. That needs the biggest, baddest pipe organ around to be fully appreciated. Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (OyyDO) 132
Willowed.
your plan is to lie your way out of confiscation, you have no plan and you will also go to jail. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 24, 2022 09:31 AM (rAM2+) Let me tell you a little story. You don't screw over the IRS on 4.15.2022. You screw them over on 1.1.2021 and after. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (NW9xb) 133
“We don’t have bacon, hominy, or grits,
Roasted ear of possum is we ever gits.” — Swamp Fox’s men Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (HXmAu) 134
LEOPOLD!!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing That word alone makes me LOL. Bugs was great. Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (Msys3) 135
I bucked hay once. Once. There's a reason they grow those farm boys and girls big. I don't miss it a bit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich. But you did learn what hard work meant. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (9DOwv) 136
"I never liked the orchestral arrangement of Bach's Toccata and Fugue. That needs the biggest, baddest pipe organ around to be fully appreciated."
E. Power Biggs. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (qpX6U) 137
Worked the hay fields in my teens. To this day, I miss the smell of fresh cut hay. Even the smell of hay bales.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (N39Ws) I get allergic smelling hay! Posted by: Lisa Gronyitz Douglas at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (7bRMQ) 138
Making hay while the Sun shines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (aJmnD) 139
Twining isn't going to get those bales on the truck, boy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (dp3Bn) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 24, 2022 10:01 AM (5pTK/) 141
Thank you CBD. I love me some Brugal.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (4eKPg) He has a way with the schmeer. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:01 AM (SH2Zi) 142
Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich. But you did learn what hard work meant.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (9DOwv) We got paid what we thought was well by the hour, moving from train car to semi trailer. We were not paid well. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:02 AM (SH2Zi) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:02 AM (yikp0) 144
COIN down nearly 10% and the 1 Day MACD still has a buy signal on it. Amazing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 24, 2022 10:02 AM (4eKPg) 145
Is it Juneteenth or Julune in that there painting?
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 24, 2022 10:03 AM (4Edqq) 146
Puts me in mind of Ralph Vaughn Williams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mHgucSz1hs Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2022 10:03 AM (R6ndO) 147
Those are children of the hayfield because they are children of the hayfield.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 10:03 AM (t3/qz) 148
That word alone makes me LOL. Bugs was great.
--------------------- I can still see the hand movements in my mind's eye. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0) 149
Obligatory...sniper in top of tree to the right
Posted by: AgathaPagatha at May 24, 2022 10:03 AM (xDMjB) 150
I bucked hay once. Once. There's a reason they grow those farm boys and girls big. I don't miss it a bit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder We bucked hay every summer during middle and high school. Two band Timothy hay around 65 to 75. We also helped out with three bands that got up to 110 pounds. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 10:04 AM (OgrpQ) 151
Maybe it's the stilted, defined layers -- this is the foreground, this is the middle ground, this is the background -- that makes it unconvincing? It's almost the depth perception opposite of yesterday's painting, where almost nothing was rendered clearly, in order to draw the eye.
Anyway. Peculiar. Posted by: red speck at May 24, 2022 09:46 AM (gS3OW) I see what you're talking about, but I like it a lot. I see it as Brugel painting a storybook fantasy-level depiction of the scene, rather than a harshly realistic one. Similar to the style of art that Maxfield Parrish and others of his generation would do centuries later. That's why the rocks in the background are like something out of a dream. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2022 10:04 AM (trdmm) 152
Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich. But you did learn what hard work meant.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (9DOwv) Helped a buddy once with that. Learned my lesson not to wear short sleeves. ha. Posted by: Mainah at May 24, 2022 10:05 AM (B+qrE) 153
E. Power Biggs. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole ------- We used to refer to him as Extra Powerful Big. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2022 10:05 AM (R6ndO) 154
Well, at least they’re making up for the loss of grain harvest in Ukraine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (HXmAu) 155
Welp, did my duty and voted in the TX runoff.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (S7une) 156
Dang, what a labor-related picture to have to post this on:
Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (okbnd) 157
I bucked hay once. Once. There's a reason they grow those farm boys and girls big. I don't miss it a bit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder *** Also a reason why a lot of those boys and girls ran off to the big city. Looking at the south end of a mule going north gets real old after a while. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq) 158
And Leopold Stokowski's butchering of Beethoven et al was painful.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 09:54 AM (906pl) I never liked the orchestral arrangement of Bach's Toccata and Fugue. That needs the biggest, baddest pipe organ around to be fully appreciated. Posted by: Kris at May 24, 2022 09:59 AM (OyyDO) I grew up on Stokowski's Bach transcriptions. I sometimes still listen to them to bring back some memories. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (2JVJo) 159
They're not wearing masks.
Posted by: Karen at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (jYQlA) 160
No shorts, no short sleeves. I guess assless chaps are right out?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (t3/qz) 161
Well, at least they’re making up for the loss of grain harvest in Ukraine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (HXmAu) They're also grubbing for bugs for dinner. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (7bRMQ) 162
We bucked hay every summer during middle and high school. Two band Timothy hay around 65 to 75. We also helped out with three bands that got up to 110 pounds.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 10:04 AM (OgrpQ) I suppose these were two band, not that I'd know one from the next other than weight-wise. But it was alfalfa. Now I know the origin of all those little green men sightings. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (SH2Zi) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (2JVJo) 164
Thanks for posting the Bruegel. Another painting in the series, for the autumn harvest, is in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, on the second floor, just around the corner from the Vermeers. Well worth a trip to NYC to see them.
Posted by: Nemo at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (S6ArX) 165
Haystack Calhoun had a horsehoe he wore as a necklace and would beat hapless opponents with it. Billed wrestling weight was 601.
Posted by: The Crippler at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (PIlQh) 166
No shorts, no short sleeves. I guess assless chaps are right out?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (t3/qz) Bucking chaps would be considered assless chaps to a degree Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 10:08 AM (OgrpQ) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:09 AM (2JVJo) 168
Puts me in mind of Ralph Vaughn Williams
Without even looking, is it In the Fen Country? Posted by: Mary Poppins' --------- 'The Lark Ascending', Iona Brown / Neville Mariner Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2022 10:09 AM (4akfh) 169
What, all that hay and no rolling in it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:09 AM (HXmAu) 170
Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Wow - Those are hellish injuries. Prayers up for fast and complete healing for your buddy. Also for his family and friends. Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2022 10:10 AM (Msys3) 171
Bucking chaps would be considered assless chaps to a degree Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 *** This has been brought up before, but aren't *all* chaps assless? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq) 172
USA circa 2030.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 24, 2022 10:10 AM (iDcra) 173
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 24, 2022 10:11 AM (pMWfV) 174
What, all that hay and no rolling in it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:09 AM (HXmAu) What do you think we're headed to? Posted by: Ladies in the Middle at May 24, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ) 175
PSA: Midway USA has CCI Small Pistol Magnum Primers #550
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:11 AM (SH2Zi) 176
Moron Robbie, sorry to hear that. Sounds brutal. Best wishes for a quick and complete recovery.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:12 AM (SH2Zi) 177
Also a reason why a lot of those boys and girls ran off to the big city. Looking at the south end of a mule going north gets real old after a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius You either ran off to the big coty, or got a bucket like MENDOOOOOOOOZA!!!! Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:13 AM (9DOwv) 178
Fun Fact: Pieter Bruegel the Elder's son was named Pieter Bruegel the Younger
Posted by: AgathaPagatha at May 24, 2022 10:13 AM (xDMjB) 179
"grievous tree cutting injury."
Trimming trees is hella dangerous. Last year I had a cut branch swing around and knock me right off the ladder. I'm lucky in that I landed flat on my back, and that the branch didn't land on top of me. Seen plenty of videos of people getting nailed by kickbacks. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 10:13 AM (qpX6U) 180
This has been brought up before, but aren't *all* chaps assless?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq) Only when worn by Brie Larsen. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:14 AM (SH2Zi) 181
Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Ugh. Prayers up. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:14 AM (2JVJo) 182
Roll, Roll, Roll In Da Hay!
Posted by: Inga at May 24, 2022 10:14 AM (f5Veu) 183
I volunteered to help a neighbor unload "small" hay bales a couple years ago.
Big mistake. Not enough Motrin on earf after that. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2022 10:14 AM (BFigT) 184
"grievous tree cutting injury."
Trimming trees is hella dangerous. Last year I had a cut branch swing around and knock me right off the ladder. I'm lucky in that I landed flat on my back, and that the branch didn't land on top of me. Seen plenty of videos of people getting nailed by kickbacks. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp I won't say Duluth Trading Ballroom Jeans are chainsaw proof, but I will say I didn't get cut. Did ruin a pair of jeans though. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:15 AM (9DOwv) 185
E. Power Biggs.
Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole ------- We used to refer to him as Extra Powerful Big. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2022 10:05 AM (R6ndO) Sounds like a 90's rapper's name... #eastside Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 24, 2022 10:15 AM (BgMrQ) 186
Haystack Calhoun had a horsehoe he wore as a necklace and would beat hapless opponents with it. Billed wrestling weight was 601.
Posted by: The Crippler at May 24, 2022 10:07 AM (PIlQh) I remember seeing him wrestle on TV once. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2022 10:15 AM (8xGzN) 187
This has been brought up before, but aren't *all* chaps assless?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq) There are full chaps (which enclose the legs) and half chaps (which cover the front of the legs). Full chaps are the ones you usually see S&M Bikers wearing assless. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 10:15 AM (OgrpQ) 188
156 Dang, what a labor-related picture to have to post this on:
Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 24, 2022 10:06 AM (okbnd) GOD has healed worse. May He answer ou prayers in this case as well. Amen and Amen. Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2022 10:16 AM (0OP+5) 189
I just hope they don’t try to wire any of that hay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:16 AM (HXmAu) 190
Did my patriotic duty and voted. Pulled the lever for the naked lady running for Texas Railroad Commissioner.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 24, 2022 10:16 AM (bVYXr) 191
thanks, MP4. I wonder how old that pipe organ is?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 24, 2022 10:16 AM (5pTK/) 192
Sorry, no. Too overweight and don't want to be seen. Also, funds are a little low at the moment. Perhaps next year when I have more lead time for both.
Shoot me an e-mail, though, if you want to get together for some covfefe. I can do a 1-on-1 thing better than a full-fledged group. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 09:53 AM Sorry to hear that. My weekends are jammed up until after the MoMe, but I'll shoot you an email then, and we'll do covfefe. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:17 AM (RkC6l) 193
Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich.
- Damn, dude. I used to throw hay for different people here and there. I wasn't paid much. But at $1.25/ton? Jeebus, that's like slave labor. Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 24, 2022 10:17 AM (96UI6) Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at May 24, 2022 10:18 AM (iDcra) 195
"We used to refer to him as Extra Powerful Big."
The phrase "blew the doors out of the place" was coined to describe E. Power Biggs. Another keyboard player (not organ) who would destroy the instrument is Wanda Landowska. When she got done, nothing left but flinders. Posted by: Can't Spell Flagpole Without gp at May 24, 2022 10:18 AM (qpX6U) 196
Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich.
- Damn, dude. I used to throw hay for different people here and there. I wasn't paid much. But at $1.25/ton? Jeebus, that's like slave labor. Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes That's what it paid in '72 as a 10 yr old. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:19 AM (9DOwv) 197
Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Dangerous work, I hope and pray for healing for your friend. Scary type wounds. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:19 AM (HhM4+) 198
There are full chaps (which enclose the legs) and half chaps (which cover the front of the legs). Full chaps are the ones you usually see S&M Bikers wearing assless.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 *** Does either one cover the ass, though? I thought chaps slid over the legs (the full ones) or were fastened onto the legs (the half chaps), but the seat of the jeans were visible. See Eric Fleming's Gil Favor on Rawhide. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq) 199
The phrase "blew the doors out of the place" was coined to describe E. Power Biggs.
After a Taco Bell trip? Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:20 AM (9DOwv) 200
So McCormick is proving himself not just GOPe but Pure-GOPe.
A Spring Lion--fight like a lion against Republicans, no dirty trick or tactic too low; meek as a lamb the very next month. See also the two loser R Senate candidates in GA; rolled over for belly rubs from the Ds as they stole the election. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 24, 2022 10:20 AM (7+Vmg) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2022 10:21 AM (jYQlA) 202
Did my patriotic duty and voted. Pulled the lever for the naked lady running for Texas Railroad Commissioner.
Posted by: Mister Scott Should have gotten a signed glossy. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:21 AM (9DOwv) 203
181 Any praying types please do. I've got a dear old friend who I'm informed just had a grievous tree cutting injury. Part of the tree went through him. Missed everything major but he's in a lot of pain and still in a lot of danger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Prayers up. They work, by the way. A preacher friend of mine runs a tree cutting service. He was clearing a jam in the shredder when his father, of all people, who was working for him turned the shredded back on. Arm completely mangled, though still attached, by grace of God. 18 months of skin and tissue grafts and reconstructive surgery and somehow the arm was saved. Thousands and thousands of daily prayers for him from friends, family and congregants. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:21 AM (v31Ye) 204
Does either one cover the ass, though? I thought chaps slid over the legs (the full ones) or were fastened onto the legs (the half chaps), but the seat of the jeans were visible. See Eric Fleming's Gil Favor on Rawhide.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq) Both have the exposed ass. However wearing half chaps is like wearing an apron, it only covers the front of the legs. More than your ass is exposed. Full chaps look like leather pants with no ass. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 10:22 AM (OgrpQ) 205
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. If the horse is Mr Ed, Wilbur is gonna hear about it. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2022 10:22 AM (anj39) 206
My weekends are jammed up until after the MoMe, but I'll shoot you an email then, and we'll do covfefe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:17 AM (RkC6l) Sounds good. Hope you have a great time! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:22 AM (2JVJo) 207
There are full chaps (which enclose the legs) and half chaps (which cover the front of the legs). Full chaps are the ones you usually see S&M Bikers wearing assless.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2022 *** Early one Sunday morning years ago during the Decadence Weekend (Labor Day Weekend with gays congregating and partying in the French Quarter), I spied a beefy middle-aged guy coming out of a bar on St. Charles Avenue. He wore construction boots, a black leather SS-style cap, a black leather jockstrap, and a T-shirt . . . and he flagged down a cab and hopped in without the driver hesitating in the least. What a thing to see right after breakfast. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq) 208
When other model builders decide to downsize their stash I am usually on the call list. Which is how I got a 1/48 Hasegawa P-40E. Previous owner even threw in Eduard PE and mask sets.
Cockpit all painted and assembled with some PE stuff glued in. Fuselage all together and so are the wings, tail, and rudder. Now diving into the smaller mostly external bits. Not bad for starting it on Saturday and doing nothing to it on Sunday. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 10:24 AM (VUYMA) 209
204 Does either one cover the ass, though? I thought chaps slid over the legs (the full ones) or were fastened onto the legs (the half chaps), but the seat of the jeans were visible. See Eric Fleming's Gil Favor on Rawhide.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq) Both have the exposed ass. However wearing half chaps is like wearing an apron, it only covers the front of the legs. More than your ass is exposed. Full chaps look like leather pants with no ass. It's getting warm in here Posted by: Shep at May 24, 2022 10:24 AM (2cfUo) 210
ALL chaps are assless.
If they had an ass, they'd be pants. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:24 AM (9DOwv) 211
Early one Sunday morning years ago during the Decadence Weekend (Labor Day Weekend with gays congregating and partying in the French Quarter), I spied a beefy middle-aged guy coming out of a bar on St. Charles Avenue. He wore construction boots, a black leather SS-style cap, a black leather jockstrap, and a T-shirt . . . and he flagged down a cab and hopped in without the driver hesitating in the least. What a thing to see right after breakfast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq) Rob Halford ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 24, 2022 10:25 AM (S+j2h) 212
It looks pleasant in the painting. Making hay is hot, sweaty, filthy work out in the hot, hot sun. Done my share. Best part; throwing and stacking 60 pound bales up into a dark, dusty loft at about 105 degrees.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU) 213
Lizzo in full chaps is still a war crime in 130 countries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 10:25 AM (VUYMA) 214
You guys making fish puns?
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2022 10:27 AM (UnQlg) 215
Painting looks like what Grandma Moses was trying to do.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:27 AM (jNAzB) 216
The good ol' days before the Industrial Revolution. Haying was a labor-intensive effort and the entire village depended on hay and silage to refuel the livestock over the winter. Older fellow in the foreground is honing the blade with a whetstone. That was done several times a day for each blade. The stone was carried into the field.
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2022 10:27 AM (6eRlp) 217
You guys making fish puns?
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2022 *** Puns about hay, but no fish in this pic that I can see. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq) 218
It looks pleasant in the painting. Making hay is hot, sweaty, filthy work out in the hot, hot sun. Done my share. Best part; throwing and stacking 60 pound bales up into a dark, dusty loft at about 105 degrees.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:25 AM (QSjkU) Notice the number of people involved just to put up hay, for livestock. One man and a tractor would do more today, if he can get the diesel. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (SH2Zi) 219
If they had opened their borders to all, they wouldn't have had to do the work themselves.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (KiBMU) Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (2cfUo) 221
Already on our second cutting of the season thanks to a wetter than normal spring.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 09:35 AM (9DOwv) ============= In May! Wow. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 24, 2022 10:29 AM (qqy9u) 222
Nice painting today. Industrious folks. Probably racist.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 24, 2022 10:29 AM (qqy9u) 223
No whippletree.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:29 AM (jNAzB) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:29 AM (HXmAu) 225
You guys making fish puns?
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2022 10:27 AM Holy mackerel, now every fish pun will be coming down the pike. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM (HhM4+) 226
You guys making fish puns?
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2022 *** Attempting to drum up interest? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq) 227
You guys making fish puns?
Posted by: fluffy at May 24, 2022 10:27 AM Never go against the grain. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM (SH2Zi) 228
No roughie talk here this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM (yikp0) 229
With all that cutting, they'll be sorghum by evening
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM (VUYMA) 230
Careful. You can really get hooked on fish puns.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (jYQlA) 231
Alternative title- When humans worked like ants.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (VwHCD) 232
Sounds good. Hope you have a great time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:22 AM Thanks. Looking forward to it. Taking a 4-day weekend. Bringing the RMBS Mom along. We're meeting up with some old friends and hopefully some cousins, and playing tourist in DC, which is a first for her. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (RkC6l) 233
What did Americans use to harvest hay before the green new deal? Combine harvesters.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (iDcra) 234
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No, only grains puns. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 *** Lemme get the cereal killer pun in before somebody else does Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (txdEq) 235
With all that cutting, they'll be sorghum by evening
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 10:30 AM Gonna be hard on the corns. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (HhM4+) 236
Ask the man on the street the difference between straw and hay. I would guess only 10% would answer correctly.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (jNAzB) 237
Well some do make a halibut of fish puns
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (VUYMA) 238
Have to say at first thought a battle scene, guy on total right might have had a bear skin shako. British officer dismounting the horse.
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (5xfs5) 239
The King has deigned to release oxen from the Royal Oxen Reserve to help the peasants fight inflation.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (yikp0) 240
One man and a tractor would do more today, if he can get the diesel.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (SH2Zi) ========================== We are going to end diesel and save the world! Oh wait, you mean hot field work now required to earn food? No thank you. Posted by: The Demofascist Party at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (qqy9u) 241
Well some do make a halibut of fish puns
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 *** John Gill approved this message. Posted by: "Patterns of Force" writer at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq) 242
Enough with the fish puns, we are doing agriculture and shouldn't combine the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (v31Ye) 243
Nickel a bale. Stacked in the barn. You weren't getting rich. But you did learn what hard work meant.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 24, 2022 10:00 AM (9DOwv) Helped a buddy once with that. Learned my lesson not to wear short sleeves. ha. Posted by: Mainah at May 24, 2022 10:05 AM (B+qrE) I hope a meal was included. I learned real quick the difference between twine and wire, and the value of a GOOD pair of work gloves. Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (6eRlp) 244
What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?
Dam. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (jYQlA) 245
You can tell the three gals with the rakes are in full gossip mode.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (HhM4+) 246
Careful. You can really get hooked on fish puns.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (jYQlA) Fish pun guy was stalking the thread. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (SH2Zi) 247
Lemme get the cereal killer pun in before somebody else does
------------------------- No one needs to own a wheat shaft! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0) 248
Everyone’s trouting out the fish puns now, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:34 AM (HXmAu) 249
Enough with the fish puns, we are doing agriculture and shouldn't combine the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (v31Ye) We must root out the fish punsters. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:34 AM (SH2Zi) 250
playing tourist in DC, which is a first for her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:31 AM (RkC6l) ================= Please remember you are subject to arrest in D.C. for wearing MAGA hats! Posted by: The Demofascist Party at May 24, 2022 10:34 AM (qqy9u) 251
The chaps that only cover over the knee and not the full leg are known as chinks.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2022 10:34 AM (bklbj) 252
What did the college girl say when the fish expert who was also a student of religion threw a trout into her lap?
"Ick! Theologist!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:34 AM (txdEq) 253
I will guarantee one thing, not one single person working their ass off in that field is thinking about their preferred pronouns. That crap is for idiots who don't work and have time to feel sorry for their useless asses.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (QSjkU) 254
249 Enough with the fish puns, we are doing agriculture and shouldn't combine the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (v31Ye) We must root out the fish punsters. Give them a good thrashing Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (2cfUo) 255
Enough with the fish puns, we are doing agriculture and shouldn't combine the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM Well it's good you're not going to waver. All someone had to do was plant a seed and we all floundered. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (HhM4+) 256
I will guarantee one thing, not one single person working their ass off in that field is thinking about their preferred pronouns. That crap is for idiots who don't work and have time to feel sorry for their useless asses.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (QSjkU) Amen. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (9rC+t) 257
One man and a tractor would do more today, if he can get the diesel.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:28 AM (SH2Zi) ========================== We are going to end diesel and save the world! Oh wait, you mean hot field work now required to earn food? No thank you. Posted by: The Demofascist Party at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (qqy9u) There's a reason why the Khmer Rouge sent the intellectuals and the bourgeoisie to the Killing Fields. Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2022 10:36 AM (6eRlp) 258
Enough with the fish puns, we are doing agriculture and shouldn't combine the two.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM (v31Ye) But I'm a connection between the two, so it's ok. Posted by: Red Wigglers at May 24, 2022 10:36 AM (7bRMQ) 259
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No, only grains puns. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:29 AM (HXmAu) *** Whey to go. Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 24, 2022 10:36 AM (flINI) 260
I will guarantee one thing, not one single person working their ass off in that field is thinking about their preferred pronouns. That crap is for idiots who don't work and have time to feel sorry for their useless asses.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (QSjkU) Amen. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM I second that Amen. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:36 AM (HhM4+) 261
Millets and mullets.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (jYQlA) Posted by: IP at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (w9UC1) 263
There's a reason why the Khmer Rouge sent the intellectuals and the bourgeoisie to the Killing Fields.
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2022 10:36 AM (6eRlp) === I'm beginning to see the wisdom of the Khmer Rouge. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (iDcra) 264
I barley understand half these puns.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (Y5qcH) 265
245 You can tell the three gals with the rakes are in full gossip mode.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:33 AM (HhM4+) Always liked that scene in Band of Brothers where Easy Company is rolling into the Alps and the blonde honeys come up from raking to smile and wave. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (906pl) 266
Well it's good you're not going to waver. All someone had to do was plant a seed and we all floundered.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (HhM4+) Before you know it, horse pun guy will come trotting in and crap all over the field. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (SH2Zi) 267
I'm beginning to see the wisdom of the Khmer Rouge.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (iDcra) Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (QSjkU) 268
Biden at 42% per Ras.
This is his floor. And shows America is gone. Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (3vQN0) 269
Before you know it, horse pun guy will come trotting in and crap all over the field.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM (SH2Zi) Let's hobble him beforehand. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (7bRMQ) 270
Not a pun but a Straw fishing hat is pretty popular,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (jNAzB) 271
Well some do make a halibut of fish puns
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2022 *** John Gill approved this message. Posted by: "Patterns of Force" writer at May 24, 2022 10:32 AM Gill was a pimp...he never could have outfought Branzino. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (RkC6l) 272
66 Well it's good you're not going to waver. All someone had to do was plant a seed and we all floundered.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 10:35 AM (HhM4+) Before you know it, horse pun guy will come trotting in and crap all over the field. Somebody just opened the gait Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (2cfUo) 273
In my time here I've seen fish puns, horse puns, bird puns (I think), and agriculture puns. Rarely do I see Hordeans cross the streams like this. Fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (txdEq) 274
The fish want to know what all this talk is about overturning roe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (HXmAu) 275
Before you know it, horse pun guy will come trotting in and crap all over the field.
------------------ Neigh sayer! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (yikp0) 276
Let's hobble him beforehand.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (7bRMQ) And cane the fish punsters. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (SH2Zi) 277
Not a pun but a Straw fishing hat is pretty popular,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (jNAzB) Have you ever eaten a Straw Hat Pizza? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (7bRMQ) 278
On the Crowder livestream, Gerald just used the phrase "assless chaps". Gerald a Moron? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (xYrVq) 279
That is one boogiie-woogie Bruegel, boy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (cPDW+) 280
...and this what I come back to after a long absence? Fish puns?
I'm good with that. Posted by: IP at May 24, 2022 10:37 AM The Horde is still the Horde. All is well. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (RkC6l) 281
Actual headline at The Hill
Is the spike in Gas prices good for America? Gist is that high gas is good because pollution goes down. And it’s only a perceived bad thing politically because Fox and pouncing Republicans. Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (3vQN0) 282
“There are clear differences between the refugees coming from Ukraine and illegal migrants,” said the mother of three.
“Ukrainian refugees use the official crossing points, where they wait patiently, show respect, register and are thankful for our help. On the other hand, illegal immigrants assisted by pro-migration NGOs regularly breach the borders, attack police officers, behave aggressively and refuse to cooperate with the authorities,” she explained. Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2022 10:42 AM (RHGPo) 283
The working classes were thin before the advent of modern farming practices because of the amount of calories burned working in the field by hand.
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2022 10:42 AM (gmo/4) 284
Rarely do I see Hordeans cross the streams like this. Fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 10:39 AM (txdEq) We reap what we sew. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:43 AM (SH2Zi) 285
My old frat cheer
Wheat , Barley , Bale of Hay Give'em Hell KA. Wheat , Barley , Alfalfa Give'em Hell Kappa Alpha Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:43 AM (jNAzB) 286
283 The working classes were thin before the advent of modern farming practices because of the amount of calories burned working in the field by hand.
try swimming upstream Posted by: Salmon at May 24, 2022 10:43 AM (2cfUo) 287
The painting is of the future, after all the serfs are on their Globalist Lords Manors! The radio tower is to keep all the Lords in touch with each other and to Davos; where the Best and Brightest will rule us in the shiny new Utopia!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2022 09:43 AM (sAmhv) My first impression as well. Never worked in wheat but spent more than enough time in hay fields. Posted by: Javems at May 24, 2022 10:44 AM (AmoqO) 288
I am still up for sponsoring a hot Ukrainian super model. I'm mindful of the love thy neighbor commandment.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2022 10:44 AM (QSjkU) 289
281 Actual headline at The Hill
Is the spike in Gas prices good for America? Gist is that high gas is good because pollution goes down. And it’s only a perceived bad thing politically because Fox and pouncing Republicans. Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (3vQN0) ========= "Oh, good, I was beginning to think my suffering was for nothing." -The working class Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 24, 2022 10:45 AM (LvTSG) 290
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 24, 2022 10:43 AM (jNAzB)
Oh, then you probably won't like when cut down their flagpole and stole it. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:45 AM (Y5qcH) 291
I flossed too vigorously and now I have sorghums.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (x8Wzq) 292
Gist is that high gas is good because pollution goes down.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (3vQN0) - I must admit we really enjoyed the cleaner air during the early Wuhan lockdowns. It was so noticeable. Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (DQou1) 293
I flossed too vigorously and now I have sorghums.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (x8Wzq) I've heard this bit before. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (7bRMQ) 294
I saw Pouncing Republicans open for One Trick Pony at the Iowa State Fair in '95
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (flINI) 295
Obviously it's a Sex Farm.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2022 10:47 AM (vuisn) 296
Gist is that high gas is good because pollution goes down.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (3vQN0) That will make the hunger pangs worth it. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:47 AM (SH2Zi) 297
Rye are we worried about grain puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:47 AM (HXmAu) 298
Rye are we worried about grain puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:47 AM (HXmAu) Because it chaffs a lot of us. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:49 AM (7bRMQ) 299
On the Crowder livestream, Gerald just used the phrase "assless chaps". Gerald a Moron? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at May 24, 2022 10:40 AM (xYrVq) I'm waiting for someone to bust out "nickelfucker" on a livestream. Then we'll know for sure. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:49 AM (2JVJo) 300
Gist is that high gas is good because pollution goes down.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 24, 2022 10:41 AM (3vQN0) It also means that democrats will lose elections. Who can say that's a bad thing? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:49 AM (Y5qcH) 301
Or fartclam
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2022 10:49 AM (ufFY8) 302
I'm waiting for someone to bust out "nickelfucker" on a livestream. Then we'll know for sure.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2022 10:49 AM (2JVJo) That's a regular go-to for me. I love that one. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2022 10:50 AM (x8Wzq) 303
So, is hoping you’ll catch a certain kind of when you go angling known as “fishcasting?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:50 AM (HXmAu) 304
I flossed too vigorously and now I have sorghums.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (x8Wzq) I've heard this bit before. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:46 AM (7bRMQ) That's a tough roe to hoe. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 24, 2022 10:51 AM (SH2Zi) 305
Also, how can you label something "assless" that shows you nothing but ass?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:51 AM (Y5qcH) 306
Snizzbutt
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 24, 2022 10:52 AM (iDcra) 307
If anything they should be called assfull chaps.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:52 AM (Y5qcH) 308
That's a tough roe to hoe.
------------------------------------- Not if you are a dental sturgeon. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (yikp0) 309
When you’ve seine one fish, you’ve seine ‘em all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (HXmAu) 310
If anything they should be called assfull chaps.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:52 AM (Y5qcH) They are, in the Tank Abrams Collection. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (7bRMQ) 311
When you’ve seine one fish, you’ve seine ‘em all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (HXmAu) Reely? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:54 AM (7bRMQ) 312
310 If anything they should be called assfull chaps.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:52 AM (Y5qcH) They are, in the Tank Abrams Collection. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (7bRMQ) What is that smell? Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2022 10:55 AM (0OP+5) 313
They are, in the Tank Abrams Collection.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2022 10:53 AM (7bRMQ) What is that smell? Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2022 10:55 AM (0OP+5) Rank Abrams. Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2022 10:56 AM (AwYPR) 314
Looks like an anarcho-syndicalist commune!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2022 10:56 AM (PiwSw) 315
314 Looks like an anarcho-syndicalist commune!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2022 10:56 AM (PiwSw) ======== "That's no way to form a government." -Arthur, king of the Britons Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 24, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG) 316
305 Also, how can you label something "assless" that shows you nothing but ass?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:51 AM (Y5qcH) Ahem. Posted by: Brie Larson at May 24, 2022 10:58 AM (PiwSw) 317
All this talk of monkey pox and. And nothing on the new cases of hepatitis sweeping across the country...source unknown.
Unknown my ass. Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2022 10:58 AM (anj39) 318
Also, how can you label something "assless" that shows you nothing but ass?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2022 10:51 AM (Y5qcH) It is a mystery. Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at May 24, 2022 10:59 AM (2JVJo) 319
A rumble of thunder ...
Nancy Pelosi's hand-picked candidate for Oregon's Sixth Congressional District, Carrick Flynn, was defeated by the Congressional Hispanic Caucasus' pick, state rep. Andrea Salinas. Flynn received over $13,000,000 in outside funding, while Salinas pulled in $1,400,000 from the CHC. Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2022 11:00 AM (6eRlp) 320
We shad really stop with the fish puns now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2022 11:00 AM (HXmAu) 321
Same joke, expanded version: A middle class art forger once tried to sell a knock-off of this painting to a famous art expert who declared, "That's a dodgy bougie Bruegel, boy!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2022 11:00 AM (cPDW+) 322
NOOD rant.
Posted by: Catherine at May 24, 2022 11:01 AM (ZSsrh) 323
Obviously it's a Sex Farm.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 24, 2022 10:47 AM Like the new State Farm grooming books! Like a creepy neighbor! Posted by: Minnfidel at May 24, 2022 11:01 AM (HhM4+) 324
Noodus simianus
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2022 11:04 AM (RuRuy) 326
After going through a bunch of his paintings it looks like Pieter had a sense of humor.
Posted by: Javems at May 24, 2022 11:04 AM (AmoqO) 327
"That's a dodgy bougie Bruegel, boy!
---------------------- And he knew it was a fake because there were manmade apiaries in the background but it was before the creation of Bee Companies?? Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 24, 2022 11:08 AM (yikp0) Posted by: safristi at May 24, 2022 12:53 PM (PgqFp) 329
No one sneeze
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