Senate Democrats Cancel Hearings With Members of Orwellian "Disinformation Governance Board" to Hide Their Lunatic "Mary Poppins of Disinformation," Nina Jankowicz

Can't wait to see this "internationally renowned expert" on a non-recognized field of expertise.

She wrote a book in which she invented a type of Online Criminal, the "Reply Guys," men who dare to reply to women who post online in an insufficiently deferential manner. She notes the new crime of men -- especially "older" men (see video below fold) -- who brutishly attempt to mansplain to women in the fields in which the women are experts.

Again, a crime of insufficient deference to Superior Women.

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Her "expert thesis." Basically a copy/paste of
Anita Sarkesian's output from 2014-2017.

Jankowicz's suggested remedy for these neocrimes is, of course, ruthless censorship against those who will not accept their newly reduced status in the new SJW hierarchy of worth.


Senate Democrats abruptly canceled a hearing at which President Joe Biden's new disinformation czar Nina Jankowicz was expected to testify, a decision made after embarrassing videos posted by the self-proclaimed "Mary Poppins of disinformation" sparked a political firestorm.

Senate Democrats planned to hold a May 10 hearing on "disinformation, misinformation, and malinformation," just a couple of weeks after Biden tapped Jankowicz to head his administration's newly created Disinformation Governance Board. Democratic leaders were reluctant to have Jankowicz face Republican questioning, however, prompting them to nix the hearing, three Senate offices told the Washington Free Beacon.

"They yanked it when the entire 'disinformation board' blew up," one senior aide told the Free Beacon. "They realized there's no way they could reschedule without Nina Jankowicz being called to testify."
...

Canceling Senate hearings on such short notice is out of the ordinary and typically does not happen unless a witness or expert falls ill or has a last-minute scheduling conflict. The disinformation hearing, according to multiple Senate offices, had been scheduled since early April and was planned for May 10.


The committee is helmed by Sen. Gary Peters (Mich.), who also chairs the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the organization tasked with maintaining Democrats' Senate majority. Aides speculated the event was canceled to insulate vulnerable Democrats from the political blowback of the disinformation board.

"We have at least one Democrat who has a tough reelection coming up this cycle," the aide said, referring to New Hampshire senator Maggie Hassan. "It's pretty insane."

"Peters is running cover for the administration," another aide said. Peters did not respond to a request for comment.


17 Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is
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And once in power, you will not be allowed to notice it either.
Posted by: Bete

26 The men of the Senate have to shield the woman who FIGHTS BACK online.
Posted by: Hands

For a woman of very modest charms, she sure does imagine a lot of frenzied male attention.


She'll also be censoring any claims that there's a Deep State.

Horse dewormer alert:


This account, @MazeMoore, has become one-stop shopping for all of Nina Jankowicz's insanities and stupidities.

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM




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1 Hmm

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 17, 2022 04:58 PM (yQpMk)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 17, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

3 #wastf

Posted by: golfman at May 17, 2022 04:59 PM (aX0CW)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2022 04:59 PM (RkC6l)

5 What is a woman?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (jTmQV)

6 Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is
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She doesn't care.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)

7 Alright who buried my penis?

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (vrz2I)

8 Is there another actual reporter in Washington other than Peter Doocy? He's the only one that ever seems to get to the nub, and he always makes the PressSec look foolish as they hem, haw, and attack him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (ZsR3z)

9 I'm gonna return her to the Amazon vendor even though I have to pay for shipping.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (QYPq3)

10 >>> 6 Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is
------------

She doesn't care.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)

I'm not stupid, I'm smart, and I want respect!!!

Posted by: Nina Jankowicz at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (llON8)

11 Every new movie and tv show stresses the superiority of women in all areas

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (CYnTg)

12 Nina Jankowicz and the Ghost of Kiev have never been seen in the same place at the same time.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (786Ro)

13 Hey! First!.. crap you guys didn't get the message

Posted by: Silent at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (CrU4U)

14 ANGRY ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (ppBhU)

15 Screeching harpy... fuck her in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (6Ino6)

16 Online Reply Guy: Now listen here little lady, calm down you're over-reacting, now get in the kitchen and make me a Bumstead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (2HoDz)

17 Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is
------------

And once in power, you will not be allowed to notice it either.

Posted by: Bete at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (uiT+8)

18 >>> 9 I'm gonna return her to the Amazon vendor even though I have to pay for shipping.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (QYPq3)

UPS, FedEx or trebuchet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (llON8)

19 They actually came up with someone even more despicable for Press Secretary. I hate to see what comes after her.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (vrz2I)

20 Nina in bed.

Swinging from a trapeze bar on the ceiling degrading you singing show tunes.

Dayem crazy burger.

Posted by: redenzo at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (E7vND)

21 Why would waste a billionth of a second harassing her online?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

22 I'm so old I remember hearing about TASS, and the politburo telling the soviet peons that whichever barely alive old dude was healthy and feeling sorry for them. And now *I* get told by supposedly non-state FNM that the senile pervert is competent and healthy.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (3cGpq)

23 How to be a female ette! If an ette can make it here, she can make it anywhere.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (jBY4J)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (arJlL)

25 >>>UPS, FedEx or trebuchet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (llON

Canada Post

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (QYPq3)

26 The men of the Senate have to shield the woman who FIGHTS BACK online.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (786Ro)

27 I'm going to guess that Nina's dissertation is as badly worded as Micahela Obama and Doc Jilly Biden's were.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (iDcra)

28 What happened to the vain clown Acosta? He must have nothing to report in his diary...

Posted by: Iris at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (DibdT)

29 How to be a female ette!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (jBY4J)


Are there male ettes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

30 26 The men of the Senate have to shield the woman who FIGHTS BACK online.
Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (786Ro)

They have to set her up for success, in this "patriarchal" world.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

31 "The evildoer hateth the light."

Posted by: Parker at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (hJWil)

32 I'm so old I remember hearing about TASS, and the politburo telling the soviet peons that whichever barely alive old dude was healthy and feeling sorry for them. And now *I* get told by supposedly non-state FNM that the senile pervert is competent and healthy.

Never felt healthier.

Posted by: zombie yuri andropov at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (ppBhU)

33 Jankowicz could take lessons in disingenuity from Vlad. A few days ago, he was threatening to nuke Finland, Sweden, etc. Now, he's all "nah, we're cool with you in NATO".

He huffed and puffed, and nobody blinked. Oops.

https://tinyurl.com/4jtr9f32

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (ZsR3z)

34 what with that mouf? makes Savannah Guthrie look like a small mouth bass

Posted by: x at May 17, 2022 05:05 PM (uQFwj)

35 Anthony Scaramucci is another creep Trump broke.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 05:05 PM (NpAcC)

36 last time I saw a mouth like that it had a spell in it

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:05 PM (0G13K)

37 Gee why would they want to hide her from the public? It's a mystery.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 17, 2022 05:05 PM (bVYXr)

38 Clyde the orangutan swinging from the motel ceiling light in Any Which Way You Can >>> Nina in bed. Swinging from a trapeze bar on the ceiling degrading you singing show tunes.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:05 PM (786Ro)

39 I imagine she had some practice runs in front of a mock committee and failed spectacularly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:06 PM (bg3iC)

40 At the :10 second mark in the Mooch clip - she IS the troll face!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 17, 2022 05:06 PM (La6gB)

41 How to be a female ette! If an ette can make it here, she can make it anywhere.
Posted by: Minnfidel
___

Heh.

There's male 'ettes?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 17, 2022 05:06 PM (QRUKX)

42 Laughing at these fools is a tried and true successful strategy to undermine them, but replacing them with a legitimate government is going to need to be a tad more kinetic.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (5pbp/)

43 @28

>>What happened to the vain clown Acosta?

They took him out of the WH Press Corp and gave him a desk job.

They had to get him out of there because the contrast of approach between Trump and The Meat Puppet would have been too jarring.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (2HoDz)

44 We are surrounded by idiots.

Posted by: Infidel at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (E0NVW)

45 How to be a female ette!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (jBY4J)

Are there male ettes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

Can one identify as an ette? What is required?
(Identification as a moron is, of course, assumed...)

Posted by: Parker at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (hJWil)

46 Gee why would they want to hide her from the public? It's a mystery.

I was definitely looking forward to her being interrogated by some of the sharper Senators. Cruz would crucify her, and Hawley wouldn't be far behind.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)

47 dat mouf

Posted by: big mouth billy bass at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (ppBhU)

48 I've got a gut feel the insiders really really wanted to call it the Ministry of Truth but then someone clued them in on Orwell.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

49 Our new Minstrel (or menstrual) of truth.

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (WmGrA)

50 Nina is one of those people that likes to hear the sound of their voice and fantasize about how smart they are.
They sound dumb and are dumb.

Posted by: UltraMaga Bosk at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (x6uUk)

51 Cernovich complains about "Reply Guys," too.

They are kind of like the oneupmanship thing ace told us about.

An example would be you say "frost on my windshield today," Reply Guy says oh no way in the region where you are the average temp at this time is in the 60s!

Which doesn't refute your "lived experience" that there was frost on your windshield today. But the point is that people are like that online and if Erotic Harry Potter Band chick just found that out, well, she needs some mansplaining.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (9otr5)

52 >Nina in bed.
.
Posted by: redenzo at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (E7vND)

Not even with ace's Yub Nub

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (ktZTZ)

53 The incompetence is part of the kink.

Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (k7+BO)

54 She isn't foolish, she's stupid, and that is the overriding qualification for the leftard ruling class.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:07 PM (QSjkU)

55 The lying eye flutter in the first video gives it all away.

Posted by: huerfano at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (MzKgG)

56 I'm getting a 1984 vibe from her.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (NpAcC)

57 lol Jordan

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (QRUKX)

58 6 Our new minister of truth has no idea how foolish she is
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She doesn't care.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)


She is a superstar to everyone on the Left. Leftard Political Fools love Leftard Political Foolishness. References: Twitter; TikTok.

Posted by: tuesday already? at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (ZoeSo)

59 I haven't had coffee today, which is probably why I feel down in the dumps.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (VdGjU)

60 I'm still floored Democrats really decided to roll this out, usually they are way better at politics than we are.

And the person that's heading it is so ridiculous that I still think it's some sort of conservative caricature.

Whats clear is, their polling is showing them Karen is still on board with Biden and that's who they are shoring up. That is the only demographic that goes for this shit.

Posted by: Blago at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (PwNLq)

61 21 Why would waste a billionth of a second harassing her online?
Posted by: N.L. Urker



This post constitutes as harassment. It's Non-Harassment Harassment. Off to Rm 101 you go! It's for your own good!

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (sAmhv)

62 Goebbels soon envisioned an empire that would control schools, universities, film, radio, and propaganda. “The national education of the German people,” he wrote, “will be placed in my hands.”

What a great idea for our new Ministry of Truth plan.

Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (YVx1O)

63 How to be a female ette!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:03 PM (jBY4J)

Are there male ettes?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM

OK yes, that was a bit redundant but I was just tryin to mansplain 😁

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (jBY4J)

64 >>>They are kind of like the oneupmanship thing ace told us about.


i can see that as super-annoying.

I can't see writing a politico manifesto about it.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (0G13K)

65 Trump broke a LOT of people.

Broke them and turned them in to angry, frothing at the mouth, screaming at the skies, non functioning in the normal world, zombies. No cogent thought. No ability to reason. Critical analysis? Gone. Consistency? Gone.

Sad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2022 05:08 PM (o/z0H)

66 How can you criticize that poor man, Ace, when he has aides??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (yikp0)

67 Lots of head bobbing and blinking as she says "conspiracy theories" about some DeepState "couldn't be further from the truth".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

68
Any nekked pics of her online?

Asking for my friend Brandon

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (+PEv6)

69 >>>52 >Nina in bed.

don't sexualize her!

it's gross.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K)

70 There's male 'ettes?

Garrett?

Posted by: UltraMaga Bosk at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (x6uUk)

71 old Gunsmoke radio episodes had a character named Frog Mouth Kate

Posted by: x at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (uQFwj)

72 Not only has Crazy Nina called for ruthless censorship, she has explicitly called for "law enforcement action" against anyone who evades her little satrap Board. She's fucking nuts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (yWr+L)

73 Nobody mansplains like GOP Senators.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (786Ro)

74 Oh, ffs. Would someone please tell this lackwit that you don't pronounce the t in often.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (ZsR3z)

75 Whoops! Willowed.
========
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover. WARNING! Can't be unseen.

https://bit.ly/3Mt1M94
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 17, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7)

Honest opinion? She's not terrible looking, or at least she wouldn't be in a regular and modest one piece bathing suit. Or preferably just fully clothed. Not every woman can be a bombshell. Plenty of chicks are just pleasantly plump and give the impression they can make a meal to knock your socks off.

Putting Ms. Plump in the stripper's suit is a form of abject humiliation. It's not, "challenging a man's perception of beauty," so much as it is making the audience disgusted while turning the fat chick a cause for derision. It's flat out abuse perpetrated by tiny brained fuckwit who still harbors jealous feelings from high school when all the guys she liked hit on the much prettier girls.

I don't wish to pour scorn on the model. I simply pity her. The editors who push this can get fucked.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (1Yy3c)

76 Garrett?
Posted by: UltraMaga Bosk at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (x6uUk)


Took you guys long enough.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

77 Whats clear is, their polling is showing them Karen is still on board with Biden and that's who they are shoring up. That is the only demographic that goes for this shit.
Posted by: Blago




They can preprint the ballots for their non white constituents.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (5pbp/)

78 Nina's censorship rules will be written by the harpies on The View.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

79 Are there male ettes?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM
.......

I identify as an 'ette. Don't judge me.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

80 lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (QRUKX)

81 Man, that's an amazing amount of stupid packed into one skull.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (ZSK0i)

82
Waiting for a poll post to keep up with Candidate titties in Florida.
Vote for titties you old biddies!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (QSjkU)

83 Rule Number One.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (0OP+5)

84 Nina is like that weird furry dude in charge of nuclear waste at DOE.

Or like Caligula putting his horse in the Senate.

A sign that they are in power and they will do as they will. And you will not stop them.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:11 PM (9otr5)

85 don't sexualize her!

it's gross.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:09

Is she cisgender?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (VdGjU)

86 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.
But even just looking at a still picture of her, you can tell something is off.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (mR6Gs)

87 "Are there male ettes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (DRSnL) "

beat me to it !
but the question remains unanswered ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (OCyur)

88 >>>86 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)

89 Alright who buried my penis?
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2022 05:00 PM (vrz2I)
.......

whoever hid your salami.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

90 don't sexualize her!

it's gross.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K)

Nina Jankowicz naked on a cold day!

Nina Jankowicz naked on a cold day!

Nina Jankowicz and Angela Merkel on trampolines naked on a cold day!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

91 old Gunsmoke radio episodes had a character named Frog Mouth Kate
Posted by: x at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (uQFwj)


She was Goldfish Mouth Kate until I came to town.

Posted by: Matt "Tripod" Dillon at May 17, 2022 05:13 PM (FJYfm)

92 Nina Jankowicz is just a perfect example of how sad it is for kids to grow up lacking the firm, but loving touch of a father's discipline.

Just think how much she'd have benefited from a well-timed 'shut your stupid whore mouth, you have no idea what you're talking about!' once in a while.

Gosh, I guess I'm just old-fashioned!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 17, 2022 05:13 PM (oedLL)

93 I have been rummaging around ballotpedia and managed to stumble across this candidate interview for the Kentucky state house.

Oh My. I can't find anything wrong with this candidate other than being an Aggie.

https://ballotpedia.org/Marianne_Proctor#Campaign_themes

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 17, 2022 05:13 PM (AHeqJ)

94 I Buried My Penis at Wounded Knee

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)

95 Nina is attractive.

That’s a man, baby!

Posted by: Squid at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (qy6Ot)

96 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

Huh? Like at sea for 3 years, half bottle of Jack, closing time, no, still not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (jBY4J)

97 88 >>>86 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

in a Kirk Douglas's jawline gives you a boner way?

Posted by: x at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (uQFwj)

98 Just how many mentally ill people can this illegitimate clown put into made up positions?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (5pbp/)

99 She was Goldfish Mouth Kate until I came to town.


Please. You call that a mouth?

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ZsR3z)

100 So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)

I'm a prisoner CHAINED BY LOVE!!!

https://youtu.be/fuYXCiWkenk

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (1Yy3c)

101 Everyone wants to date Cruella DeVille.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

102 I think she's kind of cute and would do her if I were drunk.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (vN+oL)

103 It's always the crazy and unattractive women who scream about being harassed by men, because it's just another party of their daily delusion.

It'd be interesting if she actually showed which men addre doing this, because the only ones you really see are from a community we're not allowed to criticize. Meanwhile the evil white Republican men are mostly online posting chad memes and trying to figure out how to build their own live edge wood table.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (+ucyC)

104 I wouldn't pork Nina with Ace's dick, or maybe I would...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (QSjkU)

105 "don't sexualize her!

it's gross.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K) "

seconded ! eeewwww !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (OCyur)

106
I guess these were the big plans for greasy Gary Peters when the Deep State stole the election from John James and selected Peters.

Posted by: Clutch at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (9UmRs)

107 This Nina woman--does tequila make her clothes fall off?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)

108 I guess the Republicans don't get to pounce on Nina or, forfend, seize her. We all know how ruthless they are.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (786Ro)

109 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

Dude. Knowing the horde you probably should have used your inner voice here.

Posted by: UltraMaga Bosk at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (x6uUk)

110 Neon Jankowicz > Admiral Levine

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

111 98 Just how many mentally ill people can this illegitimate clown put into made up positions?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (5pbp/)


All of them.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:16 PM (9otr5)

112 From wiki:"She served as a disinformation fellow at The Woodrow Wilson Center and as a supervisor of the Russia and Belarus programs at the National Democratic Institute."

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 17, 2022 05:16 PM (XU274)

113 72 Not only has Crazy Nina called for ruthless censorship, she has explicitly called for "law enforcement action" against anyone who evades her little satrap Board. She's fucking nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 17, 2022 05:10 PM (yWr+L)

And yet they are arrogant in their ideology and stupid in their pride. They know they will not be held accountable elections be damned.

Posted by: 7man at May 17, 2022 05:16 PM (qwO6y)

114 Always refreshing and a pure joy to be reminded on the daily that 80% of the 50 and under women truly hate men no matter how much they virtue signal a few times a year that they don't.
Who do these crazy wymyn expect to protect them in DMV America? Or is assault and rape part of the kink?

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (zWjVi)

115 104 I wouldn't pork Nina with Ace's dick, or maybe I would...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:15 PM (QSjkU)


You would be touching ace's dick, so....

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (9otr5)

116 I had a Nina is my class in high school, she had lice, and no dates with the boys. I don't think she went to the senior prom as we horrified the teachers by dancing to rock and roll. (high school dance band played), so the teachers couldn't pull the plug on the record player.

Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (YVx1O)

117 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.
.........

Face down, ass up in a mud puddle maybe.

Posted by: a donkey at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

118 They are trying to garner the twenty nine and under vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (oQbRJ)

119 I'm getting a concentration camp 'matron' vibe.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (0OP+5)

120 > Rule Number One.

Yep. Seriously crazy eyes on that woman. The kind that decides she was "raped" after she dragged you into the club bathroom and gave you a hummer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (bW8dp)

121 @86 JoeF.-Nina Skankowicz has a Jay Leno face and chin. C’mon, you wouldn’t bang Jay Leno

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (d/ps/)

122 New hash added after 8-hour power shutdown to 'harden' the neighbourhood's electrical grid, or whatever.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (yikp0)

123 Anyway, Nina's father must be a big shot, or she blew the right guys for her to be considered an expert on anything

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)

124 103 It's always the crazy and unattractive women who scream about being harassed by men, because it's just another party of their daily delusion....

Posted by: Rbastid at May 17, 2022 05:14 PM (+ucyC)

Indeed. I remember Lena Dunham said somewhere that she imagined every dude who came across her while she was out in NYC then engaged in self-decadence when they got home.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

125 We got video of a UFO going 11 miles a second straight up. Now comes some perfectly made doorway in a cliff on Mars.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (ZhORv)

126 For a woman of very modest charms, she sure does imagine a lot of frenzied male attention.


****


You could homestead in 19th century Kansas with that jaw and a good mule.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (wb1YC)

127 (yikp0), mutha fruckas!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (yikp0)

128 So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.
Posted by: ace

___

LMAO, I thought the Psaki-lust was just a form of trolling, but now I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Blago at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (PwNLq)

129 Love the proliferation of Disinformation Experts, it's like the third or fourth rung down on the expertise pecking order for illiterate poli sci majors.

If you can't break into the MSNBC rotation as a CRT Expert, you try being a Counter-Violent Extremism Expert. After that, Disinformation Expert better work out for you because next rung down is pretending to be a conservative ... and that's Jonah's job, so back off b*tch.

Posted by: Match Checksout at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (dYe5S)

130


Son, that's a man.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (zWjVi)

131 They are trying to garner the twenty nine and under vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2022 05:17 PM (oQbRJ)


Are you talking IQ? Cuz they've already locked up the votes from that group.

Posted by: Wally at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (FJYfm)

132 Old Hotness: A Morbidly Obese Womxn on the cover of the 2022 SI Swimsuit Edition

New Hotness: Nina posing with a man with a rat cage on his head for the 2023 SI Swimsuit Edition. I would predict posing with a human skin lampshade but the seems to be rushing things, maybe 2023.


Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (2mSQi)

133 I always get a kick out of the "mansplaining" complaint. Among my siblings, myself and my sisters are a lot more overbearing than my brothers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (+lVUW)

134 So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)


It's the only explanation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (DRSnL)

135 Don't think that she's ugly but she is personally repulsive.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2022 05:19 PM (oQbRJ)

136 Nina Jankowicz talks to Anthony Scaramucci about all the different type of men that harass her online.

pic.twitter.com/nkj2S2EEsZ

- Maze (@mazemoore) May 16, 2022



She's carved all their names on her selfie stick.

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (786Ro)

137 Jankowicz was running the Ukraine op for Hillary IIRC.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (9otr5)

138 yik-po ... town in Korea, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (OCyur)

139 > 80% of the 50 and under women truly hate men

Nah. But the ones who do are very, very loud.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (bW8dp)

140 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

Amen brother.

Posted by: Shrek at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (x6uUk)

141 >>Anyway, Nina's father must be a big shot, or she blew the right guys for her to be considered an expert on anything

She worked for Zelensky in the Ukraine Foreign Ministry.

She knows all about leftist disinformation.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

142 Odds that we will be reading about her transitioning one of these days??? It's all the Rage in the Lunatic Left.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:21 PM (Vr12I)

143 yik-po ... town in Korea, right ?
--------------------------
No, a hair salon in Dallas shot-up by a Black dude.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 17, 2022 05:22 PM (yikp0)

144 Anyway, Nina's father must be a big shot, or she blew the right guys for her to be considered an expert on anything
Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)


There's a screen capture somewhere on the internet of a guy on the news, with the caption "Garlic Bread Expert." Even that designation is more legitimate than "disinformation expert."

Posted by: Wally at May 17, 2022 05:22 PM (FJYfm)

145 >>>Are there male ettes?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

Well, when ChemJeff, Jeff B & GM were around, anyway.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:22 PM (QYPq3)

146 > came across her

Wording. Came across her what?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:22 PM (bW8dp)

147 "Weird Gal Janky Bitch"

LOL!!

As usual, the "Republicans" offer no respite. They don't question the premise of a Ministry of Truth, they just claim they will do it better. Or something: i'd like to say many of them are useless, but that would actually be an improvement

Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2022 05:22 PM (+xjfh)

148 She resides in a fantasy world formed from her delusions. All leftards do.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (QSjkU)

149 She notes the new crime of men -- especially "older" men (see video below fold) -- who brutishly attempt to mansplain to women in the fields in which the women are experts.

That reminds me of the time that some wahmen posted a question on Twatter regarding baseball and, when a guy politely responded with a legitimate answer, she retorted, "Thanks for mansplaining" or such similar shit.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (DTX3h)

150 She worked for Zelensky in the Ukraine Foreign Ministry.

She knows all about leftist disinformation.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)


She was part of Hillary's campaign there, right?

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (9otr5)

151 Well, certainly this worst part of all this is that the prestige of being the George F. Kennan Fellow, Kennan Institute, Wilson Center has taken a massive blow.

-Zombie George F. Kennan

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (fs1hN)

152 I have not heard her speak, nor do I want to. She looks like she has down talking gravel voice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (bg3iC)

153 It isn't that she's the head of this ministry of truth. It's that there's a ministry of truth in the first place.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (Qy7kP)

154 Stunning and brave are the moments we two can share

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2022 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

155 She worked for Zelensky in the Ukraine Foreign Ministry.
====

Probably much like Kamala worked for Willie Brown.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 17, 2022 05:24 PM (iydjf)

156 She worked for Zelensky in the Ukraine Foreign Ministry.

She knows all about leftist disinformation.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

She was part of Hillary's campaign there, right?
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (9otr5)

Okay, that explains it.
She knows where all the bodies are buried.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2022 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)

157 Attractive - hmmm. She's rather one of the Generics of the Left. Generic brunette model. 30ish, scowly and condescending, reasonable figure, odd physical mannerisms. Options include - obesity, anorexia and rainbow hair.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:24 PM (Vr12I)

158 .>She was part of Hillary's campaign there, right?

I'm not sure but I think she was in Ukraine after the 2016 election. But she is no doubt a hard core Democrat partisan and I'm sure a Hillary supporter at the very least.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

159 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
-- ADM Josh Painter

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2022 05:25 PM (Msys3)

160 >>>I have not heard her speak, nor do I want to. She looks like she has down talking gravel voice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:23 PM (bg3iC)

She doesn't speak, so to say, rather sing-song.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:25 PM (QYPq3)

161 > I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

Maybe to a snake or some other critter that can unhinge its jaws.

But it would have to be a transgendered snake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:25 PM (bW8dp)

162 Tits or GTFO!

Posted by: 4chan back in the day at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (/My2P)

163 She worked for Zelensky in the Ukraine Foreign Ministry.
.......

Somebody's gotta wash that shirt.

Posted by: a donkey at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

164

She is crazier than a room full of Joy Behars.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (XnbJC)

165 What is the qualification for being a "disinformation expert?" Excelling at lying?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (iydjf)

166 We SHOULD be hard to govern.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

167 Sometimes I click on videos for the entertainment value, but I think I've used up today's quota of crazy.

Posted by: Texican ette at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (VmjCw)

168 >>>Canceling Senate hearings on such short notice is out of the ordinary and typically does not happen unless a witness or expert falls ill or has a last-minute scheduling conflict.

Their witness had fallen ill years ago (mentally).

Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (raYEZ)

169 >>>She is crazier than a room full of Joy Behars.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (XnbJC)

So just one Joy Behar, then?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (QYPq3)

170 Are there male ettes?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM


I'm a judge, not a biologist, Jordan.

Posted by: Ketanji at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

171 When she wrote her book did she track down all these replying persons, with a biologist in tow, to confirm these were indeed replies sent my men?

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (DB16e)

172 But it would have to be a transgendered snake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:25 PM (bW8dp)

I’m confused but don’t you become one and lose the other.

Posted by: 7man at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (qwO6y)

173 >>>Wording. Came across her what?


based just on simple real estate, I'd guess her Fivehead

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)

174 So, is the disinformation board going to have a browser plugin to flag problematic content?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (bg3iC)

175 No, a hair salon in Dallas shot-up by a Black dude.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0)


so glad I got out. you could feel it spinning out of control. angry blacks yelling at cars that drove by. feeling bold. how do you put that genie back in the bottle? you don't and neither will the police.

Posted by: x at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (uQFwj)

176 My pronouns are "disinformation", "misinformation", and "malinformation".

Posted by: a.moron at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (F6Xpw)

177 We SHOULD be hard to govern.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

Step 1 to being hard to govern: Make Molotov Cocktails.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (1Yy3c)

178 She is crazier than a room full of Joy Behars.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 17, 2022 05:26 PM (XnbJC)

So just one Joy Behar, then?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (QYPq3)


It's a really big room.

Posted by: Wally at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (FJYfm)

179 I have not heard her speak, nor do I want to. She looks like she has down talking gravel voice.

***

Oh, she's way more nuts than that. Picture an adult female who stopped maturing emotionally at 13 and then give her a concussion.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (wb1YC)

180 If I had known it bothered Nina so much, I would not have mantalked back to her online. She never told me. I thought we had a connection, a bond, y'know. Never can tell with women.

Posted by: /dev/ttygp at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (qpX6U)

181 >>> So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)


Help! - I'm being held prisoner in a chinese laundry.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (0fVbu)

182 What kind of boobs does she have?

Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (k7+BO)

183 Just calm down, sugartits.

Posted by: Tits, No Sugar at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (JHBO8)

184 Step 1 to being hard to govern: Make Molotov Cocktails.
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (1Yy3c)

I'd go with buying food, water and ammo first but sure: glass bottles, bar soap, gasoline and motor oil are also useful staples.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (XvPQV)

185 She blinks way too much. Like a liar.
Or that second eyelid to keep the sand out isn't working.

Posted by: Shrek at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (x6uUk)

186 Are there male ettes?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:04 PM
.......

I don't think Fen has had her bottom surgery yet.
*ducks, runs*

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

187 Nina Jankowicz. "Guys are always hitting on me when I'm on line."


Preach it sister! - Donkey Chompers

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

188 based just on simple real estate, I'd guess her Fivehead

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)



cruel

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (786Ro)

189 Picture an adult female who stopped maturing emotionally at 13 and then give her a concussion.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:28 PM (wb1YC)

I think you just described my type.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2022 05:30 PM (1Yy3c)

190 She's carved all their names on her selfie stick.
Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:20 PM (786Ro)

...make that "selfie dick"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:30 PM (BgMrQ)

191 OMG she's a Bryn Mawr grad.

I visited recently as part of my daughter's college search.

Woke woke woke woke.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:30 PM (9otr5)

192 Nina is pissed Harvey Weinstein took a hard pass on her. And because of this we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 17, 2022 05:30 PM (2mSQi)

193 Are sugar tits dusted with icing sugar $m?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:31 PM (VdGjU)

194 Goebbels soon envisioned an empire that would control schools, universities, film, radio, and propaganda. “The national education of the German people,” he wrote, “will be placed in my hands.”
===

It's funny because American progressivies gave the German NAZIs so much of their doctrine and now our progressives are taking so much of the NAZIs doctrine.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 17, 2022 05:31 PM (iDcra)

195 ...make that "selfie dick"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

That was my favorite song of Ian Dury and The Blockheads.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2022 05:31 PM (Msys3)

196 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jakovasaurs

- Nina

Posted by: Marooned at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (w6hJ9)

197 Nina Jankowicz, starring in Stop Hitting on Me! Coming to an insane asylum this summer!

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (gmo/4)

198 I have a Masters in Disinformation Studies from Case Western, can I mansplain to her?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (bg3iC)

199 >>86 I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.

She's a 10.

(on the crazy axis)

Posted by: Hunter's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (l7udz)

200 Oh, Janky was not "officially" on the Hillary campaign when in Ukraine, but the Foreign ministry where she was working assisted Hillary's campaign.

Funny how that country keeps coming up.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (9otr5)

201 > Preach it sister! - Donkey Chompers

O'CrazyHo even thinks that Elon Musk has the hots for her.

Sorry, honey. You're way too crazy for him, and he did Amber Heard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (bW8dp)

202 So I'm starting to realize that 90% of the male readership are actually prisoners.

Blinks out
-.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

203 OMG she's a Bryn Mawr grad.

I visited recently as part of my daughter's college search.

Woke woke woke woke.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2022 05:30 PM (9otr5)

That place was woke 50 years ago.

Posted by: 7man at May 17, 2022 05:33 PM (qwO6y)

204 OMG she's a Bryn Mawr grad.

I really liked the Zeppelin cover.

Posted by: UltraMaga Bosk at May 17, 2022 05:33 PM (x6uUk)

205 187 Nina Jankowicz. "Guys are always hitting on me when I'm on line."


Preach it sister! - Donkey Chompers
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (gmo/4)

Lena Dunham - "Same, queens! Doods cannot wait to flog their Staffs of Decadence after seeing me!"

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

206 We are so lucky Russia is preoccupied with Ukraine, China is on a local genocide bing and Iran is having a goat orgy with all the money Brandon gave them. Otherwise we'd be in deep shit.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:33 PM (/Mfdi)

207 She did ( does, for all I know) Harry Potter Cosplay.As an adult. In public.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:33 PM (Vr12I)

208 Hey sugar tits. Mansplaining is when a man explains how things work. Got it?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 17, 2022 05:34 PM (iDcra)

209 She's the kind of person that has you arrested because she ran you over in your own back yard.

Posted by: klaftern at May 17, 2022 05:34 PM (taPSh)

210 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
MSNBC guest: "We got to watch out because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation ... the president acknowledged that it's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail."

https://tinyurl.com/yz9uddws

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 05:34 PM (NpAcC)

211 Nina Jankowicz is Exeter in the remake of "This Island Earth" coming to theaters this Summer!

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

212 Fun Facts to Know and Tell:
I read last night (Sandford novel) Molotov cocktails really only work on tanks and stuff. Throw one in somebody's kitchen and half the time it won't break and just roll around.
If you want to bomb a house use a cardboard milk container and it's like throwing a ball of gas.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

213 Kirk Douglas's jawline

-
Complaint time! I watched Diamonds, a movie starring an elderly and disabled Kirk Douglas and an elderly Lauren Bacall. I thought it'd be a wholesome film about family healing as the patriarch faces death. Instead, about 1/3 of the movie is about a father, son, grandson trip to a whorehouse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (FVME7)

214
*She's carved all their names on her selfie stick.*.

Oh, is that what she calls it?

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (f610r)

215 >>>She's the kind of person that has you arrested because she ran you over in your own back yard.

Posted by: klaftern at May 17, 2022 05:34 PM (taPSh)

Well yeah, you didn't die.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (QYPq3)

216 >> I'll be honest. Nina is attractive.


She looks like a professional woman who you would bang once and tell her your only contact was via email at ace@aceofspades.com.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (mQV3n)

217 Sugar tits could be addictive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (VdGjU)

218 There is no deep state. Nina says so.

---------

Nina also says there is no Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:36 PM (0KLaH)

219 Bunny Boiler.Bet on it.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:36 PM (Vr12I)

220 Indeed. I remember Lena Dunham said somewhere that she imagined every dude who came across her while she was out in NYC then engaged in self-decadence when they got home.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:18 PM (Rl7KJ)


If it bothered her she wouldn't post naked pictures of herself all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:36 PM (DRSnL)

221 Kind of person who files a sexual harassment suit because you said "Hello" to her in the hallway at work.

Or because you didn't say "Hello" to her in the hallway at work.

It's all good when you are a Stalinist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:36 PM (bW8dp)

222 I dated a girl like Nina once. She stabbed me in the ribs with a fork.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (/Mfdi)

223 For those tired of looking at Nina's insane face, here be some non arachnid eye bleach for you Morons, curtesy of Xipe Totec, Aztec god of tender love.


https://tinyurl.com/ye29b48w

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (QSjkU)

224 Sugar tits could be addictive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Ask your Dr. if Sugar Tits are for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (Msys3)

225 Amazing how much bitching there is from the GOP this was yanked at the last minute...

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (BFigT)

226 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

227 I don't want to look at her video screed because I find her authoritarian leftism revolting, but aside from so called mansplainers, who else attacks her online.?Anyone who spend s anytime online with people with opposing viewpoints gets call all kinds of rude names. That's the nature of the internet , and the Commisar can't handle that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (QW7zY)

228 *She's carved all their names on her selfie stick.*.
===

And yet the original "HITACHI" was still visible.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (iDcra)

229 I've heard that crazy broad referred to as "Scary Poppins."

It entertained me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

230 >>I dated a girl like Nina once. She stabbed me in the ribs with a fork.


Dinner, Salad or Serving Fork?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (mQV3n)

231 222 I dated a girl like Nina once. She stabbed me in the ribs with a fork.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:37 PM (/Mfdi)

At least she aimed high dude.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (Vr12I)

232 I have not read any of her thesis or later comments but I suspect they are 90% "mansplaining is abuse" and 10% "none of the guys who hit on me are the ones I want to"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

233
Biden should have to deny replacement theory at every presser he does

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (+PEv6)

234 182 What kind of boobs does she have?
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (k7+BO)

Think Gertrude Stein.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (vN+oL)

235 Is there a keto substitute for sugar tits?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (VdGjU)

236 @FreeBeacon
MSNBC guest: "We got to watch out because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation ... the president acknowledged that it's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail."


****

Fine. Let's get this party started.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (wb1YC)

237 230 >>I dated a girl like Nina once. She stabbed me in the ribs with a fork.

Dinner, Salad or Serving Fork?
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (mQV3n)

Fondue...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (BgMrQ)

238 Aspartame tits, maybe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (bW8dp)

239 OT: What's MisHum's e-mail?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

240 P.S. https://www.barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/

Crazy eyed,
Ann Barnhardt

Posted by: Marooned at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (w6hJ9)

241 "Dinner, Salad or Serving Fork?
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (mQV3n"

Whatever the one with the long sharp prongs is.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (/Mfdi)

242 >>What kind of boobs does she have?


I'm guessing, NOT Calm.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (mQV3n)

243 Is there a keto substitute for sugar tits?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (VdGjU)


Stevia?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (DRSnL)

244 I love how the thumbnails in every video are a freeze frame of this woman in a painful looking grimace.

P.S. I don't think it's normal even in a freeze frame for one's eyes to be at three and seven o'clock respectively.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (U/K04)

245 And anyway, mansplaining is a stupid term since I've known men who mansplain to other men as a way of demonstrating their expertise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (QW7zY)

246 241 "Dinner, Salad or Serving Fork?
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:38 PM (mQV3n"

Whatever the one with the long sharp prongs is.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (/Mfdi)

Ah. Hay fork.

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (Vr12I)

247 Nine out of ten dentists recommend Sugar Tits. Its part of this nutritious breakfast

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

248 217 Sugar tits could be addictive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:35 PM (VdGjU)

----------

I've always thought that Hershey's Kisses were shaped like female nipples for a reason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (0KLaH)

249 "Fondue...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:39 PM (BgMrQ)"

That would be skewered. Haven't had that experience yet.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (/Mfdi)

250 Sugar tits could be addictive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Ask your Dr. if Sugar Tits are for you.
Posted by: Tonypete



More obscene profits for Big Sugar and Big Tits

Posted by: Hands at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (786Ro)

251 >>Dinner, Salad or Serving Fork?

Pitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

252 P.P.S. https://www.youtube.com/c/SugarTits

Posted by: Marooned at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (w6hJ9)

253 >>Fondue...


Tough to guard against a Fondue Fork. Lotta range on those.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (mQV3n)

254 Like the "Deep State" is so like a conspiracy theory.

Like there's some secret cabal of people who wear T shirts that say "Deep State" on it and, like, set an agenda for an unelected government. First of all it's like totally in the open. And like there's not even an official T shirt. For realz people. You are so, like, disinformationed and malinformed !

Posted by: Nina Junkowicz at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)

255 P.S. I don't think it's normal even in a freeze frame for one's eyes to be at three and seven o'clock respectively.
Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (U/K04)


LOL. She kind of reminds me of Jessica whats-her-face, from Spaced.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (DRSnL)

256 >>>245 And anyway, mansplaining is a stupid term since I've known men who mansplain to other men as a way of demonstrating their expertise.


sometimes someone explains something to me and I say, "No, don't explain it to me, MANsplain it to me."

I want that kind of masculine authority in the answer.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (0G13K)

257 248

I've always thought that Hershey's Kisses were shaped like female nipples for a reason.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (0KLaH)

Remember Chocolate haystacks??

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (Vr12I)

258 Damn. That rumble video makes Pjen Psaki look OLD and like she wears a fuckton of makeup with really bad fake eyelashes.

Be better, Pjen. Be better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

259 What kind of boobs does she have?
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (k7+BO)
........

I'm guessing asymmetrical.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

260 Protein tits

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (VdGjU)

261 That would be skewered. Haven't had that experience yet.
Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (/Mfdi)

#biopsy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (BgMrQ)

262 228 *She's carved all their names on her selfie stick.*.
===

And yet the original "HITACHI" was still visible.


he's just on the list

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (v3pYe)

263 Nina Jankowicz

After watching those videos of her speaking (with the sound off), I have determined her weakness. She can be defeated by duct taping her hands to her sides so she can't move them.


That and a wooden stake driven through her heart.

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

264 Do not take Sugar Tits if you are allergic to Sugar Tits.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (Qy7kP)

265 The average man doesn't wake up and wonder, "How can I subvert/sabotage/demean a (insert subgroup here) today?" We are usually just trying to make sure we get to 5:30 by being useful and avoiding shitstorms.

To the extent that we think about women at all -- in regards to work or social commentary -- it's about basic competence. Can they do the job? Do they know what they're talking about?

In Jankowicz's case (and the irritable feminist horde from which she was spawned) the answer is "no." Which would explain why she thinks men are out to get her. Honey, it's not that we care one way or another what you are; you just suck and are making our lives more difficult.

More succinctly: Your shit's all gay and you talk like a fag.

Posted by: red speck at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (gS3OW)

266 "Tough to guard against a Fondue Fork. Lotta range on those.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (mQV3n)"

She was an E-5 and very angry. Thankfully not a combat MOS.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (/Mfdi)

267 >>I want that kind of masculine authority in the answer.

Speaking of prison time, how long you in for?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Mansplaining > Transplaining

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (0KLaH)

269 259 What kind of boobs does she have?
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2022 05:29 PM (k7+BO)
........

I'm guessing asymmetrical.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

Wall eyed...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (BgMrQ)

270 >>sometimes someone explains something to me and I say, "No, don't explain it to me, MANsplain it to me."


With techinical shit I usually encourage others to 'explain it to me as if you were explaining this to your dog.'.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (mQV3n)

271 Clowns
That waiver previously issued by the Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control made exceptions for transacting with sanctioned Russian entities for the purposes of "the receipt of interest, dividend, or maturity payments in connection with debt or equity."

"The waiver, issued shortly after the US levied sanctions on Russia over its invasion of Ukraine in February, has given Moscow room to keep paying investors, helping it avert default on its government debt," Bloomberg points out.

And yet there's reportedly significant internal dissent against such a drastic plan as letting the waiver expire on fears that such a policy would only prove counterproductive to Washington interests. "Some Treasury officials had privately argued that allowing Russia to pay its debt would further drain its coffers and redirect resources that would otherwise be spent on weapons and military operations in Ukraine," the report says. "But the administration has decided against extending the waiver as a way to maintain financial pressure on Moscow, the people said."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (bg3iC)

272 257 Remember Chocolate haystacks??

chocolate sleestak > chocolate haystack

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 17, 2022 05:43 PM (v3pYe)

273 "Tough to guard against a Fondue Fork. Lotta range on those.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (mQV3n)"

Oh geez. Trying to forget about that.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:43 PM (/Mfdi)

274 I want gainzzz tits

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 17, 2022 05:43 PM (VdGjU)

275 I want that kind of masculine authority in the answer.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (0G13K)


That's hot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 17, 2022 05:43 PM (DRSnL)

276 She has a list of all the guys who hit on her, but they're all from Canada so you wouldn't know them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2022 05:43 PM (Qy7kP)

277 Keto version of Sugar Tits is Tit Bombs.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (QYPq3)

278 Scary Poppins...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (xnjOc)

279 Speaking of prison time, how long you in for?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

Still basking in that Game Seven afterglow Jack?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (BgMrQ)

280 Nina Jankowicz naked on a cold day!

Nina Jankowicz and Angela Merkel on trampolines naked on a cold day!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 17, 2022 05:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

Just search Nina Jankowicz naked. Something will show up.

Posted by: Javems at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (dpfOB)

281 "biopsy
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:42 PM (BgMrQ)"

Forgot about that. Yeah. Might as well be a fondue fork

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (/Mfdi)

282 258 Damn. That rumble video makes Pjen Psaki look OLD and like she wears a fuckton of makeup with really bad fake eyelashes.

***

All that and she still manages to look "meh" in public?

Man, she must be hell on the eyes at 5:00 a.m.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (wb1YC)

283 Meanwhile, Chuckie Schumer has written a letter to Fox complaining about Tucker causing the Buffalo killer's rampage.

And this is happening:

@SenSchumer

@TuckerCarlson invited me on his show tonight to debate the letter I sent to @FoxNews.

I'm declining. Tucker Carlson needs to stop promoting the racist, dangerous 'Replacement Theory.'

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

284 You mansplaining to me? Are you mansplaining to me? I don't seen no one else here, so you gotta be mansplaining to me.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (786Ro)

285 Remember Chocolate haystacks??

Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (Vr12I)

----------

Out: Sugartits.
In: Klingontits.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:45 PM (0KLaH)

286 Call your doctor if Sugar Tits produce an erection lasting more than four hours.

Call your psychiatrist if Lena Dunham produces an erection under any circumstances.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2022 05:45 PM (bW8dp)

287
@FreeBeacon
MSNBC guest: "We got to watch out because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation ... the president acknowledged that it's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail."


And that's Carl Cameron, former Fox News reporter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

288 I'm declining. Tucker Carlson needs to stop promoting the racist, dangerous 'Replacement Theory.'
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

This is how you know Tucker has been effective

Posted by: 7man at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (qwO6y)

289 Revolver Exposes How the Ministry of Truth Plans to Hide Immigration Failures and Label Open-Border Critics "Disinfo Agents"

https://tinyurl.com/yckb56hm

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (NpAcC)

290 >>Still basking in that Game Seven afterglow Jack?

I wasn't going to mention such a painful memory to you but that was one hell of a game and series. Two very evenly matched teams.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

291 I can't imagine making a career out of claiming to be harrassed online. But she did it. She's a survivor.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 17, 2022 05:47 PM (aeePL)

292 Tucker is gonna be quality entertainment tonight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2022 05:47 PM (Qy7kP)

293 I'm declining. Tucker Carlson needs to stop promoting the racist, dangerous 'Replacement Theory.'
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

This is how you know Tucker has been effective

Posted by: 7man at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (qwO6y)

---------

The ratio on that tweet is something else. Chuck is a coward.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

294 202
Blinks out
-.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .


i'm gonna just assume that says "drink more ovaltine"

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 17, 2022 05:47 PM (v3pYe)

295 Schumer has always been chicken shit. He's one of the lightest of the intellectual lightweights in DC and always has been.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:48 PM (wb1YC)

296 The folks at the satire site, "The People's Cube" have a take on Nina,, and the Russian guy who's now a citizen must feel like he-to quote the Beatles-"back in the USSR"

https://tinyurl.com/5fyz52u5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2022 05:48 PM (QW7zY)

297 Carl Cameron thinks bad think = jail.
Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2022 05:49 PM (nlW0X)

298 gas nearing 5 bucks in the Berkshires, 4.69

probs be over five at Memorial Day

Posted by: REDACTED at May 17, 2022 05:49 PM (us2H3)

299 Since when has the Proud Boys been deemed 'radical' by the 'right' wing news media?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

300
OMG she's a Bryn Mawr grad.

Bryn Mawr grls didn't put out because they expected better, but Main Line Dudes were mostly the ghey. Harcum Junior College was the fertile fields for horny guys.

'Harcum, Parkum, and Farkem up" was the mantra of the day.

Were the results unexpected? I report, you decide.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 17, 2022 05:49 PM (dQvv7)

301 I wasn't going to mention such a painful memory to you but that was one hell of a game and series. Two very evenly matched teams.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

I wasn't that emotionally invested in the Penguins, so no scar tissue.

Now had that been the Sabres...I would be bleeding from a thousand cuts.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 17, 2022 05:50 PM (BgMrQ)

302 Nina "One Lip" Jankoffkoski.

Posted by: Ma Duece at May 17, 2022 05:50 PM (/cnHI)

303 *groan*
As 'blaster' noted above, Nina J is a Bryn Mawr College undergrad (according to Wikipedia, she was a 'double major' there including Russian). Having lived for a year on the BMC campus *cough* years ago, there's a certain feminist college / Seven Sisters Crazy one sees, which she exemplifies. She's married, but notice that she _revels_ in the male attention she gets, even while denying it!

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 17, 2022 05:50 PM (k6jXd)

304 191 OMG she's a Bryn Mawr grad.

I visited recently as part of my daughter's college search.

Woke woke woke woke.


there's a james thurber cartoon that may be appropriate here. caption is "she's all i know about bryn mawr and she's all i have to know"

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 17, 2022 05:50 PM (v3pYe)

305 And there's this gem from yesterday.

@RepSwalwell

My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

#EndGunViolence

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

306 Third year in a row the Pens choked in the playoffs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2022 05:52 PM (nlW0X)

307 The ugly ones sure get damaged and kick their shit down the line. Fifty bucks says this one has sexually abused someone or something.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 17, 2022 05:53 PM (dTWx7)

308 Burn Moar Oil

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2022 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

309 @RepSwalwell

My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

***

I spent the afternoon yesterday fighting the tendency to make a burner Twitter account just so I could ask him what his 4 year old said when Daddy got caught eating Chinese takeout.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:54 PM (wb1YC)

310 233
Biden should have to deny replacement theory at every presser he does
________________

Going to lack a certain credibility, given that Biden is on video from a few years back saying that he wants an "unending" stream of third-world immigrants coming over our southern border, and that he can't wait until whites are a minority in this country.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 17, 2022 05:54 PM (k4dH2)

311
@RepSwalwell

My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

#EndGunViolence
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)



This did not happen.

All they can do is lie. Where are the Republicans calling out this absolute horseshit garbage? FUCK our side is worthless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

312 @288

>>This is how you know Tucker has been effective.

US immigration policy since the 65 immigration overhaul has been oriented and organized to reduce the white population of this country.

Download the 2019 Immigration Yearbook (latest edition)and peruse the tables.

Before 65, the vast overwhelming majority of people immigrating to the US were from Europe, first world and Anglo sphere.
After 65, the vast overwhelming majority of people immigrating to the US are from the third world and emerging countries.
Also our asylum laws are insane and which are essentially a reparations program after we bomb the shit out of a country.

Fuck up Somalia, thousands of Somalians to Minnesotta, Fuck up VietNam, Colorado is Hmong central, etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM (2HoDz)

313 Why am I reminded of Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey, A Blog Legend and A Fine Woman of Quality, But Mostly A Blog Legend?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM (IUcAj)

314 305 And there's this gem from yesterday.

@RepSwalwell

My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

#EndGunViolence
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I will kiss a fat dog's ass if he can prove it.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM (oBglL)

315 I spent the afternoon yesterday fighting the tendency to make a burner Twitter account just so I could ask him what his 4 year old said when Daddy got caught eating Chinese takeout.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2022 05:54 PM (wb1YC)

------------

Several people beat you to it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

316 @RepSwalwell
My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo"


Yeah, right. F'n liar.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 17, 2022 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

317 My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

#EndGunViolence
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
------------

Yeah, more than likely, the 4 year old was asking questions about the gal daddy was hanging out with that wasn't mommy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 05:56 PM (5pTK/)

318 257 248

I've always thought that Hershey's Kisses were shaped like female nipples for a reason.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 17, 2022 05:40 PM (0KLaH)

Remember Chocolate haystacks??
Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2022 05:41 PM (Vr12I)
I swear I never made that connection until now. And I was raised in the south.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2022 05:56 PM (0OP+5)

319 My 4-year-old just made a TikTok asking why it is that we allow men compromised by CCP pussy to hold federal elective office. It's all so distressing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 17, 2022 05:57 PM (ktZTZ)

320 >>@RepSwalwell

My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing


...fucking chinese spies and sitting on the intel community.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2022 05:57 PM (mQV3n)

321 We need to have a Misinformation Day here at the H.Q.

For example, a feature story on the Vespa Lifestyle in NYC, or finding a reliable shelving contractor, which I understand are quite difficult to find in The City.

Snopes would have a field day with it!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2022 05:58 PM (QzJWU)

322 CheChe as a political demogogue tactic is just...perfect.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 17, 2022 05:58 PM (ktZTZ)

323 The lies will get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2022 05:58 PM (nlW0X)

324 My 4-year-old just FaceTimed to ask what I'm doing to "help the people in Buffalo" and "why did the bad man do this?" Absolutely gutting. This cannot be his normal. It's time to BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.


"Daddy? Who's Feng Feng and why does she keep calling the house asking if she's being ignored?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

325 The 4-year old was facetiming to tell him to stop farting in the house.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 17, 2022 05:59 PM (La6gB)

326 You know those incredible precocious toddlers? Well . . .

https://bit.ly/3FS2ABT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 17, 2022 05:59 PM (FVME7)

327 I believe Tucker will be discussing Chuck tonight.

Should be good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

328 >>Why am I reminded of Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey, A Blog Legend and A Fine Woman of Quality, But Mostly A Blog Legend?

Ha. I was searching her name the other day when Goebbels in a dress name came up.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2022 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

329 Daddy, is it true that Chinese coochies are horizontal?

Posted by: Swallwell's Kid at May 17, 2022 06:00 PM (Qy7kP)

330 i'm gonna just assume that says "drink more ovaltine"

Am I so obvious?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

331 this new Press Sec seems dumber than Bidet. Good Lord.

Posted by: Infidel at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (E0NVW)

332 At 4 yo Kennedy was shot and I said Oswald is just a patsy, look on the grassy knoll and you'll see the gunman

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB8)

333 Daddy, is it true that Chinese coochies are horizontal?
Posted by: Swallwell's Kid at May 17, 2022 06:00 PM (Qy7kP)

Slides are tough at the playground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (nlW0X)

334 Let me get this straight:

The White House chose, as their spokesperson, an extremely stupid person who's job is to answer media questions. A job, I might add, she's not remotely qualified for.

Then, to top thing off, the Czarina of Disinformation, who's job is to counter so-called "misinformation" is a crazy cat lady, also completely unqualified for the job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (5pTK/)

335 If you insist on being a lying commie a-hole, at least make a half-assed attempt at plausibility.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (Xrfse)

336 She is the best of the best. When it comes to dumb people.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (ytSiK)

337
The CheChe meme is about a decade old now - and even the left recognized back then it was a troll - but some leftist wants to bring it back?

My Gawd those people are clueless.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 17, 2022 06:02 PM (dQvv7)

338
First question: in which area is that lackwit an "expert"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 17, 2022 06:03 PM (xKFcT)

339 My 4 year old just hacked my Zoom call with the President of Poland and asked me why the so many America mainstream protestants cling to the heresy of Semi-Pelagianism and all I could do was weep,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

340 I will kiss a fat dog's ass if he can prove it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2022 05:55 PM


How about upping the stakes, and saying something nice about River Otters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2022 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

341 330 i'm gonna just assume that says "drink more ovaltine"

Am I so obvious?


the few morse letters i can remember matched up

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 17, 2022 06:04 PM (v3pYe)

342 And the Mrs. surprises me and the kids with fresh cooked chicken and steak fajita. Some of y'all are good eggs...

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 17, 2022 06:05 PM (zWjVi)

343 If you insist on being a lying commie a-hole, at least make a half-assed attempt at plausibility.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 17, 2022 06:01 PM (Xrfse)

----------------

Ya gotta remember, they're only talking to other lying commies, Plausibility isn't really a prerequisite.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)

344 Whose bitch this is? I question whether this woman is qualified to serve beverages at the coffee house.

Have big mouth, will travel.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 17, 2022 06:05 PM (d/tcb)

345 >Ya gotta remember, they're only talking to other lying commies, Plausibility isn't really a prerequisite.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)

Good point. If you earnestly believe in communism, youse a stupid motherfucker who will fall for any just-so story.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 17, 2022 06:07 PM (ktZTZ)

346 My 4 year old just hacked my Zoom call with the President of Poland and asked me why the so many America mainstream protestants cling to the heresy of Semi-Pelagianism and all I could do was weep,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 06:03 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2022 06:07 PM (RkC6l)

347 She's a Kennan Fellow? Isn't that misgendering?

You know what isn't misgendering? Stunned cnut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2022 06:07 PM (aJmnD)

348 By the way, I didn't listen to the Jankowitcsizknskd video.

I could tell, just through the way she talked and gestured, "like" and "you know" were staples of her vocabulary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:07 PM (5pTK/)

349 @SethDillon

My three-year-old just emailed me and asked why I bought him "a toy gun that mimics its deadly counterpart." He told me our family was "normalizing violence." He attached a video of himself tossing it in the trash. Heart-wrenching. It's time to ban toy guns, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

350 She would be horrible asking 'Would you like fries with that?' too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (3NKiY)

351 And anyway-It's a stupid title for book. How to be a woman as opposed to a man or a fake transgender? Why didn't she call it something like "Surviving online harassment as a woman"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (kK+oD)

352 We may not know the winner tonight in the PA Republican primary. The scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (NpAcC)

353 Good Lord, the Holier-than-thou just oozes out of every pore of this clueless Karen.

Only she's worse than a Karen. I don't know what the name for someone like that is. She is so sure that she is the smartest person in her orbit, and will NEVER realize that she is totally and spectacularly WRONG about everything.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (SRRAx)

354 Daft trout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY)

355 Is this a threat?

@StephenKing

Tucker Carlson needs to get out of Dodge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

356 351 And anyway-It's a stupid title for book. How to be a woman as opposed to a man or a fake transgender? Why didn't she call it something like "Surviving online harassment as a woman"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (kK+oD)

Well Step 1 to being a woman online is having a vagina. Now a lot of people forget this but it's possibly the most important step. Can't hardly be a woman online without one.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (b2nrj)

357 gas nearing 5 bucks in the Berkshires, 4.69

probs be over five at Memorial Day
Posted by: REDACTED

I've heard through a reliable source that all the gym bunnies are having to look for a local man in this economy since the driving and traveling has been kneecapped with inflation and other shit.
A Beginning of the End to Pussy Inflation. Perchance.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (zWjVi)

358 She would be horrible asking 'Would you like fries with that?' too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM (3NKiY)
--------------

Made me laugh out loud.

You know those military eval reports that made the rounds a few years ago? Just added to the list: "Not qualified to ask if you'd like fries with that."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:10 PM (5pTK/)

359 Only she's worse than a Karen. I don't know what the name for someone like that is. She is so sure that she is the smartest person in her orbit, and will NEVER realize that she is totally and spectacularly WRONG about everything.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (SRRAx)

Apotheosis of Dunning-Kreuger

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 17, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY)

360 "sometimes someone explains something to me and I say, "No, don't explain it to me, MANsplain it to me."
I want that kind of masculine authority in the answer." ace

ha, yeah, when I am uncertain I post soft and gentle, when I am sure, I give it hard and straight, despite the complaints. ... heh

but really, they want to give it hardest when they are pushing The Big Lie. 2+2=5 type shit, demanding we accept their lies, AND we must repeat their lies, just to acknowledge our submission.

Hell No, choose your caliber of resistance.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2022 06:11 PM (Cus5s)

361 American Thinker yesterday maybe a article how diversity only breaks up the bond between society members.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB8)

362
We may not know the winner tonight in the PA Republican primary. The scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM


here we go....

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 17, 2022 06:11 PM (ENBF0)

363 @352

>>The scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

Where's, And So It Begins guy when you need him?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2022 06:11 PM (2HoDz)

364 I never thought I'd see a day when having a social media account was a credential or qualification for employment in the federal government.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 17, 2022 06:12 PM (d/tcb)

365
Well Step 1 to being a woman online is having a vagina. Now a lot of people forget this but it's possibly the most important step. Can't hardly be a woman online without one.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 17, 2022 06:09 PM (b2nrj)

You obviously have not played too many online games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 17, 2022 06:12 PM (3NKiY)

366 I sadly remind the Michigan Senate leader a Republican, that John James should be our Senator not Gary Peters. The only reason Peters is still in the US Senate is because the Michigan legislature certified his fake ballots and then told me there was no evidence of fraud BUT mistakes were made in the election tabulation. And we now have Peters heading communist ministry of truth hearings.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2022 06:12 PM (gFC+u)

367 >>The scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

---------

2020 was a dress rehearsal and they got away with the greatest election fraud in US history.

Gird your loins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2022 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

368
We may not know the winner tonight in the PA Republican primary. The scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2022 06:08 PM


But then Philly won't know the necessary votes needed to generate to negate the winner, and put the weakest on the ballot.

My two year old daughter just asked me, "Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?"

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (dQvv7)

369 Where's, And So It Begins guy when you need him?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2022 06:11 PM (2HoDz)
--------------
And.
So.
It begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (aaGzp)

370 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover. WARNING! Can't be unseen.

https://bit.ly/3Mt1M94
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 17, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7)

'Atsa whole lotta Rosie. Still, she has boobies, and some semblance of a waist, and a cute face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (aJmnD)

371
nood netflix

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (ENBF0)

372 Been stabbed so many times by bitches. At least three different ones. They are all the same in that they pick bad stabbing tools.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (ZhORv)

373 "gas nearing 5 bucks in the Berkshires, 4.69"

gas a little lower than that, diesel a little higher ... in the Midwest. Planter guy probably coming in a couple days ... beans over $15 for fall delivery.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

374 New (momentarily?) grey-boxed thread about Netflix. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 17, 2022 06:14 PM (k6jXd)

375 You know those military eval reports that made the rounds a few years ago? Just added to the list: "Not qualified to ask if you'd like fries with that."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 17, 2022 06:10 PM

"Would not follow out of idle curiosity. "

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2022 06:15 PM (RkC6l)

376 In fairness, there are going to be bunches of bitches that find out they are not worth what they think they are when the comet gets here, they are going to be begging for mansplaining

Posted by: Y5 at May 17, 2022 06:16 PM (TwJwe)

377 Rule Number One.

Yep. Seriously crazy eyes on that woman. The kind that decides she was "raped" after she dragged you into the club bathroom and gave you a hummer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

She is as sane as I.

Posted by: Dr. Amy FUCKING Bishop at May 17, 2022 06:17 PM (VYjdj)

378 Nina Jankowicz

Is that psycho girl in HS that simultaneously sobbing and wailing, screams at the guys, "I AM PRETTY TOO!!!!""

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2022 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

379 the heresy of Semi-Pelagianism and all I could do was weep,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 06:03 PM

I have never heard of this, so I had to look it up. My husband is going to thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole. He'll get some peace and quiet.

Posted by: Moki at May 17, 2022 06:18 PM (JrN/x)

380 I sadly remind the Michigan Senate leader a Republican, that John James should be our Senator not Gary Peters. The only reason Peters is still in the US Senate is because the Michigan legislature certified his fake ballots and then told me there was no evidence of fraud BUT mistakes were made in the election tabulation. And we now have Peters heading communist ministry of truth hearings.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2022 06:12 PM


prior to the election, Gary Peters (who?) had a 13 percent name recognition amongst likely voters. after the election, his name recognition rose to 17 percent

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 17, 2022 06:21 PM (ENBF0)

381 he scanner in one of counties can't read the mail in ballots.

Where's, And So It Begins guy when you need him?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I'd like to help, but the King of the Nazgul kinda ended me.

Posted by: zombie Theoden King at May 17, 2022 06:21 PM (VYjdj)

382 My husband is going to thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole. He'll get some peace and quiet.

Quick, ask him about it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

383 Jankybitch. Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at May 17, 2022 06:53 PM (eWQHi)

384 18 >>> 9 I'm gonna return her to the Amazon vendor even though I have to pay for shipping.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 17, 2022 05:01 PM (QYPq3)

UPS, FedEx or trebuchet?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 17, 2022 05:02 PM (llON

Trebuchet would be preferable since it would require multiple launches, with enough time between repositioning so that she could recover from her last launch.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 17, 2022 07:05 PM (xxG/v)

385 Anita Sarkesian? Isn't she the one who discovered the route to the center of the Earth?

Posted by: MW at May 17, 2022 08:54 PM (LJrwl)

386 Stupid people in positions of power should be mocked and derided constantly. Especially if that position is in direct opposition of our constitution. The woman is an idiot. And now she is an idiot with power over you. Destroy her.

Posted by: Brad Mueller at May 18, 2022 08:42 AM (XHvIG)

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