Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/22)

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The Saturday Night Joke




A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it, doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."


The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf ever. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors."

"That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking and every time I get an erection, I get a headache."

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Hey, it's not poached............


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Parenting shouldn't be this difficult.

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Growing up is tough. Thanks school officials. This certainly doesn't help.

LOO ROW Parents outraged as high school REMOVES toilet doors to create ‘gender neutral bathrooms & ease anxiety’

PARENTS have been left outraged after a high school removed toilet doors to create "non gendered" bathrooms in a bid to "ease anxiety".

They were sent a letter by Golden Grove High School in Adelaide, Australia, informing them of the changes to the facilities.

Somethings should remain private.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Cordless Drill Emporium


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On this day: May 21, 1980 - Joe Strummer
Joe Strummer of The Clash was arrested at a much-troubled gig in Hamburg, Germany, after smashing his guitar over the head of a member of the audience; he was released after an alcohol test proved negative. via thisdayinmusic.com

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If I had this detail I might be indulging in too much alcohol as well. But......Genius Award Winner.

A Secret Service agent assigned to President Joe Biden’s Asia trip allegedly drunkenly assaulted a South Korean. The agent, along with a fellow colleague, are being sent back to the US.

One of the agents was arrested early Thursday after getting into an altercation over a taxi, according to a Yonghan district police official.

However, a US official said the agent was ‘investigated’ by South Korean authorities and would not confirm that the agent was arrested or detained. The other Secret Service agent was not investigated for wrongdoing, the official said.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Weasel's Lawn Machine.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:53 PM




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1 Feet first

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 09:54 PM (HCRRg)

2 *slaps Braenyard's ass in a manly way*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 21, 2022 09:56 PM (4NlP1)

3 That is an awesome lawn machine. Want 2 of them!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 21, 2022 09:56 PM (lrEMD)

4 Not ſIrſt!

Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2022 09:57 PM (eCnv0)

5 good evening everyone

Posted by: wing at May 21, 2022 09:57 PM (PlW9M)

6 Yay! Here we are once again with the fMishima! MisHum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 09:57 PM (t1MJU)

7 Short and sweet with a good joke.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 21, 2022 09:58 PM (0vFtj)

8 "Japanese" Trump ad:

https://tinyurl.com/2jnuuvzy

It has that Mr. Sparkle vibe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 he was released after an alcohol test proved negative.

In Germany, assault and battery with a guitar is legal if you're not drunk? Who knew?

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (P1f+c)

10 That third drink in a tall glass is the one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

11 HueTube should be fined for cutting off a song before it ends.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (HCRRg)

12 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (Msys3)

13 Still awake, maybe.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2022 09:59 PM (0OP+5)

14 If only Carl Spackler had had that lawn mower against the gopher.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 21, 2022 10:00 PM (roH4R)

15 Mr. Hum...you knew I would be here tonight - thus Zappa
You cagey guy...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:00 PM (t1MJU)

16 What is that, Chuck Norris' riding mower?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

17 7 Short and sweet with a good joke.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 21, 2022 09:58 PM (0vFtj)


And here I thought we never met.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

18 Parents outraged as high school REMOVES toilet doors to create 'gender neutral bathrooms & ease anxiety'

Trannies > people with shy bladders.

Unsurprising.

Also, I thought doorless public toilets were to keep drug use to a minimum.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:01 PM (P1f+c)

19 The parenting thing - they did that to themselves. You put any kid on a bike with a motor and throttle, you better control the shut down switch.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 21, 2022 10:01 PM (lrEMD)

20 15 Mr. Hum...you knew I would be here tonight - thus Zappa
You cagey guy...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:00 PM (t1MJU)

I love that cover. Glad you are here to see it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

21 Yay ONT!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2022 10:02 PM (xT18z)

22 I bet that golfer makes great cookies now!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid watching Sinkhole Spider eat face- sized spider at May 21, 2022 10:02 PM (3Or4S)

23 Like 200,000 other people, I've been 24 hours without power, while Xcel tells me that they're "assessing damages," before they can communicate an "estimated restoration time (ERT)." I can visit their ERT page and outage map to learn more about how ERT is calculated.

I think come billing, I'll tell them I'm "assessing service quality" before I can communicate an "estimated payment time (EPT)." They can visit my EPT page and delinquency map to learn more about how EPT is calculated.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 10:02 PM (HxNfY)

24 That third drink in a tall glass is the one.
Posted by: Count de Monet


It can't be the fourth one. So much fruit in it there's hardly any room for liquor.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:03 PM (P1f+c)

25 Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is playing now.

I am half expecting a giant shit from Amber to appear out of nowhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:03 PM (KoMRF)

26 A new (to me) Zappa! Thanks MisHum.

That t-shirt the singer wears should be sold at MoMees.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

27 They removed toilet doors in our schools to keep kids from being attacked.

Girls BRs didn't have that problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 10:04 PM (HCRRg)

28 24 That third drink in a tall glass is the one.
Posted by: Count de Monet

It can't be the fourth one. So much fruit in it there's hardly any room for liquor.
Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:03 PM (P1f+c)


Perhaps the fruit had been bathing in alcohol for some time before that drink was made.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

29 Don't think I ever used the restroom in middle school or high school. No doors on the stalls. Certainly not to poop, you just trained your GI tract to retain it until you got home.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:04 PM (4I/2K)

30 Did the Beatles ever do that song live? I doubt it.

I read somewhere that someone yelled "Play Whipping Post!" at Zappa one time and he felt bad they didn't know it so he had the band learn it for the next time someone yelled "Play Whipping Post!".

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2022 10:05 PM (vrz2I)

31 No doors on the stalls? That's POW camp shite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 I totally want one of those brats!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:06 PM (t1MJU)

33 24 That third drink in a tall glass is the one.
Posted by: Count de Monet

It can't be the fourth one. So much fruit in it there's hardly any room for liquor.
Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:03 PM (P1f+c)

Perhaps the fruit had been bathing in alcohol for some time before that drink was made.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

If I wanted a fruit cocktail, I'd get the can in light syrup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)

34 Vo di oh doh, 23 skadoo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 21, 2022 10:08 PM (d81QO)

35 So nice of these wonderful people to take time out of their busy lives so that they can plan our lives for us.

https://tinyurl.com/vvufwhey

Where would we be without them?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 21, 2022 10:08 PM (dr4Q1)

36 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

People oughta go to jail for removing toilet stall doors at a school... sheesh. Barbarians!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2022 10:08 PM (xT18z)

37 Good joke. Golfing jokes are the best. Tiger Woods today shoulda went with B, as A was "your leg is fucked, let's remove it"

He possibly chose poorly.

And there ain't no way that's Weasel's lawn mower; He'd have already posted proud pictures of it on the Gun Thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2022 10:08 PM (F0YaR)

38 Quick Draw McGraw was the best of the entire Hanna-Barbera stable. Baba Louis was the best sidekick.

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at May 21, 2022 10:09 PM (ZsR3z)

39 Joe Strummer is a great name for a guitar player.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2022 10:09 PM (vrz2I)

40 "I ordered a cocktail, not a vegetarian menu."

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2022 10:10 PM (F0YaR)

41 I don't understand what stall doors have to do with pretending to be another sex. Does anyone understand this?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:10 PM (Nd9N3)

42
And there ain't no way that's Weasel's lawn mower; He'd have already posted proud pictures of it on the Gun Thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2022 10:08 PM (F0YaR)


Well if I claimed it as mine you would all call Bull Shit since I live in the frozen tundra.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

43 39 Joe Strummer is a great name for a guitar player.
Posted by: fd at May 21, 2022 10:09 PM (vrz2I)

Good thing he didn't play harmonica.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

44 LOO ROW Parents outraged as high school REMOVES toilet doors to create ‘gender neutral bathrooms & ease anxiety’

Harder to check out your twinks when they can just close the door when they want to cry.

Posted by: Some Public School Groomer at May 21, 2022 10:11 PM (ESjRY)

45 Quick Draw McGraw was the best of the entire Hanna-Barbera stable. Baba Louis was the best sidekick.
Posted by: Sweeney Todd

His El Kabong was smashing!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 10:11 PM (Msys3)

46 "I don't understand what stall doors have to do with pretending to be another sex. Does anyone understand this?"

Yes.

Posted by: Guy who is completely insane at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (vrz2I)

47 Another question. Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks? What's going on there? You can't effectively drink out of two because you lose the vacuum. Is it for sharing? I've never figured it out.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (Nd9N3)

48 47 Another question. Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks? What's going on there? You can't effectively drink out of two because you lose the vacuum. Is it for sharing? I've never figured it out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (Nd9N3)


Paging Bitter Clinger, Bitter Clinger to the white phone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

49 Well if I claimed it as mine you would all call Bull Shit since I live in the frozen tundra.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
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Hey now, I heard you northern tier guys have at least a week or three of summer. Surely that's enough time to have to mow at least one time?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2022 10:13 PM (xT18z)

50 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Shibumi should have set up a booth at a MoMeet, and sold her T-shirt collection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

51 Are those drinks, or very moist salads?

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2022 10:14 PM (2hil/)

52 "Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks?"

It's in the contract.

Posted by: Big Tiny Strawco at May 21, 2022 10:14 PM (vrz2I)

53 "I don't understand what stall doors have to do with pretending to be another sex. Does anyone understand this?"

Its to get kids comfortable being naked around each other and the school staff. Grooming 101.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (ESjRY)

54 Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?

Posted by: gourmand apres midi at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (jTmQV)

55 Howdy Hordelings! Good Saturday night to you all!

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (yUjc0)

56 Well, the next public health gaslighting is well underway!

Israel has just had its first monkeypox case, and is expecting more.

From the Times of Israel:

Medical experts on the LGBTQ community took part in the [Israeli] Center for Disease Control committee meeting. The World Health Organization has said it is investigating the fact that many cases reported in other countries were people identifying as gay or bisexual. The Israeli experts urged avoiding the subject so the disease would not be stigmatized.

So, of course, in New York, which has a suspected monkeypox case:

An NYC patient has tested positive for the same genus virus as monkeypox sparking calls from the health department for residents to wear masks indoors - just as New Yorkers were finally returning to mask-free normalcy after COVID-19.

Because pointing out that your chances of getting monkeypox are infinitesimal if you're not engaging in gay sex is "stigmatizing", we're going to reimpose mask requirements on everyone instead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (I2/tG)

57 GnuBreed

He showed the tractor down on the farm, not the Suburban Intimidator NOVA Lawn Mower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

58 I have sat on a shitter in a row of shitters with no partitions, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. Oh by the way, taking a dump at the same time.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)

59 "Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?"

No. I went to Atlanta today. 85 mph on I-75 and I was getting passed. Saw some stupid stuff today.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2022 10:18 PM (vrz2I)

60 49 Well if I claimed it as mine you would all call Bull Shit since I live in the frozen tundra.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
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Hey now, I heard you northern tier guys have at least a week or three of summer. Surely that's enough time to have to mow at least one time?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 21, 2022 10:13 PM (xT18z)


***SNORT***


Probably the 4th of July weekend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

61 Eromero

When you got to go, you got to go.

But removing stall doors in school is not right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

62 Another question. Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks? What's going on there? You can't effectively drink out of two because you lose the vacuum. Is it for sharing? I've never figured it out.
Posted by: banana Dream


I've read that small garnishes (cherries, olives) are used in odd numbers because that's "lucky." One or three olives in your martini is acceptable; two is verboten.

Maybe even numbers of straws are lucky?

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:19 PM (P1f+c)

63 Another question. Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks? What's going on there? You can't effectively drink out of two because you lose the vacuum. Is it for sharing? I've never figured it out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (Nd9N3)


Easier for stirring a drink with ice. I make an old fashioned or 2 (or more) regularly. 2 coffee stirrers together just work better to keep the drink stirred than a single.

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2022 10:19 PM (yUjc0)

64 Once again, sticking appendages into buttholes spreads disease.

Who da thunk it?

But, you cannot call it filthy because some retards have their identity wrapped into that behavior.

They can fuck off, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:19 PM (e0QtT)

65 20

Gotta say, I like it better than the Beatles...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:19 PM (t1MJU)

66 56 An NYC patient has tested positive for the same genus virus as monkeypox sparking calls from the health department for residents to wear masks indoors - just as New Yorkers were finally returning to mask-free normalcy after COVID-19.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (I2/tG)


I already wear a mask on my butt. I call it underwear.

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2022 10:19 PM (2hil/)

67 ba-dum tiss

el kabong destroyed more cheap ass guitars than anyone ever. babalooey!!!

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:20 PM (3byMq)

68 This monkey pox thing bears a very similar route that HIV/AIDS did. Don't shut down the bath houses because, "Stigma", just ignore that so far, from what I've read, it's the gay sex that spreads it.
Just like AIDS. Don't hurt their feelings by telling them to not blow strangers just in from Africa.
Fauci, I'm sure will get right on this.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 21, 2022 10:20 PM (TfRuS)

69 Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?
Posted by: gourmand apres midi at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (jTmQV)

It's not just you. Drivers have gotten order of magnitude stupider.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:20 PM (4I/2K)

70 68 This monkey pox thing bears a very similar route that HIV/AIDS did. Don't shut down the bath houses because, "Stigma", just ignore that so far, from what I've read, it's the gay sex that spreads it.
Just like AIDS. Don't hurt their feelings by telling them to not blow strangers just in from Africa.
Fauci, I'm sure will get right on this.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 21, 2022 10:20 PM (TfRuS)

I bet Fauci blows.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

71 61 Eromero

When you got to go, you got to go.

But removing stall doors in school is not right.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
I agree, but you know that won't school I was talking about, Salty.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)

72 You can be doing 70 in the grandpa lane and get rear ended by a guy doing 100.

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)

73 Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote

Just in time to kill off a new generation of Interior Design folks.

I pre-denounce myself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

74 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (vvLKM)

75 and get rear ended by a guy doing 100.
Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)

Oh myyyy!!!

Posted by: George Takei at May 21, 2022 10:22 PM (e0QtT)

76 Another question. Why do bartenders put the two tiny straws in mixed drinks? What's going on there? You can't effectively drink out of two because you lose the vacuum. Is it for sharing? I've never figured it out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:12 PM (Nd9N3)

Never drink a mixed drink with a straw. It's like dancing with your hands above your shoulders and wearing an earring in your right ear.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:23 PM (jNAzB)

77 "Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?"

No. I went to Atlanta today. 85 mph on I-75 and I was getting passed. Saw some stupid stuff today.
Posted by: fd


Biden's gas prices will fix that, eventually. Wind resistance is proportional to the 4th power of speed.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:23 PM (P1f+c)

78 It's The Cannonball Run 24x7 now.

The next stage is Death Race 2000 (original)

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:23 PM (4I/2K)

79 72 You can be doing 70 in the grandpa lane and get rear ended by a guy doing 100.
Posted by: gourmand du noir



So you've driven I-395 S outside of Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2022 10:24 PM (sAmhv)

80 any place you drive that has lots of lights is turning to full on driving in Houston. That is, count to eleventy after the light turns green and maybe, just maybe someone will look up from their phone and uh... oh green light!

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:24 PM (3byMq)

81 Fauci, I'm sure will get right on this.

Remember, Fauci started his career claiming that AIDS was about to explode into the heterosexual, non-IV drug using population.

Reimposing mask requirements to deal with a gay STD would be perfectly on-brand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

82 Remember Fauci visiting San Francisco bath houses for research? He bragged about it.
Having seen the life form he claims to have wed, I could almost understand the attraction for the little limp dick.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 21, 2022 10:24 PM (TfRuS)

83 Good evening morons and thank you mh

This is not the first time Secret Service have been involved in embarrassing shenanigans abroad. Its not the second time. Its kind of a thing now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2022 10:24 PM (EZebt)

84 When the FNM was arguing that everyone was going to gets AIDS eventually they also argued you could not forcibly quarantine people or make them take medical treatment because that would be a violation of their rights.

And that lasted through the Ebola scare (well scare in the US not Africa) where the FNM and the Obama administration argued they had no power to do anything about people with Ebola flying or mingling with others.

That all changed in 2020 though as the FNM argued the government could do whatever the hell it wanted in the name of health. By that standard you could take everyone with moneypox/AIDS and ship them to camp, or let a Dr Fauci/Mengele inject them with whatever against their will.

Hell of a change no?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)

85 Eromero

Our school system stalls all have doors. We got that at least.

A reckoning is needed. But I want to be left alone. Hmmm. Do Illegals contract out work?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

86 Hi Doof! Always makes me smile to see you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (t1MJU)

87 This is not the first time Secret Service have been involved in embarrassing shenanigans

If I recall, that Colombian hooker was a looker.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (e0QtT)

88 any place you drive that has lots of lights is turning to full on driving in Houston. That is, count to eleventy after the light turns green and maybe, just maybe someone will look up from their phone and uh... oh green light!

I'd be happy if the cross traffic would notice that they have a red light.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (vvLKM)

89 Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?
Posted by: gourmand apres midi at May 21, 2022 10:15 PM (jTmQV)


Cars are more and more powerful, handle better, and the interiors have been turned into living rooms complete with TVs.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (f5Veu)

90 I already wear a mask on my butt. I call it underwear.
Posted by: Splunge


I wear two butt masks at once, even, unless I'm going swimming.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

91 It's not just you. Drivers have gotten order of magnitude stupider.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:20 PM (4I/2K)

Or they are used to driving in other countries with no rules IYKWIM,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:26 PM (jNAzB)

92 No. I went to Atlanta today. 85 mph on I-75 and I was getting passed. Saw some stupid stuff today.

The highways were originally built for safe 75MPH travel with 1950s era cars.

The speed limits should be way higher now as the cars are safer...but they aren't because of revenue concerns.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)

93 25 Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is playing now.

I am half expecting a giant shit from Amber to appear out of nowhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:03 PM (KoMRF)

You know I think the biggest example between these two is that Heard "pledged to donate" her divorce settlement money to the ACLU and a hospital and attempted to gaslight the jury that her pledge was just as good as actually giving the money. And Johnny Depp travels with the Jack Sparrow costume just in case he happens to be driven by a childrens hospital.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:27 PM (IY41y)

94 If I recall, that Colombian hooker was a looker.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Why yes, yes she was:

https://is.gd/ALTvCO

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 10:27 PM (Msys3)

95 I'd be happy if the cross traffic would notice that they have a red light.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (vvLKM)

It's more what you'd call guidelines than a traffic code.

Posted by: Captain Barbossa at May 21, 2022 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

96
"The speed limits should be way higher now as the cars are safer."

The cars are but the drivers are not.

Posted by: fd at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (vrz2I)

97 Yeah, I've driven the white knuckle alley, 95 basically, Philly to Miami.
Not sure I want to do it again.

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (jTmQV)

98 San Franpsycho

Morale is low when protecting Democrats.

We have already have the security guys fail the US of A.

Not that they need to be Sikh guards for Indira Ghandi.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

99 A Secret Service agent assigned to President Joe Biden’s Asia trip allegedly drunkenly assaulted a South Korean

Top. Clowns.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (Xrfse)

100 At bars they'd have the same sort of piss trough they had in locker rooms. Unzip, deploy, lookin' at the ceiling, nice ceiling they've got here, damn good ductwork, done roll 'em in, zip, get your hands wet at the sink, wipe em off on your jeans, time to refuel. Girls would bring guys into the girl bathroom stalls for hanky-panky, but the men's was just open.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:29 PM (Nd9N3)

101 83 Good evening morons and thank you mh

This is not the first time Secret Service have been involved in embarrassing shenanigans abroad. Its not the second time. Its kind of a thing now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



It's worse than you know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

102 The cars are but the drivers are not. [/i\

I'm not sure about that. The are more nuts, illegals and druggies on the road now sure...but drunk driving was MUCH more common prior to the 70s among normies.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

103 Hi NaCly

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:30 PM (t1MJU)

104 Or they are used to driving in other countries with no rules IYKWIM,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:26 PM (jNAzB)

At times in Houston's traffic, I've sworn that some of the drivers must have been driving a yak team / plowing by water buffalo within the prior 3 weeks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:30 PM (4I/2K)

105 You know I think the biggest example between these two is that Heard "pledged to donate" her divorce settlement money to the ACLU and a hospital and attempted to gaslight the jury that her pledge was just as good as actually giving the money. And Johnny Depp travels with the Jack Sparrow costume just in case he happens to be driven by a childrens hospital.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:27 PM (IY41y)

Exactly.

It was ASTOUNDING to listen to her claim that pledges were identical to donations. I hope the jury remembers that.

Next week will be interesting. She has 8 hours left, Johnny has 18 hours. Be nice to see Dr. Mommy Muffins come back as a rebuttal witness.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:31 PM (e0QtT)

106 Is this Monkeypox thing essentially a ghey STD or something more?

Posted by: I Mean at May 21, 2022 10:31 PM (UUKiH)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)

108 Tonypete

LOL. The Daily Mail. Of course.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

109 Hi Doof! Always makes me smile to see you!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (t1MJU)


Thank you COMM! Same to you!

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (yUjc0)

110 Re Monkeypox wikipedia says Monkeypox may be spread from handling bushmeat, an animal bite or scratch, body fluids, contaminated objects, or close contact with an infected person

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)

111 Exactly.

It was ASTOUNDING to listen to her claim that pledges were identical to donations. I hope the jury remembers that.

Next week will be interesting. She has 8 hours left, Johnny has 18 hours. Be nice to see Dr. Mommy Muffins come back as a rebuttal witness.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:31 PM (e0QtT)

Friday coming is closing arguments. Then jury instructions and deliberations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K)

112 I admit I have a heavy foot. It goes against my nature to be limited to 70 mph when you're in a vehicle that can go almost twice as fast.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:33 PM (jNAzB)

113 I'm not sure about that. The are more nuts, illegals and druggies on the road now sure...but drunk driving was MUCH more common prior to the 70s among normies.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

But were people as crazy in general- or as drunk as they are when they turn the key now? Drinking used to be just a relaxing social thing. Binge drinking is now pretty much the norm.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2022 10:33 PM (dNqv+)

114
Scubbed down the pens in the kennel, washed all the floor mats and changed the water in the bucket in each pen. I hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (/U27+)

115 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

* Respectful tip of the hat to your worshipful, but tough, acolyte. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

116 Sponge!

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (wBcdF)

117 100 At bars they'd have the same sort of piss trough they had in locker rooms. Unzip, deploy, lookin' at the ceiling, nice ceiling they've got here, damn good ductwork, done roll 'em in, zip, get your hands wet at the sink, wipe em off on your jeans, time to refuel. Girls would bring guys into the girl bathroom stalls for hanky-panky, but the men's was just open.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:29 PM (Nd9N3)
They'd dump ice in the piss trough so it wouldn't smell so bad.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (0OP+5)

118 Are there no barrel infractions any longer?

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (3byMq)

119 108 Tonypete

LOL. The Daily Mail. Of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

Yep, that is the one.
Her figure is right in my wheelhouse regarding what I consider attractive.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (e0QtT)

120 At bars they'd have the same sort of piss trough they had in locker rooms. Unzip, deploy, lookin' at the ceiling, nice ceiling they've got here, damn good ductwork, done roll 'em in, zip, get your hands wet at the sink, wipe em off on your jeans, time to refuel. Girls would bring guys into the girl bathroom stalls for hanky-panky, but the men's was just open.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:29 PM (Nd9N3)

One cruise ship I was on had a granite wall about 4ft high and maybe 6-8ft wide with water running down it. You pissed on the wall. Just waltz into the bathroom and piss on the wall. I'm amazed that someone actually thought that was a good idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (VwHCD)

121 Hadrian the Seventh

Hope you used technology, not Norwegian Steam.

Did the breeding of Delilah take?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

122 I don't mind high speed in sparse traffic, with good visibility, etc.
I mind high density traffic at high speeds.
aka
Unsafe for conditions.

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (jTmQV)

123 Binge drinking is now pretty much the norm.

Well the issue is being drunk enough that you can sort of drive right? If you drink until you pass out you can't drive even if you want to.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

124 I admit I have a heavy foot. It goes against my nature to be limited to 70 mph when you're in a vehicle that can go almost twice as fast.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:33 PM (jNAzB)


Tell that to Joe Walsh and his Maserati

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (yUjc0)

125 An NYC patient has tested positive for the same genus virus as monkeypox sparking calls from the health department for residents to wear masks indoors - just as New Yorkers were finally returning to mask-free normalcy after COVID-19.

Think of the tragedy of countless people over the entire span of human history who have suffered and died from any random virus that could have been easily stopped if everyone just strapped out some paper and cloth over the face?

Our ancestors were so stupid to invent things like penicillin, rely on a natural immune system and practice good health protocols when they simply could have permanently worn a flimsy gauze indoors.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (AHeqJ)

126 Houston has had a half dozen wrong way fatality accidents in the past six months. Our interstate on and off ramps are not confusing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (jNAzB)

127 This is not the first time Secret Service have been involved in embarrassing shenanigans abroad. Its not the second time. Its kind of a thing now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Secret Service: The Animal House of the Feds

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (FVME7)

128 99 A Secret Service agent assigned to President Joe Biden’s Asia trip allegedly drunkenly assaulted a South Korean

Top. Clowns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (Xrfse)

I suspect after he is terminated the FBI will pick him up off of waivers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

129 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (/crfU)

130 Well the issue is being drunk enough that you can sort of drive right? If you drink until you pass out you can't drive even if you want to.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

Valid. I dunno. I was way too young for the pre-MADD stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (dNqv+)

131 Are there no barrel infractions any longer?
Posted by: micky


There are, but it's harder to do now. Pixy's software will sometimes forgive one bad tag for you, when it didn't do that before.

And some people put close tags in their nickname for that double-layered-condom approach.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (P1f+c)

132
Morale is low when protecting Democrats.

We have already have the security guys fail the US of A.

Not that they need to be Sikh guards for Indira Ghandi.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

_________

I read a book about the presidential detail. The Republican presidents and their wives were routinely courteous while their Dem counterparts (except Billy Jeff) treated them like the hired help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (/U27+)

133 108 LOL. The Daily Mail. Of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)


I go there every time the American media is denying me pictures. It's not always a woke thing, sometimes they just don't want to pay for them. Either way, the Daily Mail comes through with the pictures most of the time.

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (2hil/)

134 @123: "If you drink until you pass out you can't drive even if you want to."

Binge drinking tends to widen the time between semi-lucid blackout and drooling in the gutter, and lots of DUIs happen in that window.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (4NlP1)

135 I saw that FJB reassured South Korea that he would nuke the Norks if it came to that.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (/crfU)

136 One of #1 son's best friends was nicknamed Quick Draw, so I always called him "Qweek Draw" like in the cartoon. A couple weeks back, this guy was driving some where, and evidently started feeling bad. He pulled over, got out of the car, sat down, and died of a heart attack. #1 son is pretty bummed out. Other than elderly family members, this is his first brush with death close up. He's 46. I told him the parade was just getting started.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (sjtZ7)

137 I admit I have a heavy foot. It goes against my nature to be limited to 70 mph when you're in a vehicle that can go almost twice as fast.

Sammy Hagar feels your pain.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (vvLKM)

138 I don't mind high speed in sparse traffic, with good visibility, etc.
I mind high density traffic at high speeds.
aka
Unsafe for conditions.
Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (jTmQV)

also aka The Big One at Darlington or Daytona superspeedways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

139 Are there no barrel infractions any longer?

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (3byMq)


You have to try extra hard now

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)

140 And I'm out. Long day at work and I'm tired.

https://youtu.be/sBiCebc-zxU

I'm finding an amazing array of TV sign offs online. I like them. I'm not from Raleigh, it's just a random pick. Drove past it once on my way to Pinehurst a few years back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (sAmhv)

141
Did the breeding of Delilah take?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

________

She goes in on the 1st of June for an ultrasound. We'll know then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (/U27+)

142 One cruise ship I was on had a granite wall about 4ft high and maybe 6-8ft wide with water running down it. You pissed on the wall. Just waltz into the bathroom and piss on the wall. I'm amazed that someone actually thought that was a good idea.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (VwHCD)


I'll be on a cruise starting a week from today. And I bought the almost-all you can drink package. I am going to choose a wall to test that method of relief - hahaha!

Posted by: Doof at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (yUjc0)

143 It was ASTOUNDING to listen to her claim that pledges were identical to donations.

-
I pledge to lose weight. Thank God that's over!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (FVME7)

144 135 I saw that FJB reassured South Korea that he would nuke the Norks if it came to that.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2022 10:37 PM (/crfU)

How comforting. Still it is a bit more muscular than he has been. Must not get any cash from the Norks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2022 10:38 PM (dNqv+)

145 That all changed in 2020 though as the FNM argued the government could do whatever the hell it wanted in the name of health. By that standard you could take everyone with moneypox/AIDS and ship them to camp, or let a Dr Fauci/Mengele inject them with whatever against their will.

Hell of a change no?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:25 PM (E

Don't forget that they were all about it being ok to be anti vax until they decided that they needed to attack parents that didn't want their 12 year old daughters getting a vaccine for an std.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:39 PM (IY41y)

146 Berserker, I thought about that, I wonder if that is to avoid the "rainbird effect" in heavy weather, or if it was just to get guys in and out fast. Some guys you know take extra time and need the sound of running water to get primed

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)

147 I called the local Secret Service office to report bank fraud ( at the advice of the FBI office) regard to altered checks. I thought I was talking to the janitor who picked up the agents phone it was such a joke. By the way the FBI agent wasn't any better but he was more dismissive.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:40 PM (jNAzB)

148 Houston has had a half dozen wrong way fatality accidents in the past six months. Our interstate on and off ramps are not confusing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:36 PM (jNAzB)

Que?

Posted by: Drunk Pedro or Drunk Karen at May 21, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)

149 Boats float in a big toilet. Just piss off the railing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2022 10:41 PM (/AMqQ)

150 {{{Captain Josepha Sabin}}}

The numbers are being hid from the public, but I think there is a lot of extra deaths since the vaccine was pushed. Both young fit men and babies seem to be where the center is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

151 Friday coming is closing arguments. Then jury instructions and deliberations.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K)

Might actually be sooner, if they don't use up all the time allotted. Amber will probably finish their case Monday, then a motion to dismiss her counterclaim, since she failed to establish that JD made the statements attributed to Waldman. Then rebuttal witnesses. That's Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday? Thursday closing, maybe into Friday

Give it to the jury, and they will come back quick because they want the long holiday weekend. LOL

That is my prediction.



hen closing arguments, then jury instructions.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:42 PM (duoSC)

152 >>> One cruise ship I was on had a granite wall about 4ft high and maybe 6-8ft wide with water running down it. You pissed on the wall. Just waltz into the bathroom and piss on the wall. I'm amazed that someone actually thought that was a good idea.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (VwHCD)


Places could get this thing where toy cars race up a wall in front of you with the speed based on how well you hit a target in the urinal. Guys could race each other while they're pissing.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:42 PM (Nd9N3)

153
Que?
Posted by: Drunk Pedro or Drunk Karen at May 21, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)

_________

I'm driving to church every Sunday between 5:30 and 6:15 AM. It's not uncommon to see hung-over or still intoxicated drivers then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)

154 They kept the stall doors but removed the "outer" doors, so the sinks are visible.
At first it seems ugh but as I think about it, it might actually be safer for the kids

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2022 10:42 PM (/crfU)

155 @152: "Guys could race each other while they're pissing."

Or drag race based on flow rate and duration!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (4NlP1)

156 Hi 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Mis Hum! The Critical Drinker's movie and trailer reviews are pretty good too. Basically, everybody is anticipating a disaster with She-Hulk and I find it hard to argue.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (v23vE)

157 >>> They'd dump ice in the piss trough so it wouldn't smell so bad.
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2022 10:34 PM (0OP+5)


I thought it was some kind of deodorizing crystal or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (Nd9N3)

158 Unsafe for conditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50cV7RW_iJU

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)

159 Only with a PUC monopoly can you treat people this way... "Oh, you want to know when service will be restored? That's funny. Fuck you." *click*

Any real business would say "it'll be sixty minutes," or "it'll be six months." Not "why don't you suck my dick on your to Hell, you shitty peasant bitch? My power is on, hahaha!"

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 10:44 PM (HxNfY)

160 Next week will be interesting. She has 8 hours left, Johnny has 18 hours. Be nice to see Dr. Mommy Muffins come back as a rebuttal witness.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:31 PM (e0QtT)

I like Rekieta's idea of during rebuttal telling the witnesses on cross to eat up as much time with their answers as possible. And then finish with her when Heard has no time left.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:44 PM (IY41y)

161 Don't forget that they were all about it being ok to be anti vax until they decided that they needed to attack parents that didn't want their 12 year old daughters getting a vaccine for an std.

Oprah (with help from Jim Carrey) created the modern anti-vaxx movement by hosting that British fraudster that claimed his researched showed traditional vaccines caused autism.

And the FNM/Medical establishment spent years politely looking into the issue. And then as you point out the HPV vaccine came out and suddenly being opposed to it was NOT OK...but even by the time Fauci's friends rolled out the clot shot being anti-vaxx was traditionally a Karen McWinemom thing.

Again, the whiplash on all this is amazing.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)

162 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Thanks for the clarification.

One rape in Loudon County was too many. And he had two.

Single shot derringer mandatory for HS girls in the inner city and Loudon County?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

163 Drinking used to be just a relaxing social thing. Binge drinking is now pretty much the norm.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2022 10:33 PM (dN

Look up the definition of binge drinking. It's a joke. Chances are your relaxing social thing falls under the definition.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:45 PM (IY41y)

164 So I blinked, and we're at 155?
Thank you Mis Hum for your ONTS!
Love you all....well, most.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 21, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

165 Anti doesn't matter

The Federal Police are the criminals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:47 PM (u82oZ)

166 Unsafe for conditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50cV7RW_iJU
Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)

What an idiot (the guy recording). I'd be running and staying deep in the woods for cover until the crashing was over.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:47 PM (4I/2K)

167 >>>But removing stall doors in school is not right.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
------------

It keeps the little one's from being attacked.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 10:47 PM (HCRRg)

168 GMO foods worst thing in the world. Genetically created vaccines should be mandatory.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:49 PM (jNAzB)

169 >>>Look up the definition of binge drinking. It's a joke. Chances are your relaxing social thing falls under the definition.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:45 PM (IY41y)
-------------

Brit health system says the Queen is a lush.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 10:49 PM (HCRRg)

170 Braenyard

This was predicted in John Brunner's Shockwave Rider. Still do not want to see it.

The issue really is not the bathroom. It is lack of action by schools on bad students and their actions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (u82oZ)

171 Did Runkle get his video back up? Thursday night's Rekieta stream was EPIC talking about it. Law and Lumber had a rant, then when Joe Lawgic found out his video was made private, he went into a rant.

Unconfirmed, but it seemed to be coordinated by maybe Turf's PR team.

Unconfirmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (duoSC)

172 >>> Berserker, I thought about that, I wonder if that is to avoid the "rainbird effect" in heavy weather, or if it was just to get guys in and out fast. Some guys you know take extra time and need the sound of running water to get primed
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)


I've never known any dudes to have those sorts of problems. Women, yep. And it can backfire. My wife and I stayed at a bed & breakfast somewhere in Virginia, a small place, but it had a little fountain outside the bedroom where we stayed. A little garden and fountain. My wife thought it was so charming. We get back and go to bed. Drip, drip, drip, sprinkle, splash, all night. Didn't bother me. I swear she got up a hundred times that night to go to the restroom. We only stayed one night.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (Nd9N3)

173 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Thanks for the clarification.

One rape in Loudon County was too many. And he had two.

Single shot derringer mandatory for HS girls in the inner city and Loudon County?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

Implant those Chinese finger trap things? Guy has to get it surgically removed off his wanger and it's an automatic call to the police when he presents at the ER.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K)

174 I thought commentless comments counted, as long as they weren't to stop the italicans or something with user's off tags embedded in their sigs.

Still, I think ctrl-a ctrl-c was funny as hell, but nothing comes close to dragging in word schema, Whoa.

Actually ctrl-a of the home page probably has happened, too. That would be larger than on a thread level.

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (3byMq)

175 But removing stall doors in school is not right.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

Friend, if not for stall doors in school.
My bladder would have exploded, and I would have soiled myself in Current History.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 21, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

176 Did Runkle get his video back up? Thursday night's Rekieta stream was EPIC talking about it. Law and Lumber had a rant, then when Joe Lawgic found out his video was made private, he went into a rant.

Unconfirmed, but it seemed to be coordinated by maybe Turf's PR team.

Unconfirmed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (duoSC)

I was watching too. EPIC is an understatement.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:52 PM (4I/2K)

177
Good night, Hordians. I'm tired and aching and so to bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:52 PM (/U27+)

178 micky

The blog had to change because of some persistent troll spammers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:52 PM (u82oZ)

179 I gotta say -
Saturday night Morons are some of the best Morons.
Ima gonna lurk for awhile...
Love y'all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (t1MJU)

180 156 Hi 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Mis Hum! The Critical Drinker's movie and trailer reviews are pretty good too. Basically, everybody is anticipating a disaster with She-Hulk and I find it hard to argue.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 10:43 PM (v23vE)
---

I haven't been in a comics shop in forever, but back in the day, wasn't She-Hulk more of a humorous comic? I remember her talking directly to the reader with funny asides.

Why couldn't they make that She-Hulk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 Good night, Hordians. I'm tired and aching and so to bed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2022 10:52 PM (/U27+)

Sleep deep and well, moron buddy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

182 Hadrian the Seventh

Have a restorative sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

183 171 Did Runkle get his video back up? Thursday night's Rekieta stream was EPIC talking about it. Law and Lumber had a rant, then when Joe Lawgic found out his video was made private, he went into a rant.
Unconfirmed, but it seemed to be coordinated by maybe Turf's PR team.
Unconfirmed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (duoSC)

Yeah I believe it has been restored.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (IY41y)

184 I was watching too. EPIC is an understatement.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 10:52 PM (4I/2K)

Rekieta: There is a flood whenever Law and Lumber walks past a group of women.

LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:54 PM (duoSC)

185 yeah, knew that Salty. Just trying to toss some sparklers into the thread. Livening...

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:54 PM (3byMq)

186 Posted by: COMountainMarie


Some Rat Pours a tasty drink for Marie...

Posted by: Some Rat at May 21, 2022 10:54 PM (r1z5A)

187 You have to wear N95 underwear to stop the spread of monkeypox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2022 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

188 I've posted this before but there was an European airport that attached a life like ceramic fly right on the sweet spot of their urinals . This resulted in 90% less urine on the floor as almost every guy tried to hit the fly.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:55 PM (jNAzB)

189 The issue really is not the bathroom. It is lack of action by schools on bad students and their actions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
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This has been a difficult problem for schools since the mid fifties - that I'm aware of. Even when busting asses and tossing were the order of the day. There are too many bullies and predators.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 10:55 PM (HCRRg)

190 COMountainMarie

You are lovable (in an Agape style) , all by yourself. You have a good man that loves you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

191 I haven't been in a comics shop in forever, but back in the day, wasn't She-Hulk more of a humorous comic? I remember her talking directly to the reader with funny asides.
Why couldn't they make that She-Hulk?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

Nerdrotic said on The Real BBC (trailer dropped during the last 20 minutes of their show) that she chewed out her artist once for putting stuff in front of her tits.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 10:56 PM (IY41y)

192 Braenyard

Besides CCC type labor camps, is there a solution?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

193 Braenyard

Maybe early self-defense classes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (u82oZ)

194 Why couldn't they make that She-Hulk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)


Everything has to be grimdark now, since it helps drive home the importance of THE MESSAGE and without THE MESSAGE the ESG score for the parent corporation might not qualify for operating capital loans from the major international banks

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (xhaym)

195 Makes sense (ceramic fly). Like images on the solid waste plastic filters I'd guess. Depends whether the drain is far down else splatter happens.

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (3byMq)

196 "Is it just me or are people driving like it's Grand Theft Auto out there?"
No, It's happening everywhere. Southern Arizona, for example.
People are responding to living in a lawless, irresponsible
country/government.
And that sucks. Poorly.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (cx155)

197 This resulted in 90% less urine on the floor as almost every guy tried to hit the fly.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:55 PM (jNAzB)

I have heard about the flu thing.
Or a spot that can be a target.

I think that is genius
Equivalent to a laser pointer for a cat

We guys are so easily manipulated.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (duoSC)

198 "Basically, everybody is anticipating a disaster with She-Hulk and I find it hard to argue."

Friend sent me the youtube promo and I responded with "is this a joke?"

Posted by: SFGoth at May 21, 2022 10:58 PM (KAi1n)

199

The Rutles take on I Am the Walrus

https://youtu.be/FKezWLZqRik

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

200 Schools just need to reposition their Resource Officers outside of the bathrooms.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:59 PM (jNAzB)

201 >>Joe Strummer is a great name for a guitar player.

So is Billy Strings. Sadly, neither are their real names.

Billy Strings at last years Newport Folk Festival. Fantastic guitar player.

https://tinyurl.com/yvbv7d7v

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

202 boynsea

We went from a high trust nation to a low-trust sometimes Third World county in my lifetime. And I am only 29.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 10:59 PM (u82oZ)

203 I've posted this before but there was an European airport that attached a life like ceramic fly right on the sweet spot of their urinals . This resulted in 90% less urine on the floor as almost every guy tried to hit the fly.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:55 PM (jNAzB)

We had cigarette butts as kids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2022 10:59 PM (/AMqQ)

204 >>> Still, I think ctrl-a ctrl-c was funny as hell, but nothing comes close to dragging in word schema, Whoa.

Actually ctrl-a of the home page probably has happened, too. That would be larger than on a thread level.
Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (3byMq)


ctrl-a ctrl-c was being done by troll(s) so that's why we have the character and line ending limits now. It was a quick way of destroying threads and they started doing it constantly. You'll also find there's something that stops repeated posts. Some people just have to be assholes.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 11:00 PM (Nd9N3)

205 Anti doesn't matter

Then he can not stop the fights in the cafeteria. The next town over had a race riot in the HS cafeteria last month. Some were suspended.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:00 PM (u82oZ)

206 : banana Dream

We have had commenters in good standing do the Word Paste thing. Very funny. But they shall remain nameless by me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

207 She-Hulk just seemed boring as hell and predictable (kind of goes hand in hand.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)

208 There was also a plastic hillary urinal target with her mouth open that was also a deodorizer.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Nd9N3)

209 I remember my mom making fun of dudes because of the fly thing... Like, "oh look how dumb you guys are, you need a prompt to get it in the john." I told her that recumbent urinators like her could never understand the sheer joy of blasting down targets with your dick.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 11:02 PM (HxNfY)

210 150 {{{Salty!}}} I hadn't even thought about that. I've known or heard about a lot of young, supposedly healthy young men and women abruptly dying of undiagnosed heart issues or other problems before the Covid crap, so it never entered my mind. I'll be seeing #1 son tomorrow at a graduation party. I'll ask him -- if I remember -- if he knows if Quick Draw was vaccinated and boosted.

Funny story about Quick Draw. Both he and my son were working at different restaurants as head cooks when my son got married. Quick Draw's wedding present was a suckling pig. He and my son roasted the piglet at Quick Draw's restaurant oven after hours. Both of them were pretty soused by the time the pig was ready. They served the damn thing whole, and perched a pair of sunglasses on the thing to hide its lack of eyes. Thank God, neither my mother nor my mother-in-law got close enough to see the pig in all its sunglasses glory. And, yes, I have pictures.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at May 21, 2022 11:03 PM (sjtZ7)

211 ---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - Sus man
---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.
Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.
justice@tesla.com
---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - My commitment:
- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win.
- We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.
---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - Please include links to cases you have tried
---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption.

There will be blood.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:03 PM (HCRRg)

212 NaCly Dog at 202

Yes, things have changed. I grew up in a time where we never locked the house, and never had a problem.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:04 PM (cx155)

213 Mixed-age classrooms probably have better social dynamics than same age classrooms

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 21, 2022 11:05 PM (/crfU)

214 There will be blood.

I think the sexual assault accusation has started something that a lot of leftys are going to regret.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:05 PM (vvLKM)

215 Braenyard

Liking him more and more.

He had better guard his corn hole. He dissed Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:06 PM (u82oZ)

216 I told her that recumbent urinators like her could never understand the sheer joy of blasting down targets with your dick.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes

You talked to your Mother that way?

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 11:06 PM (Msys3)

217 205 Anti doesn't matter

Then he can not stop the fights in the cafeteria. The next town over had a race riot in the HS cafeteria last month. Some were suspended.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Buddy having a fight in the cafeteria unintentionally hit the History teacher who was breaking it up.
Teacher let it slide.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:07 PM (HCRRg)

218 Elon knocked down the hornets nest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2022 11:07 PM (/AMqQ)

219 You talked to your Mother that way?

LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022

She's talked worse to me. A lovely woman, but she curses like a sailor. Shameless.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 11:07 PM (HxNfY)

220 Captain Josepha Sabin

Those pictures can sure come in handy at anniversaries, Christmases, other weddings. Maybe an entire slide show.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:08 PM (u82oZ)

221 Mixed-age classrooms probably have better social dynamics than same age classrooms
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


I respectively, DISAGREE!!

Posted by: Some Rat at May 21, 2022 11:08 PM (r1z5A)

222 @TheRealWilliamHayes

Your Mom is Jewells45?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:08 PM (u82oZ)

223 Looking online I see a whole collection of hillary urinal targets. One urinal target is a picture of hillary standing up to take a piss in a urinal. That's pretty meta.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 11:08 PM (Nd9N3)

224 I never went to a school with a Resource Officer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:08 PM (jNAzB)

225 Today was about the third nice spring day in Portland - April was the coldest and wettest April in history, and May thus far is not a lot better.

I checked my natural gas bill - I used two-thirds as much gas in April as I did in January.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

226 I never went to a school with a Resource Officer.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Part of the problem is we can't even call a cop, a cop any longer.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 11:10 PM (Msys3)

227 The Recumbent Urinators were a great girl band who never got a fair shake.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2022 11:10 PM (f5Veu)

228 Mixed-age classrooms probably have better social dynamics than same age classrooms
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I wouldn't have liked that as the older guys would have bogarted all the good looking girls my age.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:10 PM (jNAzB)

229 The ARC of History!

Cold Spring here. Planting in the field are way delayed.

And the Sun is coming out of a solar-cycle minimum in ways solar scientists do not understand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

230 davidt

ISWYDT!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:12 PM (u82oZ)

231 200 Schools just need to reposition their Resource Officers outside of the bathrooms.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 10:59 PM (jNAzB)

I took some substitute teaching jobs many years ago. At one of the schools you had bathroom duty during your off period. You sat out side of the student bathroom and checked their bathroom authorization card and insured only one student entered at a time.

Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2022 11:12 PM (AmoqO)

232 There was never a cop in any public school I attended.
First year at college had a friend from NYC who talked about HS there.

I was shocked.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:12 PM (HCRRg)

233 I hate the Clash. Ruined music forever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 21, 2022 11:12 PM (m0zqP)

234 ---Elon Musk@elonmuskMay 20 - Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption.

There will be blood.
Posted by: Braenyard


Elon
Better call Saul.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 21, 2022 11:13 PM (tjZg/)

235 194 Why couldn't they make that She-Hulk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

Everything has to be grimdark now, since it helps drive home the importance of THE MESSAGE and without THE MESSAGE the ESG score for the parent corporation might not qualify for operating capital loans from the major international banks
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (xhaym)


I was going to reply, but Kindltot handled it better than I ever could have.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 11:13 PM (v23vE)

236 My daughter in law provided me with urinal targets for my 2 1/2 yr old grandson when we had him with us for a week.


They didn't make a particle of difference. I ended up just letting him pee outside. I did however, expose him to the joys of trying to 'write' your name and outline designs.

I'm a good Papa.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2022 11:14 PM (Msys3)

237 >>He had better guard his corn hole. He dissed Hillary Clinton.

Salty, he claims he didn't know until last month that Russia collusion was a hoax and he's been getting educated on Twitter over the last few days by some of the top sleuths who had this figured out years ago. And he's even more pissed off that Twitter was used to push it.

He knew what he was getting into when he made his bid for Twitter and he seems absolutely serious about going to war with the deep state. I don't think he's scared in the least.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)

238 **Idea**

"Tire Iron" Insomniac on the Elon Musk team!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:14 PM (u82oZ)

239 Cold Spring here. Planting in the field are way delayed.

We rigged a temporary greenhouse for the tomatoes and cucumbers, and put in buckets of hot water at night to heat the thing - nighttime lows are still in the high 30s - low 40s.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:14 PM (I2/tG)

240 JackStraw

Thanks for the context. I needed that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:15 PM (u82oZ)

241 227 The Recumbent Urinators were a great girl band who never got a fair shake.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2022 11:10 PM (f5Veu)


Their career ultimately dribbled away...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 11:15 PM (v23vE)

242 Southern Arizona, for example.
People are responding to living in a lawless, irresponsible
country/government.
And that sucks. Poorly.
Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 10:57 PM (cx155)

So many high speed chases involving teenaged US citizens driving cars full of illegals here in SE AZ that the lovely Mrs Hi Desert won't drive anymore if it can be avoided. Cochise County is stopping 900 to 1000 cars for that every month.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 21, 2022 11:15 PM (l7Kbv)

243 Lawyers Perkins or Cooley.

Is that a little shiv into Coie's ribs?
What is a coolie?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:16 PM (HCRRg)

244 Blanco Basuro: I don't think it was just the sexual assault charge. I kind of think the law fare thing was already running through Elon's mind when he decided to take down Twitter. Remember? He posted that he expected massive politically motivated attacks when he announced he would be voting Republican in the next election. He's been on a pretty straight path since the day Twitter banned the Bee, like he's following a plan he mapped out at the very beginning.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at May 21, 2022 11:17 PM (sjtZ7)

245 I miss the ability to copy and paste the whole thread. Call me simple, but it always made me laugh when a moron did that. Shows you how low-quality the HQ's trolls are too How many years did it take them to figure that shit out? Dummies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2022 11:17 PM (KFhLj)

246 What is a coolie?

Cooley is a Silicon Valley law firm that likes to bring bogus lawsuits against tech firms.

I suspect that they have some history with Elon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

247 214 There will be blood.

I think the sexual assault accusation has started something that a lot of leftys are going to regret.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:05 PM (vvLKM)

That accusation read right out of the playbook they tried for Trump. It wasn't the supposed victim coming forth. It was the victims friend. And they can't say or do more but want others to come forward. So it reads like a fake story trying to fish out other women that maybe slept with him or he hit on to come out and claim sexual harassment.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 11:18 PM (IY41y)

248 I don't think he's scared in the least.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Putin said he was going to kill him for helping Ukraine.
He said, [paraphrasing] If they kill me, it's been fun.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:19 PM (HCRRg)

249 The waking part is that normies tend to believe things said.

The first and only rule for being in the conspiracy fact group with a lead time of two years max (so far) is to assume every and all things politician and media is a lie.

Saves time as the left doesn't do anything but projection 100% of the time.

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 11:19 PM (3byMq)

250 Putin said he was going to kill him for helping Ukraine.
He said, [paraphrasing] If they kill me, it's been fun.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:19 PM (HCRRg

Putin never said that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:22 PM (jNAzB)

251 I've been doing my casual conversation at the grocery as it happens mentioning bitchute.com and 2000 mules, etc.

Have not heard a no-shit-sherlock response yet, so maybe it's helping, dunno.

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 11:22 PM (3byMq)

252 Sent that job announcement to Insomniac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:22 PM (u82oZ)

253 Putin never said that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't
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Did too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (HCRRg)

254 We rigged a temporary greenhouse for the tomatoes and cucumbers, and put in buckets of hot water at night to heat the thing - nighttime lows are still in the high 30s - low 40s.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:14 PM (I2/tG)


Hopefully we are past that colder weather, but I have melons in the ground now. I am going with cooler climate plants this year, and going YOLO with tomatoes.

I bought PVC conduit to make hoop houses this Fall so I can extend the growing season.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)

255 >Today was about the third nice spring day in Portland - April was the coldest and wettest April in history, and May thus far is not a lot better.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

About half of our vegetable starts got murdered by the super late frost from a couple of weeks ago :-\

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (381Xp)

256 Variant punchline for the joke:

Every time I try to masturbate, my hand gets a headache.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (bW8dp)

257 Insom for Elon's brutally on point brigade of lawyers.
Yes!

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (3byMq)

258 It was the summer of '82 or '96 when I attended a dork party with Elon Musk. He asked me if I wanted to play Bermuda Triangle. It's a rape game dorks play. Anyway, I said "sure thing!" because I didn't know back then that nerds have genitalia.

Then he boofed me so hard that the rocket marks are still scorched on the launchpad of my hippocampus. I'm just glad my Twitter friends helped me remember, so I could come forward.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 11:25 PM (HxNfY)

259 Rodrigo Borgia

Makes more sense. I'll steal it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:25 PM (u82oZ)

260 Elon is getting more lit by the minute.

I think that attempt to slime him with a sexual assault story really, really pissed him off. Like in a way he's never been pissed off before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (q3gwH)

261 Did too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (HCRRg)


Cite your source or admit it was an underminister.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym)

262 Heard the vineyards were going to have a rough year too since so many of their buds died from that same frost.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (381Xp)

263 OK, the El Kabong Video was both really cool... and really disturbing.

Which pretty much describes my life as an adult.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (oHd/0)

264 Greenhouse heat - run an extension cord for a 100watt light bulb it will help all night.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (HCRRg)

265 Heard the vineyards were going to have a rough year too since so many of their buds died from that same frost.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (381Xp)

Reminded me of my favorite chick flick . A Walk in the Clouds. Another really good Keanu movie.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:27 PM (jNAzB)

266 Well, according to https://tinyurl.com/5566mx5n, I have not one, but two cans of poisoned peanut butter in my pantry.

I'm entertaining offers, starting at $1M SmuckersBucks.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 11:28 PM (v23vE)

267 261 Did too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:24 PM (HCRRg)

Cite your source or admit it was an underminister.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym)
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Oh, my gosh, yes, it may have been one of Putin's spokes persons.

I stand corrected. Thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:28 PM (HCRRg)

268 AZ High Desert at 242
Same problems in extreme SW Arizona, plus drug traffic.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (cx155)

269 I don't think it was just the sexual assault charge. I kind of think the law fare thing was already running through Elon's mind when he decided to take down Twitter. Remember? He posted that he expected massive politically motivated attacks when he announced he would be voting Republican in the next election. He's been on a pretty straight path since the day Twitter banned the Bee, like he's following a plan he mapped out at the very beginning.

I don't think he has a plan. I think Elon has several, and which gets deployed depends on what's coming his way. I think the #metoo thing along the accusations of racism at Tesla made him go, "OK, we're going scorched earth out of the gate." It's most likely not what he wanted, but he's a bright enough guy that he's probably already gamed it out among several other scenarios.

Or I could just be full of shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (vvLKM)

270 So it reads like a fake story trying to fish out other women that maybe slept with him or he hit on to come out and claim sexual harassment.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 11:18 PM (IY41y)

From what Musk said I gather there was some kind of incident; but he said the real story was nothing at all similar to what was being claimed. My guess is a disgruntled employee made some accusations, and so the company terminated her but gave her a decent severance payment just to shut up and go away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (q3gwH)

271 Elon is looking for hardcore starfighters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

272 >>Reminded me of my favorite chick flick . A Walk in the Clouds. Another really good Keanu movie.

Crossing streams. Which Keanu movie is this Joe Strummer song from?

https://tinyurl.com/34z4resf

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (ZLI7S)

273 Keith Richards demonstrates the correct use of a guitar in a self-defense situation.

I believe this happened shortly after John Lennon was shot, so Richards probably wasn't too stoked when a nutty fan ran on stage.

https://tinyurl.com/KeefBash

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2022 11:30 PM (bW8dp)

274 Thanks for the great conversations, everyone.

May you all have a wonderful night.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 21, 2022 11:30 PM (u82oZ)

275 It's (drum roll)
Elon-gate!

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 21, 2022 11:30 PM (jTmQV)

276 271 Elon is looking for hardcore starfighters?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

I think we should use Deathblossom.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2022 11:31 PM (IY41y)

277 Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm stumped. River's Edge ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:32 PM (jNAzB)

278 221 Mixed-age classrooms probably have better social dynamics than same age classrooms
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Uh... no... my twins were in a Calif Progressive school... Son was in a Kindergander and 1st Grade class.

Daughter was in a K -1 -2.... so she was competing with SECOND graders. Kids who were not just a year older, but TWO years older when she was 5.

Moved out of there as soon as I could... was a disaster.

Add in most students were native Hispanic speakers?

Got out of there as soon as I could

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2022 11:32 PM (oHd/0)

279 271 Elon is looking for hardcore starfighters?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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and show your work.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:32 PM (HCRRg)

280 Same problems in extreme SW Arizona, plus drug traffic.
Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:29 PM (cx155)

Arizona is the entry point of choice for those who don't want to be caught. Texas is the place for the ones who do.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 21, 2022 11:33 PM (l7Kbv)

281 Damn, Keith has always been the complete pro. Almost more impressive than the SRV change over in Look at Little Sister, I think it was.

Posted by: micky at May 21, 2022 11:33 PM (3byMq)

282 G'nite Salty

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:33 PM (cx155)

283 Keith Richards demonstrates the correct use of a guitar in a self-defense situation.

I like how he just puts it back on and goes right back to playing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:34 PM (vvLKM)

284 Hmmmm..... in a John Wick mood...

Cya all later....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2022 11:35 PM (oHd/0)

285 >>I'm stumped. River's Edge ?

LOL, me too. The credit says it's from a movie called Trash City but I've never heard of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)

286 I don't think I'd want to be firing off those rockets while on the machine. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2022 11:36 PM (el0Qi)

287 283 Keith Richards demonstrates the correct use of a guitar in a self-defense situation.

I like how he just puts it back on and goes right back to playing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:34 PM (vvLKM)

barely missed a note - damned impressive!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2022 11:37 PM (q3gwH)

288 along the accusations of racism at Tesla

Matt Taibbi had a three part series about the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing, which is behind a number of these recent accusations, including the one at Tesla. Their strategy is:

1) Come up with some outrageous charges
2) Leak the charges to the media
3) Demand a huge amount to "settle" the charges

Their best one was their investigation of the gaming company Activision for sexual harassment, where their media minons breathlessly reported that at an Activision company event there were scantily clad women dancing on "stripper poles".

Turned out that it was a Cirque du Soleil performance.

The response of companies subjected to these tactics is generally to move out of California - DFEH denounced Tesla's moving its headquarters to Texas, saying that they were trying to "avoid accountability".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

289 AZ HD: Yet, the crime in Yuma is up quite a bit. Folks recently had their car and wallet stolen, plus the car.
Keys and wallet were not in the car. Those items were in the house they were asleep in.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:37 PM (cx155)

290 DFEH denounced Tesla's moving its headquarters to Texas, saying that they were trying to "avoid accountability".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

Avoiding corrupt assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2022 11:39 PM (/AMqQ)

291 I was in some split elementary classes but the room and attention was divided. The only competition was at recess which was no problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:40 PM (HCRRg)

292 >>I'm stumped. River's Edge ?

LOL, me too. The credit says it's from a movie called Trash City but I've never heard of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)

My Google fu showed he did music for a movie called Permanent Record that co-starred Keanu . I never heard of it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 21, 2022 11:41 PM (jNAzB)

293 DFEH denounced Tesla's moving its headquarters to Texas, saying that they were trying to "avoid accountability".

It's also interesting that DFEH not only went after Tesla, but Peter Theil's Palantir (which moved from Palo Alto to Denver).

Almost as if they were targeting tech billionaires that don't toe the Party line.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2022 11:43 PM (I2/tG)

294 Two homeless people fighting over who stole whose abandoned junk below my living room window tonight. The nighttime sounds of Minneapolis never disappoint.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 21, 2022 11:44 PM (4NlP1)

295 Two homeless people fighting over who stole whose abandoned junk below my living room window tonight. The nighttime sounds of Minneapolis never disappoint.

Have you considered Napalm as an environmental calming treatment?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 21, 2022 11:46 PM (vvLKM)

296 It's been lively and enjoyable, Kindltot, thanks for the assist.

Y'all have a good evening.
'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2022 11:46 PM (HCRRg)

297 Keys and wallet were not in the car. Those items were in the house they were asleep in.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:37 PM (cx155)

Yuma is like that, though. Its a mix of the two types of illegals. That makes the situation more screwed up for law enforcement as they won't initially know which type they are dealing with. The worry we have in SE AZ is the number of armed ones. We've had cartel soldados armed with full auto AKs in the mountains spotted on CCSO cameras just south of Fort Huachuca.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 21, 2022 11:47 PM (l7Kbv)

298 >>My Google fu showed he did music for a movie called Permanent Record that co-starred Keanu . I never heard of it.

Nope, me neither.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2022 11:49 PM (ZLI7S)

299 1) Come up with some outrageous charges
2) Leak the charges to the media
3) Demand a huge amount to "settle" the charges
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The CFPB had this scheme worked out to a tee. Sometimes it was more of a shakedown, but it was usually just money laundering for the companies who wanted to pay clean, unquestionable bribes to the Democrats.

1.) Use arbitrary and capricious regulatory power to publicly """investigate""" Democrat Bribing Firm Y for Ginned Up Charge X.

2.) Levy enormous penalty A.

3.) Give Firm Y an """option""" to pay .5A to Democrat Affiliated Nonprofit B instead - for the greater good.

So a 100 million dollar fine is cleaned into an unprovable 50 million dollar bribe, while the board of the company talks about their fiduciary responsibility and their social equity through their shiteating smirks. Beautiful. Perfect scam.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 21, 2022 11:49 PM (HxNfY)

300 Yes. I'm waiting to see if the SHTF in the residential s, and if the citizens respond. Could go hot. Or whimpering, I dunno.

Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:52 PM (cx155)

301 Yes. I'm waiting to see if the SHTF in the residential s, and if the citizens respond. Could go hot. Or whimpering, I dunno.
Posted by: boynsea at May 21, 2022 11:52 PM (cx155)

Probably whimpering. This country is a different place than when people came from all across America to line the border the last time in 2005-06. The Fed dot gov has gone feral on us.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 21, 2022 11:56 PM (l7Kbv)

302 I bought more canned foods today for my emergency stash. I'm gonna need more pantry room.

Kroger has Wolf chili (No Beans!) 4-pak of 15oz cans for $6, which is about a $1 per can savings over individual cans of that size.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2022 11:58 PM (4I/2K)

303 AZ Hi Desert.....Yep. There are problems.

Posted by: boynsea at May 22, 2022 12:00 AM (cx155)

304 266 Well, according to https://tinyurl.com/5566mx5n, I have not one, but two cans of poisoned peanut butter in my pantry.

I'm entertaining offers, starting at $1M SmuckersBucks.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 11:28 PM (v23vE)

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Hey, I've got two as well, one of which is almost empty.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:01 AM (CAJOC)

305 Well, according to https://tinyurl.com/5566mx5n, I have not one, but two cans of poisoned peanut butter in my pantry.

I'm entertaining offers, starting at $1M SmuckersBucks.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 21, 2022 11:28 PM (v23vE)

I can come up with that in a Jif.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2022 12:03 AM (/AMqQ)

306 Hey Horde, love the joke and boy do a few of those drinks look tasty.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 12:03 AM (a4EWo)

307 I'm a Skippy guy.
(raises nose and sniffs...)

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 12:03 AM (jTmQV)

308
Well, according to https://tinyurl.com/5566mx5n, I have not one, but two cans of poisoned peanut butter in my pantry.

I saw that today and looked at my peanut butter. It's on the list. It's also half gone and I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:04 AM (63Dwl)

309 School is out next week.

We have a frost warning tonight.

RECONCILE THAT, GLOBAL WARMISTS!

Posted by: pookysgirl, still shivering at May 22, 2022 12:06 AM (XKZwp)

310 308
Well, according to https://tinyurl.com/5566mx5n, I have not one, but two cans of poisoned peanut butter in my pantry.


I saw that today and looked at my peanut butter. It's on the list. It's also half gone and I'm not dead yet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:04 AM (63Dwl)

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You still have to throw yours out, otherwise I might get sick!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:07 AM (CAJOC)

311 309 School is out next week.

We have a frost warning tonight.

RECONCILE THAT, GLOBAL WARMISTS!
Posted by: pookysgirl, still shivering at May 22, 2022 12:06 AM (XKZwp)

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Why do you think they call it climate change now?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:08 AM (CAJOC)

312 AOP - agreed on the rockets. The ones on the side of the rollbar in particular look like they'd burn your beard off.

Posted by: 496 at May 22, 2022 12:08 AM (U1eOr)

313 You're not dead yet!

Still alive and well
Still alive and well
Every now and then I know it's kind of hard to tell but we're
Still alive and well!

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 12:08 AM (jTmQV)

314 307 I'm a Skippy guy.
(raises nose and sniffs...)
Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 12:03 AM (jTmQV)

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What? You don't grind your own peanuts?

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:10 AM (CAJOC)

315

Former Republican (and former Marine) Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard is in town for the Indianapolis 500. Ballard told I-Team on Friday that he’s raising a red flag for Republican state lawmakers, telling them to let Governor Holcomb’s veto stand on the bill about transgender athletes. The bill would prohibit transgender girls from playing in school-sponsored sports. Holcomb vetoed it in March, but lawmakers will meet next week to try to override that.

In 2015, Ballard pushed back on state lawmakers over the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, as did thousands of other Hoosiers. Opponents said the bill targeted LGBT people. Supporters claimed the RFRA law protected the exercise of freedom of religion and freedom of conscience.

The widespread protests, led by major Indiana employers, caused then-Gov. Mike Pence and lawmakers to amend the RFRA law 10 days after it had passed.

Ballard said Friday that the transgender bill, like RFRA, will divide the state and could make it difficult to recruit new businesses to Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

316 Looming peanut butter shortage?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:10 AM (kT5Bb)

317
You still have to throw yours out, otherwise I might get sick!
Posted by: No One of Consequence


I'll wear a mask when I eat peanut butter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:12 AM (63Dwl)

318 I have people for that.

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 12:13 AM (jTmQV)

319 Why do you think they call it climate change now?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:08 AM (CAJOC)

Oh, I know why. Unfortunately for those idiots, my memory is longer than five seconds.

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers at May 22, 2022 12:13 AM (XKZwp)

320 @295: "Have you considered Napalm ..."

Only after cattle prods and rock salt shotguns prove ineffective, but yes, napalm is on my list.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 22, 2022 12:13 AM (4NlP1)

321 I have people for that.
Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 12:13 AM (jTmQV)

Have your people call my people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2022 12:15 AM (4I/2K)

322 Narrator: Count de Monet has no people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2022 12:18 AM (4I/2K)

323 I had a PB and J with the item in question just today. So far, no effects or affects. Not invisibility or x ray eyes either.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2022 12:18 AM (8GBH4)

324 Two homeless people fighting over who stole whose abandoned junk below my living room window tonight. The nighttime sounds of Minneapolis never disappoint.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 21, 2022 11:44 PM (4NlP1)

This where having a supply of junk pistols, untraceable to you, would come in handy. Load one with a couple of rounds, toss it into the fight, one bum shoots the other, and silence reigns once more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2022 12:18 AM (0X3Mg)

325 322 Narrator: Count de Monet has no people.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2022 12:18 AM (4I/2K)

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That's OK. When one person's people call another person's people, they have no idea why they're calling, and usually just end up talking about the weather.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 22, 2022 12:21 AM (CAJOC)

326 Ballard said Friday that the transgender bill, like RFRA, will divide the state and could make it difficult to recruit new businesses to Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

For every ghey-loving business that does not come to Indiana, there will likely be two that embrace traditional values.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2022 12:21 AM (0X3Mg)

327 True story: My grandpa, a venerated chemistry professor emeritus of the college I attended, helped me dig up anti-global warming articles every week to show my newly-minted Environmental Science professor. I got an "A" for keeping up with current events but my ES professor clearly was flustered, as he had never encountered opposition to The Narrative before. I consider it a win for me and Grandpa.

Posted by: pookysgirl with facts at May 22, 2022 12:21 AM (XKZwp)

328 Shorter Indiana: sacrifice your children to Mammon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2022 12:27 AM (KFhLj)

329 Only after cattle prods and rock salt shotguns prove ineffective, but yes, napalm is on my list.

Very good, sir. I see that you have the situation well in hand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 12:27 AM (vvLKM)

330 I don't think I'd want to be firing off those rockets while on the machine. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Maybe they are hard-mounted...for mowing those long straight strips, in a very short time.

*recalls those rocket sleds used for G-testing*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:33 AM (2e5RV)

331 Walter Freeman, I thought you were getting out of that crazy place.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 12:33 AM (a4EWo)

332 Ballard is the kind of Republican you can really be proud of. When the GOP scoops up a big win in November, you'll be able to say "this is what we wanted. We got out, we voted our hardest, and finally, the Capitol is safe once again for men like Ballard."

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 22, 2022 12:34 AM (HxNfY)

333 Hello horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 22, 2022 12:37 AM (gtu9W)

334 Hi Pete, I said hello earlier and the Horde pretty much scattered, what do you want to talk about?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 12:39 AM (a4EWo)

335 > It's on the list. It's also half gone and I'm not dead yet.

On the other hand, the next bite might be the one with the feces in it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

336 Ballard moved to Myrtle Beach, S.C. a year ago. He was in the Marines 23 years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl)

337 Weird thing about The Clash is that they were capable of a musical tour de force like London Calling after you thought they were just good at hard guitar rock...and then they decide to do English amateur versions of hiphop and reggae and eventually the drummer comes up with an 80s dance track that becomes their biggest popular hit. Then they implode. And all along the critics tell you they are the Most Important Band There Is mostly cause Strummer thought he was a Marxist. Very weird career.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 22, 2022 12:46 AM (3/XaG)

338
On the other hand, the next bite might be the one with the feces in it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


At least it's creamy feces. And I'm vaccinated and boosted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:46 AM (63Dwl)

339 as he had never encountered opposition to The Narrative before. I consider it a win for me and Grandpa.
Posted by: pookysgirl with facts


Very cool. We need more of that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2022 12:48 AM (IEa8U)

340 At least it's creamy feces. And I'm vaccinated and boosted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Far more importantly, Non-GMO, *and* gluten-free !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:50 AM (wwcKe)

341 Fuck Greg Ballard and fuck his corporate paymasters.

big brave fucking marine scared to death that some tranny might be mad at him if he tells the truth. Greg Ballard may have been a marine for 23 years, but he's a big fucking coward when it counts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2022 12:51 AM (q3gwH)

342 Ballard is afraid that someone on the golf course in Myrtle Beach will give him a hard time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:54 AM (63Dwl)

343 Ballard is afraid that someone on the golf course in Myrtle Beach will give him a hard time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Or won't in the locker room.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2022 12:54 AM (IEa8U)

344 Which golf course in Myrtle Beach???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 12:55 AM (a4EWo)

345 Howdy folks. I tell ya my day was pretty damn exciting. I found a 1943-P silver nickel in my change!

Yes, I was a nerdy teen that collected coins, and well stamps and other odd esoterica, like matchbooks and pop cans. BTW, my nickel is 35% silver and worth around $1.15.

Was it Sock Monkey that mentioned last night he had ADD or something, sounds familiar to me. There's almost a crossover at times to OCD.

Don't know wht that all means really. I just figure you have to play life w/ the cards you are dealt.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 12:55 AM (55Qr6)

346
Which golf course in Myrtle Beach???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


The article I found just said he moved to Myrtle Beach so he could play golf year round.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2022 12:57 AM (63Dwl)

347 @331: "I thought you were getting out of that crazy place."

Daily life kinda sidetracked me these last couple of months, but eventually, yeah, somewhere far away, I hope.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 22, 2022 12:58 AM (4NlP1)

348 Farmer - Yup, I have three silver nickels. I also collect copper pennies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:59 AM (LUJEW)

349 True story: My grandpa, a venerated chemistry professor emeritus of the college I attended, helped me dig up anti-global warming articles every week to show my newly-minted Environmental Science professor. I got an "A" for keeping up with current events but my ES professor clearly was flustered, as he had never encountered opposition to The Narrative before. I consider it a win for me and Grandpa.
Posted by: pookysgirl with facts at May 22, 2022 12:21

That is awesome p. Do you mind sharing what college it was? I don't think Bob from NSA will track you down for this.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 01:02 AM (55Qr6)

350 Checks cupboard... Yep, one 16oz jar of Jif extra-crunchy death.

Bummer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2022 01:03 AM (ZSK0i)

351 It's been a while since I saw any Russian collusion around here. This will help.

https://youtu.be/0w3zmQwUvyQ?t=1249

(The time offset puts it at the start of my favorite song on the album.)

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2022 01:04 AM (P1f+c)

352 Howdy horde!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2022 01:04 AM (U2p+3)

353 Farmer - Yup, I have three silver nickels. I also collect copper pennies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:59 AM (LUJEW)


The pre-1982 ones? Yep, still worth about 3 cents each.

Also, Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2022 01:06 AM (F0YaR)

354 Farmer, That is very cool, I save old coins when I find them, I've no idea if they have any value. I've also got a box of stamps that belongs to hubs, his Dad worked for the post office and saved some stamps for him, I am hopeful that some of them have value. I need to do some research. How are you and Jules doing?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

355 Checks cupboard... Yep, one 16oz jar of Jif extra-crunchy death.

Bummer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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12 oz. jar of creamy , number not on the list. Anyone wanna make an offer?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 01:07 AM (K25Wn)

356 No silver nickels, but I've got a couple dozen silver dimes around here somewhere.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2022 01:08 AM (P1f+c)

357 Why Nurse, How very nice to see you!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:08 AM (a4EWo)

358 Howdy horde!


Helloooooooooooooo, nurse!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 01:08 AM (vvLKM)

359
Well, the Fountain Inn Waffle House is back to 24-hr operation, although they are still short-staffed. Prices have gone up a bit. Food was good though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)

360 DDS! Hi love. I hope
You are adjusting and feeling at peace.

Blanco! How are you, kind sir?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2022 01:09 AM (U2p+3)

361 Blanco! How are you, kind sir?

Doing well enough. I trust you and your Marine are good?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 01:12 AM (vvLKM)

362 OK, just rewatched the First John Wick movie.

Like the original Conan, or Die Hard... is it the perfect movie that they really should not tried to do a sequel of?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2022 01:12 AM (oHd/0)

363 tonight's musical entertainment is Guns & Roses -- Appetite For Destruction (full album)

https://youtu.be/wXwYSgprIIM

Axl can no longer do serpentine, but Slash is the snizz-nuts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2022 01:13 AM (F0YaR)

364 Blanco,
Both boys are well. I haven't talked to Marine in a few days. Will prolly poke him tomorrow. He's back in SoCal and enjoying being back in the US.
Thank you for asking. They are such awesome young men.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2022 01:16 AM (U2p+3)

365 Well, I am going to let the dog in the house, and then go to bed. night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2022 01:17 AM (uACCw)

366 I just figure you have to play life w/ the cards you are dealt.
Posted by: Farmer


Ace of Spades, two of clubs, "Take a ride on the Reading", Squirtle, and "Swords to Plowshares".

Hm.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2022 01:17 AM (P1f+c)

367 Unless I missed it, that recall notice didn't say anything about taking the product back for a refund.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2022 01:18 AM (ZSK0i)

368 OK, just rewatched the First John Wick movie.

Like the original Conan, or Die Hard... is it the perfect movie that they really should not tried to do a sequel of?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2022 01:12 AM (oHd/0)


Nah. I still haven't seen JW4; but I will, if I live long enough.

And if you don't agree with me, well, I have a pencil.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2022 01:20 AM (F0YaR)

369 Unless I missed it, that recall notice didn't say anything about taking the product back for a refund.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


"Recall" has been redefined to mean "not taken back," just like "vaccine" has been redefined to mean "not immunizing."

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2022 01:20 AM (P1f+c)

370 Thank you for asking. They are such awesome young men.

You're welcome. To be perfectly honest, though, I do tend to forget about the other kid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 01:20 AM (vvLKM)

371 The only time I have come even close to seeing an old fashioned brat is on the sidewalk outside the hofbrau.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 22, 2022 01:21 AM (dp3Bn)

372 Dammit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2022 01:23 AM (ZSK0i)

373 You're welcome. To be perfectly honest, though, I do tend to forget about the other kid.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.

My oldest. He's my rock. He held my hand and cooked for me and took care of his brother when I was sick. He's such an awesome young man. I just wish he'd find his passion in life. Or at least have some long term goals. But. He's hard working and honest and kind. He just kind of doesn't mind being mellow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2022 01:25 AM (U2p+3)

374 How much peanut milk is needed to churn a pound of peanut butter?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid watching Sinkhole Spider eat face- sized spider at May 22, 2022 01:26 AM (3Or4S)

375 'Night, AOP. I think that crunchy contaminated peanut butter would be better than creamy contaminated peanut butter, but what do I know? Nurse, All is well, and you are a good Mom!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:26 AM (a4EWo)

376 Hi Blanco, I haven't used my e-mail in forever, is it still viable?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:28 AM (a4EWo)

377 How much peanut milk is needed to churn a pound of peanut butter?
Posted by: Cicero
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It's milking the peanuts that requires a lot of effort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 01:29 AM (Faksa)

378 Hi Blanco, I haven't used my e-mail in forever, is it still viable?

Should be, I haven't done anything to turn it off. Let me know if you need a password reset.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 01:30 AM (vvLKM)

379 How much peanut milk is needed to churn a pound of peanut butter?


44 pints of Carters.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:31 AM (a4EWo)

380 I make my own peanut butter.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2022 01:31 AM (KFhLj)

381 It's milking the peanuts that requires a lot of effort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 01:29 AM (Faksa)


Earth almonds are easy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2022 01:32 AM (F0YaR)

382 "Recall" has been redefined to mean "not taken back," just like "vaccine" has been redefined to mean "not immunizing."

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2022 01:20 AM (P1f+c)


And quarantine now means to medically isolate the healthy.

Commies always change the meaning of everyday words, flipping them on their collective heads, right Bureau of Misinformation, a/k/a Ministry of Truth?

Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2022 01:33 AM (ldL4g)

383 380 I make my own peanut butter.


Both Creamy and Xtra Chunky!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Peanut Fanny Farmer at May 22, 2022 01:34 AM (a4EWo)

384 Ok Horde, Sleep beckons, see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:38 AM (a4EWo)

385 Farmer - Yup, I have three silver nickels. I also collect copper pennies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:59

As I said, I used to collect coins as a kid, then nothing worthwhile was really left in circulation, silver was gone.

Lately I read that pre 1982 pennies are worth 1.7 cents in copper value, tho it's now illegal to melt them down. Just fun to look at my change. I found a 1955-D penny recently, the year I was born. Now this 1943-P nickel is a find.

Yes, I'm easily amused.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 01:39 AM (55Qr6)

386
Just reading some more about the grid. We're gonna have rolling blackouts this summer for up to half of the country. The Midwest region is in the most trouble. Normal summer demand will exceed capacity. In the West, any higher than expected demand will exceed capacity. In the East, we're good (but not for long).

They like to blame climate change with heat waves and drought for this, but nope, they didn't plan for expected conditions. They've been pushing green shit, and let generation capacity actually decline. They're reaping the whirlwind.

This country is in some serious trouble. Economic collapse and energy shortages.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

387 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

Yup... pulling the trigger on Solar plus Batteries.

Vet owned company... will know more Monday... but...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2022 01:46 AM (oHd/0)

388 I had a girl at a Village Inn try and hustle me earlier. She was all of 16, and thought I didn't perceive it. Actually, she wasn't hustling me, so much as her coworkers. So I gave her a good tip. I admired her initiative and her scheming nature.

But I regretted it, when she couldn't execute. "You know, you're supposed to pocket that ten from the register, right," I said. She gave me the dull-eyed stare of the dairy cow for a good two seconds before it dawned on her.

Sad... we can't even teach American kids to steal right, anymore.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 22, 2022 01:50 AM (HxNfY)

389
Just saw this on the Daily Mail. A Texas landscaper was killed by massive bee stings. He was in a harness, suspended from a tree, and trapped when hit their hive. He was swarmed and mass stung for 10 minutes.

Terrible way to go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)

390 Gotta check my pennies.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2022 01:50 AM (KAi1n)

391 He was doing what he loved!

Posted by: gourmand du noir at May 22, 2022 01:51 AM (jTmQV)

392 Lately I read that pre 1982 pennies are worth 1.7 cents in copper value, tho it's now illegal to melt them down. Just fun to look at my change. I found a 1955-D penny recently, the year I was born. Now this 1943-P nickel is a find.

Yes, I'm easily amused.
Posted by: Farmer
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The local retailers have become accustomed to me pawing through their 'Leave a penny, take a penny' dishes at the checkout. I also occasionally buy rolls from the bank.

The reward/effort ratio is low, but it is essentially getting something for nothing. I sort them during commercials while watching TV.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 01:53 AM (tFWfv)

393 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 22, 2022 01:06

Julues is doing good, no discomfort. But her new corrected eye is not working the best while her left needs correction.

She is doing fine, can't drive so I had to go buy her an eyepatch. Which I had brought up at the eye docs. Her eyes are very off, w/ no correction till the next surgery. They never even mentioned that idea, duh.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 01:54 AM (55Qr6)

394 Tell that to Joe Walsh and his Maserati

Posted by: Doof


Well, he did lose his license ...

Posted by: Adriane the Consequences have Consequences, Infinitum, Critic ... at May 22, 2022 01:54 AM (okV1R)

395 Just saw this on the Daily Mail. A Texas landscaper was killed by massive bee stings. He was in a harness, suspended from a tree, and trapped when hit their hive. He was swarmed and mass stung for 10 minutes.

Terrible way to go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)

Get to the Astrodome!

Posted by: Irwin Allen at May 22, 2022 01:55 AM (4I/2K)

396
He panicked. He was on a ladder doing some work on a tree, with a safety harness. When he hit the hive and the bees swarmed, he panicked, kicked the ladder away and there he hung, mass swarmed.

The fire dept. got there and sprayed him down with water, but it was too late.

There will probably be big time lawsuits, as the owners knew the hive was there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)

397 They've been pushing green shit, and let generation capacity actually decline.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)


The destruction of generation capacity isn't a passive policy, it's active an deliberate.

With all the shit going down, my friend keeps asking me 'what is their goal? Don't they realize they'll have to live with the consequences, too?' I keep telling her their lust for power and control trumps rationality. They actually believe they are so much better than us hoi polloi that they'll survive. I'm just waiting for us to go full Sri Lanka on their worthless asses. Can't happen too soon.

Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2022 01:58 AM (ldL4g)

398 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at May 22, 2022 02:02 AM (Q/6pY)

399 >>Just reading some more about the grid. We're gonna have rolling blackouts this summer Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

This will not occur.

Posted by: ZOD at May 22, 2022 02:06 AM (Q/6pY)

400 NURSE RATCHED.

Posted by: ZOD at May 22, 2022 02:08 AM (Q/6pY)

401 To sleep/perchance...

Posted by: ZOD at May 22, 2022 02:10 AM (Q/6pY)

402 To sleep/perchance...

Excellent suggestion. Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 22, 2022 02:11 AM (vvLKM)

403 The local retailers have become accustomed to me pawing through their 'Leave a penny, take a penny' dishes at the checkout. I also occasionally buy rolls from the bank.

The reward/effort ratio is low, but it is essentially getting something for nothing. I sort them during commercials while watching TV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 01:53

LOL, I have to meet you some time IRL, you sound like a brother from a different mother. Hammer on.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 02:13 AM (55Qr6)

404 WILLIAM HAYES

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 22, 2022 02:14 AM (HxNfY)

405 Thankfully, I'm on a protected grid power-wise with PG&E so I'm exempt from rotating power outages. Doesn't exempt me from incompetence-based outages..., but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2022 02:18 AM (KAi1n)

406
Remember that variation of Clarke's 3rd law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

It doesn't matter if it's incompetence or actual malice now, the results are the same. It's sort of like "depraved heart" murder, 2nd degree they call it in some states. When you're that incompetent, it might as well be intentional.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2022 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)

407 Asspennies:

https://tinyurl.com/2p82uc28

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2022 02:22 AM (KFhLj)

408 My wife and I stayed at a bed & breakfast somewhere in Virginia, a small place, but it had a little fountain outside the bedroom where we stayed. A little garden and fountain. My wife thought it was so charming. We get back and go to bed. Drip, drip, drip, sprinkle, splash, all night. Didn't bother me. I swear she got up a hundred times that night to go to the restroom. We only stayed one night.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 21, 2022 10:50 PM (Nd9N3)

I stayed at one of those in Maine one year. Oh yeah, I totally see where Stephen King gets his inspiration from. We called it Motel Hell. We walked in, there was a sitting/reading room to the left. Two ancient dudes sitting at a small table playing checkers. I assumed they were mummified, because in the next 5 minutes they didn't move a hair. There was a bell on the front desk that you had to ring, the kind you had to shake. A seriously old women comes out, we check in, and she hands me an ancient skeleton key to our room which was decorated in a style that can best be described as "lit Lizzy Borden". We split at the crack of dawn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2022 02:26 AM (VwHCD)

409 Farmer - Yup, I have three silver nickels. I also collect copper pennies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2022 12:59 AM (LUJEW)

The pre-1982 ones? Yep, still worth about 3 cents each.
Also, Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2022 01:06
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Holee fuck, TY G for almost giving me a heart attack while laughing so hard at that.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 02:28 AM (55Qr6)

410 Many moons ago, my ex and I stayed one night at a bed and breakfast plantation house in southern Louisiana. There were ghosts. Also, no toilets in the bedrooms, just a common one (for I don't remember how many bedrooms) 'down the hall and to the left'. The cheese grits at breakfast were good, though.

Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2022 02:37 AM (ldL4g)

411 Found 23 pre-1982 pennies, including a few from the 50's. The stuff from my childhood I should've kept....

Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2022 02:39 AM (KAi1n)

412 It doesn't matter if it's incompetence or actual malice now, the results are the same. It's sort of like "depraved heart" murder, 2nd degree they call it in some states. When you're that incompetent, it might as well be intentional.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Intentional conduct + reckless disregard for the expected consequences = potential liability for punitive damages. We don't need to know your actual state of mind because the objective manifestations are bad enough.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2022 02:43 AM (KAi1n)

413 Ass pennies...lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2022 02:44 AM (ufFY8)

414 I have several lovely pennies from prewar (WWII) era. My dad has a whole penny book full of them. Buffalo nickels, too. After all, he was old. His "bottom dollar," given to him by his dad, was a silver dollar that had worn so smooth in his pocket over the course of 80 years that you couldn't tell what it was, but he pulled it out and spun it for the grandkids. I used to love going through the pocket change that built up and finding the ones we were missing. Now the boy does it with me, but we don't find as many cool ones as we used to.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2022 02:44 AM (LOVUx)

415 ...A seriously old women comes out, we check in, and she hands me an ancient skeleton key to our room which was decorated in a style that can best be described as "lit Lizzy Borden". We split at the crack of dawn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2022 02:2

OMG, BS thanks for almost giving me a heart attack again, you have a twisted sense of humor.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 02:47 AM (55Qr6)

416 Oldest penny I ever got in change: 1899. It wasn't in the best shape, but could that really have been in circulation for that long?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2022 02:53 AM (UuD2k)

417 405 Thankfully, I'm on a protected grid power-wise with PG&E so I'm exempt from rotating power outages. Doesn't exempt me from incompetence-based outages..., but I'll take what I can get.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2022 02:18 AM (KAi1n)

Yup, places that will NOT have brownouts.

Bay Area. Sacramento. LA... places that WILL have brownouts? the rest of the state... you know... not where the Politicians live.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2022 02:55 AM (oHd/0)

418 Spent a lovely day at the land in Willow, clearing a bunch of crappy brush and making a good place to park the camper. It was hotter than hell up there, nearly 73 degrees, which up here is hot and if you haven't been, you probably wouldn't think so. Sweated my ass off, hopefully literally, hauling brush to a burn pile that we can't burn because of the early season restrictions. We'll wait until it rains and the brush gets dryer, I suppose. DH forgot the crank handle for the levelers, so I guess we will move the camper next weekend, since it is a long one. We should be in heaven up there after that, with the camper set, and fire pit dug. Next stop: a real outhouse, instead of the luggable loo and little tent. Luxury. McKinley was out in full glory today, too. Not the worst view in the world.

DH will rent a Bobcat and clear a road and then smooth out a nice place for a deck.... mmm... plans.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2022 02:56 AM (LOVUx)

419 Now the boy does it with me, but we don't find as many cool ones as we used to.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2022 02:44

So cool that you share that. I recently got a Canadian QEII 1995 penny in N IL. I'm going to pass it on for fun.

Posted by: Farmer at May 22, 2022 03:04 AM (55Qr6)

420 Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is playing now.

I am half expecting a giant shit from Amber to appear out of nowhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Like El Kabong ?

La Poopadorra ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:06 AM (arJlL)

421 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:09 AM (arJlL)

422 Well, I'm putting my sunburned self to bed. Have a lovely evening, all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2022 03:21 AM (LOVUx)

423 It's Sunday, was thinking it's Monday or Tuesday as been work dreaming all night

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2022 03:23 AM (2JoB8)

424 It's Sunday, was thinking it's Monday or Tuesday as been work dreaming all night
Posted by: Skip

Is your hammer talking to ya ? "You never take me anywhere !"

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:28 AM (arJlL)

425 Tap-tap-tap- is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:44 AM (arJlL)

426 What has six legs and a bra ? Peter, Paul and Mary.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:45 AM (arJlL)

427 Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:46 AM (arJlL)

428 Speaking of elephants, at the Supe on Friday, an EXTREMELY LARGE woman rode by on one of those motorized shopping carts (not fast, mind you); she was WELL over 300 lbs. YUGE ass flaps hanging over the sides of the seat. Her hubs walked slowly behind. Maybe he weighed 140. if that thing broke down and he had to push, he was gonna need some help.

He certainly wasn't gonna pick her up, ala John Wayne/ Angie Dickinson in Rio Bravo.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:58 AM (arJlL)

429 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 22, 2022 04:05 AM (CRS/E)

430 Last week, on one of my trips out to the dumpster, I fished out TWO Blessed Mother statues ("bout 10 " tall).

"Of all the gin joints in all the world"

I gave one to a very nice young lady and the other to a very nice young man.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 04:07 AM (arJlL)

431 Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2022 03:46 AM (arJlL)


Isn't that a little extreme? Couldn't you have just bought it a drink? Nothing like getting some trunk.

Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2022 04:26 AM (ldL4g)

432 Nevermind the baby formula - What happened to the yellow mustard?

Not that I go through a whole lot but I recently got the last two squirt bottles on the shelf.

Went out again, different store, and thought I'd get the old school 1 qt jar of yellow mustard.
All the had was about 2 ft of one shelf fronted up with the store brand.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2022 08:26 AM (4Kbfj)

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